Baby Goat Pajama Party Cafe

Woman reunites with the pack of wolves she raised as cubs, and then set free into the wild. There were no survivors. Just kidding, it's cute.

Duck that decided to land in a pond in a tiger enclosure is playing the riskiest game of hide and seek ever. The tigers do not catch the duck in this clip, but it's pretty tense. Skip this one if you want to avoid anxiety.

Dog is not a fan of the Sex and the City reboot.

Bird (magpie?) playing with a basketball.

Baby elephant's first steps.

This donkey is pretty sure he's just a few hugs away from escaping the Friend Zone.

Late Christmas delivery.

Super Mario Dog.🐶⬆️🔮😅 pic.twitter.com/IRpN39VzNI
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 18, 2021

So Majestic..🐎😍 pic.twitter.com/gfBO1AydKh
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 16, 2021

pic.twitter.com/lCrQ47JldG
— Ink Blot (@inkblotio) December 24, 2021

Baby goats for your timeline.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/8ndIStWvLu
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) December 26, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 07:21 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Fox2! at December 27, 2021 07:22 PM (jBoTu)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Corgis nooded

Posted by: Fox2! at December 27, 2021 07:22 PM (jBoTu)

4 I honestly expected the horse to run by and fart.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 27, 2021 07:23 PM (pLEy5)

5 Who the hell has time to put pajamas on all those goats?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 27, 2021 07:25 PM (LZYCg)

6 The Sex in the City one appears to fail.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Trampled Under Foot

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2021 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

8 Baby goats are the only known natural source of anti-gravity

Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2021 07:25 PM (ZMraq)

9 Not a Magpie. Don't know what it is.

Posted by: Ronster at December 27, 2021 07:25 PM (1L+rV)

10 Sponge!

Posted by: Iris at December 27, 2021 07:25 PM (6lKe4)

11 Evening, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Just hanging around waiting to see if any work comes in over the next 30 minutes. If not, I'm signing off for the night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 27, 2021 07:25 PM (2JVJo)

12 That horse is having fun

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2021 07:26 PM (2JoB8)

13 th

Posted by: Grease monkey at December 27, 2021 07:26 PM (oSX/P)

14 Who the hell has time to put pajamas on all those goats?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 27, 2021 07:25 PM (LZYCg)
.......

worse than herding cats.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2021 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

15 Cool 1860 "transitional" reciprocating revolver with its full box and accruements that was just on the UK Antiques Roadshow I'm watching.

https://tinyurl.com/2p87vt4e

Not the same one [the staining on the maker's label has a different pattern], given a 3,000-pounds sterling valuation. The old guy paid 50 shillings for it just after the Second War.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 27, 2021 07:27 PM (UHVv4)

16 Wasn't the music with the Cat walking the music also used in Tarkovsky's movie Solaris?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2021 07:27 PM (ZMraq)

17 Totes goats.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 27, 2021 07:28 PM (II3Gr)

18 Those wolves are interesting. They almost seemed like there was something in her nose or mouths they were really interested in.
The donkey/friend zone video near the top says page not found

Posted by: MikeM at December 27, 2021 07:28 PM (X+eRS)

19 5 Who the hell has time to put pajamas on all those goats?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 27, 2021 07:25 PM (LZYCg

Haha! I was wondering myself if the pajamas serve a purpose or if it's really that entertaining to make a bunch of goat pjs and dress them up.

Posted by: Emmie at December 27, 2021 07:28 PM (t62xj)

20 Sponge!!! Things are afoot.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:29 PM (IEwld)

21 The Sex in the City one appears to fail.
Posted by: Sponge -

It's only the appearance of failure.

Posted by: Jen Pisshockey at December 27, 2021 07:29 PM (QzkSJ)

22 >>> Wasn't the music with the Cat walking the music also used in Tarkovsky's movie Solaris?

Sounded like Beethoven's 7th, Second movement

Posted by: fluffy at December 27, 2021 07:30 PM (UnQlg)

23 Sponge!!! Things are afoot.
Posted by: Ben Had

Forsooth!

Posted by: Miklos the Anachronism at December 27, 2021 07:30 PM (QzkSJ)

24 That cat thing is creepy

Posted by: blaster at December 27, 2021 07:30 PM (mbFEM)

25 Evenin' Ben Had and Iris.

How goes it?

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)

26 PenguinCat!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 27, 2021 07:30 PM (DnWKq)

27 Miklos, head for the ramparts!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:31 PM (IEwld)

28 The donkey one doesn't work either.

For me anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)

29 Somebody here mentioned the Christmas song "Dominic the Donkey" so I played it on Christmas and it was a hit. Thank you whoever that was for that amazing aural gift.

Posted by: f'd at December 27, 2021 07:31 PM (Tnijr)

30 Baby elephant's first steps.

Nope. That's Joe Biden and his meth-addled son in an elephant costume.

Posted by: Gref at December 27, 2021 07:31 PM (AMIL/)

31 Haha! I was wondering myself if the pajamas serve a purpose or if it's really that entertaining to make a bunch of goat pjs and dress them up.
Posted by: Emmie at December 27, 2021 07:28 PM (t62xj)

I mean they're cute, but I'm trying to picture holding that many goats still while you try to wedge their legs into pajamas.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 27, 2021 07:31 PM (LZYCg)

32 Once in the friend zone, you're there forever. Like the Phantom Zone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 27, 2021 07:31 PM (II3Gr)

33 Sounded like Beethoven's 7th, Second movement
Posted by: fluffy at December 27, 2021 07:30 PM (UnQlg)

Correct

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 27, 2021 07:31 PM (/6GbT)

34 Haha! I was wondering myself if the pajamas serve a purpose or if it's really that entertaining to make a bunch of goat pjs and dress them up.
Posted by: Emmie

We do that all the time. But instead of pajamas, it's little Winged Hussar outfits.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and self-serve open tequila bar at December 27, 2021 07:32 PM (QzkSJ)

35 BTW - from the previous thread: the surly Samoans are the security force because no one in or out of their minds is going to mess with an angry Samoan.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at December 27, 2021 07:32 PM (dIjuE)

36
The Sex in the City one appears to fail.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami

Same with the donkey link.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 07:32 PM (63Dwl)

37 Those must be Minnesota goats.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:32 PM (IEwld)

38 Wolves look like they have the mange.

Posted by: Ronster at December 27, 2021 07:32 PM (1L+rV)

39 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at December 27, 2021 07:32 PM (mZUr4)

40 Things are afoot.

Make good money cutting those things off. Tonsils too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 27, 2021 07:33 PM (II3Gr)

41 Dominic the Donkey is a horrific song.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 27, 2021 07:33 PM (SgImN)

42 Chingadiching eeee awww eee awww

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 27, 2021 07:34 PM (II3Gr)

43 " Dominic the Donkey is a horrific song.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory "

Aw come on it's a hundred times better than any Christmas song Lennon or McCartney put out.

Posted by: f'd at December 27, 2021 07:36 PM (Tnijr)

44 Watch out. That cat is listening to Beethoven and reading Nietzsche.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 27, 2021 07:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

45 Insomniac, ramalama ding dong, bish bang boom.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:36 PM (IEwld)

46 I honestly expected the horse to run by and fart.
-------------------------------
Rusty!!

Posted by: cosmo kramer at December 27, 2021 07:36 PM (UHVv4)

47 Chingadiching eeee awww eee awww
Posted by: Insomniac

The Insom Ladies Auxiliary presents "The Battle of Shanghai, 1941"

Posted by: Miklos still has freebie tickets if you need at December 27, 2021 07:37 PM (QzkSJ)

48 I was expecting that cat to lift up the severed head of its former owner.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 27, 2021 07:37 PM (sAmhv)

49 >>> Watch out. That cat is listening to Beethoven and reading Nietzsche.

If he starts listening to Wagner, check the closet for Hugo Boss.

Posted by: fluffy at December 27, 2021 07:37 PM (UnQlg)

50 Them wolves are licking her face to see it she tastes like reindeer ass, which was the last thing they ate.

Binaca ftw.

Posted by: Han Solo at December 27, 2021 07:39 PM (F0YaR)

51 Them wolves are licking her face to see it she tastes like reindeer ass, which was the last thing they ate.

Binaca ftw.
Posted by: Han Solo at December 27, 2021 07:39 PM (F0YaR)

I was waiting for them to rip her face off......

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

52 If he starts listening to Wagner, check the closet for Hugo Boss.
Posted by: fluffy at December 27, 2021 07:37 PM (UnQlg)
--

The only thing keeping cats from nighttime torch rallies is their disinclination to marching in lockstep.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 27, 2021 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

53 Sponge, where's your faith in imprinting?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:40 PM (IEwld)

54 42 Chingadiching eeee awww eee awww

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 27, 2021 07:34 PM (II3Gr)

That's one of COVID Joe Biden's most understandable statements in the past six months!

Posted by: Gref at December 27, 2021 07:41 PM (AMIL/)

55 If you need a good laugh, here are highlights from the RLM commentary for "Return of the Jedi":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im0NC9tiDPA

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 27, 2021 07:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

56 Sponge, where's your faith in imprinting?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:40 PM (IEwld)

I'm calling 1-800-4-Imprint RIGHT NOW....

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

57 Gref, I saved the keyboard but the monitor took half a role of paper towels. Hope you are well. my friend.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:43 PM (IEwld)

58 BTW - from the previous thread: the surly Samoans are the security force because no one in or out of their minds is going to mess with an angry Samoan.
-------------------------
It might have been the Fijians instead but I vaguely recall a Mark Steyn piece about U.S. allies in Iraq saying their beefy contingent provided security for some cash payroll delivery. [To 'Free' Iraqi troops maybe?]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 27, 2021 07:43 PM (UHVv4)

59 56 Sponge, where's your faith in imprinting?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:40 PM (IEwld)

I'm calling 1-800-4-Imprint RIGHT NOW....
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

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Operators are standing by...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2021 07:43 PM (CAJOC)

60 Have a zoom hearing tomorrow to dissolve my company and declare it bankrupt. Fuck anyone who decided it was a good idea to shut everything down.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 07:43 PM (eA1RV)

61 57 Gref, I saved the keyboard but the monitor took half a role of paper towels. Hope you are well. my friend.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:43 PM (IEwld)

I am doing well, thank you. I hope you had a terrific Christmas!

Posted by: Gref at December 27, 2021 07:44 PM (AMIL/)

62 So I got sick on Christmas, decided maybe I should get a peking pox test, only to find out that is very difficult to do. In related news, the OSHA mandate is supposed to kick off next week. I wonder if the test shortage is intentional so that people will get fired instead of testing. I'm not getting the death dart.

Posted by: Mookie at December 27, 2021 07:44 PM (u+Y3T)

63 Have a zoom hearing tomorrow to dissolve my company and declare it bankrupt. Fuck anyone who decided it was a good idea to shut everything down.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 07:43 PM (eA1RV)

Oh, no! I'm sorry.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 27, 2021 07:44 PM (LZYCg)

64 Have a zoom hearing tomorrow to dissolve my company and declare it bankrupt. Fuck anyone who decided it was a good idea to shut everything down.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 07:43 PM (eA1RV)

Sorry, man.

*Channels AltonJackson*

Another grim milestone for the Biden administration.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)

65 Sponge, where's your faith in imprinting?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:40 PM (IEwld)

Patricide, matricide, fratricide... I have doubts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 27, 2021 07:45 PM (F0YaR)

66
>>> Watch out. That cat is listening to Beethoven and reading Nietzsche.

Same music as the ending of Zardoz.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 07:45 PM (63Dwl)

67 Aww - this is just way too cute. That's wolf video is just a Sugar overload!

Might need to watch that Luftwaffe killing B-17s video again to bring me back down...

Posted by: Boswell at December 27, 2021 07:46 PM (5iUNf)

68 Someday anthologists are going to study us and wonder what the hell was going with all the goats.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)

69 Sound track for baby elephant.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kS8eq5DROuo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2021 07:46 PM (FVME7)

70 Same music as the ending of Zardoz.
---

Puss in Thighboots and Mankini.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 27, 2021 07:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

71 I'm sorry to read that, Duke Lowell.

I hope for a reckoning one day in the near future for all of us.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 27, 2021 07:47 PM (UHVv4)

72 The duck video is hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Goats eat poison oak, drink their milk, like a poison oak vaccine for months.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 27, 2021 07:47 PM (wImJn)

74 JackStraw , have you seen the price of cabrito?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:47 PM (IEwld)

75 Can't stop the signal, Mal...

Politics - Trending
#NoPlanJoe
44.9K Tweets

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2021 07:47 PM (1t5dY)

76 Goat milk, effective for allergies and RA.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:48 PM (IEwld)

77 Can't believe that woman went and dumped those poor dogs out in the woods.

What a monster.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2021 07:49 PM (YA914)

78 69 Sound track for baby elephant.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kS8eq5DROuo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2021 07:46 PM (FVME7)

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Baby Elephant Walk, I presume?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2021 07:49 PM (CAJOC)

79 Wolf video is horrible, slobber all over, what a mess.

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2021 07:49 PM (2JoB8)

80 74 JackStraw , have you seen the price of cabrito?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:47 PM (IEwld)

Very expensive at Whole Foods. Kale, too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 27, 2021 07:49 PM (II3Gr)

81 >>JackStraw , have you seen the price of cabrito

That might explain it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

82 ------------------------------

Baby Elephant Walk, I presume?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2021 07:49 PM (CAJOC)

Henry Mancini was greatness.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 07:50 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:47 PM (IEwld)

Ben Had! I found some tai chi videos on YouTube. Did the first one this morning.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 27, 2021 07:50 PM (LZYCg)

84 Wolf video is horrible, slobber all over, what a mess.
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2021 07:49 PM (2JoB

Artemis? Is that you?

Posted by: Boswell at December 27, 2021 07:50 PM (5iUNf)

85 Uh oh. The cats are on to the whole two legs good thing.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 27, 2021 07:50 PM (SH2Zi)

86
Very expensive at Whole Foods. Kale, too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 27, 2021 07:49 PM (II3Gr)

I did that!!!

- Spongebrain Shitpants

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 07:50 PM (Zz0t1)

87 Wondering what antibodies goat milk provides from eating the paint off the hood of your truck

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:50 PM (IEwld)

88 That Hippo below the Duck With Brass Balls was cool.

I wonder if Hippo is good eating.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2021 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

89 JackStraw , have you seen the price of cabrito?
Posted by: Ben Had

Chupacabra carnitas.

Posted by: Art Bell's personal Chef Miklos at December 27, 2021 07:51 PM (QzkSJ)

90 Wondering what antibodies goat milk provides from eating the paint off the hood of your truck
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:50 PM (IEwld)

Lead poisoning.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Jordan61, Great. We will compare notes.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:52 PM (IEwld)

92 The uncanny valley in that walking cat video is wide and perilous. I fell in and may never make it out again.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 27, 2021 07:52 PM (ybfiw)

93 Late Christmas delivery dog forgot how to dog.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 27, 2021 07:54 PM (SH2Zi)

94 Goat milk, effective for allergies and RA.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:48 PM (IEwld)

This RA likes 24:1 gas/oil mix, but it will cut like a damn:

https://tinyurl.com/355tkkvy

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 07:54 PM (P3gRi)

95 Well, I guess I'd better go make dinner.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 27, 2021 07:54 PM (LZYCg)

96 That duck video gave me anxiety.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 27, 2021 07:55 PM (NpAcC)

97 Baby goats are too cute.

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at December 27, 2021 07:55 PM (OQcPl)

98 I am sorry to hear that, Duke.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 27, 2021 07:55 PM (SH2Zi)

99 Always wondered how fond my cousin remained of his cows when they stripped the paint off the hood of his Jag XKE.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:55 PM (IEwld)

100 So sorry to read this Duke. I wish I had some good words for you all.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2021 07:55 PM (mD/uy)

101 That black horse is Sponge after getting a "First!".

Posted by: lowandslow at December 27, 2021 07:56 PM (4thlk)

102 Always wondered how fond my cousin remained of his cows when they stripped the paint off the hood of his Jag XKE.
Posted by: Ben Had

Perhaps once they turned into hamburger the next fall he was consoled.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2021 07:56 PM (mD/uy)

103 Sorry to hear about your company, Duke. That really sucks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 27, 2021 07:56 PM (II3Gr)

104 If goats stayed that small I would have three.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 27, 2021 07:56 PM (NpAcC)

105 redridinghood, pygmies do.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:58 PM (IEwld)

106 Ack! I took a peek at the hospital portal for what my ER visit will cost me.
*plops onto fainting couch*

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 27, 2021 07:59 PM (tC/iN)

107 Meh. It is what it is. I'm starting a job on the tenth. Same stuff I was doing twenty five years ago. It'll pay the bills and I'm grateful for it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 07:59 PM (eA1RV)

108 Grandma Aspirin Factory did Tai-Chi for decades. She said it helped her arthritis.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 27, 2021 07:59 PM (SgImN)

109 60 Have a zoom hearing tomorrow to dissolve my company and declare it bankrupt. Fuck anyone who decided it was a good idea to shut everything down.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 07:43 PM (eA1RV)
********
So sorry, Duke. I will keep you in my prayers.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 27, 2021 07:59 PM (NpAcC)

110 In the clip, Geller lays out his progressive platforms: protecting democracy, fighting climate change, increasing access to affordable healthcare and providing good paying jobs.

Such a unique breath of fresh air for a dem candidate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 07:59 PM (bKdTl)

111 An elephant pregnancy lasts for almost 2 full years. It's one of the longest if not the longest terms of any mammal.

Fun facts you never really cared about anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)

112 Duke, wishing you all the best.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 08:00 PM (IEwld)

113 Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 07:43 PM (eA1RV)

Sorry to hear it brother.

Is it your company or a company you work for?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2021 08:01 PM (YA914)

114 Duck was screwing with that tiger

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2021 08:01 PM (2JoB8)

115
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser

Tell them you know me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:01 PM (bKdTl)

116 Condolences on the BK, Duke. Mind if I ask, what kind of a business, and how long did it operate?

Either way, I've no doubt that the Next Chapter of Duke will be winner.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 08:01 PM (QzJWU)

117 I thought horses ate more vehicle paint than cattle.

Posted by: Ronster at December 27, 2021 08:01 PM (1L+rV)

118 Tell them you know me.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I feel like they'll double the charges if I do that

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 27, 2021 08:02 PM (tC/iN)

119 That black horse is Sponge after getting a "First!".
Posted by: lowandslow at December 27, 2021 07:56 PM (4thlk)

The wife has been questioning my gallantly prancing about the house.....

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)

120
Very sorry, Duke. I'm sure you did all you could.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2021 08:02 PM (/U27+)

121 Fuck anyone who decided it was a good idea to shut everything down.

If it saved just one life!!! We're all broke together! Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at December 27, 2021 08:02 PM (Xrfse)

122 Ronster, a cow will pick up a plastic bag and eat it.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 08:03 PM (IEwld)

123 >>Have a zoom hearing tomorrow to dissolve my company and declare it bankrupt. Fuck anyone who decided it was a good idea to shut everything down.

Sorry to hear it. The lockdowns have been threatening to kill mine too but we are still hanging on by the skin of our teeth.

At least it's not stressful.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

124 Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 07:43 PM (eA1RV)

So sorry, Duke

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 27, 2021 08:03 PM (tC/iN)

125 Ronster, a cow will pick up a plastic bag and eat it.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 08:03 PM (IEwld)

That's so when it's butchered, it's already pre-wraped.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)

126 The wife has been questioning my gallantly prancing about the house.....
Posted by: Sponge

Prancing v. Flouncing?

Discuss

Posted by: Innocent Miklos at December 27, 2021 08:03 PM (QzkSJ)

127 Duke that's horrible. They didn't actually care who they shut down for their power gain.

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2021 08:04 PM (2JoB8)

128 An elephant pregnancy lasts for almost 2 full years. It's one of the longest if not the longest terms of any mammal.
Fun facts you never really cared about anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)

The ABC's of elephant breeding:

a. all done at a high level

b. accompanied by a lot of trumpeting and bellowing

c. takes two years to get results

Just like government work!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 08:04 PM (P3gRi)

129 I really don't like it when people don't have disposable income.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 08:05 PM (IEwld)

130 Ben Had, that is not healthy.

Posted by: Ronster at December 27, 2021 08:06 PM (1L+rV)

131 What happened to those billions in PPP loans?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:06 PM (bKdTl)

132 That black horse is gorgeous. What breed is it?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 27, 2021 08:06 PM (NpAcC)

133 >>> 131 What happened to those billions in PPP loans?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:06 PM (bKdTl)

We used them to develop the vaccine.

You're welcome!

Posted by: Pfizer CEO at December 27, 2021 08:07 PM (llON8)

134 JackStraw, It's gonna work, I know it!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 08:07 PM (IEwld)

135 I really don't like it when people don't have disposable income.
Posted by: Ben Had

You said it, Sister

Posted by: Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen at December 27, 2021 08:08 PM (QzkSJ)

136 That horse reminds me of a dancing mullet for some reason. Get em a haircut, noaw.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 27, 2021 08:08 PM (ItDAh)

137 So sorry for the loss of your company. The powers that be don't give a damn but we do.

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2021 08:08 PM (gLRfa)

138 >>JackStraw, It's gonna work, I know it!

It better, Ben. I've already told Elvis he is on the menu if things don't work out.

He's not happy about it but he's taking it like a trooper.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 08:09 PM (ZLI7S)

139 We used them to develop the vaccine.

You're welcome!

Posted by: Pfizer CEO

And to enrich his pockets by 7 or 8 figures, of course.

Posted by: Mookie at December 27, 2021 08:10 PM (u+Y3T)

140 Thanks, all! Onward and upward.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:11 PM (eA1RV)

141 27 Miklos, head for the ramparts!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 07:31 PM (IEwld)

Miklos, it WAS nice having you as a commenter here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:11 PM (hOUT3)

142 JackStraw, Elvis will come home to me and I will put your skills to work around here.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 08:11 PM (IEwld)

143 Sorry about the loss of your business, Duke.

Posted by: Ronster at December 27, 2021 08:12 PM (1L+rV)

144 Past my bedtime
Hope everyone has a great evening.

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2021 08:12 PM (2JoB8)

145 Miklos, it WAS nice having you as a commenter here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Nah, that guy was a jerk. Prolly a Glowie provocateur.

Posted by: Imklos at December 27, 2021 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)

146 Starts looking for wave pools to keep JackStraw in tidal water,

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 08:14 PM (IEwld)

147 Hello, Blog Managment? I'd like to report being groped by an 'ette in the AoSHQ VR. No, I don't know who it was. It was subtle, even tasteful, though. Could we get a limit on the number of gropes, much like the limit on the number of CRs? Thank you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 27, 2021 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

148 Starts looking for wave pools to keep JackStraw in tidal water,
Posted by: Ben Had

I hear there's Vitrgin Island for sale.

Or maybe just Squatter's Rights

Posted by: Imklos thinks Epstein was offed at December 27, 2021 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)

149 Thanks, all! Onward and upward.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:11 PM (eA1RV)

I am sure you will bounce back, stronger and better, Duke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 08:16 PM (P3gRi)

150 >>> 147 Hello, Blog Managment? I'd like to report being groped by an 'ette in the AoSHQ VR. No, I don't know who it was. It was subtle, even tasteful, though. Could we get a limit on the number of gropes, much like the limit on the number of CRs? Thank you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 27, 2021 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

Are you asking for an upper or lower limit?

Posted by: Blog Management (Not Really) at December 27, 2021 08:17 PM (llON8)

151 Sold our house in Illinois and moved to Missouri. Didn't have jobs here when we moved. Just needed to get out. Both of us have jobs now so it worked out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:17 PM (eA1RV)

152 I thought horses ate more vehicle paint than cattle.
Posted by: Ronster at December 27, 2021 08:01 PM (1L+rV)

Mine did and I was sure there was no way they could reach over that fence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:17 PM (hOUT3)

153 Haha! I was wondering myself if the pajamas serve a purpose or if it's really that entertaining to make a bunch of goat pjs and dress them up.
Posted by: Emmie at December 27, 2021 07:28 PM

Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Goatius Maximus at December 27, 2021 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

154 Watching No Time to Die
The new 007 has a big butt

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 27, 2021 08:18 PM (tC/iN)

155 Nah, that guy was a jerk. Prolly a Glowie provocateur.
Posted by: Imklos at December 27, 2021 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)

The spit-shined comments were a clue!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:18 PM (hOUT3)

156 Hello, Blog Managment? I'd like to report being groped by an 'ette in the AoSHQ VR. No, I don't know who it was. It was subtle, even tasteful, though. Could we get a limit on the number of gropes, much like the limit on the number of CRs? Thank you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 27, 2021 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

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All the ettes are drop dead gorgeous and you're compalnining? Fag.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:19 PM (eA1RV)

157 Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 27, 2021 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

You know that costs extra

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 27, 2021 08:20 PM (tC/iN)

158 All the ettes are drop dead gorgeous and you're compalnining? Fag.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:19 PM (eA1RV)

🤣

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 08:20 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Could we get a limit on the number of gropes, much like the limit on the number of CRs? Thank you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 27, 2021 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)
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All the ettes are drop dead gorgeous and you're compalnining? Fag.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:19 PM (eA1RV)

All in favor of a three grope minimum say "Aye"!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 27, 2021 08:20 PM (6FeV1)

160 South Koreans are reportedly taking to the streets to protest their governments' refusal to acknowledge thousands of deaths that many believe were caused by vaccines.
As we said above, more than 10K people have died under murky circumstances shortly after being vaccinated in South Korea.

The vaccine deaths are largely due to the unvaccinated.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:20 PM (bKdTl)

161 AYE!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:21 PM (eA1RV)

162 All in favor of a three grope minimum say "Aye"!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 27, 2021 08:20 PM (6FeV1)

Where do we sign up??

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:21 PM (hOUT3)

163 151 Sold our house in Illinois and moved to Missouri. Didn't have jobs here when we moved. Just needed to get out. Both of us have jobs now so it worked out.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December

Good for you! It's nice when you take a risk, cling to your spouse, have faith, and things work out.

Congratulations on your escape!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2021 08:21 PM (U2p+3)

164 The vaccine deaths are largely due to the unvaccinated.

Largely? No. Only.

Posted by: Mookie at December 27, 2021 08:22 PM (u+Y3T)

165 Could we get a limit on the number of gropes, much like the limit on the number of CRs? Thank you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 27, 2021 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

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All the ettes are drop dead gorgeous and you're compalnining? Fag.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Pls take moneys n direct newsletter and Full Instructions

Posted by: Imklos anticipated a Late Gift or Several at December 27, 2021 08:22 PM (QzkSJ)

166 Mine did and I was sure there was no way they could reach over that fence!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)

That's what I thought.

Posted by: Ronster at December 27, 2021 08:22 PM (1L+rV)

167 The thing with VR is, you might have been groped by a dude.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:22 PM (bKdTl)

168 The vaccine deaths are largely due to the unvaccinated.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:20 PM (bKdTl)

Comrade, it is good that language is so very flexible, da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:22 PM (hOUT3)

169 Gropes are unwelcomed contact right?

If that's the case, us begging the 'ettes to do things takes it out of the grope realm.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2021 08:23 PM (mD/uy)

170 The spit-shined comments were a clue!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Black socks.

Cop shoes.

Posted by: Imklos can spot 'em at December 27, 2021 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)

171 Well, I guess I've avoided it enough.

Gotta go sit in the living room and listen to the game show channel way to loud as my FiL sits in my chair, watching it.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)

172 That's what I thought.
Posted by: Ronster at December 27, 2021 08:22 PM (1L+rV)

It was like "Horse, I know you have a long neck and are very flexible, but..."

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:24 PM (hOUT3)

173 An elephant pregnancy lasts for almost 2 full years. It's one of the longest if not the longest terms of any mammal.

Fun facts you never really cared about anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)

Aren't humans the largest gestation to life span ratio or something? Or maybe that's whales. Elephants live a really long time, but maybe not that long. I don't know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 27, 2021 08:24 PM (6FeV1)

174 Duncanthrax,
I'll give your tushie a squeeze and not even try to hide it!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2021 08:25 PM (U2p+3)

175 170 The spit-shined comments were a clue!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Black socks.
Cop shoes.
Posted by: Imklos can spot 'em at December 27, 2021 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)

Issue shades
Whitewalls

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:25 PM (hOUT3)

176 >>> Hello, Blog Managment? I'd like to report being groped by an 'ette in the AoSHQ VR. No, I don't know who it was. It was subtle, even tasteful, though. Could we get a limit on the number of gropes, much like the limit on the number of CRs? Thank you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 27, 2021 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but rule #7448 of the internet. Everyone's a guy. Expecially the ones that grope you.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 27, 2021 08:26 PM (ybfiw)

177 Its been two years, all of us unvaccinated have died.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2021 08:26 PM (coYBh)

178 *slaps nurse's hand- I was there first*

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 08:27 PM (IEwld)

179 Its been two years, all of us unvaccinated have died.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2021 08:26 PM (coYBh)

What *does* happen if you vaccinate a zombie? I'm not sure i want to know....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 27, 2021 08:27 PM (6FeV1)

180 What's grey and comes in quarts?

An elephant

Posted by: Junior High Humor at December 27, 2021 08:28 PM (JPtHE)

181 Duncanthrax,
I'll give your tushie a squeeze and not even try to hide it!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2021 08:25 PM (U2p+3)

And I've only received spankings.......

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)

182 Well I had a crazy day. Out of nowhere I found out who my birth father was and surprisingly, he matched up with my complete rank speculation Ive had based on 2-3 minor data points. He seems like a really great guy, a sports superstar and a successful blueness man later with a long long marriage and happy family life. On paper hes almost an exact replica of my dad. Unfortunately he died last year so I'll never get to meet him in person but he has a daughter who seems a lot like me and who looks amazingly like my daughter and a son who sounds wonderful. My kids are excited that I have a new half brother and sister but I doubt they knew anything about me (I dont even know if my birth dad did) so I'll probably never meet them. But it was a memorable day.

Posted by: LASue at December 27, 2021 08:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

183 >>Aren't humans the largest gestation to life span ratio or something? Or maybe that's whales. Elephants live a really long time, but maybe not that long. I don't know.

Don't really know. I just remember hearing that about elephants from the game warden when I went on a game ride. We came across a group of elephants with a baby and he told us about the pregnancy term. Baby elephants are indeed super cute and the whole family is very protective.

I do know that some whales live a really long time but I don't know about ratios.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

184 And I've only received spankings.......
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)

So, you have the platinum AoS membership card?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:30 PM (hOUT3)

185 I think it would be fun to write a story about a Polish special police unit that's directly descended from the winged hussars, who walk around in snazzy suits with little winged lapel pins, fucking up "woke" criminals like pedos and politicians, catching terrorists, things like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 27, 2021 08:30 PM (6FeV1)

186 Issue shades
Whitewalls

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

half a tank of gas

hit it

Posted by: Imklos, neglected Third Blues Brother at December 27, 2021 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)

187 I found a rabbit hole this weekend and have been watching feral hog trapping videos. They are more entertaining than you might expect.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 27, 2021 08:30 PM (llON8)

188 I saw Blueness Man open for Blue Man Group at The Majestic in '08.

It was blue.....

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

189 And I've only received spankings.......
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)

You need the Pewter Membership for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 08:30 PM (P3gRi)

190 But it was a memorable day.
Posted by: LASue at December 27, 2021 08:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

Sounds like a blessed day for you LASue!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:31 PM (hOUT3)

191 Duncanthrax complains about being groped and now the ettes are king up to grope him? I really don't understand women. Calculus, quantum physics, or molecular biology I get. Women? No.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:32 PM (eA1RV)

192 , a sports superstar and a successful blueness man later with

John Elway?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:32 PM (bKdTl)

193 LASue, Wow, You may meet them yet.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 08:32 PM (IEwld)

194 Whatever you do, don't drop the bar of soap in the AOSHQ VR shower.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 27, 2021 08:32 PM (aHT7c)

195 half a tank of gas
hit it
Posted by: Imklos, neglected Third Blues Brother at December 27, 2021 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)

Well done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:32 PM (hOUT3)

196 >>> 185 I think it would be fun to write a story about a Polish special police unit that's directly descended from the winged hussars, who walk around in snazzy suits with little winged lapel pins, fucking up "woke" criminals like pedos and politicians, catching terrorists, things like that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 27, 2021 08:30 PM (6FeV1)

They don't know what it's like to kill a human; they've only ever killed communists.

Posted by: That guy, you know who at December 27, 2021 08:32 PM (llON8)

197
Woman reunites with the pack of wolves she raised as cubs, and then set free into the wild. There were no survivors.

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A while back, there was this primatologist who went to visit a female chimp he'd raised, for the chimp's birthday (he did this every year). One year, some dullard zookeeper left the males access to the female's enclosure when this happened.

What ensued was a total horror show. These male chimps came in and factually tore this poor bastard limb-from-limb. Also, his wiener, nose and eyeballs. The whole megillah.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2021 08:32 PM (hQ23g)

198 >>> 192 , a sports superstar and a successful blueness man later with

John Elway?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:32 PM (bKdTl)

John Elway, who died defending the Capitol on January 6th... wait, he's still alive??

Posted by: Joe Buck at December 27, 2021 08:33 PM (llON8)

199 Apparently I don't get spelling either.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:33 PM (eA1RV)

200 , a sports superstar and a successful blueness man later with

John Elway?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:32 PM (bKdTl)

We're the same age, so that would have been an interesting trick

Posted by: LASue at December 27, 2021 08:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

201 *slaps nurse's hand- I was there first*
Posted by: Ben Had

now chirrens

Ya'll play nice, hear?

Or I will Knock yo heads

Posted by: Beloved 101 year old Auntie Imklos at December 27, 2021 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)

202 Have a zoom hearing tomorrow to dissolve my company and declare it bankrupt. Fuck anyone who decided it was a good idea to shut everything down.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 07:43 PM (eA1RV)

That's awful, Duke. I'm so sorry. FJB!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 27, 2021 08:34 PM (nWxPx)

203 Apparently I don't get spelling either.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:33 PM (eA1RV)

Darn good thing it is no longer a requirement here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:34 PM (hOUT3)

204 Duke, I'm sorry to hear about your business, but I am glad that you and your wife escaped IL.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 27, 2021 08:34 PM (llON8)

205 Duke, you wouldn't understand but Duncanthrax is the epitome of a gentleman and to know him well enough to hug him is a gift.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 08:35 PM (IEwld)

206 I should have said... small town sports superstar.

Posted by: LASue at December 27, 2021 08:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

207 Miss Linda weighs in with:

"Cyooot!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 27, 2021 08:35 PM (c6xtn)

208 When I was on a 747 leaving SA after Desert Storm, the Pilot did that Jake blues thing.

We've got a pack of cigarettes, a half tank of gas. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

Big cheer when we broke ground.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:36 PM (eA1RV)

209 Duke, you wouldn't understand but Duncanthrax is the epitome of a gentleman and to know him well enough to hug him is a gift.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2021 08:35 PM (IEwld)

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Yes, I know. I'm just being silly, as is my wont.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:38 PM (eA1RV)

210 Well..I've already managed to cut myself twice with the new cutlery set the kids got me.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 27, 2021 08:38 PM (nxdel)

211
All in favor of a three grope minimum say "Aye"!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Four gropes and it's off to the barrel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 08:39 PM (63Dwl)

212 Biden's New Covid Strategy.....

Hey, America you Fucked up.... You trusted me!!

Suck it up and good luck...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 27, 2021 08:39 PM (NM8ko)

213 Fuck anyone who decided it was a good idea to shut everything down.

My sediments eggs ackley.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 27, 2021 08:39 PM (wImJn)

214 An elephant pregnancy lasts for almost 2 full years. It's one of the longest if not the longest terms of any mammal.

Fun facts you never really cared about anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021

***
"Getting things done around here is like breeding elephants. It's all done on a very high level; nothing is accomplished without a great deal of roaring and screaming; and it takes two years to get results!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 27, 2021 08:39 PM (c6xtn)

215 I saw Blueness Man open for Blue Man Group at The Majestic in '08.

It was blue.....
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

No Blues Traveler in the lineup?

Posted by: Doof at December 27, 2021 08:39 PM (mZUr4)

216 Well..I've already managed to cut myself twice with the new cutlery set the kids got me.
Posted by: Jewells45

Make sure the one (1) copy of the Will is safely away from them

Posted by: Imklos, Esq. at December 27, 2021 08:40 PM (QzkSJ)

217 Well..I've already managed to cut myself twice with the new cutlery set the kids got me.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 27, 2021 08:38 PM (nxdel)

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Pro tip: Grip the knives by the handle.

Posted by: Duke Lowell with stitches at December 27, 2021 08:40 PM (eA1RV)

218 Well..I've already managed to cut myself twice with the new cutlery set the kids got me.

Hot iron for the heal.

Posted by: Ronster at December 27, 2021 08:40 PM (1L+rV)

219 The Delta Karen is a "used to be, wannabe"

Cornwall previously used the name Patty Breton. "Patty Breton is an actress, known for Baywatch (1989), Married... with Children (1987) and Playboy: Cheerleaders (1997)," her IMDB profile says. She goes by the name Patty Cornwall on Facebook.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:40 PM (bKdTl)

220 "Getting things done around here is like breeding elephants. It's all done on a very high level; nothing is accomplished without a great deal of roaring and screaming; and it takes two years to get results!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 27, 2021 08:39 PM (c6xtn)

When the elephants dance, it is the grass that gets trampled!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:41 PM (hOUT3)

221 >>"Getting things done around here is like breeding elephants. It's all done on a very high level; nothing is accomplished without a great deal of roaring and screaming; and it takes two years to get results!"

I guess this was a fun fact that everyone knew but me.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 08:41 PM (ZLI7S)

222 Duke.. I did. I was actually washing it and managed to slice myself.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 27, 2021 08:42 PM (nxdel)

223 Pro tip: Grip the knives by the handle.
Posted by: Duke Lowell with stitches at December 27, 2021 08:40 PM (eA1RV)\
\
If only someone had told me...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:42 PM (hOUT3)

224 She goes by the name Patty Cornwall on Facebook.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

The Breton v. Cornwall lawsuit will be pretty awesome.

Posted by: Imklos, totally sunderstanding of the Multiple Asshole Personality Community at December 27, 2021 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

225 Biden should resign tonight after he admitted today he has no plan and lied!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 27, 2021 08:43 PM (NM8ko)

226 Gotta go sit in the living room and listen to the game show channel way to loud as my FiL sits in my chair, watching it.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 27, 2021 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)

We should introduce your FIL to my mom. How does he feel about the Hallmark channel?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 27, 2021 08:43 PM (LZYCg)

227
Well..I've already managed to cut myself twice with the new cutlery set the kids got me.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

They should have thrown in a pair of knife proof gloves.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 08:43 PM (63Dwl)

228 2020: Trump is a murderer! I am going to shut down this virus on day 1!

2021: This virus is the states problem. The president can't be expected to fix it!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:43 PM (bKdTl)

229 The Delta Karen is a "used to be, wannabe"

Cornwall previously used the name Patty Breton. "Patty Breton is an actress, known for Baywatch (1989), Married... with Children (1987) and Playboy: Cheerleaders (1997)," her IMDB profile says. She goes by the name Patty Cornwall on Facebook.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021

***
Both listings more than 20 years ago. I didn't play the Delta video and don't want to know what she looks like now. Crazy is not attractive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 27, 2021 08:43 PM (c6xtn)

230 animals are interesting, they have their own tribes. I lost another chicken today ... and each of the last three, I've seen a bald eagle overhead. When the now twelve went to the henhouse for the night, one of the two remaining golden Wyandottes was at the doorway. looking outside, apparently waiting/hoping for her lost sister.

She went inside as I checked on them, but then ducked back out, clearly looking for her absent sister. ... I was looking also, but the bald eagle overhead told me I have a problem ... three in a couple months. ... Life on the wild side.

Somehow this is the story of Fauci/DeepState killing off patriots ... but we are not chickens, we live free or die?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 27, 2021 08:44 PM (Cus5s)

231 Seems Patty Cornhole is a bit of a narcissist, the kind that has rules for others but not for her.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2021 08:44 PM (coYBh)

232 I am 100% convinced that Covid was supposed to go away on Jan 21, 2021. Delta was a second release by the Chinese in India, and nobody expected it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:45 PM (bKdTl)

233 No Blues Traveler in the lineup?
Posted by: Doof

I got stoned with Blues Traveler in Budapest (mainly John Popper).

True. Also threw full beer cans at the...OK, another story.

There is a Hungarian connection.

Posted by: Imklos at December 27, 2021 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)

234 Biden should resign tonight after he admitted today he has no plan and lied!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 27, 2021 08:43 PM (NM8ko)

Mistakes were made, but at this point what difference does it really make?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:46 PM (hOUT3)

235 They should have thrown in a pair of knife proof gloves.

lol..knowing my history yes they should have. I have more scars on my hands..too many to count. I'm a klutz.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 27, 2021 08:46 PM (nxdel)

236 Pro tip: Grip the knives by the handle.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

roger roger, Good Buddy

Posted by: Imklos breaker breaker at December 27, 2021 08:47 PM (QzkSJ)

237 There is a "celebrity" Patty Cornwell who had to tweet out that she is not Patty Cornwall.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:47 PM (bKdTl)

238 I am 100% convinced that Covid was supposed to go away on Jan 21, 2021. Delta was a second release by the Chinese in India, and nobody expected it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:45 PM (bKdTl)

-------------

I went to NBC school at LeJuene in '88. Bioweapons always scared the shit out of me. No one really knows what they'll do.

Posted by: Duke Lowell with stitches at December 27, 2021 08:48 PM (eA1RV)

239 Gave my nephew a knife set that came with a bandaid. Clever way to tell you it's sharp.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 27, 2021 08:48 PM (2NHgQ)

240 Joe Biden = Grimm Reaper....

Dr. Fauci = Joseph Mengele

Harris = Still looking for her clue bag..

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 27, 2021 08:48 PM (NM8ko)

241 I got stoned with Blues Traveler in Budapest (mainly John Popper).

True. Also threw full beer cans at the...OK, another story.

There is a Hungarian connection.
Posted by: Imklos at December 27, 2021 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)

Miklos has some awesome stories. Never a dull moment!

Posted by: Doof at December 27, 2021 08:49 PM (mZUr4)

242 Kind of funny that there is a dominance play going on behind the woman reuniting with the pack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2021 08:49 PM (dNqv+)

243 Its surreal hearing about all the flights and sports games being canceled right now.

I can't help wondering if the pendulum will swing back soon or will the western world continue to freak out over every new flu strain and corona cold virus?

Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2021 08:49 PM (3cGpq)

244 There is a "celebrity" Patty Cornwell who had to tweet out that she is not Patty Cornwall.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

*GLARE*

Posted by: Patti Cornwell and Patti Cornwall at December 27, 2021 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)

245 Jewells, I'd say your knife will cut, but you already know that.

Posted by: Doug Marcaida at December 27, 2021 08:49 PM (eA1RV)

246 But will they keeeeeel?

Posted by: Doug Marcaida at December 27, 2021 08:51 PM (eA1RV)

247 I drank beer with 3 doors down in rota spain.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:51 PM (bKdTl)

248
Ya know how if you give someone a wallet, you're supposed to put a dollar in it, so you don't curse the guy to be broke? Same with a knife. If you give a knife with no blood on it, the recipient will get stabbed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2021 08:52 PM (hQ23g)

249 Its surreal hearing about all the flights and sports games being canceled right now.

I can't help wondering if the pendulum will swing back soon or will the western world continue to freak out over every new flu strain and corona cold virus?
Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2021 08:49 PM (3cGpq)

When I left today nearly the whole board was cancelled or delayed flights. I haven't seen anything like it since March/April 2020.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 27, 2021 08:52 PM (LZYCg)

250 Crazy is not attractive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

But you're saying...I have a chance?

Posted by: Imklos would troll for chicks at Delgado or UNO at December 27, 2021 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)

251 >>> 243 Its surreal hearing about all the flights and sports games being canceled right now.

I can't help wondering if the pendulum will swing back soon or will the western world continue to freak out over every new flu strain and corona cold virus?
Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2021 08:49 PM (3cGpq)

Not if we can help it!

Posted by: Great Resetters at December 27, 2021 08:53 PM (llON8)

252 That SOB Gov. Desantis is responsible for Afghanistan because the Republucan Governor did not act quickly enough when the POTUS told him to put a withdrawal strategy together.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 27, 2021 08:53 PM (NM8ko)

253 Gave my nephew a knife set that came with a bandaid. Clever way to tell you it's sharp.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 27, 2021 08:48 PM (2NHgQ)

Lovely!
Opening Christmas presents and grandson asks if I have a knife. I flick it open and had it to him without thinking...

Next thing, both my son and I are both scrambling to get to the knife before bad things happen...

Fortunately all is good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:54 PM (hOUT3)

254 Ya know how if you give someone a wallet, you're supposed to put a dollar in it, so you don't curse the guy to be broke? Same with a knife. If you give a knife with no blood on it, the recipient will get stabbed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Grandma's thing was if she gave you a knife, you had to pay her a penny. That way, you bought it.

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2021 08:55 PM (qpolg)

255 In 2022, I'm resolving to write a book, the first in a series, about a man who loses his job, wife and custody of his kids because he gets targeted on Twitter and gets cancelled.

So he sets about ruining the lives of those who cancelled him. Each person will receive their untimely fate in a fashion consistent with how they cancelled him.

The continuing story between books will be his search for the anonymous Twitter user that started the campaign against him.

In each book, he will avenge someone unknown to him, but who has been a similar victim. At the end of each revenge, an anonymous thread will be posted on Twitter detailing all the actions taken to bring down that particular canceller, including a short video of their gruesome end.

Whatcha think? Would you read them?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2021 08:55 PM (n25ZA)

256 Woe to the person who attacks the wolf lady if those wolves are anywhere nearby.

Posted by: davidt at December 27, 2021 08:55 PM (gjH3l)

257 I traded drinks with William "The Refrigerator" Perry at the O'Hare Hilton bar. I am an experienced drinker, but I learned a valuable lesson: Do not try to outdrink The Fridge!

Posted by: Mookie at December 27, 2021 08:55 PM (u+Y3T)

258 "Delta was a second release by the Chinese in India, and nobody expected it." Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

idk, but makes sense to me that C19 would evolve around a highly vaccinated leaky "vaccine" to produce a virus immune to the a narrowly immune system.

The bodies of the vaccinated "breed" the new virus in an environment that "breeds" (survival of fittest) new virus that is immune to the vaccine. The vaccinated humans are machines for producing resistance ... hence the kai/lambda delta ... sigma/omicron/epsilon variants.

My vineyard rules are to only use the same treatment twice in a row, and use full dosage to achieve full kill. I'd guess virology is similar, don't Breed Resistance.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 27, 2021 08:55 PM (Cus5s)

259 Jewells, I'd say your knife will cut, but you already know that.

Yeah, I just didn't want to test it out on my hand. I would say this is a very nice set of knives.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 27, 2021 08:56 PM (nxdel)

260 I assume the airline cancellations are all because of staffing problems. Non symptomatic positive Covid workers forced to stay home.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 27, 2021 08:56 PM (DAevm)

261 The AFG withdrawal debacle was largely a problem of the unvaccinated.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:56 PM (bKdTl)

262 Jordon do you know if its a wave of actual symptomatic cases or just "I tested positive, I've got to quarantine for X days and can't come to work?"

Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2021 08:56 PM (3cGpq)

263 Whatcha think? Would you read them?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2021 08:55 PM (n25ZA)

Hell yes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 27, 2021 08:56 PM (LZYCg)

264 The problem with OMGicron is the number of people who will be positive at the same time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2021 08:57 PM (bKdTl)

265 Whatcha think? Would you read them?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2021 08:55 PM (n25ZA)

BC I will proofread that for free!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:57 PM (hOUT3)

266 Cancelling the CFB championship just might wake up some LIVs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:58 PM (eA1RV)

267 Jordon do you know if its a wave of actual symptomatic cases or just "I tested positive, I've got to quarantine for X days and can't come to work?"

Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2021 08:56 PM (3cGpq)

I don't know for sure, but I think it's the latter. Interesting that they just dropped the quarantine period to 5 days.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 27, 2021 08:58 PM (LZYCg)

268 Grandma's thing was if she gave you a knife, you had to pay her a penny. That way, you bought it.
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2021 08:55 PM (qpolg)

That's pretty awesome.

I might actually do that.

That other thing... I just made that up, because I'm trying to start a Christmas tradition where people slash each other.

Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 27, 2021 08:58 PM (hQ23g)

269 "The problem with OMGicron is the number of people who will be positive at the same time."

Gotta flatten the curve of the number of cases.

Posted by: davidt at December 27, 2021 08:59 PM (gjH3l)

270 Grandma's thing was if she gave you a knife, you had to pay her a penny. That way, you bought it.
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2021 08:55 PM (qpolg)p

Gonna remember that when I give grandson his first switchblade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 08:59 PM (hOUT3)

271
Denninger did his annual predictions posts, where he score's his last year's prediction and them makes new one. He scored 9 to 6 last year.

He's made a big one for next year. He predicts that inflation is going to keep accelerating, and the Fed will actually be forced to do actual draining because of the peasants with pitchforks effect of the raging inflation.

I don't know about that latter, if they'll actually do it or not. It will blow the stock market right off the bat. And then make Uncle's interest costs start blowing up as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 27, 2021 09:00 PM (Mzdiz)

272 The big test is next week, when the new OSHA vax/test standard is supposed to take effect but no one can get tested in any sort of short timeframe.

Posted by: Mookie at December 27, 2021 09:00 PM (u+Y3T)

273 Was anybody else gacked out because the woman in the wolf reunion clip didn't close her mouth while they were licking her face? Yuck.

Posted by: butch at December 27, 2021 09:00 PM (cHvOo)

274 That other thing... I just made that up, because I'm trying to start a Christmas tradition where people slash each other.
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice

lol.

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2021 09:01 PM (qpolg)

275 I traded drinks with William "The Refrigerator" Perry at the O'Hare Hilton bar. I am an experienced drinker, but I learned a valuable lesson: Do not try to outdrink The Fridge!
Posted by: Mookie at December 27, 2021 08:55 PM (u+Y3T

Very cool.
My lesson came from the tutelage of an Australian Army warrant officer.
In Germany.
With German bier.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:01 PM (axyOa)

276 >>I traded drinks with William "The Refrigerator" Perry at the O'Hare Hilton bar. I am an experienced drinker, but I learned a valuable lesson: Do not try to outdrink The Fridge!

I had a beer with Mickey Mantle at the hotel bar where my dive shop was located in PR.

Nobody outdrank The Mick. Super nice guy though.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)

277 The big test is next week, when the new OSHA vax/test standard is supposed to take effect but no one can get tested in any sort of short timeframe.
Posted by: Mookie at December 27, 2021 09:00 PM (u+Y3T)

Hell, nobody can get vaccinated in that time frame, either.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 27, 2021 09:01 PM (LZYCg)

278 I thought the OSHA shit was pushed back to Feb 4? Or was that the federal contractors shit? Since I got my "religious exemption" I haven't been watching closely enough to keep things straight.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2021 09:03 PM (3cGpq)

279 273 Was anybody else gacked out because the woman in the wolf reunion clip didn't close her mouth while they were licking her face? Yuck.
Posted by: butch at December 27, 2021 09:00 PM (cHvOo)

Just the face licking does it for me, all by itself. Mouth open is that much worse.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 27, 2021 09:03 PM (OX9vb)

280 I had a beer with Mickey Mantle at the hotel bar where my dive shop was located in PR.

I went to PR about 60 times in the 2000s. Rescued 2 dogs from there. They both died this year. I mourn them every day. Love the island. I used to stay at the Caribe Hilton. Great bar there. Great dock with a night light for the tarpon.

Posted by: Mookie at December 27, 2021 09:03 PM (u+Y3T)

281 That other thing... I just made that up, because I'm trying to start a Christmas tradition where people slash each other.
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice

-
First, the airing of grievances then the slashing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2021 09:04 PM (FVME7)

282 >>I thought the OSHA shit was pushed back to Feb 4? Or was that the federal contractors shit? Since I got my "religious exemption" I haven't been watching closely enough to keep things straight.

February 9th. And it's for all employers.

The SC is going to hear the case next week so the whole thing could be moot. I don't think Brandon told the governors today they were on their own out of an abundance of confidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

283 I don't know about that latter, if they'll actually do it or not. It will blow the stock market right off the bat. And then make Uncle's interest costs start blowing up as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I was thinking I needed to take a big chunk out the inherited IRA while there is still something there.

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2021 09:05 PM (qpolg)

284 Miklos has some awesome stories. Never a dull moment!
Posted by: Doof

The Most Interesting Man In The Horde.

Maybe? It sure ain't me.

Posted by: mikeski doesn't drink Dos Equis anyway at December 27, 2021 09:06 PM (Hlxh/)

285
The problem with OMGicron is the number of people who will be positive at the same time.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Nobody feels like working
Omicron Red is back in town

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 09:07 PM (63Dwl)

286 I was thinking I needed to take a big chunk out the inherited IRA while there is still something there.
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2021 09:05 PM (qpolg)

The true beauty of IRAs and 401ks is that they can be trashed in an instant before the peasants have time to react!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:08 PM (hOUT3)

287 Miklos is a smart person who is also funny.

Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 27, 2021 09:08 PM (hQ23g)

288 >>I went to PR about 60 times in the 2000s. Rescued 2 dogs from there. They both died this year. I mourn them every day. Love the island. I used to stay at the Caribe Hilton. Great bar there. Great dock with a night light for the tarpon.

Heh. That's where my dive shop was located. I know the bar well. That's where I had a beer with Mickey.

I haven't been back to the hotel in years so I don't know if the layout has changed by the dive shop was located in one of the cabanas that were up against the outer seawall.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 09:08 PM (ZLI7S)

289 278 I thought the OSHA shit was pushed back to Feb 4? Or was that the federal contractors shit? Since I got my "religious exemption" I haven't been watching closely enough to keep things straight.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2021 09:03 PM (3cGpq)

I was under the impression that all of it was tied up in court. The contractor one is definitely on hold.

Posted by: CppThis at December 27, 2021 09:08 PM (UewuT)

290 First, the airing of grievances then the slashing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Feats of Agility?

Splitter!!!

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2021 09:08 PM (Hlxh/)

291 I'm watching a true crime show and a suspect is described as "older". He's 26! Practically ready for the bone yard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2021 09:10 PM (FVME7)

292 The true beauty of IRAs and 401ks is that they can be trashed in an instant before the peasants have time to react!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:08 PM (hOUT3)

Dangerous move. A shitload of old bastards like me who would have nothing to lose.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:11 PM (axyOa)

293 Hrothgar, I'm putting my request in tomorrow for next monday.

There are also some funky things going on at the office.

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2021 09:11 PM (qpolg)

294 I'm watching a true crime show and a suspect is described as "older". He's 26! Practically ready for the bone yard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2021 09:10 PM (FVME7)

Definitions be malleable, yo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:11 PM (hOUT3)

295 Miklos is a smart person who is also funny.
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice

Associate Dean of Diverse and Equitable Humour position AWARDED

Posted by: University of Imklos at December 27, 2021 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

296 Just watched ET. It's as good now as it was 40 years ago.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:12 PM (axyOa)

297 Dangerous move. A shitload of old bastards like me who would have nothing to lose.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:11 PM (axyOa)

My brother!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:13 PM (hOUT3)

298 Had an ear worm for a couple of days. Wanna know what it is?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 09:13 PM (eA1RV)

299 I don't think Brandon told the governors today they were on their own out of an abundance of confidence.
Posted by: JackStraw

Caution

Confidence

So much Abundances of

Posted by: Imklos Research Notes at December 27, 2021 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)

300 Is there a transcript of the Musk/Bee interview? I lasted twenty minutes before bailing. Guy is brilliant but the stammering way he speaks is annoying as hell. Seems like he is thinking so fast his mouth can't keep up with his mind.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2021 09:15 PM (Vxu+H)

301 Emmy Award-Winning Canadian Director Shocks Hollywood After He Suddenly Dies of a Heart Attack at Age 58

https://bit.ly/3sxOZuO

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2021 09:15 PM (Do5/p)

302 There are also some funky things going on at the office.
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2021 09:11 PM (qpolg)

Hope your timing is good, I have been wiped out before and it is not fun, but the change in rules for inherited IRAs/401s was a big fat clue to me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:15 PM (hOUT3)

303 Had an ear worm for a couple of days. Wanna know what it is?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 09:13 PM (eA1RV)

Regulan Bloodworm?

Posted by: KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!! at December 27, 2021 09:16 PM (1Yy3c)

304 I traded drinks with William "The Refrigerator" Perry at the O'Hare Hilton bar. I am an experienced drinker, but I learned a valuable lesson: Do not try to outdrink The Fridge!
Posted by: Mookie

Cool!

I gave my seat on a bus to William "Refrigerator" Perry once.

Actually, it was the whole bus.

Posted by: Imklos recalls reading his Mama's bulk cooking recipes at December 27, 2021 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)

305 Aren't humans the largest gestation to life span ratio or something? Or maybe that's whales. Elephants live a really long time, but maybe not that long. I don't know.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 27, 2021 08:24 PM (6FeV1)

Heartbeats scale by body size, and most mammals clock in right around a billion heartbeats in a life. Whales are a little less, but men hit that billion at about 25 and can clock in three more lives.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 27, 2021 09:17 PM (eoQWY)

306 https://youtu.be/etAIpkdhU9Q

Not bad as an ear worm. I've had worse.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 09:17 PM (eA1RV)

307 Hrothgar, I pulled out as much as I dare this year. I don't trust any of these bastards.

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2021 09:18 PM (qpolg)

308
Guy is brilliant but the stammering way he speaks is annoying as hell. Seems like he is thinking so fast his mouth can't keep up with his mind.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

That's what Obama supporters said about Barack.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 09:18 PM (63Dwl)

309 Seems like he is thinking so fast his mouth can't keep up with his mind.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2021 09:15 PM (Vxu+H)

I have known a few people like that.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:19 PM (hOUT3)

310 Duchess just said to come up when I can. She has a few things for me to sign. Been nice knowing all y'all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 09:19 PM (eA1RV)

311 Got cash in the bank, the downside being that withdrawing it all as cash would set off ever .gov alarm in the inventory.

Bass. Turds.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 09:19 PM (QzJWU)

312 Guy is brilliant but the stammering way he speaks is annoying as hell. Seems like he is thinking so fast his mouth can't keep up with his mind.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

That's what Obama supporters said about Barack.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 09:18 PM (63Dwl)

Musk has actually done something besides be an avatar for people's white guilt and racial grievances.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2021 09:20 PM (dNqv+)

313 That's what Obama supporters said about Barack.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

True but there was no proof that Oblabo had anything but contaminated dust in his head. Same can most certainly NOT be said about Elon Musk.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2021 09:20 PM (Vxu+H)

314 Cancelling the CFB championship just might wake up some LIVs.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:58 PM (eA1RV)

Theyll just play the last game in June.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 27, 2021 09:21 PM (eoQWY)

315 Hrothgar, I pulled out as much as I dare this year. I don't trust any of these bastards.
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2021 09:18 PM (qpolg)

Good luck, but trust no one in authority seems to be a prudent position these days!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

316 That's what Obama supporters said about Barack.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

O-b-b-b-o Mao Mao

O-b-b-b-o Mau Ma-Mau Mau

Posted by: Imklos, thinking the Trashmen were light on the Luo ancestry at December 27, 2021 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

317 Got cash in the bank, the downside being that withdrawing it all as cash would set off ever .gov alarm in the inventory.

Bass. Turds.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

*fist bump*

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2021 09:22 PM (qpolg)

318 Central Michigan moves to face Washington State in Sun Bowl; Arizona Bowl canceled as ~~COVID-19~~ [NCAA COVID protocols] disrupts football bowl season

https://es.pn/3sDwpkR

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2021 09:23 PM (Do5/p)

319 We have a Super Mario Dog (part Jack Russell terrier and Australian Sheep dog) in the neighborhood and our Shih Tzu loves walking by her house and barks until she comes to the window and jumps like Mario getting coins. Then she walks off with this wet smile as if she's saying "gotcha again beyotch."

Damn dog...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2021 09:24 PM (+ldAm)

320 Got stoned with Doby Gray in my Uncle's kitchen in 1976.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at December 27, 2021 09:24 PM (qRanZ)

321 Cancelling the CFB championship just might wake up some LIVs.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 08:58 PM (eA1RV)

The Sun Bowl is back on! After Miami backed out, Washington State had no one to play. Central Michigan agreed to play as their opponent in the Arizona dropped as well.
Go Cougs!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:24 PM (axyOa)

322 Sorry, can't play in the bowl game. Got the sniffles.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 09:25 PM (eA1RV)

323 First, the airing of grievances then the slashing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

A Grievance aired

A slash rang out

Posted by: Imklos, thinking of doing Creative Writing one day maybe at December 27, 2021 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)

324 >> but trust no one in authority seems to be a prudent position these days!

Everybody is swimming naked. When the tide goes out, you see a lot of ugly fat asses.

Denninger also predicts that Brandon will croak, bow out, or be 25th'd in 2022. The dementia is rapidly accerelating, and he's gonna be in a puddle of his fluids soon. And it will be Seat Warmer in Chief Kameltoe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 27, 2021 09:25 PM (Mzdiz)

325 320 Got stoned with Doby Gray in my Uncle's kitchen in 1976.
Posted by: Stellastwocents at December 27, 2021 09:24 PM (qRanZ)

'Doby' is a name you do not hear much any more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2021 09:26 PM (dNqv+)

326 Posted by: Imklos, thinking of doing Creative Writing one day maybe at December 27, 2021 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)

------------

Is this a name change or a typo?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2021 09:26 PM (eA1RV)

327 Dang Clyde, you beat me to it.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:26 PM (axyOa)

328 Musk has actually done something besides be an avatar for people's white guilt and racial grievances.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2021 09:20 PM (dNqv+)

Just because you might seem like an a..hole, doesn't mean you cannot accomplish meaningful things in the real world!

And just because you managed to get elected to any office, including local dogcatcher, doesn't mean you are a decent, honest, or competent person!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:26 PM (hOUT3)

329 Seems like he is thinking so fast his mouth can't keep up with his mind.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2021 09:15 PM (Vxu+H)

I have known a few people like that.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

I Type like that.

*has Staff buff his nails for him*

Posted by: Imklos, always late, never last at December 27, 2021 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

330 Trying Barley Shochu. Kind of tastes like a white wine. Not bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2021 09:28 PM (dNqv+)

331 *has Staff buff his nails for him*
Posted by: Imklos, always late, never last at December 27, 2021 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

Listen to Imelda Marcos over here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2021 09:29 PM (dNqv+)

332 The Sun Bowl is back on! After Miami backed out, Washington State had no one to play. Central Michigan agreed to play as their opponent in the Arizona dropped as well.
Go Cougs!
Posted by: Diogenes

But they had to hand over two cat's eyes and four additional marbles of Central Michigan's choice.

Or They won't play!

Posted by: Imklos, who learned Bidnis playing marbles at December 27, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

333 Awww, that little shepherd dog looks too much like one of our pups who never got to be a shepherd. But he was a happy boy and a good jumper!

Posted by: KT at December 27, 2021 09:30 PM (0ghg2)

334 *has Staff buff his nails for him*
Posted by: Imklos, always late, never last

Its weird that I first read that as "buff his balls" isn't it?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2021 09:31 PM (Vxu+H)

335
Denninger also predicts that Brandon will croak, bow out, or be 25th'd in 2022.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard that.

#TwoWeeks!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 09:31 PM (63Dwl)

336 Looks like Joe's puppet masters have decided what they're going to run on in 2022.

Joe Biden
@JoeBiden

United States government official
When it comes to voter suppression, it's no longer just about making it easy for eligible people to vote-it's about whether or not those votes will count at all.

It's simple: voter suppression is un-American, un-democratic, and unpatriotic.

-
Vote fraud, on the other hand, is as American as critical race theory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2021 09:31 PM (FVME7)

337 I Type like that.

*has Staff buff his nails for him*
Posted by: Imklos, always late, never last at December 27, 2021 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

I worked with a guy like that back in the day. I noticed he had to keep going back and re-entering data/text and thought this guy is not too bright.

After observing him a bit more, I realized his typing speed was exceeding the rate limitation of the keyboard interface.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

338 Is this a name change or a typo?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Crypto.

Posted by: Buy ImklosCoin Now! at December 27, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

339 But they had to hand over two cat's eyes and four additional marbles of Central Michigan's choice.

Or They won't play!
Posted by: Imklos, who learned Bidnis playing marbles at December 27, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

Dang!
I had a black and white cats eye that I kicked ass with! I ruled 2nd grade marbles.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:32 PM (axyOa)

340 324 Denninger also predicts that Brandon will croak, bow out, or be 25th'd in 2022. The dementia is rapidly accerelating, and he's gonna be in a puddle of his fluids soon. And it will be Seat Warmer in Chief Kameltoe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 27, 2021 09:25 PM (Mzdiz)

I always figured they'd keep him around long enough to pin some real economy-killing stuff on, then let Kameltoe "rebuild" an explicitly racialist America. But the donks are too dumb and drunk on power to actually make it through part 1, so who's to say what they'll do next.

What will be interesting to see is whether Biden goes along with it. Very real chance that this will end with all his family corruption going public when the ongoing gangster/Maoist/Marxist internecine war makes it into the White House.

Posted by: CppThis at December 27, 2021 09:32 PM (UewuT)

341 It's simple: voter suppression is un-American, un-democratic, and unpatriotic.
-
Vote fraud, on the other hand, is as American as critical race theory.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2021 09:31 PM (FVME7)

Dayum AW, I didn't know you were a Democrat election official?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

342 Listen to Imelda Marcos over here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Imelda had shoes.

I have boots.

Posted by: Imklos, proud X Chromosome Owner at December 27, 2021 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)

343 Denninger also predicts that Brandon will croak, bow out, or be 25th'd in 2022. The dementia is rapidly accerelating, and he's gonna be in a puddle of his fluids soon. And it will be Seat Warmer in Chief Kameltoe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 27, 2021 09:25 PM (Mzdiz)

Consider this thought - GOP wins big next november, 50 seat majority. GOP makes a strategic decision to work WITH Kamala, to do a 25th Amendment removal of Biden, making Kamala the new President with their approval. (FYI: The VP *has* to lead any 25th amendment proceedings, it's the way the amendment is written)

Why do this? Because Kamala would *instantly* become the most hated person in the Democrat party, no one on the left would ever forgive - and the right would still hate her, too.

Kamala *might* just be dumb enough to take the bait.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 09:34 PM (evAgx)

344 Jordan Schachtel at dossier.substack.com
at_JordanSchachtel

96 NFL players tested positive for COVID today. 95% of the league has been declared "vaccinated."

Effective

9:29 PM - Dec 27, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3mExB3Q

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2021 09:35 PM (Do5/p)

345 But they had to hand over two cat's eyes and four additional marbles of Central Michigan's choice.

Posted by: Imklos, who learned Bidnis playing marbles at December 27, 2021 09:30 PM (

---------

I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running wild

Posted by: Brian Johnson at December 27, 2021 09:35 PM (eA1RV)

346 Little study suggests that infection with Omicron increases resistance to Delta, which is kind of nice.

https://twitter.com/sigallab/status
/1475584479540486148

Posted by: KT at December 27, 2021 09:36 PM (0ghg2)

347 Kamala *might* just be dumb enough to take the bait.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 09:34 PM (evAgx)

And the GOPe might just be too corrupt and stupid to do anything even hinting at competence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

348 Its weird that I first read that as "buff his balls" isn't it?
Posted by: Madamemayhem

The Staff has a Half day off until the Dia de Tres Reyes, in appreciation of their Culture.

Posted by: Imklos, who appreciates the extra pre-emptive Tzompantli Maintenance at December 27, 2021 09:37 PM (QzkSJ)

349 Kamala *might* just be dumb enough to take the bait.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 09:34 PM (evAgx)

Interesting take.
It makes sense.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:38 PM (axyOa)

350 Kamala *might* just be dumb enough to take the bait.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I read that as "bait the taint".

Must be a reason for that.

Posted by: Imklos, sincerely regretting his error at December 27, 2021 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)

351 the GOPe might just be too corrupt and stupid to do anything even hinting at competence!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Might be? That's adorable.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2021 09:39 PM (Vxu+H)

352 https://twitter.com/sigallab/status
/1475584479540486148
Posted by: KT at December 27, 2021 09:36 PM (0ghg2)

Almost like there is an effective builtin response that ensures a vast majority {but admittedly not ALL) of humans survive ANY epidemic without vaccinations?

Nah that's crazy talk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:39 PM (hOUT3)

353 @344

>>Effective.

The Mandatory Health Supplements Work*

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 27, 2021 09:40 PM (a7IPZ)

354 Anyone who keeps saying that "they never promised us the vaccines would 100% prevent infection/spread" has not been paying attention the last 18 months. They all promised actual vaccines (which provide immunity). They. Were. All. Wrong.

KoaTheGreat
at_KoaTheGreat

They sold the vaccines as if they stop transmission and stop the spread.

8:57 PM - Dec 27, 2021 - https://bit.ly/32HRijR

CDC Director, 03/29/21: "Vaccinated people do not carry the virus, don't get sick."

Rachel Madcow, 03/29/21: "The virus stops with every vaccinated person."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2021 09:41 PM (Do5/p)

355 Might be? That's adorable.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2021 09:39 PM (Vxu+H)

One of my many failings is giving the benefit of the doubt to pond scum!

I really need to work on that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

356 The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit.

They are The Naked Guy On The Ottoman of Political Parties.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 27, 2021 09:42 PM (a7IPZ)

357 Because Kamala would *instantly* become the most hated person in the Democrat party

That advice from Hillary is really paying off!

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2021 09:42 PM (l0Lgi)

358 CDC Director, 03/29/21: "Vaccinated people do not carry the virus, don't get sick."

Rachel Madcow, 03/29/21: "The virus stops with every vaccinated person."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Shocked, Shocked!

*collects losses*

Posted by: Captain Imklos Renault at December 27, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

359 You know what the sure fire way to know that the knives are really out for Harris is? All the news channels start lightening her pictures.

They're racist to the core, so they're easy to predict.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 27, 2021 09:44 PM (6FeV1)

360 The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit.

They are The Naked Guy On The Ottoman of Political Parties.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

No

They are the Ottoman

Posted by: Imklos Effendi at December 27, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)

361 I am not sure she is not the most hated person on the democrat side now. Certainly for democrats- if she were a sterling up and comer, they could shunt Biden off without worry. For repubs, she is just an echo of both Hillary and Biden. For the independant, I doubt they know who she is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2021 09:45 PM (dNqv+)

362 They are the Ottoman
Posted by: Imklos Effendi at December 27, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)

They're a bunch of stools, all right.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 27, 2021 09:46 PM (6FeV1)

363 Look phat, sometimes poor black voters don't know any better and turn in McDonald's cheeseburger wrappers as their vote. The wrappers have a d on them, so clearly you need to count that as straight Dem vote or you're suppressing them.

Posted by: Bidet, resident in chef at December 27, 2021 09:46 PM (Ojki1)

364 Let's say the 'republicans' take both houses in 22 (like the frankenfraud will permit that), if they help kambalah pull the chair from under zho bai-den, what you bet that majority will do whatever soros/umbama/jarrett wants?

Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2021 09:47 PM (0OP+5)

365 Because Kamala would *instantly* become the most hated person in the Democrat party

It all hinges on this. (DocJill protestations aside)
The Dem spin machine will work overtime to make her likeable. But will ultimately go to the Dem likely candidate in 24. Her last 6 months will be miserable for her and potentially disastrous for the country.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:48 PM (axyOa)

366 and potentially disastrous for the country.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:48 PM (axyOa)

Sometimes you gotta heighten a few contradictions to make an omelet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 27, 2021 09:49 PM (6FeV1)

367 Let's say the 'republicans' take both houses in 22 (like the frankenfraud will permit that), if they help kambalah pull the chair from under zho bai-den, what you bet that majority will do whatever soros/umbama/jarrett wants?
Posted by: Eromero

My Happy Dream is that the Dems want to 25th Bitem, and the (R)s say, nope, he's all yours.

Posted by: Imklos can hope for the best of the worst at December 27, 2021 09:50 PM (QzkSJ)

368 Fun facts you never really cared about anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021

***
"Getting things done around here is like breeding elephants. It's all done on a very high level; nothing is accomplished without a great deal of roaring and screaming; and it takes two years to get results!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 27, 2021 08:39 PM (c6xtn)

Durham hears a Who...

#twoyears

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Seuss at December 27, 2021 09:50 PM (BgMrQ)

369 Arbys wrappers are GOP votes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)

370 Sometimes you gotta heighten a few contradictions to make an omelet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Not heighten

Sharpen

Sharpy sharp sharpen

Posted by: rather Leninist Imklos at December 27, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)

371 Sometimes you gotta heighten a few contradictions to make an omelet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 27, 2021 09:49 PM (6FeV1)

Yeah. It may be inevitable.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:51 PM (axyOa)

372 I think we are in uncharted waters. I don't think they ever thought much about what happens if Biden's brain turns to oatmeal so fast they can't even pretend he's in charge after less than one year.

We like to think they are evil geniuses who have every move planned out 12 steps ahead but I think the truth is they are a lot closer to the dog who chases cars and finally catches one.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 09:52 PM (ZLI7S)

373 Sharpen

Sharpy sharp sharpen
Posted by: rather Leninist Imklos at December 27, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)

Oy, he ain't kiddin' neither.

Anyone got an Advil?

Posted by: Trotsky-otoko at December 27, 2021 09:54 PM (6FeV1)

374 372 I think we are in uncharted waters. I don't think they ever thought much about what happens if Biden's brain turns to oatmeal so fast they can't even pretend he's in charge after less than one year.

We like to think they are evil geniuses who have every move planned out 12 steps ahead but I think the truth is they are a lot closer to the dog who chases cars and finally catches one.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 09:52 PM (ZLI7S)
And that right there is what makes the left so freaking dangerous.

Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2021 09:54 PM (0OP+5)

375 Ya know, I'd like a wood chipper with a creeper gear set to #twoweeks. Slow and steady wins the race...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 27, 2021 09:54 PM (z4bSh)

376 We like to think they are evil geniuses who have every move planned out 12 steps ahead but I think the truth is they are a lot closer to the dog who chases cars and finally catches one.
Posted by: JackStraw

Easier when the battery and electronics brick

Posted by: ICE powered Imklos at December 27, 2021 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)

377 I still am slightly in awe of Joe's whole COVID Drake Handwave, this ain't my problem anymore...

Governor's, sort this shit out amongst yourselves...

I'm bouncing to Deleware for the next two weeks, Peace.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 27, 2021 09:55 PM (a7IPZ)

378 If Republicans had any balls they would (after gaining those majorities) say to kamalama
"Look sugar tits everbody knows you aren't qualified for the big chair. The big dogs in the party don't want you in that chair, the voters don't want you in that chair, and we don't really want you in that chair. However, you instigate the 25th amendment and we will vote to remove the carbuncle so you hit the big time. But you will sign anything we send to your desk immediately and without fussing. If you don't we impeach, convict, and remove your dumb ass pronto. What impeachable offense? That's cute, sweetie. Your party made the rules that a president can be impeached for imaginary horse shit. Don't think we can't do it too. "

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2021 09:55 PM (Vxu+H)

379 It all hinges on this. (DocJill protestations aside)
The Dem spin machine will work overtime to make her likeable. But will ultimately go to the Dem likely candidate in 24. Her last 6 months will be miserable for her and potentially disastrous for the country.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:48 PM (axyOa)

The period of 2022 - 2024 is going to be disastrous for the country no matter how things play out, but there are many different paths, and I hope we choose one that gives us control and something left to build back on in 2025.

What I see shaping up is two years of open warfare between the Executive and the Bureaucracy, on one hand, and the Legislature and the Judiciary on the other. A virtual Civil War, if you will - no bullets but plenty of destruction as things fall apart.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 09:56 PM (evAgx)

380 We like to think they are evil geniuses who have every move planned out 12 steps ahead but I think the truth is they are a lot closer to the dog who chases cars and finally catches one.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2021 09:52 PM (ZLI7S)

Remembering the way Trump played them, I suspect most of the 535 fucktards in DC are just corrupt. Probably an oligarchy of 40-50 really run the place and are hooked at the hip to the deep staters.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 09:56 PM (axyOa)

381 378 and the first thing we want is amnesty for illegals.

Posted by: GoPe at December 27, 2021 09:57 PM (Ojki1)

382 Biden's handlers delegating covid to the governors might indicate they have inside info that the courts are going to nix federal mandates.

Posted by: davidt at December 27, 2021 09:57 PM (gjH3l)

383 381 378 and the first thing we want is amnesty for illegals.
Posted by: GoPe at December 27, 2021 09:57 PM (Ojki1)

---------

Oh man do you have to ruin every fantasy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2021 09:58 PM (VxC1e)

384 That wolf story isn't going to end well - Remember that poor lady whose pet ape ripped her face off?

Posted by: MikeN at December 27, 2021 09:58 PM (wyRYG)

385 KT's shortened url, without having to remove the %20 thing

https://is.gd/9JdCQ3

I still don't fully get it, but it seems omicron is The Cure ... it is mild but still results in a strong covid immunity, which last long time. .. imo many already had covid immunity (which like the "vaccines" are not total, but sufficient). So as through all virus history, herd immunity is achieved naturally, we are not dependent on expensive BigPharma. (which can actually make matters worse, or maybe Much Worse if they breed resistance)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 27, 2021 09:58 PM (Cus5s)

386 I'm bouncing to Deleware for the next two weeks, Peace.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

My phrasing was a bit diff'nt. Transport also.

Posted by: Geo. Washington, yr. ob't. svt. at December 27, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

387 378 If Republicans had any balls they would (after gaining those majorities) say to kamalama
"Look sugar tits everbody knows you aren't qualified for the big chair. The big dogs in the party don't want you in that chair, the voters don't want you in that chair, and we don't really want you in that chair. However, you instigate the 25th amendment and we will vote to remove the carbuncle so you hit the big time. But you will sign anything we send to your desk immediately and without fussing. If you don't we impeach, convict, and remove your dumb ass pronto. What impeachable offense? That's cute, sweetie. Your party made the rules that a president can be impeached for imaginary horse shit. Don't think we can't do it too. "

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2021 09:55 PM (Vxu+H)
Madame, I'm glad I stayed awake long enough to read what you just wrote. Would that it become real.

Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2021 09:59 PM (0OP+5)

388 I think the clue will be that the WH announces the global situation is so critical that that pResident (Bi-Dong) is no longer able to spend time on trivial news conferences or updates!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

389 384 Sorry, my bad.

Posted by: Reality at December 27, 2021 09:59 PM (Ojki1)

390 "If Republicans had any balls"
You mean, like bouncing on their chins?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 27, 2021 09:59 PM (z4bSh)

391 A virtual Civil War, if you will - no bullets but plenty of destruction as things fall apart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 09:56 PM (evAgx)

Concur.
But...
If the GOP does indeed regain both house and senate, we'll know in the first week just how virtual it will be. Or how actual. I could make a case for antifa on steroids.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 10:00 PM (axyOa)

392 That wolf story isn't going to end well - Remember that poor lady whose pet ape ripped her face off?
Posted by: MikeN

Please tell me that was the Emotional Support Monkey for a Delta Karen

Posted by: this probably does make Imklos a Bad Person at December 27, 2021 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

393 @383

>>Oh man do you have to ruin every fantasy?

That's literally what they did once the got back the Senate in 2004.

Which is why I've always said, 2007/2008 was the when I fully realized the GOP was a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 27, 2021 10:00 PM (a7IPZ)

394 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2021 09:55 PM (Vxu+H)
Madame, I'm glad I stayed awake long enough to read what you just wrote. Would that it become real.
Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2021 09:59 PM (0OP+5)

Dayum, you guys are smoking some really good stuff.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 27, 2021 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

395 Talk about brains going to oatmeal, I got an I phone and watch from Santa. Really like them but damn.

Posted by: Javems at December 27, 2021 10:01 PM (AmoqO)

396 you need to be a little more circumspect about some of these videos - many of them feature drugged animals. It's pretty sad - really. That walking cat has been messed with somehow.

Posted by: MikeN at December 27, 2021 10:01 PM (wyRYG)

397 Concur.
But...
If the GOP does indeed regain both house and senate, we'll know in the first week just how virtual it will be. Or how actual. I could make a case for antifa on steroids.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 10:00 PM (axyOa)

mobilize the Rittenhouse brigades!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 10:02 PM (evAgx)

398 Nood ONT

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at December 27, 2021 10:02 PM (JJatH)

399 and the first thing we want is amnesty for illegals.
Posted by: GoPe

Amnesty for legals?

Posted by: Imklos recalls the concept of Jubilee at December 27, 2021 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

400 88 I wonder if Hippo is good eating.

From what I hear, it's possible nobody who tried to find out lived to say.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 27, 2021 10:20 PM (9EsIa)

401
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