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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2022 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)
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Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2022 08:33 PM (mdaT8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 08:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 08:33 PM (vL8EJ)
Sponge
Posted by: f'd at January 11, 2022 08:34 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Mishdog at January 11, 2022 08:30 PM (Un6zc)
Yeah, so did I. Kinzinger is a twat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 08:34 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 08:34 PM (yQpMk)
So bloated looking with a Spock goatee?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 08:34 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2022 08:34 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: InCali at January 11, 2022 08:34 PM (eFvmN)
My dog Benji was watching me work at the table and would not stop whining until I picked him up and cuddled him. He is now sitting contentedly in my lap.
Posted by: jmel at January 11, 2022 08:34 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 08:34 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 08:34 PM (V13WU)
NGU congratulations. Spoil the living bejeebus out of the little guy as soon as you can. They grow up fast. Granddaughter will be 20 next month.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 11, 2022 08:36 PM (2NHgQ)
He's threatening our democracy!! Zomg!!
Posted by: InCali at January 11, 2022 08:34 PM (eFvmN)
Yeah, don't question anything. Just listen to what I tell you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 08:36 PM (dNqv+)
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Posted by: Beartooth at January 11, 2022 08:37 PM (j7VPE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2022 08:38 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 08:38 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 08:39 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 11, 2022 08:39 PM (ZCD4H)
Posted by: Mishdog at January 11, 2022 08:31 PM (Un6zc)
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You have that backwards. Goldberg has deteriorated markedly over the last decade.
DiCaprio - who is an actor who changes his appearance for specific movie roles - has decided to ape Goldberg's bloated look for money.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 08:40 PM (llXky)
Someone will pray for Zod's Parker House rolls. Do it.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 08:40 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2022 08:41 PM (R/m4+)
Albert Kesselring. Luftwaffe who managed to survive the war. In charge of Luftflotte 2 IIRC during the Battle of Britain. Then he went to the Russian Front. Then he kept Italy in the war from '43 to '45.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 08:41 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: Mookie at January 11, 2022 08:41 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 08:42 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 11, 2022 08:39 PM (ZCD4H)
I guess we have to trust the videographer knows the difference.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 11, 2022 08:42 PM (VJ4aP)
It is hard to get good rise out of, you know, actual houses.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2022 08:42 PM (ZMraq)
Scanned as "has decided to rape."
Do what you must, Gilbert Grape.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 08:42 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2022 08:43 PM (63Dwl)
It identified as a sunrise. Don't be settist!
Posted by: Mookie at January 11, 2022 08:41 PM (u+Y3T)
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Looks like the fading burst of a hydrogen bomb to me.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 08:43 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 11, 2022 08:43 PM (ZCD4H)
Posted by: micky at January 11, 2022 08:44 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2022 08:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2022 08:42 PM (ZMraq)
(Surveys wreckage of Baltimore, looks at flour-covered hands, looks at Baltimore)
Baltimore. They would've tasted like ass in any event.
On to making cheese.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 08:45 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2022 08:41 PM (R/m4+)
I doubt it. The entire weasel family is lean muscle and they usually have scent glands that produce foul odors.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 08:45 PM (7cRTM)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2022 08:41 PM (R/m4+)
How hungry are you ??
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 08:45 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 08:45 PM (uXonU)
Do what you must, Gilbert Grape.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 08:42 PM (x8kT3)
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Of course, Leonardo still has five to ten times as much charisma as Goldberg. Plus, he owns pants that fit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 08:45 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2022 08:44 PM (63Dwl)
cookies is different, you use baking powder.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2022 08:46 PM (ZMraq)
Camera is looking at the south-ish side of the trees, which has less snow on it than the other sides. Sun is to the left, therefore sunrise.
Posted by: ballistic at January 11, 2022 08:46 PM (oXNqT)
You. are. amazing. How did you come to be such an encyclopedia of this kind of stuff?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2022 08:46 PM (VmY0m)
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 08:45 PM (x8kT3)
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*shoves warm loaf of sourdough bread through the USB port*
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 08:46 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2022 08:41 PM (R/m4+)
You can trade their fur for a seven course meal.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 11, 2022 08:47 PM (VJ4aP)
And speaking of bats (LS and Adirondack) we could use a few swings at getting to the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me me.
Posted by: micky at January 11, 2022 08:47 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 11, 2022 08:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLLEBAQLZ3Q
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 11, 2022 08:47 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 08:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 08:48 PM (yQpMk)
A Sinema-Kidman genetically modified child, on the other hand...
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 08:48 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 08:45 PM (7cRTM)
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Each Lent, there is a discussion among Catholics in Michigan as to whether muskrat counts as meat on Fridays. The story goes that when the Jesuits first arrived, they decided that the aquatic mammals could count as fish - a decision no doubt influence by the near-starvation state of their flocks.
Alas, no firm documentation of this exists. In recent years, it has been the custom of the Archdiocese of Detroit to rule that yes, muskrat can be counted as fish because eating it is penance enough.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 08:49 PM (llXky)
Camera is looking at the south-ish side of the trees, which has less snow on it than the other sides. Sun is to the left, therefore sunrise.
Posted by: ballistic at January 11, 2022 08:46 PM (oXNqT)
Nice deduction but looking at wrong photo / vid.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 11, 2022 08:50 PM (VJ4aP)
Bluebell.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 08:50 PM (x8kT3)
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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 08:51 PM (llXky)
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Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 08:52 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 11, 2022 08:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: DaveA at January 11, 2022 08:52 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2022 08:53 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 11, 2022 08:50 PM (VJ4aP)
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I'll see myself out
Posted by: ballistic at January 11, 2022 08:53 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 08:51 PM (llXky)
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And the church determined it could be eaten on Friday, being a water critter (like marshwiggles).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 11, 2022 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2022 08:54 PM (VmY0m)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 08:51 PM (yQpMk)
Imperial Akademie Scientific Physiological Institut preserved the younger, hotter Kidman deoxyribonucleic acid. The resulting configuration will have all the positive attributes of the young, hot-as-hell Kidman without the older worn-out-handbag aesthetic failures.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 08:54 PM (x8kT3)
Pretty much back to normal save a bit of mucus congestion and no appetite. But keep testing positive.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 08:54 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: jmel at January 11, 2022 08:34 PM (bVhJi)
Smart doggeh!
Posted by: Conor at January 11, 2022 08:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Javems at January 11, 2022 08:55 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 08:51 PM (yQpMk)
Sad isn't it. What a beauty she was in Batman. Loved her, but time marches on.
Posted by: Mishdog at January 11, 2022 08:55 PM (Un6zc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 08:55 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: jmel at January 11, 2022 08:34 PM (bVhJi)
That otter be some fine eating!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 08:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 11, 2022 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Yes, and from my legislative days, it was customary for Downriver legislators to threaten to serve muskrat when their first bill was passed (when one's first bill was passed, you had to buy the chamber lunch).
I remember eating a turtle gumbo, but I don't think anyone actually brought muskrat in.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 08:56 PM (llXky)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 08:56 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 08:56 PM (hOUT3)
There's one aerial intelligence photo in Air War and the one animal in the picture is labeled - "female water buffalo"
That's some good intelligence there.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 08:57 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 08:54 PM (x8kT3)
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Amy Adams is Kidman in her final form.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 08:58 PM (llXky)
Posted by: redchief at January 11, 2022 08:59 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 08:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2022 09:00 PM (mdaT8)
Posted by: CN at January 11, 2022 09:00 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 08:52 PM (wyw4S)
Well, thanks. Surgery at GW last Monday; pathology on my neck came back negative today, so that's good. The tumor was removed, so that's good. In some pain, but pain's just what it is. Talking with the surgeon tomorrow morning; expect to hear that cancer is in my rearview.
Beautiful.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:01 PM (x8kT3)
Alas, no firm documentation of this exists. In recent years, it has been the custom of the Archdiocese of Detroit to rule that yes, muskrat can be counted as fish because eating it is penance enough.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 08:49 PM (llXky)
The family story is that my great-uncle Ommie took Grandpa Matt and Grandma Helen to a fancy French restaurant for Good Friday, and Grandma ordered the frogs' legs. Grandpa asked her if she was sure it was fish or was it meat, and got told rather brusquely that for that price it was fish.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2022 09:01 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2022 09:01 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 09:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2022 09:00 PM (mdaT8
Meh. Pale redhead doesn't do it for me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:01 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 09:02 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 11, 2022 09:02 PM (VJ4aP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2022 09:02 PM (mdaT8)
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:01 PM (x8kT3)
Great news. Demand the doctor give you the tumor in a jar, so you can taunt it forever. Do it now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2022 09:03 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 09:03 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:03 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 09:04 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:01 PM (x8kT3)
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Wow! That's wonderful! Hallelujah! Very glad to hear it.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 09:04 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at January 11, 2022 09:05 PM (Xrfse)
(Nods over shoulder at warehouse-sized facility filled with busy, white-coated types)
They continue to insist that there are but two genders.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:05 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 09:05 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at January 11, 2022 09:06 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 11, 2022 09:06 PM (VJ4aP)
Posted by: NO DOZ at January 11, 2022 09:06 PM (sxxt+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2022 09:06 PM (hQ23g)
If the Democrats get their clock cleaned in 2022, Hillary can run in 2024 as the change candidate.
Hahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 09:06 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 11, 2022 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at January 11, 2022 09:06 PM (Xrfse
Yoo doooin it wrong
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:06 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: CN at January 11, 2022 09:06 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:06 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 11, 2022 09:06 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2022 09:01 PM (hQ23g)
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I liked her in "Moulin Rouge."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 09:08 PM (llXky)
Posted by: mindful webworker - comment cafeteria at January 11, 2022 09:08 PM (sxxt+)
She scared me in that crazy cult sex movie
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:09 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 09:10 PM (vL8EJ)
I liked her in [enter the movie title where she was the hot teacher who mounted her student and he killed her husband because he was cross-eyed hot for teacher].
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:11 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:05 PM (x8kT3)
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Funny how Old Hollywood would take a "hot property" and try to keep her sober/functional so that more movies could be made. This was exploitation.
New Hollywood allows them to become mentally ill and unemployable. This is progress.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 09:11 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:11 PM (hOUT3)
I liked her in [enter the movie title where she was the hot teacher who mounted her student and he killed her husband because he was cross-eyed hot for teacher].
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:11 PM (x8kT3)
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Van Halen shares this sentiment.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 09:11 PM (llXky)
Posted by: CppThis at January 11, 2022 09:12 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:05 PM (x8kT3)
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Funny how Old Hollywood would take a "hot property" and try to keep her sober/functional so that more movies could be made. This was exploitation.
New Hollywood allows them to become mentally ill and unemployable. This is progress.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 09:11 PM (llXky)
Isn't it more that New(er) Hollywood *makes* them mentally ill? As in Harvey Weinstein, Bryan Singer, apparently most of Disney, etc etc
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:13 PM (llON8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:13 PM (4fSQf)
Much thanks. I was very fortunate; early detection and...superb transoral robotic surgery.
Yes--a robot driven by a mere human extracted the offending gobbet from Zod's throat.
Pro tip: Never watch the Youtube video of the radical medical procedure that you are about to enjoy.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:14 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 08:45 PM (7cRTM)
Um...have you actually met the Weasel family?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 11, 2022 09:14 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 08:59 PM (yQpMk)
"To blave" I think. I dunno, I wasn't listening carefully
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2022 09:14 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 09:14 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:15 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:14 PM (x8kT3)
This is wise.
Now email me about cheese, or I will flood the zone with YouTube videos of disturbing procedures.
Forever.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 11, 2022 09:16 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: CppThis at January 11, 2022 09:12 PM (UewuT)
istr someone posting a link to an interview with Kubrick where he mentioned he didn't like spending much time in Hollywood because of a sense of creepiness and/or evil.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:16 PM (llON8)
Posted by: CppThis at January 11, 2022 09:16 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
And Dan Schneider from Nickelodeon. He's one of the worst.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 09:18 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2022 09:18 PM (todmg)
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:14 PM (x8kT3)
I guess it is a really good thing that I understand exactly what you are talking about!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 11, 2022 09:06 PM
Tell me, Pvt. Notorious, in your own words, what seems to be your major malfunction this evening?
Posted by: GySgt Hartman, Councilor at January 11, 2022 09:20 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Saffron Hoare, Queen of Furries, 3rd Layer Down in the Yiff Pile at January 11, 2022 09:20 PM (gMabG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 09:20 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at January 11, 2022 09:21 PM (7MBHe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:22 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 11, 2022 09:23 PM (mdaT8)
Now email me about cheese, or I will flood the zone with YouTube videos of disturbing procedures.
Forever.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 11, 2022 09:16 PM (Q9lwr)
Here at AoS we prefer the term, fromage.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 11, 2022 09:23 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:22 PM (4fSQf)
Used to be but somebody moved it.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 11, 2022 09:24 PM (VJ4aP)
Forever.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 11, 2022 09:16 PM
Are there really that many videos of maple syrup being poured on French Toast, Manhattans being shaken, and Red Sox World Series victories existent?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2022 09:24 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2022 09:24 PM (todmg)
Posted by: squid_hunt at January 11, 2022 09:21 PM (7MBHe)
Can you imagine how bad it would be if they were not only evil but competent as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:24 PM (hOUT3)
How bad do you have to suck to get turned down by CheeseBurgler?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:24 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: ZOD
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Concur.
Did this prior to my back surgery.
Not a good idea.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 11, 2022 09:24 PM (Oy+3b)
Fromunda.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 11, 2022 09:23 PM (mdaT8
We were wondering earlier how you wipe your ass.
Hose?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:26 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 11, 2022 09:24 PM (Oy+3b)
Yes! Not even after the fact!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:26 PM (hOUT3)
>>It's fun that the CDC admits the vaccine does not work at the same time the president is illegally demanding a vaccine mandate and the Supreme Court is deciding whether they can justify it.
I think the biggest reveal was at the Fauchi hearing where he referred to the virus as being Wiley.
Yeah, the virus is wiley and it's hoodwinked and bamboozled the scientific community and they don't know nothing about no virus.
It's all complete and utter horseshit.
And on another note, the client at Penn State signed off on the notice of completion and acceptance.
IT IS ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 09:26 PM (Tfohu)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:27 PM (hOUT3)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Kesselring
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 08:55 PM (vL8E
I saw Millennium Falcon open for Kesselring at the Mos Eisley Arena in '78. They played for 12 parsecs.
Posted by: O.G. Wakanobe at January 11, 2022 09:27 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 08:45 PM (7cRTM)
Um...have you actually met the Weasel family?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I didn't think weasel or his lovely wife smelled foul in anyway!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 09:27 PM (UUBmN)
All of them...SIR!
Posted by: Pvt. Notorious BFD at January 11, 2022 09:28 PM (Xrfse)
https://youtu.be/J9zn12hIbpM
Yakovlev fighters, Heinkel bombers, Messerschmidt fighters, German concentration camp prisoners and Russia as a Hellhole.
What's not to like?
Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2022 09:28 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2022 09:28 PM (todmg)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2022 09:29 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 09:14 PM (vL8EJ)
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My understanding is that the source material was based in pre-WW I Vienna.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 09:30 PM (llXky)
Hose?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:26 PM (4fSQf)
A staffer and a six foot long stick with an attached rag.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 11, 2022 09:30 PM (mdaT8)
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 08:45 PM (x8kT3)
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*shoves warm loaf of sourdough bread through the USB port*
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 08:46 PM
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Sweet cheese are made of cream
Who am I to dis a Brie?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2022 09:30 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 11, 2022 09:30 PM (Krkau)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 09:30 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Pvt. Notorious BFD at January 11, 2022 09:31 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 09:31 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 09:31 PM (wzRlZ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 08:59 PM (yQpMk)
Courage
Posted by: Dan Rather at January 11, 2022 09:31 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 11, 2022 09:30 PM (Krkau)
Sun rises in the East. Duh.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:31 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 09:30 PM (llXky)
I would have thought modern day Hollywood?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:32 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 11, 2022 09:32 PM (sAXJ5)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 08:45 PM (7cRTM)
Um...have you actually met the Weasel family?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I didn't think weasel or his lovely wife smelled foul in anyway!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 09:27 PM (UUBmN)
Weasel Woman was the very first Bacon Wench.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:32 PM (llON8)
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 11, 2022 09:32 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 11, 2022 09:32 PM (Krkau)
I didn't check it today. Will check in the morning before work!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 09:33 PM (UUBmN)
I'm a little freaked out about this, as I don't want to go to the doctor or ER with all this COVID nonsense going on. From everything I looked up, this could go away (if it's bell's palsy). But just wondering if anyone has any experience with this, either themselves or with people they know.
Thank you.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:33 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: John Roberts at January 11, 2022 09:33 PM (todmg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 11, 2022 09:30 PM (Krkau)
Are you looking at the picture in the morning or the evening?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 11, 2022 09:33 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 11, 2022 09:33 PM (Oy+3b)
Forever. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 11, 2022 09:16 PM (Q9lwr)
Cheese disciple? Amateur Joycean? Need love advice? Shuck/Jive enthusiast? Recovering theist? All are welcome.
dontcuttheredwire@protonmail.com
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:33 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 09:33 PM (wzRlZ)
In other words Tom should have been reading Ostara?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 09:34 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: Pvt. Notorious BFD at January 11, 2022 09:34 PM (Xrfse)
Thank you.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:33 PM (Do5
Did you get vaccinated? It's seriously listed as a possible side effect.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:34 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Like I said, she didn't smell bad at all, in fact, she smell quite good...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 09:34 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 11, 2022 09:32 PM (sAXJ5)
Molte grazie, friend.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:34 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 09:35 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: J
in fairness, there is some thought that roberts and others want to use this not to just do hardcore crush vids of bidens nuts but to do some hardcore crush vids of chevrn and the cmmerce
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 11, 2022 09:35 PM (K3ZCc)
>>Speaking I scotus, the fact they are takin so long to decide is worrying me. It should be an easy 5-4 lolgf Brandon decision
There are only two actual judges on the panel, the rest are apparatchiks for different factions.
So there may be some horsetrading going on, either way, I expect a constitutionally illiterate ruling fairly soon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 09:35 PM (Tfohu)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 11, 2022 09:35 PM (mCh4j)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:33 PM (Do5/p)
No matter what, prayers for your well being are ascending!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:32 PM (hOUT3)
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Pre-war Vienna was remarkably decadent. The Habsburgs were played out, the Empire was rich but in terminal decline, so the upper classes of the era did what ours are doing now - partying like it's the end of the world.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 09:36 PM (llXky)
Pretty much. A sorry state of affairs.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 11, 2022 09:36 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 09:37 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 11, 2022 09:38 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 11, 2022 09:38 PM (Krkau)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:34 PM
Nope, not vaccinated. Haven't been sick in years. Haven't been out of my apartment over the past year or so other than to pick up groceries. Work from home.
Only thing I can figure is I have a bad tooth which could have caused an infection which could have affected a nerve or something. Been reading as much as I can on facial numbness for the past 6 hours since it happened. I know the best thing to do is go to the doctor, and in normal times I would. But with the COVID nonsense, I'm leaving that as last resort if this doesn't go away.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:38 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 11, 2022 09:38 PM (Krkau)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 11, 2022 09:39 PM (mCh4j)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:39 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 11, 2022 09:38 PM
It wants your essence.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2022 09:39 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: J
thanks, have used that but there is no other site, anywhere in the internets that is needs so many resources.
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 11, 2022 09:39 PM (K3ZCc)
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I had it after my third baby. You need to see an ENT. They should prescribe a steroid and an antiviral like Valtrex. It is cause by a herpes type virus inflammation of the main nerve in your face. The danger is mainly to your eyesight if you can't close your eye completely. It can take months to clear up with treatment, longer without. A few never fully get over it completely and it can come back again.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 09:40 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 08:59 PM (yQpMk)
Courage
Posted by: Dan Rather at January 11, 2022 09:31 PM (rF64X)
Love. Mushrat love to be exact.
Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2022 09:40 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:38 PM (Do5/p)
Your odds with COVID are very small. Just wear a mask and distance from people. You can't ignore something that is happening for something that might happen.
Go to the doctor.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:40 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 11, 2022 09:40 PM (Krkau)
My first husband had Bell's Palsey. It's important to put drops in the eye on the affected side. They gave him micro shocks on the affected side of his face, to keep the muscles from atrophy. You wouldn't know he'd had it. He did say that food on the affected side tasted like cellophane.
Go and get it checked out. You don't want to lose your vision in one eye.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 11, 2022 09:40 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 11, 2022 09:41 PM (rF64X)
...and you too ZOD, although I am shocked you allowed cancer to infiltrate, unless perhaps YD discerned the true reason; that you wished to jar a specimen so that you could mock it endlessly. That seems very ZOD-ish.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:41 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:35 PM
Thank you, sir. Really appreciated!
Fuck.Covid. Go to the doctor
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 09:35 PM
I'm not afraid of COVID. I don't trust doctors. Or really I don't trust the COVID protocols. They may end up testing me and I get a false positive and then who knows what they do with me after that.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:41 PM (Do5/p)
Yeah, self-diagnosis can sometimes be a mistake. Don't get me wrong...I'm a typical guy who won't seek help until the barn's on fire. Anyway, hope you get it resolved.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 11, 2022 09:42 PM (Xrfse)
Beautiful.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:01 PM (x8kT3)
Wonderful to read Zod. 2022 starts off on the right foot for the Aztec warlord.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 11, 2022 09:42 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 11, 2022 09:42 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:41 PM (Do5
That's all in your head. Your local doc isn't a CDC black hat. Go get checked out. There's hundreds of millions of people who had or have COVID. You won't be special if they 'find out'.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:43 PM (4fSQf)
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I'm not afraid of COVID. I don't trust doctors. Or really I don't trust the COVID protocols. They may end up testing me and I get a false positive and then who knows what they do with me after that.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:41 PM (Do5/p)
Ugh, can't say I blame you.
Is there anyone who can go along with you?? or at least, who you can call to check up on you every so often?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:43 PM (llON8)
Happened to my BnL.
Go to the doc.
Everyone is a bit different but there's probably not much doc can do but that depends on your case. BnL needed eye drops and an eye patch for awhile. Couldn't blink properly. It'll take a long time to heal. It sucks but you do get better.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2022 09:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Thanks everyone for the prayers and well wishes! Greatly appreciated. I actually am seeing a very competent surgeon and have great confidence in him.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 09:44 PM (UUBmN)
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You won't be special if they 'find out'.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:43 PM (4fSQf)
And how do *you* know he isn't special??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:44 PM (llON8)
If you need a doctor you need a doctor. Just go.
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 09:44 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 11, 2022 09:32 PM (Krkau)
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Think the White House is sending them nudge notes?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 09:44 PM (Tw76q)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 11, 2022 09:44 PM (rF64X)
IT IS ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 09:26 PM (Tfohu)
No more trips to Happy Valley for you eh???
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 11, 2022 09:45 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 09:45 PM (wzRlZ)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 11, 2022 09:23 PM (z5Vrg)
Fromage to eternete
(forgive the no fancy accent ague. Can't seem to shake it out)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2022 09:45 PM (ZMraq)
There's a time to be suspicious of everyone, and there is a time to say WTF, the downside is significant, I better trust someone NOW!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:45 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2022 09:24 PM (todmg)
How EPIC
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2022 09:46 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 09:40 PM
I can't wink with my right eye anymore. But I can close my eye completely when I close both eyes.
It's important to put drops in the eye on the affected side. They gave him micro shocks on the affected side of his face, to keep the muscles from atrophy. You wouldn't know he'd had it. He did say that food on the affected side tasted like cellophane. Go and get it checked out. You don't want to lose your vision in one eye.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 11, 2022 09:40 PM
I have no other symptoms that I've seen listed. I can still taste everything fine, no headaches or pain or anything else. It just feels like I'm recovering from a punch in the right eye with my eyebrow/forehead area not working right and right side of my mouth feeling like I had dental work done and can't move that area.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:47 PM (Do5/p)
She's also kind of hot. Hot in that you're shitfaced drunk and you knocked over the Lay's potato chip display in the 7-11 while mechanical-cheesing your Big Bite and fell down while walking sideways and there you are squirming around on the tile in the fake-cheese and you see some black Keds that look stubby and probably contain ten Fred Flintstone toes and you follow them up the meaty hams and girth to see a Chicklets-toothed goblin leering down at you and you stop breathing and she leers some more and offers a weathered hand and says "let's have a smoke and then go fuck in the mop closet, I'll give you a six pack of Colt .45. For free," and you do, and she's Kagan, and you've been marked in some odd way that you know will be forever...
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:47 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 09:47 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: CN at January 11, 2022 09:48 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 11, 2022 09:48 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:41 PM (Do5
You won't get false positive, and no one will do anything weird. Go to a good hospital ER. You can also put AOSHQ as next of kin, so they BETTER THAN TO FK WITH YOU !
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (V13WU)
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Good sir, I do believe you have fully recovered, or you are at least back to "normal" for you, gotta think about that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (hOUT3)
The cancer was not allowed. It was invited.
Sometimes a malady won't invite itself to a good bitch-slapping.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (x8kT3)
>>No more trips to Happy Valley for you eh???
Thank G-d, no, the 7 hour round-trip was sapping my will to live.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (Tfohu)
Posted by: Pvt. Notorious BFD at January 11, 2022 09:31 PM
* soothing voice *
You are correct, Pvt. Notorious BFD, but enough about me. I'm sorry to hear you've had one of those days. Perhaps a spot of physical therapy and a good meal could help rearrange things.
Pushups are often quite bracing. Do you think you could do twenty for me? Then we can stroll leisurely over to the mess where I've heard that the SOS is quite piquant, and the bug juice is a particularly fine vintage this evening. Sound good?
Posted by: GySgt Hartman, Counselor at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Infidel at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (qpolg)
There's a time to be suspicious of everyone, and there is a time to say WTF, the downside is significant, I better trust someone NOW!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:45 PM (hOUT3)
Once a person has had cancer it takes a while to not think every spot or twinge or random pain is cancer. I quit caring so much about it because everybody dies from something. And I know what comes after death for me.
Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:47 PM (Do5/p
Get. Your. Ass. To. The. ER.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 09:50 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (V13WU)
Good idea!
But they will impound your phone if you do that...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:50 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: J
in fairness, there is some thought that roberts and others want to use this not to just do hardcore crush vids of bidens nuts but to do some hardcore crush vids of chevrn and the cmmerce
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 11, 2022 09:35 PM (K3ZCc)
This is exactly what I'm hoping for. That the majority took this time to go beyond the specific issue of the Vax Mandate, and make a statement on the scope of the power of Federal Agencies. They've given a signal that the ruling will drop tomorrow.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2022 09:50 PM (evAgx)
Get. Your. Ass. To. The. ER.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (4fSQf)
Seconded
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2022 09:50 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:43 PM
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:43 PM
Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2022 09:43 PM
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 09:44 PM
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:45 PM
Thank you all for the input. I'm going to see how this feels in the morning and go from there. I think I'll have to bite the bullet and go to the doctor for first time in years. I'm in Michigan, so the COVID protocol nonsense is strong, but I'm going to ask a few friends at work if they can suggest somewhere to go. I don't have a Primary Care Physician.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:50 PM (Do5/p)
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You can also put AOSHQ as next of kin, so they BETTER THAN TO FK WITH YOU !
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (V13WU)
LOL
"Whaddya mean you're related to a bunch of morons??"
-- confused doc at the ER
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:50 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:51 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: ZOD
Reminds me of James Joyce.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022 09:51 PM (5djUI)
That's a loaded question...Gunny. Not sure you'll like my answer. Heh.
Posted by: Pvt. Notorious BFD at January 11, 2022 09:52 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (0OP+5)
Yes!
Mortal man was doomed to die in this life...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:52 PM (hOUT3)
But they will impound your phone if you do that...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:50 PM (hOUT3)
No they won't. Clyde knows where to hide the phone....
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 09:52 PM (V13WU)
by The Horde
(I mean, this isn't the first time we've encouraged someone to get something checked out)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:53 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 09:53 PM (wzRlZ)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 09:50 PM (Do5/p)
Good course of action, but if things get worse suddenly, get thee to an ER!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:53 PM (hOUT3)
Try to see an ENT, that's t who I was referred to from my OB when I had it.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 09:54 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:53 PM (llON8
Does this look infected to you?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:54 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 09:53 PM (wzRlZ)
Hey!!
I didn't know until not long before it happened... although maybe I will get to tell you more some day or other...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:54 PM (llON8)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 09:54 PM (V13WU)
Well, if you're not going to follow The Horde's consensus, indeed unanimous advice, how about slapping hot iron to it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2022 09:55 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 09:55 PM (wzRlZ)
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Does this look infected to you?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:54 PM (4fSQf)
Yes, it looks like what happens when you don't slap a hot iron on it!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:55 PM (llON8)
about a month ago op/ed pieces started running on "here's 11 good people we could nominate" - except it was a clown show, full of people like Amy Klobuchar and Governor Gruesome. They got nobody, and they're all starting to realize it. So tonight, in the WSJ of all places tonight is the inevitable: "Why Not Hillary in 2024???"
I think they're going to run her, because they got nobody else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2022 09:55 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: CN at January 11, 2022 09:55 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Warai-otoko's doctor at January 11, 2022 09:55 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022 09:51 PM (5djUI)
He affectionately referred to his wife Nora in letters as "my little farter." His letters to her were...earthy.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:56 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 11, 2022 09:56 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:54 PM (llON
Please, and I am begging you with tears in my eyes, do not get Ben Had upset!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: CN at January 11, 2022 09:56 PM (ONvIw)
Clyde, get yourself to the ER right away. The symptoms here could be something as serious as a stroke. This is not something to fuck around with. Get to the ER where they have the tools and skill to diagnose this and treat it quickly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 11, 2022 09:56 PM (Mzdiz)
In most cases, that seems to have worked for me. The Horde collective wisdom is a marvelous thing.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 11, 2022 09:56 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:54 PM (4fSQf)
you never want to hear that accompanied by the sound of a zipper.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2022 09:57 PM (evAgx)
https://youtu.be/mYHZhaLsZI4
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 09:57 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
WHOA!! Don't wave that thing so close to my face!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 09:57 PM (mD/uy)
about a month ago op/ed pieces started running on "here's 11 good people we could nominate" - except it was a clown show, full of people like Amy Klobuchar and Governor Gruesome. They got nobody, and they're all starting to realize it. So tonight, in the WSJ of all places tonight is the inevitable: "Why Not Hillary in 2024???"
I think they're going to run her, because they got nobody else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2022 09:55 PM (evAgx)
They *have* no one else, or many of the "else" have been mysteriously found in Fort Marcy park?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:57 PM (llON8)
You will throw that salt at a slug. We will share its demise.
Posted by: ZOD at January 11, 2022 09:57 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 11, 2022 09:57 PM (mCh4j)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (V13WU)
Who to call in an emergency: Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2022 09:57 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ZOD at
Ah. Love.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022 09:58 PM (eFHLc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:54 PM (4fSQf)
No, but it will hemorrhage mercilessly if you don't put the mouse back in the house.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 11, 2022 09:58 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: CN at January 11, 2022 09:58 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 09:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 09:58 PM (wzRlZ)
Who knew that Ray Epps was wearing a shock collar and the perimeter wire was juuuuust this side of crossing the legal line?
Whoza goooood dog?
Ray's a goooood dog!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2022 09:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 09:49 PM (V13WU)
Who to call in an emergency: Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2022 09:57 PM (axyOa)
Cannibal Bob is my emergency contact but don't call him if I'm dead, ok?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:58 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 11, 2022 09:59 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
WHOA!! Don't wave that thing so close to my face!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 09:57 PM (mD/uy)
Some cow-orkers and I annoyed the shit out of our instructors during a training class by overplaying various sound bites including Homer S saying "don't point that thing at me!".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:59 PM (llON8)
Legal Insurrection. Some Democrats thinks that Felonious von Pantsuit can run in 2024 as the change candidate if they killed in the 2022 elections.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 10:00 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 09:57 PM (llON
A lot of the "else" were pining for the fjords and seem to retired from public life!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 09:54 PM
Will do, thank you, lin-duh. I've been reading a ton of sites throughout the afternoon and evening. One of them below. I have not had an issues with my eye drying out. Actually the opposite with tearing up sometimes. I did some of the suggestions in the article (warm compress, cold compress (when I thought it was lymph node issue), rubbing olive oil).
This is all new for me. I'm a very private person and always handle things on my own. I don't get sick and have been lucky to not get hurt either. But this is freaking me out after it didn't go away when I thought it was just lymph node inflammation and swollenness.
https://bit.ly/34xI5vs
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 10:00 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 11, 2022 10:00 PM (OssQ4)
Who to call in an emergency: Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Diogenes
Now, let's not overlook the many fine qualities of Cannibal Bob!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2022 10:00 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 09:58 PM (4fSQf)
Bad idea to give him medical POA.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 11, 2022 10:00 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 09:58 PM (wzRlZ)
Eh, no apologies needed, you have many large critters to care for. I have.... chickens. I traumatized them Sunday and Monday by re-arranging their nest boxes. There was much clucking and squawking and hopping up to check things out.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 10:01 PM (llON8)
That is all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 09:58 PM
I don't think anyone here, and most certainly not me, would dispute that.
Doesn't me we want to be on the wrong side of the kitchen table.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2022 10:01 PM (a3Q+t)
What makes the Muskrat guard his musk?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
In the misty mist and the dusky dusk?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2022 10:02 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 11, 2022 09:56 PM
Okay, I may do that. I have no other symptoms though of everything I've read for stroke. It's just the right side of face thing. But I'm no doctor, so probably best to get the professional diagnosis.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 10:04 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 10:04 PM (Do5/p
GET TO A HOSPITAL! Don't fuck around! You can be okay and then suddenly not okay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 10:10 PM (ptqGC)
Google the FAST test for signs of a stroke. They MAY help you decide whether you can wait until tomorrow or need to be seen ASAP.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 10:13 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2022 10:13 PM
First thing I did. No drooping, if you looked at me you would think nothing is wrong. Until I tried to smile. Arms fine. Speech fine. No pain, etc. Thank you all again for the help. I'll update after I see a doctor. Thank you for the input and any prayers.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 10:21 PM (Do5/p)
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