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Mallard Air 861, you are cleared for landing...

Seal Air 455, you may taxi to runway four...

Air Albatross one one eight, you are coming in too fast and too low, pull up pull up pull up!

World's sleepiest, laziest dog plays dead to avoid getting out of dog-bed.

Another lazy dog finds a cheatcode for walking.

Sled dog!

It's not just a fluke -- sledding is new craze of Dog Nation!

Mama cat teaches another cat to have some care with her kitten.

Nervous puppy isn't sure how to "make the move" on a boy she likes.

Cat lets her favorite stuffed animal have first eats at the food bowl.

Uh-oh, another "vigilante" who "had no business being there," better put him on trial.

#BuildBackBeaver.

Inman's first video, a classic.



Posted by: Ace at 07:33 PM




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1 Good evening, horde! Been trying to catch up on the day's proceedings, and I can. not. keep. up with all of you!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2021 07:34 PM (OX9vb)

2 Someone post so I am not first

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 15, 2021 07:34 PM (vrXGI)

3 I notified the horde downstairs.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2021 07:34 PM (OX9vb)

4 But am top10

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 07:34 PM (2JoB8)

5 Fresh Thread smell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 07:34 PM (kBuGL)

6 This isn't about the trial?
Who could have posted this?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 15, 2021 07:34 PM (Jq27z)

7 Also, kudos to april: got a first and first nood call.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 07:35 PM (kBuGL)

8 Fresh sea air

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2021 07:35 PM (qYMk7)

9 Yay cafe

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 07:35 PM (YZG/i)

10 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 07:35 PM (mD/uy)

11 I am getting piles of l eaves but I'm not going to jump in them.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 07:36 PM (2JoB8)

12 Sliding thus on the ice is very soothing to the hemorrhoids.

Posted by: Mallard at November 15, 2021 07:37 PM (xh83U)

13 Herro. Ale we creal to rand.

Posted by: Wi Tu Low at November 15, 2021 07:37 PM (AtfPU)

14 That dog playing jump rope is such a show off

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 07:37 PM (YZG/i)

15 Jeopardy lady: We recently just got our first pro sports team in Austin- a soccer team!

I am so sorry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 07:37 PM (kBuGL)

16 Bats. Another paucity. Another dearth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2021 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

17 Classic Ludacriss Cam.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 15, 2021 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

18 Interestingly, a lot of juries work hard to be unanimous. If there are one or two people who aren't convinced, the others will try to convince them, and go over the evidence very patiently.

Most jurors tend to take it seriously.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 07:38 PM (AwPyG)

19 #BuildBackBeaver

Nothing new under the sun. I've known of plenty of beavers that got a ton of use.

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 07:38 PM (mD/uy)

20 Would you say that we have a plethora of dogs?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 15, 2021 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

21 The traffic cone upside the head is so classic and perfect a response.

GET
OUT
OF
THE
ROAD

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

22 "Air seagull" is an albatross.

Posted by: JFG at November 15, 2021 07:39 PM (OD+pv)

23 Well, you secretly want the beaver to be experienced, but you do not want him to appear too experienced.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 07:39 PM (kBuGL)

24 Most animals that have learned to use tools use them to get food. Dogs use them to have fun. Should be a lesson in there somewhere.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 07:39 PM (wAnMi)

25 That old fart better be careful diving into those leaves.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2021 07:39 PM (R/m4+)

26 Jeopardy lady: We recently just got our first pro sports team in Austin- a soccer team!

So... sort of professional.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

27 These vids are great!
Thanks ace!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 07:40 PM (YZG/i)

28 You can never have too many dog videos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 07:40 PM (kBuGL)

29 That last few years, everybody's getting a crash course in civics, whether they like it or not.

Probably a good thing.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 07:40 PM (AwPyG)

30 That sleepy dog don't hunt

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2021 07:40 PM (qYMk7)

31 24 Most animals that have learned to use tools use them to get food. Dogs use them to have fun. Should be a lesson in there somewhere.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 07:39 PM (wAnMi)

Dogs are the better angels of our nature.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 07:40 PM (kBuGL)

32
Inman's first video, a classic.


That will never NOT be funny.

"... right in the dome!"

Other classics of his are "... summer teeth", and the Ludacris cam.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2021 07:41 PM (pNxlR)

33 So I've tried doing Kroger Pick-up twice now. I've got to say they don't fill me with confidence, but they have that $15 off your order deal. So the first time they were sketchy on some of the "item not available" things on my list and they completely screwed up a few others. So I got a $15 gift card. And this time I forgot to tell them no substitution on some items. Apparently they believe the regular pop is a valid substitution for the diet. Oh and they gave me two entire grocery bags of stuff that wasn't mine, so they've screwed over another customer.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2021 07:41 PM (vMCab)

34 Nervous pup has the sweetest eyes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

35 Would you say that we have a plethora of dogs?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 15, 2021 07:38 PM


One could say surfeit, but that's near impossible with dogs. Still, some diversity and inclusiveness would be welcome.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2021 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

36 Never seen that Inman video, traffic cone to the cranium

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 07:42 PM (2JoB8)

37 My wife served on a jury for a murder trial once. Initial vote was 11-1 acquit. She convinced them all that the defendant was guilty. Defendant later admitted guilt. My wife is very persuasive on everyone but...me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2021 07:42 PM (kTF2Z)

38 Oh and they gave me two entire grocery bags of stuff that wasn't mine, so they've screwed over another customer.

MY experience with delivery has been pretty mixed that way. Some stuff not in the order, sometimes someone else's order. Usually its right but you learn that some places just aren't good at delivery food. Stick with the classics and you're better off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:42 PM (KZzsI)

39 26 Jeopardy lady: We recently just got our first pro sports team in Austin- a soccer team!

So... sort of professional.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

and sort of sports

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 15, 2021 07:43 PM (cupoy)

40 One could say surfeit, but that's near impossible with dogs. Still, some diversity and inclusiveness would be welcome.

No amount of dogs makes up for a lack of bats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:43 PM (KZzsI)

41 Hmm. Getting a bunch of Cannot Retrieve Tweets at a few of those links. That's new.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 07:43 PM (jm4rC)

42 So the first time they were sketchy on some of the "item not available" things on my list
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They did this to me once with a 4-pound bag of white sugar. I've never seen the store have less than fifty of those on the shelf.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 15, 2021 07:43 PM (sGnvY)

43 Crows have fun with tools too. Corvids in general are almost frighteningly intelligent.

I heard today that if my exemption is approved, the reasonable accommodation is that I have to mask forever. That is not a reasonable accommodation. Besides the fact that masks don't fucking work, and even if they did, there is no difference in viral load with the shot, you cannot require one group of people to be visually distinct from others. If they think I won't file an EEOC complaint the second I get discriminated against, they can think again.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 15, 2021 07:44 PM (ezhJP)

44 Hmmm, comments disappearing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 07:44 PM (kBuGL)

45 I mean other people's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 07:44 PM (kBuGL)

46 42 So the first time they were sketchy on some of the "item not available" things on my list
=====

They did this to me once with a 4-pound bag of white sugar. I've never seen the store have less than fifty of those on the shelf.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 15, 2021 07:43 PM (sGnvY)



Idiot employee walking through the store with no idea where their own stuff is.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2021 07:45 PM (vMCab)

47 I don't see any comments dissap

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2021 07:45 PM (kTF2Z)

48 Boom, bitch, get out da way

Posted by: Pete Bootyjugs, Throne Sniffer at November 15, 2021 07:46 PM (Kioz2)

49 41 Hmm. Getting a bunch of Cannot Retrieve Tweets at a few of those links. That's new.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 07:43 PM (jm4rC)


Never hurts to try to refresh.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2021 07:46 PM (vMCab)

50 Erev Tov from near the swamp

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2021 07:46 PM (IHyjr)

51 >>My wife served on a jury for a murder trial once. Initial vote was 11-1 acquit. She convinced them all that the defendant was guilty. Defendant later admitted guilt. My wife is very persuasive on everyone but...me.

You married her, didn't you?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2021 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)

52 Gregory McKelvey, who tweeted that employers should give black employees 1 to 2 days off after the verdict, is he the protestor from Portland?

I can't read twitter anymore to get that information.

Posted by: four seasons at November 15, 2021 07:46 PM (kGxFO)

53 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2021 07:46 PM (sAmhv)

54 I heard today that if my exemption is approved, the reasonable accommodation is that I have to mask forever. That is not a reasonable accommodation. Besides the fact that masks don't fucking work, and even if they did, there is no difference in viral load with the shot, you cannot require one group of people to be visually distinct from others. If they think I won't file an EEOC complaint the second I get discriminated against, they can think again.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 15, 2021 07:44 PM (ezhJP)

Wear a thong

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM (yrol0)

55 Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

Posted by: Primus at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM (4I/2K)

56 Holy crap.

Windy ride on the ferry.
Hope we don't get sent back to downtown.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM (ozy+n)

57 I'm not sure if the seagull above is brilliant or retarded. Looks like the nest has been there a bit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM (sAmhv)

58 >>Oh and they gave me two entire grocery bags of stuff that wasn't mine, so they've screwed over another customer. Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2021 07:41 PM (vMCab)

(Steps up on milk-crate, addresses tired, hungry, angry gorilla cavalry)

Find his pantry. Possess it.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM (M3Z2J)

59 Idiot employee walking through the store with no idea where their own stuff is.

Or just lazy and in a hurry. Throwing stuff in the cart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM (KZzsI)

60 The sleepiest, laziest dog and the cat with the stuffed animal links are broken for me.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM (NpAcC)

61 They did this to me once with a 4-pound bag of white sugar. I've never seen the store have less than fifty of those on the shelf.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton

I suspect the gatherer simply couldn't find it. I have, on several occasions, asked a gatherer where to find something, and have never once had a response better than deer-in-the-headlights "I don't know."

FFS, you are filling carts all day, and you can't remember where stuff is?

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM (OX9vb)

62
Crows have fun with tools too. Corvids in general are almost frighteningly intelligent


Not as intelligent as COVIDS, which can distinguish between a "mostly peaceful protest" and an SEC "superspreader event".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2021 07:48 PM (pNxlR)

63 Getting broken links over here

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2021 07:48 PM (qYMk7)

64 >>Windy ride on the ferry. Hope we don't get sent back to downtown. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM (ozy+n)

If the Invasion happens while you're in mid-transit, you'll probably survive. Martians hate water.

The rest of them, not so much.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 07:49 PM (M3Z2J)

65 Pronto !

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 07:49 PM (lGHQg)

66 Shouldn't the Asian American muppet have slanty eyes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 15, 2021 07:49 PM (AtfPU)

67 If they think I won't file an EEOC complaint the second I get discriminated against, they can think again.

Hold out, just a little longer. I think the worm is about to turn on the shot. Delay til spring. They'll lose interest in the shot and it will be all global warming instead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:49 PM (KZzsI)

68 Broken links over here too boss. I just figure its Twitter being a bitch because I dumped her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:49 PM (KZzsI)

69
Nap concluded. Quite pleasant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 07:50 PM (/U27+)

70 -
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg
Posted by: Primus at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM -
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That has always been oddly amusing. With the emphasis, obviously on odd.

Posted by: irright at November 15, 2021 07:50 PM (BB7pQ)

71 61 They did this to me once with a 4-pound bag of white sugar. I've never seen the store have less than fifty of those on the shelf.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton

I suspect the gatherer simply couldn't find it. I have, on several occasions, asked a gatherer where to find something, and have never once had a response better than deer-in-the-headlights "I don't know."

FFS, you are filling carts all day, and you can't remember where stuff is?
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM (OX9vb)



You work here every day and you don't know? I come in like once every 2 weeks or more and I know where shit is that I never buy!

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2021 07:51 PM (vMCab)

72 Love that vid of the good Samaritan returning the wallet.

Blessing be upon him.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 07:51 PM (mD/uy)

73 If the Invasion happens while you're in mid-transit, you'll probably survive. Martians hate water.

The rest of them, not so much.
Posted by: ZOD


I'm not worried about martians. They're pussies.

It's the Puget sound leviathan that concerns me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 07:51 PM (ozy+n)

74 Drew Hernandez will be on Tim Pool's show tonight.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2021 07:52 PM (xPl2J)

75 Another vigilante needs arresting!

An explosion outside Liverpool Women's Hospital on Remembrance Sunday has been declared a terror incident by police.

A taxi exploded and was engulfed in flames just before 11:00 GMT at a drop-off zone near the entrance, killing the passenger and injuring the driver.

The cabbie, named locally as David Perry, was declared a hero by Liverpool Mayor Joanne Anderson for locking the suspect inside the vehicle. [andy: when his suicide vest exploded prematurely or was detonated to get into Paradise -- BTW, suspect fake converted to Christianity and was brought into the UK by a church group.]

Four men have been arrested in the city under the Terrorism Act.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 07:52 PM (UHVv4)

76 I think Leon's mom got a little scared that he might not find his way out. Love how she calls for Dave--she's not going digging in that snow.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 15, 2021 07:52 PM (7b2L9)

77 Some of the tweets look like they might have been deleted. So they were probably there when ace was gathering them for the cafe but got deleted for some reason or other. And ace probably doesn't go back and double check that they are all still there before posting.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2021 07:52 PM (vMCab)

78 Love that vid of the good Samaritan returning the wallet.

That poor lady's horror and shock that its her daughter's. I hope everyone is okay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:53 PM (KZzsI)

79 Holy crap.
Windy ride on the ferry.
Hope we don't get sent back to downtown.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM (ozy+n)

A word of thanks to you Nurse R. I put Dr. Scholl's(?) support inserts into my walkabout shoes per your recommendation and instantly my Achilles tendon felt and worked better than it has in weeks.

Now the little chirruns will no longer point and laugh as I walk by without dragging my right foot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2021 07:53 PM (R/m4+)

80 Hmmm, comments disappearing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 07:44 PM (kBuGL)


Just your imagination. Everything's fine.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at November 15, 2021 07:53 PM (GlCgp)

81 Guess I'll try to insinuate myself with the cool kids on a non-political thread. Sigh...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2021 07:53 PM (14ukD)

82 They did this to me once with a 4-pound bag of white sugar. I've never seen the store have less than fifty of those on the shelf.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton


Well, in the Before Times, there weren't any, because they were 5-pound bags. But yes, being out of sugar is pretty Soviet.

Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2021 07:53 PM (P1f+c)

83 #75 BTW, all four men have a version of Mohammad in their full names.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 07:53 PM (UHVv4)

84 What the hell, right? How deep could the snow be?

Posted by: The Dog at November 15, 2021 07:53 PM (DMQdU)

85 Hold out, just a little longer. I think the worm is about to turn on the shot. Delay til spring. They'll lose interest in the shot and it will be all global warming instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

If you work in medical field, there is no "longer." We have until Dec 5 to get the first dose, or Medicare will not pay the facility.

Submitting my religious exemption form tomorrow, and if that doesn't go, I have a secret backup plan. If I can't pull that off, don't know. My hospital will ignore the fact that there are lawsuits, and require compliance.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2021 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

86 I don't have a twitter account. I used to be able to read there anyway. The past couple of months I'm unable to. Are they requiring an account to read now?

Posted by: four seasons at November 15, 2021 07:54 PM (kGxFO)

87 Hmmm, comments disappearing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD W


I KNOW !

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 07:54 PM (ifEF9)

88 I can't read twitter anymore to get that information.

Posted by: four seasons at November 15, 2021 07:46 PM (kGxFO)
**********
You can still read Twitter and the comments by clicking on the actual tweet then copy the link in the address bar to tinyurl.com.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2021 07:54 PM (NpAcC)

89 AOS been hit by a BIG VIRUS ?

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 07:54 PM (ifEF9)

90 Shouldn't the Asian American muppet have slanty eyes.
=====

For real. If we're just doing yellow skin and black hair, things are going to get confusing.

Posted by: Bert at November 15, 2021 07:54 PM (sGnvY)

91 ..Jeopardy lady: We recently just got our first pro sports team in Austin- a soccer team! So... sort of professional.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:39 PM (KZzsI)


Prostitutes are Professionals, too. Hookers/NFL/NBA/MLB/soccer. Distinctions without (much) difference?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2021 07:54 PM (QzJWU)

92 An explosion outside Liverpool Women's Hospital on Remembrance Sunday has been declared a terror incident by police.

Its not getting much coverage here but there were several large explosions in China over the last few days, India news had some on it. Not sure what is going on, since stuff just blows up over there due to faulty construction, but this is not long after a restaurant blew up half a block because of a "gas leak"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:54 PM (KZzsI)

93 Now the little chirruns will no longer point and laugh as I walk by without dragging my right foot.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at

Get some hiking poles and whack the little bastards for laughing at
You in the first place.

Glad a simple, inexpensive suggestion worked!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 07:55 PM (ozy+n)

94 Are they requiring an account to read now?

Posted by: four seasons at November 15, 2021 07:54 PM (kGxFO)

Go to your browser's privacy settings and delete everything related to twitter (cookies, data, etc).

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 07:55 PM (YZG/i)

95 -
Holy crap.

Windy ride on the ferry.
Hope we don't get sent back to downtown.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 07:47 PM -
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Those of us "in the community" call that a Wind Tunnel.
Wait... You did say a "Windy ride on a fairy", right?

Posted by: Buttgig at November 15, 2021 07:56 PM (BB7pQ)

96 Shouldn't the Asian American muppet have slanty eyes.

Like Janice the hippy chick in the band?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:56 PM (KZzsI)

97 Rumor: Biden May Nominate Harris To Supreme Court

"When they're [Kamala-walla-ding-dong supporters] depressed, they bat down the Aaron Sorkin-style rumor that Biden might try to replace her by nominating her to a Supreme Court vacancy. That chatter has already reached top levels of the Biden orbit, according to one person who's heard it," said the piece.

-
The RINOs would confirm out of comity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2021 07:56 PM (FVME7)

98 > You work here every day and you don't know? I come in like once every 2 weeks or more and I know where shit is that I never buy!

I think a lot of people in super menial jobs like bagging and stocking learn to basically shut down their brain. They're practically sleepwalking. I remember completely zoning out when I cleaned grills in an industrial kitchen and when I was a janitor.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2021 07:56 PM (sG4Hj)

99 Thanks red and vmom.

Posted by: four seasons at November 15, 2021 07:56 PM (kGxFO)

100 85 CMS blackmails doctors and facilities every day. They tell you what to prescribe and exactly how to practice.

Posted by: CN at November 15, 2021 07:56 PM (ONvIw)

101 Lindsey Graham can't wait to vote for Kumala for SCOTUS

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2021 07:57 PM (xPl2J)

102 No twit, no tweet, no sh it, no smelly feet.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2021 07:57 PM (0OP+5)

103 I want the job of doing the evening animal thread. I have been called a dog (in various forms) and a few other choice things animal related, such as the back end of a horse. That makes me qualified plus I already spend all day watching cat videos. If this isn't a match made in heaven I don't know what is.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 07:58 PM (ESLBo)

104 AOS been hit by a BIG VIRUS ?
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 07:54 PM (ifEF9)



Like a hotdog down a hallway!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 15, 2021 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

105 Willowed.

Also, I think the train station in the picture is Amsterdam.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 15, 2021 07:59 PM (5p7BC)

106 81 took a look around and did find one link worthy but going to call it a night. See if the jury does its work in morning.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 07:59 PM (2JoB8)

107 >>I think Leon's mom got a little scared that he might not find his way out. Love how she calls for Dave--she's not going digging in that snow.

I had a Golden that would do that. He would look for any pile of powder he could find and burrow into it.

I spent a lot of time picking snowballs off his feathers.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2021 07:59 PM (ZLI7S)

108 If it's an employee packing for delivery (vs an instacarter etc), they can be under a lot of time pressure.
They don't have time to deal with questions.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 08:00 PM (YZG/i)

109 I think a lot of people in super menial jobs like bagging and stocking learn to basically shut down their brain.

I worked as a bus boy in a grocery store in my youth. First thing they had me do was go through the store and check that everything in their sales flier in the newspaper was in stock: basically "learn where everything is". By the end of the week I knew the store backward and forward.

It wasn't menial brain dead work though. Working with customers, cleaning aisles, fronting shelves, stocking stuff from the back, bagging groceries, helping people to their car, bundling up cardboard, throwing cans for returns, it was always something different and busy.

With a good boss it wasn't a bad job. When he was moved to a new store and the owners' meathead son took over, then it sucked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:00 PM (KZzsI)

110 Nite, Skip

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2021 08:00 PM (Xrfse)

111 103 I want the job of doing the evening animal thread. I have been called a dog (in various forms) and a few other choice things animal related, such as the back end of a horse. That makes me qualified plus I already spend all day watching cat videos. If this isn't a match made in heaven I don't know what is.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 07:58 PM
Spacebats?

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2021 08:00 PM (0OP+5)

112 Where is that UBI check.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 15, 2021 08:00 PM (AtfPU)

113 Re the "Who Dis" lady on the Morning Rant this Morning: Jasmine Bleeth, Hubba, Hubba. But probably the hands-down winner of the hottest chick with the weirdest name.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2021 08:01 PM (14ukD)

114 My leaves are cover in over a foot of snow.
They're staying there until spring.

Posted by: Bosk at November 15, 2021 08:01 PM (x6uUk)

115 Rumor: Biden May Nominate Harris To Supreme Court


==

I have a better idea. Pres. DeSantis nominates Ted Cruz to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 08:02 PM (ifEF9)

116 "dog thread"

Grass/string annoyance hanging from Canis posterior.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:02 PM (M3Z2J)

117 115 Teh Ted wants the Presidency

Posted by: CN at November 15, 2021 08:03 PM (ONvIw)

118 If this isn't a match made in heaven I don't know what is.

Well I'm sold

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:03 PM (KZzsI)

119 One of my favorite jobs was working in the shipping department of a manufacturer.

a sense of accomplishment without having to use many brain cells

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:03 PM (AwPyG)

120 I'm voting for SMOD to blow up over DC and obliterate the entire area, like a smouldering crater the ocean fills.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:04 PM (KZzsI)

121 Rumor: Biden May Nominate Harris To Supreme Court
==
I have a better idea. Pres. DeSantis nominates Ted Cruz to the Supreme Court.
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 08:02 PM (ifEF9)


AtC/Mark Levin/Ted Cruz troika.

Thomas can stay on too. Everyone else goes.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2021 08:04 PM (P4LRL)

122 A little late, IMHO:

@cathponeill 25m

BREAKING - Wyoming Republican Party votes 31-29 to stop recognizing Liz Cheney as a member of the GOP.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2021 08:04 PM (1t5dY)

123
Lindsey Graham can't wait to vote for Kumala for SCOTUS
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2021 07:57 PM (xPl2J)

__________

"Even though Kamala is an idiot, there are a lot of idiot judges and people and lawyers. They are entitled to a little representation, aren't they, and a little chance? We can't have all Brandeises, Frankfurters and Cardozos." - Miss Lindsay, channeling Roman Hruska

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 08:05 PM (/U27+)

124 Re the "Who Dis" lady on the Morning Rant this Morning: Jasmine Bleeth, Hubba, Hubba. But probably the hands-down winner of the hottest chick with the weirdest name.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2021 08:01 PM (14ukD)
*********
Here is her now
https://tinyurl.com/5d5saepm

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2021 08:05 PM (NpAcC)

125 If the Dems truly want Kamala out, a sex scandal.


Resigns.


They bring in xxx.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2021 08:05 PM (xh83U)

126 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 15, 2021 08:05 PM (xt7jB)

127 Apparently, vice presidenting is a job you can do with no brains at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2021 08:05 PM (FVME7)

128 >>120 I'm voting for SMOD to blow up over DC and obliterate the entire area, like a smouldering crater the ocean fills. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:04 PM (KZzsI)

Resume your can-stacking.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:05 PM (M3Z2J)

129 Wyoming Republican Party votes 31-29 to stop recognizing Liz Cheney as a member of the GOP.

How on earth could it be that close?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:05 PM (KZzsI)

130 Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 07:58 PM
Spacebats? Posted by: Eromero

You bet. Plus Space Force: Raccoon Division.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 08:06 PM (ESLBo)

131 129 the 29 were granted CYA passes

Posted by: CN at November 15, 2021 08:07 PM (ONvIw)

132 If something happened to Klammato could Brandon nominate Hillary for VP.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 15, 2021 08:07 PM (AtfPU)

133 Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg


We used to have a commenter who didn't appreciate that, for some reason.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2021 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

134 132 yep

Posted by: CN at November 15, 2021 08:07 PM (ONvIw)

135 I rake up huge piles for the grandkids to jump in. They have a blast for about an hour and then head into the house for hot chocolate and cookies. Later they help me bag them. Cherished memories.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 15, 2021 08:07 PM (j52JT)

136 With a good boss it wasn't a bad job. When he was moved to a new store and the owners' meathead son took over, then it sucked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:00 PM (KZzsI)

I know a couple of guys that stock grocery stores at night. They are all bright guys. One guy has been doing it for fifty years. He owns something like six properties that he rents to others. I try to talk old school with this guy but he has me by twenty years. The more old school I go, he one ups me because he has been around forever.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 08:07 PM (NXntH)

137 Idiot employee walking through the store with no idea where their own stuff is.
Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2021 07:45 PM (vMCab)

See, this is why I never ask for help and if someone asks, I reflexively say no thank you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:07 PM (kBuGL)

138 We used to have a commenter who didn't appreciate that, for some reason.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2021 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

Or he did REALLY appreciate it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:08 PM (kBuGL)

139 31-29? In Wyoming? For being a parody of a preening, clueless, vapid partisan idiot (for the *other* side)?

Funny, actually.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 08:08 PM (OTzUX)

140 Re the "Who Dis" lady on the Morning Rant this Morning: Jasmine Bleeth, Hubba, Hubba. But probably the hands-down winner of the hottest chick with the weirdest name.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2021 08:01 PM (14ukD)
*********
Here is her now
https://tinyurl.com/5d5saepm

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2021 08:05 PM (NpAcC)

I'm glad you posted it. I didn't have the heart to burst his bubble with a howitzer. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2021 08:08 PM (VwHCD)

141 Sorry, I forgot Ximena Duque.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2021 08:08 PM (14ukD)

142 -
Wyoming Republican Party votes 31-29 to stop recognizing Liz Cheney as a member of the GOP.

How on earth could it be that close?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:05 PM -
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---------------

Guessing 27 of the 29 moved in from Commiefornia.

Posted by: irright at November 15, 2021 08:08 PM (BB7pQ)

143 Prostitutes get on their knees for good reason.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2021 08:08 PM (qYMk7)

144 One of my favorite jobs was working in the shipping department of a manufacturer.

Posted by: artemis

I loaded railcars and semi trailers with pallets of poptarts and cereal cases for a time. Most fun I ever had on a fork lift.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 08:09 PM (mD/uy)

145 I answer may I help you, with I seriously doubt it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 15, 2021 08:09 PM (AtfPU)

146 120 I'm voting for SMOD to blow up over DC and obliterate the entire area, like a smouldering crater the ocean fills.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:04 PM (KZzsI)

A lot of history there...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:09 PM (kBuGL)

147 Everything is in aisle nine.

Posted by: Grocery Store Worker at November 15, 2021 08:10 PM (xh83U)

148 Each of tonight's animals, including the albatross taking the barrier on the grassy carrier deck, is more intelligent than all members of the Biden Junta combined. Heaven help us.

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2021 08:10 PM (AMIL/)

149 Snow? Wow.

The marine layer is making a dramatic reappearance, signaling the end to our beautiful Santa Ana (and no fires).

Hope the west gets snow this year, for my own purposes (+, drought).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 08:10 PM (OTzUX)

150 >>We used to have a commenter who didn't appreciate that, for some reason.

Really? It's hilarious. Disturbing but hilarious.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2021 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

151 Apparently, vice presidenting is a job you can do with no brains at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
------

I found my self *highly* amused by this:

Jen Psaki @PressSec
United States government official

For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:10 PM (bk3Sg)

152 >>132 If something happened to Klammato could Brandon nominate Hillary for VP.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 15, 2021 08:07 PM (AtfPU)

(Envisions Hillary with Brandon's head locked between her bare, meaty thighs, eating Biden's brain with a spoon Lecter-style, goop falling on her Flintstone-toes, cackling)

I used to hate Hillary Clinton. Certain scenarios could change that.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:10 PM (M3Z2J)

153 Wyoming Republican Party votes 31-29 to stop recognizing Liz Cheney as a member of the GOP.

How on earth could it be that close?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:05 PM (KZzsI)

Stupid Wyoming. Should have been unanimous. I blame Jackson, Laramie, and alas, prolly Sheridan and Cody.

Fooking locusts.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2021 08:11 PM (x8Wzq)

154 Ugh hubs is watching Monday Night Football. I hope the power goes out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 08:11 PM (jm4rC)

155 I found my self *highly* amused by this:

Jen Psaki @PressSec
United States government official

For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:10 PM (bk3Sg)

If you have to say it, then it isn't true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:11 PM (kBuGL)

156 -
I'm voting for SMOD to blow up over DC and obliterate the entire area, like a smouldering crater the ocean fills.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:04 PM -
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-----------------

That might be the most beautiful story I've ever heard.

Posted by: irright at November 15, 2021 08:11 PM (BB7pQ)

157 Guessing 27 of the 29 moved in from Commiefornia.

Posted by: irright at November 15, 2021 08:08 PM (BB7pQ)

either that or they are somehow related to the Cheneys.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 08:12 PM (NXntH)

158 If the Dems truly want Kamala out, a sex scandal.
Posted by: davidt


WTH would be a "sex scandal" to the dems?

Her husband comes out as a cisgender male?

Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2021 08:12 PM (P1f+c)

159 Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:10 PM

We need to send bluebell a gross of candles, stat!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2021 08:12 PM (a3Q+t)

160 For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:10 PM (bk3Sg)
*********
Yeah, like the border.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2021 08:12 PM (NpAcC)

161
133 Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

We used to have a commenter who didn't appreciate that, for some reason.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2021 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

Primus SUCKS!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 15, 2021 08:12 PM (II3Gr)

162 Jen doing more damage control (and poorly) than the Rooskies at Chernobyl.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2021 08:12 PM (Xrfse)

163 The Wyoming people may have wanted to be nice to her dad. But I get the impression that WY is like AZ and UT, where their elected officials are not representative of mainstream thought in the state.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:13 PM (AwPyG)

164 Jordan, any kneeling?

Or has "systemic racism" magically disappeared as mysteriously as it (artificially) appeared, so, no "protests"?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 08:13 PM (OTzUX)

165 I used to hate Hillary Clinton. Certain scenarios could change that.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:10 PM

Her suck starting a 1911 would be one of the few I can envision.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2021 08:13 PM (rBtIz)

166 ither that or they are somehow related to the Cheneys.
Posted by: Quint

How far removed - 1st or 2nd cousins? Asking for a friend into genealogy.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 08:13 PM (ESLBo)

167 Coming back from Galveston Island on the ferry one afternoon pulling a big trailer mounted BBQ smoker. Captain saw a puff of smoke from the pit and turned the ferry around. Deck hands gave each other a look, retrieved a bucket of water from the gulf, and doused the embers. Captain turned the ferry back around and home we went. Narry a word was uttered.

Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2021 08:14 PM (jhuEg)

168 144 One of my favorite jobs was working in the shipping department of a manufacturer.

Posted by: artemis

I loaded railcars and semi trailers with pallets of poptarts and cereal cases for a time. Most fun I ever had on a fork lift.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 08:09 PM
Worked nights in a textile mill while in college, guys asks 'can you run a forklift?' I say 'hell yeah'. He puts me on a pallet mule moving around 500 pound loads of cloth. Didn't last long enough for me to flunk out of college.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2021 08:14 PM (0OP+5)

169 "WTH would be a "sex scandal" to the dems?"


Sex with a Republican.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2021 08:14 PM (xh83U)

170 Ugh hubs is watching Monday Night Football. I hope the power goes out.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 08:11 PM (jm4rC)

distract him !

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 08:14 PM (ifEF9)

171 Idiot employee walking through the store with no idea where their own stuff is.
Posted by: buzzion
-----

I asked a 20-something at the local Ace (no relationship to our Ace!) where to find nylon fasteners. He stared at me for a second, and said, 'You mean, like, seatbelts?'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:14 PM (WD9ZA)

172 Her suck starting a 1911 would be one of the few I can envision.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2021 08:13 PM (rBtIz)

I am betting she would go for a Tokarev or a Nagant revolver.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:14 PM (kBuGL)

173 ""Jen Psaki @PressSec
United States government official

For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country""


And like the rest of the drooling retard's administration she fucked it up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2021 08:14 PM (VwHCD)

174 About to watch Tom Selleck in Daughters of Satan (1972)
This promises to be super cheesy

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 08:15 PM (YZG/i)

175 - -
Goin on down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind

Posted by: irright at November 15, 2021 08:15 PM (BB7pQ)

176 cFor anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country""


==

Let's Go Heather !!

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 08:15 PM (ifEF9)

177 >>Her suck starting a 1911 would be one of the few I can envision. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2021 08:13 PM (rBtIz)

She is a lesbian. She will not insert a protuberance in her mouth-part.

A shaved, tattooed claymore mine, perhaps. She might lick that.

But not a pistol.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:15 PM (M3Z2J)

178 Its not getting much coverage here but there were several large explosions in China over the last few days, India news had some on it. Not sure what is going on, since stuff just blows up over there due to faulty construction, but this is not long after a restaurant blew up half a block because of a "gas leak"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 07:54 PM (KZzsI)

I've found a few Indian news sites that are light years ahead of our so called news sites. Some of the sites are pure anti CCP but others do a job explaining what is happening all over the world. The world is getting ready to burn with embers smoldering everywhere and our media is concerned about pro nouns and a guy in a dress is female.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 15, 2021 08:16 PM (j52JT)

179 Have no idea, but easily can see in a tiny state like WY (population) that the GOP is a very very tiny, very weird little clique, and we're talking about party committee vote or something, not a primary. So a bizarre outcome like this close vote is not that hard to understand (if the situation is as I'm guessing it is). Small clique, long-time family friends, etc. In other words not an organization run, in any respect, for the good of the citizenry, just a plaything/ladder/cash cow/power trip for the clique.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 08:16 PM (OTzUX)

180 Or has "systemic racism" magically disappeared as mysteriously as it (artificially) appeared, so, no "protests"?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 08:13 PM (OTzUX)


I didn't see any kneeling. It's some kind of salute the military thing, with a quartet of black people singing the anthem.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 08:16 PM (jm4rC)

181 was outside all day yesterday but didn't feel good last night. ran a fever last night and didn't feel good today. don't know if it's just left over covid bits. i said f it today and played RD2 all day.

Posted by: megthered at November 15, 2021 08:16 PM (sfWd9)

182 I loaded railcars and semi trailers with pallets of poptarts and cereal cases for a time. Most fun I ever had on a fork lift.
---
Classic example of "Good Things for Bad Boys and Bad Things for Good Boys." Either way it is a win. z

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 08:16 PM (ESLBo)

183 I am betting she would go for a Tokarev or a Nagant revolver.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:14 PM

This would be acceptable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2021 08:16 PM (rBtIz)

184 Jen Psaki @PressSec
United States government official

For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country.

Vital. Bold. Key. Just marketing word bingo.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 15, 2021 08:17 PM (4I/2K)

185 I watch WION on YouTube sometimes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 15, 2021 08:17 PM (AtfPU)

186 @155

Someone here said it earlier, that it sounds like the 'we have every confidence' speech that happens just before a coach gets fired.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:17 PM (AwPyG)

187 >>Her suck starting a 1911 would be one of the few I can envision. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2021 08:13 PM (rBtIz)

Admit it--you'd take one for the team. Incense, wine, can-dles. Just to brag about it.

Zod would take one for the team. Challenge accepted. I'll bet she smells like Pottery Barn and rectum.

Freaky scene.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:17 PM (M3Z2J)

188 What irritates me at the grocery store is how incompetent the baggers are. I put the food on the conveyor belt in the order in which I want it bagged. And yet, they will put raw meat with bread, cans on top of bananas, a hot rotisserie chicken with a frozen pizza, etc. Just baffling. It isn't rocket science.

The other thing that annoys me is that all the stores in the area sort things basically the same way. Gingersnaps, for example, are always on the top shelf, which I can't reach, in both Kroger and HEB. I asked a manager about it, and he said that the grocery stores outsource their shelving arrangements, which I guess makes sense.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 15, 2021 08:18 PM (8548M)

189 And here is a message for the one who calls himself "Diogenes." I was also stationed in Sinop, as a Russian linguist.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2021 08:18 PM (14ukD)

190 Ace, earlier today: "These people are... what's the word? Dumb as puddle of mud that's been fucked by retards."

what more, or better, could be said ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 15, 2021 08:18 PM (ahosz)

191 Good evening, horde! Been trying to catch up on the day's proceedings, and I can. not. keep. up with all of you!
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2021 07:34 PM (OX9vb)

Same here, April - so much content and lickety-split commentary!

Thanks, ace for the cafe threads best decompression around.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 15, 2021 08:18 PM (nWxPx)

192 For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country

**

The correct thing to do here is to say "Name one, and be specific."

It won't happen, of course.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 08:18 PM (R8KJo)

193 How on earth could it be that close?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


It's this new thing called 'money'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2021 08:18 PM (1t5dY)

194 Vital. Bold. Key. Just marketing word bingo.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 15, 2021 08:17 PM (4I/2K)

'Challenges' is another one. Never describe something as a 'problem.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:18 PM (kBuGL)

195 Her suck starting a 1911 would be one of the few I can envision.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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My fantasy is that she discovers Bill in flagrante delicto, and murders him with a lamp. A twofer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:18 PM (WD9ZA)

196 145 I answer may I help you, with I seriously doubt it.
Posted by: Boss Moss

I answer "I have a question" with "I might have an answer!"

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2021 08:19 PM (OX9vb)

197 Jen Psaki @PressSec
United States government official

For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country



I am 1,000 percent for Tom Eagleton and I have no intention of dropping him from the ticket.

Posted by: Zombie George McGovern! at November 15, 2021 08:19 PM (I2/tG)

198 I'm voting for SMOD to blow up over DC and obliterate the entire area, like a smouldering crater the ocean fills.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:04 PM (KZzsI)

A lot of history there...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at Novemb

Not for long once the current cultural revolution finishes up. The pricks just tried putting a warning label on the founding documents.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 15, 2021 08:19 PM (j52JT)

199 A lot of history there...

I'm willing to make that sacrifice

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:19 PM (KZzsI)

200 She is a lesbian. She will not insert a protuberance in her mouth-part.

A shaved, tattooed claymore mine, perhaps. She might lick that.

But not a pistol.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:15 PM

Shaped charges can be formed into many shapes. This is acceptable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2021 08:20 PM (rBtIz)

201 Zod would take one for the team. Challenge accepted. I'll bet she smells like Pottery Barn and rectum.

Freaky scene.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:17 PM (M3Z2J)

Not enough Strawberry Hill in the history of the world to make that doable now that she is in her Chairman Mao phase of development.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:20 PM (kBuGL)

202 I would put the Wynona's Big Brown Beaver video on a higher artistic level than, probably, 50% of the art thread paintings. I'm not sure if that's a compliment for Primus, or a criticism of a lot of paintings.

Posted by: irright at November 15, 2021 08:20 PM (BB7pQ)

203 >>My fantasy is that she discovers Bill in flagrante delicto, and murders him with a lamp. A twofer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:18 PM (WD9ZA)

(Pulls out Clue game)

Hmm...rope, candlestick, dildo, knife...lamp?

Wrong game. Maybe Operation?

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:20 PM (M3Z2J)

204 This entire administration is like 6 monkeys trying to fuck a football.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2021 08:21 PM (VwHCD)

205 Wow, just saw a recent clip with Yellen. What a blithering idiot.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2021 08:21 PM (pA4Ca)

206 This entire administration is like 6 monkeys trying to fuck a football.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2021 08:21 PM (VwHCD)

Poetry, man. Pure poetry.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 15, 2021 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

207 Jordan, thanks.

Though "saluting the military" is problematic (and kind of hilarious, for the NFL, but that's separate).

I mean just the other day the Commandant said the Corps needed to change, and he used idiotic county welfare dept. HR garbage-speak terms to say it. So it's problematic that the NFL is "saluting" a military so rife with racism, sexism, whateverism, that the Commandant announces an overhaul.

At least to the airheads now dominating the culture and the country.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 08:22 PM (OTzUX)

208 A lot of history there...

I'm willing to make that sacrifice

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:19 PM (KZzsI)

Yup, rebuild the monuments that matter, fuck the rest.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2021 08:22 PM (VwHCD)

209 162 Jen doing more damage control (and poorly) than the Rooskies at Chernobyl.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2021 08:12 PM (Xrfse)


Jen's job is not to try to convince rational people to believe everything The Junta does is good for all people and the whole country. Her job is to tweet and speak talking points the Mainstream Media can use to reassure the Dem base that all is well and proceeding per plan, despite insanely racist opposition from The Trump-lovers.

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2021 08:22 PM (AMIL/)

210 And yet, they will put raw meat with bread, cans on top of bananas, a hot rotisserie chicken with a frozen pizza, etc. Just baffling. It isn't rocket science.

They trained me on that too, a video then someone working with me. Except I'd been bagging groceries for mom for like 11 years, so it was a breeze. I didn't need any help.

I mean... its common sense. You build a foundation on the bottom with the heavier, more solid stuff, put the softer and more fragile stuff on top of that. double bag if its going to be heavier. Its not exactly a puzzler, as you note.

The problem is the plastic bags. You can't really build a structure with those, its all just dumped in and rolls around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:23 PM (KZzsI)

211 "204 This entire administration is like 6 monkeys trying to fuck a football.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2021 08:21 PM (VwHCD) "


best part is, they're female monkeys and don't have the wherewithal !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 15, 2021 08:23 PM (ahosz)

212 Wow, just saw a recent clip with Yellen. What a blithering idiot.
Posted by: Infidel
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Everything concerning our country, and heritage, is in the hands of these people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:23 PM (WZ5i4)

213 Zod would take one for the team. Challenge accepted. I'll bet she smells like Pottery Barn and rectum.

Freaky scene.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:17 PM

Zod went there. I present this:

https://youtu.be/AttdsmiMyPw

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2021 08:23 PM (rBtIz)

214 The Cheney thing may be in response to DJT posts. You can tell he does them himself, because he has long run on sentences that contain multiple digs.

He always refers to Cheney as "with a 19% approval rating"

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:23 PM (AwPyG)

215 Not really getting why black people should get anything related to the trial..neither the shooter or the shot are black...without even getting into the idea of why anyone who isn't in or directly related to the trial should get off work because of if

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 15, 2021 08:23 PM (3/XaG)

216 The problem is the plastic bags. You can't really build a structure with those, its all just dumped in and rolls around.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:23 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, but like with like is still key.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:24 PM (kBuGL)

217 I once asked for engineering paper at an art supply store. I guess that was a mistake, but engineering paper is hella useful for art, and I wanted Staedtler; the office supply stores had only Topps, which sucks ass. The guy showed me graph paper. I told him I was looking for ENGINEERING paper. He asked me to be more specific. Staedtler 937 811E Engineer's Computation Pad was not specific enough.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 15, 2021 08:24 PM (8548M)

218 "WTH would be a "sex scandal" to the dems?"

Sex only with their spouse.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 08:24 PM (mD/uy)

219 "It looks like the Rittenhouse prosecutor has an email address which reads, Flufferboy2004@yahoo.com, according to the data aggregation sites."

This from Anonymous Conservative, who is... different.

Posted by: MkY at November 15, 2021 08:24 PM (Foq6I)

220 The most fascinating thing about Kamala is that before she was VP she was a vicious, slightly shrewd attack dog going back to when she was SF DA, now she's a barely able to keep it together basket case.

And we're going to be stuck with this clown for at least three more years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 15, 2021 08:25 PM (oHeld)

221 @217

First world problems!

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:25 PM (AwPyG)

222 >>Yellen. What a blithering idiot.
Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2021 08:21 PM (pA4Ca)

She has one child.

A human male willingly had intercourse with her and was aroused enough to seed her to make a human, unless there were peculiarities to her child-making that are as yet unknown.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:25 PM (M3Z2J)

223 I always keep in mind the people running Kenosha stood down and let a riot burn the city down. This caused a few young people to step up to protect what they could. And now, the same people running Kenosha are trying to put one these young people in prison for life for defending himself from the wolves these Kenosha powers empowered, enabled, and turned loose on the city.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 08:25 PM (ESLBo)

224 219 "It looks like the Rittenhouse prosecutor has an email address which reads, Flufferboy2004@yahoo.com, according to the data aggregation sites."

This from Anonymous Conservative, who is... different.
Posted by: MkY at November 15, 2021 08:24 PM (Foq6I)

Seems more like he would be a 'supersaiyen429'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:26 PM (kBuGL)

225 "It looks like the Rittenhouse prosecutor has an email address which reads, Flufferboy2004@yahoo.com, according to the data aggregation sites."

This from Anonymous Conservative, who is... different.


Heh, let him deny it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 15, 2021 08:26 PM (SchxB)

226 A human male willingly had intercourse with her and was aroused enough to seed her to make a human, unless there were peculiarities to her child-making that are as yet unknown.

There's always Hillary's old turkey baster, just used once

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:26 PM (KZzsI)

227 VP Giggle-Tits won't discuss classified information, because she could tell you, but then she'd have to kill you.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 15, 2021 08:26 PM (BPuaD)

228 Recall that Kamala's late-acquired husband is an entertainment lawyer. Which means he has a suitcase full of scandals, some hidden and some not-so-hidden.

Rumor was he got one of his kid's primary school teachers pregnant.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:27 PM (AwPyG)

229 Not really getting why black people should get anything related to the trial..neither the shooter or the shot are black...without even getting into the idea of why anyone who isn't in or directly related to the trial should get off work because of if Posted by: Azjaege
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Franchise fee for use of the BLM logo and consulting fees.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 08:27 PM (ESLBo)

230 "...unless there were peculiarities to her child-making that are as yet unknown.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:25 PM (M3Z2J)

You mean to the public at large, of course!

Posted by: MkY at November 15, 2021 08:28 PM (Foq6I)

231 @223

Exactly. City government is rotten to the core.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:28 PM (AwPyG)

232 at this point, I can't decide who was worse, Bush or Cheney. I can't think of a pair that has meant less to their party after their time in office. It would be hard work to mean less to the political party that gave you everything.

Crap, Bob Dole and Dan Quayle are more relevant to Repubs than Bush and Cheney.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 08:28 PM (NXntH)

233 Giggle-Tits won't discuss classified information, because she could tell you, but then she'd have to kill you.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 15, 2021

Any classified information she receives is in a child's coloring book.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 15, 2021 08:28 PM (j52JT)

234 What irritates me at the grocery store is how incompetent the baggers are. I put the food on the conveyor belt in the order in which I want it bagged. And yet, they will put raw meat with bread, cans on top of bananas, a hot rotisserie chicken with a frozen pizza, etc. Just baffling. It isn't rocket science.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 15, 2021 08:18 PM (8548M)


Oh man, that sucks. At the commissary they have baggers who work for tips only, and they do a pretty good job.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 08:29 PM (jm4rC)

235 >>227 VP Giggle-Tits won't discuss classified information, because she could tell you, but then she'd have to kill you.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 15, 2021 08:26 PM (BPuaD)

Kamala, Hillary, thighs, a spoon, brain, Flintstone toes, meal, cackling.

(a young woman will massage my feet this night to assuage the nightmares. She will not be paid).

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:29 PM (M3Z2J)

236 218 "WTH would be a "sex scandal" to the dems?"

Sex only with their spouse.
Posted by: Tonypete



Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2021 08:29 PM (sAmhv)

237 A human male willingly had intercourse with her and was aroused enough to seed her to make a human, unless there were peculiarities to her child-making that are as yet unknown.
Posted by: ZOD

I threw up in my mouth. I did not need to know that.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2021 08:29 PM (pA4Ca)

238 Heavy paper bags do seem to have gone the way of the dodo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:29 PM (kBuGL)

239 The racial angle is just that KR showed up at one of the fiery-but-peaceful BLM protests, carrying a rifle, and on the Wrong Side.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 15, 2021 08:30 PM (YOIA1)

240 Zod went there. I present this:

https://youtu.be/AttdsmiMyPw
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

"Why don't you take me to the bedroom and creme my brule!"

That is some Class A writing right there!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 08:30 PM (mD/uy)

241 >>229 Not really getting why black people should get anything related to the trial.. Posted by: Azjaege

Racist. Unfortunate. Now you will hold Kamala's feet while Hillary eats her brain with a spoon, cackling.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:31 PM (M3Z2J)

242 My son worked for a while at Kroger, starting as a bagger. No training on bagging whatsoever, except for remembering his Dad's righteous rants when putting the groceries away.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 15, 2021 08:31 PM (4I/2K)

243 You mean, like, seatbelts?'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

*snort

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2021 08:31 PM (OX9vb)

244 Beto has front teeth that remind me of Mr. Ed. And politics that remind of Mr. Ed's backside.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 08:31 PM (ESLBo)

245 Any classified information she receives is in a child's coloring book.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain
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Wait...isn't that the standard method?

Posted by: Barky at November 15, 2021 08:31 PM (GBHAb)

246 A sex scandal for Kamala would give her the option of the victim card.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2021 08:32 PM (xh83U)

247 I always keep in mind the people running Kenosha stood down and let a riot burn the city down. This caused a few young people to step up to protect what they could. And now, the same people running Kenosha are trying to put one these young people in prison for life for defending himself from the wolves these Kenosha powers empowered, enabled, and turned loose on the city.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 08:25 PM (ESLBo)

And those who spurned us on., sit in judgement of all wrong, they decide and the shotgun sings the song.- The Who

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2021 08:32 PM (VwHCD)

248 Heavy paper bags do seem to have gone the way of the dodo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:29 PM (kBuGL)


They have them at our local store. But I have canvas ones that I wash after every trip, because this stupid effing state charges 8 cents a bag.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 08:32 PM (jm4rC)

249 Heavy paper bags do seem to have gone the way of the dodo.

They are all going to shorty bags with those handles that tear loose at the worst time here.

Still better than crappy plastic bags or those disease mongering "reusable" also plastic bags to save the turtle

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:32 PM (KZzsI)

250 Beto has front teeth that remind me of Mr. Ed. And politics that remind me of Mr. Ed's backside.

Posted by: LostInSpace

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I couldn't proof read the letter A or a with any consistency.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 08:33 PM (ESLBo)

251 I am not overly fond of beavers, we had one dig through an earthen dam and I wound up moving several tons of bentonite in 50 lb bags by hand down a deer path to fill the cavity.

The humorous point was when I stepped in one of the post holes filled with wet bentonite and I wound up sunk to my hip and unable to get out due to suction and the angle.
Dad looked at me oddly and asked if I was ok, I told him I was stuck like a bogged cow, and then started thrashing and mooing panickedly to show him.
He pulled me out.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 08:33 PM (P9T5R)

252 244 Beto has front teeth that remind me of Mr. Ed. And politics that remind of Mr. Ed's backside.
Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 08:31 PM (ESLBo)


True. But I almost can't blame the guy for thinking he has a chance. The current Administration seems to consist entirely of idiots, from top to bottom, no exceptions allowed. It's no wonder that Beto thinks that this is his time.

Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2021 08:34 PM (R+A4V)

253 She has one child.

A human male willingly had intercourse with her and was aroused enough to seed her to make a human, unless there were peculiarities to her child-making that are as yet unknown.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:25 PM (M3Z2J)

I'm voting unknown. You would have to have a grudge against your dick to fuck that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2021 08:34 PM (VwHCD)

254 The most important thing Dick Cheney has ever done was to be the the purported inspiration for Ace's "Night of the Rampaging Cougar-Man".

Posted by: irright at November 15, 2021 08:35 PM (BB7pQ)

255 188 What irritates me at the grocery store is how incompetent the baggers are. I put the food on the conveyor belt in the order in which I want it bagged. And yet, they will put raw meat with bread, cans on top of bananas, a hot rotisserie chicken with a frozen pizza, etc. Just baffling. It isn't rocket science.


Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 15, 2021 08:18 PM (8548M)


Below 2-sigma grocery store baggers are just like Lucy Arnaz dealing with chocolate candies on the conveyor belt: Cannot keep up with the flow. So the careful similar-item line up you and I do usually ends up as a disordered jumble in at the end of the line. I simply sigh and identify the bags my cold items ended-up in when I put them in my vehicle.

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2021 08:35 PM (AMIL/)

256 246 A sex scandal for Kamala would give her the option of the victim card.
Posted by: davidt



I don't think anybody would be shocked to find out she's a swinger.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2021 08:35 PM (sAmhv)

257 Evening, Horde. Been on my back under the car much of the afternoon. Oil pan is off the engine, and all the impediments to taking it off removed, which took more time than the pan itself.

#6 piston removed; rings are intact, but just plum wore out, and the top ring groove on the piston is worn oversize. This was one of the two cylinders that were responsible for the lion's share of the oil-burning, based on my reading of the spark plugs. I have a set of new piston rings and three new pistons. I think I will get this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2021 08:35 PM (P3gRi)

258 https://www.youtube.com/. Scottsdale School Board meeting live. This is the one with the board head and his dad making dossiers on parents.

Posted by: Jdw at November 15, 2021 08:35 PM (AuUlq)

259 Some self proclaimed "science education website" twatter account (Zone_Astronomy) posted that seagull train tracks picture and said something about a duck making a nest.

They got ratio'd hard and fast - while hundreds stuck up for them. Thing is, a supposed feed talking about physics and scolding about global warming loses all credibility if they can't even identify a bird most 5 year old kids could tell from a duck.

I'd post the hysterical link but they pulled it after a day of embarrassment.

Probably a Chinese twatter.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 08:36 PM (wAnMi)

260 So I was driving and missed the final presentations to the Jury. What say you all: Will they find him not guilty on all counts?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2021 08:36 PM (IHyjr)

261 I'm voting unknown. You would have to have a grudge against your dick to fuck that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Okay B, even the spousal unit is laughing her brains out on that one.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 08:36 PM (mD/uy)

262
For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country

Sounds like a quote right out of one of those automatic mission statement generators.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2021 08:36 PM (63Dwl)

263 The dems are having a bad month. And think about how it must feel to have only Pete and Beto, on the bench and strapping on their skates. Oy.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:36 PM (AwPyG)

264 For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country

Is that from the Bee? Or Duffel Bag?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2021 08:37 PM (IHyjr)

265 >>to fill the cavity.

Hillary, Flintstone toes, incense, wine, can-dles, yellowed wine-teeth, The Laugh, bondage implements, Johnny Carson reruns on the soundless television in the corner, cold pizza, a wailing animal, willow-branches smacking a rain-streaked window, regret, hopelessness

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:37 PM (M3Z2J)

266 @258

what do you want to bet some of these school board people are glowies?

How does one go about making a dossier as a civilian?

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:38 PM (AwPyG)

267 I used to listen to shortwave radio when most countries still had at least a couple hours of broadcast. The internet killed that.

Radio Havana was pretty bad - really bad - as far as Cuba news or historicity went. But interestingly enough they were reasonably even handed and neutral when simply reporting straight news and breaking events from around the world. This is a valid strategy as far as propaganda goes.

What's also interesting, is American news media feels no need to report anything even handedly, or remotely neutral or "just the facts". I stopped watching any networks about 2008,

I'm just gobsmacked anybody can watch that shit when I see even snippets of it today.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 08:38 PM (WlX38)

268 Bond. Staedtler Bond.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 08:38 PM (UHVv4)

269 prayers for rain. Zod suffocates, he breathes in dirt

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:39 PM (M3Z2J)

270 Heavy paper bags do seem to have gone the way of the dodo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:29 PM (kBuGL)

They have them at our local store. But I have canvas ones that I wash after every trip, because this stupid effing state charges 8 cents a bag.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 08:32 PM (jm4rC)


Remember back when the produce department had little cubbyholes under the produce with 2-3 different sized paper bags? Now it's crappy plastic bags that remind me of the stuff they use for dry cleaning. An ear of corn will go right through one of those things.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 08:39 PM (wAnMi)

271 My time grows near. I shall begin my slouch toward Bethlehem.

Posted by: Hillary at November 15, 2021 08:40 PM (R+A4V)

272 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: cya4+1 at November 15, 2021 08:40 PM (oSX/P)

273 a young woman will massage my feet this night to assuage the nightmares. She will not be paid).
Posted by: ZOD

Will you first remove your crocs?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 08:40 PM (U2p+3)

274
The problem is the plastic bags. You can't really build a structure with those, its all just dumped in and rolls around.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:23 PM (KZzsI


I happened to be working at a grocery store when they went to plastic bags. We were trained how to load them.

One strategy is to make walls with things like a bacon package, cracker box, etc, and then fill in the middle.

To reassure patrons that the bags were strong enough, my boss hung a bag full of 2-liter pop bottles near the entrance and poked holes all over it. It still held the bottles.

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2021 08:41 PM (6RgRK)

275 putting anything cold, especially frozen, next to bread causes problems (as does hot stuff)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 15, 2021 08:41 PM (sJHOI)

276 What are you folks' opinion of "Suspicious Observers"?

Posted by: Idahonian at November 15, 2021 08:41 PM (JUcCg)

277 I AM the "key, important challenges facing the country."

Posted by: Biden's Languishing Man Part at November 15, 2021 08:41 PM (R+A4V)

278 249 Heavy paper bags do seem to have gone the way of the dodo.

They are all going to shorty bags with those handles that tear loose at the worst time here.

Still better than crappy plastic bags or those disease mongering "reusable" also plastic bags to save the turtle
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:32 PM (KZzsI)


Bags!? Let me tell you what the libs have coming to a state near you. No plastic bags - ever. Not allowed to buy a reusable bag in the store, and if you want paper it costs you 4 cents per bag. Welcome to shopping in this frozen liberalsicle.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 15, 2021 08:41 PM (8B3T1)

279 Remember how they were trying so hard, for a couple of years, to make Chelsea a thing?

Didn't seem to work.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:42 PM (AwPyG)

280
For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:10 PM (bk3Sg)


Michael Malice's response was: SO DID HE [CRAP] HIMSELF OR NO

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 08:42 PM (P9T5R)

281 I think what Rosenbaum intended to do was tackle Kyle and pound his head into the concrete. But, sucks to be him, he ran into the line of fire. Kyle was shooting low and Rosenbaum fell into the fatal shots.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2021 08:42 PM (LurKo)

282 Will you first remove your crocs?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 08:40 PM (U2p+3)

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Oh shit, Nurse off the top rope!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2021 08:42 PM (kTF2Z)

283 "Why don't you take me to the bedroom and creme my brule!"

That is some Class A writing right there!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 08:30 PM

The Damn Few are hysterical. As Zod might say, you will watch them all. You will do it now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2021 08:42 PM (rBtIz)

284 >>Will you first remove your crocs?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 08:40 PM (U2p+3)

Zod does not wear crocs.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:42 PM (M3Z2J)

285 Ian Miles Cheong @ stillgray.substack.com
@stillgray
Marvel writer urges people to burn down the city of Kenosha over Rittenhouse trial verdict

https://tinyurl.com/aa54mtuk

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2021 08:43 PM (NpAcC)

286 AOP - Which car/engine?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:43 PM (pK7cg)

287 Remember how they were trying so hard, for a couple of years, to make Chelsea a thing? Didn't seem to work.
Posted by: artemis
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Define "thing"

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 08:43 PM (ESLBo)

288 I'm just gobsmacked anybody can watch that shit when I see even snippets of it today.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 08:38 PM (WlX38


A friend of ours shares the stuff he learns about Corona virus from the CNN website.

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2021 08:43 PM (6RgRK)

289 >>Oh shit, Nurse off the top rope!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2021 08:42 PM (kTF2Z)

Step back, son. I'll handle this.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:43 PM (M3Z2J)

290 -
What are you folks' opinion of "Suspicious Observers"?

Posted by: Idahonian at November 15, 2021 08:41 PM -
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I don't trust them. Why are they watching us?

Posted by: irright at November 15, 2021 08:43 PM (BB7pQ)

291 279 Remember how they were trying so hard, for a couple of years, to make Chelsea a thing?

Didn't seem to work.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:42 PM
Oh, Chelsea's a thing all right.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2021 08:43 PM (0OP+5)

292 >>272 hola chamucos y chamucas
Posted by: cya4+1 at November 15, 2021 08:40 PM (oSX/P)

No one speaks brown here, pilgrim. Just American.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:44 PM (M3Z2J)

293 Oh, I wouldn't say the Bushes are irrelevant to today's Republican Party--they and their camp followers are most definitely very involved in strategy and steering.

And therein lies the problem...

Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2021 08:44 PM (UewuT)

294 Speaking of glowies:

Portland OR Alerts
@pdxalerts
Gresham: Police enroute to a business on NW Division, caller reports a group of armed men are pointing guns at a tow truck driver who is trying to tow illegally parked cars in the parking lot, caller says the armed men claim to be federal agents 1/2

Update NW Division Call: officer arriving on scene says everything is "code-4" and that the men talking with the tow truck driver "look like feds"


Top. Men.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2021 08:44 PM (I2/tG)

295 Step back, son. I'll handle this.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:43 PM (M3Z2J)

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You will fetch nurse a beer. You will do this now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2021 08:44 PM (kTF2Z)

296 What are you folks' opinion of "Suspicious Observers


Who's suspicious? Us or them?

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:45 PM (AwPyG)

297 8:44 EST. (calculates BAC. Unsatisfactory).

Time to play like a champion.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:45 PM (M3Z2J)

298 The little girl that stood up to the school board in FL re masks in on Stinchfield next.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2021 08:45 PM (pA4Ca)

299 BTW, all four men have a version of Mohammad in their full names.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 07:53 PM (UHVv4)

Whoda ever thunk it, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2021 08:46 PM (P3gRi)

300 Remember how they were trying so hard, for a couple of years, to make Chelsea a thing?

Didn't seem to work.
Posted by: artemis
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I'll have you know that I am Vice Chair of the Clinton Foundation, prole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:46 PM (GBHAb)

301 Yeah, I'm sure the online order shopper gets run ragged, and don't GAF.

I order groceries about 5 times a year, so when I order something, I need it. "Substitutes Acceptable" and they still would screw up.

I ordered some things. "Out of stock". You mean to tell me, you guys don't have ANY EGGS of any kind, whatsoever? Completely out, right? A couple incidents like that, they got it figured.

I noticed you have to have the latest and greatest smart phone operating system. I can't order online from anybody right now, which pisses me off. Walmart, Costco, Aldis, everybody local who delivers. This isn't complicated. I just want some damn food ordered.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 08:46 PM (WlX38)

302 289 >>Oh shit, Nurse off the top rope!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2021 08:42 PM (kTF2Z)

Step back, son. I'll handle this.
Posted by: ZOD at

Now. The bling you have chosen for your crocs, Mr Zod,

Will that be debit or credit?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 08:46 PM (U2p+3)

303 284 >>Will you first remove your crocs?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 08:40 PM (U2p+3)

Zod does not wear crocs.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:42 PM (M3Z2J)

Does he wear Alligator Shoes?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

304
I'll have you know that I am Vice Chair of the Clinton Foundation, prole.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Posted by: Oops...Chelsea at November 15, 2021 08:47 PM (GBHAb)

305 If you listen to the Alex Jones types, the Bushes are just as bad as Soros.

The grain of salt I use with Alex Jones is getting smaller and smaller, I must say

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:47 PM (AwPyG)

306 Evening, Horde. Been on my back under the car much of the afternoon. Oil pan is off the engine, and all the impediments to taking it off removed, which took more time than the pan itself.

You lost me at the car.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 15, 2021 08:47 PM (wAnMi)

307 >>This isn't complicated. I just want some damn food ordered. Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 08:46 PM (WlX3

(Nods to gorilla cavalry)

You may eat him.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:47 PM (M3Z2J)

308 Does he wear Alligator Shoes?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

---------

Alligators don't wear shoes. Duh!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2021 08:48 PM (kTF2Z)

309
Ladyl is coming to visit Miley and me for a few days, as she mentioned on the ONT. She's sitting in Hotlanta now waiting for the flight to GSP, which should take off in about 30 minutes. If it's on time, she'll be out front of the terminal at GSP by a little after 10 PM.

We'll be taking off over there to GSP when she takes off, and that should get the timing just right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2021 08:48 PM (Mzdiz)

310 Update NW Division Call: officer arriving on scene says everything is "code-4" and that the men talking with the tow truck driver "look like feds"

Top. Men.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2021 08:44 PM (I2/tG)

Interesting. If they are Feds, why the hell would they be pointing their guns at a random truck driver doing his job? Asshole Maxim?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:48 PM (kBuGL)

311 298 The little girl that stood up to the school board in FL re masks in on Stinchfield next.
Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2021 08:45 PM (pA4Ca)


I'd like to think I would have done the same. But my parents would have been embarrassed about me causing hassles.

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2021 08:48 PM (6RgRK)

312 Portland OR Alerts
@pdxalerts
Gresham: Police enroute to a business on NW Division, caller reports a group of armed men are pointing guns at a tow truck driver who is trying to tow illegally parked cars in the parking lot, caller says the armed men claim to be federal agents 1/2

==

F+++king feds
Illegally parked, no doubt

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 08:48 PM (YZG/i)

313 Suspicious Observers is run by Ben Davidson.
It is a science blog mostly composed of catastrophic solar events including our magnetosphere and sun's interactions.

Posted by: Idahonian at November 15, 2021 08:49 PM (JUcCg)

314 True. But I almost can't blame the guy for thinking he has a chance. The current Administration seems to consist entirely of idiots, from top to bottom, no exceptions allowed. It's no wonder that Beto thinks that this is his time.
Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2021 08:34 PM (R+A4V)

Well, understand what he has a chance for and it makes sense. He has a real good chance of shaking down the California Tech idiots for a sweet $20 or $30 million, which he can put into his pocket. nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 08:49 PM (evAgx)

315 Not really getting why black people should get anything related to the trial..neither the shooter or the shot are black...without even getting into the idea of why anyone who isn't in or directly related to the trial should get off work because of if
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 15, 2021 08:23 PM (3/XaG)

Because there is a percentage of folks in the black community who are virulent raycists and commies and love to cause trouble with any trial such as this with links to the Bowels Loosed Movement. Usually led by white liberals who treat them as pets and all are democrats. They enjoy it.

Not hard to understand.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2021 08:49 PM (R/m4+)

316 294 Speaking of glowies:

Portland OR Alerts
@pdxalerts
Gresham: Police enroute to a business on NW Division, caller reports a group of armed men are pointing guns at a tow truck driver who is trying to tow illegally parked cars in the parking lot, caller says the armed men claim to be federal agents 1/2

Update NW Division Call: officer arriving on scene says everything is "code-4" and that the men talking with the tow truck driver "look like feds"

Top. Men.
Posted by: The ARC of History!



You can just hear Yakkety Sax playing at the scene.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2021 08:49 PM (sAmhv)

317 ZOD: Kneel before ZOD!

Willing young thing: All right, ZOD. Be gentle with me.

ZOD: ZOD will favor you with much affection.

Willing young thing: Wait, are those Crocs? Eeeew!! I'm outie.

Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2021 08:49 PM (R+A4V)

318 >>Does he wear Alligator Shoes?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

He doesn't wear his shoes.
He never likes to choose.
He likes the night life, baby.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:49 PM (M3Z2J)

319 the SCOTUS rumor is probably true as that would be the price to get kamalala to resign.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 15, 2021 08:49 PM (b+v9B)

320 >>317 ZOD: Kneel before ZOD!
Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2021 08:49 PM (R+A4V)

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:50 PM (M3Z2J)

321 Marvel writer urges people to burn down the city of Kenosha over Rittenhouse trial verdict

I'm willing to contribute to his transportation expenses to Kenosha. They may need some kindling.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2021 08:50 PM (Xrfse)

322 We'll be taking off over there to GSP when she takes off, and that should get the timing just right.

Posted by: publius
--------

Drat! Only about 45 mins. away. Might have had a short MicroMe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:50 PM (L47aO)

323 318 >>Does he wear Alligator Shoes?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

He doesn't wear his shoes.
He never likes to choose.
He likes the night life, baby.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:49 PM (M3Z2J)

But... CROKodile Rock?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 08:50 PM (oHd/0)

324 319 the SCOTUS rumor is probably true as that would be the price to get kamalala to resign.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 15, 2021 08:49 PM (b+v9B)

Failing upwards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:51 PM (kBuGL)

325 Oh, and for the record, I don't think that The Way Of The Dubya was necessarily a bad thing in the year 2000. But it's not what we need in 2020, and as Ace or one of the cobs so excellently summarized, the neoconservatives are forever trapped in a time warp.

Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2021 08:51 PM (UewuT)

326 Knowing how to handle nurse is a simple thing, really.

You can get nurse to do anything she wants to do.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2021 08:51 PM (a3Q+t)

327 If they are Feds, why the hell would they be pointing their guns at a random truck driver doing his job? Asshole Maxim?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Coz Gestapo parks where they want, peasant!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 08:51 PM (YZG/i)

328 Let's go!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 08:51 PM (U2p+3)

329 I'm willing to contribute to his transportation expenses to Kenosha. They may need some kindling.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2021 08:50 PM (Xrfse)

I was going to say I would pay for the plane ride.

But not the landing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:51 PM (kBuGL)

330 Interesting. If they are Feds, why the hell would they be pointing their guns at a random truck driver doing his job? Asshole Maxim?

Cops parking illegally is nothing new.

Pulling guns on the tow truck driver when he shows up is a whole 'other level.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2021 08:51 PM (I2/tG)

331 Nurse, you still here? Mrs. R was very concerned to hear about the altercation in Seattle. I'd gone to bed, but she saw it in the later Gun Thread.
She wanted to know what district it was in.

She's still upset she didn't make it to TX. Was asking about Christmas MoMes.

Posted by: RI Red at November 15, 2021 08:52 PM (CJtAX)

332 I like the part of the movie where the

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:52 PM (M3Z2J)

333 319 the SCOTUS rumor is probably true as that would be the price to get kamalala to resign.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 15, 2021 08:49 PM (b+v9B)


So when does Breyer suddenly and unexpectedly "die from COVID?" Next week?

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2021 08:52 PM (AMIL/)

334 @319

Whose place would Kamala take? Nobody's budging.

Unless it's like the situation where Roberts was discussing Scalia's replacement with Breyer on a phone call, before Scalia died.

watch your back, Clarence.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 08:52 PM (AwPyG)

335 Coz Gestapo parks where they want, peasant!
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 08:51 PM (YZG/i)

Who do they think they are? Joe Rosenbaum?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:52 PM (kBuGL)

336 >272 hola chamucos y chamucas
Posted by: cya4+1


I'll have the beef fajitas, thanks.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2021 08:52 PM (1t5dY)

337 out front of the terminal at GSP by a little after 10 PM.

Posted by: publius

GSP - recognized as the best small airport in the US - 2020!

And now you know.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 08:53 PM (mD/uy)

338 Obviously that Marvel minion has confused their twisted fantasy with reality. They need introduction to a Louisville clue-bat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 08:53 PM (z/mvF)

339 If they are Feds, why the hell would they be pointing their guns at a random truck driver doing his job?

We are no longer bound by the laws, peasant.

Posted by: American Stasi! at November 15, 2021 08:53 PM (I2/tG)

340 When was the last time a US VP resigned ?

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 08:53 PM (V13WU)

341 hola chamucos y chamucas
Posted by: cya4+1 at November 15, 2021 08:40 PM (oSX/P)
No one speaks brown here, pilgrim. Just American.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:44 PM (M3Z2J)


I'm pretty fed up with the bombardment of all Spanish commercials on TV. Yeah, it's CA, but most likely a trial balloon for elsewhere. Pisses me off no end. While most are easy to boycott, it's got me wanting to ditch Verizon. Unfortunately, I'm way grandfathered in with those bastards - my account goes all the way back to GTE days. They've been trying to get me to change my account because it's basically unlimited everything. Back when downloading that much data was impossible so it was a hollow offer.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 08:53 PM (wAnMi)

342 If the Dems truly want Kamala out, a sex scandal.


Resigns.


They bring in xxx.
Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2021 08:05 PM (xh83U)

"Kamala Harris caught doing missionary with her lawful husband."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2021 08:53 PM (P3gRi)

343 The subtext of the Kenosha trail is you have no right to self defense with a firearm. Thankfully the prosecution has made it clear the only right you have is the right to be beat to death. Complaining with get you extra time in the toe tag cooler before disposal.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 08:54 PM (ESLBo)

344 How to distinguish between crocks and gators:

One say later, the other says after while.

QED

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 15, 2021 08:54 PM (4I/2K)

345 runner - I think Agnew, 1973?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 08:54 PM (OTzUX)

346 >> Drat! Only about 45 mins. away. Might have had a short MicroMe.

She'll be leaving Thursday afternoon (I think). I don't know exactly how the schedule will work out. We might meet up or something. We can figure that out later if possible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2021 08:54 PM (Mzdiz)

347 No one speaks brown here, pilgrim. Just American.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:44 PM (M3Z2J)

good one zod. guess you haven't been to southwest usa, including tejas ? chicago ? denver ? salt lake city ?
good one zod.

Posted by: cya4+1 at November 15, 2021 08:54 PM (oSX/P)

348 Spirit Agnew Resigned

Posted by: Idahonian at November 15, 2021 08:55 PM (JUcCg)

349 failure is a survival strategy amongst lefties.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 15, 2021 08:55 PM (b+v9B)

350 Hiya Red!
Please hug Mrs Red.


I'm ok. Still a little shaken.
It happened at a convenience store a mile from my place on the beach. I should have known better. The parking lot is pretty dark and it was pitch black and raining sideways. I should have driven up to the Safeway on the hill.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 08:55 PM (U2p+3)

351 Oregon's Ministry of Propaganda tells us today:
-
The risk of myocarditis is greater from COVID-19 than from being vaccinated.
*
Vaccine side effects are mostly mild when compared to the effects of COVID-19.
*
Getting vaccinated after having COVID-19 is beneficial.
*
COVID-19 vaccines are unable to change DNA and do not cause infertility.

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at November 15, 2021 08:55 PM (gWAUD)

352 >>>Remember how they were trying so hard, for a couple of years, to make Chelsea a thing?

>Now they have Meghan Markle. Those fucking Brits foisted their royal rejects back at us and now Kamala going to have to endure some stiff competition.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 15, 2021 08:55 PM (BPuaD)

353 When was the last time a US VP resigned ?
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 08:53 PM (V13WU)

Hello!

Posted by: Spiro T. Agnew at November 15, 2021 08:55 PM (4I/2K)

354 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 08:53 PM (wAnMi)

Central Calif. Half of the billboards? Spanish. Half of the Radio Stations? Spanish.

You can't get a job most places unless you are bilingual, especially in a Doctor's Office.

Way different when I was a Lad here 50 some years ago.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 08:55 PM (oHd/0)

355 I am not getting this 4th dimensional chess that says that Biden is sabotaging Kamala because of jealousy.

You all did see her have to pull out of the dem primary, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:55 PM (kBuGL)

356 If they are Feds, why the hell would they be pointing their guns at a random truck driver doing his job?

I'm trying to imagine what would happen if several Portland cops pulled guns on a tow truck driver doing his job.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2021 08:55 PM (I2/tG)

357 >>"Kamala Harris caught doing missionary with her lawful husband." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2021 08:53 PM (P3gRi)

It's probably a lifelong bet settlement.

"OK, so, yeah, you bit it on Time's A Treasure at 30-1. You have to fuck your wife on the regular for...guys?...yeah. Thirty years. Poor bastard. Hey Bobby, get that bottle of Pappy out...look at him cry..."

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:56 PM (M3Z2J)

358 Pulling guns on the tow truck driver when he shows up is a whole 'other level.
Posted by: The ARC

Maybe tow truck driver had some domestic terrorist insignia on - like a flag sticker, or a *gasp* MAGA hat...

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 08:57 PM (YZG/i)

359 Thankfully the prosecution has made it clear the only right you have is the right to be beat to death.

Reginald Denny was a good citizen. After all, it was only a beating.

Posted by: Binger! at November 15, 2021 08:57 PM (I2/tG)

360 355 I am not getting this 4th dimensional chess that says that Biden is sabotaging Kamala because of jealousy.

You all did see her have to pull out of the dem primary, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:55 PM (kBuGL)


Biden probably has to be reminded who his VP is every day or so. What we're seeing in the press is some sort of catfight between their staffs.

Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2021 08:57 PM (R+A4V)

361 >>Megan Markle

Friendship is magic.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:57 PM (M3Z2J)

362 runner - I think Agnew, 1973?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 08:54 PM (OTzUX)

indicted for taking bribes !

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 08:58 PM (V13WU)

363 Biden probably has to be reminded who his VP is every day or so. What we're seeing in the press is some sort of catfight between their staffs.
Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2021 08:57 PM (R+A4V)

My money would be more on stray voltage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:58 PM (kBuGL)

364 What are you folks' opinion of "Suspicious Observers"?
Posted by: Idahonian at November 15, 2021 08:41 PM (JUcCg)


I used to have it as my start page, and they are good on storms, earthquakes, interesting solar things, and the whole concept of global warming being due to hysteresis between the magnetic field of the Sun and Earths iron core is a fascinating one, but I don't follow the logic of the electric universe, and I am waiting for some confirmation to show why there is a match between earthquakes and sun spots

I did find Nullschool from there, so there is that benefit

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 08:58 PM (P9T5R)

365 they won't do that to a woman of colore

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 08:58 PM (V13WU)

366 'colour' for the peak british douchebagginess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:59 PM (kBuGL)

367 A crazed pedophile, a domestic abuser, and a felon walk into a bar. Kyle says, "Shots are on me."

Posted by: flounder at November 15, 2021 08:59 PM (SH2Zi)

368 Hispanics and Asians are white all of sudden. So too any AA who strays from the Democrat plantation.

It can happen to Kamala.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 09:00 PM (z/mvF)

369 I'm pretty fed up with the bombardment of all Spanish commercials on TV. Yeah, it's CA, but most likely a trial balloon for elsewhere. Pisses me off no end. While most are easy to boycott, it's got me wanting to ditch Verizon. Unfortunately, I'm way grandfathered in with those bastards - my account goes all the way back to GTE days. They've been trying to get me to change my account because it's basically unlimited everything. Back when downloading that much data was impossible so it was a hollow offer.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 08:53 PM (wAnMi)


We have a bunch of Spanish commercials here, too.

As for Verizon, sounds like you're screwing them by not changing your plan, so take comfort in that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 09:00 PM (jm4rC)

370 Define "thing"
Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 08:43 PM (ESLBo)


That is true, with correct definition that is exactly what they made of Chelsea

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:00 PM (P9T5R)

371 Oh, the 'stalled her career' hypothesis comes from Althouse.

*regrets thinking about it*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:00 PM (kBuGL)

372 367 A crazed pedophile, a domestic abuser, and a felon walk into a bar. Kyle says, "Shots are on me."
Posted by: flounder at November 15, 2021 08:59 PM (SH2Zi)

*Golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:01 PM (kBuGL)

373 What do you call a one handed fapper?

Grosskreutz

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 09:02 PM (z/mvF)

374 hey jordan, greetings got my homey from the inland empire. Go Doyers.

Posted by: cya4+1 at November 15, 2021 09:02 PM (oSX/P)

375 A crazed pedophile, a domestic abuser, and a felon walk into a bar. Kyle says, "Shots are on me."
Posted by: flounder at November 15, 2021 08:59 PM (SH2Zi)


*yoink*

stolen.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2021 09:02 PM (P4LRL)

376 The subtext of the Kenosha trail is you have no right to self defense with a firearm. Thankfully the prosecution has made it clear the only right you have is the right to be beat to death. Complaining will get you extra time in the toe tag cooler before disposal.

The subtext has been:

"Please, just die quietly, and don't ask too many questions."

For at least 25 years now. They are willing to state it publicly now, and with an official imprimateur or whatever. The rubes are not taking it well. I can't believe it has taken this long for people to get a clue, but everybody learns at their own pace I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:02 PM (WlX38)

377 A crazed pedophile, a domestic abuser, and a felon walk into a bar. Kyle says, "Shots are on me."
Posted by: flounder at November 15, 2021 08:59 PM (SH2Zi)

*Golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Well, that's bad enough. Just don't get Gold Aids.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at November 15, 2021 09:03 PM (tjZg/)

378
Interesting. If they are Feds, why the hell would they be pointing their guns at a random truck driver doing his job? Asshole Maxim?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:48 PM (kBuGL)


What happens when gangs decide to dress up in FBI windbreakers and kick down doors?

What happens after that?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:03 PM (P9T5R)

379 Still better than crappy plastic bags or those disease mongering "reusable" also plastic bags to save the turtle
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Eh. I like mine. They're big, they're strong, I pack them myself so everything is where I want it, and it's easier to carry four of them to the house than 24 bags containing one or two items each.

I wash them once a month, and I don't make the staff touch them. They'd just f**k it up, anyway.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2021 09:03 PM (OX9vb)

380 The local Las Cruces astronomy club peeps set up an array of telescopes on the city plaza the other evening pointed at the the Moon, Jupiter, Saturn, and Venus. That was the first time I was able to see these celestial bodies, it was lovely. Plus the on edge view of solar system orbital plane was also visible. I live around such generous people.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:03 PM (ESLBo)

381 A human male willingly had intercourse with her and was aroused enough to seed her to make a human, unless there were peculiarities to her child-making that are as yet unknown.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:25 PM (M3Z2J)

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2021 09:04 PM (P3gRi)

382 What happens when gangs decide to dress up in FBI windbreakers and kick down doors?

What happens after that?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:03 PM (P9T5R)

---------

The FBI is a gang.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2021 09:04 PM (kTF2Z)

383 Saturn on a clear night through a serious telescope is something. Amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 09:04 PM (OTzUX)

384 hey jordan, greetings got my homey from the inland empire. Go Doyers.
Posted by: cya4+1 at November 15, 2021 09:02 PM (oSX/P)


Hola, amigo!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 09:04 PM (jm4rC)

385 For at least 25 years now. They are willing to state it publicly now, and with an official imprimateur or whatever. The rubes are not taking it well. I can't believe it has taken this long for people to get a clue, but everybody learns at their own pace I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:02 PM (WlX3

I have been thinking about this over the weekend and I think something I said before fits fairly well: They think all this is permanent. Our side no less than the other. People who have watched the trial streams are kind of shocked at how grisly and wrong it is under the hood of our justice system.

Preconceptions and deeply held beliefs are a bitch sometimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:04 PM (kBuGL)

386 When was the last time a US VP resigned ?
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 08:53 PM (V13WU)


Spiro T Agnew.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:05 PM (P9T5R)

387 360 Biden probably has to be reminded who his VP is every day or so. What we're seeing in the press is some sort of catfight between their staffs.
Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2021 08:57 PM (R+A4V)


Dude here gets it. It's pretty clear that neither of the two jokers up top has any clue what's going on, but collectivists are all about tearing each other down when there's some power over others to be had. Witness every 'successful' socialist revolution in history, and specifically what the new regime does as soon as it sees no immediate outside threats to its position.

Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2021 09:06 PM (UewuT)

388 >>What happens when gangs decide to dress up in FBI windbreakers and kick down doors? What happens after that? Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:03 PM (P9T5R)

The scrawny, methed residents of Holly Acres Trailer Community finally get a bawling, long-delayed belly-laugh.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 09:06 PM (M3Z2J)

389 What happens when gangs decide to dress up in FBI windbreakers and kick down doors?

What happens after that?


Think there is a Forensics File episode or New Detectives in which a gang was doing that. Dressing with FBI windbreakers and raiding drug dealers.

Then there was the LAPD counter drug unit that went into business for itself. Or a Miami counter drug unit that did the same thing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 09:06 PM (z/mvF)

390 The FBI is a gang.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

But what a gang of great guys!

Real salt of the earth Americans!

Ham and eggers, just plain good people!

Blah! Blah! Blah!

Of course I'm right!

Posted by: Andrew McCarthy, paragon of virtue at November 15, 2021 09:06 PM (tjZg/)

391 This breakroom never ceases to surprise. Earlier it was sewage smelled, now it smells like someone getting a perm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:06 PM (kBuGL)

392 Spiro T Agnew.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:05 PM (P9T5R)


"Spiro T. Agnew" is an anagram for "grow panties".

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2021 09:07 PM (P4LRL)

393 The segment Tucker did on that idiot from State Street investments (I think that's the name) was a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 15, 2021 09:07 PM (nxdel)

394 You know,
If the Spanish commercials bother you.

You can a) hit the mute button
2) turn off the tv
III) shoot the television set and take the dog for a walk instead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 09:08 PM (U2p+3)

395
Ladyl has boarded the plane -- says she's next to a CovidKaren who demanded she wear her mask properly and pull it up over her nose.

She should be wheels up by 9:15PM.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2021 09:08 PM (Mzdiz)

396 >>391 This breakroom never ceases to surprise. Earlier it was sewage smelled, now it smells like someone getting a perm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:06 PM (kBuGL)

You will purchase raw shrimp and you will hide them behind the cabinetry. In this way you will have amusement at the expense of others.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 09:08 PM (M3Z2J)

397 Saturn on a clear night through a serious telescope is something. Amazing.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 09:04 PM (OTzUX)



The best view I ever had of Saturn was through a Meade 8" SCT on a very nearly foggy night. The air was so still, I swear I saw some spokes in the rings.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 15, 2021 09:08 PM (ZSK0i)

398 You will purchase raw shrimp and you will hide them behind the cabinetry. In this way you will have amusement at the expense of others.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 09:08 PM (M3Z2J)


Chicken milk bomb.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2021 09:09 PM (P4LRL)

399 The local Las Cruces astronomy club peeps set up an array of telescopes on the city plaza the other evening pointed at the the Moon, Jupiter, Saturn, and Venus. That was the first time I was able to see these celestial bodies, it was lovely. Plus the on edge view of solar system orbital plane was also visible. I live around such generous people.
Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:03 PM (ESLBo)

I wish more areas would do this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 15, 2021 09:09 PM (luImT)

400 I'm voting for SMOD to blow up over DC and obliterate the entire area, like a smouldering crater the ocean fills.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 08:04 PM -
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That might be the most beautiful story I've ever heard.
Posted by: irright at November 15, 2021 08:11 PM (BB7pQ)


That depends. Is Congress in session?

Posted by: Chuck C at November 15, 2021 09:09 PM (EughT)

401 "WTH would be a "sex scandal" to the dems?"

-
Killing a girl while not being a Kennedy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2021 09:09 PM (FVME7)

402 Grocery bags are very useful.
They make excellent trash bags.
Cover when doing handi work
The vegetable bags don't have safety hole in them and can be used as gloves when stripping paint.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2021 09:10 PM (qYMk7)

403 Unfortunately the Washington DC area has already been hit by SMOD millions of years ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 09:10 PM (z/mvF)

404 Chicken milk bomb.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2021 09:09 PM (P4LRL)


???

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 15, 2021 09:10 PM (ZSK0i)

405 AOP - Which car/engine?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:43 PM (pK7cg)

The Studebaker Lark with 6 cylinder engine. Bores are standard, yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2021 09:11 PM (P3gRi)

406 I haven't seen Miss Lindsey Graham on the cable "news" stations lately. I am getting worried he is so busy being bipartisan that he hasn't had time to preen for the cameras.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:11 PM (ESLBo)

407 Even looking at the craters of the Moon is spectacular through a decent telescope. I'd settle for a good night or two camping in the high desert just to see the stars.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:11 PM (WlX38)

408 >>402 Grocery bags are very useful. Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2021 09:10 PM (qYMk7)

ADD DUCT TAPE

Gags.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 09:11 PM (M3Z2J)

409 Wanted to send a pic to a friend of the idiot holding the AR 15 up in the courtroom. Did a search. None of the usual msm suspects saw anything wrong with it. Good grief they are idiots just like Binger.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 15, 2021 09:12 PM (2NHgQ)

410 Spritzer!

Posted by: I, Milk Bulls at November 15, 2021 09:12 PM (E04R+)

411 Unfortunately the Washington DC area has already been hit by SMOD millions of years ago.

Encore! Encore!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 15, 2021 09:12 PM (SchxB)

412 391 This breakroom never ceases to surprise. Earlier it was sewage smelled, now it smells like someone getting a perm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:06 PM (kBuGL)


I went to the local Target a few days ago and it smelled, shall we say, very presidential. In the grocery section. Can't imagine that being good for business.

Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2021 09:13 PM (UewuT)

413 You all did see her have to pull out of the dem primary, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

"Pull out of the dem" sounds like an urban dictionary entry

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 15, 2021 09:13 PM (Kioz2)

414 "Spiro T. Agnew" is an anagram for "grow panties".
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2021 09:07 PM (P4LRL)


Anagrams are fun.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 09:14 PM (jm4rC)

415 Chesapeake Bay Impact Crater

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesapeake_Bay_impact_crater

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 09:14 PM (z/mvF)

416 409 Wanted to send a pic to a friend of the idiot holding the AR 15 up in the courtroom. Did a search. None of the usual msm suspects saw anything wrong with it. Good grief they are idiots just like Binger.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 15, 2021 09:12 PM (2NHgQ)

They pay lip service to being terrified of guns, but they know nothing about them, good handling practices or about how deeply those practices permeate gun culture (by necessity.)

They are all like Alec Baldwin, when it comes down to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:14 PM (kBuGL)

417 From Poirot last Saturday. T.S. Elliot spelled backwards is toilet. Almost.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2021 09:14 PM (FVME7)

418 ???
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 15, 2021 09:10 PM (ZSK0i)


Combine
- raw chicken bits
- 1/2 cup milk
- 1 gallon plastic jug
- tape for the cap
- time, and a warm, undisturbed, out-of-sight place

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2021 09:15 PM (P4LRL)

419 I went to the local Target a few days ago and it smelled, shall we say, very presidential. In the grocery section. Can't imagine that being good for business.
Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2021 09:13 PM (UewuT)

Fecal Coliforms are tight!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:15 PM (kBuGL)

420
Chicken milk bomb.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2021 09:09 PM


with a prox fuse

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 15, 2021 09:15 PM (DUIap)

421 Posted by: flounder at November 15, 2021 08:59 PM (SH2Zi)

*waves at flounder*

Stayed home sick again today. I feel better but I hate my job and cow-orkers plus I have tons of sick time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 09:16 PM (jm4rC)

422 Even looking at the craters of the Moon is spectacular through a decent telescope. I'd settle for a good night or two camping in the high desert just to see the stars.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Saturn was tilted so you could see the rings. Right there, by definition, my mind was blown. And the moon, ah crap, I don't know what to say except when I get my last house out in the in NM weeds is I am buying a telescope. Maybe more than one. I found that one of the best dark places in NM is in the Pie Town area - guess where my next car camping adventure is going to be.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:16 PM (ESLBo)

423 Spiro Agnew

Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 15, 2021 09:16 PM (+56GQ)

424 Maybe tow truck driver had some domestic terrorist insignia on - like a flag sticker, or a *gasp* MAGA hat...
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 08:57 PM (YZG/i)


I bet the tow is a city contractor, and told the feebs to get bent when they tried to flash ID at him

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:16 PM (P9T5R)

425 - time, and a warm, undisturbed, out-of-sight place

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2021 09:15 PM (P4LRL)

Urrrpppffff...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 15, 2021 09:17 PM (ZSK0i)

426 "Spiro T. Agnew" is an anagram for "grow panties".
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2021 09:07 PM (P4LRL)


Lifelong Marylander here and I had never heard that. Awesomeness!!

Posted by: Doof at November 15, 2021 09:17 PM (mZUr4)

427 I bet the tow is a city contractor, and told the feebs to get bent when they tried to flash ID at him
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:16 PM (P9T5R)

So, of course, you pull your weapon and threaten to kill him. I mean, what ELSE are you going to do?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:18 PM (kBuGL)

428 That would be Spiro "Nattering nabobs of negativity" Agnew.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 15, 2021 09:18 PM (+56GQ)

429 Uh, oh. PBS interview with Chinese dissident [I assume] expert on authoritarianism goes horribly wrong!

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/
1460394724389363715

Video 1:25 minutes long.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 09:18 PM (UHVv4)

430 You all did see her have to pull out of the dem primary, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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There was compensation for doing so...

Posted by: Pete Butterjug, Sec. of Trans. at November 15, 2021 09:18 PM (L47aO)

431 Ladyl has boarded the plane -- says she's next to a CovidKaren who demanded she wear her mask properly and pull it up over her nose.

She should be wheels up by 9:15PM.
Posted by: publius

Hopefully, Ladyl is wearing that sequined mask in name only that is basically mesh.

It's for the children!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 09:18 PM (mD/uy)

432 That top pic is obviously a photoshop. Everybody knows penguins are terrified of trains.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2021 09:19 PM (kTF2Z)

433 1 Good evening, horde! Been trying to catch up on the day's proceedings, and I can. not. keep. up with all of you!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2021 07:34 PM (OX9vb)


Pick a target and focus on it. Classic Alinski tactic.

I use garrett. He's sorta slow, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2021 09:19 PM (F0YaR)

434 IBM Model M Keyboard. Nothing more need be said.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:19 PM (ESLBo)

435 they won't do that to a woman of colore

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 08:58 PM (V13WU)


There was a lot of talk about "Officer Harris" holding men in jail so they would do work for the state, that could be dug up, or they could tell her she should walk away because everything that goes bad will be blamed on her for the next three years, and the only people who love her listen to the MSM and will turn on her when it does.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:19 PM (P9T5R)

436 Lady L should have pulled a hijab out and then start gushing about how wonderful it was to be a child bride.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 09:20 PM (z/mvF)

437 In fairness to Littlefinger, this isn't the first time I've heard of a lawyer brandishing a gun like that. Such theatrics are apparently quite popular with a certain segment of that population.

Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2021 09:20 PM (UewuT)

438 >>Lifelong Marylander here Posted by: Doof at November 15, 2021 09:17 PM (mZUr4)

You are unable to operate a motor vehicle correctly.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 09:21 PM (M3Z2J)

439 Mel. I love you dude- even though you get a bit squirrely with the Jew talk BS. Or the talk to the wife. However, DO NOT do Lethal Weapon 5. Please.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:21 PM (kBuGL)

440 >>A human male willingly had intercourse with her and was aroused enough to seed her to make a human, unless there were peculiarities to her child-making that are as yet unknown.
Posted by: ZOD

None that I can think of.

Posted by: Turk E. Baster at November 15, 2021 09:21 PM (HQ9Sl)

441 Horrible irony would have been for Binger to go full Baldwin...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 09:21 PM (z/mvF)

442 Spiro T Agnew.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:05 PM (P9T5R)

A Spiral Agnew would be great trick dive for the Olympics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2021 09:21 PM (P3gRi)

443 434 IBM Model M Keyboard. Nothing more need be said.
Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:19 PM (ESLBo)

Have one at home. 1987 vintage. Still works fine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:21 PM (kBuGL)

444 The first time Insaw the stars in the high desert I was amazed. It must have been in the dark of the moon period, waning or whatever. It was spectacular. I couldn't even find the Big Dipper for a while.

Then I was walking, and looking up at the sky at the same time. Don't do this. I walked off a cliff. Not a real high one, but ... it was pitch black and I didn't know how far it was to the bottom. The air rushing past my ears picking up intensity told me "farther than is a good idea... this is going to hurt, isn't it." Just then I smacked the ground, I hadn't tensed up too much, and none the worse for wear.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:22 PM (WlX38)

445
Ladyl is still taxing -- they bumped up the take-off time and arrival time by about 10 minutes or so.

Estimated take-off at 9:30PM.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2021 09:22 PM (Mzdiz)

446 that penguin looks to me like a seagull.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 09:22 PM (NXntH)

447 292 >>272 hola chamucos y chamucas
Posted by: cya4+1 at November 15, 2021 08:40 PM (oSX/P)

No one speaks brown here, pilgrim. Just American.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 08:44 PM (M3Z2J


Taco bueno, tamale, chili, y'all.

Posted by: My name is Jose Jimanez at November 15, 2021 09:22 PM (Fs5vw)

448 426 "Spiro T. Agnew" is an anagram for "grow panties".
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2021 09:07 PM (P4LRL)

Lifelong Marylander here and I had never heard that. Awesomeness!!
Posted by: Doof



Bob Newhart, while a guest on The Johnny Carson Show, said STA is an anagram for 'eat a penis'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2021 09:23 PM (sAmhv)

449 Spiro Agnew...what a rotten name.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2021 09:23 PM (VwHCD)

450 426 "Spiro T. Agnew" is an anagram for "grow panties".
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2021 09:07 PM (P4LRL)

Lifelong Marylander here and I had never heard that. Awesomeness!!

Posted by: Doof at November 15, 2021 09:17 PM (mZUr4)


I was usually interested in 'shed panties'. Or maybe 'sniff panties'. I'm partly Japanese, if you must know.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2021 09:23 PM (F0YaR)

451 441 Horrible irony would have been for Binger to go full Baldwin...
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 09:21 PM (z/mvF)

OK, I am game. What actually would have happened if he had cooked a round off?

-Deputies shoot him? Tackle him?

-Judge shoots him and then says 'Objection overruled.'

-everyone is so shocked and Binger pisses and shits his pants and drops the gun like a hot iron?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:23 PM (kBuGL)

452 We get stout paper bags at Trader Joe's to tote our booze and butter.

Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2021 09:24 PM (1wmcg)

453 Unfortunately the Washington DC area has already been hit by SMOD millions of years ago.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 09:10 PM (z/mvF)

So they already have the range?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2021 09:24 PM (P3gRi)

454 Saturn was tilted so you could see the rings. Right there, by definition, my mind was blown. And the moon, ah crap, I don't know what to say except when I get my last house out in the in NM weeds is I am buying a telescope.
Posted by: LostInSpace

One of the long distance shooters at the TxMoMe, forgive me - I forget whom, was describing the different capabilities of the various spotting scopes present and said, something to the effect of the best scopes can be used as very capable star and planet gazing devices.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 09:24 PM (mD/uy)

455 It's been almost a year and we haven't had any dance parties at the White House yet featuring Jay-Z and Beyonce. Dr. Jill has been slacking off!
Posted by: Dr. Bone


Near as I can tell, and I do not look for this stuff, Resident Pants Shitter and his scrunt "Doctor" spouse gave not hosted a damn thing at the WH after normal business hours. Resident Pants Shitter is not up to that task, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2021 09:24 PM (pNxlR)

456 collectivists are all about tearing each other down when there's some power over others to be had. Witness every 'successful' socialist revolution in history, and specifically what the new regime does as soon as it sees no immediate outside threats to its position. Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2021 09:06 PM (UewuT)

As I've said repeatedly, our saving graces are the incompetence and the infighting, but mostly the incompetence.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:24 PM (BMmaB)

457 The first time Insaw the stars in the high desert I was amazed.

You reminded me of a dark sky experience I'd almost totally forgotten. About 15 years ago, I was driving from Carlsbad, NM up to Los Alamos and stopped somewhere south of Vaughn. It was *so* dark, I actually saw the zodiacal light...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 15, 2021 09:25 PM (ZSK0i)

458 >Lifelong Marylander here Posted by: Doof at November 15, 2021 09:17 PM (mZUr4)

You are unable to operate a motor vehicle correctly.
Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 09:21 PM (M3Z2J)

Only those pseudo Marylanders down near DC fit that description.

Posted by: Doof at November 15, 2021 09:25 PM (mZUr4)

459 Ladyl has boarded the plane -- says she's next to a CovidKaren who demanded she wear her mask properly and pull it up over her nose.

She should be wheels up by 9:15PM.
Posted by: publius

She needs to do the Schwarzenegger sitting in the airplane trick from the movie commando on the karen.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2021 09:26 PM (VwHCD)

460 Isn't a ship on the open ocean supposed to be awesome for stargazing as well?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:27 PM (kBuGL)

461 You can a) hit the mute button
2) turn off the tv
III) shoot the television set and take the dog for a walk instead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2021 09:08 PM (U2p+3)


I used to hear Spanish commercials all the time because I listened to a Uruguayan station on the internet.

In the afternoons it had Armenian programming.

You think I'm joking, but it was Radio Sarandi, AM1550 out of Durazno. They would do commodity prices for soy, wheat, and corn on the Chicago exchange, and would quote prices for sheep and cattle on the local auctions. Uruguay is like Kansas with better beaches.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:27 PM (P9T5R)

462 Didya know that Galbani makes ricotta with "double cream!" now!
Yum!!!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 09:27 PM (YZG/i)

463 Near as I can tell, and I do not look for this stuff, Resident Pants Shitter and his scrunt "Doctor" spouse gave not hosted a damn thing at the WH after normal business hours. Resident Pants Shitter is not up to that task, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2021 09:24 PM (pNxlR)

did he do Kennedy Center Honors and the White house Correspondents dinner? I have been expecting all these norms to come back. If the norms happened I missed them.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 09:27 PM (NXntH)

464 She needs to do the Schwarzenegger sitting in the airplane trick from the movie commando on the karen.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2021 09:26 PM (VwHCD)

Don't disturb my friend- she's dead tired.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:27 PM (kBuGL)

465 IBM Model M Keyboard. Nothing more need be said.
Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:19 PM (ESLBo)

Have one at home. 1987 vintage. Still works fine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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You people with your ergonomic keyboards, and tactile feedback, it's disgusting.

Posted by: Touch screen at November 15, 2021 09:27 PM (WD9ZA)

466 Don't disturb my friend- she's dead tired.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:27 PM (kBuGL)

Yup, that one. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2021 09:29 PM (VwHCD)

467 -
Theatrics is the universe the left lives in. Their entire existence is a lifelong imagination of themselves as the (leftist) savior. If only the poor simpleton minorities would recognize them as the superhero advocates of the downtrodden that they wish to be seen as, the world would start conforming to the leftist's fantasies.

Posted by: irright at November 15, 2021 09:29 PM (BB7pQ)

468 You people with your ergonomic keyboards, and tactile feedback, it's disgusting.
Posted by: Touch screen at November 15, 2021 09:27 PM (WD9ZA)

Never going to get rid of that keyboard. It really does ruin you for anything else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:29 PM (kBuGL)

469 Sorry, AM 690 for Radio Sarandi

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:29 PM (P9T5R)

470 Went to the annual Mariachi Concert for an organization that has about 200 students at all levels. The pro part had the best USA Mariachi Band and one of the best Mariachi singers on the planet. I think I was the only non Spanish speaker in the building. I didn't know single lick of the music and most certainly I had no idea what the lyrics about but rest assured every other person around my was singing along at the top of their lungs. Plus waving cigarette lighter, cell phone edition, at appropriate moments. It was like going to a rock concert without the purple haze cloud. It was spectacular which is how it is billed: The Spectacular Concert. I live in a fabuloso place.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:30 PM (ESLBo)

471 457 The first time Insaw the stars in the high desert I was amazed.

You reminded me of a dark sky experience I'd almost totally forgotten. About 15 years ago, I was driving from Carlsbad, NM up to Los Alamos and stopped somewhere south of Vaughn. It was *so* dark, I actually saw the zodiacal light...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 15, 2021 09:25 PM (ZSK0i)


Pulled onto a side road off of I-10 in New Mexico to show my son the Milky Way on night. He still talks of that.

Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2021 09:30 PM (1wmcg)

472 429 Uh, oh. PBS interview with Chinese dissident [I assume] expert on authoritarianism goes horribly wrong!

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/
1460394724389363715

Video 1:25 minutes long.
Posted by: andycanuck



Oops. Oopsie. Someone has brought reality into the PBS Hive Mind and there was wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2021 09:30 PM (sAmhv)

473 Marylanders are infamous for driving like crazy on the interstate. New Yorkers are worse but it is close. My idea was that these guys finally had a chance to let loose on an open highway, so they did just that.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 09:30 PM (NXntH)

474 Isn't a ship on the open ocean supposed to be awesome for stargazing as well?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------

Yeah...awesome...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, hanging over the rail, barfing lunch..and dinner at November 15, 2021 09:30 PM (WD9ZA)

475 429 Uh, oh. PBS interview with Chinese dissident [I assume] expert on authoritarianism goes horribly wrong!

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/
1460394724389363715

Video 1:25 minutes long.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 09:18 PM (UHVv4)
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That's Margaret Hoover. "Firing Line" used to be hosted by William F. Buckley. That's what passes for conservatism on PBS.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 15, 2021 09:30 PM (xqRaG)

476 I was on a tiny caye off Roatan island years ago. It's pretty dark in the middle of the ocean...

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 15, 2021 09:31 PM (UUBmN)

477 463 Near as I can tell, and I do not look for this stuff, Resident Pants Shitter and his scrunt "Doctor" spouse gave not hosted a damn thing at the WH after normal business hours. Resident Pants Shitter is not up to that task, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2021 09:24 PM
I bet FJB stays in a 'special' room with teflon coated surfaces when not doing robotic talkpiece.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2021 09:31 PM (0OP+5)

478 267
Radio Havana was pretty bad - really bad - as far as Cuba news or historicity went. But interestingly enough they were reasonably even handed and neutral when simply reporting straight news and breaking events from around the world.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 08:38 PM (WlX3
------------------

Radio Havana was head-and-shoulders above all the other "official" shortwave stations. Great music, and the feature/fluff shows were entertaining as well. There used to be a host named Arnie Coro who did how-to tips for building your own shortwave antennas and stuff like that. I had an email conversation with him during the early internet days, probably 1993-1994. It felt very subversive, what with the embargo and all, but back then nobody was watching you online. Good times.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 15, 2021 09:32 PM (lNHqD)

479 Yes they do have the range, now about that reload cycle.

35 million years. Snap to it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 09:32 PM (z/mvF)

480 The first time Insaw the stars in the high desert I was amazed.

You reminded me of a dark sky experience I'd almost totally forgotten. About 15 years ago, I was driving from Carlsbad, NM up to Los Alamos and stopped somewhere south of Vaughn. It was *so* dark, I actually saw the zodiacal light... Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

This is Improved Mexico to a tee. It is like a big church around here at times.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:32 PM (ESLBo)

481
Then I was walking, and looking up at the sky at the same time. Don't do this. I walked off a cliff. Not a real high one, but ... it was pitch black and I didn't know how far it was to the bottom. The air rushing past my ears picking up intensity told me "farther than is a good idea... this is going to hurt, isn't it." Just then I smacked the ground, I hadn't tensed up too much, and none the worse for wear.
Posted by: Common Tater


Albeit less dramatically, I was walking eastward one early September evening and down the dock at my grandparents' place on Lake Superior in Wisconsin. I was looking to my right and was saying to my friend and youngest brother, "Look, there's Sagittarius!" and my next step landed me in the lake. My brother said, "Krebs just fell in the lake." My friend disagreed, but burst out laughing when, there in his flashlight's beam, I was cussing while standing knee deep in water.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2021 09:32 PM (pNxlR)

482 how bout Sister Havana ? great song

Posted by: cya4+1 at November 15, 2021 09:32 PM (oSX/P)

483 Speaking of the high desert, there is a Navajo AM station that is pretty well received in the whole 4 corners area, maybe 540 or thereabouts. You'll know it when you hear genuine Indian drums and the "hi yi yi yi yi" stuff. It's pretty cool to zone on that for a while driving around the Mesas and canyons, or watching the sunset

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:32 PM (WlX38)

484
Well, time to run. Ladyl is airborne, with her nose up at 2500' and climbing, her airspeed is 226mph and accelerating.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2021 09:32 PM (Mzdiz)

485 Isn't a ship on the open ocean supposed to be awesome for stargazing as well?

Yes! I woke up in the middle of the night on my cruise last year and the stars looked so close, like I could reach out and touch them. It was beautiful.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 15, 2021 09:33 PM (nxdel)

486 >>>You think I'm joking, but it was Radio Sarandi, AM1550 out of Durazno. They would do commodity prices for soy, wheat, and corn on the Chicago exchange, and would quote prices for sheep and cattle on the local auctions. Uruguay is like Kansas with better beaches.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:27 PM (P9T5R)
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We used to have a station like that.
Commodities and things of actual local importance.
Joe Sobel would to the weather.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2021 09:33 PM (qYMk7)

487 Night at sea skygazing is about as good as it gets, until you do it in the desert.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2021 09:34 PM (0OP+5)

488 So, of course, you pull your weapon and threaten to kill him. I mean, what ELSE are you going to do?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:18 PM (kBuGL)


Of course, hindrance of a federal agent in perusance of his lawful duty. And the strip club didn't have sufficient parking.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:34 PM (P9T5R)

489 Well, time to run. Ladyl is airborne, with her nose up at 2500' and climbing, her airspeed is 226mph and accelerating.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2021 09:32 PM (Mzdiz)

Damn! Think of what she could do if she had an airplane!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2021 09:34 PM (P3gRi)

490 Speaking of the high desert, there is a Navajo AM station that is pretty well received in the whole 4 corners area, maybe 540 or thereabouts. You'll know it when you hear genuine Indian drums and the "hi yi yi yi yi" stuff. It's pretty cool to zone on that for a while driving around the Mesas and canyons, or watching the sunset
Posted by: Common Tate

Plus it is broadcast in Navajo if I recall correctly which makes it even better.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:35 PM (ESLBo)

491 484
Well, time to run. Ladyl is airborne, with her nose up at 2500' and climbing, her airspeed is 226mph and accelerating.
Posted by: publius
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I would that she were piloting her own A-10

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 09:35 PM (830x5)

492 What Beto is betting on is that McConaughey will enter the race and draw more votes from Abbott than from him. That is, if he wants to win, which I suspect he doesn't.

There was an occasional member of Congress in our area who was a perennial candidate and actually won one term twice, to his surprise. I always suspected that the point was actually the perpetual campaign, because he wrote all of his expenses off to it and had donors who believed in him. I think the two times he won it was like the dog who caught the car bumper.

So back to Beto, I don't think he cares whether he wins or not. That is completely not the point.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:35 PM (BMmaB)

493 Isn't a ship on the open ocean supposed to be awesome for stargazing as well?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Made an Atlantic crossing on the Queen Mary 2. To the best of my knowledge they never shut off the lights for viewing. They do have a planetarium on board though.

Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2021 09:37 PM (1wmcg)

494 What's that famous spanish song, the chorus is "One Ton Tomato ... da da da da da.. One ton Tomato....?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:37 PM (WlX38)

495 Well, time to run. Ladyl is airborne, with her nose up at 2500' and climbing, her airspeed is 226mph and accelerating.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2021 09:32 PM (Mzdiz)


Hopefully she brought many bags of pretzels; I hear they are a good excuse to not wearing a mask for the trip. Chew sloooooooowly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2021 09:38 PM (F0YaR)

496 Plus it is broadcast in Navajo if I recall correctly which makes it even better.
Posted by: LostInSpace

I have listened to that station in my travels. It was a treat.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2021 09:38 PM (pA4Ca)

497 So back to Beto, I don't think he cares whether he wins or not. That is completely not the point.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:35 PM (BMmaB)

If he wins, he's governor. If he doesn't, he just gets to ride that grievance gravy train.

"Wah, the voters didn't vote for me because they hate LGBTQIABCXYZ people."

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 15, 2021 09:39 PM (TDj17)

498 So back to Beto, I don't think he cares whether he wins or not. That is completely not the point.
Posted by: Caesar North

Beto is a master class in how commit onanism with your pants on.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:39 PM (ESLBo)

499 Yeah, I know who Arnie Coro is. Always wondered how "down with the revolution" he was. He sounds like a nice, grandfatherly guy. Did he kill a bunch of people? I dunno. That kind of thing bothers me. I don't like commies/fascists/revolutionaries.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:39 PM (WlX38)

500 So back to Beto, I don't think he cares whether he wins or not. That is completely not the point.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:35 PM (BMmaB)

For sure you are right,Beto is just living his best life. It has nothing to do with winning. I doubt that actor will run. What would be the point? He is not left enough and not right enough. Maybe I will be wrong, but it would be pointless for that guy to spend all his goodwill on a political position that has little power and wont change the state at all.I just don't see the point unless the guy dreams of running for pres.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 09:39 PM (NXntH)

501 The Spectacular Concert. I live in a fabuloso place.
Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:30 PM (ESLBo)


Mariachi is for children who don't understand Cumbias. Milonga is where it is at

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:39 PM (P9T5R)

502 What's that famous spanish song, the chorus is "One Ton Tomato ... da da da da da.. One ton Tomato....?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:37 PM (WlX3

what? When in doubt i default to the song from Rio Bravo.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 09:41 PM (NXntH)

503 Mariachi is for children who don't understand Cumbias. Milonga is where it is at Posted by: Kindltot

I have no idea what you are talking about. Do I have a NOOD?

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:41 PM (ESLBo)

504 what? When in doubt i default to the song from Rio Bravo.
Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 09:41 PM (NXntH)

That is a great song. Tiomkin(sp?) for the win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:42 PM (kBuGL)

505 Yes they do have the range, now about that reload cycle.
35 million years. Snap to it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 09:32 PM (z/mvF)


there is one scheduled for 2025 coming low over the Atlantic.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:42 PM (P9T5R)

506 Speaking of the high desert, there is a Navajo AM station that is pretty well received in the whole 4 corners area, maybe 540 or thereabouts. You'll know it when you hear genuine Indian drums and the "hi yi yi yi yi" stuff. It's pretty cool to zone on that for a while driving around the Mesas and canyons, or watching the sunset

Stumbled across an FM station up that way once. Was rocking out to some metal when they broke for commercials, in Navajo.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 15, 2021 09:43 PM (SchxB)

507 For sure you are right,Beto is just living his best life. It has nothing to do with winning. I doubt that actor will run. What would be the point? He is not left enough and not right enough. Maybe I will be wrong, but it would be pointless for that guy to spend all his goodwill on a political position that has little power and wont change the state at all.I just don't see the point unless the guy dreams of running for pres. Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 09:39 PM (NXntH)

McConaughey runs if Abbott is successfully primaried. He can beat either Allen West or the other guy, I forget his name. If Abbott survives the primary, McConaughey stays home, makes commercials, and does his supermodel wife.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:43 PM (BMmaB)

508 What's that famous spanish song, the chorus is "One Ton Tomato ... da da da da da.. One ton Tomato....? Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:37 PM (WlX3 what? When in doubt i default to the song from Rio Bravo. Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 09:41 PM (NXntH)

For most of my life I never knew it was "Guantanamera." I always thought it was about a guy named Juan Tanamera.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:45 PM (BMmaB)

509 Must be nood ONT if I've posted twice in a row.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:46 PM (BMmaB)

510 What's that famous spanish song, the chorus is "One Ton Tomato ... da da da da da.. One ton Tomato....?

One ton of mayo?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 15, 2021 09:46 PM (SchxB)

511 Actually due Friday April 13, 2029. The asteroid designated as 99942 Apophis

May not file my taxes until the last moment for that one

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 09:46 PM (P9T5R)

512
What's that famous spanish song, the chorus is "One Ton Tomato ... da da da da da.. One ton Tomato....?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:37 PM (WlX3

what? When in doubt i default to the song from Rio Bravo.
Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 09:41 PM (NXntH)



I kinda like this one, traditional mariachi. La Culebra
https://youtu.be/4TofcJo4i34

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 15, 2021 09:46 PM (IJES/)

513 509 Must be nood ONT if I've posted twice in a row.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:46 PM (BMmaB)

Not yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:46 PM (kBuGL)

514 Must be nood ONT if I've posted twice in a row. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:46 PM (BMmaB)

Not yet, I just checked.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:47 PM (BMmaB)

515 Joe Sobel would to the weather.

No no no.

Orien Samuelson doing the Farm Markets booming from from a big wooden console Zenith.

Must have been something. In those days they hired guys with good, deep, baritone voices. None of the faggy lisping shit like today. I swear everything is up two octaves across the board.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:47 PM (WlX38)

516 Aetius, horde mind!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:47 PM (BMmaB)

517 Venus and Mars are racist tonight.

Posted by: Neil deTyson Chicken at November 15, 2021 09:47 PM (Xrfse)

518 Must have been something. In those days they hired guys with good, deep, baritone voices. None of the faggy lisping shit like today. I swear everything is up two octaves across the board. Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:47 PM (WlX3

Hello Americans, this is Paul Harvey.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:48 PM (BMmaB)

519 Pulled onto a side road off of I-10 in New Mexico to show my son the Milky Way on night. He still talks of that.
Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2021 09:30 PM (1wmcg)


Oh yeah. When I'm driving on over to El Paso, coming down the west side of Guadalupe Pass at the turnouts is a great place for some real dark skygazing.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 15, 2021 09:48 PM (ZSK0i)

520 Must have been something. In those days they hired guys with good, deep, baritone voices. None of the faggy lisping shit like today. I swear everything is up two octaves across the board.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:47 PM (WlX3

This is something I have noticed as well. One I think it is people not having examples to tune to. Also, lack of physical activity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:49 PM (kBuGL)

521 >>Hello Americans, this is Paul Harvey.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:48 PM (BMmaB)

Takes me back.

"goodDAY."

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 09:49 PM (M3Z2J)

522
We used to have a station like that.
Commodities and things of actual local importance.
Joe Sobel would to the weather.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2021 09:33 PM (qYMk7)

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Back in the '80s, the early morning Garden Report with Bill Zac on KTRH would have reports from the Port City Stockyards in Sealy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 09:50 PM (/U27+)

523 This is Improved Mexico to a tee. It is like a big church around here at times.
Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:32 PM (ESLBo)


Almost enough for goosebumps sometimes, whether it's the stars, thunderstorms, whatever.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 15, 2021 09:50 PM (ZSK0i)

524 Well they aren't really saying "One Ton Tomato", but that's what it sounds like. I've no idea what the hell they are saying, but it's an anthem sounding tune. And then some guy starts the talking bit or narration about his undying love for ... something .. I dunno.

"One Ton Tomato ... one ton tomaaaaaatoooo.. da da da

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:50 PM (WlX38)

525 Also, I do not think anyone actually knows how to project their voice anymore. It is hard to stay high if you are actually projecting, trying to be heard in a group.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:51 PM (kBuGL)

526 @Common Tater, it's Guantanamera, about a woman from Guantanamo.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:51 PM (BMmaB)

527 Also, I do not think anyone actually knows how to project their voice anymore. It is hard to stay high if you are actually projecting, trying to be heard in a group. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:51 PM (kBuGL)

Command voice. When leading PT and you screw up, the trick is to say "AS YOU WERE" in such a manner and tone of voice as to make the platoon think they screwed up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:52 PM (BMmaB)

528 I found my self *highly* amused by this:

Jen Psaki @PressSec
United States government official

For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2021 08:10 PM (bk3Sg)

If you have to say it, then it isn't true.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 08:11 PM (kBuGL)

I wonder how much of that is snark. I don't think Psaki is on Harris' side and the excess adjectives have to bite.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2021 09:52 PM (eoQWY)

529 They have a Port in Sealy?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2021 09:52 PM (qYMk7)

530 "One Ton Tomato ... one ton tomaaaaaatoooo.. da da da

https://youtu.be/-26vQtQZvVk

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 15, 2021 09:52 PM (SchxB)

531
Also, I do not think anyone actually knows how to project their voice anymore. It is hard to stay high if you are actually projecting, trying to be heard in a group.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 09:51 PM (kBuGL)

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When I work as a ring steward at dog shows, I pitch my voice low and resonant. Without much effort it sounds megaphonic. No one can say they couldn't hear their number called.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 09:53 PM (/U27+)

532 After Sexual Assault Claim Against Chinese Politician Chinese Tennis Champ "Vanishes"

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Helluva coinky dink.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2021 09:54 PM (FVME7)

533

>>Hello Americans, this is Paul Harvey.

https://youtu.be/x9dkgOZhKQk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2021 09:54 PM (63Dwl)

534 I liked the low key AM programming. It had this slower pace .. languid, almost good for a nap. Commercials ruined all that.

But they had good newscasters, with good voices, and they didn't try to be sensationalist or a bunch of wackadoodles like the major news outlets now. The news was the news, I suppose they had to use AP copy, but they sure as hell didn't editorialize like they do now.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:54 PM (WlX38)

535 Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:47 PM (WlX3


So sorry to hear the Idaho's parents nixed the wedding.

Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2021 09:56 PM (1wmcg)

536 I kinda like this one, traditional mariachi. La Culebra
https://youtu.be/4TofcJo4i34

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 15, 2021 09:46 PM (IJES/)

good stuff. I does remind me of Ring of Fire. I don't know which came first, but there are similarities.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 09:56 PM (NXntH)

537 his is Improved Mexico to a tee. It is like a big church around here at times.
Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 09:32 PM (ESLBo)

The immenseness of scale or our existence fascinates little ones in a way that we, being older and jaded, can only harken back to, faded and gone.

My 3 year old daughter, when we visited Arizona, and passed by a huge mine dug deep and vast into the earth...she could not forget it, and asked repetitively is she could go back and revisit - even when we left the state. The enormous nature of it could not register with her primitive mind, and she needed to view it, again and again, just to soak it in...fascinating.

Posted by: Boswell at November 15, 2021 09:56 PM (5iUNf)

538 @Bertram, this is real.

https://youtu.be/t8tdmaEhMHE

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:56 PM (BMmaB)

539 475 429 Uh, oh. PBS interview with Chinese dissident [I assume] expert on authoritarianism goes horribly wrong!

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/
1460394724389363715

Video 1:25 minutes long.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 09:18 PM (UHVv4)
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That's Margaret Hoover. "Firing Line" used to be hosted by William F. Buckley. That's what passes for conservatism on PBS.
Posted by: zmdavid at November 15, 2021 09:30 PM (xqRaG)

Margaret Hoover (great-granddaughter of Herbert Hoover) is married to John Avlon from CNN. Avlon used to work for Giuliani, and he also used to have a column with the late, great (but soon-to-be resurrected) NY Sun. He's full-on NeverTrump at XiNN now. This explains everything.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 15, 2021 09:57 PM (Wo4FI)

540 >>https://youtu.be/x9dkgOZhKQk Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2021 09:54 PM (63Dwl)

Thank you for that.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 09:57 PM (M3Z2J)

541 I remember Paul Harvey was the noon break during Rush locally back in the day. I miss those days.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2021 09:57 PM (pA4Ca)

542 Saturn was tilted so you could see the rings. Right there, by definition, my mind was blown. And the moon, ah crap, I don't know what to say except when I get my last house out in the in NM weeds is I am buying a telescope.
Posted by: LostInSpace

One of the long distance shooters at the TxMoMe, forgive me - I forget whom, was describing the different capabilities of the various spotting scopes present and said, something to the effect of the best scopes can be used as very capable star and planet gazing devices.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 09:24 PM (mD/uy)

Binoculars were always good for a lot - quite a lot of features are just at the edge of visibility with the naked eye.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2021 09:58 PM (eoQWY)

543 >>Hello Americans, this is Paul Harvey.

https://youtu.be/x9dkgOZhKQk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2021 09:54 PM (63Dwl)

I mentioned him earlier today. It is good he is getting shout outs. That was a good guy,

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 09:58 PM (NXntH)

544 THAT'S THE TUNE!

Yeah, I guess I'm not the only one to think it sounds like one ton tomato! LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 09:59 PM (WlX38)

545 I remember Paul Harvey was the noon break during Rush locally back in the day. I miss those days. Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2021 09:57 PM (pA4Ca)

He had the largest audience of anyone in radio, bigger than Rush. In farm country everyone stopped work to eat lunch and listen to Paul Harvey. Those who were working in town did too, out of habit.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:59 PM (BMmaB)

546 519 Pulled onto a side road off of I-10 in New Mexico to show my son the Milky Way on night. He still talks of that.
Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2021 09:30 PM (1wmcg)

Oh yeah. When I'm driving on over to El Paso, coming down the west side of Guadalupe Pass at the turnouts is a great place for some real dark skygazing.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 15, 2021 09:48 PM (ZSK0i)

Went up to our land in Willow, and you can see the stars between the stars, unless the northern lights are out. You can hear the aurora crackle, too. Of course, it's below 0 up there right now, so until we get a hot tub installed, Imma stay down here where I can get warm.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 15, 2021 10:00 PM (r9FP4)

547 note to self, watch the link and then comment after lol.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 10:00 PM (NXntH)

548 One ton tomato
Blue heeler one ton tomato
One ton tomaaaato!
Blue heeler one ton tomaaaato

Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2021 10:00 PM (R+A4V)

549 He had the largest audience of anyone in radio, bigger than Rush. In farm country everyone stopped work to eat lunch and listen to Paul Harvey. Those who were working in town did too, out of habit.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 15, 2021 09:59 PM (BMmaB)

Nobody has replaced him, that's certain.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 15, 2021 10:00 PM (r9FP4)

550 I remember Paul Harvey was the noon break during Rush locally back in the day. I miss those days.

Same here. Seems like a lifetime ago.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2021 10:01 PM (Xrfse)

551 548 One ton tomato
Blue heeler one ton tomato
One ton tomaaaato!
Blue heeler one ton tomaaaato
Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2021 10:00 PM (R+A4V)

At the top of your lungs, in the bathtub. It's like being 9 years old again.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 15, 2021 10:01 PM (r9FP4)

552 The stars at night
Are big and bright

Posted by: Texas at November 15, 2021 10:02 PM (4I/2K)

553 Aetius451AD

Can confirm. I saw the moons of Jupiter and Hailey's Comet one Atlantic crossing. But I was on a USN ship, and we darken ship to protect the bridge watch night vision. Moonrise on a clear night was a treat.

In QEII crossing the Atlantic 2 years ago, I saw some very nice stars, but not as good as in the Navy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 15, 2021 10:03 PM (u82oZ)

554 The stars at night
Are big and bright
Posted by: Texas at November 15, 2021 10:02 PM (4I/2K)

The lumps by day,
Divert the spray
Deep in the shart of Biden.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2021 10:04 PM (P3gRi)

555 I think it's a good thing the government openly showed what side they are on,the Antifa side. I mean if it wasn't clear from 8 months of virtually unchecked rioting....

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 10:05 PM (CYnTg)

556 Huh. Sam Kinison had a decent singing voice.

Posted by: ZOD at November 15, 2021 10:05 PM (M3Z2J)

557 One ton tomato
can't eat a one ton tomato
One ton toma-to
can't eat a one-ton toma-to

I made up more lyrics once but they were as poor as I was bored

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2021 10:07 PM (P9T5R)

558 I bought a powerful telescope when my daughter was young, one with multiple plossl eye-pieces for attachments for viewing planets and galaxies - it is a wonderful instrument.

Unfortunately, living as close as we do to the city, the sky is not optimal for viewing, but it still gives you wonderful viewing, and her wonderment as to her relative size within our Universe was unjaded, and quit an amusement to behold.

Posted by: Boswell at November 15, 2021 10:11 PM (5iUNf)

559 >>> 546
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Went up to our land in Willow, and you can see the stars between the stars, unless the northern lights are out. You can hear the aurora crackle, too. Of course, it's below 0 up there right now, so until we get a hot tub installed, Imma stay down here where I can get warm.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 15, 2021 10:00 PM (r9FP4)

I didn't realize you could actually *hear* it...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 15, 2021 10:12 PM (llON8)

560 Friday the 13th? Apothis doing a close by?

Let's hope the boffins at NASA triple check the calculations and if it will miss the planet by a good margin, not try and test a meteor deflection shot on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 10:13 PM (z/mvF)

561 I didn't realize you could actually *hear* it...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 15, 2021 10:12 PM (llON

I'm not sure you can in the Lower 48, but nearer to the pole you can. I was terrified of it when I was really young, because it seems to me the sky was on fire and it sounded like it, too. It is electricity, so it crackles, sort of like a wood fire.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 15, 2021 10:20 PM (r9FP4)

562 I have seen and read about Birds placing their nests in ood places

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 15, 2021 10:47 PM (FLiOE)

563 I'm not sure you can in the Lower 48, but nearer to the pole you can. I was terrified of it when I was really young, because it seems to me the sky was on fire and it sounded like it, too. It is electricity, so it crackles, sort of like a wood fire.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 15, 2021 10:20 PM (r9FP4)



Quite a few fairly intense auroras in Illinois where I was doing some deepsky photography but you never could hear the crackle at that latitude...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 15, 2021 11:06 PM (ZSK0i)

564 I work at a railroad museum. Over multiple years, we've had killdeer birds nest right next to our rails. Their eggs blend right in with the color of the stone ballast, presumably a defense against skunks, raccoons, or other wildlife stealing and eating them.

Posted by: Doug at November 15, 2021 11:54 PM (F4+hL)

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