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Miracle Moose Cafe

norwaylake.jpg

Groupie asses.

Pouncing and seizing.

Rabbit high-jump is A+.

The perfect life.

Emperor tamarins look like the ancient kung fu master in every Shaw Brothers movie.


Cabybara has no truck with ducks.

Dog is very involved in his little sister's coming home from school from the school bus.

Dog likes his dry food wet.

Zen butterlies.

Skateboarding bully.

Inman: McDonald's order comes with a extra helping of Justice.

Female (?) perp bites cop, and cop is not having it.

When popping a wheelie turns into popping a boner. No I mean the 50s kind of boner. The one Robin was always making.


Real or trickery?


I'll give you some time and white space to consider.

You may continue considering.

Your consideration may continue.

Okay do you have your answer?

PUT. YOUR PENCILS. DOWN!

Answer: It's real, but there's a trick in viewer assumption: The boat the scene is being shot from is an airboat or fanboat. This is a very shallow bit of water.

The deep blue color is misleading.

fanboatmoose.jpg

Story here.

Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM




Comments

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1 Moose running on water..

Long legs, shallow water, could be real.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 08, 2022 07:42 PM (SchxB)

2 WTFO

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 07:42 PM (yrol0)

3 Evening, meeces.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 08, 2022 07:43 PM (OssQ4)

4 Dad was in UP MI and rented a Taurus for a sales meeting so that would have been 92 or 93.

They hit a moose.

He said the only thing not bent was the rear license plate.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 07:44 PM (yrol0)

5 Emmoosuelle! Our Savior!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:44 PM (II3Gr)

6 Porcupiney

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 07:45 PM (Vd1BJ)

7 Goose Geese
Mouse Mice
Moose Mooser

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 07:45 PM (yrol0)

8 If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent Texas and live in Hell!

Posted by: General Philip Henry Sheridan 1866 at February 08, 2022 07:46 PM (4I/2K)

9 Tamarin monkeys. I am not convinced.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 07:46 PM (V13WU)

10 Antler in the Treetops

By:

Who Goosed The Moose

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 07:46 PM (yrol0)

11 Very centery.

Posted by: General Philip Henry Sheridan 1866 at February 08, 2022 07:46 PM (4I/2K)

12 Blame the centeredness on Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2022 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

13
The Bee: "Stacey Abrams Says She Doesn't Have To Wear A Mask Because She's A Governor"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:47 PM (M69dA)

14 Cabybara has no truck with ducks.

Nobody can harsh his mellow.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:47 PM (II3Gr)

15 Feeling very centered today.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at February 08, 2022 07:47 PM (BvNzB)

16 Baby porcupine !

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 07:47 PM (V13WU)

17 Skate pup is hella cool.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 08, 2022 07:47 PM (KFhLj)

18 8 If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent Texas and live in Hell!
Posted by: General Philip Henry Sheridan 1866 at February 08, 2022 07:46 PM (4I/2K)

You can all go to Hell and I will go to Texas.

Posted by: Davis B at February 08, 2022 07:47 PM (yrol0)

19 I like the Jesus Moose.

Posted by: Rico's Time is NOW! at February 08, 2022 07:47 PM (nsnF6)

20 from the last, I don't know if Biden's gonna get a deadcat bounce in the polls by November, but with the libs pissing off nominal democrats now and Biden staying at 30%, I'm not so sure it matters what you gerrymander for 2022.

Also, I'm not so sure you libfascists in congress shoulda fucked around so hard with 1/6 folks...specially since you're kinda looters and rioters yourself.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 07:48 PM (ZZK0E)

21 1
W
I
D
E
T
H
R
E
D

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 07:48 PM (2JoB8)

22
Ooooh, ooooh! See the top of Zerohedge. Pfizer has just added some language in their Q4 earnings outlook statements they are required to file.

This is some caveats about risks due to disclosures of "unfavorable safety data".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 07:48 PM (Mzdiz)

23 Ace is going to nuke this post trying to fix the centering.

Is he fasting?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 07:48 PM (F4b8f)

24 That Babylon Bee headline is very dry. Norm MacDonald would appreciate it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 08, 2022 07:49 PM (OssQ4)

25 Top picture is awesome

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 07:49 PM (2JoB8)

26 I notice that the Moose's faith faltered at the end.

Posted by: Rico's Time is NOW! at February 08, 2022 07:49 PM (nsnF6)

27 I think I've said this before but I'm contractually obligated to point out that Moose are very aquatic mammals. In fact, they go diving to eat sea vegetation. They go so deep in the sea that killer whales have been found with moose remains in their stomachs. Not quite the king of the road under the sea, are you, skinny legged monster?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 07:49 PM (ZZK0E)

28 I feel very centered

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 07:49 PM (yrol0)

29 I am getting a wee headache..

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 07:49 PM (V13WU)

30 Thought this was a blog for the right, not center

Posted by: Dogbert at February 08, 2022 07:49 PM (dSqvH)

31 C
E
N
T
E
R

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:49 PM (4fSQf)

32 First Ace nukes himself with italics and then he centers everyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:50 PM (4fSQf)

33 Doesn't look like it's running on water. It looks like it had long legs and the water is shallower at certain points.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2022 07:50 PM (JfUen)

34 Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:49 PM (4fSQf)

Closer but no national championship!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 07:50 PM (yrol0)

35 Airboats are scientifically proven to stray gators. It's going to end horribly for Bullwinkle.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 08, 2022 07:50 PM (kFNRf)

36 ...must be because my eyes are CROSSED FOLLOWING THIS THREAD

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 07:50 PM (V13WU)

37 This is some caveats about risks due to disclosures of "unfavorable safety data".

Perhaps they are preparing for the fecal matter to make high speed contact with the rotary oscillator?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 08, 2022 07:51 PM (SchxB)

38 Ommmmmmm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 08, 2022 07:51 PM (W/MyG)

39 Step 1 Write post
Step 2 Post post
Step 3 Check the post. Or not. Its probably fine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 07:51 PM (F4b8f)

40 I saw this in the last thread...

"y personal theory is that this whole website, Ace, and all of you are just one huge complex text adventure like zork and some day I'll "win"."

-------dood I totally learned how to type playing Planetfall. Maybe that's why I have an affinity for blogs. the words, man, the words!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 07:51 PM (ZZK0E)

41 Moose has crossed that river so many times it knows exactly where the stepping stones are if you blindfolded it

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 07:51 PM (2JoB8)

42 Very centered.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (R3wjG) - at February 08, 2022 07:51 PM (fYLZr)

43 ace hasn't been the same since he went cap A on us...

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 07:51 PM (V13WU)

44 Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.

Posted by: Yeats at February 08, 2022 07:51 PM (4I/2K)

45 Fen, that's actually the little-known Galilee moose.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 08, 2022 07:51 PM (OssQ4)

46 No more left, no more right, there is only the center!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (hOUT3)

47 Jesus Moose. How many people did I Schumer?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (fnrpf)

48 The
Widening
Gyre

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (l6b3d)

49 In before the post is "fixed."

>>>The boat the scene is being shot from is an airboat or fanboat.

Neither. It is a jet boat or jet sled. Instead of a prop, it uses a high speed water pump, which can operate in shallow waters.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (SH2Zi)

50 After all the blatant comments by the mooseists here, see if I ever tell you anything again.

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

51 And now my nic is updated

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (fYLZr) - at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (fYLZr)

52 Feeling centered.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (llXky)

53 The center cannot hold

Posted by: zombie WB Yeats at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (BgMrQ)

54 Blender toss knocked the bitch's show off.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (SH2Zi)

55 things fall apart

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (ZZK0E)

56 shoe off

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 07:53 PM (SH2Zi)

57 It's easy to see who cares about being in the middle here.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 08, 2022 07:53 PM (xfhbm)

58 Just a little more Inside Baseball on the trucker thing. So, all freight shipments in and out of the US have to be processed ahead of time using the PAPS system (US side) or the PARS system (Canadian side.) It's a post-9/11 thang. When thousands and thousands of trucks are being re-routed as they were today from Detroit to Port Huron, that means *every single customs entry* has to be changed and *every one of the originals* will need to be cancelled by customs at either Detroit or Windsor on the Canadian side.

What this breaks down to is: a *massive* amount of extra work for Customs & Border Protection that will only get worse - no doubt catastrophic- the longer it goes on.

(This would not affect CBP if they blockade Buffalo as re-routes to Lewiston are technically within the same US port so the original customs entries are valid at either bridge.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:53 PM (njfCw)

59 Instead of a prop, it uses a high speed water pump, which can operate in shallow waters.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (SH2Zi)
---
So the boat belongs to CNN?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 07:53 PM (llXky)

60 Moose out front should have collected your cover.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 07:53 PM (yrol0)

61 Am I in Middle Earth?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 07:53 PM (fnrpf)

62 Is ace sniffing glue again?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:53 PM (4fSQf)

63 No I mean the 50s kind of boner. The one Robin was always making.

Why do we call an erection a "boner" when we're one of the mammal species who don't have a baculum?

Posted by: mikeski at February 08, 2022 07:54 PM (P1f+c)

64 >>>The boat the scene is being shot from is an airboat or fanboat.

Akshually It is a jet boat or jet sled. Instead of a prop, it uses a high speed water pump, which can operate in shallow waters.
Posted by: flounder,

-Added context.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 07:54 PM (F4b8f)

65 I've never had moose remains in my stomach.

Posted by: Go Mental! at February 08, 2022 07:54 PM (snngm)

66 Posted by: Yeats at February 08, 2022 07:51 PM (4I/2K)

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (l6b3d)

Posted by: zombie WB Yeats at February 08, 2022 07:52 PM (BgMrQ)

Horde mind...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:54 PM (BgMrQ)

67 Dang...I'm late.

Posted by: Diogenes off Site at February 08, 2022 07:54 PM (JVb4L)

68 ace hasn't been the same since he went cap A on us...
Posted by: runner

If we're not careful, he'll bust a cap on our a$$.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (fYLZr) - at February 08, 2022 07:54 PM (fYLZr)

69 Stuck
in
the
middle
with
you

Posted by: Stealer's Wheel at February 08, 2022 07:55 PM (F6Xpw)

70 >> Is ace sniffing glue again?

Probably something else. You know he announced that he "pulled it out" the other thread.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 07:55 PM (Mzdiz)

71 stab

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 08, 2022 07:55 PM (lCui1)

72 I've never had moose remains in my stomach.
Posted by: Go Mental! at February 08, 2022 07:54 PM (snngm)
----------
I have.

They're delicious.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 08, 2022 07:55 PM (W/MyG)

73 For Canada: Centre!

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 07:55 PM (l6b3d)

74 ace hasn't been the same since he went cap A on us...
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 07:51 PM


He's stronger. Faster. Better.

His GAINZZZ have GAINZZ.

All hail Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

75 Posted by: Guy Smiley - The #2 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:53 PM (njfCw)

Hey Guy, what about the International Railroad Bridge:

Can they take detached trailers?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 07:55 PM (BgMrQ)

76 If your mousse is runny you've messed up the recipe!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2022 07:55 PM (URNdm)

77 Aaaaand
what does this
com
ment
look
like
to
you
?

Posted by: 80's music fan at February 08, 2022 07:55 PM (glGDV)

78 The Bee: "Stacey Abrams Says She Doesn't Have To Wear A Mask Because She's A Governor"
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 07:47 PM (M69dA)

Applies to her foundation garments as well.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 08, 2022 07:56 PM (eGTCV)

79 Stuck
in
the
middle
with
you
Posted by: Stealer's Wheel at February 08, 2022 07:55 PM (F6Xpw)

I hate that song.

Posted by: Van Gogh at February 08, 2022 07:56 PM (fnrpf)

80 Why do we call an erection a "boner" when we're one of the mammal species who don't have a baculum?

Posted by: mikeski at February 08, 2022 07:54 PM (P1f+c)
---
I had an elderly teacher in the 80s make the unfortunate remark "every time I pulled a boner, no one was there the help me!"

Meanings change.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 07:56 PM (llXky)

81
Why do we call an erection a "boner" when we're one of the mammal species who don't have a baculum?
Posted by: mikeski

Because 'boner' makes sense and 'wooder' doesn't.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (xfhbm)

82 Why are large black women always prone to violence when visiting a fast food joint? They should not be eating there in the first place.

Alligators have a brain the size of a pea, have no personalities and will even eat their young when hungry. All they do is sleep, eat, shit and reproduce. Kinda like democrats.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (R/m4+)

83 What this breaks down to is: a *massive* amount of extra work for Customs & Border Protection that will only get worse - no doubt catastrophic- the longer it goes on.

**

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (A4cav)

84 A
CCC
E

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (llXky)

85
And
this
one
?

Posted by: 80's music fan at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (glGDV)

86 How do porcupines not stab themselves or each other?

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (2JoB8)

87 Supreme court justice Roberts considers retiring.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (GYllL)

88 And his name shall be called Wondermoose; Counselor; the Mighty Moose; the Everlasting Alces Alces; the Moose of Peace.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (II3Gr)

89 Where's Rocky?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

90 Because 'boner' makes sense and 'wooder' doesn't.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (xfhbm)

Blooder even less so.

Posted by: Van Gogh at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (fnrpf)

91 Capybara was enjoying the grooming session. Must have been shedding season.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (3cGpq)

92 Pfizer has just added some language in their Q4 earnings outlook statements they are required to file.
This is some caveats about risks due to disclosures of "unfavorable safety data".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion


I thought all that data was sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's front porch until 2076?

Posted by: mikeski at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (P1f+c)

93 86 How do porcupines not stab themselves or each other?
Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (2JoB


They don't rub each other the wrong way?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (4fSQf)

94
A
CCC
E

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (llXky)

95 When popping a wheelie turns into popping a boner. No I mean the 50s kind of boner. The one Robin was always making.

Still superghey.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (II3Gr)

96 One of my bulldogs is more agile than the other, and could probably be trained to skateboard.

I wouldn't know how to train him, though. But I'll bet he'd love it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (OX9vb)

97 It's easy to see who cares about being in the middle here.

That's why I grabbed 1st. Wanted to be front and center.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (SchxB)

98 This is kind of cool.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (QOU0Y)

99 92 Pfizer has just added some language in their Q4 earnings outlook statements they are required to file.
This is some caveats about risks due to disclosures of "unfavorable safety data".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I thought all that data was sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's front porch until 2076?
Posted by: mikeski at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (P1f+c)

Turns out hiding bodies is harder than originally thought.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (z5Vrg)

100 Along the Columbia River just east of Portland is Rooster Rock. Near the Rock used to be a bunch of old piling that ran out into the water. They were old and if the river was up, were covered by the water. A buddy of mine, would put on a fake beard to go with his long hair, and wrap himself in sheet and go stand on the pilings and walk around. Traffic n the interstate would stop and people would get out and take pictures and even start praying. Good fun until the State patrol came along.
Told my buddy he was going to hell for that.

Posted by: Diogenes off Site at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (JVb4L)

101
A
CCC
EEEEE

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (llXky)

102 Ace doesn't read his own blog. He queues posts a week in advance and spends his days walking his pomeranian up and down Broadway trolling for chicks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (F4b8f)

103 Up the center, boys! Give' em hell!

Posted by: Major General George Pickett at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (4I/2K)

104 How do porcupines not stab themselves or each other?

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (2JoB

Now that you mention it, I have never seen one with a knife, dirk, dagger, or shiv.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (SH2Zi)

105
Okay
I
think
we
have
enough.
Expect
a
call
later.

Posted by: 80's music fan at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (glGDV)

106 That's our ace!

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (qpolg)

107 I feel so ... centered.

& now rly g'night everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (5JfcP)

108
A
CCC
E E E

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (llXky)

109 I had chile made from moose, I wasn't sure what was in it, knew it wasn't anything I had before, it was ok

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 07:59 PM (2JoB8)

110 I'd be more impressed if that moose had turned the water into wine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 08, 2022 07:59 PM (FVME7)

111 79

Posted by: Stealer's Wheel at February 08, 2022 07:55 PM (F6Xpw)

I hate that song.

Posted by: Van Gogh at February 08, 2022 07:56 PM (fnrpf)


Yeah, Quentin kind of ruined it for me, too.

Posted by: Stealer's Wheel at February 08, 2022 07:59 PM (F6Xpw)

112 >> I thought all that data was sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's front porch until 2076?

They tried to, but a federal judge said no way, and sped up their timeline a little bit. A lot in fact.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 07:59 PM (Mzdiz)

113 Oooooohm!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2022 07:59 PM (URNdm)

114
A
C C C
E E E

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 08:00 PM (llXky)

115 Where's Rocky?
Posted by: N.L. Urker,

Kid me never considered the size comparison of Rocky to Bullwinkle. That damned flying squirrel must be bigger than a saint bernard dog to stand that large next to Bullwinkle.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (fYLZr) - at February 08, 2022 08:00 PM (fYLZr)

116 Supreme court justice Roberts considers retiring.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (GYllL)


ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME ?!!

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:00 PM (V13WU)

117 Told my buddy he was going to hell for that.

Posted by: Diogenes off Site at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (JVb4L)

I don't believe the state patrol is in charge of that.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 08:00 PM (SH2Zi)

118 >>> How do porcupines not stab themselves or each other?

I watched one porcupine attack another. He got a mouthful of quills. When the other escaped up a tree he just started pulling them out.

Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2022 08:00 PM (UnQlg)

119 So, poof's a post for italicans, centers one. How long before he bans hisself?

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2022 08:00 PM (qpolg)

120 102 Ace doesn't read his own blog. He queues posts a week in advance and spends his days walking his pomeranian up and down Broadway trolling for chicks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (F4b8f)

Ace may not find the comments as interesting as Breitbart did.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 08, 2022 08:00 PM (QOU0Y)

121 G'night, sock_rat_eez!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 08, 2022 08:01 PM (OX9vb)

122 Moose boat could be jet drive.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 08, 2022 08:01 PM (sWM8x)

123 >>Supreme court justice Roberts considers retiring.

Why???
Has he been pressured and/or threatened?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2022 08:01 PM (URNdm)

124 Ah, centered ace is best ace!

The baby porcupine eating corn was so adorable, yet woe to you if you try to pet it as I'm sure the quills are sharp enough...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 08, 2022 08:01 PM (K5n5d)

125 I was always told to not drive the the middle of the two lanes.

Ding Dong, I was wrong.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2022 08:01 PM (mD/uy)

126 Comments are just middling tonight.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at February 08, 2022 08:01 PM (+LOvG)

127 Ace may not find the comments as interesting as Breitbart did.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 08, 2022 08:00 PM (QOU0Y


Take it back! Take it back right now!

Ace loves us and thinks we are super witty!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (4fSQf)

128 If he nukes this thread, it's a long time to the ONT.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (4thlk)

129 russel brand reacts to being labelled rightwing by twitter level leftwing lunatics...

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (ZZK0E)

130 Oh, no! Has the comments section become the haven of middle-of-the-road conservatism? What next? Ben Shapiro as a co-blogger?!?

Posted by: Paco at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (njExo)

131 Has he been pressured and/or threatened?
Posted by: Lizzy

Nothing should surprise us any more.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (mD/uy)

132 I'd be more impressed if that moose had turned the water into wine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 08, 2022 07:59 PM


A moose at high speed can whine pretty good.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)

133 Ace is our shepherd

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

134 Told you. We got replace ace tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

135
They don't rub each other the wrong way?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 07:57 PM (4fSQf)

Never.

Posted by: Johnny Gill at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (II3Gr)

136 >Supreme court justice Roberts considers retiring.



Seppuku would be more Noble.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:03 PM (Vd1BJ)

137 102 Ace doesn't read his own blog. He queues posts a week in advance and spends his days walking his pomeranian up and down Broadway trolling for chicks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (F4b8f)


If you're trolling with a Pomeranian, it's not for chicks.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: a.moron at February 08, 2022 08:03 PM (F6Xpw)

138 133 Ace is our shepherd
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

We shall not want.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 08, 2022 08:03 PM (II3Gr)

139 Is being centred the same as being based?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 08, 2022 08:03 PM (eGTCV)

140 Roberts retiring during Biden would be the ultimate fuck you.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 08:04 PM (ZZK0E)

141 Moose stroganoff is to die for... but, it is NOT sous-vided!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 08, 2022 08:04 PM (xfhbm)

142 Middle of the road?
Man, it stinks!
Let's roll over
Lionel Ritchie
with a
tank!

Posted by: Deathtongue at February 08, 2022 08:04 PM (llXky)

143 138 133 Ace is our shepherd
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

We shall not want.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 08, 2022 08:03 PM (II3Gr)

Except when he nukes the post.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 08, 2022 08:04 PM (z5Vrg)

144 E
F P
T O Z
L P E D
P E C F D


Can you read the bottom line? How about now? Or now? Better now? Or worse?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 08:04 PM (l6b3d)

145 >>Ace may not find the comments as interesting as Breitbart did.


Speaking of Never Not Funny.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:04 PM (Vd1BJ)

146 133 Ace is our shepherd
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

We shall not want.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 08, 2022 08:03 PM (II3Gr)

He maketh us write down in centered passages.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 08:04 PM (SH2Zi)

147 Robert's would retire as the worst Chief Justice ever. What a legacy.

Posted by: Van Gogh at February 08, 2022 08:04 PM (fnrpf)

148 117 Told my buddy he was going to hell for that.

Posted by: Diogenes off Site at February 08, 2022 07:58 PM (JVb4L)

I don't believe the state patrol is in charge of that.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 08:00 PM (SH2Zi)


Probably the Coast Guard. Or the Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: a.moron at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (F6Xpw)

149 >>Roberts retiring during Biden would be the ultimate fuck you.


It means Biden gets to pick the replacement Chief Justice

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (URNdm)

150

Take it back! Take it back right now!

Ace loves us and thinks we are super witty!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (4fSQf)

Okay, I take it back.

Maybe Ace has been captured and this is his secret message to all of us so we can rescue him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (QOU0Y)

151 Sorry if posted already, but here's the video of that comedian collapsing on stage. I can't stop watching it, lol.


https://tinyurl.com/2p9djr9d

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (8k7U7)

152 This is not my beautiful lake.

This is not my beautiful sunset.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (pVpql)

153 Off earless sock

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (fnrpf)

154
He leadeth us beside the Val-U-Rite

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (II3Gr)

155 140 Roberts retiring during Biden would be the ultimate fuck you.
---
Yeah, it would be just like that dildo-head to do it, too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (sWM8x)

156 Roberts doesn't have to retire, he can just keep voting with the Marxists like he has been doing and forget about the Constitution

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (2JoB8)

157 hmmm, Maxwell's secret list is now available and ...Roberts is "thinking about retiring" , in the peak of his judicial power and of no age at all. If that rumor is true, that is what Dems had on him all along. And now they pulled the rug...Maybe...total conjecture ..what do I know.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (V13WU)

158
What's Covid testing like these days? Do they still jam a swab way into your sinus?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (UceHq)

159 I need to rewire my brain to adjust to the encentering.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (sVtYq)

160 Blame the centeredness on Big Penguin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Oh, intercourse the penguin!

Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at February 08, 2022 08:06 PM (DQ0Jy)

161 Racism remains a key component of how the Chinese see the world, their central place in it, and the world's other, inferior inhabitants. . .

Virulent racism and eugenics heavily inform Chinese perceptions of the world. United States decision-makers must recognize that China is a racist state, much closer to Nazi Germany than to the values upheld in the West. Most often, the Chinese do not even recognize their racism as a problem. They believe that racism is a Western phenomenon and that Westerners are obsessed with race. This obsession is seen by the Chinese to be a strategic vulnerability of the West, whereas China is not affected by racism.

Second, racism informs their view of the United States. From the Chinese perspective, the United States used to be a strong society that the Chinese respected when it was unicultural, defined by the centrality of Anglo-Protestant culture at the core of American national identity aligned with the political ideology of liberalism, the rule of law, and free market capitalism. The Chinese see multiculturalism as a sickness that has overtaken the United States, and a component of U.S. decline.

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 08:06 PM (X5CsJ)

162
Oh yeah, the mRNA shit is about to hit the fan. Pfizer knows what's coming. And I'm sure a lot of insider politicians know as well, and they're getting the heads up.

May explain a lot of the rapid pivoting we're seeing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 08:07 PM (Mzdiz)

163 Roberts retiring during Biden would be the ultimate fuck you.

But a perfect ending to an illustrious career!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 08:07 PM (hOUT3)

164 Way past bed time
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 08:07 PM (2JoB8)

165 >>>Skateboarding bully

As long as everyone stays out of his way, there will be no problem.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 08, 2022 08:07 PM (hVqGz)

166 All this centering is a refreshing change of pace. Who wants to stay left-justified all the time?

It's not like the left are justified at all in anything they want to do...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 08, 2022 08:07 PM (K5n5d)

167 >>What's Covid testing like these days? Do they still jam a swab way into your sinus?


Close.

...but not as close as Bill Clinton's Cigar.

Posted by: Chinese Covid Swabber at February 08, 2022 08:07 PM (Vd1BJ)

168 *Did I miss the Vespers bell ??

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:07 PM (V13WU)

169 Can you read the bottom line? How about now? Or now? Better now? Or worse?
Posted by: banana Dream

So if you are dating an Optometrist does she do the "do you like this or this? How about now? This, or this?" thing?

Might be interesting.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2022 08:07 PM (mD/uy)

170 Roberts won't retire, he's wants to set the record for presiding over Trump impeachments.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 08, 2022 08:08 PM (4thlk)

171 Ace is our shepherd
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 08, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

We shall not want.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 08, 2022 08:03 PM

His tire iron and hobo skinning knife comfort us.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2022 08:08 PM (RkC6l)

172 I feel
like
all
my
comments
are
written
using
DOS

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 08:08 PM (llXky)

173 Interesting that Pfizer warned shareholders that "Unfavorable Pre-Clinical, Clinical Or Safety Data" could impact COVID-related revenues in 2022, including revelations exposed by "by audit or inspection."

That Texas judge ordering the release of the clinical data is going to cost people a few billion dollars.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2022 08:08 PM (dbs6Z)

174 ace, can you blink in morse code?

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2022 08:08 PM (qpolg)

175 Evening.

Sir, I will have you know I am *no* goddamned centrist!

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2022 08:09 PM (0p4ep)

176 Can I make this not be centered?
Probably not, but it's worth a try.

Posted by: a.moron at February 08, 2022 08:09 PM (F6Xpw)

177 Gentle Ben air boat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2022 08:09 PM (63Dwl)

178 My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 08:09 PM (UHVv4)

179 Breyer, probably Sotomayor, possibly Roberts. Yeah, 3 justices appointed by the idiot children. No biggie, really. I mean, the mid-terms are gonna rock, right?

Elections - legitimate, and otherwise - seem to have consequences. At least in one direction.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 08:09 PM (OTzUX)

180 What's Covid testing like these days? Do they still jam a swab way into your sinus?

**

In order to detect the most super contagious virus that has ever existed, and one that spreads so easily that people who aren't coughing or sneezing need to wear two masks to prevent spreading it.

Pull the other one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:09 PM (A4cav)

181 What's Covid testing like these days?

===
Nasal ? Takes about 5 seconds, insert head of a swab in one nostril then another, swirl it around a bit. that's all . they do not do that in your brain thing.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:10 PM (V13WU)

182 I guess Ace is gone for the night.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 08:10 PM (UHVv4)

183 I think we're alone now.
There doesn't seem to be
any one in charge.

Posted by: Children Behave! at February 08, 2022 08:10 PM (4I/2K)

184 >>> What's Covid testing like these days? Do they still jam a swab way into your sinus?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (UceHq)


Yes, that's what my test last week was. Aaaaalll the way up in thar.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 08:10 PM (l6b3d)

185 https://tinyurl.com/2p9djr9d
Posted by: WeBoned! at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (8k7U7)

I have to watch things without sound, because husband has tv on, but when I watch that, I think she's being sarcastic. I thought it was the act. Did she really pass out, or was it a joke?

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 08, 2022 08:10 PM (OX9vb)

186 174 ace, can you blink in morse code?

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2022 08:08 PM (qpolg)
---
*single beep*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 08:10 PM (llXky)

187 >>I can't stop watching it, lol.


Clearly.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:11 PM (Vd1BJ)

188 There was a thing on politico a week ago suggesting roberts "should" retire. Is his blackmailer making is less of a should and more of a need to?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 08:11 PM (F4b8f)

189 Some places let you do it yourself, they just watch you. From what I heard. Others have nurse or a practitioner do it.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)

190

https://tinyurl.com/2p9djr9d
Posted by: WeBoned! at February 08, 2022 08:0

that fainting comedienne is funny. I don't know who it is though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 08, 2022 08:11 PM (QOU0Y)

191 182 I guess Ace is gone for the night.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 08:10 PM (UHVv4)

Proofreading your script is NOT for closers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 08:11 PM (6FeV1)

192 What's Covid testing like these days? Do they still jam a swab way into your sinus?

--

My only one last month was like a little feather thing up the snoot, but only 3" or so? I wouldn't have done the jam the brain swab.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2022 08:11 PM (sVtYq)

193 Formatting seems to be the word of the day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2022 08:12 PM (eN2PK)

194 @162

>>May explain a lot of the rapid pivoting we're seeing.

Pivoting more than Baryshnikov trying to nail as many Prima Ballerinas on a weekend bender.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 08, 2022 08:12 PM (pVpql)

195 So if you are dating an Optometrist does she do the "do you like this or this? How about now? This, or this?" thing?

**

hahaha

I did for a while. And I would no-joke (but very sparingly) use the "better one, better two?" at times.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:12 PM (A4cav)

196 Ya know I was looking at a list of Chief Justice's the other day cause I was bored and clicking links.

Only, like, 17 men have ever been Chief Justice. Out of that only seven retired (although one those, President Washington's second appointment which was a recess appointment, was actually voted down by the Senate) and ten died in office.

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2022 08:12 PM (0p4ep)

197 One thing I gleaned from the tweets is that Steven King belongs in an asylum.

Posted by: Javems at February 08, 2022 08:12 PM (7esQ2)

198 Ace is a very intelligent and clever man who writes very well and is a blessing to the conservative blogosphere. He is not my shepherd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2022 08:13 PM (qrrGX)

199 Some places let you do it yourself, they just watch you. From what I heard. Others have nurse or a practitioner do it.
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)

Sperm bank? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2022 08:13 PM (4I/2K)

200 Did she really pass out, or was it a joke?
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs

She actually split her head open when she fell.

Also, Chelsea Handler was in the hospital for covid related stuff. I'm surprised either the Covid or the Spike Protein could exist and flourish alongside all her STDs.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 08, 2022 08:13 PM (DQ0Jy)

201
I have to watch things without sound, because husband has tv on, but when I watch that, I think she's being sarcastic. I thought it was the act. Did she really pass out, or was it a joke?
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 08, 2022 08:10 PM (OX9vb)

She really passed out I think, she was kind of slurring a bit prior to falling.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 08, 2022 08:13 PM (QOU0Y)

202 He is not my shepherd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2022 08:13 PM (qrrGX)

That's the joke.

Posted by: Rainer Wolfcastle at February 08, 2022 08:13 PM (6FeV1)

203 Is that Pfizer language just fairly typical safe-harbor boilerplate for such things? Sounds like it could be. But a long time since I read 10Qs or transcripts of quarterly conference calls of Big Pharma companies.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 08:13 PM (OTzUX)

204 Stephen King is a certified asshole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 08, 2022 08:13 PM (oXF3R)

205 Miracle Moose runs the Miracle Mile.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2022 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

206
Here's a fun German* word: meubelwinkels.

*I know it's not German, smarty-pantses.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 08:14 PM (M69dA)

207 My only one last month was like a little feather thing up the snoot, but only 3" or so? I wouldn't have done the jam the brain swab.
Posted by: Lady in Black


I would consider 3" up the nose to be brain-assault territory.

The at-home test I have to take for work only has to go up a half inch or so.

Posted by: mikeski at February 08, 2022 08:14 PM (P1f+c)

208 Sperm bank? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2022 08:13 PM (4I/2K)

they just call it a bank, it is not really ....

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:14 PM (V13WU)

209 Well, shoot the comedian collapse video ends way too soon. Could be a pratfall and "gotcha" for all the video shows.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 08, 2022 08:14 PM (3cGpq)

210 @198

>>He is not my shepherd.

** ZOD Voice **

He is your shepherd, proclaim him, Do it! Now!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 08, 2022 08:15 PM (pVpql)

211 She really passed out I think, she was kind of slurring a bit prior to falling.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 08, 2022 08:13 PM (QOU0Y)/i]

Look at the fall carefully, that is a collapse, not a staged (controlled) fall.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 08:15 PM (hOUT3)

212 She really passed out I think, she was kind of slurring a bit prior to falling.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 08, 2022 08:13 PM (QOU0Y)

I thought it was a good hillary impression.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 08:15 PM (SH2Zi)

213 Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 08, 2022 08:10 PM (OX9vb)


She fractured her skull, if that was part of the act, she needs to be payed more.

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 08, 2022 08:16 PM (8k7U7)

214 Oh yeah, the mRNA shit is about to hit the fan. Pfizer knows what's coming.
------------------------------
From ZeroHedge:

Pfizer Quietly Adds Language Warning That 'Unfavorable Pre-Clinical, Clinical Or Safety Data' May Impact Business

https://nitter.net/zerohedge/status/
1491149926348345345#m

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 08:16 PM (UHVv4)

215 e
e
cum
ming
s

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 08, 2022 08:16 PM (mCh4j)

216 I can tolerate the center , but quit asking me to go left for blog adjustment.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2022 08:16 PM (k9gqd)

217 >>I thought it was a good hillary impression.


Poor thing could have used a Bollard and a 6' 4" Black Handler.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:16 PM (Vd1BJ)

218 Is there any expectation that Pfizer will get into any trouble over side effects. I expect the data to be covered up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2022 08:16 PM (qrrGX)

219 Look at the fall carefully, that is a collapse, not a staged (controlled) fall.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft!

Yes. Much of the crowd thought it was a gag. But she went to hospital.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 08, 2022 08:16 PM (DQ0Jy)

220
Here it is in proper German:

Möbelgeschäft

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 08:16 PM (M69dA)

221 The longer the error persists, the funnier it gets.

👀
👃
👅

Posted by: mindful webworker - centered > censured at February 08, 2022 08:16 PM (JRFYZ)

222 I cant' function under these misaligned conditions !!

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:16 PM (V13WU)

223 John Roberts is not considering retirement. It was simply an article in Politico that is suggesting that he should, if he cares about the perception of SCOTUS.

https://archive.is/z0MFp

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 08, 2022 08:17 PM (mdjgu)

224
sonofabitch...

Mobelgeschaft

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 08:17 PM (M69dA)

225 72 I feel
like
all
my
comments
are
written
using
DOS
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 08:08 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Edlin at February 08, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

226
I
am
beginning
to
like
the
centered
blog
thing
!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 08:17 PM (hOUT3)

227 This place keeps me centered

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 08, 2022 08:17 PM (flINI)

228
Sperm bank? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Count de Monet

they just call it a bank, it is not really ....
Posted by: runner


They don't pay interest?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2022 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

229 The Center cannot hold.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 08, 2022 08:17 PM (DQ0Jy)

230 >>She fractured her skull


Still. Her material was a 4.5 at best. The fractured skull
bit saved her set.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:17 PM (Vd1BJ)

231 @discolsetv

JUST IN - Canada: Alberta to scrap vaccine passport program at midnight tonight, Premier Jason Kenney announces.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

232 Moose Running on Water is one of Hokusai's most underrated woodcuts.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 08, 2022 08:18 PM (xhaym)

233 Guy Smiley if you're around or anyone similar, knowledgeable updates on The Great Bridge Emblockening would be useful.

Here in post-American America, one sometimes has to rely on word-of-mouth, as there is no real press. I was in the USSR when a particularly strong wave of (incorrect) rumors about Brezhnev dying swept the land. Was pretty edumucational about how primitive and idiotic totalitarian societies are.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 08:18 PM (OTzUX)

234 The Unfavorable Pre-Clinical, Clinical Or Safety Data is the Fault of the Unvaccinated

- Headline tomorrow

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:18 PM (A4cav)

235 They don't pay interest?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2022 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

no wonder those bastards never have any withdrawal slips out...

Posted by: Brian Stelter at February 08, 2022 08:18 PM (6FeV1)

236 Well. At least we arent italicans

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2022 08:18 PM (9/P2y)

237 151 Sorry if posted already, but here's the video of that comedian collapsing on stage. I can't stop watching it, lol.


https://tinyurl.com/2p9djr9d
Posted by: WeBoned! at February 08, 2022 08:05 PM (8k7U7)


Was that fake? Was she alright?

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (6RgRK)

238 They don't pay interest?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2022 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

there is interest, but not for everyone's...deposit...

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (V13WU)

239 There's no requirement to hike from the center.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (Y274z)

240 Yes I do miss Rehnquist.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (fnrpf)

241 The Center cannot hold.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 08, 2022 08:17 PM (DQ0Jy)

And still, it persisted.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (SH2Zi)

242
Still. Her material was a 4.5 at best. The fractured skull
bit saved her set.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:17 PM (Vd1BJ)

Dying is easy.

Comedy takes effort.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (6FeV1)

243 Looks like Canada's got their own Ray Epps:

https://twitter.com/support_cdns/status/
1490895694453874695

Posted by: IrishEi at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (VhE0u)

244 231 @discolsetv

JUST IN - Canada: Alberta to scrap vaccine passport program at midnight tonight, Premier Jason Kenney announces.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Justine the Impotent is finding himself abandoned.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Prepare for Your Party! Visit Our Whine Department for Local Selec at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (16VIL)

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Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (4fSQf)

246 One of the ways you can tell you live in a banana republic is that you have to look to press in other countries to learn about what's going on in your own nation.

Another is fraudulent elections.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (A4cav)

247 I would consider 3" up the nose to be brain-assault territory.

--

Yeah, I'm thinking it was more like 2". 2 1/2" at most. But I barely felt it because the swab wasn't a Q-tip like I imagined. It was a feather thing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (sVtYq)

248 Stephen King is a certified asshole.

And to think that back in the day I tossed that clown gnome a fair chunk of change for his books.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (Xrfse)

249 able was I ere I saw elba

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (mdjgu)

250 >>Was that fake? Was she alright?


You know what kills good slapstick comedy?

Concern.

She said she was clearly Jesus' favorite. I am sure she is fine.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:20 PM (Vd1BJ)

251 @discolsetv

JUST IN - Canada: Alberta to scrap vaccine passport program at midnight tonight, Premier Jason Kenney announces.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)


BLINK!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 08:20 PM (hOUT3)

252 #233 Brezhnev didn't die?

Does he know?

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 08:20 PM (Y274z)

253 Ace put the blog on autopilot.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2022 08:21 PM (sVtYq)

254 Was that fake? Was she alright?
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh

It was real. She had a reaction to the vax. Just like I think the senator from NM. Who had a stroke. I saw his picture and he's 20 years younger than me. God works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 08, 2022 08:21 PM (DQ0Jy)

255 Alberta to scrap vaccine passport program at midnight tonight, Premier Jason Kenney announces.

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it is sad when Canada is setting example for the United States

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:21 PM (V13WU)

256 Moron Robbie, yep. A stunning feature of the Obama degradation was the need to check British press for basic, basic stories out of DC. At the time I noted how sickeningly weirdly similar this was to east bloc/Soviet people having to check RFE BBC Deutsche Welle or VOA for basic news about their own countries.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 08:22 PM (OTzUX)

257 She said she was clearly Jesus' favorite. I am sure she is fine.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:20 PM (Vd1BJ)

Hey Pete! Mikey! C'mere, watch this.... and... in 3, 2, 1... babing! Hahaaaaaa.... Dick.

Posted by: Jesus (not really) at February 08, 2022 08:22 PM (6FeV1)

258 This is for the MILNERDS.

Insty linked to a post at Quora the other day that should make everyone smile. No, no one gets shot. Yes, it was a freakin' cool moment.

https://tinyurl.com/3f89z7ck

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2022 08:22 PM (0p4ep)

259 amore roma

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 08, 2022 08:22 PM (mdjgu)

260 She fractured her skull, if that was part of the act, she needs to be payed more.
Posted by: WeBoned! at February 08, 2022 08:16 PM (8k7U7)

Well, you know, anything for art. LOL. I wonder if she'll consider that the vaccines might have caused some problems she didn't have before.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 08, 2022 08:22 PM (OX9vb)

261 it is sad when Canada is setting example for the United States
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:21 PM (V13WU)

We have a vaccine passport requirement?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:22 PM (fnrpf)

262 You know what kills good slapstick comedy?

Concern.

She said she was clearly Jesus' favorite. I am sure she is fine.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:20 PM (Vd1BJ)

Haha

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 08, 2022 08:22 PM (8k7U7)

263 The Unfavorable Pre-Clinical, Clinical Or Safety Data is the Fault of the Unvaccinated

We're beginning to feel like PDT. Everything from soup to nuts can be blamed on us.

Posted by: The Unjabbed at February 08, 2022 08:24 PM (Xrfse)

264 able was I ere I saw elba
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Madam I'm Adam

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 08, 2022 08:24 PM (DQ0Jy)

265 https://nitter.net/support_cdns/status/
1490895694453874695
Posted by: IrishEi at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (VhE0u)


Good stuff

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 08:24 PM (hOUT3)

266 Alberta and Saskatchewan so far, AFAIK. As I noted up above - POOF! - "policies" are abandoned, without explanation, and even with doubling-down on baseless nonsense about "safely transitioning" and such crap. It's unfortunate to have to live in this time with such idiots all around us, who make this all possible.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 08:24 PM (OTzUX)

267 We have a vaccine passport requirement?

**

For travel? I'm fairly certain we do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:24 PM (A4cav)

268 Lets go Brandaeu

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 08:24 PM (Y274z)

269 A man, a plan, a canal - Panama

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 08, 2022 08:24 PM (mdjgu)

270 Well, you know, anything for art. LOL. I wonder if she'll consider that the vaccines might have caused some problems she didn't have before.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 08, 2022 08:22 PM (OX9vb)


I woulda been screaming, encore, encore.

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 08, 2022 08:25 PM (8k7U7)

271 Looks like Canada's got their own Ray Epps:

https://twitter.com/support_cdns/status/
1490895694453874695
Posted by: IrishEi at

Why am I not surprised. The 'elite' are so out of touch.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2022 08:25 PM (qpolg)

272 We have a vaccine passport requirement?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:22 PM (fnrpf)


In some states.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:25 PM (V13WU)

273 And to think that back in the day I tossed that clown gnome a fair chunk of change for his books.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 08:19 PM (Xrfse)
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Me too, unfortunately. I had to buy a couple for a class I was taking, but I bought the others voluntarily. I'll get around to reading the Dark Tower series one of these days, pinkie swear!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 08, 2022 08:25 PM (K5n5d)

274 There are 10 provinces in .Canada. There are a lot more that would have to come down against mandates in order for Trudeau to feel abandoned and Nova Scotia came up with this ridiculous rule that it was illegal to cheer the truckers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2022 08:25 PM (qrrGX)

275 It's my understanding some locales have them for recreational and dining activities, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:25 PM (A4cav)

276 The Right of the People to refuse medical intervention shall not be infringed.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 08:25 PM (Y274z)

277 For travel? I'm fairly certain we do.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:24 PM (A4cav)

I took a flight on a fairly major carrier a few months ago and they didn't give a crap one way or the other, just make a half-assed effort to have a mask strapped somewhere on or near your food hole and they left you alone.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 08:26 PM (6FeV1)

278 Referring to publius' comment in the last thread about prescient Ike, that boosts him to a pretty high tier in the POTUS tier list, in my book (not that I had him particularly low). Dude knew.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 08, 2022 08:26 PM (WqhK3)

279 For travel? I'm fairly certain we do.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:24 PM (A4cav)

For domestic travel?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:26 PM (fnrpf)

280 269 A man, a plan, a canal - Panama

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 08, 2022 08:24 PM (mdjgu)
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PANAMA!

Posted by: Van Halen at February 08, 2022 08:26 PM (llXky)

281 Which link has info about Steven King's tweets?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2022 08:26 PM (qrrGX)

282 bob

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2022 08:26 PM (63Dwl)

283 Isn't Alberta known for having more sane and sensible inhabitants in general?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 08:27 PM (Xrfse)

284 It's my understanding some locales have them for recreational and dining activities, too.

==


Correct - cannot do indoor anything without vaxx passport, and an id verifying you are who you say you are on the card. but voting without ID is okey dokey.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:27 PM (V13WU)

285 For domestic travel?

**

We can put the goalposts there if you'd like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:27 PM (A4cav)

286 There are 10 provinces in .Canada. There are a lot more that would have to come down against mandates in order for Trudeau to feel abandoned and Nova Scotia came up with this ridiculous rule that it was illegal to cheer the truckers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2022 08:25 PM (qrrGX)
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Ontario is the one with all the votes, but the western provinces could actually secede if the mood took them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2022 08:27 PM (llXky)

287 []
WHAT
COLOR
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GREEN
ORANGE?

Posted by: GREEN ORANGE at February 08, 2022 08:28 PM (KFhLj)

288 For domestic travel?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:26 PM (fnrpf)

what is your point ?

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:28 PM (V13WU)

289 #243 Thanks, Irish IE. Cheers.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 08:28 PM (UHVv4)

290 Correct - cannot do indoor anything without vaxx passport, and an id verifying you are who you say you are on the card. but voting without ID is okey dokey.
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:27 PM (V13WU

Which government entity requires that in the US? Trying to compare what Canada has enacted to the US is wrong,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:29 PM (fnrpf)

291 Pfizer Quietly Adds Language Warning That 'Unfavorable Pre-Clinical, Clinical Or Safety Data' May Impact Business

Easy money for anyone who knows what they're doing with shorts.

Posted by: Methos at February 08, 2022 08:29 PM (kOpft)

292 For domestic travel?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:26 PM (fnrpf)

what is your point ?
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:28 PM (V13WU)

Your wrong is my point.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:30 PM (fnrpf)

293 Easy money for anyone who knows what they're doing with shorts.
Posted by: Methos at February 08, 2022 08:29 PM (kOpft)

DR JOE MANNIX TO THE COMMENTS SECTION, STAT!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 08:30 PM (6FeV1)

294 Which government entity requires that in the US? Trying to compare what Canada has enacted to the US is wrong,
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:29 PM (fnrpf)

no, I think it is just right

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:30 PM (V13WU)

295 2359 mandate

2400 no mandate

bizzare

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 08:31 PM (Y274z)

296 Your wrong is my point.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:30 PM (fnrpf)

you are entitled to your opinion; as I am to mine

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:31 PM (V13WU)

297 >>Easy money for anyone who knows what they're doing with shorts.


Too bad. Ace is really good with Capris. But not shorts.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:31 PM (Vd1BJ)

298 Nova Scotia came up with this ridiculous rule that it was illegal to cheer the truckers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

We are living in an insane asylum. I guess the powers that be think it's now or never for their WEF or one world order. Be stronk out there.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2022 08:31 PM (qpolg)

299 For domestic travel?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:26 PM (fnrpf)

what is your point ?
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:28 PM (V13WU)

Your wrong is my point.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:30 PM (fnrpf)

No, you're wrong

Posted by: Methos being a pedantic little shit at February 08, 2022 08:32 PM (kOpft)

300 I believe LA is keeping all of their idiocy in place for now - masks, vax passport for indoors, etc. Just LA, even though the idiot governor has signaled most of the nonsense will end soon.

And not 1% of those affected or observing will derive any lessons from this stunning display of reckless ignorant misrule.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 08:32 PM (OTzUX)

301 Which government entity requires that in the US? Trying to compare what Canada has enacted to the US is wrong,

**

In a way that saying that this government's preferred way of killing an unborn baby is more wrong than this other government's way of killing an unborn baby.

No, they can both be compared to the other, and they can both be rejected for their common ground.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:33 PM (A4cav)

302 This place has really lurched to the Left, recently.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:33 PM (Vd1BJ)

303 Hey! Who fixed the margins? I was just getting used to the new and improved centrist look!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 08, 2022 08:33 PM (K5n5d)

304 287 []
WHAT
COLOR
IS A
GREEN
ORANGE?
Posted by: GREEN ORANGE at February 08, 2022 08:28 PM (KFhLj)

***

IT'S A TRAP!

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at February 08, 2022 08:33 PM (flINI)

305
Your wrong is my point.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:30 PM (fnrpf)

No, you're wrong
Posted by: Methos being a pedantic little shit


It's proper either way, really.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 08:33 PM (M69dA)

306 Thanks, Irish IE. Cheers.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 08:28 PM (UHVv4)
~~~~~

Thank YOU. Canadian truckers bringing it!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 08, 2022 08:33 PM (VhE0u)

307 No, you're wrong
Posted by: Methos being a pedantic little shit at February 08, 2022 08:32 PM (kOpft)

You are in error.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:34 PM (V13WU)

308 No, you're wrong
Posted by: Methos being a pedantic little shit at February 08, 2022 08:32 PM (kOpft)

Auto correct is to blame for all errors. Including mathematical.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 08:34 PM (fnrpf)

309 Either is preferable.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:34 PM (A4cav)

310 Isn't Alberta known for having more sane and sensible inhabitants in general?
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Given our love for AOP, I'd say "YES!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2022 08:34 PM (mD/uy)

311 And not 1% of those affected or observing will derive any lessons from this stunning display of reckless ignorant misrule.

Successfully reprogrammed for total subservience.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 08:34 PM (Xrfse)

312 302 This place has really lurched to the Left, recently.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:33 PM (Vd1BJ)

Ow, my balls.

Posted by: Joseph Overton at February 08, 2022 08:34 PM (6FeV1)

313 Finally !

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:34 PM (V13WU)

314 Isn't Alberta known for having more sane and sensible inhabitants in general?
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Not any more including a provincial government that's been RINOish to Dem on WuFlu and leftist-run cities.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 08:35 PM (UHVv4)

315 Freedom Convoy 2022 -- Canadian Truckers fundraising via GiveSendGo.com is approaching $7 million after 3 days.

Will the Garland Archipelago extradite me and millions of other Americans for having provided monetary assistance? MOLON LABE, MF'rs!

https://tinyurl.com/2cehh5r9

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 08, 2022 08:35 PM (743lG)

316 So, what are Quebecois doing about al this ??

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:35 PM (V13WU)

317 Auto correct is to blame for all errors. Including mathematical.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Something doesn't add up.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2022 08:36 PM (mD/uy)

318 Successfully reprogrammed for total subservience.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 08:34 PM (Xrfse)


Da, Notorious BFD gets it comrades, no re-education camp for HIM!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 08:36 PM (hOUT3)

319 Day 1: Grand Jury Covid-19 Crimes Against Humanity

investigation of the people for the people
This is an enactment, no court will take the case - so it outside the system...
will this work?

18 minute cut
https://tinyurl.com/2p94nz92

full 1.5 hours
https://tinyurl.com/yckkpxsx

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 08:36 PM (xKKnI)

320
Matt Taibbi does have an excellent site. It's full of lefty shit, because he's a full-of-shit lefty. That said, he's pretty based, and he has no patience for censorship or woke lunacy, and he lets people bag on him in the comments. If you want to read a reasoned, funny takedown of the neo-Marxists, check it out. But yeah, he's a soft Commie, so expect that, too.

I guess since the guy is in the news, a workable if not totally accurate comparison is that he's Joe Rogan, if Rogan was more intellectually disciplined .

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 08:36 PM (CARG2)

321 For the record, I'm less concerned about the specific law that the Eh Team is protesting as I am that they are demonstrating the strength of normal (read that however you want, racists) citizens to the world.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:37 PM (A4cav)

322 Auto correct is to blame for all errors. Including mathematical.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Something doesn't add up.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2022 08:36 PM (mD/uy)


The errors are multiplying and if we are not careful they will divide us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 08:37 PM (hOUT3)

323 Not any more including a provincial government that's been RINOish to Dem on WuFlu and leftist-run cities.

I may be thinking of days long gone.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 08:37 PM (Xrfse)

324 Pfizer has had to pay billion$$$ in court ordered fines. They've killed more people that PG&E BEFORE covid.

RICO

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 08:37 PM (Y274z)

325 Ace is back!

Or CBD??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 08:38 PM (UHVv4)

326 Isn't Alberta known for having more sane and sensible inhabitants in general?
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Given our love for AOP, I'd say "YES!!"
Posted by: Tonypete

The problem with Canada is that a great number of people live in Toronto and greater Toronto. Mississaugua (suburb of Toronto) is more populous than Ottawa and large swaths of Canada.
The western provinces resent the hell out of that, but they are stuck with it.
The VAST majority of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US Border (wherever that may be found).
Canadians are really tough people, but politics in the country is controlled by a few big cities.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 08:38 PM (tjZg/)

327 Amendment 28: The people shall, from time to time, place the president in a trebuchet or equivalent device, and launch him across the Potomac. No justification for such action shall be required.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 08:39 PM (F4b8f)

328 Will the Garland Archipelago extradite me and millions of other Americans for having provided monetary assistance?

Given the insanity of the times, nothing can be considered off of the table.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 08:39 PM (Xrfse)

329 327 Amendment 28: The people shall, from time to time, place the president in a trebuchet or equivalent device, and launch him across the Potomac. No justification for such action shall be required.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 08:39 PM (F4b8f)

If he can swim his ass back in time, he gets to stay President. At least for a little while longer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 08:40 PM (6FeV1)

330 What the hell is going on in this God forsaken place?

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 08:40 PM (dscaa)

331 330 What the hell is going on in this God forsaken place?
Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 08:40 PM (dscaa)

Well we've gotten as far as a conversation about presidential ballistics that *doesn't* involve JFK.

So that's something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 08:41 PM (6FeV1)

332 Which government entity requires that in the US? Trying to compare what Canada has enacted to the US is wrong,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Biden mandated that all truckers entering the USA had to have a vaccine passport by Jan 21, 2 weeks after Trudeau had implemented the same for the Canadian border. So, that includes any American trucker that hauls to Canada.

Posted by: old chick at February 08, 2022 08:41 PM (sOete)

333 Seems that a judge in the Ottawa riding, ruled that the diesel fuel expropriated from the truckers was done illegally, and needs to be returned.

Nice...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)

334
What the hell is going on in this God forsaken place?
Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 08:40 PM (dscaa)

Man. That's a very open-ended question. How many days ya got?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 08:42 PM (CARG2)

335 CBD cleaning up Ace's mess.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 08:42 PM (4fSQf)

336 What the hell is going on in this God forsaken place?
Posted by: ...

Not enough time to fully explore. We only have an hour and change until the ONT.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2022 08:43 PM (mD/uy)

337 Only time I was in Alberta, long ago, it was indeed a very sensible place. We were stuck in Edmonton for a day on the way somewhere else, one thing to kill time was touring the provincial parliament.

The opposition was a lone, single member. So there was just one chair - facing the entire bank of chairs representing the ruling party of the time. Hilarious - but also symbolically nice, for an open, representative form of government.

The early oil boom years, "Sheikh" Lougheed was the premier, and IIRC the province had done the sensible thing, and directed a lot of the oil $$ into a reserve fund ("Heritage Fund", I think?) so it couldn't just be dumped into whatever wasteful/destructive program du jour happened to be handy.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 08:43 PM (OTzUX)

338 Ok, baby porcupines are super cute!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 08, 2022 08:43 PM (UUBmN)

339 333 Seems that a judge in the Ottawa riding, ruled that the diesel fuel expropriated from the truckers was done illegally, and needs to be returned.

Nice...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 08, 2022 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)


But, but...Insurrection!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 08:43 PM (4fSQf)

340 BULLET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiTgDBNQ3lU

Posted by: MISFITS at February 08, 2022 08:44 PM (Vd1BJ)

341 Given the insanity of the times, nothing can be considered off of the table.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 08:39 PM (Xrfse)

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This is the correct answer (although snopes.com rates it as "mostly true.")

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 08, 2022 08:45 PM (743lG)

342 Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 08:43 PM (OTzUX)

Buddy and I ate at a McDonalds in Edmonton on our way to Alaska. Gassed up on our way out of town.

Edmonton seemed really nice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at February 08, 2022 08:46 PM (x8Wzq)

343
Nothing is ever off the table, unless there's unanimous consent on the given question. Where does that exist today?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 08:47 PM (CARG2)

344 sorry I've been a real jive turkey today with the HTML

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 08:47 PM (0G13K)

345
Learn to code, you jive turkey. JKLOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 08:48 PM (CARG2)

346 Edmonton seemed really nice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,

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We call bulletin on that, eh?

Posted by: Every Other NHL Team, Gretzky/Messier Era at February 08, 2022 08:48 PM (8AONa)

347 The cities in eastern Canada are strange, to say the least.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 08, 2022 08:48 PM (oXF3R)

348 You fasting again ace? We muddle through. This is the best place to be.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2022 08:49 PM (qpolg)

349 sorry I've been a real jive turkey today with the HTML
Posted by: ace

Taking responsibility for a slip-up is not the American way for folks in power these days .


Double secret probation for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2022 08:49 PM (mD/uy)

350 sorry I've been a real jive turkey today with the HTML
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 08:47 PM (0G13K)

Al Connors shakes his head awkwardly. then makes some phone calls and catches up on some parerwork.

GUY FROM HARLEM!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at February 08, 2022 08:49 PM (x8Wzq)

351 These local governments or whatever that are dropping their mandates, mask,vaccines whatever. On such and such a date. The hell, how about now or tomorrow morning. Why is it February 28 or March whatever.

Posted by: Betty at February 08, 2022 08:49 PM (/QabR)

352 A bit of mythology involved in the 'Alberta is like Texas' myth. The two major cities are largely liberal shitholes, with more tattoos per capita than a biker rally. Add a significant number of First Peoples on awful res areas, and the odd normal rancher, farmer or oilfield rando are fish out of water.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at February 08, 2022 08:50 PM (oWBc3)

353 Slovenia's win in the Olympic debut of the mixed team ski jumping event on Monday was overshadowed by a number of disqualifications over suit violations that led several outraged athletes and coaches to slam the sport's governing body. 
Five female ski jumpers, from Germany, Austria, Norway, and Japan, were all disqualified from the competition after officials said their ski suits did not comply with the International Ski Federation's (FIS) rules.  

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 08:50 PM (X5CsJ)

354 sorry I've been a real jive turkey today with the HTML
Posted by: ace

We can probably handle the presentation as long as we have a lower case 'ace'...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 08, 2022 08:50 PM (xfhbm)

355 #337 Yes, rhomboid.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 08:50 PM (UHVv4)

356
sorry I've been a real jive turkey today with the HTML
Posted by: ace


Jana is Not Having It, dude.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at February 08, 2022 08:50 PM (M69dA)

357 Lol

News reports are that there are a very high number of police officers calling in sick and taking vacation since the trucker strike started.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 08:51 PM (4fSQf)

358 Upper case Ace is stronk Ace.

Lower case ace is humble ace.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:51 PM (A4cav)

359 >>.348 You fasting again ace? We muddle through. This is the best place to be.


no i just ended one on Monday.

I posted a couple of posts while I was out exercising so i wound up not checking those for HTML problems. This last one i just totally biffed.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 08:51 PM (0G13K)

360 329 327 Amendment 28: The people shall, from time to time, place the president in a trebuchet or equivalent device, and launch him across the Potomac. No justification for such action shall be required.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 08:39 PM (F4b8f)

If he can swim his ass back in time, he gets to stay President. At least for a little while longer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 08:40 PM (6FeV1)

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Amendment 29: Only individuals who have successfully completed Navy BUDS/SEAL training are qualified to hold any national public office, and that training must reflect 1962 standards.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 08, 2022 08:51 PM (743lG)

361 Bro, do you even HTML?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 08:52 PM (4fSQf)

362 sorry I've been a real jive turkey today with the HTML
Posted by: ace

But lately you're churning out paragraphs like an espresso-addicted bonobo smoking meth out of a used crackpipe so all is forgiven.

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 08:52 PM (dscaa)

363 File this under "build your own banks"

Firearms Policy Coalition
@gunpolicy
"Los Angeles County District Attorney George Gascon announced today that he is calling upon three credit card companies to once again show responsible corporate citizenship by stopping online payments for the purchase of ghost gun kits." https://t.co/KQXEd3DMH9
3:54 PM · Feb 8, 2022

Andrew Ross Sorkin
@andrewrsorkin
An Idea: Banks Could Control Gun Sales if Washington Won't via @NYTimes. Please share. This is an idea that could keep kids from getting killed in schools.
How Banks Could Control Gun Sales if Washington Won't (Published 201 As Corporate America espouses "social responsibility," the financial industry could help limit sales of assault weapons, our columnist writes. https://t.co/c7jYJSaVwK
5:19 PM · Feb 19, 2018

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 08, 2022 08:53 PM (MFZ8i)

364 That factcheck post should have been rerun tomorrow instead of put back in place.

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 08:53 PM (dscaa)

365 353 Slovenia's win in the Olympic debut of the mixed team ski jumping event on Monday was overshadowed by a number of disqualifications over suit violations that led several outraged athletes and coaches to slam the sport's governing body.
Five female ski jumpers, from Germany, Austria, Norway, and Japan, were all disqualified from the competition after officials said their ski suits did not comply with the International Ski Federation's (FIS) rules.
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 08:50 PM (X5CsJ)


With all of the complaints I have been hearing I wonder when someone is just going to walk away from the Chi-Com Genocide Games? Why waste your time and possibly your health in a rigged game in a rigged house?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Prepare for Your Party! Visit Our Whine Department for Local Selec at February 08, 2022 08:53 PM (16VIL)

366 Joe Biden will make sure that ace has a new crack pipe, not a dirty used one!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 08:54 PM (4fSQf)

367 But lately you're churning out paragraphs like an espresso-addicted bonobo smoking meth out of a used crackpipe so all is forgiven.

Posted by: ...

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I can get you a deal on a brand new crack pipe.

Posted by: Joey B at February 08, 2022 08:54 PM (8AONa)

368 Why is it February 28 or March whatever.
Posted by: Betty at February 08, 2022 08:49 PM (/QabR)


I'm sort of surprised our betters haven't picked a date like February 29 or 30th.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 08, 2022 08:54 PM (BkXsg)

369 Amendment 29: Only individuals who have successfully completed Navy BUDS/SEAL training are qualified to hold any national public office, and that training must reflect 1962 standards.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 08, 2022 08:51 PM (743lG)

You clearly understand the letter of 28A, but not the spirit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 08:54 PM (6FeV1)

370 Freedom Convoy 2022 -- Canadian Truckers fundraising via GiveSendGo.com is approaching $7 million after 3 days.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking

Yeah, but Fidelito said he was coming after me for donating. I think Brandon might be all right with that.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 08, 2022 08:54 PM (DQ0Jy)

371 News reports are that there are a very high number of police officers calling in sick and taking vacation since the trucker strike started.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Heh, a sick out in support. I remember those.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2022 08:55 PM (qpolg)

372
No man. Go with ACE. Maximum Power.

Throw on an exclamation point or five, to really jack it up. See if Pixy's got any racing stripes and ghost flames to liberally sprinkle around the threads, for more Giga Alpha Mega Energy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 08:55 PM (CARG2)

373 Why waste your time and possibly your health in a rigged game in a rigged house?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Prepare for Your Party! Visit Our Whine Department for Local Selec at February 08, 2022 08:53 PM (16VIL)

Because you've lived for nothing else since you were 8, and nothing wise for the rest of your life will matter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 08:55 PM (6FeV1)

374 *else

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 08:56 PM (6FeV1)

375 sorry I've been a real jive turkey today with the HTML

You have been pardoned.

Posted by: Thanksgiving Jive Turkeys at February 08, 2022 08:56 PM (Xrfse)

376 Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 08, 2022 08:51 PM (743lG)

*Dan Crenshaw nods in agreement *

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 08, 2022 08:56 PM (YglAn)

377 This is an idea that could keep kids from getting killed in schools.

**

Wait, has there been a kid kilted with an 80% DIY kit?

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:56 PM (A4cav)

378 I'd suggest that Pixy Misa needs to rework Minx to give ace and the cobs a simple Markdown editor to use, with a built-in linter that checks before a post goes live, but I know that ain't gonna happen.

But Markdown is awesome and would easily give ace all he needs to properly format a post. Well, might have to add in functionality for a power-of-two flaming skull generator...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 08, 2022 08:57 PM (WqhK3)

379 >>> The errors are multiplying and if we are not careful they will divide us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 08:37 PM (hOUT3)


You are in error! You did not discover your mistake; you have made two errors. You are in error and you have not corrected by sterilization; you've made three errors!

You are imperfect! EXERCISE YOUR PRIME FUNCTION!

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 08:57 PM (l6b3d)

380 Or is the COULD keep kids from getting kilt.

You know, that vaxxine sure is killing a lot more people than them ghost guns...

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:57 PM (A4cav)

381 At least the liberal MPs in Canada know they want to keep their offices.

I'm guessing Trudeau will lose his coalition soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 08:57 PM (4fSQf)

382 This is an idea that could keep kids from getting killed in schools.
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And some are worried the Karens are gonna miss having something to shout, signal, maraud and hector about if COOF ends.

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 08:57 PM (dscaa)

383 Andrew Ross Sorkin
@andrewrsorkin

Is that the little twat that used to be or maybe still is on CNBC? What a wanker.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 08, 2022 08:58 PM (DQ0Jy)

384 You clearly understand the letter of 28A, but not the spirit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 08:54 PM (6FeV1)

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Heh. Well-played ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 08, 2022 08:58 PM (743lG)

385 >>> But Markdown is awesome and would easily give ace all he needs to properly format a post. Well, might have to add in functionality for a power-of-two flaming skull generator...
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 08, 2022 08:57 PM (WqhK3)


Wordstar is really all any man needs.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 08:59 PM (l6b3d)

386

Yeah, but Fidelito

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I kinda like "PM Castreau."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 08:59 PM (CARG2)

387 You are in error.
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 08:34 PM


Let's not quibble about your and you're when we could be constructing poems of praise to Ace's frequent featuring of bats in the Cafe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2022 08:59 PM (a3Q+t)

388 And you don't want to see ACE!!! ace.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 08:59 PM (UHVv4)

389 No man. Go with ACE. Maximum Power.

Throw on an exclamation point or five, to really jack it up. See if Pixy's got any racing stripes and ghost flames to liberally sprinkle around the threads, for more Giga Alpha Mega Energy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 08:55 PM (CAR

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Great advice, YD. I was going to suggest an accented A for a more Paolo look ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 08, 2022 08:59 PM (743lG)

390 Five female ski jumpers, from Germany, Austria, Norway, and Japan, were all disqualified from the competition after officials said their ski suits did not comply with the International Ski Federation's (FIS) rules.
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 08:50 PM (X5CsJ)


Perhaps the codpieces were not up to international standards?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 08:59 PM (hOUT3)

391 Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 08:57 PM (A4cav)


Speaking of, have you seen that Heather MacDonald chick fall out on stage? It is a freaky ass video. She falls the FUCK out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 08, 2022 08:59 PM (YglAn)

392 Perhaps the codpieces were not up to international standards?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 08:59 PM (hOUT3)

LOL

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2022 09:00 PM (dscaa)

393 Sigh. Alberta: another myth shattered.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 09:00 PM (Xrfse)

394 >Wordstar is really all any man needs.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2022 08:59 PM (l6b3d)

/me steps back before the emacs vs vi wars begin...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 08, 2022 09:00 PM (WqhK3)

395 389 No man. Go with ACE. Maximum Power.

Throw on an exclamation point or five, to really jack it up. See if Pixy's got any racing stripes and ghost flames to liberally sprinkle around the threads, for more Giga Alpha Mega Energy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 08:55 PM (CAR

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Great advice, YD. I was going to suggest an accented A for a more Paolo look ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 08, 2022 08:59 PM (743lG)

Could put an L' in front. L'Ace.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 08, 2022 09:01 PM (z5Vrg)

396 Oak Island boys going in with the Big Cans!

Posted by: Javems at February 08, 2022 09:01 PM (AmoqO)

397 >>Five female ski jumpers, from Germany, Austria, Norway, and Japan, were all disqualified from the competition after officials said their ski suits did not comply with the International Ski Federation's (FIS) rules.


Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: Fish Whistle Inspector #14 at February 08, 2022 09:01 PM (Vd1BJ)

398 Five female ski jumpers, from Germany, Austria, Norway, and Japan, were all disqualified from the competition after officials said their ski suits did not comply with the International Ski Federation's (FIS) rules.
Posted by: SMOD

These olympics are really becoming farcical.

Hours devoted to watching Olympics thus far: a Blutarski-esque 0.0. I'll keep you advised.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 08, 2022 09:02 PM (DQ0Jy)

399 376 Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 08, 2022 08:51 PM (743lG)

*Dan Crenshaw nods in agreement *

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 08, 2022 08:56 PM (YglAn)

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Oh well, 1 asshat > 535+ asshats. The perfect is the enemy of the good and all that ...

/from a perfectionist
;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 08, 2022 09:02 PM (743lG)

400 I tried to buy ammunition with a Bank of America card and it was declined.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 09:02 PM (F4b8f)

401 Highly suggest credit unions instead of banks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 09:03 PM (4fSQf)

402 said their ski suits did not comply with the International Ski Federation's (FIS) rules.


Did not meet the minimum required cameltoe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 09:04 PM (F4b8f)

403 Highly suggest credit unions instead of banks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 09:03 PM (4fSQf)


THIS!!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 09:04 PM (hOUT3)

404 Yeah, but Fidelito

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I kinda like "PM Castreau."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 08:59 PM (CARG2)

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+1 also King Trouis.

Ace, a wordsmith (the Shakespeare of?) for our time ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 08, 2022 09:04 PM (743lG)

405 Highly suggest credit unions instead of banks.

I would hazard a guess that they are on the to-do list of our betters.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 09:04 PM (Xrfse)

406 Highly suggest credit unions instead of banks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I love my local credit union. In business since '54. Local only.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2022 09:04 PM (qpolg)

407 Would it help if ace added close tags to his nic? Does that work on the main post?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 09:06 PM (F4b8f)

408 Watching a live feed of the Canadian protest and again I marvel that they do this in Arctic type temperatures.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 08, 2022 09:07 PM (DQ0Jy)

409 I would hazard a guess that they are on the to-do list of our betters.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 09:04 PM (Xrfse)


Da, ve need bankink standards to protect ze kulaks, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 09:08 PM (hOUT3)

410 408 Watching a live feed of the Canadian protest and again I marvel that they do this in Arctic type temperatures.
Posted by: Blutarski,


Because they're tougher than we are.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2022 09:08 PM (kfLvq)

411 397 >>Five female ski jumpers, from Germany, Austria, Norway, and Japan, were all disqualified from the competition after officials said their ski suits did not comply with the International Ski Federation's (FIS) rules.


Sum Ting Wong
Posted by: Fish Whistle Inspector #14 at February 08, 2022 09:01 PM (Vd1BJ)

And yet all the outfits had been approved beforehand.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

412 Speaking of, have you seen that Heather MacDonald chick fall out on stage? It is a freaky ass video. She falls the FUCK out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

I watched that vid a few times. I am an expert on busting yo head.

She busted her head.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2022 09:09 PM (mD/uy)

413 Five female ski jumpers, from Germany, Austria, Norway, and Japan, were all disqualified from the competition after officials said their ski suits did not comply with the International Ski Federation's (FIS) rules.
Posted by: SMOD


Behold my barren field!

Posted by: The field of fucks farmer at February 08, 2022 09:09 PM (oXF3R)

414 If the five female ski jumpers repeat their jumps sans illegal outfits, I'll watch the Olympics.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 09:10 PM (4fSQf)

415 We've been bolded and italicanned and centered.

Have we ever been underscored or scored through?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2022 09:10 PM (kfLvq)

416 385 Wordstar is really all any man needs.
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I really liked WS as I could flip from word-processing mode to plain text mode for programming. That fool of a company didn't see Windows and mice coming.

Posted by: Ciampino at February 08, 2022 09:10 PM (qfLjt)

417 I've scored before.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 09:11 PM (4fSQf)

418 She busted her head.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2022 09:09 PM (mD/uy)


Hubris?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 09:11 PM (hOUT3)

419 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 08, 2022 08:53 PM (MFZ8i)

Hmmm, I thought there was a law about restraint of trade.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 09:11 PM (oHd/0)

420 Highly suggest credit unions instead of banks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Navy Federal CU never disappoints. Added benefit - they are used to solving any issue over the phone quickly. The call center is in VA staffed by Americans that want to help you.

They give great phone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2022 09:12 PM (mD/uy)

421 Because they're tougher than we are.
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Or, in my case, fatter.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 09:12 PM (UHVv4)

422 Or, in my case, fatter.
Posted by: andycanuck

Andy, any insights to the Liberal MP breaking ranks with the mandate today?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 08, 2022 09:13 PM (DQ0Jy)

423 The Olympics in Chyna is a mindfuck. Through actions, they are telling the rest of the world that your governments are owned.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 08, 2022 09:13 PM (oXF3R)

424 Sidebar: Another whale video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq4apgYriXE

I like this one. Care to guess why?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 08, 2022 09:13 PM (7cRTM)

425 395 389 No man. Go with ACE. Maximum Power.
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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 08:55 PM (CAR
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Great advice, YD. I was going to suggest an accented A for a more Paolo look ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 08, 2022 08:59 PM (743lG)
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Could put an L' in front. L'Ace.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 08, 2022 09:01 PM (z5Vrg)
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Or, you can go for an LA Story vibe: aAcEe

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 08, 2022 09:13 PM (mdjgu)

426 I don't follow the Olympics in anything but the most peripheral way, but why wouldn't a dress code infraction result in being given the opportunity to change rather than a DQ? It's once-every-four years. Seems like a DQ ought to be an action of last resort.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 08, 2022 09:14 PM (KFhLj)

427 The Olympics in Chyna is a mindfuck. Through actions, they are telling the rest of the world that your governments are owned.

And the pushback is strangely muted.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 09:15 PM (Xrfse)

428 Speaking of, have you seen that Heather MacDonald chick fall out on stage? It is a freaky ass video. She falls the FUCK out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

*

No, but it sounds like that's what people were talking about above. I'll go find it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 08, 2022 09:15 PM (A4cav)

429 Seems like a DQ ought to be an action of last resort.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Because SHUTUP, that's why.

Posted by: CCP at February 08, 2022 09:15 PM (DQ0Jy)

430 Ace could go with a Latin flair

El As

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 09:16 PM (4fSQf)

431 Too bad. Ace is really good with Capris. But not shorts.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 08:31 PM (Vd1BJ)


Actually that is a Capybara, but the Brazilians call them Carpinchos

Posted by: Kindltot at February 08, 2022 09:16 PM (xhaym)

432 The Olympics in Chyna is a mindfuck. Through actions, they are telling the rest of the world that your governments are owned.

And the pushback is strangely muted.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 09:15 PM (Xrfse)

Yup. This is all profoundly disturbing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at February 08, 2022 09:17 PM (x8Wzq)

433
Seems like a DQ ought to be an action of last resort.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Unless you want a Blizzard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2022 09:17 PM (63Dwl)

434 I guess since the guy is in the news, a workable if not totally accurate comparison is that he's Joe Rogan, if Rogan was more intellectually disciplined .
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 08:36 PM (CARG2)

Taibbi is an intelligent, honest writer no matter what you think of his politics. It's easy to forget that George Orwell was a committed Socialist throughout his life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2022 09:17 PM (evAgx)

435 And the pushback is strangely muted.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 09:15 PM (Xrfse)


The phrase "Follow the money!" comes to mind

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

436 Five female ski jumpers, from Germany, Austria, Norway, and Japan, were all disqualified from the competition after officials said their ski suits did not comply with the International Ski Federation's (FIS) rules.

They can't be bothered to restrict female competitions to females, but we're supposed to care about what they're wearing?

Posted by: Methos at February 08, 2022 09:17 PM (kOpft)

437 Highly suggest credit unions instead of banks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Ditto that. My credit union was amazing last month during my whole "the check did clear fiasco". The lady I worked with has been there ever since I can remember and worked OT to get everything cleared up.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 08, 2022 09:18 PM (nxdel)

438 Yup. This is all profoundly disturbing.

On the bright side, all is being revealed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 09:18 PM (Xrfse)

439 Yup. This is all profoundly disturbing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at February 08, 2022 09:17 PM (x8Wzq)

It's less about sporting competition and more about mad respect.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 09:18 PM (4fSQf)

440 *didn't clear*

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 08, 2022 09:18 PM (nxdel)

441
I'm not watching because the Olympics aren't that cool to begin with, and they're also rigged, and I don't like the CCP as it is, without all the cheating at sports.

The only thing I noticed is that the Olympics are in Beijing for the second time in fifteen years. I think that's some kind of record.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 09:20 PM (CARG2)

442 All my kingdom would go to an Olympic skier who, after wiping out, were to tell the reporter, "I heard they added the same contaminants to the fake snow as they added to that poisoned drywall."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 08, 2022 09:20 PM (8AONa)

443 The most woke thing my credit union has ever done was put free coffee in the lobby.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 09:20 PM (4fSQf)

444 When the athletes throw down their skis and skates and walk away from Beijing and refuse to participate, their voices will be heard.

But. We have taught them, over the last two years of lockdowns and restrictions, to go along to get along.

Go figure. We took the fight out of our kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2022 09:21 PM (U2p+3)

445 I've scored before.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 09:11 PM


Yes. Yes, you have.

Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at February 08, 2022 09:21 PM (a3Q+t)

446 Err... something up above.

NOOD ish

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 08, 2022 09:21 PM (BFigT)

447 The only thing I noticed is that the Olympics are in Beijing for the second time in fifteen years. I think that's some kind of record.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 09:20 PM (CARG2)


The lure of easy money
It has a very strong appeal...

Posted by: Zombie Glen Frye at February 08, 2022 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

448 On the bright side, all is being revealed.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 09:18 PM (Xrfse)

Okay.

Then what? I ain't seeing a lot of action on our side. Certainly not from Our Betters. I say this as one who is not a good leader, but is a good soldier. I will follow the right person. Been waiting for the right person for some time. *crickets*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at February 08, 2022 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)

449 443 The most woke thing my credit union has ever done was put free coffee in the lobby.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2022 09:20 PM (4fSQf)

If it is in an aluminum Westbend urn with small styrofoam cups next to sugar and cream packets from a variety of fast food places, gas stations, and donut shops, then it is definitely not woke.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Prepare for Your Party! Visit Our Whine Department for Local Selec at February 08, 2022 09:23 PM (16VIL)

450 Then what? I ain't seeing a lot of action on our side.

I don't think you will. Just saying that a heads-up is better than a total surprise.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2022 09:23 PM (Xrfse)

451 Project Veritas has a new expose on ESPN and their blatantly racist anti-white bullshit.

This could be fun.

https://tinyurl.com/wu6v5fsk

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2022 09:24 PM (ZLI7S)

452 This last one i just totally biffed.
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 08:51 PM (0G13K)


I would rather have content than slick packaging.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 08, 2022 09:25 PM (xhaym)

453
Then what? I ain't seeing a lot of action on our side. Certainly not from Our Betters. I say this as one who is not a good leader, but is a good soldier. I will follow the right person. Been waiting for the right person for some time. *crickets*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at February 08, 2022 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)

You Are the One you've been Waiting For.

Posted by: Some Guy Once at February 08, 2022 09:25 PM (evAgx)

454 Andy, any insights to the Liberal MP breaking ranks with the mandate today?
-------------------------------
I don't know about a Party revolt against Justin but he isn't an ordinary backbencher but was chairman of the Liberals' Quebec Caucus [that he just resigned from as chairman] and had been in a couple of important cabinet portfolios like Finance. Quebec had the most-severe lockdowns including an after-dark curfew so he may be sensing a big revolt against the mandates.

Mind you, if Justin gets dumped by the Party it will need a new leader. cough, cough

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 08, 2022 09:26 PM (UHVv4)

455 Dat roo is lookin' a mite mangy!

Posted by: GWB at February 08, 2022 09:26 PM (A2G/3)

456
At this rate, it'll be Beijing '28, then '32, then '34, '36... etc. Orympics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 09:29 PM (CARG2)

457 Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at February 08, 2022 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)

You Are the One you've been Waiting For.
Posted by: Some Guy Once at February 08, 2022 09:25 PM (evAgx)

Shit. *digs through steamer trunks for Grandpappie's Claymore.

*BRB*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at February 08, 2022 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)

458 Emotionally stunted, spoiled American female slalom skier fell down on course and now is sitting on the side of the course pouting for the last ten minutes.

Embarrassing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2022 09:34 PM (dbs6Z)

459 Top picture is Reine in Lofoten, Norway.
But it's mirror reversed

Posted by: Inge at February 08, 2022 11:23 PM (PC4zb)

460 I watched the video of the man singing to the donkeys, and thought to myself, "WOW! John Denver has certainly gotten OLD!" It took me *much* longer than it should have, for me to remember that ... John is no longer with us. To quote another John (i.e. Cleese), "He sings with The Choir Eternal".

And, just to add insult to injury, Mr. Denver died a long, long time ago. I remember my uncle (who was also an amateur flight enthusiast) talking with me about how John died, on several occasions, more than 20 years ago.

Posted by: KennethZ at February 08, 2022 11:36 PM (OXIaQ)

461 Twitter has a new scam.

You can't watch Inman without a Twitter account because Inman content is "Age Inappropriate" or some such bullshit phrase.

Posted by: Fred Z at February 09, 2022 12:15 PM (WrFy8)

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