"President" (lol) Brandon's Slurred, Sundowning Speech

Sundown speaking after 4pm?

Bold call.

Let's see how late the Medical Team is in prepping Sundown for this mundane ordeal.

Sundown's almost on time! I guess they know the methamphetamines will wear off in an hour or so, and Brandon will want his palliative ice cream.

I can feel the empathy and compassion already!!!!

"I have a three part plan" -- Ah, the Clinton Special, breaking down an insoluble problem into three smaller insoluble problems!!!!

163 LOOK FAT, THE ECONOMY GREW BY OVER 2%
Posted by: Joe Biden

BIG MEAT!!! We must break up Big Supermarket!

Brandon: "I didn't overpromise. What I did was probably out-perform what anyone thought would happen."

Yeah, that's it, Brandon.

Look, fat, I'm going to pre-emptively call the next election illegitimate even though I also say it's treasonous to do that.

Yes, he just suggested the next election is illegitimate unless he gets the federal takeover he's demanding. Even though the left says that any questioning of an election's integrity is treasonous.

Look, fat, Biden breaks out his Emphasis Whisper to push the lie that "95%" of schools are open. I assume he's including "virtual learning" schools as "open."

Look, fat, I'm gonna impose sanctions like Putin has never seen. One day, maybe.

I remember when Trump merely imposed tough sanctions on Putin and was called a KGB agent for doing so little. Where is the B52 bombing run on Moscow, Tough-Guy?

596 We/ve had frank discussions with Putin: I told him that ballpark franks are the best, hands down. I had Putin shaking.
Posted by: WisRich

608 Look fat, this is the best US economy in 200 years and I am the best president in the last 300.
Posted by: runner

Joey Fishsticks is now basically begging Putin to be a Nice Guy through the TV.

651 nyt! read that [pre-cleared] question motherf***er
Posted by: BifBewalski

Tough-Guy Biden, who's totally not kowtowing to Putin, publicly states that he will not allow Ukraine into NATO and will not put weapons into Ukraine. Which is Putin's demand.

Look, fat, Trump was a Russian Agent because he wasn't sufficiently eager to get into a war for Ukraine, but here I am telling Russia that we're agreeing, prior to actual negotiations, to exclude Ukraine from NATO and preserve it as part of the Soviet sphere of influence.

I don't disagree, but I'd like to stress the absolute dishonesty of Democrat-media (as if there's a distinction) claims that anything less that a commitment to fight a war for Ukraine's independence constituted a "soft on Putin" policy.

775 Both biden & lincoln project supportive of minor incursions - twitter.
Posted by: Dr Spank

Look, fat, you're going to have to pay more for gas and, uh, hamburgers now so that in the future you can pay less for, uh, child care and health care.

He's actually claiming this, that somehow his massive inflation will... cause lower prices in non-related sectors of the economy in the future.

Pivot to reassuring Karen.

Biden keeps insisting that his massive spending plans will bring down prices in the future but never explains the theory by which this miracle is supposed to happen.

833 Big Meat and Mitch McConnell.
Those are America's problems.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Look, fat, Joey Fishsticks is claiming, in a Jedi Mind Trick Whisper, that "Five Republican Senators" keep telling him that they want to vote with him but they're afraid, due to the Trumpenfuhrer (who he does not name), that they'd be primaried out of office.

Alas, on this point, I can pretty much believe him!

Joey Fishsticks thinks it's amazing that someone out of office would continue to have a hold on his party -- despite the fact that Obama essentially runs his administration.

Look, fat, Joey Fishsticks is claiming that the majority of his problems are caused by "Republican candidate" (unnamed) who won't say that Brandon won the election and so is undermining all the good things he's doing. He's really claiming this.

Boy this really bothers him. I can't believe that just short of one half of all legal votes were cast for this asshole.

Look, fat -- I missed this. Earlier, Joey Fishsticks said that a "minor incursion" by Russia into Ukraine would be no big deal and that the US would permit it.

But Trump's a Russian Agent, pass it on.

Gayballz zero-T cant-babbler and Biden Voter has the sadz:

OMG. He spoke so casually about Russians killing Ukrainians.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Shut up, Trump is a Russian Agent.

As some slack commentators pointed out, this is all to the good of Brandon -- he'd much rather talk in Bullshit Tough-Guy Tones about Russia than his disasters at home. Pivoting to Foreign Policy -- even though he's failing on Foreign Policy, too -- is tactically beneficial for him, because it's the domestic policy failures that are killing him.

This is all planned by the media. They're deliberately avoiding his gaping, gushing wounds to pick at his scratches.

There have been zero questions -- Z E R O -- about Brandon being warned by liberal Democrat economists and analysts like Larry Summers that Brandon's trillions in stimulus would cause inflation. Brandon ignored this warning and when inflation first started to show up, he denied inflation and claimed it was "transitory" and cited unnamed "experts" who said it was transitory.

Zero questions on his biggest liability. Forty minutes on something which, while yes, another Brandon failure, people just don't care about.

Biden goes after SCOTUS for blocking his mandates. pic.twitter.com/ACZ3QJmJeV
— The Sockracy (@TheSockracy) January 19, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM

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1 Not watching. Will follow along here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM (arJlL)

3 Cute. Sock puppet critiquing meat puppet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM (XvPQV)

4 1 Not watching. Will follow along here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)

Ditto

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM (TdaKq)

5 Every time he rage-whispers, take a shot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM (EZebt)

6 Hiya Jordan !

Nice First !

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM (arJlL)

7 I'm sure the black oil is already swirling in his eyes.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM (W3VUu)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

9 OK -- I'll watch. Should be a hoot!

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM (mZUr4)

10 Fuck Joe Biden....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM (XvPQV)

11 Biden is destroying democracy

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM (RHGPo)

12 Every "c'mon, man!" take a shot

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:02 PM (EZebt)

13 >>>5 Every time he rage-whispers, take a shot.

could literally be deadly.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:02 PM (0G13K)

14

Dude makes Foster Brooks look sober.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 19, 2022 04:02 PM (Rma69)

15 Fuck Joe Biden.

I'm outta here.

Have a good evening y'all.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 19, 2022 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

16 You know what will bring Manchin back into the fold?

Demanding that the Senate accept six more SCOTUS justices before the midterms.

Do it, Joe. Do it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

17 Will we see the picture book of the "reporters" that Biden's "allowed" to call on and what q/a exchange is to be initiated?

Posted by: Thrawn at January 19, 2022 04:02 PM (Rl7KJ)

18 Thanks JT!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 04:02 PM (Ez6QX)

19 And here he is

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 04:02 PM (NpAcC)

20 They figure it will be okay still an hour to sunset..

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 04:02 PM (CYnTg)

21 Destroying Democracy take a swig

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:02 PM (TdaKq)

22 Some Moron PLEASE hack his teleprompter. And then give Ace the keys.

/mirth

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2022 04:02 PM (QzJWU)

23 The establishment media proclaimed it will ask President Biden serious questions about the failures of his administration at his press conference Wednesday, one year after taking office.

Breitbart

=========

"How hard is it to help America when it is suffering and Republicans just won't do what is right?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

24 The establishment media proclaimed it will ask President Biden serious questions about the failures of his administration at his press conference Wednesday, one year after taking office.

https://tinyurl.com/5f3yrram

Those that are gonna watch need to make a list of all the serious questions that are asked.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (RU4sa)

25 Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (EZebt)

26 Every time he rage-whispers, take a shot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM

That would kill most of us.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (HhfIU)

27 Ok

continue crazy wins

collect your winnings

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (us2H3)

28 They have collated all the questions that Joe will receive, including the most challenging questions.

Which will be mysteriously lost during the press conference.

Posted by: Ray Epps, Under Oath at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (XHhHI)

29 So, are we declaring war on Russia or what?

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (kOpft)

30 Let's Go Brandon!

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (WmGrA)

31 What is this bullshit?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

32 26 Every time he rage-whispers, take a shot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM

That would kill most of us.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (HhfIU)

We'll just need to use non-alcoholic beverages.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (z5Vrg)

33 This guy is hysterical.

He really believes he can hand wave/Jedi mindtrick the carnage and destruction he and his cabal have wrecked.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (V47Pl)

34 Biden's handlers appear to be in the "COVID Forever" camp, so I look forward to his meandering speech that is counter to the other gigantic faction and many countries around the world that have thrown in the towel or are actively working to do so.

I kinda hope we get amped-up Angry Joe today. Full of vitriol and slurring his rage over the place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (DU+/6)

35 I am only watching the sign language lady, and I already know the sign for "clot-shot."

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (SH2Zi)

36 So he's lying right off the bat. Not that we'd expect anything different.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (L3Rsz)

37 Lead pipes?

WTF.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (V47Pl)

38 1 Not watching. Will follow along here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)

------

Ditto.

Then who is going to make the sacrifice?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (bwgSw)

39 i can feel the empathy and compassion already!!!!

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (0G13K)

40 Job creation and record economic growth? Seriously? They're not even trying anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (DU+/6)

41 Infasnucture

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (UuD2k)

42 Trump and conservatives get blamed for everything.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (axyOa)

43 Those that are gonna watch need to make a list of all the serious questions that are asked.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (RU4sa)

Done!

1.

Posted by: InCali at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (ehWiO)

44 Wanders out to podium in bathrobe and with no dentures: "Cazzate, Corn Pop!"

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (YFAIE)

45 We lost 9 million jobs when Democrats locked down the economy.

We've returned 6 million.

There has been negative 3 million job "growth".

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (ZLI7S)

46 "Surprise medical bills" are now illegal?? WTF does that mean???

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (mZUr4)

47 Record economic growth? What?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

48 37 Lead pipes?

WTF.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (V47Pl)

I think Joe ate too much lead paint

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (TdaKq)

49 We'll just need to use non-alcoholic beverages.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM

Que?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (HhfIU)

50 Modernizing ports and airports. This is why they worry about 5G crashing planes and containers piling up off the coast and trains being robbed, eh?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (DU+/6)

51 Has he called everyone against him Bull Connors yet?

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (88xKn)

52 I read two Threads down that Ace and garrett shave each other's backs.

Why is this news coming out now?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (a3Q+t)

53 Omicron is the new enemy, its the mind killer alright.

This f***ing guy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (V47Pl)

54 So it's basically illegal to get a hospital bill. The next time I do I'll send it to Joe.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (NpAcC)

55 34 Biden's handlers appear to be in the "COVID Forever" camp, so I look forward to his meandering speech that is counter to the other gigantic faction and many countries around the world that have thrown in the towel or are actively working to do so.

I kinda hope we get amped-up Angry Joe today. Full of vitriol and slurring his rage over the place.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (DU+/6)

==========

A personal pushup contest against Boris Johnson proposed in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

56 SOME MOTHERF*CKER DRANK HIS LUNCH AND RAN HIS CAR INTO MY LEGISLATION

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (/6kZi)

57 Democrat Rep. Hakeem Jeffries on Wednesday slipped and admitted the Democrats' federal elections takeover bill was inspired by Venezuelan Communist-Socialist dictator Hugo Chavez.

We are headed for the Venezuelan Diet

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (RHGPo)

58 Whoa...he's really hepped up on something. Fast-talking and stumbling.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (L3Rsz)

59 36 So he's lying right off the bat. Not that we'd expect anything different.
Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (L3Rsz)

Yeah, not exactly a surprise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (dNqv+)

60 I thought I was watching Biden but turns our it was Spongebob.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (FVME7)

61 >>>Every time he rage-whispers, take a shot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM (EZebt)

Um, phrasing?

Posted by: Max Power at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (Hucnr)

62 My fellow Americans I have just signed legislation to outlaw America. The bombing begins in 5 minutes.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (FNgbD)

63 I'm up for a bleeding eye.

Who's with me?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (BFigT)

64 Barf

Posted by: Rex B at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (ilhg4)

65 Christ, he's already in Porky Pig speech mode.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (AMIL/)

66 Blah blah blah...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (oHd/0)

67 Oh, good. No reason to panic. After two years of panic-mongering - including this speech - that's good to know.

Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (DU+/6)

68 So he is declaring the plandemic over.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (bVYXr)

69 He tries to do that Crowd Hypnosis thing -- which Obama used to great effect -- by throwing out random numbers and ends up confusing himself in the process.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (OssQ4)

70 he really can't speak.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (0G13K)

71 Omnicron is the enemy! No, Joe..it's you and your commies.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (L3Rsz)

72 Maybe he'll tell us why it's impossible to get a negative result in the free COVID tests the feds are sending out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (/6kZi)

73 emphasis whisper!

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (0G13K)

74 That would kill most of us.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (HhfIU)

Nurse could do it. Left Coast Dawg might, but end up look like the Grim Reaper with a hangover in the morning.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (SH2Zi)

75 Uhm, by your own statistics, these vaccines do not work one iota.

But nice try.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (V47Pl)

76 everything is AOK

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (us2H3)

77 We have the tools and the talent. It's Miller time!

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (4NvZD)

78 13 >>>5 Every time he rage-whispers, take a shot.

could literally be deadly.
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:02 PM (0G13K)

I picked a hell of a week to quit drinkin...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (oHd/0)

79 In a reality-based world, Biden would currently be speaking to his manager at Walmart about why Biden shouldn't be fired as a greeter simply because he keeps touching young shoppers as they walk by.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (KbCG3)

80 I'll wait for the snarky commentary to follow.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (zJThL)

81 >>>63 I'm up for a bleeding eye.

Who's with me?

that would be outstanding.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (0G13K)

82 "Keeping businesses and schools open" means "everyone vaccinated and wearing masks." Excellent.

Also, he says we're at 71% vaccinated. For those of you with short memories, that is over the 70% threshold they initially called for "to beat COVID."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (DU+/6)

83 Well, joe clearly isn't going the BRitish route. He loves the covid, and the power it gives him. CREEP!

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (L3Rsz)

84 Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (mdaT8)

85 I'm up for a bleeding eye.

Who's with me?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 04:05 PM (BFigT)

We got this.

*focuses mind rays on left eye*

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (SH2Zi)

86 73 emphasis whisper!
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (0G13K)

hose whisperer

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (us2H3)

87 82 "Keeping businesses and schools open" means "everyone vaccinated and wearing masks." Excellent.

Also, he says we're at 71% vaccinated. For those of you with short memories, that is over the 70% threshold they initially called for "to beat COVID."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (DU+/6)

=========

So...we're done here?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

88 81 >>>63 I'm up for a bleeding eye.

I want angry Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (TdaKq)

89 Govt test kits give you AIDS.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (UuD2k)

90 The Hoarse Whisperer

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (/6kZi)

91 Those test are not free. They're costing us plenty.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (L3Rsz)

92 I AM REASSURED!!!

Posted by: David A. French, The New Christ at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (0G13K)

93 Volume Control, unengaged.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (4NvZD)

94 Sign language lady has a lot going on with her face. They're usually stony-faced, but not her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (DU+/6)

95 The reason he struggles reading the TelePrompter is because he has no comprehension and because he struggles reading.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (EZebt)

96 How long before Brandon queefs in his hand?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (VpIIl)

97 88 81 >>>63 I'm up for a bleeding eye.

I want angry Joe
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (TdaKq)

==========

I want Joe to call Schumer an antisemetic slur and a white supremacist for not getting the voting bill passed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

98 What about the test kits JoePedo?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2022 04:07 PM (iDcra)

99 71 Omnicron is the enemy! No, Joe..it's you and your commies.
Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (L3Rsz)

Hang on--I thought the enemy was one who objects to federalized, perpetual vote fraud by mail. I'm so confused.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (DTX3h)

100 Joe wastes no time fucking his presser up in record time

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (us2H3)

101 With all the shots y'all are doing during this event, is anybody thoroughly hammered yet?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (YIVH2)

102 Better than a year ago!

In which we have twice as many dead people. So...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (II3Gr)

103 Millions of phizer-pills purchased. Ka-ching!

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (L3Rsz)

104 F J B

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (gY8Ir)

105 Biden ruling out closing schools or more lockdown policy. The strings will be all what we expect, but he says that closures are over, particularly for schools.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (DU+/6)

106 he literally cannot pronounce any words correctly any longer.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (0G13K)

107 Has he called anyone...

*consults bingo card*

A nazi, racist or compared them to noted democrat segregationist?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (dNqv+)

108 LETS GO BRANDON

Posted by: COVID at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (us2H3)

109 Where did the funding for the test kits come from, Joe?

Four kits per household at $150 per kit is some pretty serious dough.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (/6kZi)

110 Free? lol. The government gets its money from those of us who pay taxes, dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (VpIIl)

111 COVID19 does not have volition, dumbass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (II3Gr)

112 Semi Joker smile

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (ZLI7S)

113 Count the votes! Count the votes!! COUNT THE VOTES!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Posted by: Joey The POTUS Guy at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (/4P8i)

114 OK, I was able to watch for almost 3 minutes. Beat that!

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (0IeYL)

115 Covid is not going to give up and accept things..LOL. He's yelling now. It will get better!

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (L3Rsz)

116 Keep the schools open! Cough, cough.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (4NvZD)

117 Just caught the side bar on Oregon Muse. RIP sir, may God Bless you and your family.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (+ya+t)

118 guy's coughing a lot

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (0G13K)

119 Kamala is the hose whisperer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (mdaT8)

120 Also, he says we're at 71% vaccinated. For those of you with short memories, that is over the 70% threshold they initially called for "to beat COVID."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:06 PM (DU+/6)

Now add the 16% who have had covid.

That should put us over the 80% threshold they said we needed for herd immunity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (oHd/0)

121 I am not sure, but this sounds *almost* like a toe in the water on a walk-back. They're going to square the circle by saying, "vax and mask is the answer" and walk it back and then not enforce.

That's a guess. I'm not sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (DU+/6)

122 Everything he is saying is bullshit and a lie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (Irn0L)

123
Ja, Pervitin....

Posted by: Zombie Hermann Goering at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (n+4am)

124 Biden finally acknowledging inflation. This is COVID's fault, of course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (DU+/6)

125 IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (iDcra)

126 It's not disrupting our daily lives societally speaking. It's fuckheads like you fucking things up using COVID as an excuse that's disrupting our lives.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (II3Gr)

127 Biden punting inflation fixes to the Fed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (DU+/6)

128 COVID has been berry berry good for us
Big Pharma,Mask and Test Kit producers

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (CYnTg)

129 Are we still looking at a Winter of Death?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (yQpMk)

130 Blame COVID for price increases, not insane spending and throttling of American oil production

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (guGkK)

131 >>>117 Just caught the side bar on Oregon Muse. RIP sir, may God Bless you and your family.

it's so sad. the HQ Family is losing some beautiful members.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (0G13K)

132 Man, I can't wait to see the jobs numbers and approval ratings on Friday after he talks today.

Because you just know today is going to be a shitshow.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (W3VUu)

133 today is an important anniversary!

it's the first time in US history that we have gone without a US President for an entire year!

and it was rough but we did it! so to me this means we can do without other parts of the executive branch, no problem. and the rest of FedGov too.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (j9HX3)

134 112 Semi Joker smile
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (ZLI7S)

yep, creepy

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (us2H3)

135 Damn, his eyes are slits, it appears as if he's looking into the blinfding light of his own lies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (V47Pl)

136 Cough in your hand, poop in your pants, Grandpa Diddlefingers.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (VpIIl)

137 He is reading a list of lies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (Irn0L)

138 Lol! The Fed's independence.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (UuD2k)

139 That should put us over the 80% threshold they said we needed for herd immunity.
**

You mean the 80% natural resistance that we had at the beginning of 2020?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (/6kZi)

140 wow. that hand mime chick is scary looking.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (5aWFq)

141 Three part plan!!

Posted by: Theodore at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (GJnvT)

142 Alright Stop! Recalibrate and LISTEN!

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (mZUr4)

143 The Fed is both qualified *and* diverse, and the Senate needs to confirm Biden's Fed governors to tackle inflation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (DU+/6)

144 The sign language is really confused at the words she hearing.

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (88xKn)

145 Attaboy, Brandon!

Posted by: Everett Greenbaum at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (wBpKf)

146 "The Fed, whatcha doing over there? Smiles into camera."

Posted by: President Joey Biden, Ice Cream at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (4NvZD)

147 Damn, his eyes are slits, it appears as if he's looking into the blinfding light of his own lies.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (V47Pl)

That is because of cosmetic surgery and reading a moniter

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (Irn0L)

148 COVID19 does not have volition, dumbass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:08 PM (II3Gr)

Come on, man.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (SH2Zi)

149 Willowed from prior thread....

If one of the COBs could put up a message on Oregon Muse's honorary toast Friday night here at the AoSHQ - that would be awesome. Still working on times (10pm EST?)
May set up a MS Teams meeting if anyone is interested.
Email me if interested. Email addie is in my Nic.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (N39Ws)

150 Five year plan?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (II3Gr)

151 Brandon looks like a meth addict right before they stab someone. What the hell is he on?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (VpIIl)

152 Mime Chick keeps signing LET'S GO BRANDON

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (guGkK)

153 Pity is, that Andrew Brietbart wasn't available to step up and pre-empt that podium for this press conference.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (QzJWU)

154 "33 This guy is hysterical.

He really believes he can hand wave/Jedi mindtrick the carnage and destruction he and his cabal have wrecked.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (V47Pl)"

There is literally video of his son screwing minors. If they can hand wave that, they can hand-wave anything.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (XlUGl)

155 "it's the first time in US history that we have gone without a US President for an entire year!"

That's gold.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (UuD2k)

156 He's appointed diverse women to the fed! We're saved.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (L3Rsz)

157 We need to increase economic efficiency and Biden has a "three part plan" to do it.

First prong: "fix the supply chain." COVID-19 has exposed fragility in the supply chain.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (DU+/6)

158 Are we still looking at a Winter of Death?

*

When does that start BTW?

500 deaths out of states with five million people doesn't seem like it has started. Should it start soon?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (/6kZi)

159 Don't assume just because the "speech" aired at 4pm it took place at 4pm. I sure wouldn't count on the propaganda arm of the DNC to tell us it really took place at 09:30 and in several takes.

Of course, I think they save the really good drugs for emergencies like this - they really only seem to need to use them every few months.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (wAnMi)

160 well, I'm convinced

Biden 2022

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (us2H3)

161 123
Ja, Pervitin....
Posted by: Zombie Hermann Goering at January 19, 2022 04:09 PM (n+4am)

What was the finnish guy who downed a whole bottle? Kavunin? something like that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (dNqv+)

162 Let's see, he just named a long list of things the government has been doing while the Covid situation was getting worse.

I'd like to try having the government stop doing those things and see if the Covid situation improves.

Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (6RgRK)

163 LOOK FAT, THE ECONOMY GREW BY OVER 2%

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (iDcra)

164 This putz has not been in a store.
What horseshit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (Irn0L)

165 Remember when he was arrested fighting whitey? And Corn Pop? And walked on the moon while eating a bomb pop?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (aXKOe)

166 Has Buttglug finished his paternity leave yet?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (guGkK)

167 The shelves are full, citizen. Do not believe your eyes!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (ZLI7S)

168 89% of our shelves are stocked!

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (L3Rsz)

169 Stupid lying cocksucker.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (II3Gr)

170 he is talking about a plan that is dead in the water

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (Irn0L)

171 His eyes look like two piss holes in the snow.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)

172 Just started here....instant bullshit.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (O8FsO)

173 Damn, he's Using the Clinton Construction..

Joe Tatoe: I've created this three point plan.

1st - Some random words and bullshit.
2nd - Some shit that will never occur.
3rd - Things that are sufficiently plausible but will also never occur.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (V47Pl)

174 Big Supply Chain must be dealt with, like a cute child in my general vicinity.

Posted by: President Joey Biden, Ice Cream at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (4NvZD)

175 jOEpEDO IS LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (iDcra)

176 "My work's not done."

Oh, jeeze.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (guGkK)

177 To-the-home package delivery means that supply chains are okay, and the presence of goods in stores means that there is no supply chain problems. Most shelves are full. The empty shelves are overblown and there isn't much a problem.

And supply chain problems that we do still have will be fixed by the infrastructure deal.

Un-fucking-real

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (DU+/6)

178 I'm sure at some point Ace, J.J. or the guy from FrontPage (Daniel Greenfeld?) or all of them will have some ascerbic, entertaining reviews of it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (k49Sx)

179 Can't eat roads and bridges, fuckstick. Roads and bridges aren't the issue, either, fuckstick.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (II3Gr)

180 45 We lost 9 million jobs when Democrats locked down the economy.

We've returned 6 million.

There has been negative 3 million job "growth".
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:04 PM (ZLI7S)

According to the BLS, the USA lost 21.0 million jobs from 4Q2019 to 2Q2020, while the unemployment rate tripled from 3.6 to 13.0 percent. Total employment, according to the CPS, rose by 8.6 million in 3Q2020 and 3.6 million in 4Q2020. Trump created more jobs in 6 months than Biden has so far in his admin.

https://is.gd/qDlpBu

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (2DdD8)

181 Inflation buster= Build Back Better.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (L3Rsz)

182 Fed's Independence? I just spit my coffee. Is that why he's putting Left wing socialists on the board?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (VpIIl)

183 All of you people who saw empty shelves are Joo liars.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (Q9lwr)

184
it's so sad. the HQ Family is losing some beautiful members.
Posted by: ace

I'm so mad. Sad, too. But...
God damnit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (Bxa9f)

185 I'm waiting for the media to get to their tough questions....

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (CYnTg)

186 121. Was thinking the same. Sounds like a walk back. Not surprised since other western leaders have been doing the same in last few days. So we are just following.

Posted by: Dogbert at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (Z9HSN)

187 I give up

Posted by: BRANDON at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (us2H3)

188 Time for recalibration. Time to seriously rebalance this equation. And that time is every day.

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (qpX6U)

189 The signing chick on the right should be wearing tampon earrings.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)

190 Really? He is still pushing bbb? It's dead Jim.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (bVYXr)

191 His eyes look like two piss holes in the snow.
**

I'm not saying this jokingly:

Ever seen dog poop in deep snow? It melts its way down.

That.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (/6kZi)

192 what a fuckin liar, which is easy for him, since he has not idea what he is saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (Irn0L)

193 The government wants your small children. Full stop.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (L3Rsz)

194 Damn... I was hoping for a face plant or some good slurring

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (TdaKq)

195 162 Let's see, he just named a long list of things the government has been doing while the Covid situation was getting worse.

I'd like to try having the government stop doing those things and see if the Covid situation improves.
Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (6RgRK)

===========

"This stuff all led to our Winter of Despair. Let's do it all again, but harder!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

196 Fox doesn't show the sign language lady. What channel has it?

Posted by: Theodore at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (GJnvT)

197 PULL UP. PULL UP!!!!!

Posted by: FJB's Poll Numbers at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (guGkK)

198 Everything I propose will screw the American middle class.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (iDcra)

199 BBB is the solution to inflation, because it subsidizes costs for families and can also get women back into the workforce.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (DU+/6)

200 Tax subsidies for child care. Yeah, that'll get things roaring back.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (II3Gr)

201 176 "My work's not done."

Oh, jeeze.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (guGkK)

He will leave no underaged hair unsniffed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (dNqv+)

202 It's your patriotic duty to pay $27 for a pound of chicken.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (HmZuC)

203 Drugs working overtime I see.

Fuck this raging, racist rapist.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (NBYFn)

204 BIG MEAT!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (V47Pl)

205 build back bitter

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (us2H3)

206 199 BBB is the solution to inflation, because it subsidizes costs for families and can also get women back into the workforce.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Print all the monies!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

207 is his 17 nobel prize winners like his 250 DRs who are not DRs

And now the putz is back onto meat distributors

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (Irn0L)

208 wow. that hand mime chick is scary looking.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 19, 2022 04:10 PM (5aWFq)
--------------

You noticed that too?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (5pTK/)

209 I refuse to watch that brain damaged commie shitbird.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (GYllL)

210 17 ECONOMICS NOBEL LAUREATES LOVE BBB! GET WITH THE PROGRAM!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (DU+/6)

211 BBB= no taxes on under 400k, and NO inflation! No addition to deficit.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (L3Rsz)

212 "Seventeen"

Lol!

Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (6RgRK)

213 Bill back bedder

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (II3Gr)

214 BIG MEAT!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (II3Gr)

215 17 Nobel Prize Winners > Your Lying Eyes

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (guGkK)

216 26 Every time he rage-whispers, take a shot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:01 PM

That would kill most of us.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM

That's just a warm-up.

Posted by: Hillary's liver at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (JCZqz)

217 Watching on Fox. Strange phase shifting going on with the audio, like a weak AM radio signal. Very odd.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (OssQ4)

218 Remember, we discovered yesterday that BBB actually stands for:

Boner
Biting
Bastards

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

219 Fix the supply chain! I'll build roads and bridges to fix it!

(You idiot! Do you have a clue how long it takes nowadays to build a mile of road or a 500 yard four lane bridge? Not by next month! So what is your REAL PLAN to fix supply chain problems???)

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (AMIL/)

220 Bed Black Beggars

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (CYnTg)

221 Is anyone buying this load of crap?!

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (L3Rsz)

222 I'm going to lower the cost of energy and that HAHAHAHAHAAHA even I couldn't get that out.,

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (iDcra)

223 He has said NOTHING new, complete and utter replay

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (Irn0L)

224 Brandon Blunder Boondoggle does not resonate.

AND do Amazon and Google.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (hOMhY)

225 Big Meat sucks.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (9Afsw)

226 163 LOOK FAT, THE ECONOMY GREW BY OVER 2%
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 04:11 PM (iDcra)

The economy is measured by GDP, literally how much money is spent. So, with 15% REAL inflation, spending should have increased 15%... if the economy grew at 2%, that means 13% less actual stuff was bought.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (oHd/0)

227 206 199 BBB is the solution to inflation, because it subsidizes costs for families and can also get women back into the workforce.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Print all the monies!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

Well, so much for that reset, huh?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (2DdD8)

228 Boner
Biting
Bastards
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

Unclefucker!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (II3Gr)

229 Prong 3: improve economic competition and reverse the decades-long cycle of consolidation and destruction of small business. Big Meat is a big example of the problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (DU+/6)

230 I can't wait to tell all this good news to all the small businesses in my town that all went tits up in the last 2 years thanks to the covid response.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (W3VUu)

231 This is all to shore up the base, nothing more.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (6Je/Q)

232 Joe's a capitalist!

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (L3Rsz)

233 Oh noes, big meats is gettin it now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (UuD2k)

234 Damn, I run down to the ladies room and you people are up over 200 comments.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (Ez6QX)

235 capilizm

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (0G13K)

236 Everything he is saying is bullshit and a lie

Wipes out any sympathy for his medical state.

That and the STEAL.

Posted by: DaveA at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (FhXTo)

237 228 Boner
Biting
Bastards
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

Unclefucker!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (II3Gr)

==========

Biden? 100% true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

238 Capitalism through gov't intervention for the win!

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (L3Rsz)

239 Civil War? It was DOO DOO!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (guGkK)

240 I'm cereal when I whisper super cerielness.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (iDcra)

241 I refuse to watch that brain damaged commie shitbird.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (GYllL)
---
#MeToo

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (YIVH2)

242 203 Drugs working overtime I see.

Fuck this raging, racist rapist.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:13 PM (NBYFn)

Nice alliteration.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (dNqv+)

243 Joe's not a capitalist

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (NpAcC)

244 He's a capaliz.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (II3Gr)

245 Was thinking the same. Sounds like a walk back. Not surprised since other western leaders have been doing the same in last few days. So we are just following.
Posted by: Dogbert at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (Z9HSN)

Everyone is desperate to figure some way out. The problem has been the Karens, and groups like the teachers unions which were using the pandemic as a bargaining chip.

I wonder if the ongoing Russia situation plays a role as well. A war in Eastern Europe may very well fuck the world economy, especially if Russia responds by cutting off exports to Germany.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (wmDcS)

246 Good Lord, a Deep State Dem grousing about monopoly and centralized economic power is so absurd and beyond the pale that I just can't even.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (DU+/6)

247 odds on Peter Doocey being one of the first three called

0

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (us2H3)

248 I will beat Big Meat!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)

249 Should never let him talk past 4pm, 3 if they can help it.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (2JoB8)

250 thathalfrican!

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (RU4sa)

251 Drink every time he looks like he just shit his Depends.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (O/0WU)

252 Why this old man is against me?
The Paolo

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (CYnTg)

253 So no $1400 check?

Then useless...

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (YdnVw)

254 Really? He is still pushing bbb? It's dead Jim.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (bVYXr)

To be fair. He thinks it means Bring Big-guy Butter.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (SH2Zi)

255 FJB

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (guGkK)

256 COVIT 19

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (II3Gr)

257 Break up Big Supermarket!! The Democrat Reps from Congress will be handing out the allotted foodstuffs to the peasants twice a month.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (k49Sx)

258 Un-fucking-real
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:12 PM (DU+/6)

Every time I go into the market it's worse. There's entire sections that are empty - they don't even seem to be worried about facing any longer since they're so out of stuff. And this is in the SF Bay Area, where I'd imagine we might even have an advantage over most other parts of the country - gotta keep the big-tech ground troops happy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (wAnMi)

259 WAit, if your shots are good, why isn't covid 19 already under control, hmmm?

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (L3Rsz)

260 What's the deal with the deficit? Are you looking at me Deficit? Stop looking at me!! JILL!!

Posted by: President Joey Biden, Ice Cream at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (4NvZD)

261 Q&A Time

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (DU+/6)

262 Great a new EO on competitive markets.

Posted by: Dogbert at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (Z9HSN)

263 An executive order to combat unfair competition?

How does that work?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (Q9lwr)

264 4 meat companies dominate the US market?

Gee, Joe, any chance the reason is that only large companies can afford to deal with all of the government regulations you people are so fond of passing in order to protect "the little guy?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (5pTK/)

265 247 odds on Peter Doocey being one of the first three called

0
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (us2H3

Is he even allowed there ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (TdaKq)

266 You can hear the pollsters upping the oversample of democrats in all polls.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (iDcra)

267 Reporter talks like a fag.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (UuD2k)

268 Look, fat!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (OssQ4)

269 263 An executive order to combat unfair competition?

How does that work?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (Q9lwr)

========

Not well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

270 (You idiot! Do you have a clue how long it takes nowadays to build a mile of road or a 500 yard four lane bridge? Not by next month! So what is your REAL PLAN to fix supply chain problems???)
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (AMIL/)

The project to widen 99 Highway in Calif central Valley, started under Obama's shovel ready project.

It is STILL not done, 13 years later.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (oHd/0)

271 Welp, back to writing footnotes for our financial statements. Y'all have fun.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (0IeYL)

272 Infarction... that's what I'd like right now is for him to have an infarction, right between the eyes.

Mostly I just like the word infarction. Medical 'n shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (BFigT)

273 Biden is easier to take if I imagine it is Kyle Dunnigan doing his impression of him.

Posted by: Jeff P. at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (fs1hN)

274 Bloviating
Bastard
biden

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (h6rti)

275 Lmfao at this first question

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (NBYFn)

276 Check that earpiece.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (9Afsw)

277 Covid deaths are matched and coming down?

WTF?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (Irn0L)

278 Q: Your first year sucked. Prices are up, supplies are down, people are still dead of COVID. Did you over-promise?
A: I didn't over-promise. I think I have outperformed what anyone expected.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (DU+/6)

279 Oh snap! questions......

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (bVYXr)

280 Wait, what?

Did he just say he over performed?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (ZLI7S)

281 An executive order to combat unfair competition?

It worked for Venezuela!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (guGkK)

282 man

this presser is a game changer

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (us2H3)

283 the government regulations you people are so fond of passing in order to protect "the little guy?"
Posted by: blake

Exactly.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (L3Rsz)

284 269 263 An executive order to combat unfair competition?

How does that work?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (Q9lwr)

Not well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

In Soviet Amerika, 5 year plan do YOU!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (oHd/0)

285 Oh noes, big meats is gettin it now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
___

The local butcher here in my little town is pretty far from Big Meat.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (RU4sa)

286 Tough question. Pass. Next question.

Posted by: President Joey Biden, Ice Cream at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (4NvZD)

287 He didn't overpromise, he just underdelivered and lied.

FUCK JOE BIDEN!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (iDcra)

288 Ahhh, he out preformed and we've made tremendous progress.

By Crom, what F***ing insanity is this?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (V47Pl)

289 I've out performed myself! you can tell by my shit-eating grin while you read-off all the bad news!

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (AMIL/)

290 I didn't overprotective. I outperformed.
Lol

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (pVC/9)

291 Is it over? Already?

Any hard hitting questions or soft ball what flavor ice cream are you enjoying at this moment?

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (haWye)

292 >>> Not watching. Will follow along here.

It's more fun that way.

Posted by: fluffy at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (UnQlg)

293 Joe's delivered, so he sez. Anything that is wrong is due to Republicans.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (L3Rsz)

294 Reporter talks like a fag.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (UuD2k)
******
Everyone sounds different with a mask on.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (NpAcC)

295 He has talked to his " Krupps". They have worked out their Rope-A-Dope strategy for the rubes.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (6Je/Q)

296 278 Q: Your first year sucked. Prices are up, supplies are down, people are still dead of COVID. Did you over-promise?
A: I didn't over-promise. I think I have outperformed what anyone expected.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (DU+/6)

==========

Um...pretty sure you promised the end of covid, fat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

297 Brandon: "I didn't overpromise. What I did was probably out-perform what anyone thought would happen."

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (0G13K)

298 Are we still looking at a Winter of Death?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Well, for Oregon Muse and Javem's sister...yes (and I am not being sarcastic).
Death comes for all of us, sooner or later.

But Joe's stupidity could kill us all....sooner rather than later. How could or would anyone wish that sort of thing on his fellow citizens?

What a collosal jerk.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (vcOmj)

299 Such a fluent orator.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (9Afsw)

300 It's the Republicans' fault.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (II3Gr)

301 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (RU4sa)

Ok. Floating anxiety just follows me around.

You?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (NBYFn)

302 I refuse to listen to this senile fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (mdaT8)

303 I didn't over-promise. I think I have outperformed what anyone expected.
___

He said this?

lol

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (RU4sa)

304 Welp, back to writing footnotes for our financial statements. Y'all have fun.
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (0IeYL)

I feel your pain. I'm still working on the workpapers so I can get to the footnotes part.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)

305 248 I will beat Big Meat!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)

--------

Hunter was Big Meat before Big Meat wasn't cool!

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (O/0WU)

306 So right out of the gate, Biden knows the questions that are going to be asked.

What bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (V47Pl)

307 What time is it? That time is every day.

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (qpX6U)

308 Golly...he is really rambling.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (L3Rsz)

309 No, it is the children that are wrong.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (HmZuC)

310 "Thanks to the bi-partisan infrastructure bill, we're about to make a record investment in re-building America, to take us to be number one best infrastructure in the world."

--Biden

Nice Engrish, Full Diaper Joe.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (x980n)

311 It's all the Republican's fault

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (Irn0L)

312 So the Republicans who are in the minority are the problem???

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (mZUr4)

313 The Republicans are at fault for any under-delivery by Brandon because they're obstructionist and refuse to deliver the agenda.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (DU+/6)

314 "Overpromise"

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (pVC/9)

315 I have absolutely no reason to watch this clown show.

Unless he strokes out. I'd watch that.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (TU8Tj)

316 How anyone has the patience to watch this doddering old pervert lie to the camera is beyond my understanding.

Posted by: ballistic at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (oXNqT)

317 Not only are these test kits not free, I have a hunch they were sold at the government bulk "discount" rate as well.

I can pick up a test from CVS for, what, $20? Or I could get a free from from the lot of 500M that Joe Biden ordered directly from the manufacturer for the low cost of $100B.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (SOV+T)

318 note to Joe

most people don't know NH is a state

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (us2H3)

319 Keep saying "enormous progress" you fucking senile parrot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (Q9lwr)

320 An executive order to combat unfair competition?

How does that work?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (Q9lwr)
---
It involves a death grip somewhere.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (XHhHI)

321 Really, he is reading from note cards. Talk about planted questions.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (bVYXr)

322 263 An executive order to combat unfair competition?

How does that work?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (Q9lwr)

There will be no unfair competition with liberal markets- therefore any such competitor or person is found who is not an avowed communist, he will be declared an Enemy of the State and may be killed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (dNqv+)

323 An executive order to combat unfair competition?

How does that work?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (Q9lwr)

Disadvantage the competitors of the companies that they are highly invested in and gaslight the public with fancy acronyms. Works every time.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (SH2Zi)

324
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)
-----
*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (0IeYL)

325 Governor Sununu, a true conservative, he stays stuff I like.

Posted by: President Joey Biden, Ice Cream at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (4NvZD)

326 There it is. Republicans are the ones holding back Joe's stellar performance.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (ZLI7S)

327 "Crickets, crickets"

You'll eat bugs and like it. BBB

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (L3Rsz)

328 He's literally just rambling now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (V47Pl)

329 >>>315 I have absolutely no reason to watch this clown show.

Unless he strokes out. I'd watch that.

it's why I'm here

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (0G13K)

330 He wants republican help but calls them bigots terrorists and worse?

Yeah that'll work

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (Irn0L)

331 Ok. Floating anxiety just follows me around.

You?
Posted by: thathalfrican
___

Doing okay.

Had to go to the VA yesterday for lab work and a physical by my PCP.

Talk about anxiety.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (RU4sa)

332 If this President thing doesn't work out he's got a big future in audiobooks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (UuD2k)

333 An executive order to combat unfair competition?

How does that work?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (Q9lwr)
++++
Creating more state-affiliated monopolies with manufacturing in China, probably...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (DU+/6)

334 This fuckin' guy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (II3Gr)

335 77 We have the tools and the talent. It's Miller time!
______________

Joe's copying me!

I said just the other day that it's time we do the things we need to do, and we'll do them and the other things, because that's what we need to do, is to do the things and all like that, so that we can get things done!

Posted by: Kamalamalading dong Harris at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (k4dH2)

336 He is lying about pre-existing conditions

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (Irn0L)

337 I have to make it more clear to the American people that Republicans are racists.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (NpAcC)

338 Trump damn near destroyed this country. It's good that the competent people are now in charge!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (guGkK)

339 It isn't my fault, it is those wraskly republicans.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (iDcra)

340 How in the world to you have a quote ready from Sununu ready if you haven't been prompted?

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (hOMhY)

341 297 Brandon: "I didn't overpromise. What I did was probably out-perform what anyone thought would happen."
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (0G13K)

In the sense that he's still above ground and hasn't been overthrown by his VP?

Yeah, I guess he did outperform.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (KbCG3)

342 Roads and bridges are going to warm up the planet.
So can not do that.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (YdnVw)

343 "People don't understand...."

I like this guy's plan to sound kinder!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (Q9lwr)

344 WTF is he talking about?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (Irn0L)

345 "Thanks to the bi-partisan infrastructure bill, we're about to make a record investment in re-building America, to take us to be number one best infrastructure in the world."

--Biden

Nice Engrish, Full Diaper Joe.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (x980n)

Sounds almost like a Bad Chinese accent doesn't it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (oHd/0)

346 Good lord I hate this man and this party.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (NBYFn)

347 Now he's rambling about the ACA...my god.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (II3Gr)

348 He sure gets lost in the fog easily. "Huh"

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (L3Rsz)

349 Unless he strokes out. I'd watch that.

it's why I'm here
Posted by: ace
___

God bless you, ace, and everyone else watching.

I can't.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (RU4sa)

350 Joe brings his fastball

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (us2H3)

351 Had to go to the VA yesterday for lab work and a physical by my PCP.

Talk about anxiety.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (RU4sa)

Yeah, PCP gives me anxiety too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (UuD2k)

352 Road trip

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (NpAcC)

353 Wow. Biden touting the benefits of the Obamacare act and how when Republicans get out of the way, good things happen. It's a loose thread, but that's the thread he's using.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (DU+/6)

354 340 How in the world to you have a quote ready from Sununu ready if you haven't been prompted?
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (hOMhY)

You don't

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (TdaKq)

355 >Um...pretty sure you promised the end of covid, fat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

There's no recordings of him saying "I'm not going to shut down the economy. I'm going to shut down covid!" That's a Trumpian Big Lie.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (XKgKh)

356 President Apple Sauce Brains meandering through his preplanned answer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (EZebt)

357 Please tell me more about the details, Brandon.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (9Afsw)

358 When do we get the qs from Jim, Candy, and George?

And they better go in that sequence we rehearsed.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (KiBMU)

359 An executive order to combat unfair competition?

How does that work?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (Q9lwr)

The grain will be gather from the Kulaks and democratically divided out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (yQpMk)

360 Biden is an Ambien pill given human form.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (W3VUu)

361 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (RU4sa)

Lol. All good I hope.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (NBYFn)

362 No victory lap = broken America? IS that what he is saying?

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (L3Rsz)

363 So that's it, his big press conference is going to be one question?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (V47Pl)

364 Trying to follow what he is saying but it's disjointed thoughts

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (2JoB8)

365 Actually, what Joe said to Obama was "This is a big fuckin' deal".

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (mZUr4)

366 >>>God bless you, ace, and everyone else watching.

I can't.

...

i'll let everyone know if "something ischemically interesting" happens

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (0G13K)

367 Biden's gonna do a Whistle-Stop Tour to make the case for what they've accomplished and what they need to happen next from those EEEEEEVVVVVILLLL Republicans.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (DU+/6)

368 Going around the country=3 day wkwnds in De.

Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (8LygD)

369 so he's gonna take one question I guess.

Posted by: What a maroon. at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (5aWFq)

370 Brain of a stump is going to go on the stump. That'll fix it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (II3Gr)

371 You know what's more fun than listening to Brandon chewing his oatmeal? Cooking beer can chicken on my new Smokey Mountain smoker, that's what!

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (6eRlp)

372 He keeps saying he's going to end and then he just babbles on.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (ZLI7S)

373 So...how is the tonal shift going?

Well?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

374 So joes going on the road to take his victory lap.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (L3Rsz)

375 I wonder whether Trump rolls his eyes watching these things or he just gets a fill in from Don Jr. or somebody else?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (k49Sx)

376 334 This fuckin' guy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (II3Gr)

lets eat

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (us2H3)

377 It is STILL not done, 13 years later.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (oHd/0)

Hey, they've changed the signs 3 times, so *progress!*

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (wAnMi)

378 he will ramble on all questions

He is reading a list of reporters

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (Irn0L)

379 I want to hear about Corn Pop.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (NpAcC)

380 Brandon is actually speaking pretty well. He's having a good day, apparently.

It would be interesting to challenge Brandon on something and watch him short out, make something up, then make up something else to cover the lie that was just told.

A lot of people just aren't aware of the fact that people with dementia seem to be coherent, until you call them out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (5pTK/)

381 Here he comes! LOL

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (L3Rsz)

382 What are you for.
Freedom

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (pVC/9)

383 Lol. All good I hope.
Posted by: thathalfrican
___

Low Vitamin D, so she prescribed more Vit D supplements.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (RU4sa)

384 Not watching. His voice raises my bp.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (KiBMU)

385 So...how is the tonal shift going?

Well?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Honestly? It's present and clear. He isn't sternly shouting at unpatriotic deplorables and promising a dark winter of death.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (DU+/6)

386 The Covid deaths we are seeing are the last of delta. It is like getting shot at 11:10am on 11/11 in WWI.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (F4b8f)

387 Biden: The Grifter in Chief rambling in a press conference.

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (88xKn)

388 The Republicans are Corn Pop and I still have my chain!
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (CYnTg)

389 Do you need to be more realistic?
NO.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (II3Gr)

390 He just looked at his notes on who to call on next!!! They're not even hiding it!

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (mZUr4)

391 This is just below mediocre summer stock theater.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (6Je/Q)

392 He doesn't sound coherent to me.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (L3Rsz)

393 It's all the Republican's fault
Posted by: Nevergiveup

They are all capitalist roaders, looters and grifters.

Chairman Joe, with his wise policies, will guide us to a better tomorrow, after dispensing with the wrecker Trump!

To bring a better future to the new American Republik, all the looters and grifters must be dealt with!

Daspadanya!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...now with more socialism at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (vcOmj)

394 The questions aren't tough, but they aren't softball either.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (Q9lwr)

395 The American People overwhelmingly agree with him?

He is at 33%

He is delusional

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (Irn0L)

396 385 Honestly? It's present and clear. He isn't sternly shouting at unpatriotic deplorables and promising a dark winter of death.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (DU+/6)

==========

Is he reflecting on his previous promise of a dark winter of death and whether it came true or not?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

397 The GOP has been GIFTED a fucking layup. Biden challenged the GOP to tell the American people what they are for.

There has never been a better opportunity to create a black and white divide between us and them.

Biden is also a fucking asshole.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (NBYFn)

398 He's gonna take a Nationwide Victory Lap! That will fix everything, huh? This guy is a loser.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (AMIL/)

399 He doesn't need to be more realistic. I don't think he can be.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (4NvZD)

400 i'll let everyone know if "something ischemically interesting" happens

Ace

***

I keep hoping for an aneurysm but I'll be satisfied if he starts doing one of those Max Headroom things on camera.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (W3VUu)

401 I'd rather look at Carole Landis' tits

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (us2H3)

402 367 Biden's gonna do a Whistle-Stop Tour to make the case for what they've accomplished and what they need to happen next from those EEEEEEVVVVVILLLL Republicans.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (DU+/6)

First stop, that trainyard in Los Angelas that looks like a dump from the broken into packages?

That would be epic!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (oHd/0)

403 Who knew that everyone agrees with Biden?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (NpAcC)

404 He takes no more than 5 questions

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (ZYbHn)

405 The questions aren't tough, but they aren't softball either.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (Q9lwr)

What's the difference since he does not answer them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (Irn0L)

406

Pervitin. Emphasis on the "perv."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (s2VJv)

407 Ovawheilingme cost of education

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (II3Gr)

408 It's present and clear. He isn't sternly shouting at unpatriotic deplorables and promising a dark winter of death.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Winter of death is nearing an end. On to the Spring Slaughter!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (F4b8f)

409 Overwhelming

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (88xKn)

410 How anyone has the patience to watch this doddering old pervert lie to the camera is beyond my understanding.
Posted by: ballistic at January 19, 2022 04:18 PM (oXNqT)
===
I literally have nothing better to do.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (EZebt)

411 By the way, the little bit I caught of Brandon is reminiscent of Obama's "the GOP drove the car into the ditch" speech Obama was so fond of telling.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (5pTK/)

412
332 If this President thing doesn't work out he's got a big future in audiobooks.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (UuD2k)

------

haaaahhahahaha

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (bwgSw)

413 Big voice: we OVERWHELMINGLY agree with joe. Citizens, that is.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (L3Rsz)

414 "I didn't overpromise. What I did was probably out-perform what anyone thought would happen."

He's got me on that one. I was figuring that he's be dead by now. Officially.

Posted by: Damiano at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (vRDjk)

415 Q: Given your own party's obstruction to your agenda, do you need to be more realistic and scale down the demands in your flagship bills?
A: No. Americans overwhelming agree with me on drug costs, education costs, childcare, etc. We need to make our case better and better explain what the other side wants. We need to improve our contrast with the Republicans.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

416 I've yelled at the TV so many times, the cats have gone into hiding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

417 >>He is delusional

dementia

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (ZLI7S)

418 >>>Honestly? It's present and clear. He isn't sternly shouting at unpatriotic deplorables and promising a dark winter of death.

it's clear?

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (0G13K)

419 I'm so tired of all of Brandon's winning.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (9Afsw)

420 "I didn't shut down the virus, but I will eat the Moon!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (XHhHI)

421 He'll need two weeks in his Delaware beach house to recover from this

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (CYnTg)

422 yep, the Republicans are to blame

except Crenshaw, who is powerless

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (786Ro)

423 397 The GOP has been GIFTED a fucking layup. Biden challenged the GOP to tell the American people what they are for.

There has never been a better opportunity to create a black and white divide between us and them.

Biden is also a fucking asshole.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (NBYFn)

And watch the GOP screw it up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (N39Ws)

424 He's got a lot of prepared bullet points on those sheets of paper.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (G0vdT)

425 397 The GOP has been GIFTED a fucking layup. Biden challenged the GOP to tell the American people what they are for.

There has never been a better opportunity to create a black and white divide between us and them.

Biden is also a fucking asshole.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (NBYFn)

==========

McCarthy will say nothing other than tax cuts. It's fine. Whomever wins the 2024 Republican primary will tell America what the platform is. 2022 is just Team Red v Team Blue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

426 Brandon: "I didn't overpromise. What I did was probably out-perform what anyone thought would happen."
_____________

Joe is responsible for:

--Record-high inflation
--Record high government spending
--Record high government debt
--Record high covid death numbers

He has "out performed" on so many levels!

Posted by: Kamalamalading dong Harris at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (k4dH2)

427 This is bad.

24 YO's are orchestrating this shitshow.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (hOMhY)

428 Is he reflecting on his previous promise of a dark winter of death and whether it came true or not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Of course not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

429 What's there to laugh about, Joey?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

430 He's not delusional. He's just repeating what his handlers tell him.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (6eRlp)

431 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (Q9lwr)

Betcha each person he called on I bet you is in order on a sheet somewhere.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (NBYFn)

432 "bigger than any president in the first year"

Deluded fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (II3Gr)

433 We're gonna get BIG chunks of BBB signed into law...yahooo!

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (L3Rsz)

434 He just looked at his notes on who to call on next!!! They're not even hiding it!
Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (mZUr4)

They're just thinking they're ahead if he can still understand the notes and use the photos.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (wAnMi)

435 You guys who are actually watching this shit-show have a lot more intestinal fortitude than I do...Kudos to you for taking one for the team!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (YIVH2)

436 Missed it. Did any 'brave journalists' ask off script questions?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (NgqoH)

437 427 This is bad.

24 YO's are orchestrating this shitshow.
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (hOMhY)

Lost in Space episode where the planet is ruled by teenagers who grow younger . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (s2VJv)

438 I never knew till just now, he is the greatest President of all time. OK, I am convinced

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (Irn0L)

439 428 Is he reflecting on his previous promise of a dark winter of death and whether it came true or not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Of course not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Is no one letting him be clear about his previous predictions?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

440 If Brandon is so sure that Americans are overwhelming with him on things like drugs, education subsidies, child care subsidies, etc., then he *should* scale it down and go after those things on their own. Why not, Brandon? Why not do that? If people are "overwhelmingly with you," then what's the risk?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (DU+/6)

441 He's heavily medicated with some infernal drug cocktail, and called upon to walk through a highly structured choreographed script. Big deal.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (6Je/Q)

442 430 He's not delusional. He's just repeating what his handlers tell him.
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (6eRlp)

He's reading his script and not very well

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (TdaKq)

443 Look, fat. We're gonna get that voting rights act.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (L3Rsz)

444 He's got a lil' picture book of the preferred reporters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (ptqGC)

445 Did he just say "Agin 'em"?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (9Afsw)

446 I can't bring myself to watch. Is he as bad as he has been. Joe is a dementia ridden fuck up criminal white trash girl sniffin pedo.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (0OmEj)

447 If the Russians and Chicoms are listening, oh vey

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (Irn0L)

448 Vote Democrat not those vote stealing Republicans
LoL

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (2JoB8)

449 we should just all say "Look, fat" at the start of every comment

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (0G13K)

450 Shades of Stalin's "dizzy with success" speech after his first five year plan.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (YFAIE)

451 Ooooh, we're going to pump billions into airport construction, which will something something prices of goods and services.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (x980n)

452 447 If the Russians and Chicoms are listening, oh vey
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:24 PM (Irn0L)

Listening? They're the ones coaching his responses.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (s2VJv)

453 Okay, which one of you dog faced pony soldiers has another question?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

454 Biden says he needs to "make the case" about who is "for" Americans and who is "against" them. So there you go. Republicans ain't "for" America and are getting in the way of the glorious BBB.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (DU+/6)

455 Fuck joey biday and mutts too

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (gY8Ir)

456 I'd rather look at Carole Landis' tits
Posted by: REDACTED

I'll buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (vcOmj)

457 Mitt Romney "beloved" Repub...

Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (8LygD)

458 Has his eyeball started filling up yet?

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (GYllL)

459 "I didn't overpromise. What I did was probably out-perform what anyone thought would happen."
---
Wow. So we didn't strand quite as many Americans in Afghanistan as expected?

The Taliban took over slower than expected?

The not-there and then transient inflation was *lower* than expected?

We haven't read job reports that weren't "worse than expected"? (Unexpectedly)

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (XHhHI)

460 Mittens is in joe's sights.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (L3Rsz)

461 If the Russians and Chicoms are listening, oh vey
Posted by: Nevergiveup
___

No 'if' about it.

They're watching, laughing, and taking notes.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (RU4sa)

462 377 It is STILL not done, 13 years later.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:16 PM (oHd/0)

Hey, they've changed the signs 3 times, so *progress!*
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 19, 2022 04:21 PM (wAnMi)

They took the signs down a couple years ago, then put them back up when they actually work on an stretch of highway.

I know, my little town is one of the last to be done between Bakersfield, and Manteca.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (oHd/0)

463 Nice shot of incoherence on the "voting rights" bill.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (5pTK/)

464 Look fat, don't tell me how to comment

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (CYnTg)

465 A..A...A..Alison Harris...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

466 the guy that never paid his taxes is serious

MUTT

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (us2H3)

467 24 YO's are orchestrating this shitshow.
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (hOMhY)

What's a YO? All I know is that Joe is a Yo-Yo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (k49Sx)

468 >>If the Russians and Chicoms are listening, oh vey

I have a call with my partner in Oz in a couple minutes. I no longer have the ability to laugh at his clown country.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (ZLI7S)

469 Calling out mitt romeny in a national press conference? WTF?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (bVYXr)

470 I tried to get my party together on voting reform. I failed.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (G0vdT)

471 dementia

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:23 PM (ZLI7S)

Yup. The reliance on catch-phrases, the stumbling over multi-syllabic words, the inability to follow complex ideas through to completion.

But his MDs have done a fine job with the drug cocktail...I'll give them that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (Q9lwr)

472 Mitt is a straight guy (psst - he's actually gonna put y'all back in chains - make sure you write than in your stories!).

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (AMIL/)

473 Look, fat: Allison Harris

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (0G13K)

474 OK now sundown is refusing to say if the next election will be legit?

I thought only us deplorable Republicans said that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (Irn0L)

475 Brandon returns to dementia when the lights are turned off and the propagandists return to the DC bars.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (6eRlp)

476 Set up change the outcomes of elections. I wonder how he could say that without being struck by lightening.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (L3Rsz)

477 If I heard it right, Biden doesn't want the Republicans to "turn the electoral process into a political process" so as to control outcomes.

Perfect projection, if I heard that right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (DU+/6)

478 It's only hard for monorities to voter?
Why is that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (Irn0L)

479 And there it is; Alison Harris please.

Lmfao. This shit is the Truman Show. The sad thing is it affects all of us.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (NBYFn)

480 454 Biden says he needs to "make the case" about who is "for" Americans and who is "against" them. So there you go. Republicans ain't "for" America and are getting in the way of the glorious BBB.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (DU+/6)

==========

I think it's interesting that his talking points are still full of Boner Biting Bastards (BBB).

The bill is dead. It's not going to pass. There's no hope for it at all. So, getting Biden out there to stump for it just ends up making him look weak when nothing happens.

If I were more conspiracy minded, I'd say someone on his own team was setting him up to fail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

481 Again he is calling on pre selected reporters.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (bVYXr)

482 "I'd rather look at Carole Landis' tits"

FOUR MINUTES I spent searching. Cripes.

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (qpX6U)

483 What's a YO? All I know is that Joe is a Yo-Yo.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (k49Sx)
++++
Year-old

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (DU+/6)

484 Look, fat, I'm going to pre-emptively call the next election illegitimate even though I also say it's treasonous to do that

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (0G13K)

485 Joe believes the Big Lie. How about that. For the next election, that is.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (L3Rsz)

486 He is already calling into question the next election.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (bVYXr)

487 He almost makes it look like he's not reading his answers.

Talent.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (wAnMi)

488 Look fat. Capitalism without competition is Googlicious.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (x980n)

489 Change the voting laws back? Yeah you are right. Back is in person and no mail in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (Irn0L)

490 Good question on legitimate election this fall. Biden fails on answer.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (G0vdT)

491 He needs to cut to the chase.

"Look you assholes, I'm the greatest president of all time. My word as a Biden."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

492 This is the unifier? Unbelievable.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (L3Rsz)

493 WHISPERING!!!!!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (9Afsw)

494 There is obviously no reason for Putin not to take the Ukraine, after watching this.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (6Je/Q)

495 Whispering Joe makes an appearance.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (V47Pl)

496 Biden is sure that Republicans won't be able to prevent minorities from stacking the deck against them and disenfranchising them, but then again he might be an optimist.

No shit. That's the essence of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (DU+/6)

497 Gah. He's whispering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

498 This reporter scrunt is a total set up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (Irn0L)

499 Wow. We're trying to keep minorities from voting?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (OssQ4)

500 "No matter how hard ""they"" make it to vote........

talk about divisive.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (bVYXr)

501 [The GOP has been GIFTED a fucking layup. Biden challenged the GOP to tell the American people what they are for.

There has never been a better opportunity to create a black and white divide between us and them.

Biden is also a fucking asshole.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:22 PM (NBYFn)

Kevin McCarthy can disappear like a Cheshire cat.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (yQpMk)

502 He is surely from the state of del usion!

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (gY8Ir)

503 Simple Joe is still pretending he's a senator.

Reboot. Default mode.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (6liew)

504 Look fat, this is all scripted bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (II3Gr)

505 You'd think some aide would have told him to stop with the creepy whispering.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (ZLI7S)

506 whisper time

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (L3Rsz)

507 Any journo that asks the Big Guy what has most enchanted him and DR. Jill - spends a week in the box

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (786Ro)

508 2022. Arrive late to closed polls and ai. You're not allowed to vote. Thanks for the heads up

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (ZYbHn)

509 we should just all say "Look, fat" at the start of every comment
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:25 PM (0G13K)

Look fat, those pants make your butt.
- Yoda

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (mZUr4)

510 Biden whispershouting again.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (2DdD8)

511 Nearly every school in my county is closed, ssshole.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

512 498 This reporter scrunt is a total set up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (Irn0L)

Of course... Pre planned questions and pre planned answers

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (TdaKq)

513 He's doing the whispering thing,

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (2JoB8)

514 This is a prepared answer to a prepared question. Hard to believe since the answer is such bullshit.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (Irn0L)

515 Oops, the Whisper is on the loose!

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (G0vdT)

516 Death comes for all of us, sooner or later.

Yep. And as I say, I'd like to live again before I die.

Posted by: InCali at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (ehWiO)

517 I like how the feed is titled: "President Biden Holds A Press Conference." Sounds like a children's book. Which it basically is.

Posted by: DPICM at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (M2VUX)

518 Creepy Whispering Joe is the best Joe.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (YA914)

519 Has Beau Biden made an appearance yet??

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (88xKn)

520 WTF is he talking about?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:19 PM (Irn0L)
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Turnips. Or capybaras, maybe. Possibly antidisestablishmentarianism.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (wyw4S)

521 499 Wow. We're trying to keep minorities from voting?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (OssQ4)

81 million votes! Just wait until blacks are finally allowed to vote!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (KbCG3)

522 just waiting for Biden to deep throat the mic when he goes in for that whisper.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (NBYFn)

523 Look fat, we won't do a thing about education without more cash grabs for the teachers unions.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (II3Gr)

524 Look fat, they tell me this whispering is effective with wine moms

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (CYnTg)

525 The pit's at 301F and the chicken is at 107F and rising.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (6eRlp)

526 If the Russians and Chicoms are listening, oh vey
Posted by: Nevergiveup

The head of the Russian delegation at the Vienna Negotiations on Military Security and Arms Control Konstantin Gavrilov:

"There arrives a moment of truth when the West either accepts our proposals or other ways will be found to safeguard Russia's security ... We are running out of time. The countdown begins."

Posted by: Enjoy 2022! at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (I2/tG)

527 uh oh - it's scares me when he leans down and starts whispering ... (shivers)

Posted by: trixie the serf at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (RzUqr)

528 how come no one is screaming at him like they did with PDT?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (Irn0L)

529 Laboratories or lavatories?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (Q9lwr)

530 wooooooowwwwwww, 95% of scjools are still open.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (IJES/)

531 Praying he tells a reporterette she has nice tits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

532 FJB trying to trade Boneless pork rectum for Manchin.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (F4b8f)

533 Did he say laboratories?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (9Afsw)

534 There is obviously no reason for Putin not to take the Ukraine, after watching this.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 04:27 PM (6Je/Q)
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Ukraine is weak. It's exposed.

Posted by: Kramer at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (XHhHI)

535 Schools aren't safe, you nut. They are masked and being groomed EVERY DAY.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (L3Rsz)

536 "How hard is it to help America when it is suffering and Republicans just won't do what is right?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

Excellent! RIP Oregon Muse. Taken too son.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (+CiEK)

537 He's creepy as hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

538 hahhahahahaha

Posted by: PUTIN at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (us2H3)

539 Josh Kraushaar
@HotlineJosh
" Focus groups are giving party operatives nightmares. Biden is coming across as old and absent, they say. Real and perceived fumbles play into deep fears that he's not up to the job and that Democrats are incompetent."

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The Hell you say!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (FVME7)

540 look fat, schools are open

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (IJES/)

541 Is Ukraine part of Russia yet? Or are they still trying to stop laughing-

Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (8LygD)

542 484 Look, fat, I'm going to pre-emptively call the next election illegitimate even though I also say it's treasonous to do that
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:26 PM (0G13K)

More people voted last year than at any time in American history, but voting is totally unfair so we need to make it even more 'fair'.

Got it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (2DdD8)

543 I want angry Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (TdaKq)

544 You can see the so called reporters reading the questions?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (Irn0L)

545 If he's whispering, he's getting tired.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (6eRlp)

546 laboratories = children's bathrooms

he just can't help himself

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (L3Rsz)

547 "Santions"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

548 Why do the sign language people always look retarded?

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (hOMhY)

549 I didn't over-promise. I think I have outperformed what anyone expected.

I agree with this statement. None of us expected him to still be ambulatory at this moment.

Posted by: Rosasharn at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (PzBTm)

550 How about Fox News?

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (gY8Ir)

551 how come no one is screaming at him like they did with PDT?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (Irn0L)
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Look fat, it's Party decorum.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (XHhHI)

552 The countdown begins."
Posted by: Enjoy 2022!

It's the final countdown! Ne ne ne ner ne ne ne ne new!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (F4b8f)

553 Why does he look down so much???

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (9Afsw)

554 478 It's only hard for monorities to voter?
Why is that
____________

'Cuz we is stooopid.

Everybody knows that. Especially Dims!

Posted by: Kamalamadingdong Harris at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (k4dH2)

555 546 laboratories = children's bathrooms

he just can't help himself
Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (L3Rsz)

That's because he like to experiment with kids.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (II3Gr)

556 95 percent of schools are open! Ignore the fact that about 8 of the 10 the largest-enrollment districts are closed. So a lot less than 95 percent of kids are in school, doofus. Statistics, lies, no difference to Joe.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (AMIL/)

557 OOOH, biden said the sanctions he would impose are like nothing russia has ever seen? LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (Irn0L)

558 Do you think the next elections will be legitimate, reforms or not?

Joe: Depends on who wins.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (YA914)

559 Oh no! Extra special sanctions!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (Q9lwr)

560 I'm a solid Trump supporter, but Joey's SBA keeps sending me free money.

Posted by: jwest at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (/BlEx)

561 Look fat, Putin's scared of me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

562 How about Fox News?
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (gY8Ir)
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Look fat, I'm late for Matlock at my son's grave.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (XHhHI)

563 Look fat, if you keep whispering I'm gonna make you do push-ups. Got that, dog faced pony soldier.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (VpIIl)

564 He's gonna take Vlad behind the h.s. gymnasium.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (EZebt)

565 539 Josh Kraushaar
@HotlineJosh
" Focus groups are giving party operatives nightmares. Biden is coming across as old and absent, they say. Real and perceived fumbles play into deep fears that he's not up to the job and that Democrats are incompetent."

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The Hell you say!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (FVME7)

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Democrats would have probably been better off as a continuing political party if they had allowed Trump to win re-election. Biden is the black hole that is destroying their branding. It wasn't in good shape before he become the standard bearer, but he's making things so much worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

566 yeah, read that prepared question and stumble over the big words.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (IJES/)

567 Joe's got his list

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (us2H3)

568 517 I like how the feed is titled: "President Biden Holds A Press Conference." Sounds like a children's book. Which it basically is.
Posted by: DPICM at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (M2VUX)

Too funny! I noticed that as well.

"Conference, Biden. Conference!"

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (2DdD8)

569 A minor incursion? Like taking Crimea?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (ZLI7S)

570 Uh oh. Biden wants to "hold Russia accountable" over Ukraine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (DU+/6)

571 553 Why does he look down so much???
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (9Afsw)

He's reading the answers to the questions

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (TdaKq)

572 HOLLY SHIT

Shit for brains just told Russia a small invasion--like a land bridge to crimea- -will be OK

DId you all just hear that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (Irn0L)

573 Why do the sign language people always look retarded?
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (hOMhY)

The one Inslee has looks exactly like MC Gainey.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (Ez6QX)

574 559 Oh no! Extra special sanctions!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (Q9lwr)

"santions"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

575 Look fat, I'm going ride a horse without my shirt on, and Putin's going to be shaking in his boots.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (II3Gr)

576 hey joe. who's on first?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (IJES/)

577 Frank discussions at the kiddie table have won over Putin.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (6liew)

578 What is the sound of one synapse firing?

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (W3VUu)

579 The question is so long, he could've never answered them in order. It's all scripted and in his notebook. What are we doing here, America.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (cRbt7)

580 Look fat, I will personally kick Putin's ass

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (CYnTg)

581 I have to make clear to the American people what we are for.

We are for all good things.
We are not for all the bad things.

Pass my proposals and you're voting for all good things and against all bad things.

Fight my proposals and your voting for all the bad things and not all the good things.

Got it, fat?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (x980n)

582 BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR GAFFES??!!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (vcOmj)

583 A minor incursion? Like taking Crimea?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (ZLI7S)

Can beleive he said that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (Irn0L)

584 Come on man. It's way past nap time, man. Why are you keeping me up?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (OalnH)

585 Don't you invade Ukraine anymore Russia!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (Y5qcH)

586 Look fat, Vladi and me are pals.

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (88xKn)

587 So, Biden is pretty much calling the 2022 midterms illegitimate 10 months before they happen?

Internal polling must be interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

588 Russia can take over Ukraine whenever they want

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (2JoB8)

589 look, fat, i'm gonna impose sanctions like Putin has never seen

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (0G13K)

590 Double-secret sanctions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (EZebt)

591 Okay, I've reached my limit. Turning this deluded nut off.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (L3Rsz)

592 Look Fat, are these Nuclear Sanctions? Because if they're not, I'm taking away your ice cream cone.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (VpIIl)

593 95 percent of schools are open! Ignore the fact that about 8 of the 10 the largest-enrollment districts are closed. So a lot less than 95 percent of kids are in school, doofus. Statistics, lies, no difference to Joe.
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (AMIL/)
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Huh?

Posted by: Glenn Kessler at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (XHhHI)

594 i'll let everyone know if "something ischemically interesting" happens
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (0G13K)

You know, I do love this place. I like that I run across words I do not know, but I also think ace has a word of the day app that he occasionally gives us the benefit of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (dNqv+)

595 505 You'd think some aide would have told him to stop with the creepy whispering.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Joe will never follow anyone else's advice. Because he's the smartest man in history!

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (AMIL/)

596 We/ve had frank discussions with Putin: I told him that ballpark franks are the best, hands down. I had Putin shaking.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (G0vdT)

597 Severe costs and significant harm on Russia and the Russian economy.

Yeah...until Russia cuts natural gas to Europe and then they will be removed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (Q9lwr)

598 I can't with this retard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (ptqGC)

599 Look, fat, i'm gonna impose sanctions like Putin has never seen. One day, maybe. I remember when Trump merely imposed tough sanctions on Putin and was called a KGB agent for doing so little. Where is the B52 bombing run on Moscow, Tough-Guy?

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (0G13K)

600 Did I hear that right? Russians will win in the end long term? Lmfao please tell me I misheard.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (NBYFn)

601 When is the one-year anniversary of when the blog broke, and we were running slow and then on standby software? That's coming up soon, isn't it? On the anniversary, we should revert to the standby code for just one day, with the picture-posting feature and funny text effects, just for laffs.

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (qpX6U)

602 559 Oh no! Extra special sanctions!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:30 PM (Q9lwr)

Is that like Double secret probation

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (TdaKq)

603 Doubled Ukraine's blankets! Those are tents in LA!

Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (8LygD)

604 Putin fears XiDen.

While XIDen reads his notes

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (hOMhY)

605 DId you all just hear that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (Irn0L)

No - had to turn it off - bile taste not agreeing with me.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (wAnMi)

606 Look fat, you can't make an ice cream sundae without breaking a few legs.

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (786Ro)

607 pootin'

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (IJES/)

608 Look fat, this is the best US economy in 200 years and I am the best president in the last 300.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (V13WU)

609 >>Can beleive he said that?

He just gave Putin "Just the tip" privilege.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (ZLI7S)

610 588 Russia can take over Ukraine whenever they want
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (2JoB

========

I have literally no problem with this, actually.

Let Eastern Europe solve its own problems. If they don't want it to happen, they can up their own defense budgets and fight their own battles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

611 Imagine a CCP EMT attack right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

612 571 Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (TdaKq)

He is reading answers to questions his press secretary's office came up with for "the objective non-partisan media" and this is his ABSOLUTE best....

our leader is dumber than Stalin post-Barbarossa catatonia.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (Lzpvj)

613 yeppers

this gonna move the needle

big time

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (us2H3)

614 Biden: Russia may control European Energy, but in reverse that means Europe controls Russia's economy. Russia won't cut off its nose to spite its face, and the Russian energy threat is less severe than most people think.

Essentially.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (DU+/6)

615 Bite your nose off to spite your face?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (F4b8f)

616 I had Putin shaking.
Posted by: WisRich

LOL! That makes more sense than what he actually said.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (L3Rsz)

617 He just gave Putin "Just the tip" privilege.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Yup. I can hear the tank motors starting right now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (Irn0L)

618 hey joe. who's on first?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (IJES/)
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Corn pop.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (XHhHI)

619 Real and perceived fumbles play into deep fears that he's not up to the job and that Democrats are incompetent."

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The Hell you say!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 04:29 PM (FVME7)
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Perceived? What failures, on the part of the Junta are, "perceived?"

Afghanistan debacle? Empty store shelves? High energy prices?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (5pTK/)

620 Look fat, Beau would've wanted it this way, salute the reporters

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (786Ro)

621 Same as they knew before 2020 election they said Trump won't leave office if he loses

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (2JoB8)

622 I taught Corn Pop's sister how to twerk. The rest is history.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (WrMOC)

623 He's a tough guy now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

624 ook fat, i have a good random nickname for Brandon:

Joey Fishsticks

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (0G13K)

625 so what was that pm's name. the one from uhmmmm finland, yeah that's right.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (IJES/)

626 Is anyone buying this load of crap?!
Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (L3Rsz)

Yep, 48 percent of commies that want us in camps.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (8k7U7)

627 Bite your nose off to spite your face?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Momma used to say that?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (OssQ4)

628 Oh, dear God. So weak.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (9Afsw)

629 If I'm a Ukrainian, I'm loading magazines like a mother f***** right now.

Even more than before.

Lots more.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (W3VUu)

630 Look Fat, right now Putin is picking his teeth, drinking vodka and laughing at the load in your pants

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (VpIIl)

631 564 He's gonna take Vlad behind the h.s. gymnasium.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:31 PM (EZebt)

Hmmm... Ex KGB Agent, Black Belt in Judo.

Your terms are acceptable, I will send my second.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (oHd/0)

632 Look fat, I'm telling you, don't invade Ukraine because it's going to be difficult.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (II3Gr)

633 Doocy when?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (OssQ4)

634 MY WIFE AND KID ARE DEAD AND BURIED IN DELAWARE!!! GIVE A GUY A BREAK!!!

Posted by: Joey The POTUS Guy at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (/4P8i)

635 Biden: Russia may control European Energy, but in reverse that means Europe controls Russia's economy. Russia won't cut off its nose to spite its face, and the Russian energy threat is less severe than most people think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (DU+/6)
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Yeah, the one thing we know about Europe is that they've never had secret commerce deals with the world's villains that they can't jeopardize!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (XHhHI)

636 Russia cuts off european energy supplies in the middle of winter.

They lose a little money

Europe freezes and their economy collapses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (F4b8f)

637 He needs to quote Hunter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (ptqGC)

638 1, 3, 5, 10.

complete the sequence

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (IJES/)

639 Geopolitics with Senator Joe. And puppet show.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (6liew)

640 Come on man... it's Crimea for Christ's sake. It's not even a place, like the pool where I beat the snot outta' Corn Pop. The Putster knows I'm a bad dude. I got this. The Republicans... they only want the country to fail. I want to nationalize y'all. (whispers) In chains....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (BFigT)

641 Yeah...until Russia cuts natural gas to Europe and then they will be removed.

Germany's already refusing to let British military supply flights cross Germany enroute to Ukraine.

Nice coalition you've got there, Sparky.

Posted by: Enjoy 2022! at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (I2/tG)

642 Biden's foreign policy team is clearly assuming that Russian energy is a non-threat because Russia would never hurt its own economy as much as an energy embargo would do, plus whatever sanctions happen.

That is a very bold assumption given Russian history.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (DU+/6)

643 Well, since Joe's gonna go on the road to slap us all into (his) reality, how many candidates running for office will beg for him to stop by their town for a political rally?

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (L3Rsz)

644 I'm for child care, prescription drugs, and education.

Unless you're willing to vote for trillions of dollars in debt and taking money from the productive to give to the unproductive, you're not for child care, prescription drugs, and education.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (x980n)

645 when you whisper, my cooze does da ooze

Posted by: Jill at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (us2H3)

646 630 Look Fat, right now Putin is picking his teeth, drinking vodka and laughing at the load in your pants
Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (VpIIl)

Putin, like Trump, does not drink.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (oHd/0)

647 President Mumbles just greenlighted Vlad, looks like. Now handle China, genius.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (6Je/Q)

648 I also don't believe the "biggest sanctions" of all gambit. Call me when Biden calls for cutting Russia off SWIFT.

But even if Russia takes some or all of Ukraine, why should we care? They're not a NATO member, nor should they be.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (Rl7KJ)

649 494 There is obviously no reason for Putin not to take the Ukraine, after watching this.

And Poland
And Germany
And France etc

Posted by: 7man at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (qwO6y)

650 Imagine a CCP EMT attack right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

Then I couldn't not watch this Presidency-defining, gamechanger of a speech.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (SH2Zi)

651 nyt! read that question motherfucker

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (IJES/)

652 We are 100% screwed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

653 Look fat, I'd like to answer more questions but my diaper is full

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (CYnTg)

654 Oh, Joey Corn Pop showed up. Does he realize how ridiculous he sounds?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (VpIIl)

655 Brezhnev, Andropov, Chenenko, and Gorbie destroyed the Soviet brand.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (6eRlp)

656 Is that gal who looks like a mime in the corner really doing legit sign language translation? I saw a gun to the head and a finger stabbing the chin and I'm thinking that can't be right.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (wyw4S)

657 But just how bad is it for Biden? His approval ratings are worse than Donald Trump's.

Joe Biden's current Real Clear Politics average approval is -12.4.

Donald Trump's current Real Clear Politics average approval is -10.6.

It's hard not to laugh.

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (RHGPo)

658 636 Russia cuts off european energy supplies in the middle of winter.

They lose a little money

Europe freezes and their economy collapses.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:34 PM (F4b8f)

==========

Maybe giving nearly total governing control to a vast bureaucratic enterprise without so much as a perfunctory feedback loop to the people was...a bad idea?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

659 Brain fart!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (EZebt)

660 How can I say this? Someone tell me what to say.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (9Afsw)

661 I don't think Putin fears Biden as much as biden thinks he does.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (F4b8f)

662 Biden: Putin is testing the West, the US and NATO. He will pay a serious and dear price for that, but he think it will be cheap.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (DU+/6)

663 Maybe Putin doesn't want a war but a cake walk will be fine.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (2JoB8)

664 Prepared questions,
Prepared answers

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (gY8Ir)

665 Then I couldn't not watch this Presidency-defining, gamechanger of a speech.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (SH2Zi)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (Ez6QX)

666 Blue screen! Reboot!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (OssQ4)

667 Look fat, you may have bad feels down the road if you invade Ukraine.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (II3Gr)

668 Here comes the word salad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

669 NOT

A

SET UP

NO WAY

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (us2H3)

670 Real and perceived fumbles play into deep fears that he's not up to the job and that Democrats are incompetent.

How do they play into observations that he's not up to the job and the Dems are incompetent?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (SchxB)

671 If Republicans are in charge of verifying elections, they're going to steal them. You have to put us in charge of elections so they're fair and correct.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (x980n)

672 And Poland
And Germany
And France etc
Posted by: 7man

Maybe he could come save us while he's at it?

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (L3Rsz)

673 "Imagine a CCP EMT attack right now."

They'd hit us with Emergency Medical Technicians? The inscrutable bastards!

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (qpX6U)

674 638 1, 3, 5, 10.

complete the sequence
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (IJES/)

1, 3, 5, 10, Fuck You.

Sorry, dumb math joke.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (Y5qcH)

675 656 Is that gal who looks like a mime in the corner really doing legit sign language translation? I saw a gun to the head and a finger stabbing the chin and I'm thinking that can't be right.

I think she's just signing Lets go Brandon over and over

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (TdaKq)

676 Rest in Peace, Oregon Muse.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (7X3UV)

677 when you whisper, my cooze does da ooze
Posted by: Jill

that's good. right up there with welease woderwick from the life of bwyan

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (IJES/)

678 Open schools do not equal in person teaching.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (ZYbHn)

679 Simple Joe's brain just went into vapor lock.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (6liew)

680 He's fading. Have a seizure Joey. We deserve to watch it live.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (ptqGC)

681 I really can't believe we are talking about Russia, it really is preposterous.

Just take a look at this and tell me that Russia isn't a The West's MacGuffin.

https://tinyurl.com/5n9xmtfu

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (V47Pl)

682 Trying to find his place in the world? Did Vlad just graduate high school?

What the hell is he babbling about? Putin knows exactly what he wants.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)

683 494 There is obviously no reason for Putin not to take the Ukraine, after watching this.

Russia has a right to security. This is way overblown. How can they be secure when territory they control is bordering on territory they do not control?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (oK3Pl)

684 What's going on with the right side of Biden's mouth? Did Full Diaper Joe lose some teeth?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (x980n)

685 353 Wow. Biden touting the benefits of the Obamacare act and how when Republicans get out of the way, good things happen. It's a loose thread, but that's the thread he's using.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:20 PM (DU+/6)

Wait, so Biden is giving Obama good advice on going out and touting the benefits of O-Care, and Obama turns that advice down? I don't believe that at all.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (2DdD8)

686 He's fucking up big time right here.

BIG TIME.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (hOMhY)

687 Is that gal who looks like a mime in the corner really doing legit sign language translation?

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (wyw4S)

I think she is as high as a kite!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (Q9lwr)

688 680 He's fading. Have a seizure Joey. We deserve to watch it live.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (ptqGC

Yes we do

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (TdaKq)

689 Scoreboard:

Joe is 0 for 7 on giving a straightforward answer to a question.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (AMIL/)

690 Biden thinks of this like its Real Housewives of the Rostov.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (EZebt)

691 648 I also don't believe the "biggest sanctions" of all gambit. Call me when Biden calls for cutting Russia off SWIFT.

But even if Russia takes some or all of Ukraine, why should we care? They're not a NATO member, nor should they be.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (Rl7KJ)

So, if they cut Russia off SWIFT, how does the EU pay for its oil and Natural Gas?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (oHd/0)

692 The Big Guy gets 10%

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (6eRlp)

693 This is really terrifying.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (0TVNF)

694 No strategic weaponry in Ukraine? Huh?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (Q9lwr)

695 Yeah, I was supposed to call on Tuca, Joe Rogan and Mollie but I have run out of time

Posted by: Brandon at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (us2H3)

696 snap! the boss put my up top! i'm made

*trades in navel lint membership card*

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (IJES/)

697 688 680 He's fading. Have a seizure Joey. We deserve to watch it live.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (ptqGC

========

It's why I pay federal taxes, when you think about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

698 Biden: Putin's job ain't so easy. He has a big country and big problems of his own and is looking for his place in the world between the US and China. I'm not so sure he's certain what he's doing. He will probably move in because he has to do something, but he really just wants Ukraine outside of NATO and the presence of no US strategic weapons in that country. We can work on this, at least the second part. NATO membership is a matter of national self-determination.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (DU+/6)

699 Look fat, it's not he that votes that counts it's he that counts the votes---I mean xe! Xe!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (XHhHI)

700 Look fat, I advised Eisenhower on D-Day so I know how handle Putin, Ok!?!?

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (88xKn)

701 Maybe she graduated from the Mandela Funeral School of Sign Language "Translation."

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (wyw4S)

702 681 Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (V47Pl)

Yeah comrade totally harmless.

Here's the deal they are a pissed off formerly ambitious empire that wants to get the band back together.

That makes them dangerous.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (Lzpvj)

703 No, I would never vote for this asshole, but honestly, am I the only one here getting rich off of this idiot?

Posted by: jwest at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (/BlEx)

704 His mind went blank, and he says, "I probably shouldn't go any further".

Go with that you idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

705 Look fat, when Putin sees what trunaliminiprazure looks like, he's gonna run from Crimea faster than Corn Pop from a swim meet. He knows Dr. Jill will gun him down right through the doorway, like one of the futurebots in those James Camera movies. Gremlins.

Posted by: Brandon at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (4odx6)

706 656 Is that gal who looks like a mime in the corner really doing legit sign language translation? I saw a gun to the head and a finger stabbing the chin and I'm thinking that can't be right.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2022 04:36 PM (wyw4S)

Looks to me like she is miming "adult acts".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (N39Ws)

707 Nytimes, asked and answered

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (gY8Ir)

708 Maybe he could come save us while he's at it?

In exchange for Ukraine, I've offered Biden a couple of planeloads of spetznaz to deal with the Republicans in Congress.

Posted by: VVP! at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (I2/tG)

709
Hey, I resent that "Look, fat" shit...

Posted by: Zombie Hermann Goering at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (n+4am)

710 USA Today. Of course.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

711 Really makes me cringe when he starts out with -how can I say this in a public forum- or similar. What follows is gibberish.

Posted by: Dogbert at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (Z9HSN)

712 The bluescreening is becoming more frequent.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (OssQ4)

713 Wait, so Biden is giving Obama good advice on going out and touting the benefits of O-Care, and Obama turns that advice down? I don't believe that at all.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:37 PM (2DdD

++++
No, it was a comparison of O-Care and BBB, to explain how this is just more of the same Republican obstructionism against great ideas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (DU+/6)

714 Jwest, how are you getting rich?

Posted by: SamIam at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (oasF3)

715 I'm feeling the big chunks.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (9Afsw)

716 Creepy whisper Joe comes out of the closet.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (x980n)

717 This is really terrifying.
Posted by: IrishEi

You're right. It is. They (biden cabal) is a cornered animal right now, not wanting to give up the bone. They are maniacally intent on preserving their perverse world-view.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (L3Rsz)

718 Big Chunks Joe!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (Y5qcH)

719 i'm just thankful that our fearless leader saved christmas.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (v3pYe)

720 Foreign. Policy. Expert.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (sVtYq)

721 694 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (Q9lwr)

Evidently in dementia ville we have short range nukes in the Ukraine or he just said "as long as Putin doesn't put nukes there we're golden!"

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (Lzpvj)

722 Look fat, you trying staying up past your bedtime to read these answers when the kids running my admin don't write the letters big enough

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (786Ro)

723 Big chunks in his Depends

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (II3Gr)

724 Has he mentioned White Supremacists' ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (TdaKq)

725 Good G-D he cannot even remember a staged question

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (Irn0L)

726 Whisky Tango Foxtrot?

Keep talkin' Joe.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (WmGrA)

727 720 Foreign. Policy. Expert.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (sVtYq)

========

Gravitas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

728 Not watching. Which news got to question?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (KiBMU)

729 Don't invest in real estate in Mariupol.

Posted by: Hot Investment Tips! at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (I2/tG)

730 I want apologies from every single idiot who voted for this demented creep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

731 Has he mentioned White Supremacists' ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:40 PM (TdaKq)

Yes he mentioned Republicans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (Irn0L)

732 Tough-Guy Biden, who's totally not kowtowing to Putin, publicly states that he will not allow Ukraine into NATO and will not put weapons into Ukraine. Which is Putin's demand.

Look, fat, Trump was a Russian Agent because he wasn't sufficiently eager to get into a war for Ukraine, but here I am telling Russia that we're agreeing, prior to actual negotiations, to exclude Ukraine from NATO and preserve it as part of the Soviet sphere of influence.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (0G13K)

733 Question.

Have you ever seen Joe Biden and the White House mop in the same room at the same time?

You know where I'm going with this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (4fSQf)

734 Ukraine getting tossed under the bus ought to come clean of Hunter and VP Sundowner blackmail

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (2JoB8)

735 "My colleagues on the hill."

Okay, Senator Biden.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (0TVNF)

736 "Jwest, how are you getting rich?"

Option calls on crude oil?

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (qpX6U)

737 I don't consider Russia an enemy. Competitor? Certainly. Rival? Yes. Adversary? Sure. But Russia doesn't have their hooks in us like China does.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (mR6Gs)

738 The Media is worse than we think if no one asks how Big Joe plans to keep another Muslim nut job from getting into the US free as a bird and taking Jewish hostages in a synagogue.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (AMIL/)

739 "A number of my colleagues on the Hill..."

Wow...he thinks he is still a senator.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (Q9lwr)

740 Q: You said you can pass "big chunks" of BBB. Does that mean you'll break up the package. Also, since SCOTUS overturned the non-medical mandate, are you walking back other mandates?
A2: SCOTUS was a poor decision because it requires more testing and adds to testing pressure, because testing is the alternative companies have put in place. (implication: to get testing under control, we need vax mandates)

A1: Yes, we may need to do that. We can break it into energy/environment and other packages, including things like early education as its own package to entice Manchin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (DU+/6)

741 My goodness this idiot reporter wants vax mandates for air travel. Yes just finish off the whole industry while your at it.

Posted by: Dogbert at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (Z9HSN)

742 The juice he got must be good... He's lasted over a half hour

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (TdaKq)

743 @702

>>That makes them dangerous.

Dangerous, really? To whom?

To you? To me?

Or are they dangerous to globalist interests.

Did Russia shut down the world and bring the West to the brink of collapse?

Uhm, no.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (V47Pl)

744 Look fat, don't make me sic Colander on you!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (XHhHI)

745 If I'm a Ukrainian, I'm loading magazines like a mother f***** right now.

I'd be heading for Moldovia.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (yQpMk)

746 Mr Gaga whoever he calls on, good safe Democrats Propaganda Ministry personnel

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (2JoB8)

747 Joe will never follow anyone else's advice. Because he's the smartest man in history!
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:32 PM (AMIL/)

___

RACIST!!

Everyone knows that title belongs to Barack.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (OalnH)

748 Call on Doocy and get angry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

749 look fat, Vlad don't have the guts to take Don's bass... I like the fish but not the bones... have you even trumpinaluzrupur????

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (786Ro)

750
703 No, I would never vote for this asshole, but honestly, am I the only one here getting rich off of this idiot?
Posted by: jwest at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (/BlEx)

---

What does that mean?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (bwgSw)

751 WSJ, prices at a seven year high?
Liar

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (gY8Ir)

752 Biden: Russia may control European Energy, but in reverse that means Europe controls Russia's economy. Russia won't cut off its nose to spite its face, and the Russian energy threat is less severe than most people think.
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Europe's economies are now so interconnected that war is impossible.
-- Military/Economic theorists in 1913

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (DnWKq)

753 Well, Fuck.

I was going to come on here and crow about some good Kidlet news but then I saw the OregonMuse link.

Damnit. That's just not fair. Someone so beloved and wonderful is taken but the world remains filled with lesser people.

Rest in Peace, OM. Your loss leaves a hole in this blog and in our hearts that will never be filled.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (fgPwP)

754 As Russia moves into Paris:

Look, we aren't going to get wrapped up in these small incursions by Russia. Putin is smart. He is not going to risk a greater conflict and the possibility of sanctions or a sternly worded letter!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (F4b8f)

755 714 Jwest, how are you getting rich?
Posted by: SamIam at January 19, 2022 04:39 PM (oasF3)

Joey's administration is so anxious to get the economy moving that they're sending out money in large sacks. He's sent me just under $1.6 million so far (another $8000 this morning) and only $900K is supposedly a low interest 30 year loan. Everyone knows this will be forgiven prior to November 2023.

Posted by: jwest at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (/BlEx)

756 The juice he got must be good... He's lasted over a half hour

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (TdaKq)
---
Now some downtime until they start bringing him up for the SoTU.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (XHhHI)

757 He is blaming this all on automobile sales?

HAs this dope seen the price of gas? Food? Appliances?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (Irn0L)

758 Not watching. I have the Australian Open on.

I'm trusting you Morons to give me the skinny on the dementia speech

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (+4oV5)

759 Q: Inflation is hurting, in energy and goods. How long is this going to go on? Is this going to continue into the fall or summer, and what is your role as opposed to the Fed?
A: Inflation has everything to do with the supply chain. We're able to make progress on speeding up access to materials, especially to help the car market.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (DU+/6)

760 Wonder if WaPo will do fact checking? Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (TdaKq)

761 When the reporters are using the regimes theme language (BBB), you know it's rigged.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (Y5qcH)

762 1/3 cost of living is the cost of automobiles?

Really?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (N39Ws)

763 "Inflation has everything to do with the supply chain..."

What? That's total nonsense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (Q9lwr)

764 Look, fat, Trump was a Russian Agent because he wasn't sufficiently eager to get into a war for Ukraine, but here I am telling Russia that we're agreeing, prior to actual negotiations, to exclude Ukraine from NATO and preserve it as part of the Soviet sphere of influence.
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:41 PM (0G13K

Not Joe's fault you don't get his 4th dimensional geopolitical strategy.

And you call this a smart military blog.

You always give up the thing your opponent wants immediately. That throws them off guard, you see. Then you can tell the NYT all about your strategy.

See? See? Smart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (4fSQf)

765 "Inflation has everything to do with the supply chain."

Yep, that's it. That's all that causes inflation. Idiot.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (2DdD8)

766 So, his handlers are letting him run his mouth? not shutting this down?

That tells you a LOT right there... he is toast.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (oHd/0)

767 Apparently Biden isn't going to fight back as long as the Russians promise that it'll just be the tip.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (wmDcS)

768 Damnit. That's just not fair. Someone so beloved and wonderful is taken but the world remains filled with lesser people.""

Well, everyone will get their turn.

You should share the news, anyway. A happy thing OM would not despise.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (L3Rsz)

769 I'd be heading for Moldovia.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (yQpMk)
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MOLODVA SUCKS!!!

Posted by: Frank Moses at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (DnWKq)

770 What are those tank engines I hear warming up in the distance?

Posted by: The Ukraine! at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (I2/tG)

771 So, however much Putin wants Ukraine in NATO, Brandon is going to deny him.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (yQpMk)

772 743 Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (V47Pl)

You are aware there can be multiple strategic rivals in play at one time no?

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (Lzpvj)

773 wait a minute? big compiter chips are responsi le for the cost of autos?

it's the economy you weetodd

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (IJES/)

774 President Biden Holds a Press Conference" (on the WH feed)
Sounds like the title to a child's book.

Posted by: m at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (Pk5po)

775 Both biden & lincoln project supportive of minor incursions - twitter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (4NvZD)

776
Look fat, my butt's been wiped. There's plenty of toilet paper, you dogfaced pony soldier..

Posted by: Brandon at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (4odx6)

777 766 So, his handlers are letting him run his mouth? not shutting this down?

----

Well, to be fair, they're all high.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

778 Quick question: in order to be demented, doesn't one have to be mented in the first place?

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (WmGrA)

779 Did preznit ruprect akshually saw EMT attack????!!!!! That's messed up.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (9dzlp)

780 Dissent will again become the highest form of patriotism in less than a year. Any takers BLM/Antifa storms the Capitol with actual weapons and not a damn complaint is voiced?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (/SdD1)

781 >>>Yep, that's it. That's all that causes inflation. Idiot.

look, fat, i don't have time to explain economominomoniconomics to you

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (0G13K)

782 Can someone please explain to Sundowner that the Federal government does not manufacture computer chips?

Draw him a picture.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (RsS0g)

783 I'd be heading for Moldovia.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (yQpMk)
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MOLODVA SUCKS!!!
Posted by: Frank Moses at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (DnWKq)
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Frank Moses > Shifty Moses

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (XHhHI)

784 Rest in Peace, OM. Your loss leaves a hole in this blog and in our hearts that will never be filled.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (fgPwP)

Sharkman -a bunch of is trying to organize a Friday evening toast to our dear friend. Come, join us. Looking to be around 10pm EST so our west coast 'rons and 'ettes can join in.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (N39Ws)

785 Energy costs are because other countries aren't tapping their strategic petroleum reserves like we did, or didn't do so enough. Oil prices may or may not continue rising. No one knows. It's going to be hard to tackle energy and gas prices. We are working to increase energy supplies.

(side note: maybe put Trump's world-beating energy policies in place)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (DU+/6)

786 I hope col bearclaw is happy. His beloved Ukraine is about to become The Ukraine again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (F4b8f)

787 How are we going to supply Europe with oil if we're cutting oil production in the US? Why doesn't anybody challenge this?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (9Afsw)

788 Terrible news re Oregon Muse, which I just learned on this thread. He will be missed.

Posted by: Theodore at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (GJnvT)

789 1 Not watching. Will follow along here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)

Yep!

Posted by: m at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (Pk5po)

790 Dean Smith would be proud.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (hOMhY)

791 I'd like to see a cut-out of that question about elections.

I believe the question was basically "If the election bill doesn't pass, will you still accept the elections as legitimate?"

And I believe his garbled answer was "It depends on how many people we can convince that it wasn't legitimate."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (0znEm)

792 Somebody call rob reiner, somebody is stealing the Meathead brand

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (gY8Ir)

793 HOLY SHIT. He is talking about energy production and Natural Gas in particular, and how this can help Europe given that Russia controls their energy supplies.

Again, un-fucking-real. He just said - literally, a few minutes ago - that Russia's control of European energy isn't too big a deal. Good grief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (DU+/6)

794 Big Meat!

This guy is stupid beyond all belief.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (RsS0g)

795 786 I hope col bearclaw is happy. His beloved Ukraine is about to become The Ukraine again.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (F4b8f)

He needs to go fight for his country on the front lines. HAHAHAHA

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

796 If I were Putin, I'd wait until this clown was half a speech into his whistlestoppin' tour, and then invade Ukraine.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (PQ4Fz)

797 If 1/3 of your cost of living is automobiles, you should Re-think life choices.

Posted by: Dogbert at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (Z9HSN)

798

Sodomize the Marines!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (7ardx)

799 786 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:45 PM (F4b8f)

What makes you think he is not thrilled, he gets to continue to destroy America with Bai-dan and may well come out ahead family wise in "the new management."

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (Lzpvj)

800 How does a small beef company enter the market? That's fucking retarded.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (ZYbHn)

801 1/3 cost of living is the cost of automobiles?

Enviros love to cite the cost of buying a new car and trading it in once every three years, and then pretend that that is the cost of "a car".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (I2/tG)

802 The juice he got must be good... He's lasted over a half hour

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (TdaKq)
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Now some downtime until they start bringing him up for the SoTU.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:43 PM (XHhHI)

They've got one cocktail that gets him 30-40 minutes. But I'd guess he's gotten it maybe 4 times since he's been preznit. Typical is 15-20 minute mix.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (wAnMi)

803 Blaming profiteers and saboteurs. Where have I heard this before?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (Y5qcH)

804 778 Quick question: in order to be demented, doesn't one have to be mented in the first place?
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (WmGrA)

One has to be a "dem"!

Posted by: m at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (Pk5po)

805 Printing money as you shut down the economy-does this make me a Nobel laureate?

Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (8LygD)

806 BBB will help reduce the burden, of course. Energy, food, education, healthcare, whatever - BBB is *the* answer to all of our problems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (DU+/6)

807 There he is with the 17 Nobel Laureate Economists again. Will someone demand the WH provide the names, please?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (N39Ws)

808 Can someone please explain to Sundowner that the Federal government does not manufacture computer chips?

Yet. It is time to nationalize the computer chip industry!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (F4b8f)

809 Ralph Sampson is pissed off again.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (hOMhY)

810 I haven't heard this much coherence about foreign policy since Sheila Jackson Lee explained AR-15s to everyone.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (W3VUu)

811 According to Faux News the reporters are tearing into poor ol Joe. It must be nasty!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (axyOa)

812 Lordy, he doesn't know what causes inflation?

Posted by: little boomer at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (LG1tQ)

813 Anyone remember "The Sifl and Olly Show" from MTV? Not saying I recognize the socks but that video looks a whole lot like that show. It cracked me up. stoner socks -> funny

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (lth0+)

814 780 Dissent will again become the highest form of patriotism in less than a year. Any takers BLM/Antifa storms the Capitol with actual weapons and not a damn complaint is voiced?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

You give me mixed feelings, on one hand GOPe would be the most affected by that, on the other hand, it would be bad m'kay.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (dCGWj)

815 The big four control the price of hamburger! They're wreckers! Spending money on refurbishing airports is going to fix that.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (x980n)

816 Simple Joe is hankering for hamburger meat.

And gas. Look Fat, try to relate to the folks.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (6liew)

817 Q: Has the time come to start undoing some of Trump's tariffs on Chinese imports, and should China be held to their Phase I commitments prior to lifting tariffs?
A: We need to life some of those requirements.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (DU+/6)

818 769 I'd be heading for Moldovia.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 04:42 PM (yQpMk)
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MOLODVA SUCKS!!!
Posted by: Frank Moses at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (DnWKq)

/Golf Clap

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (oHd/0)

819 797 If 1/3 of your cost of living is automobiles, you should Re-think life choices.

Posted by: Dogbert at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (Z9HSN)

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"The average American spends 1/3 of their cost of living on exercise bikes!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (UhpBx)

820 Apparently Biden isn't going to fight back as long as the Russians promise that it'll just be the tip.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 04:44 PM (wmDcS)

I mentioned that to a girl in high school. Man did she kick me hard in the balls? Go figure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (Irn0L)

821 813 Anyone remember "The Sifl and Olly Show" from MTV? Not saying I recognize the socks but that video looks a whole lot like that show. It cracked me up. stoner socks -> funny
Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (lth0+)

Biden kinda reminds me of Precious Roy.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (PQ4Fz)

822 In a just society, Big Meat would be the nickname of Joe and Hunter's cellmate.

Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (FJYfm)

823 Dean Smith would be proud.
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (hOMhY)

Is that a "four corner stall" reference??

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (mZUr4)

824
Look fat, there's plenty of chips. My mint ice cream is full of 'em.

Posted by: Brandon at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (4odx6)

825 BBB. Big Boy Biden.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (9Afsw)

826 @772

>>You are aware there can be multiple strategic rivals in play at one time no?

Russia hasn't been a strategic rival in 40 years, they were on their death bed in the 80's, Reagan put the nail in the coffin, now they serve as a globalist, MIC Maltese Falcon.

If they are anything, it's because the West wants them to appear to be something.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (V47Pl)

827 Look, fat, you're going to have to pay more for gas and, uh, hamburgers now so that in the future you can pay less for, uh, child care and health care.

He's actually claiming this, that somehow his massive inflation will... cause lower prices in non-related sectors of the economy in the future.

Pivot to reassuring Karen.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (0G13K)

828

Putin on the Ritz!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (7ardx)

829 Nationalize the computer chimp production!!!!!! Every gets a monkey for freeeeeeee........

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (9dzlp)

830 Stammering and lip smacking.

I wonder what he's on?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (ptqGC)

831 sundown is happy to let his economy dictate the midterms?

Hey something we agree on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (Irn0L)

832 Q: Republicans are saying the midterms are going to be report card on you. Do you agree, and how do you think that report card looks?
A: I think it looks pretty good. I like Mitch McConnell, but his goal is to stymie me. That's okay. I can take it. But I welcome a referendum on how I've handled the economy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)

833 Big Meat and Mitch McConnell.

Those are America's problems.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (RsS0g)

834 Big Meat cases inflation!

So are other food prices higher because of Big Egg, Big Milk, Big Flour, and Big Bacon?

The best description I can think of for Joe is a simple one: Loser.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (AMIL/)

835 Look, fat, you're going to have to pay more for gas and, uh, hamburgers now so that in the future you can pay less for, uh, child care and health care.

He's actually claiming this, that somehow his massive inflation will... cause lower prices in non-related sectors of the economy in the future.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (0G13K)

What the f*ck?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (Ez6QX)

836 How does a small beef company enter the market? That's fucking retarded.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2022 04:46 PM (ZYbHn)

Ahhh. Cattle rustling makes a comeback!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (axyOa)

837 WTH is he yammering about??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

838 Last time I bought a car was in 2006. It wasn't new then.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (MzKgG)

839 This is surreal. "What's he for?"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (OssQ4)

840 There he is with the 17 Nobel Laureate Economists again. Will someone demand the WH provide the names, please?

The names are public. The discipline of economics used to have some professional standards, but most economists these days are Leftist bootlickers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (I2/tG)

841 What's the "big four"? Macdonald's,Burger King,Wendy's and Five Guys?

Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (8LygD)

842 Scarecrow.

He's the living embodiment of a scarecrow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (BFigT)

843 "...Mitch wants to make sure that there's nothing I do that makes me look good with the American public."

McConnell has given you just about every personnel pick that you've put forth. Any problems you have with your legislative agenda are with your party.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (2DdD8)

844 We are back to whispering.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (RsS0g)

845 We need to increase competition, except in the case of government takeovers, big tech, or union dominated industries.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (x980n)

846 The real question is "What's Mitch for? What's he for on Russia? What's he for on immigration? What's he for on the economy?" The real question is what he's *for.* Everything is a choice.

^^ This is the stupidest opening to an opposition party in an election year that I have ever seen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (DU+/6)

847 He can't finish a thought. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (9Afsw)

848 democrat in the WH
Dems control the House
Dems control the Senate because of the VP

And it is all the republicans fault

And his heroes are mccain and sinunu

Oh and not he is blaming trump

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (Irn0L)

849 How does a small beef company enter the market?

How about the small insect market ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (TdaKq)

850 "My buddy John McCain's gone."

Yet his funeral continues.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

851 C'mon Joey, throw a rod. BOING!!~1

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (3byMq)

852 Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (AMIL/)

853 812 Lordy, he doesn't know what causes inflation?

Posted by: little boomer at January 19, 2022 04:47 PM (LG1tQ)

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"Too little feral government printing of money and spending, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (UhpBx)

854 I really, really, REALLY miss Rush!

Posted by: Chillin the most at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (ZpuGY)

855 5 repuplican senators agree with him

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (Irn0L)

856 My guess is that Blinkin has told the Russians that the US will not oppose Russian seizure of eastern Ukraine, but only to certain points.

We'll see if the Russians live up to that deal, or just continue to advance and take it all.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (wmDcS)

857 I still can't believe this jack off is President

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (2JoB8)

858 832 Q: Republicans are saying the midterms are going to be report card on you. Do you agree, and how do you think that report card looks?
A: I think it looks pretty good. I like Mitch McConnell, but his goal is to stymie me. That's okay. I can take it. But I welcome a referendum on how I've handled the economy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)

Bold strategy Cotton.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (z5Vrg)

859 Name these five Republican Senators, Joe.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (2DdD8)

860 Considering who and how he is, this press conference wasn't as bad as the next one will be.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (dYe5S)

861 Did I miss his proposal on the border, beside just open the mfer

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (gY8Ir)

862 843 "...Mitch wants to make sure that there's nothing I do that makes me look good with the American public."

I don't think Mitch has to do anything in that regard

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (TdaKq)

863 Trump is why we can't pass BBB?

I guess Trump just won even more votes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (RsS0g)

864 826

If they are anything, it's because the West wants them to appear to be something.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (V47Pl)

They're definitely # 3, which doubtless pisses Putin off.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (6Je/Q)

865 These are hard questions?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (Irn0L)

866 sundown is happy to let his economy dictate the midterms?

Hey something we agree on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:48 PM (Irn0L)

Play to your strengths.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (SH2Zi)

867 Europe's economies are now so interconnected that war is impossible.
-- Military/Economic theorists in 1913

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird

I remember the story about German tank crews and soldiers marching East on June 22, 1941 seeing trains full of grain and other goods heading West, to Germany.

Nazi Germany and the USSR were each other's biggest trading partner. Amd of course, ideologically they were two sides of the same coin.

So naturally they needed to fight to the death.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (fgPwP)

868 Why couldn't delaware have retired this fuck 20 years ago and named a bridge after him?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (F4b8f)

869 >>I still can't believe this jack off is President

Several times a day, neither can he.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (iKRmB)

870
Throw a top hat on this guy, and he's Jack Skellington.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (4odx6)

871 Where is the yelling and screaming

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (Irn0L)

872 Heh heh heh.

My friend John McCain is gone...

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (0TVNF)

873 A: I think it looks pretty good. I like Mitch McConnell, but his goal is to stymie me. That's okay. I can take it. But I welcome a referendum on how I've handled the economy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)

He actually said that? WTF?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (oHd/0)

874 But I welcome a referendum on how I've handled the economy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)

FUUUUUUUUCK!

Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (wmDcS)

875 Biden is blaming Trump. "One man out of office is controlling the entire party because people are afraid of primaries. I have people tell me they agree with me, but are worried about being primaried. This has to change. How did we get to the point where not a single Republican will agree on a major issue?"

Uh oh. He said the quiet part out loud. The Republicans are assholes, but they're afraid. Good. I hope they're fucking *terrified.*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (DU+/6)

876 Lordy, he doesn't know what causes inflation?

Milton Friedman is dead, and monetarism died along with him!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (I2/tG)

877 5 rinos, huh? who were the traitorous rat bastards?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (IJES/)

878 Coheren't.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (W3VUu)

879 So now that you can't achieve your policy goals by legislating, how will you force them through anyway administratively?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (EZebt)

880 Look, fat, Joey Fishsticks is claiming, in a Jedi Mind Trick Whisper, that "Five Republican Senators" keep telling him that they want to vote with him but they're afraid, due to the Trumpenfuhrer, that they'd be primaried out of office.

Alas, on this point, I can pretty much believe him!

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (0G13K)

881
We'll see if the Russians live up to that deal, or just continue to advance and take it all.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (wmDcS)
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Eh, Putin will just say, "oopsie" after taking all of Ukraine and resident Biden will just say, "well, only a little mistake, don't let it happen again."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (5pTK/)

882 Joe really just made the argument that Build Back Broker will "pay for" some things like education, childcare, and prescription drugs, so that'll give middle class families more money to pay for expensive gas and hamburgers.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (x980n)

883 Does this press conference turn things around for old Joe?

Cause that's the prepared spin for tomorrow.

So alert. So on point. Laser focused.

Joe's steady hands on the tiller.

Thank God Trump isn't President any more. Can we pass a law?

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (4fSQf)

884 Yeah, they're supposed to be afraid of primaries.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (Y5qcH)

885 He actually said that? WTF?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (oHd/0)
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That was a summary, but yes. He said he would do fine in a referendum on his performance and mentioned the economy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (DU+/6)

886 Can you believe a Republican politician would pay attention to his constituents instead of me? We've got to stop this!

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (AMIL/)

887 "He's actually claiming this, that somehow his massive inflation will... cause lower prices in non-related sectors of the economy in the future."
***

In other words, he's invested in our stupidity, and in his and his cohort's ability to make us stupider.

Maybe not a bad investment.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (H8QX8)

888 868 Why couldn't delaware have retired this fuck 20 years ago and named a bridge after him?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (F4b8f)

Why couldn't the GOP expose this guy's long-time corruption, and put a credible candidate before the Delaware electorate?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (2DdD8)

889 Biden claiming he taught constitutional law. Did he really?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (DU+/6)

890 Subversion of the elections, sounds like projection to me

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (gY8Ir)

891 Darrell,
Start with the ones that voted to convict Trump in the second illegitimate impeachment post Presidency.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (dCGWj)

892 Is he still talking? I can't watch.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (nxdel)

893 We do want terrified Republicans running the government. We do want a government that fears the people.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (XHhHI)

894 We'll see if the Russians live up to that deal, or just continue to advance and take it all.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (wmDcS)

The key is Odessa.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (axyOa)

895 What? Now Joe taught Constitutional Law too?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (Y5qcH)

896 @bluebell, one of my pet peeves. Is there any human being watching this who can't hear, reads sign language, and doesn't have closed captioning? What purpose does this person serve?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (6/vjq)

897 The key is Odessa.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (axyOa)
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Texas?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (DU+/6)

898 Why not ten shots?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (9Afsw)

899 Boost your boostah!

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (3byMq)

900
Biden claiming he taught constitutional law. Did he really?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (DU+/6)

Oh shit, really, lol? So he's just pretending to *be* Obama, now??

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (4odx6)

901 The toll booth on I-95 in Delaware should be named after him

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (2JoB8)

902 Biden claiming he taught constitutional law. Did he really?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (DU+/6)
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He's probably confusing himself with Obama.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (XHhHI)

903 WTH is he yammering about??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

This is obama's third term, and it is glorious.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (SH2Zi)

904 888 868 Why couldn't delaware have retired this fuck 20 years ago and named a bridge after him?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (F4b8f)

Why couldn't the GOP expose this guy's long-time corruption, and put a credible candidate before the Delaware electorate?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (2DdD

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Look fat, that's just not who we are.

Posted by: The GOP at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (CAJOC)

905 894 We'll see if the Russians live up to that deal, or just continue to advance and take it all.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (wmDcS)

The key is Odessa.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (axyOa)

What " deal"?

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (6Je/Q)

906 I've been waiting for a sign that the crash is imminent and it's time to liquidate the last couple assets in my portfolio. When the President can go on TV and claim the economy is strong, it's time.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (cRbt7)

907 This guys is full of shit like a Christmas goose. He doesn't know what to think, except he knows what to say because other people tell him what to say. He's fucking dangerous. This guy just admitted the Russia has an overwhelming military superiority in the region and all we're gonna do is attempt to bleed them out by shipping hardware and technology to Ukraine and NATO? I think things are fixin to get sporty.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (O8FsO)

908 "Five Republican Senators" keep telling him that they want to vote with him

I can name four of them without even trying.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

909 Look, fat, Joey Fishsticks is claiming that the majority of his problems are caused by "Republican candidate" (unnamed) who won't say that Brandon won the election and so is undermining all the good things he's doing. He's really claiming this

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:55 PM (0G13K)

910 Like I said earlier, he's lost the support of his team. His handlers are letting this shit storm continue.

This is the beginning of his resignation for health reasons.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:55 PM (oHd/0)

911 Q: Why does "fully vaccinated" not include a booster? Are you fudging your numbers?
A: No, not at all. It's why I flog the boosters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:55 PM (DU+/6)

912 899 Boost your boostah!
Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (3byMq)

He should have played the dancing syringes from Colbert's show when he said that

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 04:55 PM (TdaKq)

913 858 832 Q: Republicans are saying the midterms are going to be report card on you. Do you agree, and how do you think that report card looks?
A: I think it looks pretty good. I like Mitch McConnell, but his goal is to stymie me. That's okay. I can take it. But I welcome a referendum on how I've handled the economy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)

Bold strategy Cotton.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (z5Vrg)

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"In January, you said the midterms would be a referendum on your stewardship of the economy. In the light of the historic shellacking your party just received, would you say it's fair that America thinks that you suck?"
-Mid November follow up

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

914 Why not ten shots?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (9Afsw)

That'd be silly.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 04:55 PM (SH2Zi)

915 Why couldn't delaware have retired this fuck 20 years ago and named a bridge after him?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:51 PM (F4b8f)
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The pork barrel was just too full.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:55 PM (XHhHI)

916 Reporterette is concerned about Ukraine.

Joey chuckles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

917
He's probably confusing himself with Obama.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (XHhHI)

Definitely. He just remembers hearing that line a *lot* in the White House, and forgot whose White House it was in. F'n hilarious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 04:55 PM (4odx6)

918 Word salad is against the wall.

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 04:55 PM (3byMq)

919 As my troops take Kiev, let me assure President Biden that this is just a "minor incursion".

Posted by: VVP! at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (I2/tG)

920 Look fat, what's Mitch for on immigration?

I really have no idea.

I've been in the Senate for 40 years and every time someone talks for more than a minute, all I hear is the Steamboat Willie soundtrack.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (x980n)

921 Just take out another $20 trillion in loans and give everyone free food, healthcare, electricity... shit free everything for a year. Then they can save their paychecks to help pay for stuff in subsequent years! It can't lose!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (F4b8f)

922 McConnell has those Republicans cowed. They won't vote for anything. I notice he didn't mention how Nanzi P has the Democrats afraid to vote against the left's agenda

Posted by: Bill R. at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (wzzJf)

923 908 "Five Republican Senators" keep telling him that they want to vote with him

I can name four of them without even trying.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

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But they don't because they fear their voters. Stupid voters. Why won't they let democracy play out and let their betters make decisions for their lives that they don't agree with?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

924 875 Biden is blaming Trump. "One man out of office is controlling the entire party because people are afraid of primaries. I have people tell me they agree with me, but are worried about being primaried. This has to change. How did we get to the point where not a single Republican will agree on a major issue?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (DU+/6)

Does he even realize that bring primaried is accomplished by a decision of the voters? The voters smell what you are cooking, and don't want even a taste.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (PQ4Fz)

925 alex! read that question followup that was handed to you

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (IJES/)

926 Biden is blaming Trump. "One man out of office is controlling the entire party because people are afraid of primaries. I have people tell me they agree with me, but are worried about being primaried. This has to change. How did we get to the point where not a single Republican will agree on a major issue?"

Uh oh. He said the quiet part out loud. The Republicans are assholes, but they're afraid. Good. I hope they're fucking *terrified.*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (DU+/6)

But he said it in a unifying way

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (Irn0L)

927 He's laughing about a Russian invasion of Ukraine.

What a mean cocksucker.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (Q9lwr)

928 906 I've been waiting for a sign that the crash is imminent and it's time to liquidate the last couple assets in my portfolio. When the President can go on TV and claim the economy is strong, it's time.

Posted by: Stellastwocents

Take a look at what Goldman Sachs has been doing with their equity porfolio during the past several years.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (dCGWj)

929 The key is Odessa.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 04:53 PM (axyOa)
++++
Texas?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM

Permian Basin, baby.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (MzKgG)

930 reads *chuckle*

wow.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (IJES/)

931 The toll booth on I-95 in Delaware should be named after him
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (2JoB

I've paid enough tolls there over the years -- I want partial naming rights!

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (mZUr4)

932 Q: Are you giving Russia permission to do a small incursion into Ukraine based on your statements earlier?
A: No. Big nations can't bluff. This is about splitting or weakening NATO, and that would be a big mistake. If this is something small and not a major military invasion - like continued cyber-attacks - we can respond in kind.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:56 PM (DU+/6)

933 What if he just keels over?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (9Afsw)

934 ABC, nbc, cbs, Bloomberg, did I miss any American network?

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (gY8Ir)

935 Moldova has some appeal. Wine country. Trans-Dnistrian thing is ugly, but quiet.

America, meanwhile. Pretty much gone. That this idiot can be in office, thanks to both popular and institutional degradation that are beyond description, still is beyond comprehension.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (OTzUX)

936 926 Biden is blaming Trump. "One man out of office is controlling the entire party because people are afraid of primaries. I have people tell me they agree with me, but are worried about being primaried. This has to change. How did we get to the point where not a single Republican will agree on a major issue?"

Uh oh. He said the quiet part out loud. The Republicans are assholes, but they're afraid. Good. I hope they're fucking *terrified.*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:52 PM (DU+/6)

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I think they've been afraid of the base since February of last year. Fundraising must have nosedived after January.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

937 He said he taught Con Law for 20 years on Saturday.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (Y5qcH)

938 Now can I get some more questions on ice cream flavors?!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (XHhHI)

939 Looking to be around 10pm EST so our west coast 'rons and 'ettes can join in.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

I'll be in Florida at that time. Thank you for letting me know. I will certainly try to attend, virtually, of course.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (fgPwP)

940 I notice flounder is on the thread. Anyone ask if flounder knows anything about a naked guy running around Spokane and if flounder can account for his whereabouts?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (5pTK/)

941 Jill is hiding WH silver in her underwear drawer as he speaks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

942 Biden is blaming Trump. "One man out of office is controlling the entire party because people are afraid of primaries. I have people tell me they agree with me, but are worried about being primaried. This has to change. How did we get to the point where not a single Republican will agree on a major issue?"

No one in Biden's party has any clue how representative government is supposed to work

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (kOpft)

943 No one understands him but his woman, John Shaft.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (vuisn)

944 While on staff at University of Pennsylvania hope he taught something other than getting a tax funded salary

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (2JoB8)

945 OMG. He spoke so casually about Russians killing Ukrainians.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

946 "Big nations can't bluff."

--Joe Biden

"Don't call my bluff."

--Sparky Obama

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (x980n)

947 856 My guess is that Blinkin has told the Russians that the US will not oppose Russian seizure of eastern Ukraine, but only to certain points.

We'll see if the Russians live up to that deal, or just continue to advance and take it all.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 04:50 PM (wmDcS)

Yeah, him saying he wouldn't necessarily respond to "minor Russian incursions" into Ukraine is sweet music to Vlad's ears.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:58 PM (AMIL/)

948 2024 is going to be lit, with both parties' candidates campaigning against Mitch McConnell

lol

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 04:58 PM (786Ro)

949 "One man out of office is controlling the entire party..."

Yes, that would be the guy who got more GOP votes than any GOP candidate before. Sorry if that confuses you, cretin.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 04:58 PM (W3VUu)

950 Seriously. If someone steals Just The Tip Diplomacy from here, Ace should get a royalty.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 04:58 PM (4fSQf)

951 I think they've been afraid of the base since February of last year. Fundraising must have nosedived after January.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)
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They'd better be. Like I said, I hope they're terrified. Like "wake up at night covered in cold sweat" terrified.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:58 PM (DU+/6)

952 who counts the vote, counts the vote, (sidles into mic whispering) counts the vote...

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 04:58 PM (3byMq)

953 Mr. President, why haven't we pulled out of Vietnam yet?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (6liew)

954 If I were putin I'd start the invasion tonight.

Posted by: MJ at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (zwDuR)

955 So, no Doocy? Has he recovered from COVID?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (2DdD8)

956 see updates in post -- baseball cvck has Voters Remorse!

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (0G13K)

957 946 "Big nations can't bluff."

--Joe Biden

"Don't call my bluff."

--Sparky Obama
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (x980n)

(facepalms)

-- Zombie Sun Tzu

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (PQ4Fz)

958 OMG. He spoke so casually about Russians killing Ukrainians.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (ptqGC)
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"People do what they do" -- Nazi Pelosi

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (XHhHI)

959 that bitch isn't reading from the script!

get her!

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (IJES/)

960 He's still talking? That's some primo Pervitin.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

961 I hope someone asks him to tell the story of Mario the Amtrak conductor. And also about one of his many arrests.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (RsS0g)

962
The key is Odessa.

There's a file on that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (63Dwl)

963 They always make the guy that was 93 out of 97 law students the Constitutional professor. It is a tradition.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (iDcra)

964 Q: Has your administration determined that Putin plans to invade Ukraine?
A: That decision is up to him. I suspect it matters which side of the bed he gets up on, as to what he's going to do. It isn't rational to talk about strategic doctrine and European force structures.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)

965 So Anthony Blinken is playing the role of Neville Chamberlain? Got it.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (6Je/Q)

966 He's actually claiming that the next election will be illegitimate if the voter reform doesn't pass.

Which means they know they're boned, and are prepping for the fact. You can't say they don't go all-in on their corruption. Obama should have called his book "The Hope of Audacity."

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (H8QX8)

967 951 I think they've been afraid of the base since February of last year. Fundraising must have nosedived after January.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)
++++
They'd better be. Like I said, I hope they're terrified. Like "wake up at night covered in cold sweat" terrified.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:58 PM (DU+/6)

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I think it would go far to explain Youngkin's flurry of activity once he got into office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

968 what? Ukraine has flux capacities?

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 05:00 PM (3byMq)

969 Can you imagine this oatmeal brain going up against Putin?

We're all gonna die.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)

970 I'll bet the first Russian tanks are rolling into Ukraine as soon as this presser is over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

971 Where's Doocy?

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:00 PM (+ya+t)

972 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:55 PM

A: One thing the vaccinated and unvaccinated have in common is that they will never be fully vaccinated.

(stolen)

Posted by: KT at January 19, 2022 05:00 PM (0ghg2)

973 941 Jill is hiding WH silver in her underwear drawer as he speaks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

LOL!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:00 PM (2DdD8)

974 Baseball Cuck should marinate himself in Worcestershire sauce and climb into the fucking cauldron.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:00 PM (DU+/6)

975 I notice flounder is on the thread. Anyone ask if flounder knows anything about a naked guy running around Spokane and if flounder can account for his whereabouts?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 04:57 PM (5pTK/)

True story. At an ungrad grad party, we had a pictorial review, and a tribute to me was one of a streaker. Reasons.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 05:00 PM (SH2Zi)

976 901 The toll booth on I-95 in Delaware should be named after him
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 04:54 PM (2JoB

Actually, the rest stop just up the road is.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 19, 2022 05:00 PM (dfRN6)

977 964 Q: Has your administration determined that Putin plans to invade Ukraine?

A: That decision is up to him. I suspect it matters which side of the bed he gets up on, as to what he's going to do. It isn't rational to talk about strategic doctrine and European force structures.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)

If he'd have just shouted Rutabaga, it would have made more sense.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 05:00 PM (4fSQf)

978 I find the news conference is less aggravating if you turn the sound off

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (RsS0g)

979 Biden graduated 76th out of 85 in his class at Syracuse Law School. We know this, because someone did the digging after Biden lied about his standing in 1987 when he was running for president (And you thought he just started stretching the truth after senility set in!)
If he taught Con Law, the students got ripped off.

Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (FJYfm)

980 His ability to continue a single thought is limited to approximately 2 seconds.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (EZebt)

981 I see baseball cuck got taken to the woodshed immediately. Which is the least he deserves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (5pTK/)

982 956 see updates in post -- baseball cvck has Voters Remorse!

****

That's funny, I want Dan to eat a wheelbarrow full of unwashed assholes.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (W3VUu)

983 966 He's actually claiming that the next election will be illegitimate if the voter reform doesn't pass.

Which means they know they're boned, and are prepping for the fact. You can't say they don't go all-in on their corruption. Obama should have called his book "The Hope of Audacity."
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (H8QX

=========

10 months before the election.

10 months.

And 14 months after they "won" their last election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

984 Uh oh. "Look fat, they ain't black"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

985 He still droning ? Over an hour ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (TdaKq)

986 Here's a hot little investment tip, when Russia invades Ukraine the Euro will shit the bed and the Swiss Franc will climb significantly against basically every other world currency due to people moving money there as a Safe Haven. The exact same thing happened back when Russia took over Crimea.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (hBIFh)

987 He gonna say he got arrested again for the blacks?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (Irn0L)

988 So the plan is not to stop Russia from reclaiming the Ukraine but to try and get as many Russians and Ukrainians as possible killed. Am I understanding this right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (yQpMk)

989 954 If I were putin I'd start the invasion tonight.

Posted by: MJ at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (zwDuR)

Dear Ukraine, remember a few years ago when you threw out the Legally elected Pro Russia Government, and used riots to put in a Pro EU Government? At the behest of Western Intelligence Services?

How's that working for you now that both the EU and US are abandoning you? Perhaps you might rethink your alliances?

Sincerely, Vlad the Rad Dude Putin

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (oHd/0)

990 Biden may be dumb, but he's not "It is time to do exactly what we are doing, and that time is every day" dumb.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (PQ4Fz)

991 con -stitch-uencies

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (IJES/)

992 Mitt Romney
45s

I just want to comment my good friend, President Joe Biden, on his informative press conference and once again pledge my commitment to seek common ground with the Democrats on the issues that will benefit all Americans.
We need to reach across the aisle and stop the partisan bickering that has bedeviled us since the last administration
To do otherwise would send a message to our adversaries and enemies.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (mR6Gs)

993 Look, fat, Joey Fishsticks is claiming that the majority of his problems are caused by "Republican candidate" (unnamed) who won't say that Brandon won the election and so is undermining all the good things he's doing. He's really claiming this

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:55 PM (0G13K)

Brandon's support is down to brain-dead Dems. Joe's people are trying to staunch the bleeding, but every time he's on the boob-tube, his support continues to melt away.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (6eRlp)

994 iugh ugh ugh ugh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (Irn0L)

995 The Meat Puppets handlers must inject heroin straight into their eyeballs over having to decide whether to concentrate on the disaster they've uncorked on the domestic front or whether to Wag The Dog on the international front.

F**k these people, I curse them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (V47Pl)

996 992 Mitt Romney
45s

I just want to comment my good friend, President Joe Biden, on his informative press conference and once again pledge my commitment to seek common ground with the Democrats on the issues that will benefit all Americans.
We need to reach across the aisle and stop the partisan bickering that has bedeviled us since the last administration
To do otherwise would send a message to our adversaries and enemies.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (mR6Gs)

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I've missed these...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

997 >>>see updates in post -- baseball cvck has Voters Remorse!

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (0G13K)

Too bad for us they were driving and now we're stuck in the back seat of a 2-door coupe.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (QYPq3)

998 Once the primaries are over, the republicans will be afforded more... flexibility.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (F4b8f)

999 Baseball crack is a piece of shit, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (dNqv+)

1000 Charlie Spiering
@charliespiering
"I didn't overpromise" says Joe Biden, says he "outperformed" in his first year in office

-
He thought it was going to be worse than this?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (FVME7)

1001 I wish I had time to read every one of these nearly 1000 posts. Any chance someone can summarize the performance of
a) Resident Joe, and
b) Corporate media
?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (fs1hN)

1002 someone ask which constitution he taught

Posted by: nckate at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (z5Nun)

1003 ugh hum
not my fault
timing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (Irn0L)

1004 LOOK FAT

Posted by: wth - looking at Tater at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

1005 If he taught Con Law, the students got ripped off.

Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (FJYfm)

Sotomayor was top of his class.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (SH2Zi)

1006 I think he's starting to go on the fritz.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

1007 Here? You've been in frigging Delaware.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (ZLI7S)

1008 Comedic timing Sundowner doesn't have

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (2JoB8)

1009 997 >>>see updates in post -- baseball cvck has Voters Remorse!

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (0G13K)

=========

I can't wait for him to endorse Biden over the bully and unpredictable Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (LvTSG)

1010 Q: Is your voter rights bill just a PR move rather than a serious move? What do you say to black folk who think you don't have their backs?
A: I have their backs. I have had their backs my entire career. There is a disagreement around timing and timeliness in many communities and people may ask why I didn't push this six months ago, but the fact is that there is a timing that is not my own choice. It's dictated by events in this country and around the world. I haven't been out with America enough because I'm here too much working.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (DU+/6)

1011 985 He still droning ? Over an hour ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (TdaKq)

Like I said, his handlers have washed their hands of his antics.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (oHd/0)

1012 1006 I think he's starting to go on the fritz.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

Get the hook

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (TdaKq)

1013 WTF is he rambling on about?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (Irn0L)

1014 Mitt is definitely a piece of shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (dNqv+)

1015 Holy crap. He's going to go out and "look people in the eye".

Hide your young daughters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

1016 So if we don't pass a bill to change the laws from the election with the "most turnout" despite "voter suppression" and was 100% "legitimate" under penalty of incitement to riot and totally unquestionable--the next election not changed from 2020 will be illegitimate?

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (XHhHI)

1017 So, no Doocy? Has he recovered from COVID?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 04:59 PM (2DdD

********
Yes. So far Joe hasn't called on him.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (NpAcC)

1018 well the coloreds on their own

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (Irn0L)

1019 Mitt Romney
45s
...
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (mR6Gs)
++++
Ah, it's been a while. Nice. Nice indeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (DU+/6)

1020 FINISH A THOUGHT!!!!!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (9Afsw)

1021 Joe is sincere as a $3 bill

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (pVC/9)

1022 1016 So if we don't pass a bill to change the laws from the election with the "most turnout" despite "voter suppression" and was 100% "legitimate" under penalty of incitement to riot and totally unquestionable--the next election not changed from 2020 will be illegitimate?

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (XHhHI)

=========

Yes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

1023 I just started listening.

He sounds like he is underwater, slow motion...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (ufFY8)

1024 You can't be an effective President unless the former President says you're now President?

Is that what he's saying?

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (4fSQf)

1025 Did the reporter just ask that supporters are asking why he didn't try hard enough for the voting rights?

Could those people not vote?

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (hOMhY)

1026 I founded the Black Civil Rights Movement! Old Abe told me he loved my idea!

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (AMIL/)

1027 Elections are too important to be entrusted to voters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (F4b8f)

1028 The primary naval facilities are in Odessa. That region is run by Ukrainians who are ethnic Russians but the real power is in the mobs/cartels that run the place. They do not necessarily answer to Kiev. Taking some of the Ukraine is dumb without the facilities there. Then you control half the Black Sea. And with Turkey as you buddy, the Med becomes the new playground.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (axyOa)

1029 I haven't been out with America enough because I'm here too much working.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (DU+/6)

HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (Ez6QX)

1030 He thinks he's on a roll now and won't shut up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

1031 "I can't help black people because the timing's not right."

--Full Diaper Joe

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (x980n)

1032 "I've been here!"

Bullshit, you've been home in Delaware.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (OssQ4)

1033 Joe M, are those made up, or actual vomit from the cretin?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (OTzUX)

1034 iugh ugh ugh ugh
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Is that a new song ?

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (arJlL)

1035 Has he ever done a full hour before?

His batteries have to be running out

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (2JoB8)

1036 wow, two blue screen of death dead air events in one minute

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (IJES/)

1037 I'll say it again.

Every time Biden enters a room the "Lime in the Coconut" song should start playing as his theme song.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (/6kZi)

1038 Biden periodically talking about "problems of my own making" because he hasn't been "communicating enough."

There's the WH "messaging" pivot they telegraphed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (DU+/6)

1039 Begging for higher polling.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (+ya+t)

1040 Notice how he's pushing hard that the next election (which the R's should crush) is illegitimate when the dems are not counting the votes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (bwgSw)

1041 1020 FINISH A THOUGHT!!!!!
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (9Afsw)
----

Somebody's flashing a laser on the carpet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

1042 Big Labor Guy!

Give him his 10%

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (ufFY8)

1043 Look, fat, Joey Fishsticks is claiming, in a Jedi Mind Trick Whisper, that "Five Republican Senators" keep telling him that they want to vote with him

So...Romney, Coke Bear, Collins...and who else?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (ESjRY)

1044 Look fat, those black people don't know what they're talking about! Results don't matter, only what I communicate matters!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (II3Gr)

1045 He reminds me of the old drunk cowboy that day drinks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (AsEYt)

1046 Joe M, are those made up, or actual vomit from the cretin?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (OTzUX)
++++
I'm doing my best to summarize in real time. I might get some parts wrong by accident, but I am not making anything up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (DU+/6)

1047 I can't help black people because I can't find my timing light!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (/6kZi)

1048 If you run again....

LOLOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (ufFY8)

1049 iugh ugh ugh ugh
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Is that a new song ?
Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (arJlL)

Yes it is called the "Democratic 2 step along the Potomic"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (Irn0L)

1050 Why does this reporter get to ask question after question?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

1051 He thought it was going to be worse than this?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (FVME7)
---
This is why we were so happy that the adults were in charge again and that we would unify and be happy, and everything would work out again...just not that good.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (XHhHI)

1052 I think we need big campaign buttons for the next presidential election that have printed on them "BEAT BIG MEAT!" and "endorsed by Biden/Brandon 2024".

Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (A2G/3)

1053 1040 Notice how he's pushing hard that the next election (which the R's should crush) is illegitimate when the dems are not counting the votes.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 05:05 PM (bwgSw)

=========

The bigger danger is Republicans getting more state houses and governorships to ram through more election integrity measures (hopefully with criminal penalties for those who violate them).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (LvTSG)

1054 Sundowner makes it to 2024 I will be shocked

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (2JoB8)

1055 Uh-Oh.

Kamalalaa just got the dreaded "full endorsement". She's toast.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (RsS0g)

1056 Nood. Pt 2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (dNqv+)

1057 Anyone who does not vote is an election is assumed to have not voted due to voter suppression. Their vote will be recorded for the democrat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (F4b8f)

1058 1050 Why does this reporter get to ask question after question?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

It's in the script !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (TdaKq)

1059 Jesus this answer about bull connor and wallace is a winner?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (Irn0L)

1060 Are you better off than you were a year ago?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (AsEYt)

1061 con -stitch-uencies
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:02 PM (IJES/)
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"Is you is, or is you ain't, mah constichency?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (DnWKq)

1062 Joe, you fucking liar.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (OssQ4)

1063 Wallace or Connor?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ufFY8)

1064 Look I'm not saying I would change President Biden's diaper if he asked, but I'm also not saying I wouldn't

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ESjRY)

1065 I am beset by Communication Problems! I will go to the People, look them in the eye, and mumble, whisper, and use words not in any English dictionary! Then things will be swell!

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (AMIL/)

1066 He actually bought that shit Begala was serving.

It's all your fault. I've been killin' it!

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (4fSQf)

1067 He's flummoxed

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (pVC/9)

1068 Q: You ran on uniting people and bringing people together, but you talk about your opponents in bad terms and compare them to George Wallace. What do you say about that, and do you think we're more unified?
A: I didn't call them George Wallace or Bull Connor, I just said that we're at a historical inflection point. I drew a comparison, but in terms of congruent events. McConnell did a great job attacking me over that, but it isn't really what I said.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DU+/6)

1069 If he taught Con Law, the students got ripped off.

Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:01 PM (FJYfm)

Sotomayor was top of his class.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (SH2Zi)
........

feel sorry for those on the bottom

Posted by: wth - looking at Tater at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

1070 I'm listening in another room-he sounds like he's glitching like Max Headroom...

Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (8LygD)

1071 So how do all the assholes, jerkoffs and scumbags who spent five years calling Trump Putin's lapdog, asset and poodle feel NOW??
Yeah, I'm looking at you Max Boot, Ralph Peters, Frum, Goldberg, Krystol, and Will.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (mR6Gs)

1072 what eris asked. why this bitch? not reading pre-cleared questions.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (IJES/)

1073 "I haven't attacked anyone publicly"

*remembers Kyle Rittenhouse*

"I haven't attacked any Senators publicly."

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (2DdD8)

1074 It. Would make my day if he stroked out right now

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (2JoB8)

1075 1065 I am beset by Communication Problems! I will go to the People, look them in the eye, and mumble, whisper, and use words not in any English dictionary! Then things will be swell!

hmm. i wonder of up844 is available. this would make a terrific whistlestop tour.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (oY6Yp)

1076 Holy crap. He's going to go out and "look people in the eye".

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (ptqGC)
---
And challenge them to a pushup contest.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (XHhHI)

1077 We need to appoint Joe to his own select committee and sequester him into isolation in his mock stage office with a fisher-price phone.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (6liew)

1078 "Baby, I love ya, but the timings not right."

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (6eRlp)

1079 We are back to Dementia-whispering.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (RsS0g)

1080 Look fat, I taught Patton and Eisenhower on military matters as well the law to Thurgood Marshall. I'm overwhelmingly an expert on all things.

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (88xKn)

1081 "Putin, don't invade Ukraine right now, the ground is frozen!!" Springtime for Putin has a nice ring.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (4NvZD)

1082 He's the president from Hell. He combines incompetence, shallowness, contempt for America and Americans, corruption, rhetorical perversion and incoherence like nobody we've ever seen.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (H8QX8)

1083 more unified my stinky hairy ass!

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (IJES/)

1084 806 BBB will help reduce the burden, of course. Energy, food, education, healthcare, whatever - BBB is *the* answer to all of our problems.
______________

Yes of course, because the answer to all our problems is spending trillions more dollars that we don't have.

Oh no wait, I think that's the cause of all our problems.

Oh well, answer, cause . . . whatever!

Posted by: Kamalamadingdong Harris at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (k4dH2)

1085 I just saw the news on the bluebird hellsite about Oregon Muse.

Though I seldom comment here anymore, I still lurk to read The Morning Rant.

There was a bit of hopefulness coming through in everything he wrote.

My condolences and prayers to his family, and to those of you here at the HQ. I'm going to miss him.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (aommx)

1086 Sotomayor was top of his class.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 05:03 PM (SH2Zi)
---
That bitch was always a wise latinx!

Posted by: Professor Joe at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (XHhHI)

1087 I'm tired of turning the volume up and down on this shitshow.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (4NvZD)

1088 The world is changing!

Todays news from the WH podium.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (RsS0g)

1089 These reporters are not remotely challenging him. Big surprise. Useless Fox was shakingly wondering if the press would take a hard line against him. What bullshit.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (9Afsw)

1090 Hello again Captain Whitebread!

We're all so sad about OM.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

1091 We need to appoint Joe to his own select committee and sequester him into isolation in his mock stage office with a fisher-price phone.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

add a big red button that activates a sonic subfrequency. whe he pushes it to nuke us deploraboes, he shits his pants from the sonic bombardment

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (IJES/)

1092 Is that a new song ?
Posted by: JT

Ooga, ooga ooga chacka, ooga, ooga....

Posted by: Some Rat at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (r1z5A)

1093 1082 He's the president from Hell. He combines incompetence, shallowness, contempt for America and Americans, corruption, rhetorical perversion and incoherence like nobody we've ever seen.
Posted by: Ordinary American

Hold my beer

Posted by: Kamala Harris slept here at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (qwO6y)

1094 Biden: gratuitously creepy whisper, check! Holy fuck, America elected Creed Bratton.

Posted by: BigBigLove at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (2/DW0)

1095 Look fat, whoever is president right now bears full responsibility for this malarkey, and when president Kamala and I are president I am going to kick COVID's ass.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (V13WU)

1096 "Putin, don't invade Ukraine right now, the ground is frozen!!"

The Russians are incapable of a winter offensive, and the ground in the Ukraine isn't frozen in mid-January!

Posted by: Imaginary Facts! at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (I2/tG)

1097 Giving the Taliban billions of dollars worth of weapons isn't a plan.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (2JoB8)

1098 Part of my build back better is to relieve Americans of having to buy expensive toilet paper. All Americans can use 5 and 10 dollar bills instead.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (iDcra)

1099 Holy fuck, America elected Creed Bratton.
Posted by: BigBigLove at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (2/DW0)
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Big LOL.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (XHhHI)

1100 The fishes in Eastern Congo?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (9Afsw)

1101 This is not my fault.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (RsS0g)

1102 He's the president from Hell. He combines incompetence, shallowness, contempt for America and Americans, corruption, rhetorical perversion and incoherence like nobody we've ever seen.
Posted by: Ordinary American

But he's not Trump, so it's all GOOD!

Posted by: White Wine Moms and Black Church Ladies at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (mR6Gs)

1103 Trump had and order of operations for withdrawal from Afghanistan, and you did it in reverse order, you asshole.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (OssQ4)

1104 1097 Giving the Taliban billions of dollars worth of weapons isn't a plan.
Posted by: Skip

Is to

Posted by: Kamala Harris slept here at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (qwO6y)

1105 Capt Whitebread so glad to see you again!

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (2JoB8)

1106 This is the greatest presidential news conference ever. Alzheimer's is conquered!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (RsS0g)

1107 He's satisfied with his response to Covid. Wow.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (9Afsw)

1108 Joe Biden PHYSICALLY made vaccine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (RsS0g)

1109 Biden goes after SCOTUS for blocking his mandates.
---
I can remember when that was called "interference".

--- Years after Obama called the SCOTUS out for Citizens United and the SoTU, though.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (XHhHI)

1110 Uh oh, he's gonna start yelling.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (OssQ4)

1111 NO ONE HAS EVER DONE WHAT I HAVE DONE

Posted by: Angry Old Man Shaking His Fist at The Sky at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (RsS0g)

1112 Comment updates are coming slower now. Did everyone give up and bail? I don't blame you.

Posted by: Theodore at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (GJnvT)

1113 Biden just absolved government of all fault in 5G fiasco. Guess he does not know what the fcc and faa are actually for. Then uses covid vax push as an example of a successful gov action.

Posted by: Dogbert at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (Z9HSN)

1114 There's a new speech thread

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (DU+/6)

1115 Bring me another bottle of bourbon, you assholes!

Posted by: Angry Old Man Shaking His Fist at The Sky at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (RsS0g)

1116 Other than the overwhelming frustration, fear, and concern, everything is going GREAT!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (9Afsw)

1117 966"He's actually claiming that the next election will be illegitimate if the voter reform doesn't pass."
---------

Which means the last election was illegitimate of course.

Posted by: 22 year old Javems at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (AmoqO)

1118 Contrast his WuFlu talk to what DeSantis might say

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (KiBMU)

1119 Off

Posted by: Javems at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (AmoqO)

1120 Doocy asks q, FJB goes Max Headroom.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (KiBMU)

1121 The Max Headroom he rehearsed for 10 hours.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (KiBMU)

1122 Getting mad and insulting. Time for the hook

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (ZYbHn)

1123 The primary naval facilities are in Odessa. That region is run by Ukrainians who are ethnic Russians but the real power is in the mobs/cartels that run the place. They do not necessarily answer to Kiev. Taking some of the Ukraine is dumb without the facilities there. Then you control half the Black Sea. And with Turkey as you buddy, the Med becomes the new playground.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 05:04 PM (axyOa)

The Russians already have ports in the Crimea. Adding Odessa does nothing for them.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (eoQWY)

1124 219 Fix the supply chain! I'll build roads and bridges to fix it!

(You idiot! Do you have a clue how long it takes nowadays to build a mile of road or a 500 yard four lane bridge? Not by next month! So what is your REAL PLAN to fix supply chain problems???)
----
We could ask the Japanese to do it - it then would take about a week.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (qfLjt)

1125 270 (You idiot! Do you have a clue how long it takes nowadays to build a mile of road or a 500 yard four lane bridge? Not by next month! So what is your REAL PLAN to fix supply chain problems???)
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 04:14 PM (AMIL/)

The project to widen 99 Highway in Calif central Valley, started under Obama's shovel ready project.

It is STILL not done, 13 years later.
----
The shovels from China never got here. They may be on one of those ships waiting out there.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 19, 2022 06:02 PM (qfLjt)

1126 Afterwards, Joe yelled at his aides, "you told me there`d be little kids to fondle!!!!!!"

Posted by: bombolino at January 19, 2022 08:19 PM (A5d7R)

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