Rubbernecking Alpacas Cafe

Saving a kitten paralyzed in its lower limbs, and actually getting her to walk again under her own power.

Super-jacked kangaroo.

Puppy swarm attack!

Kid on a seesaw.

Sheepdog: "I AM THE LAW!"

Fluffy dog stealth attack.

Flying through layers of clouds.

Teaching some tricks to some smart pets.

Steve Inman: Commuter takes a hit.

Tough-boi thinks life is Twitter. Spoiler: Life isn't Twitter.

my foodie friends 😂 pic.twitter.com/bjr3NoNCoF
— This Picture Speaks (@this_speaks) February 23, 2022

Curious alpacas surround baby Edward 😍 pic.twitter.com/XJFTvNJXMm
— This Picture Speaks (@this_speaks) February 24, 2022

Are you our Mummy? pic.twitter.com/x0QOM4hqPK
— This Picture Speaks (@this_speaks) February 23, 2022

This is a great joke.

Is it worth never having sex again? Uhhhh... no. Not really.

But a great joke.

It is the same kind of trick. 😂😂pic.twitter.com/Mi8K1KDjiP
— Figen (@TheFigen) February 21, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 08:42 PM

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1 Huh?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 25, 2022 08:43 PM (wR9cC)

2 AYO!

Posted by: bearded fartclam at February 25, 2022 08:44 PM (iQOT0)

3 Second first today, not sure how I managed that.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 25, 2022 08:44 PM (wR9cC)

4 hook

Posted by: micky at February 25, 2022 08:46 PM (3byMq)

5 *spins a platter*

https://youtu.be/Er2mceFMdKw

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2022 08:46 PM (jNTaL)

6
I'm devastated.

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at February 25, 2022 08:47 PM (aXOt3)

7 Portapotties with windows make little sense.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 25, 2022 08:47 PM (qpX6U)

8 Would you trust a used Tardis salesman?

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2022 08:47 PM (vrz2I)

9 Looks like we may be getting close to the end game in Kiev at this moment.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2022 08:47 PM (1gtSk)

10 Is that where Dr Who parks all of his wrecked tardis ?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2022 08:47 PM (VwHCD)

11 Heh. At the 'Puppy Swarm Attack', Twitter posts: The following media includes potentially sensitive content.

Too violent for them, one supposes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2022 08:47 PM (1vynn)

12 Those are telephone boxes.

Doctor Who uses a blue police box.

Nya

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2022 08:48 PM (jNTaL)

13 @8

>>Would you trust a used Tardis salesman?

If they look like Amy Pond, sure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2022 08:48 PM (1gtSk)

14 Impound lot on Gallifrey.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 25, 2022 08:49 PM (Kt1w/)

15 "Life isn't Twitter."

True dat. Now Life is Metaverse.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 25, 2022 08:49 PM (qpX6U)

16 If they look like Amy Pond, sure.

And dressed in her police costume nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2022 08:49 PM (jNTaL)

17 Is that where Dr Who parks all of his wrecked tardis ?

Dr Who's is blue, those are red. Must belong to The Master.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 25, 2022 08:49 PM (SchxB)

18 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2022 08:50 PM (Msys3)

19 "Doctor Who uses a blue police box."

Oh sure in YOUR reality.

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2022 08:50 PM (vrz2I)

20 @10

>>Is that where Dr Who parks all of his wrecked tardis ?

When your a Time Lord and know how to wield a Sonic Screwdriver, your Tardis doesn't stay wrecked for long.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2022 08:50 PM (1gtSk)

21 Too violent for them, one supposes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2022 08:47 PM (1vynn)

The inherent violence of canines is to be deprecated comrades!

No dogs for YOU!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 08:50 PM (hOUT3)

22 What would be creepy?

If those disused telephone boxes started to ring all at the same time

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2022 08:51 PM (jNTaL)

23 I'm wondering if Putin's goal is to loot the archives in Kiev and expose to the world exactly who has been on the take for years.

Guarantee it isn't just Biden and Clinton. Going to be a lot of important people in Europe too.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 25, 2022 08:51 PM (wR9cC)

24 @16

>>And dressed in her police costume nyah?

Raawwwrrr!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2022 08:51 PM (1gtSk)

25 The only girl who ever tried to stab me looked like Amy Pond.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 25, 2022 08:52 PM (Kt1w/)

26 Love the kitten recovery story. Sweet kitty.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at February 25, 2022 08:52 PM (y0zVi)

27 Dr Who's is blue, those are red. Must belong to The Master.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 25, 2022 08:49 PM (SchxB)

I'll paint ANY Tardis for $19.99!

Posted by: Gallifreyan Earl Scheib at February 25, 2022 08:52 PM (PiwSw)

28 Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 25, 2022 08:51 PM (wR9cC)

Wouldn't that be loverly?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

29 Doctor Who uses a blue police box.

Nya
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2022 08:48 PM

Shhhhh ... they're on a roll.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2022 08:53 PM (a3Q+t)

30 "The only girl who ever tried to stab me looked like Amy Pond."

The vest stopped it?

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 25, 2022 08:53 PM (qpX6U)

31 @23

>>I'm wondering if Putin's goal is to loot the archives in Kiev and expose to the world exactly who has been on the take for years.

He probably got wind that the Templar Map that reveals the secret to Oak Island is buried under the archives.

And if the longevity of the series is any indication, Putin will be looking for it for years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2022 08:53 PM (1gtSk)

32 'Sometime I feel like I'm tied on the whipping post..sometime I feel like I'm dying.'

Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 08:54 PM (0OP+5)

33 22 What would be creepy?

If those disused telephone boxes started to ring all at the same time
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2022 08:51 PM (jNTaL)

Is this gonna be one of those "two sentence horror stories" threads?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2022 08:55 PM (6FeV1)

34 cher will do that to you

Posted by: esquincle at February 25, 2022 08:55 PM (/hjnt)

35 The Dr Who convention on the sitcom Community had red phone booths. Can't believe they got it wrong.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 25, 2022 08:55 PM (7eotl)

36 >>> 33 22 What would be creepy?

If those disused telephone boxes started to ring all at the same time
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2022 08:51 PM (jNTaL)

Is this gonna be one of those "two sentence horror stories" threads?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2022 08:55 PM (6FeV1)

Fart clam.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2022 08:56 PM (llON8)

37 When your a Time Lord and know how to wield a Sonic Screwdriver, your Tardis doesn't stay wrecked for long.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2022 08:50 PM

We have our own Time Lord here, and he is proo not all know "lefty loosy, righty tighty".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2022 08:56 PM (a3Q+t)

38 "The only girl who ever tried to stab me looked like Amy Pond."
-
The vest stopped it?
Posted by: For gp
*

No, fortunately I saw it coming.

Redhead, you understand.

Worth it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 25, 2022 08:56 PM (Kt1w/)

39 Just for nothing, Bob's Burgers is best show on TV right now.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 25, 2022 08:56 PM (7eotl)

40 Kangaroos are kinda unsettling. No like.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2022 08:57 PM (KFhLj)

41 26 Love the kitten recovery story. Sweet kitty.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at February

Massage and acupuncture. Sometimes invasive surgical procedures and drugs aren't the best way.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2022 08:57 PM (U2p+3)

42 39 Just for nothing, Bob's Burgers is best show on TV right now.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 25, 2022 08:56 PM (7eotl)

I do love that show

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2022 08:57 PM (6FeV1)

43 "Kangaroos are kinda unsettling. No like."

They don't seem too fond of us either.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 25, 2022 08:58 PM (qpX6U)

44 32 'Sometime I feel like I'm tied on the whipping post..sometime I feel like I'm dying.'
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 08:54 PM (0OP+5)

That's such an awesome tune.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2022 08:58 PM (U2p+3)

45 Okay the kangaroo kind of looks like a small Cloverfield monster

Posted by: DB at February 25, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO8)

46 The only girl who ever tried to stab me looked like Amy Pond.
-----
*blinks*

Never had anyone try to stab me. Must be living wrong.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 25, 2022 08:58 PM (wR9cC)

47 All innuendo aside, "Gassy Bivalve" is a fantastic descriptor for Bill Kristol, isn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2022 08:59 PM (6FeV1)

48 23 I'm wondering if Putin's goal is to loot the archives in Kiev and expose to the world exactly who has been on the take for years.

Guarantee it isn't just Biden and Clinton. Going to be a lot of important people in Europe too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 25, 2022 08:51 PM (wR9cC)

Putin didn't get his 200B fortune by flipping houses or making great cars .

Posted by: CN at February 25, 2022 09:00 PM (ONvIw)

49 46 The only girl who ever tried to stab me looked like Amy Pond.
-----
*blinks*

Never had anyone try to stab me. Must be living wrong.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 25, 2022 08:58 PM (wR9cC)

"If you ain't shivvin', you ain't livin'."

-bluebell. (probably.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2022 09:00 PM (6FeV1)

50

COURAGE!

Posted by: Dan Ratheranalreceptive at February 25, 2022 09:00 PM (7DYli)

51 >All innuendo aside, "Gassy Bivalve" is a fantastic descriptor for Bill Kristol, isn't it?

his smirk reminds me of Jabba The Hutt

Posted by: DB at February 25, 2022 09:01 PM (geLO8)

52 Kangaroos are kinda unsettling. No like.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2022 08:57 PM (KFhLj)

Yeah that one slipped through the galactic quality control. Its like somebody got drunk, shoved a bunch of parts from different species together, and said yeah maybe they won't notice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2022 09:01 PM (VwHCD)

53 And dressed in her police costume nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2022 08:49 PM (jNTaL)

Brb

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2022 09:01 PM (dscaa)

54 The only girl who ever tried to stab me looked like Amy Pond.
-----
*blinks*
Never had anyone try to stab me. Must be living wrong.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
**

Redhead Deficit Disorder

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 25, 2022 09:01 PM (Kt1w/)

55 44 32 'Sometime I feel like I'm tied on the whipping post..sometime I feel like I'm dying.'
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 08:54 PM (0OP+5)

That's such an awesome tune.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2022 08:58 PM (U2p+3)

Used to be a Bar outside of Ft. Gordan, called 'The Whippin Post'. Was a fairly good live music venue.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2022 09:01 PM (oHd/0)

56 The only girl who ever tried to stab me looked like Amy Pond."

Redhead, you understand.
Worth it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Every redhead I've known has tried to kill me.

The one that hurt the worst though simply said quietly:

"I had hoped you were different than the others."

Le sigh. *Sniff*

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2022 09:02 PM (Msys3)

57 'My oh my you sure know how to arrange things....'

Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 09:02 PM (0OP+5)

58
Anyone here use Paypal?
For years, at least once a month I get an "upcoming changes to our Paypal legal agreements" email.

Reminds me of Darth Vader "altering the deal further."

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at February 25, 2022 09:02 PM (aXOt3)

59 David Reaboi quoting Ace via a screencap about Cuck Kristol.

https://nitter.net/davereaboi/status/
1497336347249418240#m

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 25, 2022 09:03 PM (UHVv4)

60 Gack.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2022 09:03 PM (ybIRR)

61 she's going out for the evening

Posted by: esquincle at February 25, 2022 09:03 PM (/hjnt)

62 I don't think Kristol would have been old enough for Vietnam anyway, would he? I mean, still, fuck that guy in general, but...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2022 09:04 PM (6FeV1)

63 47 All innuendo aside, "Gassy Bivalve" is a fantastic descriptor for Bill Kristol, isn't it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2022 08:59 PM (6FeV1)

Oh, go ahead and say it...you know you want to:

FARTCLAM

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 25, 2022 09:04 PM (BgMrQ)

64 Every redhead I've known has tried to kill me.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2022 09:02 PM (Msys3)

I can't help it, I'm a funny guy

Posted by: Carrot Top at February 25, 2022 09:04 PM (dscaa)

65 Ludacris Cam is best Inman cam.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2022 09:04 PM (F0YaR)

66 That doggie and pigs vid gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2022 09:05 PM (D6tye)

67 Had a knife pulled on me once at about 18. guy was badmouthing my gf sister and I walked up to him and told him to shut his pie hole. He pulled a knife. Something in me snapped and all I remember is my hand coming around and knocking the knife out of his hand, and then I was pummeling his face. I am not much of a fighter, it just happened.

Posted by: Dogbert at February 25, 2022 09:05 PM (Z9HSN)

68 bluebell. (probably.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2022 09:00 PM (6FeV1)
---------

Not I!

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2022 09:06 PM (wyw4S)

69 Fort Gordon won't far from Statesboro which won't far from the ancestral Eromero estate.

Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 09:06 PM (0OP+5)

70 All innuendo aside, "Gassy Bivalve" is a fantastic descriptor for Bill Kristol, isn't it?

He does look flatulent, doesn't he?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 25, 2022 09:06 PM (eGTCV)

71 Okay, gotta go get back behind the windshield for another four hours-ish bit of driving.

Seeya in the late ONT, Horde.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2022 09:06 PM (QzJWU)

72 'Sometime I feel like I'm tied on the whipping post..sometime I feel like I'm dying.'
Posted by: Eromero
---------
DARRYL RHOADES & THE HAHAVISHNU ORCHESTRA recorded a spoof of that, 'Tied To A Harley Davidson'.

One has to be aware of Allman Brothers history to get that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2022 09:06 PM (vOGqy)

73 68 bluebell. (probably.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2022 09:00 PM (6FeV1)
---------

Not I!
Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2022 09:06 PM (wyw4S)

I get it, i get it. "plausible deniability".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2022 09:07 PM (6FeV1)

74
Yeah that one slipped through the galactic quality control. Its like somebody got drunk, shoved a bunch of parts from different species together, and said yeah maybe they won't notice.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2022 09:07 PM (63Dwl)

75 Kangaroos are kinda unsettling. No like.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2022 08:57 PM (KFhLj)

That one is clearly juicing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2022 09:07 PM (yQpMk)

76 Just Joe nominate Katanji Brown Jackson to the court.

Come on murder turtle. Do the thing they say you do.

Do it.

Posted by: blaster at February 25, 2022 09:07 PM (w2z2p)

77 Dog: SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP.

Dog: Well enough of my genitals, now to my asshole. SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP.

Dog: Oh dear, my pears, I appear to have previously neglected the left one. SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2022 09:08 PM (ybIRR)

78 Fort Gordon won't far from Statesboro
-------

Now I have the blues.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2022 09:08 PM (vOGqy)

79 The Dr. Who Training Academy. Some losers there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2022 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

80 Kristol was born in 1952.

Posted by: CN at February 25, 2022 09:09 PM (ONvIw)

81 AYO!

Posted by: bearded fartclam at February 25, 2022 08:44 PM (iQOT0)

*tosses can of Campbell's clam chowder*

The thought of bearded fartclam terrifies me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2022 09:09 PM (F0YaR)

82 The only person who has ever stabbed me with a knife is me.

(Yes. I am, in fact, a colossal klutz.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2022 09:09 PM (6FeV1)

83 Hello, Cafe dwellers!

Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:10 PM (mZUr4)

84 Massage and acupuncture. Sometimes invasive surgical procedures and drugs aren't the best way.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2022 08:57 PM (U2p+3)

Never believed in acupuncture...

Until I saw a vet acupuncturist work on DaughterH's cancer ridden GP. No way could that dog know it would not hurt, but she rolled over and let that vet stick needles just where they needed to be and out-lived the original vet's estimate of six months to end of life by 2.5 YEARS!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

85
I don't think Kristol would have been old enough for Vietnam anyway

He's old enough. Born Dec 1952

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2022 09:10 PM (63Dwl)

86 He does look flatulent, doesn't he?

Like it's his mission in life. Which he seems to be fulfilling.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 25, 2022 09:10 PM (Xrfse)

87 Mike Hammer @ 72- Harleys and aircraft, and the odd handgun. The bane of rockinrollers. And dope.

Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 09:10 PM (0OP+5)

88 All the neverTrumpers look like they would bring a mega tonne of gas to staff meetings.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 25, 2022 09:10 PM (eGTCV)

89 Lindsey Graham is going to vote for Ketanji.

You know it. I know it. We all know it.

Posted by: blaster at February 25, 2022 09:10 PM (w2z2p)

90 old but good Kangaroo video; this is why you NEVER trust a kangaroo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15YgdrhrCM8

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2022 09:10 PM (evAgx)

91 Ha! So some of the videos from buiteng(other various letters I can't remember) are getting twitters shadowban sensitive contents censorship. I wonder who they pissed off. But but we let all the leftists rub their junk up and down our timelines why are you doing this to us? ... heh, good luck suckers

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2022 09:11 PM (6kpT2)

92 I felt a little uncomfortable watching french bulldog video...just weird ...interspecies suckling

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 25, 2022 09:11 PM (V13WU)

93
Lindsey Graham is going to vote for Ketanji.

You know it. I know it. We all know it.
Posted by: blaster

More than two decades before becoming a top contender to be President Joe Biden's Supreme Court nominee, a young Ketanji Brown Jackson sat across from Justice Clarence Thomas, reportedly perplexed by how someone of his background -- not so different from her own -- could have developed such a conservative bent.

"I don't understand you,'" Jackson, who clerked for Justice Stephen Breyer from 1999 to 2000, remembered thinking, according to a 2007 biography of Thomas, "Supreme Discomfort: The Divided Soul of Clarence Thomas."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2022 09:12 PM (63Dwl)

94 Posted by: Doof

Doof my good man, how do you be?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 09:12 PM (hOUT3)

95 I don't think Kristol would have been old enough for Vietnam anyway

He's old enough. Born Dec 1952
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2022 09:10 PM (63Dwl)

Correct. Saigon fell in 1975. In 1970 he interned and the WH.

Posted by: CN at February 25, 2022 09:12 PM (ONvIw)

96 RE Puppy Assault

Naturally, FullOfTwits has the video tagged/filtered with a "sensitive content" warning.

Because of all the bloodshed and tears.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 25, 2022 09:12 PM (aXxgO)

97 Lindsey Graham is going to vote for Ketanji.

You know it. I know it. We all know it.
Posted by: blaster at February 25, 2022 09:10 PM (w2z2p)

Come on man, we are supposed to post NEWS here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 09:13 PM (hOUT3)

98 Jackson women looks about 35 so we will have her wisdom for 50 years if she makes it

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2022 09:14 PM (2JoB8)

99 YAY CAFE!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 25, 2022 09:15 PM (lCui1)

100 89 Lindsey Graham is going to vote for Ketanji.

You know it. I know it. We all know it.

Posted by: blaster at February 25, 2022 09:10 PM (w2z2p)

He's already voted FOR her once, in her current job.

Why the fuck can't the residents of SC get rid of this pustule of governance?

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2022 09:15 PM (F0YaR)

101 "Anyone here use Paypal?"

I've used it long long time. They haven't fucked me yet. They collect donations for Project Veritas too.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 25, 2022 09:16 PM (qpX6U)

102 I had a girlfriend break up with me. The cut, two stitches in the ER and her distain meant that we were no longer an item.

Blond, not redheaded. She was hot, but not worth it as I look back. Still got the scars, physical and mental.

OK, over that. Now I'm married.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2022 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

103 The thought of bearded fartclam terrifies me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2022 09:09 PM (F0YaR)
---

Wasn't he part of the Doom Patrol?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2022 09:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

104 CN @95- I'm older than kristol. And smarter. Probably better looking and definitely taller.

Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 09:16 PM (0OP+5)

105 Been roaming around the webs for old timey music. Tonight: Nazareth. Underappreciated band. Great album cover art.

Please Don't Judas Me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 25, 2022 09:17 PM (x8Wzq)

106 willowed: Someone reported that lot of the Russians are conscripts, who are unhappy with the assignment. Didn't know they'd be going beyond the Russian provinces.
Posted by: CN at February 25, 2022 08:55 PM (ONvIw)

When my son serving on the Ukraine border a few years ago, he said the Russian soldiers he met couldn't care less about Ukraine.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2022 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

107 CN @95- I'm older than kristol. And smarter. Probably better looking and definitely taller.
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 09:16 PM (0OP+5)

I bet you smell better and can captain a ship more competently, too.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2022 09:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

108 @93
>>I don't understand you.

The only thing Ketanji shares with Clarence Thomas is skin color, and that's all Ketanji sees.

Looking at her bio, she was born in 1970 to a well to do family who then moved to Miami Florida.

Miami is in the south but it aint' the south.

Clarence Thomas was born in 1948 in Georgia which was Democrat and segregated at the time and his parents were poor.

The fact that idiot, racist women is going to be on the SCOTUS is nauseating.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2022 09:19 PM (1gtSk)

109 >Been roaming around the webs for old timey music. Tonight: Nazareth. Underappreciated band. Great album cover art.

The Monkees "Im A Believer"

dont judge me

Posted by: DB at February 25, 2022 09:20 PM (geLO8)

110 Doof my good man, how do you be?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 09:12 PM (hOUT3)

Doing rather well today, thanks! Spent the afternoon with 2 fine folks from this here place, then spent the evening with my sister and her husband. Now hanging out at the Cafe. Yeah -- a good day :-)

Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:20 PM (mZUr4)

111 so amy is better ?

Posted by: esquincle at February 25, 2022 09:20 PM (/hjnt)

112 Seems russkis are now in Kiev, though as usual the info is garbled and unreliable.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2022 09:21 PM (OTzUX)

113 NaCly Dawg @ 102- Greatest feeling in the world, never more alive than just after dodging death.

Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 09:21 PM (0OP+5)

114 Clarence Thomas was born in 1948 in Georgia which was Democrat and segregated at the time and his parents were poor.

And his mom sent him to live with his grandparents. That docu was on a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2022 09:21 PM (D6tye)

115 >>> 112 Seems russkis are now in Kiev, though as usual the info is garbled and unreliable.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2022 09:21 PM (OTzUX)

There are no Russian tanks here!

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at February 25, 2022 09:21 PM (llON8)

116
Wait for it...

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at February 25, 2022 09:22 PM (aXOt3)

117 They are passing affirmative action jackson off as a moderate. So, somewhere left of Mao.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2022 09:22 PM (qnVBz)

118 The current President of Ukraine has put it all on the line. He is fighting until his own death. I respect that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Joe is taking the weekend off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 25, 2022 09:22 PM (FVME7)

119 The alpacas look judgy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 25, 2022 09:23 PM (lCui1)

120 Having enjoyed the talk about Nena and 99 Red Balloons in the last thread, I suddenly remembered an anecdote about the video that went along with that song.

Nena's Dad/Uncle/Relative was in charge of the military base where they filmed the video, and naturally was incensed when he found out they'd come onto the base to make an anti-war music video. Nena sort of left out the reason she asked him to let her and her friends onto the base.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2022 09:23 PM (eHo56)

121 And his mom sent him to live with his grandparents. That docu was on a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Infidel

I thought it was his aunt and uncle the judge in Bel Air.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2022 09:23 PM (qnVBz)

122 Seems russkis are now in Kiev, though as usual the info is garbled and unreliable.
Posted by: rhomboid

We were watching a live cam feed a few minutes ago, from a couple points in Kiev, and it looked quiet.
But, that could be deceiving.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 25, 2022 09:24 PM (tjZg/)

123 Semi related if you squint just right. Ukrainian SS mutiny against their German masters and join the French resistance.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bQTXaWTmQE4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 25, 2022 09:24 PM (FVME7)

124 The Russians only came for the chicken.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2022 09:25 PM (qnVBz)

125 25 The only girl who ever tried to stab me looked like Amy Pond.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 25, 2022 08:52 PM (Kt1w/)

Had a friend who was shot through the chest with a bow and arrow by one woman and shot in the leg (when he lost) with a shotgun by another. He retired to Nigeria. Neither one looked line Amy Pond.

Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2022 09:25 PM (AmoqO)

126
Where would you rather "weekend" this weekend?

Chicago or Ukraine?

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at February 25, 2022 09:26 PM (aXOt3)

127 82 The only person who has ever stabbed me with a knife is me.

(Yes. I am, in fact, a colossal klutz.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2022 09:09 PM (6FeV1)

I never stabbed myself, but in a bizarre set of circumstances, I did cut my wrist open with a putty knife once. Luckily it was too dull to cut the veins, but it opened the skin up enough that I could look right at them. Yeah, took a few stitches.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2022 09:26 PM (evAgx)

128 The Monkees "Im A Believer"

dont judge me
Posted by: DB at February 25, 2022 09:20 PM (geLO

No judge-y. They were fun. And, to pile on, Neil Diamond wrote that song, and I watched a concert on TV where he played his version, then the Monkees version. Mr. Diamond is friggin' awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 25, 2022 09:26 PM (x8Wzq)

129 Nena's Dad/Uncle/Relative was in charge of the military base where they filmed the video, and naturally was incensed when he found out they'd come onto the base to make an anti-war music video. Nena sort of left out the reason she asked him to let her and her friends onto the base.
Posted by: Sharkman

And perhaps, ironically, Nena's side has won.
The German Bundewehr and Luftwaffe are a hollow shell. Underfunded with little capability.
They are turning off their nuke plants, and relying on gas and oil from Ivan to run their country.
Congratulations, Green Party. You win. You have empowered Putin and Russia by your policies.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 25, 2022 09:26 PM (tjZg/)

130 Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:20 PM (mZUr4)

Sounds like you had a fine day, and you have the ONT to look forward to as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 09:26 PM (hOUT3)

131 CAT, lol.

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2022 09:27 PM (D6tye)

132
Think on this:

Alexander Baldwin's movie set was more deadly and bloody than the 3-week long Freedom Convoy protest in Canada that resulted in a historic use of dictatorial totalitarian "emergency powers" and police action.

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at February 25, 2022 09:28 PM (aXOt3)

133 If they look like Amy Pond, sure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Ask, and ye shall receive:

https://tinyurl.com/Aye-a-Bonney-Lass

Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2022 09:28 PM (eHo56)

134 Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:20 PM (mZUr4)

*virtual bro-hug*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 25, 2022 09:28 PM (x8Wzq)

135 Kiev, and it looked quiet.
-------------------
Quiet. Too quiet.

I don't like it.

[dogs barking in distance]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 25, 2022 09:28 PM (UHVv4)

136 Cat Ass Trophy @ 124- In the big chickenhouse they all look the same.

Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 09:28 PM (0OP+5)

137 Some moron a few threads back recommended the movie Moon with Sam Rockwell. I just finished it. Blew me away if you haven't seen it, watch it. It's from 2009. He carries the entire movie since he's pretty much the only actor in it and he's fantastic. He never disappoints.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 25, 2022 09:29 PM (nxdel)

138 Used to be a Bar outside of Ft. Gordan, called 'The Whippin Post'. Was a fairly good live music venue.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2022 09:01 PM (oHd/0)

Spent about six months at Gordon. Had a made up job in an M.P. training brigade. Had a lot of fun running ranges. Summer of 1970.

Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2022 09:29 PM (AmoqO)

139 We were watching a live cam feed a few minutes ago, from a couple points in Kiev, and it looked quiet.
But, that could be deceiving.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 25, 2022 09:24 PM (tjZg/)

It's quiet. Too quiet.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2022 09:30 PM (dscaa)

140 Tom Selleck sure is easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2022 09:30 PM (D6tye)

141 Fuckin andycanuck get your own material

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2022 09:30 PM (dscaa)

142 We were watching a live cam feed a few minutes ago, from a couple points in Kiev, and it looked quiet.
But, that could be deceiving.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 25, 2022 09:24 PM (tjZg/)
---

Hey Boze! Got a link?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2022 09:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

143 Spent about six months at Gordon. Had a made up job in an M.P. training brigade. Had a lot of fun running ranges. Summer of 1970.
Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2022 09:29 PM (AmoqO)

I was there in 81 for a few months.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2022 09:30 PM (oHd/0)

144 Some moron a few threads back recommended the movie Moon with Sam Rockwell. I just finished it. Blew me away if you haven't seen it, watch it. It's from 2009. He carries the entire movie since he's pretty much the only actor in it and he's fantastic. He never disappoints.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 25, 2022 09:29 PM (nxdel)

An outstanding film. Sam Rockwell is woefully underappreciated. I truly believe he is my favorite actor.

Tom Hardy being a really close second.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 25, 2022 09:31 PM (x8Wzq)

145 I thought it was his aunt and uncle the judge in Bel Air.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2022 09:23 PM (qnVBz)

I think there was a lot of child swapping back in days of yore (Depression to post WWII era). My grandparents effectively adopted a boy from a totally unrelated family that was in really bad straits, and raised him as their own.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 09:32 PM (hOUT3)

146 Neil Diamond wrote that song, and I watched a concert on TV where he played his version, then the Monkees version. Mr. Diamond is friggin' awesome.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son

Mrs. Wrecks has been on a Neil Diamond binge lately. I bought her and her aunt (who is more like her sister) tickets to a Diamond concert 30 years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 25, 2022 09:32 PM (FVME7)

147 I was most de-motivated by Fort Gordon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2022 09:32 PM (ybIRR)

148 >>> Kiev, and it looked quiet.
-------------------
Quiet. Too quiet.

I don't like it.

[dogs barking in distance]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 25, 2022 09:28 PM (UHVv4)

a sound nearby, something falls, you see a cat run

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2022 09:32 PM (6kpT2)

149 Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 25, 2022 09:24 PM (tjZg/)

US Intel thinks the Russians have only committed 1/3 of the troops in area to the attack.

Which I find odd unless they are expecting a response from the West.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2022 09:33 PM (oHd/0)

150 Moon with Sam Rockwell. I just finished it. Blew me away if you haven't seen it, watch it. It's from 2009.

-
I'm convinced that the voice over at the very end is supposed to be Limbaugh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 25, 2022 09:33 PM (FVME7)

151 Doof!

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2022 09:33 PM (0IeYL)

152 Suddenly, on the horizon, a tank appears.

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2022 09:33 PM (vrz2I)

153 It's quiet. Too quiet.
Posted by: ... at February 25, 2022 09:30 PM (dscaa)

The drums have stopped!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2022 09:34 PM (yQpMk)

154 148 >>> Kiev, and it looked quiet.
-------------------
Quiet. Too quiet.
I don't like it.
[dogs barking in distance]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 25, 2022 09:28 PM (UHVv4)
a sound nearby, something falls, you see a cat run
Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2022 09:32 PM (6kpT2)

Somewhere a shot rang out...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 09:34 PM (hOUT3)

155 148 >>> Kiev, and it looked quiet.
-------------------
Quiet. Too quiet.

I don't like it.

[dogs barking in distance]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 25, 2022 09:28 PM (UHVv4)
a sound nearby, something falls, you see a cat run
Posted by: banana Dream

the chickens cluck nervously

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2022 09:34 PM (5m+OQ)

156 Mom and baby sister saw Neil Diamond live some years ago. They friggin' loved it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 25, 2022 09:34 PM (x8Wzq)

157 Pug I agree. He's been top notch in everything I've seen him in. Haven't seen too many Tom Hardy movies.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 25, 2022 09:34 PM (nxdel)

158 148 >>> Kiev, and it looked quiet.
-------------------
Quiet. Too quiet.

I don't like it.

[dogs barking in distance]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 25, 2022 09:28 PM (UHVv4)

a sound nearby, something falls, you see a cat run
Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2022 09:32 PM (6kpT2)
-----
Have the drums stopped yet? Because the bad ju ju goes down when the drums stop.

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2022 09:35 PM (0IeYL)

159 >>>Diamond concert 30 years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
-------------

Walmart sells earplugs by the box.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2022 09:35 PM (OQF5r)

160 Fuckin andycanuck get your own material!

Posted by: amy schumer at February 25, 2022 09:35 PM (UHVv4)

161 [dogs barking in distance]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 25, 2022 09:28 PM (UHVv4)
a sound nearby, something falls, you see a cat run
Posted by: banana Dream

the chickens cluck nervously
Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2022 09:34 PM (5m+OQ)

Uncle Buck pulls up, shuts off the motor *lengthy dieseling, smoke*

BAM!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 25, 2022 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)

162 Limbaugh-esque voice over from Moon.

Talk Show Host: You know what, he's one of two things. He's a whacko or an illegal immigrant. Either way, they need to lock him up. Line two!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 25, 2022 09:36 PM (FVME7)

163 152 Suddenly, on the horizon, a tank appears.

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2022 09:33 PM (vrz2I)
'..the hatch opened and out crawled a near-naked woman...'

Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 09:36 PM (0OP+5)

164 @133

>>Ask, and ye shall receive: https://tinyurl.com/Aye-a-Bonney-Lass

You are a very good man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2022 09:37 PM (1gtSk)

165 Have the drums stopped yet? Because the bad ju ju goes down when the drums stop.
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2022 09:35 PM (0IeYL)

Bass solo. On it.

Posted by: Chris Squire at February 25, 2022 09:37 PM (x8Wzq)

166 I think there was a lot of child swapping back in days of yore (Depression to post WWII era).

You missed the joke. But yes. My FIL was raised by his grandparents until his parents were financially stable enough. My wife is doing genealogy and saw a 3rd great grandfather and grandmother had several young ladies living with them in one census. Then a news clipping... the house was raided as a "house of ill repute" grandfather and the madam (not grandmother) went to jail.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2022 09:37 PM (qnVBz)

167 160 Fuckin andycanuck get your own material!
Posted by: amy schumer at February 25, 2022 09:35 PM (UHVv4)

And so many seemingly sane people ask why I come here...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

168 I had a good friend who had one of the more "interesting" break up stories. He had been a marine in Okinawa in the 70's, and he was a pretty rough and tumble guy. He came back to the states, and managed a bar, and was living with a stripper. (he said she was a lot of fun) Well, one night she was home and he came home real late, at about 3, drunk and stumbling. He admits he made a racket coming in that would have scared anybody, and he didn't fault her for pulling a gun on him. He said the real problem was when the lights came on and she saw who it was, she kept the gun on him and he could see the calculating going on in her head for WAY too long a time. Luckily for him she decided she couldn't get away with it - but she was out the door the next day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2022 09:37 PM (evAgx)

169 Here's one live cam of Kiev, or Kyiv, or whatever.

https://tinyurl.com/mjjadcex

And here's another

https://www.geocam.ru/en/online/kiev-ra/

And looking around, a bunch of them are now offline.

Something may be happening right now.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 25, 2022 09:38 PM (tjZg/)

170 '..the hatch opened and out crawled a near-naked woman...'

She'll fuck you for a chocolate bar.

Posted by: Gordo Garcia at February 25, 2022 09:38 PM (yQpMk)

171 Have the drums stopped yet? Because the bad ju ju goes down when the drums stop.

Then it gets reeeeeal quiet and the banjo kicks in.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2022 09:38 PM (qnVBz)

172 Have a great night, everyone.

Don't forget, brave people are dead, nations laid asunder, and Russian pawns dead, because the Junta stole the election, and neither the GOPe nor anyone else defended us.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2022 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

173 I hate those, "I saved this dog with nothing but two toes left and brought it back to--" stories

No, there was an animal brought in for treatment and rehabilitation. Someone may have worked wonders, you found shit and probably did nothing.

Posted by: mea culpa at February 25, 2022 09:38 PM (HTglb)

174 163 to my shock, it was Psaki scrambling to escape her tormenter.

Posted by: Dogbert at February 25, 2022 09:39 PM (Z9HSN)

175 Some moron a few threads back recommended the movie Moon with Sam Rockwell. I just finished it. Blew me away if you haven't seen it, watch it. It's from 2009. He carries the entire movie since he's pretty much the only actor in it and he's fantastic. He never disappoints.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

That's a fantastic movie. Another one he was in with Anna Kendrick is called "Mr. Right", which is surprisingly good. He plays a hitman Ms. Kendrick falls for. Very funny:

https://youtu.be/2TatqilQ8rI

Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2022 09:39 PM (eHo56)

176 Something may be happening right now.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

What it is ain't exactly clear

Bing beow

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2022 09:39 PM (qnVBz)

177 168 I had a good friend who had one of the more "interesting" break up stories. He had been a marine in Okinawa in the 70's, and he was a pretty rough and tumble guy. He came back to the states, and managed a bar, and was living with a stripper. (he said she was a lot of fun) Well, one night she was home and he came home real late, at about 3, drunk and stumbling. He admits he made a racket coming in that would have scared anybody, and he didn't fault her for pulling a gun on him. He said the real problem was when the lights came on and she saw who it was, she kept the gun on him and he could see the calculating going on in her head for WAY too long a time. Luckily for him she decided she couldn't get away with it - but she was out the door the next day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2022 09:37 PM (evAgx)
That has the makings of a good movie.

Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 09:40 PM (0OP+5)

178 44 32 'Sometime I feel like I'm tied on the whipping post..sometime I feel like I'm dying.'
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 08:54 PM (0OP+5)

That's such an awesome tune.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2022 08:58 PM (U2p+3)

Yes it is. I always assumed it was an old blues song, however Gregg Allman wrote it, when he was 21 years old.

Posted by: a.moron at February 25, 2022 09:40 PM (F6Xpw)

179 to my shock, it was Psaki scrambling to escape her tormenter.

She'll definitely fuck you for a chocolate bar.

Posted by: Gordo Garcia at February 25, 2022 09:40 PM (yQpMk)

180 There's a live feed of Kiev. It's about 4:40 a.m. over there, starting to hear shooting and explosions...

Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 09:40 PM (ynpvh)

181 147 I was most de-motivated by Fort Gordon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2022 09:32 PM (ybIRR)

I stayed, for the most part, in the BOQ (bachelors officers quarters) which was actually part of a rehabilitation wing of the hospital that was the Army's amputee center. Lots of guys missing one or multiple limbs. They were almost all upbeat.

Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2022 09:40 PM (AmoqO)

182 Doof!
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2022 09:33 PM (0IeYL)

Yo, Weasel!

Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:41 PM (mZUr4)

183 The drums have stopped!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2022 09:34 PM (yQpMk)

DOOM...

Fly you fools!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 25, 2022 09:41 PM (BgMrQ)

184 Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:20 PM (mZUr4)

Sounds like you had a fine day, and you have the ONT to look forward to as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 09:26 PM (hOUT3)

*tests F5 button for pending battle*

Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:42 PM (mZUr4)

185 Is that the British mothball fleet of phone booths?

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2022 09:42 PM (1vynn)

186 172 Have a great night, everyone.

Don't forget, brave people are dead, nations laid asunder, and Russian pawns dead, because the Junta stole the election, and neither the GOPe nor anyone else defended us.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2022 09:38 PM (u82oZ)
Innocent people will die to cover up evil deed by evil people.

Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 09:42 PM (0OP+5)

187 Put a fucking dog with two toes flag in your user name and a dog with two toes flag overlay on your avatar, you fucking fraud. And remember to hashtag thank you for your service the actual people who actually reattached the rest of the dog to its two toes, or taught the two-toed dog to walk again.

Posted by: mea culpa at February 25, 2022 09:42 PM (HTglb)

188 Haven't seen too many Tom Hardy movies.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 25, 2022 09:34 PM (nxdel)

Hardy is another I would consider versatile. His first two roles were in Band of Brothers and Black Hawk Down (same year, or close). he was Bane in one of them Batman movies. But he was in Rock'n'Rolla, and Lawless (I like this one). He's English, but when I saw him in Band of Brothers I had no clue he was.

Oh. also, Bronson. that's a weird one. A semi-true story about one of the most notorious inmates in British history.

Posted by: Chris Squire at February 25, 2022 09:42 PM (x8Wzq)

189 Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:20 PM (mZUr4)

*virtual bro-hug*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 25, 2022 09:28 PM (x8Wzq)

*virtual head nod*

Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:43 PM (mZUr4)

190 >>> Suddenly, on the horizon, a tank appears.
Posted by: fd at February 25, 2022 09:33 PM (vrz2I)

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2022 09:33 PM (vrz2I)
'..the hatch opened and out crawled a near-naked woman...'
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 09:36 PM (0OP+5)

She reaches down for a radio com, presses a button, "these men, you speak of that live here ... Would you describe them as hearty, they have good, what is your word,... endurance"

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2022 09:43 PM (6kpT2)

191
That's a fantastic movie. Another one he was in with Anna Kendrick is called "Mr. Right", which is surprisingly good. He plays a hitman Ms. Kendrick falls for. "

I hate to plug anything with Ellen Degenerate in it, but "Mr. Wrong" made me laugh way too much. I know it's regarded as a bomb, but it was my kind of wacky comedy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2022 09:43 PM (evAgx)

192 Yes it is. I always assumed it was an old blues song, however Gregg Allman wrote it, when he was 21 years old.

Posted by: a.moron at February 25, 2022 09:40 PM (F6Xpw)

I watched the documentary " Muscle Shoals" on you tube. Had a really good segment on the Allmans.

Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2022 09:43 PM (AmoqO)

193 189 Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:20 PM (mZUr4)

*virtual bro-hug*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 25, 2022 09:28 PM (x8Wzq)

*virtual head nod*
Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:43 PM (mZUr4)

Get a room.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 25, 2022 09:43 PM (II3Gr)

194 Oh, and Hardy was also the bad guy in Star Trek Nemesis. Do not hold that against him.

Posted by: Chris Squire at February 25, 2022 09:43 PM (x8Wzq)

195 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2022 09:37 PM (evAgx)
That has the makings of a good movie.
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2022 09:40 PM (0OP+5)'

YEs ! I can see it now ! Start form the end - detectives hovering over man's dead body, woman sobbing nearby..."Is this your gun , miss ?"

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 25, 2022 09:43 PM (V13WU)

196 Sharkman I will check that one out as well.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 25, 2022 09:43 PM (nxdel)

197 Phases and echelons and options as to what you want to be able to do explains Russian force entry into action so far, most likely. Plenty of back-up. Maybe some intimidation factor for the west but really just prudent allocation of resources.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2022 09:44 PM (OTzUX)

198 Sheds Yes Bassman sock.

Posted by: Pug Mahon remembers Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2022 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)

199 > Something may be happening right now.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

A minute passed (Monty Python)

https://tinyurl.com/36x9zzbc

Posted by: DB at February 25, 2022 09:44 PM (geLO8)

200 You are a very good man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

I do what I can.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2022 09:44 PM (eHo56)

201 If you haven't read Clarence Thomas's autobiography you need to do it as soon as you can. For me it summarizes everything that makes America exceptional.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 25, 2022 09:44 PM (7eotl)

202 I think there was a lot of child swapping back in days of yore (Depression to post WWII era). My grandparents effectively adopted a boy from a totally unrelated family that was in really bad straits, and raised him as their own.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 09:32 PM (hOUT3)

Yep. And lots of cousins raised as sisters and brothers, too. No one seemed too sentimental about it- people just did what needed to be done.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2022 09:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

203
Good revenge flick from 2008: The Horseman

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at February 25, 2022 09:45 PM (aXOt3)

204 My dog he got three legs, but he can't run.

Posted by: Paul McCarteny at February 25, 2022 09:45 PM (5m+OQ)

205 I know it's regarded as a bomb, but it was my kind of wacky comedy.

Watched that one years ago and yeah it was actually pretty funny.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 25, 2022 09:46 PM (nxdel)

206 - but she was out the door the next day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2022 09:37 PM (evAgx)
-----------------

Deep South, 19th century, man beats town bully to death leaving a widow woman with two young children.

The judge gave the man an option, go to jail or marry the woman.

He married the woman and had three children with her. The raised all five children and stayed together for life.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2022 09:46 PM (OQF5r)

207 I am watching the Firefly episode with a young Christina Hendricks, who plays a bad, bad girl...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 25, 2022 09:46 PM (ufFY8)

208 A lot of people don't like Tom Hardy in The Revenant, but I thought he got pretty close to stealing that movie from DiCaprio.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2022 09:46 PM (eHo56)

209 She'll fuck you for a chocolate bar.
-----
That one kept me up until daylight a few nights ago. Gotta stop doing that.

Posted by: dartist at February 25, 2022 09:47 PM (+ya+t)

210 That was a great joke.
As good as putting a mousetrap unto a wedge of pie.

So I'm told...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2022 09:47 PM (axyOa)

211 Get a room.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 25, 2022 09:43 PM (II3Gr)

Don't be a jealous H8R - haha!!

Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:47 PM (mZUr4)

212 If you haven't read Clarence Thomas's autobiography you need to do it as soon as you can.

Read it a few years ago. So inspiring. Made me hate the people who tried to smear him even more.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 25, 2022 09:47 PM (nxdel)

213 >>>Yep. And lots of cousins raised as sisters and brothers, too. No one seemed too sentimental about it- people just did what needed to be done.
Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2022 09:45 PM (Ed8Zd)
-----------

Amazing what people can do, you know, without government supervision.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2022 09:48 PM (OQF5r)

214 207 I am watching the Firefly episode with a young Christina Hendricks, who plays a bad, bad girl...
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 25, 2022 09:46 PM (ufFY

Mmmm...Saffron...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 25, 2022 09:48 PM (II3Gr)

215 There's a live feed of Kiev. It's about 4:40 a.m. over there, starting to hear shooting and explosions...
Posted by: jim (in kalifornia)

Or it's just those stupid Trabants and their two-cycle engines.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 25, 2022 09:48 PM (tjZg/)

216 mea culpa at February 25, 2022 09:42

Did i miss something?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2022 09:49 PM (qnVBz)

217 Pelosi: Important to understand the 'brilliance' of Biden's response to Russian invasion

Posted by: DB at February 25, 2022 09:49 PM (geLO8)

218 215 There's a live feed of Kiev. It's about 4:40 a.m. over there, starting to hear shooting and explosions...
Posted by: jim (in kalifornia)

Or it's just those stupid Trabants and their two-cycle engines.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 25, 2022 09:48 PM (tjZg/)

Was automatic fire, a few booms (in the distance) then stopped after about a minute.

Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 09:50 PM (ynpvh)

219 I've been watching Farscape on Comet channel. Another great space show that they stopped way too soon .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 25, 2022 09:51 PM (7eotl)

220 A lot of people don't like Tom Hardy in The Revenant, but I thought he got pretty close to stealing that movie from DiCaprio.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2022 09:46 PM (eHo56)

My biggest problem with The Revenant was that the actual events took place in western South Dakota, which looks nothing like where they filmed the movie, which looked to be the Pacific Northwest - (I am a yuge geography geek). And there was not an epic fight at the end. Bad guy bought Hugh Glass a new rifle.

Posted by: Pug Mahon remembers Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2022 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)

221 That last "Same Trick" video is really good.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2022 09:52 PM (ELgVT)

222 219 I've been watching Farscape on Comet channel. Another great space show that they stopped way too soon .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 25, 2022 09:51 PM (7eotl)

Mmmmm, Claudia Black

Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2022 09:52 PM (AmoqO)

223 About 2,800 Russian soldiers have been killed in the first 36 hours of Russia's invasion, Ukraine's Ministry of Defense claimed Friday
_Epoch Times

Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2022 09:52 PM (OQF5r)

224
Don't be a jealous H8R - haha!!
Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2022 09:47 PM (mZUr4)

Hatin's my occupation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 25, 2022 09:52 PM (II3Gr)

225 Read it a few years ago. So inspiring. Made me hate the people who tried to smear him even more.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 25, 2022 09:47 PM (nxdel)

Like Joe Fucking Biden? *spit*

Posted by: Pug Mahon remembers Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2022 09:52 PM (x8Wzq)

226 This is a great joke.

Is it worth never having sex again? Uhhhh... no. Not really.

But a great joke.

++++

You shouldn't eavesdrop on your parents.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 25, 2022 09:53 PM (hVqGz)

227
Looks like India doesn't want anything to do with sanctions against Russia (for their own survival). They are looking at setting up an independent payment system with Russia. They get a lot of their farming materials from Russia, including fertilizer.

They are not going to commit suicide to put sanctions on Putin.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 25, 2022 09:53 PM (Mzdiz)

228 Farscape is good.

Aeryn Soon...yum.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 25, 2022 09:53 PM (ufFY8)

229 Never let a crisis that you and your buddies can profit from go to waste!

From a BBC report this afternoon:

The Biden administration asked Congress on Friday to approve $6.4bn (�4.8bn) in aid for Ukraine.

According to US officials, the request includes $2.9bn in humanitarian, economic and security assistance for Ukraine and its neighbours.

The money would be released on an emergency basis through the US Department of State and the US Agency for International Development (USAID), a federal agency.

The funding request also calls for $3.5bn to help the US Department of Defense respond to the crisis.

Bloomberg reports the aid could be rolled into a large government spending package that is currently being considered by Congress.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2022 09:53 PM (AMIL/)

230 She'll definitely fuck you for a chocolate bar.
Posted by: Gordo Garcia

You think Hitler would let us fuck him for a chocolate bar?

Posted by: Wardaddy at February 25, 2022 09:53 PM (tjZg/)

231
Note India setting up an independent international payments system independent of the dollar and the Western banking system is NOT A GOOD THING for us.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (Mzdiz)

232 There's a live feed of Kiev. It's about 4:40 a.m. over there, starting to hear shooting and explosions...

Has France surrendered yet?

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (vOGqy)

233 I am watching the Firefly episode with a young Christina Hendricks, who plays a bad, bad girl...
--------------
Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.

Mmm.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (UHVv4)

234 223 About 2,800 Russian soldiers have been killed in the first 36 hours of Russia's invasion, Ukraine's Ministry of Defense claimed Friday
_Epoch Times
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2022 09:52 PM (OQF5r)

I believe nothing anymore.

Show me the bodies!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (BgMrQ)

235 222 219 I've been watching Farscape on Comet channel. Another great space show that they stopped way too soon .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 25, 2022 09:51 PM (7eotl)

Mmmmm, Claudia Black

Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2022 09:52 PM (AmoqO)

She did a few shows. Stargate SG1, for instance.

Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (ynpvh)

236 She'll fuck you for a chocolate bar.

Posted by: Gordo Garcia

"Do you think Hitler would fuck me for a chocolate bar?"

Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (eHo56)

237 Hatin's my occupation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Captain Hate outranks you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (tjZg/)

238
About 2,800 Russian soldiers have been killed in the first 36 hours of Russia's invasion, Ukraine's Ministry of Defense claimed Friday
_Epoch Times
Posted by: Braenyard

Okay.

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at February 25, 2022 09:55 PM (aXOt3)

239 Like Joe Fucking Biden? *spit*
Posted by: Pug Mahon remembers Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2022 09:52 PM (x8Wzq)

Clarence let him have it in the autobiography.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 25, 2022 09:55 PM (7eotl)

240 27 I'll paint ANY Tardis for $19.99!

So it's $20 same as in town?

Posted by: Ciampino at February 25, 2022 09:55 PM (qfLjt)

241 That was a great joke.
As good as putting a mousetrap unto a wedge of pie.

So I'm told...
Posted by: Diogenes

This is science.

https://bit.ly/3svQh9n

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 25, 2022 09:55 PM (FVME7)

242 [Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2022 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

NaCly, you forgot one of the key rules of governance:

"The proper place for peasants is under a hobnailed boot!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 25, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

243
Look at the mixed messages from Ukraine.

Ukraine: Help us, everyone!

Also Ukraine: We are Stronk! We are killing the Russians by the hundreds!

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at February 25, 2022 09:56 PM (aXOt3)

244 Clarence let him have it in the autobiography.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 25, 2022 09:55 PM (7eotl)

I need to add that to my read-list. I admire the hell out that man. No homo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon remembers Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2022 09:56 PM (x8Wzq)

245 2800? Tis but a statistic. I don't know if we can believe any numbers coming out of there.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2022 09:56 PM (qnVBz)

246 They are not going to commit suicide to put sanctions on Putin.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)
----------------

Israel too.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2022 09:56 PM (OQF5r)

247 It's possible that some non-idiot raised the question of whether kicking Russia out of SWIFT might be a bad longer run idea, as it would illustrate why countries might want to diversify their financial mechanisms (as India reportedly is doing) to steer clear of situations the US deems emergencies.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2022 09:56 PM (OTzUX)

248 Captain Hate outranks you.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (tjZg/)

Yes. Doesn't change anything...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 25, 2022 09:56 PM (II3Gr)

249 Never let a crisis that you and your buddies can profit from go to waste!

From a BBC report this afternoon:

The Biden administration asked Congress on Friday to approve $6.4bn (8bn) in aid for Ukraine.

And 10 percent to the Big Guy? F them.
We dont have billions to spare.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2022 09:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

250 232 There's a live feed of Kiev. It's about 4:40 a.m. over there, starting to hear shooting and explosions...

Has France surrendered yet?

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (vOGqy)

A long time ago...

Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 09:57 PM (ynpvh)

251 2.8K seems very high, but we'll see I guess. Just doesn't track with the scale and nature of the action so far.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2022 09:57 PM (OTzUX)

252 237 Hatin's my occupation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Captain Hate outranks you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (tjZg/)

Makes me wonder if a modern version of Alice in Wonderland would have the Mad Hater.

Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 09:58 PM (ynpvh)

253 bout 2,800 Russian soldiers have been killed in the first 36 hours of Russia's invasion, Ukraine's Ministry of Defense claimed Friday
_Epoch Times
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2022 09:52 PM (OQF5r)

I believe nothing anymore.

Show me the bodies!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (BgMrQ)

We lost the photo !

--Ukrainian Ministry of Defense

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 25, 2022 09:58 PM (V13WU)

254 Have the Russians considered what this is going to do to their covid numbers? Are their troops vaxxed? Have they even had their annual trans sensitivity training?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2022 09:58 PM (qnVBz)

255 About 2,800 Russian soldiers have been killed in the first 36 hours of Russia's invasion, Ukraine's Ministry of Defense claimed Friday
_Epoch Times
Posted by: Braenyard

Okay.
Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at February 25, 2022 09:55 PM (aXOt3)

Is that the same folks who put out the video of Russians being shot down, that actually came from a video game?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2022 09:58 PM (oHd/0)

256 Makes me wonder if a modern version of Alice in Wonderland would have the Mad Hater.
Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 09:58 PM (ynpvh)

The Mad Hater. I like that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 25, 2022 09:58 PM (II3Gr)

257 >>> 231
Note India setting up an independent international payments system independent of the dollar and the Western banking system is NOT A GOOD THING for us.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (Mzdiz)

Not to be snarky - why not? Also, would it be good for *them* to have a system which cannot be shut down by our woketards?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2022 09:59 PM (llON8)

258 She did a few shows. Stargate SG1, for instance.

Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (ynpvh)

Saw some of those. They reduced here to walking cleavage. She was bad assed in Farscape. Something about black haired bad girls......blonds too!

Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2022 09:59 PM (AmoqO)

259 252 237 Hatin's my occupation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Captain Hate outranks you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (tjZg/)

Makes me wonder if a modern version of Alice in Wonderland would have the Mad Hater.
Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 09:58 PM (ynpvh)

But Major Hate outranks Captain Hate.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2022 09:59 PM (oHd/0)

260 (as India reportedly is doing) to steer clear of situations the US deems emergencies.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2022 09:56 PM (OTzUX)
-------------------

Numb Nuts in Canada shutting down the banks probably pushed them over the top.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2022 09:59 PM (OQF5r)

261
As was noted earlier, be skeptical of these casuality reports. Both sides will be bragging about how many they've killed.

I'm pulling for the Ukes and want them to bloody up Putin pretty good before they go down, but don't pay any attention to these numbers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 25, 2022 10:00 PM (Mzdiz)

262 >>> Dr Who's is blue, those are red. Must belong to The Master.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 25, 2022 08:49 PM (SchxB)

I'll paint ANY Tardis for $19.99!
Posted by: Gallifreyan Earl Scheib at February 25, 2022 08:52 PM (PiwSw)

Ok it's a deal. And we just need the inside painted. Two coats please.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2022 10:00 PM (6kpT2)

263 Is that the same folks who put out the video of Russians being shot down, that actually came from a video game?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2022 09:58 PM (oHd/0)

Yes ! the very same ones !

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 25, 2022 10:00 PM (V13WU)

264 I don't understand SWIFT or why countries would set themselves up for the international blackmail that being on the system entails.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2022 10:00 PM (qnVBz)

265 253 bout 2,800 Russian soldiers have been killed in the first 36 hours of Russia's invasion, Ukraine's Ministry of Defense claimed Friday
_Epoch Times
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2022 09:52 PM (OQF5r)

I believe nothing anymore.
Show me the bodies!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (BgMrQ)

We lost the photo !
--Ukrainian Ministry of Defense
Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 25, 2022 09:58 PM (V13WU)

on the bottom of the ocean with Osama

Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 10:00 PM (ynpvh)

266 Look at the mixed messages from Ukraine.
Ukraine: Help us, everyone!
Also Ukraine: We are Stronk! We are killing the Russians by the hundreds!

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine

Both could be true.
Ukraine is out gunned and outmanned by Russia. Eventually, they will wear them down. But the longer this goes on, it gets harder for Putin to take any kind of high ground, and the rest of the world will act weird toward him. And it might actually make Russia end up looking weaker than they thought they were. They can't keep up the momentum of their offensive, as equipment starts to break down.
And surprisingly, this might spur Western Europe to re-arm. Like Germany. Isn't that the shit?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at February 25, 2022 10:00 PM (tjZg/)

267 Stealing it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at February 25, 2022 10:01 PM (eA1RV)

268 Also Ukraine: We are Stronk! We are killing the Russians by the hundreds!

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at February 25, 2022 09:56 PM (aXOt3)

pics or ....

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2022 10:01 PM (us2H3)

269 Both sides will be bragging about how many they've killed.

Russia is going to downplay any Uke civvy deaths.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2022 10:01 PM (qnVBz)

270

Is time for ONT, NOOD!

Posted by: Zettai at February 25, 2022 10:02 PM (6TS7t)

271 259 252 237 Hatin's my occupation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.
Captain Hate outranks you.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (tjZg/)

Makes me wonder if a modern version of Alice in Wonderland would have the Mad Hater.
Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 09:58 PM (ynpvh)

But Major Hate outranks Captain Hate.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2022 09:59 PM (oHd/0)

Eh, General Hate

Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 10:02 PM (ynpvh)

272 Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at February 25, 2022 10:00 PM (tjZg/)

According to US Intel, Putin has only committed about 1/3 of the troops he has in area.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2022 10:02 PM (oHd/0)

273 >> Not to be snarky - why not? Also, would it be good for *them* to have a system which cannot be shut down by our woketards?

Because the dollar being the international reserve currency is the only thing that has allowed us to get away with our fiscal and monetary lunacy for some long. Dollar loses reserve status, it dies. We're headed toward economic collapse anyway. This would just accelerate it.

That's Chicom's plan all along. Putin and the rest of the world will go with the strong horse.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 25, 2022 10:02 PM (Mzdiz)

274 Z reportedly declined US evacuation offer. Hmmm. Aside from wondering how that would have been done, wondering evacuation to *where*. Lvov, presumably. Pretty reckless offer, possibly. Like the announced additional air defense systems from NATO, today. ??? What is the thinking here?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2022 10:02 PM (OTzUX)

275 249 Never let a crisis that you and your buddies can profit from go to waste!
From a BBC report this afternoon:
The Biden administration asked Congress on Friday to approve $6.4bn (8bn) in aid for Ukraine.

And 10 percent to the Big Guy? F them.
We dont have billions to spare.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2022 09:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

Guess what Biden will do when Putin installs a puppet regime in Ukraine, and the new President asks for massive amounts of money to rebuild and to ease the post-war sufferings of the poor Ukranian people. Why doesn't Biden simply have Treasury send Putin $100 B and ask him to call off the dogs? Putin will get that money from us one way or another anyway.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2022 10:02 PM (AMIL/)

276 I think Ukrainian Ministry of Defense is staffed with weirdos. Or as Putin would say, "gang of drug addicts and neo-Nazis."

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 25, 2022 10:03 PM (V13WU)

277 He was sweating in spite of the freezing temperature. The silence in the operations center was broken only by the ticks of the timer as it counted down.
Ten seconds...Eight seconds...
He keyed the microphone...
Five seconds...
"All guns...three seconds...Fire!!!"

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2022 10:03 PM (axyOa)

278 Makes me wonder if a modern version of Alice in Wonderland would have the Mad Hater.
Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 09:58 PM (ynpvh)

Cliff Clavin trivia

Mad Hatter disease result of Mercury poisoning which was common in haberdashers in England who were exposed to mercury vapors from its use in stabilizing the wool for hat making..

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 25, 2022 10:04 PM (7eotl)

279 235 222 219 I've been watching Farscape on Comet channel. Another great space show that they stopped way too soon .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 25, 2022 09:51 PM (7eotl)

Mmmmm, Claudia Black

Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2022 09:52 PM (AmoqO)

She did a few shows. Stargate SG1, for instance.
Posted by: jim (in kalifornia) at February 25, 2022 09:54 PM (ynpvh)
----------------------------------
Seems there were a lot of sci-fi actors and actresses who made the rounds on the various franchises.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 25, 2022 10:04 PM (CAJOC)

280 this is the culmination of all the Hollywwod movies where the insurgents kill an overwhelming number of attackers

looks like the Ukes are gonna get their share of tunnels to towers commercials

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2022 10:07 PM (us2H3)

281 Saw some of those. They reduced here to walking cleavage. She was bad assed in Farscape. Something about black haired bad girls......blonds too!
Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2022 09:59 PM (AmoqO)
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Her character started out OK but, as you said. And she was totally written down when the had her take the boob job.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2022 10:09 PM (OQF5r)

282 Ahoy!

The ONT is thar!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at February 25, 2022 10:10 PM (tjZg/)

283 Her natural boobs were a perfect fit for her tight persona.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2022 10:10 PM (OQF5r)

284 109 >Been roaming around the webs for old timey music. Tonight: Nazareth. Underappreciated band. Great album cover art.

The Monkees "Im A Believer"

dont judge me
----
My wife asked me to stop singing
"I'm A Believer" by The Monkees
because she found it annoying.
At first I thought she was kidding.

But then I saw her face ...

Posted by: Ciampino at February 25, 2022 10:19 PM (qfLjt)

285 The ONT comments seem to be hung up if somebody could let a cob know.

Posted by: Dan Ratheranalreceptive at February 25, 2022 10:20 PM (7DYli)

286
Browndog got his mom's O.K. to stay up late tonight?

Posted by: Auspex at February 25, 2022 10:30 PM (Xo3T0)

287 153 It's quiet. Too quiet.
Posted by: ... at February 25, 2022 09:30 PM (dscaa)

The drums have stopped!

So what's the problem?
Trombones start!

Posted by: Ciampino at February 25, 2022 10:30 PM (qfLjt)

288
Yeah, I know, don't feed 'em.

Posted by: Auspex at February 25, 2022 10:32 PM (Xo3T0)

289 There is a Doctor Who where the doctor makes a TARDIS from a bunch of wrecks and his TARDIS, temporarily in the body of a big hootered chick, s.tarts it.

This reminds me of that. Great episode. No female or woke Doctors

Posted by: Justin Castreau at February 26, 2022 12:40 AM (ZW1rs)

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