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Wednesday Morning Guest Rant: The Press' Mental Slaves [Joe Mannix]
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... Any move or recommendation to mask up or, when safe and effective vaccines became available, to make vaccination a requirement of admission to public places and society in general was shouted down as an unwarranted imposition on individual freedoms.
So now we are free all right. Free to fend for ourselves. To watch our children lose weeks, months or more of their precious educational opportunities. To wonder whether it is safe to go to work or to the store or to sporting events. To see businesses close for want of employees or lack of customers.This is a fairly remarkable statement for how it reveals the mindset of the people who call for these policies. Opposition to mandates (not suggestions, as the article states, but mandates) because they curtail freedoms has only given us the freedom to be hurt and afraid and on our own.
The terror dripping out of that second paragraph is palpable. The editorial board is terrified of responsibility. They are afraid and don't know what to do and so, like the mental children they are, they demand that someone else make the choices for them. What is the source of those consequences they call out (correctly) as bad? It is the imposition of external, centralized rules that destroyed those businesses, closed those schools, instilled that fear. What do they want to do to fix those problems? Impose more external decision-making - and do so at the point of a gun.
They don't want - and are desperately afraid of - the responsibility of choosing and living. They don't want to live in a real world where one must choose, they want to be told what to do. They don't want to be independent, they want to be taken care of. This is the mindset of a slave. They are afraid of the responsibility of choice, both theirs and the choices of others. They are as terrified as they are cowardly and desperately want, more than anything else, to be absolved of the responsibility of individual liberty. They want, in short, not to be men but to be robots - mindless automata who blindly follow the orders of their masters. They are not free men. They are not citizens, they are subjects. They are mental slaves of their own making, and are unworthy of any serious consideration or the trappings of a civilization they do not deserve and in which they cannot function.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 11:17 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2022 11:18 AM (DJFLF)
As it should be.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 11:20 AM (2DdD8)
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 19, 2022 11:20 AM (ONvIw)
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Do. Not. Like.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 11:20 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:20 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: BignJames at January 19, 2022 11:20 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 11:21 AM (4fSQf)
I know you wrote this long before the news broke, but tough to be first anyway
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 19, 2022 11:21 AM (RRyZd)
Feeling torn today. On one hand it seems wrong for me to jabber incontinently given today's tragic news. On the other hand I can't help feeling that that's what OMuse would want us to do. That the best tribute would be to carry on the good fight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2022 11:21 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 19, 2022 11:21 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:22 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Mishdog at January 19, 2022 11:22 AM (/VWLE)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 19, 2022 11:22 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 11:22 AM (XvPQV)
Re: the ape pic, I'm partial to Ham the first chimp in space.
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2022 11:18 AM (DJFLF)
Or is Baker, who lived out her life in a habitat in the Alabama Space and Rocket Center.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 19, 2022 11:22 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: spypeach at January 19, 2022 11:22 AM (wAxm0)
A chimp can rip your face off.
OK, maybe a chimp is more appropriate.
Never mind.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2022 11:22 AM (jTmQV)
May his memory be eternal.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2022 11:22 AM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 11:22 AM (6FeV1)
The picture brings to mind the phrase "beastly, bulging man" If you're taking votes, Lancelot Link would also be a good choice.
Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2022 11:23 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2022 11:23 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at January 19, 2022 11:23 AM (H7k44)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 19, 2022 11:23 AM (QZ/dC)
Mannix, you really outdid yourself. People will be begging for CBD's punk monkey.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2022 11:23 AM (3YVs3)
And yes, I care not what the drones think, because they don't.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 19, 2022 11:24 AM (o2MD2)
They are afraid that the world will discover that the "vaccines" are toxic or, worse, that SOME of the vaccines are toxic.
They are afraid that the world will discover that over time the vaccines will kill more people than covid.
They are afraid that the world will look back and see who whipped the hysteria.
They are afraid that they will pay the consequences for what they have done.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 19, 2022 11:24 AM (nR2nR)
I think this is a core theme of Progressivism. There is someone that know better or more than me or more importantly, my poorly inform idiot neighbor.
So to solve whatever the current issues is at hand we must have one TRUE source of fact that in turn allows a government official (usually unelected) to set in place and orderly set of rules and regulations.
Many times this orderly set of rules and regulations is used to protect an entrenched belief but may also be used protect a lobbyist paying merchant (see Walmart vs. Bettys Toy Shoppe) from and new or local business.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2022 11:24 AM (yrol0)
Almost bought some tickets to see Clutch and realized this would be the scenario at the show.
I'll buy some LPs instead.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 11:25 AM (iLcrH)
Turns out pretty much everything in the article that made the claim about Gorsuch was, at best, wrong. Given the level of incorrectness it reached it looks like a fabrication by either the author or their "source".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2022 11:25 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 11:25 AM (BFigT)
https://tinyurl.com/54ep4ndj
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 19, 2022 11:25 AM (ONvIw)
These people don't know what they are giving up in the long term and, I believe, simply don't care.
A pox upon them.
(and a rookie mistake too!)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2022 11:25 AM (CCwsu)
I think of it as the Disneyfication of the world. Everything is supposed to be made safe and clean and we don't need to make any efforts.
Posted by: Iris at January 19, 2022 11:25 AM (DibdT)
It is the very definition of aristocracy, but these people have done nothing to claim membership in such a caste.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 11:25 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 11:25 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2022 11:25 AM (63Dwl)
*&&#@,! iPad keyboard
Posted by: Fox2! at January 19, 2022 11:26 AM (qyH+l)
And it doesn't matter at all. It's become their religion, and the masks are their MAGA hats.
And they are going to make you wear one.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 19, 2022 11:26 AM (wklve)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 11:26 AM (iLcrH)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 11:26 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 11:26 AM (sVtYq)
Real freedom includes the freedom to fail, sometimes horribly. Some people would rather be swaddled in tyranny. Like one of the Founders said: fuck off with your clanking chains already, servile mutts.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2022 11:27 AM (3YVs3)
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Dude, you're ripped!
You're probably not that handsome though, right?
It'll work. No one will be able to use the original, it should be retired.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2022 11:27 AM (MFphb)
No longer. That value has stopped being taught. The last two generations have been taught to socially conform, to beg for handouts. They've been conditioned to avoid hard work, suffering, sacrifice, self-denial, assertiveness.
I do think the American Experiment only works while you have Citizens. When we get to the point where we have serfs and Oligarchs...we're something else. And our system of government will change.
I just hope these evil fuckers don't survive the change.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 11:27 AM (XvPQV)
This woman kept her daughter home from school the first week back from Christmas break because she didn't want her around any kids who may have been with extended family.
I told my wife not to even bother discussing it with her because there's no point, but then she said that as a friend, she just wanted to ask her why she's so afraid.
I changed my mind. If possible, we need to try to walk people back off of their ledges and back into the world. It most likely won't work but it's either try or watch the number of crazies continue to grow.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2022 11:27 AM (KbCG3)
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What in earth happened to that poor creature?! That's not what "naked ape" us supposed to mean.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2022 11:27 AM (nC+QA)
They are afraid that they will pay the consequences for what they have done.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 19, 2022 11:24 AM (nR2nR)
1000%. You're beginning to see this in Denmark, where one of the press outlets there apologized for uncritically publishing C-19 warnings and updates from their government.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 11:27 AM (2DdD8)
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:27 AM (XHhHI)
for laughs
those people are pretty fucking delusional
and they are pissed off that the MSM isn't blaming all these Joe probs on Trump
and they think Brandon is totes cognizant
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 11:28 AM (us2H3)
Or, raping a deer.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 11:26 AM (iLcrH)
You saw how that deer was dressed...she was begging for monkeyfucking
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 11:28 AM (XvPQV)
It's so much easier to be told what to do, where to go, how to behave, rather than evaluate the benefits and disadvantages of each and every choice in life.
I have little patience or sympathy for the weak-minded. I have my own psychological issues to be sure, but the slave mentality isn't one of them, thank goodness.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2022 11:28 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:28 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 19, 2022 11:28 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2022 11:27 AM (MFphb)
++++
Not even close. The guy up there is a GQ model compared to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 11:28 AM (DU+/6)
And they are going to make you wear one.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
This regime is a dictatorship. Do as they say, or you'll lose your job, lose your reputation, or your freedom, rotting in a jail cell without Habeus Corpus.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2022 11:28 AM (XSRBF)
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How about Mister Bobo?
https://tinyurl.com/yp3aadd5
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 11:28 AM (DnWKq)
The administration is worse. Continual harassment about face diapers and boosters and distancing . . . I used to be proud to work here. Not no mo'.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 19, 2022 11:28 AM (txdEq)
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Ms. Baker is well loved still. You can visit her tombstone outside of the entrance to the Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, AL and there will be bananas placed lovingly on top of the marker.
That is maybe my favorite thing about the place.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 19, 2022 11:28 AM (wklve)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2022 11:29 AM (CCwsu)
Posted by: Oldstoke at January 19, 2022 11:29 AM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 19, 2022 11:29 AM (dfRN6)
Totenberg has been known for doing this sort of thing before. She was close friends with Ginsberg for example but never actually mentioned that in her writings about the court. My guess is that those complaints came directly from Sotomayor or were told to her law clerks who then relayed the comments to Totenberg.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 11:29 AM (dCGWj)
They are afraid that they will pay the consequences for what they have done.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 19, 2022 11:24 AM (nR2nR)
Concrete galoshes.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 19, 2022 11:29 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 11:29 AM (us2H3)
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Probably should have been an attractive (to other apes) brunette in a bikini.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 11:29 AM (HhfIU)
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:30 AM (XHhHI)
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His ancestors came here to be free from the burdens of oppression.
What fools they were when they could have just remained subjects under monarchies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 11:30 AM (LvTSG)
First and foremost, this notion that a corona virus, a flu virus, could ever be avoided.
Nobody, not even government, can stop a virus like this. In fact, the strong likelihood is virtually certain this particular pathogen is a type of engineered virus, designed specifically to spread more easily.
Yeah don't misunderstand, it sucks, as the kids say. But everyone has gotten stupid over this.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2022 11:31 AM (psL96)
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I was simply talking about Karen Sodamayor's trust/distrust of The Jab.
Court illustrations show Sodamayor as the only masked judge.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:31 AM (XHhHI)
so sorry to hear about the Oregon Muse- I was not acquainted, but many of you were
sad day
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:32 AM (geLO8)
Great rant, Joe Mannix. There is a reason why so many shrink from freedom. We don't like dealing with the responsibility and risk that goes with it. Do you think they would ever print such a rebuttal as a letter to the editor?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 19, 2022 11:32 AM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at January 19, 2022 11:32 AM (+EgEo)
but will the press have their own teleprompter for the questions ?
magic 8 ball says YES
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 11:32 AM (us2H3)
Yeah don't misunderstand, it sucks, as the kids say. But everyone has gotten stupid over this.
*
That's been shocking to see.
Educated people are not. They're mostly just credentialed, and they bow to credentials.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 19, 2022 11:32 AM (wklve)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 19, 2022 11:33 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Common Tater
oh we waay past stupid
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:33 AM (geLO8)
---Wolfus Aurelius
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Sadly, they are not (for a lot of reasons). I work at a STEM institution and many of the faculty are just as locked into their fears of COVID as anyone. You'd think they'd be a bit more skeptical, but that's not really the case based on my own observations.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2022 11:33 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 11:33 AM (yQpMk)
Hunter Biden after a very bad batch of crack.
Posted by: Axeman
Hunter after a normal batch more likely...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2022 11:34 AM (CCwsu)
Yet the CDC itself says that masks don't work. And resource after resource says the vaccines don't work, don't work for variants and are likely causing many health problems in people.
So if you intend to suspend logic and facts prior to screeching about how people should be sent to the gulag, then one must infer that what you really want is just people locked up who disagree with you on anything. Because no logic supports your point.
So this is wishcasting that tyranny be legal and we revert to the dark ages or Soviet gulags for dissent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 11:34 AM (4fSQf)
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Oddly I was looking through hairless apes images for you but got distracted. I had kind of settled on this one but it might need a bit of cropping.
https://tinyurl.com/2p94xxf4
Posted by: Javems at January 19, 2022 11:34 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:33 AM (geLO
Never attribute to stupidity that which is unmistakably due to malice.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 11:34 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Doctor Zaius.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2022 11:34 AM (XSRBF)
Nina Totenberg is an absolute hack, she's been around forever, on NPR and other places and always has been a leftist twist.
I heard an All Things Considered report recently and... its... awful. I mean, the content is leftist crap as always but instead of the quiet earnest breathy NPR voice it was this.. Uptalking? 20 something? blonde girl? Who sounded like she was just out of a sorority and you could practically hear the bubbles popping over her airhead.
I mean, All Things Considered was always a travesty but you could at least take them seriously, they sounded professional and educated. This is just... why is it even around any more?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:34 AM (KZzsI)
The administration is worse. Continual harassment about face diapers and boosters and distancing . . . I used to be proud to work here. Not no mo'. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Ironically, those with PhDs have a vaxx rate below the norm. Eventually safetyism leads one to paralysis in decison making because there is no absolutely safe option
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 11:34 AM (dCGWj)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 19, 2022 11:34 AM (RJMSR)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 11:27 AM (2DdD
But have they "Apologized to the Emperor" yet?
Posted by: Fox2! at January 19, 2022 11:34 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 11:34 AM (4Om93)
Educated people are not. They're mostly just credentialed, and they bow to credentials.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 19, 2022 11:32 AM (wklve)
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Pfff. They know better. They're just lying.
OHSU, in a scare e-mail about COVID last fall, outright claimed that natural immunity is not as good as the vaccine.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 11:35 AM (DnWKq)
"Stop! No! Don't!": Ashli Babbitt Tried to Stop Attack on Capitol Speaker's Lobby, Video Analysis Suggests
Babbitt then climbed through the window to escape violent instigators, says husband
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/
1483491691470495748
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 11:35 AM (UHVv4)
I just can't fathom this thinking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 11:35 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 11:35 AM (us2H3)
There was an ape on display there, that had been in a cage for years. It was kind of sad, in a way. I'm a softy when it comes to critters.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2022 11:35 AM (psL96)
Yesterday, I commented that I like to see Joe Mannix's girls and that I sometimes envy them. Not because I want to be them, I like me, but, because I miss my mostly careful youth.
In my youth we never had to wear masks, be worried about our own mortality or losing friends and family to a pandemic, we weren't isolated and locked-down, we had freedom to be young and enjoy life without the weight of the world on our shoulders.
That is what I think will be most devastating to our children, the total loss of their innocence and being forced to become miniature adults in the blink of an eye.
Posted by: old chick at January 19, 2022 11:35 AM (sOete)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 11:34 AM (4Om93)
so many great people, of every age, race and description
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2022 11:35 AM (DJFLF)
Basically, they submit or are even HANDED questions to ask, and then have to stay on script, so Joey Fingers can read the appropriate response.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:35 AM (KZzsI)
So Ashli wasn't part of the violent mob
Everything they told us was a lie [30-second video]
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/
1483617341250416642
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 11:35 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Nova local at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (YdnVw)
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Please, people call "I will shut down the virus" a "failed promise" not the lunacy that it was from the first second of its utterance.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (63Dwl)
That is maybe my favorite thing about the place.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 19, 2022
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I was hoping to get up there on a road trip during Christmas break. Unfortunately it takes 2 people to give Chekov his oral anti-inflammatory in the evening, so I couldn't be away overnight. I still want to see Huntsville, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (txdEq)
so that is partly why they like Mr Government helping them "adult." It's sad and frustrating.
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (UHVv4)
Well said. Aaaaaand they will be robots in a borg soon enough: https://tinyurl.com/2p8n4vc3
The Great Reset was a global initiation rite, drawing embodied souls into the digital realm. Shaken by the contagion, otherwise normal people recoiled from human contact and were forced to become transhuman screen-monkeys. As the New Normal intensified, this dependence became a feature, not a bug.
Despite the topic's obvious relevance, most discussion of transhumanism remains on the fringe. When serious people do confront it in public, they tend to skirt the hard problems or simply mock the notion. Yet in these ten documents, published between 2019 and 2021, we see an open embrace of transhumanist ideas by military, government, and corporate analysts. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (URNdm)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Honey badger.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (YdnVw)
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Your terms are acceptable.
Exterminate!
Posted by: Millenials at January 19, 2022 11:37 AM (XHhHI)
I just can't fathom this thinking.
Posted by: Jordan61
some people love yelling that the sky is falling- it gets attention
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:37 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 11:37 AM (UHVv4)
Its so bad, and the press just sits on their hands when it happens like Roosevelt is in a wheelchair and it will hurt the world to admit it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:37 AM (KZzsI)
Try the orangutan who drives the golf cart. That's so cool.
Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at January 19, 2022 11:37 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 11:37 AM (6FeV1)
https://tinyurl.com/yhvukeh5
Posted by: Revenant at January 19, 2022 11:37 AM (NJXJJ)
Posted by: I Mean at January 19, 2022 11:38 AM (bbc5g)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2022 11:27 AM (KbCG3)
Twenty-nine percent (29%) of Democratic voters would support temporarily removing parents' custody of their children if parents refuse to take the COVID-19 vaccine.
Rasmussen.
https://tinyurl.com/2p83h2bu
Not trying to change your mind. She is likely one of those in the 29% demo. I am not sure what can be accomplished by self-identifying yourself to her.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 11:38 AM (SH2Zi)
@Yair_Rosenberg
This is also an example of why it's always worth waiting for the facts to come out in a breaking news story. Contrary to earlier reports, the Texas synagogue hostages weren't released. They escaped. Wonder what else we don't yet know.
https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/
1483116459870109700
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 11:38 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Steve Martin in his brilliant LA Story knowingly or not demonstrated the fake somber NPR style in his Serious News Cast turn after the Wacky Weather gig ended. Interesting to know NPR has went hard after the Wine moms.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 11:38 AM (dCGWj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 11:38 AM (4Om93)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:38 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: I Mean at January 19, 2022 11:38 AM (bbc5g)
Russia first.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 11:38 AM (SH2Zi)
https://bit.ly/3GOj7Gv
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 11:38 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 19, 2022 11:38 AM (RJMSR)
https://bit.ly/3nEpQLH
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 11:39 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2022 11:35 AM (psL96)
B&I. It was a different time, and yeah, it was sad conditions.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 11:39 AM (SH2Zi)
That is a great movie, its such a fun spoof on California lifestyle and it does not take its self seriously or think its deep like New York Story did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:39 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 19, 2022 11:39 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Hunter Bi den at January 19, 2022 11:39 AM (YdnVw)
Most folks run to Uncle Sugar for free food, free checks deposited in their bank account for some dubious reasons and need a Daddy to tell them how to live because they have the brains of a fly.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2022 11:40 AM (a5d7/)
hell, I bet 10% would literally line Republicans up against a wall and shoot them
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:40 AM (geLO8)
It's also remarkable given the MONTHS these same people spent PUBLICLY opposing any preventative or health surveillance measures (travel bans, testing, etc) prior to going batshit. Especially since we already have FOIA'ed emails showing that Fauci explained to other people - off the record - exactly what was going on and what measures did and did not work, completely at odds with ALL of his public positions, which themselves are mutually exclusive with each other.
They did this on purpose. It's undeniable at this point.
You all remember the "hug random asians on the street to show you're not racist" campaigns, right? They did these in NYC and in Italy.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 19, 2022 11:40 AM (Ss8Mj)
Posted by: MichiCanuck at January 19, 2022 11:40 AM (eExM9)
Here's a bitter pill for you: You always were and always will be on your own, outside of your family (even then sometimes there is no support), your cherished close community (be it church, professional, or activity oriented) and your Maker.
No one else gives a shit. You are born alone and you die alone. And everything that happens in between is hell and you should be glad when you leave this shitty planet and enter into the presence of the One that loves you.
In between, you can mimic the Maker, as He instructed, by loving each other to make this temporary hell of reality more bearable.
I don't cling to the hell we dwell in, let it all burn and let it's ruler of sinfulness who has dominion over it burn with it. I cling to the life that is to come, when the sin of the world and my sin nature is wiped clean.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2022 11:40 AM (7F9te)
Posted by: Paladin at January 19, 2022 11:40 AM (CE4w9)
Now I'm hearing Leeloo say "Corn eee leee ooos" in Fifth Element
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:41 AM (KZzsI)
OMG, yes! The younger, more diverse NPR correspondents sound like middle-schoolers. Uptalk, vocal fry, and that weird vocal fry variant where the person draws out the last syllable of every third or fourth word in attempt to sound more intellectual.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 11:41 AM (URNdm)
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And if that impossibility ever happened, you'd also have to change to a House of Commons system and believe me, neither Senile Joe nor Shit-for-brains Kamala would last a session or look any better being questioned by Opposition members four days a week.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 11:41 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 11:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 11:35 AM (UHVv4)
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She was trained to kill in the Air Force!
That makes her like a Ninja or something!
Posted by: Joy Reid at January 19, 2022 11:41 AM (XHhHI)
hell, I bet 10% would literally line Republicans up against a wall and shoot them
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:40 AM (geLO
10%? You are way low on that number.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2022 11:42 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (UHVv4)
I think the civil case is gonna blow this info up - and maybe this video dump should go to all our reps and senators who still say they can't do anything for J6 - if this info (and even the FBI this weekend, which was only outed b/c of a video that corroborated the rabbi went viral right at the time) was so oppo-hidden, what else don't we know that's true...what we do know for certain is the J6ers 6th amendment rights are getting destroyed in real time, so do something and quick...
Posted by: Nova local at January 19, 2022 11:42 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: Your Illustrious Media at January 19, 2022 11:42 AM (np28b)
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Didja see that the wise ass Latinx is "working" remotely because Monster Gorsuch refuses to wear a (useless) mask?
https://bit.ly/3rq2oms
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 11:42 AM (FVME7)
Best thing he did, really. Such a funny and quirky film.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 11:42 AM (5f0Yv)
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Just leave the United States for people who can handle opposition, okay?
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:42 AM (XHhHI)
https://bit.ly/32eFdD9
We didn't mandate people stay home during the polio outbreak. We didn't fire people for not being vaccinated. We didn't wear pointless masks. It was way scarier than Wuflu, because it hurt peoples' children.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2022 11:42 AM (5HBd1)
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 11:43 AM (np28b)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 19, 2022 11:38 AM (RJMSR)
General Urko.
Posted by: Mike Obama at January 19, 2022 11:43 AM (a5d7/)
https://bit.ly/3rq2oms
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 11:42 AM (FVME7)
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None of the other justices are wearing masks, but they are all "up to date" with The Jab.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:43 AM (XHhHI)
https://bit.ly/3nEpQLH
Posted by: Lady in Black
Oh, that is perfect!
Posted by: old chick at January 19, 2022 11:43 AM (sOete)
-China for releasing this crap
-Fauchi and his band of merry experimentors for their 'gain of function' research that made the Wuhan Flu as deadly as it is
-The CDC for their ever-changing, incompetent, and false information
-The government and press for demonizing, banning, and preventing use of easy and cheap remedies.
UPset that eight hundred trillion people died from the disease as you think? Blame these guys, not the guy down the street not wearing a mask. Scared of leaving your house because you might get the sniffles? Here's who you should be mad at, not the woman who points out you can take Ivermectin.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:43 AM (KZzsI)
No shit. It's by design. Where were you when this was taught in schoo...
Oh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 11:44 AM (LvTSG)
How about a "Rage Gorilla" ? That the way I fell these days.
Posted by: Paladin at January 19, 2022 11:44 AM (CE4w9)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 11:44 AM (axyOa)
Yeah, that was a key "tell" for me. I'm not an epidemiologist, but then, neither are the people pulling all this shit out of their ass. I recall a pharmacist employee being quoted in our local newspaper. Not the owner, who runs it, a well respected long time compounding facility, just somebody we've never heard of, and, as far as I know, not licensed or a doctor.
"Sometimes, natural immunity is not the way to go."
Now that's true, as far as it goes. For example - Polio. I don't want to get Polio. But statements like this, are without context. Very misleading. And given the problems with the vaccine .. Then all the clowns that were claiming that threats of being fired from your job, if you don't take the jab, is not coercion to take an experimental medicine. Totes natural. You have a choice to get fired, so that makes it OK.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2022 11:44 AM (psL96)
https://bit.ly/3nEpQLH
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 11:39 AM
Now that's what I was talking about at 66.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 11:44 AM (HhfIU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 11:34 AM (4Om93)
And now that people are becoming more aware of this fact, the left will become angrier, more determined, and increasingly dangerous...as they feel their time will run out if they don't.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 19, 2022 11:44 AM (ONvIw)
Affirmative Action Jackson killed her in the hopes that it would spark an actual violent response.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 11:44 AM (5f0Yv)
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I saw Shannon Bream report that her inside sources said that it's all bunk. (at Insty?) That Roberts has not made a rule that all of them have to be masked, and that the Gorsuch didn't refuse to wear one at the behest of the Chubby Latina.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 11:44 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 19, 2022 11:44 AM (eGTCV)
"Stop! No! Don't!": Ashli Babbitt Tried to Stop Attack on Capitol Speaker's Lobby, Video Analysis Suggests ----
So now you're admitting these terrorists were attacking -----new democrat talking point
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 19, 2022 11:44 AM (RJMSR)
Curtis Houck
@CurtisHouck
CBS's Nate Burleson ties the underwater volcanic eruption and 50-foot-high tsunami in Tonga to climate change: "We talk about climate change quite a bit. These stories are a harsh reality of what we're going through and we have to do our part because these are more frequent."
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That's science!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 11:45 AM (FVME7)
I've been mentally preparing myself for the day that mandated clot shots or withheld treatments claim more loved ones. I've wondered how long non-communists will be allowed to hold jobs or participate in public life. I can clearly see that the busy-bodies are trying to stampede us all to the gate that goes to the slaughterhouse.
No.
Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 11:45 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Bitter Clinger, you might find reading John Myers Myers, 'Silverlock' if you can find a copy or the original Pilgrim's Progress by Bunyan. While there is evil in this world, there is also goodness. Seek the goodness, pass it on through your life, and triumph over evil.
OM is an example, be a happy warrior.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 11:45 AM (dCGWj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 11:42 AM (FVME7)
FIFY
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)
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That's so funny I might use it next time I get a guest Rant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 11:45 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 11:44 AM (sVtYq)
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So it was probably just Sotomayor bitching and lying to a reporter, bringing internal tensions on SCOTUS to the public.
I'm sure Sotomayor is super popular amongst the other eight justices.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 11:45 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 11:41 AM (URNdm)
I know someone really smart who does this and it unfortunately makes her sound really duuuuuuumb?
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 11:46 AM (np28b)
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Nobody has asked them about cattle cars yet.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:46 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 19, 2022 11:46 AM (eGTCV)
CBS's Nate Burleson ties the underwater volcanic eruption and 50-foot-high tsunami in Tonga to climate change: "We talk about climate change quite a bit. These stories are a harsh reality of what we're going through and we have to do our part because these are more frequent."
How do these people get through a day without hurting themselves?
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 11:46 AM (5f0Yv)
Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 11:46 AM (arJlL)
Might want to get one less . . . Ugly.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 19, 2022 11:46 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 11:46 AM (5f0Yv)
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By learning their procedures by rote and following them without thought?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 11:46 AM (DU+/6)
Oh, I had forgotten about the vocal fry, you're right. Its like a clinic in how to sound like an annoying young ignorant woman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 11:46 AM (5f0Yv)
They turn their anger outward and hurt others
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (ONvIw)
Sonya refused to not overeat. Neil is thin.
Sonya chose not to work out. Neil is athletic.
Sonya is responsible for her own higher risk status for a bad reaction to covid. NOT Neil's problem.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (URNdm)
Kind of explains their attraction to Islam.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (p+1gI)
King Kong
the original one, not the technicolor cgi stuff
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2022 11:21 AM (/U27+)
Yep. Doesn't help that I heard "Hurt" by Johnny Cash yesterday and already had it stuck in my brain. But then I think of OM getting to the Gates of Heaven and shouting "FIRST!!!", and I can't help but laugh.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (eLn09)
Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 11:46 AM (arJlL)
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I didn't! That's the best part! One of the Morons (I forget which, apologies) provided it as a possibility on Monday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (DU+/6)
And you'd think two years of trying, and failing, to do so would open people's eyes.
We've spent more on corona virus then on WWII, perhaps an order of magnitude more at this point. Did we get *anything* for that?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (ESjRY)
That Latina is wise.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 19, 2022 11:28 AM (wklve)
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Ham's grave is at the space history museum in Alamogordo. His marker describes him as the "World's First Astrochimp," which I found very amusing. It's a fascinating place to visit.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (mNMgp)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 11:25 AM (BFigT)
This, please.
Because- and I'm not sucking up- about 45% of the contents in my digital commonplace book are from the Joe who's not a Cop.
Posted by: sal at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (bJKUl)
King Kong
the original one, not the technicolor cgi stuff
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (geLO
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A picture of Jessica Lange in the palm of 70s Kong.
Because 70s Jessica Lange.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (LvTSG)
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If masks actually worked, then Sotomayor would be protected from infection by the mask covering her own face. She wouldn't need to worry about whether or not anybody else was wearing one.
Of course, as the CDC has admitted, face masks provide "negligible" protection from the virus, so everybody in the room could be fully masked, and Sotomayor still wouldn't be protected.
So her refusal to participate in the courtroom due to lack of masks is silly and illogical, but that's pretty consistent with everything else this woman say or does, so why is anyone surprised?
Remember when Obama nominated her and said we need more than just reason and logic and intelligence (i.e. white people thinking) on the court, we also need passion and intuition and diverse lived experiences (i.e. brown/black people thinking) on the court!
Hence, the "wise latina." LOL. Be careful what you ask for . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 11:48 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 19, 2022 11:48 AM (eGTCV)
How do these people get through a day without hurting themselves?
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 11:46 AM (5f0Yv
They don't. This nonstop fear porn beats them into a ball of anxiety, which is then masked with drugs, leaving them particularly compliant to government suggestions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 11:48 AM (4fSQf)
-China for releasing this crap
-Fauchi and his band of merry experimentors for their 'gain of function' research that made the Wuhan Flu as deadly as it is
-The CDC for their ever-changing, incompetent, and false information
-The government and press for demonizing, banning, and preventing use of easy and cheap remedies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:43 AM (KZzsI)"
It's sort of even odds at this point whether China released it, or the Western progs released it - either one potentially framing the other - or the Western progs deliberately farmed out the development with the expectation of a leak, which is reasonable considering the 3 prior SARS lab escapes in China.
It's a crime against humanity regardless and A LOT of people need a rope.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 19, 2022 11:48 AM (Ss8Mj)
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Clearly, Don Lemon's black hole theory is the true answer!!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 11:48 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 19, 2022 11:40 AM (Ss8Mj)
I said at the time they did that to make sure it spreads far and wide. Nancy Pelosi was at the forefront.
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 11:48 AM (np28b)
"Well, maybe if that selfish had gotten vaxxed it would have not erupted?! The best way to protect yourself from the tsunami is to get boosted!!"
-- My impression of the MSM
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 11:49 AM (URNdm)
More than the Electoral College, but these things take time, and have to be done in a certain order.
Colbert is just giddy, and can't keep his mouth shut.
As every schoolboy knows, the Senate was specifically designed to be "antidemocratic". Because, you know, the framers set up the entire government to be largely anti-democratic.
Democracy was considered poison. Anarchy. Leading to license and agitation. Communistic. Mobocracy.
You know, like what we have now. Stupid fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2022 11:49 AM (psL96)
Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 11:49 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
FIFY
Posted by: Jordan61
When she sits around the house, she sits around the house!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2022 11:49 AM (mD/uy)
pretty sure a massive submarine volcano is immune to a few blips in the weather
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:49 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (LvTSG)
This leggy blonde is also screaming mad about (topic of the day), and wants to see where this large primate goes with it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 11:49 AM (6FeV1)
Sure is. Its designed to be a republic structure: every state gets a say. An equal say.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:49 AM (KZzsI)
Sonya chose not to work out. Neil is athletic.
Sonya is responsible for her own higher risk status for a bad reaction to covid. NOT Neil's problem.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (URNdm)
And even if her health was out of her hands (is she type 1 or 2?), she's being given the opportunity to work remotely, so that's the time you say "thank you", not "my fellow justices are jerks for making me"...she's getting a special privilege (which I didn't think even needs to be allowed - she could just not get to hear cases), and as a high risk myself, you appreciate that, you don't have your people go out and complain about it...I mean, if she's behind the whispers, she's not just stupid, she's narcissistic and evil...
Posted by: Nova local at January 19, 2022 11:50 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 11:50 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2022 11:50 AM (0iKNl)
Because 70s Jessica Lange.
*70's Jeff Bridges was great, too!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 11:50 AM (URNdm)
Wow. Justices Gorsuch and Sotomayor publicly rebuke NPR's @NinaTotenberg for her false report:
"Reporting that Justice Sotomayor asked Justice Gorsuch to wear a mask surprised us. It is false. While we may sometimes disagree about the law, we are warm colleagues and friends."
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (0TVNF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2022 11:50 AM (0iKNl)
How are you healing up, man?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Veruca Salt at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (3YVs3)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (eLn09)
Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 11:49 AM (4fSQf)
Archeologists five hundred years from now will talk about the Great Facemask Discontinuity in their work in stratigraphy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 11:48 AM (np28b)
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In February of 2020 they made it illegal to administer HCQ outside of a hospital (where it was too late).
They wanted this to be more like Gates' "nightmare" pandemic than it was.
There are indicates that they had the mRNA "vaccine" before this, so it could be that they were waiting for the end of Trump's term to release the vax, after hoovering up all the money Operation Warpspeed could provide.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (XHhHI)
How about a still from the movie "Link"* of the chimp ogling Elizabeth Shue in the bathtub?
* Still the record holder for "worst movie I ever actually paid money to see in a theater."
Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 19, 2022 11:40 AM (Ss8Mj
Pelosi did one in California as well.
Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (6eRlp)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Honey badger.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (dfRN6)
Angry Sea Otter.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2022 11:50 AM (0iKNl)
You just did. It's a shock.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (3cGpq)
Maybe.
>>While we may sometimes disagree about the law, we are warm colleagues and friends.
We know this is a lie.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 11:52 AM (iKRmB)
Because 70s Jessica Lange.
*70's Jeff Bridges was great, too!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 11:50 AM (URNdm)
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That's just, like, your opinion, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 11:52 AM (LvTSG)
Sure is. Its designed to be a republic structure: every state gets a say. An equal say.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:49 AM (KZzsI)
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The same people don't understand why the direct election of Senators was a bad idea, and it's because they don't understand federal power and where it comes from. They're all centralists. Power resides with the Federal and is devolved to the States and then the Counties and so on down to the People.
It's exactly backwards from how the country was designed. The power resides with the People, then is devolved up to the State, then up to the Federal. There are explicit carve-outs for Federal powers, but otherwise it must be sourced from the States (the Senate) and the People (the House). Direct election of Senators left the States with a muted voice. The elimination of the Senate would leave the states with no voice at all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 11:52 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (6FeV1)
"Above this strata, no masks were seen."
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 11:52 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Megthered at January 19, 2022 11:52 AM (22oUN)
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at January 19, 2022 11:23 AM (H7k44)
Why bother? As long as people abide by these stupid rules, the cocksuckers will continue to impose them. Starve them out; don't buy their shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (Fs5vw)
Crack works!
Posted by: Hunter Bi den
Now Israel is saying you may need more than the two original vaxxes plus two boosters. We're just going to have to go with a continuous drip.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Honey badger.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 19, 2022 11:36 AM (dfRN6)
Read the Rasmussen link or any number of digests of it out there in right blogosphere. The numbers are shocking and eye-opening.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (SH2Zi)
This one was recommended. What do you think?)"
You need to up your ape game or I WILL take my business elsewhere.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (RJMSR)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (3cGpq)
Skull Island was a terrible movie but the first appearance of King Kong was good.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (eGTCV)
Archeologists five hundred years from now will talk about the Great Facemask Discontinuity in their work in stratigraphy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (6FeV1
Bob, I keep finding women's menstrual pads on this dig.
I think people wore them on their face.
They had Vaginas on their faces?
Hmmm. Could be. Let's keep digging.
Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (4fSQf)
I'm partial to Clyde the orangutan, Clint's sidekick from Every Which Way But Loose.
Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 11:52 AM (DU+/6)
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You had it the other week.
Democracy means Democrats in charge. That's it. If the Senate is antidemocratic, it's just because it doesn't favor Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (geLO
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Grape Ape! Grape Ape!
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
it's so ugly, it could be a modern art masterpiece
-SGT Hartmann
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (geLO8)
Too bad. I was enjoying the idea of Gorsuch telling the Wide Latina to FOAD.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2022 11:54 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 11:51 AM (6RgRK)
It all cracked me up because most Asians from Asia are decidedly NOT huggers...
"Get the hell off me, you smelly round-eye!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 11:54 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Sonia Oscarmayer at January 19, 2022 11:54 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Honey badger.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
Angry Sea Otter.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner
Ill-tempered Sea Bass?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:54 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 11:52 AM (LvTSG)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)
Even more sure a massive submarine volcano plays a bigger role in our climate than every human on earth.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (yQpMk)
So I guess I-5 will be the American Autobahn?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (TE0rY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)
+++++
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A MOVIE QUOTE AND TJM IS THE MOVIE GUY
Posted by: RETIRED BIG BEN at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (DU+/6)
https://tinyurl.com/4bu28wwu
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (URNdm)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2022 11:54 AM (nfrXX)
Now enjoy the both of them telling Nina Deathmountain to EOMGLSB.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:47 AM (geLO
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Grape Ape! Grape Ape!
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (XHhHI)
Ape named Ape?
Posted by: George, of the Jungle at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (arJlL)
May the good LORD hold him in Heaven and comfort his family and friends. May his memory be a blessing.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 11:46 AM (5f0Yv)
She knows she's lying.
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (np28b)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 11:52 AM (DU+/6)
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Well said. We lost the plot over a century ago.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:56 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 11:56 AM (XvPQV)
Posted by: IrishEi
HaHaHa. I bet that the factcheckers for FascistBook and Twitt duh rate the claims of Sotomayor and Gorsuch as mostly false.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 11:56 AM (dCGWj)
Maybe.
>>While we may sometimes disagree about the law, we are warm colleagues and friends.
We know this is a lie.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 11:52 AM (iKRmB)
Only time I lost a little respect for Scalia is his admitted very good friendship with RBG.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 19, 2022 11:56 AM (RJMSR)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (TE0rY)
Mad Max on steroids.
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 11:56 AM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 19, 2022 11:56 AM (SLHqt)
no one expects the Spanish Imposition
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 11:56 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Dr_No at January 19, 2022 11:56 AM (mu5GU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I think I would fire that taxidermist if true.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 11:56 AM (dCGWj)
Posted by: KT at January 19, 2022 11:57 AM (0ghg2)
"Get the hell off me, you smelly round-eye!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Ahem.
That's lound eye !
Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 11:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 11:57 AM (GYllL)
As I've been saying since the Clinton's and their Dixie Mafia sycophantic trash first darkened the doors of the White House in '93:
"The infantilization and emasculation of America proceeds unabated."
[But I didn't expect it to exponentially ramp-up and spread worldwide among the former Free World on soyroids as it now has.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 11:57 AM (FrpsD)
Expect crime to go up. An awful lot of felony arrests begin with a stop for traffic infractions.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2022 11:57 AM (3YVs3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 11:57 AM (UuD2k)
The Salt Lake paper made a big deal of how restrictions were "shouted down," but would that have really made a difference if these restrictions were put in place through the normal lawmaking process?
Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 11:57 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 19, 2022 11:57 AM (eGTCV)
Against All Odds Jeff Bridges > The Dude
(Appearance-wise, not character-wise)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (URNdm)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 19, 2022 11:56 AM (RJMSR)
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Yeah, such a good friend said something like "He died at the right time".
Just like good friends do when you've suffocated under a pillow.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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I have no complaints. Just feeling a sense of terrible loss re Oregon Muse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (0iKNl)
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He needs to be turned over on his shell and left in the desert sun.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (UHVv4)
No fish puns!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Well, it was on Scalia's side anyway, Ginsberg, after Scalia's death, made some not so pleasant public remarks about Scalia.
Odd to do that for a 'friend'.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (dCGWj)
Thanks for the suggestion, I will attempt to track it down and give it a read.
Don't get me wrong, I'm generally not a negative individual, in fact my greatest joy is when I make someone else laugh and offer hospitality.
The disillusionment of the coming of Messiah to the world is that everyone though Christ would come in prominence and deliver the world from bondage. They thought He would claim the earthly mantle and put an end to the oppression. They thought he would defeat the Romans and hold a mantle of power and authority on earth.
Christ did those things, but He had no earthly majesty, He didn't smite the oppressors, He did not deliver an eternal utopia on earth. He paved the way that all the things, the bonds and chains placed on us in this world, would not be used to bind us for eternity. Christ did not promise that there would be no more suffering, He promised that eventually there would be an end to suffering for those that believe, contrary to the state of those that cling to the world, for which there will never be comfort and peace. As long as I have that hope, this world can not defeat me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (7F9te)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
"I've got the power pasties and I know how to use them!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (6RgRK)
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"Your mask works. Your vaccine works. Act like it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (LvTSG)
"Get the hell off me, you smelly round-eye!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Ahem.
That's lound eye !
Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 11:57 AM (arJlL)
My family took a trip to NY for a wedding a few years back, and while we were there we went to the city and went to Chinatown. My idiot BIL called me Round Eye the whole day.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (Ez6QX)
That's the point, though, isn't it? Eliminate the voice of the states to be replaced by the voice of The State.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 11:57 AM (GYllL)
Roger Stone ain't one of those associates I assume.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (RJMSR)
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"Stay in your lane" deemed a racist microaggression.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (0iKNl)
Yeah. There is a hole there that I still don't know the size of.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (YFAIE)
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (6eRlp)
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (np28b)
No, they pretty much already have that; they want US to obey every dictat too. That's where their 'rub' is.
And when the CDC sez cloth masks don't work, they ignore it. When Pfizer and Israel say that repeated "booster" shots do nothing, they ignore that too. When the WHO, not exactly a paragon of honesty, says there is absolutely no value in giving the shots to kids; right out the window that info goes.
Cower forever, ignore the Science, COMPLY.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:54 AM (KZzsI)
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It's a start...
Posted by: Doctor Evil at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (DnWKq)
Same place as the plastic straws and plastic grocery bags that we all just HAD to get rid of 2 years ago.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (N39Ws)
He has gotten very scruffy as of late. Very old man under a bridge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (KZzsI)
I've driven many times on the AB
my relatives built the AB
I-5 aint no AB
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at January 19, 2022 12:00 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 12:00 PM (sVtYq)
Yup, and the power to approve of Federal Officers and Judges was given to the SENATE, thus giving the States representatives a say in who RAN the Fed Government.
Thus, the States themselves once had a say in who was on the Supreme Court... and that was done intentionally.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 12:00 PM (oHd/0)
Just like good friends do when you've suffocated under a pillow.
Posted by: Axeman
Karma is a stone cold bitch for Ginsberg and the timing of her death.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 12:00 PM (dCGWj)
Uh. . . where are they going to make up that revenue?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 12:00 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (KZzsI)
Plus he talks like he has dentures that don't fit right.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 12:00 PM (Ez6QX)
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Ma Barker became a criminal mastermind only after the FBI had killed her. It's almost as if the FBI lied and smeared her to cover-up their mistake. (Her sons were definitely criminals.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 12:00 PM (FVME7)
May the good LORD hold him in Heaven and comfort his family and friends. May his memory be a blessing.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (QMwOT)
Amen. Just read of his passing and very saddened by it.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (/N5me)
Uh. . . where are they going to make up that revenue?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 12:00 PM (URNdm)
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Tax the rich!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (LvTSG)
"NOOOoOoOOoOOO!!!1!!!"
--Perpetual tweens
Personal responsibility, maturity, and independence is like sunlight to a vampire for these people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (KZzsI)
Seems like more of a gargoyle than a living carbon-based simian creature.
Heh. Gargoyles are guardians, so maybe the picture would work. I remember some cartoon of the gargoyles coming to life to protect their cities. Silicon-based lifeforms ftw.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 11:57 AM (GYllL)
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Hey now ... all that matters is Cocaine Mitch helped get us the Garland Archipelago and DOJ Stasi, plus Kavanaugh and Barrett -- so he's got that going for him.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (FrpsD)
my guess is 8 before he gets the hook
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (us2H3)
Be sure to remind her of that when she posts her illness on Facebook fishing for sympathy points.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (nfrXX)
Good luck on getting affordable automobile insurance.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Zombie O'Brien, Inner Party Member at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2022 12:02 PM (3YVs3)
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Just going to rely on road rage to determine who gets to go where, when, and how?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 12:02 PM (FVME7)
Joe the Monkey is fine
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 19, 2022 12:02 PM (opHsK)
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You must wear a mask to protect Granny.
She could not possibly be going through the green when you run the red.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 12:02 PM (XHhHI)
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Yep, those things don't give a shit how many SUV's we drive, or how much cows fart.
When they're ready to go 'splodey, they go 'splodey.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 12:02 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Zombie O'Brien, Inner Party Member at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (786Ro)
Fuck off, Stelter, you're getting sprinkles all over my jacket.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 12:02 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 12:02 PM (HhfIU)
That's right - I'm enjoying French toast with pure VT maple syrup for lunch.
(By the way, OM wasn't one of those 'no syrup on French toast' guys was he? It wouldn't feel right having this if he was. It would still be delicious, but it wouldn't feel right.)
Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2022 12:03 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2022 12:03 PM (0iKNl)
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (np28b)
May we all spend a few more minutes on our knees praying today. For OM and his family and friends.
"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived."
Gen. Patton
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2022 12:03 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2022 12:03 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Nice !
Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 12:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2022 12:02 PM (3YVs3)
It's just a more pompous and faggy House. We might as well just call them "at large" representatives.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (UuD2k)
Like an American.
Anyone who tells you that it is better with butter and salt is probably a graduate from Berkeley.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (iKRmB)
Posted by: Zombie O'Brien, Inner Party Member at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (786Ro)
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Say no more!
Know what I mean?
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2022 12:03 PM (VJsqe)
I don't think so. He was a 'no ketchup on hot dogs' guy, though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (Ez6QX)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest this will be a very... selective lack of enforcement. Based on perceived socio-economic status and ethnic group
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: klaftern at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (vN+oL)
Yes which I why I lost the tiny bit of respect. You don't have to be an adversary and can be a friendly peer but don't be a fool. RGB obviously thought Scalia was a Neanderthal and humored his attempt at being her friend.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (RJMSR)
Same place as the plastic straws and plastic grocery bags that we all just HAD to get rid of 2 years ago.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (N39Ws)
And this is why my county's new plastic bag tax drives me nuts...if we care about stopping viral spread, like hospitals, you want to use disposable stuff. Reusing anything just invites the growth of harmful bacteria and other gross stuff that can make you sick and shoot down your immune system, making you susceptible to more viruses/bacteria/fungi.
But no - we somehow decide to get rid of plastic straws and bags when they are at their highest use...sigh...
Posted by: Nova local at January 19, 2022 12:05 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (UuD2k)
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With many more rules that protect the minority and slow things down like the filibuster.
In the House, the Speaker is all but king, being able to make things happen at whim with the power they wield over their caucus. It's different in the Senate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 12:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (eGTCV)
Making private transportation more expensive and onerous is part of The Plan.
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 12:05 PM (6eRlp)
Naw, they'll use Australia and Canada.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 12:05 PM (URNdm)
I have stopped being nice to these people. They are mentally ill and have said we the unjabbes, are trying to kill them. That is all I need to hear. It's war now. If one of the stupid ones say something like that to me, I would point out that if they got a tetanus shot I would not have to get a tetanus shot for theirs to work. I would tell them how stupid they sound making statements like that. I don't care anymore about their feelings. F them.
Posted by: Megthered at January 19, 2022 12:05 PM (22oUN)
(Appearance-wise, not character-wise)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 11:58 AM (URNdm)
Jeff Bridges was in the highly underrated movie Arlington Road.
Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 12:05 PM (mZUr4)
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I don't completely agree. Obviously, the Senate is different than what the founders envisioned, but it is still a completely different body than the House. It does represent the constituents of each State to some extent more than the House. Its not perfect, but our federalist system is still a very unique form of governance and the brilliance of the founders to conjure up a system so unique still amazes me.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at January 19, 2022 12:05 PM (sX1BW)
I've driven many times on the AB
my relatives built the AB
I-5 aint no AB
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (us2H3)
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I think the best term for I-5 is STAU.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 12:06 PM (axyOa)
If the vaccine doesn't work? There is no benefit to a mandate.
If this doesn't register because you have decided logic is racist?
You deserve the pain that your life should become.
Posted by: ertdfg at January 19, 2022 12:06 PM (I388C)
Good Thoughtful Post.
Tough first post after the last.
Terrible monkey.
2022 sucks.
FJB, f'ng Fauci, the chi-coms and everybody that makes medical care political.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2022 12:06 PM (coYBh)
maybe, but there is definitely a level of collegiality and kinship among lawyers and judges that transcends their positions on topics or politics, like they are in a special club that sets them apart (and above) others. I would guess this is very exaggerated at the Supreme Court level.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 12:06 PM (KZzsI)
Also, the awful Tron Legacy. He's looking at me right now from the backglass on that Pin.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 12:06 PM (iKRmB)
If true, more evidence Trump will not be permitted on the GOP ticket should he run again. I'd think the man has a number of very personal scores to settle and McConnell is likely near the top of that list.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 12:06 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2022 12:02 PM (3YVs3 It's just a more pompous and faggy House. We might as well just call them "at large" representatives. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (UuD2k)
Because the Senate votes at least twice on everything (once for the rule, once for the actual bill), they have the unique ability to do (as John Kerry bragged about) to vote for something before they vote against it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2022 12:07 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 19, 2022 12:07 PM (opHsK)
Posted by: Dogbert at January 19, 2022 12:07 PM (Z9HSN)
Like an American.
Anyone who tells you that it is better with butter and salt is probably a graduate from Berkeley.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (iKRmB)
Likely wears crocs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 12:07 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Well written and beautifully expressed.
FWIW, Silverlock is a deep dive into humanity and its foibles while at the same time drinking deep from the well of Western literature.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 12:08 PM (dCGWj)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 12:08 PM (iKRmB)
Nothing in our system was made for *parties* or what the Founders called "factions". And definitely not for the solidification of factions such that the majority feels that their agenda is so important that no compromise can be made with the other faction.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 12:08 PM (XHhHI)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest this will be a very... selective lack of enforcement. Based on perceived socio-economic status and ethnic group
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (KZzsI)
I don't know, but I'm guessing by that they mean they're going to put up a shitload of red light cams and speed cams, and basically take the cops off of the main roads. They'll still show up for accidents, but that's about it.
Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 12:08 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Megthered at January 19, 2022 12:05 PM (22oUN)
My current strategy is to just be joyfully normal around these people and to refuse to enter their dystopia with them.
Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 12:08 PM (6RgRK)
good luck getting car insurance there
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 12:08 PM (geLO8)
https://tinyurl.com/2p992ssw
A piece of legislation that was quietly included in the infrastructure bill signed by Biden would give the U.S. government access to a 'kill switch' linked to law enforcement in all new vehicles from 2026.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 12:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (FVME7)
Latest out of Israel shows no significant difference between 3 jabbers and four jabbers with omicron.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 12:09 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 19, 2022 12:09 PM (RJMSR)
Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2022 12:09 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (6eRlp)
Yep, so this is the part of the game when they get really dangerous.
A dangerous person who knows their game is up and there will be consequences tends toward desperate measures to prevent this.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 19, 2022 12:09 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: blaster at January 19, 2022 12:09 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2022 11:59 AM (N39Ws)
I would love to know where we're supposed to get an endless supply of N95 masks, since they're meant to be thrown away after each use.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 12:09 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2022 11:53 AM (Fs5vw)
With librarian glasses, seductively eating a banana, to loosely adapt the monkey theme.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 12:10 PM (SH2Zi)
I'm still terrified of making the "wrong" choice. Highly dysfunctional upbringing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 12:10 PM (II3Gr)
Senate needs to go back to being representatives of the State. We did a lot of stupid shit in the early 1900s. Income Tax. Fed Bank. Prohibition. Changing the Senate.
We need to put some of this stuff back. I'd have Senators appointed by their State Governments, one the direct representative of the Governor, one of their Legislature, and they serve no set term, but serve at the whim of those who appointed them (can be recalled at ANY time).
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 12:10 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 12:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 12:09 PM (Ez6QX)
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Not to mention you need training in how to fit them to your face.
And that small particles of sawdust can still get through...
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 12:10 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: paulnjax at January 19, 2022 12:10 PM (O1n6R)
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink at January 19, 2022 11:40 AM (geLO
This comment was meant for above: Read the Rasmussen link or any number of digests of it out there in right blogosphere. The numbers are shocking and eye-opening.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 12:11 PM (SH2Zi)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest this will be a very... selective lack of enforcement. Based on perceived socio-economic status and ethnic group
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 12:04 PM (KZzsI)
I don't know, but I'm guessing by that they mean they're going to put up a shitload of red light cams and speed cams, and basically take the cops off of the main roads. They'll still show up for accidents, but that's about it.
Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 12:08 PM (FJYfm)
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I actually heard yesterday that traffic cams are now racist as the majority of tickets being issued due to cam violations are going to minorities.
Go figure.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 12:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 12:09 PM (Ez6QX)
And use is limited to around an hour before it's saturated and useless.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 12:11 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 12:10 PM (II3Gr)
Me too. I always plot the worst case scenario of each choice and choose the one I can best live with.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 19, 2022 12:11 PM (ONvIw)
Seems like more of a gargoyle than a living carbon-based simian creature.
Heh. Gargoyles are guardians, so maybe the picture would work. I remember some cartoon of the gargoyles coming to life to protect their cities. Silicon-based lifeforms ftw.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 19, 2022 12:01 PM (MIKMs)
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Maybe add a toupee (didn't Mike Connors wear one in the Mannix TV series?).
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 12:11 PM (FrpsD)
Yup -- Daft Punk FTW!
Those crazy French dudes. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 12:11 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The Court has had both friendships and spiteful hate among justices like any other institution. Scorpions in a Bottle by Phil Cooper summarizes some of the old fashion hate exchanged among SC justices. Felix Frankfurther, upon learning of CJ Vinson's death, said apparently --'There is a G_d' in celebration for example.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 12:12 PM (dCGWj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 12:08 PM (KZzsI)
Delusional to think criminals won't figure out a way around those.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 12:12 PM (UuD2k)
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Well, at least I can hate more efficiently now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 12:12 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 19, 2022 12:12 PM (opHsK)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 12:12 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2022 12:09 PM (VJsqe)
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Well, they would *have* to enforce them in that case.
You're driving around being racist. That can't be allowed.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 12:12 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: f'd at January 19, 2022 12:12 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Galactic Emperor at January 19, 2022 12:12 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Magilla Gorilla at January 19, 2022 12:13 PM (4I/2K)
and basically take the cops off of the main roads. They'll still show up for accidents, but that's about it.
Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 12:08 PM (FJYfm)
So Seattle wants cops to be akin to the guys at a construction site waving the "slow down" sign while drinking a cup of coffee.
Donuts optional.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2022 12:13 PM (n+4am)
Go figure.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 12:11 PM (axyOa)
Well that just can't be, since we all know People of Color can't get driver's licenses.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 12:13 PM (Ez6QX)
Yup -- Daft Punk FTW!
Those crazy French dudes. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 12:11 PM (URNdm)
Reminds me of Flash Gordon and Queen doing the soundtrack. Flash AHHH he'll save every one of us.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 19, 2022 12:13 PM (DzyXv)
"On the ice" versus "off the ice." Part of it stems from the fact that you know your job as a lawyer is to represent your client, and it's rare that a client is completely right, so you can't hold it personally against the other lawyer that his client is an idiot. Yours might be too, and certainly next time you meet there's a good chance that it will be your client that's the idiot.
I find that men lawyers have an easier time compartmentalizing than women lawyers, in general.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2022 12:13 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 19, 2022 12:12 PM (opHsK)
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Yes, I liken it to Ralphie's certainty that his essay will convince his teacher.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 12:13 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 12:06 PM (axyOa)
lol
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 12:14 PM (us2H3)
The terror dripping out of that second paragraph is palpable. The editorial board is terrified of responsibility. They are afraid and don't know what to do and so, like the mental children they are, they demand that someone else make the choices for them.
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I think that's probably true of the drones who work for them, but the editorial boards of these papers are just pushing the command-and-control policies of the Party as far as they can. They're exploiting the fear of our dum-dum populace (and many of their dum-dum employees), but they don't share it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 12:14 PM (4odx6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 12:14 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 12:14 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: JoesephSmithIsALie at January 19, 2022 12:14 PM (EXAEL)
Frankfurther was a nasty communist, anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 12:15 PM (KZzsI)
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I don't hold it against lawyers/judges that they are congenial to each other.
It's when you see how the socialization affects clear legal thinking.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 12:15 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 12:15 PM (iKRmB)
Men without chests
Posted by: 7man at January 19, 2022 12:15 PM (qwO6y)
Gen. Patton
That is also my philosophy. To mourn is natural, but in the end, gratitude should replace grief.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2022 12:15 PM (jTmQV)
So I guess I-5 will be the American Autobahn?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (TE0rY)
It's been great for the commute!
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 19, 2022 12:15 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 12:16 PM (us2H3)
I told my wife not to even bother discussing it with her because there's no point, but then she said that as a friend, she just wanted to ask her why she's so afraid.
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Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2022 11:27 AM (KbCG3)
My suspicion is that your wife's friend does not believe in God. If everything comes to an end when you die, then death is terrifying. On the other hand, if there is Life Everlasting, death is merely a stepping-stone.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 19, 2022 12:16 PM (YQ4mh)
since they're meant to be thrown away after each use.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 12:09 PM (Ez6QX)
And use is limited to around an hour before it's saturated and useless.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 12:11 PM (6FeV1)
Wait... we're talking about masks here, right?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 12:16 PM (4odx6)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 19, 2022 12:16 PM (opHsK)
Posted by: DaveA at January 19, 2022 12:16 PM (FhXTo)
It's gonna end like the southpark ep where you have to suck and Insert a Dildo in order to drive your car
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 19, 2022 12:16 PM (DzyXv)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2022
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For exercise, Sotomayor plays teeter-totter with the 4th Marine Division!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 19, 2022 12:17 PM (txdEq)
And that small particles of sawdust can still get through...
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 12:10 PM (XHhHI)
OSHA has been pretty clear on this point for years. If you're mandating an N95 (Like the Dems want to do), fit testing and a medical questionnaire that may require a physical
Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 12:17 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 12:17 PM (BFigT)
Thank you, Ace, cobloggers and commenters. Thank you for this stream of sanity in a world that is swirling in chaos. May God bless you and keep you, may His face shine on you all, and may He give comfort and solace to OM's family in this time.
Posted by: Moki at January 19, 2022 12:17 PM (JrN/x)
Go figure.
It is truly disturbing to me how these laws and statements are being framed.
You have two choices here:
1) A certain group of people is generally more lawless and problematic than others
2) THE SYSTEM IS RAYCISS!
And they always hit button #2 no matter how this keeps reinforcing evidence for #1
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2022 12:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 12:17 PM (XHhHI)
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Geez, dude! Tell me something I don't know.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 12:17 PM (FVME7)
Traffic fatalities unexpectedly surge in Seattle
Seattle City Council demands common sense car control including 100% driverless cars by 2020
Inslee requests eleventy billion from Biden for comprehensive public transportation infrastructure, "If it saves one life. . .!"
Extinction Rebellion plans month-long protest of 'Killer cars' in downtown commerce zone in September
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 12:17 PM (URNdm)
Me too. I always plot the worst case scenario of each choice and choose the one I can best live with.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 19, 2022 12:11 PM (ONvIw)
I generally use avoidance. It's really not a great approach. But it saves me the terror and shame of maybe being "wrong" - defined as anything other than a perfect outcome at the first attempt.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 12:17 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2022 12:17 PM (3YVs3)
Are you freaking kidding me? It resolved the conflict between the Maker and Clue, allowed Tron to redeem himself, and the kid got Olivia Wilde in the real world as a sex toy. Plus, video games!!!!
Posted by: observer at January 19, 2022 12:18 PM (/MLBm)
hell, I bet 10% would literally line Republicans up against a wall and shoot them
Posted by: DB - the king is a fink
You're missing a zero...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2022 12:18 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Shane McGowan's Liver at January 19, 2022 12:19 PM (Qchvo)
https://youtu.be/_2C4piakVJ0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 12:14 PM
We have best trannies, whole world!
Posted by: Thai Motors, Inc. at January 19, 2022 12:19 PM (HhfIU)
He also said that if rats infest a habitat, which happens now and again, they just move the chimps into that habitat: problem solved.
Posted by: Nemo at January 19, 2022 12:19 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Shane McGowan's Liver at January 19, 2022 12:19 PM (Qchvo)
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Yes. You describe their zealotry well.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 12:20 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 19, 2022 12:20 PM (RJMSR)
Senate has no such rules for bills. Everything is done via unanimous consent (UC). On a big bill that typically gets lots of amendments and can take weeks to do, the leaders will work out a UC agreement covering time allotted, amendments allowed, etc. - which I guess amounts to a "rule", but there is no formal rule process.
Rules of the Senate govern different *types* of things and how they are handled - nominations, treaties, impeachment trials, etc.
Only a very few things have legislated procedure - like the Budget Act, and Reconciliation. The law sets limits on debate and germane amendments for these. But they are considered "privileged" because there is no need for UC - or cloture - to limit debate.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2022 12:22 PM (OTzUX)
You know, like what we have now. Stupid fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2022 11:49 AM (psL96)
As would be shown less than 10 years after the Constitution was ratified, Democracy leads to The Terror and dictatorship.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 19, 2022 12:23 PM (qyH+l)
Gibbon apes are terrified of water. That has allowed for some innovative zoo habitats. I forget what southern state zoo has a natural forest surrounded just by a moat . No walls , fencing , etc.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 19, 2022 12:24 PM (RJMSR)
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Funny nic ... was in Detroit for work in 1998, and a tiny petite coworker wanted to go see Shane and The Pogues in concert. It started over two hours late because he was passed out on the bus.
I'd never been in a mosh pit before; I was slamming guys left and right (football forearm shivers) trying to keep them off of this little coworker of mine. The floor was a river of beer and grime, and as we were leaving I noticed my white sneakers were completely black and trashed.
I walked her to her hotel room, and then I RAN back to mine -- only time I've been terrified in a city (especially since I didn't have my pistol). Good times, good times ..
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 12:26 PM (Psqzc)
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 19, 2022 12:27 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: Nemo at January 19, 2022 12:19 PM (S6ArX)
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So the rats gorge themselves on the chimps, fall asleep to take a nap, and then the rats can be safely removed? Sounds a bit gruesome to me...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2022 12:27 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
True Mexican Standoff.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 19, 2022 12:34 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: LE MENTRY at January 19, 2022 12:35 PM (SFjVN)
Can't wait until the first POC hits some of the
It would be epic to film and post on the interwebs.
We avoid I5 at all costs.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 12:36 PM (GYllL)
Can we please move the chimps into the House of Representatives, Senate, and White House?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 19, 2022 12:37 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Angel at January 19, 2022 12:56 PM (SJ4Xh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 11:52 AM (DU+/6)
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Well said. We lost the plot over a century ago.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 11:55 AM (XHhHI)
The direct election of Senators was indeed a bad idea; even worse now is the fact that we do not, by and large, want limited government. If we went back to the way it used to be, Senators would be sent to DC by state governments with strict orders to bring home the bacon and plug holes in profligate state government's budgets.
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 19, 2022 01:17 PM (CdZ4i)
Not exactly. Chimps enjoy killing things, and they're very good at it. The rats provide them with a little vicious entertainment.
Posted by: Nemo at January 19, 2022 03:41 PM (S6ArX)
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