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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/19/22)
A little boy was sitting on a footpath with a bottle of turpentine. He was shaking it and watching all of the bubbles. A priest came along and asked the boy what he had. The little boy said, “This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it is called turpentine.” The priest responded, “No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub Holy Water on a pregnant woman’s belly, she will give birth to a healthy baby.” The little boy answered, “If you rub turpentine on a cat’s ass, he’ll pass a Harley-Davidson.”
Fantastic! She won't reproduce.
ALLERGIC TO SEX I suffer facial paralysis and a burning sensation that’s like 1million needles piercing me down there after sex
Speaking of sex and reproduction. Family tree or telephone pole? You decide.
We're sisters and our sons are cousins and genetic brothers - it's confusing'
Identical twins Brittany and Briana have claimed their two children are both cousins and genetic brothers and that people struggle to understand when they explain why the look so alike
Two recently born babies are both cousins and genetic brothers due to an extremely unlikely scenario.
Brittany and Briana Salyers are sisters and both have recently had their first child, Jett and Jax, who are genetic brothers even though they were born months apart and to different mothers. That's because Brittany and Briana are identical twins, and they married identical twins Josh and Jeremy Salyers - so both couples look exactly alike and share the same genes. Brittany and Briana shared the baffling story on Instagram, and soon their fans were trying to figure out the unique connection between the babies.
A number of large metro areas have "gun shot sensors". Leave it to a Florida city to install "Odor sensors."
City of Jacksonville installs sensors to figure out source of terrible smells around town Devices installed in neighborhoods around city designed to determine who, what is responsible for foul odors
So when the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. and I travel to Sydney, Australia, I guess we won't be dining at this Cheeky Karen restaurant.
A note in front of the popular Bedouin restaurant in Double Bay, Sydney informs its guests of the new rules. According to the new house policy, customers cannot have "visible tattoos," wear "heavy jewellery" or "designer-labelled apparel". The eatery's co-licensee Poata Okeroa told The Daily Telegraph: “We value our customers and community stakeholders, and have always implemented house rules that includes a dress policy that discourages intimidating appearances. The Middle Eastern restaurant was launched three years ago and is run by Poata Okeroa, Eric Jury and Julian Tobias.
I guess I could wear sleeves to cover sleeves. But, not sure about my ink wedding ring.
On this day: 19 Feb 1980
AC/DC singer Bon Scott was pronounced dead on arrival at a London hospital after a heavy night's drinking. Scott was found in the passenger seat of a friend's parked car. The official coroner's report stated that he had "drunk himself to death", after suffocating on his own vomit. via thisdayinmusic.com
Someone has some explaining to do when they pick up their Genius Award.
PLANTATION, Fla. —
A Florida mother was terrified this week when she went to pick up her daughter and found the day care locked up, with the lights off, appearing to be closed. NBC Miami reports Plantation police were called Wednesday night to KinderCare Learning Center. Stephanie Martinez tearfully told reporters she was immediately concerned when she got to the building around 6:15 p.m. "They know I get here around 6, 6:15 because I have to pick up my other son by 6. I get here, everything is shut off. No cars, which is weird," she told WSVN.
Kanye West to Boycott YouTube, Spotify, Apple and Amazon With Next Release
The rapper said it was time to “free music from this oppressive system,” with Donda 2 only available on his own platform, the $200 Stem Player Kanye West says his new album Donda 2 will only be available exclusively on his own platform, the Stem Player. The US rapper said it was time to “free music from this oppressive system”, citing the small cuts made by artists for their work.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:00 PM (mZUr4)
The Presidency should not be
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2022 10:00 PM (p+KMx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 19, 2022 10:01 PM (HUq70)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2022 10:01 PM (p+KMx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2022 10:01 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2022 10:01 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:01 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: wing at February 19, 2022 10:02 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2022 10:02 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:03 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 19, 2022 10:03 PM (HUq70)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 19, 2022 10:04 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Not really Doof, how you doing?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
LOL! Decent day today. Last night was tough. Younger son of Doof had the lead in a school play (Great Gatsby) this weekend. Mrs Doof was of course very proud and was very much looking forward to seeing him as Gatsby. He was REALLY good too.
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:05 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (p+KMx)
Howdy Mis Hum. Yet another great ONT. Thank you.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (cjvQp)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:03 PM (r1z5A)
You can always enter the Ivy League as a chick swimmer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
How the hell's he going to bury that in the litterbox?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:05 PM (mZUr4)
Good to hear this! View this as a tribute!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 19, 2022 10:03 PM (HUq70)
Getting my ONT First groove back.
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:03 PM (r1z5A)
69 might....
Posted by: Competition Judge at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:03 PM (r1z5A)
Hell. At the Ivy League swimming championships, you'd now even finish among the women.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2022 10:07 PM (axyOa)
For the record, he is not spending the entire day under the bed; he is frequently out and about wanting pettings, and in fact, has just rubbed against my legs wanting same. Pardon me a moment.
He is becoming more and more a cat. He is affectionate and curious and loves being petted. I bought one of those "things on the end of a rod" and it was great--he loved the heck out of it. In fact, before he knew it was there he peeked into the small trash can that had the packaging, as if to say "I know what came out of this, it's a toy, where is it?"
Love to you all, and love from Robert the Cat (TM) who loves compliments.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 19, 2022 10:07 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: mot at February 19, 2022 10:07 PM (FmeBQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
SR might not like the entry requirement details!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2022 10:07 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Pooklord at February 19, 2022 10:08 PM (WYLQs)
I made a drive by on the pet thread and saw Robert the Cat.
He's gorgeous and a keepr. I'm glad you found each other.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 19, 2022 10:08 PM (cjvQp)
The Ozzies must be heavy into B&D.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2022 10:08 PM (p+KMx)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (lCui1)
Nah, weird is when they all live in the same house...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Pooklord at February 19, 2022 10:09 PM (WYLQs)
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2022 10:09 PM (0OP+5)
An Epstein associate has committed "suicide" in a Paris jail. Jean-Luc Brunel was found hanged in his cell.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 19, 2022 10:09 PM (Mzdiz)
Hanky panky pole's coming around soon.
Posted by: Braenyard
now they know they can bang each other's spouse and the evidence left behind nine months later will be, inconclusive.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 19, 2022 10:09 PM (IJES/)
17 Good evening Horde
Howdy Mis Hum. Yet another great ONT. Thank you.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (cjvQp)
Thank you Winston.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says HONK at February 19, 2022 10:09 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2022 10:10 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Pooklord at February 19, 2022 10:08 PM (WYLQs)
I understand that Ed and Allahpundit over at Hot Gas are waiting for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Devices installed in neighborhoods around city designed to determine who, what is responsible for foul odors
The whole fucking city was a foul odor back in the old school paper mill days. You could smell the place miles outside of city limits, on the highway, in your car, with the windows rolled up. Nasty ass shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 19, 2022 10:10 PM (II3Gr)
His opinions on Picasso and Matisse are also pretty interesting.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 19, 2022 10:10 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (
How would they know they're with the right twin! Or do they even care?
So many questions.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 19, 2022 10:11 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:05 PM (mZUr4)
Good to hear this! View this as a tribute!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
Indeed. They produce a mini "playbill" for each play and musical they do at his school. The lead actors and actresses get a paragraph in each one where they mention how many school productions they've been in and who they'd like to thank, etc. They are usually 4 or 5 sentences. His just simply said "[His name] (Jay Gatsby) would like to dedicate his performance to his mother."
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:11 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 19, 2022 10:11 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2022 10:11 PM (q3gwH)
Not.
WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 19, 2022 10:11 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 19, 2022 10:09 PM (Mzdiz)
Seriously, there's nothing to see here...
anymore!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Pooklord at February 19, 2022 10:08 PM (WYLQs)
Can you share the link to your blog so we can see your good jokes?
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:12 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: davidt at February 19, 2022 10:12 PM (RhCVh)
available exclusively on his own platform, the Stem Player.
===
Damn...another cultural advance that will pass me by.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2022 10:13 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 19, 2022 10:10 PM (II3Gr)
The Tacoma Aroma. Remember it well from childhood visits.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 19, 2022 10:13 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 19, 2022 10:13 PM (buTO7)
available exclusively on his own platform, the Stem Player.
===
Damn...another cultural advance that will pass me by.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2022 10:13 PM (vOGqy)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2022 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Pooklord at February 19, 2022 10:08 PM (WYLQs)
I understand that Ed and Allahpundit over at Hot Gas are waiting for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Heh.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2022 10:14 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:11 PM (mZUr4)
You and the wife obviously did a
*But I know you already know that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:14 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Nobody of any consequence at February 19, 2022 10:15 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2022 10:15 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 19, 2022 10:15 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Robert at February 19, 2022 10:15 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:14 PM (r1z5A)
All the other convicts got stripes, but her suit has a nice designer bulls-eye.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 19, 2022 10:15 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 19, 2022 10:11 PM (eKvjl)
But think of the clicks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 19, 2022 10:16 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:01 PM (r1z5A)
You got laid?
Posted by: Robert at February 19, 2022 10:16 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Nobody of any consequence
"Slap hot iron to it", is not recommended at this point.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:16 PM (r1z5A)
Just reading, Jizz-lane's family is worried she may soon not kill herself.
Brunel took some secrets to his grave, and this is bad news for the victims. Brunel was a key witness.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 19, 2022 10:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Fools names and fools faces,
Always seen in public places.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 19, 2022 10:17 PM (eKvjl)
Devices installed in neighborhoods around city designed to determine who, what is responsible for foul odors
The whole fucking city was a foul odor back in the old school paper mill days. You could smell the place miles outside of city limits, on the highway, in your car, with the windows rolled up. Nasty ass shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 19, 2022 10:10 PM (II3Gr)
Jacksonville, Savannah, Charleston, it all smells like the BEACH. Whjoohoo!
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2022 10:17 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 19, 2022 10:17 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Nobody
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Handy that the litter is oil-absorbing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2022 10:17 PM (ELgVT)
Well played, Son of Doof.
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 19, 2022 10:17 PM (Xc8+Q)
*But I know you already know that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Thanks -- and yes indeed
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:18 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2022 10:18 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 19, 2022 10:18 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2022 10:18 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: azjaeger at February 19, 2022 10:18 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 19, 2022 10:18 PM (sJHOI)
The doctor steps back from the examining table, pulls up his pants and says:
"Yep, she's right. Damnest thing I ever came across!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2022 10:19 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:11 PM (mZUr4)
That is so beautiful and touching.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says HONK at February 19, 2022 10:19 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 19, 2022 10:19 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: azjaeger at February 19, 2022 10:18 PM (3/XaG)
Crystal Folgers joke in here somewhere. Maybe our resident Joke Master can share one with us.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2022 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2022 10:20 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: azjaeger
----
Nah, there's an app for that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2022 10:20 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2022 10:20 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: davidt at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (RhCVh)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2022 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
That would be an excellent stripper name.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Robert
Nope, what I got was some sonofabitch stole my mail, and has been trying to open credit card and bank accounts in my name...also tried to access son's accounts and his gfs...
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (r1z5A)
What difference would it make anyway as they're all the same?
Posted by: CMU VET at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (he8bW)
Girlfriends dad just texted me to tell me what a gentleman my boy is! Proud mama here!!
Posted by: Jmel at February 19, 2022 10:22 PM (bVhJi)
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The show stopper will be when he sings I Wish I Were 64.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at February 19, 2022 10:22 PM (FVME7)
No more Bushies, no more Bushie acolytes. Go find a real job.
Posted by: Bete at February 19, 2022 10:23 PM (Ojki1)
Well played, Son of Doof.
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 19, 2022 10:17 PM (Xc8+Q)
Fortunately he told me about that ahead of time. I have no idea how he was able to still do the play. He told me there was no way he was gonna quit. Damn it's dusty in here
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:23 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: davidt
Watervliet, MI. Same.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 19, 2022 10:23 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 19, 2022 10:16 PM (eKvjl)
All I know about it was it was big thing 20-30 years ago for the affluent boomers.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 19, 2022 10:23 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2022 10:23 PM (9uqbB)
No more Bushies, no more Bushie acolytes. Go find a real job.
Posted by: Bete at February 19, 2022 10:23 PM (Ojki1
'Running' for President is a real money maker.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2022 10:24 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 19, 2022 10:10 PM (II3Gr)
---
We have a dog food plant here in town. It can be pretty ripe on some days...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2022 10:24 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: davidt at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (RhCVh)
Ah days with easterly wind from Thilmaney
Mosinee and Brokaw weren't much better.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2022 10:11 PM (q3gwH)
And people say he has no value at all.
Per Tim Dillon, who has no limits:
"Human Traffickers who pimped kids to rich politician really get sad in jail huh?"
Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2022 10:24 PM (xhaym)
After?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 19, 2022 10:24 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 19, 2022 10:24 PM (m0zqP)
Nope, what I got was some sonofabitch stole my mail, and has been trying to open credit card and bank accounts in my name...also tried to access son's accounts and his gfs...
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (r1z5A)
Contact the three major credit bureaus and shut down any new accounts if you haven't already.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 19, 2022 10:25 PM (cupoy)
Cats are the demons we can tame.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (m0zqP)
I am stealing that most excellent quote!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
After?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 19, 2022 10:24 PM (hVqGz)
I think they meant as a result of.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2022 10:25 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 19, 2022 10:25 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)
Clearly in fear that his clients identity may be revealed under torture... just protecting the innocent.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 19, 2022 10:25 PM (rEf94)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 19, 2022 10:25 PM (cupoy)
Jah. Freeze your credit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 19, 2022 10:26 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
Auger, adz, mallet, chisel, saw and some other stuff.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:26 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 19, 2022 10:13 PM (eKvjl)
Grandma said the smelter would kill all the lawns in the neighborhoods around it.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2022 10:26 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Thanks Mis Hum. Believe it or not, this wasn't even the main school production. It was completely run by students (2 girls' "Senior Project"). He is also in the spring musical next month (Legally Blonde). He's been doing back to back rehearsals nearly every day. It's quite amazing.
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:26 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 19, 2022 10:26 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 19, 2022 10:26 PM (4thlk)
Now if one of the male twins banged them both while the other was out getting pizza they would be half siblings.
My bet is on the latter.
Posted by: Single Men at February 19, 2022 10:26 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Bete at February 19, 2022 10:27 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at February 19, 2022 10:27 PM (vMM2s)
Posted by: Jmel at February 19, 2022 10:22 PM (bVhJi)
{{{Jmel}}} well done, looks like Horde children may be able to revive civilization after all!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Robert
Nope, what I got was some sonofabitch stole my mail, and has been trying to open credit card and bank accounts in my name...also tried to access son's accounts and his gfs...
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (r1z5A)
Yeah, I knew a pole dancer did the same thing.
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2022 10:28 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
The rendering plant across from Upriver Dam would get a little spicey...pretty much all the time.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:28 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 19, 2022 10:13 PM (eKvjl)
Grandma said the smelter would kill all the lawns in the neighborhoods around it.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2022 10:26 PM (xhaym)
Reason Pop drove as fast possible through Tacoma growing up.
Posted by: Single Men at February 19, 2022 10:28 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
SR might not like the entry requirement details!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
I hadn't thought of that. What do they do with their junk, so it isn't obvious in the bathing suits?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2022 10:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Megthered at February 19, 2022 10:29 PM (gIo/v)
Bon Scott's death falls under the Commonwealth legal term of "death by misadventure".
That's a pretty good term. It's not a homicide or suicide, but it's more than a regular accident. "Hold my beer" adventures would fall under that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 19, 2022 10:29 PM (Mzdiz)
I trust you and your stalwart XO are doing great.
Are you interested in travel to the Texas MoMeet? Or even a visit to my hovel of debt? Don't know when you upgrade yourself.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 19, 2022 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:30 PM (SsMRU)
Tucking. It's a high tranny skill.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 19, 2022 10:31 PM (Mzdiz)
What difference would it make anyway as they're all the same?
Posted by: CMU VET at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (he8bW)
They switch every Thursday.
Posted by: Single Men at February 19, 2022 10:31 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:31 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bete at February 19, 2022 10:27 PM (Ojki1)
I grew up in Merrill, our mill didn't stink either, different kind of paper I guess.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 19, 2022 10:31 PM (4thlk)
Kiwi PM Jacinda Ardern doesn't tuck, however. She free balls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 19, 2022 10:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Single Men at February 19, 2022 10:31 PM (QMwOT)
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This was an interesting plot twist in the movie, "The Prestige."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2022 10:31 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:30 PM (SsMRU)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE CAT ISN'T REALLY PASSING THE MOTORCYCLE OUT OF ITS ASS -- IT JUST RUNS REALLY FAST BECAUSE ITS BUNGHOLE IS BURNING REALLY BAD
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 19, 2022 10:32 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:32 PM (SsMRU)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:30 PM (SsMRU)
Turpentine dehydrates the exposed skin around the hole causing a burning sensation.
Posted by: Single Men at February 19, 2022 10:33 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:33 PM (SsMRU)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
Connections are steel pins, straps, and bolts now. Unless you someone from the old school communities.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 19, 2022 10:33 PM (rEf94)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2022 10:31 PM (K5n5d)
Underrated movie
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:33 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Megthered
Believe it or not, you get so use to it that you just don't notice it anymore.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2022 10:33 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:33 PM (SsMRU)
Because the cat couldn't swallow a Ford Mustang.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 19, 2022 10:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:33 PM (SsMRU)
++++
Because if it was a Vespa, it wouldn't be funny.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 19, 2022 10:34 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2022 10:34 PM (dNqv+)
Ah, the ASARCO copper smelter, which used ore high in arsenic. Operated for about a century.
Map of the soil contamination:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8jr68x
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2022 10:35 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: davidt at February 19, 2022 10:35 PM (RhCVh)
Posted by: Megthered
Believe it or not, you get so use to it that you just don't notice it anymore.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2022 10:33 PM (Msys3)
A guy at the Buffalo Trace distillery told me something similar once. We were in a huge room with the filtration unit. It smelled amazing -- intense smell of whiskey. He said he had worked there so long that he couldn't smell it anymore. I almost wept for him
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:36 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 19, 2022 10:36 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (r1z5A)
Fuck that guy with a rusty chainsaw.
I agree with the others, call the credit bureaus and talk to them.
Posted by: Robert at February 19, 2022 10:36 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:33 PM (SsMRU)
You might be overthinking this one a bit
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:37 PM (mZUr4)
Not.
WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 19, 2022 10:11 PM (eKvjl)
Ever know a person who is a narcissist? I have a relative who I am positive is a narcissist. People like this crave attention. Getting people to focus on them is all that matters.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2022 10:38 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:33 PM (SsMRU)
You might be overthinking this one a bit
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2022 10:37 PM (mZUr4)
You know, Harley Davidson did not look that fast on his feet in that movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2022 10:38 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: banana Dream
Most cost effective way to aquire a Harley - cat ass, apply turpenine, Harley magically appears.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 19, 2022 10:38 PM (rEf94)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:33 PM (SsMRU)
Cats just get these ideas in their heads sometimes, and there's no talking them out of it. They don't listen to reason.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 19, 2022 10:38 PM (P4LRL)
I had a professor in graduate school who noted drily that the Federal government applied the same pollution standards to a copper smelter in the middle of the Arizona desert as it did to a copper smelter located in the middle of Tacoma, Washington.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2022 10:38 PM (I2/tG)
Not.
WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 19, 2022 10:11 PM (eKvjl)
Cash and the Attention Whore Syndrome.
Stapling shrapnel to your face is expensive.
Posted by: 3.14159 Men at February 19, 2022 10:39 PM (QMwOT)
Ah, the ASARCO copper smelter, which used ore high in arsenic. Operated for about a century.
Map of the soil contamination:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8jr68x
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2022 10:35 PM (I2/tG)
I got spanked kayaking the Smelter rapids on the Animas in Durango. A 13 year old girl pulled my dumbass out and then retrieved my kayak. Mrs. E asked 'what are you doing knucklehead?' She was talking to the girl, not me.
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2022 10:39 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2022 10:38 PM (dNqv+)
Yes, I hate stakeholders too!
Posted by: Dracula at February 19, 2022 10:39 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2022 10:38 PM (dNqv+)
We really need to let you know "we" are all in this together,so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:40 PM (hOUT3)
Tucking. It's a high tranny skill.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 19, 2022 10:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Must be tough to try to do athletics while clenching so tightly.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 19, 2022 10:40 PM (eKvjl)
https://tinyurl.com/Fuckdavidfrench
Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert at February 19, 2022 10:40 PM (1Yy3c)
Particularly since "stakeholders" generally mean left-wing political groups.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2022 10:41 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2022 10:38 PM (dNqv+)
Not if it's used properly, no. It conveys a sense of ownership in a project; who is going to have a rough day if it goes bad vs. who is going to be out on their ass.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 19, 2022 10:41 PM (P4LRL)
-if you rub turpentine on a frog's ass it will overtake a jetski
-if you rub turpentine on a giraffe's anus it will beat a snow plow
-if you rub turpentine on a manatee's squeekhole it will overhaul a finely dressed fop on a unicycle
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:41 PM (SsMRU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2022 10:38 PM (dNqv+)
He was jonesing for a smoke!
Posted by: Marlboro Man at February 19, 2022 10:41 PM (7bRMQ)
Plus one of Mormors sisters died in childhood so Mormor raised her daughter as my dads sister but she was actually his cousin. Complicated family tree.
Posted by: LASue at February 19, 2022 10:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:42 PM (r1z5A)
-if you rub turpentine on a giraffe's anus it will beat a snow plow
-if you rub turpentine on a manatee's squeekhole it will overhaul a finely dressed fop on a unicycle
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:41 PM (SsMRU)
Have you considered a lucrative career in the fast-paced world of fortune cookie writing or possibly doing Wesley Willis covers?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 19, 2022 10:42 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: patvann at February 19, 2022 10:42 PM (e7dVY)
-if you rub turpentine on a giraffe's anus it will beat a snow plow
-if you rub turpentine on a manatee's squeekhole it will overhaul a finely dressed fop on a unicycle
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:41 PM (SsMRU)
Have you considered a lucrative career in the fast-paced world of fortune cookie writing or possibly doing Wesley Willis covers?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 19, 2022 10:42 PM (P4LRL)
'Your sense of humor is your greatest asset.' What? You think I'm funny? I make you laugh?
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2022 10:44 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 10:40 PM (hOUT3)
Safer. Apart.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2022 10:45 PM (dNqv+)
Went over to pick up the mail for an elderly relative who's been in the hospital (given that I'm 29 years old, we're talking quite elderly here). There was a note in the mailbox from the neighbor asking for a call. Turns out she and the other neighbor hadn't seen my relative for a bit, and got concerned, especially when there was no answer at the door (I guess they haven't seen me going by to get the mail, as they both know me by sight).
So, at least it's not like that poor woman in Italy who'd been dead for two years before anyone noticed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2022 10:46 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2022 10:44 PM (0OP+5)
Oscar says hi.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 19, 2022 10:47 PM (P4LRL)
Mom is one of an identical twin. My cousin is, in a good sense, my half brother. No problem with the unusual family scenario the article is selling.
Posted by: f2000 at February 19, 2022 10:49 PM (PWcd9)
My great-grandmother used to put arsenic on her cabbages to kill the cabbage worms. No joke.
Somehow we all survived.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2022 10:49 PM (bW8dp)
That shit makes me laugh. Then again, so do "visible tattoos."
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 19, 2022 10:49 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 19, 2022 10:49 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2022 10:50 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:21 PM (r1z5A)
That happened when my dad died. It's bad enough for someone who's deceased. Must be awful for you. For my dad I was executor, and the police told me that the guy might be watching the mailbox for the credit card to be delivered. Because there were a lot documents and business involving settling the estate, I couldn't risk mail being stolen. I had to open a post box for his mail. It just added a whole new layer to all the work I had to do as executor. Thieves are bastards.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
Yep, I guess that's it then.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:50 PM (SsMRU)
Yep, I guess that's it then.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:50 PM (SsMRU)
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That looks suspiciously like math on this blog...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2022 10:51 PM (K5n5d)
It's easier and funnier when you're passive-aggressive, like gifting habanero peppers to a sasquatch.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 19, 2022 10:52 PM (vuisn)
I'd think there, at least, there'd be no problem avoiding the debt, given that your father had died. A copy of the death certificate should shut them up right away.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2022 10:52 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: LASue
My wife raised her niece so now she's "my step-daughter". Sort of. And didn't give birth to any of my sons, but raised them.
When we get the "So, how many children do you have?" Q, we just take a deep breath, laugh a bit, and ask "How much time do you have?"
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2022 10:52 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: davidt at February 19, 2022 10:52 PM (RhCVh)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:50 PM (SsMRU)
There's something very * math-y* about this.
Posted by: Robert at February 19, 2022 10:52 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:53 PM (r1z5A)
It's like these people who used to go on the Jerry Springer-type shows because their partner "had something important to tell them".
I mean, you KNOW it's not going to be anything good.
"No thanks, I'll just pack my bags now. See ya!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2022 10:54 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 19, 2022 10:54 PM (6FeV1)
"Lia" is naked in the girls dressing room, so I doubt "she" worries about it.
Posted by: Javems at February 19, 2022 10:54 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:54 PM (SsMRU)
Not willing to try with Robert the Cat (TM) though. Because...maybe I'm just a puppet-thing to him. A puppet-thing that dispenses treats and, you know, like that.
A puppet-thing that might...taste good.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 19, 2022 10:55 PM (m0zqP)
It's easier and funnier when you're passive-aggressive, like gifting habanero peppers to a sasquatch.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 19, 2022 10:52 PM (vuisn)
If you gift them to him what he does after is his business, but for goodness sake don't stick them near his butt.
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2022 10:55 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Javems
Does "Lia" still have the boy parts and just added boobs to the equation?
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:56 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Robert at February 19, 2022 10:52 PM (1Yy3c)
Next week's lecture will be on Noetherian rings and non-associative algebras over Banach spaces as applied to knock knock jokes.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 19, 2022 10:56 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I detest all corporate speak. The only stakeholders I want to see are the ones also holding torches and pitchforks to the throats of overpaid, inbred, nepotistic imbeciles who populate the board of most publicly traded corporations. When these know-nothing cocksucks preach about the made up crises of sustainability, carbon footprint, and social justice (while they personally waste massive amounts of jet fuel and breathable oxygen), I quickly conclude the world lacks sufficient equipment to perforate these fecal balloons.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 19, 2022 10:57 PM (kuJJV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
As long as it doesn't degenerate into weight ratios and sparrows, I'm good with it.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:58 PM (r1z5A)
Only Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe can answer with authority.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 19, 2022 10:59 PM (MU200)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 10:54 PM (SsMRU)
I just said "pass" and let it go. I am happier that way I think.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2022 10:59 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 19, 2022 10:59 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Joe Donskoi at February 19, 2022 11:00 PM (6BTho)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 19, 2022 11:01 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 19, 2022 10:56 PM (6FeV1)
set theory: Let all shaggy dogs be a class . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2022 11:01 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
*wipes tear*
That's poetry Man!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2022 11:02 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:56 PM (r1z5A)
From what I've read yes. Plus is attracted to women, still. Don't know about the boobs.
Posted by: Javems at February 19, 2022 11:02 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2022 10:38 PM
I hate stake holders for a different reason.
Posted by: Count Dracula at February 19, 2022 11:02 PM (EughT)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 19, 2022 11:03 PM (m0zqP)
still has boy parts
no fake boobs
just grew out his hair
supposedly took some kind of testosterone suppression I dunno. he has an INCREDIBLY deep voice.
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2022 11:03 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2022 11:04 PM (xhaym)
yes he claims to be a "lesbian"
he's an impressive grifter, I'll give him that! he got into Penn as a white guy a few years ago, so he's not dumb.
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2022 11:04 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2022 11:04 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 19, 2022 10:59 PM (mNhhD)
I don't calculate eigenvalues or do inverse laplace transforms on the weekend.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 11:05 PM (SsMRU)
Other than that, though, feck aff.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 19, 2022 11:05 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2022 11:05 PM (SsMRU)
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I prefer not to do them on days ending in "y"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2022 11:06 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: French Jeton at February 19, 2022 11:06 PM (zEKdf)
Posted by: InCali at February 19, 2022 11:07 PM (eFvmN)
Posted by: Count Dracula at February 19, 2022 11:07 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Black Orchid
Not sure how smart one has to be to grift a stupid woke rule, but....
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 11:07 PM (r1z5A)
*wipes tear*
That's poetry Man!
Posted by: Tonypete
*awakens from trance, shotguns beer*
*bows humbly*
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 19, 2022 11:08 PM (kuJJV)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 19, 2022 11:09 PM (SmZx4)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 11:07 PM (r1z5A)
Quis griftet ipsos griftores?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 19, 2022 11:09 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: InCali
Read somewhere: "Two weeks to flatten the curve," Two years later. "We'll seize your assets."
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 11:09 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Saw him on the Pet Thread earlier. He's a fine looking fellow!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 19, 2022 11:10 PM (kuJJV)
Going through the Pet Thread and reading all the comments like, "Robert is so handsome," and the like was a lovely little ego boost.
Yes, I know everyone was talking about a cat but can't a guy feel some of the love, too?
Posted by: Robert needs to get laid at February 19, 2022 11:10 PM (1Yy3c)
I'm saying he started out smart. he was admitted as a normal white dude, and a swimmer, and was actually decent (as a male swimmer).
so to get into Penn in the current year NOT as a trannie (he came to this situation so he could finish out his last year as a swimmer actually winning a bunch of medals) he has to be quite smart. he had no other hooks (when admitted) that I can see. he was a male swimmer which isn't THAT much of a hook at all, but he was All American in high school so that does help. regardless he needed to get by admissions - mens swimming isn't mens basketball by any means.
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2022 11:10 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 19, 2022 11:11 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: InCali
Read somewhere: "Two weeks to flatten the curve," Two years later. "We'll seize your assets."
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 11:09 PM (r1z5A)
OK doc, you can administer it orally through my dick.
What? What did I say wrong?
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2022 11:11 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: InCali at February 19, 2022 11:07 PM (eFvmN)
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People aren't dying off fast enough...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2022 11:12 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 19, 2022 11:12 PM (SmZx4)
I'd think there, at least, there'd be no problem avoiding the debt, given that your father had died. A copy of the death certificate should shut them up right away.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2022 10:52 PM (bW8dp)
Yes, there was no move to collect the thirty something purchases that someone made. The problem for me was the extra work, having the postoffice hold mail for a period of time, notifying anyone connected with the estate of address change to post box, and trips to the post office to pick up mail. There is a ton of paperwork involved with settling an estate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2022 11:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: InCali at February 19, 2022 11:07 PM (eFvmN)
Oh yes, there is Omicron BA2 out. Could be more and communicable and virulent than the original.
Posted by: Javems at February 19, 2022 11:12 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Some Rat
--
You can freeze your credit online, and/or put a fraud alert, at the three credit agencies
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 19, 2022 11:12 PM (mTuD/)
Posted by: Some Rat
Very reasonable being the Great Reset and all.
Now quit yer bitchen and go lay in that trench.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 19, 2022 11:13 PM (ZcRIA)
The goal is to train everyone to keep taking the clot shot indefinitely and let attrition fix the elites' basic problem of being outnumbered.
There's certainly no legitimate reason to be taking a shot that barely worked against a virus that 99.7% of everyone survived, despite government's efforts to keep us all untreated, that has been replaced in circulation for a year and a half.
But don't worry: two further waves from now they'll be clearing their inventory of the version that barely works against omicron.
Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2022 11:15 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 19, 2022 11:17 PM (kuJJV)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 11:18 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 10:56 PM (r1z5A)
Part of the problem with Lia is that due to the nature of swimming, dripping wet in a swim cap and bathing suit, he looks exactly like a he. A little bit of boobage doesn't change that. That's obviously a man swimming, especially with those shoulders and narrow waist. The real women swimmers are idiots for not complaining.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2022 11:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 19, 2022 11:19 PM (SmZx4)
Posted by: InCali at February 19, 2022 11:07 PM (eFvmN)
It is claimed that Trudeau owns directly or through his family about 40% of the Canadian company that makes the lipids used in the Pfizer shot.
Which may explain his government contracting to buy the Pfizer shots through 2024 and his demand to get all Canadians to take the shot.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2022 11:19 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 19, 2022 11:20 PM (mTuD/)
I hear that. Doing it right now, as it happens.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2022 11:20 PM (bW8dp)
....
Awww
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 19, 2022 11:11 PM
If I had a cat I'd name it Warai-Neko. Then I'd tell everyone, "Warai is the best. Warai is the cutest. Warai licks his own asshole gracefully."
Posted by: Robert needs to get laid at February 19, 2022 11:21 PM (1Yy3c)
Please take note
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 19, 2022 11:21 PM (mTuD/)
Posted by: nerdygirl
The few pics of him I've seen, wet or dry, "THAT'S A MAN, BABY!"
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 11:22 PM (r1z5A)
yes for certain things - but not for a run of the mill decent male swimmer, which is what he was when admitted. he had a hook but not a "star basketball player" hook. and btw track is useful for female students only; it's very hard for boys to use track for admission. most track coaches use it for "school diversity points" - they actually use most sports for this in Ivies. he was not diverse in any way (when admitted).
the dude is smart. I've heard him speak. He's smart enough to dog it just enough to have "plausible deniability" of his incredible OP status as a "female" swimmer.
as long as they let him keep this up, he will. he's probably amazed it's gone this far.
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2022 11:22 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2022 11:22 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2022 11:22 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Javems at February 19, 2022 11:12 PM (AmoqO)
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Thank Fauci and the Chinese for the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2022 11:23 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2022 11:23 PM (TdMsT)
Well, they probably don't want a band of angry psychotic communists showing up outside their dorm rooms.
Pity that the rule of law is no longer in effect, innit?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2022 11:23 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 19, 2022 11:23 PM (mTuD/)
Sorry, we can't all be winners in the naming scheme
Good night, all. Thank you for your love for Robert the Cat (TM) and sorry for Robert the Non-Cat.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 19, 2022 11:24 PM (m0zqP)
This wouldn't keep me from drinking the margaritas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2022 11:24 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Justin T at February 19, 2022 11:24 PM (RhCVh)
300 actual female student athletes wrote in support of him
screw it - you GO, supposed girl!
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2022 11:25 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Black Orchid
I want to dope slap each and every one of them
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 19, 2022 11:26 PM (mTuD/)
screw it - you GO, supposed girl!
Posted by: Black Orchid
Yep.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 11:26 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Lia at February 19, 2022 11:28 PM (Xrfse)
Well, they probably don't want a band of angry psychotic communists showing up outside their dorm rooms.
Pity that the rule of law is no longer in effect, innit?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2022 11:23 PM (bW8dp)
The rules of ballistics still matter. Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 19, 2022 11:28 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 19, 2022 11:30 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 19, 2022 11:31 PM (SchxB)
Devices installed in neighborhoods around city designed to determine who, what is responsible for foul odors
The whole fucking city was a foul odor back in the old school paper mill days. You could smell the place miles outside of city limits, on the highway, in your car, with the windows rolled up. Nasty ass shit.
I used to have to fly from Miami to Jacksonville a couple of times a year, and I could even smell that foul air on the plane during the descent.
Posted by: Paco at February 19, 2022 11:31 PM (njExo)
This wouldn't keep me from drinking the margaritas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2022 11:24 PM (VxC1e)
Agreed. Give me bowls of crispy, hot nachos. Bowl of cheese sauce. Bowl of sour cream (w/chives.) Bowl of taco meat. Let me handle the assembly and disposal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2022 11:32 PM (dNqv+)
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In the 30s there were good German Jews who supported the Nazi program of forcing the unassimilated eastern Jews out of the Reich.
To their dismay, the crocodile was not satisfied.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2022 11:32 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2022 11:33 PM (dNqv+)
The good news is that if you've had the O-Mi-Cron! BA1 strain you're pretty much immune to BA2. Unless your immune system has been compromised somehow.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 19, 2022 11:33 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2022 11:23 PM (VxC1e)
Interesting how there is no animosity toward China for doing this to us.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2022 11:34 PM (+lVUW)
But normally, they were just f**t detectors. You couldn't get away with passing the blame onto someone else when you let a really stinky egg-f**t off.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 19, 2022 11:35 PM (xxG/v)
Well, they probably don't want a band of angry psychotic communists showing up outside their dorm rooms.
Pity that the rule of law is no longer in effect, innit?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2022 11:23 PM (bW8dp)
One member of his team publicly complained, but the rest of the team has come out and said that they are supportive of him. Apparently a lot of lady athletes are fine with handing their sports over to men.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2022 11:37 PM (+lVUW)
Nope. The Ivy league does not give athletic scholarships.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 19, 2022 11:39 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2022 11:37 PM (+lVUW)
And if they want to get out of university with their degree they'll keep supporting him.
Posted by: Commie Shitbag Professors and Administrators at February 19, 2022 11:41 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 11:42 PM (hOUT3)
For months now I have enjoyed the Saturday Night Joke from this OP. In fact, I have told many of them to friends and family to great reception.
However, tonight and last week's were just not funny. Like at all. By which I mean, they were super lame and I wouldn't even try them out in the Blacksheep comedy review.
Just my two cents, offered primarily because so many in the past have been hilarious.
I hope this criticism is taken in the constructive spirit in which it is intended, truly.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 19, 2022 11:43 PM (6mvRv)
Trudeau is now a 4 letter word in Canada
The Ottawa police chief wants to keep harassing the truckers, I guess no truckers will go anywhere near Ottawa especially with a loaded trailer.
Hey Castreau We asked nicely this time...
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 19, 2022 11:43 PM (iSbhf)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 19, 2022 10:07 PM (m0zqP)
So happy to hear that you and Robert are bonding. He is a positive influence on your life.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2022 11:44 PM (P3gRi)
I hate to say this but so many female collegiate athletes I know just quit when they are in college. they don't love it, maybe the pressure of DI is too much? a lot quit. a lot just hate it. probably a lot don't mind being on a winning team but not having the pressure - the shemales will win for the team and they can kick back or be on practice squad.
a lot of parents now curate their kids. I just had a talk with my youngest's college counselor and they were very concerned about the lack of a "hook" - this would be something Very Special that would maybe get a white kid who isn't LBGT-whatever into a T-50 school.
meh whatever. it's all so crazy. a lot of the female athletes were "curated" by their parents - they find a likely sport like crew/volleyball/the field sport in track and field, and they get good enough and WHAM they are in - into some pretty elite colleges, often.
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2022 11:44 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
My friend claims he was offered a (coincidently enough) a swimming scholarship to Dartmouth. He ended up going to CWU.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 11:45 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 19, 2022 11:23 PM (mTuD/)
It is a difficult choice, but he is making them support their own #Woke absurdity, so he should get some credit for that I think!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 11:45 PM (hOUT3)
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MisHum still has a better batting average than SNL, which hasn't had a funny joke in 30 years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2022 11:45 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 19, 2022 11:46 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2022 11:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 19, 2022 11:47 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2022 10:10 PM (4fSQf)
By not putting his, er, music on Ewetoob or Splotify, he has made those venues just a tiny bit less rancid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2022 11:48 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 19, 2022 11:49 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 19, 2022 11:49 PM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 11:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
Ladyl broke a tennis court? How the hell does one do that!? (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 11:51 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Lia's team mates @the locker room at February 19, 2022 11:51 PM (lz0/u)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 19, 2022 11:49 PM (UHVv4)
Hope you guys know how much these mean tweets look like a threat to democracy, one might even call them "insurrection"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 19, 2022 11:54 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: A cat with turpentine on its ass at February 19, 2022 11:56 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Theodore at February 19, 2022 11:58 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Theodore at February 19, 2022 11:58 PM (GJnvT)
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We could tell you but then we'd have to kill you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2022 11:59 PM (VxC1e)
It means you're talking to them via hailing frequencies because their shields are up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 19, 2022 11:59 PM (SchxB)
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If Trump were president he'd make a deal Treudosco couldn't refuse.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2022 11:59 PM (p+KMx)
Ladyl broke a tennis court? How the hell does one do that!? (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 19, 2022 11:51 PM (r1z5A)
{{{Some Rat}}}
My tennis club was damaged in an ice storm and not all of the courts are open.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2022 11:59 PM (TdMsT)
I don't know what was happening in (red-pilled BREXIT/MAGA supporter) Morrissey's life at the time of this performance, but whatever it was, it made this rendition of "Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want" emotional, timeless and intensely powerful. You almost want to look away but you can't, and that's the magic.
https://tinyurl.com/3zh4eath
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 19, 2022 11:59 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 12:00 AM (6mvRv)
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The show stopper will be when he sings I Wish I Were 64.
We saw him on the tour before Vid. Yeah, he is a political lamo, yeah, he's ancient, yeah, he's lost a lot of his voice, yeah, he charges a lot for tickets. I am a very very late boomer (everyone's older brother had all the fun and we got Carter and the Omni) but I still revere the Beatles musically. His band is crack, the show was carefully orchestrated to cover for Paul as much as possible and I got to sing along with "From Me To You" in the same building with an actual Beatle playing the same bass. It was worth it and if you haven't, I recommend it. He can't go on forever.
Posted by: azjaeger at February 20, 2022 12:01 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2022 11:59 PM (TdMsT)
I'm betting it was your powerful serve that weakened the entire structure, but you don't want to get blamed for the damage!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:01 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 20, 2022 12:02 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Some Rat
Converted a chunk of my assets to lead a few years back. Seize them? Hell, I'll give em to them if they want them.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 20, 2022 12:03 AM (Awz1f)
It means you're talking to them via hailing frequencies because their shields are up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 19, 2022 11:59 PM (SchxB)
Spock: The Prefix code?
Kirk: It's all we've got.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2022 12:03 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Blacksheep
But don't do four to a side...evidently it breaks all rules of propriety.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 20, 2022 12:04 AM (r1z5A)
I recall at one point it meant either you were hugging the person whose name was there, or 'accusing' them of being a 'secret' Jew.
Much hilarity was had at the expense of folks using it in the latter way.
Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2022 12:05 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 12:06 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 20, 2022 12:07 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 19, 2022 11:31 PM (SchxB)
Thank you, Blanco. I had beer, and birthday cake!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 12:08 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable
Unfortunately, a lot of our Canadian friends had their delivery systems taken away.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 20, 2022 12:08 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2022 12:09 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 20, 2022 12:10 AM (r1z5A)
That said, I do agree the convention is three on each side or it's creepy.
The modern world is so complicated. If only Pixy were here he could explain it to us, albeit in a way I only vaguely understand.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 12:10 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 20, 2022 12:08 AM (r1z5A)
This seems to happen a lot, usually just before a country runs into a spell of very "bad luck"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:11 AM (hOUT3)
Swinging in an Israel kibbutz one day
Sleeping in a Palo doorway next day
Be careful how you pray
You'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret...Jewish man
Secret....Jewish man
They've taken your yarmulke
And given you a fez
Posted by: azjaeger at February 20, 2022 12:12 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2022 12:12 AM (TdMsT)
Yeah, if you see {{}}} you need to ask where his hand went
Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2022 12:12 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:11 AM (hOUT3)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: R. Heinlein at February 20, 2022 12:12 AM (VxC1e)
Never sure when one can trust a birthday theme around here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:13 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 20, 2022 12:14 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: R. Heinlein at February 20, 2022 12:12 AM (VxC1e)
Yes, RAH had a way with words and concepts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:14 AM (hOUT3)
https://tinyurl.com/4pymjrv7
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2022 12:15 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 20, 2022 12:07 AM (iSbhf)
LOL. In fact, IIRC, Elvis had a twin brother who died at or shortly after birth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 12:15 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Louis Winthorpe III at February 20, 2022 12:15 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2022 12:16 AM (VxC1e)
He announced it yesterday, so I had a good idea of when it would be.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 20, 2022 12:17 AM (SchxB)
Never sure when one can trust a birthday theme around here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:13 AM (hOUT3)
It's legit. Same day as J.J. Sefton.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 12:17 AM (P3gRi)
Then my dad died. Two years later, we're still working on closing details, as soon as legally allowed -- and when we get a dividend check or some other small payout, since we don't have an account called "The Davis Estate," it has to go to the lawyer's office so he can clear it through his probate account.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 20, 2022 12:18 AM (videA)
Thanks, I obviously missed that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:18 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Farmer at February 20, 2022 12:19 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 20, 2022 12:20 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 12:17 AM (P3gRi)
So you guys are twins?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:20 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:20 AM (hOUT3)
Same day; not the same century.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 12:21 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 20, 2022 12:18 AM (videA)
Why it is almost like the laws are written so the lawyers are involved in everything...
Nah that can't be right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:22 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 12:21 AM (P3gRi)
JJS is holding up pretty well with that century handicap thing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:23 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:25 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 12:25 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 20, 2022 12:25 AM (hOUT3)
Night, Hrothgar!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 12:26 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Theodore at February 20, 2022 12:27 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Redwine at February 20, 2022 12:27 AM (k10s5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 12:25 AM (P3gRi)
A honda goldwing with twin .50 BMGs, and a sidecar hauling a 55 gallon drum of bourbon?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2022 12:28 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 12:17 AM (P3gRi)
Well then, Happy B day to both of you.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2022 12:29 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2022 12:29 AM (TdMsT)
Like real estate and M&A lawyers, form practice is the biggest problem with trust, wills and estate lawyers. Most don't consider the real issues before them and draft docs tailored to the family's actual needs.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 12:29 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)
That got sold already. A diesel pusher motorhome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 12:29 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2022 12:32 AM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Theodore at February 20, 2022 12:35 AM (GJnvT)
What got to us was that we're even beyond that.
We were in good with the lawyer. The state, and by extension the IRS, started looking over the banks' shoulders quite intrusively, as if pre-planned inheritance and family property were some kind of racket.
And if you get a kind of cynical and big-brotherly vibe from that, yes we could have drinks on that notion.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 20, 2022 12:38 AM (videA)
{{Ya'll gonna convert Theo into one o'those
Huggin' Fools}}
{{See you tomorrow.}}
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 20, 2022 12:43 AM (videA)
Posted by: Some Rat
You don't think there are any Canadians who understand PVC and cosmoline.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 20, 2022 12:44 AM (Awz1f)
What the heck did he mean by that? That there were agent provocateurs, people caught up in the enthusiasm of the protest, that people shouldn't have brought their kids/pets, only truckers should have protested, or something else? Or is he one of the "if we would all just BEHAVE and follow the RULES, then the [insert authority here] would stop punishing us!" types that we've seen for the past two years?
Posted by: pookysgirl, not a fan of group punishment at February 20, 2022 12:45 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 12:17 AM (P3gRi)
Shit. We gotta do this again tomorrow?
*I'd sing 'Happy Birthday' for ya but I hate the dodging of rotten eggs.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2022 12:55 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2022 01:07 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 20, 2022 12:44 AM (Awz1f)
They can't come and take away that which they don't know exists.
There was a long gun registry for a few years, but Stephen Harper officially ended it, although I am certain the RCMP illegally kept copies of the data. But those guns that were never entered into the registry aren't going to be in it now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 01:08 AM (P3gRi)
But the chance the Harvard football team and the FSU team have comparable SAT scores is next to nil.
Not defending the Ivy league. My guess is they all know about the same about Western Civ. If I had to bet, I would go with Florida state.
Posted by: Quint at February 20, 2022 01:11 AM (O6Oex)
I hope this criticism is taken in the constructive spirit in which it is intended, truly.
This is Opposite Day, isn't it?
Posted by: mindless weeblewobble at February 20, 2022 01:17 AM (Z7b/F)
Like his former employer NRO, it is sad what he's become, but only insofar as he has writing skills and the power to persuade. Unfortunately, he has utterly wasted them and become yet another an intelligent circle joke.
Is there anyone on this planet who opens up their browser wondering what David French thinks? Good bye to good riddance as far as I am concerned.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 01:28 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 20, 2022 01:32 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 20, 2022 01:32 AM (a4EWo)
Thank you kindly! And likewise to all the others who wished me well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 01:34 AM (P3gRi)
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Geezuz, who pissed in your Wheaties?
Try those margaritas in the top pic, stat!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2022 01:34 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 20, 2022 01:32 AM (a4EWo)
times two!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2022 01:35 AM (sy5kK)
Try those margaritas in the top pic, stat!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2022 01:34 AM (sy5kK)
LCD, Mindful Webworker is mocking the people who complained about the joke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 01:38 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: JQ at February 20, 2022 01:40 AM (dB4Iz)
Well, here's Tuesday to you
https://i.redd.it/i5q5vp3lgdt21.jpg
Happy Birthday AOP
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 01:41 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: JQ at February 20, 2022 01:40 AM (dB4Iz)
Still lookin' at the green side of the grass, so yeah!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 01:42 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 01:43 AM (p+KMx)
Happy Birthday AOP
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 01:41 AM (p+KMx)
Someone needs to get her out of those wet clothes, and into a nice dry Martini.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 01:44 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Blacksheep
Fuck off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2022 01:46 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 01:48 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 01:49 AM (p+KMx)
Blacksheep didn't write that one... and it was meant in jest by the original author, MWW.
Unless my eyes have deceived me.
Posted by: JQ at February 20, 2022 01:50 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ at February 20, 2022 01:51 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 01:48 AM (6mvRv)
Thank you, Blacksheep.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 01:52 AM (P3gRi)
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Remember those 99 lawsuits about quarterback Deshaun Watson? Yeah, he passes out 99 paychecks, loses a year of work. And might not get a job.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 01:53 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at February 20, 2022 01:53 AM (2l23A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Whew, thanks, AOP. Always a concern that facetious mockery might be taken seriously. The banhammer hungers.
Try those margaritas in the top pic, stat!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Tequila and I don't get along... anymore. I had been kinda grumpy for real today*, and have just finished a good Adult hot chocolate nightcap, and feel much better.
*Murphy's Law: An apparently cracked tooth will bring itself to one's attention at the dentist's closing time on a Friday night. How do it know? Hope they aren't taking Monday off.
Posted by: mindful webworker - tenuous tenacity at February 20, 2022 01:54 AM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: Oedipus at February 20, 2022 01:54 AM (Iio8m)
"Jeffrey Epstein's pimp Jean-Luc Brunel 'hangs himself alone in Paris jail with no CCTV': Ghislaine Maxwell's family 'shocked and scared for her' as man who procured 1,000 women for paedophile financier dies days after Andrew deal"
Seems it is very hang-y to have consorted with this man.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 01:55 AM (6mvRv)
For some reason, my browser tells me reddit is insecure and won't let me see anything there.
Posted by: mindful webworker - calling all pixymisas... at February 20, 2022 01:56 AM (Z7b/F)
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Deeeeeeeep Staaaaaaaaaaate
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 01:57 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 01:55 AM (6mvRv)
He was a dirty garottin' scoundrel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 01:57 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Oedipus at February 20, 2022 01:54 AM (Iio8m)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2022 01:57 AM (dNqv+)
Well, banging children is despicable, so... Good riddance!
Posted by: JQ at February 20, 2022 01:58 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 01:58 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: mindful webworker - tenuous tenacity at February 20, 2022 01:54 AM (Z7b/F)
Monday is Present Dentist's Day isn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 01:58 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 01:59 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 01:58 AM (P3gRi)
Yep.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2022 02:00 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - starting to faaaade... at February 20, 2022 02:01 AM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2022 02:03 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:03 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:04 AM (p+KMx)
Happy Birthday, Mr President.
Posted by: Aetius
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Well, not until Tuesday, actually. Monday is just Government Worker holiday.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2022 02:05 AM (1vynn)
I never even checked to see if it is signed. It might be worth many pennies more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 02:05 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2022 02:05 AM (1vynn)
Checked the birthday, then looked at the computer, thought it was still friday...
Mea Culpa.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2022 02:06 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:04 AM (p+KMx)
Glove compartment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 02:06 AM (P3gRi)
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Freedom of expression.
Not here in America.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:06 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 02:05 AM (P3gRi)
I'd be worried that he still might get residuals.
Still, might be able to set some effigies of Trudeau on fire...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2022 02:07 AM (dNqv+)
Try those margaritas in the top pic, stat!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2022 01:34 AM (sy5kK)
LCD, Mindful Webworker is mocking the people who complained about the joke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 01:38 AM (P3gRi)
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Yeah, I got here late tonight. And it shows.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2022 02:09 AM (sy5kK)
Seizing the eastern coast so as to join the Russian controlled oblasts and Crimea while acquiring a seaport and/or getting Biden to remove missile defense systems from Russia's front door to avoid the (probably false) threat of Russia installing nukes in Cuba and Venezuela?
I'm buying that, but bombing Kiev and taking the whole country back over? That seems crazy but I guess we'll see. Putin clearly isn't afraid of sanctions or pipeline interruptions.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 02:09 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:10 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: Braenyard
The other night, I almost stomped my left foot on the floorboard to dim the headlights.
Posted by: mindful webworker - old phart up past my beddy-bye time at February 20, 2022 02:10 AM (Z7b/F)
Still, might be able to set some effigies of Trudeau on fire...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2022 02:07 AM (dNqv+)
I thought it would be a great gag gift. And then I thought, "awesome target!" Now I am thinking, hollow out the pages, and use it to hide a pistol in the bookshelf. What thief would steal it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 02:11 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 02:11 AM (P3gRi)
Great lever for the secret lair...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2022 02:12 AM (dNqv+)
I'll duck out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2022 02:13 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Giles Overreach at February 20, 2022 02:13 AM (czlzu)
My first vehicle was a Chevy truck with a three-on-the-tree shift. What a piece of crap. I would sometimes have to literally pull over and get under it to free up the jammed cotter pins. Crazy.
My younger sister had a VW Beetle with a semi-automatic so there was no clutch but you had to take your foot entirely off the gas to facilitate pressure differential shifting. If you were driving and rested your hand on the shift the contact would shift you into neutral while you were driving.
Good times.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 02:17 AM (6mvRv)
Ol' truck has one of those-- and yes, a pair of gloves is just about all that'll fit in it!
Of course it is packed full of... stuff... LOL
Posted by: JQ at February 20, 2022 02:18 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 02:18 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: mindful webworker - whatever happened to 🐧 ? at February 20, 2022 02:19 AM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: publius
Weren't Bill Gates and both Clintoons also associates of Epstein? *finges crossed*
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2022 02:23 AM (Caq7j)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2022 02:23 AM (Caq7j)
They sold the rope.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:27 AM (p+KMx)
Good times.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 02:17 AM (6mvRv)
My late uncle Leo had one of those. It replaced his '50 Chev Powerglide, which he had maintained in mint condition since he bought it new. His left leg was locked straight because his knee had been fused for rheumatoid arthritis, so he could only drive an automatic. He had to have the seat in the VW set back six inches so he could fit in, because despite being crippled, he was still a very tall guy. He really loved that little Beetle, too, and maintained it every bit as well as he had the Chevy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 02:28 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: ... at February 20, 2022 02:33 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: ... at February 20, 2022 02:34 AM (dscaa)
Sounds like your uncle had a far superior version. Interesting little cars.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 02:34 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: ... at February 20, 2022 02:34 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: ... at February 20, 2022 02:35 AM (dscaa)
Used to beat those tongs till they lined up with a soda can. They to fragile to hit with a hammer.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:35 AM (p+KMx)
Seems it is very hang-y to have consorted with this man.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 01:55 AM (6mvRv)
Well, ever see the movie 'The Accident Man'? About a hit man who makes his kills look like Accidents?
Posted by: Hanging Chad at February 20, 2022 02:36 AM (oHd/0)
Speaking of Bill, I was watching some video this afternoon of Bill Gates speaking on some panel about the vaccines and covid.
Ol' Bill was sitting in his chair, sort of slouching and knock-kneed. Made William F. Buckley look like a paragon of posture.
Some evil bitch was hosting the thing, and she had on a pair of red f-me pumps, and was sort of showing Bill some leg. Bill didn't seem too interested, and sort of avoided eye-contact.
She asked about this mess, and he said, "Sadly, the Omnicron variant is acting like a vaccine that is spreading rapidly."
Sadly, he said. Sadly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Sadly, he said. Sadly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Fucking weirdo
Posted by: ... at February 20, 2022 02:37 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 02:38 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 02:38 AM (6mvRv)
Oh that's nice, Blacksheep. I guess my tinfoil lined walls are paying off.
Posted by: ... at February 20, 2022 02:40 AM (dscaa)
Here's that, "Sadly...." clip of Bill Gates. Note the bitch babe in the red pumps:
https://nitter.net/statsjamie/
status/1494798543709777923
There's more clips of this event out there, which get weirder. The podcast where I first saw this played several of them. It looked red fuck me shoes gal was either making a play for Bill, or something had already happened and Bill wasn't exactly thrilled either way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Doc, among other things, check my antibody level
Got Phizered in April. Said
"SARS-CoV-2 spike protein antibody level is greater than 250 which is positive and indicates good immunity."
So much for Fauci's it only lasts 250 days.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:42 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 02:34 AM (6mvRv)
He had the first year, 1968. As I remember, they had 3-speed transmission, not the usual four-speed. And there was either a fluid coupling, or a torque converter, plus a vacuum-operated clutch control by a touch of the gear lever. You could start out in third gear, but it would have been very sluggish. Second was a good all-round gear for urban driving. First for starting on steep hills, or for "spirited acceleration".
The Automatic Stickshift was never a big seller, and eventually VW came out with a pretty modern conventional automatic transmission.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 02:42 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 02:42 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:43 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:44 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:45 AM (p+KMx)
Nah...
Add some spaces, put in another line break, and dump https:..
Work for that link!!
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at February 20, 2022 02:47 AM (jxmu6)
Most modern browsers will remove the line feed and other extraneous white space there automatically. Chrome, Chromium, Firefox, and Edge I have here do that effortlessly.
If you want a tinyurl, here it is:
https://tinyurl.com/3bvun3re
If your browser doesn't remove extraneous white space, some easy manual editing of the URL field will get you right to it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)
I remember earlier, many browsers would take a URL you copied and pasted that had a line feed in it and convert that line feed to a "%20" character, which is hex for ACSII space character.
So, you'd just have to manually erase that. Now, they all seem to just ignore it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 02:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2022 02:52 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)
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No my job
AoSHQ style guide says us tiny url or some other link shortening site.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:53 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 02:55 AM (P3gRi)
Believe it or not the last time I was in Rome I rented a vehicle and they delivered a Smart car with the same arrangement just a few years ago..
So there I am in a foreign country with street signs I can't read and roundabouts trying to fully let my foot off the gas before touching the shift and trying not to get killed by the locals. I was a menace and it was best I got off the roads after taking my day trip .
The Smart cars are interesting in the same way the Beetle is, but even better. They're made by Benz and are super roomy, and you can park them anywhere. You just have time to get over the gaydom of driving a car that looks like a high top tennis shoe.
They also had a very small fuel tank and got way worse gas mileage than I would have thought, causing me to fill up at an ENI station (with their weird flying six-legged dog logo signs), paying by the liter in Euros.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 02:57 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 02:58 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2022 02:52 AM (U2p+3)
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That gets it every time.
I pass on Joe not a cop
Silicone puts me off.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:58 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:58 AM (p+KMx)
Ikr, drives me bonkers. I don't get the allure at all.
Posted by: ... at February 20, 2022 03:00 AM (dscaa)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2022 03:10 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 03:15 AM (p+KMx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2022 02:55 AM (P3gRi)
Not sure that would work. There are actually some differences in browsers in how the text displays.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 20, 2022 03:19 AM (aIiHv)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 02:58 AM (p+KMx)
Ikr, drives me bonkers. I don't get the allure at all.
Posted by: ... at February 20, 2022 03:00 AM (dscaa)
It can look good in clothes. And hey if a woman feels better about herself with some more cleavage cool. But yeah, natural as a personal preference and naked with implants can have such a wild variation on looking ok to freakish.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 20, 2022 03:26 AM (aIiHv)
The Italians still make Ferraris and Lamborghini
They also have tens of thousands of truckers. I have been to their truck stops, these guys ain't woke.
Posted by: Quint at February 20, 2022 03:41 AM (4op5W)
I recommend tiny url because it has a handy little widget you can install on any browser that I know of. It will make a tinyURL of any page that you have open. One more click and it's copied. Just paste it and all your audience has to do is click on that link.
No fuss at all.
Another nice thing is if you read a lot of tinyURL's you can configure it to always open links in preview mode so you know , sort of, what you are loading.
End rant that isn't much of a rant.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at February 20, 2022 03:43 AM (jxmu6)
William F. Buckley's slouching was notorious and a hoot. On "Firing Line", with Michael Kinsley moderating. Buckley had on a rumpled suit, looked like he'd slept in it, and a clipboard. He'd slide down in his chair, looking like he was just going to pour himself on the floor.
There was one clip of Buckley, and a couple of left-tard economists. John Kenneth Galbraith was one of them, and some other pointy headed idiot.
They all, Buckley included demonstrated "intellectual stammer" to a T. Buckley got to going, "Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh". Galbraith was doing some hemming and hawing and the other guy got to doing some constipated sounding, "huhhhhhnnn. Uhhhhhhnnnnnn, well, Uhhhhnnnn!".
All three of them together, intellectually stammering.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 03:43 AM (Mzdiz)
Save us King Harry! Save America! Save Canada! All hail Queen Markle!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 20, 2022 03:45 AM (dA9eR)
There were 70 Canadian truckers who got busted in the protest yesterday. So Justine Castreau got his video for state-sponsored TV news.
But the video shows interviews from truckers and relatives that the cops drove about 20 minutes, stopped near a mall, and told the arrested truckers to "take a hike, get out of here."
I wonder how long YouTube will allow the interviews to remain, after all, they make ABCBSNBCNN news look bad. Biden supports Little Fidel's boot on the neck of truckers. It's a test case for Biden's America thug gubbermint. So far, it doesn't look good for oppressive gubbermints, judging by the support for the truckers, which is growing every day.
Castreau's losing control of the cops, bad sign. I wonder if daddy Fidel ever had similar problems in Cuba?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2022 03:51 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 03:54 AM (p+KMx)
The best part of Fidel's essence ran down Maggie's ass crack.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 03:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 03:57 AM (Mzdiz)
There's more clips of this event out there, which get weirder. The podcast where I first saw this played several of them. It looked red fuck me shoes gal was either making a play for Bill, or something had already happened and Bill wasn't exactly thrilled either way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)
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black dress, red pumps.......
She's Powerbitch!!
I laughed at how she brown nosed Bill when she asked her question. Probably looking for a PR job at the Gates Institute.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2022 04:02 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 04:03 AM (p+KMx)
Let's see if this works. This is supposed to be a tinyurl to Yanet Garcia's twatter, redirected to nitter:
https://tinyurl.com/y9oejvj2
Did that work?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 04:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Mommy banged Mick Jagger for years, too. She got around.
https://tinyurl.com/ms2u7jxr
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2022 04:07 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 04:09 AM (p+KMx)
I really like the second from the bottom picture. A nice, warm family picture. Young adult Justin, mother Margaret, and a graying but stately daddy Fidel.
I wonder what words of wisdom Fidel is whispering to his son.
"Someday you will do for Canada what I did for Cuba!"
OK, it's just a guess.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2022 04:12 AM (sy5kK)
Let's see if this works. This is supposed to be a tinyurl to Yanet Garcia's twatter, redirected to nitter:
https://tinyurl.com/y9oejvj2
Did that work?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 04:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Something worked!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2022 04:14 AM (sy5kK)
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Except Castro looked more like a man.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2022 04:15 AM (p+KMx)
Here Yanet (Dat ass doh!) Garcia. She's seems to be Little Red Riding Hood or something:
https://tinyurl.com/y8c7n8k8
I'm just playing with the automatic Tinyurl extension for Chrome.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 20, 2022 04:17 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: jasonj at February 20, 2022 04:41 AM (ocTOb)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2022 06:42 AM (2JoB8)
@465- That is awesome. I've read you can do that but I don't know that I personally would ever feel confident enough to alter my transmission that much and still get behind the wheel afterward lol. I admire your mechanical skills, sounds like a fun project.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2022 10:31 AM (6mvRv)
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