The Pink of Spring Cafe

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Literally.

Pandas are clumsy but they're also made of protective fluff and flubber.

One of those videos where the camera keeps pulling back further and further to show your place in the cosmos. Would be a good video to "spark up" a marijuana cigarette and get "experienced" to, JackStraw.

Happy baby sloth.

Creepy box. It just got optioned for a horror movie franchise.

Steve Inman: Calf says "No" to a drover whacking his mom with a switch.

Dog says, "I own this street."

Thug brings a gun to a rolling pin fight.

I want to start a 501(c)(3) educational charity called Science Is Gay:

A Cloud Factory pic.twitter.com/LUCcTo2c5B
— Awesome Nature & Incredible Science (@nature_i1) February 26, 2022

The German Shepherd Dog.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/mDQQgYQOnU
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) February 28, 2022

Hokkaido in Japan aka The Flower Circuit.. pic.twitter.com/EbsdfjC7E7
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) February 27, 2022

A herd of deer relaxing underneath cherry blossoms in Japan.. pic.twitter.com/ov64SIhMfb
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) February 25, 2022

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1 Flying buffalo!

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2022 07:49 PM (vrz2I)

2 Better carry an umbrella if you see a flock of those flying over.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2022 07:50 PM (vrz2I)

3 Top 5!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2022 07:52 PM (4I/2K)

4 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 07:52 PM (Msys3)

5 One of those videos where the camera keeps pulling back further and further to show your place in the cosmos. Would be a good video to "spark up" a marijuana cigarette and get "experienced" to, JackStraw.

Please DO NOT kick over the bong. You'll never get that smell out of the carpet.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 07:53 PM (Msys3)

6 jump for joy !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (NDCP0) at February 28, 2022 07:53 PM (NDCP0)

7
Cloud Machine

Toothpaste, Coca Cola, and the secret ingredient: Joos

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 07:54 PM (dscaa)

8 Levitated Mass.

Posted by: spindrift at February 28, 2022 07:55 PM (GZJOH)

9 Buffalo has mastered the art of levitation during transcendental meditation.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2022 07:55 PM (4I/2K)

10 Flying Buffalo, that's something you don't see everyday

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2022 07:56 PM (2JoB8)

11 Chelly Brossom!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 28, 2022 07:56 PM (J0+rx)

12 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 28, 2022 07:56 PM (OX9vb)

13 Love the buffalo!

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 28, 2022 07:56 PM (rbKZ6)

14 Now I want to try the cloud factory

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2022 07:57 PM (2JoB8)

15 Cow.

Posted by: Dr. Jo Harding, Twister at February 28, 2022 07:57 PM (4I/2K)

16
GSD has what we refer to as Derp Tongue.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2022 07:57 PM (/U27+)

17 Rolling Pin Man rocked that thug's world.

Smack!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2022 07:57 PM (R/m4+)

18 Do you remember the days when you could turn on the news and be exposed to valid viewpoints of various shapes and sizes? I mean there wasn't much of it, but at one time it wasn't 100% of everybody who counts on the same exhausting script.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 07:57 PM (dscaa)

19 I'm forming a theory that there's actually no such thing as a panda. Just a cult that captures drunk fat guys and stuffs them in a ridiculous black and white bear costume. More plausible than global warming.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 28, 2022 07:58 PM (l6b3d)

20 Fun day around here when 20 buffalo were running south on I-45. A fence is just a suggestion to a buffalo.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 07:58 PM (NcqYr)

21 Birdie, birdie in the sky
why you'd do that in my eye?
I did not laugh, I did not cry
I just thanked God that Bison can't fly.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 07:58 PM (Msys3)

22 Good news for anyone that is interested. The dog finally jumped in my arms this afternoon. It's about 86 outside and I sat up at the barn for a few hours ignoring the dog and she loves me now.
I left my gator at the barn and walked home and she followed me. She had the zoomies all over my back lawn and is laying at my feet as we speak.
She smells like skunk too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2022 07:58 PM (YuKic)

23
Turkey has now shut off the Bosporus and Dardanelles straits to warships.

Note this applies to all warships, not just Russian, although that is the actual intent. This allows this to be considered a neutral action.

Translated statement includes:
When Turkey is not a belligerent in the conflict, it has the authority to restrict the passage of the warring states' warships across the straits. If the warship is returning to its base in the Black Sea, the passage is not closed. We adhere to the Montreux rules. All governments, riparian and non-riparian, are warned not to send warships across the straits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 08:00 PM (Mzdiz)

24 CaliGirl, you made my month!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 08:00 PM (NcqYr)

25 That's great CaliGirl. You just got you a new best friend.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2022 08:00 PM (vrz2I)

26 Is dry ice the secret ingredient?

Posted by: PabloD at February 28, 2022 08:01 PM (BU23+)

27
Good news for anyone that is interested. The dog finally jumped in my arms this afternoon.

_________

Great! Did you tell her she was a good girl? Treats, treats, treats. Bribery always works with dogs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2022 08:02 PM (/U27+)

28 Love a good bison ribeye.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 28, 2022 08:02 PM (vuisn)

29
What, no riparian entertainments? Richard! Do something. Mind the straights.

Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket (that's Bouquet!) at February 28, 2022 08:02 PM (Mzdiz)

30 So Moon Moon has a cousin from Germany?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 28, 2022 08:02 PM (roNyt)

31 CaliGirl, a spray of white vinegar will remove the skunk in minutes. You can get to the bathing later.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 08:03 PM (NcqYr)

32
All governments, riparian and non-riparian, are warned not to send warships across the straits.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 08:00 PM (Mzdiz)

__________

They will yield before the might of the Luxembourg fleet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2022 08:03 PM (/U27+)

33 Flying buffalo!
Posted by: fd at February 28, 2022 07:49 PM (vrz2I)
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A game company from awhile ago.

I still have my copy of "Nuclear War".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 28, 2022 08:03 PM (W/MyG)

34 Dog must be proud of that tongue, and careful.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 08:03 PM (0OP+5)

35 She smells like skunk too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2022 07:58 PM (YuKic)

It was so awesome right up until that! LOL

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 28, 2022 08:03 PM (OX9vb)

36 In Pacific Grove, CA there's a short drive with "Magic Carpet" that looks like "The Flower Circuit."

https://tinyurl.com/8695a8fn

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2022 08:04 PM (BFigT)

37 Shit just got real.

Maryland and Virginia will both end their "sister cities" programs with Russian cities.

That'll show Vlad!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 28, 2022 08:04 PM (OalnH)

38 One of those videos where the camera keeps pulling back

I used to work right next to that, before Google metastasized and bought our building and many, many surrounding buildings.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 08:04 PM (9Fwwf)

39 that is good news CaliGirl, sounds like she took a liking to you and is overjoyed to belong somewhere.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2022 08:04 PM (xhaym)

40 Today was about as beautiful as it gets down here on the Redneck Rivera.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 28, 2022 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

41
Maryland and Virginia will both end their "sister cities" programs with Russian cities.

_________

Warhead targeting has been adjusted accordingly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2022 08:05 PM (/U27+)

42 Hey Ace moar DRT stories!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 28, 2022 08:06 PM (yrol0)

43 CaliGirl, just to add, my last stray cat that showed up was thin and matted from living rough outside, and once she was convinced she could stay, refused to put her nose out of the door for about six months.
She likes me fine enough but she is in love with my wife.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2022 08:07 PM (xhaym)

44 Aw, CaliGirl, that is great! Zoomies make up for skunkiness, right?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 28, 2022 08:07 PM (999og)

45 I left my gator at the barn and walked home and she followed me. She had the zoomies all over my back lawn and is laying at my feet as we speak.
She smells like skunk too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2022 07:58 PM (YuKic)

Now you will smell like skunk, too, but it's totally worth it. Give the dog a hug for me, wouldja?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 08:07 PM (P3gRi)

46 I knew when I was 7 that life was going to be tough and God was not on my side. Or Mother Nature.

Walk out in my nice new suit and tie, hair slicked back and looking good to go to Easter Sunday Church.

Some bird decides to do their business as I walk below and nailed me right on my head. All in my hair and everything. Now realizing what it was I reached up and wiped it off. Boy was I surprised!

I've never liked birds that much. At least not overhead in the trees. Did you know they don't pee? urine and crap is what makes up that white stuff they poop out.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 28, 2022 08:07 PM (Sluur)

47 So the Neutral Zone outposts are constructed on asteroids. Yet there is nothing for them to revolve around?

Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 08:08 PM (u+Y3T)

48 Getting clocked by a large rolling pin has to hurt like a sumbitch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 08:08 PM (4fSQf)

49 If I saw a buffalo fly past my window it wouldn't be any weirder than anything else I see happening in 2022.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 28, 2022 08:08 PM (mNhhD)

50 Mirriam Webster is removing the word "russia" from the dictionary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 08:09 PM (qnVBz)

51 Some bird decides to do their business as I walk below and nailed me right on my head. All in my hair and everything. Now realizing what it was I reached up and wiped it off. Boy was I surprised!

Posted by: jakee308 at February 28, 2022 08:07 PM (Sluur)

As my excessively British wife says, "muck for luck!"

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 08:09 PM (dscaa)

52 Great news, CaliGirl !

our recipe for de-skunking is dish soap and hydrogen peroxide ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (NDCP0) at February 28, 2022 08:09 PM (NDCP0)

53 Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2022 08:09 PM (2JoB8)

54 That is one mangy-looking deer. But what a beautiful setting.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 08:09 PM (l0Lgi)

55 I suppose Kraft is pulling all their Russian Dressing from the shelves.

How does it hurt Russia when you don't sell inventory you already paid them for? That only hurts the reseller.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2022 08:09 PM (vrz2I)

56 g'night, Skip !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (NDCP0) at February 28, 2022 08:10 PM (NDCP0)

57 Night Skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2022 08:10 PM (QCwhW)

58 Butthead: Uh huh huh huh. Hey Beavis? Beavis: Uhhh yeah Butthead. What can I do ya for?

Butthead: What? Beavis: It's a thing I'm trying. For the ladies.

Butthead: Shut up Beavis this is important. Beavis: Ok.

Butthead: She's surrounded by Uranus. Huh huh huh. Beavis: woah! heh heh heh What can I do ya for, ...Uranus?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 28, 2022 08:11 PM (l6b3d)

59 So the Neutral Zone outposts are constructed on asteroids. Yet there is nothing for them to revolve around?
Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 08:08 PM (u+Y3T)

They orbit the Sun. Or a star, I suppose.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)

60 Are American cities named similar to Russian towns start changing their names?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 08:11 PM (qnVBz)

61 Yay cafe!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 08:11 PM (lCui1)

62 I'm forming a theory that there's actually no such thing as a panda. Just a cult that captures drunk fat guys and stuffs them in a ridiculous black and white bear costume. More plausible than global warming.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 28, 2022 07:58 PM (l6b3d)
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If panda bears weren't so damn cute they would have died out a long time ago. They are an evolutionary dead end.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 28, 2022 08:11 PM (K5n5d)

63 I've never liked birds that much. At least not overhead in the trees. Did you know they don't pee? urine and crap is what makes up that white stuff they poop out.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 28, 2022 08:07 PM (Sluur)

Good thing it wasn't a Foo bird.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 08:11 PM (P3gRi)

64 sock_rat, white vinegar in a spray bottle removes the odor in minutes. I can tell you how I know. Eight dead skunks so far this year.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 08:11 PM (NcqYr)

65 Can't see the buffalo's wings.

Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 08:11 PM (AmoqO)

66 I do believe there are submarine commanders willing to take Turkey to task with their proclamations on closing various waterways.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2022 08:11 PM (BFigT)

67 Yay for CaliGirl and Skunky Doggy.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 28, 2022 08:11 PM (mNhhD)

68 MRDUCKS

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 28, 2022 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

69 the 'russian warship, go f*ck yourself' story has been debunked.

https://is.gd/RpzX4N

link goes to the national pulse, i got there from gab.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 28, 2022 08:12 PM (IJES/)

70 Are American cities named similar to Russian towns start changing their names?

St. Petersburg FL to change its name to FloridaManTown...

Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 08:13 PM (u+Y3T)

71 Devon Archer was sentenced to a year and a day in federal prison by Manhattan Judge Ronnie Abrams for his role in a ploy that defrauded the Oglala Sioux tribe of nearly $60 million in bonds.

.. $60 million .. 18 months

.. $300 from 7/11 .. 3 years

There are two Americas

Posted by: SMOD at February 28, 2022 08:13 PM (X5CsJ)

72 "Can't see the buffalo's wings."

They move really fast like hummingbird's.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2022 08:13 PM (vrz2I)

73 Bif, you feeling better, dear?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 08:13 PM (NcqYr)

74 The Russian River in California will be renamed The Ukrainian River.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 28, 2022 08:14 PM (W/MyG)

75 Hollywood has recalled Hunt For Red October. Zombie Sean Connery leaves horsehead in some dumb sombitch bed.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 08:14 PM (0OP+5)

76 Thug brings a gun to a rolling pin fight.

I'm admiring the two-handed swing. He got everything in to the rolling pin. I'm surprised the thief could even walk after that.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 08:14 PM (1vynn)

77 King of Prussia will henceforth be known as King of Pukraine.

Posted by: Gov. Wolf at February 28, 2022 08:14 PM (GZJOH)

78 I'll keep that in mind next time a dog gets too inquisitive ... thanks, Ben Had ! sounds easier than our recipe, for sure !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (NDCP0) at February 28, 2022 08:14 PM (NDCP0)

79 Are American cities named similar to Russian towns start changing their names?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 08:11 PM (qnVBz)

Yes, and Russian Hill in San Francisco is changing its name to "Trayvon Martin's Cock" out of an excess of diversity and equity

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2022 08:15 PM (xhaym)

80 We're boned.

Posted by: Moscow, Idaho at February 28, 2022 08:16 PM (P3gRi)

81 sock_rat, It just eliminates the need for a bath.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 08:16 PM (NcqYr)

82 Is it too much to ask that someone from the GOP heckle Biden with a Stuff It Brandon! during the SOTU?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 08:16 PM (4fSQf)

83 I was amazed at how quickly a bison could move. An idiot tour bus driver decided to chase one with his van in Yellowstone. The passenger should have beaten the ever loving shit out of that driver. I think our driver may have reported him to the tour company.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 28, 2022 08:17 PM (2NHgQ)

84 American Airlines is changing its name to the Kiev Kattle Kar.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 08:17 PM (qnVBz)

85 "Satellite outage knocks out thousands of Enercon's wind turbines"
https://bit.ly/3huJSVv

It turns out Germany's stupid green energy stupid turbines are dependent on a stupid satellite. So - take out the satellite you disable a chunk of their power system. This seems bad.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 28, 2022 08:18 PM (BJKQV)

86 exactly, ours requires a really thorough washing-out w/ much rinsing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (NDCP0) at February 28, 2022 08:18 PM (NDCP0)

87 They're boycotting The Yakov Smirnov Dinner Theater Experience in Branson, MO.

This has gone too far!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:18 PM (HsAzN)

88 I wish I could claim I was drinking.

Sorry guys

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2022 08:18 PM (xhaym)

89 Once again, Japan provides examples of truly magical landscapes.

Posted by: Paco at February 28, 2022 08:19 PM (njExo)

90 Wrangell, Alaska to change its name to Wang Dang Doodle, Alaska.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 08:19 PM (P3gRi)

91 87 They're boycotting The Yakov Smirnov Dinner Theater Experience in Branson, MO.

This has gone too far!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:18 PM (HsAzN)

In Soviet Russia, dinner boycott you!

Posted by: 29Victor at February 28, 2022 08:20 PM (BJKQV)

92 71 Devon Archer was sentenced to a year and a day in federal prison by Manhattan Judge Ronnie Abrams for his role in a ploy that defrauded the Oglala Sioux tribe of nearly $60 million in bonds.

.. $60 million .. 18 months

.. $300 from 7/11 .. 3 years

There are two Americas

Posted by: SMOD at February 28, 2022 08:13 PM (X5CsJ)
Devon Archer fallin' kinda clost to a Biden, yo.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 08:20 PM (0OP+5)

93 It turns out Germany's stupid green energy stupid turbines are dependent on a stupid satellite. So - take out the satellite you disable a chunk of their power system. This seems bad.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 28, 2022 08:18 PM (BJKQV)

Why would you do that? They do not turn during peak times? When there is no wind?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2022 08:20 PM (QCwhW)

94 Rocky 4 is being re-edited to remove Russian characters and locations.

Posted by: Dogbert at February 28, 2022 08:20 PM (5/lDN)

95 I wish I could become an illegal alien in Japan. I'd love to live there.

I just think I'd stand out a bit and would be easy to catch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 08:20 PM (4fSQf)

96 I just think I'd stand out a bit and would be easy to catch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 08:20 PM (4fSQf)
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You go now!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 28, 2022 08:21 PM (W/MyG)

97 94 Rocky 4 is being re-edited to remove Russian characters and locations.
Posted by: Dogbert at February 28, 2022 08:20 PM (5/lDN)

Carl Weathers was killed by a ghost!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2022 08:21 PM (QCwhW)

98 Rocky 4 is being re-edited to remove Russian characters and locations.
Posted by: Dogbert at February 28, 2022 08:20 PM (5/lDN)

Brain damaged Philadelphia man physically assaults meat packing plant in bizarre bid to reunite with his estranged wife (PG-13, Drama)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2022 08:22 PM (Jcp3S)

99 Moscow on The Hudson is being renamed to ShitHole on the Hudson.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 08:22 PM (4fSQf)

100 Obilgatory:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo!

I'm from Buffalo, and I have no idea what the above means.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)

101 Seriously, what is the secret ingredient in the cloud trick? I saw a video on YouTube where someone used Coca Cola, toothpaste and Mentos, and got a similar result.

Posted by: Paco at February 28, 2022 08:22 PM (njExo)

102 Bif, you feeling better, dear?
Posted by: Ben Had

hi, Ben Had! a little better. i'm up to crackers without abdominal pain. maybe something a little more substantial tomorrow.

no clue what attacked my lower intestines, but it needs to be savagely nuked, with agression, from orbit.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 28, 2022 08:22 PM (IJES/)

103 I left my gator at the barn and walked home and she followed me. She had the zoomies all over my back lawn and is laying at my feet as we speak.
She smells like skunk too.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Congrats CaliGirl and well done!
(too bad about the smell; but, you earned it!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 28, 2022 08:23 PM (vnqom)

104 87 They're boycotting The Yakov Smirnov Dinner Theater Experience in Branson, MO.

This has gone too far!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:18 PM (HsAzN)

Really? The stupid is strong with these posers.

Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 08:23 PM (AmoqO)

105 Why would you do that? They do not turn during peak times? When there is no wind?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2022 08:20 PM (QCwhW)

You won't believe how much money they saved by not running the 25 cents per foot datalink wires with the $25 per foot power wires.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 08:23 PM (P3gRi)

106 Breaking News: Hasbro redesigns the Risk game map. Ural, Siberia, Yakursk, Irkutsk, and Kamchatka are all now part of Ukraine.

Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 08:23 PM (u+Y3T)

107 Loved this meme: https://tinyurl.com/3fd2ymue

Posted by: 496 at February 28, 2022 08:23 PM (U1eOr)

108 Pandas are fake. They're just Irish and Russian midgets that get paid in whiskey.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2022 08:24 PM (Ckg4U)

109 King of Prussia will henceforth be known as King of Pukraine.
Posted by: Gov. Wolf at February 28, 2022 08:14 PM (GZJOH)
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LOL!

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2022 08:24 PM (wyw4S)

110 Russian River area in CA hardest hit.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 08:24 PM (NcqYr)

111 Breaking News: Hasbro redesigns the Risk game map. Ural, Siberia, Yakursk, Irkutsk, and Kamchatka are all now part of Ukraine.
Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 08:23 PM (u+Y3T)
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Axis and Allies now has a huge void in Eurasia.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 28, 2022 08:24 PM (W/MyG)

112
Bif, hope you have a fast and full recovery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2022 08:24 PM (/U27+)

113 100 I'm from Buffalo and I have no idea what the above means.

I'm from Niagara County (CO now) but don't think I've heard that one before. I never need to hear "Shuffle off to Buffalo" or that damn Three Stooges thing again.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:24 PM (HsAzN)

114 Me, " oh look at that little sloth. He's such a cute little guy!"

[Sloth looks up] when the doom-formed constellation ascends during the blood moon our time of trial will end and as foretold by The Ancient Ones we will assume our true form, that of the soul eaters. Your kind will know only pain for untold eternities

Me, "So friggin cute!" [pat pat pat]

Posted by: banana Dream at February 28, 2022 08:24 PM (l6b3d)

115 Stinky Dog, Stinky Dog, why don't they bathe you?

Stinky Dog, Stinky Dog, it's not your fault...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 08:25 PM (4fSQf)

116 Devon Archer fallin' kinda close to a Biden, yo.

Bidens have got to be wondering how he got off that easy.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 08:25 PM (l0Lgi)

117 104 Really?

Nah, just jestin'. It's an old Opie & Anthony riff, the Yakov Smirnov Experience thing.

I should have added a sarc tag. These days, parody is basically reality.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:26 PM (HsAzN)

118 Bif, hope you have a fast and full recovery.
Posted by: Hadrian

thank you, i'm getting there. my GAINZZZZZZ are six pounds lost so far. since Friday.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 28, 2022 08:26 PM (IJES/)

119 Loved this meme: https://tinyurl.com/3fd2ymue
Posted by: 496

From 'LickMeWhereIPea'? That's quite a handle.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 08:27 PM (l0Lgi)

120
Tomorrow is the first day of meteorological spring. I'm ashamed I didn't know about the meterological season definitions until just a while back. Henceforth, that's what I using for my seasons.

Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket (that's Bouquet!) at February 28, 2022 08:28 PM (Mzdiz)

121 All references to Russia's favorite booze are being removed from the James Bond films. Dude now drinks water out of a funny glass.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 08:28 PM (UewuT)

122 119 Loved this meme: https://tinyurl.com/3fd2ymue
Posted by: 496

From 'LickMeWhereIPea'? That's quite a handle.
Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 08:27 PM (l0Lgi)

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Yes, the handle rocks as well

Posted by: 496 at February 28, 2022 08:28 PM (U1eOr)

123 "I must break you" has been redubbed to " I must invade your sovereign country in an impotent show of force, and that is a war crime because the independent free state of Ukraine is an innocent bastion of global democracy which is 100% free of corruption, and anyone who says otherwise is attempting to prop up a madman. You can support the 'Ukes' with a flag icon on LinkedIn and also by changing your Pandora password. "

It's not quite as catchy, but it does roll off the tongue.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 08:28 PM (dscaa)

124 94 Rocky 4 is being re-edited to remove Russian characters and locations.
Posted by: Dogbert at February 28, 2022 08:20 PM (5/lDN)

Uh, why? Rocky beats the Commy in the end.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2022 08:28 PM (oHd/0)

125 I'd rather go hang out with those deer in the cherry blossoms. That's beautiful.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)

126 A White Ukrainian...skip the kahlua, skip the ice, just drink the vodka.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:29 PM (HsAzN)

127 From 'LickMeWhereIPea'? That's quite a handle.
Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 08:27 PM (l0Lgi)

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Yes, the handle rocks as well
Posted by: 496

hiw certain are you that it isn't a palm rest and not a 'handle'?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 28, 2022 08:30 PM (IJES/)

128 125 I'd rather go hang out with those deer in the cherry blossoms. That's beautiful.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 08:28 PM (ZLI7S

I bet you'd just stare at those blossoms for hours.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 08:30 PM (4fSQf)

129 Hokkaido, Japan, where they make Mr. Sparkle

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2022 08:30 PM (CAJOC)

130 104 87 They're boycotting The Yakov Smirnov Dinner Theater Experience in Branson, MO.

This has gone too far!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:18 PM (HsAzN)

People should realize comedians tend to be their funniest when their home countries are fucking up.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 28, 2022 08:30 PM (vuisn)

131 "The Dude" Lebowski has never heard of a White Russian before. But he's a huge fan of drinking Yellow And Blue Ukrainians!

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 08:31 PM (UewuT)

132 Can one still order Pasta Puttanesca?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 08:31 PM (y3nJ6)

133 white vinegar will remove the skunk in minutes.

Bathe in baking soda, H2O2 and a little dawn detergent.
Our boys gpt sprayed pretty good and after their bath, fresh as a daisy!

Posted by: retretbutch at February 28, 2022 08:31 PM (gE1E/)

134 I find it interesting that thugs don't consider that pointing a gun at someone's head might have consequences.

That was a serious rolling pin.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 08:31 PM (B1Vad)

135 "
You won't believe how much money they saved by not running the 25 cents per foot datalink wires with the $25 per foot power wires.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 08:23 PM (P3gRi) "

This ! not to mention the added benefit of replacing Boring Old Lo-Tech with Modren & E-Ficcient 21st Centiry WhizBang !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (NDCP0) at February 28, 2022 08:31 PM (NDCP0)

136 Darned old seagulls,
It's a good thing cows don't fly.

My grandpa used to sing that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 08:31 PM (U2p+3)

137 From the best laugh of the day Dept.
Radio guys interviewing a Ukranian support org spokesperson about the corruption. " That is all just propaganda and we have worked really hard to clean that up"

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 08:32 PM (NcqYr)

138 One thing I found interesting about this Ukraine situation was the Elon Musk Skylink angle. Musk effectively rendered any Russian (or Chinese for that matter) anti satellite weapons useless. Based on sheer volume, Musk has thousands of of satellites up aiming for ten thousand total. There's no way those guys have the capacity to shoot down that many satellites or the launch capacity to acquire the capability quickly.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 28, 2022 08:32 PM (cupoy)

139 Nestor Pistor records are flying off the shelves at all major record shops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 08:32 PM (P3gRi)

140 Help put the "off" in Beef Stroganoff!

- Meming Our Way to Victory!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:32 PM (HsAzN)

141 That lead pic is from the single of the Nugent cover single "The Great POC Buffalo"

Posted by: azjaeger at February 28, 2022 08:33 PM (3/XaG)

142 You can support the 'Ukes' with a flag icon on LinkedIn

Wow, I just logged in and my feed is just filled with Ukraine. We must have found the Deep State's secret lair- they are all in.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 08:33 PM (AytXr)

143 So...Elon Musk could basically conquer the world any time he feels like it.

That's unsettling.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:33 PM (HsAzN)

144
Russia has now threatened to carpet bomb any "NATO convoys" bringing weapons across the border.

They had some particularly strong words for Germany, which decided to start giving weapons (a first, I think). They said the "Nazis in Berlin" are once again using "Nazi weapons" against innocent Russians, and this will not stand.

Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket (that's Bouquet!) at February 28, 2022 08:33 PM (Mzdiz)

145 124 in the new cut the Commie fighter is hashtagged into submission

Posted by: Dogbert at February 28, 2022 08:34 PM (Z9HSN)

146 A herd of deer relaxing underneath cherry blossoms in Japan.

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

. . .

BLAM!!

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 08:34 PM (B1Vad)

147 Beep, beep, Careful around those store EV drivers - they'll break your leg.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 08:34 PM (QPcUQ)

148 I'd rather go hang out with those deer in the cherry blossoms. That's beautiful.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)
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That's pretty much exactly what the Mall looks like during cherry tree season. Minus the deer and plus a lot of tourists.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2022 08:35 PM (wyw4S)

149 MIB's just left. Took some way overdue salad dressing.

Posted by: klaftern at February 28, 2022 08:35 PM (taPSh)

150 eh, well, g'night everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (NDCP0) at February 28, 2022 08:35 PM (NDCP0)

151 The more I get asked to STAND UP
FOR UKRAINE, the more suspicious I am.

What's really going on, here?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 08:35 PM (U2p+3)

152 Can't the Enterprise move laterally instead of just backing away from the Giant Romulan Phaser?

Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 08:35 PM (u+Y3T)

153 Wow, I just logged in and my feed is just filled with Ukraine. We must have found the Deep State's secret lair- they are all in.
Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 08:33 PM (AytXr)

Gonna be totes hard to get them to drop their mask obsession though.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 08:35 PM (dscaa)

154 *watching Omen IV*

This...this is a joke, right? Like, a parody? Not meant to be taken seriously?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at February 28, 2022 08:36 PM (LvTSG)

155
Any further word about Jesse?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2022 08:36 PM (/U27+)

156 152 Can't the Enterprise move laterally instead of just backing away from the Giant Romulan Phaser?
Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 08:35 PM (u+Y3T)

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Nope. Space is two-dimensional, doncha know!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2022 08:36 PM (CAJOC)

157 >>> One thing I found interesting about this Ukraine situation was the Elon Musk Skylink angle. Musk effectively rendered any Russian (or Chinese for that matter) anti satellite weapons useless. Based on sheer volume, Musk has thousands of of satellites up aiming for ten thousand total. There's no way those guys have the capacity to shoot down that many satellites or the launch capacity to acquire the capability quickly.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 28, 2022 08:32 PM (cupoy)

Atmospheric heating through EM stimulation. It would appear they're pretty sensitive to drag variations and deorbit quickly. AGARD did a lot of work on this. I'm sure everyone has.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 28, 2022 08:36 PM (l6b3d)

158 Whenever I hear Rocky, I think of Bullwinkle. Not Sylvester Stallone. Whenever I hear 'murder/kill/death' I think of Sylvester Stallone. Well really I think of
Sandra Bullock. Probably too much.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 08:36 PM (0OP+5)

159 144
Russia has now threatened to carpet bomb any "NATO convoys" bringing weapons across the border.

They had some particularly strong words for Germany, which decided to start giving weapons (a first, I think). They said the "Nazis in Berlin" are once again using "Nazi weapons" against innocent Russians, and this will not stand.
Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket (that's Bouquet!) at February 28, 2022 08:33 PM (Mzdiz)

I really feat Putin may be getting backed into a corner with this whole situation. Even if he takes Kiev, the world community (hate that word) will just keep the economic sanctions in place. It's going to result in some very bad choices on both sides.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 08:36 PM (4fSQf)

160

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits.....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 08:37 PM (y3nJ6)

161 The more I get asked to STAND UP
FOR UKRAINE, the more suspicious I am.

What's really going on, here?
Posted by: nurse ratched

*

Soros came out as very pro-Ukraine. That settled it for me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better [/ at February 28, 2022 08:37 PM (Kt1w/)

162 Can't the Enterprise move laterally instead of just backing away from the Giant Romulan Phaser?
Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 08:35 PM (u+Y3T)

Or simply turn 90 degrees, and then put the hammer down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 08:37 PM (P3gRi)

163 154 *watching Omen IV*

This...this is a joke, right? Like, a parody? Not meant to be taken seriously?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at February 28, 2022 08:36 PM (LvTSG)

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Very few movies that reach IV are meant to be taken seriously.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2022 08:37 PM (CAJOC)

164 The more I get asked to STAND UP
FOR UKRAINE, the more suspicious I am.

What's really going on, here?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 08:35 PM (U2p+3)

Considering every moderate to major news story of the last 15 or so years has been a partial fabrication, a total fabrication, a thorough distortion, and/or a lie of criminal omission, you can bet your pitooty we ain't getting all the facts.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 08:38 PM (dscaa)

165 >>That's pretty much exactly what the Mall looks like during cherry tree season. Minus the deer and plus a lot of tourists.

That's what I've heard. I don't have many reasons to visit DC again but that's one. I'd like to see that.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)

166 The more I get asked to STAND UP
FOR UKRAINE, the more suspicious I am. What's really going on, here?

Just remember...nothing is as it may seem.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 28, 2022 08:38 PM (Xrfse)

167 The more I get asked to STAND UP
FOR UKRAINE, the more suspicious I am.

What's really going on, here?

A replay of the pandemic. They kept selling the panic, despite early evidence (cruise ships, anyone) that it was barely worse than the flu except in very limited groups. Facts, logic, reality do not matter. Only the narrative matters.

Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 08:38 PM (u+Y3T)

168 Is Omen IV the one where Damien goes to space?

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 08:38 PM (dscaa)

169 Russia is bad, but not bad enough that we should stop buying energy in order to fund their war against Ukraine.

Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better [/b at February 28, 2022 08:38 PM (Kt1w/)

170 If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits.....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 08:37 PM

Putin on the Ritz!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2022 08:39 PM (RkC6l)

171 He is intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.

Posted by: Capt. Kirk at February 28, 2022 08:39 PM (vuisn)

172 I like the Nuge but he bought into that whole Noble Savage malarkey on "The Great White Buffalo." They only took what they needed my ass.

The Plains Indians would slaughter buffalo cows and take their udder milk, which they considered a great delicacy, then leave the entire carcasses rotting on the plains. Didn't even take the hump meat. Whitey had his own guilt in slaughtering the buffalo, but the red man did his part. It wasn't all skins for a roof.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:39 PM (HsAzN)

173 Romulans should not use plaster ceilings in their ships.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2022 08:39 PM (vrz2I)

174 151 The more I get asked to STAND UP
FOR UKRAINE, the more suspicious I am.

What's really going on, here?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 08:35 PM (U2p+3)

US Gov and EU leaders have all LOST wars in the last 50 years... with no real consequence. They no longer believe that War HAS consequence... except at the ballot box.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2022 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

175 146 A herd of deer relaxing underneath cherry blossoms in Japan.

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
. . .

BLAM!!
Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 08:34 PM (B1Vad)

You hit a bump too?

Posted by: Marvin at February 28, 2022 08:39 PM (BgMrQ)

176 143 So...Elon Musk could basically conquer the world any time he feels like it.

That's unsettling.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:33 PM (HsAzN)

Well, of all the major techlords, he gives off the least amount of Your Betters vibe so better him than the usual suspects.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 08:39 PM (UewuT)

177 101 Seriously, what is the secret ingredient in the cloud trick? I saw a video on YouTube where someone used Coca Cola, toothpaste and Mentos, and got a similar result.

Posted by: Paco at February 28, 2022 08:22 PM

I believe the "secret ingredient" is concentrated sulfuric acid.

The original version is just sugar in a beaker in 8th-grade science classes. The acid breaks down the sugar into component carbon and water and some balancing reactants.

I believe the Coke is the sugar in their process and the toothpaste adds some binder so that the steam and carbon cloud stays cohesive.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 28, 2022 08:40 PM (tkyK5)

178 Nah, just jestin'. It's an old Opie & Anthony riff, the Yakov Smirnov Experience thing.

I should have added a sarc tag. These days, parody is basically reality.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:26 PM (HsAzN)

OK, LOL. I'm pretty gullible anyway.

Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 08:40 PM (AmoqO)

179
Hyacinth sock off.

This business is going to get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through as Right Said Fred Thompson said.

Just remember to wear a mask, socially distance, and get vaccinated and you'll be protected during a nyoocular exchange.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 08:40 PM (Mzdiz)

180 BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
. . .
BLAM!!

BLAM!
BLAM!
PING!

Posted by: Oddbob at February 28, 2022 08:40 PM (nfrXX)

181 168 Is Omen IV the one where Damien goes to space?
Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 08:38 PM (dscaa)

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I think Omen IV is "in da hood". V is space

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2022 08:40 PM (CAJOC)

182 Whenever I hear 'murder/kill/death' I think of Sylvester Stallone. Well really I think of
Sandra Bullock. Probably too much.

Enhance your calm, John Spartan...

Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 08:41 PM (u+Y3T)

183 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 28, 2022 08:41 PM (vuisn)

184
You maniacs, you're about to blow it all to Hell!

Posted by: Charlton Heston at February 28, 2022 08:41 PM (Mzdiz)

185 169 Russia is bad, but not bad enough that we should stop buying energy in order to fund their war against Ukraine.

Or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better [/b at February 28, 2022 08:38 PM (Kt1w/)

Hmmmm... Ok, so Biden destroys our energy sector. Kills the Nord 2. Kills the Israeli Pipeline. Now trying to take away Russia's ability to sell oil.

Is this really all about Oil prices? and making it so expensive they can force in their Green energy agenda?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2022 08:41 PM (oHd/0)

186 Damn, just now reading that Putin dropped thermobarics on Kharkiv.

That's a nasty weapon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 08:41 PM (4fSQf)

187 Romulans should not use plaster ceilings in their ships.
Posted by: fd at February 28, 2022 08:39 PM (vrz2I)

Is this the one with Spock's Dad as the Romulan?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 28, 2022 08:42 PM (yQpMk)

188 Deer pic may well be Nara, where they have obnoxious deer living and walking around in the main tourist area near the ancient shrine (which is yuuuge, and impressive, and wood).

They even have vendors selling food to give to the obnoxious deer (hence why they are obnoxious).

Was lucky to be in Japan one April. Spent part of a day, peak blossoms, in Nishinomiya, high-end suburb between Kobe and Osaka, one of the top sakura spots in Nihon.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2022 08:42 PM (OTzUX)

189 That's what I've heard. I don't have many reasons to visit DC again but that's one. I'd like to see that.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)
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Very beginning of April is the best time to see them.

Another good reason to visit DC is the NoVaMoMe on June 11.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2022 08:42 PM (wyw4S)

190 Atmospheric heating through EM stimulation. It would appear they're pretty sensitive to drag variations and deorbit quickly. AGARD did a lot of work on this. I'm sure everyone has.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 28, 2022 08:36 PM (l6b3d)

So you're saying EM radiation can heat the atmosphere? What would happen if you gave, say, a few billion people a hand held device that would put out EM radiation into the atmosphere?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 28, 2022 08:42 PM (cupoy)

191 Is this really all about Oil prices? and making it so expensive they can force in their Green energy agenda?

No.

It's so they can f*ck you out of all your money.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 08:43 PM (y3nJ6)

192 >> just now reading that Putin dropped thermobarics on Kharkiv.

What the actual FOAB, what they Rooskies call their MOAB? or just the smaller rocket fired thermobarics? I think the latter.

While that can wipe out some serious shit, it's not the Big Boy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 08:43 PM (Mzdiz)

193 172 I like the Nuge but he bought into that whole Noble Savage malarkey on "The Great White Buffalo." They only took what they needed my ass.

The Plains Indians would slaughter buffalo cows and take their udder milk, which they considered a great delicacy, then leave the entire carcasses rotting on the plains. Didn't even take the hump meat. Whitey had his own guilt in slaughtering the buffalo, but the red man did his part. It wasn't all skins for a roof.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:39 PM (HsAzN)
Well hell look what the did to the prairie crabs. Dip. That's what. And they had no crackers. They used their damn fingers and double-dipped.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 08:43 PM (0OP+5)

194 Huh. Didn't know that Guy. I did know they had Buffalo jumps (cliffs) and did some harvesting by stampeding the buffalo over the cliffs. The noble image of risking life and limb getting close enough to take one with an arrow? Might have happened but they didn't rely on it.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2022 08:43 PM (3cGpq)

195 Yeoman Rand is in Kirk's quarters, alone. I guess the Me Too movement was vanquished in the future?

Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 08:44 PM (u+Y3T)

196 Black Russians are still OK, right?

Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 08:44 PM (AmoqO)

197 You hit a bump too?
Posted by: Marvin at February 28, 2022 08:39 PM

Aw, shit!

Posted by: Vincent Vega at February 28, 2022 08:45 PM (RkC6l)

198 Hadrian.......Jesse has been moved to comfort care and sid is with him

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (/UQ/R)

199 >> So you're saying EM radiation can heat the atmosphere?

That's actually what HAARP does. It's an ionospheric heater.

https://tinyurl.com/ycl2k7db

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (Mzdiz)

200 Is this really all about Oil prices? and making it so expensive they can force in their Green energy agenda?
Posted by: Romeo13

*

I posted it earlier, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it was all coordinated. Get rid of covid, gas hits $10/gallon for their green energy bullsh*t, the entire world can blame Putin for energy costs and food costs and shortages and inflation etc etc, and Putin gets something he wants in exchange for being the heel.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better [/b at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (Kt1w/)

201 Huh. Didn't know that Guy. I did know they had Buffalo jumps (cliffs) and did some harvesting by stampeding the buffalo over the cliffs. The noble image of risking life and limb getting close enough to take one with an arrow? Might have happened but they didn't rely on it.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2022 08:43 PM (3cGpq)

I think the buffalo jumps fell out of use once the Indians acquired horses from the Spanish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (P3gRi)

202 This episode needs cancelled. The Romulans are the Russians and Spock is aligned with PUTIN!!!!

Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (u+Y3T)

203
Black Russians are still OK, right?
Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 08:44 PM (AmoqO)

_________

Chernozhopy? Nyet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2022 08:47 PM (/U27+)

204 143 So...Elon Musk could basically conquer the world any time he feels like it.

That's unsettling.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2022 08:33 PM (HsAzN)

But he hasn't. So that's a good thing.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2022 08:47 PM (9otr5)

205 I think we can be assured that Russia does not have a green energy plan.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 08:47 PM (NcqYr)

206
There are likely Top Secret weapons uses for HAARP. I've read several theories about those possible uses, but don't know if any of them are remotely related to the true purpose.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 08:47 PM (Mzdiz)

207 the American left has finally found a killer they don't want out on bail

Posted by: REDACTED at February 28, 2022 08:47 PM (us2H3)

208 So is the Felicity Ace fire a metaphor for this bunch of incompetent knaves in DC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 08:47 PM (weKWs)

209 Why isn't pootie using his hypersonics?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 08:48 PM (qnVBz)

210 >>> That's actually what HAARP does. It's an ionospheric heater.

https://tinyurl.com/ycl2k7db
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (Mzdiz)

Yeah, HAARP is the specific AGARD research I remember.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 28, 2022 08:48 PM (l6b3d)

211 200 Is this really all about Oil prices? and making it so expensive they can force in their Green energy agenda?
Posted by: Romeo13

*

I posted it earlier, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it was all coordinated. Get rid of covid, gas hits $10/gallon for their green energy bullsh*t, the entire world can blame Putin for energy costs and food costs and shortages and inflation etc etc, and Putin gets something he wants in exchange for being the heel.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better [/b at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (Kt1w/)
Ah so. Now you have the wisdom to go out in the wide world.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 08:48 PM (0OP+5)

212 the 'russian warship, go f*ck yourself' story has been debunked.

https://is.gd/RpzX4N

link goes to the national pulse, i got there from gab.
Posted by: BifBewalski
**

hahahaha

Everything we know so far is complete bullsh*t.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better [/b at February 28, 2022 08:48 PM (Kt1w/)

213 Hadrian.......Jesse has been moved to comfort care and sid is with him

I'm so sad to read this. Sending prayers.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 28, 2022 08:48 PM (nxdel)

214 205 I think we can be assured that Russia does not have a green energy plan.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 08:47 PM (NcqYr)

Nor Chy Na, or India...not to mention Africa

#butdontletthatstopyou

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 08:48 PM (BgMrQ)

215 Hadrian.......Jesse has been moved to comfort care and sid is with him
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (/UQ/R)

Well, that is unwelcome news. Please let sid know we have her and Jesse in our hearts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 08:49 PM (P3gRi)

216 Choose your leader puny mortals

1. Vlad Putin
2. Joey Bidet
3. Elon Musk
4. Donald Trump

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 08:49 PM (weKWs)

217 What's really going on, here?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 08:35 PM (U2p+3)

Soros said jump and the elite followed his order to do his bidding.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 28, 2022 08:49 PM (vnqom)

218 Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 08:35 PM (U2p+3)

Bush supports Ukraine.
Kerry supports Ukraine.
Biden supports Ukraine.
Soros supports Ukraine.
Pelosi supports Ukraine.
Hillary supports Ukraine.
Obama supports Ukraine.
Romney supports Ukraine.
Abromovich supports Ukraine.

Hmmm...

Posted by: Toni at February 28, 2022 08:49 PM (PgM6e)

219 My husband came home and she was barking at him and I think I have a protector for life. I have a crate set up for her and I fed her inside the crate.

She ate from his hand but she won't let him touch her.

The guy that works here came to get something and I thought she was going to bite him. She's really nervous and I think she's going to be a superb watch dog.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2022 08:50 PM (YuKic)

220 "Yeoman Rand is in Kirk's quarters, alone. I guess the Me Too movement was vanquished in the future?"

You notice how she always grabs ahold of Kirk when things get scary? She is actually sexually harassing Kirk!

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2022 08:50 PM (vrz2I)

221 Alas Soros has not had his Pavlovian conditioned Elite go off a Buffalo Jump.

Yet

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 08:51 PM (weKWs)

222 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2022 08:51 PM (sAmhv)

223
The Rooskies have their own version of HAARP too, BTW, although it's not as powerful.

Our ionospheric heater dick is bigger than the Vlad's.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 08:51 PM (Mzdiz)

224 HAARP generates high intensity gamma radiation to reduce COVID surface contamination by up to 10% over hundreds of square miles of populated areas. Is that bad? Should we not do that?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 08:51 PM (qnVBz)

225 Choose your leader puny mortals

1. Vlad Putin
2. Joey Bidet
3. Elon Musk
4. Donald Trump

Nyah
Posted by: Anna Puma

Eh, I dunno. Did Putin ever say pussy?

Posted by: MkY at February 28, 2022 08:51 PM (cPGH3)

226 I now refer to my favorite drink the White Russian as a Caucasian because thats more PC. Problem solved!

Posted by: Dogbert at February 28, 2022 08:51 PM (Z9HSN)

227 I'm so sorry to hear the news about Jesse. Heartbreaking.

Posted by: Toni at February 28, 2022 08:51 PM (PgM6e)

228 >>> There are likely Top Secret weapons uses for HAARP. I've read several theories about those possible uses, but don't know if any of them are remotely related to the true purpose.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 08:47 PM (Mzdiz)

I've heard the same and its all pretty out there coast-to-coast stuff.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 28, 2022 08:51 PM (l6b3d)

229 Hang dai Jesse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better [/b at February 28, 2022 08:51 PM (Kt1w/)

230 AGARD?

Not ASGARD?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 08:52 PM (weKWs)

231 Hadrian.......Jesse has been moved to comfort care and sid is with him
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (/UQ/R)
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So very sad. Thanks for letting us know. I'll keep praying for them.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2022 08:52 PM (wyw4S)

232 So is the Felicity Ace fire a metaphor for this bunch of incompetent knaves in DC?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 08:47 PM (weKWs)

If Felicity Ace is adrift and abandoned, could anybody throw on a towline, and claim it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 08:52 PM (P3gRi)

233 HAARP generates high intensity gamma radiation to reduce COVID surface contamination by up to 10% over hundreds of square miles of populated areas. Is that bad? Should we not do that?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

i cannot think of a better method to make a semi permanent thermal barrier that infra red spectrum looky-loo satellites would be incapable of looking through.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 28, 2022 08:53 PM (IJES/)

234 Jesse has been moved to comfort care and sid is with him

Very sad news. Godspeed, Jesse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 28, 2022 08:53 PM (Xrfse)

235 >> I've heard the same and its all pretty out there coast-to-coast stuff.

There's a lot of tin foil about it, but some actual plausible ones. One is actually some missile defense thing, where HAARP could fuck up ICBMs. Another is over-the horizon ground penetrating "sensing", something about using to find underground facilities.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 08:53 PM (Mzdiz)

236 Admiralty law and salvage rights.

Make it so AoP.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 08:54 PM (weKWs)

237 You can't mention HAARP without ranting about zionists. It is a requirement.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 08:54 PM (qnVBz)

238 Ace had a great idea earlier today: as soon as all these NeverTrump fire-eaters get through doing their war dance, let them go sign up for the foreign legion Ukraine's putting together.

Come on, Kinzinger! Come home with your body armor or on it!

Posted by: Paco at February 28, 2022 08:54 PM (njExo)

239 Obama supports Ukraine.

Shit Midas? That's the last thing we need.

Posted by: Ukraine at February 28, 2022 08:54 PM (vOGqy)

240 Here's a nice stroll through American corruption in Ukraine.

You probably won't watch it, because it's an hour and ten minutes.

https://tinyurl.com/y6zdk526

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 08:55 PM (y3nJ6)

241 >>> The Rooskies have their own version of HAARP too, BTW, although it's not as powerful.

Our ionospheric heater dick is bigger than the Vlad's.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 08:51 PM (Mzdiz)

President, we must not allow a ionospheric heater dick gap!

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at February 28, 2022 08:55 PM (l6b3d)

242 Pandas are clumsy but they're also made of protective fluff and flubber.

FAIWL-YURE!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 08:55 PM (II3Gr)

243 They are now estimating that the Russian convoy headed for Kiev is 40 miles long. A satellite company estimated the length from photos.

40 miles. That's a metric shit ton of forces. He's going to take Ukraine and then fortify them and Belarus as his new western front.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 08:56 PM (4fSQf)

244 westminsterdogshow

Thanks. So sad.

Prayers continue to ascend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 28, 2022 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

245 Globohomo wants Vlad gone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 28, 2022 08:57 PM (Tx2c6)

246 They are now estimating that the Russian convoy headed for Kiev is 40 miles long.

It is just a trucker convoy. Protesting masking and stuff. Don't worry broski.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 08:57 PM (qnVBz)

247 213 Hadrian.......Jesse has been moved to comfort care and sid is with him

I'm so sad to read this. Sending prayers.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 28, 2022 08:48 PM (nxdel)
Dear Heavenly Father, may it be your will that Jesse's way be made smooth into your Kingdom. And may it also be your will that SiD be comforted in the knowledge that she and perhaps we see Jesse again one day of your choosing. In a place where we will smile and say 'Hello, old friend.' Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 08:58 PM (0OP+5)

248 Jesse has been moved to comfort care and sid is with him

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (/UQ/R)

This is heartbreaking.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 28, 2022 08:58 PM (OX9vb)

249 Look at the UK Daily Mail. Shows vid of "deadly bomb."
Looks an awful lot like an fairly empty space, and a controlled implosion, don't it?

Posted by: MkY at February 28, 2022 08:58 PM (cPGH3)

250 I don't know how many of y'all met Sid and Jesse.

The love they have for each other is palpable. They look at each other with such warmth and live and kindness. And they just got married, for crying out loud.
So sad. They have a very strong connection. I hope he feels her love and ours. Please. Now your heads and say a collective prayer for them both.

Let us pray for comfort. And for peace. And to be unafraid. And to feel the presence of the Lord.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 08:58 PM (U2p+3)

251 What I find interesting is how two completely separate civilizations developed the same technology that allows them to stream video between two ships fighting each other in combat.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2022 08:58 PM (vrz2I)

252
Vlad does not intend to lose this. He's gonna go scorched earth I'm afraid, and it's going to be bloodbath.

Possibility of Fred Thompson getting out hand: near 100%.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 08:58 PM (Mzdiz)

253 AlaBAMA

That is about 2 Motor Rifle Divisions and ample support. All that on one road is quite vulnerable.

It is Mud Season in Ukraine, so the columns are road bound. In wargaming terms, the defense gets an advantage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 28, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

254
the world community (hate that word) will just keep the economic sanctions in place.

Until they don't.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2022 08:58 PM (63Dwl)

255 40 miles long?

*cues up some AC/DC*

Do the Ukrainians have any Frogfoots?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 08:58 PM (weKWs)

256 243 "They are now estimating that the Russian convoy headed for Kiev is 40 miles long. A satellite company estimated the length from photos."
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Assuming it's not a Freedom Convoy.

Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 08:59 PM (AmoqO)

257 That news about Jesse sucks. Prayers for Jesse and SID.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 28, 2022 08:59 PM (vnqom)

258 Someone should brake check the convoy. They will all rear end each other.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 08:59 PM (qnVBz)

259 Obama supports Ukraine.
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*oh, shit...we are so fucked*

Posted by: A Ukrainian at February 28, 2022 08:59 PM (CTJwJ)

260 Btw. I hate posting from my phone. Please overlook the typos. And the autocucumbers

Y'all know what I mean.

And Eromero,
Thank
You

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 09:00 PM (U2p+3)

261 Two motor rifle divisions?

BTR would be better on actual roads.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:00 PM (weKWs)

262 >>> AGARD?

Not ASGARD?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 08:52 PM (weKWs)

It's very similar. But instead of traveling on a rainbow bridge you travel to AGARD in a smelly cab and you speak french.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 28, 2022 09:00 PM (l6b3d)

263
Get into the mineshafts. 3 hots, a cot, and 10 thots.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 09:00 PM (Mzdiz)

264 Shame we didn't sell Ukraine a few air wings of Warthogs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 09:00 PM (4fSQf)

265 A huge Thank You to WDS and Hubby for being there for SiD. Thank you to Sharon and Weasel for keeping me up to date. The Horde is the very best. Thank You to Lynn Ridge for all the updates. May Jesse go peacefully into the loving arms of the Father.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 09:00 PM (NcqYr)

266 198 Hadrian.......Jesse has been moved to comfort care and sid is with him
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (/UQ/R)

Dammit, that's gut-wrenching. All my best for them both.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 09:01 PM (II3Gr)

267 What I find interesting is how two completely separate civilizations developed the same technology that allows them to stream video between two ships fighting each other in combat.

And both owned by Bill Gates....

Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 09:01 PM (u+Y3T)

268
Brandon says don't worry about nuclear exchange.

Now I'm really worried.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 09:01 PM (Mzdiz)

269 258 Someone should brake check the convoy. They will all rear end each other.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 08:59 PM (qnVBz)

I suggest the vaunted Blazing Saddles toll booth tactic. They're gonna need shitload of dimes.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 28, 2022 09:02 PM (cupoy)

270 And WDS is an angel to have given sid a safe place to absorb all this. And to process. Thank
You, WDS.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 09:02 PM (U2p+3)

271 Sign of the Apocalypse, #7,894: WWE has overtly fat divas....

Posted by: Mookie at February 28, 2022 09:02 PM (u+Y3T)

272
266 198 Hadrian.......Jesse has been moved to comfort care and sid is with him
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (/UQ/R)

Dammit, that's gut-wrenching. All my best for them both.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 09:01 PM (II3Gr)

So much loss these past couple of years. Hard to even understand it. May God comfort and keep them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 09:03 PM (4fSQf)

273 268
Brandon says don't worry about nuclear exchange.

Now I'm really worried.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 09:01 PM (Mzdiz)

My sphincter just tightened so hard I almost turned inside out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 09:03 PM (II3Gr)

274 268
Brandon says don't worry about nuclear exchange.

Now I'm really worried.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 09:01 PM (Mzdiz)

Yeah, that's some Dr Strangelove shit right there publius...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 09:03 PM (BgMrQ)

275 Ukrainian toll booth rates -
1 Ruble per soldier
25 Rubles per vehicle

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:03 PM (weKWs)

276 269 258 Someone should brake check the convoy. They will all rear end each other.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 08:59 PM (qnVBz)

that's does it !!

I'm buying a big rig

Posted by: Shep at February 28, 2022 09:03 PM (us2H3)

277 May God Bless Jesse

Posted by: dartist at February 28, 2022 09:03 PM (+ya+t)

278 Not around for the earlier thread, but they're even lifting the mask mandates in California, but not here in lost Angeles. Even though there are a few more who are ignoring it.

Posted by: InCali at February 28, 2022 09:04 PM (eFvmN)

279 So if China does something bad , really bad, will companies like Shell and BP and the others with hundreds of billions invested there bail? Ha, I kill me.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 28, 2022 09:04 PM (oWBc3)

280 Oh and masking remains at work.

Posted by: InCali at February 28, 2022 09:04 PM (eFvmN)

281 40 miles long?

*cues up some AC/DC*

Do the Ukrainians have any Frogfoots?
Posted by: Anna Puma

200mm & 300mm smerch free rocket over ground?
*looks them up*
nope road bound.
*looks up frogfoot*
Sukhoi Su-25 Grach. i need to turn in my air defense card. i should have known that.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 28, 2022 09:05 PM (IJES/)

282 That queefing Quisling Kinzinger is double dog daring Putin to literally go nuclear.

It Aamost makes me wish the Russians would go first strike and Kinzinger has enough time to realize he is dead but not enough time to actually flee.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:05 PM (weKWs)

283 >>You probably won't watch it, because it's an hour and ten minutes.

I've seen it. Which is why I say that while I feel for the Ukrainian people their government is as corrupt as ours.

Sometimes it's hard to find good guys in a fight.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

284 It's blowing 10-12 knots and pissing rain.

Greater than 85% of people in downtown seattle are wearing masks outside.

It's demoralizing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 09:06 PM (U2p+3)

285 Sometimes it's hard to find good guys in a fight.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

None in this one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 28, 2022 09:07 PM (Tx2c6)

286 Anna Puma

Alas Babylon Reckoning. Do not want!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 28, 2022 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

287 May Sid be surrounded with all the love we have to offer. Jesse will be where all things are new but those left behind need to feel all the love and comfort we can send.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 09:07 PM (NcqYr)

288 nurse.....twas our pleasure to help. No thanks needed

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 09:08 PM (/UQ/R)

289 Dear Heavenly Father, may it be your will that Jesse's way be made smooth into your Kingdom. And may it also be your will that SiD be comforted in the knowledge that she and perhaps we see Jesse again one day of your choosing. In a place where we will smile and say 'Hello, old friend.' Amen.
Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 08:58 PM (0OP+5)
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Thank you, Eromero.

Amen.

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2022 09:09 PM (0IeYL)

290 {{{nurse ratched}}}

You can not externally fix stupid.

But I believe in your strong inner core of resistance and virtue. In a just world, all the guys with weed-wackers in the Seattle Metro would be supporting you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 28, 2022 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

291 286 Anna Puma

Alas Babylon Reckoning. Do not want!
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)

I read 'Alas, Babylon' a while ago. It was a pretty good page turner.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2022 09:09 PM (sAmhv)

292 Alas Babylon Reckoning. Do not want!
Posted by: NaCly

checking which way the wind blows... crap...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 28, 2022 09:10 PM (vnqom)

293 282 That queefing Quisling Kinzinger is double dog daring Putin to literally go nuclear.

doesn't seem Adam is taking be redistrcted outta of his seat too well

Posted by: REDACTED at February 28, 2022 09:10 PM (us2H3)

294 nurse.....twas our pleasure to help. No thanks needed
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 09:08 PM (/UQ/R)
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Wds, itt must be such a comfort to Sid to be able to stay with you and lean on you for support. You are truly a blessing to her.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2022 09:10 PM (wyw4S)

295 So you're saying EM radiation can heat the atmosphere? What would happen if you gave, say, a few billion people a hand held device that would put out EM radiation into the atmosphere?
Posted by: Bilwis
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An interesting calculation, I think. How much heat energy (in toto) is expended as a consequence of cell phone manufacture/usage. There are lots of inefficiencies along the way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2022 09:10 PM (CTJwJ)

296 I guess the Ukrainians at least did have Frogfoots. Found a 1/72 scale model of one in a digi-cam scheme.

https://tinyurl.com/46pbktau

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:11 PM (weKWs)

297 And WDS is an angel to have given sid a safe place to absorb all this. And to process. Thank
You, WDS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 09:02 PM (U2p+3)

Absolutely.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at February 28, 2022 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)

298 186 Damn, just now reading that Putin dropped thermobarics on Kharkiv.

That's a nasty weapon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 08:41 PM (4fSQf)

Seems like a lot of trouble to pull Biden's chestnuts out of the fire #Save Our Senescent?

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:12 PM (ONvIw)

299 Bush supports Ukraine.
Kerry supports Ukraine.
Biden supports Ukraine, etc, etc.
Hmmm...
Posted by: Toni at February 28, 2022 08:49 PM (PgM6e)

Criminals all of them.

I may fly the Russian flag this week. Wonder if I could find one...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2022 09:12 PM (R/m4+)

300 I don't want it either Salty Dawg

But we got idiots who are blustering from weakness but thinking they are someone in the Great Game.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:12 PM (weKWs)

301 Mike Hammer

Compared with a volcanic eruption or variable solar output, the heat transfer of cell phones worldwide will be so small as to be in the baseline.

Math will not prove me wrong.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 28, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

302 US Gov and EU leaders have all LOST wars in the last 50 years... with no real consequence. They no longer believe that War HAS consequence... except at the ballot box.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2022 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

The minor details of military industrial complex graft and dead and wounded citizen soldiers in the "theoretical" service to their country are really trivial details, comrade Romeo13!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 09:13 PM (hOUT3)

303 WDS, you're right. Thank You will never convey the goodness you share. May G_d Bless you.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 09:14 PM (NcqYr)

304 may fly the Russian flag this week. Wonder if I could find one...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2022 09:12 PM (R/m4+)

Nyet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 28, 2022 09:14 PM (Tx2c6)

305 Russian flag?

White, Blue, Red horizontal stripes.

The Twitterati would have no idea so wave a good old Soviet red banner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:14 PM (weKWs)

306 Anna Puma

Add them to my little list ... Of people who will not be missed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 28, 2022 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

307
You've got to tune an aim your HAARP just right, of course. Little primer on HAARP:

https://tinyurl.com/y9oqnp29

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 09:14 PM (Mzdiz)

308 https://tinyurl.com/46pbktau

Posted by: Anna Puma

that thing looks like it is loaded for bear.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 28, 2022 09:14 PM (IJES/)

309 And WDS is an angel to have given sid a safe place to absorb all this. And to process. Thank
You, WDS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 09:02 PM (U2p+3)

This x 1000!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 09:14 PM (hOUT3)

310 FJB has given Alaska back to the Russians.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 09:14 PM (qnVBz)

311 An interesting calculation, I think. How much heat energy (in toto) is expended as a consequence of cell phone manufacture/usage. There are lots of inefficiencies along the way.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2022 09:10 PM (CTJwJ)

Mostly I just want to be able to tell the trust fund greenies that they can't use their cell phones or they're killing Gaia. The meltdowns would amuse me.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 28, 2022 09:14 PM (cupoy)

312 Whats this mud season, its the middle of winter there. Look up the Manstein counter attack Feb 1943. It stayed frozen until April

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 09:15 PM (iSbhf)

313
I'm buying a big rig
Posted by: Shep
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I want one like the 1961 Peterbilt, used in 'Duel'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2022 09:16 PM (CTJwJ)

314 I'd fly a good old USSR flag if I had one.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 09:16 PM (U2p+3)

315 Well the Su-25 is a bit of a knockoff of the Northrop A-9 which competed against the Republic A-10. So weapons load was going to be so big even the Soviets would love it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:16 PM (weKWs)

316 Eromero - Amen.

Posted by: SnailRacer at February 28, 2022 09:17 PM (3X013)

317 If you like the Hokkaido video, check out pacific grove on Monterey bay in springtime. Just as spectacular.

Posted by: Drc at February 28, 2022 09:17 PM (llGBY)

318 That little list is about 500 pages long and centered on DC ain't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:17 PM (weKWs)

319 Did somebody assure Putin that it'd be a cakewalk?

Which lies of the West does Putin mean? There's so many about these days

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:17 PM (ONvIw)

320 Math will not prove me wrong.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Doesn't matter, I just want to shame iDoodle-using Greenies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2022 09:17 PM (pbStR)

321 Russia is bloody cold almost as bad as Edmonton Canada

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 09:17 PM (iSbhf)

322 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all personally find bliss amidst a artificial storm.

Fervent prayers for Jessie. He and SiD were such a charming and devoted couple. The medicos have a lot to answer for.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 28, 2022 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

323 SnailRacer, my love. How are you?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2022 09:18 PM (NcqYr)

324 I just get tired sometimes. If I knew what my job would be in the end times I'd probably be scared. GOD in His wisdom has hidden this from me. He knows I may wet by britches, but He will give me grace sufficient unto that day. Remember that's available. Just remember that'll be there when we need it. Because in the end that's all we got.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 09:18 PM (0OP+5)

325 Steve Inman: Calf says "No" to a drover whacking his mom with a switch.

On the one hand, it's cool when an animal defends another, and the drover looked a bit prissy (the bright white shirt / jacket along with the nice clean moo coats makes me think this was a show and he was trying to stay clean).

On the other hand, that little fcker would be veal.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 09:18 PM (llON8)

326 Math will not prove me wrong.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 28, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

Math...here...at the HQ?

You must be mistaken, and therefore WRONG Saltman...

Posted by: zombie John McLaughlin at February 28, 2022 09:19 PM (BgMrQ)

327 Edmonton is -20 to -40 F in November

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 09:19 PM (iSbhf)

328 Cya later Salty Dawg, should get back to the B-26K.

I think I have more notes in the instructions than ICM ever imagined could be written to fix up one of their kits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:19 PM (weKWs)

329 Whats this mud season, its the middle of winter there. Look up the Manstein counter attack Feb 1943. It stayed frozen until April
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 09:15 PM (iSbhf)

Shhsshhh...He rolled a 6 on the weather zone c Feb II table for FitE/SE.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at February 28, 2022 09:19 PM (jxmu6)

330 Russia is bloody cold almost as bad as Edmonton Canada
Posted by: Senor Coffee

And both countries' leaders are tyrants.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 28, 2022 09:20 PM (vnqom)

331 For model builders

Dora Wings, ICM, and a couple other model manufacturers are located in the Ukraine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:20 PM (weKWs)

332 I'm a strong proponent of the theory that "Russia is asshoe", "Ukraine is corrupt", and "this is mostly a European thing" can all be true.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 09:20 PM (UewuT)

333 Amen nurse

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 09:21 PM (dscaa)

334 An interesting calculation, I think. How much heat energy (in toto) is expended as a consequence of cell phone manufacture/usage. There are lots of inefficiencies along the way.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2022 09:10 PM (CTJwJ)

Average power of cellphone transmitter is about 300mW, but they can use less if close to the tower. Towers send a code to the phones to tell them how much power to run.

I would assume nearly all the energy in cellphone batteries winds up heating the atmosphere, either through direct absorption, or from solid objects close to the phones, which absorb RF and become warmer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 09:22 PM (P3gRi)

335 And both countries' leaders are tyrants.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 28, 2022 09:20 PM (vnqom)

We've got those too. And by denazification, does Pooty mean those CIA trained Ukies, or the Biden people, or some WEF money launderers?

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:22 PM (ONvIw)

336
Another very interesting thing is HAARP can be used as indirect VLF EM generator. By stimulating the "auroral electrojets" of the upper atmosphere. This can efficiently produce EM radiation as low 1Hz, believe it or not.

It can certainly be tuned to radiate at power line frequencies, which leads one to wonder what might happen if you got the Earf to ringing at power line frequencies. Might this be a way to blow a grid somewhere?

Don't know, just pondering. You know, secret weapon uses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 09:22 PM (Mzdiz)

337 I'm praying for Jesse and SID. Lord be present and merciful.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2022 09:22 PM (+4oV5)

338 332 I'm a strong proponent of the theory that "Russia is asshoe", "Ukraine is corrupt", and "this is mostly a European thing" can all be true.
Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 09:20 PM (UewuT)

Well Putin's corrupt too, and our Prexy's proxy drew a lot of money out of Ukraine.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:23 PM (ONvIw)

339 177 101 Seriously, what is the secret ingredient in the cloud trick? I saw a video on YouTube where someone used Coca Cola, toothpaste and Mentos, and got a similar result.
Posted by: Paco at February 28, 2022 08:22 PM

I believe the "secret ingredient" is concentrated sulfuric acid.

The original version is just sugar in a beaker in 8th-grade science classes. The acid breaks down the sugar into component carbon and water and some balancing reactants.

I believe the Coke is the sugar in their process and the toothpaste adds some binder so that the steam and carbon cloud stays cohesive.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 28, 2022 08:40 PM (tkyK5) +

I think you are right, PI. The person dumping the ingredients in the hole wears nitrile gloves while handling the green cup. I wonder what the recommended depth of the hole is.

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2022 09:24 PM (AMIL/)

340 Bush supports Ukraine.
Kerry supports Ukraine.
Biden supports Ukraine, etc, etc.
Hmmm...

Switzerland, neutral since the 1500's, sanctions Russia.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 09:24 PM (1vynn)

341 Supports... like an athletic supporter?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2022 09:25 PM (qnVBz)

342 In the hour long video press conference, who is the Ukrainian talking (about the corruption)?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 09:26 PM (lCui1)

343 Hadrian.......Jesse has been moved to comfort care and sid is with him
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (/UQ/R)

So sorry to hear this....

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 09:26 PM (V13WU)

344 Switzerland was about as neutral as Japan in WWII

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 09:26 PM (dscaa)

345 Errr....

@Breaking911 18m

DEVELOPING: Active Shooter Reported at Church In Sacramento; Multiple People 'Down' - https://breaking911.com/

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2022 09:26 PM (zWpOF)

346 Please do not call me an angel because y'all know I ain't one

We simply helped out morons that needed it

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 09:27 PM (/UQ/R)

347 Prayers for Jesse and SiD, my heart is full of sadness for them.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2022 09:27 PM (a4EWo)

348 Just imagine

The German army rolls into Ukraine and doesn't immediately step on their crank by trying to exterminate the Ukrainians but instead enlists whole divisions of them to conquer the USSR.

Where would the world be today?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:27 PM (weKWs)

349 I can see Russians from my house

Posted by: Zelensky at February 28, 2022 09:27 PM (us2H3)

350 Good thing it wasn't a Foo bird.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 08:11 PM (P3gRi)
---------------

Say the secret woid an win a magic vid.
---appropriate cover for today's conversations, also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8HHmSXjkI

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 09:27 PM (QPcUQ)

351 Prayers for Jesse & SiD

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 09:28 PM (lCui1)

352 Any IL-28 Beagle sightings in The Great Ukrainian War?

That was always a favorite of mine.

Probably all scrapped by now.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2022 09:28 PM (R/m4+)

353 Switzerland, neutral since the 1500's, sanctions Russia.
Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 09:24 PM (1vynn)

I would bet many dollars that Switzerland is where most of these NWO / WEF fucks have their money hidden.

There are no honest brokers...anywhere!

Posted by: zombie John McLaughlin at February 28, 2022 09:29 PM (BgMrQ)

354 348 Just imagine

The German army rolls into Ukraine and doesn't immediately step on their crank by trying to exterminate the Ukrainians but instead enlists whole divisions of them to conquer the USSR.

Where would the world be today?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Still boned.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2022 09:29 PM (sAmhv)

355 I would assume nearly all the energy in cellphone batteries winds up heating the atmosphere, either through direct absorption, or from solid objects close to the phones, which absorb RF and become warmer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------

Perhaps, I've never pondered it...but there are other, possibly larger, energy 'costs', the efficiency of the charger, line drops to the charger, idle power consumed by the device, self-discharge of the battery, efficiency of the device itself, on and on. And, of course, energy to manufacture phone and battery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2022 09:30 PM (DMQdU)

356 There are innocent people in Ukraine, they don't deserve what their leaders have brought down on their heads. Stalin said something like 100 deaths is a tragedy, 100 thousand is a statistic. How those people think I suppose.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 09:30 PM (0OP+5)

357 These 1200 lbs bison plow through 12 feet of snow in the wintertime and eat grass. Fuck with them at your own risk.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 28, 2022 09:31 PM (PEbbU)

358 /off bombastic sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 09:31 PM (BgMrQ)

359 And Ukraine joining the EU. Who'd have thought it

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:31 PM (ONvIw)

360 The Swiss used Bf/Me 109s.

When an Me-110G-2 Nachtjaeger got lost and landed in Switzerland. The Germans traded to the Swiss 12 Me 109Gs to ensure the Swiss destroy the Zerstorer and its then top secret radar equipment.

The Swiss destroyed the plane after photographing and copying everything they could. So the Swiss double-crossed the Nazis.

After WWII the Swiss won a lawsuit against the Germans because the 12 Bf 109Gs were not brand new but instead worn out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:32 PM (weKWs)

361 Does anyone believe Putin would use nuclear weapons, whether tactical battlefield or ICBMs over this situation? Whether in Europe or against us?

I'd like to believe Putin isn't crazy but he's cornered now and I don't think he can win a war against NATO.

This situation is hard to game out. I think he might push hard to take Kiev, and install his puppet but even then he's facing guerrilla warfare in Ukraine and continued economic destruction.

Go for broke? Call a ceasefire and continue asymmetrical warfare against Zelensky? Assassination?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 09:32 PM (LKTKP)

362 Btw kiddo in college has da wuflu

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 09:32 PM (lCui1)

363 Say the secret woid an win a magic vid.
---appropriate cover for today's conversations, also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8HHmSXjkI
Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 09:27 PM (QPcUQ)

Groovy little number, that. Thanks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 09:32 PM (P3gRi)

364 African students complaining of mistreatment in Ukraine? Um, there's a war, children

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:32 PM (ONvIw)

365 >>There are innocent people in Ukraine, they don't deserve what their leaders have brought down on their heads.

Neither do we.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 09:32 PM (ZLI7S)

366 Oh well tschuss

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:33 PM (weKWs)

367 212 the 'russian warship, go f*ck yourself' story has been debunked

That sounded ridiculous from the get go. Strategic island, so they put 13 guys on it with no method of defending against ships, and they all decide to get killed for nothing by an offshore ship they can't touch to achieve what exactly?. A bit of internet news? Like a suicide bomber who walks off by himself into the desert to self detonate to get a mention on Twitter.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 28, 2022 09:33 PM (3/XaG)

368 Neither do we.
Posted by: JackStraw

I was gonna say exactly that

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 09:34 PM (lCui1)

369 218
[lots of asshoes supporting Ukraine]
Abromovich supports Ukraine.

Hmmm...
Posted by: Toni at February 28, 2022 08:49 PM (PgM6e)

That last name... as in the spirit cooking ho? That one?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 09:35 PM (llON8)

370 363 Say the secret woid an win a magic vid.
---appropriate cover for today's conversations, also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8HHmSXjkI
Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 09:27 PM (QPcUQ)

Groovy little number, that. Thanks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 09:32 PM (P3gRi

I was really hoping that was the Foo Fighters singing The Pretender.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 09:36 PM (LKTKP)

371 365 >>There are innocent people in Ukraine, they don't deserve what their leaders have brought down on their heads.

Neither do we.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 09:32 PM (ZLI7S)

I tried to have a conversation about the perfidy of the Ukraine leadership, and their being a conduit for money laundering on an unimaginable scale with a "conservative" friend.

He had no knowledge of the matter, and how deep it runs in American politics.

We have quite an uphill battle getting this info out to the normies ...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 09:36 PM (BgMrQ)

372 Deserves got nothing to do with it.

Posted by: William Munny at February 28, 2022 09:36 PM (cPGH3)

373 343 Hadrian.......Jesse has been moved to comfort care and sid is with him
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 08:46 PM (/UQ/R)

So sorry to hear this....

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 09:26 PM

Please excuse my ignorance but what is Jesse suffering from?

Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 09:36 PM (AmoqO)

374
The German army rolls into Ukraine and doesn't immediately step on their crank by trying to exterminate the Ukrainians but instead enlists whole divisions of them to conquer the USSR.

Where would the world be today?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Same thing, but Hitler and Stalin have swapped places in history and college kids would wear Reynard Heydrich t shirts instead of Che shirts. And "intellectuals" would say "real fascism has never been tried"

Posted by: azjaeger at February 28, 2022 09:36 PM (3/XaG)

375 I was gonna say exactly that
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 09:34 PM (lCui1)

Yes, and the "leaders" betraying us right and left. Barr who did nothing about Antifa/BLM riots, is a shit of the first water.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:37 PM (ONvIw)

376 348 Just imagine

The German army rolls into Ukraine and doesn't immediately step on their crank by trying to exterminate the Ukrainians but instead enlists whole divisions of them to conquer the USSR.

Where would the world be today?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:27 PM (weKWs)

Perhaps not much different. Where would the Werhmacht get the heavy weapons, transport, and supplies for more divisions, in 1941 and 1942, before Speer increased production of war materiel? Recruiting and decently-treating the Ukrainians would have at least minimized the partisan war on the Germans in the south. The best use for Ukrainian units might have been relieving German troops from supply-line protection, and suppressing native Russian partisans in the Army Group Center and North rear areas.

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2022 09:37 PM (AMIL/)

377 Even cynic me is astounded at the intensity of the war drumming coming from the deep state. It should be known by now that they are so predictable. Sad to hear even MAGA Republicans falling for this crappola.

I hope the majority of the American citizens do not fall for this. No American youth sent to fight! Pull the arrogant European youth off their discotheques and bars and teach them to fight. Enough already of killing our men in wars fighting for the interests of the euro weenies while they spit in our faces!

Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 09:38 PM (q3ibS)

378 Terrible news about Jesse. Continued prayers for him and SiD.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 09:38 PM (llON8)

379 Say it ain't so Joe! Snake Island story, bullshit. Ghost of Kiev story, bullshit. Why believe anything? And when all those ckcksuckers who have forced the mask on you for two years show up without them for the SOTU, believe what they say too, I dare you.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 28, 2022 09:38 PM (oWBc3)

380 Stalin said something like 100 deaths is a tragedy, 100 thousand is a statistic. How those people think I suppose.
Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 09:30 PM (0OP+5)/i]

That attitude works pretty well when you don't personally know anyone that might get killed and are making darn sure that none of your family are in harm's way.
And, to be fair, who really cares about the peasants anyway?

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 09:39 PM (hOUT3)

381 There are innocent people in Ukraine, they don't deserve what their leaders have brought down on their heads. Stalin said something like 100 deaths is a tragedy, 100 thousand is a statistic. How those people think I suppose.

Been thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 28, 2022 09:40 PM (nxdel)

382

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 09:40 PM (hOUT3)

383 I hope the majority of the American citizens do not fall for this. No American youth sent to fight! Pull the arrogant European youth off their discotheques and bars and teach them to fight. Enough already of killing our men in wars fighting for the interests of the euro weenies while they spit in our faces!
Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 09:38 PM (q3ibS)

When does Cindy Sheehan pop up and urge America to send troops to Ukraine?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 09:40 PM (P3gRi)

384 That last name... as in the spirit cooking ho? That one?

The very same. Evil incarnate.

Posted by: Toni at February 28, 2022 09:40 PM (PgM6e)

385 I tried to have a conversation about the perfidy of the Ukraine leadership, and their being a conduit for money laundering on an unimaginable scale with a "conservative" friend.

He had no knowledge of the matter, and how deep it runs in American politics.

We have quite an uphill battle getting this info out to the normies ...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 09:36 PM (BgMrQ)

Soros is a big supporter...

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 09:41 PM (V13WU)

386 When does Cindy Sheehan pop up and urge America to send troops to Ukraine?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 09:40 PM (P3gRi

Get some camo upholstery material and send Meghan McCain. She'll fix it all

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:42 PM (ONvIw)

387 Five people killed in a church in Sacramento. Gunman walked in and opened fire.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 09:42 PM (LKTKP)

388 I hope the majority of the American citizens do not fall for this. No American youth sent to fight! Pull the arrogant European youth off their discotheques and bars and teach them to fight. Enough already of killing our men in wars fighting for the interests of the euro weenies while they spit in our faces!
Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 09:38 PM (q3ibS)

Newsletter?

Posted by: flounder at February 28, 2022 09:42 PM (SH2Zi)

389 Look fat, you're no better than Corn Poop if you don't wave the Ukelele flag, you know, the ol' yellow and brown. Those Yoots got class. That's what DOCTOR mommy says my favorite underwear looks like by naptime. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Not so swift Joe at February 28, 2022 09:42 PM (sbdu4)

390 Get some camo upholstery material and send Meghan McCain. She'll fix it all
Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:42 PM (ONvIw)

If only John McCain were still alive...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 09:43 PM (hOUT3)

391 JackStraw @ 365-Maybe we do deserve what we have right now. Because in a sense, we let it happen (boomer here). We let hippies morph into Weathermen, Black Panthers, Symbionese, whatever. Those scum morphed into college admin, those scum morphed into politicians, those scum morphed into today's tyrants. Yeah we worked paid taxes obeyed laws and etc and looked what we got. Easy times make tyrants.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 09:44 PM (0OP+5)

392 Another good reason to visit DC is the NoVaMoMe on June 11.
Posted by: bluebell at February 28

Hmmm, in honor of what would've been my father's 93rd birthday (he made it to 86 and 1/4), I might actually go.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 28, 2022 09:44 PM (KAi1n)

393 The war drumming is coming from the entire world. I sense another op. Perhaps the endgame for the great reset.

Posted by: InCali at February 28, 2022 09:44 PM (eFvmN)

394 That last name... as in the spirit cooking ho? That one?

The very same. Evil incarnate.
Posted by: Toni at February 28, 2022 09:40 PM (PgM6e)

If Ukraine goes down, GloboPedo loses a big source of raw material.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 09:44 PM (P3gRi)

395 Please excuse my ignorance but what is Jesse suffering from?
Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 09:36 PM (AmoqO)

Gosh, many here know more than I, but I think he is suffering from a stroke and complications from that. Plus he had Covid while in the hospital.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 09:44 PM (V13WU)

396 379 Say it ain't so Joe! Snake Island story, bullshit. Ghost of Kiev story, bullshit. Why believe anything? And when all those ckcksuckers who have forced the mask on you for two years show up without them for the SOTU, believe what they say too, I dare you.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 28, 2022 09:38 PM (oWBc3)

Fake news (propaganda) can be pretty darned useful for bucking-up civilian morale and generating outrage towards your enemy.

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2022 09:44 PM (AMIL/)

397 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2022 09:30 PM (DMQdU)

Resistance is almost always bled off as heat.

Now, how much loss is there in the Entire US Power grid... transmission lines, house power lines... hell, lightbulbs.

Hell of a lot more energy than cell phones.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2022 09:44 PM (oHd/0)

398 . $60 million .. 18 months

.. $300 from 7/11 .. 3 years

There are two Americas

Posted by: SMOD

For a moment there I thought you were conducting the Dreaded Maths.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 09:45 PM (8gxrg)

399 393 The war drumming is coming from the entire world. I sense another op. Perhaps the endgame for the great reset.
Posted by: InCali at February 28, 2022 09:44 PM (eFvmN)

EU wants to be in the drivers seat when it comes to Russian energy. Russia wants independent customers...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2022 09:46 PM (oHd/0)

400 Zelensky seems like a swell guy from what I know of him, but there's no getting around the fact that Ukraine's post Cold War history is dominated by battling oligarchs, immense corruption, and foreign meddling. One of many bad things going on in the world right now that was long in the making, unfortunately.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 09:46 PM (UewuT)

401 388 I hope the majority of the American citizens do not fall for this. No American youth sent to fight! Pull the arrogant European youth off their discotheques and bars and teach them to fight. Enough already of killing our men in wars fighting for the interests of the euro weenies while they spit in our faces!
Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 09:38 PM (q3ibS)

Never forget that roughly half the population of the US has an IQ below the average IQ!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 09:47 PM (hOUT3)

402
Fake news (propaganda) can be pretty darned useful for bucking-up civilian morale and generating outrage towards your enemy.
Posted by: Grefd at February 28, 2022 09:44 PM (AMIL/)

Time honored tradition. The truth must be guarded by lies. Anyway one of the French papers decided, I have no idea how, that Russia was putting out stuff like the SNake Island incident in order make Ukraine look bad

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:47 PM (ONvIw)

403 One of many bad things going on in the world right now that was long in the making, unfortunately.
Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 09:46 PM (UewuT)

By virtue of its location, Ukraine has been the doormat of empires for its entire history.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 09:48 PM (P3gRi)

404 The Dems are more focused on Ukraine's sovereignity than ours. That's messed up man. We ain't voting our way out of this one hoss.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 28, 2022 09:49 PM (oWBc3)

405 Easy times make tyrants.
Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 09:44 PM (0OP+5)

The citizen guardians of civilization were not watching their six!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

406 Perhaps the endgame for the great reset.
Posted by: InCali at February 28, 2022 09:44 PM (eFvmN)

That makes horrible sense

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 09:50 PM (lCui1)

407 Javems......Jesse had a massive stroke three weeks ago. They airlifted him from Laramie to Denver. Then he got the Wuhan in the hospital. He was moved to comfort care this afternoon and sid is with him.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 09:50 PM (/UQ/R)

408 SiD and Jesse, prayers for the Lord to be with you in this hour of need.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2022 09:50 PM (Iq9dF)

409 Five people killed in a church in Sacramento. Gunman walked in and opened fire.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 09:42 PM (LKTKP)

If only we knew the motive

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 09:50 PM (dscaa)

410 I'd spot ol' Pooty-poot a bottle of tater likker if he tears up John McCain street

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 28, 2022 09:50 PM (sbdu4)

411 Five people killed in a church in Sacramento. Gunman walked in and opened fire.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 09:42 PM (LKTKP)

If only we knew the motive
Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 09:50 PM (dscaa)

Another FBI pet gets off the leash?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 09:51 PM (P3gRi)

412 I'm shocked. Yahoo! LIV news has a story about J6 Mathew Perna that is actually very fair and probably for the first time I have seen in the MSM does not smear, belittle or insult Trump supporters. It does leave out that he killed himself (a big detail) but included that his obituary said died of a broken heart.

How the hell did that ever get by the censors?

Posted by: Ripley at February 28, 2022 09:51 PM (PTDkx)

413 Can we start a GoFundMe to fly all the keyboard warriors who are bitching about countries not sending troops to Ukraine to Ukraine?

Posted by: 29Victor at February 28, 2022 09:51 PM (BJKQV)

414 I tried to have a conversation about the perfidy of the Ukraine leadership, and their being a conduit for money laundering on an unimaginable scale with a "conservative" friend.

He had no knowledge of the matter, and how deep it runs in American politics.

We have quite an uphill battle getting this info out to the normies ...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 09:36 PM (BgMrQ)

Recently in conversation here it came up that there is no morality east of the Danube river, never has been. Americans are kind of foolish in thinking that we might find some if we just look hard enough.

Nevertheless, we still have interests to protect, so there are many times when we have to work with deeply immoral people. It can be done, as long as you don't have any illusions about who you're dealing with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 09:52 PM (evAgx)

415 Aside from Ukraine having the goods on all the crooks the western world may be a bit jumpy about the nuclear threats and Putin taking an example from the past and going rogue.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 09:53 PM (QPcUQ)

416 There is still much that doesn't connect with the Ukraine situation.
If Zelenskyy had hopped on the US provided transport with a palettes of cash, Pooty probably would have just rolled in with no problem.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:54 PM (ONvIw)

417 >>> 186 Damn, just now reading that Putin dropped thermobarics on Kharkiv.

That's a nasty weapon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 08:41 PM (4fSQf)

Anne Barnhardt has that as one of the locations of US bioweapon labs in Ukraine. She seems to be "Alex Jones plus or minus a few months" lately.
https://is.gd/x5Krqt
That could explain why the WEF et al are shrieking so much, besides losing Ukraine as a source of money laundering.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 09:54 PM (llON8)

418 I hope they win. Thats the extent of my support

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2022 09:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

419 411 Another FBI pet gets off the leash?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 09:51 PM (P3gRi)

I predict the abrupt purge of several social media accounts in the very near future.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 09:54 PM (UewuT)

420 Time honored tradition. The truth must be guarded by lies. Anyway one of the French papers decided, I have no idea how, that Russia was putting out stuff like the SNake Island incident in order make Ukraine look bad
Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:47 PM (ONvIw)

If so, that was quite an own goal. People love Last Stand, Defenders of the Alamo stories. Still, Russians don't understand our society at all, and for every brilliant thing they do, they do something incredibly dumb.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 09:55 PM (evAgx)

421 Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 09:53 PM (QPcUQ)

I am convinced that Zelensky's insurance policy is a vault with every Hunter Biden and Vinkman transaction in the Ukraine!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 09:55 PM (hOUT3)

422 >>JackStraw @ 365-Maybe we do deserve what we have right now

I get that but I but this also why I feel sympathy for the people of Ukraine. Some of them anyway.

The people here didn't support the drift into corruption and decline our country has taken, that's why we're here. We don't always agree on everything but none of us support what is currently happening in this country.

It seems that society needs hard lessons every so often to remind us how fragile what we have is and how easy it can be lost.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 09:56 PM (ZLI7S)

423 I just noticed my hash changed, but I assure you I'm still InCali.... unfortunately.

Posted by: InCali at February 28, 2022 09:57 PM (eFvmN)

424 409�Five people killed in a church in Sacramento. Gunman walked in and opened fire.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 09:42 PM (LKTKP)

If only we knew the motive

Posted by: ...�

Motive is they know most likely people are not armed inside a California church. That's the only motive that counts.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 09:57 PM (q3ibS)

425 It seems that society needs hard lessons every so often to remind us how fragile what we have is and how easy it can be lost.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 09:56 PM (ZLI7S)

Food for thought!
Wake Up Citizens!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

426 365 >>There are innocent people in Ukraine, they don't deserve what their leaders have brought down on their heads.

Neither do we.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 09:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Deserves got nothin' to do with it.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at February 28, 2022 09:58 PM (evAgx)

427 "Alex Jones plus or minus a few months"

Is this the same as saying that conspiracy theories are just 3 or 4 news cycles ahead?

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2022 09:58 PM (sAmhv)

428
If only we knew the motive
Posted by: ...

Local news says domestic, murder-suicide. 3 kids.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2022 09:58 PM (zWpOF)

429 Where would the world be today?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2022 09:27 PM (weKWs)

Perhaps not much different. Where would the Werhmacht get the heavy weapons, transport, and supplies for more divisions, in 1941 and 1942, before Speer increased production of war materiel? Recruiting and decently-treating the Ukrainians would have at least minimized the partisan war on the Germans in the south. The best use for Ukrainian units might have been relieving German troops from supply-line protection, and suppressing native Russian partisans in the Army Group Center and North rear areas.

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2022 09:37 PM (AMIL/)

Ooops - I forgot that by August of 1941 the Germans had mountains of captured and surrendered Soviet transport, tanks, artillery, and infantry weapons, equipment and ammo. That materiel could have been used to equip Ukrainian units to fight alongside the Germans. The problem of fuel for vehicles, and enough horses, for moving artillery, ammo, and supplies would remain. The Germans could barely keep the Panzer Groups and key supporting infantry formations mobile and supplied by fall of 1941.

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2022 09:59 PM (AMIL/)

430 I used to help adjust the matching impedance coupler on my dads' 80 meter ham antenna, If you smelled something burning move your hand, there was a major standing wave hitting it. It would just smoke your skin a bit, didn't penetrate because the frequency was low 3.7 mhz

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 09:59 PM (iSbhf)

431 It seems that society needs hard lessons every so often to remind us how fragile what we have is and how easy it can be lost.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2022 09:56 PM (ZLI7S)

and The Gods of the Copybook headings, with terror and slaughter return.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2022 10:00 PM (sAmhv)

432 There was some talk about someone carrying at my church. The elders thought it was a good idea. I'm sure if the pastor knew, it would be barred.

Posted by: InCali at February 28, 2022 10:01 PM (eFvmN)

433 Local news says domestic, murder-suicide. 3 kids.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2022 09:58 PM (zWpOF)

Omg

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (lCui1)

434 If Zelenskyy had hopped on the US provided transport with a palettes of cash, Pooty probably would have just rolled in with no problem.
Posted by: CN at February 28, 2022 09:54 PM (ONvIw)
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Zelensky and the Trump syndrome.
_ Leadership

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (QPcUQ)

435

Ze ONT, she is NOOD!

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (rm8S6)

436 >>> 432 There was some talk about someone carrying at my church. The elders thought it was a good idea. I'm sure if the pastor knew, it would be barred.
Posted by: InCali at February 28, 2022 10:01 PM (eFvmN)

Do it anyway (obviously with considerations for the legal aspects). Is the pastor going to protect you if some evil scum barges in? How??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 10:03 PM (llON8)

437 "The German army rolls into Ukraine and doesn't immediately step on their crank by trying to exterminate the Ukrainians but instead enlists whole divisions of them to conquer the USSR. Where would the world be today?"
Posted by: Anna Puma

one difference, there was not (out in the open) a globalist cabal that was actively gendering global strife, as well as color revolution domestic strife .. on a broad scale.

imo, in one sense, Ukraine and Russia are at war with a globalist cabal that plays both sides and stays in the shadows, with plans to Build Back Better ... and they will sacrifice USA and all our hard won liberties.

But still ... OK, defeat Putin? or maybe let him take half of Ukraine? idk, but DeepState and the Marxist criminal globalist enterprise has their own plans. The party of Davos has 1% of the vote, but a lot of money/power.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2022 10:04 PM (Cus5s)

438 The Germans could have built more trucks but could not have fuelled them. worked a pipeline in Canada, a product line that pumped batches of diesel (furnace oil) low oct. gas and hi oct gas , actual light crude oil and jet fuel. Theres no mid grade gas its just half low and half hi octane. gu

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 10:06 PM (iSbhf)

439 I am convinced that Zelensky's insurance policy is a vault with every Hunter Biden and Vinkman transaction in the Ukraine!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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He could have brought that vault with him but he chose to stay. His ass is out front with his people.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 10:07 PM (QPcUQ)

440 Zelensky and the Trump syndrome.
_ Leadership
Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (QPcUQ)

Maybe.

Then there's Putin repeating some nazi bullshit. It's as if you have to sign on to a crazy lie to join the club .

Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:14 PM (ONvIw)

441 ..Jesse had a massive stroke three weeks ago. They airlifted him from Laramie to Denver. Then he got the Wuhan in the hospital. He was moved to comfort care this afternoon and sid is with him.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 09:50 PM (/UQ/R)

Thank you WDS. Life/death comes at you so fast sometimes. My heart felt sympathies.

Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 11:42 PM (AmoqO)

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