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I newd it.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 23, 2022 07:30 PM (QYPq3) 2
crap... Knewd it. Now I look like a fool and didn't even roast ace.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 23, 2022 07:30 PM (QYPq3) 3
Yay cafe!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2022 07:31 PM (lCui1) 4
The cats in the sock drawer remind me of my kid
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2022 07:32 PM (lCui1) 5
the boss grew tired of our shiz down below.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 23, 2022 07:33 PM (IJES/) 6
Iceland is now lifting all Corona restrictions and mandates. All of them, including the vaccine requirements:
https://tinyurl.com/4fnzukz8 They are going full let 'er rip infection induced herd immunity, as the "vaccines aren't enough", which is a direct quote from Iceland's Health Minister. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 23, 2022 07:33 PM (Mzdiz) 7
This thread is always my favorite of the day!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 23, 2022 07:33 PM (jTmQV) 8
So... what formatting issue did Ace stick in this thread to trap the commentary who notice and point it out?
Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2022 07:33 PM (Ojki1) 9
Lovely pic up top. Though it does remind me of the Shrines of the Project of Eden's Gate cultists from Far Cry 5.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2022 07:34 PM (K5n5d) 10
Good looking posterior on the rollerblade girl
Posted by: ballistic at February 23, 2022 07:34 PM (oXNqT) 11
top pick.
lighthouse - check country church - check bait n tackle shop - check open for bidness - ummmm, not checked Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 23, 2022 07:34 PM (IJES/) 12
5 He does make sure to let us know that we disappoint him after all.
Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2022 07:34 PM (Ojki1) 13
The worst case scenario
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2022 07:35 PM (lCui1) Posted by: Tolerant Liberal Canadians at February 23, 2022 07:35 PM (QzkSJ) 15
Something called a "sugar glider" should be a tasty treat.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 23, 2022 07:35 PM (HsAzN) 16
Iceland had both the highest vax rate and the highest infection rate. They may as well just say fuck it.
Posted by: Ned Ryerson at February 23, 2022 07:35 PM (QZ/dC) 17
Why do blind people need a lighthouse?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 23, 2022 07:36 PM (WFMLs) 18
crap... Knewd it. Now I look like a fool and didn't even roast ace.
Posted by: In Reel Life is okay. on smart miiitary blog, ace roast you. - not garrett Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 23, 2022 07:36 PM (IJES/) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 23, 2022 07:36 PM (Mzdiz) 20
Top photo almost looks like part of Skiddy, Kansas, an old deserted railroad stop;
Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM (ZQR/T) 21
Are Sugar Gliders good eating?
Nothing matters but the weekend From a Tuesday point of view Like a kettle in the kitchen I feel the steam begin to brew Switchin' to glide... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM (R/m4+) 22
Iceland would be pretty cool iof it wasn't for all that ice.
But, at least they don't lie about it like Greenland. Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM (HsAzN) 23
So why all the horses? Geeze, I got 'em all day everyday.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM (6o7ND) 24
One of my cats loves to hang out in the bin where I keep my socks. I'm too lazy to roll them up or store them in a drawer. I just have an open plastic bin where I dump all the clean socks. Kaylee loves to sleep in there at night (it's dark and quiet and cozy). Normally, that's not a problem. Except when she occasionally throws up on my socks.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM (K5n5d) 25
The Nosey McNosertons tweet has been deleted.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM (U9Qbt) 26
10 Good looking posterior on the rollerblade girl
Posted by: ballistic at February 23, 2022 07:34 PM (oXNqT) And some of my old friends used to wonder why I would go roller skating down at the beach in San Diego. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2022 07:38 PM (oHd/0) 27
So why all the horses? Geeze, I got 'em all day everyday.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM (6o7ND) --- Some folks have all the luck! (I mean that sincerely!) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2022 07:38 PM (K5n5d) 28
The cats in the sock drawer remind me of my kid
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2022 07:32 PM (lCui1) ******* The cats could be my dogs. Posted by: redridinghood at February 23, 2022 07:39 PM (NpAcC) 29
20 Top photo almost looks like part of Skiddy, Kansas, an old deserted railroad stop;
Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM (ZQR/T) Isn't it a Lighthouse? Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2022 07:39 PM (oHd/0) 30
the boss grew tired of our shiz down below.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 23, 2022 07:33 PM (IJES/) His jizz Liz Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 23, 2022 07:39 PM (QYPq3) Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 23, 2022 07:39 PM (OX9vb) 32
Nice picture up top, wonder where?
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB8) 33
I could while away the hours
Snortin all the flowers, and doing the cocaine.... and my butt I'd be scratchin as plots I'd be hatchin If I only had Ukraine... Posted by: Hunter Biden.... Sorry, got willowed. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2022 07:40 PM (oHd/0) 34
Elon Musk jokes a lot on Twitter, so I don't know if this is serious, but a plain reading of this exchange says Musk is going after the SEC.
https://bit.ly/3paKKTc Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2022 07:40 PM (NahKu) 35
Perfessor, Just being the reverse Duncanthrax and the bat deal.
You are correct, I never tire of them. Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 07:41 PM (6o7ND) 36
To Callie and Marleigh my wife would say
There isn't bad cats or good cats, just cats Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2022 07:43 PM (2JoB8) 37
Good looking posterior on the rollerblade girl
Posted by: ballistic at February 23, 2022 07:34 PM (oXNqT) I like the way you think Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2022 07:43 PM (Irn0L) 38
"33 I could while away the hours
Snortin all the flowers, and doing the cocaine.... and my butt I'd be scratchin as plots I'd be hatchin If I only had Ukraine... Posted by: Hunter Biden.... Sorry, got willowed. Posted by: Romeo13 " Worth the wait. LOL Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2022 07:44 PM (gLRfa) 39
34 Well someone needs to as no current college conference seems up to the task.
Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2022 07:44 PM (Ojki1) 40
Not a big monkey OR cat fan, but put 'em together, and it's magic!
Posted by: Paco at February 23, 2022 07:44 PM (njExo) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2022 07:44 PM (/U27+) 42
So... what formatting issue did Ace stick in this thread to trap the commentary who notice and point it out? Posted by: Bete I pity the foo Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2022 07:44 PM (63Dwl) 43
Hey you maskers ......
Want to know what rhymes with Ukraine? Ha ha , My Brain you future Russia fighters. Posted by: BRANDON PASTE EATER at February 23, 2022 07:44 PM (6BTho) 44
Fun fact: The Pretenders debut album was released 42 years ago....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 23, 2022 07:45 PM (PiwSw) Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2022 07:45 PM (Irn0L) 46
17 >>1 Centered!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik and now it's fixed. Another commenter who looks foolish. Posted by: ace at February 23, 2022 06:42 PM (0G13K) Looking foolish is part of the kink, brah! Sorry I didn't respond in the last thread but I was, uh, occupied. nnngghh Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 23, 2022 07:46 PM (DTX3h) 47
Bottom video beautiful horse and young lady from back side anyway.
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2022 07:46 PM (2JoB8) 48
45 Ukraine Expands Civilian Gun Rights to Fight Russia
Oh so now they want guns? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2022 07:45 PM (Irn0L) Does that include the Russian speaking minority? If so that could be.... interesting. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2022 07:47 PM (oHd/0) 49
President Joe Bidens war on fossil fuels continues to drive surging oil prices, which are approaching $100 a barrel and will cause American consumers to pay the highest price for gasoline at the pump in at least nine years.
Gee who was VP 9 years ago? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2022 07:47 PM (Irn0L) 50
One of my fav Bergaman bronzes that I own is a cat riding a dog
it's been a thing since the 19th century Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 07:48 PM (us2H3) 51
Girl skating, horse, dog, crisp clear morning, idyllic countryside.
-------- If only every day could be like that. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2022 07:49 PM (1vynn) 52
46 Look whose taunting the boss in a desire to be his new chew toy. Gonna have to fight Garret for that right.
Floor show and pillow fight at high 5pm. Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2022 07:49 PM (Ojki1) 53
Putin leading a Trucker conoy into Ukraine
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 07:49 PM (us2H3) 54
No retreat , No surrender.....If you ain't with the Ukraine you ain't on the payroll.......
WTF? You guys didn't get paid? Hahahahahahahahah....Get your asses out there anyway. Unless y"all are those traitor biotches...... Posted by: BRANDON PASTE EATER at February 23, 2022 07:50 PM (6BTho) 55
Graham: When Putin Looks at Biden He Sees Neville Chamberlain
Actually no. Neville probably loved King and Country and had cancer Biden does not know what country he is in and is senile Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2022 07:50 PM (Irn0L) 56
President Joe Bidens war on fossil fuels continues to drive surging oil prices, which are approaching $100 a barrel and will cause American consumers to pay the highest price for gasoline at the pump in at least nine years.
Gee who was VP 9 years ago? Posted by: Nevergiveup --------- Joe hasn't had to buy his own gasoline in probably 50 years. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2022 07:51 PM (1vynn) 57
49. I give up, is the answer Putin Trump vanilla pudding?
Posted by: Jeep Bitet, resident in chef at February 23, 2022 07:51 PM (Ojki1) Posted by: Joe Biden's Shorts at February 23, 2022 07:51 PM (xxG/v) 59
I've head butted a car. NBD. SMR skull is stronk.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2022 07:51 PM (SKVme) 60
Good looking posterior on the rollerblade girl
Posted by: ballistic at February 23, 2022 07:34 PM (oXNqT) Quite. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 23, 2022 07:51 PM (II3Gr) 61
how come Black history month is the shortest month of the year ?
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 07:51 PM (us2H3) 62
Someone should ask Sundowner why Ukraine borders are sacrificed and ours are a colander?
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2022 07:51 PM (2JoB8) 63
Nice picture up top, wonder where?
Posted by: Skip -------- If in N. America, then Great Lakes, somewheres. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2022 07:52 PM (9Fwwf) 64
Syria claims: Israel conducted air strike in Damascus area
For the second time in as many days, Syria claims Israel carried out air strike in its territory. Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2022 07:52 PM (Irn0L) 65
29 20 Top photo almost looks like part of Skiddy, Kansas, an old deserted railroad stop;
Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM (ZQR/T) Isn't it a Lighthouse? Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2022 07:39 PM (oHd/0) Yeah looks like one. Thought church at first glance. Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2022 07:54 PM (ZQR/T) 66
Ukraine: Rebels ask Russia for military assistance
Ukrainian Foreign Minister demands urgent meeting of UN Security Council after rebel leaders in eastern Ukraine ask Russia for military assistance. LOL, what a coincidink? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2022 07:54 PM (Irn0L) 67
Syria claims: Israel conducted air strike in Damascus area
For the second time in as many days, Syria claims Israel carried out air strike in its territory. Thanks, had not had much good news today. Posted by: Joe Donskoi at February 23, 2022 07:54 PM (6BTho) 68
Oops. Looks like Pete Bootyjudge has been caught. In a bribery scheme.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2022 07:54 PM (IJcLC) 69
The lighthouse: https://tinyurl.com/4hntyv49
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2022 07:55 PM (9Fwwf) 70
Oops. Looks like Pete Bootyjudge has been caught. In a bribery scheme.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2022 07:54 PM (IJcLC) Link us, baby! Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 07:55 PM (+8d+O) 71
A TL/DR horse story. When I moved to Texas they had no concept of working cow horses- it was all cutting. After many years the cow horse thing caught on in Texas and a $50,000 added futurity was established. Not having a futurity horse, I had to go to CA to buy one. I bought one home and all my Texas friends said was "You had to go to CA to buy a horse that ugly?"
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 07:55 PM (6o7ND) 72
Oops. Looks like Pete Bootyjudge has been caught. In a bribery scheme.
Posted by: Duke Lowell Consenting adults. Posted by: Tolerant Liberal Muricans at February 23, 2022 07:56 PM (QzkSJ) 73
Oops. Looks like Pete Bootyjudge has been caught. In a bribery scheme.
Posted by: Duke Lowell ------ Trying to buy breast milk? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2022 07:56 PM (9Fwwf) 74
These homophobic attacks on the Secretary of Paternity Leave cannot stand!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 23, 2022 07:57 PM (PiwSw) 75
There are restraints for dogs that go on a vest for walking. My experience is those just train them to pull even harder. Regular leashes they will pull and choke their selves. That is bad too, obviously.
They make these chain collars that will pinch the back of their neck. They look like torture devices but when used correctly they hang looser than other types of collars and are much more gentle. Using those correctly and training them to heel correctly solves many of those problems. When a good trained dog sees something that drives them crazy and they want to chase they will sit down, down is base, and look at you. The worst case there is they will poke your leg with their snout. You know like drones have return to home? You train them that home is sit down. Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 07:57 PM (6kpT2) Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (us2H3) Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (8AONa) 78
Ukraine: Rebels ask Russia for military assistance
Ukrainian Foreign Minister demands urgent meeting of UN Security Council after rebel leaders in eastern Ukraine ask Russia for military assistance. LOL, what a coincidink? Posted by: Nevergiveup The US has an ambassadress to the UN. And a seat on the Security Council. Srsly, u kan look it up Posted by: Miklos, former expert at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (QzkSJ) 79
Sorry, no link. Just saw it on Watters show. Apparently he took contributions and then awarded contracts as mayor of south bend.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (IJcLC) 80
65 29 20 Top photo almost looks like part of Skiddy, Kansas, an old deserted railroad stop;
Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM (ZQR/T) Isn't it a Lighthouse? Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2022 07:39 PM (oHd/0) Put me in the mind of this at Skiddy. https://tinyurl.com/5fkmkn2n Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (ZQR/T) 81
Love is love. I just love money. Why do you hate love?? Posted by: Peter Buttzkrieg at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (SKVme) 82
Apparently my Ukrainian bride is on back order.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (BFigT) 83
Ben Had, What's the difference between a cow horse and a cutting horse? Don't both share the agility and hindquarters for stock work? Sorry to sound ignorant. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2022 07:59 PM (/U27+) Posted by: Miklos, neglected Sixth Stooge at February 23, 2022 07:59 PM (QzkSJ) 85
So why all the horses? Geeze, I got 'em all day everyday.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM * looks all around * * whispers * Just be glad Big Penguin didn't show up! Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2022 07:59 PM (a3Q+t) 86
Black history can be covered in just one short month?
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 08:00 PM (0OP+5) 87
82 Apparently my Ukrainian bride is on back order.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (BFigT) Supply chain issues again. That darned coof. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 23, 2022 08:00 PM (DTX3h) 88
>>> Oops. Looks like Pete Bootyjudge has been caught. In a bribery scheme.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2022 07:54 PM (IJcLC) But he just had a baby! Can't they just give him some damned time for his poor womb to recover? Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:00 PM (6kpT2) 89
This was too well done to be willowed...
-------- 444 >>> why are we doing this Posted by: DB at February 23, 2022 07:19 PM (geLO [Takes underwear off head, puts down bottle of booze, escorts pair of party girls out of the room who's wardrobe consists of party hats and birthday kazoos, throws underwear to one of the girls on her way out, she catches it blows a kiss then waves bye, I turn back around with serious look] This, ( gestures at pool of jello, the pair of lamas, and guy in a bear suit dancing with a floor lamp) is all just a misunderstanding you see... Posted by: banana Dream Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 23, 2022 08:00 PM (5p7BC) Posted by: Mail Order Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainsksi) at February 23, 2022 08:00 PM (QzkSJ) 91
73 Oops. Looks like Pete Bootyjudge has been caught. In a bribery scheme.
Posted by: Duke Lowell ------ looks like it's the end for Peter Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 08:01 PM (us2H3) 92
>>> Apparently my Ukrainian bride is on back order.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (BFigT) Supply chain issues again. That darned coof. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 23, 2022 08:00 PM (DTX3h) I hope she wasn't shipped along with luxury cars. Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:01 PM (6kpT2) 93
I just love money.
Posted by: Peter Buttzkrieg at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (SKVme) It might be time for me to come out and admit I might be gay for Ben Franklin. That lovely shade of green just drives me wild. Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:01 PM (CBgCC) 94
You should get a load of my backside, as I remain an aspiring model.
Posted by: Hideous Hanna at February 23, 2022 08:02 PM (g6+Ik) Posted by: Paul Anka at February 23, 2022 08:02 PM (Xrfse) 96
Just be glad Big Penguin didn't show up!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2022 07:59 PM (a3Q+t) 🐧 🐧🐧 🐧🐧🐧 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 23, 2022 08:02 PM (V13WU) 97
looks like it's the end for Peter
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 08:01 PM (us2H3) I see what you did there. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2022 08:03 PM (Irn0L) 98
Hadrian, a futurity cow horse has to be proficient in cutting, reined work and fence work, all at the age of three. A cutter only has to work out of the herd.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:03 PM (6o7ND) 99
Oops. Looks like Pete Bootyjudge has been caught. In a bribery scheme.
Posted by: Duke Lowell ------ Normally, the Feds would look into this, but... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2022 08:03 PM (9Fwwf) 100
Apparently my Ukrainian bride is on back order.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (BFigT) You need to order in larger quantities! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:03 PM (hOUT3) 101
97 Doobie doobie doo...
Posted by: Call coming from inside the house at February 23, 2022 08:03 PM (Ojki1) 102
Oops. Looks like Pete Bootyjudge has been caught. In a bribery scheme.
Posted by: Duke Lowell Like linkys. Girthy, pithy linkys. Posted by: Inquiring Miklos at February 23, 2022 08:03 PM (QzkSJ) 103
looks like it's the end for Peter
Posted by: REDACTED ===== He forgot to cut 10% off The Big Guy? Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 23, 2022 08:04 PM (8AONa) 104
looks like it's the end for Peter
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 08:01 PM (us2H3) Came up short again ? Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2022 08:04 PM (M+Lyo) 105
A TL/DR horse story
I think I need pictures or diagrams or something to understand this story. Maybe a cartoon or an animatronic cowboy that presents this information in song form. If the lyrics could rhyme hay and neigh at some point, that'd be nice. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - no horsesense at February 23, 2022 08:04 PM (KFhLj) 106
My guess the light house is on great lakes Superior maybe.
Hopefully someone might have a idea. Everyone have a great evening Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8) 107
Normally, the Feds would look into this, but...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2022 08:03 PM (9Fwwf) Butt ? Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2022 08:05 PM (M+Lyo) 108
100 But Trump crumpled paper, and we're completely taxed with that.
Posted by: Good ham and Eggers at the Hoover building at February 23, 2022 08:05 PM (Ojki1) 109
>>> Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 23, 2022 08:00 PM (5p7BC)
A good 90% of my best stuff, as it is, ends up lost in post nood trailing end of threads. Probably better for everyone. Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:05 PM (6kpT2) Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:05 PM (cLkm3) 111
Mr Biden, using the doll, show me where Putin touched you.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 23, 2022 08:05 PM (6OArk) 112
Synonym: 'Democrat Mayor' - 'Corruption'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2022 08:06 PM (9Fwwf) Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 23, 2022 08:07 PM (5p7BC) 114
Joe hasn't had to buy his own gasoline in probably 50 years.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2022 07:51 PM (1vynn) Listen Fat! I have been passing gas my whole life, just ask Dr. Jill! Here pull my finger...no...the other finger. Joe knows gas. My middle name in high school was "Gas". Joe Von Gassy. I was a big hit with all the girls. Posted by: Joe Biden, Crop Duster at February 23, 2022 08:07 PM (R/m4+) 115
Normally, the Feds would look into this, but...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2022 08:03 PM (9Fwwf) We cannot waste critical Federal resources investigating the criminal activities of Democrat appointees when there are Jan 6 insurrectionists to frame and destroy! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:07 PM (hOUT3) 116
79 Sorry, no link. Just saw it on Watters show. Apparently he took contributions and then awarded contracts as mayor of south bend.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (IJcLC) I saw that on Daily Mail today. tinyurl.com/2339vwd5 Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 23, 2022 08:07 PM (OX9vb) 117
looks like it's the end for Peter
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 08:01 PM (us2H3) I see what you did there. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup Could be just the tip Posted by: Speculative Miklos at February 23, 2022 08:07 PM (QzkSJ) 118
I have two bonded feral cats that are brothers. They walk just like that. I have a cute video of them too.
Posted by: Jaimo at February 23, 2022 08:08 PM (NXGjq) 119
Though it does remind me of the Shrines of the Project of Eden's Gate cultists from Far Cry 5.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2022 07:34 PM (K5n5d) ------- Absolutely! Great game - I have been thinking about going back and replaying parts of that. Posted by: 496 at February 23, 2022 08:08 PM (U1eOr) 120
44 Fun fact: The Pretenders debut album was released 42 years ago....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes https://youtu.be/qZlEng72bmI G'night! I'll be back around 0300, sippin' my coffee. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2022 08:09 PM (sAmhv) 121
101 Apparently my Ukrainian bride is on back order.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (BFigT) You need to order in larger quantities! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:03 PM (hOUT3) It's the containers, have to be bigger for the same number of brides. Now them chinee gals you can pack them in tight if you stand 'em up. Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 08:09 PM (0OP+5) 122
bear with asymmetrical balls, NRCHA.org. Watch the short clip of where you have to run flat out and step in front of a cow to turn it. You will understand where "cowboy up" comes from.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:09 PM (6o7ND) 123
61 how come Black history month is the shortest month of the year ?
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 07:51 PM (us2H3) Blacks and Progressives also get about a week every January to hate on whites when the MLK, Jr. National Holiday rolls around. So five weeks total per year of "Blacks Are Totes Better Than Whites, you white h8ters and slavers!" Ooops! I forgot that last year we got another week every year of hating on whites, forever, due to the Juneteenth National Holiday! So every year, the Blacks get about six weeks of being better than everyone else, while all other official victims of white oppression only get only 30 or 31 days. Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2022 08:09 PM (AMIL/) 124
I should move a table close so Shirley the cat can clean my sock drawer.
Posted by: DaveA at February 23, 2022 08:10 PM (FhXTo) 125
It's the containers, have to be bigger for the same number of brides. Now them chinee gals you can pack them in tight if you stand 'em up.
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 08:09 PM (0OP+5) Once you try thai... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:10 PM (hOUT3) 126
Missed getting into a shoot out by about 30 minutes. Was planning to get a Quarter Pounder at McDonald's by my house around 4:30 but it was shut done with a half dozen police cars and murder tape. Apparently either a robbery attempt or dispute happened inside leaving one dead and the shooter fleeing. I'd would have missed it though since I do drive thru. The other good news is Taco Bell is right next door.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 23, 2022 08:10 PM (7eotl) 127
It's just struck me, with the exception of a few years after WWII and a couple years in the 80's and 90's, we've have been lurching from one Op to the next.
Just as the Plandemic seems to be winding down, BAM, war with Russia. It's getting tiring. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2022 08:10 PM (BxACj) 128
Absolutely! Great game - I have been thinking about going back and replaying parts of that.
Posted by: 496 at February 23, 2022 08:08 PM (U1eOr) --- Just started a replay this past weekend! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2022 08:11 PM (K5n5d) 129
Synonym: 'Democrat Mayor' - 'Corruption'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2022 08:06 PM (9Fwwf) Does any city big enough for lucrative kickbacks even have a GOP mayor? Only one I can think of is Colorado Springs. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2022 08:11 PM (SKVme) 130
So Canada has allegedly released the bank accounts of truckers, the bank run must have hurt them
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 23, 2022 08:11 PM (dKiJG) 131
#123, BH: link did not work for me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:11 PM (hOUT3) 132
The US has an ambassadress to the UN. And a seat on the Security Council.
Srsly, u kan look it up Posted by: Miklos, former expert at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (QzkSJ) And the Security Council operates on the basis of the liberum veto. Srsly, u kan look it up. Posted by: HTL at February 23, 2022 08:12 PM (G6nPO) 133
Good cutting horses are amazing to watch. A friends father used to own some, high dollar
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2022 08:12 PM (M+Lyo) 134
Doobie doobie doo...
Posted by: Call coming from inside the house at February 23, 2022 08:03 PM (Ojki1) That commercial made no sense whatsoever. And yet I remember it. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 23, 2022 08:12 PM (wBpKf) 135
Did booty get the donations from Sum Yung Gai ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2022 08:13 PM (M+Lyo) 136
Missed getting into a shoot out by about 30 minutes. Was planning to get a Quarter Pounder at McDonald's by my house around 4:30 but it was shut done with a half dozen police cars and murder tape. Apparently either a robbery attempt or dispute happened inside leaving one dead and the shooter fleeing. I'd would have missed it though since I do drive thru. The other good news is Taco Bell is right next door.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 23, 2022 08:10 PM (7eotl) I think this is God's way of telling you to stop eating fast food and go on a diet. Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:13 PM (cLkm3) 137
A twatter conversation about Justin speaking in French on TV...
Liberate gulag inmate #5659468 Ziiggii @realZiiggii; 2h I hate that they do these things in French. Bacon & More @BaconMore1; 1h It is an official language. beans malloy@CuckSwarm;1h officially gay Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 23, 2022 08:13 PM (UHVv4) 138
>>> Apparently my Ukrainian bride is on back order. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (BFigT)
You need to order in larger quantities! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:03 PM (hOUT3) It's the containers, have to be bigger for the same number of brides. Now them chinee gals you can pack them in tight if you stand 'em up. Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 08:09 PM (0OP+5) In Japan they've developed the means to grow Ukrainian brides completely square and they're easily stacked. Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:13 PM (6kpT2) 139
The Pretenders debut album was released 42 years ago....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes ======= I know she's a flaming lib. But I would love the opportunity to be ashamed of the things I did with Chrissie. Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 23, 2022 08:13 PM (8AONa) 140
132 So Canada has allegedly released the bank accounts of truckers, the bank run must have hurt them
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 23, 2022 08:11 PM (dKiJG) I think I saw it was "some truckers" not all! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:13 PM (hOUT3) 141
Hrothgar, nrcha.org. You get a live demo in Oct.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:14 PM (6o7ND) 142
I hate monkeys. Met a lady who had a 'service monkey' on her shoulder in a pet store. Damn thing stunk to high heaven.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at February 23, 2022 08:14 PM (5aWFq) 143
Wow, OKC does have a GOP mayor. I'm sure he's corrupt. But it's still surprising. That's a big city. With a GOP mayor. Wonders never cease. OK truly is bloody red. You can always count on the major cities to be Dem, no matter how red the state is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2022 08:14 PM (SKVme) Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2022 08:14 PM (Msys3) 145
One of my cats loves to hang out in the bin where I keep my socks. I'm too lazy to roll them up or store them in a drawer. I just have an open plastic bin where I dump all the clean socks. Kaylee loves to sleep in there at night (it's dark and quiet and cozy). Normally, that's not a problem. Except when she occasionally throws up on my socks.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM (K5n5d) Just shift them to the dirty basket. One of mine also likes to dig into and bury herself in the clean linen coming out of the dryer. Sometimes she gives a fight to get them out for folding and sorting. Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:15 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at February 23, 2022 08:15 PM (LrYuZ) 147
...and what the hell is a Sugar Glider? Cute though.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at February 23, 2022 08:15 PM (5aWFq) 148
Did booty get the donations from Sum Yung Gai ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2022 Cream. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2022 08:15 PM (SKVme) 149
I hate monkeys. Met a lady who had a 'service monkey' on her shoulder in a pet store. Damn thing stunk to high heaven.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at February 23, 2022 08:14 PM (5aWFq) So I hear, you like humans better Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2022 08:15 PM (M+Lyo) 150
Tonypete - about to dig into taxes myself. Unfortunately I got the order mixed up. Just polished off a martini. I no longer feel as resolved that the taxes must get done!
Posted by: 496 at February 23, 2022 08:16 PM (U1eOr) 151
and what the hell is a Sugar Glider? Cute though.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at February 23, 2022 08:15 PM (5aWFq) The sugar glider (Petaurus breviceps) is a small, omnivorous, arboreal, and nocturnal gliding possum belonging to the marsupial infraclass. Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2022 08:16 PM (M+Lyo) 152
Nice pic up top Ace!
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 08:16 PM (+ya+t) 153
Hrothgar, nrcha.org. You get a live demo in Oct.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:14 PM (6o7ND) Whatevee it takes to see that, I am in! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:16 PM (hOUT3) 154
One of mine also likes to dig into and bury herself in the clean linen coming out of the dryer. Sometimes she gives a fight to get them out for folding and sorting.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:15 PM (eoQWY) --- She's just trying to "help" you put them away! One of mine is equally "helpful." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2022 08:16 PM (K5n5d) 155
Now them chinee gals you can pack them in tight if you stand 'em up.
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 08:09 PM That can end up going sideways, though. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t) 156
Hatari, they are incredible. Someday I will tell the story about sharing a barn with the son of biggest legend in cutting.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (6o7ND) 157
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Whatever Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (hOUT3) 158
Good Lord. Tucker is a human flamethrower tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (ptqGC) 159
Any link to the Pete Buttijudge story? I can't find anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (evAgx) 160
Just polished off a martini. I no longer feel as resolved that the taxes must get done!
Posted by: 496 at February 23, 2022 08:16 PM (U1eOr) You e got until mid-April. Relaaaaax! Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (cLkm3) 161
Fuck Joe Biden, Fuck Veep Throat, and Fuck Buttplug
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 23, 2022 08:18 PM (tkkIK) 162
Hatari, they are incredible. Someday I will tell the story about sharing a barn with the son of biggest legend in cutting.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (6o7ND) So agile Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2022 08:18 PM (M+Lyo) 163
@159
>>Good Lord. Tucker is a human flamethrower tonight. He's defiantly got the shit kicking boat shoes on tonight. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2022 08:18 PM (BxACj) 164
158 154
Whatever Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (hOUT3) Thought you were using the dismissive 'Whatever' (with eyeroll implied) and scrolled back up to see what rhetorical dueling I missed. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2022 08:18 PM (QCwhW) 165
I think this is God's way of telling you to stop eating fast food and go on a diet.
Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:13 PM (cLkm3) ...or eat more tacos. Posted by: God at February 23, 2022 08:18 PM (5aWFq) 166
>>>This will make your day a little better..
lol True. >>>This is the worse case scenario um... Not even close. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2022 08:19 PM (hVqGz) 167
Any link to the Pete Buttijudge story? I can't find anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (evAgx) Just remember no prosecutor worth his salt would bring a case like this Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2022 08:19 PM (Irn0L) 168
Yep, but it is a thing of beauty watching a cutting horse work. Sort of like how border collies work sheep, only a horse with someone riding it.
The pinch collar is the only thing that works on my springer. He gets to the end of the lead, flattens out and pulls as hard as he can. Doesn't do that with a pinch collar. I just need to start working with him more. Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 23, 2022 08:19 PM (5HBd1) 169
Any link to the Pete Buttijudge story? I can't find anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (evAgx) https://tinyurl.com/2p8zjptd Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:19 PM (cLkm3) 170
I think this is God's way of telling you to stop eating fast food and go on a diet.
Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:13 PM (cLkm3) Heh. I could eat better but I'm 6 foot 185 with no gut . I'm probably like one of those quick flip houses. Looks good on the outside but lot of hidden problems. I'll start tomorrow. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 23, 2022 08:19 PM (7eotl) 171
Wow, OKC does have a GOP mayor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice This one just won re election, but compared to the last four or five, he's pretty weak cheese. A squish. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 23, 2022 08:19 PM (LrYuZ) 172
You e got until mid-April. Relaaaaax!
Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (cLkm3) ----- It's an LLC. I gotta get the K-1's out. Wish I didn't. Posted by: 496 at February 23, 2022 08:19 PM (U1eOr) 173
Someday I will tell the story about sharing a barn with the son of biggest legend in cutting.
Posted by: Ben Had ====== This is about me, isn't it? Posted by: Orenthal at February 23, 2022 08:19 PM (8AONa) 174
For those interested here is a cutting horse in action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4H68hrinek Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2022 08:20 PM (M+Lyo) 175
Fake rubber tits aren't the only thing I milk!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 23, 2022 08:21 PM (SKVme) 176
I think this is God's way of telling you to stop eating fast food and go on a diet.
Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:13 PM (cLkm3) ...or eat more tacos. Posted by: God at February 23, 2022 08:18 PM (5aWFq) Well the only place you'll see Jesus appear is on a taco. Taco's are blessed. I bet Mohammed never appears in any edibles. Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:21 PM (cLkm3) 177
Good Lord. Tucker is a human flamethrower tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh And Jesse Waters just had Miss Lindsay on his show to preen. Then Tucker takes a torch to Miss Lindsay. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 23, 2022 08:21 PM (LrYuZ) 178
Sugar gliders are one of those animals that if you're an animator and want to make a cute cartoonish version you would just put your pen and ink down. Nothing more to add.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:21 PM (6kpT2) Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 23, 2022 08:21 PM (II3Gr) 180
YD, Jacksonville FL has had a R Mayor since 2015. Curry.
Posted by: EveR at February 23, 2022 08:21 PM (EZeuH) 181
It's not easy, pal.
Posted by: Service Monkeys at February 23, 2022 08:21 PM (Xrfse) 182
I know she's a flaming lib
----- She's ok by me because she let Rush use one of her tunes to open his show. Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 08:21 PM (+ya+t) 183
I have two bonded feral cats that are brothers. They walk just like that. I have a cute video of them too.
Posted by: Jaimo at February 23, 2022 08:08 PM (NXGjq) I saw in another link that one of those cats is blind. Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:22 PM (eoQWY) 184
142 I hate monkeys. Met a lady who had a 'service monkey' on her shoulder in a pet store. Damn thing stunk to high heaven.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at February 23, 2022 08:14 PM (5aWFq) Room mate in kollege had a pet monkey and the sexiest cheerleader girlfriend. Until his 'cute monkey' squirted monkeyshit down the front of her sweater. Yeah they stink. Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 08:22 PM (0OP+5) 185
Apparently my Ukrainian bride is on back order. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (BFigT)
You need to order in larger quantities! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:03 PM (hOUT3) Adopt a forlorn Ukrainian while you can! https://tinyurl.com/mvrena6d Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2022 08:22 PM (AMIL/) 186
Damn thing stunk to high heaven.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at February 23, 2022 08:14 PM (5aWFq) Which one. Posted by: Golfman at February 23, 2022 08:22 PM (hOMhY) 187
I am going to be the bad guy here. If your dog is pulling on you, jerk his ass off his feet about three times and he will never pull on you again. I do this 1,000+ stud horses. They must respect you. Say NO when you slam them.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:23 PM (6o7ND) Posted by: God at February 23, 2022 08:23 PM (5aWFq) Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2022 08:23 PM (4I/2K) 190
Damn. Off God sock. Just screwing it up.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 23, 2022 08:24 PM (5aWFq) 191
Apparently either a robbery attempt or dispute happened inside leaving one dead and the shooter fleeing. I'd would have missed it though since I do drive thru. The other good news is Taco Bell is right next door.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 23, 2022 08:10 PM (7eotl) I think this is God's way of telling you to stop eating fast food and go on a diet. Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:13 PM (cLkm3) I think somebody got Hangry. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:24 PM (evAgx) 192
Tucker about to cover the Buttplug scandal. Jesse suggested it was leaked by Kamel-toe.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 23, 2022 08:24 PM (LrYuZ) 193
I am going to be the bad guy here. If your dog is pulling on you, jerk his ass off his feet about three times and he will never pull on you again. I do this 1,000+ stud horses. They must respect you. Say NO when you slam them.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:23 PM (6o7ND) That does work, that is what my wife does to me Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2022 08:24 PM (Irn0L) 194
I had a friend in HS that had a chimp. Tore his whole house apart.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:25 PM (6o7ND) 195
Our 24/7 Ukrainian Totally Legal Wedding Chapel is NOW OPEN
Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and self-serve open wedding/tequila bar at February 23, 2022 08:25 PM (QzkSJ) 196
Tucker is going to flamethrow Pete Buttgiggy next.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:25 PM (ptqGC) 197
Give Buttgig a break. He's still recovering from giving assbirth.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 23, 2022 08:26 PM (II3Gr) 198
had a friend in HS that had a chimp. Tore his whole house apart.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:25 PM (6o7ND) Better than his face. That's happened more than once with 'pet' chimps. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 23, 2022 08:26 PM (7eotl) 199
I had a friend in HS that had a chimp. Tore his whole house apart.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:25 PM (6o7ND) He's lucky it didn't tear him apart. They are about 10x stronger than people. Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:26 PM (eoQWY) 200
A f*cking banana every now and then would be nice. Sheesh.
Posted by: Service Monkeys at February 23, 2022 08:27 PM (Xrfse) 201
I had a friend in HS that had a chimp. Tore his whole house apart.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:25 PM (6o7ND) You knew Michael Jackson !? Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2022 08:27 PM (M+Lyo) 202
Oklahoma was solid, solid Dem in the 50s and 60s. Now it's just the opposite. It's the only state where no counties went for Obama in his last election. The problem is that it is basically a one party state, which isn't good even if it's red. And I think the last gov was a failure.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 23, 2022 08:27 PM (5HBd1) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2022 08:27 PM (lCui1) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:28 PM (ptqGC) 205
I am going to be the bad guy here. If your dog is pulling on you, jerk his ass off his feet about three times and he will never pull on you again. I do this 1,000+ stud horses. They must respect you. Say NO when you slam them.
----- Bird dog training to make them heel on a long lead. Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 08:28 PM (+ya+t) 206
>>> I think this is God's way of telling you to stop eating fast food and go on a diet.
Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:13 PM (cLkm3) ...or eat more tacos. Posted by: God at February 23, 2022 08:18 PM (5aWFq) My wife and I were traveling cross country and stopped in some city for a quick dinner. We saw a bunch of stuff but finally gave in when we saw a Longjohn Silvers and pulled in. The intersection right after the entrance a big truck blew through a read light and plowed through a bunch of cars. Its become kind of a superstition now and we always eat at one when we're traveling. Also you can get a bowl of crumbs and dump large amounts of fried batter in your mouth. Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:28 PM (6kpT2) 207
Better than his face. That's happened more than once with 'pet' chimps.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 23, 2022 08:26 PM (7eotl) https://tinyurl.com/Donteatwhilereadingthis Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:28 PM (cLkm3) 208
Insty has a link to a NYT piece which says that the Manhattan D.A. has "doubts" about the case against Trump. Two prosecutors involved in the investigation have resigned.
https://tinyurl.com/4yzwfenv Zombie D.A. Hamilton Burger just emailed to say, "I wouldn't pursue those charges if Trump were defended by Algonquin J. Calhoun, let alone Perry Mason". Posted by: Paco at February 23, 2022 08:28 PM (njExo) 209
Does any city big enough for lucrative kickbacks even have a GOP mayor? Only one I can think of is Colorado Springs. Posted by: Yudhishthira ----- You want a cheap thrill? Search 'Democrat Mayor Charged' Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM (pbStR) 210
Hatari, no, this guy became a dentist!
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM (6o7ND) 211
Clateasha is delivering our Door Dash tonight.
There's a name you never hear. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:28 PM (ptqGC) Of the Newport Clateashas? Posted by: hogmartin at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM (P4LRL) 212
This interim head coach for UofMichigan hoops has potential.
Hasn't thrown a single punch all game. Posted by: Orenthal at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM (8AONa) 213
if men had to give birth, we wouldn't have so many kids schooling to pay for. giggles.
Posted by: Greeber ... at February 23, 2022 08:27 PM (u5GSH) If men gave birth, we'd be doing sextuplets and pushing them out faster just to outdo the next guy. Of course mom would have to take over, as we'd just teach the kiddos to fetch beers and then stop rearing. Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM (FVME7) 215
I am going to be the bad guy here. If your dog is pulling on you, jerk his ass off his feet about three times and he will never pull on you again. I do this 1,000+ stud horses. They must respect you. Say NO when you slam them.
Posted by: Ben Had I no have doggehs anymore. I watch all the neighbors walk their dogs past the house. Is it bad form to allow the dog to lead (be in front of the walker)? It seems to me in that case that the dog is in charge. Lay some knowledge on me doggeh owners. Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM (Msys3) 216
I am going to be the bad guy here. If your dog is pulling on you, jerk his ass off his feet about three times and he will never pull on you again. I do this 1,000+ stud horses. They must respect you. Say NO when you slam them. Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:23 PM (6o7ND) __________ We use choke collars. Chain for shows, light cloth in the house, a wide cloth one for travel. The neck is the lever that controls the dog. Pop them when they start pulling and they'll stop that fast enough. Even brainless Val. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM (/U27+) 217
170 Any link to the Pete Buttijudge story? I can't find anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (evAgx) https://tinyurl.com/2p8zjptd Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2022 08:19 PM (cLkm3) Thanks for that. So why is this coming out now? Not saying it's Hillary - but it'd be a good time for her to start eliminating all the other potential candidates for the 2024 nomination, one by one. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:30 PM (evAgx) 218
Clateasha is delivering our Door Dash tonight.
There's a name you never hear. Posted by: Jane D'oh Kain't spel neither Posted by: LaQlateesha at February 23, 2022 08:30 PM (QzkSJ) 219
Of the Newport Clateashas?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM The South Hampton Clateashas. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:30 PM (ptqGC) 220
>>> A f*cking banana every now and then would be nice. Sheesh.
Posted by: Service Monkeys at February 23, 2022 08:27 PM (Xrfse) Sorry, not even on onlyservicemonkeyfans Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:30 PM (6kpT2) 221
198 Our 24/7 Ukrainian Totally Legal Wedding Chapel is NOW OPEN
Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and self-serve open wedding/tequila bar at February 23, 2022 08:25 PM (QzkSJ) Drive-thru? Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2022 08:30 PM (lCui1) 222
Tucker is going to flamethrow Pete Buttgiggy next. Posted by: Jane D'oh By the time the next presidential campaign rolls along it will be considered "old news" and probably "debunked." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2022 08:31 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 23, 2022 08:31 PM (7eotl) 224
Who knew Buttgiggy is a grifter? Shocking.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:31 PM (ptqGC) 225
Oklahoma was solid, solid Dem in the 50s and 60s. Now it's just the opposite. It's the only state where no counties went for Obama in his last election. The problem is that it is basically a one party state, which isn't good even if it's red. And I think the last gov was a failure.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 23, 2022 08:27 PM (5HBd1) You could have another party, just not Dems. Cincinnati used to be that way - Republicans vs Charterites. No Dems. I don't know what the Charter thing was about. Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:32 PM (eoQWY) 226
Off Heisman winning murderer sock
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 23, 2022 08:32 PM (8AONa) 227
I no have doggehs anymore. I watch all the neighbors walk their dogs past the house. Is it bad form to allow the dog to lead (be in front of the walker)?
It seems to me in that case that the dog is in charge. Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM (Msys3) The dog is just taking point. (I don't know dick about dogs. I have cats. They will lead you into an ambush if you let them.) Posted by: hogmartin at February 23, 2022 08:32 PM (P4LRL) 228
Oklahoma was solid, solid Dem in the 50s and 60s. Now it's just the opposite. It's the only state where no counties went for Obama in his last election. The problem is that it is basically a one party state, which isn't good even if it's red. And I think the last gov was a failure.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward No D-rat has won even one of 77 counties since Gore. Not Kerry, Dogeater (x2), Hillary (hic, shart) or Pudding Brain. And yes, the last Governor was awful. Just incompetent. She barely won reelection. The current gov is good though. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 23, 2022 08:32 PM (LrYuZ) 229
218 Do you know why Putin is so evil? Go ahead. Guess.
https://bit.ly/33LLp6n Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM (FVME7) Oh that's a thing of perverse beauty. Perfect in its wrongitude. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:32 PM (evAgx) 230
pete buttigieg Accepted money and gifts from donors then he awarded them 33 million in contracts from the city
Via daily mail Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 23, 2022 08:33 PM (dKiJG) 231
Everything in politics pisses me off. But Buttigieg really rankles me in particular. The corruption? Meh. That was obvious. His spot at DoT is just another kickback. They're all corrupt. His dereliction of duty? Meh. None of these fucks would know the meaning of the word. Their only duty is to themselves.
It's the man-ternity leave. Being a mother is a real thing. Fags can't be moms. Stop pretending. Nobody is fooled. You're not a mom. It's insulting. To real moms, and the people of penis who made them moms. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2022 08:33 PM (SKVme) 232
I no have doggehs anymore. I watch all the neighbors walk their dogs past the house. Is it bad form to allow the dog to lead (be in front of the walker)?
It seems to me in that case that the dog is in charge. Lay some knowledge on me doggeh owners. Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM (Msys3) I used to watch that Cesar guy, and it isn't so much being ahead, but if he's pulling you its a bad sign. But he did prefer to have the dog walking beside him when training on the show. Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:33 PM (eoQWY) 233
Hadrian, your dogs are raised right from the get go If a dog is dragging you, you are at fault.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:33 PM (6o7ND) 234
Say, do blackbirds imitate sounds they hear? I saw one in the parking lot of a Walmart store today, and it was making noises like somebody shaking dice in a cup.
Posted by: Paco at February 23, 2022 08:34 PM (njExo) 235
212 "If you is the one who bought the stucco house, than you is da stuckee". Algonquin J. Calhoun, Esq. a far better choice for SCOTUS than anybody Retardo is nominating.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 23, 2022 08:34 PM (lz5hY) 236
The Texas primary for every state and Federal position up for election in November is on March 1. So, mercifully, only one more week of non-stop TV and radio ads of the Republican contenders for each office asking me to vote for them, because they each promise to kick Biden's butt harder than all their primary competitors combined.
Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2022 08:34 PM (AMIL/) 237
Do you know why Putin is so evil? Go ahead. Guess. https://bit.ly/33LLp6n Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet I thought the reason he was so evil was because he shut off the flow of adoptions to American homosexuals. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2022 08:34 PM (63Dwl) 238
198 Our 24/7 Ukrainian Totally Legal Wedding Chapel is NOW OPEN
Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and self-serve open wedding/tequila bar at February 23, 2022 08:25 PM (QzkSJ) And drive-through divorce court. Saves time. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 23, 2022 08:35 PM (II3Gr) 239
hogmartin, my big boy kitty is a better sentry than my dogs in a lot of cases.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:35 PM (6o7ND) 240
Say, do blackbirds imitate sounds they hear? I saw one in the parking lot of a Walmart store today, and it was making noises like somebody shaking dice in a cup.
Posted by: Paco Just a suggestion mind you but you may want to shop in a different 'hood. Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2022 08:35 PM (Msys3) 241
The dog is just taking point.
(I don't know dick about dogs. I have cats. They will lead you into an ambush if you let them.) Posted by: hogmartin at February 23, 2022 08:32 PM (P4LRL) The cat is always at point. If you start with them in a ring they will go off in all directions like a smoke grenade. Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:35 PM (eoQWY) 242
Mockingbirds have been known to imitate cellphone ring tones. Not kidding.
A remake of The Birds would be lit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:35 PM (ptqGC) 243
Had a little monkey,
Sat him on a donkey, Fed him some ginger bread. Along came a copper, Hit him on his topper, Now my monkeys dead. Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 08:35 PM (+ya+t) Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Ukrainian Wedding Bar at February 23, 2022 08:35 PM (QzkSJ) 245
pete buttigieg Accepted money and gifts from donors then he awarded them 33 million in contracts from the city
Via daily mail Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 23, 2022 08:33 PM (dKiJG) Not a smidgen, not a whiff! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2022 08:36 PM (4I/2K) 246
Ben Had, our ginger cat growls like a dog when he hears someone in the driveway.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:36 PM (ptqGC) 247
Mockingbirds
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 08:37 PM (+ya+t) 248
I still can't forgive Oklahoma for convicting the Pharmacist for capital murder and upholding a life sentence. F Oklahoma.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 23, 2022 08:37 PM (7eotl) 249
>>> It seems to me in that case that the dog is in charge. Lay some knowledge on me doggeh owners.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2022 08:29 PM (Msys3) Dogs should heel they should be to your side. They should be constantly looking to you for queues for where we're going. Dogs ahead and with their nose to the ground are not being walked the person holding the leash is. Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:37 PM (6kpT2) 250
hogmartin, my big boy kitty is a better sentry than my dogs in a lot of cases.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:35 PM (6o7ND) I know mine are locked in heroic struggle with apparently invisible ghosts nightly, because I can hear it at 2am. Posted by: hogmartin at February 23, 2022 08:38 PM (P4LRL) 251
This Joe Rogan podcast is exactly what too guys who've just inhaled liberally would have...
https://tinyurl.com/ycfssvem Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2022 08:38 PM (BxACj) 252
And drive-through divorce court. Saves time.
Posted by: Insomniac That's over there in the trailer. Bar Association rules. Posted by: Miklos, giving the People what they do or don't want, but have to pay for at February 23, 2022 08:38 PM (QzkSJ) 253
YD is right on. Pete is just another foot soldier in the War on Women.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 23, 2022 08:38 PM (DPAL9) 254
Hadrian, your dogs are raised right from the get go __________ The boys go through a rebellious stage, which is put down by Her Majesty so firmly that they pee all over themselves on that date years later. After this they're good fellows. The girls conduct guerrilla warfare all their lives. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2022 08:38 PM (/U27+) 255
My dog is a rescue. And I used to take my dogs to obedience, so I know how to correctly use a choke chain. But I am a young 29 and I have never had a dog flatten out like this one does. My husband could muscle him around but I have no luck. He's really not back on the 30 ft lead I use in the woods. I tried a bunch of the gentle leader/halti type collars and he hates those. I put the pinch collar on, took him out by the road and had no issues. He still needs work, but I'll get him to walk with a loose lead. FYI, getting your springer to stop pulling is a frequently asked question on the springer groups.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 23, 2022 08:39 PM (5HBd1) 256
Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Ukrainian Wedding Bar at February 23, 2022 08:35 PM (QzkSJ)
---- This nic alone made me start giggling uncontrollably. Never, change, Crazy Miklos! Never change... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2022 08:39 PM (K5n5d) 257
I remember the olden days when there was no leash law. We would just open our door in the morning and let the dogs out and call them in to eat .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 23, 2022 08:39 PM (7eotl) 258
pete buttigieg Accepted money and gifts from donors then he awarded them 33 million in contracts from the city
Via daily mail Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 23, 2022 08:33 PM (dKiJG) If only someone had told me this was wrong, I mean I have worked a lot of political jobs, and i never knew this might be a problem... Posted by: Commissar Pete Costanza (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:40 PM (hOUT3) 259
I don't understand. I didn't payoff any of those manwhores with a check.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 23, 2022 08:40 PM (4I/2K) 260
JD Vance in Ohio, yea or nay? I've heard it both ways.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 23, 2022 08:40 PM (LrYuZ) 261
Democrat Kendra Horn won OK-5 seat in 2018 and lost in 2020. She's back to lobbying in DC; her real job.
Posted by: EveR at February 23, 2022 08:40 PM (EZeuH) 262
Jane D'oh, they really can be good at early warning. Plese, give your guys scritches from me and a hug for my nephew.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:41 PM (6o7ND) 263
(I don't know dick about dogs. I have cats. They will lead you into an ambush if you let them.)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 23, 2022 08:32 PM (P4LRL) I had one cat that was always on-duty security when we were outside. He would usually stay behind me, facing the other way, which was hell on getting pictures. His other favorite spot was on the wall watching over the others. He only relaxed inside or on rainy days Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:42 PM (eoQWY) 264
Democrat Kendra Horn won OK-5 seat in 2018 and lost in 2020. She's back to lobbying in DC; her real job.
Posted by: EveR She actually lived in Colorado. And the OK-5 seat is the one the Dem candidate got drunk and high at a kids party, abused them and threw up. High standards. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 23, 2022 08:42 PM (LrYuZ) 265
238 Drive thru divorce court is right next to the bus station and strip club, so the guy can drown his sorrows then ride the bus home after the wife is awarded the car.
Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2022 08:43 PM (Ojki1) 266
that gorgeous horse at the end: "Snort! Hey, doggo, come back ! Stay with the pack!"
And I really, really want a couple goldens after those videos.... I made the mistake of looking on the humane society's website last night. there were two I want to go see, but we don't have a fence yet, so no doggos... Posted by: Flyover at February 23, 2022 08:43 PM (Rbu5d) 267
The photo at the very top is of Grand Island East Channel Lighthouse, located on Grand Island and just to the north of Munising, MI. You're Welcome! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2022 08:43 PM (pNxlR) 268
Ben Had, our ginger cat growls like a dog when he hears someone in the driveway.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:36 PM (ptqGC) One of mine used to growl at the doorbell. Shows how many visitors we used to get. Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:44 PM (eoQWY) 269
Ben Had
Conor and I have reached an accommodation, half the time he is the lead dog, and half the time I am the lead human! Is this acceptable to you, or should I change my ways? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:44 PM (hOUT3) 270
women should rule the world. when was the last nation attacked by a woman leader?
Posted by: Greeber Canada? Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 23, 2022 08:44 PM (LrYuZ) 271
JD Vance in Ohio, yea or nay? I've heard it both ways.
Posted by: Blutarski I want to like him, but I've been hurt before. Still trying to get to a Q&A session with him. To his credit, he's been holding dozens around the state. Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2022 08:44 PM (Msys3) 272
women should rule the world. when was the last nation attacked by a woman leader?
Posted by: Greeber ... at February 23, 2022 08:43 PM (mNnx0) Half the dang world under Queen Victoria. And Elizabeth. And Anne and Mary Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:45 PM (eoQWY) 273
NYPost:
White House press secretary Jen Psaki could reportedly replace Rachel Maddow on MSNBC Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2022 08:45 PM (X5CsJ) 274
women should rule the world. when was the last nation attacked by a woman leader?
Posted by: Greeber ... at February 23, 2022 08:43 PM (mNnx0) Argentina. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 23, 2022 08:45 PM (7eotl) 275
pete buttigieg Accepted money and gifts from donors then he awarded them 33 million in contracts from the city
-- Wasn't it VA Governor Bob McDonnell (R, of course) that was convicted and, I think, spent time in the klink for accepting gifts? Let me guess nothing will happen to Bootyjuice. Posted by: Lady in Black at February 23, 2022 08:45 PM (sVtYq) 276
>>> Oh that's a thing of perverse beauty. Perfect in its wrongitude.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:32 PM (evAgx) It's like we're writing their propaganda. There they all talk about the fallen weak wokeified west and how their Russia is the guardian of traditional civilization. This talk is common for them. And we are shoveling it. It's so stupid. Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:45 PM (6kpT2) 277
The military analyst who was just on Tucker summed it up pretty well - Russia is gonna do whatever it wants to do, and there isn't a damn thing we can do to stop them.
All of Biden's big tough talk is gonna bite him in the ass when he has to crawl back down. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:46 PM (evAgx) 278
262 Jane D'oh, they really can be good at early warning. Plese, give your guys scritches from me and a hug for my nephew.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:41 PM (6o7ND) I will. Our ginger is a little guy, but he has our son's sweet pit mix totally cowed. He just wants to play with her, but she cowers and cries. And he and the big ol' tabby love it. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:46 PM (ptqGC) 279
women should rule the world. when was the last nation attacked by a woman leader?
Angela Merkle let middle eastern savages overrun Europe to make up for her lack of children. Does that count? Posted by: Methos at February 23, 2022 08:46 PM (kOpft) 280
235. Algonquin J. Calhoun, Esq. a far better choice for SCOTUS than anybody Retardo is nominating. - bill in arkansas
How right you are! Posted by: Paco at February 23, 2022 08:46 PM (njExo) 281
Say, do blackbirds imitate sounds they hear? I saw one in the parking lot of a Walmart store today, and it was making noises like somebody shaking dice in a cup. Posted by: Paco Just a suggestion mind you but you may want to shop in a different 'hood. Posted by: Tonypete It's the blackbirds that can flawlessly imitate the sound of replacing bullets in a revolver and then spinning the cylinder that you really ought to avoid like the plague. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2022 08:46 PM (pNxlR) 282
White House press secretary Jen Psaki could reportedly replace Rachel Maddow on MSNBC
Garbage out, garbage in. Posted by: Service Monkeys at February 23, 2022 08:46 PM (Xrfse) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 23, 2022 08:47 PM (SchxB) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:47 PM (hOUT3) 285
Clateasha be running late.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:47 PM (ptqGC) 286
This place is making me fight off getting a dog.
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 08:47 PM (+ya+t) 287
240. Just a suggestion mind you but you may want to shop in a different 'hood.
Hmm. Something in that. Posted by: Paco at February 23, 2022 08:47 PM (njExo) 288
Blutarski, Kendra H was such a horrid rep, I'm hoping the OK-5 voters learned their lesson about voting D. She never listened to her constituents.
Posted by: EveR at February 23, 2022 08:47 PM (EZeuH) 289
Hrothgar, you and Conor are a match made in Heaven.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:48 PM (6o7ND) 290
Everyone seems to like tanks, so here is a link to an Argentine blogger named Fabio who, from time to time, puts out pictures of incapacitated, dead, sunk and half buried tanks.
https://www.fabio.com.ar/8647 Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2022 08:48 PM (xhaym) 291
Wasn't it VA Governor Bob McDonnell (R, of course) that was convicted and, I think, spent time in the klink for accepting gifts? Let me guess nothing will happen to Bootyjuice.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 23, 2022 08:45 PM (sVtYq) The R seems to make a difference, what a surprise!! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:48 PM (hOUT3) 292
24...Kaylee loves to sleep in there at night (it's dark and quiet and cozy). Normally, that's not a problem. Except when she occasionally throws up on my socks.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2022 07:37 PM (K5n5d) Her Imperial Highness Wicker, last night: threw up on the hallway rug. Mister F stepped in it. 2. Her Imperial Highness also threw up on the bed. I washed 'some,' shall we say, linens today. Mister F got different wet food. The Imperial Tummy didn't like it. So I threw away the rest. Posted by: Flyover at February 23, 2022 08:48 PM (Rbu5d) 293
Algonquin J. Calhoun, Esq. a far better choice for SCOTUS than anybody Retardo is nominating. - bill in arkansas
How right you are! Posted by: Paco I say, I wish to add a HARRUMPH, or similar, to these fine comments Posted by: Sen. Foghorn Miklos-Claghorn at February 23, 2022 08:48 PM (QzkSJ) 294
Say, do blackbirds imitate sounds they hear? I saw one in the parking lot of a Walmart store today, and it was making noises like somebody shaking dice in a cup.
Posted by: Paco at February 23, 2022 08:34 PM (njExo) Most likely it was a Grackle they look like a blackbird but larger. They make all kinds of strange sounds, whistling, popping. I have heard them make a sound like an engine turning over. Prob what you heard Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2022 08:49 PM (M+Lyo) 295
women should rule the world. when was the last nation attacked by a woman leader?
Posted by: Greeber Hmmm - Zombies Golda Meir, Maggie Thatcher, and Indira Gandhi to the white courtesy phone please. Let's ask them. Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2022 08:49 PM (Msys3) 296
women should rule the world. when was the last nation attacked by a woman leader?
Posted by: Greeber Syria and Egypt, 1973 Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2022 08:49 PM (4I/2K) 297
Half the dang world under Queen Victoria. And Elizabeth. And Anne and Mary Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:45 PM (eoQWY) Boudica was Awesome! I'll bet she rode into battle topless. At least that's how I imagine her. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:49 PM (evAgx) Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2022 08:49 PM (Ojki1) 299
Hrothgar, you and Conor are a match made in Heaven.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:48 PM (6o7ND) You, Conor, Jabar, and Brody would love each other at foist sight, I am convinced of that! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:50 PM (hOUT3) Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2022 08:50 PM (TdMsT) 301
142 I hate monkeys. Met a lady who had a 'service monkey' on her shoulder in a pet store. Damn thing stunk to high heaven.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at February 23, 2022 08:14 PM (5aWFq) if you cook them right, they taste a lot like snake Posted by: pete at February 23, 2022 08:50 PM (us2H3) 302
I can't stand Ed Driscoll over at Instapundit, but he did just come out with this winner of a line about democrats:
"As no one in history has ever said, until now: "When you've lost Gaybraham Lincoln..." Posted by: 496 at February 23, 2022 08:50 PM (U1eOr) 303
Mayor Pete passing out 33 million in contracts for favoritism and funding. If, by some fluke, a real conservative became mayor in a true blue city, and took Granny to the bus company for a senior pass, he or she would be in J6 jail or Gitmo. Also, funny you don't hear the usuals bitchin' and moanin' about Gitmo anymore. Kinda like "lets keep it going for special occasions".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 23, 2022 08:50 PM (lz5hY) 304
The world is clamoring for more Peppermint Patty. Yes, MSNBC. That's the ticket.
Sales will double! Triple! Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 08:50 PM (4fSQf) 305
Blutarski, Kendra H was such a horrid rep, I'm hoping the OK-5 voters learned their lesson about voting D. She never listened to her constituents.
Posted by: EveR The Rep simp she beat didn't bother to campaign. Like, at all. It was the Year of the Woman! Now Kendra is replaced by a better woman who seems to be taking care of business. Also, the redistricting makes OK-5 even easier for the Reps. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 23, 2022 08:51 PM (LrYuZ) 306
Most likely it was a Grackle they look like a blackbird but larger. They make all kinds of strange sounds, whistling, popping. I have heard them make a sound like an engine turning over. Prob what you heard
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2022 08:49 PM (M+Lyo) oh yeah the Mexican Grackles are horrible, and they always show up in huge flocks. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:51 PM (evAgx) 307
296 women should rule the world. when was the last nation attacked by a woman leader?
Posted by: Greeber yeah, cause they be so good as mayors Posted by: pete at February 23, 2022 08:51 PM (us2H3) 308
253 YD is right on. Pete is just another foot soldier in the War on Women.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 23, 2022 08:38 PM (DPAL9) Lady YD almost died getting V through the pregnancy. Bad pre-eclampsia, horrendous labor, emergency C-section. That's what real moms can fight through. Smug, Howdy Doody-lookin' ass-plundering frauds aren't moms. No matter how much they insist on it. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2022 08:51 PM (SKVme) 309
Women are mean. You want WW3?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 08:52 PM (4fSQf) 310
dartist, don't do that. Getting a dog is good for everything. I say that as the cat, dog and myself were vying over the comfy chair.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:52 PM (6o7ND) 311
The military analyst who was just on Tucker summed it up pretty well - Russia is gonna do whatever it wants to do, and there isn't a damn thing we can do to stop them.
All of Biden's big tough talk is gonna bite him in the ass when he has to crawl back down. This is why I think Putin takes a maximalist approach. Take all of Ukraine, but don't set one foot in any of the places Biden put troops, to show Biden's fake bravado for what it was. Replace the regime in Kiev, and hold show trials for the existing one, executing them as traitors due to corrupt ties to DC. Use Hunter's laptop as evidence. Sign mutual defence pact with that and the other two new governments he just invented. And troll the fuck out of Psaki and the State Department's twitter accounts. Posted by: Methos at February 23, 2022 08:52 PM (kOpft) Posted by: Clateasha at February 23, 2022 08:52 PM (QzkSJ) 313
>>And I really, really want a couple goldens after those videos....
>>I made the mistake of looking on the humane society's website last night. there were two I want to go see, but we don't have a fence yet, so no doggos... Don't ever go see a litter of 8 week old Golden puppies. You won't leave without one. It's impossible. You will go home and build the fence yourself. Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2022 08:52 PM (ZLI7S) 314
242 Mockingbirds have been known to imitate cellphone ring tones. Not kidding.
A remake of The Birds would be lit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:35 PM (ptqGC) We had a German Shepherd who had an unusual bark - scream talking is the best description. The mockingbirds in our backyard started copying her. It was awful when all of them - birds and dog - started yakking at each other. Posted by: Moki at February 23, 2022 08:52 PM (JrN/x) 315
Fvck Joe Biden.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2022 08:50 PM (TdMsT) {{{Ladyl}}} glad to see you adapted a more moderate political stance! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (hOUT3) 316
Half the dang world under Queen Victoria. And Elizabeth. And Anne and Mary
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:45 PM (eoQWY) Boudica was Awesome! I'll bet she rode into battle topless. At least that's how I imagine her. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:49 PM (evAgx) Well, she was only in one battle, unless you count the cities she burnt to the ground before the legions came walking back from Wales to meet her troops. Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (TdMsT) 318
One day, this will all be yours, Simba.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (t1eo9) 319
>>> can't stand Ed Driscoll over at Instapundit, but he did just come out with this winner of a line about democrats:
"As no one in history has ever said, until now: "When you've lost Gaybraham Lincoln..." Posted by: 496 at February 23, 2022 08:50 PM (U1eOr) Umm ... Ace? Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (6kpT2) Posted by: Groot, Chicago Illinois at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (Ojki1) 321
302 I can't stand Ed Driscoll over at Instapundit, but he did just come out with this winner of a line about democrats:
"As no one in history has ever said, until now: "When you've lost Gaybraham Lincoln..." Posted by: 496 ----------------- Part of that line came out of a Will and Grace plot line about a one man play that had Lincoln being gay. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (Iq9dF) 322
someone remove my peter sock , will ya
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (us2H3) 323
Normally I have to lick toads to see colors as vibrant as that photo up top.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 23, 2022 08:54 PM (Dc2NZ) 324
{{{Ladyl}}} glad to see you adapted a more moderate political stance! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (hOUT3) I'm trying, dear Hrothgar. I really am. Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2022 08:54 PM (TdMsT) 325
But Fvck Joe Biden anyway.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2022 08:54 PM (TdMsT) 326
"As no one in history has ever said, until now: "When you've lost Gaybraham Lincoln..."
Posted by: 496 we're toast but avocado toast Posted by: Democratic Socialists at February 23, 2022 08:54 PM (QzkSJ) 327
Part of that line came out of a Will and Grace plot line about a one man play that had Lincoln being gay.
Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (Iq9dF) ----- Makes sense... I did hate to give credit there. Posted by: 496 at February 23, 2022 08:54 PM (U1eOr) 328
The military analyst who was just on Tucker summed it up pretty well
----- Don't care for that guy who is just a fvcking Army Colonel. We have smarter people in here. Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 08:54 PM (+ya+t) 329
One day, this will all be yours, Simba.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (t1eo9) What, the curtains??? Posted by: Prince Herbert at February 23, 2022 08:55 PM (4I/2K) 330
Wasn't it VA Governor Bob McDonnell (R, of course) that was convicted and, I think, spent time in the klink for accepting gifts? Let me guess nothing will happen to Bootyjuice.
Posted by: Lady in Black ------------- Yes but McDonnell had to go all the way to Scotus to get his conviction reversed. Pretty much wrecked his personal life. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 08:55 PM (Iq9dF) 331
Russia-Ukraine: Blinken says Russia at 'final point of readiness' for invasion: LIVE UPDATES
#anyminutenow #seriouslyguys Posted by: DB at February 23, 2022 08:55 PM (geLO8) 332
Normally I have to lick toads to see colors as vibrant as that photo up top.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes You should contribute to the hobby thread Posted by: Miklos, intrigued at February 23, 2022 08:56 PM (QzkSJ) 333
>>> can't stand Ed Driscoll over at Instapundit, but he did just come out with this winner of a line about democrats:
"As no one in history has ever said, until now: "When you've lost Gaybraham Lincoln..." Posted by: 496 ----------------- Part of that line came out of a Will and Grace plot line about a one man play that had Lincoln being gay. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (Iq9dF) But that up there is Ace's exact line. He just did it today in a post on the topic. Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:56 PM (6kpT2) 334
But Fvck Joe Biden anyway.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2022 08:54 PM (TdMsT) Good to see you have NOT lost your core principles! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:56 PM (hOUT3) 335
327 Part of that line came out of a Will and Grace plot line about a one man play that had Lincoln being gay.
Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (Iq9dF) ----- Makes sense... I did hate to give credit there. Posted by: 496 ---------------- H/t to According to Hoyt, Sarah Hoyt's blog. Someone mentioned the specific episode but I frankly don't remember it. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 08:56 PM (Iq9dF) 336
Hrothgar, Remember that Brody will live in infamy for crimes against guineas.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:56 PM (6o7ND) 337
322 someone remove my peter sock , will ya
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 08:53 PM (us2H3) not me! I don't know where that thing's been. I don't wanna know. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2022 08:56 PM (evAgx) 338
Russia-Ukraine: Blinken says Russia at 'final point of readiness' for invasion: LIVE UPDATES
#anyminutenow #seriouslyguys Posted by: DB at February 23, 2022 08:55 PM (geLO Funny the media is already treating the peacekeepers in the breakaway republics as an invasion. And the lack of peacekeepers before that. Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2022 08:57 PM (eoQWY) 339
I'm convinced no one goes to Washington for civic duty. It may happen by accident but all their motives are driven by greed or power.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 08:57 PM (4fSQf) 340
But that up there is Ace's exact line. He just did it today in a post on the topic.
Posted by: banana Dream ---------------- Umm, that would figure. So Ace gets the credit. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 08:57 PM (Iq9dF) 341
They are going full let 'er rip infection induced herd immunity, as the "vaccines aren't enough", which is a direct quote from Iceland's Health Minister. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 23, 2022 07:33 PM (Mzdiz) I think a couple of months ago their public health expert (called The Epidemiologist or something) stated that masks don't work. this might be more of the same, actual review of the facts and studies instead of bank accounts. I swear, I hate this world. Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2022 08:58 PM (xhaym) 342
Pretty much wrecked his personal life.
Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 08:55 PM (Iq9dF) Sic Semper Republicanus! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 08:58 PM (hOUT3) 343
Russia-Ukraine: Blinken says Russia at 'final point of readiness' for invasion: LIVE UPDATES __________ Our intelligence services will be surprised. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2022 08:58 PM (/U27+) 344
Gaybraham is one of those things that multitudes came up with simultaneously.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 23, 2022 08:58 PM (7eotl) 345
But that up there is Ace's exact line. He just did it today in a post on the topic.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:56 PM (6kpT2) Ed Driscoll is the MacGuffin of plagiarism. BTW, When you've lost Gaybraham Lincoln... Posted by: Jonah the Whale at February 23, 2022 08:58 PM (SKVme) 346
I'm saying Ed Goldberged Ace up his Amy Schumer.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:58 PM (6kpT2) 347
Biden is pure genius. Predicted Putins every move.
Posted by: Greeber at February 23, 2022 08:58 PM (7Bqal) 348
"If these figures are applied to the year as a whole and to" the entire population of Germany, Schöfbeck estimated, then "probably 2.5-3 million people in Germany been under medical treatment because of vaccination side effects after [COVID-19] vaccination."
Yeah, well, shut up, bigot. Why do you want my elderly parents to die? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2022 08:58 PM (qnVBz) Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 08:59 PM (4fSQf) 350
Clateasha barely made it up the front steps.
My husband said she weighted at least 250. God bless her. At least she's working. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:59 PM (ptqGC) 351
I'm just enjoying reading the comments tonight. This cafe is just the mellow medicine I need after a not so mellow day. Tomorrow promises to be a busy as hell one, too.
Cuppa hot British tea n' milk at hand, chillin' before the ONT. Cold outside, gonna be colder by morning. Won't be too long till it's TwentyTwoHundredBourbonHours. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2022 08:59 PM (QzJWU) 352
Yes but McDonnell had to go all the way to Scotus to get his conviction reversed. Pretty much wrecked his personal life.
Posted by: whig It was mainly his wife Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at February 23, 2022 09:00 PM (QzkSJ) 353
https://tinyurl.com/4fr7rsy8
Here's a Utube righteous rant about Democratic COVID school closures nationwide, from Mary Katherine Ham. I believe you will like it, but a warning - it is over 6 minutes. The Republicans need to ask her to make a one-minute version of this, then play it ceaselessly in every Purple State beginning when schools open this fall. Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2022 09:00 PM (AMIL/) 354
Ladyl, Sunshine on my shoulder.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 09:00 PM (6o7ND) 355
Hrothgar, Remember that Brody will live in infamy for crimes against guineas.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:56 PM (6o7ND) That is seared, seared I tell you, in my memory! I will be emailing you shortly, non-critical but informational! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 09:00 PM (hOUT3) 356
Maybe demanding pre-approval of every preacher's weekly sermon was taking things a bit too far. But just slightly. After all, I was trying to protect our most vulnerable Houstonians.
Posted by: Former Houston Mayor Annise Parker at February 23, 2022 09:00 PM (4I/2K) 357
236 The Texas primary for every state and Federal position up for election in November is on March 1. So, mercifully, only one more week of non-stop TV and radio ads of the Republican contenders for each office asking me to vote for them, because they each promise to kick Biden's butt harder than all their primary competitors combined.
Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2022 08:34 PM (AMIL/) We voted early. Just in case. Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 09:00 PM (0OP+5) 358
346 I'm saying Ed Goldberged Ace up his Amy Schumer.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 08:58 PM (6kpT2) Just got here. Needed five other comments to be able to parse that correctly. Yet parse i did. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2022 09:01 PM (6FeV1) 359
Weak case of standard graft against Pete. Now, let's move on so he can get back to taking time off to suckle some poor adopted prop with his fake boob. Posted by: Auspex at February 23, 2022 09:02 PM (Xo3T0) 360
Jim
Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2022 08:59 PM (QzJWU) Sent you an email. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2022 09:02 PM (4I/2K) 361
Just got here.
Needed five other comments to be able to parse that correctly. Yet parse i did. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2022 09:01 PM (6FeV1 You speak Banana Dream? Fluently? Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:02 PM (4fSQf) 362
Our intelligence services will be surprised.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2022 08:58 PM (/U27+) In this context, I do not think intelligence means what you think it means! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 09:02 PM (hOUT3) 363
Cuppa hot British tea n' milk at hand, chillin' before the ONT. Cold outside, gonna be colder by morning.
Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2022 08:59 PM (QzJWU) Got some hot cider here. It's so cold outside that if you left water out, it would turn to ice after a couple hours, probably. Maybe not. Depends on the surface/mass ratio. Posted by: hogmartin at February 23, 2022 09:02 PM (P4LRL) 364
God bless her. At least she's working.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:59 PM (ptqGC) Yeah, she can't help what her mom named her. Just making her nickel. I'm happy for my black wife. Her mom gave her a real name. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2022 09:02 PM (SKVme) 365
332 Normally I have to lick toads to see colors as vibrant as that photo up top.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes You should contribute to the hobby thread Posted by: Miklos, intrigued at February 23, 2022 08:56 PM (QzkSJ) "Build your own sensory deprivation tank" Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 23, 2022 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ) 366
But just slightly. After all, I was trying to protect our most vulnerable Houstonians. Posted by: Former Houston Mayor Annise Parker at February 23, 2022 09:00 PM (4I/2K) __________ She was completely and utterly worthless. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2022 09:03 PM (/U27+) 367
Clateasha barely made it up the front steps.
My husband said she weighted at least 250. God bless her. At least she's working. Posted by: Jane D'oh It was nice that you tipped her with a Cracker Barrel gift certificate. Posted by: Miklos, appreciating the gesture at February 23, 2022 09:03 PM (QzkSJ) 368
We voted early. Just in case.
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 09:00 PM (0OP+5) Unmanned drop box in the hood, right? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 09:04 PM (hOUT3) 369
Yes but McDonnell had to go all the way to Scotus to get his conviction reversed. Pretty much wrecked his personal life.
Posted by: whig It was mainly his wife Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at February 23, 2022 09:00 PM (QzkSJ) Vitamins. It was those damn vitamins. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 23, 2022 09:04 PM (7eotl) 370
Got some hot cider here. It's so cold outside that if you left water out, it would turn to ice after a couple hours, probably. Maybe not. Depends on the surface/mass ratio.
So cold here ice has been falling out of the sky since about 9 AM. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 23, 2022 09:04 PM (SchxB) 371
You speak Banana Dream?
Fluently? Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:02 PM (4fSQf) I mean, don't go asking me to diagram that shit or anything.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2022 09:05 PM (6FeV1) 372
"Apparently my Ukrainian bride is on back order.
Posted by: Martini Farmer You want Ukrainian bride You settle for Russian prostitute You get babushka Posted by: Ripley at February 23, 2022 09:05 PM (PTDkx) 373
These insertions have Peter's Thinx in a wad
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 09:05 PM (us2H3) 374
Oops. Looks like Pete Bootyjudge has been caught. In a bribery scheme.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2022 07:54 PM (IJcLC) It isn't bribery when Democrats do it, it is "Other uses of power" and a way to afford the exclusive country club on a standard pension Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2022 09:05 PM (xhaym) 375
Making a couple smoked pork/cheese tortillas just now. MadisonTheCat is watching me form next my feet. She is brainwaving me 'What's that? Pork? Any gristles in there? You won't eat those, why don't you put them in my dish? Is that your phone ringing? Go see, I'll watch your stuff.'
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5) 376
When your foreign policy establishment is stuffed to the gills with spotters of flaming clown boners, you're gonna get a fire or two. Or are you rootin' for Putin? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2022 09:06 PM (pNxlR) 377
Democrat Kendra Horn won OK-5 seat in 2018 and lost in 2020. She's back to lobbying in DC; her real job.
KH actually knocked on my door and spent a half an hour discussing plans and such. I was impressed with her but still voted for the absentee republican. Worked and donated to Bice and glad she won, not impressed with her. Never responded to my desires to look into the J6 detainees. Not impressed. Posted by: retretbutch at February 23, 2022 09:06 PM (gE1E/) 378
And I will never understand those wacky black names. The older girl has an actual African name. It's very pretty and doesn't sound like a fake name. The boy has, oddly, a Japanese name. Again, just because it sounded pretty. But not fake, weird names like Clateasha.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2022 09:07 PM (SKVme) 379
I will open my spare bedroom to any young, hot Ukrainian babe who needs to flee the invasion.
I'm a humanitarian. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:07 PM (4fSQf) 380
Go see, I'll watch your stuff.'
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5) Trust me! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 09:07 PM (hOUT3) 381
>>> 375 Making a couple smoked pork/cheese tortillas just now. MadisonTheCat is watching me form next my feet. She is brainwaving me 'What's that? Pork? Any gristles in there? You won't eat those, why don't you put them in my dish? Is that your phone ringing? Go see, I'll watch your stuff.'
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5) Cats and dogs are so helpful, especially when there is food involved. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 23, 2022 09:08 PM (llON8) 382
I swear, I hate this world.
Posted by: Kindltot Not really. Your world is pretty fantastic. You've worked your ass off, prepared and made your own space. I hope to see you on Saturday with your blushing bride. THE world may stink. YOUR world is pretty awesome. *hugs* Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2022 09:08 PM (RHMFE) 383
Freeze the balls off a brass monkey!
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 09:08 PM (+ya+t) 384
women should rule the world. when was the last nation attacked by a woman leader?
Posted by: Greeber ... at February 23, 2022 08:43 PM (mNnx0) I started 9 wars of aggression. Posted by: Catherine the "great" at February 23, 2022 09:08 PM (jxmu6) 385
"If these figures are applied to the year as a whole and to" the entire population of Germany, Schfbeck estimated, then "probably 2.5-3 million people in Germany been under medical treatment because of vaccination side effects after [COVID-19] vaccination."
====== What's your point? Posted by: Us Heroic Teachers at February 23, 2022 09:09 PM (8AONa) 386
MadisonTheCat is watching me form next my feet. She is brainwaving me 'What's that? Pork? Any gristles in there? You won't eat those, why don't you put them in my dish? Is that your phone ringing? Go see, I'll watch your stuff.'
Posted by: Eromero Madison the Cat and Dixie the Dog would come to some reasonable and mutually profitable arrangement. Posted by: Miklos, we're talkin Small Dog here at February 23, 2022 09:09 PM (QzkSJ) 387
YD, how did you settle on Vanessa?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 09:09 PM (6o7ND) 388
se habla Ukrainsksi
Miklos, all my Russian comes from what I picked up from Nadsat in The Clockwork Orange Gavoreetin' is the verb I am hunting for Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2022 09:10 PM (xhaym) 389
Jean-Luc Brunel did not kill himself.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2022 09:10 PM (t1eo9) 390
You want Ukrainian bride
You settle for Russian prostitute You get babushka Posted by: Ripley Trans-babushka Posted by: Miklos, seeing where this is going at February 23, 2022 09:10 PM (QzkSJ) 391
fake news. those women were controlled by their husbands. giggles
Posted by: Greeber at February 23, 2022 09:10 PM (HDSQP) 392
Even more worthless is the current mayor, Sylvester Turner, Houston's version of Joe Biden, a guy who never did anything but live this long. When I moved to Houston in 84 it was a city that did things because the business guys called the shots. Now it's all race hustlers and Wokesters and there's a homicide or two every day. Today a deputy constable and robber were shot and died. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2022 09:10 PM (/U27+) Posted by: Democrats at February 23, 2022 09:10 PM (Xrfse) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 23, 2022 09:11 PM (LrYuZ) Posted by: Boswell at February 23, 2022 09:11 PM (5iUNf) 396
You want Ukrainian bride
You settle for Russian prostitute You get babushka Posted by: Ripley at February 23, 2022 09:05 PM (PTDkx) I will have babushkat. https://stoatnet.org/babushkat/ Posted by: hogmartin at February 23, 2022 09:12 PM (P4LRL) Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 09:12 PM (us2H3) 398
Moscow on the Hudson and Yackoff Smirnoff taught me all the Russian I know.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:12 PM (4fSQf) 399
The Republicans need to ask her to make a one-minute version of this, then play it ceaselessly in every Purple State beginning when schools open this fall.
Posted by: Gref * Spoilers : The Republicans are in on it. Look up ESSER funds and how school boards in republican and deeply conservative areas kept the masks on against the wishes of the parents. They don't care. Worse, they support the abuse. The only option is for them to be removed, too. Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 23, 2022 09:13 PM (x5IDK) 400
Cannibal Bob is the only real humanitarian i know.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2022 09:13 PM (6FeV1) Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 09:13 PM (us2H3) 402
Russia-Ukraine: Blinken says Russia at 'final point of readiness' for invasion: LIVE UPDATES
#anyminutenow #seriouslyguys Posted by: DB Art Bell was a master at making you feel you were on the verge! Of what varied. But those UFOs were coming! Or the chupacabras. Or . . . Anyway Blinken is poor substitute. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 23, 2022 09:13 PM (FVME7) 403
Gavoreetin' is the verb I am hunting for
Posted by: Kindltot It is a linguistic mashup of "Gospodin" (Sir, Gentleman) and Tavarisch (Comrade) + imagined English Posted by: Miklosov, former Teacher of Ukrainians at February 23, 2022 09:14 PM (QzkSJ) 404
>>> Freeze the balls off a brass monkey!
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 09:08 PM (+ya+t) Test your frosticles Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 09:15 PM (6kpT2) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2022 09:15 PM (lCui1) 406
Former Houston Mayoress Anise Parker's ass took up two whole zip-codes in the area of City Hall.
She was so butch she made Peppermint Patty look downright sweetheart-next-door. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2022 09:15 PM (QzJWU) Posted by: Shawn at February 23, 2022 09:16 PM (us2H3) 408
any blood yet in Ukraine?
Posted by: Greeber at February 23, 2022 09:16 PM (HDSQP) 409
352 Yes but McDonnell had to go all the way to Scotus to get his conviction reversed. Pretty much wrecked his personal life.
Posted by: whig It was mainly his wife Posted by: Miklos -------------------- Well, what I read agrees with you but I haven't actually read the appellate case briefs though. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 09:16 PM (Iq9dF) 410
..Sent you an email. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2022 09:02 PM (4I/2K)
Watchin' for it, amigo! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2022 09:16 PM (QzJWU) 411
Good Lord. Tucker is a human flamethrower tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:17 PM (ptqGC) Is he doing the CDC hiding the vaxx and covid data? Dr. Malone has been on a lot of shows this week rattling cages about it. Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2022 09:16 PM (xhaym) 412
It is a linguistic mashup of "Gospodin" (Sir, Gentleman) and Tavarisch (Comrade) + imagined English
Posted by: Miklosov, former Teacher of Ukrainians at February 23, 2022 09:14 PM (QzkSJ) Govorit' means to talk. Ya govoryu. Vy govorit. My govorim. Don't know if that's relevant. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2022 09:16 PM (6FeV1) 413
397 Brandon finally went to to toe with Vlad
so how's that foot in your ass feel, Brandy ?? Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 09:12 PM (us2H3) I'm laughing so hard I'm crying Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2022 09:16 PM (TdMsT) 414
The lighthouse on Grand Island off of Munising, Michigan.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Feed Your Rage Energy Drinks 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at February 23, 2022 09:17 PM (0QYMt) 415
383 Freeze the balls off a brass monkey!
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 09:08 PM (+ya+t) Okay, you are now obligated to give the orignin for that phrase. Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5) 416
BenHad: Thanks for recommending the horse videos. Holy moly!!! I can see where a futurity horse would run $50,000. Watching those horses work is crazy. And the riders. Beautiful to watch.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at February 23, 2022 09:17 PM (vMM2s) Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2022 09:18 PM (TdMsT) 418
where the fuck does Pence think he's going with this ??
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 09:18 PM (us2H3) 419
My husband said she weighted at least 250.
God bless her. At least she's working. Posted by: Jane D'oh https://bit.ly/3sevO8D Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 23, 2022 09:18 PM (FVME7) 420
418 where the fuck does Pence think he's going with this ??
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 09:18 PM (us2H3 What? I ignore Mr Morals every chance I get. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:19 PM (4fSQf) 421
My oldest daughter has 2 or 3 sugar gliders. They are so damn cute!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 23, 2022 09:19 PM (nxdel) 422
The lighthouse on Grand Island off of Munising, Michigan.
Posted by: Mikey NTH ====== If any of you are in that neighborhood, take the sunset cruise out to Pictured Rocks. Well worth it. Posted by: Us Heroic Teachers at February 23, 2022 09:19 PM (8AONa) 423
Watchin' for it, amigo!
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Sent it this afternoon to an email address I had for you from 2014 or so, so it may be lost in the ether. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2022 09:20 PM (4I/2K) 424
The CDC can't release the data or some of you anti vaccine nut jobs might get the wrong headed idea that it confirms that you have been correct about literally everything.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 23, 2022 09:20 PM (x5IDK) 425
Well, I think my seal-a-meal took a shit. Won't seal a bag from a roll. This week has done nothing but suck.
Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2022 09:20 PM (ryXBe) 426
Ladyl. you are the family I want in my life,
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 09:20 PM (6o7ND) 427
Govorit' means to talk. Ya govoryu. Vy govorit. My govorim.
Don't know if that's relevant. Posted by: Warai-otoko Da But my understanding of the linguistic play in Clockwork Orange (and in some of Burgess' other works) led me to another guess. Posted by: Miklosov, fluent in consuming 80 Proof fluids at February 23, 2022 09:20 PM (QzkSJ) 428
How has Biden or any of his goons been anything other than a noisy spectator in this Ukraine "war"?
This is like if the drunk loudmouth in the stands behind home plate was fresh off of pulling an insurance fraud scam with the GM of one of the teams, but otherwise had nothing to do with the game of baseball. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2022 09:21 PM (6FeV1) 429
407 My ratings are too high
bring on Pence Posted by: Shawn 418 where the fuck does Pence think he's going with this ?? --------------------- Grifter. Pence's family money went away due to his brother and father running the family business (gas station chain apparently) into the ground. Pence has to run a plausible campaign to get donor cash in order to take out Trump from behind. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 09:21 PM (Iq9dF) 430
If any of you are in that neighborhood, take the sunset cruise out to Pictured Rocks. Well worth it.
Posted by: Us Heroic Teachers Uh, during the summer, I should have added. Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 23, 2022 09:21 PM (8AONa) 431
where the fuck does Pence think he's going with this ??
* He might need another challenge coin from Nancy. Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 23, 2022 09:21 PM (x5IDK) 432
https://bit.ly/3sevO8D
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 23, 2022 09:18 PM (FVME7) L. O. L. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2022 09:21 PM (4I/2K) 433
Has anyone been able to register for Truth Social?
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 23, 2022 09:21 PM (Spr0s) 434
Okay, you are now obligated to give the orignin for that phrase.
------ There once was a man from Nantucket... Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 09:22 PM (+ya+t) 435
390 You want Ukrainian bride
You settle for Russian prostitute You get babushka Posted by: Ripley Trans-babushka Posted by: Miklos, seeing where this is going at February 23, 2022 09:10 PM (QzkSJ) Babushka by Kate Bush. You know you want to. Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 09:22 PM (0OP+5) 436
Well, I think my seal-a-meal took a shit. Won't seal a bag from a roll. This week has done nothing but suck.
Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2022 09:20 PM (ryXBe) You need a club to 'seal a meal' - learn from the Inuit. Posted by: Boswell at February 23, 2022 09:23 PM (5iUNf) 437
428 How has Biden or any of his goons been anything other than a noisy spectator in this Ukraine "war"?
This is like if the drunk loudmouth in the stands behind home plate was fresh off of pulling an insurance fraud scam with the GM of one of the teams, but otherwise had nothing to do with the game of baseball. Posted by: Warai-otoko ------------- No one is talking about inflation right now--- are they? Mission successful. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 09:23 PM (Iq9dF) 438
Jewells - how you feeling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:23 PM (4fSQf) 439
406 Former Houston Mayoress Anise Parker's ass took up two whole zip-codes in the area of City Hall.
She was so butch she made Peppermint Patty look downright sweetheart-next-door. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2022 09:15 PM (QzJWU) Jim, do you recall when Parker wanted to issue subpoenas to non-Parker-loving local churches, to force them to hand-over their sermons each week to be reviewed for non-religious political speech against Parker? Michael Berry made big fun of that by calling them Annise Parker's Subpoenas, saying it really fast. Resulting in something hilarious (to Houston-area folks.) Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2022 09:23 PM (AMIL/) 440
Rubio said invasion has begun. Frickin Prez Pampers has ruined my 401k
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:23 PM (WY8d2) 441
Welp the Crimea border checkpoint in Ukraine has been attacked and you can see unknown soldiers before the camera went dark
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 23, 2022 09:24 PM (dKiJG) 442
..Sent it this afternoon to an email address I had for you from 2014 or so, so it may be lost in the ether.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2022 09:20 PM (4I/2K) 2014 was likely my old blog email address. The one embedded in my nic is current, as shown. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2022 09:24 PM (QzJWU) Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:25 PM (4fSQf) 444
Pence should just quit politics altogether and start a carbonated beverage company in Florida.
He could call it "Pence-a-Cola". Make a bank, he would, and be out of our hair as well. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2022 09:25 PM (6FeV1) 445
But Biden was going to make Putin stand down or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 23, 2022 09:25 PM (x5IDK) 446
440 Rubio said invasion has begun. Frickin Prez Pampers has ruined my 401k Posted by: Jonah
------------- Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 09:25 PM (Iq9dF) 447
Gref, I remember.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 09:26 PM (6o7ND) 448
415 383 Freeze the balls off a brass monkey!
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 09:08 PM (+ya+t) Okay, you are now obligated to give the orignin for that phrase. Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5) LOL, just bought the entire TV series 'Tales of the Golden Monkey' on DVD for $10... binging them now... Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2022 09:26 PM (oHd/0) 449
440 Rubio said invasion has begun. Frickin Prez Pampers has ruined my 401k
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:23 PM (WY8d2) purty shore Brandy wears Thinx Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2022 09:26 PM (us2H3) 450
Clateasha is delivering our Door Dash tonight.
There's a name you never hear. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 08:28 PM (ptqGC) Chinook, it has something to do with traveling or moving Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2022 09:26 PM (xhaym) 451
Has anyone been able to register for Truth Social?
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Yes. I tried to register two days ago but never got the confirmation email until the middle of the zfternoon. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 23, 2022 09:26 PM (FVME7) 452
Michael Berry made big fun of that by calling them Annise Parker's Subpoenas, saying it really fast. Resulting in something hilarious (to Houston-area folks.)
Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2022 09:23 PM (AMIL/) *says it really fast* Ohhh. Heh Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2022 09:26 PM (lCui1) 453
440 Rubio said invasion has begun. Frickin Prez Pampers has ruined my 401k
Posted by: Jonah ----------- Do over, investors are hit either withdrawing investments to cash or by inflation eating up their cash stash in 401's. Might even be intentional but with foolish clowns, one never knows. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 09:27 PM (Iq9dF) 454
Well, I think my seal-a-meal took a shit. Won't seal a bag from a roll. This week has done nothing but suck.
Posted by: Infidel Mine stopped working right. Until I checked and cleaned the seal/gasket. Now OK for a cheap-ass item from Lidl or Aldi or wherever. Posted by: Miklos has been stocking up like a Hungarian Grandma who remembers Communists at February 23, 2022 09:27 PM (QzkSJ) 455
All this shit and Schumer wants a vote to make late term abortion legal in all states as first priority. What level of hell is he from
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:27 PM (WY8d2) 456
Has anyone been able to register for Truth Social?
Posted by: Ted Torgerson I'm on. I'm #268,000 in line evidently. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 23, 2022 09:27 PM (LrYuZ) 457
Remember when we had that idiot president that gave us the best economy in decades, energy independence for the first time in our nation's history, and not only ended wars but didn't start any new ones and was badass enough that no one said boo in his direction because they didn't want to get punched in the face?
Oh well. No more mean tweets. Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 23, 2022 09:27 PM (x5IDK) 458
444 Pence should just quit politics altogether and start a carbonated beverage company in Florida.
He could call it "Pence-a-Cola". Make a bank, he would, and be out of our hair as well. Posted by: Warai-otoko ---------------- Goes down smooth and then it all comes out rapidly via the end. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 09:28 PM (Iq9dF) 459
454. Well said.
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:28 PM (WY8d2) 460
Well, what I read agrees with you but I haven't actually read the appellate case briefs though.
Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 09:16 PM (Iq9dF) McDonnell was the model for the Lefts weaponization of Justice. A "whistleblower" on staff leaked to the media, the DoJ acted on the media stories and then convicted a popular Republican Governor who had been talked about as a Presidential candidate. SCOTUS overturned his conviction on the basis that what he had been convicted of was not even a crime. Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2022 09:29 PM (9otr5) 461
..Jim, do you recall when Parker wanted to issue subpoenas to non-Parker-loving local churches, to force them to hand-over their sermons each week to be reviewed for non-religious political speech against Parker? Michael Berry made big fun of that by calling them Annise Parker's Subpoenas, saying it really fast. Resulting in something hilarious (to Houston-area folks.)
Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2022 09:23 PM (AMIL/) I absolutely do remember that, and recall having to resist the urge to load-out for hunting season. (D) is to democrats, commies, leftists and their ilk, as a swastika was to the NSDAP. You see that (D) symbol, it's them flying their commiefuck flag. It will be a legitimate target under the Rules of War. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2022 09:29 PM (QzJWU) 462
Moron Robbie, I weep remembering.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 09:30 PM (6o7ND) 463
For me pence is sad. Thought he was solid in 2016, brought stability to the ticket. Just a bummer
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:30 PM (WY8d2) 464
233 Hadrian, your dogs are raised right from the get go If a dog is dragging you, you are at fault.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 08:33 PM (6o7ND) This was a huge flashpoint between my Ex and me. I insisted that our Lab be trained to walk at heel. The Bride though that I was being too harsh...that the poor boy needed to explore, smell things, feel free. It became such a stink show that, we never walked the dog together for the last few years before the divorce. And she always complained that our Labby pulled her over more times than I can recount. #duhhh Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 23, 2022 09:31 PM (BgMrQ) 465
Norms have been restored.
Don't forget that. It's crucial to your understanding of our situation. Norms have absolutely been restored. Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 23, 2022 09:31 PM (x5IDK) 466
SCOTUS overturned his conviction on the basis that what he had been convicted of was not even a crime.
Posted by: blaster --------------- You probably remember better, but I seem to remember McDonnell and his wife divorcing over it and I think that she was one of the one trying to throw shade on him during the pretrial. Dunno what happened to her. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 09:31 PM (Iq9dF) Posted by: GS-6 and above at February 23, 2022 09:32 PM (QzkSJ) 468
440 Rubio said invasion has begun. Frickin Prez Pampers has ruined my 401k
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:23 PM (WY8d2) No worries - Punchy still has his crack Vespa riding, fur-lined Croc wearing WaffenKaren Schutzstaffel held in reserve! Unleash the Karenacken! Posted by: Boswell at February 23, 2022 09:32 PM (5iUNf) 469
So squad member Tlaib is going to give a rebuttal speech after Biden's SOTU address.
From Pants shitter to brother fucker. Democrats are a clown show. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:32 PM (4fSQf) 470
Well, I think my seal-a-meal took a shit. Won't seal a bag from a roll. This week has done nothing but suck.
Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2022 09:20 PM (ryXBe) We had ours rebuilt once. When it crapped out second time, they took the date from us... and offered us about 25% off a new one. Get ahold of them. Great company. Posted by: MkY at February 23, 2022 09:33 PM (cPGH3) 471
Oil change from 6 months ago, is now double the price at jiffy lube today. Carter years redux
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:33 PM (WY8d2) 472
Now OK for a cheap-ass item from Lidl or Aldi or wherever.
Posted by: Miklos has been stocking up like a Hungarian Grandma who remembers Communists at It's clean. It is probably over 10 yrs old. I have used it a lot! Maybe it's just wore out. I will try to email the company tomorrow. I'm sure the prices are outrageous now. Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2022 09:34 PM (ryXBe) 473
The one embedded in my nic is current, as shown.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Luddite here. "Welcome To Mail" wants me to set up / add some kind of account to use across all my devices. I'm hesitant. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2022 09:35 PM (4I/2K) 474
Now OK for a cheap-ass item from Lidl or Aldi or wherever.
Posted by: Miklos has been stocking up like a Hungarian Grandma who remembers Communists at February 23, 2022 09:27 PM (QzkSJ) Didldidi. https://youtu.be/_7jVLp-n9ww Posted by: hogmartin at February 23, 2022 09:35 PM (P4LRL) 475
Bob Saget on podcast with wife prior to 30 foot fall onto baseball bat into hotel room....
https://tinyurl.com/542tetcz Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 23, 2022 09:35 PM (dbs6Z) 476
AlaBAMA, felt good the past 2 days. Hope this means I'm finally getting over it. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 23, 2022 09:35 PM (nxdel) 477
Carter years redux
If were making comparisons, Hitler didn't start a war with Russia until eight years in. FJB doing it in just over one. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 23, 2022 09:35 PM (FVME7) 478
The cases against the McDonnells were dismissed in 2016 after the SCOTUS overturned the conviction of the Governor. There had been some conflict between him and his wife in the trials.
They divorced in 2020 and that and the $27M that they had to spend in legal fees were likely the cause. Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2022 09:36 PM (9otr5) 479
479 AlaBAMA, felt good the past 2 days. Hope this means I'm finally getting over it. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 23, 2022 09:35 PM (nxdel) Glad to hear that! Hoping all those prayers worked! Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:36 PM (4fSQf) 480
Been buying the bottom of the market for 3 days, a bottom that never comes. Anybody know a good fast food dumpster?
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:36 PM (WY8d2) 481
All this shit and Schumer wants a vote to make late term abortion legal in all states as first priority. What level of hell is he from
He is the ruler, Satan himself. Posted by: Joe Donskoi at February 23, 2022 09:36 PM (6BTho) 482
women should rule the world. when was the last nation attacked by a woman leader?
Posted by: Greeber Argentina. [mic drop] Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2022 09:36 PM (xhaym) 483
79 Sorry, no link. Just saw it on Watters show. Apparently he took contributions and then awarded contracts as mayor of south bend.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2022 07:58 PM (IJcLC) There goes Dem's Plan B after Kamala Harris' POTUS prospects go down in flames. Pun not intended. Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 23, 2022 09:36 PM (9ZOcN) 484
440 Rubio said invasion has begun. Frickin Prez Pampers has ruined my 401k
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:23 PM (WY8d2) So tomorrow, Prez Pampers will go on TV and say to the world, "This will not stand!"* Right? Hahahaha, no way. *Remember that by Bush 41 in early September '90, about Kuwait taken by Saddam? Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2022 09:37 PM (AMIL/) 485
Senator David Wells @wellsdavid; 21m
So here's what happened on the #EmergenciesAct in @SenateCA today: speeches were going [about] 50/50 for & against. Solid legal arguments were presented against the Act and emotional ones presented for the Act... Cabinet ministers and the gov senate leader started calling senators to assess support for continuation of the Act. The numbers weren't looking good -- suggestions of around 45 against -- despite most of the senators being Trudeau appointees. That's when the decision was made and... a hastily called news conference was arranged. The government saw the writing on the wall and pulled the plug. This is a huge victory for Canada's Charter of Rights and Freedoms and for the people of Canada. I was voting NO, btw. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 23, 2022 09:38 PM (UHVv4) 486
Brother made me laugh. DC and new york have become capitol city in the hunger games. .001% thrives while we look at new alpo flavors
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:38 PM (WY8d2) 487
"Anybody know a good fast food dumpster?
Posted by: Jonah" Yes, but they are charging by weight now. Posted by: Ripley at February 23, 2022 09:38 PM (PTDkx) 488
..Luddite here. "Welcome To Mail" wants me to set up / add some kind of account to use across all my devices. I'm hesitant. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2022 09:35 PM (4I/2K)
Just "hover" your mouse/pointer over the nic, and write down the address you'll see displayed in the small field next to the pointer. Voila, address revealed! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2022 09:39 PM (QzJWU) 489
a hastily called news conference was arranged. The government saw the writing on the wall and pulled the plug. This is a huge victory for Canada's Charter of Rights and Freedoms and for the people of Canada. I was voting NO, btw.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 23, 2022 09:38 PM (UHVv4) So they gonna unfreeze all those bank accounts now? Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:39 PM (4fSQf) 490
Rubio just said Putin's a big fan of the Green New Deal.
He should send Biden and the Squad a thank you letter. Posted by: redridinghood at February 23, 2022 09:39 PM (NpAcC) Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 23, 2022 09:39 PM (V13WU) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 09:39 PM (ptqGC) 493
485. Thanks for the great info my friend, but Canada is gone. The rubicon has been crossed
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:40 PM (WY8d2) 494
Stock market will be in the shitter tomorrow, fvckers.
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 09:40 PM (+ya+t) 495
Been buying the bottom of the market for 3 days, a bottom that never comes. Anybody know a good fast food dumpster?
No, but get out of the way if you see a falling safe dropped from the building you are passing buy. Posted by: Joe Donskoi at February 23, 2022 09:40 PM (6BTho) 496
I am sad. Not depressed. Sad. Sad is a very sharp emotion. Salty.
Might not be helping that I am listening to Side 2 of Dark Side of the Moon. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 23, 2022 09:40 PM (x8Wzq) 497
So they gonna unfreeze all those bank accounts now?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:39 PM (4fSQf) Well, maybe not ALL! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 09:41 PM (hOUT3) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 09:41 PM (ptqGC) 499
For me pence is sad. Thought he was solid in 2016, brought stability to the ticket. Just a bummer
Posted by: Jonah ====== Well, you could say he did bring stability. Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 23, 2022 09:41 PM (8AONa) 500
a hastily called news conference was arranged. The government saw the writing on the wall and pulled the plug. This is a huge victory for Canada's Charter of Rights and Freedoms and for the people of Canada. I was voting NO, btw.
Posted by: andycanuck -------------- Good folks north of the border needed to catch a break. It may well be that the Canadian financial industry got a wee upset. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 09:41 PM (Iq9dF) 501
CTH has a lot of stuff about Canada. I don't know how much is true.
Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2022 09:41 PM (9otr5) 502
Is Biden recycling?
Does he have proper inclusion? Do their dog tags have proper identification of pronouns? Is that missile built by equal numbers of women and men? Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:42 PM (4fSQf) 503
Guys.
Please remember. We have to keep separated, OUR world vs the world around us. MY world is pretty ok. I live within a stone's throw of the beach with a view of snow covered mountains. I have access to lovely local food. I have a secure job that I'm really good at. My boys love me and confide in me and ask me for my opinion on important matters in their lives. I have some interweb friends I have the privilege of meeting a few times a year. They are smart and funny and handsome and gorgeous and fit and all 29. My life is good. All this amongst a city in turmoil. A city I love. It's not ok. But I'm ok. My country is in turmoil. A country I love. It's not ok. But I'm ok. We're going to be ok. Focus on your loved ones. Focus on YOUR WORLD. The worst thing you can do to the freaks who want to destroy you is to ignore them. And to be happy. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2022 09:42 PM (U2p+3) 504
Sorry, Taiwan.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2022 09:42 PM (ptqGC) 505
I hope Putin exposes all of the Biden family hijinks in Ukraine.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 23, 2022 09:42 PM (a4EWo) 506
MisHumONT ist Nood!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 23, 2022 09:42 PM (hOUT3) 507
Hearing mass amounts of capital has been withdrawn from canadian banks in toronto
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:42 PM (WY8d2) 508
Might not be helping that I am listening to Side 2 of Dark Side of the Moon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 23, 2022 09:40 PM (x8Wzq) Yeah, that's not gonna help. Put on something cheerful. Watch Waiting for Superman or something. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 23, 2022 09:43 PM (dbs6Z) 509
i miss trump. there, i said it.
Posted by: Greeber at February 23, 2022 09:43 PM (dy2UY) 510
One woman can't even run an office without all the women there hating each other and all the men hating to come to work because they don't know what they're walking into from one day to the next.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 23, 2022 09:43 PM (x5IDK) 511
It's only a loss if you sell.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2022 09:43 PM (4fSQf) 512
Are we placing bets on whether or not Mis Hum is going to fake us out on the ONT tonight? Last night's fake out was GLORIOUS for a "2sday"!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2022 09:43 PM (K5n5d) Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 09:44 PM (6kpT2) 514
478 The cases against the McDonnells were dismissed in 2016 after the SCOTUS overturned the conviction of the Governor. There had been some conflict between him and his wife in the trials.
They divorced in 2020 and that and the $27M that they had to spend in legal fees were likely the cause. Posted by: blaster --------------------- I guess with all the other grifters, McDonnell can throw his hat in the ring for 2024 prezzie nomination on the basis of winning his Scotus case. Splitter strategy seems to bring out ALL the ghosts of past their date politicians. Posted by: whig at February 23, 2022 09:44 PM (Iq9dF) 515
Sneaky early ONT, like ninja!
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2022 09:44 PM (6kpT2) 516
447 Gref, I remember.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2022 09:26 PM (6o7ND) Howdy, Ma'am! Ah, Michael Berry. I listened to him religiously every afternoon for years, but soured on him a couple years ago. I now tune-in only once in a while. I was a member at his Redneck Country Club. It was a blast - you would have loved it. It was killed-off by the Houston/Harris County COVID lockdown in the Spring of '20. Sad. Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2022 09:44 PM (AMIL/) 517
Keep as much cash as you can, we could be looking at 2008
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:45 PM (WY8d2) 518
328 The military analyst who was just on Tucker summed it up pretty well
----- Don't care for that guy who is just a fvcking Army Colonel. We have smarter people in here. Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 08:54 PM (+ya+t) As long as I never get to see that idiot Col. Ralph Peters again, I'm fine with whomever they put on FOX (which I never see anyway). Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 23, 2022 09:45 PM (9ZOcN) 519
Was kicking myself in the head when I got home. Ordered a bunch of stuff from sams. Wanted to pick up, not they want to ship. 3 separate shipments. Guess that was a good idea. Must get garage cupboards organized this weekend to make room for more.
Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2022 09:45 PM (ryXBe) 520
not=no
Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2022 09:46 PM (ryXBe) 521
Just "hover" your mouse/pointer over the nic, and write down the address you'll see displayed in the small field next to the pointer. Voila, address revealed!
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Okay, that's the address I sent it to, about 12:35pm today. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2022 09:46 PM (4I/2K) 522
511. True, but sadly i bought some 6 month tech options. I am dumber than Pampers and Kameltoe
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:47 PM (WY8d2) 523
We're going to be ok. Focus on your loved ones. Focus on YOUR WORLD. The worst thing you can do to the freaks who want to destroy you is to ignore them. And to be happy.
----- nurse knows triage, listen and sit still. We're good. Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 09:47 PM (+ya+t) 524
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2022 09:42 PM (U2p+3)
You are a treasure. Lord bless you and yours sons. And I understand your love of your home. My Dad was born in Tacoma, Mom in Longview. I have a long and loving list of vacations to the PNW with Ma and Pa, and later with wife and sons. I plan on being in Texas come this fall. I hope you're there. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 23, 2022 09:47 PM (x8Wzq) 525
Room mate in kollege had a pet monkey and the sexiest cheerleader girlfriend. Until his 'cute monkey' squirted monkeyshit down the front of her sweater. Yeah they stink.
Posted by: Eromero ------------------------------ Sure it was "girlfriend"? Black male, former college cheerleader convicted of killing three prostitutes in Florida more than 15 years ago in 2006 in Daytona Beach. He was a senior criminal justice major at Bethune-Cookman University in Daytona Beach and was questioned at the time because he'd purchased a handgun similar to one used on the victims. Was arrested in 2019. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 23, 2022 09:48 PM (UHVv4) 526
Army Generals are in the biz of war along with their defense contractor buddies. They love this shit
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:49 PM (WY8d2) 527
Yep
Posted by: Jonah at February 23, 2022 09:51 PM (WY8d2) Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2022 09:52 PM (+ya+t) 529
It is a linguistic mashup of "Gospodin" (Sir, Gentleman) and Tavarisch (Comrade) + imagined English
Posted by: Miklosov, former Teacher of Ukrainians at February 23, 2022 09:14 PM (QzkSJ) "Govorit"? Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2022 10:01 PM (xhaym) 530
But my understanding of the linguistic play in Clockwork Orange (and in some of Burgess' other works) led me to another guess.
Posted by: Miklosov, fluent in consuming 80 Proof fluids at February 23, 2022 09:20 PM (QzkSJ) I only do Romance languages, really. Italian always makes me think, "that's not how you spell that" and Portuguese always makes me think "that's not the way that is pronounced" Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2022 10:06 PM (xhaym) 531
105 A TL/DR horse story
I think I need pictures or diagrams or something to understand this story. Maybe a cartoon or an animatronic cowboy that presents this information in song form. If the lyrics could rhyme hay and neigh at some point, that'd be nice. ---- For a cowboy song you should have asked Harry Reid , heck he got fed grants for rhyming cowboys. Posted by: Ciampino at February 23, 2022 10:24 PM (qfLjt) 532
"Govorit"?
Posted by: Kindltot Ja ponimayo (rozumiem po polsku) I switched from Russian to Polish as soo as I could Posted by: Miklosczyszkiewyszki at February 23, 2022 10:33 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Miklos, yes indeed at February 23, 2022 10:36 PM (QzkSJ) 534
But wait, there's more
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138 In Japan they've developed the means to grow Ukrainian brides completely square and they're easily stacked.
---- I've seen those and they seem a little green around the gills. Posted by: Ciampino at February 23, 2022 10:44 PM (qfLjt) 537
Dafuq?
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I am not alone in this belief but Twitter suxsasterisks. Even more so when they slap age restrictions on your Twitter links, This leaves me and others I'm sure with the choice of signing on to Twitshit or not seeing the video.
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