Mystery Critter Cafe

More video of the mystery critter. More here.

Hidden camera entrapment of a french fry thief.

Turtle with enormous clangers steals food out right from under the snout of an alligator. He also demonstrates that turtles aren't as slow as you might have heard.

Dog tries to get a newborn to play fetch with him.

Koala Blue Steel.

Dog makes a backyard boogieboard out of a piece of ice.

Puppy imprints on a bunny and imitates him.

Cute little beggar.

Steve Inman:

Antifa: You shall not pass!

Commuter: Disagree.

Nude protester: I have the right to stand naked in the street.

Commuter: Disagree.

I'm done walking. 🐶🦼😅 pic.twitter.com/OF51eEXw5t
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 18, 2021

Teamwork makes the dream work.. pic.twitter.com/nWfEmlN6R0
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) December 27, 2021

What a wonderful world.. 🎶 pic.twitter.com/xaFvOQwCUS
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) December 27, 2021

His arrival was foretold .🐈🖼️😅 pic.twitter.com/oM2rrAVECz
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 27, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 07:43 PM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 I'll fetch em

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2021 07:43 PM (2JoB8)

2 My dog pooped something that looked like that creature once.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 28, 2021 07:44 PM (uVQvU)

3 Where do I find dogs that will fetch me a nice venison dinner like that without having to go out my front door?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 28, 2021 07:44 PM (QYPq3)

4 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 28, 2021 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

5 So you're all up here, huh?

Posted by: InCali at December 28, 2021 07:45 PM (ov5G+)

6 Dutifully called, on to the videos

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2021 07:45 PM (2JoB8)

7 Looks like some sort of jellyfish. Or a weasel.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2021 07:45 PM (eA1RV)

8 Someone give me a preview of the nude protester, I've been burned before.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2021 07:45 PM (4thlk)

9 Willowed:
CW at the Daily Timewaster noted that it was the most snow in the Sierra for a long time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

The Donners are having a party!

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 07:46 PM (XXnET)

10 It's clearly a brown parrot sitting on the leg of an octopus which is being consumed by a metroid.

Although it may be a headcrab rather than a metroid. I'm no biologist.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 28, 2021 07:46 PM (lNHqD)

11 SO hoping that "disagree" involves a traffic cone !

Posted by: Korben Dallas at December 28, 2021 07:46 PM (IJMH4)

12 It's tortoises that are slow, not turtles. Turtles are fast af.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 28, 2021 07:47 PM (z5Vrg)

13 Yay cafe

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 28, 2021 07:47 PM (tC/iN)

14 Tis the season to be jelly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2021 07:47 PM (63Dwl)

15 Swimming with the jellies, man.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2021 07:48 PM (II5RE)

16 Okay you've given me the entertainmemt to send my wife tonight. Is Insomniac back?

Posted by: JEM at December 28, 2021 07:48 PM (NBJvQ)

17 The otter stealing food is adorable.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2021 07:49 PM (oeVy+)

18 The image just looks like a jellyfish.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 28, 2021 07:49 PM (z5Vrg)

19 There are some cute doggie videos under the dog with boogieboard

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2021 07:50 PM (2JoB8)

20 It's tortoises that are slow, not turtles. Turtles are fast af.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!

Tell us about it!

Posted by: Rocksteady and Bee-Bop at December 28, 2021 07:50 PM (QC2Cw)

21 Peanut butter and jellyfish: https://bit.ly/32IeVsy

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 07:51 PM (SchxB)

22 Nekkid man folded up like a wet taco.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2021 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

23 9 Willowed:
CW at the Daily Timewaster noted that it was the most snow in the Sierra for a long time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

The Donners are having a party!
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 07:46 PM (XXnET)

Neighbors across the street, nice couple, young kids... decided to have their roof replaced. Well... they came and took the roof off last week, and it's rained every day since.

And new shingles have not even been delivered yet.

Talk about bad timing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

24 Guy paid for his noodie protest, nicely paid I would add.

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2021 07:51 PM (2JoB8)

25 Climate models predicted heavier snow at lake tahoe. Unless there is record low snow, then the climate models predicted that, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2021 07:51 PM (Xk9pL)

26 Ninja Tortuga!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 28, 2021 07:52 PM (n/szn)

27 The nude protester -- funnier would have been a group of college girls pointing and laughing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 28, 2021 07:52 PM (OssQ4)

28 After seeing those NY cops, I'm extremely glad JJS is departing NYC; not an easy task I'm sure.

I hope Ace has a similar exit plan.

I also hope DeSantis isn't offering jobs to those restaurant nazis; he should have some fucking standards. Cops Yes, restaurant Nazis No Way.

Anyways, evening y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2021 07:52 PM (F0YaR)

29 Snow here all week too. I need new tires. Waited too long.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 07:52 PM (qpolg)

30 25 Climate models predicted heavier snow at lake tahoe. Unless there is record low snow, then the climate models predicted that, too.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2021 07:51 PM (Xk9pL)

Its all globul Warmering!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 07:52 PM (oHd/0)

31 Brrrrr. Coldest day in over 30 years out here in Seattle.

Not supposed to be above freezing for a few more days.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2021 07:52 PM (II5RE)

32 That's a Lori Lightfoot in the nymph stage.

Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2021 07:52 PM (Tnijr)

33 >>> Someone give me a preview of the nude protester, I've been burned before.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2021 07:45 PM (4thlk)

It's a dude but he's pixelated. I've seen it before and I think it was concluded that it's some eastern country or russia where they're not gonna tolerate nude protestin'. The guy gets punched in the face, which sounds reasonable.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 07:53 PM (ybfiw)

34 Supposed to snow here today. Mostly rained.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 07:54 PM (SchxB)

35
It's tortoises that are slow, not turtles. Turtles are fast af.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!

YEAH, BITCHES!!! * fist pump *

-- Mitch "The Turtle" McConnell

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at December 28, 2021 07:54 PM (pNxlR)

36 31 Brrrrr. Coldest day in over 30 years out here in Seattle.

Not supposed to be above freezing for a few more days.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Oh wait, sorry, turned the thermostat the wrong way on you folks...

Posted by: Satan, now completely eco-friendly fuels at December 28, 2021 07:54 PM (NBJvQ)

37 Brrrrr. Coldest day in over 30 years out here in Seattle.

Not supposed to be above freezing for a few more days.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I feel your pain. A few years back we had a January where it never got above 0. Abnormal. It was miserable.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 07:54 PM (qpolg)

38 32 That's a Lori Lightfoot in the nymph stage.

Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2021 07:52 PM (Tnijr)
---------------------

I'd try to tie one, but I don't know what I might catch on it. Trout are way too smart to go after that.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 28, 2021 07:54 PM (lNHqD)

39 Nothing to scale how big that jellyfish is

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2021 07:55 PM (2JoB8)

40 >>> Snow here all week too. I need new tires. Waited too long.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 07:52 PM (qpolg)

It's gonna be 80 here on Thursday. Don't be jelly.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 07:55 PM (ybfiw)

41 It's a dude but he's pixelated. I've seen it before and I think it was concluded that it's some eastern country or russia where they're not gonna tolerate nude protestin'. The guy gets punched in the face, which sounds reasonable.
Posted by: banana Dream

License plate on the car was European. Couldn't tell what country. Those southern Euro countries wouldn't put up with that crap either (Italy, Greece, any of the Balkans)

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2021 07:56 PM (sAmhv)

42 Neighbors across the street, nice couple, young kids... decided to have their roof replaced. Well... they came and took the roof off last week, and it's rained every day since.

And new shingles have not even been delivered yet.

Talk about bad timing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

the mexican crews around here always amaze me when I see them do a roof, and not just small houses. They start at about 6 am, they put about 20 guys on the roof, they have all the old shingles off by noon, and they have the new roof on by dark. It's incredible to watch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2021 07:56 PM (evAgx)

43 It won't get below 50 during the day for the next 10 days.
Maybe we'll skip Winter. Ok by me.

Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2021 07:56 PM (Tnijr)

44 That's a penis!

Posted by: That Meme Guy at December 28, 2021 07:56 PM (4I/2K)

45 >>> Nothing to scale how big that jellyfish is
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2021 07:55 PM (2JoB

The text after the video, which looks truncated, but at least gets to the part where it says the dome is a meter in diameter.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 07:56 PM (ybfiw)

46 Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2021 07:56 PM (evAgx)

Yeah, had my roof replaced in Colorado a few years ago.

Job complete in 1 day.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 07:57 PM (oHd/0)

47 39 Nothing to scale how big that jellyfish is
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2021 07:55 PM (2JoB

somewhere on the vid it says the bell is about 3' across, and the trailing arms are about 30' long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2021 07:58 PM (evAgx)

48 Whatever that long unpronounceable name is for the category that includes jellyfish, I assume?

Scripps Aquarium had some amazing jet black and as I recall orange jellyfish years ago, on exhibit. Beautiful otherworldly things.

Other side of the building, there was an "exhibit" on the AGW back-up at the time, "ocean acidification". Jeebus.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2021 07:58 PM (OTzUX)

49 A Skip winter would have no snow, sadly we don't get Skip winters. No snow yet but January is coming.

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2021 07:59 PM (2JoB8)

50 >>> Scripps Aquarium had some amazing jet black and as I recall orange jellyfish years ago, on exhibit. Beautiful otherworldly things.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2021 07:58 PM (OTzUX)

The aquarium at Monterey Bay has a nice exhibit of all the jellyfish that light up. It's in a dark room and you kind of get a light show from these jellyfish swimming through columns of water.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:01 PM (ybfiw)

51 Portuguese Men o' War have very long trailing whatchamacallits, with of course rather robust stinging cell thingamabobs. All these terms are long Greek-derived mishmashes of letters. Fortunately that variety doesn't visit the west coast, we have fairly benign jellyfish. Though some of the fish are more serious, like whatever fatally chomped a surfer up near Morro Rock last week.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2021 08:01 PM (OTzUX)

52 Though some of the fish are more serious, like whatever fatally chomped a surfer up near Morro Rock last week.

I'm gonna take a wild guess that it was a hungry fish.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 08:02 PM (SchxB)

53 In chronological order:

That's Amore
That's a penis

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:02 PM (ybfiw)

54 "sadly we don't get Skip winters. "

No, not where you are. Down here we have some mild ones though. Nothing like when I lived in Ohio. It got f'n cold every year.

Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2021 08:03 PM (Tnijr)

55 I know it's a leftist's wet dream... but the Monterey Bay Aquarium had some seriously awesome fishes... including the longest living in captivity Great White Shark.

They also had....

Otters!

For your pleasure.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2021 08:04 PM (BFigT)

56 Breaking -- NFL coach and announcer legend John Madden has passed away.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8da372

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 08:04 PM (mZUr4)

57 Better make it lights out, slept horrible last night.
Everyone I hope has a pleasant evening

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2021 08:05 PM (2JoB8)

58 51 Portuguese Men o' War have very long trailing whatchamacallits, with of course rather robust stinging cell thingamabobs. All these terms are long Greek-derived mishmashes of letters. Fortunately that variety doesn't visit the west coast, we have fairly benign jellyfish. Though some of the fish are more serious, like whatever fatally chomped a surfer up near Morro Rock last week.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2021 08:01 PM (OTzUX)

The Portuguese men of war show up on the Texas Coast at certain times of year, they're quite pretty to look at when they're washed up on the beach. Sure don't want to pick them up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2021 08:05 PM (evAgx)

59 >>> I know it's a leftist's wet dream... but the Monterey Bay Aquarium had some seriously awesome fishes... including the longest living in captivity Great White Shark.

They also had....Otters!

For your pleasure.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2021 08:04 PM (BFigT)

I agree, it's a very nice aquarium. I will say I was straight out o' Kansas when I saw it and had never even seen an ocean before so I was easily impressed.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:06 PM (ybfiw)

60 When did Monterey Bay Aquarium have a great White? I don't think they've ever been successfully kept in captivity.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2021 08:06 PM (eA1RV)

61 Snow here all week too. I need new tires. Waited too long.
Posted by: Infidel

I waited a year too long to replace mine - I turned them into West Virginia slicks long ago. Bit the bullet and had it done last week and not a moment too soon. Had to get #4 son back to the airport today and it was pouring the entire time. Whew!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2021 08:07 PM (mD/uy)

62 Harry Reid passed

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 28, 2021 08:08 PM (dKiJG)

63 Remembering John Madden
https://tinyurl.com/43ebe27k

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 08:09 PM (mZUr4)

64 Harry Reid passed? Seriously?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2021 08:09 PM (eA1RV)

65 62 Harry Reid passed
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 28, 2021 08:08 PM (dKiJG)

are you sure? I can't find confirmation. Don't get my hopes up unless you're sure!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2021 08:10 PM (evAgx)

66 Libs of Tik Tok is like a train wreck. It's the most horrific thing ever but I can't not look.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:10 PM (njfCw)

67
Nothing but cheery skies here in SloJoLand!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2021 08:10 PM (pNxlR)

68 You know, if you stop living, you're probably not alive, which usually means you're dead.

Posted by: zombie john madden at December 28, 2021 08:10 PM (QU5/8)

69 >>> Harry Reid passed? Seriously?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2021 08:09 PM (eA1RV)

That's what wiki is updated to say.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:10 PM (ybfiw)

70 Evening.

So, good news, I'm not dead yet. But lying down all day has made my back sore.

Dinner was chicken noodle soup and a Manhattan made with maple syrup.

https://tinyurl.com/2saf5mbm

That's the syrup I used.

I started looking into getting tested for the 'vids but CVS has no appointments today and Walgreens' website is a giant piece of shit. I'm declaring this a cold and intend on sleeping it off.

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 08:10 PM (1Yy3c)

71 Harry Reid has died.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 28, 2021 08:10 PM (GYllL)

72 Harry Reid passed

I can smell it from here.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:11 PM (njfCw)

73 There are things that live in the deep ocean that will your dreams with nightmares.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2021 08:11 PM (ZLI7S)

74 You know, if you stop living, you're probably not alive, which usually means you're dead.
Posted by: zombie john madden at December 28, 2021 08:10 PM (QU5/

Boom!

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 08:11 PM (mZUr4)

75
Harry Reid passed
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

Exercise band finally completed its mission, eh?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2021 08:12 PM (pNxlR)

76 Curious to see what Willard's reaction is going to be.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:12 PM (njfCw)

77 "Harry Reid has died."

It worked didn't it.

Posted by: Satan at December 28, 2021 08:12 PM (4thlk)

78 Remembering John Madden
https://tinyurl.com/43ebe27k

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 08:09 PM

He made an a$$ ton of money from those football video games with his name on them.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 28, 2021 08:12 PM (bVYXr)

79 Harry Reid has died.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 28, 2021 08:10 PM (GYllL)

Really?

Fuck him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2021 08:12 PM (R/m4+)

80 I started looking into getting tested for the 'vids but CVS has no appointments today and Walgreens' website is a giant piece of shit. I'm declaring this a cold and intend on sleeping it off.
Posted by: Robert

I have what used to called before the end times arrived, the sniffles. Very mild.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2021 08:12 PM (mD/uy)

81 Harry Reid passed? Seriously?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2021 08:09 PM (eA1RV)

That's what wiki is updated to say.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:10 PM (ybfiw)

Just checked it. Someone's just fucking around with Wikidingdong.

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 08:13 PM (1Yy3c)

82 60 When did Monterey Bay Aquarium have a great White? I don't think they've ever been successfully kept in captivity.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at Decemb

I don't remember. I do remember the otters because they are so cute. they also have some sort of tide pool where you can touch sting rays. Or I dreamt that part.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2021 08:13 PM (oeVy+)

83 I'm off to bed. I'll lurk around here when I get up. 0300, more or less. Probably just in time for the Pixy's Tech Thread.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2021 08:13 PM (sAmhv)

84
Is it me, or is the week between Christmas and New Year's a popular time to die?

Posted by: Soothsayer with a chinese accent at December 28, 2021 08:13 PM (kMSCM)

85 That's what wiki is updated to say.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:10 PM (ybfiw)

Ok, crap. No verification. Now wiki changed it. Look at the wiki history. It's being hit hard to edit. No idea.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:13 PM (ybfiw)

86 MaryMargOlohan; 7h
The French government will move to block five of the world's major porn sites (Pornhub, xHamster, XVideos, XNXX and Tukif) starting tomorrow unless they introduce protective measures to ensure all users are aged 18 or over.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 28, 2021 08:13 PM (UHVv4)

87 >>> Harry Reid passed? Seriously?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2021 08:09 PM (eA1RV)

Got em this time.

Posted by: evil excercise bands at December 28, 2021 08:13 PM (yk557)

88 You know, if you stop living, you're probably not alive, which usually means you're dead.
Posted by: zombie john madden

Here's a guy. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2021 08:13 PM (mD/uy)

89 >>After seeing those NY cops, I'm extremely glad JJS is departing NYC; not an easy task I'm sure.

Their Precinct Captain (a position only next to God and the Mayor) got there by playing ball with City Hall's priorities.

NYPD upward mobility beyond beat cop is about collars and politics. A friend's brother is a retired NYPD Precinct Captain - I've seen the power that he welded. These dweb cops in the video are doing their Precinct's bidding, and that Captain is doing the bidding of city hall he's ingratiated himself since getting off the beat or patrol. This sycophantic butt licking often does not make for a good police force that is respectful of the citizens that are paying their salaries- as you can clearly see.

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2021 08:13 PM (5iUNf)

90 Niters Puddleglum.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 08:13 PM (yp9Q/)

91 >>> Just checked it. Someone's just fucking around with Wikidingdong.
Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 08:13 PM (1Yy3c)

Yep, exactly.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:14 PM (ybfiw)

92 Mystery critter...

It's the Peanutbutter And Jellyfish.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 28, 2021 08:15 PM (jdsCw)

93 Liberals and doctors would try to sew longer ears on that puppy, cut its tail off and inject it with rabbit hormones.

And if you said, "Wait. The puppy is just copying the rabbit", they'd accuse you of trying to make the puppy kill itself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2021 08:15 PM (5We2S)

94 for those of you interested, i figured out how to keep king harv and the crypto add from loading. let me know and i'll post the how to for the brave browser for you.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 28, 2021 08:15 PM (IJES/)

95 "Curious to see what Willard's reaction is going to be."

He will make a gracious statement. Gutless bastard.

Posted by: Satan at December 28, 2021 08:16 PM (4thlk)

96 There are a zillion species of practically-invisible, clear jellyfish.

And someone named that brown one "phantom jellyfish".

Scientists are weird.

Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2021 08:16 PM (P1f+c)

97 "Senator Reid may have made some erroneous accusations regarding my tax returns in the past, but in the interest of the comity and politesse so lacking in the Republican Party in these dark days of Trumpism, Ann and I would like to extend our thoughts and prayers to the Reid family in their time of loss."

- M. Rombley, probably

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:16 PM (njfCw)

98 Harry Reid died? I'm beating my dick like it owes me money.

He was a total piece of shit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2021 08:16 PM (F0YaR)

99 Huge Raiders/Madden fan here. RIP.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 08:17 PM (qpolg)

100 @84 "Is it me, or is the week between Christmas and New Year's a popular time to die? --Soothsayer."

It's for year end tax savings.

Posted by: Your Friendly Helpful CPA at December 28, 2021 08:17 PM (w/5KC)

101 for those of you interested, i figured out how to keep king harv and the crypto add from loading. let me know and i'll post the how to for the brave browser for you.
___

How?

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 08:17 PM (yp9Q/)

102 When did Monterey Bay Aquarium have a great White? I don't think they've ever been successfully kept in captivity.

In 2016... for about 2 weeks or so. Got to see it live. An adult Great White. Various aquariums have had juveniles off and on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2021 08:17 PM (BFigT)

103 Reid's death just announced on Fox.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2021 08:18 PM (0TVNF)

104 Get tested!!! Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at December 28, 2021 08:18 PM (Xrfse)

105 Harry Reid dead at the age of 82

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2021 08:18 PM (NpAcC)

106 Harry Reid passed

-
Well, I hope Satan has sharpened up his pitchfork and heated up the tines.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2021 08:18 PM (FVME7)

107 Hairy Reid died?

Well........bye.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2021 08:18 PM (b7N2x)

108 Harry Reid died?
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2021 08:16 PM (F0YaR)

False alarm! I repeat, false alarm!

Cease and desist all dick beatings.

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 08:18 PM (1Yy3c)

109 It was those damned unvaxxed! They killed Hairy Reid!!!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:19 PM (njfCw)

110 Hairy Reed is dead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

111 Huge Raiders/Madden fan here. RIP.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 08:17 PM (qpolg)

I used to be a yuge Raiders fan. The NFL has made it clear that they don't want me as a fan anymore so I don't give an eff anymore. But Madden was awesome.

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 08:19 PM (mZUr4)

112 >>> There are things that live in the deep ocean that will your dreams with nightmares.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2021 08:11 PM (ZLI7S)

Deep in his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:19 PM (ybfiw)

113 Reid's death just announced on Fox.

He was a true hero of the people.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at December 28, 2021 08:19 PM (Xrfse)

114 It's for year end tax savings.
Posted by: Your Friendly Helpful CPA at December 28, 2021 08:17 PM (w/5KC)

I'll time it just right, I'll go a day before the IRS direct deposits my $1.50 refund.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2021 08:20 PM (4thlk)

115 Hope Reid repented of his sins while he was alive.

If not...he has eternity to regret all the evil he has done.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 08:20 PM (yp9Q/)

116 Okay, unless Fox is just reporting what they read on Wiki, I guess Harry Reid really is dead.

https://tinyurl.com/Recommencethedickbeating

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 08:20 PM (1Yy3c)

117 Harry Reid dead at the age of 82
---------------
Beaten to death by a Covid-wielding exercise band.

Another Covid-related death.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 28, 2021 08:20 PM (UHVv4)

118 Chuck Schumer sez Hairy was one of the finest men he's ever known.

Alrighty then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

119 I can only hope it's a trend.

Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2021 08:21 PM (Tnijr)

120 The Mystery Script has attached itself to AoS again. Takes a about a minute to scroll down far enough to get to 'Jump To Bottom'.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2021 08:21 PM (pbStR)

121 Harry Reid - "Damyum, its hot down here!"

Joh McCain - "Yeah, but it's a dry heat."

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2021 08:21 PM (5iUNf)

122 Now the Harry Reid wiki has this statement:

This article is being heavily edited because its subject has recently died.

Who knows now.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:21 PM (ybfiw)

123 Jeebus. I guess this means another lying in state in the Capitol and long, drawn out funeral service.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

124 Chuck Schumer sez Hairy was one of the finest men he's ever known.

A helluva endorsement.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at December 28, 2021 08:21 PM (Xrfse)

125 False alarm! I repeat, false alarm!

Cease and desist all dick beatings.
Posted by: Robert

Confirmed. Commence dick beatings!!
Repeat: Commence dick beatings.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 08:22 PM (XXnET)

126 He died?

I win $20.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 28, 2021 08:22 PM (jdsCw)

127
How?
Posted by: SMH

put this in your address "brave://adblock/" and press enter

scroll to the bottom. enter everything below this line into the window
||kingharvscoffee.com^
ace.mu.nu##[src*="https://www.kingharvscoffee.com"]
ace.mu.nu##[src*="https://i.___ur.com/I7XoGCv.png"]
ace.mu.nu##[src*="https://i.___ur.com/z6LsDFF.gif"]

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 28, 2021 08:22 PM (IJES/)

128 I hope Nancy and Joe are feeling nervous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

129 looks like the larval form of Cthulhu

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 08:22 PM (0KxNW)

130 It's with deep regret that I learned of my colleague Harry Reid's passing. Harry was a true American, to his core. He served this country bravely and without hubris for decades and our country owes him a debt of gratitude. I know you will join me tonight, along with all the boys, in offering your prayers to his family. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to Nambla.org in his name.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at December 28, 2021 08:22 PM (4fSQf)

131 Critical drinker reviews Matrix: Regurgitation or whatever it's called.

Spoiler, it's not his favorite: https://youtu.be/p8n8WdpW9tA

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 08:23 PM (SchxB)

132 Huge Raiders/Madden fan here. RIP.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 08:17 PM (qpolg)

I used to be a yuge Raiders fan. The NFL has made it clear that they don't want me as a fan anymore so I don't give an eff anymore. But Madden was awesome.
Posted by: Doof
___

Same here.

Haven't been a Raiders fan since 2017.
Las Vegas Raiders doesn't mean anything to me.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 08:23 PM (yp9Q/)

133 What a piece shit Reid was. I aint afraid to say it. Pelosi and Schumer too. They can all go to hell.

Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2021 08:23 PM (Tnijr)

134 Who knows now.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:21 PM (ybfiw)
~~~~~

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2021 08:23 PM (0TVNF)

135 Hope Reid repented of his sins while he was alive.

If not...he has eternity to regret all the evil he has done.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 08:20 PM (yp9Q/)

Your first sentence proves that you are a true Christian. Hoping that he repented.
Your second sentence proves that you paid attention to his public life.

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 08:23 PM (mZUr4)

136 False alarm! I repeat, false alarm!

Cease and desist all dick beatings.

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 08:18 PM (1Yy3c)

Ahh shuddup. I've already started. This thing ain't got an on/off switch, ya know.

Besides, Fox News just confirmed it. That my dick doesn't have an on/off switch, that is.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2021 08:23 PM (F0YaR)

137 Deep in his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:19 PM (ybfiw)
----
He's not quite dead...just sleeping until the "stars are right." Should be waking up any day now...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2021 08:23 PM (K5n5d)

138 Thanks Harry Reid for killing the two coal fire power plants(Gerlach and Ely, Nevada) slated to go up in the mid 2000's. Rot in hell you sonofab*tch.

Posted by: JROD at December 28, 2021 08:23 PM (0jZnq)

139 Holy crap, John Madden too?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2021 08:23 PM (0TVNF)

140 Maybe Carter next and I can retire.

Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (Tnijr)

141 oh frabjous day! calloh callay!!!!

I'll bet now everyone official is going to pretend to be sad about it and we'll do the half staff bullshit for way too long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (evAgx)

142 It's gonna take dropping a house on Nanzi.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (njfCw)

143 According to Robert Gates, Reid personally added millions to the defense budget to find a cure for irritable bowel syndrome.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (Y85zb)

144 Harry knew just how to disguise communism.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (Xrfse)

145 Do we know if Harry's basement has been checked for young boys? Did he die with one in his bed?

These questions need answering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

146 The Hill is reporting Reid is dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)

147 >Harry Reid dead at the age of 82

I'm cool with it.

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (0KxNW)

148 111 Huge Raiders/Madden fan here. RIP.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 08:17 PM (qpolg)

I used to be a yuge Raiders fan. The NFL has made it clear that they don't want me as a fan anymore so I don't give an eff anymore. But Madden was awesome.

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 08:19 PM (mZUr4)

The game isn't the same without players like Lester Hayes and Fred Biletnikoff covered helmet to shoes with yellow Stickum. Younger fans nowadays don't know how much the game has been vanilla-fied.

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (AMIL/)

149 those ___ are "I M G" in lower case without the spaces.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (IJES/)

150 Think I'll go for a walk!

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (eA1RV)

151 Dead pool wagerers know - they come in threes:

Madden
Reid
???

Place your bets - get you bets in now!

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (5iUNf)

152 They might as well turn the Capitol rotunda into a funeral parlor. With a small service charge.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (4thlk)

153 WHOA

Fox has John Madden dead

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 08:25 PM (0KxNW)

154 seriously- it's on their site

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 08:25 PM (0KxNW)

155 The lights are off in Seachlight, NV.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 28, 2021 08:25 PM (4I/2K)

156 He'll get flags at half staff too.

* spit *

Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2021 08:25 PM (Tnijr)

157 While y'all beat off on Harry... let this sink in; Kat Timpf was considering the vacated "right wing" slot on the View.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2021 08:25 PM (BFigT)

158 Hope Reid repented of his sins while he was alive.
If not...he has eternity to regret all the evil he has done.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy

Your first sentence proves that you are a true Christian. Hoping that he repented.
Your second sentence proves that you paid attention to his public life.
Posted by: Doof

I'm a piece of shit Christian. Because I'm praying he didn't. He had all his life to repent. He doesn't get an easy out at the end.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 08:26 PM (XXnET)

159 Any chance Schumer goes next? Or Nancy? Or Joe?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

160 So is that Chester the Molester protesting nekkid in the streets?

Posted by: Mookie at December 28, 2021 08:26 PM (u+Y3T)

161 Deep in his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:19 PM (ybfiw)
----
He's not quite dead...just sleeping until the "stars are right." Should be waking up any day now...

Will he have his ban lifted when that happens?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 08:26 PM (SchxB)

162 159 Any chance Schumer goes next? Or Nancy? Or Joe?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

be still my beating heart.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2021 08:26 PM (evAgx)

163 Err..ah...have a hot toddy Harry. It's on me.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at December 28, 2021 08:26 PM (Xrfse)

164 >>> those ___ are "I M G" in lower case without the spaces.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (IJES/)

If you capitalize IMG it won't have a problem.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:26 PM (ybfiw)

165 I got $10 on Nancy for the trifecta

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 08:26 PM (0KxNW)

166 Dead pool wagerers know - they come in threes:

Madden
Reid
???

Place your bets - get you bets in now!
Posted by: Boswell

100 quatloos on Pelosi.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 08:27 PM (XXnET)

167 Soros has been around past his sell date.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

168 Reid was a Mormon so....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2021 08:27 PM (Xk9pL)

169 I'm a piece of shit Christian. Because I'm praying he didn't. He had all his life to repent. He doesn't get an easy out at the end.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 08:26 PM (XXnET)

Hamlet had a lot of thoughts about this - it's why he wouldn't kill his uncle at his prayers, when it would have been easy. Hamlet wanted to be sure Claudius died in his sin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (evAgx)

170 The heart of America has ceased to beat.

Posted by: SEIU at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (Y85zb)

171 Think I'll go for a walk!
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (eA1RV)

You're not fooling anyone, you know. You'll be dead in a minute.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (4I/2K)

172 Julie Kelly on Tucker's show now

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (0TVNF)

173 Madden
Reid
???

Jerrold Nadler, c'mon down!

He looks like he's dead already. Gotta be Nads.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (njfCw)

174 Fox is reporting reid has died.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (bVYXr)

175 Younger fans nowadays don't know how much the game has been vanilla-fied.
Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (AMIL/)

--------------

I recently watched a replay of SB 3. Half the players would've been ejected before halftime with the rules they have now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (eA1RV)

176 https://youtu.be/z2xdCvhvyqY

Posted by: Stan at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (hQ23g)

177 Reid dead, thankfully somebody finally flushed the toilet.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (6zezO)

178 Err...ah...toddy break's over...back on our heads.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (Xrfse)

179
If you capitalize IMG it won't have a problem.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:26 PM (ybfiw)

they need to be lowercase in that adblock window or it may not work

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (IJES/)

180 Reid is going to be the majority leader in Hell, or whatever spaceship bad mormons go to.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (Xk9pL)

181 Confirmed. Commence dick beatings!!
Repeat: Commence dick beatings.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 08:22 PM

* crackle pop ssssssss crackle *

Cannot copy. Say again, over

* crackle crackle *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (a3Q+t)

182 The game isn't the same without players like Lester Hayes and Fred Biletnikoff covered helmet to shoes with yellow Stickum. Younger fans nowadays don't know how much the game has been vanilla-fied.
Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (AMIL/)

I have several VHS and DVD copies of old Raider stuff from the 70s and 80s. My grown kids (ages 22 and 1

love watching that stuff with me. They're fans of today's game but they recognize that it was better back in the day.
Fun trivia -- the last thing the legendary Jon Facenda narrated for NFL Films before he died was the highlights of Super Bowl 18 (Raiders defeated Redskins).

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 08:29 PM (mZUr4)

183 Dead pool wagerers know - they come in threes:

Madden
Reid
???

My wager is Mel Brooks. He's pretty venerable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2021 08:29 PM (QU5/8)

184 Late to the party. Did Harry Reid finally stop circling the drain?

Posted by: Mookie at December 28, 2021 08:29 PM (u+Y3T)

185 thanks to Romney, and Jeff Flake, and Harry Reid, I haven't had many nice things to say about Mormons lately, but I'll be still and desist from any of that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2021 08:29 PM (evAgx)

186 Fox is reporting reid has died.

10 year olds all over Nevada breath a sigh of relief.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 08:29 PM (SchxB)

187 "Hope Reid repented of his sins while he was alive.
If not...he has eternity to regret all the evil he has done."
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy

He would have to be a Christian for that to even matter, he wasn't.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2021 08:29 PM (4thlk)

188 Death of John Madden >>> Rips off a turducken leg, pours one out for John

Death of Dingy Harry >>> Wips out my third leg, pisses one out on Harry

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at December 28, 2021 08:29 PM (yk557)

189 Fox reporting King Harv is dead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2021 08:30 PM (63Dwl)

190 Harry was not a nice person

I've read that the Dick Smothers character in Casino is based on Reid

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 08:30 PM (0KxNW)

191 It must be official now!

Breaking911 @Breaking911; 11m
FORMER SENATE MAJORITY LEADER HARRY REID DEAD AT 82

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 28, 2021 08:30 PM (UHVv4)

192 Soros has been around past his sell date.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:27 PM (ptqGC)
~~~~~

Unfortunately that bastard has five kids just as bad as he is.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2021 08:30 PM (0TVNF)

193 >>> While y'all beat off on Harry... let this sink in; Kat Timpf was considering the vacated "right wing" slot on the View.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2021 08:25 PM (BFigT)

She's a Reason'esque lefty trump hater. She'll fit right in. They'll heap scorn on her sure. But the whole point is for her to be a heel in their imaginary pretend discussions. It's like WWE but just bitches.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 08:30 PM (ybfiw)

194 180 Reid is going to be the majority leader in Hell

Heh - I bet current Hell's Senate majority leader Ted Kennedy will have something to say about that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:30 PM (njfCw)

195 189 Fox reporting King Harv is dead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2021 08:30 PM (63Dwl)

wait - what? No more Coffee?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2021 08:30 PM (evAgx)

196 * crackle pop ssssssss crackle *

Cannot copy. Say again, over

* crackle crackle *
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Harry Reid is dead! Confirmed! Commence dick beatings!

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 08:31 PM (XXnET)

197 thanks to Romney, and Jeff Flake, and Harry Reid, I haven't had many nice things to say about Mormons lately, but I'll be still and desist from any of that.

I've got some Mormons for neighbors. Great people. The list you posted, not so much.

It comes down to the person.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 08:31 PM (SchxB)

198 73 There are things that live in the deep ocean that will your dreams with nightmares.
Posted by: JackStraw

Wait. Are you still
Talking about Harry Reid?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2021 08:31 PM (II5RE)

199 BREAKING

Harry Reid Still Dead; Coroner Says 'Really Most Sincerely Dead'

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 08:31 PM (0KxNW)

200 I randomly watched a scrivner video where some lib-with-fists who e-stalked him after finding out he's --gasp-- a republican, threatening to beat him down lost his comic shop.

The LWF is of course tall soy. I need to support scrivner and zak this new year.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 28, 2021 08:31 PM (ZZK0E)

201 I wouldn't be proud if my only accomplishment was to be a life long politician.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2021 08:31 PM (oeVy+)

202 Fox reporting King Harv is dead.

Noooooo!

Posted by: Your ad blocker at December 28, 2021 08:32 PM (Xrfse)

203 I guess 2021 wanted to end the year on a meh.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 28, 2021 08:32 PM (ZZK0E)

204 Place yer bets on Billy Jeff Clinton being next.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

205 Shoot the moon! Shoot the moon!

Posted by: Clint Howard at December 28, 2021 08:32 PM (4I/2K)

206 but all seriousness aside- RIP John Madden

one of the great people in football

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 08:32 PM (0KxNW)

207 116 Okay, unless Fox is just reporting what they read on Wiki, I guess Harry Reid really is dead.

https://tinyurl.com/Recommencethedickbeating
Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 08:20 PM (1Yy3c
--------

But is really, most sincerely dead.

Posted by: WisRich at December 28, 2021 08:32 PM (qKfc+)

208 2021's death toll going from one half of those weirdo billionaire twins with plastic surgery, dick marcinko, madden, and now harry reid.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 28, 2021 08:33 PM (ZZK0E)

209 Fox reporting King Harv is dead.

Great, go to the trouble of installing a new filter and now it's useless.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 08:33 PM (SchxB)

210 Does King Harv count as the third?

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 08:33 PM (XXnET)

211 Reid was a souless prick. Hell ain't hot enough for him.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2021 08:33 PM (6zezO)

212 Kat Timpf is a Fox retard and a typical ConservaTHOT scam artist, so she'll fit right in. But too thin. Why waste an expensive reinforced chair with a concrete base on her? They need someone big as Mega Mac. Maybe Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2021 08:33 PM (hQ23g)

213 >>But is really, most sincerely dead.

Posted by: WisRich

not merely dead

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 08:34 PM (0KxNW)

214 Great, go to the trouble of installing a new filter and now it's useless.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 08:33 PM (SchxB)

did it work for you?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 28, 2021 08:34 PM (IJES/)

215 'Es no more. 'Es an ex-Senate Majority Leader, pinin' for the fjords.

Posted by: Politician Shop at December 28, 2021 08:34 PM (4I/2K)

216 I'm a piece of shit Christian. Because I'm praying he didn't. He had all his life to repent. He doesn't get an easy out at the end.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 08:26 PM (XXnET)

But as much as we might not like it, God does allow what you call an "easy out at the end". Think of the thief on the cross next to Jesus.

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 08:34 PM (mZUr4)

217 Besides, Fox News just confirmed it. That my dick doesn't have an on/off switch, that is.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2021 08:23 PM

Have you considered a firmware upgrade?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2021 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

218 My apolitical husband when I told him Reid had died.
Good riddance you piece of shit.

Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2021 08:35 PM (bVhJi)

219 Hillary needs to be a widow to get the sympathy vote. If I were Bill, I'd hire a food taster and move to a remote island.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

220 Senator Reid is no more. He has ceased to be. Reid is bereft of life. He is an ex-sentient being.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:35 PM (njfCw)

221 did it work for you?

Seemed to. Crypto's next when it shows up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 08:35 PM (SchxB)

222 Is it true that Harry Reid is dead?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 08:35 PM (eGTCV)

223 I read that Timpf turned The View down. It's a garbage gig, but I understand the pay is quite good. Erik Erikkson should put on a frock and apply.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2021 08:36 PM (QU5/8)

224 It would be pretty sweet if Mittens gave a eulogy for Hairy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

225 I thought I read that Timpf turned The View down. Why we all yelling at her?

I'm not a fan of hers, but turning down The View is a good thing, no?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:36 PM (njfCw)

226 I've read that the Dick Smothers character in Casino is based on Reid
Posted by: DB

I had no idea the Senator character was played by Dick Smothers. Wow. He nailed it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2021 08:36 PM (mD/uy)

227 222 Is it true that Harry Reid is dead?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 08:35 PM (eGTCV)

Have someone put a few slugs in his head just to be sure.

Posted by: Roy at December 28, 2021 08:36 PM (Ti+Tv)

228 FYI, koalas are lead asses. It's literally like have a huge bag of lead shot in your arms, covered in a little fat and brushy fur. And it doesn't spread out that weight... it's all there, in one spot.

Posted by: GWB at December 28, 2021 08:36 PM (GTm9R)

229 rickb,

I have my doubts as to if he repented, but only God knows our hearts.

"For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses." (Matt 6:14-15).

Unforgiveness is like drinking poison and hoping the other person gets sick.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 08:36 PM (yp9Q/)

230 Any word on the young Thai boy he had locked in the basement?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 08:36 PM (4fSQf)

231 Seemed to. Crypto's next when it shows up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

that bottom line gets the crypto.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 28, 2021 08:37 PM (IJES/)

232 reid was a charter member of the black eye club

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 28, 2021 08:37 PM (ZZK0E)

233 202 Fox reporting King Harv is dead.

Noooooo!
Posted by: Your ad blocker at December 28, 2021 08:32 PM (Xrfse)

Here I am, trying to come up with something appropriate to say about Reid's demise (SMH nailed it, I can't do better), then you type that and I'm laughing like a hyena and waking up my dog.

Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2021 08:38 PM (JrN/x)

234 Is it true that Harry Reid is dead?

Could be simply stunned.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:38 PM (njfCw)

235 Think of the thief on the cross next to Jesus.

AMEN! I think of him anytime someone comes at life with legalism, or baptism, or whatever. It's faith only, not works, and for that I am so deeply grateful. Thank you Jesus!

Posted by: Mookie at December 28, 2021 08:38 PM (u+Y3T)

236 Hillary needs to be a widow to get the sympathy vote. If I were Bill, I'd hire a food taster and move to a remote island.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:35 PM (ptqGC)
----
I hear Jeffrey Epstein's island could use a new caretaker...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2021 08:38 PM (K5n5d)

237 RIP Madden, you and Don and Al can talk football.

God bless and keep you coach.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 08:38 PM (Lzpvj)

238 Hung on for quite a while after pancreatic cancer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2021 08:38 PM (5We2S)

239 Let's honor El Rushbo and only refer to the recently dead former Nevada senator as Dingy Harry

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 08:38 PM (mZUr4)

240 Harry Reid, former Senate majority leader, dead at 82

Fox News

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 08:38 PM (yp9Q/)

241 It would be pretty sweet if Mittens gave a eulogy for Hairy.

Can someone hack the MittBot to just get up and sing Bobaflex' "I'm Glad Your Dead"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 08:39 PM (SchxB)

242 234 Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:38 PM (njfCw)

"Fuck you I want to live!"

//Seven year old leaving a crawlspace in Searchlight

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 08:39 PM (Lzpvj)

243 Harry Reid - "Damyum, its hot down here!"

Joh McCain - "Yeah, but it's a dry heat."

^^This is why I can't quit this place.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 08:39 PM (qpolg)

244 222 Is it true that Harry Reid is dead?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 08:35 PM (eGTCV)

Have someone put a few slugs in his head just to be sure.
Posted by: Roy at December 28, 2021 08:36 PM (Ti+Tv)

The double tap!

Posted by: Zombieland Rules at December 28, 2021 08:39 PM (4I/2K)

245 I don't have anything to forgive Reid for. And I don't much care where he is now or why. He ceased being my problem after leaving office, and now that he's left earth, he's really not my problem.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2021 08:39 PM (QU5/8)

246 >>> I thought I read that Timpf turned The View down. Why we all yelling at her?

I'm not a fan of hers, but turning down The View is a good thing, no?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:36 PM (njfCw)

It's either yell at her or dick beatings, take your pick.

Posted by: banana THE CHOICE IS BINARY Dream at December 28, 2021 08:39 PM (ybfiw)

247 Unforgiveness is like drinking poison and hoping the other person gets sick.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 08:36 PM (yp9Q/)

Hiya SMH!

That is such a great quote for life guidance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 08:40 PM (hOUT3)

248 John Madden taught me how to watch football. Her draw out plays and explain defense and offense "looks." He wanted me to watch, not only the ball, but the routes and the feints and the stops and starts.

I learned a lot from listening to him call games. Just like I learned to watch box fights from Howard.

Madden was a great teacher. He loved showing us how to watch. Apparently he'd been suffering from Alzheimers for a long while.

RIP, good sir.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2021 08:40 PM (II5RE)

249 Welcome Senator Reid!

Posted by: The Pineapple at December 28, 2021 08:40 PM (q8mLC)

250 Harry Reid dead at the age of 82
-------
Good.

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2021 08:40 PM (+ya+t)

251 204 Place yer bets on Billy Jeff Clinton being next.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:32 PM (ptqGC)
------------------

I would imagine that God has sentenced him to live two minutes longer than Hillary.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 28, 2021 08:40 PM (lNHqD)

252 that bottom line gets the crypto.

Then I'll wait for the next new advertiser. Which won't show up until I've forgotten how to add a filter.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 08:40 PM (SchxB)

253 220 Senator Reid is no more. He has ceased to be. Reid is bereft of life. He is an ex-sentient being.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:35 PM (njfCw)

To be Ex Sentient, didn't you need to be sentient in the first place?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 08:41 PM (oHd/0)

254 Hey Hrothgar. : )

Easy to remember, not so easy to do.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 08:41 PM (yp9Q/)

255 Harry Lugosi's dead. Undead, undead, undead.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:41 PM (njfCw)

256 Paid mourners wanted in the Searchlight, NV area. Must own dark suit/dress. Transportation provided. Pay will be $60 for three hours,lunch provided.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 28, 2021 08:41 PM (lz5hY)

257 There goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: Lucifer at December 28, 2021 08:41 PM (KtNqC)

258 I think Kat Timpf has got some health problems, she's got the body of an anorexic 80-year-old woman with kyphosis.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2021 08:41 PM (4thlk)

259 If death and destruction does come in 3's... you've got Madden (neutral), Reid (negative), (who?) positive.

That's how my wife's Appalachian's looked at this. You have to even out the score. It ain't gonna' be Pelosi or someone on the left. It will be someone on the right.

Or maybe they're just heathen hill people with no history or customs that mean shit.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2021 08:41 PM (BFigT)

260 John Madden taught me how to watch football. Her draw out plays and explain defense and offense "looks." He wanted me to watch, not only the ball, but the routes and the feints and the stops and starts.

I learned a lot from listening to him call games. Just like I learned to watch box fights from Howard.
___

lol nurse, same here.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 08:42 PM (yp9Q/)

261 238 Hung on for quite a while after pancreatic cancer.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2021 08:38 PM (5We2S)

Well, he got the best care that unlimited tax payer dollars could provide!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 08:42 PM (hOUT3)

262 I used to be a yuge Raiders fan. The NFL has made it clear that they don't want me as a fan anymore so I don't give an eff anymore. But Madden was awesome.
Posted by: Doof
___

Same here.

Haven't been a Raiders fan since 2017.
Las Vegas Raiders doesn't mean anything to me.
Posted by: SMH at the

I gave up the NFL around 2005.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 08:42 PM (qpolg)

263 Kat Timpf is a Fox retard and a typical ConservaTHOT scam artist, so she'll fit right in. But too thin. Why waste an expensive reinforced chair with a concrete base on her? They need someone big as Mega Mac. Maybe Jonah Goldberg.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2021 08:33 PM (hQ23g)
*******
I thought they were looking for a Republican. Kat Timpf loves to remind everyone that she's a LIBERTARIAN.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2021 08:42 PM (NpAcC)

264
Then I'll wait for the next new advertiser. Which won't show up until I've forgotten how to add a filter.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

now that i got it figured out, y'all just ask and i'll get you the cheat codes. my nic at gee emmm xxx or just catch me here

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 28, 2021 08:42 PM (IJES/)

265 Kat Timpf

Is that a real name?

Sounds like an online slur for Trump supporters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2021 08:43 PM (5We2S)

266 246 It's either yell at her or dick beatings, take your pick.

My dick got tired of all the confusion and went to bed, so I guess I'm yelling then. Fuck Timpf! She's too skinny and has a wart on her chin!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:43 PM (njfCw)

267 Marcinko was a loss. Man built the teams from scratch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 08:43 PM (4fSQf)

268 Satan just put out Harry Reid's other eye. Just for the Hell of it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 28, 2021 08:43 PM (mNhhD)

269 Easy to remember, not so easy to do.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 08:41 PM (yp9Q/)

And that is yet another good life lesson to remember!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 08:43 PM (hOUT3)

270 259 If death and destruction does come in 3's... you've got Madden (neutral), Reid (negative), (who?) positive.

That's how my wife's Appalachian's looked at this. You have to even out the score. It ain't gonna' be Pelosi or someone on the left. It will be someone on the right.

Or maybe they're just heathen hill people with no history or customs that mean shit.

YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2021 08:41 PM (BFigT)

Demo Dick Marcinko, the SEAL of all SEALs. Pissed off the Brass so much they threw him in prison.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 08:44 PM (oHd/0)

271 Jack Nicholson with Harry Reid

https://tinyurl.com/32xfw9ww

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 08:44 PM (0KxNW)

272 Marcinko was a loss. Man built the teams from scratch.

That completed the trifecta Martini Farmer mentioned above.

Marcinko - positive
Madden - neutral
Reid - negative

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 08:45 PM (SchxB)

273 270 Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 08:44 PM (oHd/0)

Typically you go to jail if you fuck up at your job.

Marcinko went to jail for being good at his job.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 08:45 PM (Lzpvj)

274 Could have sworn Bowie died just before or on New Years but I just checked and it was Jan. 10th.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:45 PM (njfCw)

275 Sea critter. I am guessing a type of jelly fish?

Like the music in the last cat video.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2021 08:45 PM (dNqv+)

276 why would Kat take the downgrade to go on the View.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 28, 2021 08:45 PM (ZZK0E)

277 RIP Madden

No Al Michaels on Monday night......but hey, maybe I'll live long enough to see someone strangle Chris Collinsworth to death on a live broadcast.

Posted by: JROD at December 28, 2021 08:46 PM (0jZnq)

278 Timpf would have just made it skank on skank at the View - nothing good would have come out of it for the viewers unless you're really into drunken bitches slapping each other for no good reason at an afterhours BYOB shit hole in Hell's Kitchen on a Saturday night.

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2021 08:46 PM (5iUNf)

279 If I were a betting man, I'd say you'll see quite a few state funerals in 22.

Most of these asshats in Washington are in their 80s.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 08:47 PM (4fSQf)

280 273 270 Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 08:44 PM (oHd/0)

Typically you go to jail if you fuck up at your job.

Marcinko went to jail for being good at his job.
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 08:45 PM (Lzpvj)

For special ordering some Grenades, instead of putting them up for bid... because he knew someone who could do what he wanted quickly.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 08:47 PM (oHd/0)

281 Kat Timpf

Is that a real name?
Sounds like an online slur for Trump supporters.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Sounds like a dancer.
Spearmint Rino is proud to present, on the main stage, Kat Timpf!

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 08:47 PM (XXnET)

282 256 Paid mourners wanted in the Searchlight, NV area. Must own dark suit/dress. Transportation provided. Pay will be $60 for three hours,lunch provided.

--

lol...one last astroturf, for old tyimes sake

maybe nancy can come out and say it's grassroots over and over too (while she mentally prepares for 12 years of congressional subpoenas_)

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 28, 2021 08:47 PM (ZZK0E)

283 RIP John Madden.

Brett Favre ad Troy Aikman will have to try to make it on their own now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2021 08:47 PM (dNqv+)

284 Harry Lugosi's dead. Undead, undead, undead.

Ugh. Do not besmirch this great tune: https://bit.ly/3FDKfHN

Posted by: Mookie at December 28, 2021 08:47 PM (u+Y3T)

285 Demo Dick Marcinko, the SEAL of all SEALs. Pissed off the Brass so much they threw him in prison.
Posted by: Romeo13

For practice/training - didn't put together teams to 'break into' secure areas? Pissed off all the right people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2021 08:48 PM (mD/uy)

286 yeah, I forget the gist, haven't read his books in 25 years...but he basically got the trump-supporter treatment where the brass went through everything he did looking for a crime.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 28, 2021 08:48 PM (ZZK0E)

287 The View's list of requirements for the "conservative" host makes it clear as day they want a fake conservative. Basically, "If you actually believe any conservative-ish things, you're not getting it."

S.E. Cupp got a tryout and was as talentless and boring as ever. Jen Rubin is a hideously deformed mutant. Who else are they going to get?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:48 PM (njfCw)

288 279 If I were a betting man, I'd say you'll see quite a few state funerals in 22.

Most of these asshats in Washington are in their 80s.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 08:47 PM (4fSQf)

------------

Agreed, but I doubt the lampposts care how old they are. One dangler's pretty much the same as the next.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 28, 2021 08:48 PM (lNHqD)

289 280 Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 08:47 PM (oHd/0)

Yes if there is one thing the government cannot abide it is efficiency and zeal.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 08:49 PM (Lzpvj)

290 I thought they were looking for a Republican. Kat Timpf loves to remind everyone that she's a LIBERTARIAN.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2021 08:42 PM (NpAcC)
~~~~~

And she went to Hillsdale. Major fail on their part.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2021 08:49 PM (0TVNF)

291 I'll live long enough to see someone strangle Chris Collinsworth to death on a live broadcast.

In Hell, you have to watch an endless broadcast of a US Women's National Soccer Team match called by Joe Buck, Chris Collinsworth, and Beth Mowens with a Bob Costas piece at halftime on the timeless greats of women's soccer history.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2021 08:49 PM (5We2S)

292 Kat Timph married a veteran this year.

She's stopped talking about her cat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

293 Most of these asshats in Washington are in their 80s.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 08:47 PM (4fSQf)
----
They do seem to have lived long past their expiration date. Makes me wonder just what bargains they struck with Dark Powers...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2021 08:49 PM (K5n5d)

294 ..but hey, maybe I'll live long enough to see someone strangle Chris Collinsworth to death on a live broadcast.
Posted by: JROD

YES! YES!! YES!!!
Collinsworth is a total douche. Loves to hear himself talk. He never shuts up. And rarely has anything worthy to contribute. What a maroon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2021 08:49 PM (U2p+3)

295 The game isn't the same without players like Lester Hayes and Fred Biletnikoff covered helmet to shoes with yellow Stickum. Younger fans nowadays don't know how much the game has been vanilla-fied.
Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2021 08:24 PM (AMIL/)

Don't forget Cliff Branch; he and Fred used to paint stickum on each other.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 28, 2021 08:50 PM (y7DUB)

296 How is the view still on the air?

You'd think the liberal media fund would have its limits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 08:50 PM (4fSQf)

297 No, no, Harry. This way --->

Posted by: SuperHell (now with 27% more Hell flavor) at December 28, 2021 08:51 PM (Ckg4U)

298 The View really wants Ana Navarro as their "conservative Republican." But she lives in Florida and doesn't want to commute to NYC.

Ana as "conservative Republican." :eyeroll:

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

299 Bitter Clinger,
LOL! You're killing me!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2021 08:51 PM (U2p+3)

300 just a head's up: if you want to see the airplane Karen who beat the old guy up over his mask, Patricia Cornwall(Baywatch, Raiderettes, Playboy) you need to search under the name she used then, "Patty Breton"

Posted by: docweasel at December 28, 2021 08:51 PM (YL8j4)

301 Considering most of the douchebag announcers, Collinsworth never stuck out to me. Of course, it has been quite a while since I watched/listened to the NFL.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2021 08:51 PM (dNqv+)

302 295
Don't forget Cliff Branch; he and Fred used to paint stickum on each other.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 28, 2021 08:50 PM (y7DUB)
--------------

You make it sound. So. Hot.

Posted by: Don Lemon Live from the CNN Bath House at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (lNHqD)

303 Yeesh. New laptop. My emojis aren't working now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

304 The same liberal media fund that took a bath on Vice and Buzzfeed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (4fSQf)

305 test

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

306 Reid was 82? He didn't look a day over biden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (bKdTl)

307 Ahh!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

308 Frank Caliendo as John Madden

https://tinyurl.com/2wje6acu

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (0KxNW)

309 Yes if there is one thing the government cannot abide it is efficiency and zeal.
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 08:49 PM (Lzpvj)

My good man, if we do not have regulations written by experts in writing regulations, we are little better than the animals of the field!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

310 I thought they were looking for a Republican. Kat Timpf loves to remind everyone that she's a LIBERTARIAN.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2021 08:42 PM (NpAcC)
~~~~~
And she went to Hillsdale. Major fail on their part.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2021 08:49 PM (0TVNF)

She has intelligence and wit. I like her a lot. So what if we don't agree on everything.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (AiZBA)

311 "Don't forget Cliff Branch; he and Fred used to paint stickum on each other."

They ain't got nothin' on me!

Posted by: Lester Hayes at December 28, 2021 08:53 PM (Ckg4U)

312 Reid did bear false witness that did effect me. Hope he has a good explanation for St Peter.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 08:53 PM (VnkJq)

313 305 & 307

Jane D'Oh becomes dangerous!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 08:53 PM (hOUT3)

314 Pat McAfee and Clay Travis should be game announcers. Now, that would bring me back to watching the NFL.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:53 PM (njfCw)

315 maybe they could get tyrus to be the conservative gal on the view.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 28, 2021 08:53 PM (ZZK0E)

316 Frank Caliendo as John Madden

https://tinyurl.com/2wje6acu
Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (0KxNW)

--------------

The best!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

317 FOX News stinks with Libertarians. Far more representation of them there then in the general population.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2021 08:53 PM (4thlk)

318 I was one of the few who really liked Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football. And that year had some incredible games!

Posted by: InCali at December 28, 2021 08:54 PM (ov5G+)

319 I would love to be the conservative voice on the View. Do I have to identify as female?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2021 08:54 PM (bKdTl)

320 I had to Duck Duck Kat Timpf.

I forgot she was the airhead who copied what's her nuts about wearing librarian glasses to look smart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 08:54 PM (4fSQf)

321 Reid was worse than Schumer.

A really nasty, vile POS.

Good riddance.

Posted by: I Mean at December 28, 2021 08:54 PM (BsGiZ)

322 Joy, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2021 08:55 PM (bKdTl)

323 259 If death and destruction does come in 3's... you've got Madden (neutral), Reid (negative), (who?) positive.

That's how my wife's Appalachian's looked at this. You have to even out the score. It ain't gonna' be Pelosi or someone on the left. It will be someone on the right.

Or maybe they're just heathen hill people with no history or customs that mean shit.

YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2021 08:41 PM

Does Joan Didion count?

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 28, 2021 08:55 PM (rbKZ6)

324 Jane D'Oh becomes dangerous!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 08:53 PM (hOUT3)

-------------

I wish!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

325 The best thing Harry Reid has done is to go away for ever.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 08:55 PM (eGTCV)

326 but hey, maybe I'll live long enough to see someone strangle Chris Collinsworth to death on a live broadcast.
Posted by: JROD

Oh please oh please oh please God - grant JROD's wish....for the love that is all holy and sainted -

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2021 08:55 PM (5iUNf)

327 Candace Owens would be perfect for a conservative co-host for the View. That's why they won't offer her the job.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 08:55 PM (VnkJq)

328 Cliff Branch. You grab one as you're about to go over the other. Just like an orgy!

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 28, 2021 08:55 PM (mNhhD)

329 320 I had to Duck Duck Kat Timpf.

I forgot she was the airhead who copied what's her nuts about wearing librarian glasses to look smart.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 08:54 PM

And both of them made famous thanks to Greg Gutfeld!

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 28, 2021 08:56 PM (rbKZ6)

330 309 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

I'm known as "Batman" in the field, I have a lot of equipment personally bought.....

I have been lectured "that is not how we do things".....

translation- we strive for failure to justify more expenditures.

Dilbert is a light hearted romp through sane management comparatively.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 08:56 PM (Lzpvj)

331 She has intelligence and wit. I like her a lot. So what if we don't agree on everything.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (AiZBA)

And I like slender Womenz, so... a 1.

And not over the line on the crazy meter.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 08:56 PM (oHd/0)

332 327 Candace Owens would be perfect for a conservative co-host for the View. That's why they won't offer her the job.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 08:55 PM (VnkJq

I believe 'Can't make the others look like idiots' is in the job description.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 08:56 PM (4fSQf)

333 It ain't gonna' be Pelosi or someone on the left. It will be someone on the right.
-------
Bre Payton, conservative writer and Fox guest died today at 26 from H1N1 and meningitis.

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2021 08:56 PM (+ya+t)

334 >>> She has intelligence and wit. I like her a lot. So what if we don't agree on everything.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 28, 2021 08:52 PM (AiZBA)

Without the vagina she'd be Jonah Goldberg. There are a good number of women on the right who I'd have in a fox hole with me, plenty of them right here, but timpf isn't one of them. But I agree that at least while she's useful don't fight her.

Posted by: banana THE CHOICE IS BINARY Dream at December 28, 2021 08:57 PM (ybfiw)

335 327 Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 08:55 PM (VnkJq)

They are not wanting 1981 George Will, they are wanting 2002 Alan Colmes.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 08:57 PM (Lzpvj)

336 The View had Morgan Ortega on, and she gave as good as they dished out.

She won't be back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

337 Reid did bear false witness that did effect me. Hope he has a good explanation for St Peter.
Posted by: Just a side note

But St Peter, it was just business. Nothing personal.

St Peter - "This is my "don't give a shit face. Buh bye."

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2021 08:57 PM (mD/uy)

338 Hamlet had a lot of thoughts about this - it's why he wouldn't kill his uncle at his prayers, when it would have been easy. Hamlet wanted to be sure Claudius died in his sin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2021 08:28 PM (evAgx)
-----------
That is where Hamlet overreaches himself: he wants Claudius not only dead, but damned, and that ain't his call to make. You'll notice that, after that scene, everything starts going sideways for him.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 28, 2021 08:58 PM (DnWKq)

339 Candace Owens would be perfect for a conservative co-host for the View. That's why they won't offer her the job.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 08:55 PM (VnkJq)

Yes, they don't want any real competition in the field of ideas, just the appearance of conflict!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 08:58 PM (hOUT3)

340 327 Candace Owens would be perfect for a conservative co-host for the View. That's why they won't offer her the job.

The View won't accept any "conservative" who voted for Trump or supports Trump. It was actually in the requirements. I read that Tammy Bruce was rejected for the same reason.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:58 PM (njfCw)

341 323- Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2021 08:41 PM

Does Joan Didion count?
Posted by: Moonbeam at December 28, 2021 08:55 PM

Already forgot- Bob Dole.

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 28, 2021 08:59 PM (rbKZ6)

342 Ding dong, the searchlight strangler is dead.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 28, 2021 08:59 PM (SH2Zi)

343 I want to thank you all for the...uh...warm welcome.

Posted by: Dingy Harry Reid at December 28, 2021 09:00 PM (Xrfse)

344 The View won't accept any "conservative" who voted for Trump or supports Trump. It was actually in the requirements. I read that Tammy Bruce was rejected for the same reason.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:58 PM (njfCw)

Get ready for Steven Hayes in a wig!

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2021 09:00 PM (5iUNf)

345 Every time they get rid of one pos Dem leader, they replace him with one just as bad.

Who was that woman elected to dem leader? Brown person?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2021 09:00 PM (bKdTl)

346 "Spearmint Rino is proud to present, on the main stage, Kat Timpf!"

With Stevie Wonder's Superstition thumping in the background. The quintessential between-strippers tune.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 28, 2021 09:00 PM (YFAIE)

347 >>Is it true that Harry Reid is dead?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods

You bet your ass that fucker is dead.

Posted by: Little Billy at December 28, 2021 09:00 PM (HQ9Sl)

348 >Already forgot- Bob Dole.

Posted by: Moonbeam

nah, I think the Rule Of Three calls for the 3 to all die in a relatively short period, like a week

unless I'm wrong

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 09:00 PM (0KxNW)

349 Never happen, but Dagan McDowell would be a hoot on The View. Heh...chuckling just imagining it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 09:00 PM (njfCw)

350 I'm known as "Batman" in the field, I have a lot of equipment personally bought.....

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 08:56 PM (Lzpvj)

just prior to Desert Storm, the Navy suddenly realized how badly our Boarding Teams equipment was... so... just before we deployed, they opened up the checkbook... and basically handed a credit card to me and a Senior Chief Gunners Mate to outfit my team.

Yeah, we spent a LOT of Money. All stuff that was on the Civilian Market for law enforcement, was much better than the crap we had. Could not buy weapons, but body armor? Electronics? Slings and Holsters? Load Bearing stuff? Kids, Candy store.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (oHd/0)

351 There is an urban legend in the south about John Madden and Kenny Stabler, I have no clue as to it's accuracy. Two elements are confirmed true, that Madden yelled at his players and Snake Stabler liked to drink.

The story goes that Stabler shows up for the game hung over from a drinking binge and has a bad game. After throwing a particularly bad pass the short hops a receiver on third down, Madden grabs Stabler and asks what the hell is wrong with him.

Stabler allegedly replies "High ball drinker, low ball thrower."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (5We2S)

352 RIP Mr Madden. You were a hit- "boom!" Harry Reid was a flop- "doink!"

Posted by: Rex B at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (gv0Ka)

353 Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:58 PM (njfCw)

Kat Timpf voted for Biden?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (VnkJq)

354 'Tiny Fist'

Who can id that reference?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (dNqv+)

355 RIP John Madden. Loved your Raiders teams.

Harry Reid: May the Lord deliver whatever He's rightly judged you've got coming, good and hard.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (8gxrg)

356 All the sins of the tongue are deadly. Profanity, insults, lying negativism, complaints, and criticism are all harmful. Gossip is a particularly deadly sin.
Gossip has destroyed more people, tarnished more reputations, broken more friendships, and split more churches than any sin I'm aware of. Gossip is quickly told, quickly heard, and quickly spread. Worst of all, gossip is quickly believed. People will confess to theft, adultery, even murder. But no one confesses to gossip.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8zfbjt

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (yp9Q/)

357 Candace Owens would be perfect for a conservative co-host for the View. That's why they won't offer her the job.

On Twitter people are imagining if Alex the Chick was the new conservative co-host. It would be glorious.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (OyOhQ)

358 Ha. I forgot Reid tried to get congress to fund a bridge on land he owned.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (4fSQf)

359 So Desmond Tutu, Harry Reid and John Madden. The three this week.

Posted by: Megthered at December 28, 2021 09:02 PM (sfWd9)

360 I don't comment often, but when I do, Harry Reid has met his maker!!

Posted by: Heidi at December 28, 2021 09:02 PM (5aWFq)

361 337 Reid did bear false witness that did effect me. Hope he has a good explanation for St Peter.
Posted by: Just a side note

But St Peter, it was just business. Nothing personal.

St Peter - "This is my "don't give a shit face. Buh bye."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2021 08:57 PM

Reminiscent of what he did to Romney, as Reid is cast down from heaven, somewhere in this story someone has to say "he didn't get in, did he...?"

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 28, 2021 09:02 PM (rbKZ6)

362 RIP Madden. A likeable fellow. I noticed recently they were advertising a special about him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2021 09:03 PM (coYBh)

363 Bre Payton, conservative writer and Fox guest died today at 26 from H1N1 and meningitis.
Posted by: dartist

Three years ago today

Posted by: abbynormal at December 28, 2021 09:03 PM (Xpj5t)

364 Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 08:56 PM (Lzpvj)

I think "Do Not Rock The Boat!" is the highest level of command guidance within the Federal Gummint!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 09:04 PM (hOUT3)

365 356 All the sins of the tongue are deadly. Profanity, insults, lying negativism, complaints, and criticism are all harmful. Gossip is a particularly deadly sin.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8zfbjt

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (yp9Q/)

But I LIKE all those... oh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2021 09:04 PM (dNqv+)

366 >>So Desmond Tutu, Harry Reid and John Madden. The three this week.

Posted by: Megthered

you're right
et tu, TuTu

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 09:04 PM (0KxNW)

367 I just remember that Madden was scared to death to fly so he didn't.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 09:04 PM (VnkJq)

368 While y'all beat off on Harry... let this sink in; Kat Timpf was considering the vacated "right wing" slot on the View.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2021 08:25 PM (BFigT)

Kat might be able to hide the fact that she's 100 x smarter than the rest of the table and snark them on the regular.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 28, 2021 09:05 PM (eoQWY)

369 Worst of all, gossip is quickly believed. People will confess to theft, adultery, even murder. But no one confesses to gossip.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8zfbjt

Posted by: SMH

How right you are. Thank you for the reminder.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2021 09:05 PM (mD/uy)

370 I forgot Reid tried to get congress to fund a bridge on land he owned.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (4fSQf)

If only someone had told him...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 09:05 PM (hOUT3)

371 Three years ago today

Well, it was close...sort of.

Posted by: Dingy Harry Reid at December 28, 2021 09:06 PM (Xrfse)

372 yo

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:06 PM (yrol0)

373 @259

>>If death and destruction does come in 3's... you've got Madden (neutral), Reid (negative), (who?) positive.

Perhaps Shatner or Eastwood.

Both are in their eighties and would put the shit cherry on top of the shit sundae that will have been 2021.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2021 09:06 PM (R44H7)

374 Harry Reid likes little boys.

That's an example of gossip one should avoid.

For example.

Don't say that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:06 PM (4fSQf)

375 We're really gonna miss drinking Harry's cum!

Posted by: Mitt Romney and his gay ass kids at December 28, 2021 09:06 PM (BD0Jm)

376 Of the three things Madden was famous for: coach, announcer and The Game, it was as an announcer that I liked him most. His voice just *was* football.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 09:07 PM (njfCw)

377 nah, I think the Rule Of Three calls for the 3 to all die in a relatively short period, like a week

unless I'm wrong
Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 09:00 PM (0KxNW)

Otherwise that wouldn't be "The Rule Of Three", it would be called "Name Any Three Dead People".

"Man. Abed-nego, Pepin the Short, and Emmy Noether.... They always go out in Threes, don't they?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 09:07 PM (6FeV1)

378 Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 08:58 PM (njfCw)

Kat Timpf voted for Biden?
Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (VnkJq)
******
Jo Jorgensen

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2021 09:07 PM (NpAcC)

379 I thought they were looking for a Republican. Kat Timpf loves to remind everyone that she's a LIBERTARIAN.

Eh, she's pretty good on Gutfeld's show. Her Jen Psaki and Elizabeth Warren impressions are pretty funny. The Dems have gotten where they are today by the use of a lot of people who aren't 100% on board. Why can't we have useful idiots too?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2021 09:07 PM (OyOhQ)

380 Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2021 09:05 PM (mD/uy)

As I've pointed out a number of times.

The Commandment is NOT thou shalt not lie.

It's thou shalt not bear False Witness. ie, you will not tell lies about others.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 09:07 PM (oHd/0)

381 350 I'm known as "Batman" in the field, I have a lot of equipment personally bought.....

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 08:56 PM (Lzpvj)

just prior to Desert Storm, the Navy suddenly realized how badly our Boarding Teams equipment was... so... just before we deployed, they opened up the checkbook... and basically handed a credit card to me and a Senior Chief Gunners Mate to outfit my team.

Yeah, we spent a LOT of Money. All stuff that was on the Civilian Market for law enforcement, was much better than the crap we had. Could not buy weapons, but body armor? Electronics? Slings and Holsters? Load Bearing stuff? Kids, Candy store.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (oHd/0)
I miss the ammo allowance.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2021 09:08 PM (0OP+5)

382 I just watched the opening of a super cheesy movie called Snowbeast, it's really scary boys and girls.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:08 PM (eGTCV)

383 Kat Timpf voted for Biden?
Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (VnkJq)

Jo Jergensen I would imagine...

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2021 09:08 PM (5iUNf)

384 oops!

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2021 09:08 PM (+ya+t)

385 >>> Bre Payton, conservative writer and Fox guest died today at 26 from H1N1 and meningitis.
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2021 08:56 PM (+ya+t)

Hello, time traveler from 2018. I would suggest stocking up on toilet paper and cream cheese.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 09:08 PM (ybfiw)

386 no, Megthered got it

Tutu
Reid
Madden

Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 09:08 PM (0KxNW)

387 Why can't we have useful idiots too?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2021 09:07 PM (OyOhQ)

We already have a ton of useful idiots- just not to us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2021 09:08 PM (dNqv+)

388 348 >Already forgot- Bob Dole.
Posted by: Moonbeam

nah, I think the Rule Of Three calls for the 3 to all die in a relatively short period, like a week

unless I'm wrong
Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 09:00 PM

True- that's what my mom always said. There have been so many this month- multiple threes!

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 28, 2021 09:08 PM (rbKZ6)

389 Kat might be able to hide the fact that she's 100 x smarter than the rest of the table and snark them on the regular.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 28, 2021 09:05 PM (eoQWY)

Or she'd sit there neurotically adjusting her glasses and trying to scream-argue The Conservative Case for Masked Secret Police Squads.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 09:08 PM (6FeV1)

390 Gossip. It could very easily be the woman's besetting sin. Whereas men may struggle with keeping their thoughts pure, a woman's battle is against gossip.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8fy4ka

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:09 PM (yp9Q/)

391 367 I just remember that Madden was scared to death to fly so he didn't.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 09:04 PM (VnkJq)

Yeah, about that...

Posted by: Buddy Holly at December 28, 2021 09:09 PM (oHd/0)

392 Never happen, but Dagan McDowell would be a hoot on The View. Heh...chuckling just imagining it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 09:00 PM (njfCw)

-----------

Oh yes! She'd wipe the floor with that coven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

393 350 Yeah, we spent a LOT of Money. All stuff that was on the Civilian Market for law enforcement, was much better than the crap we had. Could not buy weapons, but body armor? Electronics? Slings and Holsters? Load Bearing stuff? Kids, Candy store.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 09:01 PM (oHd/0)

I read several of the late Dick Marcinko's books when I was young. He devoted quite a lot of pages to all the civilian stuff his crew would buy to get the job done. Fascinating stuff, and some of it was probably true!

Posted by: CppThis at December 28, 2021 09:09 PM (UewuT)

394 Harry Reid

FOAD

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:09 PM (yrol0)

395 I would imagine Timpf voted for whoever the Libertarian was. So, not one of those icky RethugliKKKans in the eyes of The View.

But she didn't take the offer, so in the words of Rick Springfield: the point is probably moot.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 09:10 PM (njfCw)

396 Why can't we have useful idiots too?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2021 09:07 PM (OyOhQ)

Ohhh... I'll take maybe because our side's idiots don't turn out use at all do they? for a 1000 zombie alex

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 28, 2021 09:10 PM (ItDAh)

397 The French government will move to block five of the world's major porn sites (Pornhub, xHamster, XVideos, XNXX and Tukif) starting tomorrow unless they introduce protective measures to ensure all users are aged 18 or over.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 28, 2021 08:13 PM (UHVv4)

Will they be sending back Roman Polanski and Neil Goldschmidt too?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2021 09:10 PM (ZMraq)

398 Harry Reid

FOAD

He did.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 09:10 PM (SchxB)

399 390 Gossip. It could very easily be the woman's besetting sin. Whereas men may struggle with keeping their thoughts pure, a woman's battle is against gossip.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8fy4ka
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:09 PM (yp9Q/)

I'm not worried about keeping my 'thoughts' pure. I'm worried about acting on impure thoughts.

I'm not innocent, but I try to be Righteous.

Posted by: Buddy Holly at December 28, 2021 09:10 PM (oHd/0)

400 The best thing for women is for shows like the View to go away.

And Christian women definitely should not be watching it.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:11 PM (yp9Q/)

401 277 RIP Madden

No Al Michaels on Monday night......but hey, maybe I'll live long enough to see someone strangle Chris Collinsworth to death on a live broadcast.

Posted by: JROD at December 28, 2021 08:46 PM (0jZnq)

Tim McCarver was eventually retired or fired from network baseball broadcasts, so there is reason to hope Collinsworth will thrown overboard by NBC before long. I am not holding my breath while waiting, though.

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2021 09:11 PM (AMIL/)

402 Timpf is the kind of idiot you meet in NYC a lot - would have voted for Andrew Yang had he made it and then, when questioned about how dumb this was, would have said "what? he had a lot of great ideas!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2021 09:11 PM (5iUNf)

403 Coordinates of Harry Reid's final resting place need to be published so those of us who wish to pay our respects can piss on his gravesite.

Posted by: TxMarko at December 28, 2021 09:11 PM (7WLRC)

404 Do we know how Harry died? Tragic exercise band accident? Feisty young boy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2021 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

405 396 Why can't we have useful idiots too?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2021 09:07 PM (OyOhQ)

Ohhh... I'll take maybe because our side's idiots don't turn out use at all do they? for a 1000 zombie alex
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 28, 2021 09:10 PM (ItDAh)

Idiots are of no use when you're trying to build anything. Only when you're trying to destroy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 09:12 PM (6FeV1)

406 But Reid has no regrets. "I don't regret that at all," he told CNN's Dana Bash on Tuesday in the interview clip above. "Romney didn't win did he?"

I hope the cock is extra barbed today!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:12 PM (yrol0)

407 Dems can't wait for their 2024 ticket: Puppet Show & Joe Biden

Posted by: In Exile at December 28, 2021 09:12 PM (kzzyk)

408 Has anyone mentioned Hairy's pederasty ?

The searchlight strangler ? anyone

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 28, 2021 09:12 PM (M+Lyo)

409 Oakland Raiders vs San Diego Chargers. The "Holy Roller". As called by Bill King.

"Madden is on the field, he wants to know if it's real. They said - yes - Get your big butt out of here. He does!"

https://youtu.be/5Y1SeAjv5ao

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 09:13 PM (mZUr4)

410 Hello, time traveler from 2018. I would suggest stocking up on toilet paper and cream cheese.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2021 09:08 PM (ybfiw)

LMAO

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 28, 2021 09:13 PM (SH2Zi)

411 373
Perhaps Shatner or Eastwood.

Both are in their eighties and would put the shit cherry on top of the shit sundae that will have been 2021.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2021 09:06 PM (R44H7)
--------------------------

Eastwood took a big sloppy mouthful of the Bloomberger and let the sauce run down his chin, so he can go for his dirt nap anytime and I'll not shed a tear. Shatner, on the other hand - not only is he cool, but also, I have tickets to see him in Pittsburgh this coming March, so I sure hope it isn't him.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 28, 2021 09:13 PM (lNHqD)

412 Reminds me of an old pastor joke.

Three pastors are on a boat fishing. They get to talking and one says, Why don't we all tell each other our greatest sin and then we can each pray for one another tonight.

First one says, I secretly struggle with gambling.

Second one says, I secretly struggle with cheating. I cheat on my taxes all the time.

They both look at the third pastor.

After a minute he says, I struggle with gossip.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:13 PM (4fSQf)

413 The View hags don't want a conservative with a functioning brain.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:13 PM (eGTCV)

414 Didn't know Reid was a Mormon. Makes the tax lie about Rommey even worse in my opinion.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 28, 2021 09:14 PM (KXkkH)

415 I just remember that Madden was scared to death to fly so he didn't.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 09:04 PM (VnkJq)

Yeah, about that...
Posted by: Buddy Holly at December 28, 2021 09:09 PM (oHd/0)

Preach

Posted by: Stevie Ray Vaughan at December 28, 2021 09:14 PM (mZUr4)

416 Harry Reid

FOAD

He did.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 09:10 PM (SchxB)

Thanks, rhennigantx!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 28, 2021 09:14 PM (SH2Zi)

417 Beyond the obvious , it's only a sin if you think it's a sin. You're conscience knows.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 09:15 PM (VnkJq)

418 Of this one thing was certain Harry Reid was dead, deader than a doornail.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:15 PM (eGTCV)

419 The Searchlight Strangler is dead?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 28, 2021 09:15 PM (II3Gr)

420 ..but hey, maybe I'll live long enough to see someone strangle Chris Collinsworth to death on a live broadcast.

One can only hope.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 28, 2021 09:16 PM (nxdel)

421 Mark Zuckerberg Expands Hawaii Land Grab With 110 Acre Purchase

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the median size of a lot for new construction in 2018 was 8,982 square feet, or about one-fifth of an acre. By comparison, the median size of a home lot in 2009 was 10,994 square feet, or onefourth of an acre. Thats a square footage drop of 18.3 percent in average size.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:16 PM (yrol0)

422 Eastwood is 91 years old.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 09:17 PM (VnkJq)

423 413 The View hags don't want a conservative with a functioning brain.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:13 PM (eGTCV)

Hell, they wouldn't want an Old Liberal or a Marxist-Leninist with a functioning brain. Interaction via discussion and language is not the point of the show, but rather marking behaviors and dominance displays through a seemingly disjointed series of grunts and smells.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 09:17 PM (6FeV1)

424 Gone to his grave without denying he was a pederast.

Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2021 09:17 PM (RF+3N)

425 Thanks, rhennigantx!
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 28, 2021 09:14 PM (SH2Zi)

I did not kill him but...

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:17 PM (yrol0)

426 Tutu
Reid
Madden
Posted by: DB at December 28, 2021 09:08 PM (0KxNW)

Tutu hated Jews. Don't see how he was a real believer.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 28, 2021 09:17 PM (KXkkH)

427 414 Didn't know Reid was a Mormon. Makes the tax lie about Rommey even worse in my opinion.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 28, 2021 09:14 PM (KXkkH)

Yeah, remember the Bundy Ranch standoff? Reid's people wanted the water rights to the area, which is why the Bundy's were suddenly cut off from the land.

He was the trigger of that whole debacle.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 09:17 PM (oHd/0)

428 "Hello, time traveler from 2018. I would suggest stocking up on toilet paper and cream cheese."

I just got back from the store, cream cheese supply in central WI is good. Now I'm going to make some dip.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2021 09:17 PM (4thlk)

429 Why would any rational conservative woman want to be on the View?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:17 PM (eGTCV)

430 Piss off, Reaper!

Posted by: Bette White at December 28, 2021 09:17 PM (Ti+Tv)

431 Should pull Marv "The Biter" out of retirement.

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2021 09:18 PM (+ya+t)

432 Interaction via discussion and language is not the point of the show, but rather marking behaviors and dominance displays through a seemingly disjointed series of grunts and smells.

More or less like a meeting of C-level execs in any woke company.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 09:18 PM (SchxB)

433 409 Oakland Raiders vs San Diego Chargers. The "Holy Roller". As called by Bill King.

"Madden is on the field, he wants to know if it's real. They said - yes - Get your big butt out of here. He does!"

https://youtu.be/5Y1SeAjv5ao

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 09:13 PM (mZUr4)

And thus was created the so-called Dave Casper Rule! No more endless forward fumbles and ball-pushes.

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2021 09:18 PM (AMIL/)

434 Reid is why I quit the NRA and will never go back.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 09:19 PM (VnkJq)

435 LOL- If I could go back in time to Feb. 2020 I would have stocked up on ALL paper products. I had just moved to a new apartment and I had let all my paper products run down to nothing so I had less to move, and got caught with nothin' when there was nothin'. Then when there was somethin' there were strict limits. I also would have gotten a haircut before lockdowns.

Just never in a million years thought they would actually do it. And that the American people would stand for it if they tried.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 09:19 PM (njfCw)

436 432 Interaction via discussion and language is not the point of the show, but rather marking behaviors and dominance displays through a seemingly disjointed series of grunts and smells.

More or less like a meeting of C-level execs in any ~~woke~~ company.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 09:18 PM (SchxB)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 28, 2021 09:19 PM (II3Gr)

437 [I [I just got back from the store, cream cheese supply in central WI is good. Now I'm going to make some dip.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2021 09:17 PM (4thlk)

Best dip we make with cream cheese is a pizza dip. Also has sour cream, pizza sauce, mini pepperonis, and a few spices. YUM!!!

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 09:19 PM (mZUr4)

438 Al Michaels ruined my life.

Posted by: klaftern at December 28, 2021 09:19 PM (taPSh)

439 Looks like I had a bad IP address earlier. Weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 28, 2021 09:20 PM (II3Gr)

440 I took one for the team and checked Willard's Twatter page. Nothing yet. Last one up was a Christmas message.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 09:20 PM (njfCw)

441 Turducken! Doink! Boom!

Posted by: Zombie John Madden at December 28, 2021 09:20 PM (RF+3N)

442 Why would any rational conservative woman want to be on the View?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

I think AtC would be an excellent choice.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 09:20 PM (qpolg)

443 Hes really dead
Most actually dead
real fucking dead
Dead dead dead
like dead a the skunk
In dead skunk

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:21 PM (yrol0)

444 I took one for the team and checked Willard's Twatter page. Nothing yet. Last one up was a Christmas message.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 09:20 PM (njfCw)

The Dog that didn't bark.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 09:21 PM (VnkJq)

445 Madden now explaining to St. Peter how a field goal just won't win it when the score is 27-30, they have to go for the touchdown.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 28, 2021 09:21 PM (II3Gr)

446 AtC wouldn't make it past the metal detector.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:21 PM (4fSQf)

447 Why would any rational conservative woman want to be on the View?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

I think AtC would be an excellent choice.

If she can get the flamethrower through security she'll be perfect for the job.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 09:22 PM (SchxB)

448 Ana "The Refrigerator" Navarro is neither rational nor conservative. That's the model for what they want. Just one that can get themselves on set without aid of a forklift.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 28, 2021 09:22 PM (njfCw)

449 It would be amusing to watch someone rip Joy Behar's head off and jam it up Whoppi's Goldberg.
At least I'd get a chuckle out of it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:22 PM (eGTCV)

450 439 Looks like I had a bad IP address earlier. Weird.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 28, 2021 09:20 PM (II3Gr)

Comments disappearing? Figured the time had finally come?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2021 09:22 PM (dNqv+)

451 Harry Reid dead..hmmm.. 2022 is looking up already

Posted by: IC - Joe Biden has shit for brains at December 28, 2021 09:22 PM (Nyumu)

452 437
Best dip we make with cream cheese is a pizza dip. Also has sour cream, pizza sauce, mini pepperonis, and a few spices. YUM!!!

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 09:19 PM (mZUr4)

---------------

My one friend who is a charter boat captain makes a dip out of cream cheese, lightly fried walleye cheeks, chives and onions. It doesn't sound like it would be good, but it's amazing.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 28, 2021 09:23 PM (lNHqD)

453 Dingy Harry croaked? Noted.

Posted by: Dingbat at December 28, 2021 09:23 PM (DZINL)

454 I think AtC would be an excellent choice.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 09:20 PM (qpolg)

The audio guy would get hazard pay for having to *bleep* the robust language of AtC.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

455 I think AtC would be an excellent choice.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 09:20 PM (qpolg)

Four mangled bodies, a passel of serenely sleeping velociraptors....

I'd watch that shit for two hours, no problem.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 09:23 PM (6FeV1)

456 414 Didn't know Reid was a Mormon. Makes the tax lie about Rommey even worse in my opinion.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 28, 2021 09:14 PM (KXkkH)

Harry Reid was asshoe but this incident also illustrates the general uselessness of the GOP when it comes to playing bare knuckle politics. Think about it, it took a jilted former Democrat to get a portion of the party to finally adopt a fighting stance.

Posted by: CppThis at December 28, 2021 09:23 PM (UewuT)

457 The sleazy politician character Dick Smothers played in the movie Casino was based on Reid.

Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2021 09:23 PM (RF+3N)

458 427 414 Didn't know Reid was a Mormon. Makes the tax lie about Rommey even worse in my opinion.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 28, 2021 09:14 PM (KXkkH)

Yeah, remember the Bundy Ranch standoff? Reid's people wanted the water rights to the area, which is why the Bundy's were suddenly cut off from the land.

He was the trigger of that whole debacle.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 09:17 PM (oHd/0)

How does a Mormon get into Heaven?

Become Baptist!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:24 PM (yrol0)

459 And thus was created the so-called Dave Casper Rule! No more endless forward fumbles and ball-pushes.
Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2021 09:18 PM (AMIL/)

The Raiders were involved in a lot of iconic plays. Immaculate Reception. Holy Roller. Sea of Hands. Tuck Rule.

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 09:24 PM (mZUr4)

460 Why would any rational conservative woman want to be on the View?
Posted by: N.L. Urker
~~~~~

If they wait until next year Liz Cheney will be available. She's their kind of "conservative."

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2021 09:24 PM (0TVNF)

461 450 439 Looks like I had a bad IP address earlier. Weird.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 28, 2021 09:20 PM (II3Gr)

Comments disappearing? Figured the time had finally come?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2021 09:22 PM (dNqv+)

A couple threads ago they said Insom was banned.

Not sure if accurate.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 09:25 PM (oHd/0)

462 Time Traveler: What are you watching?
Me: John Wick III
Time Traveler: Oh, that's right. He's still an actor. He's not president yet.

Me: :-0

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 09:25 PM (uXonU)

463 If I was Romney I would piss on his grave.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:25 PM (yrol0)

464 Would it be possible to petition Ann Coulter to apply for The View?

That might be kind of hilarious.

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 09:25 PM (1Yy3c)

465 The audio guy would get hazard pay for having to *bleep* the robust language of AtC.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

So, it sounds like AtC would be a win all around. Not worried about metal detector. You think any security guard is going to do her pat down?

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2021 09:26 PM (qpolg)

466 Four mangled bodies, a passel of serenely sleeping velociraptors....

And the diesel powered Sybian.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2021 09:26 PM (Aqf1y)

467 A couple threads ago they said Insom was banned.

Not sure if accurate.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2021 09:25 PM (oHd/0)

There's a banhammer out there for everyone. The key is to flounce before it finds you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2021 09:26 PM (dNqv+)

468 Interesting to me that both Willard and Reid are both Mormons and complete scum, whereas the (admittedly few) "real life" Mormons I have known and worked with have all seemed to be upright trustworthy people!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)

469 A couple threads ago they said Insom was banned.

Not sure if accurate.
Posted by: Romeo13

His IP.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 28, 2021 09:27 PM (uXonU)

470 Shouldn't a man be on the view? Inclusiveness?

Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2021 09:27 PM (RF+3N)

471 How does a Mormon get into Heaven?

Become Baptist!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:24 PM (yrol0)

Deathbed repentance? I kid, mormon morons.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 28, 2021 09:28 PM (SH2Zi)

472 470 Shouldn't a man be on the view? Inclusiveness?
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2021 09:27 PM (RF+3N)

A conservative He-She?

Is there such a thing?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:28 PM (4fSQf)

473 @:467: "The key is to flounce before it finds you."

On a long enough timeline ...

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 28, 2021 09:28 PM (+WWsf)

474 Planeloads of underage migrants are being secretly flown into northeast Pennsylvania with the idea of quietly resettling them across the region, and so its not just one plane thus far. Its been four and it is, in fact confirmed. And we are receiving no information at all. I have letters out to Sec. Mayorkas at the Dept. of Homeland Security. We have other calls in to the State Dept.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:28 PM (yrol0)

475 466 Four mangled bodies, a passel of serenely sleeping velociraptors....

And the diesel powered Sybian.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2021 09:26 PM (Aqf1y)

Gotta have that torque.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 28, 2021 09:28 PM (dNqv+)

476 468

I just figured it out Willard and Reid were also politicians, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 09:29 PM (hOUT3)

477 yeah, put tyrus in a dress and put him on the view

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 28, 2021 09:29 PM (ZZK0E)

478 Did we celebrate.....we discuss Harry Reid being dead?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 28, 2021 09:30 PM (YglAn)

479 472 Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:28 PM (4fSQf)

rested, rotund, and ready....

Daliah Fwench

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 09:30 PM (Lzpvj)

480 So, it sounds like AtC would be a win all around. Not worried about metal detector. You think any security guard is going to do her pat down?

First one to try earns the nickname "Stumpy".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 09:30 PM (SchxB)

481 Comments disappearing? Figured the time had finally come?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2021 09:22 PM (dNqv+)

Comment Rapture

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 28, 2021 09:30 PM (II3Gr)

482 I saw a van full of what looked like middle eastern men being driven north on Christmas Day.

Van had government plates.

Guessing they were headed for Tennessee.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:30 PM (4fSQf)

483 David French would be good on The View, except he's too effeminate.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:30 PM (eGTCV)

484 478 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 28, 2021 09:30 PM (YglAn)

If you listen closely to the west wind you can hear the kids from nevada cheering in relief.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2021 09:31 PM (Lzpvj)

485 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:28 PM (yrol0)

You are lucky to have found this out, but I expect you will be stonewalled at every turn!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

486 483 David French would be good on The View, except he's too effeminate.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:30 PM (eGTCV)

If you did a shot every time he said "That's SUCH a good point", your liver would actually liquify.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 09:31 PM (6FeV1)

487 Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:30 PM (eGTCV)

He got chesticles to match tho

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 28, 2021 09:31 PM (YglAn)

488 Sanity Prevails: Overwhelming Majority of People Believe There Are Only Two Genders.

Posters

and

Lurkers

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:32 PM (yrol0)

489
Yep, it would be worth the trip just to piss on Harry Reid's grave.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 28, 2021 09:32 PM (Mzdiz)

490 Harry Reid likes little boys.

-
That's a terrible thing to say!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2021 09:32 PM (FVME7)

491 Guessing they were headed for Tennessee.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:30 PM (4fSQf)

Going to need some more patsies for an FBI op.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 28, 2021 09:32 PM (SH2Zi)

492 I don't think that guy is a protestor. He's just an ordinary naked street guy. Maybe flakka.

Posted by: Merry Christmas From gp at December 28, 2021 09:33 PM (qpX6U)

493 Shouldn't a man be on the view? Inclusiveness?

That guy who's moving from SF to Miami where he intends to vote harder for Democrats in spite of lucidly enumerating everything wrong with them correctly described it. Progs have replaced "giving everyone the same opportunity" with "if everyone can't have something, no one can".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2021 09:33 PM (P9pDS)

494 David French would be good on The View, except he's too effeminate.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:30 PM (eGTCV)

-----------

Besides, you'd have all the glare from the klieg lights reflecting off his ugly scalp.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:33 PM (VxC1e)

495 Yep, it would be worth the trip just to piss on Harry Reid's grave.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 28, 2021 09:32 PM (Mzdiz)

Sounds like an opportunity for an NVMoMe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

496 Hairy Screed died?

Huh.

Well, 'bye!

Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2021 09:34 PM (dB4Iz)

497 Harry Reid is mort?

Well, I was always told not to speak ill of the dead.

So....

*shuffles on out*

Posted by: Dr. T at December 28, 2021 09:34 PM (Vgw1E)

498 Yep, it would be worth the trip just to piss on Harry Reid's grave.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 28, 2021 09:32

You could make money selling beer graveside.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:34 PM (eGTCV)

499 485 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:28 PM (yrol0)

You are lucky to have found this out, but I expect you will be stonewalled at every turn!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

I wondered why everyone at HED had EBT and spoke Middle American.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:34 PM (yrol0)

500 I saw a van full of what looked like middle eastern men being driven north on Christmas Day.

-
Apparently, the Denver spree killer was a known wolf.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2021 09:34 PM (FVME7)

501 Planeloads of underage migrants are being secretly flown into northeast Pennsylvania with the idea of quietly resettling them across the region, and so its not just one plane thus far. Its been four and it is, in fact confirmed. And we are receiving no information at all. I have letters out to Sec. Mayorkas at the Dept. of Homeland Security. We have other calls in to the State Dept.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:28 PM (yrol0)

According to PJM the gub'mint doesn't make flight manifests available. Call me an immoral heartless asshole but I'm kind of eager to see what happens when one of these planes goes down killing everyone on board. Who was on board? *Biden shrugs*

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 09:35 PM (1Yy3c)

502 Will Hairy be lying in State?

Wait. I meant the rotunda version.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:35 PM (4fSQf)

503 You could make money selling beer graveside.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:34 PM (eGTCV)

You're not renting it, you're donating it to the cause.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 09:35 PM (6FeV1)

504 Hairy Reed slithered off his mortal coil? Pity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:35 PM (VxC1e)

505 I was always told not to speak ill of the dead.

So....

*shuffles on out*

Posted by: Dr. T at December 28, 2021 09:34 PM (Vgw1E)

Hey, get back here. We have boobs, and guns, and boobguns.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 28, 2021 09:35 PM (SH2Zi)

506 Who gets all the hairless boys that are chained in his basement?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:36 PM (VxC1e)

507 Well, I was always told not to speak ill of the dead.

-
As far as I know, Harry Reid never engaged in cannibalism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2021 09:36 PM (FVME7)

508 Progs have replaced "giving everyone the same opportunity" with "if everyone can't have something, no one can *".
Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2021 09:33 PM (P9pDS)

* unless they are part of the worthy Party nomenklatura, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

509 lmao.. just found out there is an Athol, MA.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 28, 2021 09:37 PM (nxdel)

510 ATC would throat punch Joy the first day.

Do it! A ratings bonanza!!!

And her underwire stays would protect her second best assets. Her brain is on it's own, but that is her best asset.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 28, 2021 09:37 PM (u82oZ)

511
506 Who gets all the hairless boys that are chained in his basement?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:36 PM (VxC1e

They were rentals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:37 PM (4fSQf)

512 500 I saw a van full of what looked like middle eastern men being driven north on Christmas Day.

----------

Libyans! GREAT SCOTT!!!

Posted by: Doc Brown at December 28, 2021 09:37 PM (VxC1e)

513 Comment Rapture
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 28, 2021 09:30 PM (II3Gr)

Jacob Insomn was dead to begin with. The register of his ban hammer was signed by all the COBs. The Sefton, the CBD, the Buck...Ace signed it and Ace's name was good upon any change as he put his hand to. Old Insomn was as dead as a doornail.

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2021 09:37 PM (5iUNf)

514
If Brandon gives the eulogy at the state funeral, maybe he'll stumble, fall in the casket and shit all over.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 28, 2021 09:37 PM (Mzdiz)

515 Oh, raimondo.... Staying on-content at 500+.

What a trooper.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 09:38 PM (6FeV1)

516 "Well, he's dead."

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at December 28, 2021 09:38 PM (VxC1e)

517 A conservative He-She?

Is there such a thing?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

You're BACK! I've missed you and have been asking if anyone had seen you!!!!!!

How's your liver?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2021 09:38 PM (U2p+3)

518 Who was on board? *Biden shrugs*
Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 09:35 PM (1Yy3c)

That's not important right now (or ever), comrade Robert!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 09:38 PM (hOUT3)

519 Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

Your necklace was very well received. The one wth the rays from a central point. Very well received.

Thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 28, 2021 09:39 PM (u82oZ)

520 510 lmao.. just found out there is an Athol, MA.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 28, 2021 09:37 PM (nxdel)

The Athol Vise Company!

"Nothing clenches like an Athol!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 09:39 PM (6FeV1)

521 Sanity Prevails: Overwhelming Majority of People Believe There Are Only Two Genders.

Posters

Lurkers

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:39 PM (yrol0)

522 Harry is a Mormon and Frankie Hollywood is a Catholic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2021 09:39 PM (FVME7)

523 Compared to Chuckles Schumer he was a saint.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:39 PM (eGTCV)

524 Searchlight Nevada is an emptier place tonight...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:39 PM (VxC1e)

525 If Brandon gives the eulogy at the state funeral, maybe he'll stumble, fall in the casket and shit all over.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 28, 2021 09:37 PM (Mzdiz)

"WHO SHIT HARRY'S PANTS?!?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 09:40 PM (6FeV1)

526 You're BACK! I've missed you and have been asking if anyone had seen you!!!!!!

How's your liver?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2021 09:38 PM (U2p+3

{{nurse}}

It's still not speaking to me but I did quit beating it up this year.

I took a sabbatical. Trying to de-stress myself. Worked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:40 PM (4fSQf)

527 lmao.. just found out there is an Athol, MA

I thought MA was full of Athols?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 09:40 PM (SchxB)

528 "Best dip we make with cream cheese is a pizza dip. Also has sour cream, pizza sauce, mini pepperonis, and a few spices. YUM!!!"
"My one friend who is a charter boat captain makes a dip out of cream cheese, lightly fried walleye cheeks, chives and onions. It doesn't sound like it would be good, but it's amazing."

I just made a simple shrimp cocktail dip. Cream cheese spread out with some shrimp, onion and cocktail sauce mixed up and spread out on that. Eating it with Ritz.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2021 09:40 PM (4thlk)

529 Fox News home page has an announcement of Harry Reid's death -- on the second row down, under a big lead story about the death of "American Legend" John Madden.

Posted by: Splunge at December 28, 2021 09:40 PM (PQ4Fz)

530 We need the organizers, not the ones on the planes. Although, it is part of a corrupt organization that needs to be rolled up as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 28, 2021 09:40 PM (u82oZ)

531 I thought MA was full of Athols?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 28, 2021 09:40 PM (SchxB)

Mathols?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 09:41 PM (6FeV1)

532 How many years did Harry and Brandon serve in the Senate together?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:41 PM (eGTCV)

533 lmao.. just found out there is an Athol, MA.
Posted by: Jewells45

My deaf/mute girlfriend said that to me all the time:

"Don be an athol, athol!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2021 09:41 PM (mD/uy)

534 As far as I know, Harry Reid never engaged in cannibalism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
----
That's a nice thing to say!

**I'm going to hell for laughing at that**

Posted by: lin-duh at December 28, 2021 09:41 PM (UUBmN)

535 I think Madden will get more ink than Reid will.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:41 PM (4fSQf)

536
I'm sure David French will give us all a good scolding for the piss on the grave comments.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 28, 2021 09:41 PM (Mzdiz)

537 532 How many years did Harry and Brandon serve in the Senate together?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 28, 2021 09:41 PM (eGTCV)

all of them!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:42 PM (yrol0)

538 529 Fox News home page has an announcement of Harry Reid's death -- on the second row down, under a big lead story about the death of "American Legend" John Madden.
Posted by: Splunge at December 28, 2021 09:40 PM (PQ4Fz)

----------

Hairy Reed's death was announced under PUPPET SHOW

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:42 PM (VxC1e)

539 I took a sabbatical. Trying to de-stress myself. Worked.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December

Well, I'm glad you did some good things for yourself.

But *slap*
*slap*
*smack!*

I was worried !!!! So good to see you here!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2021 09:42 PM (U2p+3)

540 Mystery critter is called a metroid

Posted by: Tums Festival at December 28, 2021 09:42 PM (pcp3j)

541 It seems like only yesterday that I was posting song lyrics about Harry Reid. I offer them here, in tribute:

Harry Reid, oh, man
In a big grey van
Pullin' up to take a look at me

Posted by: Splunge at December 28, 2021 09:42 PM (PQ4Fz)

542 Thank you NaCly.. glad she like it!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 28, 2021 09:42 PM (nxdel)

543 AlaBAMA

Madden did more for good than Reid, for sure.

And welcome back to you and your rejuvenated liver.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 28, 2021 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

544 But *slap*
*slap*
*smack!*

I was worried !!!! So good to see you here!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2021 09:42 PM (U2p+3

*kicks pebble*

Aw shucks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:43 PM (4fSQf)

545 You will forgive everyone who has ever hurt you when you hear this sermon about what unforgiveness and bitterness can do to a person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N38KCZVIGjg

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:43 PM (yp9Q/)

546 {{{ Jewells45 }}}

How can I write a positive review if I deleted the email link?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 28, 2021 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

547 We need the organizers, not the ones on the planes. Although, it is part of a corrupt organization that needs to be rolled up as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 28, 2021 09:40 PM (u82oZ)

NaCly, my boy, interesting how easy it seems to be to doxx and persecute any conservative, but virtually impossible to effectively doxx or even ruffle the hair of any liberal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)

548 Harry Reid was a really good man and New Mexico was lucky to have him as a Senator.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2021 09:44 PM (VnkJq)

549 >>>Searchlight Nevada is an emptier place tonight...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:39 PM (VxC1e)

Cheers of joy, and sighs of relief on playgrounds all across Nevada.

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at December 28, 2021 09:44 PM (yk557)

550 John Madden rip

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2021 09:44 PM (yrol0)

551 Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:43 PM (yp9Q/)

Then I shall save that for the after times.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 28, 2021 09:44 PM (SH2Zi)

552 And welcome back to you and your rejuvenated liver.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 28, 2021 09:42 PM (u82oZ

Grassy Ass!

Happy New Year!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:44 PM (4fSQf)

553 Does anyone have the Line of Succession list for the King Harv Royal Family? Is there a Duchess Markle in the Harv orbit?

Posted by: First Son at December 28, 2021 09:44 PM (JPtHE)

554 Salty,
I saw your comment in the previous thread. You're very welcome. I'm glad to be of help to the Horde.

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2021 09:45 PM (AMIL/)

555 Commissar Hrothgar

We need more Red on Red. The Dems and Leftists are still Red in my book. Should be soon.

Still need to write you. Been very busy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 28, 2021 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

556 A conservative He-She?

Is there such a thing?

There are in fact a few very nice conservative trans people out there. And they'll probably stay out there, because the Horde doesn't like non-straights much, as AtC has observed.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2021 09:46 PM (P9pDS)

557 548 Harry Reid was a really good man and New Mexico was lucky to have him as a Senator.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2021 09:44 PM (VnkJq

Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:46 PM (4fSQf)

558 12 It's tortoises that are slow, not turtles. Turtles are fast af.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 28, 2021 07:47 PM (z5Vrg)

-------

Look up "tortoise on treadmill" on YouTube and see their true capability. They just don't want to go fast.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 28, 2021 09:47 PM (cMXNt)

559 Gref

Oh, good. I hate for righteous praise to be willowed. You did good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 28, 2021 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

560 Aloha, Harry.

Just, aloha.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:47 PM (VxC1e)

561
Dingy Harry first took office in the Senate in 1987.

Brandon first went to the Senate in '73.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 28, 2021 09:47 PM (Mzdiz)

562 >>>lmao.. just found out there is an Athol, MA.
Posted by: Jewells45

My deaf/mute girlfriend said that to me all the time:

"Don be an athol, athol!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2021 09:41 PM (mD/uy)

Dabs nob fuddy, athol.

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at December 28, 2021 09:47 PM (yk557)

563 Then I shall save that for the after times.
Posted by: flounder
___

Tomorrow is not guaranteed.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:48 PM (yp9Q/)

564 Tomorrow is not guaranteed.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:48 PM (yp9Q/)

Neither is my forgiveness.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 28, 2021 09:49 PM (SH2Zi)

565 Been very busy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 28, 2021 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

"¡No problemo!"
as they say on the buses with darkened windows heading into PA.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 28, 2021 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

566 Harry Reid was a really good man and New Mexico was lucky to have him as a Senator.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2021 09:44 PM (VnkJq)

Harry! Stand up and take a bow!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2021 09:49 PM (RF+3N)

567 Commissar Hrothgar

Remember, unless they control your soul, Leftists brook no deviation from their demented world view. We let stuff slide. The Left -- NEVER.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 28, 2021 09:49 PM (u82oZ)

568 Neither is my forgiveness.
Posted by: flounder
___

Fortunately, you're not God.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:50 PM (yp9Q/)

569 Dingy Harry first took office in the Senate in 1987.

Brandon first went to the Senate in '73.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 28, 2021 09:47 PM (Mzdiz)

The median age of US residents is ~38 years. Well over half of the people in the US right now were not born yet when Biden started his criminal career.

That's something worth pointing out. I don't know why. I just feel that it is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 09:50 PM (6FeV1)

570 554 Salty,
I saw your comment in the previous thread. You're very welcome. I'm glad to be of help to the Horde.

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2021 09:45 PM (AMIL/)

PS: I was wrong about JPL being the lead NASA Center for Webb. It's Goddard Space Flight Center, Greenbelt, MD. The Center responsible for design and testing of Hubble. The originally near-sighted Hubble. So, I'm keeping my fingers very tightly crossed for success of deployments of Webb's numerous appendages and the heat shield.

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2021 09:50 PM (AMIL/)

571 Harry! Stand up and take a bow!
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2021 09:49 PM (RF+3N)

Thread winner, bring on the ONT.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2021 09:50 PM (0A/JS)

572 Looks like they are going to quietly drop the kidnapping case in Michigan. Seems too much negative press might be coming about Whitmer, the Fibs and the prosecution.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:51 PM (4fSQf)

573 Tomorrow is not guaranteed.
Posted by: SMH

So true. Never pass up an opportunity to slow dance.

Speaking of which, time to go.

Have a blessed and memorable night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 28, 2021 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

574 568 Neither is my forgiveness.
Posted by: flounder
___

Fortunately, you're not God.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:50 PM (yp9Q/)

---------

Do we know this to an absolute certainty?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)

575 Goodnight, Salty. : )

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:51 PM (yp9Q/)

576 Do we know this to an absolute certainty?
Posted by: Cicero
___

Yes, I do.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:52 PM (yp9Q/)

577 Looks like they are going to quietly drop the kidnapping case in Michigan. Seems too much negative press might be coming about Whitmer, the Fibs and the prosecution.

From what I've read, the defense attorneys pretty much can ironclad prove it was an FIB production.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2021 09:52 PM (0A/JS)

578 574 568 Neither is my forgiveness.
Posted by: flounder
___

Fortunately, you're not God.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:50 PM (yp9Q/)

---------

Do we know this to an absolute certainty?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)

He can't be because I am.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 28, 2021 09:52 PM (II3Gr)

579 Do we know this to an absolute certainty?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e

Only a Sith deals in absolutes!

He said, ironically.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:52 PM (4fSQf)

580 Fortunately, you're not God.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:50 PM (yp9Q/)

I wouldn't need to forgive. I'd have smite.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 28, 2021 09:53 PM (SH2Zi)

581 He can't be because I am.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 28, 2021 09:52 PM (II3Gr)

I defer to Florida man.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 28, 2021 09:54 PM (SH2Zi)

582 Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong.

Posted by: Mark Knopfler at December 28, 2021 09:55 PM (YFAIE)

583
No, I am God.

Posted by: Tony Fauci at December 28, 2021 09:55 PM (Mzdiz)

584 I think Madden will get more ink than Reid will.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:41 PM (4fSQf)

NFL Network currently showing America's Game - 1976 Raiders

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 09:56 PM (mZUr4)

585 I am a demigod at best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:56 PM (VxC1e)

586 NFL Network currently showing America's Game - 1976 Raiders
Posted by: Doof
___

Pity I don't have the NFL Network...but since I've seen that game so many times, doubt that I'd see anything new.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:57 PM (yp9Q/)

587 I hope this thread has surge protectors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 28, 2021 09:57 PM (4fSQf)

588 I'd like to be one of those fertility gods that's represented by giant erect penises.

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 09:57 PM (1Yy3c)

589 i'm just an illiterate redneck

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 28, 2021 09:58 PM (IJES/)

590 I'd like to be one of those fertility gods that's represented by giant erect penises.
Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 09:57 PM (1Yy3c)

----------

Yep. Very popular with the ladies and the homosexuals.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2021 09:58 PM (VxC1e)

591 Pity I don't have the NFL Network...but since I've seen that game so many times, doubt that I'd see anything new.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 09:57 PM (yp9Q/)

It's the story of the whole season. I have it recorded and digitized if you want a copy :-)

Posted by: Doof at December 28, 2021 09:58 PM (mZUr4)

592 https://youtu.be/MchE-QLTnkI

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 10:00 PM (1Yy3c)

593
I'm looking up some of Frank Caliendo's Madden impersonations. They were great.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 28, 2021 10:00 PM (Mzdiz)

594 >>No, I am God.
Posted by: Tony Fauci

Shut up you sawed off runt.

Posted by: Garden Gnome at December 28, 2021 10:00 PM (HQ9Sl)

595 Gosh, do you suppose there will be a ONT tonight?

Posted by: mindfulwebworker - call of the wild ones at December 28, 2021 10:00 PM (H/5vA)

596 Squeal like a pig... pigs!
https://is.gd/zqupYn

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2021 10:00 PM (llON8)

597 2 Timothy 3:1-5

"But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God-having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people"

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 10:01 PM (yp9Q/)

598 Everyone is on the front page pressing F5.

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 10:01 PM (1Yy3c)

599 i'm just an illiterate redneck
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 28, 2021 09:58 PM (IJES/)

You're from Louisiana?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2021 10:01 PM (VnkJq)

600 So how did the name Jesus/Iesus/Yeshua come about when his given name was Emmanuel? Were there multi-layer names in Galilean families back then? Like how Japanese nobility had a childhood name, but then an adult name, and then took whatever the heck name they felt like to help their career along whenever they wanted (see: Ieyasu Tokugawa). Or was it like a Family Name and an Everybody-Else Name?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 10:01 PM (6FeV1)

601 nood. i was first loser

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=397118

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 28, 2021 10:02 PM (IJES/)

602 Yup. There is. Noooodnt

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=397118

Posted by: mindfulwebworker - call of the wild ones at December 28, 2021 10:02 PM (H/5vA)

603 It's the story of the whole season. I have it recorded and digitized if you want a copy :-)
Posted by: Doof
___

You're sweet to offer, but that's okay.

I still have the memory of watching it with my dad.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at December 28, 2021 10:02 PM (yp9Q/)

604 You have to go Brandon sock

Posted by: Just a side note at December 28, 2021 10:02 PM (VnkJq)

605 Or was it like a Family Name and an Everybody-Else Name?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 10:01 PM (6FeV1)

It would be pretty funny if it was revealed that Jesus was just a nickname.

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 10:03 PM (1Yy3c)

606 It would be pretty funny if it was revealed that Jesus was just a nickname.
Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2021 10:03 PM (1Yy3c)

I mean, he's very clearly referred to as "Iesus" (Jesus) by the Evangelists writing in Koine greek, so that must have been what he was known as in his capacity as a public figure, but did his friends and family over his life (especially before Cana) all call him "Manny" or something? Or whatever the Aramaic diminutive of Emmanuel would be.... Who knows.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2021 10:06 PM (6FeV1)

607 Harry Reid assuming room temperature reminds me of some philosopher who once remarked that "mankind is lightened and set again upon the path divined by God with each passing of evil soul within its midst."

Harry Reid is not going to trouble man as he's judgement has been passed. I doubt he was found worthy but that is not for us to say. But his passing does indeed lighten mankind still here on Earth.

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2021 10:08 PM (5iUNf)

608 lmao.. just found out there is an Athol, MA.
Posted by: Jewells45

I haven't read ALL the comments, so forgive me if you already know there's an Athol, Idaho.

It's near Coeur d'Alene.

Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2021 10:20 PM (dB4Iz)

609 Fifty years ago, a fellow freshman from Massachusetts told me all the garbage trucks in Athol, Massachusetts had "Help keep your Athol clean" painted on them. Do they still? I wonder.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at December 28, 2021 10:29 PM (aVWE5)

Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0645 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0195 seconds, 618 records returned.
Page size 264 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.