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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 07:37 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 07:39 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 07:39 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 07:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Duck at December 22, 2021 07:40 PM (c0EHG)
Posted by: The sign at December 22, 2021 07:40 PM (Tnijr)
Let down
Your guard
Honey, just about the time you're thinkin' it's alright
Beat-down
Takedown
You're busted
Posted by: Bob Seger at December 22, 2021 07:40 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 07:41 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 22, 2021 07:41 PM (6vHcr)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 07:42 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 07:42 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 07:42 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Duck at December 22, 2021 07:42 PM (c0EHG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 07:39 PM (csEWM)
What are they? Husky-corgi mixes?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 07:42 PM (HsutE)
I think it means "We're Ducking our Responsibilities". Just cut the damned thing!
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2021 07:42 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: AOC' s pea brsin rolling around.inside.a.55.gallon drum at December 22, 2021 07:42 PM (n/szn)
Sigh***** I wish I had that kind of artistic talent. I have the creativity to think of doing that kind of stuff but no artistic ability to actually do anything.******sigh
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 22, 2021 07:43 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: dartist at December 22, 2021 07:43 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 07:43 PM (HsutE)
Posted by: Duck at December 22, 2021 07:44 PM (c0EHG)
Posted by: Ling at December 22, 2021 07:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 07:42 PM (HsutE)
Malmute puppies maybe?
*looks it up*
Think so:
https://tinyurl.com/ms5d4w63
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 07:44 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Duck at December 22, 2021 07:44 PM (c0EHG)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2021 07:45 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 22, 2021 07:45 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 07:45 PM (vmkEw)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 07:46 PM (V13WU)
I think I've survived the Christmas gig season.
Somewhere in there, I even finished making the new cabinet fronts for the vanity.
It's been a bit of a blur, really.
Posted by: Piercello at December 22, 2021 07:46 PM (ajoh7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 07:46 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Was he driving a low rider and blaring Feliz Navidad? Cuz I'm reliably informed that probably ain't the real Santa.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 22, 2021 07:47 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2021 07:47 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at December 22, 2021 07:48 PM (lIDCz)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 07:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2021 07:48 PM (+//b2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2021 07:49 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2021 07:42 PM (ELgVT) "
I remember years ago hiking in the NorCal redwood forests how the rangers had a custom chainsaw with probably an 8 or 10 foot bar, because when a redwood fell across a trail they would just cut a 4 foot slice out of it and you would just walk through this passageway between tall wooden walls ... so very cool !
lots of times they would cut another half-slice out of the removed piece and leave it as a big wooden bench you could sit down on.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 22, 2021 07:50 PM (IJMH4)
*looks it up*
Think so:
https://tinyurl.com/ms5d4w63
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 07:44 PM (csEWM)
They are really cute. I miss having a dog.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 07:50 PM (HsutE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2021 07:48 PM (+//b2)
That's desssspicable...
Posted by: Daffy... at December 22, 2021 07:51 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Narcissism Resurrections at December 22, 2021 07:52 PM (l8Uos)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 07:52 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Narcissism Resurrections at December 22, 2021 07:52 PM (l8Uos)
So, the Matrix film was good, huh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 07:53 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2021 07:49 PM (BFigT)
It's Schooner's now, (or was.) More seats, expanded bar, ok food - but that's what you're going to get on cannery row. I haven't been for 6-7 years, so it might have changed again. Almost anything there is about the views first.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 07:53 PM (wAnMi)
How can you claim to be a "weather" channel and not acknowledge the weather phenomenon of the Gulf Stream?? How do ignore the cold air blowing down from Canada?
How do you dishonestly tell your viewers that Dallas having a warm day in December is unusual and suggest it's because of global warming?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 22, 2021 07:53 PM (6vHcr)
MPPPP, I owe you another big apology.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 07:36 PM (TuTYZ)
For what?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 07:53 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 07:53 PM (qpolg)
By time some hiker "doesn't get it?", they'll GET IT!
*thownk!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
(which is when on the other side of the log, you feature Yosemite Sam, growling: "Whhhooo you callin' DUCK, you long eared low down carrot munchin' varmint!?")
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2021 07:54 PM (QzJWU)
Stamping out fires
Whats that black burning shit in elephants toes?
Ducks
Posted by: Stacey at December 22, 2021 07:54 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 07:55 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 22, 2021 07:55 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 07:53 PM (qpolg)
Heh. Looks like it might happen a lot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 07:55 PM (HsutE)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2021 07:56 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 07:56 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 22, 2021 07:45 PM
Cool. In my little town, Santa rides a fire engine around a couple of times during the week before Christmas. Last night, the dogs were barking about some loud bikes outside. I looked, and they were escorting the fire truck with Santa.
Gotta love little towns.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 07:56 PM (OX9vb)
A dude that works for me buys a 350 Z
He hits a deer on day 3 of ownership
TOTALED
So Tallahassee comes out and puts up a sign were the wreck was!
Posted by: Stacey at December 22, 2021 07:56 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 07:53 PM (wAnMi)
I've had drink's at Schooners... never eaten there.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2021 07:57 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 22, 2021 07:45 PM
Cool. In my little town, Santa rides a fire engine around a couple of times during the week before Christmas. Last night, the dogs were barking about some loud bikes outside. I looked, and they were escorting the fire truck with Santa.
Gotta love little towns.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 07:56 PM (OX9vb)
We has Santa on a fire truck on Sunday in my apartment!
Posted by: Stacey at December 22, 2021 07:57 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2021 07:56 PM (2JoB
One of our dogs died last year, the other one this year. We might get another one but we're just not ready yet. It feels wrong, somehow.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 07:58 PM (HsutE)
Posted by: Skip
Buy an African Grey Parrot then. It'll outlive you.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 07:58 PM (uXonU)
Gotta love little towns.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 07:56 PM (OX9vb)
When I was a Kid, Santa used to drive around town in a Cherry Red TR4 Sports Car (he was actually one of the Officers stationed at our local SAC Base).
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2021 07:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 22, 2021 07:53 PM
If most of your viewers are stupid...
Posted by: TC at December 22, 2021 07:59 PM (klu83)
Posted by: Narcissism Resurrections at December 22, 2021 07:52 PM (l8Uos)
So, the Matrix film was good, huh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I love this place.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 22, 2021 07:59 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2021 07:59 PM (oHd/0)
A dude that works for me buys a 350 Z
He hits a deer on day 3 of ownership
TOTALED
So Tallahassee comes out and puts up a sign were the wreck was!
Posted by: Stacey at December 22, 2021 07:56 PM
Wasted effort cause that deer ain't coming back.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 08:00 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 22, 2021 07:55 PM (xPl2J)
Mine always were, unless there was doorbell on TV. Then they would start barking like crazy thinking it was our doorbell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 08:00 PM (HsutE)
Posted by: Skip
Buy an African Grey Parrot then. It'll outlive you.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 07:58 PM (uXonU)
-------------------
How's about a Norwegian Blue? Beautiful plumage.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2021 08:00 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 08:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: klaftern at December 22, 2021 08:01 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2021 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)
We really thought we wouldn't get another dog when we put our last one down at the beginning of November, but fate decreed otherwise.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 08:01 PM (5p7BC)
Why are we putting up signage to help these ducks, anyway?
Ducks are the worst. They are ornery, dangerous and unpredictable. They can get you seriously injured, or even killed. Ask Dick Cheney's friends about it.
Why keep these menaces around when you could kill them all?
They're also tasty. Peking duck. Duck a l'orange. Duck soup. The list goes on. Don't limit yourselves.
Posted by: A. Turkey at December 22, 2021 08:02 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2021 08:02 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 08:00 PM (0OP+5)
So couz lie my bro was out on highway west of Shreveport.
It about 20 miles to TX. Dude hits a deer and then stops.
While couz was take PO PO report someone took the deer.
Posted by: Stacey at December 22, 2021 08:03 PM (yrol0)
https://tinyurl.com/2tw7yty4
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2021 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)
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Here I was thinking it was some kind of reunion tour.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2021 08:03 PM (CAJOC)
They're also tasty. Peking duck. Duck a l'orange. Duck soup. The list goes on. Don't limit yourselves.
Posted by: A. Turkey at December 22, 2021 08:02 PM (hQ23g)
Ahem.
Posted by: Zombie Dodo at December 22, 2021 08:04 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:04 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 08:04 PM (5HBd1)
Well lights out time, might even sneak the alarm 15 minutes later if it does anything. Been up 0230hrs last few nights.
Everyone have a great wonderful evening.
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2021 08:04 PM (2JoB8)
https://tinyurl.com/2tw7yty4
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2021 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Who does this guy think he is? Marius?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 08:05 PM (csEWM)
I am mightily pleased to see the wall of sandbags and flensing knives encircling this thread.
That blubbering Chilizza clown turned the previous one into a wallow of self-pitying tears and flop sweat.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2021 08:05 PM (pNxlR)
this is not ebonics, but it (the "has", not "have" thing) is a preferred "culture speak", that I like, makes a point. I wish I had recorded or written more of my family's "country hick" expressions here locally, from my family.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 08:05 PM (Cus5s)
Jesus cannot come soon enough.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:04 PM (vcwBL
Amen.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 08:06 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 22, 2021 08:06 PM (IJMH4)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 08:06 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 08:06 PM (IJES/)
https://tinyurl.com/2tw7yty4
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2021 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Nice. Must be a family. Look small. Chicks. Learning how to fly.
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 08:07 PM (V13WU)
Jesus cannot come soon enough.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:04 PM (vcwBL)
I agree
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 22, 2021 08:07 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Piercello at December 22, 2021 07:46 PM (ajoh7)
Merry Christmas, Piercello! Glad to see you drop in!
Posted by: Emmie at December 22, 2021 08:07 PM (t62xj)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:07 PM (TuTYZ)
You're sweet, but a lot of times, my thoughts aren't so good. In fact, they're downright murderous.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:09 PM (vcwBL)
this is not ebonics, but it (the "has", not "have" thing) is a preferred "culture speak", that I like, makes a point. I wish I had recorded or written more of my family's "country hick" expressions here locally, from my family.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 08:05 PM
I'm glad I learned English on a South Carolina cotton farm back in the early 50s.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 08:09 PM (0OP+5)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2021 08:09 PM (DUIap)
Ben Had, what did you need to apologize to me for?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 08:09 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 22, 2021 08:09 PM (KiBMU)
Geese are vicious especially Canadian geese. This is known.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 08:10 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 22, 2021 08:11 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:07 PM (TuTYZ)
The two of you are calming influences. Thank you for being whom you are and posting here.
Non- you're under the weather, but get full credit here as well. Hope you feel better quickly. (Prayers for Fen)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 08:11 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 22, 2021 08:12 PM (1UF4o)
My 15 mile ride from the old family farm to Quincy where I grew up has one "Deer Crossing" sign. ... in maybe 1000 trips since my youth to now, I've seen many deer, never saw one at the deer crossing.
We need a billion dollar grant to educate the deer.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 08:13 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:14 PM (TuTYZ)
Geese are vicious especially Canadian geese. This is known.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 08:10 PM (EZebt)
That's because the beer sucks.
Posted by: Sheriff Bud Boomer at December 22, 2021 08:14 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Pretty much any parrot. They are long lived animals.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 08:14 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 08:15 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 08:11 PM (IJES/)
Eff you autocucomber
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 08:15 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
All geese are bastards.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2021 08:16 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 08:16 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 08:16 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 08:10 PM (EZebt)
We've basically given them free reign.
Posted by: TC at December 22, 2021 08:16 PM (klu83)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 08:15 PM (OX9vb)
She posted earlier today that she may have the omicron moronic Peking pulmonary pox.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 08:17 PM (IJES/)
Wanting Russia and China to nuke us, just to teach us a lesson, insofar as getting off the CRT/Trannie train, that's a bit different.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:17 PM (vcwBL)
Yet... in Pacific Grove, CA they were "protected." If you so much as looked at one cross-eyed it could be a several hundred dollar ticket. They'd attack the Lance Armstrong wannabe's riding along the shore near Asilomar and several times a year one of those clowns would kick one off his bike, a Karen would see it, and call the cops. Total shit show.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2021 08:18 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:19 PM (TuTYZ)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 08:17
Oh, I hope she's wrong!
Mr. April thought he had it, too. Got tested yesterday, but he's negative. He's kind of a hypochondriac, so there's one more thing that's not going to kill him!
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 08:20 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: klaftern at December 22, 2021 08:20 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 22, 2021 08:20 PM (NM8ko)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2021 08:22 PM (5vVOA)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2021 07:59 PM (oHd/0)
a) I suppose that answers what Santa does the rest of the year, and
b) talk about good training for Polar flights!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 08:23 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 08:23 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:19 PM (TuTYZ)
Oh, don't worry! I'm sure you had other things on your mind. In any event, I've put off work on the book until after the New Year, when I am retired. I'm doing rewrites, so it will be a different thing. I'll e-mail you when it is done, and if you are still interested in reading, I will send it along.
No apologies needed, dear lady.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 08:23 PM (2JVJo)
"165 *concertina rendition of Ashokan Farewell*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 22, 2021 06:10 PM (DnWKq)"
Thank you, kind sir.
Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 08:24 PM (cTCuP)
Z: "You will install antiviral gills."
Surgeon: "......?...."
Zod: "Do it."
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 08:25 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:25 PM (TuTYZ)
Posted by: Paco at December 22, 2021 08:25 PM (njExo)
Or maybe it is all wild animals ... some seem friendlier just due to pecking order?
I had Canadian geese with two goslings on the pong here, survived a little while at least. Was real happy when a wood duck had ten (or so) ducklings .. something got them all after a few days, just when I was so hoping it would be an annual thing. ... now more committed to killing more coons, and snapping turtles. Nature is cruel ...
oh, and the last two chickens that disappeared coincided with Bald Eagle sightings. Cool if eagles nest around here ... less cool if I have to feed them a chicken a month. But so it goes.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 08:26 PM (Cus5s)
Reading about people wanting to shoot me dead for not getting the jab has put me in a mood.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:27 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2021 07:59 PM (oHd/0)
a) I suppose that answers what Santa does the rest of the year, and
b) talk about good training for Polar flights!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 08:23 PM (ZMraq)
----------------
My maternal grandfather (died before I was born) was an engineman on the PRR. Every year before Christmas, he was one of the people tasked with taking a locomotive and one flat car bearing Santa and a sleigh and a bunch of candy and stuff to the small towns along the river line. Wish I'd been around in those days. I guess it was a really big event in those places.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 22, 2021 08:27 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Paco at December 22, 2021 08:27 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 08:05 PM (csEWM)
Another campaign? My back hurts!
Posted by: Marius' Mules at December 22, 2021 08:27 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:28 PM (TuTYZ)
(Eyes hopeful Canis Zod Jr., 870 Wingmaster, bibs, pocket warmers)
This is correct.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 08:28 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Piercello at December 22, 2021 08:29 PM (ajoh7)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:30 PM (TuTYZ)
Merry Christmas, everybody!!
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at December 22, 2021 08:30 PM (9k8AO)
Posted by: Paco at December 22, 2021 08:27 PM (njExo)
As I rubbed the new bump on my forehead, I'd be asking WTF with the bird picture???
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 08:31 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2021 08:32 PM (5vVOA)
Neighbor's sixteen-year-old son has discovered a talent for playing the piano. He's been at it for less than a year and does not read music. I mentioned to him that he should learn to play "Claire de Lune". Lo and behold, it was part of the high school Christmas concert last week.
Yesterday I introduced him to Gershwin. He was blown away by "Rhapsody in Blue".
Maybe there's hope.
Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 08:32 PM (cTCuP)
Reading about people wanting to shoot me dead for not getting the jab has put me in a mood.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:27 PM (vcwBL)
Heh.
commies gotta commie...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 08:32 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 08:32 PM (2JVJo)
Dear Jesus, how did I forget to raise my children to question authority??
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 08:33 PM (OX9vb)
Reading about people wanting to shoot me dead for not getting the jab has put me in a mood.
Posted by: SMH
I laugh and tell them to "bring it", but I'm shooting back.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 08:33 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: RI Red - KfzQO at December 22, 2021 08:33 PM (rLD+U)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 22, 2021 08:34 PM (whRBA)
I miss my li'l guys. they are now big guys with jerbs and 'sponsabilities.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 08:34 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:34 PM (TuTYZ)
I finally just saw the WH video of the supposed new 3 month old puppy the Biden's have , um posed in a video with.
Do 3 month old German Shepherds already have their ears cut and stuck upright? That dog's ears are upright throughout the video and looks totally unnatural. Or do certain lines have naturally upright ears?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 22, 2021 08:35 PM (5g4gF)
as of February 2021, when Pfizer's shot was being rolled out worldwide on an emergency basis, the drugmaker had compiled more than 42K case reports detailing nearly 160K individual adverse reactions to the vaccine.
The data show the bulk of the adverse event cases, both serious and non-serious, were classified as "general disorders".
Among the more common conditions reported were fevers (pyrexia), fatigue, and diarrhea, among others.
But perhaps the most surprising number in the entire report is that more than 1K of these cases were fatal in the US.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2021 08:35 PM (5vVOA)
According to them, "The Biden-Harris administration has made historic progress in their first year -- from getting our country back on track and working to rebuild our nation's middle class to passing the American Rescue Plan and once-in-a-generation legislation like the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law."
It's hard, but I'm going to resist signing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKmpk9RObfA
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 08:35 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 08:36 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: rickb223
___
As will I.
The fact that it may come to that does not make me happy in the slightest.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:36 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:34 PM (TuTYZ)
No worries
Just let me know if / when you might be free. Even the little Polish hens are laying eggs now...Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 08:36 PM (llON8)
Posted by: f'd at December 22, 2021 08:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 08:33 PM (OX9vb)
Tell him you will disown him if he is a no-show.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 08:36 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:36 PM (TuTYZ)
Maybe there's hope.
Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 08:32 PM (cTCuP)
Sstie. Gymnopedie. Its a hauntingly beautiful tune. Pretty simple but the complexity comes in the timing.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 08:36 PM (axyOa)
Reading about people wanting to shoot me dead for not getting the jab has put me in a mood.
Posted by: SMH
I laugh and tell them to "bring it", but I'm shooting back.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 08:33 PM
I used to tell them 'I'll be right here when you're ready.'
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 08:36 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: RI Red - KfzQO at December 22, 2021 08:36 PM (rLD+U)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: klaftern at December 22, 2021 08:37 PM (taPSh)
Stoopid kindle.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 08:37 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 08:33 PM (OX9vb)
Tell him the decision on your health is yours not his, and then tell him he has to watch the Joe Rogan with Dr McCullough on Rumble to learn about vitamin D and netti pots with betadyne so he won't panic so much.
And if he doesn't want you there to be a man and say so, not put the blame on his co-workers like a pussy
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 08:37 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2021 08:38 PM (5vVOA)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:27 PM (vcwBL)
This puts me in a "just give me a reason, I'm BEGGING you, just give me a reason" kind of mood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 08:38 PM (II3Gr)
I wonder if Janssen had a similar problem
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 22, 2021 08:38 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2021 08:38 PM (+4oV5)
https://tinyurl.com/2tw7yty4
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2021 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Who does this guy think he is? Marius?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 08:05 PM (csEWM)
What's Latin for LOL?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 08:38 PM (eoQWY)
Coffee is for (sigh)
Go kill, killer. Sheesh.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 08:36 PM (cTCuP)
Well, yeah. But that's like, work.
Oh, OK.
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM (rLD+U)
Dear Jesus, how did I forget to raise my children to question authority??
Posted by: April
___
Be thankful your son cares about you.
More than I can say about our youngest daughter. We could drop dead and she would not care.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM (TuTYZ)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 08:36 PM (axyOa)
Lovely. I recognized the tune but did not know the name. This one reminds me of Clint Eastwood's score for "The Bridges of Madison County".
Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 08:41 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at December 22, 2021 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:42 PM (TuTYZ)
all of you are among the things that makes life worth living
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 22, 2021 08:42 PM (IJMH4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 08:42 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM
* TxMoMe Saloon goes quiet *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 08:43 PM (cTCuP)
My wife's family might be another story, but she's been estranged for a very long time, long pre-dating the wuhan.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 08:43 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM
* TxMoMe Saloon goes quiet *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
*tumbleweed blows by*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 08:43 PM (II3Gr)
More than I can say about our youngest daughter. We could drop dead and she would not care.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth
I am. I know he's really worried, and I appreciate that. I just wish he didn't buy into the BS. I'm sorry your daughter is in that place. I hope it's temporary.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 08:43 PM (OX9vb)
Tell him that no one knows how long they have to live. He does not want to miss this Christmas and discover that he missed his last Christmas with you. Mother guilt is the best kind
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 08:44 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM (TuTYZ)
Ben Had, I'll get away with as much as I can, given that Mrs. Red Will Be There.
But yeah, I'm looking forward to a long chat. How about a Spring MoMe at your place?
I'm buying!
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 08:44 PM (rLD+U)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 08:44 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: April
--------
April - Ask him if his coworkers are vaxxed.
When he says "Yes" then say, "What possible difference does it make if I have the vax or not?"
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 08:45 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2021 08:46 PM (FhXTo)
Did you know today is Wednesday?
Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 08:46 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM
* TxMoMe Saloon goes quiet *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
*tumbleweed blows by*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 08:43 PM (II3Gr)
*Somewhere a screen door bounces on its hinges.*
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 08:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at December 22, 2021 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)
I ridens magna! Honda make great motorcycles!
Posted by: The Mild One at December 22, 2021 08:47 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM
* TxMoMe Saloon goes quiet *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
*tumbleweed blows by*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 08:43 PM
* piano player closes piano *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)
lots of times they would cut another half-slice out of the removed piece and leave it as a big wooden bench you could sit down on.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 22, 2021 07:50 PM (IJMH4)
There's something like that here in CA - a butte like rock where huge slabs fall off the vertical face and roll down the lower slope. A huge one broke in the center and the trail goes between the slabs. There are houses at the food of the lower slope...I guess they figure it will be a while before one rolls just a bit farther.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 08:47 PM (eoQWY)
#3 is flying in from DFW tonight (and boy, are his arms tired) but called first to make sure it would be okay as he knows I'm not jabbed. His concern was I'd get sick from him. Bring it son. I miss your face.
The Mom of the 14 month old I watch is Karenish but trending towards thoughtful and has no issues with the no jab for me and will not let anyone else watch the short one. He started walking today. I lied and told her he didn't but was 'this' close. He did more at home. Starting the first of the year I'm picking up a two month old to watch while Momma goes back to work. Again, no issues and she knows I kiss the hell of these little ones.
People are funny. I can't figure them out.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 08:47 PM (mD/uy)
But when she hates the Lord so much that we can't even send a Christmas card to her (triggering to her), I don't hold out much hope.
All I can do is pray for her while limiting contact, though I'll miss the grandbabies.
At this point, I'm focusing on my eldest daughter in Texas, who, thank God, is a believer.
Insom, you are a sweetie. Thank you.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:47 PM (vcwBL)
Saw that people are complaining about Major being given to another home, anything was better than the WH and the Bidens.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 22, 2021 08:47 PM (5g4gF)
some do some don't? it just depends
they can tack them up ... maybe this breeder did that? honestly I don't think much of any breeder who would place a dog with Brandon.
seriously, why would you do that?!?!
Posted by: Appropriately Black Orchid at December 22, 2021 08:48 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Ben Had
* TxMoMe Saloon goes quiet *
Posted by: Duncanthrax
*tumbleweed blows by*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.
*dog barks off in the distance*
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 08:48 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Oldcat
ridens magna
Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius
hilarious maximus ...
Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 22, 2021 08:48 PM (okV1R)
I love when that happens. It's so rare.
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 08:48 PM (rLD+U)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Only after playing a snappy coda.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 08:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM
* TxMoMe Saloon goes quiet *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
*tumbleweed blows by*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 08:43 PM
* piano player closes piano *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)
*spurs clanking*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 08:48 PM (II3Gr)
They hardly ever sleep, are paranoid, and see very well in the dark, quiet when they sneak up, and will $&@k yer day all up.
Canada Geese are pests, truth be told. Sky Carp.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 22, 2021 08:49 PM (pQrYJ)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 08:48 PM (uXonU)
shut up, Sandy!
(obligatory)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 08:49 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 08:49 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:49 PM (TuTYZ)
Posted by: Oldcat
ridens magna
Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius
hilarious maximus ...
Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 22, 2021 08:48 PM (okV1R)
rideat usque ad stillabunt
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 08:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 08:46 PM (cTCuP)
LOL. Oh, creeper.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 08:49 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2021 08:49 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 08:50 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 22, 2021 08:49 PM (pQrYJ)
Avian assholes. But they look so beautiful when flying.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 08:50 PM (x8Wzq)
Their written rulings, which should be scribbled in crayon, over serious arguments surrounding executive privilege or demands for restraint are basically the meanderings of 8 year olds that are presented with issues far, far over their heads.
Today some lower DC court judge DENIED Gen. Flynn's restraint on the J6 committee to subpoena him and NBC had that headline up on that retarded judge's verdict toot sweet right after, only to immediately pull it when this fuckwad's bosses, in emergency appeal, slapped his idiotic clown ass down. But it's too late - the clown show that is the DC circuit is in full embarrassing display, that is clear. It needs to be dissolved and cases moved elsewhere.
Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2021 08:50 PM (5iUNf)
if I make your day a little happier, that is my reward.
(please, please, ignore the times I am drinkin' and get pissy !)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 22, 2021 08:51 PM (IJMH4)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM
* TxMoMe Saloon goes quiet *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
*tumbleweed blows by*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 08:43 PM
Black cat walks in, looks around, walks out.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 08:51 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Ben Had
* TxMoMe Saloon goes quiet * Posted by: Duncanthrax
*tumbleweed blows by* Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.
*dog barks off in the distance* Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO
* The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain plays The Good, The Bad and The Ugly *
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLgJ7pk0X-s
Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 22, 2021 08:51 PM (okV1R)
seriously, why would you do that?!?!
Posted by: Appropriately Black Orchid at December 22, 2021 08:48 PM (j9HX3)
So you can charge more for a pup when you advertise the Bidens have one of your pups?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 22, 2021 08:51 PM (5g4gF)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2021 08:51 PM (+4oV5)
Does anyone have a link to the media super cut of kyle rittenhouse crossed state lines that was on the side bar a while ago?
I think it was a twitter thing... ?
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 22, 2021 08:52 PM (kYZAI)
Posted by: Appropriately Black Orchid
They made the breeder an offer he couldn't refuse.
This sure is a nice business yo got here. How about you gift a dog to the president. It might help keep bad things from happening, you know what I am talking about?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2021 08:52 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Appropriately Black Orchid at December 22, 2021 08:48 PM (j9HX3)
So you can charge more for a pup when you advertise the Bidens have one of your pups?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 22, 2021 08:51 PM (5g4gF)
I would never go to a breeder that so clearly hates their pups.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 08:52 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 08:51 PM (0OP+5)
hey, you know Scout! (my li'l kitteh - aka Jean Louise)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 08:52 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 08:51 PM (0OP+5)
Shot rings out, cat drops dead...
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 08:52 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 08:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:53 PM (TuTYZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2021 08:53 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 08:53 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:40 PM
* TxMoMe Saloon goes quiet *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
*tumbleweed blows by*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 08:43 PM (II3Gr)
*Somewhere a screen door bounces on its hinges.*
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 08:46 PM (axyOa)
*The weathervane squeaks as the wind shifts*
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 08:53 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 08:54 PM (rLD+U)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 08:53 PM (TuTYZ)
I first read that in Latin, translated from my older brother's Latin book.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 08:54 PM (eoQWY)
They hardly ever sleep, are paranoid, and see very well in the dark, quiet when they sneak up, and will $&@k yer day all up.
Canada Geese are pests, truth be told. Sky Carp.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 22, 2021 08:49 PM (pQrYJ) "
(some) Amish around here go full Guinea Hen ... nothing more obnoxious & noisy on this planet.
sky carp, lol !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 22, 2021 08:54 PM (IJMH4)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 08:53 PM (5p7BC)
*off in the distance, a coyote howls*
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 08:55 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
*tumbleweed blows by*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 08:43 PM (II3Gr)
*Somewhere a screen door bounces on its hinges.*
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 08:46 PM (axyOa)
*The weathervane squeaks as the wind shifts*
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 08:53 PM (5p7BC)
*Pea Eye helps the widder woman get the clothes of the line before the storm hits*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 08:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 08:56 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2021 08:56 PM (QU5/8)
But when she hates the Lord so much that we can't even send a Christmas card to her (triggering to her), I don't hold out much hope.
All I can do is pray for her while limiting contact, though I'll miss the grandbabies.
At this point, I'm focusing on my eldest daughter in Texas, who, thank God, is a believer.
Insom, you are a sweetie. Thank you.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 08:47 PM
Speak GOD's Word once, then it's the work of the Holy Spirit. But never cease praying.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 08:56 PM (0OP+5)
Canada Geese are pests, truth be told. Sky Carp.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 22, 2021 08:49 PM (pQrYJ) "
There is an old Roman tale of how the geese in the citadel of Rome, when occupied by the Gauls in 390 BC saved the city by calling out when a file of Gauls tried sneaking up a footpath to overrun the Romans.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 08:56 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 08:56 PM (aUP71)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 08:53 PM (V13WU)
*glares at Scout*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 08:56 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 08:43 PM (II3Gr)
*Somewhere a screen door bounces on its hinges.*
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 08:46 PM (axyOa)
*The weathervane squeaks as the wind shifts*
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 08:53 PM (5p7BC)
Across the fence a cow farts.
Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 08:56 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 22, 2021 08:56 PM (IJMH4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus
We need to work on the 2nd Act, but still way much better than Prometheus !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 22, 2021 08:58 PM (okV1R)
sky carp, lol !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,
Guinea and pea hens - best alarm system.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 08:58 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax -- *tumbleweed blows by*
Posted by: Insomniac
lol -- I have no idea what is going on, but I love the scriptwriters arranging the scene.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 08:58 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 08:58 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: klaftern at December 22, 2021 08:58 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 22, 2021 08:59 PM (IJMH4)
All I can do is pray for her while limiting contact, though I'll miss the grandbabies.
At this point, I'm focusing on my eldest daughter in Texas, who, thank God, is a believer.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth
SMH, I was nearly that bad in my 20s, possibly even my 30s. There is hope.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2021 08:59 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 08:59 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2021 08:59 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 08:58 PM (uXonU)
Peacocks are brutally noisy bastards. Probably taste good, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 08:59 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
is that your pet ? give it a new hair color
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 08:58 PM (V13WU)
She would look weird as a blonde.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 09:00 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 09:00 PM (rLD+U)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
*tumbleweed blows by*
Posted by: Insomniac
*Somewhere a screen door bounces on its hinges.*
Posted by: Diogenes
*The weathervane squeaks as the wind shifts*
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Obligatory: Wild West Hero
https://youtu.be/NgbBy9hmZjA
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 09:00 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 09:00 PM (TuTYZ)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 08:56 PM (aUP71),
*his hand drifts slowly to the tire iron stowed beneath the bar*
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 09:01 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:01 PM (llON8)
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 09:00 PM (rLD+U)
Word to the wise: metal stoves last a lot longer than wood stoves if you build a fire in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 09:02 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 09:02 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 08:53 PM (V13WU)
Black cats are awesome, I have two.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 09:02 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2021 09:02 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 08:55 PM
"I've been with lots of women."
"Yeah, but she could have been the love of your life."
"She is."
Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2021 09:02 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:01 PM (llON
Sun visor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 09:02 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:01 PM (llON
Helmet Visor.
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 09:03 PM (rLD+U)
What is that?
Posted by: Common Tater at December 22, 2021 09:03 PM (pQrYJ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
an ominous guitar chord plays
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:03 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:01 PM (llON
It's okay, you can say you're drunk. You're among friends.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 09:03 PM (qxz9B)
Watched a fun little movie -- "Bush Christmas".
Stop right there, you pervs. It's about a group of Australian kids who track a trio of horse thieves across the wilderness. They use cunning and bushcraft, and there's a touch of Home Alone craftiness.
What's really amazing is kids being allowed to go on adventures without supervision. They were remarkably self-sufficient. It's from 1947.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 09:03 PM (TuTYZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 22, 2021 09:04 PM (IJMH4)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 09:04 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:01 PM (llON
My servants usually block the sun for me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 09:04 PM (II3Gr)
Do the Math.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 09:04 PM (aUP71)
As she gazes into the ever darkening clouds she wonders if the joy in life has gone the way of that tumbleweed.
Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2021 09:04 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
If you are stuck in a house without AC in a hot summer as a mom, the last thing you want about is a mess of sweaty kids complaining. We got chased out right after breakfast and came back at dark most summer days.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 09:05 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 09:05 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:01 PM (llON
Visor?
The thing that never actually blocks the sun because the sun is shining through that portion of the windshield not covered by the visor?
Best I can offer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)
cigarette & key holder ...
Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 22, 2021 09:05 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2021 09:04 PM (gLRfa)
Oh, hey! Another McMurtry fan.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 09:06 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2021 09:02 PM (QU5/
"
no joke.
dogs are super amazing at detecting psycho / socio paths & reacting appropriately
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 22, 2021 09:06 PM (IJMH4)
As she gazes into the ever darkening clouds she wonders if the joy in life has gone the way of that tumbleweed.
Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2021 09:04 PM (gLRfa)
But, then!
She recognizes the new Marshal as the man who jilted her back in Philadelphia.
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 09:07 PM (rLD+U)
Water treatment system now installed at Schloss Hadrian. The hardness of the cold water fell immediately, the hot water side will take longer as the hot water tanks get purged of the old water in them. It's going to be nice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 09:07 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 09:08 PM (uXonU)
it's a sun shade ... but Gates will kill us all with his plan to block the sun from space.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:08 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: klaftern at December 22, 2021 09:09 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: RI Red
Jilted? Is that what you call it?
--- The New Marshal
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 09:09 PM (mD/uy)
Explored a lot of woods and down to the dam feeding into the Potomac.
This was out in Western Maryland.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 09:09 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 22, 2021 09:09 PM (IJMH4)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:08 PM (Cus5s)
Gates is like Monty Burns without the charm.
Fooking deutschbag.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 09:09 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 09:02 PM (eoQWY)
Also called Jaffar.
Think about it....
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 09:09 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 09:09 PM (TuTYZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I hope you went for the Whole House Brawndo System
Posted by: Miklos, living in Absurdistan at December 22, 2021 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 09:05 PM (0OP+5)
Most cats are genetically black, they just have other genes that add a striped pattern on top - tabbies, or white spotting for tuxie cats. I have one cat that has a recessive black gene cinnamon and is a tabby, so he's almost orange looking.
I've had a pair of grey / creme cats, but the grey is just a dilute on black. The creme or orange on calicos an torties is from a sex linked gene that replaces black "ink" with orange. At some point areas on the skin flip a coin to decide which gene to use, and if you have one of each the fur color follows.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 09:09 PM (eoQWY)
Just to stop those stupid saloon doors from creaking.
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 09:10 PM (rLD+U)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:10 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 22, 2021 09:10 PM (0X6/9)
Visor?
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 09:10 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 09:10 PM (TuTYZ)
https://tinyurl.com/bdec8r9j
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 09:10 PM (P3gRi)
And Mr. Sonny got shortened by a pair today. That's the reward the poor guy got for finishing his championship.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 09:11 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:10 PM (Cus5s)
Which we cannot collect becuz water laws.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)
Which we cannot collect becuz water laws.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)
_________
Hoarder
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 09:12 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:10 PM (Cus5s)
Which we cannot collect becuz water laws.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
You can in Free Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 09:13 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: klaftern at December 22, 2021 09:13 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: The People's Republic of Maryland at December 22, 2021 09:14 PM (c0EHG)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 08:46 PM (axyOa)
*The weathervane squeaks as the wind shifts*
Posted by: Dave in Fla
*quick shot of sun bleached longhorn skulls*
Posted by: Directed Miklos at December 22, 2021 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 09:11 PM (/U27+)
===
Been there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 09:15 PM (EZebt)
--- The New Marshal
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 09:09 PM (mD/uy)
Yeah, Tonypete, I can hardly keep up with those darn kids.
Jilted her? I barely knew her!
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 09:15 PM (rLD+U)
Stop right there, you pervs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 09:03 PM
Why would you jump to conclusion like that right off the bat?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 09:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 09:16 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2021 09:16 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:01 PM (llON
It's okay, you can say you're drunk. You're among friends.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 09:03 PM (qxz9B)
LOL
I wish I were drunk, that would explain some other things...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:16 PM (llON8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 09:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ben Had
* TxMoMe Saloon goes quiet *
*tumbleweed blows by*
*dog barks off in the distance*
*Porch boards creak under footsteps*
Posted by: boynsea at December 22, 2021 09:17 PM (sshap)
Stop right there, you pervs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She
I was a star back in the day.
Posted by: Francis X. Bushmas at December 22, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)
I considered that. It wouldn't be the strangest to happen this year.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 22, 2021 09:17 PM (0X6/9)
Posted by: Directed Miklos at December 22, 2021 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Can we at least get a scuttling scorpion for goodness sakes?
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 09:17 PM (rLD+U)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 09:15 PM (a3Q+t)
---
It's what *I'd* do!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
*quick shot of sun bleached longhorn skulls*
Posted by: Directed Miklos at December 22, 2021 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)
A shadow slowly falls across the skull. A man. Wearing a stetson, spurs softly jingling, he comes to a stop.
*in the distance, a hawk calls out*
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 09:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 09:19 PM (TuTYZ)
Can we at least get a scuttling scorpion for goodness sakes?
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 09:17 PM
or a slithering snake?
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2021 09:19 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, --You can in Free Texas."
yeah, and Arizona, or is it NM? So insane to claim they own the rain, especially in rainy Washington/Oregon (where I think they have those laws). Maybe it is about charging sewerage based on water usage ( since those services are used regardless of lower water usage), still pretty crazy. Government has mostly become an enemy.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:19 PM (Cus5s)
*Somewhere a screen door bounces on its hinges.*
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 08:46 PM (axyOa)
*The weathervane squeaks as the wind shifts*
Posted by: Dave in Fla
*quick shot of sun bleached longhorn skulls*
Posted by: Directed Miklos at December 22, 2021 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)
*dust cloud on horizon as Clanton gang approaches*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 09:19 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at December 22, 2021 09:20 PM (iQWEY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 09:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
They could launch Stacey Abrams, and have a natural moon, but I doubt it would shed much light.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 09:20 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 09:13 PM (uXonU)
Yep. We are working toward getting the fuck out of here. Funny thing, CO was conservative when we first moved here. Even the D senator said fuck it and switched parties. That was 20 plus years ago.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 09:20 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 09:15 PM (a3Q+t)
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It's what *I'd* do!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Hey Eris! Both my Polish hens are laying eggs now. Theirs are little white pointy eggs.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:20 PM (llON8)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 09:13 PM (uXonU)
-----
You can lead a horse to water...
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 09:20 PM (gsaS2)
Posted by: boynsea at December 22, 2021 09:20 PM (sshap)
Posted by: Directed Miklos
Can we at least get a scuttling scorpion for goodness sakes?
Posted by: RI Red
If we keep this up, there won't be any time left for dialog. Hmmmmm, you know, we could piece together a damn fine film like that.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 09:20 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 09:21 PM (rLD+U)
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 09:17 PM
We ain't got budget for effects like that.
But we do have qualified armorers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 09:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 09:21 PM (0OP+5)
Texas needs you
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 09:22 PM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 22, 2021 09:10 PM (0X6/9)
Same idea as the fish symbol - a signal with deniability
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 09:22 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 09:20 PM (mD/uy)
Film!!??
I thought we were trying to one up that chevy commercial?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 09:22 PM (axyOa)
Just for those who didn't get it.
Posted by: boynsea at December 22, 2021 09:22 PM (sshap)
Blue waffle. Google it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2021 09:23 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at December 22, 2021 09:23 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 09:11 PM (/U27+)
Ah. Marriage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 09:23 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2021 09:24 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 09:24 PM (TuTYZ)
Irrigation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)
*quick shot of sun bleached longhorn skulls*
A shadow slowly falls across the skull. A man. Wearing a stetson, spurs softly jingling, he comes to a stop.
*in the distance, a hawk calls out*
We have $50 million to put into this script, as long as you can tie it the water problems to global warming.
yours truly
US Government
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:25 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2021 09:24 PM (gLRfa)
Pea Eye wants the latinx SC Justice?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:25 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Ben Had
The Girls get tested.
By an expert retired Navy Doctor.
Posted by: The Miklos Bunny Ranch at December 22, 2021 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 09:25 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 09:21 PM (0OP+5)
Sounds like that mama cat liked howling and prowling!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 22, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2021 09:24 PM (gLRfa)
Hellooo, sailor!
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at December 22, 2021 09:25 PM (P3gRi)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2021 09:26 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 09:24 PM (TuTYZ)
Yup, I've been told that. Not saying by whom. For my health.
Posted by: RI Red - rLD+U at December 22, 2021 09:26 PM (rLD+U)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:20 PM (llON
---
You need this calendar:
https://tinyurl.com/yt4wtkf6
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 09:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 09:21 PM (0OP+5)
It is actually hard to prove a litter has separate father, as cat coat genetics are so diverse - the Siamese look is a single pair of genes that "bleach" out the coat color on warm areas like the body, less so on ears nose and tail. So a standard looking Siamese is genetically a solid dark black cat - the blue eyes and shading is all just a reflection on the heat sensitive mod on the coat.
longhair is a recessive, so mom must have at least one, and she has the siamese gene too, and tabby. The orange and black means just from her kittens could be both colors.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 09:27 PM (eoQWY)
Irrigation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
---------------
Saw it in Cotopaxi, it was running hard.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 09:27 PM (gsaS2)
*in the distance, a hawk calls out*
We have $50 million to put into this script, as long as you can tie it the water problems to global warming.
yours truly
US Government
Sounds of a 30.30 lever action being cycled
Posted by: boynsea at December 22, 2021 09:27 PM (sshap)
Posted by: Sherriff Pea Eye at December 22, 2021 09:27 PM (gjH3l)
Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2021 09:27 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 09:27 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 09:07 PM (/U27+)
Water heater was probably 60 feet from the master bath. Took forever to get hot water. Finally put in a tankless system. It is closer to the bath but farther away from the kitchen. Should have gotten two.
Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2021 09:28 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 09:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
Eris, that link redirects to a spam site or something?
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at December 22, 2021 09:28 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 09:28 PM (uXonU)
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klappbare auto-sonnenblende staffel gesicht veruchtignugen
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 09:28 PM (VxC1e)
I had a neighbor who was scared of my cats.
He drove a 150hp sport bike.
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2021 09:29 PM (FhXTo)
yours truly
US Government
"The thing...you know....the thing"
Posted by: Sheriff Joe, with his most memorable line, and unscripted at December 22, 2021 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at December 22, 2021 09:28 PM (P3gRi)
--
Chicken porn.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 09:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Sherriff Pea Eye at December 22, 2021 09:27 PM (gjH3l)
In the 'burbs. Drinking Chardonnay. Bitching about neighbors on Nextdoor.
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 09:30 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 09:30 PM (P3gRi)
lower orbits are faster, maybe it would only provide light for certain evening hours, or a series of satellites ... still only 5-10pm.
The low orbit internet satellites .. wasn't that a bunch of them, but they would not be geosynchronous, they would be constantly switching satellites. But since so much closer, could provide better service?
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:30 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2021 09:31 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at December 22, 2021 09:28 PM (P3gRi)
--
Chicken porn.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 09:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Free Range Cocks III
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 09:31 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 09:31 PM (gsaS2)
yours truly
US Government
"The thing...you know....the thing"
Posted by: Sheriff Joe, with his most memorable line, and unscripted at December 22, 2021 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)
You know...
the 10% for the Big Guy thing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 22, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:01 PM (llON
My servants usually block the sun for me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 09:04 PM (II3Gr)
------------------------
I block the sun for everyone!
Posted by: Mr. Burns at December 22, 2021 09:32 PM (CAJOC)
Oh Lord, deliver us from evil. Give me the strength to stand before this evil and have a firm hand on the right side of God, and all that is good in this world.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 09:32 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Miklos at Trailer Acres at December 22, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
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klappbare auto-sonnenblende staffel gesicht veruchtignugen
Posted by: Cicero
Flammenwerfer Farfromnuggin Eargensplittenloundenboomet.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 09:32 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 09:32 PM (eoQWY)
.....
You need this calendar:
https://tinyurl.com/yt4wtkf6
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 09:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
HA!
The June hen looks like one of hogmartin's little freeloaders, and the roo is how my little bantam guy acts.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:32 PM (llON8)
That's good for 10 mill. Name that show.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 09:33 PM (TuTYZ)
Posted by: The Moody Blues at December 22, 2021 09:33 PM (c0EHG)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:30 PM (Cus5s)
And with proper "instrumentation" they could be directed to fall to earth almost anywhere without warning...
Nah, that's crazy talk!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 22, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Miklos at Trailer Acres at December 22, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Trout fishing jazz musicians have hip widders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 09:34 PM (P3gRi)
an old high school reunion book listed me as widow cleaner business (instead of window cleaner) ... an option I am still considering .. as a volunteer service of course.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:34 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 09:34 PM (KAi1n)
I had a neighbor who was scared of my cats.
He drove a 150hp sport bike.
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2021 09:29 PM
I am scared of clowns. People threatening to kill me, not so much. But clowns? Whoa.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams
Chicken porn.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Free Range Cocks III
Posted by: Insomniac
Brown Eggs IV
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 09:35 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 09:35 PM (V13WU)
That's good for 10 mill. Name that show.
Posted by: Ben Had
Yellowstone.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 09:36 PM (uXonU)
That's good for 10 mill. Name that show.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 09:33 PM (TuTYZ)
Vegas?
Posted by: TC at December 22, 2021 09:36 PM (klu83)
Posted by: Miklos at Trailer Acres at December 22, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Hell yeah. Two shitters even.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Iris at December 22, 2021 09:36 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 09:36 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I saw Little Freeloaders open for MeatLab at the Cow Palace
Posted by: Miklos not making this up at December 22, 2021 09:37 PM (QzkSJ)
That's good for 10 mill. Name that show.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 09:33 PM (TuTYZ)
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Arizona
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 09:37 PM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Told there would be no math at December 22, 2021 09:37 PM (c0EHG)
Just told him it was a forum for those on the right politically.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 22, 2021 09:38 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 09:32 PM (llON
Weird. I clicked on again, and hit "stop" as it started to load, and then "reload", and I got the Amazon page with the chicken calendar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 09:38 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 09:31 PM (gsaS2)
Best invest in a good drain system there. Once in an apartment the upstairs apartment water tank burst and soaked all the walls and my floor.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 09:38 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: rickb223
Try getting an OEM replacement
Posted by: Fahrfigmiklosnugen at December 22, 2021 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 09:36 PM (5HBd1)
So wood in the box gets your wood in her box. Has a certain symmetry to it that I find appealing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 09:38 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Betty at December 22, 2021 09:39 PM (/QabR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 09:39 PM (5HBd1)
Save for one solitary 1/8th in. white spot directly atop her head, and the occasionally occurring lone white eyebrow whisker over her left eye.
Come the cold evening, she grows fully addicted to sleeping on a heating pad set to "low". Her name is "Bonnie", which is short for "Bonnie Wee Lass", which, she is!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2021 09:39 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
Mimes, They're planning something. When they get out of the box the are dangerous.
Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2021 09:40 PM (AmoqO)
I learned that today is an official state holiday in Louisiana. It's called Louisiana Fender Bender Day and people celebrate by getting into accidents or by having breakdowns resulting in either lengthy slowdowns or just shutting down the interstate!
Posted by: Robert's motto today has been, "Fuck My Life" at December 22, 2021 09:40 PM (VJXJW)
Posted by: Miklos at Trailer Acres at December 22, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Hell yeah. Two shitters even.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Yes, but the one's outside.
We refer to it as the Summer Palace.
Posted by: Miklos, at least it's all almost paid for at December 22, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Best invest in a good drain system there. Once in an apartment the upstairs apartment water tank burst and soaked all the walls and my floor.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2021 09:38 PM (eoQWY)
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Yeah, it sat in a deep drain pan that had an overflow line into the sewer system.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 09:40 PM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Miklos at Trailer Acres at December 22, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Hell yeah. Two shitters even.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Shitter's full!
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 22, 2021 09:41 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 09:42 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: klaftern at December 22, 2021 09:42 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Told there would be no math at December 22, 2021 09:37 PM (c0EHG)
You mean here's average right?
Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2021 09:42 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 09:35 PM (V13WU)
Clowns.
I know that this is a thing that people like to say because clowns are ridiculous, and it's clever and so forth. But clowns are scary. What are they hiding beneath that makeup? And yes, I include Gene and Paul.
Ace is cool. He's cool. Peter? Even Gene and Paul hate him, so he don't count.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 09:43 PM (x8Wzq)
Just told him it was a forum for those on the right politically.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 22, 2021 09:38 PM (YglAn)
And puns. Did you mention the puns?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 09:43 PM (axyOa)
Just told him it was a forum for those on the right politically.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 22, 2021 09:38 PM (YglAn)
You should have said, "AoS is for closers."
Posted by: Robert's motto today has been, at December 22, 2021 09:43 PM (nSKy4)
bwah hahahahahah
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 09:43 PM (gsaS2)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 22, 2021 09:38 PM (YglAn)
I tell my wife it is current events, recipes, fart jokes and books
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 09:44 PM (ZMraq)
... Ben?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 09:46 PM (gsaS2)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 22, 2021 09:38 PM (YglAn)
And puns. Did you mention the puns?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 09:43 PM (axyOa)
Did you mention that the host is an Ewok, and has crocs, and a vespa, and a totally masculine messenger bag?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 09:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Kindltot
And booze.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 09:46 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Chico Marx at December 22, 2021 09:46 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 22, 2021 09:38 PM (YglAn)
I tell my wife it is current events, recipes, fart jokes and books
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 09:44 PM (ZMraq)
Ixnay on the Ewbsbay.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 09:47 PM (axyOa)
below average What? income, intelligence, temperature, height, altitude?
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:47 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Kindltot
recipe book and fart events
Posted by: Miklos, summarily at December 22, 2021 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 09:47 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 22, 2021 09:47 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 22, 2021 09:47 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:47 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 22, 2021 09:47 PM (YglAn)
*nods
I get it ...the art thread ....
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2021 09:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 09:49 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 22, 2021 09:47 PM (YglAn)
*nods
I get it ...the art thread ....
Posted by: runner
Yep.
BUSTED
Posted by: Miklos, on the average of the median at December 22, 2021 09:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Chico Marx at December 22, 2021 09:46 PM (ZMraq
That's the $64 dollar question.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 09:51 PM (axyOa)
Just a bit of advice. When you order boudin balls? Be very careful not to ask for ben-wha balls. Especially at a truck stop.
Night.
Posted by: Robert's timeless wit and wisdom at December 22, 2021 09:52 PM (B6KrI)
Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2021 09:53 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 22, 2021 09:54 PM (rDgjh)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at December 22, 2021 09:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Questions asked before the ONT in between minutes ... no need to answer ... comments disappear into the ethernet.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 09:55 PM (Cus5s)
and limericks. And punning competitions.
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2021 09:55 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 22, 2021 09:54 PM (rDgjh)
oh you mean during overnight construction hours ?
Posted by: crockpot stew at December 22, 2021 09:56 PM (oSX/P)
Hit LA at 2:30AM going from San Jose to San Diego in June 1982. Got caught in a traffic jam.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 22, 2021 09:56 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Elrond at December 22, 2021 09:58 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Disco Duck at December 22, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 09:58 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 10:01 PM (TuTYZ)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 22, 2021 09:54 PM (rDgjh)
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The only way to glide through LA on the i-10 is to pick up the 210 go around LA.
This is a PSA brought to by someone who made the mistake of trying make it easy on himself using the 10 to get to the 5.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 22, 2021 10:01 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2021 10:02 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Bats eyelashes at December 22, 2021 10:02 PM (c0EHG)
How's tricks?
We're barely getting settled into our new abode and getting ready to cross back over into enemy territory.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 22, 2021 10:02 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2021 10:07 PM (TuTYZ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 22, 2021 10:10 PM (5pTK/)
As AOP stated, way earlier. Ignore the others, they are leading you astray...
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at December 22, 2021 11:07 PM (9k8AO)
Posted by: dartist at December 22, 2021 07:43 PM (+ya+t)
Non-native English speakers.
Ente! (German)
Canard! (French)
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