Quick Hits

The ACLU -- the American Civil Rights Union, supposedly -- is challenging Youngkin's optional masking order which... gives the right to choose masking, or choose not to mask, to Virginia citizens.

Or, as the Washington Post dysphemizes it (the opposite of euphemizes): "mandates choice."

Imposes freedom!

The ACLU is now against the imposition of burdensome freedom and dangerous rights.

For those keeping track, the ACLU is now fighting on behalf of schools -- government bodies -- to take away the rights of citizen parents and citizen students.

I mentioned that one Democrat Virginia Democrat Senator who said he'd vote with the Republicans to end the mask mandate if schools did not stop the nonsense.

I undersold it.

This guy is amazing and I don't know what he's doing in the Democrat Party.

Luke Rosiak:

A Virginia Democrat state senator had his "Joe Manchin moment" when, in a fiery letter to the Fairfax County Public Schools superintendent, he responded to the district's doubling down on what he called "Forced Masking of Children" by vowing to pass a law prohibiting it "in the coming days."
"It has become hard, if not impossible, to find a respected medical researcher who still defends Forced Masking of Children as a public safety measure," Sen. Chap Petersen wrote Monday. Petersen, a moderate Democrat from Fairfax City, serves in a state senate where Democrats have such a thin majority that, when he votes with Republicans, Republicans can pass legislation.
"The decision to wear a mask in public -- when there is so little correlation with public health -- makes it de facto a political decision. In other words, by wearing a mask in a public setting, the wearer is able to communicate a political message, e.g. "I Care About Others" or "I voted for Biden" ... You are forcing children to make a political statement that they (and their parents) may not believe. That violates the First Amendment," he wrote.
It was a remarkable example of an elected Democrat politician calling out a nominally nonpartisan schools chief for being more partisan than he is -- so partisan, in fact, that the superintendent was willing to implement what Petersen described as "inhumane" policies in service of political virtue signaling.

I took it out.

-- You took what out?

It.

-- It?

It.

-- Out?

Out.

-- You took it out?!

I took it out.

New York Governess and Always Unmasked Sextugenarian Kathy Hochul has extended the masking mandate for New York schools. The ACLU will not be challenging this executive order, because the ACLU is all about government power now.

Additional photos of huge ugly sack of comorbidities and Certified Professional Mooseknuckle Wrangler Stacy Abrams' visit to that mask mandate school were leaked to Clay Travis, and they show her unmasked, even when all the adults in the room are unmasked. I don't think she can use the excuse that she was "just holding her breath" for two or three hours. I somehow doubt she has the cardio fitness for that kind of feat.

A "fact" checker says that Joe Rogan shouldn't be allowed to speak because he doesn't have an independent board of review fact checking his statements before he says them.

When he's asked who fact checks his statements about science -- he's a non-scientist, of course; they all are -- before he blabbers them out on Twitter, he says... "I do."

I fact check myself.

I love it.

I'm sure there's a reason that Joe Rogan isn't qualified as this J-School Galileo to also "fact check" himself.

That asshole deleted his tweet quickly, by the way. But not quickly enough.

In Canada, a liberal member of Parliament rakes Fidel Castro's blackface-wearing bastard son over the coals.

Marie Oakes
@TheMarieOakes
Lightbound taking shots at Trudeau:
"When it comes to the broader demonstrations we've seen in Ottawa and Quebec City and all across the country, I will abstain from the kind of generalizations that were heard these last few days," Quebec Liberal MP Joel Lightbound said.

LIGHTBOUND: "I've seen on Radio-Canada, an interview with what seemed to be a very kind grandmother who demonstrated for her grandkids. She looked & sounded nothing like white supremacists nor did the black, Sikh, indigenous Canadians I saw demonstrating on my way to parliament"
Taking aim at Trudeau again:
"I have enough respect for my fellow Canadians, not to engage in these easy absurd labels."
Liberal MP Joel Lightbound said at the beginning of his remarks that it is time for the protesters in Ottawa to leave and suggest they relocate somewhere else.
"It is time to stop dividing Canadians", he added.
He says he is not the only one feeling like this in his ranks.
Says during the last election campaign he began to feel uncomfortable with his party's (Liberal) tone and rhetoric.
"The division has gotten to a point it needs to stop."

Immediately the most franticly loyal members of the leftwing government -- the press -- attack Lightbound for his disloyatly:

Mackenzie Gray from CTV (Recently blocked me), says Lightbound sounds like Conservative interim leader Bergenand asks "why should Justin Trudeau keep you in the Liberal caucus?"
These journalists really are propagandists for Trudeau. I stand by my criticisms of Mackenzie Gray that got me blocked.
"I'm hopeful as well that there is room in the Liberal party for dissent", Liberal MP Joel Lightbound said.

A shot at the Laptop Class:

"Not everyone can earn a living on a Macbook at a cottage," Liberal MP Joel Lightbound said.

Video here. But in French. At least the beginning is in French. Maybe he speaks in English later.

Here's another Canadian MP demanding an off-ramp to Justin Castreau's endless state of emergency and dictatorial powers.

Outstanding 🇨🇦

pic.twitter.com/ymqHnsLOlv
— Freedom Wealth (@Wealth_Theory) February 8, 2022

And hope rises in the West: Sasketchewan Premiere Bob Moe (funny name) says he's ending all vaccine mandates.

Saskatchewan is lifting all of its pandemic public health orders in a phased approach that is to begin Monday with the removal of its COVID-19 vaccine passport policy.
At the end of the month, it also plans to end its indoor mask mandate and the requirement for people to self-isolate if they test positive for the virus.

Premier Scott Moe said Tuesday that providing proof of vaccination to enter businesses, including restaurants, had helped to fight the infection's spread.
But it also created deep divisions in the province, in effect "two classes of citizens," he said.
"The benefits of this policy no longer outweigh the costs," said Moe, who added people should be able to choose whether to get vaccinated.
"This government is going to respect that right."

The tyrants are falling.

But they'll go out viciously. Hurting as many people as they can.

They always do, as Tucker Carlson points out.

A light one:

Are you Mel Gibson?

Hey, are you Mel Gibson?pic.twitter.com/sDx9kqcvUm
— Suburban Black Man 🇺🇸 (@goodblackdude) February 8, 2022

Great compilation video: Why don't people trust CNN?

This isn't the same one linked a couple of day go, though, of course, it share some of the same clips.

The most busted name in news pic.twitter.com/lT5uLgMmPe
— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) February 8, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 06:48 PM

Comments

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1 Hello

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 08, 2022 06:49 PM (zPjaA)

2 Nice to see the ACLU hasn't lost sight of their original mission: preserving the public's covil liberties.

/s

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 08, 2022 06:50 PM (zPjaA)

3
Ace, if you ever want to change the name of the evening Cafe, I suggest...

The Jive Hive.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 08, 2022 06:50 PM (M69dA)

4 > they show her unmasked, even when all the adults in the room are *unmasked.

I believe you mean masked here.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 06:51 PM (x980n)

5 >>>Ace, if you ever want to change the name of the evening Cafe, I suggest...

The Jive Hive.

hah

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 06:51 PM (0G13K)

6 "-- You took it out?!

I took it out."

Many men beat their meat.
Few defeat it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Prepare for Your Party! Visit Our Whine Department for Local Selec at February 08, 2022 06:51 PM (16VIL)

7 The ACLU -- the American Civil Rights Union, supposedly -- is challenging Youngkin's optional masking order which... gives the right to choose masking, or choose not to mask, to Virginia citizens.

The ACLU is the American Nazi Party!

They would have you put into camps in a heartbeat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 06:51 PM (yrol0)

8 *inhales deeply*

Mmmm...fresh thread smell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2022 06:52 PM (RkC6l)

9 Civil liberties.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 08, 2022 06:52 PM (zPjaA)

10 Well, this sucks. Headline from Insty:

Douglas Trumbull, Who Pioneered VFX on '2001,' 'Blade Runner' and 'Close Encounters,' Dies at 79.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 08, 2022 06:52 PM (ZSK0i)

11 The Jive Hive.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 08, 2022 06:50 PM (M69dA)

The After Five Jive Hive.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 06:52 PM (yrol0)

12 ACLU - All Communist Loving Utters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2022 06:52 PM (Cm7V/)

13 Of course!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 08, 2022 06:52 PM (1koXB)

14 The ACLU is, was and always will be pure shit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (R/m4+)

15 You took it out?!

I took it out.

..

And then what did you do?

Posted by: Here, let me help at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (df7zy)

16 "Not everyone can earn a living on a Macbook at a cottage," Liberal MP Joel Lightbound said.

I don't see this as a slam on anyone, but a note that not everyone can work at home and the restrictions maybe need to be lifted

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

17 And Don Lemon is facing a jury trial for sexual assault.

https://tinyurl.com/4bf65wk9

Lol. What a great day for CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

18 Mel GIbson is now Chad Gibson

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (V6f9+)

19 Are you Mel Gibson?

Posted by: lin-duh at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (1koXB)

20 They are starting to get rid of masks now so they can say Stacy was ahead of the curve.

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (vrz2I)

21 The chick in the AT@T commercials is all in on the love of abortion because she had one herself and "it's no big deal"?

figures

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (cknjq)

22 I like Cafe

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (2JoB8)

23 I've got mine out.

What are we doing again?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 06:54 PM (4fSQf)

24 The Jive Turkey Pen?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 08, 2022 06:54 PM (V6f9+)

25 ACLU is anti choice now...

all the false masks, ripping off their sweaty faces.

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2022 06:54 PM (257gx)

26

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

Posted by: ACLU at February 08, 2022 06:54 PM (63Dwl)

27 And Don Lemon is facing a jury trial for sexual assault.

https://tinyurl.com/4bf65wk9

Lol. What a great day for CNN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

Against a girl? I think not LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2022 06:54 PM (Irn0L)

28 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 08, 2022 06:54 PM (OX9vb)

29 They are starting to get rid of masks now so they can say Stacy was ahead of the curve.
Posted by: fd at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (vrz2I)

-----

Stacey hasn't seen a curve since her gunt grew larger than her ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2022 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

30
I'm the #1 trusted name is news.

It says so right next to my name.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 06:54 PM (M69dA)

31 Top 40!

Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2022 06:55 PM (UnQlg)

32 Douglas Trumbull also did the special effects for the Bruce Dern eco-movie with Joan Baez soundtrack called Silent Running because he figured out how to create the rings of Saturn on film.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2022 06:55 PM (Cm7V/)

33 Justin's Mama swallowed the best part of Castro's jizz. Canada got what dripped off her lips and landed in her crotch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 08, 2022 06:55 PM (o2MD2)

34 Ripon USD is threatening to call CPS if parents send their kids to school unmasked.

Ripon USD is threatening to call truancy officers if parents send their kids to school unmasked.

Ripon USD is threatening to disenroll kids from school if parents send their kids to school unmasked.

Ripon USD is threatening to file restraining orders against students if parents send their kids to school unmasked.

https://bit.ly/3oyHYHj

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 06:55 PM (x980n)

35
Letting people decide for themselves whether to wear a mask is considered "authoritarian" by The Guardian. No, really.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2022 06:55 PM (/U27+)

36 The ACLU went Leftist decades ago.
They are the Antifa Fascists

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 06:55 PM (2JoB8)

37 I'm old enough to remember when the ACLU fought FOR freedom, not against it.

On the bright side, all the good lawyers aged out and have been replaced by these uptalking vegan idiots running the place now.

I had to deal with one of those today. Every statement? Ended with a question? In a soft and mealy weak voice? over the phone. When I dropped off the books to be looked through he looked exactly how you thought he'd look this weedy guy who'd have a heart attack trying to lift a dictionary with arms like pipe cleaners and a soy look on his face.

I feel so bad for modern women. This is their pickings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2022 06:55 PM (KZzsI)

38 I'm at least the #7 most trusted name in news.

I don't really apply myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 06:55 PM (4fSQf)

39 Somebody get MisHum a sub to StarLink to improve his connectivity or a new laptop!

Good podcast fellas. It just lacked cursing without MisHum.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2022 06:56 PM (dbs6Z)

40 J-School Galileo

Nowhere will you find anyone that can turn a phrase like Ace.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 08, 2022 06:56 PM (AiZBA)

41 Tater claims reporters are "Paid to figure out what's true."

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Posted by: LASue at February 08, 2022 06:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

42 I'm hoping we get cameras in the courtroom for Don LeMon's sexual assault case. Must see teevee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2022 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

43
I like Cafe
Posted by: Skip

That's why you don't get a shirt.

Posted by: Paul Anka at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (M69dA)

44 *looks at time*

Right back to gluing bits of plastic together.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (Cm7V/)

45 Hey, I saw the Uptalking Vegan Idiots open for...

No, sorry, that was a lie. I couldn't get tickets.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (KbCG3)

46 Mel Gibson knows how to fill his tires and check his pressure gauge. AND he made the Passion of the Christ. He's tops in my book!

Posted by: LASue at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

47 > Against a girl? I think not LOL

You haven't read about this? It's been around for a while.

The repellant Lemon allegedly approached a straight man in a bar, stuffed his own hand in his own pants, rubbed his genitals, then rubbed his genital stank covered hand under the unwilling man's nose.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (x980n)

48 The American Communist Lawyers Union really needs to take the American out of their name.

Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (Ojki1)

49 Mel Gibson looks fantastic. All homo.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (YglAn)

50 Deja vu...it's as though I have been here before.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (1vynn)

51 You missed the worst of all...

Quebec Announces Plan to Lift Most COVID-19 Restrictions by March 14
Masking and vaccine passport requirements to remain in place until at least mid-March
https://tinyurl.com/mr5y3x3d

but still dictating pretty much everything, so not really

I'll believe it when I see it.

still telling you how many people can gather at your house, for example

still cannot travel without poison death jab, and masks galore - gotta have the masks that don't work

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (xKKnI)

52 Mel's still an anti-Semitic SOB.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 06:58 PM (4fSQf)

53
Douglas Trumbull, Who Pioneered VFX on '2001,' 'Blade Runner' and 'Close Encounters,' Dies at 79.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 08, 2022 06:52 PM (ZSK0i)

----

Boooo! One of the greats. A sad day.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 08, 2022 06:58 PM (zPjaA)

54 F' Bitch McConnell

Posted by: The Thermions at February 08, 2022 06:58 PM (J8ILO)

55 > The ACLU went Leftist decades ago.

ACLU was founded by Communists. They were consistently pro-first amendment for a while, but they dropped that at least a decade ago.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 06:58 PM (x980n)

56 The 'another Canadian MP' is a 1.

Posted by: InCali at February 08, 2022 06:59 PM (eFvmN)

57 Oh right

All those talking about LoTR in the last visible thread, Critical Drinker and Sargon have a video up on YouTube talking about the 'gaying of Lord of the Rings.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2022 06:59 PM (Cm7V/)

58 The ACLU has always been pro-Commie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 08, 2022 06:59 PM (V6f9+)

59 Tater claims reporters are "Paid to figure out what's true."

Tater is certainly overpaid.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, Honk Justin Trudeau at February 08, 2022 06:59 PM (eGTCV)

60 The repellant Lemon allegedly approached a straight man in a bar, stuffed his own hand in his own pants, rubbed his genitals, then rubbed his genital stank covered hand under the unwilling man's nose.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (x980n)

LOL, I could have lived without knowing that.
Classy guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2022 06:59 PM (Irn0L)

61 Starting Feb. 12, all limits on private indoor gatherings will be lifted. Ten people or a group of people from three different households will also be allowed to sit at the same table in restaurants.

By Feb. 21, all businesses will be allowed to open at 100 percent capacity, though theatres, sports, and entertainment venues will have to maintain a 50 percent capacity until Feb. 28.

oh, I see, okay to have people in your home
I wonder how the mask mandates still in place mean

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 06:59 PM (xKKnI)

62 Anna, in cased you missed it, sorry that I misunderstood your joke in the previous thread! It's been a long work day.

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2022 07:00 PM (257gx)

63 > Mel Gibson knows how to fill his tires and check his pressure gauge. ... He's tops in my book!

That's a surprisingly low bar. Do you live in the city or something?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 07:00 PM (x980n)

64 >>> 16 "Not everyone can earn a living on a Macbook at a cottage," Liberal MP Joel Lightbound said.

I don't see this as a slam on anyone, but a note that not everyone can work at home and the restrictions maybe need to be lifted
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

I am a member of the Laptop Class and unlike many of my cow-orkers, I understand that meat (ha!) doesn't come from styrofoam, electricity doesn't come from that plug on the wall, and what we do is very... abstract. Hmm, I wonder if we could measure "how fcking long would it take for the world to notice (or care) if you stopped working" and compare results for various jobs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2022 07:00 PM (llON8)

65 O/T...

Seems like today was some kind of D-Day breakthrough for on line advertisers.

Just about every website I go to has ads everywhere, they broke through Ad Block+.

Anyone else experiencing this phenomenon?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:00 PM (BgMrQ)

66 willowed. My T-shirt shop does bumper stickers. If you want a Ditch Mitch sticker , let me know.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 07:00 PM (k9gqd)

67
The repellant Lemon allegedly approached a straight man in a bar, stuffed his own hand in his own pants, rubbed his genitals, then rubbed his genital stank covered hand under the unwilling man's nose.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (x980n)

_______

If the guy didn't like it, he's an enemy of the First Amendment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2022 07:01 PM (/U27+)

68 "by wearing a mask in a public setting, the wearer is able to communicate a political message, e.g. "I Care About Others" or "I voted for Biden" "

My message is: "I'm just here to buy a few quick groceries, and it's easier to wear a mask for five minutes than to risk a scolding." People do seem to be tiring of the whole thing. Two years already. Tempus fugit.

Posted by: Can't Spell Flagpole Without gp at February 08, 2022 07:01 PM (qpX6U)

69 ACLU may have been all commie origin but for decades they were out in front protective bill of rights and civil liberties like no other. They fought for kids to have Christian Bible Studies on school grounds after schools, they fought for Illinois Nazis to have the right to parade, etc. They didn't care the cause or who it was, only the rights and liberties.

Now they're full in on the opposite side. That's a huge change.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2022 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

70 Tater pisses hisself because he cannot figure out how to work a jock fly. He earns top marks as a reporter.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 08, 2022 07:01 PM (o2MD2)

71 I read the piece at Epoch Times re this guy earlier. My favorite part:

"I can't help but notice with regret that both the tone and the policies of my government changed drastically on the eve, and during, the last election campaign," said Lightbound at a press conference on Feb. 8.

"From a positive and unifying approach, a decision was made to wedge, to divide, and to stigmatize. I fear that this politicization of the pandemic risks undermining the public's trust in our public health institutions."

sounds familiar

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 07:01 PM (xKKnI)

72 Communists are always for things when not in charge and against those same things when in charge.

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 07:01 PM (2JoB8)

73 It says so right next to my name.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news
-----------

Fact Check: I have closely examined the evidence, and conclude this is TRUE.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2022 07:01 PM (9Fwwf)

74 What's funny is that a lot of people believe there are 'true believers' in the bowels of the ACLU just waiting to make a difference like those faithful ham and eggers at your local police, the FBI, etc.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 08, 2022 07:02 PM (oWBc3)

75 O/T...

Follow-up to #65...

Though the ad breakthrough here seems to confined to the main page only.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:02 PM (BgMrQ)

76 He said Canadians are finding it harder to comply with restrictions because the government "no longer cares to explain them," adding that policies such as the vaccine mandate for truckers is not based on science nor economically sound.

yep
common sense here guy

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 07:02 PM (xKKnI)

77 ACLU; founded by commies, doing the bidding of the father of lies ever since ... what's hard about this, srsly ?

speaking as someone who watched the nazis march in Skokie, standing with a couple of people with number tats on their arms.

ok I'm'a post this 1 moar time ... is there one of these not fully implemented ?

https://cultureshield.com/PDF/45_Goals.pdf

just to keep everyone thinkin' about ... well ... everything
&maybe coming to decisions in their own minds.
& never forget OPSEC, ever.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 08, 2022 07:02 PM (5JfcP)

78 I'm down with the Jive Hive, Daddy-O!

Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2022 07:02 PM (UnQlg)

79 The TXMoMe farts in the general direction of gathering limits. You couldn't stop us 2 years ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 07:03 PM (k9gqd)

80 You guys act like we've never done anything good for you. Who brought you the self squeezing Lemon? We did. And we've got lots of other flavors, too.

Posted by: CNN at February 08, 2022 07:03 PM (cupoy)

81 The After Five Jive Hive.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 06:52 PM (yrol0)

The After Five Jive Hive Live...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:03 PM (BgMrQ)

82
American
Communist
Liars
Union

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 08, 2022 07:03 PM (oXF3R)

83 The MP, who also chairs the Quebec caucus, said he's looked for the data supporting these policies but hasn't found it.

"This leads me to humbly suggest that the government should systematically publish the epidemiological projections and the scientific analysis underpinning the measures it imposes going forward," he said.

hahahaha
Keep looking.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 07:03 PM (xKKnI)

84 What's funny is that a lot of people believe there are 'true believers' in the bowels of the ACLU just waiting to make a difference

Yeah I don't think so. I think whoever was formerly there fighting for rights at all costs are gone, either force out or retired. I think its entirely run by fools and perpetual children with odd hair colors and silly degrees.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2022 07:03 PM (KZzsI)

85 Just about every website I go to has ads everywhere, they broke through Ad Block+.

Anyone else experiencing this phenomenon?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:00 PM (BgMrQ)

Had to delete Adguard a couple of months ago. After their last update, they were no longer compatible with Eset antivirus or Webroot antivirus, and browser wouldn't work until I uninstalled. Need to get my money back.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 08, 2022 07:04 PM (OX9vb)

86 >These journalists really are propagandists for Trudeau.

No shit. Castreau's regime literally pays off favored journalists with government money. Literal state media under the guise of an independent press. They ain't gonna bite the hand that feeds them very generously.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 08, 2022 07:04 PM (WqhK3)

87 79 The TXMoMe farts in the general direction of gathering limits. You couldn't stop us 2 years ago.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 07:03 PM (k9gqd)

That's damn right!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:04 PM (II3Gr)

88 I'm waiting for the all turkey cafe.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2022 07:04 PM (vMCab)

89 Anything the left is against becomes white supremascist and authoritarian. Doesn't natter how poorly the labels fit

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2022 07:04 PM (CYnTg)

90 The repellant Lemon allegedly approached a straight man in a bar, stuffed his own hand in his own pants, rubbed his genitals, then rubbed his genital stank covered hand under the unwilling man's nose.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (x980n)

Black and gay can never oppress, can they? Sarc

Posted by: N.L. Urker, Honk Justin Trudeau at February 08, 2022 07:04 PM (eGTCV)

91 Citing a third solution, Lightbound said capacity building within the health care system is essential to prepare for future waves, and as such, the federal government should start negotiating health transfers with the provinces and territories.

this is what it was really all about in Canada - a failed universal health care system that cannot even handle the flu season, let alone another coronavirus.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 07:04 PM (xKKnI)

92 I don't always buy coffee, but when I do, I buy King Harv!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:04 PM (4fSQf)

93 Who was it on the last thread that speculated the ADA would be cited as a basis for a new Virginia challenge?

Just looked at the ACLU filing and that is indeed correct.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 08, 2022 07:04 PM (YFAIE)

94 "Not everyone can earn a living on a Macbook at a cottage"

Kudos to Lightbound, but this isn't really putting it starkly enough. How about:

"Your very survival depends on many, many people earning a living in ways that are not on a Macbook, or at a cottage. You should be begging to lick their ballsacks in grateful obeisance."

Look, he didn't go far enough. I took it too far. I am open to compromise.

Posted by: Anotheranon at February 08, 2022 07:04 PM (8Ze5j)

95 21 The chick in the AT@T commercials is all in on the love of abortion because she had one herself and "it's no big deal"?

figures
Posted by: weirdflunky

Her Instagram page is nothing but wokeness overload. Hollywood rots the brain and destroys souls.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2022 07:05 PM (sAmhv)

96 >>>I don't see this as a slam on anyone, but a note that not everyone can work at home and the restrictions maybe need to be lifted

well yes but there is a certain Laptop Privilege mentality at play. Like, a laptop shut-in like AllahPundit can easily self-isolate, and wonders what the big deal is about all of society self-isolating until the end of time.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 07:05 PM (0G13K)

97
I watched a few Ottawa livestreams late last night.
They all noticed the same thing: Most of the police presence had disappeared. Where'd the police go?, they all were wondering.

Perhaps the police tried to bait the bad apples in the group to seize the opportunity and do no-good?

Why do I have the suspicion that the doors to the Parliament are being left unlocked and unguarded at night?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:05 PM (M69dA)

98 > The repellant Lemon allegedly approached a straight man in a bar, stuffed his own hand in his own pants, rubbed his genitals, then rubbed his genital stank covered hand under the unwilling man's nose.

I should write copy for the local newspaper. What do you think? Would they hire me?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 07:05 PM (x980n)

99 I fact check myself.
----------

That reminds me. I have to go fact check myself. Be back later.

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 07:05 PM (dscaa)

100 Fidel Castro's blackface-wearing bastard son

Castreau

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 08, 2022 07:05 PM (njfCw)

101 34 Ripon USD is threatening to call CPS if parents send their kids to school unmasked.

Ripon USD is threatening to call truancy officers if parents send their kids to school unmasked.

Ripon USD is threatening to disenroll kids from school if parents send their kids to school unmasked.

Ripon USD is threatening to file restraining orders against students if parents send their kids to school unmasked.

https://bit.ly/3oyHYHj
Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 06:55 PM (x980n)

Time to make them adhere to the covenants of their Surety Bond: https://bondsforthewin.com/

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:05 PM (BgMrQ)

102 *hugs Insomniac * You brought joy!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 07:05 PM (k9gqd)

103 Pretty sure the ACLU is completely in thrall to the LGBT agenda in 2022 (especially Big Tuck Job), and general prog causes as a secondary aim.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 08, 2022 07:06 PM (WqhK3)

104 ace, if you follow Dr. John Campbell's videos on Facebook, he had a nice one up about Facebook "fact-checking" the British Medical Journal, one of the world's leading medical authoritative sources that originated in 1840.

Facebook's third party fact checkers called the BMJ a "news blog".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2022 07:06 PM (dbs6Z)

105 Oh no doubt they want their Reichstag fire and if they don't get it they will manufacture it...

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2022 07:06 PM (CYnTg)

106 The MP had opened his remarks by condemning the display of hateful symbols amid the Freedom Convoy protest in Ottawa, while also calling for its end, but he then shifted to say he disagrees with the generalizations that have been made about the protest.
"I've seen on [CBC] Radio-Canada an interview with what seemed to be a very kind grandmother who demonstrated for her grandkids, she looked and sounded nothing like a white supremacist," said Lightbound.
"Nor did the black, Sikh and indigenous Canadians I saw demonstrating on my way to Parliament these last two weeks, or in Quebec City this last Saturday. I have enough respect for my fellow Canadians not to engage in these easy and absurd labels."

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 07:06 PM (xKKnI)

107 I fact-check myself
And no one else
When I think about me I fact-check myself

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:07 PM (njfCw)

108 I love how ace nukes a post, and doesn't even acknowledge he nuked a post.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 07:07 PM (F4b8f)

109 If you're a struggling actor or actress trying to make a living, selling your soul to the liberal hive mind is the only way to get parts.

Only established actors can afford to be conservative.

But proudly stating you just killed a human soul?

Evil.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:07 PM (4fSQf)

110 >>>"mandates choice"

Now do abortion laws.

I will choose a path that's clear

I will choose free will.

https://youtu.be/5Cgm9ZoXdrA

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 07:07 PM (SH2Zi)

111 > The chick in the AT@T commercials is all in on the love of abortion because she had one herself and "it's no big deal"?

Plenty of thug gang bangers will boast they didn't feel any emotions when they murdered for the first time. That doesn't mean it's not a big deal.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 07:07 PM (x980n)

112 "I'm just here to buy a few quick groceries, and it's easier to wear a mask for five minutes than to risk a scolding." People do seem to be tiring of the whole thing. Two years already. Tempus fugit.
Posted by: Can't Spell Flagpole Without gp

Risk the scolding! Walk in barefaced and proud. I am in blue IL, and I breeze right by the signs saying diapers are required with my bare, smiling face. If more of us do it, the wicked spell ends sooner. Do it for the truckers! Do it for the kids! Do it for yourself.

Posted by: lizabth at February 08, 2022 07:08 PM (L3Rsz)

113 >>> 94 "Not everyone can earn a living on a Macbook at a cottage"

Kudos to Lightbound, but this isn't really putting it starkly enough. How about:

"Your very survival depends on many, many people earning a living in ways that are not on a Macbook, or at a cottage. You should be begging to lick their ballsacks in grateful obeisance."

Look, he didn't go far enough. I took it too far. I am open to compromise.
Posted by: Anotheranon at February 08, 2022 07:04 PM (8Ze5j)

Heh. Wonder how the cow-orkers would react to this?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2022 07:08 PM (llON8)

114 {{{Ben Had}}}

There was plenty of joy to go around! The event of the year!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:08 PM (II3Gr)

115
Weird how no Republican Shits, or any of the Canadian conservatives, are calling for the revocation of "Emergency Powers" and rewriting these stupid laws so they can never be used like this again.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:08 PM (M69dA)

116 I will choose a path that's clear

I will choose the bathysphere

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2022 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

117 I hate Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 08, 2022 07:08 PM (FVME7)

118 "I've heard from parents worried to see their kids sink into depression and slowly lose their joy of living. I've heard from pediatricians in tears telling me about their young patients' despair, anxiety, isolation, as well as the stunning increase in school dropouts they are observing," said Lightbound.
"I've heard from artists who are on the brink of mental and financial collapse after two years, with barely enough work to get by. I've heard from social workers answering suicide hotlines, who are overwhelmed by the number of calls they're receiving. I've heard from entrepreneurs and restaurant owners who are contemplating losing what they've spent their whole lives building."
Lightbound went on to note examples of how COVID-19 health policies have had far-reaching consequences, such as some Canadians selling everything to move to the United States, presumably to enjoy a less restrictive environment, as well as teachers worried about schoolchildren reenacting segregation between vaccinated and unvaccinated kids in the schoolyard.

he's listening

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 07:08 PM (xKKnI)

119 browndog, Ripon where ? WI ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 08, 2022 07:09 PM (5JfcP)

120 Cat Ass, It just Ace, we roll with it.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 07:09 PM (k9gqd)

121 >The repellant Lemon allegedly approached a straight man in a bar, stuffed his own hand in his own pants, rubbed his genitals, then rubbed his genital stank covered hand under the unwilling man's nose.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 06:57 PM (x980n)

You no likey the Lemon-fresh scent?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 08, 2022 07:09 PM (WqhK3)

122 116 I will choose a path that's clear

I will choose the bathysphere
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2022 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

Fuckin' deep, man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:09 PM (II3Gr)

123 https://bondsforthewin.com/

Thank you for this!

Posted by: lizabth at February 08, 2022 07:09 PM (L3Rsz)

124 Weird how no Republican Shits, or any of the Canadian conservatives, are calling for the revocation of "Emergency Powers"

The only problem they have with all this is that they aren't in charge. They don't care about the tyranny, they just want their hands on the reins.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2022 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

125 Just got back from the dump here in central Calif. Note, we are still under mask orders, but the ONLY one wearing a mask was ONE of the ladies at the front, who weigh your truck in... everyone else... Unmasked...

I was wearing my 'You stay Safe, I'll stay Free' hat... and one of the dump guys read it and got a huge grin on his face.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 07:09 PM (oHd/0)

126 117 I hate Illinois Nazis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, M

Especially the ones who drive Pintos.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 07:09 PM (F4b8f)

127 it's Ace's blog, he just do what he please.

come together !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 08, 2022 07:10 PM (5JfcP)

128 >>> 101
[Ripon USD is run by a bunch of donkey dick sucking fcknuggets]
https://bit.ly/3oyHYHj
Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 06:55 PM (x980n)

Time to make them adhere to the covenants of their Surety Bond: https://bondsforthewin.com/
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:05 PM (BgMrQ)

And shortly after, when these "sophisticated" "educators" refuse to back down, maybe they should be educated about tire irons.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2022 07:10 PM (llON8)

129
Ace can say, "Let's Rap."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:10 PM (M69dA)

130 Posted by: lizabth at February 08, 2022 07:08 PM (L3Rsz)

I just walked in from a trip to Krogers. More and more people ignoring the face diapers every time I go. Lots of customers just breezing right past the signs. Saw several vendors and even some employees not wearing them. The employees there will not say anything, and the Karens are starting to be outnumbered and usually keep quiet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:10 PM (njfCw)

131 79 The TXMoMe farts in the general direction of gathering limits. You couldn't stop us 2 years ago.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 07:03 PM (k9gqd)

That's because we Morons in a collective setting are a mild mannered genteel bunch of old school "liberals capable of rational thought"...

Other hobby "activities" and skill training lectures at the TXMoMe have nothing to do with that leaving us alone thingie!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:10 PM (hOUT3)

132
The American Communist Lawyers Union really needs to take the American out of their name.
Posted by: Bete

Anti Christian Litigation Unit

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2022 07:10 PM (63Dwl)

133 The only problem they have with all this is that they aren't in charge. They don't care about the tyranny, they just want their hands on the reins.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2022 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

They could at least SAY something. But they won't because they know eventually THEY will be in power once again, and those tyrannical powers will be theirs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 07:10 PM (oHd/0)

134 []Fuckin' deep, man.

Me and The Sphinx, we're like this, dude.

"When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2022 07:11 PM (KZzsI)

135 115
Weird how no Republican Shits, or any of the Canadian conservatives, are calling for the revocation of "Emergency Powers" and rewriting these stupid laws so they can never be used like this again.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:08 PM (M69dA

Bitch McConnel is more concerned with the attempted overthrowing of the United States Government by a grandma with a Polaroid and some nut job in a Bear Hat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:11 PM (4fSQf)

136 "I've heard from parents worried to see their kids sink into depression and slowly lose their joy of living."

Mine never noticed. But that's a whole other story.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:11 PM (II3Gr)

137 119 browndog, Ripon where ? WI ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 08, 2022 07:09 PM (5JfcP)

Appears to be in California.

And the Bonds for the Win tactic can be used there...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:12 PM (BgMrQ)

138 >>> 96
.....
well yes but there is a certain Laptop Privilege mentality at play. Like, a laptop shut-in like AllahPundit can easily self-isolate, and wonders what the big deal is about all of society self-isolating until the end of time.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 07:05 PM (0G13K)

THIS. How stupid must one be, to be unable to comprehend Not Everyone Is Like ME? and these are the people who say they're for "diversity".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2022 07:12 PM (llON8)

139
The very best MST3K episode "Riding With Death" made lots of "turkey" riffs:

https://youtu.be/YTW-mSEKC-s?t=40

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:12 PM (M69dA)

140 The aforementioned Ripon USD is in Ripon, CA.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 07:12 PM (x980n)

141 I fact-check myself
And no one else
When I think about me I fact-check myself
Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:07 PM (njfCw

golf clap

fu for the earworm

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 08, 2022 07:12 PM (cknjq)

142 And shortly after, when these "sophisticated" "educators" refuse to back down, maybe they should be educated about tire irons.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2022 07:10 PM (llON

Style Book says the use of the term "tire iron" is deprecated henceforth, and the term "teaching aid" is now preferred usage!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:12 PM (hOUT3)

143 made lots of "turkey" riffs

but are they JIVE turkeys? Much less Jive Ass ones?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2022 07:13 PM (KZzsI)

144 The ACLU is a commie wolf wearing a tattered copy of the Bill of Rights.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:13 PM (II3Gr)

145 139
The very best MST3K episode "Riding With Death" made lots of "turkey" riffs:

A classic! I'm partial to Manos as all-time best but RWD is a top 5.

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:13 PM (njfCw)

146 >>> 142
.....
Style Book says the use of the term "tire iron" is deprecated henceforth, and the term "teaching aid" is now preferred usage!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:12 PM (hOUT3)

LOL

They do love to blather about "teachable moments" don't they....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2022 07:13 PM (llON8)

147 "I've heard from parents worried to see their kids sink into depression and slowly lose their joy of living."

-
Jeez! That's not supposed to happen until your 30s.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 08, 2022 07:13 PM (FVME7)

148 Mel Gibson is still a good-looking man.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2022 07:13 PM (sVtYq)

149 I wasn't aware the confederate flag was a symbol of hate. In Canada.

I think some of these Canadian politicians just might be retarded.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 07:14 PM (ZLI7S)

150 LOL Tucker on Scarborough: he's tough on female employees, some say he's a killer in the office.

LOL ROFL!

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 07:14 PM (l6b3d)

151 THIS. How stupid must one be, to be unable to comprehend Not Everyone Is Like ME? and these are the people who say they're for "diversity".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2022 07:12 PM (llON

They're selfish, self-absorbed, solipsistic and snobby.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:14 PM (II3Gr)

152 these are the people who say they're for "diversity".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2022 07:12 PM (llON

To be fair, isn't true diversity forcing everyone else to be just like me?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:14 PM (hOUT3)

153 This place has quirks, part of its charm
Disappearing threads, thread mirage, secret threads all in the fun.

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 07:14 PM (2JoB8)

154 Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: Media as a Propaganda Device Facilitated Takeover of Democratic Institutions by the Medical Cartel
https://tinyurl.com/mr38n428

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is the author of the best-selling book "The Real Anthony Fauci," an encyclopedic work that encompasses Big Pharma's meddling in public health and people's liberties.
Kennedy believes that the populace must resist a technocratic power grab, which is in its final stages of consolidation via a sinister medical cartel, if they don't want to end up under unprecedented levels of tyranny.
He asserts that an "arms race," is taking place: on one side, there is a group that is trying to implement "turnkey totalitarianism" through the utilization of technology.
"Facial recognition systems, pervasive 5G data collection systems, vaccine passports, digitalized currencies, and other technological devices that give authoritarian elements the capacity for total control of human behavior," Kennedy told The Epoch Times. "On one side we have an arms race to put those instrumentalities in place."
"And on the other side, we have our efforts to wake up and arouse the sleeping public,..."

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 07:14 PM (xKKnI)

155 27 And Don Lemon is facing a jury trial for sexual assault.

https://tinyurl.com/4bf65wk9
Lol. What a great day for CNN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

Against a girl? I think not LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2022 06:54 PM (Irn0L)
*******
Jonah Goldberg and his principles must be so proud.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2022 07:14 PM (NpAcC)

156 meh, when I buy coffee it's the failed-vacuum-sealed cafecito stuff at the bent&dent ... good enough is good enough, amirite ?
that cafe morro from the dollar-tree is the long-term storage stuff.
or Aldi, at close to 3$ each.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 08, 2022 07:14 PM (5JfcP)

157 Time to make them adhere to the covenants of their Surety Bond: https://bondsforthewin.com/
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:05 PM (BgMrQ)

And shortly after, when these "sophisticated" "educators" refuse to back down, maybe they should be educated about tire irons.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2022 07:10 PM (llON

Helena, this Bonds for the Win tactic is a metaphorical tire iron.

Non performance can bankrupt each school board member, and interfere with the school district's ability to receive Federal funds.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:14 PM (BgMrQ)

158 147 "I've heard from parents worried to see their kids sink into depression and slowly lose their joy of living."

-
Jeez! That's not supposed to happen until your 30s.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 08, 2022 07:13 PM (FVME7)

I was waaaaay ahead of the curve.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:14 PM (II3Gr)

159 >"I've heard from parents worried to see their kids sink into depression and slowly lose their joy of living."

This is an actual thing, I can attest from personal experience. Damn all these tyrants to hell.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 08, 2022 07:14 PM (WqhK3)

160 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2022 07:10 PM (llON

Wow, Ripon? That's like 40 miles north of me. Here less and less people are wearing masks.

This is not going to end well.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 07:15 PM (oHd/0)

161 Mel seems like a regular guy.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 08, 2022 07:15 PM (jTmQV)

162 That's not supposed to happen until your 30s.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 08, 2022 07:13 PM (FVME7)

It was 29 for me, you lucky so and so!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:15 PM (hOUT3)

163 >THIS. How stupid must one be, to be unable to comprehend Not Everyone Is Like ME? and these are the people who say they're for "diversity".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2022 07:12 PM (llON

Lack of Theory of Mind seems to be rampant in this age. And you can't blame it on spergs in this case.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 08, 2022 07:15 PM (WqhK3)

164 >>>108 I love how ace nukes a post, and doesn't even acknowledge he nuked a post.

what post did I nuke?

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 07:16 PM (0G13K)

165 thx, bonhomme ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 08, 2022 07:16 PM (5JfcP)

166 Helena Handbasket, I can't make Wed. but we will get together soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 07:16 PM (k9gqd)

167 159 >"I've heard from parents worried to see their kids sink into depression and slowly lose their joy of living."

This is an actual thing, I can attest from personal experience. Damn all these tyrants to hell.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 08, 2022 07:14 PM (WqhK3)

Shameful. How can the kids make their parents look good if they're depressed and joyless? Damn kids.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:16 PM (II3Gr)

168 >what post did I nuke?
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 07:16 PM (0G13K)

The fact check one

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 08, 2022 07:16 PM (WqhK3)

169 Leftists just want one opinion, their opinion to be held as truth.

No nuance, no grey area. Just listen to what we say and pay no attention to what we do. Also, do not ask any questions.

Opinions are now just either fact or wrong.

And if you do not tow the favored elitist narrative you are labeled as subversive, insurrectionist, racist, etc.

Welcome to the Union of Soviet Socialist America.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 08, 2022 07:17 PM (haWye)

170 oh i see, I didn't mean to nuke that, I was just trying to fix the italics tag

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 07:17 PM (0G13K)

171 Imagine you live iin NYC and things are going to shit all around you and all your new mayor can talk about is veganism. And you voted for this shit. Awesome.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 08, 2022 07:17 PM (oWBc3)

172 The Twitter tool is joking, right? He fact checks himself? he should probably fact check that haircut.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2022 07:17 PM (VWp7G)

173 Come here baby. Don't fight me. You know you want my government love.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 08, 2022 07:17 PM (IRfdV)

174 >The very best MST3K episode "Riding With Death"...Posted by: Soothsayer

Good, but best? Better than Space Mutiny, Sidehackers, and Mitchell? The Giant Spider Invasion?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (YFAIE)

175 . The employees there will not say anything, and the Karens are starting to be outnumbered and usually keep quiet.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Excellent! This has been my experience, also.

I've had one and a half 'karenings' over my refusal to wear the diaper.

I had one old man exclaim, "You are not wearing a mask", to which I replied, "That's right. I am not". End of confrontation. Another old bloke gave me the 'stare of death'. I gave it right back to him, and mine won.

Posted by: lizabth at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (L3Rsz)

176 >>what post did I nuke?

I knew it. There are multiple aces.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

177 Helena Handbasket, if you can bring eggs on Wed, I will send funds for the delivery service.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (k9gqd)

178
Speaking of that, many remember Ike warning about the military-industrial complex in his farewell address.

He also warned of much bigger threat -- the takeover of govt. by a "technocratic elite" forged by an unholy alliance between Science(TM) and Big Govt.

Ike foresaw this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)

179 How can the kids make their parents look good if they're depressed and joyless? Damn kids.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:16 PM (II3Gr)

Well done Insom, there is hope for you yet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (hOUT3)

180 If you have kids and choose to live in NY, sorry that's on you. I have no sympathy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (OalnH)

181 Here's another Canadian MP demanding an off-ramp to Justin Castreau's endless state of emergency and dictatorial powers.

She could be my totally hot Canadian girlfriend.

Posted by: Mikleuse, eh at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (QzkSJ)

182 176 >>what post did I nuke?

I knew it. There are multiple aces.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (oHd/0)

183 162 That's not supposed to happen until your 30s.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 08, 2022 07:13 PM (FVME7)

It was 29 for me, you lucky so and so!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:15 PM (hOUT3)

No later than 10yo for me. No bullshit. Not that anyone noticed or gave a fuck. I am extremely sensitive to people being shitty to children for this reason.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (II3Gr)

184 oh i see, I didn't mean to nuke that, I was just trying to fix the italics tag
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 07:17 PM (0G13K)

Another Ace classic.

Full credit to flounder (I think) for guessing that. Thought he was being funny.

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 07:19 PM (dscaa)

185 171, LOL !

"gooder & harderer !"

& now g'night everyone, before I drink more !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 08, 2022 07:19 PM (5JfcP)

186
>The very best MST3K episode "Riding With Death"...Posted by: Soothsayer

Good, but best? Better than Space Mutiny, Sidehackers, and Mitchell? The Giant Spider Invasion?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

And Time Chasers.
Yes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:19 PM (M69dA)

187 Wha hoppin? I was making humorous and funny comments and the universe blinked and now I'm here. Is this the Twilight Zone?

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2022 07:19 PM (0IeYL)

188 if you follow Dr. John Campbell's videos on Facebook, he had a nice one up about Facebook "fact-checking" the British Medical Journal, one of the world's leading medical authoritative sources that originated in 1840.

Facebook's third party fact checkers called the BMJ a "news blog".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2022 07:06 PM (dbs6Z)

heh, I saw that. He is funny how he slowly, methodically goes through the facts with just a few sly remarks slipped in. lol he's funny

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 07:19 PM (xKKnI)

189 Lots of Ewoks on Endor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:19 PM (4fSQf)

190 hahahahaha, Ace missed nuking his post. This is the fun of being here.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 07:19 PM (k9gqd)

191 >>>I knew it. There are multiple aces.
Posted by: JackStraw

Ace is actually Agent Smith.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2022 07:19 PM (VWp7G)

192 Come here baby. Don't fight me. You know you want my government love.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

I read that in a Barry White voice.

Well, tried

Posted by: Mikleuse, oh baby at February 08, 2022 07:19 PM (QzkSJ)

193 A Virginia Democrat state senator

I smell fear. They hope we'll forget what they've done for the last two years.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (fFtVH)

194 182 176 >>what post did I nuke?

I knew it. There are multiple aces.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (oHd/0)

No no no. The real Ace has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia. It's the name that's important for instilling the necessary fear.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (II3Gr)

195 I knew it. There are multiple aces.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Boy that theory goes back some. Along with the one that he's a girl and that that whole tough macho heterosexual thing is just a show.

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (dscaa)

196 How did Don Lemon not get the ever lovin shit beat out of him?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (oWBc3)

197 Risk the scolding! Walk in barefaced and proud. I am in blue IL, and I breeze right by the signs saying diapers are required with my bare, smiling face. If more of us do it, the wicked spell ends sooner. Do it for the truckers! Do it for the kids! Do it for yourself.
Posted by: lizabth at February 08, 2022 07:08

*fist bump *

I do the same in Blue Oregon. If the truckers in Ottawa and Southern Alberta can risk their lively hood in freezing weather, then I can walk into a store without a mask.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (8KgiH)

198 180 If you have kids and choose to live in NY, sorry that's on you. I have no sympathy.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 07:18 PM (OalnH)

Yes, yes, yes...you said that earlier today.

The thing is, you can't run forever. No shame in staying and fighting...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (BgMrQ)

199 170 oh i see, I didn't mean to nuke that, I was just trying to fix the italics tag
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 07:17 PM (0G13K)
__________

The expertise of the laptop class on display.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (R0Tis)

200 Being in the import-export biz, this Canadian trucker thing is complicated. On the one hand, it's making my work life and that of everyone around me a living hell, on the other, I'm on the side of the truckers.

8000 rigs a day cross at Detroit between the Ambassador Bridge and Windsor Tunnel. Today, they all re-routed up to the already busy freight crossing port of Port Huron creating total chaos up there. Now, we're hearing the truckers may blockade Port Huron in the coming days, and Buffalo may be next. The shit really started hitting the fan today. Hitting Detroit was huge.

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (njfCw)

201 No no no. The real Ace has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia. It's the name that's important for instilling the necessary fear.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (II3Gr)

/Golf Clap

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 07:21 PM (oHd/0)

202 How does one become certified as a "Professional Mooseknuckle Wrangler", if one is so inclined?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: a.moron at February 08, 2022 07:21 PM (F6Xpw)

203 Ace: Oops, I left the italics open. I better fix it

*nukes post*
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 06:22 PM (F4b8f)

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 07:21 PM (dscaa)

204 what post did I nuke?
Posted by: ace

Facting fact checkers who fact check.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 08, 2022 07:21 PM (FVME7)

205 Yes, yes, yes...you said that earlier today.

The thing is, you can't run forever. No shame in staying and fighting...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (BgMrQ)

____

Yes I said it earlier. And will say it again.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 07:21 PM (OalnH)

206 No no no. The real Ace has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia. It's the name that's important for instilling the necessary fear.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (II3Gr)

ace (or is it Ace) is our Dread Pirate Roberts...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:22 PM (BgMrQ)

207
What Eisenhower said about that:

Akin to, and largely responsible for the sweeping changes in our industrial-military posture, has been the technological revolution during recent decades.

In this revolution, research has become central, it also becomes more formalized, complex, and costly. A steadily increasing share is conducted for, by, or at the direction of, the Federal government.

The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocation, and the power of money is ever present and is gravely to be regarded.

Yet in holding scientific discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 07:22 PM (Mzdiz)

208 I smell fear. They hope we'll forget what they've done for the last two years.
Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (fFtVH/i]

They see that the easy path to higher office and bigger graft might not be as simple as it used to be if enough legal citizens wake up and vote them out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:22 PM (hOUT3)

209 THIS. How stupid must one be, to be unable to comprehend Not Everyone Is Like ME? and these are the people who say they're for "diversity".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Malignant narcissism is very prevalent, much more than I thought. I blame it on my generation where every little girl was a princess and my son can do no wrong.

We aren't alone, the CCP has their little emperors, and that isn't a good show either.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Prepare for Your Party! Visit Our Whine Department for Local Selec at February 08, 2022 07:22 PM (16VIL)

210

35,462.78 +371.65 (+1.06%)
At close: 05:07PM EST

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at February 08, 2022 07:22 PM (nsnF6)

211 >>>No no no. The real Ace has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia. It's the name that's important for instilling the necessary fear.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (II3Gr)

He sleeps on a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2022 07:22 PM (VWp7G)

212 I'm glad Tater decided to go all in on trying to convince people he's way more trustworthy than anyone else and only CNN should get to report news and decide what's true and what's fake.

His protesting is comedy gold and will pay dividends for years as we all post Tater clips whenever he resurfaces from cooking eggs at the strip club.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:22 PM (4fSQf)

213 8000 rigs a day cross at Detroit between the Ambassador Bridge and Windsor Tunnel. Today, they all re-routed up to the already busy freight crossing port of Port Huron creating total chaos up there. Now, we're hearing the truckers may blockade Port Huron in the coming days, and Buffalo may be next. The shit really started hitting the fan today. Hitting Detroit was huge.

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (njfCw)
---
If every rig in Ottawa is impounded and every driver imprisoned, Trudeau is still powerless to stop border crossing delays.

That's the message.

"Who run Bartertown?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 07:23 PM (llXky)

214 The MST3K with the curve nosed Krakor guy was funny too. I forget which one. Some of the rifftrax are good like Guy From Harlem.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 07:23 PM (l6b3d)

215 Dr Jordan Peterson with a machinegun!!!!

https://nitter.net/jordanbpeterson/status/
1491195256075079680#m

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 07:23 PM (UHVv4)

216 So how does the new ace know it's time to take over for the old ace?

Is there a phone call?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:24 PM (4fSQf)

217 How did Don Lemon not get the ever lovin shit beat out of him?
Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (oWBc3)

The phrase "willing accomplice" comes to mind!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:24 PM (hOUT3)

218 The ACLU has always been made up of commies who are full of shit. Like Erdogan's analogy between democracy and a train, the ACLU long ago reached its stop and got off.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 08, 2022 07:24 PM (KFhLj)

219 A Virginia Democrat state senator

I smell fear. They hope we'll forget what they've done for the last two years.
Posted by: t-bird

Never forget.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2022 07:24 PM (qpolg)

220 8000 rigs a day cross at Detroit between the Ambassador Bridge and Windsor Tunnel. Today, they all re-routed up to the already busy freight crossing port of Port Huron creating total chaos up there. Now, we're hearing the truckers may blockade Port Huron in the coming days, and Buffalo may be next. The shit really started hitting the fan today. Hitting Detroit was huge.
Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (njfCw)

wouldn't take much to tie up The Peace Bridge, nor the Lewsiton/Queenston bridge.

The Rainbow and Whirlpool bridge are pretty much passenger traffic only...at least that's the case with Whirlpool

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:25 PM (BgMrQ)

221 Krystal Ball had a great anti-Tater rant today on Krystal & Sagaar.

She was like "I don't want to be mean, but how did he get his job, exactly? He's uncomfortable on camera, he has terrible presence, terrible delivery, he's a terrible interviewer, he's a terrible show host, he has no discernable skills..."

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:25 PM (njfCw)

222
The Bee's Pimp Hand is stronk, even during the olympics:

"Bigoted Pairs Figure Skating Event Suggests There Are Only 2 Genders

"I can't believe they're forcing this sort of backward garbage on China, the most progressive country on earth!" said NBC Sports Reporter Fajik Perkins. "

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:25 PM (M69dA)

223
Did Ike call it or what? Domination of the nation's scholars by the Federal govt is a grave matter of concern.

And, equally to fear is domination of public policy by a technocratic elite.

Fucker knew what he was talkin' about, didn't he?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 07:25 PM (Mzdiz)

224 19 Are you Mel Gibson?

Posted by: lin-duh at February 08, 2022 06:53 PM (1koXB)

I am Mel Gibson !

Posted by: Bob Spartacus at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (F6Xpw)

225 how does the new ace know it's time to take over for the old ace?

Is there a phone call?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:24 PM (4fSQf)

Are we on Ace two or three?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, Honk Justin Trudeau at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (eGTCV)

226 221 Krystal Ball had a great anti-Tater rant today on Krystal & Sagaar.

She was like "I don't want to be mean, but how did he get his job, exactly? He's uncomfortable on camera, he has terrible presence, terrible delivery, he's a terrible interviewer, he's a terrible show host, he has no discernable skills..."

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:25 PM (njfCw)

___

Well, he had ONE skill.....
- Zucker

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (OalnH)

227 Hitting Detroit was huge.
Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (njfCw)

Dang right. People don't see a container port and assume that there isn't much international trade there, when in reality it is somewhere between enormous and Holy Crap.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Prepare for Your Party! Visit Our Whine Department for Local Selec at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (16VIL)

228 Speaking of good, cheap coffee: Cafe Bustelo at Aldi's.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (sWM8x)

229 170 oh i see, I didn't mean to nuke that, I was just trying to fix the italics tag
Posted by: ace

Called it!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (F4b8f)

230 Awesome Mel Gibson.
I guess he only says 'sugartits' when he's drunk?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (URNdm)

231 He sleeps on a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2022 07:

I picture an Ewok Scrooge McDuck swimming in a vault of hobo pelts.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (8KgiH)

232 " cooking eggs at the strip club. "

this is something I shouldn't look up, right ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (5JfcP)

233 Speaking of parents and children . . .

A single mom was arrested after allowing her 14-year-old daughter to babysit and authorities are still pushing charges two years later. For real.

https://bit.ly/3LhDdvr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (FVME7)

234 She was like "I don't want to be mean, but how did he get his job, exactly? He's uncomfortable on camera, he has terrible presence, terrible delivery, he's a terrible interviewer, he's a terrible show host, he has no discernable skills..."

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:25 PM (njfCw)

It's not complicated.

Ziiippp

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at February 08, 2022 07:27 PM (4fSQf)

235 Original Tweet The Globe and Mail @globeandmail; 1h
We'll lift our anti-COVID restrictions when elected governments decide, not street mobs

Ezra Levant @ezralevant; 26m
Comedy gold in the Globe and Mail. They say the truckers are:
loons; absurd; hostage-takers;
white nationalists; intolerable; violent;
frightened; angry; vastly uninformed and disturbing.

Oh, and they are "almost routinely insulting."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 07:27 PM (UHVv4)

236 The Rainbow and Whirlpool bridge are pretty much passenger traffic only...at least that's the case with Whirlpool
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:25 PM (BgMrQ)

Yeah, Only The Peace Bridge and Lewiston-Queenston do truck freight. Buffalo's the only split-port like that. Still easy for the truckers to split their forces. Even just blockading one of them will have the same effect as in Michigan, where blockading one overwhelms the other.

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:27 PM (njfCw)

237 Ripon USD is threatening to call truancy officers if parents send their kids to school unmasked.

Ripon USD is threatening to disenroll kids from school if parents send their kids to school unmasked.

Ripon USD is threatening to file restraining orders against students if parents send their kids to school unmasked.

Aren't the mask nazis basically forcing the kids to be truant (not sure that's a word). But if so aren't they contributing to the delinquency of a minor, in each and every case?

Posted by: Methos at February 08, 2022 07:27 PM (kOpft)

238 Leftists on Twatter:

2017-2020: #RESIST

2021-2022: #OBEY

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 07:27 PM (OalnH)

239 No no no. The real Ace has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia. It's the name that's important for instilling the necessary fear.
Posted by: Insomniac

The current Dread Pirate Ace is actually named Wesley?

Posted by: Mikleuse, inconceivable at February 08, 2022 07:27 PM (QzkSJ)

240 No no no. The real Ace has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia. It's the name that's important for instilling the necessary fear.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:20 PM (II3Gr)

That would explain capital Ace and lowercase ace...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 08, 2022 07:28 PM (ZSK0i)

241 It's taken me a couple of years to really figure out what bothers me about Stelter.

It's the uncanny resemblance to Mrs. Potato Head.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 08, 2022 07:28 PM (BbSpR)

242 Canadian parliament chick is a 1, and not by the generous standards of the political world. Regrettably, I don't think her speech will make it in the official transcript of proceedings, as she did not end a single sentence with "eh."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 08, 2022 07:28 PM (KFhLj)

243 Raquel Dancho for the President of the World.

Whoa!!!

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2022 07:28 PM (hOMhY)

244 I don't blame the schools as much as I blame the parents.

You bought the f*cking masks. You told junior to put it on. You are the dick.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2022 07:28 PM (dbs6Z)

245 Jeopardy Champion's mustache game is good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 08, 2022 07:28 PM (pVpql)

246 "228 Speaking of good, cheap coffee: Cafe Bustelo at Aldi's.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (sWM8x)"

If you like this and want to keep drinking it, now is the time to buy a couple of years' worth and repackage it in mylar. Shelf life is indefinite.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 08, 2022 07:29 PM (BbSpR)

247 She was like "I don't want to be mean, but how did he get his job, exactly? He's uncomfortable on camera, he has terrible presence, terrible delivery, he's a terrible interviewer, he's a terrible show host, he has no discernable skills..."

Go on. Be mean.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, Honk Justin Trudeau at February 08, 2022 07:29 PM (eGTCV)

248 I'd be happy if every truck in North America AND Canada pulled off the road for a week or five..

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2022 07:29 PM (0IeYL)

249 Yeah, i was shooting for Barry White.

Also wrote a Viking slash Christian war drinking song. Like The Oak Ridge Boys but more Viking to it.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 08, 2022 07:30 PM (IRfdV)

250
Dang right. People don't see a container port and assume that there isn't much international trade there, when in reality it is somewhere between enormous and Holy Crap.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Prepare for Your Party! Visit Our Whine Department for Local Selec at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (16VIL)
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What the Detroit closure did was force American media to cover this - not necessarily national, but regional, outside the DC swamp.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 07:30 PM (llXky)

251 #235 And another one even more stupid...

The Globe and Mail @globeandmail; 4h
The alt-right has weaponized 'freedom' to undermine democracy

[BTW, I call the Globe and Mail the Glib and Pale.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 07:30 PM (UHVv4)

252 I could almost like Krystal Ball if only she could get over her TDS. She's *so* close to being red-pilled but just cannot get over the irrational Trump hate.

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:30 PM (njfCw)

253 Ripon, WI? Birthplace of the GOP?

Premier Moe is full of it. Let's see his evidence that the passports - or ANY policy adopted since March 2020 - had ANY effect on the course, or final score, of the epidemic.

This is happening all over. Stupid policies suddenly abandoned, usually with no explanation whatever, or in this case, ANOTHER toxic lie.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 07:30 PM (OTzUX)

254 Fact or Fiction:

Statement: Obama was the first Black President?

Fact or Fiction: Fiction

Answer: Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson along with several other Black Leaders declared Bill Clinton the First Black President when he won his first term..

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 08, 2022 07:30 PM (c6vQ6)

255 So how does the new ace know it's time to take over for the old ace?

Is there a phone call?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Bitcoin auction

Posted by: Mikleuse, Savvy Investor at February 08, 2022 07:30 PM (QzkSJ)

256 >>It's taken me a couple of years to really figure out what bothers me about Stelter.

It's the uncanny resemblance to Mrs. Potato Head.

Huh. He reminds me of those childlike gray aliens in Galaxy Quest, where they initially thought they were cute until they mobbed and ate a lame member of their pack/

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2022 07:30 PM (URNdm)

257 Canadian parliament chick is a 1, and not by the generous standards of the political world. Regrettably, I don't think her speech will make it in the official transcript of proceedings, as she did not end a single sentence with "eh."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 08, 2022 07:28 PM (KFhLj)
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Canadian women are...interesting.

I'm going to leave it at that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 07:31 PM (llXky)

258 Maybe ace molts and a new ace is revealed each time?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:31 PM (4fSQf)

259 My personal theory is that this whole website, Ace, and all of you are just one huge complex text adventure like zork and some day I'll "win".

>> I take the tire iron.

You take the tire iron. Unfortunately it was still attached to a large vehicle and you have been crushed dead.
...
...

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 07:31 PM (l6b3d)

260 >>I'd be happy if every truck in North America AND Canada pulled off the road for a week or five..

I'd make a beeline for the Keys. I could make it in record time.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 07:31 PM (ZLI7S)

261 248 I'd be happy if every truck in North America AND Canada pulled off the road for a week or five..
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2022 07:29 PM (0IeYL)

___
It's a bit sad that no American truckers have done anything in support. At leats none that I have heard of.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 07:31 PM (OalnH)

262

A general strike by the nation's truckers, even a significant minority of them, would bring this country to its knees quickly.

Truckers deliver everything over the last mile so to speak.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 07:31 PM (Mzdiz)

263 >> how does the new ace know it's time to take over for the old ace?

A series of properly placed fnords in the local Newspaper is sufficient.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 07:32 PM (Vd1BJ)

264 Called it!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (F4b8f)

203

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 07:32 PM (dscaa)

265 >>> Even just blockading one of them will have the same effect as in Michigan, where blockading one overwhelms the other.

They don't even have to blockade just drive really slow for about a mile or two. Traffic will stack up for hours.

Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2022 07:32 PM (UnQlg)

266 Yeah, Only The Peace Bridge and Lewiston-Queenston do truck freight. Buffalo's the only split-port like that. Still easy for the truckers to split their forces. Even just blockading one of them will have the same effect as in Michigan, where blockading one overwhelms the other.
Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:27 PM (njfCw)

Lewiston-Queenston accepts passenger traffic...or did.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:32 PM (BgMrQ)

267 >>The alt-right has weaponized 'freedom' to undermine democracy

Uh. . . ?
Pls explain how one weaponizes freedom at the expense of democracy.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2022 07:32 PM (URNdm)

268 >>I'd be happy if every truck in North America AND Canada pulled off the road for a week or five..

As soon as my next pinball machine gets here. Why not?

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 07:32 PM (Vd1BJ)

269 that's why Brandon does not fuck with truckers , he knows what would happen

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 07:32 PM (V13WU)

270 It's like the prestige and a copy-ace has to fall in a vat and die or it screws everything up.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 07:33 PM (l6b3d)

271 I'd be happy if every truck in North America AND Canada pulled off the road for a week or five..
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2022 07:29 PM (0IeYL)

I said about a year ago, just encircle DC.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2022 07:33 PM (hOMhY)

272 "The ACLU -- the American Civil Rights Union, supposedly -- is challenging Youngkin's optional masking order which... gives the right to choose masking, or choose not to mask, to Virginia citizens."

moment #1231 when you yet again realize every institution in your society is out to destroy you, every. single. one.

Posted by: Shoey77 at February 08, 2022 07:33 PM (fcWVN)

273 >> It's a bit sad that no American truckers have done anything in support. At leats none that I have heard of.

Oh they are. Media and Big Tech are just censoring the hell out of it. They're planning a convoy from LA to DC. Tentative go date is Mar. 1.

Truckers in Europe and Australia are planning convoys of their own.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 07:33 PM (Mzdiz)

274 267 >>The alt-right has weaponized 'freedom' to undermine democracy

That might be the stupidest sentence ever written in the English language.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, Honk Justin Trudeau at February 08, 2022 07:33 PM (eGTCV)

275 233 Speaking of parents and children . . .

A single mom was arrested after allowing her 14-year-old daughter to babysit and authorities are still pushing charges two years later. For real.

https://bit.ly/3LhDdvr
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (FVME7)

But the 14 year old can have a baby of her own, and then flip a coin to decide if she or said baby will surgically mutilate themselves into a new and improved gender.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 08, 2022 07:34 PM (cupoy)

276 "248 I'd be happy if every truck in North America AND Canada pulled off the road for a week or five..
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2022 07:29 PM (0IeYL)"

This is one of the points about my nagging everyone to stock up this morning.

A lot of things depend on OTR deliveries that people don't commonly think about. Not just food, but also (to name some really important ones) - supplies needed to keep OTR traffic moving in general, water purification, and power generation.

In addition, the knock-on effects for container and rail traffic, bulk storage and processing of energy commodities, and logistics related to refrigerated/frozen goods (and their processing) can get very extreme, very quickly. We have spent decades making our civilization fragile and now the commies are rocking the boat as part of a larger strategy to gain and retain power. It's very likely they will fuck up, or someone else will throw in a wrench to fuck them up.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 08, 2022 07:34 PM (BbSpR)

277 Our convoy better have a plan for fuel once they get there. You know our tyrants will do the same as the Canuck tyrants.

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:34 PM (njfCw)

278 Speaking of good, cheap coffee: Cafe Bustelo at Aldi's

I recently discovered Cafe La Llave.

It's even cheaper and quite good in my opinion for a ground coffee.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2022 07:34 PM (dbs6Z)

279 I had some weaponized freedoms but I lost them in a terrible canoe accident.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:34 PM (4fSQf)

280 Oh they are. Media and Big Tech are just censoring the hell out of it. They're planning a convoy from LA to DC. Tentative go date is Mar. 1.

___

HONK HONK

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 07:34 PM (OalnH)

281 Wouldn't mind a Trucker backing over Neil Young, either.

I mean, if we are gonna lean on the truckers for shit...

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 07:34 PM (Vd1BJ)

282 Not even Biden would be stupid enough to cause a trucker strike.
I think... I could be wrong...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 08, 2022 07:34 PM (jTmQV)

283 Full credit to flounder (I think) for guessing that. Thought he was being funny.

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 07:19 PM (dscaa)

I wasn't being funny. I was legit explaining that italics were probably being fixed, and I legit expected the post back. I should lower my expectations.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (SH2Zi)

284 JackStraw, you could just come to Texas and be plied with 2" filets and bourbon or scotch.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (k9gqd)

285 And it may well be me, in my isolated cave at an undisclosed location (this approximately describes my relationship with general "news" coverage), but that Canadian MP - has *any* American public figure even come close to strongly and directly rejecting the casual enormous slander that has been thrown around for a few years now?

I only recall *Texas* *Republican* senators bowing scraping and beclowning themselves with idiocy like replacing Columbus Day with Juneteenth, and the like.

Are there *any* elected officials with a profile and any eloquence at all (this latter is an issue as well) strongly rejecting this tsunami of lies and slander, and nuking the vapid totalitarian drones who barf it up?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

286 that's why Brandon does not fuck with truckers , he knows what would happen

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 07:32 PM (V13WU)
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Trudeau must be under tremendous pressure from PRC and the US to crush the truckers. If the working classes can score a win, all bets are off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (llXky)

287 Pls explain how one weaponizes freedom at the expense of democracy.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2022 07:32 PM (URNdm)

True democracy only thrives in a People's Democratic Republic, comrade, where there are very clear guidelines as to what allowable free speech is actually allowed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (hOUT3)

288 The new Ace Llama can identify items that belonged to the former Ace Llama, so he's got that goin' for him

Posted by: Carl "Miklos" Spackler at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (QzkSJ)

289 blocking bridges somehow reminds me of the father of a longtime pal ... had one of those early Econoline vans; he had tampered with the wiring and had unauthorized electrical mods, such that:
- he had a pushbutton for brake-lights-without-braking, to warn tailgaters
- an ignition off switch such that he could sit at a stop cranking away with no chance of starting, to annoy following traffic.
"uncle" gus was kind of an a-hole but a smart engineer all the same

the sheet of 1/4" plate that he had cut to weight down the rear end of that econoline spent many years in other vehicles long after his heart gave out.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (5JfcP)

290
The US Constitution weaponizes freedom against democracy, if you realize the latter means pure majoritarian rule. A majority is a worse tyrant than a dictator or king.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (Mzdiz)

291 In order to preserve freedom we have to ban freedom.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (OalnH)

292 Our convoy better have a plan for fuel once they get there. You know our tyrants will do the same as the Canuck tyrants.

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:34 PM (njfCw)

Illegal alien fuel mules. It's foolproof.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (SH2Zi)

293 JackStraw, you could just come to Texas and be plied with 2" filets and bourbon or scotch.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (k9gqd)

I am coming to the Houston area next week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2022 07:36 PM (Irn0L)

294 It's a bit sad that no American truckers have done anything in support. At leats none that I have heard of.

There have been rumors floating around that you might want to leave early to get to the Superbowl, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Methos at February 08, 2022 07:36 PM (kOpft)

295 281 Wouldn't mind a Trucker backing over Neil Young, either.

Trucks Never Sleep

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:36 PM (njfCw)

296 265 >>> Even just blockading one of them will have the same effect as in Michigan, where blockading one overwhelms the other.

They don't even have to blockade just drive really slow for about a mile or two. Traffic will stack up for hours.
Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2022 07:32 PM (UnQlg)

Nah, that's child's play. In the summers, the QEW backs up leading into The Peace Bridge, and the delays are hours (3-4) long. Passenger traffic will just turn around, and hit the Rainbow Bridge, or if they have NEXUS, the Whirlpool bridge.

They'll need to tie up approaches to ALL the bridges.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:36 PM (BgMrQ)

297 May 3rd, 1926. The General Strike. Would never happen here and now...

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 07:36 PM (V13WU)

298 Original Tweet Danny De Urbina @dannydeurbina; 4h
Psaki tries and fails miserably at gaslighting on hero Canadian truckers -- dismissing their MASSIVE protest as "sporadic congestion and blockages" and "not related" to the vaccine mandate
They think you're stupid.

Cernovich @Cernovich; 3h
They are all afraid.
They now know who has the real power.
It ain't the Hunger Games elite.
Honk honk.

https://nitter.net/Cernovich/status/
1491154018139537411#m

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 07:36 PM (UHVv4)

299 Wow. This is fucking insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2022 07:36 PM (eN2PK)

300 >>JackStraw, you could just come to Texas and be plied with 2" filets and bourbon or scotch.

Or, I could just go to Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 07:36 PM (ZLI7S)

301 There's just not enough freedom for everyone. We're gonna have to ration it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:36 PM (4fSQf)

302 >>In order to preserve freedom we have to ban freedom.

$1.05. Same as in town.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 07:37 PM (Vd1BJ)

303 Take a moment, and contemplate what this blog will be like post-Tater.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2022 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

304 Speaking of good, cheap coffee: Cafe Bustelo at Aldi's

Hot Bustelo=y lesbian Cappuchino action?

Posted by: Miklos, 'cause Moron at February 08, 2022 07:37 PM (QzkSJ)

305 I should lower my expectations.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (SH2Zi)/i]

Well, sure, but, to be fair, you knew this was AoS when you entered the URL

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:37 PM (hOUT3)

306
Oh yes, I forgot about that: some truckers are thinking of shutting down the Super Bowl.

DO IT! Slow roll traffic, clog it up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 07:38 PM (Mzdiz)

307 Speaking of good, cheap coffee: Cafe Bustelo at Aldi's

Cafe Morro is the $1.25 Tree version

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:38 PM (hOUT3)

308 Maybe ace molts and a new ace is revealed each time?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:31 PM (4fSQf)

This is the best working theory so far.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 07:38 PM (SH2Zi)

309 Pls explain how one weaponizes freedom at the expense of democracy.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2022 07:32 PM (URNdm)

Mail in ballots, cardboard in windows, and burst pipes?

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 07:38 PM (dscaa)

310 re: bridges

Doesn't matter which ones are tied up whether passengers or freight ones. There are X number of vehicles and Y number of bridges. Tying any one of them up will tie all of them up since the increased traffic to the untied up ones will have a big impact.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 07:38 PM (OalnH)

311 @303

>>Take a moment, and contemplate what this blog will be like post-Tater.

There will always be a Tater.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 08, 2022 07:38 PM (pVpql)

312 The alt-right has weaponized 'freedom' to undermine democracy

Uh. . . ?
Pls explain how one weaponizes freedom at the expense of democracy.

Freedom is literally the point of representative government (and why we rejected 'democracy'). If one form of government fails, we can abolish it and try something else, but the goal is securing the liberty of the American people, or in the truckers' case, Canadian people.

Posted by: Methos at February 08, 2022 07:38 PM (kOpft)

313 NGU, email forth coming.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 07:39 PM (k9gqd)

314 I do hope all the truckers who save civilization have nekkid chick silhouettes on their mud flaps.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:39 PM (4fSQf)

315 In the Ridiculously Redundant Collateral Evidence Department, the "policies" are being junked left and right, almost instantly. Alberta ending passport nonsense TODAY, at midnight.

Just as suddenly - and unsupported by any science, public health history or data, or common sense - this nonsense was imposed, and is now junked.

A very stupid and unserious time to be alive.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 07:39 PM (OTzUX)

316 Coffee is one thing I don't ever look to save on.

Doma : Carmela's Blend Whole Bean.

I will pay whatever penalty for coffee.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 07:39 PM (Vd1BJ)

317 Those who participated were punished by the government, faced unemployment and ruin. But that was old England.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 07:39 PM (V13WU)

318 Or, I could just go to Texas.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 07:36 PM (ZLI7S)

Hell or Texas...

I know where I'm headed!

Posted by: zombie Davey Crockett at February 08, 2022 07:39 PM (BgMrQ)

319 you go somedood !
can't be overemphasized !

do it NOW !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 08, 2022 07:40 PM (5JfcP)

320
I want the laptop class, the urban elite swell, and the Karens to realize what happens when the people who make this country actually work, and know how to build things and do actual stuff, just stop for a while.

I would love to see Karen have to try to fend for herself a little bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 07:40 PM (Mzdiz)

321 Oh yes, I forgot about that: some truckers are thinking of shutting down the Super Bowl.

DO IT! Slow roll traffic, clog it up.
Posted by: publius,

They could brick the whole place

Posted by: Reginald Denny at February 08, 2022 07:40 PM (QzkSJ)

322 There's going to be a Super Bowl?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 07:40 PM (OTzUX)

323 I wasn't being funny. I was legit explaining that italics were probably being fixed, and I legit expected the post back. I should lower my expectations.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM (SH2Zi)

Yeah I was wrong. It was Cat Ass I thought was being funny. Instead he was just right.

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 07:40 PM (dscaa)

324 Wouldn't mind a Trucker backing over Neil Young, either.
I mean, if we are gonna lean on the truckers for shit...
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 07:34 PM (Vd1BJ)

Trucking man, better keep your head
Don't forget what your good book said
Covid change gonna come at last
Now your vax card is burning fast
Trucking m(SPLAT!)....

Posted by: Neil Young, Asshole at February 08, 2022 07:40 PM (R/m4+)

325 A single mom was arrested after allowing her 14-year-old daughter to babysit and authorities are still pushing charges two years later. For real.

https://bit.ly/3LhDdvr
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 08, 2022 07:26 PM (FVME7)

Asshole neighbor, asshole cops, asshole CPS. A cavalcade of assholes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:40 PM (II3Gr)

326 I haven't heard from Spartacus in quite a while.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 07:40 PM (KIc1y)

327 Take a moment, and contemplate what this blog will be like post-Tater.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2022 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

fewer bats

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 07:40 PM (V13WU)

328 Meth is probably cheaper than coffee now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:41 PM (4fSQf)

329 The new Ace Llama can identify items that belonged to the former Ace Llama, so he's got that goin' for him
Posted by: Carl "Miklos" Spackler at February 08, 2022 07:35 PM

Does that include the Llama Llama Ding Dongs?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2022 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

330 My personal theory is that this whole website, Ace, and all of you are just one huge complex text adventure like zork and some day I'll "win".

>> I take the tire iron.

You take the tire iron. Unfortunately it was still attached to a large vehicle and you have been crushed dead.
...
...
Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 07:31 PM (l6b3d)

You are eaten by a Grue.

Posted by: Rico's Time is NOW! at February 08, 2022 07:41 PM (nsnF6)

331 Sault Ste Marie, Champlain and Thousand Islands are all bridges too. Bridges and more bridges.

When they temporarily blocked minor land crossings out west like Sweetgrass and Int'l Falls, it barely caused a ripple. Detroit, Port Huron and Buffalo are the big time for truck traffic.

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:41 PM (njfCw)

332 311 @303

>>Take a moment, and contemplate what this blog will be like post-Tater.

There will always be a Tater.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 08, 2022 07:38 PM (pVpql)

Taters come and go but jokes remain.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Prepare for Your Party! Visit Our Whine Department for Local Selec at February 08, 2022 07:42 PM (16VIL)

333 that's why Brandon does not fuck with truckers , he knows what would happen

Posted by: runner

Brandon revoked the truckers essential service designation on Jan 21 requiring all truckers to be vaccinated entering the United States.
That's a minimal percentage of truckers, but, any American truckers that haul to Canada must be vaccinated to return to the States now.

Posted by: old chick at February 08, 2022 07:42 PM (sOete)

334 I would love to see Karen have to try to fend for herself a little bit.
Posted by: publius

*makes exception for one at most*

Posted by: Miklos thinks this should be rethought at February 08, 2022 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)

335 What if I rob you?

Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 08, 2022 07:42 PM (KIc1y)

336 >>> Nah, that's child's play. In the summers, the QEW backs up leading into The Peace Bridge, and the delays are hours (3-4) long. Passenger traffic will just turn around, and hit the Rainbow Bridge, or if they have NEXUS, the Whirlpool bridge.

They'll need to tie up approaches to ALL the bridges.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:36 PM (BgMrQ)

I could often match QEW speeds just taking local roads. I'd look over across to the QEW and see a semi truck that I saw earlier and now I'm caught up. Depends on the time and day and where.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 07:42 PM (l6b3d)

337 I do hope all the truckers who save civilization have nekkid chick silhouettes on their mud flaps.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:39 PM

Yosemite Sam with guns ablazin' will also be acceptable to the judges.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2022 07:43 PM (RkC6l)

338 PSST!!!! Nood.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 08, 2022 07:43 PM (SchxB)

339 >> *makes exception for one at most*

That one is not a metaphorical Karen, of course. I speak of metaphoricals.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 07:43 PM (Mzdiz)

340 335 What if I rob you?

Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 08, 2022 07:42 PM (KIc1y)
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First, you must...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 07:43 PM (llXky)

341 >>Take a moment, and contemplate what this blog will be like post-Tater.

We'll aways hve Chris Hayes and the Hot Dog Stand.

...and now we have CNN's Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 07:43 PM (Vd1BJ)

342 Does that include the Llama Llama Ding Dongs?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

NO CHEATING

Posted by: Austere Buddhist Scholar Miklos at February 08, 2022 07:43 PM (QzkSJ)

343 There are 1,000 or so vehicles [including cars and motorcycles] blocking Wellington, NZ streets [I assume around Parliament] now too unless they've been cleared out.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 07:44 PM (UHVv4)

344 Brandon revoked the truckers essential service designation on Jan 21 requiring all truckers to be vaccinated entering the United States.
That's a minimal percentage of truckers, but, any American truckers that haul to Canada must be vaccinated to return to the States now.
Posted by: old chick at February 08, 2022 07:42 PM (sOete)

___

If there is this supposed trucker shortage, then any American truckers who don't want to be vaxxed just need to stop going to Canada. There'll be more than enough work 100% inside the US.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 07:44 PM (OalnH)

345 If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent Texas and live in Hell!

Posted by: General Philip Henry Sheridan 1866 at February 08, 2022 07:44 PM (4I/2K)

346 My personal theory is that this whole website, Ace, and all of you are just one huge complex text adventure like zork and some day I'll "win".

>> I take the tire iron.

You take the tire iron. Unfortunately it was still attached to a large vehicle and you have been crushed dead.
...
...
Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 07:31 PM (l6b3d)

You have died of dysentery of the eye.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 07:44 PM (SH2Zi)

347 NOOD meeces.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 08, 2022 07:44 PM (OssQ4)

348 Why are they SEMI trucks? Is there a FULL truck somewhere?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 07:45 PM (OalnH)

349 There's just not enough freedom for everyone. We're gonna have to ration it.

"Common sense freedom control"

Posted by: Methos at February 08, 2022 07:46 PM (kOpft)

350 Whoa! Here is a trailer for a movie called The Last Mountain, about a mountain climbing family, including Tom Ballard and his mother Alison Hargreaves, both of whom never returned from their last climb:

https://youtu.be/8IH-VjdRB_s

Looks gorgeous and touching.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2022 07:46 PM (8gxrg)

351 I don't know if Biden's gonna get a deadcat bounce in the polls by November, but with the libs pissing off nominal democrats now and Biden staying at 30%, I'm not so sure it matters what you gerrymander for 2022.

Also, I'm not so sure you libfascists in congress shoulda fucked around so hard with 1/6 folks...specially since you're kinda looters and rioters yourself.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 07:47 PM (ZZK0E)

352 I could often match QEW speeds just taking local roads. I'd look over across to the QEW and see a semi truck that I saw earlier and now I'm caught up. Depends on the time and day and where.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 07:42 PM (l6b3d)

Used to be that you could cross from Canada to the US (at The Peace Bridge) with virtually no delay. Of course this was back in the 1980s

Going into Canada the customs booths were manned by kids who worked at a golf club I belonged to...Ahh Mr. Browndog, playing golf today...carry on.

You could have smuggled anything you wanted into Canada back then.

Posted by: zombie Davey Crockett at February 08, 2022 07:47 PM (BgMrQ)

353 If there is this supposed trucker shortage, then any American truckers who don't want to be vaxxed just need to stop going to Canada. There'll be more than enough work 100% inside the US.

Posted by: Joe XiDen

Sure, that works.
My point was Brandon applied the exact same restrictions as Trudeau, just 2 weeks later.

Posted by: old chick at February 08, 2022 07:48 PM (sOete)

354

An insurrection against OUR DEMOCRACY?

But I'll keep getting muh gubmnt check n cheese, right?

Posted by: Auspex at February 08, 2022 07:49 PM (Xo3T0)

355 "Certified Professional Mooseknuckle Wrangler Stacy Abrams."

Pure fucking poetry.

Posted by: butch at February 08, 2022 07:50 PM (cHvOo)

356 Cafe Morro is the $1.25 Tree version
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Thanks. I'll have to try that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 08, 2022 07:51 PM (sWM8x)

357 There's a difference. They wiped out the independent truckers here a few decades back. Most are just drivers for a company. I think I read Canada is 20% independent

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (5HBd1)

358 No no no. The real Ace has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.

I rate this as mostly true

- King Harv

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 08, 2022 08:35 PM (DQ0Jy)

359 ABC shrieks tonight: "Mitch McConnell to talk to Congressional Republicans divided over RNC censure resolution!"

Let that sink in. Mcconnell's staff actually contacted ABC to suggest this- that's how these things get into the press. His staff leaked that their boss is going to somehow talk Republican congressional candidates this fall that they need to go back to their constituents and tell them that Lynn Cheney's future is their real concern.

The man is finished if this is really the leak his staff is giving to MSM - or he is a buffoon. A lot of time you think if you're McConnell, I hold all the money! But this time, the money you hold is worthless...this must be the case, otherwise you would never, ever be hearing about this ABC.

Posted by: Boswell at February 08, 2022 08:51 PM (5iUNf)

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