Juicy: Three Years of Race-Baiting Lies With Eager Media Collaboration

From Old Leather Hat Guy/@see_want2. I literally LOL'd.

As I thought, the big delay in reading the verdict was caused by Superstar Juicy blowing off the judge's orders and being late for the reading of the verdict.

RedState notes the prosecutor later said that Juicy compounded his original lies by lying on the stand about them, which, theoretically, means he could face a perjury charge. (Though he won't.)

But his lies on the stand will cost him. Dearly. In the sentencing phase, the judge will be looking for Juicy to show remorse for his crime when he stands for sentencing. But Juicy just took the stand and perjured himself for like eight hours in a row.

What is Juicy going to do now? Is he going to say, disregard my eight hours of lying, I'm totally sorry about what I did?

No, he's going to have to double down and lie more to the judge's face, in the face of the overwhelming evidence against him.

Who knows, Juicy might have just lied his way from easy-peasy probation and community service into six months in jail.

Here's NBC's lunatic take:

I'm going to refer to MSNBC as NBC. I know NBC tries to pretend there's some distance between them and their Animal House brand, but they're the same network.

Note that the blame for people being skeptical of hate crime stories doesn't lie with those making up hate crime hoaxes. No, it falls on the jury for correctly determining the hate crime hoax was a hoax.

CNN's big headline is that Juicy was convicted on "some charges." In other words, the big takeaway is that he was partly acquitted.

On one out of six charges.

Kind of a push, as they say in Vegas.

CNN's Deplatforming Nazi Oliver Darcy decided the Big Media Story here was not that the leftwing media pushed this hoax out to the country to stoke further racial hatred over a crude and obvious lie, but that... "rightwing media" noticed them doing it.

Flashback: Don Lemon "reporting" on the man he had an "emotional" attachment to -- and who he used his journalistic resources on behalf of, warning him that the cops did not believe his story, which spurred Smollett to stop cooperating with them -- after Smollett was charged with filing a false claim. Watch the first minute.

How is this nasty lying sexually-assaulting imbecilic clown still on the air?

Lemon is now scrambling like the rat he is:

Don Lemon turned on his old pal Jussie Smollett hours after his conviction for faking a hate crime - but continued to avoid claims he'd offered the actor inside information about the police probe into his claims.
Speaking hours after Smollett was convicted of faking a racist and homophobic hate crime, Lemon said: 'He had to make up too many lies as to why he didn't want to do certain things,' said Lemon on Thursday night.
'To cover. Like another lie - and I guess he got caught up in that because he took the stand himself.

He says that the problem here is that Jussie's lie makes it harder for people to believe real hate crime claims.

Not a word about ginning up hatred about white people.

White Lives literally do not matter. They're quite serious on this point. This is not just rhetoric; they mean it.

Libs of Tik Tok put together this collage of leftwing politicians and media figures spreading Juicy's lies.

Free Beacon also rounded up the quotes from the stupidest people in the country -- Democrats and Media Democrats.

Flashback to Juicy attempting to Position Himself For Success as a Potential Gay Action Movie Star, beating up MAGA Thugs:

Speaking of Positioning for Success:

Now, how obvious is it in the below clip that Kumala's staffers have Failed to Prepare Her for Success? It seems pretty obvious that Kumala has no idea that Jussie has been accused of faking the hate crime; in fact, Kumala seems unaware that a tweet even went out under her name complaining of a modern-day lynching.

She seems utterly lost.

I blame her staff, and the White Men who Fail to Position Her For Success.

Hey @KamalaHarris, do you still stand by your Jussie Smollett tweet?

Do you still consider what happened "a modern day lynching?" pic.twitter.com/X8XJOOxBFO
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) December 9, 2021

Of course, the nasty old r@pist also had a tweet issued in his name, which the media will never, ever ask him about.

This was a gem:

I’ll never get over Smollett telling Robin Roberts, “I will never be the man that this did not happen to.”

💀💀💀

pic.twitter.com/mdANCHULhX
— Kylee Zempel (@kyleezempel) December 10, 2021

Good news, Juicy! It turns out that you are the man "this never happened to!"

Robin Roberts is the highest-paid person at ABCNews. Worth every penny.

It's not a major news story until Tater thoroughly shames his family:

Cool. Were you there that night? Smollett's camp says he was the victim of a hate crime. The police dispute that. There isn't video of the alleged attack. Thus, we may never know what really happened.
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) March 26, 2019

A comic, Joe DeVito, on Gutfeld makes a funny point, about Juicy being a very poor casting director: "Could he have casted bigger, blacker guys as his 'white racists'? Were Shaquille O'Neal and Karl Malone unavailable?"

Posted by: Ace at 12:15 PM

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1 So? Read all the content. Rookie move.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 12:15 PM (wAnMi)

2 And I still got a foist? WTF?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 12:15 PM (wAnMi)

3 Kamala actually used the 'warmest, bravest, kindest' formulation?!

Really?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2021 12:16 PM (csEWM)

4 Nooderated downstairs

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 12:16 PM (wAnMi)

5 He is really gonna fit in well in a Prison enviornment.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 12:16 PM (tmNnT)

6 I'm 0-2 on these this year. I expected a hung jury for both Rittenhouse and Smollett, with distant options for conviction in the former and acquittal in the latter.

This one is even more surprising than Rittenhouse. There's no way I would have wagered that a Chicago jury would convict Smollett of anything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:16 PM (DU+/6)

7 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 10, 2021 12:17 PM (8D42x)

8 OM writes a pretty damn good rant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 10, 2021 12:17 PM (u82oZ)

9 That bottom mashup picture is just wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2021 12:17 PM (csEWM)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Ok, so here's the thing. We all suspect that Juicy will have to pick up garbage or read to kids wearing a dress, worst case. But what about the "if he was black" narrative? Is it possible they give him just a tiny bit of time so they can still use that card?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 12:17 PM (wAnMi)

12 What about Fox, Harris, and Michael O?

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 10, 2021 12:18 PM (GYllL)

13 Ace

I want reparations from the media for the hate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 10, 2021 12:18 PM (u82oZ)

14 Seen on Twitter: "Hey Jussie, don't beat yourself up too much about this verdict."

also, a recreation of the attack:

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1469090874306928641

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:18 PM (trdmm)

15 Now, how obvious is it in the below clip that Kumala's staffers have Failed to Prepare Her for Success? It seems pretty obvious that Kumala has no idea that Jussie has been accused of faking the hate crime; in fact, Kumala seems unaware that a tweet even went out under her name complaining of a modern-day lynching.

She seems utterly lost.
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Bullshit. She's not lost. Like Smollett, she's lying. I strongly suspect she helped orchestrate the response (if not the event itself) to gin up a race riot. it failed because the hoax was way too obvious, but she was in this thing up to her ears. She knows. She's lying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:20 PM (DU+/6)

16 When does the sentencing occur?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 12:20 PM (IN3jG)

17 Bee story is hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 12:20 PM (tmNnT)

18 Smullet looks cool in his mirrored aviator sunglasses and Jerry Curl w/ activator.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad at December 10, 2021 12:20 PM (4I/2K)

19 Juicy Smolyay is an idiot but, by contrast, he is a towering intellect compared to Kumswallow Harris.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 10, 2021 12:20 PM (flINI)

20 It's funny that a racial hate crime hoax is itself a racial hate crime.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2021 12:20 PM (lDew/)

21
You're disrespecting his reality!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2021 12:21 PM (/U27+)

22 Nice little political op ya got there...
I would be, ya know, a SHAME if something were to HAPPEN to it...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 10, 2021 12:21 PM (jTmQV)

23 Kumala was in on this. Her Anti-Lynching Bill was on simmer when this occured.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 12:21 PM (tmNnT)

24 CNN's Deplatforming Nazi Oliver Darcy decided the Big Media Story here was not that the leftwing media pushed this hoax out to the country to stoke further racial hatred over a crude and obvious lie, but that... "rightwing media" noticed them doing it.
++++
Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else ... noticed?
You don't need double talk! You need Bob Loblaw!
https://youtu.be/mwWAsNZTnug

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:21 PM (DU+/6)

25 Damn that's a lot of content!

Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2021 12:21 PM (OssQ4)

26 Unreal opinion column today from CIA spokesperson David Ignatius, in the WaPo.

In it, he blames Donald Trump for Putin invading Ukraine.

With all the corrupt Bidens to look at, and all the now-known payments from Putin friends as well as Ukrainians to various Bidens, Ignatius (and CIA) is holding PDJT responsible for the invasion that hasn't yet happened. These CIA idiots want America to go to war over this delusion.

Ignatius really needs serious mental help, obviously. Most of all, though, the entire IC praetorian guard needs to be jailed, before they do even worse damage to reason and the world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2021 12:21 PM (aWoBQ)

27
*I don't want to comment on old threads*

I just want to read them.

But I can no longer access the comment threads on old posts. Why??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 10, 2021 12:21 PM (DvYfj)

28 My guess is he will do three months community service or something like that. What does the horde say?

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2021 12:22 PM (88xKn)

29 I'm shocked this cocksucker was actually convicted. I mean, he was guilty as fuck and only a total moron ever believed his obviously bullshit story. But I still thought the jury would let him off. And remember, that fugly corrupt pig Kim Foxx originally let him walk. So that's two verdicts in only a few weeks (Rittenhouse and Juicy) that surprised me. Both were undoubtedly correct. I disagreed with the Arbrey verdict, but that was a closer call.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 10, 2021 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

30 Republicans...................................POUNCE!!!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 10, 2021 12:22 PM (007cV)

31
Sodomites hardest hit. Subway stock goes up on news that their sandwich didn't assault anyone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2021 12:22 PM (/U27+)

32 >>>
Thanks, Ace!
Posted by: Taqiyyologis

thank you. How are things now?

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2021 12:22 PM (0G13K)

33 He says that the problem here is that Jussie's lie makes it harder for people to believe real hate crime claims.
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They need a better lobby and more control of the narrative, then. Anyone who says this *exact* same thing about fake sex crimes and rape gets immediately accused of hateful misogyny and reminded to #believeWomen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:22 PM (DU+/6)

34 Flashback: Don Lemon "reporting" on the man he had an "emotional" attachment to

So, they're calling it an "emotional attachment" now? Shoving your cock in another man's ass?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

35 >>It's funny that a racial hate crime hoax is itself a racial hate crime.

So Meta.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 12:22 PM (tmNnT)

36 "...in fact, Kumala seems unaware that a tweet even went out under her name complaining of a modern-day lynching.
She seems utterly lost.
I blame her staff, and the White Men who Fail to Position Her For Success."

I was, uh, so inspired by Joe's natural leadership (insane, nervous giggle), that I followed his lead! Confused and clueless is the new mark of competence!

Posted by: Kamala "Anything Goes" Harris at December 10, 2021 12:23 PM (JCZqz)

37 >>>But I can no longer access the comment threads on old posts. Why??

i think because people would comment on them and then get banned and it would be a whole thing where then we'd have to unban them

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2021 12:23 PM (0G13K)

38 This one is even more surprising than Rittenhouse. There's no way I would have wagered that a Chicago jury would convict Smollett of anything.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:16 PM (DU+/6)

We're starting to win the small battles, aren't we? Completely different feel now than in 2018 - 2020, when we were losing all the small ones.

You gotta win the small ones before you can win the Big One.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:23 PM (trdmm)

39

He is really gonna fit in well in a Prison enviornment.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 12:16 PM (tmNnT)

If he ever actually spends any time in jail how does that equal punishment? He'll be tailor fit for it.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 12:23 PM (dQvv7)

40 Free Juicy!!! He's like the son we all have! Wait, wut? *hic* Stay safe, Juicy.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at December 10, 2021 12:23 PM (Xrfse)

41 But I can no longer access the comment threads on old posts. Why??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 10, 2021 12:21 PM (DvYfj)

I think pixy did that on posts old enough to ban you if you comment on them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2021 12:23 PM (csEWM)

42 She seems utterly lost.
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Bullshit. She's not lost. Like Smollett, she's lying.

Correct. She's just not smart enough to do it well or on the fly. You could hear the mental gears grinding and see smoke coming out of her ears.

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2021 12:23 PM (ZsR3z)

43 Ah, so *that's* why everybody was leaving...

Posted by: Kamala's Remaining Staffers at December 10, 2021 12:23 PM (AytXr)

44 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 10, 2021 12:24 PM (vuisn)

45 He is really gonna fit in well in a Prison enviornment.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 12:16 PM

I think it's more like the prison environment is going to fit into him really well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2021 12:24 PM (m+jkK)

46 Jussie Smollett can rest easy now that his attacker has been found guilty.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 10, 2021 12:24 PM (N39Ws)

47 And then when there's actual "hate" crimes, against say, white people for being white, or Trump supporters for supporting a President?

Andy Ngo
Update: Emilio Deleon pleaded guilty to third-degree assault in the brutal attack on Daniel Jones. He was only sentenced to probation. The other teen who kicked Jones in the mouth when he was unconscious at a #BLM Portland protest has a sealed case that was closed this year.

This guy, laying out cold, bleeding as these guys try to finish him off - and one gets essentially what would have been a sentence from a lenient judge on a shoplifter 30 years ago. Yeah, awesome.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 12:24 PM (wAnMi)

48 The Smollet case made it harder for victims of hate crime because he lied.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 12:24 PM (eGTCV)

49 My guess is he will do three months community service or something like that. What does the horde say?
Posted by: dantesed

Time served.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM (uXonU)

50 Need some ideas for a "Prison Gift Box" for Juicy to get over the Christmas holiday.

He'll obviously need some KY lube, at least at first. Maybe a how-to guide on prison sex etiquette too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM (BFigT)

51 45 He is really gonna fit in well in a Prison enviornment.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 12:16 PM

I think it's more like the prison environment is going to fit into him really well.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2021 12:24 PM (m+jkK)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM (N39Ws)

52 >>>

I think it's more like the prison environment is going to fit into him really well.

you did that reverseroo kind of joke right there

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM (0G13K)

53 Should be interesting WH briefing today. I anticipate all reporters except for Doocy, to ignore Jussie verdict.

I'm sure Psaki has a bs response Doocy's first question on it and just hoping he has pointed follow ups.

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM (G0vdT)

54 Ignatius really needs serious mental help, obviously. Most of all, though, the entire IC praetorian guard needs to be jailed, before they do even worse damage to reason and the world.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2021 12:21 PM (aWoBQ)

naah, I wouldn't even give him the credit of being mentally ill - Ignatius is just a squawking Parrot in a Cage, who squawks out whatever his Masters tell him to squawk out when they feel like it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM (trdmm)

55 >>I think it's more like the prison environment is going to fit into him really well.

I bet he cuts all of the rope off his soap.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM (tmNnT)

56
But I need to read all my funny 'ments from the past!!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM (DvYfj)

57
Correct. She's just not smart enough to do it well or on the fly. You could hear the mental gears grinding and see smoke coming out of her ears.
Posted by: pep at December 10, 2021 12:23 PM (ZsR3z)

_________

Thinking fast is an overrated skill limited to a few situations. Trial lawyer is one. Politics is another.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM (/U27+)

58 Will ABC and Robin be dumb enough to do a post-verdict but pre-sentencing scripted "sit-down" like the first one.

In which Juicy lies, claims inequity, white-supremacy, and Robin says, again, "That's beautiful, Jussie!"

Two chocolate twinks living in alternative universe.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 10, 2021 12:26 PM (KiBMU)

59 I've known a couple of judges.

Having a defendant showing up an hour late to hear the verdict would not please them, to put it mildly.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2021 12:26 PM (I2/tG)

60 Ah, so *that's* why everybody was leaving...
Posted by: Kamala's Remaining Staffers at December 10, 2021 12:23 PM (AytXr)
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Have a seat, Kammie Baby. It's time to drop some knowledge on you.

Your staff are Democrat Party professional staffers and operatives. You lie. They lie. Both you and they know that both parties lie. Lying is not the problem. You all do it and you all know it. You're all a bunch of dishonest crooks. If dishonest crookery were a problem for any of you, none of you would be in your current positions.

No, Kammie. They're not leaving because if this. They're leaving because your a supercharged hyper-scrunt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:26 PM (DU+/6)

61 Yeah but Karl Malone is just is just a fay white guy dressed as a black guy. Or did that not happen?

Posted by: Mishdog at December 10, 2021 12:26 PM (EjmW1)

62 Every single liberal in the media or a position of power immediately bought the lie because it reflects their racist, hateful ideology. Many of them tried to get the charges dropped because it would expose them both as loathsome racists and dupes. That's what the Foxx incident was all about. They didn't want this to go to trial. They wanted to keep a divisive, racist hoax alive because it comports with their worldview. Just think about how sad that is. That our nation isn't this cesspool of racist hate, so they have to fake incidents and spread lies to try and change that. Pathetic.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2021 12:26 PM (ERcy3)

63 The Smollet case made it harder for victims of hate crime because he lied.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 12:24 PM (eGTCV)

***

99.985398 % of reported hate crimes are hoaxes

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 10, 2021 12:26 PM (flINI)

64 also, a recreation of the attack:

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1469090874306928641
Posted by: Tom Servo

Note to SNL: this is how to do comedy. Priceless.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2021 12:27 PM (OssQ4)

65 55 >>I think it's more like the prison environment is going to fit into him really well.

I bet he cuts all of the rope off his soap.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM (tmNnT)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2021 12:27 PM (csEWM)

66 46 Jussie Smollett can rest easy now that his attacker has been found guilty.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 10, 2021 12:24 PM (N39Ws)

But Cruelty! Jussie is going to have to share a jail cell with his attacker!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:27 PM (trdmm)

67 >>>No, Kammie. They're not leaving because if this. They're leaving because your a supercharged hyper-scrunt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

The chick makes Hillary look like Shirley Temple.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 10, 2021 12:27 PM (bkUtD)

68 "I'm going to refer to MSNBC as NBC. I know NBC tries to pretend there's some distance between them and their Animal House brand, but they're the same network."

This was always a fiction, but it was exposed after Brian Williams showed up on MSNBC after his six-month suspension. He was never 'hired' by MSNBC, he just showed up there all of a sudden.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2021 12:27 PM (9alkU)

69 We're starting to win the small battles, aren't we? Completely different feel now than in 2018 - 2020, when we were losing all the small ones.

You gotta win the small ones before you can win the Big One.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Two skirmishes does not a battle won make.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2021 12:27 PM (uXonU)

70 But I can no longer access the comment threads on old posts. Why??
Posted by: Soothsayer

You need to take the old post number and pop it in to the current URL scheme:

acecomments.mu.nu/?post=

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2021 12:27 PM (AytXr)

71 Thanks for burying the Subway story about me, Jussie!

Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at December 10, 2021 12:27 PM (B+qrE)

72 "I'm going to refer to MSNBC as NBC. I know NBC"

or "Ms.NBC" ... they're married and in bed, but the Ms. side pretends she is autonomous, as she relies on the Big Network for support for her frivolous leftist diatribes.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2021 12:28 PM (Cus5s)

73 Thinking fast is an overrated skill limited to a few situations. Trial lawyer is one. Politics is another.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM (/U27+)

Her answer to why she hasn't visit the Mexican border is a prime example of that.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2021 12:28 PM (88xKn)

74 Try again with different brackets:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=[post number goes here]

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2021 12:28 PM (AytXr)

75 Not sure what would be more delicious to watch:

1) the media melt down and demented rage stroking if Trump decides not to run in 2024
2) the media melt down and demented rage stroking if Trumps decides to run and wins

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2021 12:29 PM (5iUNf)

76
MSNBC is the minor leagues for the media.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2021 12:29 PM (/U27+)

77 You gotta win the small ones before you can win the Big One.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:23 PM (trdmm)

I'll take a win no matter how small. In a weird way, this isn't really small, considering the national attention and the screams coming from those idiots. Where are they all today?

Is Colbert going to do any jokes about it? Kibble? I mean, they got a solid month out of it before. Isn't it funny any longer?

Do they ever, ever admit to being wrong - or just hope it gets memory holed as soon as possible so they can move to the next outrage? I'd be happy if this guy gets any time at all, it's nice to think it might be possible. Too bad we've seen the Chicago DA in action.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 12:29 PM (wAnMi)

78 67 >>>No, Kammie. They're not leaving because if this. They're leaving because your a supercharged hyper-scrunt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

The chick makes Hillary look like Shirley Temple.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 10, 2021 12:27 PM (bkUtD)
--------------------------

You know, now that I think about it, maybe that's the goal? That when 2024 comes around, Kumswalla is so hated even by her own party that they see a slobbering shart-dripping psychopath who smells like booze and shit as their best candidate?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 10, 2021 12:29 PM (lNHqD)

79 Two skirmishes does not a battle won make.

You aren't the morale officer where you work, are you.

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2021 12:29 PM (ZsR3z)

80 59 I've known a couple of judges.

Having a defendant showing up an hour late to hear the verdict would not please them, to put it mildly.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2021 12:26 PM (I2/tG)

This plus a lot of other things make me suspect that Jussie really will get a jail sentence - he and his lawyers have done everything they can to make everyone hate them at every step of the way. Jussie's lawyer asked for a mistrial because she said the Judge "Lunged" at her, something else that No Other Person in the packed courtroom saw.

Going out of your way to personally antagonize the Judge is NOT the way to stay out of jail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:29 PM (trdmm)

81 Truth is irrelevant to the media.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 12:29 PM (eGTCV)

82 No, Kammie. They're not leaving because if this. They're leaving because your a supercharged hyper-scrunt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:26 PM

To shamelessly steal a quote, a 220 volt A/C cordless See U Next Tuesday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2021 12:29 PM (m+jkK)

83 What a dope Robin Roberts is. Yeah, "beautiful", you melodramatic, brainless twit.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2021 12:30 PM (ERcy3)

84 also, a recreation of the attack:

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1469090874306928641
Posted by: Tom Servo

OMG......It is amazing that every enactment of white racist somehow develops a Texas accent. LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

85 Another important point: it was only Juicy's pathological arrogance and narcissism that kept the story alive after that fugly pig Kim Foxx let him walk. Had he just kept his mouth shut and laid low for a while, he would never have faced any more charges. But he couldn't shut up about the fake attack, kept sticking it in everyone's faces (including the police), and all but dared anyone to challenge him on it. There's this saying about not tempting fate ....

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 10, 2021 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

86 Guys we are missing the larger point here.

With Juicy and his attacker charged, now gay, semi-famous black dudes just tryna get some subway at 2AM in subzero Chicago can do so without fear of attack.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 10, 2021 12:30 PM (9FJfr)

87 How are things now?
Posted by: ace

Good, thanks. My mom came back from the hospital at around 1:30 AM, her confusion was caused by a urinary tract infection. They gave her IVs of antibiotics and saline, and a prescription for more antibiotics. Was a pretty scary few hours.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2021 12:31 PM (OssQ4)

88 >>>Thanks for burying the Subway story about me, Jussie!

Same!

Posted by: Jared Fogle at December 10, 2021 12:31 PM (HmZuC)

89 Biden can't find his ass with both hands, a map and a flashlight. But he's "with you Jussie". Yessiree, just as soon as he figures out who the hell you are and what you look like. Dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2021 12:31 PM (ERcy3)

90 Not sure what would be more delicious to watch:

1) the media melt down and demented rage stroking if Trump decides not to run in 2024
2) the media melt down and demented rage stroking if Trumps decides to run and wins
Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2021 12:29 PM (5iUNf)

2. If it's (1) then they'll gleefully claim that Trump was too scared to run again.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 10, 2021 12:31 PM (wmDcS)

91 With Juicy and his attacker charged, now gay, semi-famous black dudes just tryna get some subway at 2AM in subzero Chicago can do so without fear of attack.

What about the omnipresent threat of garage door pulls?

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2021 12:32 PM (ZsR3z)

92 71 Thanks for burying the Subway story about me, Jussie!
Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at December 10, 2021 12:27 PM (B+qrE)

He'll be burying foot-longs soon enough.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 10, 2021 12:32 PM (N39Ws)

93 you melodramatic, brainless twit.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2021 12:30 PM

Um...I'd like to buy a vowel there, Marcus.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2021 12:32 PM (m+jkK)

94 Pleasantly surprised that a Chicago jury (of all venues) was fact-based enough for the verdicts.

For fun, I remember some sports commenter who could not stop laughing about Juicy writing checks. I think he was basketball (considering the season), but I don't remember the show.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2021 12:32 PM (MIKMs)

95
What a dope Robin Roberts is.

________

Guy's in the Hall of Fame and was president of a seafood company.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2021 12:32 PM (/U27+)

96 Good, thanks. My mom came back from the hospital at around 1:30 AM, her confusion was caused by a urinary tract infection. They gave her IVs of antibiotics and saline, and a prescription for more antibiotics. Was a pretty scary few hours.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2021 12:31 PM (OssQ4)

Awesome! Was just about to ask. I think a couple of morons had it pegged. It doesn't take much when you get older. Hope you get some sleep tonight!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 12:32 PM (wAnMi)

97 He'll be burying foot-longs soon enough.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 10, 2021 12:32 PM

"Yeah."

Posted by: Even Bigger Black Guy at December 10, 2021 12:32 PM (m+jkK)

98 Smollett fatigue has sent in.

Posted by: Ziba at December 10, 2021 12:33 PM (S1hrL)

99 Two skirmishes does not a battle won make.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2021 12:27 PM (uXonU)

Coming Hits:

Mississippi abortion law
Maine School Voucher Law
Death of the BBB bill
Death of Biden Mandates

and none of these even factor in the coming surrender in Ukraine, surrender in Taiwan, skyrocketing inflation, accelerating energy crisis. Just for starters.

2022 is gonna be LIT.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:33 PM (trdmm)

100 Every single word ever uttered on MSNBC has been a lie?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (eGTCV)

101 "Now, how obvious is it in the below clip that Kumala's staffers have Failed to Prepare Her for Success?"

I always positioned Kamala to suck seed.

Posted by: Willie Brown at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (wUHYj)

102 I expect that some Black guy will attack an old Asian man or woman, quickly to be followe4d by more public service announcements about 'stopping the hate'

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (Ynyl9)

103
Flashback: Don Lemon "reporting" on the man he had an "emotional" attachment to

Time for an emotional rescue.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (63Dwl)

104 The bigger picture is that a large group of leaders need to actually say "structural racism is bullsh*t."

There is NO SUCH THING in the modern US that represents any appreciable barrier to success or the fruits of our society. It's the refusal to state (or argue) for this actual truth that gets us in convoluted positions and gives the race hoaxers, hucksters and manipulators of all things Race! the space in which to operate.

Posted by: Zek at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (OzNIz)

105 OT, but this is the weirdest blizzard ever: We're supposed to get 5-12 inches (yes, TWSS, shut up) starting this morning, and while we've been under the giant blue blob on the radar for several hours, we've gotten nothing. No snow coming down, we've had a little bit of wind, and the temp is hovering around 30 degrees.

I blame global warming!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl, wondering what the NWS is smoking at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (XKZwp)

106 Did we ever find that judge that attacked Smulliet?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (44ww/)

107 Does this mean that Chicago isn't MAGA country?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (SchxB)

108 What a dope Robin Roberts is.

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!

She's black, lesbian AND survived cancer you heathen!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

109 Did Jussie discover that bleach won't make him white? He needs the Michael Jackson treatment.

Posted by: BignJames at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (AwYPR)

110 Every single word ever uttered on MSNBC has been a lie?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM

I think "the" might have been true once or twice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (m+jkK)

111 Y'all talking smack about your next president, THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hyperventilation) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

Bad form. Prepare your nether regions, as some here are wont to say.

And having that idiot in the Oval won't be any different than the current drooling cretin.

And 81M of your "fellow""Americans" wanted it that way. Whatever histrionic dodges are employed to pretend otherwise.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2021 12:35 PM (OTzUX)

112 Social media now serves the same role as insane asylums used to.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2021 12:35 PM (Xo3T0)

113 Just know that I'm extremely grateful for both the prayers and advice of you people, and so are my folks.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2021 12:35 PM (OssQ4)

114 Every single word ever uttered on MSNBC has been a lie?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (eGTCV)
++++
I doubt it. Articles and conjunctions and the like are basically neutral. In those cases, however, articles and conjunctions and the like are used to clarify and propagate lies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

115 That re-enactment clip is pure genius.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 10, 2021 12:36 PM (9FJfr)

116 ++++
I doubt it. Articles and conjunctions and the like are basically neutral. In those cases, however, articles and conjunctions and the like are used to clarify and propagate lies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

Does MSNBC even have the 1/4 hour break ins that read actual news?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

117 I don't really care if this idiot gets jailtime. Sure, in an ideal world, he would. But it's not like it's going to start a trend or anything. This is a one-off that seems to have gotten to this point based on local politics.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2021 12:36 PM (QU5/8)

118

*sob-sob*

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 10, 2021 12:36 PM (K2SnJ)

119 Joe Biden - US Government official

In January 2019? Hmmm

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 12:36 PM (m45I2)

120 Anyone who says this *exact* same thing about fake sex crimes and rape gets immediately accused of hateful misogyny and reminded to #believeWomen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:22 PM (DU+/6)

I always respond with "you mean like Paula and Juanita"....

usually shuts them up...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 10, 2021 12:37 PM (8D42x)

121 also, a recreation of the attack:

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1469090874306928641
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:18 PM (trdmm)
++++
Sigh. That was pretty funny. The kind of thing "In Living Color" might have done back before comedy died.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:37 PM (DU+/6)

122 Does this mean that Chicago isn't MAGA country?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM

You may want to sit down...I have some bad news.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2021 12:37 PM (m+jkK)

123 Just know that I'm extremely grateful for both the prayers and advice of you people, and so are my folks.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2021 12:35 PM (OssQ4)

Well I missed what happened, but I'm glad to hear everything worked out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2021 12:37 PM (Ez6QX)

124 Juicy Convicted on 83.33333333333% of charges

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 10, 2021 12:37 PM (iWIqo)

125 F*ck Juicy and the DogEater he rode in on.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 10, 2021 12:37 PM (7QclL)

126 So, they're calling it an "emotional attachment" now? Shoving your cock in another man's ass?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

well, technically, they are attached at this point...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 10, 2021 12:37 PM (8D42x)

127 For fun, I remember some sports commenter who could not stop laughing about Juicy writing checks. I think he was basketball (considering the season), but I don't remember the show.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2021 12:32 PM (MIKMs)
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Juicy is obviously a pretty dim bulb. He probably wrote "race crime hoax" on the memo line on the checks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2021 12:38 PM (YqDXo)

128 53 Should be interesting WH briefing today. I anticipate all reporters except for Doocy, to ignore Jussie verdict.

And the bad economic numbers

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2021 12:38 PM (Q1i0Y)

129 Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2021 12:31 PM (OssQ4)

Glad your mom is doing better!

Posted by: Mainah at December 10, 2021 12:38 PM (B+qrE)

130 So, they're calling it an "emotional attachment" now? Shoving your cock in another man's ass?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
It ain't about the friction of the deck, it's about the emotion in the ocean.

Or something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:38 PM (DU+/6)

131 The video of rezident retard apparently ignoring his VP and then swapping seats with his trash wife so he doesn't have to sit next to her is... interesting. It's being played up as a slap in her face (it is) but I think the 'tard doesn't know who she is.

It was at the funeral for Dole. They had to move McCain out for a while so expect some bitching from his fat kid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2021 12:38 PM (BFigT)

132 Oh, and there are no such things as "hate crimes", under any justice system worthy of respect.

Posted by: Obligatory futile yet correct HQ comment at December 10, 2021 12:38 PM (OTzUX)

133 Tater guilty of being a spud. And a pasty one at that.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2021 12:38 PM (mD/uy)

134 ++++
It ain't about the friction of the deck, it's about the emotion in the ocean.

Or something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:38 PM (DU+/6)

*fistbump*

LMFAO!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

135 Oh, and there are no such things as "hate crimes", under any justice system worthy of respect.
Posted by: Obligatory futile yet correct HQ comment at December 10, 2021 12:38 PM (OTzUX)
++++
Comment rating: correct
Sock rating: sadly accurate

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:39 PM (DU+/6)

136 I don't see how he gets out of any jail time. First offense or not, he pissed all over the sentencing guidelines by taking the stand, lying and not showing any remorse. He's still not taking responsibility. To let him go without spending time in the pen would be very unusual at this point.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2021 12:39 PM (ERcy3)

137 For fun, I remember some sports commenter who could not stop laughing about Juicy writing checks.
Posted by: mustbequantum

Was that wrong? If I had known that was wrong. . . .

Posted by: Imbecile Jerry Springer at December 10, 2021 12:39 PM (mD/uy)

138 >>>Good, thanks. My mom came back from the hospital at around 1:30 AM, her confusion was caused by a urinary tract infection. They gave her IVs of antibiotics and saline, and a prescription for more antibiotics. Was a pretty scary few hours.

oh good. Was she dehydrated?

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2021 12:40 PM (0G13K)

139 The thing that surprises me is that some of his supporters seemed to genuinely believe his story when it was completely obvious as a hoax from the get-go.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2021 12:40 PM (r5BVk)

140
And 81M of your "fellow""Americans" wanted it that way. Whatever histrionic dodges are employed to pretend otherwise.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2021 12:35 PM

By my reckoning 61M actual living voters created 81M votes for Biden*.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 12:40 PM (dQvv7)

141 117 I don't really care if this idiot gets jailtime. Sure, in an ideal world, he would. But it's not like it's going to start a trend or anything. This is a one-off that seems to have gotten to this point based on local politics.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2021 12:36 PM (QU5/

If Jussie gets jail time, he would be the first person that I can recall that ever got punished for pushing a hate-crime hoax. Oftentimes, you're lucky to even get the name of the hoaxer once it's been exposed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2021 12:40 PM (9alkU)

142 It was at the funeral for Dole. They had to move McCain out for a while so expect some bitching from his fat kid.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2021 12:38 PM (BFigT)

***

*curls lip* ... *runs away bawling*

Posted by: Megaton McVain at December 10, 2021 12:40 PM (flINI)

143 The next hot topic for the Left: the pressing need for jury reform.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 10, 2021 12:40 PM (HmZuC)

144 136 To let him go without spending time in the pen would be very unusual at this point.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2021 12:39 PM (ERcy3)

Have you seen the status of the nation and society as a whole? Everything is "unusual" to say the least.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:40 PM (s2VJv)

145 I blame global warming!!!
Posted by: pookysgirl, wondering what the NWS is smoking at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (XKZwp)

always remember; we can't accurately predict the weather 2 days from now, but we can ABSOLUTELY predict the weather 50 years from now!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:41 PM (trdmm)

146 139 The thing that surprises me is that some of his supporters seemed to genuinely believe his story when it was completely obvious as a hoax from the get-go.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2021 12:40 PM (r5BVk)
++++
No one believed it. Dave Chappelle did a bit on this. "Black Solidarity" with Smollett was that they *didn't* immediately laugh about it being a bullshit hoax.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:41 PM (DU+/6)

147 or "Ms.NBC" ... they're married and in bed, but the Ms. side pretends she is autonomous, as she relies on the Big Network for support for her frivolous leftist diatribes.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2021 12:28 PM (Cus5s)

Nice! and nice commentary too. It works.

Ms.NBC: The wine mom of cable news

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2021 12:41 PM (MFphb)

148 Mississippi abortion law
Maine School Voucher Law
Death of the BBB bill
Death of Biden Mandates

and none of these even factor in the coming surrender in Ukraine, surrender in Taiwan, skyrocketing inflation, accelerating energy crisis. Just for starters.

2022 is gonna be LIT.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:33 PM (trdmm)
----------

I'm reading that Roberts sided with the liberals in dissent. This is going to be interesting in Dobbs case. Roberts will want a watered down decision so will the other conservatives go for the brass ring. If so, Roberts is going to vote with the liberals I fear.

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2021 12:41 PM (G0vdT)

149 Are we establishing a rating system for Nics now?

Masturbating Pete has to be Hall of Fame worthy.

That one guy whose nic we literally cannot type is like a retired number.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2021 12:41 PM (csEWM)

150 220, 221. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: trog04 at December 10, 2021 12:41 PM (wfZwW)

151 143 The next hot topic for the Left: the pressing need for jury reform.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 10, 2021 12:40 PM (HmZuC)

I read that as "rigging."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:41 PM (s2VJv)

152 Well I missed what happened, but I'm glad to hear everything worked out.
Posted by: Jordan61

Mom woke up after it got dark yesterday evening, after her usually shorter afternoon nap, and thought it was early morning. Did the whole morning routine, and became extremely distressed and confused over the next hour or so. Her sister in Boston called, a nurse, and convinced her to go get checked out, that it could be a mini stroke. I'm glad she went.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2021 12:42 PM (OssQ4)

153 147 or "Ms.NBC" ... they're married and in bed, but the Ms. side pretends she is autonomous, as she relies on the Big Network for support for her frivolous leftist diatribes.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2021 12:28 PM (Cus5s)

Nice! and nice commentary too. It works.

Ms.NBC: The wine mom of cable news
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2021 12:41 PM (MFphb)

100%. I'm stealing both comments.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2021 12:42 PM (9alkU)

154 I had this slated for tomorrow.

Flashback: Biden, Harris led frenzy to amplify Jussie Smollett's false hate crime claims

I guess they have to eat crow now.

https://tinyurl.com/2mtj43me

Posted by: Vic at December 10, 2021 12:42 PM (mpXpK)

155 They should do a PPV special with Jussie and Hillary. They can both sit around and share their personal delusions with each other. They can call it Summit of the Shameless Delusional Pathetic Lying Buffoons.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2021 12:42 PM (ERcy3)

156 Thanks, Mainah!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2021 12:42 PM (OssQ4)

157 Juicy Smolliet is the gay Raymond Shaw too, apparently. And there is no "gay Tupac." This is a self-negating statement. "Tupac" is inherently un-gay and thus a "gay Tupac" cannot exist.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 10, 2021 12:42 PM (II3Gr)

158 I had a sudden hankering for some bourbon at about 10pm, so I went down to the local liquor store. Suddenly, 2 guys with walkers eating chocolate chip ice cream cones came out of the shadows, and said they recognized me from AoS HQ. Suddenly without warning or provocation, they attacked me, beating me with their walkers and whipping me with colostomy bags.

They began pouring Metamucil on my face, eyes and mouth, and one of them tied a rainbow flag around my neck while yelling "This is Build Back Better Country!" And "Get out of here before we - you know, the thing!". They then jumped onto their mobility scooters and took off.

It was horrific. I was shaking and sobbing hysterically. I missed the liquor store by 5 minutes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 12:43 PM (wAnMi)

159 soothsayer-

You can still access the comments but you have to change the url to

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=

followed by the post number, which you can find inn the existing url. Look at the url of this thread for an example.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 12:43 PM (m45I2)

160 >>> Thinking fast is an overrated skill limited to a few situations. Trial lawyer is one. Politics is another.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM (/U27+)

My "thinking fast" reply is always going to be a smart assed unhelpful one. Having a kid really brought this home to me. My kid would say something innocent, and naive, and my instinct was always something sarcastic, but thankfully I would hold my tongue and think, wow I was really going to say that? I'd think up a better reply that was honest and direct. I really got to start hating that sarcastic ass riding around inside my head. They aren't helpful. Kids are a blessing that can make you a better person, I had to be better.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 12:43 PM (IN3jG)

161 Have you seen the status of the nation and society as a whole? Everything is "unusual" to say the least.

It's become predictable. Up is down, down is up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 10, 2021 12:43 PM (Xrfse)

162 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 12:43 PM (wAnMi)

LOL... But this is actually more believable than Jussie

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2021 12:44 PM (Q1i0Y)

163 Some caller yesterday on the radio had a pretty good joke: "The Secret Service is considering changing their name to Visiting Agents." Like the OnlyFeds meme, take the Visiting Angels logo and combine it with the Service.

Posted by: Mainah at December 10, 2021 12:44 PM (B+qrE)

164 That re-enactment clip is pure genius.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

It's stunning sometimes how much better the internet people have become at comedy than the TV people. The Left Can't Meme, while we knock it outta the park. I love it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2021 12:45 PM (OssQ4)

165 Nah Joe, there were plenty of white actresses that were full on defending his story as true.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2021 12:45 PM (r5BVk)

166 109 Did Jussie discover that bleach won't make him white? He needs the Michael Jackson treatment.

Posted by: BignJames at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (AwYPR)
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This makes me think about a guy I used to work with, and it makes me chuckle. His hypothesis as to why 0bama was such a light-skinned black man was that Michelle had gotten some anal bleach for sexy time, and the instructions had only said "rub it all over your asshole."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 10, 2021 12:45 PM (lNHqD)

167 I really got to start hating that sarcastic ass riding around inside my head. They aren't helpful. Kids are a blessing that can make you a better person, I had to be better.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 12:43 PM (IN3jG)

yeah, I had to learn that as a husband, that really doesn't help you with the wife.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:45 PM (trdmm)

168 That re-enactment clip is pure genius.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

Look for them to be doxx'd then actually lynched by BLM.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

169
That one guy whose nic we literally cannot type is like a retired number.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2021 12:41 PM

Bl_zer?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 12:45 PM (dQvv7)

170 155 They should do a PPV special with Jussie and Hillary. They can both sit around and share their personal delusions with each other. They can call it Summit of the Shameless Delusional Pathetic Lying Buffoons.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2021 12:42 PM (ERcy3)

IIRC, the difference between a hallucination and a delusion is that one believes the delusion is real. Hillary might fit in the delusional crap. She spent her entire life with 2016 as the focal point of all of it- and she crapped out.

Smollett does not even believe his own shit though. He knows it's a lie. He believes you should HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT LIE. They all do. This is commie thought.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2021 12:45 PM (csEWM)

171 I presume the Juicy ordeal will necessitate racially correct juries to achieve racially correct verdicts from now on. Add in the need to have jurists with "shared experiences" and you'll need to find 12 gay black men who've also concocted hoax crimes to set Juicy free.

It's gonna' happen.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2021 12:46 PM (BFigT)

172 Coming Hits:
Mississippi abortion law
Maine School Voucher Law
Death of the BBB bill
Death of Biden Mandates

and none of these even factor in the coming surrender in Ukraine, surrender in Taiwan, skyrocketing inflation, accelerating energy crisis. Just for starters.
2022 is gonna be LIT.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I did that!

Posted by: Joe Biden....President Meat Puppet at December 10, 2021 12:46 PM (vcOmj)

173 I expect that some Black guy will attack an old Asian man or woman, quickly to be followe4d by more public service announcements about 'stopping the hate'
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (Ynyl9)

Wait til you get the lecture from NFL players about domestic abuse the next time a player gets busted smacking his lady around.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2021 12:47 PM (MFphb)

174 I presume the Juicy ordeal will necessitate racially correct juries to achieve racially correct verdicts from now on. Add in the need to have jurists with "shared experiences" and you'll need to find 12 gay black men who've also concocted hoax crimes to set Juicy free.

It's gonna' happen.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2021 12:46 PM (BFigT)

After which, Juicy will spend the rest of his life looking for the REAL race hoaxer that staged his hoax.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

175 He might not do any time in the pen but a couple month stretch in county is possible. They even have their own rap music.
Jussie loses hope
When he drops da soap
His booty be in danger
From da Blackstone Ranger

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 10, 2021 12:47 PM (lz5hY)

176 The next hot topic for the Left: the pressing need for jury reform.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 10, 2021 12:40 PM (HmZuC)

I read that as "rigging."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:41 PM

It's jury equity, Deplorable!

Posted by: Democrats at December 10, 2021 12:48 PM (m+jkK)

177
Thanks t-bird and Muldoon. I'll try it after I leave the dentist.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2021 12:48 PM (WGTJ9)

178 I heard that as a teenager, Smollet spent some time as a summer intern with the community organizing group ACORN. This whole thing stems from those days.

From a teen-y ACORN, a mighty hoax doth grow.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 12:48 PM (m45I2)

179 After which, Juicy will spend the rest of his life looking for the REAL race hoaxer that staged his hoax.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

On a golf course in West Palm Beach. Also ghey bathhouses.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 10, 2021 12:48 PM (II3Gr)

180 We want
To pump
You up!

Posted by: Abimbola and Olabinjo Osundairo at December 10, 2021 12:49 PM (sWM8x)

181
On a golf course in West Palm Beach. Also ghey bathhouses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 10, 2021 12:48 PM (II3Gr)

"Emotionally attached."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

182 180 We want
To pump
You up!
Posted by: Abimbola and Olabinjo Osundairo at December 10, 2021 12:49 PM (sWM8x)

The Hans and Franz of Milli Vanilli . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:49 PM (s2VJv)

183 Jussie Smollet, one of the stars of the television show "Empire," was attacked in Chicago by 2 assailants who yelled racial and homophobic slurs.

How could you forget about me, NYT? Are we no longer friends? Is it something I said?

*cries in the corner*

Posted by: "allegedly" at December 10, 2021 12:49 PM (DTX3h)

184 my guess as to why the jury found him innocent on Charge 6 (strange, since the evidence was the same for all of them)
There was some question as to whether one incident had been charged twice since he told the same lie to two different cops at the same time. It was either that, or the Jury wanted some way to make a point and say "See? We didn't just rubber stamp everything, we deliberated!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:49 PM (trdmm)

185 49 My guess is he will do three months community service or something like that. What does the horde say?
Posted by: dantesed

Time served.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2021 12:25 PM

The real victims are the members of the Black and LGBTQIAMNOP+ community...

Posted by: MSM at December 10, 2021 12:50 PM (ijopM)

186 That one guy whose nic we literally cannot type is like a retired number.

It's blazer. Nothing to fear, he's gone now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 10, 2021 12:50 PM (SchxB)

187

The Hans and Franz of Milli Vanilli . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:49 PM (s2VJv)

Is it wrong that I want those two to become really famous?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

188 How many of the dead run down in Waukesha were because Juicy and the media convinced the terrorist that this country is full of racists?

Posted by: Lrrr at December 10, 2021 12:50 PM (kcykj)

189 Bl_zer?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus

******

Yup! Blazer!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 12:51 PM (m45I2)

190 187

The Hans and Franz of Milli Vanilli . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:49 PM (s2VJv)

Is it wrong that I want those two to become really famous?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

World you know it's true,
We did not beat Ju... see.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:51 PM (s2VJv)

191 From a teen-y ACORN, a mighty hoax doth grow.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 12:48 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2021 12:51 PM (m+jkK)

192 "Emotionally attached."

Juicy to the prison broomstick?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2021 12:51 PM (BFigT)

193 How many of the dead run down in Waukesha were because Juicy and the media convinced the terrorist that this country is full of racists?
Posted by: Lrrr at December 10, 2021 12:50 PM (kcykj)

I think I'll start drafting the "Accountability in Media Act" now, then run for office.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

194 This dark-haired girl in a miniskirt and striped hosiery has never seen "Empire," doesn't eat at Subway and wishes she didn't know who Jussie Smollett is:
https://is.gd/gDvO64

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:51 PM (DU+/6)

195 From a teen-y ACORN, a mighty hoax doth grow.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 12:48 PM

ACORN.

ISWYDT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:51 PM (s2VJv)

196 Zek, above, is correct. And it's something that's been key for many years.

The passivity, or cowardice, or complicity, of public figures in going along with all of the "racism" and now the new idiotic invention of the low-IQ totalitarians, "systemic racism" mythology.

It's uncertain how many stupid white and non-white people have the sense or intelligence or life experience to even respond to such obvious truths, but it hasn't even been tried. The "racism" mythology appeals to the worst character flaws (different ones) in white and non-white people - and the reserves of stoopid on this appear inexhaustible.

It's almost academic, some box to check for principle, but it's long over-due for prominent public figures to mercilessly and vituperatively annihilate this pernicious and destructive mythology.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2021 12:51 PM (OTzUX)

197 Note well that they are reporting it as falsely reporting a hate crime. Implying the hate crime exists, but he just got some details wrong.

More accurately the report should say he's guilty of fabricating a hate crime.

Posted by: InCali at December 10, 2021 12:51 PM (ov5G+)

198 192 "Emotionally attached."

Juicy to the prison broomstick?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2021 12:51 PM (BFigT)

A la recherche du Linda Blair perdu . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:52 PM (s2VJv)

199 lol
Don Lemon "reporting" on the man he had an "emotional" attachment to
........

where "reporting" = splooging
and "emotional" = anal

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

200 If, whilst following the Sun on it course, our solar system had plunged through a space-time wormhole transporting us to a clown universe, what, actually would be different?

Posted by: FFS this is lightyears beyond Parody at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (RCfxE)

201
Ms.NBC: The wine mom of cable news
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2021 12:41 PM (MFphb)

KareNBC

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (2ABQr)

202 It's become predictable. Up is down, down is up.

An exercise I like to practice - what would your average Democrat LIV of 2001 think of whatever leftwing insanity is in the news today.

And the answer generally is, no one would ever do something like that!

And seriously apply it here - a black actor was caught incompetently creating a "hate crime" attack on himself, and most prominent liberals/Democrats came forward to praise him.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (ESjRY)

203 Today Juicy Smellit got burned for lying to the police and lying in court. His libtard supporters don't understand how that could have happened. In their defense, look at all the libtard-supported politicians who have never got busted for lying to anyone, in or out of court.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (W+kMI)

204 Cop testifying in Potter Trial right now :

Major Johnson

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (Rj4Ct)

205 You know what's a hate crime ? A POS anti-white BLM lover mowing down Grandmas and Children at a Christmas Parade... And not being charged with a hate crime

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (Q1i0Y)

206 Subway has introduced their new Smollett sandwich. You pay your money and they pretend to give you a sub.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (r5BVk)

207 Liquid Paper heir Michael Nesmith is mort

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (xPl2J)

208

A la recherche du Linda Blair perdu . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:52 PM (s2VJv)

I was REALLY glad she decided to get naked on camera........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

209 Chappelle called it two years ago.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 10, 2021 12:54 PM (jvt6t)

210
I think most here forget justin smollett already had to do fake "community service" a long time ago when his hoax was expised. This trial was Round 2: The Felony.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2021 12:54 PM (WGTJ9)

211 I hope juicy bases his appeal on the racist prosecutor, who was a white supremacist, for daring to reference the N-word in front of a noble black man.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 10, 2021 12:54 PM (kcykj)

212
"Emotionally attached."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

To teh cock

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 10, 2021 12:54 PM (II3Gr)

213 For fun, I remember some sports commenter who could not stop laughing about Juicy writing checks. I think he was basketball (considering the season), but I don't remember the show.
______________

That was Charles Barkley who was making fun of Juicy for paying his criminal accomplices by personal check.

Every good criminal knows to use cash only!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 10, 2021 12:54 PM (k4dH2)

214 Liquid Paper heir Michael Nesmith is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (xPl2J)

No........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

215

Expised?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2021 12:54 PM (WGTJ9)

216 207 Liquid Paper heir Michael Nesmith is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (xPl2J)

Wow. And I just posted about Lina Wertmuller in the sidebar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:54 PM (s2VJv)

217 Do you think he'll admit to it all before the judge for leniency? Do you think if he doesn't he will receive actual prison time?

I think that the chance of the former has a lot to do with his prediction of the latter.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 12:54 PM (IN3jG)

218 Liquid Paper heir Michael Nesmith is mort

Last Train To Clarksville?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (jvt6t)

219 Left wing media just pretends to believe some things. They must know the truth, surely.

Posted by: Javems at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (rnV7/)

220
Another MONKEE is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (WGTJ9)

221 F* da poleece!

Posted by: Straight Outta Subway at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

222 Also Kamala's not confused. She's trying to delegitimization the question by her reaction that the reporter is crazy pants and reporting something that didn't happen.

Posted by: InCali at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (ov5G+)

223 Michael Nesmith, Al Unser Sr and who's next?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (4I/2K)

224 219 Left wing media just pretends to believe some things. They must know the truth, surely.
Posted by: Javems at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (rnV7/)

You have to know the truth in order to lie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (s2VJv)

225 132 Oh, and there are no such things as "hate crimes", under any justice system worthy of respect.
======
I heard that. Hatred is a motive, not an offense. The idea of a "hate crime" was an early wedge issue that was successfully inserted into the law. Rush was right again....

Posted by: exdem13 at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (W+kMI)

226 She's black, lesbian AND survived cancer you heathen!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

It's only a three way intersection, sorry. Gotta be four.
Let's add stupid and fix that.

Posted by: Ziba at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (S1hrL)

227 Well... there goes The Monkees Reunion Tour.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (Rj4Ct)

228

We're down to our last fucking Monkee??

Sad.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (WGTJ9)

229 Liquid Paper heir Michael Nesmith is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM

Took the last train to Clarksville, eh?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (m+jkK)

230
223 Michael Nesmith, Al Unser Sr and who's next?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (4I/2K)

Lina Wertmuller.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:56 PM (s2VJv)

231 Liquid Paper heir Michael Nesmith is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (xPl2J)

*channels AltonJackson*

Another grim milestone for the Biden Administration.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

232 Liquid Paper heir Michael Nesmith is mort

Last Train To Clarksville?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (jvt6t)

Willoughby.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad at December 10, 2021 12:56 PM (4I/2K)

233 If, whilst following the Sun on it course, our solar system had plunged through a space-time wormhole transporting us to a clown universe, what, actually would be different?

I read a sci fi story years ago the premise of which is that the solar system entered a patch of space time where the rules of physics changed, and suddenly the crazy people were flourishing, since they aligned better with these new rules of physics.

Here in the real world the rules of physics and human psychology clearly haven't changed. But we, collectively, are just allowing a group of clowns to pretend they have for reasons from fear to personal enrichment.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2021 12:56 PM (ESjRY)

234 Liquid Paper heir Michael Nesmith is mort

Wu "complications"?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 10, 2021 12:56 PM (Xrfse)

235 That was Charles Barkley who was making fun of Juicy for paying his criminal accomplices by personal check.

Every good criminal knows to use cash only!
Posted by:

Barkley is kinda like an older, bigger, meaner Chappelle. He can be damned funny when he wants to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:56 PM (trdmm)

236 >>Last Train To Clarksville?

Rolled out of Bed to his death?

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 12:56 PM (Rj4Ct)

237 Michael Nesmith, Al Unser Sr and who's next?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (4I/2K)

Suddenly the animator had a stroke.....

Posted by: Monty of the Pythons at December 10, 2021 12:56 PM (jvt6t)

238 How many of the dead run down in Waukesha were because Juicy and the media convinced the terrorist that this country is full of racists?
Posted by: Lrrr

All of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2021 12:56 PM (uXonU)

239 223 Michael Nesmith, Al Unser Sr and who's next?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (4I/2K)

I'm thinking Queen Elizabeth

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2021 12:57 PM (Q1i0Y)

240 bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 10, 2021 12:47

Outstanding.

Now, because I'm an idiot:

I am working on re-doing the middle bathroom. Going to paint first. There is a shelf above the counter, mirror, 3 ft long and 4 in wide. Held up by plastic goldtone thingamagiggers. Installed by, well, taking it down. Seems the first holes drilled for installation were in the wrong place. Needs spackle. What can I do with the piece of mirror. I hate to through it away. Any ideas?

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2021 12:57 PM (qpolg)

241 OT, but Mike Nesmith is RIP. Mickey is the only one left now.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2021 12:57 PM (p+1gI)

242 194 This dark-haired girl in a miniskirt and striped hosiery has never seen "Empire," doesn't eat at Subway and wishes she didn't know who Jussie Smollett is:
https://is.gd/gDvO64
------
Nice!!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 10, 2021 12:57 PM (W+kMI)

243 Michael Nesmith, Al Unser Sr and who's next?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (4I/2K)

***

Betty White

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 10, 2021 12:57 PM (flINI)

244 You could fill a jail if you rounded up every race hoaxster

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 10, 2021 12:57 PM (YbnlO)

245
An exercise I like to practice - what would your average Democrat LIV of 2001 think of whatever leftwing insanity is in the news today.

And the answer generally is, no one would ever do something like that!

-------

The average Democrat of then, who is still alive today, now votes for it all enthusiastically. Republican voters too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2021 12:57 PM (2ABQr)

246 From a teen-y ACORN, a mighty hoax doth grow.
Posted by: Muldoon

What sucks about "The Struggle" is like Jihad, It's just a part of one's mindset, and not provable in court. So, like Jihad attacks, every single one of these hoaxes are only ever found to be isolated events. "Just looking for attention. A cry for help. Etc.", even though we know it was an act specifically to advance the cause of The Struggle. There's no membership. No, supposedly, organization or hierarchy. Just an idea, like Jihad, like Antifa. They always have that plausible deniability, that taqiyya-like argument that absolves them from the true motivation. And on to the next one.

I don't see the solution.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2021 12:57 PM (OssQ4)

247 "Surrender" in Ukraine? What's there to "surrender"? What's our interest? Any formal commitments? Policing stupid east European ethnic irredentism is now our job?

In any case, I have not seen any exit strategy, which of course must precede any other kind of strategy, nor do I think that pundits and bureaucrats and members of Congress will be required to be the first to fight, nor have I seen a plan to make sure that not one dime of profit results for any contractors - and these have replaced things like assessing interests, and actual strategy, or so I have learned here.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2021 12:57 PM (OTzUX)

248 Michael Nesmith, Al Unser Sr and who's next?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM

*looks around nervously*

Posted by: Julian Assange at December 10, 2021 12:58 PM (m+jkK)

249 Your Honor, I'm sorry that I was late for the verdict, but frankly I'm a big Hollywood star with better things to do then show up for your stupid proceedings.

Posted by: Juicy! at December 10, 2021 12:58 PM (I2/tG)

250 KH looks like she's got a buzz on when that reporter asks her about the tweet in the JS case. She's not cut out to be a national (or any kind of) politician; she can't think fast enough to lie convincingly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 10, 2021 12:58 PM (txdEq)

251 Al Sr died? First I've heard.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2021 12:58 PM (xPl2J)

252 When the JS story broke, I immediately left a comment at Daily Mail: "This story is an obvious hoax." They deleted the comment. Today they have stories poking fun at everybody who fell for it, except themselves. Fuckers.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at December 10, 2021 12:58 PM (qpX6U)

253 >>Mickey is the only one left now.

Hey, Hey
I'm the Monkey

Posted by: Mickey Dolenz at December 10, 2021 12:58 PM (Rj4Ct)

254 Michael Nesmith, Al Unser Sr and who's next?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (4I/2K)

Abe Vigoda

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

255 Liquid Paper heir Michael Nesmith is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (xPl2J)

No........
Posted by: Sponge

December 10th. Officially sucketh.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2021 12:58 PM (uXonU)

256 hang in there Mickey Dolenz, monkee-est of the Monkees.

Posted by: x at December 10, 2021 12:58 PM (oA+QO)

257 Liquid Paper heir Michael Nesmith

He did Repo Man too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2021 12:59 PM (BFigT)

258 If, whilst following the Sun on it course, our solar system had plunged through a space-time wormhole transporting us to a clown universe, what, actually would be different?

I read a sci fi story years ago the premise of which is that the solar system entered a patch of space time where the rules of physics changed, and suddenly the crazy people were flourishing, since they aligned better with these new rules of physics.

Here in the real world the rules of physics and human psychology clearly have~~n't~~ changed. But we, collectively, are just allowing a group of clowns to pretend they have for reasons from fear to personal enrichment.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2021 12:56 PM (ESjRY)

10 September 2008. The first startup of the Large Hadron Collider. Prove me wrong. *sips tea knowingly*

Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad at December 10, 2021 12:59 PM (4I/2K)

259 80...the Judge "Lunged" at her, something else that No Other Person in the packed courtroom saw.

Going out of your way to personally antagonize the Judge is NOT the way to stay out of jail.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 12:29 PM

I don't understand what's happening! At law school, we learned the Black's are always the victim, and can't be found guilty! The system is racist. Reeeee!!!

Posted by: Jusse Smollett's legal team at December 10, 2021 12:59 PM (ijopM)

260 6 Subway has introduced their new Smollett sandwich. You pay your money and they pretend to give you a sub.

*****

Two hams and bunch of baloney.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 12:59 PM (m45I2)

261 What can I do with the piece of mirror. I hate to through it away. Any ideas?

Maybe a Habitat for Humanity Re-Store will take it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 10, 2021 12:59 PM (SchxB)

262 I never want to hear Juicy Jessie's name again.

Posted by: Ziba at December 10, 2021 01:00 PM (S1hrL)

263 For some reason I thought Nesmith was mort already. Huh.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2021 01:00 PM (dfRN6)

264 Remember that Dave Chappelle took all kinds of shit from leftist assholes for that bit in his show skewering Juicy as a liar. Is anyone going to apologize to him for that?

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 10, 2021 01:00 PM (iFTx/)

265 Liquid Paper heir Michael Nesmith is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2021 12:53 PM (xPl2J)

Did you hear about that person who did that stuff, at that place, with those things, is also mort?

Tis a damn shame if you ask me.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 10, 2021 01:00 PM (ItDAh)

266 Best to treat the Smollet Hoax response as a pass/fail IQ test. Anyone who failed it (i.e., every Dem pol, activist, and MSM reporter) should be ignored going forward on matters of import.

And no credit given to those "who knew it was a hoax along" but played along for reasons of politics since it's also very dumb to play along with something that is obviously eventually going to blow up and destroy your credibility.

Posted by: Match Checksout at December 10, 2021 01:00 PM (dYe5S)

267 Yes. Monkees. 1996......

https://youtu.be/DsnkGuirTt8

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

268 "Surrender" in Ukraine?

Not an option. Defend the Ukraine at all costs!

Posted by: The Pelosi, Romney, Biden, and Kerry kids at December 10, 2021 01:00 PM (KfC1e)

269 The Babylon Bee Larry Elder take killed me, figuratively, not in an Alec Baldwin way.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 10, 2021 01:00 PM (PbPD5)

270 Deadpool?

Place yer bets......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 10, 2021 01:01 PM (jvt6t)

271 I have a suggestion for handling cases like that. Someone reports a hate crime, they get arrested and held. That way, you already have the perpetrator behind bars. I'll even be nice and allow time served to be considered on the sentence.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2021 01:01 PM (4olE8)

272 10 September 2008. The first startup of the Large Hadron Collider. Prove me wrong. *sips tea knowingly*
Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad

they unleashed the Higgs Buffoon particle

Posted by: x at December 10, 2021 01:01 PM (oA+QO)

273 Mollie Hemingway:

If you ever believed or claimed to believe Jesse Smollett's patently absurd lies, you should never comment on anything that matters ever again because you are either too stupid or too dishonest to have any role in public discourse.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 10, 2021 01:01 PM (sWM8x)

274
I hate to through it away. Any ideas?

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2021 12:57 PM

If you can't through it away, then throw it away.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 01:01 PM (dQvv7)

275 Biden is praising Bob Dole for working with Democrats.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2021 01:02 PM (63Dwl)

276 6 Subway has introduced their new Smollett sandwich. You pay your money and they pretend to give you a sub.

*****

Two hams and bunch of baloney.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 12:59 PM (m45I2)
.......

with extra "mayo"

Posted by: Straight Outta Subway at December 10, 2021 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

277 228

We're down to our last fucking Monkee??

Sad.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (WGTJ9)

and we started off with 12...

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 01:02 PM (trdmm)

278 Michael Nesmith, Al Unser Sr and who's next?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (4I/2K)

I'm thinking Queen Elizabeth
Posted by: It's me donna

QE & Betty White ring in New Year's Eve 2030 special on BBC 1.
Bwahahahahahahaha

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2021 01:02 PM (uXonU)

279 ...Tupac" is inherently un-gay and thus a "gay Tupac" cannot exist.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 10, 2021 12:42 PM

They were both, technically, victims of black perpetrators...

Posted by: Legal and Rap scholar at December 10, 2021 01:02 PM (ijopM)

280 Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 01:01 PM (dQvv7)

Hey, Had irish coffee this am.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2021 01:03 PM (qpolg)

281 Do we know the biometrics of the jurors?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 10, 2021 01:03 PM (n/szn)

282 Biden is praising Bob Dole for working with Democrats.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2021 01:02 PM (63Dwl)

***

Now that Bob Dole is dead Bob Dole will REALLY support the democrats

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 10, 2021 01:03 PM (flINI)

283 I thought Mike Nesmith's Television Parts was good TV back in the 80's. I remember one skit mocking Bigfoot videos. Bigfoot hunter got scared and dropped his camera, the video showed Bigfoot walking up to the camera, it was wearing an ankle bracelet.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 10, 2021 01:03 PM (4thlk)

284 Juicy Smullet - 1st American to con two Nigerians.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2021 01:03 PM (uXonU)

285 194 This dark-haired girl in a miniskirt and striped hosiery has never seen "Empire," doesn't eat at Subway and wishes she didn't know who Jussie Smollett is:
https://is.gd/gDvO64
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 12:51 PM (DU+/6)

I don't know, to me that outfit makes her look vaguely like a Colorado Potato beetle.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 10, 2021 01:03 PM (8yjxn)

286 Tupac" is inherently un-gay and thus a "gay Tupac" cannot exist.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 10, 2021 12:42 PM

I'm pretty confident in saying that Tupac liked the sling the D, not suck it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

287 Even if he got one month in prison, that would be great. I've done prison ministry for 15 years. Trust me, you don't want to be in there for even a day.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM (MTm8X)

288 247 "Surrender" in Ukraine? What's there to "surrender"? What's our interest? Any formal commitments? Policing stupid east European ethnic irredentism is now our job?"

I was referring to Ace's "Peace in our Time" post from yesterday.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM (trdmm)

289 Dead Pool

Micky Mouse.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM (TrkA3)

290 >>We're down to our last fucking Monkee??

Take it easy on this one, Sooth.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM (Rj4Ct)

291 So it's defend Ukraine at all costs or run away? How about not letting Russia know you're weak and stupid? Or unwilling to at least provide military aide to them?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM (PbPD5)

292 Biden is praising Bob Dole for working with Democrats.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2021 01:02 PM (63Dwl)

Biden can horsefuck.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

293 >>> Deadpool?

Place yer bets......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 10, 2021 01:01 PM (jvt6t)

Ryan Reynolds is dead? Wait, how are they going to make movies if there's no Ryan Reynolds? Isn't Ryan Reynolds required to be in all movies now?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM (IN3jG)

294 That was Charles Barkley who was making fun of Juicy for paying his criminal accomplices by personal check.

Every good criminal knows to use cash only!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 10, 2021 12:54 PM

That's not funny!

Posted by: Jerry Springer at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM (EughT)

295 I always assumed that judges could lunge at anybody in their courtroom, if they want to. How about sneaking up behind people? Is that OK? It would lighten things up a bit.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at December 10, 2021 01:05 PM (qpX6U)

296 Can't wait for Driscolls hot take on how he set the Monkees up for success.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 10, 2021 01:05 PM (jvt6t)

297 Imagine if Juicy actually had 2 white friends and he had talked them into doing this. The Juice would have then blamed them at the trial, and knowing a Chicago jury, he might have gotten away with it.

Posted by: Wally at December 10, 2021 01:05 PM (s8Lw2)

298 281 Do we know the biometrics of the jurors?
_________

According to BET, there was only one black juror.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 10, 2021 01:06 PM (k4dH2)

299 Was a pretty scary few hours.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

UTIs are nasty on the brain.
Glad they figured it out and that 'moms' home.

Prayers of gratitude...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 10, 2021 01:06 PM (iMZHt)

300 >>That was Charles Barkley who was making fun of Juicy for paying his criminal accomplices by personal check.

Where were you when I needed you, Charles?

Posted by: Bob beckel at December 10, 2021 01:06 PM (Rj4Ct)

301 Biden can horsefuck.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM

Neigh!

Posted by: Every Horse, Everywhere at December 10, 2021 01:06 PM (m+jkK)

302
Ryan Reynolds is dead? Wait, how are they going to make movies if there's no Ryan Reynolds? Isn't Ryan Reynolds required to be in all movies now?
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM (IN3jG)

I own a mobile phone company, too.

- Captain Canada

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Our ruling class is hot garbage.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 10, 2021 01:06 PM (m/Gc2)

304 The thing that surprises me is that some of his supporters seemed to genuinely believe his story when it was completely obvious as a hoax from the get-go.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2021 12:40 PM

------------------------

They want it to be true, therefore it is true. Constructing their own reality regardless of facts and evidence. It's the leftist way.

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 10, 2021 01:06 PM (G/mW5)

305 DO NOT FUCK THE LAST MONKEE.

THANK YOU.

Posted by: LA Zoo Signs at December 10, 2021 01:06 PM (z3FhG)

306 Biden is praising Bob Dole for working with Democrats.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2021 01:02 PM (63Dwl)

***

Now that Bob Dole is dead Bob Dole will REALLY support the democrats
Posted by: Bob Dole at December 10, 2021 01:03 PM (flINI)

The only good Republican is a dead Republican.

Posted by: Democarats and Big Media, same as it ever was at December 10, 2021 01:07 PM (4I/2K)

307 >>> our last fucking Monkee??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (WGTJ9)

Oh no, not this again.

Posted by: monkey at December 10, 2021 01:07 PM (IN3jG)

308 No one believed it.

I don't doubt that lots of affluent white people believed it. They are fools who believe nothing but this kind of implausible nonsense when it comes to race.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2021 01:07 PM (yuO+z)

309 Don't drop the soap! Oh wait . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 10, 2021 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

310
Oh no, not this again.
Posted by: monkey at December 10, 2021 01:07 PM (IN3jG)

Piker......

Posted by: The Chicken at December 10, 2021 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

311 "10 September 2008. The first startup of the Large Hadron Collider. Prove me wrong. *sips tea knowingly*
Posted by: Count de Monet, Rotund Dad"

19 Sep 2008: One of the big-ass magnets blows up. ooopsy.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at December 10, 2021 01:08 PM (qpX6U)

312 I alone survive. All the sex is now mine.

Posted by: Last Fucking Monkey at December 10, 2021 01:08 PM (yuO+z)

313 281 Do we know the biometrics of the jurors?
__________________

Six men, six women. One black (don't know if male or female).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 10, 2021 01:08 PM (k4dH2)

314 >>> our last fucking Monkee??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2021 12:55 PM (WGTJ9)

Oh no, not this again.
Posted by: monkey at December 10, 2021 01:07 PM

Kwitcher bitchin.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 10, 2021 01:08 PM (m+jkK)

315 219 Left wing media just pretends to believe some things. They must know the truth, surely.
----------
Knowing the truth and reporting the truth are two separate things and have been so ever since 1974. The merger of news stations and newspapers into the umbrella ownership of corporations owned by leftist-educated millionaires hasn't helped any. Some of them believe the propaganda and the sales pitch, some of them don't, but all the media types left of Fox go along with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlP3UfE3qso

Posted by: exdem13 at December 10, 2021 01:08 PM (W+kMI)

316 I was lucky enough once to try a case
with Dan Webb (he was first chair, I was about 137th chair). Once I learned Dan was prosecuting I was pretty confident juicy would be convicted

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2021 01:09 PM (KpCv4)

317 Six men, six women. One black (don't know if male or female).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 10, 2021 01:08 PM (k4dH2)
++++
Is this:
1. Jury demographics
2. A video on Pronhub
3. A sitcom premise

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 01:09 PM (DU+/6)

318 I alone survive. All the sex is now mine.
Posted by: Last Fucking Monkey at December 10, 2021 01:08 PM

Oh, yes. Yes, it is.

Posted by: The Otters at December 10, 2021 01:09 PM (m+jkK)

319 I thought Tababsco sauce was found at the crime scene? Any Cajuns questioned in this case?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 10, 2021 01:09 PM (n/szn)

320 DO NOT FUCK THE LAST MONKEE.

THANK YOU.
Posted by: LA Zoo Signs at December 10, 2021 01:06 PM (z3FhG)

**narrows eyes**

Posted by: Micky Dolenz at December 10, 2021 01:10 PM (2JVJo)

321 85 Another important point: it was only Juicy's pathological arrogance and narcissism that kept the story alive after that fugly pig Kim Foxx let him walk. Had he just kept his mouth shut and laid low for a while, he would never have faced any more charges. But he couldn't shut up about the fake attack, kept sticking it in everyone's faces (including the police), and all but dared anyone to challenge him on it. There's this saying about not tempting fate ....
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 10, 2021 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

If he did that the DNC/Soros checks would stop coming.

Posted by: I'm The Other White Meat at December 10, 2021 01:10 PM (Fs5vw)

322 Nice roundup, Ace. Thanks for including the Ho's "modern-day lynching." Spartacus was on that one, too. It's a Potemkin Society, top to bottom with these turds. Best "modern-day lynching" ever.

And his "lawyer" said he is innocent of the charges and is going to appeal. It's like the Christmas present that keeps on giving.

Posted by: flounder at December 10, 2021 01:10 PM (SH2Zi)

323 I thought Tababsco sauce was found at the crime scene? Any Cajuns questioned in this case?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 10, 2021 01:09 PM (n/szn)

Hillary! Keeps it in her purse. Where was she?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 10, 2021 01:11 PM (jvt6t)

324 Mickey Dolenz new theme song?

https://youtu.be/nRjLv1L0WF8

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 10, 2021 01:11 PM (SchxB)

325 For fun, I remember some sports commenter who could not stop laughing about Juicy writing checks. I think he was basketball (considering the season), but I don't remember the show.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2021 12:32 PM (MIKMs)
---------------------

Juicy is obviously a pretty dim bulb. He probably wrote "race crime hoax" on the memo line on the checks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2021 12:38 PM (YqDXo)

Charles Barkley had a panel of other players all laughing about that on an NBA show. There was at least one other making similar points there, and the others were going along - all blacks if it matters.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2021 01:11 PM (eoQWY)

326 Subway has introduced their new Smollett sandwich. You pay your money and they pretend to give you a sub.

*****

Two hams and bunch of baloney.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 12:59 PM (m45I2)
.......

with extra "mayo"
Posted by: Straight Outta Subway at

Tied up with a fake noose

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2021 01:12 PM (KpCv4)

327 Maybe Jussie will request a cellmate who only wants to cuddle...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 01:12 PM (m45I2)

328 RIP, Ryan Reynolds.

Posted by: flounder at December 10, 2021 01:12 PM (SH2Zi)

329
I read a sci fi story years ago the premise of which is that the solar system entered a patch of space time where the rules of physics changed, and suddenly the crazy people were flourishing, since they aligned better with these new rules of physics.

That sounds soft of like Brain Wave

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_Wave

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2021 01:12 PM (63Dwl)

330 Is this:
1. Jury demographics
2. A video on Pronhub
3. A sitcom premise
___________

I was unclear. The black juror probably knows if he or she is male or female (although these days, one can never be sure). What I meant to say was that I don't know if the black juror was male or female, since it wasn't reported in the articles I read.

Although I can see somebody doing a porn sitcom based on a jury trying to decide if the black member is male or female. Could be funny.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 10, 2021 01:13 PM (k4dH2)

331 308 No one believed it.

I don't doubt that lots of affluent white people believed it. They are fools who believe nothing but this kind of implausible nonsense when it comes to race.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2021 01:07 PM (yuO+z)
____________________________

Tens of millions of people believed it. Most of them are so low-information that they only got a one-sentence summary -- "a gay black man was attacked by MAGA supporters!" -- and that was good enough for them. I'll bet very few people actually drilled down into the specifics of the accusations to see how obviously absurd they were. But some did and still believed it. That's how stupid and gullible some people are. And they can vote, same as you and me. Scary.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 10, 2021 01:13 PM (iFTx/)

332 322 Yes, Spartacus was in on this hoax too, but isn't it funny how quickly he regained his nobody status?

Posted by: Wally at December 10, 2021 01:13 PM (s8Lw2)

333 Bye, bye, homo race baiting guy
fines they levy will be heavy
for your hate whitey lies
and prison boys will be grabbing your thighs
singing this will be the day your ass dies

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2021 01:13 PM (VwHCD)

334 Mickey Dolenz new theme song?

https://youtu.be/nRjLv1L0WF8
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 10, 2021 01:11 PM

I'd add Don't Fear The Reaper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2021 01:13 PM (m+jkK)

335 Ryan Reynolds is dead? Wait, how are they going to make movies if there's no Ryan Reynolds? Isn't Ryan Reynolds required to be in all movies now?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM (IN3jG)

Will my phone still work?

Posted by: Mint Mobile Customer at December 10, 2021 01:14 PM (uhPTO)

336 Although I can see somebody doing a porn sitcom based on a jury trying to decide if the black member is male or female. Could be funny.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 10, 2021 01:13 PM (k4dH2)
++++
Now *that's* embracing the power of and!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2021 01:14 PM (DU+/6)

337 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2021 01:13 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2021 01:14 PM (m+jkK)

338 Fucking monkees, Juicy going to PITA prison....

I just can't....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2021 01:14 PM (BFigT)

339 Will this stop just 1 race hoaxster?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 10, 2021 01:14 PM (YbnlO)

340 Mollie Hemingway:

If you ever believed or claimed to believe Jesse Smollett's patently absurd lies, you should never comment on anything that matters ever again because you are either too stupid or too dishonest to have any role in public discourse.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 10, 2021 01:01 PM (sWM8x)

That's a direct shot across Tater's fatass bow.

Posted by: flounder at December 10, 2021 01:15 PM (SH2Zi)

341 301 Biden can horsefuck.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 01:04 PM

Neigh!
Posted by: Every Horse, Everywhere at December 10, 2021 01:06 PM (m+jkK)

Speak for yourselves!

#NotAllHorses

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at December 10, 2021 01:15 PM (DTX3h)

342 Re: Jussie being a poor casting director, there's that old dismissive saw used against white people: "Do you have any black friends?" Well... did Mr. Juicy not know any white people he could cast as MAGA goons?

The whole things is too farcical to imagine.

Posted by: red speck at December 10, 2021 01:16 PM (gS3OW)

343 I remember Mickey Dolenz's hot daughter who was in a few 80's movies.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2021 01:16 PM (xPl2J)

344 I never want to hear Juicy Jessie's name again.

Ok, so who's going to reimburse us for the khaki slacks that we bought?

Posted by: The Nigerian Brothers at December 10, 2021 01:16 PM (9Fwwf)

345 This all does sort of beat being found in your hotel room smashed on goofballs, covered in man juice, and surrounded by gay escorts. Kind of a low bar I set, ... you're welcome jucy.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at December 10, 2021 01:16 PM (IN3jG)

346 I read a sci fi story years ago the premise of which is that the solar system entered a patch of space time where the rules of physics changed, and suddenly the crazy people were flourishing, since they aligned better with these new rules of physics. . . .

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2021

***
Sounds like a twist on Poul Anderson's Brain Wave. The solar system *leaves* a field in the galaxy that it's been in since before life evolved, and the intelligence of all life forms immediately jumps. Human dummies become what we think of as normal IQ, geniuses are off the scale, and even animals are vastly brighter and can escape from human-built cages and traps.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 10, 2021 01:17 PM (txdEq)

347 288 247 "Surrender" in Ukraine? What's there to "surrender"? What's our interest? Any formal commitments? Policing stupid east European ethnic irredentism is now our job?"

I was referring to Ace's "Peace in our Time" post from yesterday.
=======
Someone has to sit Ukraine down and tell them that they'll have peace when Russia has the Crimea. This long running fight is about ownership of Sevastopol and adjacent real estate. For Putin anything less is a non-starter. And if it gets real, by the time a (non-placeholder) POTUS convinces Congress it's cool to intervene, and NATO makes a joint statement supporting him, a Russian army could be halfway to Kiev. They have to give it up or pay a higher price while the Western World makes speeches and sends Putin a strongly worded letter.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 10, 2021 01:17 PM (W+kMI)

348 We're down to our last fucking Monkee??

Sad.
Posted by: Soothsayer

That's kinda what happens when you jump on the bed.
.
.
.
And the Rx doesn't report your mom for suspected monkey child abuse ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technically Insufficient Critic ... at December 10, 2021 01:17 PM (okV1R)

349 6 Subway has introduced their new Smollett sandwich. You pay your money and they pretend to give you a sub.

*****

Two hams and bunch of baloney.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 12:59 PM (m45I2)

That you have to jerk each other off in the broom closet first is kind of a deal-breaker.

Posted by: flounder at December 10, 2021 01:18 PM (SH2Zi)

350 If sentenced to prison time I bet he offs himself.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 10, 2021 01:18 PM (GYllL)

351 I remember Mickey Dolenz's hot daughter who was in a few 80's movies.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2021 01:16 PM (xPl2J)

She was way, way, frigging hot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2021 01:18 PM (VwHCD)

352 Ami Dolenz
https://youtu.be/6MP4b_pmOyk

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2021 01:18 PM (xPl2J)

353 "I thought Tababsco sauce was found at the crime scene?"

Detectives quickly alerted to the flavor of pepper sauce. Subsequent forensic analysis revealed that it had been fermented so as to taste like ass. "We're 95% sure it's Tabasco," said investigators.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at December 10, 2021 01:19 PM (qpX6U)

354 Anyone using the term racist means anti-white. That's what they mean by it.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at December 10, 2021 01:20 PM (EpDzw)

355 I remember Mickey Dolenz's hot daughter who was in a few 80's movies.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2021 01:16 PM (xPl2J)

Pumpkinhead 2 - it also had a grown up Punky Brewster (Soliel Moonfrye).

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 10, 2021 01:20 PM (gDqhG)

356 The gossip site CDAN is saying Jussie's sister payed for his defense and he pocketed a bunch of donations.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 10, 2021 01:20 PM (AD3JT)

357 I wonder how many hoaxes there will be of white racists celebrating a black man being found guilty.

Posted by: I'm The Other White Meat at December 10, 2021 01:20 PM (Fs5vw)

358 I remember Mickey Dolenz as the myopic bus driver in "Linda Lovelace for President."

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at December 10, 2021 01:20 PM (qpX6U)

359 This verdict makes it even harder for victims of fake hate crimes!

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2021 01:20 PM (CYnTg)

360 Good, thanks. My mom came back from the hospital at around 1:30 AM, her confusion was caused by a urinary tract infection. They gave her IVs of antibiotics and saline, and a prescription for more antibiotics. Was a pretty scary few hours.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2021 12:31 PM (OssQ4)

had that happen to a friend of my dad. he was pretty bad and spent a few days in the hospital for the infection.

that was a little over a month ago. he drove home to SC from his summer home in IL about 2 weeks ago, solo.

prayers for your mom and a full recovery is probable.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 10, 2021 01:21 PM (8D42x)

361 What, no poop swastika.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2021 01:21 PM (LtGlA)

362 Note well that they are reporting it as falsely reporting a hate crime. Implying the hate crime exists, but he just got some details wrong.

More accurately the report should say he's guilty of fabricating a hate crime.
Posted by: InCali at December 10, 2021 12:51 PM (ov5G+)

Fun fact - even if the crime is proved to never happen, it remains on the books as a hate crime for the statistics. Same if they don't check anything - still a crime.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2021 01:22 PM (eoQWY)

363 Detectives quickly alerted to the flavor of pepper sauce. Subsequent forensic analysis revealed that it had been fermented so as to taste like ass. "We're 95% sure it's Tabasco," said investigators.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at December 10, 2021 01:19 PM (qpX6U)

*golfclap*

Although most pepper sauce uses fermented mash as a base.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2021 01:22 PM (csEWM)

364 358 Linda Lovelace was more qualified than Kamala Harris....

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2021 01:22 PM (CYnTg)

365 I wonder how many hoaxes there will be of white racists celebrating a black man being found guilty.
Posted by: I'm The Other White Meat at December 10, 2021 01:20 PM (Fs5vw)

***

On it...

Posted by: FIB at December 10, 2021 01:23 PM (flINI)

366 As long as Russia keeps its paws off Poland and Latvia/Lithuania/Estonia, which we're actually legitimate bros with, I don't care what goes down in Eastern Europe. Not our sphere, never was.

In the meantime and as usual, fuck Merkel for stirring up this hornet's nest in the first place and fuck Obama for playing the role of enabler.

Posted by: CppThis at December 10, 2021 01:23 PM (UewuT)

367 The Hans and Franz of Milli Vanilli . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2021 12:49 PM (s2VJv)

Is it wrong that I want those two to become really famous?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

their workout and nutritional advice will be followed by millions. i mean anyone who can motivate a guy to go out at 1 am to get proteins for his meal plan and bulking up is an AMAZING trainer...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 10, 2021 01:23 PM (8D42x)

368 Someone has to sit Ukraine down and tell them that they'll have peace when Russia has the Crimea. This long running fight is about ownership of Sevastopol and adjacent real estate. For Putin anything less is a non-starter. And if it gets real, by the time a (non-placeholder) POTUS convinces Congress it's cool to intervene, and NATO makes a joint statement supporting him, a Russian army could be halfway to Kiev. They have to give it up or pay a higher price while the Western World makes speeches and sends Putin a strongly worded letter.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 10, 2021 01:17 PM (W+kMI)

Well before the US flipped the Ukranian government in the Obama administration, Ukraine was on very good terms with Russia and so there was no threat to the naval base. Biden may have been egging the current Ukranian president on as well since taking office.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 10, 2021 01:23 PM (z5Vrg)

369 358 I remember Mickey Dolenz as the myopic bus driver in "Linda Lovelace for President."
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses

we are just a heartbeat away from that being reality

Posted by: x at December 10, 2021 01:24 PM (oA+QO)

370 If only they had funded midnight basketball, this all could have been averted.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2021 01:24 PM (LtGlA)

371 Jeebus, I am exhausted by negroes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2021 01:25 PM (NsE9F)

372 nood

polls

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 01:25 PM (IN3jG)

373 Um, Russia already has the Crimea. It was in all the papers.

And there's not the slightest chance of what passes for the Russian army heading for Kiev.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2021 01:26 PM (OTzUX)

374 "Just think about how sad that is. That our nation isn't this cesspool of racist hate, so they have to fake incidents and spread lies to try and change that. Pathetic."

And they are busy little ants, constantly working at their mission to make everyone miserable.

Posted by: RM at December 10, 2021 01:27 PM (U3LtS)

375 96 Good, thanks. My mom came back from the hospital posted by: Taqiyyologist

Wonderful news.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2021 01:31 PM (9hXN1)

376 342 Re: Jussie being a poor casting director, there's that old dismissive saw used against white people: "Do you have any black friends?" Well... did Mr. Juicy not know any white people he could cast as MAGA goons?
=======
Good point. Jussie could've hired some leftard douchebag actors to pose as the phantom MAGA boyz and at least raised the quality of the fraud, or the snippets of video that would be played 24/7.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 10, 2021 01:32 PM (W+kMI)

377 >>>Good news, Juicy! It turns out that you are the man "this never happened to!"

LOL

Posted by: m at December 10, 2021 01:33 PM (hGIMd)

378 Funny. Propagandist's power DOES, indeed, increase when they've managed to decrease trust in other sources of information. That's a true fact.

The thing is, the "propagandists" in this case didn't need to do shit to accomplish that - the media's almost pavlovian need to forward their narrative, in spite of the facts, has decreased the trust FOR them. They've done it to themselves, and now lament their self-inflicted injuries.

Posted by: Goober at December 10, 2021 01:35 PM (Hgvgt)

379 Afternoon.

The Juicy Small It race crime hoax is the prime example why actor's should never direct. How anyone could watch the interview he did without thinking about what a shitty overactive he is I'll never know.

Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2021 01:35 PM (WPJZt)

380 Funny. Propagandist's power DOES, indeed, increase when they've managed to decrease trust in other sources of information. That's a true fact.

The thing is, the "propagandists" in this case didn't need to do shit to accomplish that - the media's almost pavlovian need to forward their narrative, in spite of the facts, has decreased the trust FOR them. They've done it to themselves, and now lament their self-inflicted injuries.

It's so funny to me when it's so clear to everyone with a brain that the media always seems to "protesteth too much" when accused of lying and deceiving to forward the approved narrative.

Posted by: Goober at December 10, 2021 01:37 PM (Hgvgt)

381 "Could he have casted bigger, blacker guys as his 'white racists'? Were Shaquille O'Neal and Karl Malone unavailable?"

Ben Williamson
at__WilliamsonBen

Still the best Jussie Smollett clip of all time, brought to you by Charles Barkley and Shaq

9:58 PM - Dec 9, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3rVigzd

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 10, 2021 01:39 PM (Do5/p)

382 87/Taqiyyologist: So glad to hear it was just a UTI and that it was properly caught and treated.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 10, 2021 01:43 PM (nRMeC)

383 Chappelle fell into problems with the ghey mob when he said that blacks weren't dumb enough to believe Juicy's absurd lies.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 10, 2021 01:47 PM (L9P9s)

384 Everything our of their mouths is now a big, stinking, juicy smollett.

Posted by: leber at December 10, 2021 02:34 PM (TUdnY)

385 Jan 6 and Omicron aren't hoaxes in the way that Jussie's "assault" was. They are big lies; objectively insignificant events dishonestly reported as real danger to gin up fear. As a false pre-text for fear-mongering, they serve the same purpose as Jussie's "assault".

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at December 10, 2021 03:33 PM (l7udz)

386 And how will the media pay for the endless lies?

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