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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 07:47 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Toni at December 23, 2021 07:47 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 07:49 PM (II3Gr)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2021 07:50 PM (DUIap)
Willowed, because I'm still ticked off
We went grocery shopping today. Got behind someone in the checkout line who just had to have a prolonged argument about whether they were entitled to 50 cents off a 12-pack of soda.
I always seem to run into people whose circle of awareness ends with themselves. The checkout arguer. The counter scratch off person. The halfwit who starts thinking about what they want when they get to the front of the line. The idiot who leaves his car at the gas pump while taking a leisurely stroll through the store. The guy who orders for 10 people in the drive-through.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2021 07:50 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 07:51 PM (3PIFE)
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at December 23, 2021 07:52 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 07:52 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 07:52 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 07:53 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 07:49 PM (II3Gr)
... and have a Happy Fn New year!
Posted by: Gumby at December 23, 2021 07:53 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 23, 2021 07:53 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 07:53 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 07:53 PM (V6WYe)
Maybe the rabbit identifies as a puppy and the puppy identifies as a deer.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 23, 2021 07:53 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2021 07:54 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 07:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 07:54 PM (V13WU)
I have a lot of problems with you people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 07:54 PM (II3Gr)
I hear ya. It used to bother me too, but then I retired, and I don't stress it anymore.
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at December 23, 2021 07:55 PM (qpX6U)
Borzoi
Deaf as rocks when yelled at from 10 feet away.
At your feet in 20 milliseconds after hearing the crinkle of a cheese wrapper at 150 yards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2021 07:55 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 07:56 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 07:56 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 07:54 PM (V13WU)
I have a lot of problems with you people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 07:54 PM (II3Gr)
Will the feats of strength be televised this year?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 07:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 07:56 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The dipstick who starts digging in her purse for her checkbook, after she hears the total. I mean, there are probably only nine people in MN who still write checks, and I'm always behind one of them.
"Hello, this is logic. Today's date and your signature do not depend on the amount you're going to write on the check. Chop chop."
Then they probably flip back to the check register and fill that out right there, too.
Posted by: mikeski will now await the feats of strength at December 23, 2021 07:57 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 07:56 PM (V6WYe)
And the same to you, Ben Had! It's wonderful to know you!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 07:57 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2021 07:57 PM (LtGlA)
At your feet in 20 milliseconds after hearing the crinkle of a cheese wrapper at 150 yards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2021 07:55 PM (/U27+)
So Borzois are teen-aged boys?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 07:57 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 07:56 PM (taPSh)
At this rate, blow will be cheaper than bacon in a few months' time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 07:57 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 07:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2021 07:57 PM (OX9vb)
Cat litter. Hafta buy it, no substitute I can think of. Scary price!
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at December 23, 2021 07:57 PM (qpX6U)
Deaf as rocks when yelled at from 10 feet away.
At your feet in 20 milliseconds after hearing the crinkle of a cheese wrapper at 150 yards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"
I call it VCD - Voluntary Canine Deafness
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 23, 2021 07:58 PM (IJMH4)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 07:58 PM (4I/2K)
Look at that f'king list. "Mortgage applications at 7 year high". That is not an accomplishment. That is MBA word salad.
*
You're right. F*ck it. Who cares about a record economy and the lowest black unemployment and highest black wealth-building in 50 years?
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I wouldn't consider more people putting themselves in debt in order to pretend they're homeowners is a good measure of wealth building. Low unemployment, sure.
Posted by: Methos
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Except a home purchase - assuming you're not one of those overextending 2008 idiots - is pretty much all the investing a vast majority of the country does, and the main vehicle of wealth-building for a huge portion of the country.
It's not a bad thing when done responsibly, the same as any other investment. And heck, people were turning down overtime left and right because Trump had the economy roaring (with everyone working against him and under investigation by his own party while they had the majority in Congress and the Executive I might add)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 07:59 PM (sSzZe)
I just got back from the grocery store (two of them, in fact). There were no Rice Krispies to be had, nor any miniature marshmallows. My wife also asked me to pick up Hershey's Kisses. Not to be found, unless I wanted one of their bastardized versions.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 07:59 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 07:59 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 07:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 08:00 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:00 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 07:52 PM (V6WYe)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood, Tractors Fan at December 23, 2021 08:00 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 08:00 PM (2JoB8)
My top one is Springsteen Santa Clause is coming to town.
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 08:01 PM (Gmouh)
Watch a Mockingbird on a hawk. No mercy.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 08:01 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:01 PM (V6WYe)
Deaf as rocks when yelled at from 10 feet away.
At your feet in 20 milliseconds after hearing the crinkle of a cheese wrapper at 150 yards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2021 07:55 PM
"A man's got to know his dog's priorities."
-- Hairy Cattalan
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2021 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 08:02 PM (gjH3l)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2021 08:02 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 08:03 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Max Power at December 23, 2021 08:03 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 08:03 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 08:03 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2021 07:55 PM (/U27+)
So "Treat Hounds"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:03 PM (V6WYe)
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My dear man, the biggest vehicle of wealth is hedge fund manipulation. We should all be patriotic and refuse to be their stupid, uninformed pawns.
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 08:03 PM (V13WU)
Thank you. Will comply.
May all your horses be happy, and the hogs very nervous.
You bring joy to me and many, many others.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood, Tractors Fan at December 23, 2021 08:04 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Boss Moss
It sucks burro cock, you cultural imperialist.
Posted by: Miguel Esquiar at December 23, 2021 08:05 PM (P1f+c)
Call it a 60%~70% reduction in the amount of lighted and decorated homes. Like it or not, Jimmuh Caddah did use the correct word to describe this: "Malaise". Poor Jimmuh didn't grok though, that he was the cause of that spiritual fog. Just as now, is President Poopy Pants. Galloping inflation, economic recession, 1970s stagflation, all hit within a matter of months, does not a joyous season make.
Unless they're Horde, and we do know how to have our Joy, regardless of the 'tards in D.C. They can turn the valve off on our oil, but they can't steal our JOY!
Merry almost Christmas, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 08:05 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 08:06 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 08:06 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:06 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: mikeski will now await the feats of strength at December 23, 2021 07:57 PM (P1f+c)
And then they make an error. And, checks being so expensive and all, they scratch it out, write in what they wanted to write, and initial the whole mess, so they don't have to write a new, clean check.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2021 08:06 PM (OX9vb)
Watch a Mockingbird on a hawk. No mercy.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 08:01 PM (aXxgO)
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A couple weeks ago, I saw crows taking on a bald eagle.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 08:06 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 23, 2021 08:06 PM (P3/az)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2021 08:07 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:03 PM (V6WYe)
Same back atcha, Ben Had.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood, Tractors Fan at December 23, 2021 08:07 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:07 PM (V6WYe)
May you have a delightful Christmas and a Blessed New Year in return for all the joy you have given to the Horde!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:07 PM (hOUT3)
And then they make an error. And, checks being so expensive and all, they scratch it out, write in what they wanted to write, and initial the whole mess, so they don't have to write a new, clean check.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs!
Checks cost ten cents each!!
Posted by: Mom at December 23, 2021 08:08 PM (gjH3l)
Posted by: Ace
He identifies as an Egyptian Plover.
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 08:08 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 08:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 08:08 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 08:09 PM (mZUr4)
My top one is Springsteen Santa Clause is coming to town.
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 08:01 PM (Gmouh)
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That godforsaken pile of steaming dung that is the McCartney song.
I'd rather listen to an air-raid siren at close range.
Posted by: ballistic at December 23, 2021 08:09 PM (oXNqT)
I always seem to run into people whose circle of awareness ends with themselves. The checkout arguer. The counter scratch off person.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2021 07:50 PM (/U27+)
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A "counter scratch off person" is to thank for me having conservative political views. Early 1990's, college student on a trip to visit friends. I stopped at a small mini-mart near the Ohio state line to put gas and a quart or two of oil in my '78 Pinto (awesome car). When I went in to pay, there was a guy in front of me buying scratch-off tickets, DOZENS of them, and scratching them right there on the spot. When he was done with that, he bought, literally, about $200 in lottery drawing tickets. To pay for them, he pulled a fat roll of 20's out of his pocket and peeled off ten or fifteen of them. He also had a gallon of milk and a small amount of groceries. So, he reached in his other pocket...and pulled out a fat roll of food stamps and started peeling them off.
It was at that point I realized that something in this country was all fucked up.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 23, 2021 08:09 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 08:09 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2021 08:07 PM (LtGlA)
I thought the Horde was more like meleesians?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:09 PM (hOUT3)
If I have to stuff bills back in my wallet after buying my morning java, I step aside so the next person can pay for theirs. I don't stand there and organize money by denomination and serial number.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2021 08:09 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 23, 2021 08:10 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2021 08:10 PM (wRjfx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 07:52 PM (II3Gr)
But I heard from the Tee-Vee that Brandon has fixed the supply chain issues...
Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 08:10 PM (9ewTg)
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 08:10 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2021 08:10 PM (OX9vb)
Everything is in short or no supply. People are blaming it on supply line disruptions.
Posted by: runner
Huh? Joe was on TV saying the shelves are full and all is well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 08:10 PM (63Dwl)
My wife was in a raging anger at the grocery store crowding. This is not a rational response.
She did not want me to take her in. And just before Christmas Eve. Of course it will be busy. Quite predictable.
Assholes amp up when tensions rise. Laughing at the absurdity is one response. Going into bar-fight mode because you have an asshole in front of you is not helpful.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2021 08:10 PM (OX9vb)
How about shoe money . Or worse, underpants money ??
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 08:11 PM (V13WU)
Fire burned down in the firepit, so I have come inside. Burning out the roots of the dead mulberry tree. When fire is all out, I will fill pit with water to extinguish any coals down inside the roots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 08:11 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2021 08:02 PM
Yes. Yes, it does.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2021 08:11 PM (PoI2l)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2021 08:09 PM (/U27+)
Are you sure you belong here at AoS?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:11 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:07 PM (V6WYe)
Tips my hat to ya
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 08:11 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2021 08:12 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: Splunge at December 23, 2021 08:12 PM (PQ4Fz)
I'd rather listen to an air-raid siren at close range.
Posted by: ballistic at December 23, 2021 08:09 PM (oXNqT)
Yeah that is so bad it cancels everything the Beatles ever did.
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 08:12 PM (Gmouh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 23, 2021 08:12 PM (5HBd1)
And now it's stuck balls-deep in my earpans for the next several hours, so thanks for that.
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at December 23, 2021 08:13 PM (qpX6U)
Takes out trade goods.
Pours Woodford Reserve out of a miniature bottle into the USB port. 🥃
Cheers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:13 PM (u82oZ)
I see murders of Crows do that all the time. Not a Bald Eagle per se. I don't think I've ever seen one outside of captivity. But, yeah, Crows have a healthy hate of hawks. About the same as Blue Jays to Crows.
But the Mockingbird will harass all by its lonesome for however long it takes to move the bigger bird. Fearless little things.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 08:13 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:13 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2021 08:14 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2021 08:10 PM (OX9vb)
Bigot!
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at December 23, 2021 08:14 PM (PQ4Fz)
Vanilla ice cream
Evan Williams to just cover the ice cream
Whip cream from a pressurized can
Christmas sprinkles
It was fantastic. You need to start out with a spoon because of the ice cream and whipped cream, but you can drink it soon enough. Highly recommended.
I named it "The Christmas Special."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:14 PM (sSzZe)
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at December 23, 2021 08:13 PM
"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2021 08:14 PM (PoI2l)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 23, 2021 08:12 PM (5HBd1)
Same for my kids.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 08:14 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 23, 2021 08:12 PM (5HBd1)
Conor is no longer a young pup, but he is still convinced he should get a treat just for being in the general area!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2021 08:09 PM
* rubs hands together in anticipation *
Posted by: Liars Poker Hustler at December 23, 2021 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 23, 2021 08:15 PM (BMmaB)
Going into bar-fight mode because you have an asshole in front of you is not helpful.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:11 PM (u82oZ)
________
More like resignation. If the lady was causing a delay because she was $20 short, I'd have paid for the shortfall. But I seem to stumble over the obtuse all the time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2021 08:15 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:16 PM (V6WYe)
I left the door open to the bedroom, oops, and that cat woke me up bright and early. I remember he just started walking on my head, lol. Dogs are sloppy and goofy, but they have some standards.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 08:16 PM (1XIkG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:16 PM (sSzZe)
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 08:16 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:17 PM (u82oZ)
Takes out trade goods.
Pours Woodford Reserve out of a miniature bottle into the USB port.
Cheers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:13 PM (u82oZ)
Thank you, good sir! Woodford is always welcomed. I'll return the favor next week for New Year's. Merry Christmas!!
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 08:17 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:15 PM
Well, duh!
Posted by: Conor at December 23, 2021 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:17 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:13 PM (V6WYe)
And it is returned a hundredfold!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:17 PM (hOUT3)
Corvids are jerk birds. They're so fucking smart, and they devote every bit of that intellect to being assholes.
Mobbing: Quickest way to find an owl during the day is to look for the cloud of angry birds. One of my low-cost nature pleasures is strolling amongst nesting redwings, allowing them to attack me. I laugh at their puny peckings. Ha. Ha ha!
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at December 23, 2021 08:18 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:16 PM (sSzZe)
Yeah, I really don't like that one either. Not sure why.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 08:18 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 08:11 PM (V13WU)
I just fainted.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2021 08:18 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 08:18 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 08:18 PM (4I/2K)
https://tinyurl.com/yckr39dn
Merry Christmas Eve-Eve!
Posted by: Splunge at December 23, 2021 08:19 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Conor at December 23, 2021 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)
Pro-tip: Never get a dog that is smarter than you are!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 08:19 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:19 PM (V6WYe)
Any comely lasses around, or are you very married? I have had a brief conversation with the person in back of me, at times like that.
It is Entropy writ large in society. You can be Mr Smooth and Organized, but that is not the way these days. We need more Christians.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:20 PM (u82oZ)
"Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner has promised to vigorously seek culpability"
Ummm. Was that an illiterate "journalist" writing that, or did the (possibly illiterate, definitely unfit and disastrous) DA saying that?
English, muthascratcha, do y'all even still speak it?
(rhetorical question)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2021 08:20 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 08:20 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 23, 2021 08:20 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at December 23, 2021 08:20 PM (P1f+c)
Corvids are jerk birds. They're so fucking smart, and they devote every bit of that intellect to being assholes.
**
The bored teenagers of the animal kingdom.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:20 PM (sSzZe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:20 PM (hOUT3)
And now it's stuck balls-deep in my earpans for the next several hours, so thanks for that.
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at December 23, 2021 08:13 PM (qpX6U)
Listen to Slayer's Angel of Death. 100% effective ear worm remover.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 08:21 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Splunge at December 23, 2021 08:19 PM
Now, for the Airing of the Grievances!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2021 08:21 PM (PoI2l)
Corvids are jerk birds. They're so fucking smart, and they devote every bit of that intellect to being assholes.
__________
Jays come to our tray feeder and spend their time kicking seed onto the ground.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2021 08:21 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 08:21 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2021 08:22 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 08:18 PM (II3Gr)
It's aBiblical. I expect Mary probably did know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 08:22 PM (P3gRi)
I got over fifty responses by folks with dogs that did exactly the same. Field springers never forget where they saw something interesting.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 23, 2021 08:22 PM (5HBd1)
We are training Trump to think deeper. He is a germaphobe, which figured into the planning by the junta.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 23, 2021 08:20 PM (3/XaG)
But that's never been him...he just tells you what he thinks...he's not always right, but he is always honest...and he doesn't avoid talking about anything if he's asked...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 08:22 PM (exHjb)
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Yep. I love that conservatives can have different opinions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:22 PM (sSzZe)
They were out of cream so I had to grab a quart of half and half to make sure I don't have to drink my coffee black. Oh the humanity /sarc. I peeked at the dog food aisle, it did seem a bit lean on canned food, plenty of dry AFAICT, and there were generally a few empty shelves, I don't know if they just can't get enough workers to keep up stocking in the rush season or couldn't get some usual items.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 23, 2021 08:23 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:16 PM (sSzZe)
Its "tune" is awkward and unsingable, and yet people keep trying. "Maybe this version will sound good!"
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2021 08:23 PM (OX9vb)
It is an eater of bird-lice and other pests, and is welcomed by the hawk as the cleaner that it is. You'll see different species that do things like clean the teeth of Nile Crocodiles, and don't get eaten in the doing.
Nature does some amazing things, and this is one of them.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 08:23 PM (QzJWU)
Nah.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2021 08:22 PM (OTzUX)
Biggest problem with sweaty bra money is that it comes from women whose bra you hope to never see come off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 08:24 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:16 PM (sSzZe)
Its "tune" is awkward and unsingable, and yet people keep trying. "Maybe this version will sound good!"
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2021 08:23 PM (OX9vb)
Clay Aiken will change your mind - his is the only version I listen to...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 08:24 PM (exHjb)
That story should stay TS-SCI. You do so much to engender good will for American men among your attractive & foreign women friends.
But Walmart cuties is beyond foreign. Alien.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:24 PM (u82oZ)
Aha! I'll have to look for that. I love owls.
So far, as far as I knew, the best way to spot a large predatory bird (which wasn't an owl) was to track the angry Crows. I could spot them from, probably, about a half mile away and hear them from almost a mile. Now I know I can look for an owl.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 08:25 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2021 08:25 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination
Apologies if noted already.
Oil Dry from auto parts store. All calcined clay.
Posted by: MkY at December 23, 2021 08:25 PM (cPGH3)
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Pin money. My aunt did that. Never let anyone know how much money you have.
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 08:26 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Toni at December 23, 2021 08:26 PM (PgM6e)
Friends of mine were fishing off their property when suddenly a big rockfish hit the water with a mighty splash. The rockfish was just getting his bearings when a huge bald eagle swooped down and picked it up and flew towards it's nesting area.
The belief is that the eagle had scored a rockfish dinner earlier but it wiggled loose in transit and fell back into the water.
A magnificent display of nature in action and I was not there to see it, but thought I would relay the story!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:26 PM (hOUT3)
Grackle was my first guess, but I see it has a split tail. Around here, ours don't.
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at December 23, 2021 08:26 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 07:59 PM (V6WYe)
In a pinch, sawdust. Personally I would get chips from the local tree service because my furry bandits already use the chips I put down around the house.
Some people have been known to have luck with pellet stove pellets.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 08:27 PM (ZMraq)
its
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 08:27 PM (1XIkG)
So far, as far as I knew, the best way to spot a large predatory bird (which wasn't an owl) was to track the angry Crows. I could spot them from, probably, about a half mile away and hear them from almost a mile. Now I know I can look for an owl.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel
I have a great horned owl nest and the owls have their babies there every year. The crows are terrible. They mob the nest and scare the babies.
Crows also peck the drip tape to drink water. They're really smart.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 08:28 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 23, 2021 08:28 PM (rDgjh)
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at December 23, 2021 08:29 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Kindltot
Blasphemy! Calcined clay is calcined clay. Oil dry, I tells ya'
Posted by: MkY at December 23, 2021 08:29 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 23, 2021 08:22 PM (5HBd1)
Neither do bulldogs, apparently. I walk Tank through a church parking lot, then we run alleys. One night, there was half a pizza dropped in the parking lot. He dragged me up the hill to that spot every night for at least two weeks!
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2021 08:29 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 08:01 PM (Gmouh)
That's an admirable choice
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 08:29 PM (ZuC0a)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 07:52 PM (II3Gr)
When I was Christmas shopping I saw the stores were pretty barren. Not from everybody buying up what they had. No, the clothing displays and the shelves have all been spaced really wide apart. Large open spaces in most stores. Most of the stores have been rearranged to hold a quarter of the merchandise they normally would. They look strange like you look at it and think; why would anyone design this huge retail place to hold this much merchandise? They're looking at maybe the worst time commercially for companies in a generation. A bunch will be completely gone in a few years. The ones that got plowed under in the first wave a year and a half ago were probably the lucky ones.
As amazon execs grin and tent their fingers menacingly.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2021 08:30 PM (SsMRU)
I know some people, even if you glued black feathers all over them, they still wouldn't be as smart as the average crow.
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at December 23, 2021 08:30 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 08:30 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 08:22 PM (P3gRi)
Just me, but the term "Magnificat" comes to mind!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:31 PM (V6WYe)
She was in direct communication with the family of the accused and coaching him through them to avoid charges.
On the one hand it is Chicago, on the other this is donk on donk and she pissed off the Rahm donks pretty hard.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 08:31 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 23, 2021 08:31 PM (R/m4+)
God has a sense of humor, and it runs heavy on subtle irony...
Both Joey Plugz and Dope Frank have raging asshole disease....
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 08:33 PM (Lzpvj)
If I have to stuff bills back in my wallet after buying my morning java, I step aside so the next person can pay for theirs. I don't stand there and organize money by denomination and serial number.
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So, you've stood behind me at the quik-mart, eh?
Still takes less time than the dude who buys cigarettes andlottery tickets along with everything else. Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:33 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 08:22 PM (exHjb)
Bingo. I do still wish he would shut up about it but you are right.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 08:33 PM (ZuC0a)
Merry Christmas back Ben Had. And to your horses.
In fact to everybody, except that Tiny Tim character, limping around with his stupid little crutch and acting all sickly with is wimpy cough cough look at me, aren't I to be felt sorry for, when he knows quite well is dad works for the rich man and they are gonna get gifts and a Christmas goose for dinner. I hate that little bastard.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 08:34 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:34 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 08:34 PM (eA1RV)
Then you wonder, maybe that's the very same bird we saw here 15 years ago, it's possible - they live 20 to 30 years in the wild.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (1XIkG)
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:16 PM (sSzZe)
Don't think I'm familiar, but basically any Christmas song recorded after, say, 1970, is shite. With one exception: Fairytale of New York by the Pogues.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (WyNxK)
Posted by: MkY at December 23, 2021 08:29 PM (cPGH3)
I used drill cuttings, which are mostly ground shale, which is, wait for it, clay. I was on many wells where the drilling mud was oil-based, so I had to wash my cuttings samples with two changes of solvent, and then vacuum dry. My excess washed and dried cuttings went into a suitable empty container, as did the spent solvent. I took both home with me. The dry cuttings made awesome floor-dry, and the spent solvent, after the fines settled out, was coffee-colored, and worked just fine in my varsol tank. Now that I am retired, my supply has dried up. Still have a year or two worth of each on hand, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 08:30 PM (
That would be scary to hear. I love the owls. I found a dead burrowing owl this spring. He was tiny. Something bigger killed him but I don't know what critter did it.
Where my owls have a nest the crows have made a nest about 50 yards to the south. I think the owls have killed the baby crows. They are obvious enemies.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 08:20 P
I just heard it for the first time last week. Horrible but it made me laugh Heee ahhhh. Heee ahhh.
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:16 PM (sSzZe)
Its "tune" is awkward and unsingable, and yet people keep trying. "Maybe this version will sound good!"
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2021 08:23 PM (OX9vb)
Clay Aiken will change your mind - his is the only version I listen to...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 08:24 PM (exHjb)
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I haven't personally listened to it, but I've heard the Pentatonix version is considered one of their best.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (CAJOC)
Thanks the same to you and yours-
we are back at our house but we got to go home.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 08:36 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Common Tater
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We just got chipping sparrows (assuming that's what you're referring to) under our feeders for the first time this year. It was really exciting. They're neat to watch.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:36 PM (sSzZe)
Yeah, I have a love-hate relationship with Crows. And it's not really love. It's admiration and respect.
They are too GD smart/conniving. I see them as the lawyers of the aviary world. Necessary but evil, no gooders.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 08:36 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:36 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 08:22 PM (P3gRi)
Just me, but the term "Magnificat" comes to mind!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:30 PM (hOUT3)
That's my problem with it. Yes. The answer's yes.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2021 08:36 PM (SsMRU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 08:37 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (CAJOC)
I like it, but his was 1st, and they obviously used his as an influence (which is probably why I do like theirs, too...but I like almost anything Pentatonix and Christmas)...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 08:37 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 08:34 PM (coYBh)
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If it makes you feel any better, Tiny Tim dies... eventually...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 08:38 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 08:38 PM (ZuC0a)
Posted by: BurtTC
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That's interesting because that is almost exactly my position on the matter.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:38 PM (sSzZe)
My email in ROT-13 is AnPyl_qbt@xfoebnqonaq.arg. So you can tell me if you are close to Manhattan.
I will have arrangements at a nice place, and buy you a libation.
If you arrive Wednesday afternoon, my fellow pragmatists meet over dinner at an OK place.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:38 PM (u82oZ)
Yeah, I have a love-hate relationship with Crows. And it's not really love. It's admiration and respect.
They are too GD smart/conniving. I see them as the lawyers of the aviary world. Necessary but evil, no gooders.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at D
My husband hates them. They eat the middle of the brassicas so he grows these plants and they never produce a head of broccoli or cauliflower. At least I think it's the crows. They shoot the bird cannon thing to scare them away.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 08:39 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:39 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 08:39 PM (ZuC0a)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:33 PM (W+kMI)
Or the walking mummies with their 104 different lottery ticket numbers. One day I'm going to blurt out, "you'll be dead in a month, you'll never spend it, so get the fuck out of the way."
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 08:40 PM (VwHCD)
You may want to consider Getty music:
https://www.singglobal.com/christmas/
Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 23, 2021 08:40 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 23, 2021 08:40 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:36 PM (V6WYe)
Wonder if we could get a discount by buying in bulk!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (WyNxK)
The best one.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2021 08:40 PM (OX9vb)
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Ha. Part of the corvidae family.
Birds of a feather, if you will.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:40 PM (sSzZe)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:41 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 23, 2021 08:41 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 08:22 PM (P3gRi)
Just me, but the term "Magnificat" comes to mind!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:30 PM (hOUT3)
Ive been thinking about this a lot this Advent. She certainly knew the big thing but she and Joseph didnt know the details or especially how it would turn out for Jesus on earth. It makes her faith and humility throughout His life even more beautiful
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:39 PM (W+kMI)
Next year, in the camps, we will have Reeses Meeses. Mice, dipped in ersatz chocolate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 08:41 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 23, 2021 08:41 PM (3NqMU)
They are too GD smart/conniving. I see them as the lawyers of the aviary world. Necessary but evil, no gooders.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 08:36 PM (aXxgO)
Ravens are basically the genetic perfection of crows. Smarter, bigger, prettier, with a much better voice.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2021 08:41 PM (WyNxK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 08:41 PM (eA1RV)
They like bright shiny things ... if the contents of a typical nest are any guide. Bits of broken glass ... foil .. car keys...
Wait, car keys? Yeah. I don't leave them sitting on the picnic table at a national forest campground for this reason.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 08:42 PM (1XIkG)
We just got chipping sparrows (assuming that's what you're referring to) under our feeders for the first time this year. It was really exciting. They're neat to watch.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at D
My favorite birds to watch is the European starlings. They mimic other sounds. I've watched them mimic a hawk, frog, quail and lately they are mimicking the sound of our trailer hauling sprinkler pipe.
My husband doesn't like them because they eat his crops too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 08:42 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:39 PM (W+kMI)
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Eh, doesn't matter. The "special" versions of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups all screw up the chocolate-to-peanut-butter ratio. The original is the only one that gets it right.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 08:42 PM (CAJOC)
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PS - There's a reason his people had him do a Christmas album so early in his career - he was born to sing this stuff...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 08:42 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 08:30 PM
IIRC, the Great Horned Owl and a few other owl species, have feathers optimized, so as the bird glides, they're absolutely silent as the slice through the air. Bad juju for many a wee critter or crow. And that Heart Faced Owl? His dished-out face is an acoustic lens, and can hear and precisely locate a mouse's heartbeat, even if it's under eight inches of snow. Mr. Owl will land *right THERE* with it's talons piercing the snow.. and the mouse. Y'all be happy that owls don't get larger than the Great Horned. B-2 Stealth Killers of the bird world.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 08:42 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 08:42 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 08:42 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 08:39 PM (ZuC0a)
Mrs B just picked up her christmas album today and had it on when I got home. Yeah, she got some voice.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 08:42 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 08:43 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at December 23, 2021 08:30 PM (qpX6U)
They'd smart when they pulled the feathers off.
What?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 08:43 PM (ZMraq)
https://youtu.be/ARq6uYSsUq0
Among the best Christmas songs.
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 08:43 PM (mZUr4)
https://gettr.com/post/pkidrpb12c
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 23, 2021 08:40 PM (YglAn)
I don't hear any audio but the video looks reversed.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2021 08:43 PM (SsMRU)
If you are in Ohio you should try Kahn's Big Red Smokies....
YUM
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 08:44 PM (Lzpvj)
When I am emperor these people will be disappeared.
I seem to attract them like i'm a magnet. I'm trying to buy one thing at the local 7-11 type place and there is always one of them ahead of my trying to cash in 50 tickets for a buck a piece.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2021 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 08:44 PM (ZuC0a)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:44 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:44 PM (W+kMI)
They probably score better on an SAT than me, too. Bastards!
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 08:45 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 08:45 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 23, 2021 08:45 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 08:39 PM (ZuC0a)
As is her version of O Holy Night.
OK -- Carrie Underwood singing in general is wonderful.
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 08:45 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 08:45 PM (CAJOC)
Love to watch them catch insects on the fly. Except for the endangered butterflies. But mosquitos, sure.
Sent a picture of five babies in a nest to the Pet thread, and it was published.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 08:46 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:16 PM (sSzZe)
Yeah, I really don't like that one either. Not sure why.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 08:18 PM
It's completely wrong. When it came on the radio, I used to sing "Yes, she did!" after every "Mary, did you know?"
Also, since Christmas is a wash for me this year, I made a "Song of the Vikings" channel on Pandora. There's something happy-making about guys chanting, grunting, and whispering menacingly to steady beats and occasional wind instruments. Or maybe it's because I'm an 'ette.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra holiday naughtiness! at December 23, 2021 08:46 PM (/+bwe)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 08:42 PM (QzJWU)
Your'e right. I certainly can't hear them. I watch them bring their babies rats and weasels and they are silent. And huge. I think the female is much larger than the dad.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 08:46 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:46 PM (V6WYe)
YUM
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 08:44 PM (Lzpvj)
A bit of a road trip from Houston, but will keep it in mind. Thanks, sven.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 08:46 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
That's so cool. Please hug them for all of us who can't hug our own.
Enjoy being with them. Try to slow time down. Take mental pictures. Savor every moment.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 23, 2021 08:47 PM (PQmzi)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:39 PM (W+kMI)
Next year, in the camps, we will have Reeses Meeses. Mice, dipped in ersatz chocolate.
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A chocolate coating improves many things, mice included. But not bugs. I'm not eating chocolate-coated bugs for anyone.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:47 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2021 08:48 PM (SsMRU)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (W+kMI)
I tried to get it started with Springsteen Santa Clause is coming town but it didn't get anywhere.
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 08:48 PM (Gmouh)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 23, 2021 08:41 PM (3NqMU)
Dont know why but ive been saying it loud and proud and everywhere this year. Even to phone solicitors. I think Ive gotten a Merry Christmas in response every time.
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 08:48 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 08:45 PM (CAJOC)
The best version of Mr Grinch (albeit short).
The Whirling Dervishes...
https://youtu.be/PjmTkQk0zA4
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 08:48 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 08:48 PM (u+Y3T)
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They probably score better on an SAT than me, too. Bastards!
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 08:45 PM (aXxgO)
Possibly. They play a little game in the sky, where they dive bomb, do a little wing tumble that takes them in a 360 roll. Apparently it serves absolutely no biological purpose... other than they seem to have shedloads of fun doing it.
No other birds do it, and it's not the only behavior they engage in just for fun. They play tag with each other, using something like a fish in one claw, then will switch claws when another bird approaches to take it from them.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2021 08:49 PM (WyNxK)
I drive from SW LA there all the time....
maybe I'll bring you some some day I brought 4 packs back this month.
Have a happy holiday.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 08:49 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (W+kMI)
I tried to get it started with Springsteen Santa Clause is coming town but it didn't get anywhere.
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 08:48 PM (Gmouh)
Feliz Navidad could go to the garbage permanently...I don't think there's a singer who could make me like it at this point...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 08:49 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:49 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 08:42 PM (CAJOC)
There was a fantastic ad campaign in the late 80s. I feel like it was for booze but I'm not sure. It would have a picture of like nine or sixteen salt and pepper shakers in a grid starting with the standard ones and then moving through the years at all the "fancy" changes, then the last one would be the original one. Tagline: "You Always Come Back to the Basics".
You can argue it wasn't a great campaign because I dont remember what it was for, but it's been 30 years and I'm not as good as I once was.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 08:49 PM (ZuC0a)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:39 PM (W+kMI)
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Eh, doesn't matter. The "special" versions of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups all screw up the chocolate-to-peanut-butter ratio. The original is the only one that gets it right.
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This is true, the special ones never have enough of the peanut butter mix.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:49 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: TC "
It's the last word in Christmas songs that suck.
Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2021 08:41 PM (WyNxK)
Ravens have such a broad repertory of calls, and the ability to mimic, that I don't think it's out of the question at all to think that they have the rudiments of language. I am willing to bet, that if you really worked at it, and developed a good rapport with ravens, that you could get them to find lost hikers in the woods.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 08:50 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:44 PM (V6WYe)
Merry Christmas to you as well!
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 08:50 PM (oeVy+)
As is her version of O Holy Night.
OK -- Carrie Underwood singing in general is wonderful.
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 08:45 PM (mZUr4)M
Her version of How Great thou Art would convert Chuck Schumer.
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Ed8Zd)
We have Red-Shoulder Hawks around and they are silent. They zoom in about shrub high and weave in and out of tree branches. Nary a sound.
And owls are even quieter.
Amazing.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 08:50 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 08:39 PM (oeVy+)
They never had the propane bird cannons in the vineyards around here when I was in high school and I am glad of that because the urge to push a potato into them to see if they would act as a spud gun now is nearly irresistable
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 08:50 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 08:50 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 23, 2021 08:51 PM (IUkbB)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 08:51 PM (ZMraq)
I didn't know what it was until after the 3rd one and I looked it up, apparently the brain is where the fat is which animals need to survive. I also learned that there is something called full belly starvation if you just eat rabbit meat you will die from lack of fat.
*music bells* *The more you know* (tm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 08:51 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 08:49 PM (exHjb)
Haley Reinhart. But then she could sing string theory and I would melt.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 08:51 PM (ZuC0a)
SAN-DA KLaws is coming to....town!
SAN-DA KLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN!
//BRUUUCCEEE
God I would poke my fucking ears out with a hot dagger if I was bombarded with that shit 24/7
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 08:51 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: megthered at December 23, 2021 08:52 PM (sfWd9)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (W+kMI)
I tried to get it started with Springsteen Santa Clause is coming town but it didn't get anywhere.
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 08:48 PM (Gmouh)
That Wham song, Last Christmas. About a guy who picks up a dude in a rest stop men's room, bangs him, and then the guy never calls again.
So this year he wants to find a guy who will bang him and stay.
Eh, no. Go to heck, you heathen scum.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2021 08:52 PM (WyNxK)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 08:48 PM (u+Y3T)
Merry Christmas Eve Eve to Mookie and all you lot!
For a Christmas Flash Mob I give you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=f7baFMmSv4k
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Tnijr)
Yeah brother!
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 08:52 PM (Gmouh)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:52 PM (V6WYe)
No good Catholic believes in fate. Joe Biden (and antipope Francis) is an heretic.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 23, 2021 08:27 PM (rDgjh)
Not in the luck of the Gods. But free will, yes. Because you are set in the image of Him, and you have the ability to choose between good and evil.
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 08:50 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 08:52 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 08:53 PM (ZuC0a)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 08:45 PM (ZMraq)
I have a tree service, and I won't haul to people's houses anymore. They have an unrealistic expectation of what's in there. Rakings, chunk wood, stringy crap.
Heck, even when I take chips out of the piles with my Bobcat, it seems I discard about half of it.
Posted by: MkY at December 23, 2021 08:53 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Ed8Zd)
This version she sang is possibly the greatest thing I've ever heard. I am not exaggerating...
https://youtu.be/kf9sia6J5yg
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 08:53 PM (mZUr4)
Wham's "Last Christmas" has to be on that list...
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 08:53 PM (u+Y3T)
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I've mentioned it before, but if you've got a $1 slow shipping credit from Amazon, go right now and buy the Ambassadors of Harmony's version of Do You Hear What I Hear from the Holiday's in Gold album.
It's one of the most amazing versions I've ever heard. A 100 voice acapella men's chorus, and it starts out with one voice, then a duet, then a trio as appropriate in the song, and then the entire chorus sings out powerfully for the "Said the king to the people everywhere" verse. It's absolutely incredible. The rest of the album is just okay, but that one song is fantastic.
Apple music link to album:
music.apple.com/us/album/holidays-
in-gold/603657814
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:53 PM (sSzZe)
Snow. Falling. Drifting
blah blah. Blah.
Worse than Springsteen
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 08:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:35 PM (W+kMI)
I tried to get it started with Springsteen Santa Clause is coming town but it didn't get anywhere.
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 08:48 PM (Gmouh)
Feliz Navidad could go to the garbage permanently...I don't think there's a singer who could make me like it at this point...
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Feliz Navidad is seriously overplayed. I would rather hear a genuine Mexican or other Latin American Christmas song. Springsteen seriously annoyed me with his Obummer ass-kissing earlier this year, so his songs are off the list.
I have a Chicago Christmas album I got a few years ago. It is pretty good. Lots of songs, good performances, the guys and guests sound like they are actually having a good time.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:53 PM (W+kMI)
Er uh I am not crying it is dusty in here...
//Urkle X
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 08:53 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 23, 2021 08:54 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 23, 2021 08:51 PM (IUkbB)
At an unvaxxed restaurant patron?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2021 08:54 PM (WyNxK)
The challenge will be to not just eat the gratin potatoes and ignore everything else. Love those.
Posted by: Splunge at December 23, 2021 08:54 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 08:54 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 08:54 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: megthered at December 23, 2021 08:52 PM (sfWd9)
That's horrible news. I'll send prayers his way.
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 08:54 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 08:49 PM (exHjb)
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I don't know. I wouldn't mind if Shakira took a crack at it. Of course, I may be more interested in how she would dance to it. That woman's hips are mesmerizing!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 08:55 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 08:55 PM (u+Y3T)
I'm doing a leg o lamb. On the grill.
Posted by: MkY at December 23, 2021 08:55 PM (cPGH3)
Prayers up that O2 is low, prayers.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 08:55 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 08:55 PM (u+Y3T)
The challenge will be to not just eat the gratin potatoes and ignore everything else. Love those.
Posted by: Splunge at December 23, 2021 08:54 PM (PQ4Fz)
Serve the spinach on top of the potatoes at plating and mix the two - guaranteed to eat one veg then!
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 08:55 PM (exHjb)
Will do thank you.
And yuge prayers up Meg. My God.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 08:56 PM (ZuC0a)
On the other hand, Bing Crosby and David Bowie singing little drummer boy is pretty epic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 08:56 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Toni at December 23, 2021 08:56 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: exdem13
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I like Christmas and the season a lot. I'm not going to rag on anything too much, even if something isn't my favorite.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 08:56 PM (sSzZe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeZ0BUc3kMw
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:56 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:56 PM (V6WYe)
Thanks for the tip -- I will definitely check that out!!
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 08:56 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 08:55 PM (u+Y3T)
I don't think he wrote it, but the first time I heard Jackson Browne singing about the rebel, Jesus, I wanted to shove a tow missile down his windpipe.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2021 08:57 PM (WyNxK)
Posted by: TC "
It's the last word in Christmas songs that suck.
Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Tnijr)
I really hate "Last Christmas" regardless of who sings it. And this is a helpful trick not a lot of people know. Whenever you hear a George Michael song replace the word "heart" with "ass" in the lyrics. Try it.
Last Christmas I gave you my ___
You put the boom boom into my ___
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2021 08:57 PM (SsMRU)
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 08:58 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 08:58 PM (u82oZ)
I'm doing a leg o lamb. On the grill.
Posted by: MkY at December 23, 2021 08:55 PM (cPGH3)
This all sounds absolutely wonderful! I can't think of single thing any guy would object to here - ham, potatoes, grilled lamb...okay salad and spinach might be a bit too healthy, but we're game if you give us the rest!
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 08:58 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2021 08:59 PM (+4oV5)
Wait. What!? No ... no.. that didn't happen, you're makin' that shit UP. I mean .. right?
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 08:59 PM (1XIkG)
Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 08:59 PM (taPSh)
Hahaha, hahahaha
God Bless You Banana Dream, how many gals of our generation thought GM was you know fans of them?
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 09:00 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 09:00 PM (sSzZe)
A Merry Christmas Eve Eve to you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 08:56 PM (V6WYe)
Thank you!
Me too.
Hoping for next year in Corsicana!
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 09:00 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:00 PM (V6WYe)
Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose.
Walking 'round in women's underwear.
(Bob Rivers)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2021 09:00 PM (SsMRU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 09:01 PM (eA1RV)
On the other hand, Bing Crosby and David Bowie singing little drummer boy is pretty epic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 08:56 PM (VwHCD)
St. Louis radio legend Frank O. Pinion has this bit he does with the Peggy Lee version of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree."
After listening to Frank talk about it, I defy anyone to hear the line about pumpkin pie as anything other than "f*ckin' pie."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is4NQkUN3AI
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2021 09:01 PM (WyNxK)
Yeah it is definitely against the conventional wisdom, but looking at it now I cannot unsee it....
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 09:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 09:01 PM (5iUNf)
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I've mentioned it before, but if you've got a $1 slow shipping credit from Amazon, go right now and buy the Ambassadors of Harmony's version of Do You Hear What I Hear from the Holiday's in Gold album.
It's one of the most amazing versions I've ever heard. A 100 voice acapella men's chorus, and it starts out with one voice, then a duet, then a trio as appropriate in the song, and then the entire chorus sings out powerfully for the "Said the king to the people everywhere" verse. It's absolutely incredible. The rest of the album is just okay, but that one song is fantastic.
Apple music link to album:
music.apple.com/us/album/holidays-
in-gold/603657814
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Oooo, that's one of my all-time fave carols! Will have to check it out.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:01 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:01 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 09:00 PM (Ed8Zd)
Believe me, you are not alone in that hope!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 09:01 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 09:02 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 09:02 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: megthered at December 23, 2021 09:02 PM (sfWd9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:03 PM (LzHt7)
Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra holiday naughtiness! at December 23, 2021 09:03 PM (/+bwe)
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 09:03 PM (1XIkG)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 09:03 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 23, 2021 09:03 PM (mNMgp)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2021 09:03 PM (+4oV5)
God Bless You Banana Dream, how many gals of our generation thought GM was you know fans of them?
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 09:00 PM (Lzpvj)
Thank you! There were a lot of them. I actually like GM or what I've heard about him. He seemed like a really decent chap and he made nice music that people liked so I don't really knock him.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2021 09:04 PM (SsMRU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:04 PM (LzHt7)
"We have a group that is essentially immune to the worst impacts of this...."
make them mask up and have the elderly politicians go maskless....
//"Sense"
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 09:04 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 09:04 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: exdem13
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My youngest is hard of hearing. I heard that song for the first time right after we got his diagnosis and first set of hearing aids.
I'm a bit attached as you can probably imagine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 09:04 PM (sSzZe)
I've heard that! We were hiking down a side canyon off Supai, a narrow canyon about 100 yards wide, completely silent as only those desert canyons can be. And then we heard this "whoosh, whoosh" coming towards us, heard it long before we saw it. It was a raven, flying down the middle of the canyon at about 30' up, beautiful to see. Those western ravens are big! We all thought he had about a 6' wingspan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 09:04 PM (evAgx)
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Oh that sucks worse than Springsteen carols. Going to the hospital this time of year is bad. It's much, much, worse than me going to the hospital last month. I hope he recovers in time for Christmas. Hey any chance Christmas miracle is good yeah.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:05 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2021 09:05 PM (URNdm)
Ms Olafson was distraught when he came out glee gang....
He could sing, and he was not a hyper activist on things or trying to end western civ so yeah like Freddy Mercury "glee on boys."
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 09:05 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 09:05 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2021 09:06 PM (+4oV5)
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 09:03 PM (1XIkG)
And I hear Bowie liked to indulge a bit too.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2021 09:06 PM (WyNxK)
Posted by: megthered at December 23, 2021 09:02 PM (sfWd9)
Just scrolled up and saw the news. Prayers up for your son-in-law.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 09:06 PM (6geMp)
I want to weep for the children I see in masks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:03 PM (LzHt7)
Yes, Fen - but they are still our sisters and brothers. I am annoyed with it, too. But today, as I shopped and fought the crowds, I asked myself "what would Jesus do?"
Okay, he'd seriously kick over the gaming tables of the Covid liars in the Temples that housed them...
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 09:07 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:07 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 09:07 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 09:07 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 09:08 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:09 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 08:27 PM (1XIkG)
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My two outside cats will eat chipmunks to the exclusion of anything else if they can get them. I haven't seen a live chipmunk around here in ages. I imagine that in other areas, chipmunks sit around the campfire and tell horror stories about the place. "Yeah, Old Bill said he was going up on Pennsyltucky Mountain to hunt for seeds and nuts. We never saw him again. Nobody ever comes back from that place. It's a strong evil, a powerful evil..."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 23, 2021 09:09 PM (lNHqD)
Clapper does, however, resemble 'Head Elf.'
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:09 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2021 09:10 PM (URNdm)
Thank you Ladyl, I hope you and yours have a wonderful Christmas.
Somehow this whole Christmas-New Years thing just suddenly appeared and I am totes unprepared!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:10 PM (u82oZ)
Have a great evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 09:11 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:11 PM (0S6OL)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:11 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 09:12 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:05 PM (W+kMI)
You will burn joss for Zod.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:12 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2021 08:49 PM (WyNxK)
I have seen red-tailed hawks roll on their back when being mobbed by crows while flying.
The thing is the hawks climb like the crows do, but can dive much faster. I watched one spiral up for height, being bombed by the crows the entire time, then dive down to lose the crows. The crows gave up then.
I watched a crow play with a leaf in the wind once, catching and releasing it and chasing it again.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 09:12 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 09:07 PM (coYBh)
That's true but if he's 6'10" then 300 lbs isn't so bad. Coworker's husband is about 300 lbs but he's only about 5'9". He went to the hospital and came through all right.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 09:12 PM (6geMp)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2021 09:13 PM (URNdm)
And {{{Jessie}}}. Prayers for her organ playing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:09 PM (V6WYe)
Can't wait! Merry Christmas Ben Had!
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 09:14 PM (6geMp)
Meghan McCain
at_MeghanMcCain
Trump schooling Candace Owens with facts and logic regarding getting the vaccine is really a sight to behold. Credit where credit is due and I hate the guy.
12:30 PM - Dec 23, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3ppeTyR
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 09:14 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 23, 2021 09:09 PM (lNHqD)
Animals that are exclusively fed nuts like acorns are a delicacy. Acorn-fed pigs fetch a hefty price. I wonder if chipmunks are the most scrumptious animal in the world.
Your cats probably have a big wall chart like this but for chipmunks:
https://bit.ly/3muwPGs
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2021 09:14 PM (SsMRU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:11 PM (V6WYe)
This!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 09:12 PM (ZMraq)
Crows are mostly asshoe. We have barn owls, and the crows give them NO REST.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:15 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2021 09:16 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:14 PM (u82oZ)
Dammit NaCly, you've been holding out on me, I need that list of ways, stat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: blaster at December 23, 2021 09:16 PM (m96l3)
Thanks. I hope the robot doesn't accidentally amputate my head. If it does, Mrs. gets all my stuff, and the Aztecs will stop, shrug, and resume their toil.
As they have been instructed to do.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:17 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 09:17 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 23, 2021 09:17 PM (n/x6m)
That will be Horde code in the camps.
Posted by: blaster at December 23, 2021 09:16 PM (m96l3)
Response: Do you know the way to Corsicana?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:18 PM (hOUT3)
Magpies are the biggest asshoes. I've had one harass my little dog at the dog park, and I watched a pair of them corner and attack a squirrel in a tree - one below, one above herding him.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2021 09:18 PM (URNdm)
Fen how are you feeling? I hope you are better soon. And Merry Christmas!!!
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 09:18 PM (ZpC60)
Crime rates and real estate.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 09:18 PM (yrol0)
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That's where they introduced them in Chicago. I think to get rid of pigeons.
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 09:19 PM (+ya+t)
Came back an hour and a half later, and there were 30+ crows waddling in the pipestem. Too stuffed to fly.
Wy wife would not make broth out of it. And the crows are my friends now. I think.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:20 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:20 PM (3fUnZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 09:18 PM (yrol0)
Can't imagine why that potentially racist information should be necessary for you as you make one of the most significant purchases in you life comrade!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:20 PM (hOUT3)
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Prayers for your son-in-law. There are many very effective therapeutics now and your daughter should demand he be given monoclonal antibodies as well.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 23, 2021 09:21 PM (0TVNF)
And prayers up for your son-in-law, Megthered. Hope he gets over this soon.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 23, 2021 09:21 PM (5HBd1)
I saw a golden eagle on a pole at the top of our backyard. He looked as big as a cat. I ran to get my camera, and got back just in time to see him swoop down and snatch a rabbit halfway down the hill.
He had to flap a lot to get aloft again.
Ask me about the red fox in the yard.
Posted by: Justamom at December 23, 2021 09:21 PM (LlJyd)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 09:21 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:20 PM (3fUnZ)
#1 spreaders of the Coof are vaccinated Democrats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 09:22 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2021 09:22 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:20 PM (3fUnZ)
Types
*Thinks*
**deletes**
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)
No receipt.
May you and yours have a Merry Christmas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:21 PM (u82oZ)
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Can't get it to work. Click on my nic and shoot me an email.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 09:23 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 09:23 PM (+ya+t)
You have been using your own list. You must have seen a lot of nurses recently.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
Can you imagine a Christmas Horde Meet? I mean, I'm always sayin' that Corsicana is my Christmas in October.. but, just think of one now.
After the feast (and a feast it would be!), the multiple fire-rings, fire-water, seegars, music, fellowship .. well, I mentioned music, but I think this crowd might even croak out a carol or three?
Bingle Jells! *hic!* *pours moar bourbon*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 09:23 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:23 PM (3fUnZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:20 PM (V6WYe)
Good Lord willing. Been a tough couple of years. The Horde is fambly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 09:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 09:25 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:05 PM (W+kMI)
You will burn joss for Zod.
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Zod will recover and rule in might. No mere medical procedure can bring down Zod!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:25 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 09:25 PM (1XIkG)
Back in the day, the Weekly World News told of the first human head transplant. So it may not be so bad.
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 09:26 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
I need the kind of help, only you can give, in polishing the back story so they feel even more sorry for me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:26 PM (hOUT3)
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Well, we'll see how I'm feeling on the day of*.
*I'm partial to Cragganbot 18. Cask strength.
Posted by: Decapitron HC-1000 at December 23, 2021 09:26 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Megthered at December 23, 2021 09:26 PM (sfWd9)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:26 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:27 PM (u82oZ)
A roomie back when swore that a magpie's call sounded like
"Packa......packa..MARLboro."
Whatever, twentysomething, a lot of wine, splendid youth.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:27 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Justamom at December 23, 2021 09:27 PM (LlJyd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:27 PM (6ZOZg)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 09:18 PM
About 5-6 years ago, my group at work was looking into options for a group outing for company-sponsored volunteer work (where we can get paid time off to participate in any number of volunteer activities). We found one which was for helping build a home in a neighborhood around downtown Detroit. I looked up the crime statistics for the area and they were extremely high. So our manager e-mailed the volunteer leader to ask about safety precautions for the activity.
The volunteer leader (who is black) replied back stating that of course the area was safe and it was people like us who spread information about crime that is what causes people to worry about crime. Not the crime itself, mind you. No, it was our fault for looking up the stats and politely asking if we needed to take any precautions.
After that reply, I have never donated my time (or money) to a company-sponsored volunteer project again (nor did I donate my time to that project).
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 09:27 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 09:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Some things endure...
This is one of them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:28 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Common Tat
I have a pair on this ranch. They hang out near a big water trough in a canyon and I have a pic of them sitting on the trough. They are huge. People think they are huge vultures.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 09:28 PM (oeVy+)
OK, but not here. Tomorrow, on the Swiss channel. "There I was, a poor black child, when ... "
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: megthered at December 23, 2021 09:02 PM (sfWd9)
Get your daughter to buy a bag of Oreo cookies, and replace the white filling with a daub of pony paste. Should be able to sneak that past the Nazis in the hospital.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 09:28 PM (P3gRi)
From your lips to Tengri's ears!
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:29 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Megthered at December 23, 2021 09:26 PM (sfWd9)
The monoclonal antibodies should be asked for your son-in-law immediately. Your daughter may or may not need them, but he should be the immediate priority right now. She would fall into the non-emergency groups for scheduling...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 09:29 PM (exHjb)
That's what I am talking about!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:30 PM (V6WYe)
They are gone now wanting warmer winter climes.
When I first got here, 4 would circle me when I walked. Now I am ignored. Progress.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:30 PM (u82oZ)
I'm available for adoption, btw. I don't eat much, and promise not to scare the horses!
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 09:30 PM (1XIkG)
But you know what else is weird? He never mentions the state of Pennsylvania. And it's not written anywhere on the screen, not even the small print. It's like he's running for generic Senator. Just odd.....
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at December 23, 2021 09:31 PM (rC6MC)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:31 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: IrishEi at December 23, 2021 09:31 PM (0TVNF)
And then Tony laid this bit of info down on us, they also had a lot of chickens. ?? So the Saxons had chickens alright, but they considered them sacred, so they wouldn't eat the eggs.
Sure pal. Sure. This is the sort of catchy history thing that probably keeps the ladies at the pub interested in your work long enough for everyone to get inebriated. I mean, draw the story out, as the drinks come, shortly after midnight hit them with the sacred chicken part and you're in like flynn.
But I have my doubts.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2021 09:32 PM (SsMRU)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:33 PM (W+kMI)
Are you toil-averse?
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:33 PM (M3Z2J)
May it be Your Will that those dear to us who are sick be healed and restored to their families. For those of our family here who have lost loved ones, we ask that You Bless them and give them peace and grace. And we give thanks and rejoice in this Christmas season for Your precious gift to mankind of your Son Christ Jesus for our salvation.
Amen and Amen.
Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2021 09:33 PM (0OP+5)
May you be blessed with health and a Merry Christmas.
I start shopping tomorrow. So less posting.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 09:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:31 PM (nxdel)
*pushes a tumbler of bourbon and ginger ale through the USB port*
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 09:34 PM (4I/2K)
Any place in Kansas worth driving to is in bum-fuck Kansas.
Known.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:34 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Megthered at December 23, 2021 09:26 PM (sfWd9)
That sounds like poisoning.
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 09:34 PM (Gmouh)
[horrific image of Baldrick rappelling off the cliff face in his dog's body outfit sans underwear]
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 23, 2021 09:35 PM (ZSK0i)
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This is true, the special ones never have enough of the peanut butter mix.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 08:49 PM (W+kMI)
The Minis are petty damn good...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 09:35 PM (BgMrQ)
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Mask-free or at least mask-optional this year though. No way they can have social distancing and get everyone in the sanctuary.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:35 PM (W+kMI)
Not just on the Peking pox, but on social issues. Why is the church silent on the cancel culture and its many evils? As far as I can tell, it's crickets from the pulpit.
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 09:36 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:36 PM (4IQde)
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at December 23, 2021 09:31 PM (rC6MC)
Well, he doesn't sound like a raging islamist, at least.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 09:37 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:37 PM (M3Z2J)
Deep breaths
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Megthered at December 23, 2021 09:38 PM (sfWd9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:38 PM (4IQde)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:38 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:31 PM (nxdel)
I'm sorry that you have to deal with this. There's always that one person in the family that makes everything miserable.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 09:38 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 09:37 PM (P3gRi)
YET!
Traditionally that comes after he has been elected because of intersectional equity!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:39 PM (hOUT3)
Stock up on the HCQ, Ivermectin, and if you can get 'em, Zpak antibiotics. Over the counter stuff like all the vitamins and minerals should be no-brainers. Get 'em!
Have all this loaded up in something like a sealed .30 cal ammo can, ready to deploy as needed. And don't skimp on the quantities if you can acquire in bulk. You might be saving your household, you might be saving a neighbor. Even with the weak-ass Moronic strain, there's likely to be those more sensitive to the 'vid, and less able to fight it off on their own. And yes, the goal is to keep folks out of the
Again, prayers up, meg & Fen!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 09:39 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:40 PM (V6WYe)
I may have made that up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 09:40 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:38 PM (W+kMI)
the numbers sure look like that to me. Riddle me this, how come the hi-vax states are worse off than Texas and Florida?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 09:41 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 23, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)
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Had families running around my yard for a few years. Not much anymore though. Beautiful animals that can jump fences like nobodies business.
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 09:41 PM (+ya+t)
Thanks! I'm so disappointed. I just don't know why people have to have such a temper tantrum. I want to be left alone Christmas Day to do what I want. Me and the kids are gonna see a movie. That's all I want do. Watch them open presents.. take a nap and see the movie. I'm just getting too old for this shit.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:41 PM (nxdel)
OH and she's IT! She never leaves anything alone. She's on her fourth fucking husband. What does THAT tell you??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:43 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:38 PM (W+kMI)
In Alberta, 72% of the population is vaccinated. 81% of new Covid "cases" are in fully vaccinated people.
Alberta Health Services is now begging employees, who were fired or furloughed for refusing the vaxx, to come back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 09:43 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: IrishEi at December 23, 2021 09:43 PM (0TVNF)
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I'm sure you did your best, and that best was better than many other congregations. Including my parents' ELCA church, which was on internet-only services through Easter, and the folks didn't go back until June, when it was obvious that Ohio was past the worst of it. (Unless one lived in a Blue county, then it went on and on.)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:43 PM (W+kMI)
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Had families running around my yard for a few years. Not much anymore though. Beautiful animals that can jump fences like nobodies business.
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 09:41 PM
So what did that fox say?
Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2021 09:44 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:40 PM (V6WYe)
The lure of easy money
It has a very strong appeal...
Posted by: Zombie Glen Frye at December 23, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)
"Corralers."
(Drops shades, turns off lights, locks doors, whispers to wife). "I don't mind singing, but I hate it when the corralers just round up every fool on the street. Those Smiths, they can't carry a tune in a bucket, but sho now, the corralers will get them *and* us out there, singing, smiling, 'wassailing,' whatever. And drinking eggnog. I hate eggnog."
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:44 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:38 PM (4IQde
The mainstream churches have gone all in on the current culture. There are some holdouts.
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 09:44 PM (Gmouh)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:43 PM (nxdel)
Jewells, Jewells, we got the PERFECT way out! Just say "oh yeah we were gonna come, we love the idea, but we just got exposed to THE COVID!!!! AAAGHHH!!! THE COVID! It was the yard man, and we gotta quarantine for 5 days now!!! too bad, so sad!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 09:45 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:43 PM (nxdel)
There's at least 3 men that had enough of her? So, is she a Life Coach too, like Jane D'Oh's SIL?
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 09:45 PM (4I/2K)
I bet they left the rum out of it. You drink it for the rum.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 09:46 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:46 PM (nxdel)
Three grateful men, out on unsupervised parole.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:46 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:43 PM (nxdel)
That at least 2 men didn't do their proper vetting as to why she was a divorcee. And maybe the current one is regretting that as well.
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 09:46 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:38 PM (4IQde
The mainstream churches have gone all in on the current culture. There are some holdouts.
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 09:44 PM
Not my Presbyterian (PCA) Church in ETEX.
Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2021 09:47 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:38 PM (W+kMI)
In Alberta, 72% of the population is vaccinated. 81% of new Covid "cases" are in fully vaccinated people.
Alberta Health Services is now begging employees, who were fired or furloughed for refusing the vaxx, to come back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 09:43 PM (P3gRi)
Hmm..... I'd suggest seeing how bad they really want the "unclean" employees back who suddenly aren't so icky, by asking for a 50% raise plus a 50% of the new salary hiring bonus / penalty for being such asshoes in the first place.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 23, 2021 09:47 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:43 PM (nxdel)
That she really, really likes to fuck, and is wearing them out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 09:47 PM (P3gRi)
https://bit.ly/3pkLc1P
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 09:47 PM (Do5/p)
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Someday I want to try a glass of George Washington's eggnog. It looks about 85 carbs a glass, but also sounds thick, creamy smooth, with a kick!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:47 PM (W+kMI)
Add something like, "Dear we didn't want you to worry, but since you asked we got exposed to the coof, and..."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 09:47 PM (hOUT3)
Good Lord the last thing she should be is a life coach. No.. she's just a damn drama queen.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:47 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 09:48 PM (evAgx)
Were there any non-ficking husbands in the retinue?
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 09:48 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 09:48 PM (coYBh)
I didn't know The Smiths made Christmas tunes. I'm sure they were depressing...
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 09:48 PM (u+Y3T)
Someone pinned a bunch of them on that silly site pinterest. Clever campaign - they are nice to revisit.
tinyurl.com/3pu63kjh
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 09:48 PM (Sq5xa)
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I thought long and hard on this, and it finally dawned that it is ME
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at December 23, 2021 09:49 PM (rC6MC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 09:41 PM (evAgx)
The official answer is apparently, "You should be fired because you hate science so much"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 09:49 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 23, 2021 09:49 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:47 PM (W+kMI)
His distillery is just down the road. Will experiment, report back with results.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:49 PM (M3Z2J)
OH and she's IT! She never leaves anything alone. She's on her fourth fucking husband. What does THAT tell you??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:43 PM (nxdel)
She sounds like no fun. I hope you do want you have planned. Some people like to have you pack a bag, you're going on a guilt trip to get what they want.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 09:49 PM (oeVy+)
A preliminary investigation indicated that shortly before 8:30 p.m., police responded to reports of a theft at the Nordstrom store inside Short Hills Mall.
Upon arrival, police learned that four black male suspects stole about $4000 in merchandise from the store before running from the scene.
Well look what's come to NJ.
https://bit.ly/33UTRjn
Posted by: Clark Westfield at December 23, 2021 09:49 PM (Ag3wU)
...the corporation responsible for printing banknotes printed DUPLICATE BANKNOTES.
https://youtu.be/jmgBpRAB8B4
The Bonus Round: the above corporation has agreements with certain other nations to print their currency.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 23, 2021 09:49 PM (W+kMI)
I bet they left the rum out of it. You drink it for the rum.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 09:46 PM (SchxB)
Why is the rum always gone?
Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at December 23, 2021 09:49 PM (4I/2K)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 09:23 PM (QzJWU)
I'm doing a christmas bash next year, thats for damn sure. I might even do one this year. Mrs B worked like an animal to get the new place operational for this christmas. She even stuck a small lighted tree in the large main bath on the jacuzzi platform. No shit, a tree in the frigging bathroom. The running joke is we went through the move from hell just to get a bathroom big enough for a tree. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 09:49 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:46 PM (nxdel)
Then you were around someone, say for lunch, who tested positive and you haven't yourself yet but you want to keep everyone safe.
And you probably were around someone who tested positive if you went for lunch somewhere, so it may even be the truth.
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 09:50 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 09:36 PM (u+Y3T)
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It's a certainty we don't attend the same church.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 09:50 PM (46KNC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 09:37 PM (P3gRi)
Perhaps he might be LYING...#taqiyya
I denounce myself!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 09:50 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:50 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:38 PM (W+kMI)
the numbers sure look like that to me. Riddle me this, how come the hi-vax states are worse off than Texas and Florida?
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Yeah, that annoying little fact has also gotten my suspicions up. If the hi-vax states have more cases than the low-vax ones, something is off, and it's not just the case reporting.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:50 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 23, 2021 09:51 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB
There's a sucker born every minute?
Posted by: MkY at December 23, 2021 09:51 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:51 PM (nxdel)
(Somewhere, a marriage counselor is speechless).
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:51 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2021 09:52 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2021 09:47 PM (0OP+5)
Nor mine, Evangelical Presbyterian Church in NoVA
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 09:52 PM (hOUT3)
Someone pinned a bunch of them on that silly site pinterest. Clever campaign - they are nice to revisit.
tinyurl.com/3pu63kjh
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 09:48 PM (Sq5xa)
Reminds me of the old Volkswagen Beetle ads. Nice.
Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at December 23, 2021 09:53 PM (4I/2K)
According to Alex Berenson on Clay and Buck, it's because the southern states have their flu seasons in late summer because everyone is indoors then, while the northern states have their flu seasons in winter for the same reason.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 23, 2021 09:53 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 23, 2021 09:47 PM (llON
Absolutely. If I were in that position, I would demand double time for all the days I was laid off, and then a 30% increase in my salary or hourly rate going forward, plus a written statement from the employer: "We were wrong to fire fire you for refusing the vaxx, and we promise to never do that again."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 09:53 PM (P3gRi)
Berserker! I was just thinking today about how we met Creeper two years ago, when she walked up to us and asked us if we were Morons! LOL.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 09:53 PM (6geMp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:53 PM (4IQde)
But you know what else is weird? He never mentions the state of Pennsylvania. And it's not written anywhere on the screen, not even the small print. It's like he's running for generic Senator. Just odd.....
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at December 23, 2021 09:31 PM (rC6MC)
Posobiec is full on against this guy. I dont know all the details but the gist seems to be hes both a GOPe light or perhaps Oprah liberal and a carpetbagger
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 09:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
The airlines have really carried the water of the fearmongers. Gotta earn those bailouts!
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 09:53 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 09:53 PM (nxdel)
I didn't know The Smiths made Christmas tunes. I'm sure they were depressing...
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 09:48 PM (u+Y3T)
I read once that all Morrissey songs can be boiled down to Morrissey in shiny pants whining about shit.
Which seems simplistic and cold, but that doesn't make it untrue.
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 09:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:47 PM (W+kMI)
His distillery is just down the road. Will experiment, report back with results.
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Is a drink fit for the father of a country then suitably fit for ZOD?!!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2021 09:54 PM (W+kMI)
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Have him check with the Salvation Army to see how that woke crap is going. Their donations are down 40%. Seems people don't like to be insulted when they give to charity. Who knew? Woke=Broke.
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at December 23, 2021 09:54 PM (rC6MC)
I think Corsicana is becoming our Jerusalem.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 09:48 PM (evAgx)
With apologies to the original:
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon Texas' mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On Texas' pleasant pastures seen?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 09:54 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at December 23, 2021 09:49 PM (rC6MC)
Awareness is a good thing
ask me how I know...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 09:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB
I'm glad you aren't going.
I've seen too many of my friends in similar situations and they end up going and it's always a shit show. They say next year I'm staying home.
I hate when people I care about are miserable trying to please everyone. It's an impossible task.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 09:55 PM (oeVy+)
This elephant has a long memory, she-bitch. I don't care what your legs look like in sheer tights, you are done. Alright I care a little but you're still done.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 09:55 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 09:53 PM (6geMp)
Lol, yeah that was funny.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 09:55 PM (VwHCD)
Honestly getting fed up with FB last Jan. to the point of stopping that habit is one of the few good things that came out of 2021 for me.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 23, 2021 09:56 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB
There's a sucker born every minute?
Posted by: MkY at December 23, 2021 09:51 PM (cPG
She had some good qualities. But theyre very short term
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 09:56 PM (Ed8Zd)
(Somewhere, a marriage counselor is speechless).
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:51 PM (M3Z2J)
*Throws flag on play*
There isn't a marriage counselor anywhere who is ever speechless, as they have ideas.
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 09:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 09:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Oh, I don't trust the guy as far as I could throw him. I don't like carpetbaggers. (See Clinton, Hillary).
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at December 23, 2021 09:57 PM (rC6MC)
stimmt genau.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 09:58 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2021 08:09 PM (/U27+)
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and face all those bills the same way...
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 09:58 PM (46KNC)
All else aside, a long drive at night is not an endeavor to be undertaken lightly,
Do what is right for YOU and forget these people!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Marblehead, Massachusetts has had three US Navy ships named after it. The most recent was an Omaha-class light cruiser. This USS Marblehead started the war in the Phillipines, was heavily damaged during battle with the IJN, and returned to New York for repairs by sailing west. After repairs, she served the rest of the war in the Atlantic. She was scrapped in 1946.
Posted by: junior at December 23, 2021 09:58 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:00 PM (V6WYe)
Many thanks, Ben Had!
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (V6WYe)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 09:58 PM (46KNC)
Wait, you mean there's another way?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Jolly Old Mindful Webworker at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 09:55 PM (Sq5xa)
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She is a looker, though. I'd like to see her on a ticket with Tulsi Gabbard. Among other things.
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (rC6MC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (s0IMC)
There isn't a marriage counselor anywhere who is ever speechless, as they have ideas.
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 09:57 PM (Ojki1)
(considers throwing challenge-flag, thinks better of it)
"...we may need the time-out. And we'd probably lose, anyway."
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 10:00 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 10:00 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (s0IMC)
Somehow, I get the feeling that I would be at peace in your congregation, Fen!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (V6WYe)
Before or after the gunfire? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 10:01 PM (VwHCD)
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The country is full of them. Thank you teachers and younger (than I) parents. They block the aisle while chatting; or the sidewalks; throughways with their vehicles; etc. They can't read "Max. 10 Items" at a checkout, .......
Posted by: Ciampino at December 23, 2021 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
I learned my lesson well
You see, you can't please everyone
So you got to please yourself
Posted by: Garden Party at December 23, 2021 10:01 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 09:57 PM (Ojki1)
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True. They'd help you organize your closet if they could get billable hours out of it.
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at December 23, 2021 10:01 PM (rC6MC)
He was called the Pope of Mope for a reason!
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 10:01 PM (u+Y3T)
I should probably start doing my Christmas shopping!
Posted by: Jolly Old Mindful Webworker at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (R+p/Q)
Reminds me, I need to head out soon to pick up a couple gift cards yet tonight.
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 10:02 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 10:00 PM (qxz9B)
Swallwell probably would.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 10:02 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 10:00 PM (qxz9B)
lol awesome. I'm not that far behind him actually. Been hitting this bottle of maker's mark. Its smooth enough to be dangerous.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 10:02 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 10:02 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 10:00 PM (qxz9B)
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That's some GREAT parenting, there/
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at December 23, 2021 10:02 PM (rC6MC)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (V6WYe)
May 2022 be the year the 'dog travels to Texas!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:03 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:03 PM (BgMrQ)
Do it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 10:04 PM (s0IMC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 09:59 PM (s0IMC)
+1
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 10:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 09:57 PM (Ojki1)
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True. They'd help you organize your closet if they could get billable hours out of it.
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at December 23, 2021 10:01 PM (rC6MC)
The line from Shrek about Donkey "Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that is the trick" seems to apply.
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 10:05 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:03 PM (BgMrQ)
Do it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Now that my health is back to "normal", a trip by car is doable.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:05 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 10:06 PM (46KNC)
I read once that all Morrissey songs can be boiled down to Morrissey in shiny pants whining about shit.
He was called the Pope of Mope for a reason!
Posted by: Mookie
MST3K Morrisey
https://youtu.be/XQR78U6zvGI
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:06 PM (63Dwl)
Fen:
"There is neither Jew not Gentile" is a phrase I think I heard once...
May you have a Blessed Christmas and New Year!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 10:07 PM (46KNC)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 10:06 PM (46KNC)
Didn't hate their money though...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:07 PM (BgMrQ)
...and yet they get chapped when you walk up and start removing items from their cart to get them closer to ten.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 10:07 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:05 PM (BgMrQ)
Imma gonna buy you a beer there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 10:02 PM (VwHCD)
Sip away in contentment. It's good stuff.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 10:08 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at December 23, 2021 10:02 PM (rC6MC)
Hell, he's been an adult for 11 years now. He can drink and swear if he wants.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 10:09 PM (qxz9B)
https://youtu.be/XQR78U6zvGI
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:06 PM (63Dwl)
Mike Nelson is fucking awesome!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:10 PM (x8Wzq)
https://tinyurl.com/2p9hh5vt
Posted by: Stellastwocents at December 23, 2021 10:13 PM (cRbt7)
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 10:07 PM (M3Z2J)
But when is 10 items not ten items? If I have 9 separate items, and then 5 cans of store brand 'mater soup, do I have 10 items, or 14, given that the additional time to ring in X instances of the same item is less?
For my money, between 10 and 20 items is OK, as long as there are one or more cases of multiple instances of the exact same item. If you have 20 or more items, and no two are the same, then you are being a dick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 10:13 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 10:14 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 10:15 PM (qc8IS)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 10:08 PM (4I/2K)
Why yes, yes it is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 10:22 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
I'll look forward to that...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:26 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Decapitron HC-1000 at December 23, 2021 10:32 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2021 10:33 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 10:15 PM (qc8IS)
Fen, I am glad I came back to check on the last thread, That is a beautiful statement!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:43 PM (hOUT3)
I see murders of Crows do that all the time. Not a Bald Eagle per se. I don't think I've ever seen one outside of captivity. But, yeah, Crows have a healthy hate of hawks. About the same as Blue Jays to Crows.
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From the Internet:
A flock of carrion crows is known as a murder of crows.
Two crows on a wire = attempted murder of crows.
It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.
Posted by: Ciampino at December 23, 2021 10:56 PM (qfLjt)
I named it "The Christmas Special."
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The ice-cream is even more special with a tot of whisky in it.
Posted by: Ciampino at December 23, 2021 10:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Greyman27 at December 23, 2021 11:09 PM (TiMI9)
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