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Pyramid Dive Cafe

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Little stunted donkey was dying due to dysfunctional liver, but was bottle-raised as an indoors dog.

Big dog goes absolutely bonkers when meeting the new puppy.

Panda chowin' on some bamboo.

Dancing deer.

Cat high-jumping challenge. Spoiler: they can jump pretty high.


Spider-Hamster.

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling...

Steve Inman: Deathbed.

Dogs hate antifa too.

Highway footchase.

Welcome to Earth, but please go back home now.


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1 Whoa.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2022 08:08 PM (dscaa)

2 In case you're slumming in the comments, ace:

Posted by: Ace at January 31, 2022 07:56 PM (0G13K)

Ace your advertise here bar in the upper left goes to a 404 Not Found

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2022 08:09 PM (dscaa)

3 Ace never slums.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2022 08:10 PM (tHtan)

4 Hi Horde!

Posted by: redchief at January 31, 2022 08:11 PM (Kab4E)

5 Critters!

Posted by: Oatmeat Brain Biden at January 31, 2022 08:12 PM (n/szn)

6 >>>Ace your advertise here bar in the upper left goes to a 404 Not Found


thank you.

Posted by: Ace at January 31, 2022 08:12 PM (0G13K)

7 Almost giving up, but time for a couple

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2022 08:13 PM (2JoB8)

8 Good evening, Horde. I'm still laughing my ass off at the Inman clips.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 31, 2022 08:13 PM (+4oV5)

9 Is this new today? Twitter has started to F people who don't have Twitter accounts by making it so you can't close their harrassing popup. I can't see any of the videos from the links, because the popup won't dismiss.

It's a significant loss, but not enough so to make me actually sign up for Twitter.

Posted by: Splunge at January 31, 2022 08:16 PM (PQ4Fz)

10 Excellent photo of Giza pyramids. Excellent. Stupendous.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2022 08:16 PM (V13WU)

11 Those Red Bull guys had a ride.
Probably will regret never trying sky diving at least once.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2022 08:18 PM (2JoB8)

12 This Tucker monologue is LITAF.

Ot Tow Ah.. Ka nad da.
------------------------------------
Truckistan!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 31, 2022 08:18 PM (UHVv4)

13 I just swept up a mess of kitter feed. Crime scene and witness concludes the Derpy One was drinking water then backed up stepping in kitter kibble. Instinct kicks in, thinks she is getting eaten by a lion. Goes from zero to 60 in 2 seconds. Scares kitter 2, tail floofs up, scatters moer kitter kibble. 1/2 cup kitter kibble can and does cover 200 square feet of flooring.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 31, 2022 08:18 PM (n/szn)

14 Carole Pope and Rough Trade! "High School Confidential" and "All Touch" -- my favourites!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 31, 2022 08:19 PM (UHVv4)

15 People do some crazy shit. Like wingsuit diving into pyramids.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2022 08:19 PM (V13WU)

16 It's a significant loss, but not enough so to make me actually sign up for Twitter.
Posted by: Splunge at January 31, 2022 08:16 PM (PQ4Fz)

We really need a sidebar link for nitter

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2022 08:19 PM (6FeV1)

17 Last dog video is end.
Not getting Twitter videos anymore.
Have a great night everyone.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2022 08:19 PM (2JoB8)

18 Posted by: Splunge at

I noticed it started over the weekend.

Posted by: Bosk at January 31, 2022 08:20 PM (x6uUk)

19 Twiggy is SOOOO guilty. And knows it.

Posted by: Alana at January 31, 2022 08:20 PM (7iVzU)

20 11 Those Red Bull guys had a ride.
Probably will regret never trying sky diving at least once.
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2022 08:18 PM (2JoB

It is an exhilarating experience, and even better the second time out...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 31, 2022 08:20 PM (BgMrQ)

21 Someday the pyramids will leave the earth's surface and return to their homeworld.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 31, 2022 08:20 PM (II3Gr)

22 CNN: "Listen to meeeeee!"

Posted by: pawn at January 31, 2022 08:20 PM (Cfk8j)

23 Splunge - nitter dot net

You're welcome

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 08:21 PM (OTzUX)

24 Dogs hate antifa too.

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
Where do I send treats?

Posted by: Chuck C at January 31, 2022 08:21 PM (EughT)

25 Tiggy. Autocucumber does not like that word.

Posted by: Alana at January 31, 2022 08:22 PM (7iVzU)

26 Monty and Alexander set up their HQ near the pyramids when they both were subbed in to take over 8th Army and the regional command. Musta been somethin' to have those as just the ho-hum scenery in your everyday life.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 08:22 PM (OTzUX)

27 23 Splunge - nitter dot net

You're welcome
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 08:21 PM (OTzUX)


Hey! That works! Thanks!

Posted by: Splunge at January 31, 2022 08:22 PM (PQ4Fz)

28 Well now I want a donkey

Posted by: NCKate at January 31, 2022 08:23 PM (z5Nun)

29
Twitter only exists to feed the Party line to journalists in an efficient manner. Any other readers the site has are an incidental bonus. I don't think they particularly give a crap about seating users anymore, hence this move.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2022 08:23 PM (Cf/uA)

30 Nood Pyramid??

I hope Zombie Paul Lynde isn't in it!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 31, 2022 08:23 PM (UHVv4)

31 Baboons, needless to say, are fairly clever. Staff advised us at this safari camp in Kenya to make sure we were up if we wanted the biscuits and tea in the morning. Whoever it was I was rooming with, and I, were up, and we saw the reason for the advice.

These were tents on wood decks, little "porch" out front, where table and chairs were placed. We were out there when they brought the grub by. Half of our group weren't up - the baboons were calmly and systematically going from porch to porch, enjoying the edibles on their porches.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 08:25 PM (OTzUX)

32 Oh my god, I'm am right now having a nice glass of bourbon along with a healthy portion of Orange Sorbet also with what is essentially apple pie ice cream.

A-mazing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 08:25 PM (ek3eh)

33 I've always wanted to visit Egypt and climb the Great Pyramid. I'm sure you can if you lay out enough baksheesh.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2022 08:25 PM (2JVJo)

34 Red Bull guys: Permission to buzz the pyramids?

Egyptian Air Boss: Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

Red Bull guys: Yee Haw! *buzzes pyramids*

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2022 08:25 PM (4I/2K)

35 Has a plausible explanation ever been put forth as to what the Pyramid was actually used for? The overall internal construction is really strange. It looks to have some technical purpose.

Before the outer covering was looted, the main entrance wasn't visible, its location wasn't known. That is an amazing feat in itself. The door was hinged, and fit so closely as that nobody could find it. That's why they blasted a hole in it, this is the entrance still used today.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 08:26 PM (EmDt7)

36 Dogs hate antifa too.

That doggeh was awesome.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2022 08:26 PM (Xrfse)

37 Ace never slums.
---------------------------
He don't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls!
He doesn't dish the dirt with those HotAir churls,
That's why the Ewok is a tramp.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 31, 2022 08:27 PM (UHVv4)

38
Speaking of Dinty Moore beef stew, which is not the same as it was 10 years ago with actual chunks of beef in it,...

I've been making Spaghetti & Meatballs in my Instant Pot.It's so fast and easy, with almost no clean up.
Dump in:
Costco frozen meatballs
Spaghetti noodles
Sauce in a jar

15 minutes later I have Spaghetti and Meatballs and one pot to clean.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 31, 2022 08:27 PM (ejyaU)

39 Age restricted. I take it as a compliment, lol.

Posted by: dartist at January 31, 2022 08:27 PM (+ya+t)

40 21 Someday the pyramids will leave the earth's surface and return to their homeworld.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 31, 2022 08:20 PM (II3Gr)
Take those Mayans with them I hope.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2022 08:28 PM (0OP+5)

41 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2022 08:28 PM (mD/uy)

42
Also - Jack Dorsey is a pompous simpleton who got very lucky, and he was a *terrible* CEO, but he flailed around for years trying to seat more users at Twitter in increasingly bizarre ways... including doing things that were walking right up to the fraud line, if not crossing it outright.

Whoever's in charge since he stepped down truly DGAF. It's full-retard, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2022 08:28 PM (Cf/uA)

43 Did a fair amount of time in the ME and never saw the Pyramids.

And that ship has sailed

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2022 08:28 PM (mdaT8)

44 WATCH: Biden bizarrely says he "could have been an All-American" college football player.

-
I could've been the heavyweight champion of the world!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 31, 2022 08:28 PM (FVME7)

45 >>> 35 Has a plausible explanation ever been put forth as to what the Pyramid was actually used for? The overall internal construction is really strange. It looks to have some technical purpose.

Before the outer covering was looted, the main entrance wasn't visible, its location wasn't known. That is an amazing feat in itself. The door was hinged, and fit so closely as that nobody could find it. That's why they blasted a hole in it, this is the entrance still used today.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 08:26 PM (EmDt7)

It was built to the specs provided by the aliens.

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at January 31, 2022 08:28 PM (llON8)

46 This Tucker monologue is LITAF.

Posted by: andycanuck

I thought it was well done. Are we saying the same thing

Posted by: 7man at January 31, 2022 08:28 PM (qwO6y)

47
Those dummies in the car laughing and mocking that Baboon won't be laughing when it comes back with twenty of his friends and rips them out of their car and eats them.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 31, 2022 08:30 PM (ejyaU)

48 Is this new today? Twitter has started to F people who don't have Twitter accounts by making it so you can't close their harrassing popup. I can't see any of the videos from the links, because the popup won't dismiss.

It's a significant loss, but not enough so to make me actually sign up for Twitter.


For any twitter link, take out twitter.com, put in nitter.net, read as much as you like without signing up for anything.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 31, 2022 08:30 PM (SchxB)

49 I could have been Miss America!

Posted by: Alana at January 31, 2022 08:30 PM (7iVzU)

50
15 minutes later I have Spaghetti and Meatballs and one pot to clean.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 31, 2022 08:27 PM (ejyaU)


Aren't the spaghetti noodles all mushy?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 31, 2022 08:30 PM (+4oV5)

51 Thomas Bender, I want to be on your diet (not that I don't indulge, just not so skillfully).

Booze thread! So got the Cana Fuerte 16-yr rum (allegedly a true age statement, not solera, or average age). Unspecified "Central American" cane origins, probably = Nicaragua. Under $40, good for something that old. Pretty good, tastes like no sugar added.

For value proposition, good. Only having discovered its cousin (same Dutch company bottling/distributing it) a bit earlier somewhat tempers my enthusiasm. Ron Allegro XO, Dominican, solera, average 8 years. Really really good, and only about $35. Best/best value Spanish-style I've yet had, but the exploration is in early stages.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 08:31 PM (OTzUX)

52 Spoiler: they can jump pretty high.

That kitten seems spring-loaded.

Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2022 08:32 PM (pbStR)

53 Has a plausible explanation ever been put forth as to what the Pyramid was actually used for? The overall internal construction is really strange. It looks to have some technical purpose.

As I recall from reading, Egyptian burials started from a simple grave to having a small structure built over the grave in order to leave food offerings for the deceased's ka, and these eventually grew larger and more extensive until, in the end, you ended up with yuge complexes of stone covering the grave of the Pharaoh.

This doesn't explain mysteries of the Great Pyramid such as the Long Gallery or the empty sarcophagus, but there you are.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2022 08:32 PM (2JVJo)

54 Dinty Moore (and Hormel Chili, alas) no longer use actual chunks of stew meat. Similar to MRE beef stew, they now use "chunked and formed" meat scraps and floor sweepings held together with "meat glue". No amount of simmering will make it tender. Canned food has always been a little sketchy, but it's really bad now.

They ruined it, basically.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 08:32 PM (EmDt7)

55 I'm lounging in my Geezer Sheetz, watching a close fly of Egyptian monuments-nice! BTW, do they have that FDA Food Pyramid over there?

Posted by: Go Mental! at January 31, 2022 08:32 PM (snngm)

56 It's a significant loss, but not enough so to make me actually sign up for Twitter.
Posted by: Splunge at January 31, 2022 08:16 PM (PQ4Fz)

Just replace "twitter.com" in the url with "nitter.net". Works, so far, and loads a lot faster, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 08:32 PM (P3gRi)

57 Well I could've!

Posted by: Alana at January 31, 2022 08:33 PM (7iVzU)

58 Those helmet wearing old farts looked like a couple of idiots.

Liked the wind suit guys.

The Baboon was shocked to see another Baboon in the car.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2022 08:33 PM (R/m4+)

59 Those helmet wearing old farts looked like a couple of idiots.

That's being kind.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2022 08:34 PM (Xrfse)

60 >>Whoever's in charge since he stepped down truly DGAF. It's full-retard, now.

Twitter's stock is down nearly 50% in the last 6 months.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

61 I thought it was well done. Are we saying the same thing
------------------------
I'm quoting someone else from the Quick Hits thread.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/
define.php?term=lit%20af

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 31, 2022 08:34 PM (UHVv4)

62 Has a plausible explanation ever been put forth as to what the Pyramid was actually used for? The overall internal construction is really strange. It looks to have some technical purpose.

Landing platform for alien starships.

I did like a whole ten season documentary about it.

Posted by: Dr. Daniel Jackson at January 31, 2022 08:35 PM (kOpft)

63
Aren't the spaghetti noodles all mushy?
Posted by: Ladyl


Nope. I set the Pressure Cook to 7 minutes and the spaghetti comes out Al Dente. I should increase it to 8 minutes to make it a bit softer.

(I wrote 15 minutes above because that's how long it takes for the Instant Pot to complete the cycle.)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 31, 2022 08:35 PM (ejyaU)

64 Mr Aspirin Factory, same here. But not that disappointed I didn't get to Egypt. I did Jordan and Oman instead when I had my opportunities, also UAE. Very happy with those - first two especially well worth visiting. General considerations - cost, crowding, "touristy-ness", security - had me pre-soured on Egypt. Have friends who've lived there, but they're way into it, speak the dialect, obviously can get a lot more out of it. I'm just not big on sprawling 3rd World megalopolises, so, Cairo didn't appeal.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 08:36 PM (OTzUX)

65 Star Treck is on. Ha ha, that Marta is a character. "He's my lover and I have to kill him".

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2022 08:36 PM (vrz2I)

66 Remember that bigly big huge stock market crash that had so many here setting their hair on fire?

YTD S&P500 is - wait for it - DOWN 5.5%!! And YOY it is - wait for it again - UP 20%.

I will say it until I'm blue in the face; bulls make money, bears make money pigs get slaughtered. Don't be a pig. Never panic sell, never panic buy. Ignore short term noise and focus on the long term.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 31, 2022 08:37 PM (SvxNv)

67 Heeeyy

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 31, 2022 08:37 PM (eGTCV)

68 @51

>>Thomas Bender, I want to be on your diet (not that I don't indulge, just not so skillfully).


I have a weakness for sweets, specifically ice cream, gummie bears and also mid-tier bourbon.

I also have a relatively active lifestyle that enables me to take certain liberties.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 08:37 PM (ek3eh)

69 Flying squirrel suits were the obvious development of bedsheets off the roof.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2022 08:37 PM (BFigT)

70 Been waiting most of the day for this thread, thanks Ace!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 08:37 PM (hOUT3)

71
The best part of the Spaghetti & Meatballs in the Instant Pot is you can make the exact portion you want.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 31, 2022 08:38 PM (ejyaU)

72 A pretty girl sings La Mer;

https://tinyurl.com/5asvpcnj

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at January 31, 2022 08:39 PM (3DZIZ)

73 T. Bender, same here - on sweets, incl. gummies. On a rum jag now, vs. bourbon. Activity level generally enables things, but would like to turn up that dial even a bit more.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 08:40 PM (OTzUX)

74 It's not the Mayans.

Zawi Hawass is basically going to go home and take his pyramids with him.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at January 31, 2022 08:40 PM (ly5N5)

75 Eh, the Pyramids served multiple purposes, it was a works program giving the serfs something to do, it was a vanity project for the kings and it generally served to advanced the interests of the Pharaohs.

And there really aren't any aliens out there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 08:40 PM (ek3eh)

76 the guy that moves pianos

Good to see you are here. Your nic is one of my favorites.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

77 Good evening, {{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 31, 2022 08:40 PM (+4oV5)

78 65 Star Treck is on. Ha ha, that Marta is a character. "He's my lover and I have to kill him".
Posted by: fd at January 31, 2022 08:36 PM (vrz2I)

Seems harsh. Has she tried talking it out?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2022 08:42 PM (z5Vrg)

79 the guy that moves pianos

Nice song, and she brings it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

80 Good evening all. I hope everyone is well.

Posted by: ballistic at January 31, 2022 08:43 PM (oXNqT)

81 And there really aren't any aliens out there.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 08:40 PM (ek3eh)

You'll never be a guest on Coast to Coast with a tude like that.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 31, 2022 08:43 PM (jxmu6)

82 Cairo is a disaster wrapped in a clusterfuck.

I wanted to see Petra and Israel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2022 08:43 PM (mdaT8)

83 Seems harsh. Has she tried talking it out?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

"Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2022 08:43 PM (mD/uy)

84 Sam The Sham was still living a few years ago so it won't him buried there.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2022 08:43 PM (0OP+5)

85 Personally I think the Pyramids where a huge vanity exercise. The technology to build such structures was new.

Ultimate dick wagging.

Which is what most everything is these days.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2022 08:44 PM (BFigT)

86 The best part of the Spaghetti & Meatballs in the Instant Pot is you can make the exact portion you want.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 31, 2022 08:38 PM (ejyaU)

15oz is the exact portion you want and you can heat and eat with no pots to wash.

Posted by: Chef Boyardee at January 31, 2022 08:45 PM (4I/2K)

87 Somewhere South of I-80

Uh, Tomas Bender may be right. We have one source DNA code for the entire biome. It would be different if we had an initial alien visit to start life, then a different alien visit later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

88 Forgotten 80's mystery click?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzocrN1zUE8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 08:45 PM (P3gRi)

89
Ace, I'm watching EVS, and he played this hot and sexy song:

https://youtu.be/uAaPTMqIhpM

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 31, 2022 08:45 PM (ejyaU)

90 Wooly bully.

Posted by: Sam at January 31, 2022 08:46 PM (Xrfse)

91 *This doesn't explain mysteries of the Great Pyramid such as the Long Gallery or the empty sarcophagus, but there you are.*

I think the gallery is an artifact of the construction--that was where the ran the counterweight to lift the big granite slabs placed over the king's chamber.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at January 31, 2022 08:46 PM (3DZIZ)

92 And there really aren't any aliens out there.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 08:40 PM (ek3eh)

___

There are a gajillion stars in the universe. The odds that our star is the only one with a planet orbiting it that has life is pretty close to 0.

Will we ever meet other aliens? Who knows. But they are most likely out there.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 31, 2022 08:46 PM (SvxNv)

93 > Eh, the Pyramids served multiple purposes


infrastructure
shovel-ready something or other

Posted by: DB at January 31, 2022 08:46 PM (geLO8)

94 WATCH: Biden bizarrely says he "could have been an All-American" college football player.

'All-American' also means you're a clean-cut-looking young man.

Congratulations on a nice haircut.

Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2022 08:48 PM (1vynn)

95 Petra = oh yeah worth it. And as I always annoyingly add, while you're down south there spend a day in Wadi Rum as well. Make sure you've watched Lawrence of Arabia just before you go. With luck your local guide will be the grandson or great-grandson of a local Howeitat who rode with Lawrence, and whose father/g-father rode as an extra in the movie (ours was).

Need to get back to Israel. Did the basics once, long ago (long ago enough that an easy/nice visit to Bethlehem was possible, and was able to soil al-Aqsa with my infidel feet - in socks).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 08:48 PM (OTzUX)

96 Posted by: Chef Boyardee at January 31, 2022 08:45 PM

You bastid.

Posted by: Everybody at January 31, 2022 08:48 PM (Xrfse)

97 Support for Truckistan in Dallas!

https://nitter.net/PardesSeleh/status/
1488289560824057858

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 31, 2022 08:48 PM (UHVv4)

98 The aliens actually came and left big tetrahedral holes in the desert, and the Egyptians said, "Well, now, dash it all, this won't do a bit!"

So they built great big fuck off cubes and dropped them in the holes corner on. They were gonna sand them flat later, but then the Hyksos arrived and had better things to do.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2022 08:48 PM (6FeV1)

99 Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant

Leftist policy and thought is alien enough for me. Their stuff is all retarded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

100 I think it is only fair that we send our most experienced politicians to contact alien life.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 08:49 PM (F4b8f)

101 How high can dogs count? I know our cat can count to 4.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 31, 2022 08:49 PM (yQpMk)

102 "Seems harsh. Has she tried talking it out?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy"

She has a tendency to blow up.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2022 08:49 PM (vrz2I)

103 Pfizer gonna ask for EUA status for six months to five years old.

I could really go for torches and pitchfork justice right now

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 31, 2022 08:50 PM (YglAn)

104 Excellent photo of Giza pyramids. Excellent. Stupendous.
Posted by: runner at January 31, 2022 08:16 PM (V13WU)


It's a tribute to our Giza president F. Joe Biden.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2022 08:50 PM (guGkK)

105 Al Bundy could have been an all American football player, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 08:50 PM (F4b8f)

106 My GSD can count to 3.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2022 08:51 PM (vrz2I)

107 Nice, Mike Lindell of My Pillow has been cancelled by most of Big Tech, and Corporate America.

Just saw a commercial where he started a new Website, called MyStore.com, which will sell products from small American companies.

Direct fucking competition to Woke Amazon. I LIKE IT.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 31, 2022 08:51 PM (oHd/0)

108 Watching an old MST3K The Human Duplicators. One of the actors played the scumbag French General that called for artillery on his own troops in Paths of Glory. I thought he was great in that. Wonder what he did to fall to Human Duplicators?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 31, 2022 08:51 PM (rz+/y)

109 The Pyramids, too damned hot and got hit up for cash to get our camera back from 2 Egyptian soldiers. Hated Egypt.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 31, 2022 08:51 PM (2NHgQ)

110 Support for Truckistan in Dallas!

https://nitter.net/PardesSeleh/status/
1488289560824057858
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 31, 2022 08:48 PM (UHVv4)

Thanks for using nitter, Andy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 08:51 PM (P3gRi)

111 Salty,

I lurk a lot but I usually have too much going on to comment.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at January 31, 2022 08:51 PM (3DZIZ)

112 Personally I think the Pyramids where a huge vanity exercise. The technology to build such structures was new.


Yes. "Pile O' Rocks" architecture technology took many decades to perfect

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2022 08:51 PM (guGkK)

113
There was a time when Spagetti-O's was good enough to eat.

Those cute little cans were eaten by boys in elementary schools every day for lunch.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 31, 2022 08:52 PM (ejyaU)

114 These days you'd probably have to get 37 "booster" shots or something to get into Israel, place has really stunned with its vigorous effort to claim the lead in Most Retarded Public Health Policy Collapse of the C19 episode.

We're far enough along now to do a rough but reasonable call on whether vaccination has altered the score, and Israel would be the place to look at. I'd bet $5 I know the answer. Not sure if any serious people are looking at this, gave up on it all long ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 08:52 PM (OTzUX)

115 I'm ever so slightly tipsy. But I still despise Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 31, 2022 08:53 PM (eGTCV)

116 Good evening {{{Ladyl}}}

What a great decompression thread this is!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 08:53 PM (hOUT3)

117 @103

>>I could really go for torches and pitchfork justice right now

Now would be a good time for that alleged opposition party to choose this as a hill to die on.

The bottom line is, they were always going to come for the children, always.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 08:54 PM (ek3eh)

118 the guy that moves pianos

Keep on keeping on. That artist you mentioned has an amazingly diverse life. Her wiki article was interesting.

I do like vocal and regular jazz, so I've added her to my bookmarks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

119 The aliens actually came and left big tetrahedral holes in the desert, and the Egyptians said, "Well, now, dash it all, this won't do a bit!"

So they built great big fuck off cubes and dropped them in the holes corner on. They were gonna sand them flat later, but then the Hyksos arrived and had better things to do.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2022 08:48 PM (6FeV1)

Tetrahedron's sister, Tippi, was a hottie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 08:54 PM (P3gRi)

120 The Year of the Ox is just about wrapped up. Now it will be the Year of the Tiger.

*cue The Final Countdown*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2022 08:54 PM (guGkK)

121 That pic reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.
Across the hot Sahara sand,
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination- Timbuktu.
The rest is funnier. Heh.

Posted by: Drc at January 31, 2022 08:55 PM (llGBY)

122 Joe Bden is Walter Mitty. I have a better chance of being an astronaut now than he did of being an All-American football player in college.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2022 08:55 PM (ZLI7S)

123 "I lurk a lot but I usually have too much going on to comment."

Good to hear the piano-moving sector is still hot.

Make sure to let the WH know, they could feature it in the next "Behold the Glorious Biden Economic Miracle" briefing.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 08:55 PM (OTzUX)

124 Blutarski,

That would be George Macready. He sliced his face open going through a car windshield and made a career out of the scar.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at January 31, 2022 08:56 PM (3DZIZ)

125 The Giza Pyramids are more impressive than Petra, in person.

The best part of Petra is the Siqh, a long, winding narrow cleft in the earth that you have to traverse on foot or on a horse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2022 08:56 PM (guGkK)

126 If Whoopi had been present at the Exodus, she surely would have been found unworthy of redemption.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2022 08:57 PM (EZebt)

127 purported photograph of the pharaohs

https://tinyurl.com/48bndw3a

Posted by: DB at January 31, 2022 08:57 PM (geLO8)

128 Just saw a commercial with Joe Piscapo. Man, he looks old. And he does the totally believable hair dye thing.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 31, 2022 08:57 PM (rz+/y)

129 purported photograph of the pharaohs

https://tinyurl.com/48bndw3a
Posted by: DB at January 31, 2022 08:57 PM (geLO



Which one is Khufu?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2022 08:58 PM (guGkK)

130 >>The best part of Petra is the Siqh, a long, winding narrow cleft in the earth that you have to traverse on foot or on a horse.

Posted by: Cicero

also the holy grail is in there

Posted by: DB at January 31, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO8)

131 Orchestral arrangement of Kyle's Mom

https://youtu.be/IoUqh5q--MY

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2022 08:58 PM (ZMraq)

132 "I think the gallery is an artifact of the construction--that was where the ran the counterweight to lift the big granite slabs placed over the king's chamber."

I like this idea, hadn't thought of that.

Dismissing the great pyramid as a "pile of rocks" is someone not paying attention. They used a lot of interesting materials and techniques. It was the tallest man made object for thousands of years. The Lincoln cathedral, technically speaking. More accurately probably the Eiffel tower in 1880s. That's pretty remarkable if you think about it.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 08:58 PM (EmDt7)

133 Which one is Khufu?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2022 08:58 PM (guGkK)

The bigger one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2022 08:59 PM (mdaT8)

134 Canned food ruined me on veggies. I gag every time I pass a can of creamed corn in the grocery store.

Posted by: dartist at January 31, 2022 08:59 PM (+ya+t)

135 That would be George Macready. He sliced his face open going through a car windshield and made a career out of the scar.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living)

Yes! Thank you! Every time I watch Paths of Glory I wonder if the scar is real. Now I know.

"If those little darlings won't face German guns, they'll face French ones!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 31, 2022 08:59 PM (rz+/y)

136 126 If Whoopi had been present at the Exodus, she surely would have been found unworthy of redemption.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2022 08:57 PM (EZebt)

Most of them were. Moses had to intercede otherwise God would've wiped them out(although presumably this act of intercession was expected and is a form of proof of Moses's own worthiness).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2022 08:59 PM (z5Vrg)

137 Nice, Mike Lindell of My Pillow has been cancelled by most of Big Tech, and Corporate America.

Just saw a commercial where he started a new Website, called MyStore.com, which will sell products from small American companies.

Direct fucking competition to Woke Amazon. I LIKE IT.
Posted by: Romeo13

**

Doesn't he know that middle class wages won't go as far and prices will have to increase and minimum wage could be as high as $15 if we manufacture goods in the U.S.?

Oh wait, nevermind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 31, 2022 08:59 PM (SMktP)

138 Petra Verkaik has impressive pyramids.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2022 08:59 PM (4I/2K)

139 A few years ago, we visited lauterbrunnen , Switzerland which apparently is one of the top base jumping destinations in the world. Met a local guy who was an avid base jumper but was thinking about quitting the sport.

He said "well, its kind of a thing you want to do with your friends and all my friends are dead."

What a buzz killer. I asked him why there were so many deaths.

His response: "YouTube: Everyone want's the most radical video."

Posted by: WisRich at January 31, 2022 08:59 PM (qKfc+)

140 Just saw a commercial where he started a new Website, called MyStore.com, which will sell products from small American companies.

I think Lindell is overextending himself - My Pillow, My Slippers, Giza sheets and on and on. I'll be surprised if he doesn't go bankrupt by the end of the year.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2022 09:00 PM (2JVJo)

141 MyStore is hosted on Cloudflare. I think they have a good reputation for blocking DDOS attacks and not caving to cancel culture.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 09:00 PM (F4b8f)

142 Dismissing the great pyramid as a "pile of rocks" is someone not paying attention. They used a lot of interesting materials and techniques. It was the tallest man made object for thousands of years. The Lincoln cathedral, technically speaking. More accurately probably the Eiffel tower in 1880s. That's pretty remarkable if you think about it.
Posted by: Common Tater

**

And black people made it! Also peanut butter!
- Public Schools Everywhere Starting Tomorrow

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 31, 2022 09:01 PM (SMktP)

143

>>There are a gajillion stars in the universe. The odds that our star is the only one with a planet orbiting it that has life is pretty close to 0.

Apparently there are 70 Billion Trillion stars in the universe.

Unfortunately there is only life on one of them.

It's the way he wanted it, so this is the way it is, I don't like it any more than you, but that is, as the say, that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 09:01 PM (ek3eh)

144 Pyramids? It's only a model.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 09:01 PM (F4b8f)

145 Count de Monet

That is motorboating, not Egypt.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:01 PM (u82oZ)

146 WisRich, you mean "base jumper", or "wing-suit jumper" (something like that). Thought base jumping just meant parachuting off man-made structures or from geologic features not normally used for such things. Also that the wing-suit guys were the ones with the high KIA rate.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:01 PM (OTzUX)

147 Who says they want to meet us?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 09:02 PM (F4b8f)

148 @142

>>And black people made it! Also peanut butter!
- Public Schools Everywhere Starting Tomorrow


Don't you forget Jazz, don't you ever forget Jazz!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 09:02 PM (ek3eh)

149 Aww, Tiny Tim is precious.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2022 09:02 PM (sVtYq)

150 9 Is this new today? Twitter has started to F people who don't have Twitter accounts by making it so you can't close their harrassing popup. I can't see any of the videos from the links, because the popup won't dismiss.

It's a significant loss, but not enough so to make me actually sign up for Twitter.
Posted by: Splunge



Turning on Incognito or InPrivate mode seems to work. By the way, the other night I gave the same advice to Buck Dharma of BOC fame, right here at AoSHQ. I had heard he checks the site out now and then. That was interesting.

Posted by: Homeless man behind 7-11 at January 31, 2022 09:03 PM (sAmhv)

151 Dismissing the great pyramid as a "pile of rocks" is someone not paying attention.


I'm not saying there wasn't some real cleverness going on there. The Egyptians' use of gravity to hold the whole thing together was definitely innovative for the time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2022 09:03 PM (guGkK)

152 The pyramids are impressive sure, but Teddy Roosevelt paying the Chinese Coolies to carve the Grand Canyon has them beat.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 31, 2022 09:03 PM (yQpMk)

153 I just swept up a mess of kitter feed. Crime scene and witness concludes the Derpy One was drinking water then backed up stepping in kitter kibble. Instinct kicks in, thinks she is getting eaten by a lion. Goes from zero to 60 in 2 seconds. Scares kitter 2, tail floofs up, scatters moer kitter kibble. 1/2 cup kitter kibble can and does cover 200 square feet of flooring.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 31, 2022

I keep reading this over and over and laughing every time.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 31, 2022 09:03 PM (IDhUW)

154
That would be George Macready. He sliced his face open going through a car windshield and made a career out of the scar.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos


He had quite an interesting voice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2022 09:03 PM (63Dwl)

155 Administrative Note

If you eat all the pizza and chocolate up, then it can no longer tempt you from the kitchen.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 09:04 PM (EmDt7)

156 Cicero

Plus it had a shiny limestone outer coating. Long gone. But something back in the day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

157
Just saw a commercial where he started a new Website, called MyStore.com, which will sell products from small American companies.
~~~
News I can use ~ thank you!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 31, 2022 09:05 PM (IDhUW)

158 I have some travel channel show on, not really watching it. I glance at the screen, and there's a picture of Fidel Castro, evidently on his entrance into Havana. The resemblance to Trudeau is amazing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 31, 2022 09:05 PM (lz5hY)

159 Make corn fritters out of that canned corn:

https://youtu.be/N6DqTtXuT70

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 31, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)

160 Who says they want to meet us?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

David Bowie

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2022 09:06 PM (mD/uy)

161 tried the in private option on my ipad, couldn't access comments, also tried clearing my browser history to no avail, only nitter.net works
so difficult to type one handed due to 36 lbs of beagle in my lap and draped over my arm

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 31, 2022 09:06 PM (2NHgQ)

162 Weren't the pyramids all shiny and sparkling when built?

Time erodes all things.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2022 09:06 PM (R/m4+)

163 Some people jump out of perfectly good airplanes and fly past the pyramids in a fabric suit. Others wear a helmet with oxygen pumped in just to go outside.
Of course, it's the young defying death and the oldsters taking no chances, though you think it should be the other way around. Get old, do the bucket list kinda thing.

Takes all kinds I guess. I feel bad for the bubble-heads.
Must suck to be that afraid.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 31, 2022 09:06 PM (MFphb)

164 I'm not saying there wasn't some real cleverness going on there. The Egyptians' use of gravity to hold the whole thing together was definitely innovative for the time.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2022 09:03 PM (guGkK)

I am more impressed by their use of antigravity to float the huge rocks dozens of miles from the sites where they were quarried.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 09:07 PM (P3gRi)

165 Damn - hit enter too soon.

But they think it'd blow our minds.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2022 09:07 PM (mD/uy)

166 Heh. "If I honk my horn, am I a terrorist?" Could be!

Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2022 09:07 PM (1vynn)

167 Canned food ruined me on veggies. I gag every time I pass a can of creamed corn in the grocery store.
Posted by: dartist at January 31, 2022 08:59 PM (+ya+t)


Try working in the cannery that cans it.

*shudder* Been 30 years

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2022 09:07 PM (ZMraq)

168 That pic reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.
Across the hot Sahara sand,
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination- Timbuktu.
The rest is funnier. Heh.
Posted by: Drc at January 31, 2022 08:55 PM (llGBY)


Somewhere in my collection, I have an old 78 of a song called "Two Buck Tim From Timbuctoo."

https://tinyurl.com/4hbks5yt

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2022 09:07 PM (2JVJo)

169 Plus it had a shiny limestone outer coating. Long gone. But something back in the day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:04 PM (u82oZ)



Yep. The covering was carted away by later generations who had better things to do with it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2022 09:07 PM (guGkK)

170 off homeless man sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2022 09:08 PM (sAmhv)

171 146 WisRich, you mean "base jumper", or "wing-suit jumper" (something like that). Thought base jumping just meant parachuting off man-made structures or from geologic features not normally used for such things. Also that the wing-suit guys were the ones with the high KIA rate.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:01 PM (OTzUX)
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I think they were doing both. The cliffs were straight vertical. Just a incredibly beautiful place. The thing that the jumpers loved was that there so many lifts up and down the valleys to the top of the cliffs, they could get in four or five jumps in one day versus one or two where in places they would have to climb up.

Posted by: WisRich at January 31, 2022 09:08 PM (qKfc+)

172 Will we ever meet other aliens? Who knows. But they are most likely out there.

They're out there. I met them as a child. Convinced them to play hide and seek. They're really good at hiding.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 31, 2022 09:08 PM (SchxB)

173 MyStore has all of the rightwing podcast sponsors products.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 09:09 PM (F4b8f)

174 Another amazing Egyptian feat is the way they stood up those huge one-piece obelisks. There are various theories on how it was done but nobody is really sure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2022 09:09 PM (guGkK)

175 Kindltot,

That's why I don't eat eggs. I worked in an egg factory for a year. I love raising chickens, which I can't do any more. But no eggs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 31, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1)

176 WisRich, thanks. Interesting. Certainly a great way to enjoy the scenery (parachuting, I mean - I thing the wing-suit thing would require pretty good focus on the business at hand to avoid the "dead wing-suit guy" category).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:09 PM (OTzUX)

177 Ask a monument or construction co. for a quote on a 30 ton solid block of granite with internal 90 degree cuts, precision dimensions down to thousandths of an inch, and see what they say. "We don't do that" is the most likely. The whole "it was aliens woo wooo" stuff is just a distraction. I don't know who made all that stuff, but it weren't illiterate peasants or slaves with bronze chisels. Something happened in the distant past that must have wiped out a lot of civilization and everybody had to start over, or something like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 09:09 PM (EmDt7)

178 I hesitate to look up the worldwide "splat!" statistics. I know it's important to cut it close when you're flying a wingsuit.

Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2022 09:10 PM (CTJwJ)

179 Plus it had a shiny limestone outer coating. Long gone. But something back in the day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

I tried to get Pharaoh to spring for the extra Ziebart overcoating treatment, but he wouldn't bite.

Posted by: Honest Omar, Pyramid Salesman at January 31, 2022 09:11 PM (4I/2K)

180
I think Lindell is overextending himself - My Pillow, My Slippers, Giza sheets and on and on. I'll be surprised if he doesn't go bankrupt by the end of the year.
~~~
I understand pessimism, but I appreciate his optimism. He is betting on the success of our country and I hope he is right.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 31, 2022 09:11 PM (IDhUW)

181 Just got an email from Spectrum warning me about the new storm coming in. It's Winter Storm Landon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2022 09:12 PM (63Dwl)

182 177 Ask a monument or construction co. for a quote on a 30 ton solid block of granite with internal 90 degree cuts, precision dimensions down to thousandths of an inch, and see what they say. "We don't do that" is the most likely. The whole "it was aliens woo wooo" stuff is just a distraction. I don't know who made all that stuff, but it weren't illiterate peasants or slaves with bronze chisels. Something happened in the distant past that must have wiped out a lot of civilization and everybody had to start over, or something like that.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 09:09 PM (EmDt7)

Given the timing the most likely event is what we call the "Late Bronze Age collapse".

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2022 09:12 PM (z5Vrg)

183 Takes all kinds I guess. I feel bad for the bubble-heads.
Must suck to be that afraid.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

A neighbor gal and family are that afraid. I spoke to her at the grocery today - told her how much we miss them, etc. She knows she has damaged her kids by keeping them masked and shuttered up for most of the two years but can't bring herself to not do that. It's sad. They, and people like them, are broken forever.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2022 09:12 PM (mD/uy)

184 Notsothoreau - look forward

I got a double yoke egg from Walmart last week. Unusual.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

185 I don't know who made all that stuff, but it weren't illiterate peasants or slaves with bronze chisels.


We know it was well as we know anything in the ancient past. The quarries where they hammered out the obelisks still exist, along with the broken and lost hammer stones that they used, and with unfinished works partially cut from the stone.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 31, 2022 09:13 PM (yQpMk)

186 WisRich, thanks. Interesting. Certainly a great way to enjoy the scenery (parachuting, I mean - I thing the wing-suit thing would require pretty good focus on the business at hand to avoid the "dead wing-suit guy" category).
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:09 PM (OTzUX)

How do the wingsuit dudes land? Do they deploy a parachute?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 09:13 PM (P3gRi)

187 the BASE in BASE jumping is an acronym:

Buildings
Aerials (Antennas)
Spans (Bridges)
Earth (Cliffs and whatnot)

You can also combine BASE jumping with wingsuit flying, which is where, to my understanding, most of the deaths come from. BASE is a low margin of error to begin with, and adding in the dynamics of a wingsuit to a pursuit where you're already on the razor's edge is not conducive to your longevity.

Posted by: ballistic at January 31, 2022 09:13 PM (oXNqT)

188 I tried to get Pharaoh to spring for the extra Ziebart overcoating treatment, but he wouldn't bite.
--------------------------
Dustproofing!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 31, 2022 09:13 PM (UHVv4)

189 That's why I don't eat eggs. I worked in an egg factory for a year. I love raising chickens, which I can't do any more. But no eggs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 31, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1)


Did you ever get around to reading The Egg and I by Betty MacDonald? It is worth the read,

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2022 09:13 PM (ZMraq)

190 Honest Omar, Pyramid Salesman

** Snort **

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

191 Given the timing the most likely event is what we call the "Late Bronze Age collapse".
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2022 09:12 PM


"We did that!"

Posted by: the sea peoples at January 31, 2022 09:13 PM (EughT)

192 Make corn fritters out of that canned corn:

https://youtu.be/N6DqTtXuT70
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Now those actually look good, thanks!

Posted by: dartist at January 31, 2022 09:14 PM (+ya+t)

193 How do the wingsuit dudes land? Do they deploy a parachute?

In the video, you can see one guy flare up- gaining a few hundred feet, it seemed- and throwing out his parachute.

Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2022 09:15 PM (DMQdU)

194 Alberta Oil Peon

Yup. Usually a maneuverable chute, not the round types.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

195 Try working in the cannery that cans it.

*shudder* Been 30 years
Posted by: Kindltot

*vomits*

I lasted about 2 months.

Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2022 09:15 PM (qpolg)

196 Huh. Apparently the latest vandalization of society in CA (something approaching single-payer "health care") isn't gonna happen .... yet. Dems have stood down on passing the bill. If I have it right. Would imagine they've reached the stage of demolition where certain insanities actually get push-back, even from their own disastrously idiotic voters, including many doctors.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:16 PM (OTzUX)

197 Alberta Oil Peon

What do you here about the truckers in Canada?And the PM is a real coward. His security detail must be so happy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

198 We tote the note!

Posted by: Honest Omar, Pyramid Salesman at January 31, 2022 09:16 PM (4I/2K)

199 32 Oh my god, I'm am right now having a nice glass of bourbon along with a healthy portion of Orange Sorbet also with what is essentially apple pie ice cream.

A-mazing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 08:25 PM (ek3eh)
***

Pour a generous amount of pear brandy over some French vanilla ice cream. Enjoy with cookies of your choice.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2022 09:16 PM (axyOa)

200 >>I understand pessimism, but I appreciate his optimism. He is betting on the success of our country and I hope he is right.

He's done pretty damn well so far despite taking constant inbound.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2022 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

201 I understand pessimism, but I appreciate his optimism. He is betting on the success of our country and I hope he is right.

Agree.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2022 09:17 PM (Xrfse)

202 Something happened in the distant past that must have wiped out a lot of civilization and everybody had to start over, or something like that.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 09:09 PM (EmDt7)


I sure would have loved to have closed stacks access to the Library at Alexandria before that little incident!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

203 Cairo is a disaster wrapped in a clusterfuck.

I wanted to see Petra and Israel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2022 08:43 PM

Egypt is building a huge new Cairo and is or will soon be moving the Capitol to it. It looks quite impressive.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2022 09:17 PM (Xt/bY)

204 174 Another amazing Egyptian feat is the way they stood up those huge one-piece obelisks. There are various theories on how it was done but nobody is really sure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2022 09:09 PM (guGkK)
Piled up sand around it as they went up, then took it all back down to original ground level when done,
pyramids same way. They had and still have loads of sand.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)

205 ballistic, thanks for putting us that knowledge about BASE.

AOP, I've seen videos (a while back) of wing-suiters landing like a plane, flaring/slowing then doing a running landing. But that might be for the most skillful/risk-taking ones.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:18 PM (OTzUX)

206 204 174 Another amazing Egyptian feat is the way they stood up those huge one-piece obelisks. There are various theories on how it was done but nobody is really sure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2022 09:09 PM (guGkK)
Piled up sand around it as they went up, then took it all back down to original ground level when done,
pyramids same way. They had and still have loads of sand.
Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)

If it works to siege city walls, why not for construction after all.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2022 09:19 PM (z5Vrg)

207 Apropos of nothing

62 GR FMJ SS109/M855 for about 50 cents a round delivered.

https://bityl.co/Ajqv

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 31, 2022 09:19 PM (yQpMk)

208 "We did that!"
Posted by: the sea peoples at January 31, 2022 09:13 PM (EughT)


Probably had more to do with the collapse of the tin trade from the Afghanistan area, without any real substitute other than Cornwall which was literally the end of the world.
Bronze manufacture was very centralized, as was most all production around the city states, which made them very brittle in the face of disruption of that central material.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2022 09:19 PM (ZMraq)

209 Yep, I did read the Egg and I but it's been some time. I did candle eggs there and you saw all sorts of weird looking eggs. We used to get "rubber eggs' that didn't have a shell but had sort of a gel like coating. I don't know how I lasted a year there. Worst job I've ever worked.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 31, 2022 09:20 PM (5HBd1)

210 C'mon... If aliens were sponsoring Egypt, they'd have a moon-shot and an atom-smashing on the resume. If anyone has some little green homeys, it's us.

But, in all seriousness, the whole Ancient Aliens routine always left a bad taste in my mouth... People did all that shit. Ascribing their accomplishments to otherworldly supermen dishonors the memory of the engineers who solved the pyramids, or the aqueducts, or whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2022 09:20 PM (Cf/uA)

211 Diogenes, looks like getting good calvados will not be easy. Not talking highest-end stuff, but the variety available locally (and I've online-searched much of SoCal) is rather paltry. Have had cooking-level calvados but would enjoy some good sipping stuff as a break from rum now and then.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:20 PM (OTzUX)

212 Weren't the pyramid blocks rolled into position by 4 semicircular wood pieces wrapped around it? So it was not on logs, but something better?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

213 Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)

I need a work flow diagram for that. This is a one piece obelisk. I understand your sand backfill concept but how do you lever the entire obelisk up one inch/degree at a time?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

214 Just so we're all clear on the Twatter blocking non-account holders...

They still get to measure the clicks. You did actually get to Twitter... just not what you wanted.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2022 09:21 PM (BFigT)

215 Canned food ruined me on veggies. I gag every time I pass a can of creamed corn in the grocery store.
Posted by: dartist at January 31, 2022 08:59 PM (+ya+t)


I just got a shiver down my spine. blecch

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2022 09:21 PM (M+Lyo)

216 If aliens had built any of the ancient Egyptian works, they would have certainly used the arch.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 31, 2022 09:21 PM (yQpMk)

217 I understand pessimism, but I appreciate his optimism. He is betting on the success of our country and I hope he is right.

I hope so, too. I'm just a natural pessimist. But at least, since retirement, I'm not so much of a chronic depressive.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2022 09:22 PM (2JVJo)

218 I need a work flow diagram for that. This is a one piece obelisk. I understand your sand backfill concept but how do you lever the entire obelisk up one inch/degree at a time?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

Secrets of the erection

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2022 09:22 PM (M+Lyo)

219 So Kindl, you're saying that an ancient form of globalization and supply chain fragility doomed the Bronze Agers?

What's "just in time" in the language of the time?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:22 PM (OTzUX)

220 The Russian truckers are preventing AOP from coming to the US, trapping him in his province! https://tinyurl.com/aoptrapped

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 31, 2022 09:22 PM (v23vE)

221 Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2022 09:20 PM

* Fist bump *.

We were a clever species. Until Marx. But there are still enough that are free to push progress forward. For now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

222 @199

>>Pour a generous amount of pear brandy over some French vanilla ice cream. Enjoy with cookies of your choice.

Checks ice cream recipe book... page 172: French Vanilla Ice Cream.. makes 1 quart.

I know what I'm doing Friday night.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 09:23 PM (ek3eh)

223 Secrets of the erection
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2022 09:22 PM (M+Lyo)


See 202

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

224 113
There was a time when Spagetti-O's was good enough to eat.

Those cute little cans were eaten by boys in elementary schools every day for lunch.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 31, 2022 08:52 PM (ejyaU)


GStE regularly dines of Chef Boyardee Ravioli after school.

Straight outta the can!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 31, 2022 09:23 PM (8C7+r)

225 Youtube is great for stuff about history

https://ytube.io/3PWl

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 31, 2022 09:24 PM (yQpMk)

226 "If aliens had built any of the ancient Egyptian works, they would have certainly used the arch.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)"


True. Which supports my theory aliens built much of Europe's great architecture.

Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2022 09:24 PM (PTDkx)

227 I love mystery. Imagine how boring life would be if we understood every thing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 31, 2022 09:24 PM (jTmQV)

228 I was sitting in a plane at the Cairo Airport and that's as close as I got. I did see the pyramids and Sphinx, from the air. The pilot was nice enough to tip the wings a bit so we could see them better (it was a contract civilian airline the military leased for deploying military but don't want to advertise it to the world). Cairo was overcast but it was pollution. It was a bright sunny day. You'd need a hazmat suit to walk in all that pollution.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2022 09:24 PM (sAmhv)

229 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Glad you are liking retirement better.

Running that youth hostel / massage parlor for Ukrainian teen girls must have it's benefits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

230 "The quarries where they hammered out the obelisks still exist, along with the broken and lost hammer stones that they used, and with unfinished works partially cut from the stone."

Right, but to suggest they actually cut those obelisks with hammer stones is insane. This is how the "it was aliens!!" nutbars gain traction in the first place. The official explanations are not sufficient, but since they can't or won't adjust the official narrative academia ignores what they can't explain.

There is clear, obvious evidence of huge circular saw blade marks on granite and other remarkably hard stone like andesite and diorite all over Egypt. The official Egyptology doesn't allow for anything like that. This is the problem.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 09:24 PM (EmDt7)

231 there are a lot of terrible jobs in the world. I lasted 6 summers until the last year when I was working cauliflower in September, when I looked at the people working with me and decided I really didn't want to be near them for the rest of my life.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2022 09:24 PM (ZMraq)

232 We were a clever species. Until Marx. But there are still enough that are free to push progress forward. For now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)


I am afraid your optimism indicates that you haven't read the latest set of regulations

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

233 >>> 181 Just got an email from Spectrum warning me about the new storm coming in. It's Winter Storm Let's Go Brandon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2022 09:12 PM (63Dwl)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2022 09:25 PM (llON8)

234 222 @199

>>Pour a generous amount of pear brandy over some French vanilla ice cream. Enjoy with cookies of your choice.

Checks ice cream recipe book... page 172: French Vanilla Ice Cream.. makes 1 quart.

I know what I'm doing Friday night.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 09:23 PM (ek3eh)


Mrs IMG and I just finished off a quart of home-made butter pecan. With freshly baked sugar cookies.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 31, 2022 09:25 PM (8C7+r)

235 I got a double yoke egg from Walmart last week. Unusual.
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Breakfast place here only serves double yoke eggs, so 2 over easy is really 4. Probably been around 30-40 years. Not a cheap place to eat breakfast.

Posted by: dartist at January 31, 2022 09:25 PM (+ya+t)

236 I like that unless you are semi knowledgeable it's hard to tell apart the ancient armies of 400 BC from 100AD.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 31, 2022 09:25 PM (VzbI8)

237 Brits were working on that wing suit only with a booster.
SF bail out and travel undetected several miles to rendezvous.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2022 09:25 PM (SKXSf)

238 If I were a wing-suiter and tried a running landing, it would look like Col. Steve Austin's landing in the into to The Six Million Dollar Man.
https://youtu.be/0CPJ-AbCsT8

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2022 09:25 PM (4I/2K)

239 OK, folks, time for bed. Getting close to finishing edits of my novel, so might only be popping in and out tomorrow.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2022 09:26 PM (2JVJo)

240 Like gravity, for instance.
No one really understands it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 31, 2022 09:27 PM (jTmQV)

241 Video on New Cairo, Egypt.

https://tinyurl.com/4jvb7mb7

Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2022 09:27 PM (Xt/bY)

242 >>I was sitting in a plane at the Cairo Airport and that's as close as I got.

Cairo is a dump and dangerous but for some reason has some of the best pricing in their duty free shops of any airport I've been through.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2022 09:27 PM (ZLI7S)

243 Diogenes, looks like getting good calvados will not be easy. Not talking highest-end stuff, but the variety available locally (and I've online-searched much of SoCal) is rather paltry. Have had cooking-level calvados but would enjoy some good sipping stuff as a break from rum now and then.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:20 PM (OTzUX)
***

The Caneros vineyards in Napa used to make it And ship it, but not sure they do anymore. damn it was good!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2022 09:28 PM (axyOa)

244 How do you know an egg is double-yoked??

OK I've figured out bacon doesn't come from the cold section of the store, but help a clueless suburbanite out here.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:28 PM (OTzUX)

245 @234

>>Mrs IMG and I just finished off a quart of home-made butter pecan. With freshly baked sugar cookies.

Checks Ice cream recipe book.... Page 64: Butter Pecan Ice Cream.. makes 1 quart.

I'm dying over hear.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 09:29 PM (ek3eh)

246 Cherry harvest wasn't too bad. The packing shed was at about 35 degrees in July though and you had to dress for it. And it was 10 hours a day, 7 days a week till you finished. No weird smells though.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 31, 2022 09:29 PM (5HBd1)

247 I am afraid your optimism indicates that you haven't read the latest set of regulations
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:25 PM (hOUT3)
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Herr Commissar, there are regulators and there are de-regulators.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2022 09:29 PM (SKXSf)

248 Like gravity, for instance.
No one really understands it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 31, 2022 09:27 PM (jTmQV)


Yes, what's up with that?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:29 PM (hOUT3)

249 Canned food ruined me on veggies. I gag every time I pass a can of creamed corn in the grocery store.
Posted by: dartist

I hear ya--

youtu.be/RxcWiEP_MpA

Posted by: Ren Hoek at January 31, 2022 09:29 PM (dB4Iz)

250 How do you know an egg is double-yoked??

It wins both body-building and strongman competitions.

Posted by: Bert G at January 31, 2022 09:29 PM (4YnRO)

251 Diogenes there are several CA producers of apple brandy, but small output and very $$$$. One from OR (Clear Creek) is more available. I've just about finished a bottle of Laird's 7-year old. There are lots of small craft-ish producers now, but small output/little distribution.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:30 PM (OTzUX)

252 In Iran, their flyers go straight to the ground. They strap on a bomb and they have a smart bomb.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 31, 2022 09:30 PM (qougW)

253 There was one theory that the Egyptians used wind power with a sail / kite to move large stones.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 31, 2022 09:30 PM (VzbI8)

254 I need a work flow diagram for that. This is a one piece obelisk. I understand your sand backfill concept but how do you lever the entire obelisk up one inch/degree at a time?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

If I were going to erect a 110 foot one-piece stone obelisk, I would search for really sound, unfractured rock to start. Quarry a slab, and then trim it down to obelisk shape, but leave pairs of knobs on opposing sides, every 5 feet or so, down it's whole length. Dig a long, slanting trench, reaching 105 feet at its deep end; near vertical walls. Slaves are expendable, eh. Use rollers to slide the obeslisk down the slope of the trench until its butt end meets bottom, and them use prybars and ropes to slowly raise it to vertical. Then use wooden prybars and fulcrums, lifting on wooden cages locked to the knobs, to lift obelisk a yard or so, and fill in below it. Rinse and repeat. When a new set of knobs appears, chisel off previous set. Add decorative carvings as you go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 09:30 PM (P3gRi)

255 Herr Commissar, there are regulators and there are de-regulators.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2022 09:29 PM (SKXSf)


Sadly, I think I know which one is winning these days!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

256 Bert G, I *was* hoping to tee one up with that question - but also meant it seriously.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:31 PM (OTzUX)

257 Had double butter pound cake with ice cream last night.

Checked the fridge a while ago, no more cheese cake ...sadz.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2022 09:31 PM (SKXSf)

258 double yokers tend to be bigger than the largest eggs you get in the store. Sometimes you get fooled and it's just a big egg. I used to have geese, so I had geese eggs. Was talking about it to a co-worker from the Ivory Coast. He was interested in it, so I brought him some. Really surprised him.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 31, 2022 09:31 PM (5HBd1)

259 Twitter's messing with people who actually have accounts now too. Just in the last week I've noticed that at least 40% of my feed is stuff Twitter throws in "based on my likes," all of which is lefty codswalllop.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2022 09:31 PM (0TVNF)

260 Can no longer view Steve Inman's stuff on Twitter. It's either sign up for that shit site, or no views.

So, no views.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 31, 2022 09:31 PM (VDbGO)

261 How do you know an egg is double-yoked??
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Candled

Posted by: dartist at January 31, 2022 09:31 PM (+ya+t)

262 245 @234

>>Mrs IMG and I just finished off a quart of home-made butter pecan. With freshly baked sugar cookies.

Checks Ice cream recipe book.... Page 64: Butter Pecan Ice Cream.. makes 1 quart.

I'm dying over hear.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2022 09:29 PM (ek3eh)


Took me three tries to roast the pecans. They go from "not quite there" to "carbonized" way too quick!

I suggested she pick out the next flavor. She chose chocolate.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 31, 2022 09:32 PM (8C7+r)

263 Youtube is great for stuff about history

https://ytube.io/3PWl
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

-
I thought this was interesting about the Battle of the Somme. Basically, although the Brits suffered terribly, the Germans suffered more and could afford it less.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aBa1bxBVv3A

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 31, 2022 09:32 PM (FVME7)

264 How do you know an egg is double-yoked??
------
Candled

Posted by: dartist


this

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at January 31, 2022 09:32 PM (En9FD)

265
The lesson for today: Fake News is concerned we are "internalizing" "misinformation" which causes us to "make bad decisions" such as tuning out Fake News.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 31, 2022 09:32 PM (ejyaU)

266 When you candle eggs, you do it in a dark room. The egg goes over a lighted area and you can see the yolk inside. If you see two yokes, it's a double yoker. You cull out eggs with blood spots too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 31, 2022 09:33 PM (5HBd1)

267 Can no longer view Steve Inman's stuff on Twitter. It's either sign up for that shit site, or no views.

So, no views.


Take twitter URL, swap out twitter.com for nitter.net in the URL, enjoy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 31, 2022 09:33 PM (SchxB)

268 The Barky administrayshun is when the "woke" propaganda in print and media really went into overdrive.
It was really bad prior to that, but went insane. I have no idea how anyone can put up with it.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 09:34 PM (EmDt7)

269 >>Can no longer view Steve Inman's stuff on Twitter. It's either sign up for that shit site, or no views.

You can read anything on twitter by putting your browser into private mode.

I don't know how you do it on all browsers but on Safari go to File and then click on New Private Window.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2022 09:34 PM (ZLI7S)

270 Braenyard

That is HALO (high altitude - low opening). My Navy SEAL boss did it from 36,000 feet over the Norwegian Sea, opening below the cliffs on a fjord.

He said, "If you are not afraid, there is something wrong with you."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

271 ...Slaves are expendable, eh. ...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 09:30 PM (P3gRi)


Imagine what we could do with no OSHA!

PS good work flow concept!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:34 PM (hOUT3)

272 I went to the Pyramid in Memphis once.

Big let down.

No mummy

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2022 09:34 PM (BFigT)

273 There is clear, obvious evidence of huge circular saw blade marks on granite and other remarkably hard stone like andesite and diorite all over Egypt. The official Egyptology doesn't allow for anything like that. This is the problem.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 09:24 PM (EmDt7)

You can make a clean cut in stone with an abrasive-charged rope running in an endless loop. Slow, but makes clean cuts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 09:34 PM (P3gRi)

274 >>> 244 How do you know an egg is double-yoked??

OK I've figured out bacon doesn't come from the cold section of the store, but help a clueless suburbanite out here.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:28 PM (OTzUX)

You don't until you crack it open. (Although when I get a larger than usual egg from my birdbrains it's often a double).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2022 09:35 PM (llON8)

275 dartist - ah, so you illuminate and can see it?

IMG - recently discovered that roasting pecans on the stove-top is much easier than in the oven. Need to find the right heat level for your stove/pan combo, but once you do, easy to frequently stir them, avoid too much scorching.

And then adding some butter, brown sugar, bourbon, salt, and cayenne in the right amounts ..... oh my. Now a regular thing, make large batches to mix with other nuts for an addictive snack.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:35 PM (OTzUX)

276 Can no longer view Steve Inman's stuff on Twitter. It's either sign up for that shit site, or no views.

So, no views.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 31, 2022 09:31 PM (VDbGO)

Tap 'view' all the way to the right.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 31, 2022 09:35 PM (VzbI8)

277 260 Can no longer view Steve Inman's stuff on Twitter. It's either sign up for that shit site, or no views.

So, no views.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 31, 2022 09:31 PM (VDbGO)
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Replace twitter.com with nitter.net in the URL

Posted by: ballistic at January 31, 2022 09:35 PM (oXNqT)

278 There is a French engineer (whose name escapes me) that has what I think is the best pyramid building theory. He argues that the ramp for moving the stones was actually inside the construction and not a separate project.

He worked out the degree of slope that spiral ramp would need, and what it could not exceed if you were going to drag stones up it. He figured that on certain levels as the construction rose there would be areas where the couldn't place blocks so they could make the turns, and sure enough at those particular levels the corners are built from smaller blocks than the other levels.

A French archeology team-unrelated to this guy, completely separate project-did a series of sonar and radar scans of the great pyramid and found that there is a spiral shaped trail of looser material that runs from the base to the top of the structure. It seems to be from the back filling the ramp behind them on the way out.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at January 31, 2022 09:35 PM (3DZIZ)

279 >>> 266 When you candle eggs, you do it in a dark room. The egg goes over a lighted area and you can see the yolk inside. If you see two yokes, it's a double yoker. You cull out eggs with blood spots too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 31, 2022 09:33 PM (5HBd1)

ok that's sneaky

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2022 09:36 PM (llON8)

280 The lesson for today: Fake News is concerned we are "internalizing" "misinformation" which causes us to "make bad decisions" such as tuning out Fake News.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 31, 2022 09:32 PM (ejyaU)


An informed thinking kulak is a danger to the State, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

281 Fork Twitter and it's content.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:36 PM (LKTKP)

282 250 How do you know an egg is double-yoked??

It wins both body-building and strongman competitions.

Posted by: Bert G at January 31, 2022 09:29 PM (4YnRO)
Buy the jumbos in the blue carton. Sometimes half are double yolkers.I have a picture somewhere of 4 double yolkers in the frying pan. Mrs. E and I were standing there as I cracked them saying 'no way.'.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2022 09:37 PM (0OP+5)

283 Blanco Basura and JackStraw, thank you both very much!

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 31, 2022 09:38 PM (VDbGO)

284 The lower you open in HALO, the cooler you are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:38 PM (LKTKP)

285 The yolk is the gravy of the egg.

Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2022 09:38 PM (En9FD)

286 And then adding some butter, brown sugar, bourbon, salt, and cayenne in the right amounts ..... oh my. Now a regular thing, make large batches to mix with other nuts for an addictive snack.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:35 PM (OTzUX)


You left out the nominal temperature value

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:38 PM (hOUT3)

287 o Kindl, you're saying that an ancient form of globalization and supply chain fragility doomed the Bronze Agers?
What's "just in time" in the language of the time?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:22 PM (OTzUX)


I think it was overcentralization, due to the requirements of bringing in tin from so far away, down a trading chain. And that central power led to centralization of all the economy

I envisioned a trading axis between Crete and Anatolia (Hittites and independents like Troy) for bronze and finished goods, that went through Greece. When the Greek city states developed the pentaconter they eclipsed the Minoans, and when things started getting tight the Greek cities allied to take Crete, Cyprus and Troy: when the alliance broke down and the Hittites and the Egyptians fought to a near standstill at Kadesh and became ineffective in controlling their borderlands the various warring groups decided to grab their own kingdoms in the Eastern Med.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2022 09:39 PM (ZMraq)

288 That is HALO (high altitude - low opening).
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

There is also tons of HAHO jumping going on, probably far more common than HALO.

HAHO (Especially if you developed a wingsuit with a motor) allows for extended cross-country navigation, allowing the high-speed dudes doing it to jump out over friendly territory, and using their small radar signature, penetrate denied airspace and make a clandestine landing.

Posted by: ballistic at January 31, 2022 09:39 PM (oXNqT)

289 The lower you open in HALO, the cooler you are.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:38 PM (LKTKP)

Open low enough, you will reach room temperature real quick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 09:39 PM (P3gRi)

290 275 IMG - recently discovered that roasting pecans on the stove-top is much easier than in the oven. Need to find the right heat level for your stove/pan combo, but once you do, easy to frequently stir them, avoid too much scorching.

And then adding some butter, brown sugar, bourbon, salt, and cayenne in the right amounts ..... oh my. Now a regular thing, make large batches to mix with other nuts for an addictive snack.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2022 09:35 PM (OTzUX)


I was a first time caller, so was figuring out the heat:pan ratio. Did it on the stovetop.

Have to say, pan roasted was ever so much better than any store bought mushy pecans!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 31, 2022 09:39 PM (8C7+r)

291 Blanco Basura and JackStraw, thank you both very much!

You're welcome. I learned that on the ONT last week.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 31, 2022 09:39 PM (SchxB)

292 Btw, the band Heart was "from" Canada because 2 of the 5 members were Canuck and that enabled them to play in Canada as a Canuck band and that meant guaranteed airplay because Canadian law required(s?) a certain % of airplay be Canadian bands. But for that law, they'd've been American. Ann Wilson has some pipes! Their 70's stuff is best. Btw, anyone here listen to a band called Dirty Honey? Singer has some serious Ann W. in his voice.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2022 09:40 PM (KAi1n)

293 dartist - ah, so you illuminate and can see it?
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I believe that's how they do it. Country boys and girls here would know better than me.

Posted by: dartist at January 31, 2022 09:40 PM (+ya+t)

294 "You can make a clean cut in stone with an abrasive-charged rope running in an endless loop. Slow, but makes clean cuts."

Maybe, but that isn't what we're talking about. Don't take my word for it, do your own diligence. Circular saw marks, probably about 20 feet in diameter. Those guys were cutting through granite like it was nothing. Not slowly.

Flinders Petrie was the first to write about this stuff. He examined drill cores that were found, and estimated a 1 in 60 feed rate, or about a tenth of an inch per revolution in granite. This is impressive today, and was impossible at the time he wrote his findings. Like I said I don't know how it was done, but it wasn't done with stone pounders and bronze chisels. No fucking way.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 09:40 PM (EmDt7)

295 I get yard eggs so blood spots are in pretty much all the eggs.
My chickens are almost laying age... any time now. Supposed to have blue/ green layers so I'm interested in what shades I'll get!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 31, 2022 09:41 PM (UUBmN)

296 285 The yolk is the gravy of the egg.
Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2022 09:38 PM (En9FD)

My grams made the best breakfast ever.

Homemade biscuits.
Sausage gravy with pepper
Eggs Sunny Side
Sausage patties
Hash browns with ketchup
Fruit for some reason

That'll stick to your ribs

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:41 PM (LKTKP)

297 When you candle eggs, you do it in a dark room. The egg goes over a lighted area and you can see the yolk inside. If you see two yokes, it's a double yoker. You cull out eggs with blood spots too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 31, 2022 09:33 PM (5HBd1)


If you see an eye looking back, gently set the egg down and slowly back away.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2022 09:41 PM (axyOa)

298 That'll stick to your ribs
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:41 PM (LKTKP)



I am betting you worked it off those calories pretty quickly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:42 PM (hOUT3)

299 273 There is clear, obvious evidence of huge circular saw blade marks on granite and other remarkably hard stone like andesite and diorite all over Egypt. The official Egyptology doesn't allow for anything like that. This is the problem.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 09:24 PM (EmDt7)

You can make a clean cut in stone with an abrasive-charged rope running in an endless loop. Slow, but makes clean cuts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 09:34 PM (P3gRi)
In Elbert County GA they use wire saws, a continuous loop running out sometimes 500 yards, the cutter just pours coarse sand in the cut and the wire keepos a-cuttin'. They also use rock saws for shorter cuts and have lately started water jets.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2022 09:42 PM (0OP+5)

300 >>Fork Twitter and it's content.

The platform might suck but that doesn't mean there are some people there doing great work. It was people on twitter who exposed Fauci and his lying about his involvement with the Wuhan lab over a year ago. Without them we wouldn't know half of what we do.

@TheSeeker268

Two year ago, on this day, Dr. Fauci was informed that the virus was "inconsistent" with evolutionary theory, and (potentially) looks "engineered".

Within 3-days following a (secretive) teleconference, they would vehemently reject their own conclusions.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2022 09:43 PM (ZLI7S)

301 My grams made the best breakfast ever.

Homemade biscuits.
Sausage gravy with pepper
Eggs Sunny Side
Sausage patties
Hash browns with ketchup
Fruit for some reason

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:41 PM (LKTKP)

BAMA's Grandma had it going on.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 31, 2022 09:44 PM (SH2Zi)

302 I am betting you worked it off those calories pretty quickly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:42 PM (hOUT3

I was 11. I think calories just evaporate at 11.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:44 PM (LKTKP)

303 Have a great night, everyone.

May there be rejoicing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 31, 2022 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

304 I was 11. I think calories just evaporate at 11.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:44 PM (LKTKP)


True dat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:45 PM (hOUT3)

305 You can make a clean cut in stone with an abrasive-charged rope running in an endless loop. Slow, but makes clean cuts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 09:34 PM (P3gRi)
In Elbert County GA they use wire saws, a continuous loop running out sometimes 500 yards, the cutter just pours coarse sand in the cut and the wire keepos a-cuttin'. They also use rock saws for shorter cuts and have lately started water jets.
Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2022 09:42 PM (0OP+5)

come on, the ancient Egyptians used friggin' Laser Beams. I saw it on TV!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2022 09:47 PM (evAgx)

306 I gots a big announcement buts I'm saving it for the ONT.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:47 PM (LKTKP)

307 Today, Gun Owners of America announced that the ATF has nearly 1 Billion records of firearm purchases, with over 850 million of those records in digital format. These records contain all sorts of personal information on gun owners in addition to the gun they've purchased. Important personal information, including their names, addresses, place of birth, sometimes even social security numbers, can all be found on these records.

The firearm transaction records that the ATF is referring to is the ATF Form 4473. Federal law currently states that a firearms dealer can destroy 4473 forms after 20 years. If a firearms dealer goes out of business or closes before those 20 years, federal law says dealers must hand over those forms to the ATF.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 09:48 PM (F4b8f)

308 So the ATF currently is in possession of nearly 1 Billion of these records. Here's the direct quote attributed to the ATF from GOA: "In total, ATF manages 920,664,765 OBR as of November 2021. This includes digital and an estimated number of hard copy records that are awaiting image conversion. It is currently estimated that 865,787,086 of those records are in a digitalized format."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 09:48 PM (F4b8f)

309 301 My grams made the best breakfast ever.

Homemade biscuits.
Sausage gravy with pepper
Eggs Sunny Side
Sausage patties
Hash browns with ketchup
Fruit for some reason
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:41 PM (LKTKP)
BAMA's Grandma had it going on.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 31, 2022 09:44 PM (SH2Zi)
Uncle Hershel's breakfast at Cracker Barrel.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2022 09:49 PM (0OP+5)

310 I think a lot of these theories are from frustrated idiots, too.

"Derpa derpa deedlety derp... I'm from an advanced society, and *I'm" not smart enough to make a pyramid so nobody ever has been and it's muh alienz."

If they stopped to consider that other people, right now, are way smarter than them, it might make these achievements seem more plausible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2022 09:49 PM (Cf/uA)

311 Trust them. They won't do anything against the law with those records.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 09:49 PM (F4b8f)

312 Michelangelo got huge pieces of Carrara marble from Northern Italy back in the day. Moving giant blocks of stone must have been a pretty well known technique for a long time.

Posted by: dartist at January 31, 2022 09:49 PM (+ya+t)

313 Laser Beams. I saw it on TV!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2022 09:47 PM (evAgx)



The Alien Laser Beam Obelisk cutting technology, now available on Amazon.com

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

314 Oh. They allow local governments to search the database.

So how does the ATF justify this massive privacy invasion of gun owners? They claim that "the vast majority of criminal firearms traces are done for state and local law enforcement agencies pertaining to active investigations." But interestingly, in true Federal Government style, they also mention that they have no idea how effective this system is and if any of the information leads to the successful prosecution of gun crimes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 09:51 PM (F4b8f)

315 Maybe, but that isn't what we're talking about. Don't take my word for it, do your own diligence. Circular saw marks, probably about 20 feet in diameter. Those guys were cutting through granite like it was nothing. Not slowly.

Flinders Petrie was the first to write about this stuff. He examined drill cores that were found, and estimated a 1 in 60 feed rate, or about a tenth of an inch per revolution in granite. This is impressive today, and was impossible at the time he wrote his findings. Like I said I don't know how it was done, but it wasn't done with stone pounders and bronze chisels. No fucking way.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 09:40 PM (EmDt7)

Both rope saws (or wire saws) and circular saw will leave arc-shaped tool marks. It would be easy to mistake the two. If they were using core drills, that was probably to make a starting point for the rope saw cut. But I would not rule out circular saws, either. Probably soft material, charged with abrasive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 09:51 PM (P3gRi)

316 >> Today, Gun Owners of America announced that the ATF has nearly 1 Billion records of firearm purchases


I never for a moment thought the govt wasn't collecting/storing all that data on gun owners

Posted by: DB at January 31, 2022 09:52 PM (geLO8)

317 I gots a big announcement buts I'm saving it for the ONT.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:47 PM (LKTKP)


But...but...it'll be past my bedtime!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2022 09:52 PM (axyOa)

318 Don't care who you are. If you look at some of those cuts in these ancient stone cities, you have to wonder just how the hell these people did it.

Inside cuts, perfectly square?

Perfect joints made with stone cutting tools?

I worked as a machinist and that level of tolerance is bonkers with hand tools.

Yes. Aliens.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:52 PM (LKTKP)

319 I also think glowies write most of the commercials on Red Tube.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 31, 2022 09:52 PM (qougW)

320 317 I gots a big announcement buts I'm saving it for the ONT.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:47 PM (LKTKP)


But...but...it'll be past my bedtime!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2022 09:52 PM (axyOa


Come on. Seven minutes? Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:53 PM (LKTKP)

321 So the ATF currently is in possession of nearly 1 Billion of these records. Here's the direct quote attributed to the ATF from GOA: "In total, ATF manages 920,664,765 OBR as of November 2021. This includes digital and an estimated number of hard copy records that are awaiting image conversion. It is currently estimated that 865,787,086 of those records are in a digitalized format."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 09:48 PM (F4b8f)


This is news only in the sense that it is confirmed. Almost any sentient being knew that the feds had, and have, no honor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:53 PM (hOUT3)

322 'In Elbert County GA they use wire saws, a continuous loop running out sometimes 500 yards, the cutter just pours coarse sand in the cut and the wire keepos a-cuttin'. They also use rock saws for shorter cuts and have lately started water jets."

OK, that sounds interesting too, but Egyptologists won't allow for anything like that. It's the weird part of history or archaeology. They have a narrative or official history, and anything outside of that is just not well received.

The Egyptian museum has a collection of andesite and diorite bowls and vases that is just absolutely amazing. They are exquisitely made, obviously on some kind of lathe? Again, Egyptology doesn't allow for this. Lathes didn't exist, couldn't exist, according to the experts.

This is how the "It was Aliens!!" people write their books, because official science won't change their narratives

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 09:53 PM (EmDt7)

323 Pfft. That was not a high jump for a cat. I had a Maine Coon who used to jump after moths on the other side of a sliding glass door. She left claw marks in the top of the door frame. THAT cat could jump.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at January 31, 2022 09:53 PM (0tmoY)

324 I time travelled with my deWalt. The hard part was finding a place to plug in the charger.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 09:55 PM (F4b8f)

325 Today, Gun Owners of America announced that the ATF has nearly 1 Billion records of firearm purchases


Tomorrow the American Canoeing Association will announce a new initiative to make canoes safer.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2022 09:55 PM (axyOa)

326 Fwiw my favorite Brit realtor Dani Somethingorother does serious justice to a sundress. I'd follow her up a spiral staircase.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 31, 2022 09:56 PM (eGTCV)

327 why would aliens only help ancient Egyptians?

Posted by: DB at January 31, 2022 09:56 PM (geLO8)

328 ONT

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 31, 2022 09:56 PM (SH2Zi)

329 323 Pfft. That was not a high jump for a cat. I had a Maine Coon who used to jump after moths on the other side of a sliding glass door. She left claw marks in the top of the door frame. THAT cat could jump.


my bengal literally just now jumped from the ground to perch on the top of an open door.

7 foot vertical leap. we measured.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 31, 2022 09:57 PM (j9HX3)

330 How many gun dealers go out of business that the ATF has 1 billion records? Or do the dealers not want the trouble of keeping the forms for 20 years, so they just send them to ATF for archive?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2022 09:57 PM (F4b8f)

331 Ancient Aliens/bigfoot/D.B. Cooper is a fcuking industry.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2022 09:57 PM (0OP+5)

332 How do you plunge cut a square opening in a piece of stone with no overcuts and perfect 90 degree angles?

That's the bonkers of it.


Aliens!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2022 09:57 PM (LKTKP)

333 The Egyptian museum has a collection of andesite and diorite bowls and vases that is just absolutely amazing. They are exquisitely made, obviously on some kind of lathe? Again, Egyptology doesn't allow for this. Lathes didn't exist, couldn't exist, according to the experts.

This is how the "It was Aliens!!" people write their books, because official science won't change their narratives
Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2022 09:53 PM (EmDt7)

A potter's wheel is just a vertical lathe for working pliable material. Would not take a great mental jump to go from that to a lathe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 09:59 PM (P3gRi)

334 why didn't the ancient aliens bring the Egyptians stuff like microwave ovens and CD players? Just advanced stone-cutting? C'mon- you flew all the way from the Andromeda galaxy to the Egyptian desert to teach masonry?

Posted by: DB at January 31, 2022 10:00 PM (geLO8)

335 So all the secrets and history of pyramid building were destroyed in the great fire?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 31, 2022 10:21 PM (VzbI8)

336 Star Treck is on. Ha ha, that Marta is a character. "He's my lover and I have to kill him".
Posted by: fd at January 31, 2022 08:36 PM (vrz2I)

Seems harsh. Has she tried talking it out?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2022 08:42 PM (z5Vrg)

that's part of the humor - she's stopped trying to murder him and she's perfectly calm and reasonable explaining to the captors what she was up to.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2022 10:42 PM (eoQWY)

337 I thought this was interesting about the Battle of the Somme. Basically, although the Brits suffered terribly, the Germans suffered more and could afford it less.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aBa1bxBVv3A
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 31, 2022 09:32 PM (FVME7)

I'd be cautious about official numbers from England on German casualties in their battles. They had a very good motive for exaggerating losses, as the whole reason for them was to 'break' Germany. Comparing the dead buried on the front in German records doesn't add up. No less than Winston Churchill noticed this in his history of the Great War.

There are some severe battles the allies had near Verdun that are not recorded since they had already claimed they had captured the area months before.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2022 10:51 PM (eoQWY)

338 I need a work flow diagram for that. This is a one piece obelisk. I understand your sand backfill concept but how do you lever the entire obelisk up one inch/degree at a time?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 31, 2022 09:21

If I were going to erect a 110 foot one-piece stone obelisk, I would search for really sound, unfractured rock to start...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2022 09:3
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I knew as soon as the response started it was AOP. LOL

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