aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/30/21) - Pre-Halloween & Mystery Click Party
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The most popular Halloween costumes, or so they say.
Ozzy man is always good for laughs and NSFW-Language
Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?” The guy replies, “I’m Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of New York City.” Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, “Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.” The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it’s the minister’s turn. He stands and booms out, “I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary’s for the last forty-three years.” Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.” “Just a minute,” says the minister. “That man was a taxi-driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?” “Up here, we work by results,” says Saint Peter. “While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed.”
Ghost Stories of America: Hauntings, spirits and things that go bump in the night
Spooky season is here, and ghost stories are being told across the country. Take a journey with us to learn about hauntings, ghost sightings and everything else that goes bump in the night. We've listened to these spooky stories and now you can feed your curiosity by watching them below.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Spook Lowell at October 30, 2021 09:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Tonyeeek at October 30, 2021 09:01 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 09:01 PM (sitsh)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at October 30, 2021 09:01 PM (vf0xX)
Posted by: wing at October 30, 2021 09:01 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: westminsterbooshow at October 30, 2021 09:01 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2021 09:01 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Spook Lowell at October 30, 2021 09:02 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Of course Monster Mash...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 30, 2021 09:04 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: Frank N Stein at October 30, 2021 09:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: PabloD at October 30, 2021 09:04 PM (7Blpl)
Posted by: PabloD at October 30, 2021 09:05 PM (7Blpl)
No little hemes or globins tonight. No teenage girls with knowing eyes. No meat for the larder.
Thanksgiving is going to be sparse if they don't show up tomorrow night...
Y'all get any ambulatory jerky?
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp and My Dealer at October 30, 2021 09:05 PM (hUvWM)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Therewolf at October 30, 2021 09:06 PM (PTevG)
Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2021 09:07 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:07 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:07 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Half Dozen Half Dozen Half Dozen at October 30, 2021 09:07 PM (dJs6r)
Nicely done ONT...as usual...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 30, 2021 09:07 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at October 30, 2021 09:08 PM (vf0xX)
No little hemes or globins tonight. No teenage girls with knowing eyes. No meat for the larder.
Thanksgiving is going to be sparse if they don't show up tomorrow night...
Y'all get any ambulatory jerky?
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I live in a mobile home community. Come on over and help yourself!
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:08 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: exdem13
You heard about the tornado which hit a mobile home park?
Did 2 hundred dollars worth of improvements.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:10 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 09:10 PM (WZ5i4)
MisHum, the mini-salads are a good idea but I heard you were giving all the trick-or-treaters in your area fun-size boxes of ammo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 09:11 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog next year with Polka music (u82oZ) at October 30, 2021 09:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Zombie Iris starving for brains in Dem territory at October 30, 2021 09:11 PM (6lKe4)
https://youtu.be/LnTz6ndg73M?t=906
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp and My Dealer at October 30, 2021 09:12 PM (M0hkr)
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October 30, 2021 09:13 PM (nxdel)
The costumes in the last photo are creative.
Great joke!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in The Great Pumpkin at October 30, 2021 09:13 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog next year with Polka music (u82oZ) at October 30, 2021 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
Neither is scary.
I'll try and remember to send them in for next year. Too long to relate in comments.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 30, 2021 09:14 PM (CUULq)
*throws Twix in the trash*
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October 30, 2021 09:14 PM (nxdel)
Never again.
Posted by: JQ at October 30, 2021 09:14 PM (dB4Iz)
Necco wafers
Raisins
Toothbrushes
Chick tracts
Best:
Reese's anything
Stickers
Loose change because they forgot to buy candy
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of The Baskervilles at October 30, 2021 09:15 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Climate change models at October 30, 2021 09:15 PM (QkCWd)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 30, 2021 09:15 PM (5YdO/)
Nicely done ONT...as usual...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at
Ummm. This is MisHum.
Big difference
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 09:15 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Buzzion totally a scary ghost at October 30, 2021 09:15 PM (QkCWd)
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp and My Dealer at October 30, 2021 09:16 PM (P52kO)
Posted by: Fox2! at October 30, 2021 09:16 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: vmom's blood soaked claws at October 30, 2021 09:16 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Been Lurking at October 30, 2021 08:22 PM (rDgjh)
The Ecstacy Sock? Is that what you call it?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 30, 2021 09:16 PM (cvNl1)
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
Bless CowHand Queen!
Sunday getting ready to leave, I had not paid attention to the gas tank level and the generator will not run if it's below 1/4. I didn't have the slide in! Went up to the house, she grabbed a 5 gallon gas can and she got enough gas in to start the generator. Saved!
Posted by: westminsterbooshow at October 30, 2021 09:16 PM (/UQ/R)
Their B-17 is due to fly at 1000 hr, tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 09:17 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 09:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:17 PM (8IREU)
Everyone I asked today said to expect little goblins both tonight and tomorrow night. When I was growing up, it was always October 31st... we wuz robbed!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in The Great Pumpkin at October 30, 2021 09:17 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: vmom's blood soaked claws at October 30, 2021 09:17 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Frank N Stein at October 30, 2021 09:17 PM (hOUT3)
We live out in the country and out front gate is locked, so no trick-or-treaters. Saves us a ton on pins and razor blades.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2021 09:17 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:18 PM (8IREU)
Posted by: SchnorfHellPuppy at October 30, 2021 09:18 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 30, 2021 09:18 PM (ybIRR)
Time to go when I can not spell three letter words.
Have a great night, everyone.
Halloween is Sunday night here, but the kids all head into Manhattan to the shopping areas decorated up. The older students go to the local bar area, Aggieville.
I saw a high school volleyball player had a devil costume at school Friday. With a red forked tail.
Did not say "nice tail" to her, so I saved my own life and job.
Posted by: NaCly Dog next year with Polka music (u82oZ) at October 30, 2021 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
The turkey I've enjoyed the most has been a cajun fried Turkey, they're wonderful and moist. I would never do it myself, there's a local BBQ place that will fry a whole turkey for you if you order 2 or 3 weeks in advance. Plus they got good BBQ sauce.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2021 09:19 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Thanks for this Eris - I was looking for something different this year!
Posted by: Tonyeeek at October 30, 2021 09:19 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2021 09:19 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 30, 2021 09:19 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:19 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:20 PM (8IREU)
We only bought one container of candy but it's a literal plastic bucket like kitty litter comes in. 375 individually wrapped Reeses cups. We better get at least 350 kids or I'm gonna regret next week.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 30, 2021 09:20 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 09:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October 30, 2021 09:20 PM (nxdel)
Rancher Bob topped off the air in the tires of my rental car.
Wonderful people at every level!
Posted by: Frank N Hrothgarstein at October 30, 2021 09:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2021 09:21 PM (gw0nT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2021 09:21 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:20 PM (8IREU)
A Tofurkey?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 09:21 PM (P3gRi)
"Which one is the turkey?"
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
The ONT has been known to warp time.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:21 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:22 PM (8IREU)
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October 30, 2021 09:22 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2021 09:22 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp and My Dealer at October 30, 2021 09:22 PM (P52kO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg26aACRjFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIldF-pGUCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB0SxXTR_UI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mewu2IxAlLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG85zhpgmJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7Ox9N1490Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd5W0iMLL6k
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:22 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: westminsterbooshow at October 30, 2021 09:22 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:22 PM (8IREU)
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 09:22 PM (L2ZTs)
This is the year the turkey pardons the President.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at
Ooof! You're not far from the truth.
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 09:22 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2021 09:23 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:23 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tonyeeek at October 30, 2021 09:23 PM (mD/uy)
Sergio Aguero, a soccer player formerly of Man City, now Barcelona, left the pitch on a stretcher after collapsing due to breathing problems, and it appears heart issues.
I'd really like to know if he had the clot shot; more than likely he did.
How many more will we see in the coming months...the world wonders (no it doesn't, but we do)?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of The Baskervilles at October 30, 2021 09:24 PM (BgMrQ)
I've already been reprimanded. Was thinking Friday.
Sorry all,and especially the fine MisHum!
*walking away, totally embarrassed*
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 30, 2021 09:24 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 30, 2021 09:24 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 09:25 PM (zoOf+)
Posted by: exdem13
You heard about the tornado which hit a mobile home park?
Did 2 hundred dollars worth of improvements.
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You have to say two thousand dollars for mine, man. We have more double-wides.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:25 PM (W+kMI)
Necco wafers
Raisins
Toothbrushes
Chick tracts
I was raised on a fruit farm. We had a barn full of apples, so the worst Halloween handouts were apples. The best were home made popcorn balls, and home made caramel apples. The caramel made the apples an acceptable treat.
I don't get a huge amount of trick or treaters, so I make up cellophane treat bags to hand out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
Eating candy leftover from the MoMe candy bucket. Not what I need but oh so good!
Posted by: SnailRazor at October 30, 2021 09:26 PM (S34uo)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2021 09:26 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:26 PM (8IREU)
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:26 PM (W+kMI)
There was a candy bucket? How did I miss that??
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October 30, 2021 09:27 PM (nxdel)
"Yamato hasshin!" = https://youtu.be/DmYEizhVn8Q
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I'm looking forward to seeing it Anna, as soon as a subbed version makes it over here.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:27 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB
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I use Halloween as a guilt-free opportunity to stock up on stuff I will snack on for the next 6 months. I thinly disguise it as 'Having plenty for the trick-or-treaters'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 09:27 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:28 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
There was a candy bucket? How did I miss that??
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October
Right? Wtf?!?
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 09:28 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2021 09:28 PM (gw0nT)
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:29 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:29 PM (8IREU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 30, 2021 09:29 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SnailRazor at October 30, 2021 09:29 PM (S34uo)
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 09:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Or his victim. A pair of kids could do Alec and his victim.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 09:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2021 09:29 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at October 30, 2021 09:29 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 09:29 PM (P3gRi)
"What in G's name is Joe Biden saying"
_Sky News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwcvCPqIY2g
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 09:30 PM (zoOf+)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 30, 2021 09:30 PM (ufFY8)
There was a candy bucket? How did I miss that??
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October
Right? Wtf?!?
Posted by: nurse hatchet
Shoot, gotta reevaluate the whole shindig.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:30 PM (r1z5A)
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They can tell me to do anything. Now make me do it, hair-sniffers.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:30 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: westminsterbooshow at October 30, 2021 09:30 PM (/UQ/R)
Did spook a couple deer on one of my trips out. Hoping it was deer and not a bear.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2021 09:30 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:31 PM (/+B8L)
Still there. Seems more industrial supplying of KSU students with alcohol. And Varsity Donuts, with fake Tide Pod confections and good donuts.
Admittedly, some charm left with the game store closing and Hooves shutting down.
Hooves promised 300 pounds of dancing flesh. So I went in. Uh - one dancer. But a fun place.
Posted by: NaCly Dog next year with Polka music (u82oZ) at October 30, 2021 09:31 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2021 09:21 PM (gw0nT)
I TOLD you Pope Frankie shit my pants!
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 30, 2021 09:31 PM (ACi07)
FIFY
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:31 PM (W+kMI)
On TCM now.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Have to go with incredible bra engineering, never saw 'em before that role or after.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:32 PM (r1z5A)
Everyone I asked today said to expect little goblins both tonight and tomorrow night. When I was growing up, it was always October 31st... we wuz robbed!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in The Great Pumpkin at October 30, 2021 09:17 PM (rwusL)
Our city had it tonight, so I've already eaten my daily ration of leftover candy. I do hate it when they change the day.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 09:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:32 PM (8IREU)
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:28 PM (/+B8L)
Ah geez ALH, and here I haven't done my candy shopping yet.
Here, have a can of anchovies. Happy Halloween!
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Splunge at October 30, 2021 09:33 PM (R+A4V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:33 PM (8IREU)
Rated: Too true to be funny.
Posted by: Zombie Iris starving for brains in Dem territory at October 30, 2021 09:34 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: vmom's blood soaked claws at October 30, 2021 09:17 PM (YZG/i)
I have a feeling that the woke crowd goofed in trying to get his show canceled. They probably got him more viewers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 09:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 09:34 PM (sitsh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 09:34 PM (P3gRi)
*tee-pees blog*
I'm a bit concerned about MisHum doing the two-jokes thing on the Saturday ONTs. He should be parsing them out singly, saving the extras up, hoarding them, against that day when the joke well might run dry.
👻Posted by: mindful 'Shelob's web' -worker at October 30, 2021 09:34 PM (7Ne0P)
Posted by: Splunge at October 30, 2021 09:34 PM (R+A4V)
Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2021 09:21 PM (gw0nT)
I TOLD you Pope Frankie shit my pants!
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 30, 2021 09:31 PM (ACi07)
yeah, and they're spreading. Some one this morning posted that they are in Italy and the stories are all over Rome, all the Italians are laughing at it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2021 09:34 PM (evAgx)
"Te quiero chupar la sangre!"
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Hooves? LOL!
How about the Hibachi Hut? That had been there since the '60s and in the '80s served spectacularly good Cajun food. The owner at that time, John, was a refugee out of the blues scene and would bring in some legit guys off the road for ticket only all you could eat blues parties.
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp and My Dealer at October 30, 2021 09:35 PM (JzQZK)
Beware Democrat actors with guns and leftard rainbow haired set armorers.
There now, have we covered everything?
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:35 PM (W+kMI)
Beware Democrat actors with guns
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:32 PM (8IREU)
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Beware Democrats with guns.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2021 09:35 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: westminsterbooshow at October 30, 2021 09:35 PM (/UQ/R)
He actually only saw a kid dressed up as the Pope for Halloween.
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog next year with Polka music (u82oZ) at October 30, 2021 09:31 PM (u82oZ)
So you are saying they delivered?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 09:36 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 09:34 PM (P3gRi)
When I see lights at night here in AZ, it means my neighbor is sorting cows with horses. Haven't figured out why he does that, but he seems to enjoy it.
Posted by: Splunge at October 30, 2021 09:36 PM (R+A4V)
Which episode should I dial up tonight everyone?
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 09:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SnailRazor at October 30, 2021 09:29 PM (S34uo)
Oh don't try to fool us. We can imagine your outfit... :-)
Posted by: Zombie Iris starving for brains in Dem territory at October 30, 2021 09:36 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October 30, 2021 09:37 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Splunge at October 30, 2021 09:33 PM (R+A4V)
He's a race car driver.
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:37 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: vmom's blood soaked claws at October 30, 2021 09:17 PM (YZG/i)
I have a feeling that the woke crowd goofed in trying to get his show canceled. They probably got him more viewers.
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I have a friend who has the Netflix, so tomorrow when we get together we'll watch Chapelle's special just to to give the single-finger salute to the Twitter twats.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:37 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 09:37 PM (sitsh)
*throws in can of smoked oysters*
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October 30, 2021 09:37 PM (nxdel)
Hello Ladies!
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:37 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: pookysgirl has lots of leftover Reeses.... and isn't sharing at October 30, 2021 09:37 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 09:38 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:38 PM (8IREU)
A pope-sized hat is what it takes to keep from being sniffed.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 30, 2021 09:38 PM (ybIRR)
I've already been reprimanded. Was thinking Friday.
Sorry all,and especially the fine MisHum!
*walking away, totally embarrassed*
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 30, 2021 09:24 PM (5YdO/)
Most of the time people think ace does the ONT. so you're ahead of those.
Posted by: Buzzion totally a scary ghost at October 30, 2021 09:38 PM (QkCWd)
Hibachi Hut was my go-to place when I was there. They moved downtown 5 years ago, then closed for good two years ago. Sad.
But the owner was bought out at a good price when he left Aggieville. Staff bought it downtown. .
Posted by: NaCly Dog next year with Polka music (u82oZ) at October 30, 2021 09:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:32 PM (8IREU)
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Beware Democrats with guns.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2021 09:35 PM (/U27+)
Beware Democrats!
Posted by: Frank N Hrothgarstein at October 30, 2021 09:38 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB
Single serve Velveeta cheese slice.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:38 PM (r1z5A)
I don't share chocolate.
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:39 PM (/+B8L)
Its not like there was anything else on offer. Aside from the fifteen different kinds of chips, apples, peanut butter crackers, bakery treats, dips, nectarines, crackers - and that was before lunch.
Posted by: SnailRazor at October 30, 2021 09:39 PM (S34uo)
Posle nac - tishina
or in English:
After us - silence
Certainly more honest than:
"Peace Is Our Profession".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2021 09:39 PM (I2/tG)
Beware Democrat actors with guns
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:32 PM (8IREU)
________
Beware Democrats with guns.
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They don't have any, they're trying to win over thugs with positive vibes and defunded police and cash prizes for not mugging people.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:39 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2021 09:39 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 30, 2021 09:39 PM (ybIRR)
But it's always known who early voting favors which is why Democrats fight for it as hare as they can.
Historically, Democrats vote early and Republicans vote on election day. This isn't a secret.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2021 07:35 PM (ZLI7S)
This is true about Democrats voting early. But, again, what is the comparison other for this election? COVID has broken things.
https://www.vpap.org/elections/early-voting/
Today was the last day of early voting, some 1M votes cast. Which is way more (5x) than 2017.
Posted by: blaster at October 30, 2021 09:39 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB
Single serve Velveeta cheese slice.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:38 PM (r1z5A)
Pour in hot nacho cheez.
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog next year with Polka music (u82oZ) at October 30, 2021 09:40 PM (u82oZ)
You've just relocated from "The City" to "The Country." Congrats. Now listen up...
It is not OK to take your spawn out to various country estates at 11:30PM to bang on farm house doors looking for "whatever." "Whatever" you'll likely get is a 12 gauge shotgun in the face and a really pissed off old man on the other end. I get tired of explaining this, the Sherriff gets tired of explaining this and to be honest, it won't be explained again.
Get the fuck off my lawn.
Happy "whatever." Now go away.
Posted by: Martini Farmer-Devourer of Souls at October 30, 2021 09:40 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB
Single serve Velveeta cheese slice.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:38 PM (r1z5A)
Pour in hot nacho cheez.
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Don't forget the jalapenos!
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:41 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2021 09:39 PM (mZUr4)
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Devil's Night! In DayTWAT they burned down abandoned buildings. In the sticks we just Silly-Stringed cars as they drove by.
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:41 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: blaster at October 30, 2021 09:41 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:42 PM (8IREU)
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October 30, 2021 09:42 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: blaster at October 30, 2021 09:41 PM (mbFEM)
Every election is a broken glass election.
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:42 PM (/+B8L)
Izzat the trailers or de wimmens?
*ducks, runs serpentine*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2021 09:42 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:38 PM (r1z5A)
Potted meat product.
Posted by: ZOD at October 30, 2021 09:42 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:38 PM (r1z5A)
Potted meat product.
Posted by: ZOD at October 30, 2021 09:42 PM (xK9An)
SPAM!!!
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:43 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: Zombie Iris starving for brains in Dem territory at October 30, 2021 09:43 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 09:43 PM (mZUr4)
New Halloween movie is stupid as stupid does. Some of the characters could not die fast enough for me.
Posted by: Rube at October 30, 2021 09:43 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 09:44 PM (P3gRi)
If only she could see you drive....
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October 30, 2021 09:42 PM (nxdel)
I thought you had your hands over your eyes the whole time you drove with NaCly?
Posted by: Frank N Hrothgarstein at October 30, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2021 09:44 PM (U1eOr)
Thread winner for Nic of the night!
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:44 PM (/+B8L)
https://youtu.be/Q45yicposyI
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:42 PM (8IREU)
Heh heh -- you said "taint"
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 09:44 PM (mZUr4)
*throws in can of smoked oysters*
*adding my leftover tuna/ sardine salad from lunch*
Posted by: SnailRazor at October 30, 2021 09:45 PM (S34uo)
"The House That Jack Built" is pretty raw.
Posted by: ZOD at October 30, 2021 09:45 PM (xK9An)
Did Lincoln Project really arrange that silly nazi op or are they just the fall guy?
Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2021 09:44 PM (U1eOr)
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Yes, absolutely.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2021 09:45 PM (/U27+)
Beware Democrat actors with guns and leftard rainbow haired set armorers.
There now, have we covered everything?
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:35
Assistant directors with awful safety records. Apparently the guy that gave Baldwin the gun is known as dangerous according to some claims.
But really I think at this point we can take the plywood liberal hatred of gun in a similar manner to liberal women's opinions of men. Just as they think ask men are rapists because the liberal men they are around are so the conservative men must be even worse! Guns must be a dangerous threat that needs to be banned because they assume everyone handles them the same way they do on set.
Posted by: Buzzion totally a scary ghost at October 30, 2021 09:45 PM (QkCWd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=952EWqxC9yM
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 09:45 PM (W+kMI)
I should have. lol!!
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October 30, 2021 09:45 PM (nxdel)
*throws in can of smoked oysters*
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB
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Ha!
[contributes slightly swollen can of minced clams, Exp. date 09/2017]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 09:45 PM (WZ5i4)
https://youtu.be/Q45yicposyI
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:42 PM (8IREU)
Heh heh -- you said "taint"
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 09:44 PM (mZUr4)
One shouldn't cheat at tennis; it just ain't cricket.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 09:46 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Like I said, evening church services/people reluctant to celebrate Halloween on a Sunday. Especially since this is Protestant country and it's Reformation Day. Plus yesterday was trick-or-treating for the downtown businesses.
Posted by: pookysgirl, whose black cat tried to go trick-or-treating at October 30, 2021 09:46 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 30, 2021 09:46 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: 496
My vote, the dims reached out and the man/boy love club obliged.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:46 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: SnailRazor at October 30, 2021 09:45 PM (S34uo)
Nothing like the personal touch!
Posted by: Frank N Hrothgarstein at October 30, 2021 09:46 PM (hOUT3)
NaCly, well, a 50 plus year run was pretty damn good. I don't have a single bad memory from there. John brought in an old black chef from Louisiana to update and expand the Cajun menu. I used to buy him a beer or 3 sitting at the bar, talking recipes and cooking with him. Learned a lot. Raise your glass to hibachi hut, an honored institution from God knows what whacked out 60's hippie bar to many many many years as an insider bar... I doubt I shall know it's equal in what few years I have left.
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp and My Dealer at October 30, 2021 09:46 PM (7xHPb)
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:47 PM (Dc2NZ)
The Lincoln Project volunteered to take the rap - all the people that have been identified in the photo are McAuliffe campaign staffers.
It was a McAuliffe campaign op.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2021 09:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ZOD at October 30, 2021 09:48 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: All Howl Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 30, 2021 09:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2021 09:44 PM (U1eOr)
it doesn't really matter - McCauliffe is being blamed even if the pedo project did do it. But those bad actors all looked like local dem party operatives.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2021 09:49 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 30, 2021 09:49 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 30, 2021 09:50 PM (pJeub)
Given the Halloween theme, I was a little surprised that She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-On-The-ONT (SWMNBNOTONT) was not a mystery click. Halloween-grade howling would have been guaranteed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2021 09:50 PM (a3Q+t)
All the people that have been identified in the photo are McAuliffe campaign staffers.
It was a McAuliffe campaign op.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2021 09:47 PM (I2/tG)
Where were the FBI guys?
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:50 PM (/+B8L)
The advantage of blaming the Lincoln Project is that the media can claim that the op was done by "anti-Trump Republicans", not Democrats.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2021 09:50 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:50 PM (8IREU)
Given the Halloween theme, I was a little surprised that She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-On-The-ONT (SWMNBNOTONT) was not a mystery click. Halloween-grade howling would have been guaranteed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2021 09:50 PM (a3Q+t)
Why am I not-to-be-named?
Posted by: Joan Collins at October 30, 2021 09:51 PM (ACi07)
That's it for this evening, you dregs of society, decayed people, terrorist thugs and degenerates, stinking carrion, hybrids of wolves and pigs, and accursed vermin. Up before 5:00 to take care of the mutts and go to early Mass.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2021 09:51 PM (/U27+)
It was a McAuliffe campaign op.
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I read that liberal celebs are tweeting furiously that "Well, yeah but republicans ae all racist so it still made a good point.
They're pulling Dan Rathers' 'fake but accurate'!
Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2021 09:51 PM (U1eOr)
https://youtu.be/UawqSwY3RoE
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 30, 2021 09:39 PM (ybIRR)
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Good find.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 09:51 PM (zoOf+)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2021 09:51 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:52 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2021 09:47 PM (I2/tG)
Never forget, McAuliffe was the bagman that delivered ~$700+K to the wife of Christopher Wray, then acting director of the FIB, for political expenses!
Posted by: Frank N Hrothgarstein at October 30, 2021 09:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: pookysgirl, with a bridge to sell at October 30, 2021 09:52 PM (XKZwp)
https://youtu.be/09NqLjHJtGQ
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 09:52 PM (8IREU)
Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2021 09:53 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: blaster at October 30, 2021 09:39 PM (mbFEM)
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There you go, blowing up things/
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 09:53 PM (zoOf+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 30, 2021 09:53 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: boo-bell at October 30, 2021 09:53 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:53 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2021 09:51 PM (I2/tG)
*Shakes fist*
Those bastards! How dare they!
*flounces away*
Posted by: Christopher Wray at October 30, 2021 09:53 PM (R+A4V)
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October 30, 2021 09:53 PM (nxdel)
link? in english
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 30, 2021 09:49 PM (bTQ72)
what I want to know is, was the poop Catholic?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2021 09:54 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 30, 2021 09:54 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
DDS - it was coming back Sat. Night after Cow Horse Queen drenched me with medicine. Honey Whiskey so smooth it calmed my throat after only two, or was it three, servings.
We left Sunday noon and all my troubles were gone by sunset. She said it was ragweed allergies - I guess there's a first time for everything.
And it was so very nice to finally meet you - I sniffled a little when you posted your coming home story.
Posted by: SnailRazor at October 30, 2021 09:54 PM (S34uo)
Posted by: Left-Wing Billionaires! at October 30, 2021 09:54 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Bitterly clinging to the deplorable life at October 30, 2021 09:54 PM (ZFIBc)
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:29 PM (/+B8L)
I actually had someone ask me why the stores start selling Halloween candy two months early.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 09:54 PM (+lVUW)
Gates are shut and locked when you aren't home.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 09:55 PM (zoOf+)
Posted by: boo-bell at October 30, 2021 09:53 PM (wyw4S)
Jean Stapleton was a hottie, back in her day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 09:55 PM (P3gRi)
quick! plug in you EV Ford truck to power the house. Then if power stays out you have no lights or no way to go any where because truck battery is dead
!!
Ford marketing peeps be dumb
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 30, 2021 09:55 PM (bTQ72)
Gates are shut and locked when you aren't home.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 09:55 PM (zoOf+)
for some reason I read that and thought "gate" was "legs".
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2021 09:56 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: The Abominable Dr. Bone at October 30, 2021 09:57 PM (pBdm6)
I don't know about that, but I went grocery shopping today, and it is disheartening to see the ever rising prices.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 09:57 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 30, 2021 09:57 PM (5YdO/)
As the nic implies, have I got an opportunity for you! You can even rename it to disparage the Bad Orange Man!
Posted by: pookysgirl, with a bridge to sell at October 30, 2021 09:57 PM (XKZwp)
*throws in can of smoked oysters*
Posted by: BeatleJewells45#FJB at October 30, 2021 09:37 PM (nxdel)
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I'm trick-or-treating at your place. I love both these things. Throw in a can of kippered herring or potted meat, and I'll come back twice in a different costume.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 30, 2021 09:57 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 09:57 PM (+lVUW)
Butterball turkey at the WalMart in AJ was 1.89 a pound, last week.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 09:58 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 09:57 PM (+lVUW)
Indeed. Hamburger is $5/lb here.
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 09:58 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2021 09:21 PM (gw0nT)
Good. Those two deserve each other.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 09:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Heh, you crazy kids! Let me tell you about a time when Americas full shelves was the envy of the world.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 09:59 PM (r1z5A)
Unfortunately, I have to hand out candy to the marauding tots. My wife runs an internet hand-made clothing business, and is getting overwhelmed with Christmas orders, so she's made clear that I have candy distribution responsibilities.
Are you going to be around Portland on Monday?
Posted by: Left-Wing Billionaires! at October 30, 2021 09:59 PM (I2/tG)
Though hordes of devils fill the land all threatening to devour us. we tremble not, unmoved we stand, they cannot over power us. Let this world's tyrant rage, in battle we'll engage. His might is doomed to fail....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 30, 2021 09:59 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2021 09:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2021 09:21 PM (gw0nT)
And I'm still convinced that Hillary has been wearing adult diapers for years.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 09:59 PM (+lVUW)
https://youtu.be/09NqLjHJtGQ
Probably algorithmed to the Bulgarian women's choir.
https://youtu.be/UsDtmdWFBxU
These biting harmonies are gorgeous. This, not Norse throat-grumbling, was the inspiration for the 2018 God of War soundtrack.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 30, 2021 09:59 PM (ybIRR)
quick! plug in you EV Ford truck to power the house. Then if power stays out you have no lights or no way to go any where because truck battery is dead !!"
No! No! You don't understand at all! All you need to do is plug your charger in while you're powering the house, and that way your truck will always stay charged.
Posted by: Every Leftist Everywhere at October 30, 2021 10:00 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: 496
The female democrat operative that was busted admitted that she was working with the Lincoln Project for what it's worth. So yeah they probably did arrange it. But they didn't expect to get caught. That's why as each one of the tiki actors was identified they probated their twitters. They weren't supposed to be exposed.
Posted by: Buzzion totally a scary ghost at October 30, 2021 10:00 PM (QkCWd)
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 10:01 PM (/+B8L)
Thanks for the turkey recipes, Eris. I got a whole turkey breast. Not sure what to do.
Posted by: Infidevil at October 30, 2021 10:01 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 30, 2021 10:01 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Infidevil at October 30, 2021 10:01 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 09:59 PM (+lVUW)
Is that why her ass is so big?
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 10:02 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: Lincoln Project at October 30, 2021 10:02 PM (gw0nT)
Posted by: Left-Wing Billionaires!
No, I need to be gone Mon. morning. Really need to miss the Oly/Tac traffic.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:02 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Buzzion totally a scary ghost at October 30, 2021 10:00 PM (QkCWd)
"I just can't understand it! Our costumes were so convincing."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:02 PM (P3gRi)
It is 35 degrees already though and the sky is full of stars.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 30, 2021 10:03 PM (CUULq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:03 PM (8IREU)
You mean that gal who got the gun wrangling job due to nepotism?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 10:03 PM (+lVUW)
Another time, then.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2021 10:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 09:29 PM (P3gRi)
Jeeze, I hate that! Then you have to stand around while they page someone to check the price, try to describe the item over the phone to the guy back in the millwork department, and maybe, if your lucky, they get it figured out in less than fifteen minutes.
If I were King of Retail, I would empower the checkout people to just say to the customer "Sorry, this is missing the price. How does fifty cents sound?", and move on.
Posted by: a.moron at October 30, 2021 10:05 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 30, 2021 10:03 PM (CUULq)
the space obelisk orbiting Jupiter is full, too.
Posted by: Every Leftist Everywhere at October 30, 2021 10:05 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Splunge at October 30, 2021 09:33 PM (R+A4V)
Just wear a suit and go around sniffing the hair of little girls.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 10:05 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:05 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 10:06 PM (KPuI7)
Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2021 10:07 PM (gw0nT)
The Founders are spinning. I'm ashamed.
Posted by: Infidevil at October 30, 2021 10:08 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 30, 2021 10:08 PM (CUULq)
Posted by: Splunge
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See: 153
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 10:08 PM (WZ5i4)
If I were King of Retail, I would empower the checkout people to just say to the customer "Sorry, this is missing the price. How does fifty cents sound?", and move on.
Posted by: a.moron at October 30, 2021 10:05 PM (F6Xpw)
It wasn't that bad. She handed me off to her cow-worker, who looked the item up on the HD website, and determined its price to be 2.98, which I knew was correct, and I was out the door in 2 minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:08 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Fox2! at October 30, 2021 10:08 PM (qyH+l)
Look Out Below!!!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at October 30, 2021 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: #PoopyPantsBiden at October 30, 2021 10:10 PM (gw0nT)
Posted by: Tonyeeek at October 30, 2021 10:11 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote
Well, after the vax and the FOUR booster shots...you're pretty much bullet proof.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:11 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Buzzion totally a scary ghost at October 30, 2021 10:11 PM (QkCWd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:08 PM (P3gRi)
Yeah, there's a big gal that works at our Home Depot, too.
Posted by: a.moron at October 30, 2021 10:11 PM (F6Xpw)
I hope the stink sticks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:11 PM (8IREU)
And to be fair to Alec Baldwin, I thought he was excellent in Team America World Police
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 30, 2021 10:12 PM (pkNYz)
Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2021 09:44 PM (U1eOr)
To help a democrat win? Hell yeah.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
I hope the stink sticks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:11 PM (8IREU)
I wouldn't want to be anywhere near that guy.
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at October 30, 2021 10:12 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:12 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 10:12 PM (KPuI7)
Posted by: a.moron at October 30, 2021 10:11 PM (F6Xpw)
He was a 20-something guy, kind of a soi-boi type, but seemed to be proficient at his job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:13 PM (P3gRi)
Somebody needs to put together a fake Depends commercial, featuring Joe.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2021 10:13 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:12 PM (r1z5A)
tootsie rolls ftw!
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 10:13 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vaxxine is safe for kids because it's made from kids at October 30, 2021 10:14 PM (vnhb5)
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2021 10:13 PM (/+B8L)
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I'm not sure that Tootsie Rolls actually contain chocolate. Probably some kind of linoleum substitute.
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:14 PM (AlkyK)
Jimmy Carter, piss be his name, was it the very least a fully qualified nuclear propulsion officer for the Navy and those certifications are earned not given.
Joey bidet has literally been nothing his entire life. Literally nothing, except a political anal receptacle for his owners and masters.
Shit be his name.
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp and My Dealer at October 30, 2021 10:15 PM (7xHPb)
I think chocolate pudding would be more accurate.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 30, 2021 10:15 PM (CUULq)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 10:15 PM (KPuI7)
Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2021 09:44 PM (U1eOr)
To help a democrat win? Hell yeah.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
Sounds like the McAwfulites used the Lincoln Pedo Project to get one degree of separation from the actors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:15 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 10:15 PM (zoOf+)
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I thought he didn't complete the program.
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:16 PM (AlkyK)
Jimmy Carter, piss be his name, was it the very least a fully qualified nuclear propulsion officer for the Navy and those certifications are earned not given.
Joey bidet has literally been nothing his entire life. Literally nothing, except a political anal receptacle for his owners and masters.
Shit be his name.
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp and My Dealer at October 30, 2021 10:15 PM (7xHPb)
I'm smart! Look at me!!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at October 30, 2021 10:16 PM (ACi07)
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at October 30, 2021 10:16 PM (I2/tG)
But he was in the Navy and he actually ran a farm.
Two things Joey Bidet has never done.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:16 PM (8IREU)
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We should anticipate defensive 3rd party 'Fact Checks', as with Rachel Levine's bikini shot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 10:17 PM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:17 PM (8IREU)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 10:15 PM
The group pic from the G20 Summit shows Plugs standing off to the side, alone...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 10:17 PM (KPuI7)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 10:18 PM (zoOf+)
But he was in the Navy and he actually ran a farm.
Two things Joey Bidet has never done.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:16 PM (8IREU)
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I thought he was a recruiter? Somebody said he liked introducing children to seamen.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 30, 2021 10:18 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:18 PM (8IREU)
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp
I don't think so - Jimmah didn't finish Power School nor serve on a nuke powered sub.
https://is.gd/JMdkuv
Posted by: Tonyeeek at October 30, 2021 10:18 PM (mD/uy)
Well, if nothing else, he survived Billy Beer, and rabbit rape. As still puts him above Joey bidet... Barely...
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp and My Dealer at October 30, 2021 10:19 PM (7xHPb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 10:17 PM (bk3Sg)
Please tell me I did not just read that. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:19 PM (P3gRi)
But he was in the Navy and he actually ran a farm.
Two things Joey Bidet has never done.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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His brother made beer. That covers a multitude of sins.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 10:19 PM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:20 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:20 PM (8IREU)
There is no evidence that President Biden shit his pants while meeting with the Pope.
All cameras and cell phones were confiscated and wiped after the meeting.
Thus, no evidence.
Posted by: Glenn Kessler! at October 30, 2021 10:20 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion
Tis the season for nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:20 PM (r1z5A)
I just listened to a Swedish lullaby where the mother pleads for the wolf to stay away, the wolf will not get her child.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:22 PM (8IREU)
Posted by: GhostRider, not in the sky at October 30, 2021 10:22 PM (pxVvf)
Please tell me I did not just read that. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion
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You have welder's goggles at AJ? You might want to fetch them: https://tinyurl.com/4ycntbw2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 10:22 PM (830x5)
Oh, and when I got home I discovered that my wife picked up a couple of high end back packs at a rummage sale, one of which is an REI that MSRPs at around $300 and fits me like suit. The other one is less spendy but fits like it was made for her.
I had suggested she pick up a pack for a walk-out kit for her car, but I am impressed by what she found.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2021 10:23 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 30, 2021 10:23 PM (pkNYz)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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The Dingo's, now that is a different matter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 10:23 PM (830x5)
Wiped? Like with toilet paper?
Posted by: Hillary at October 30, 2021 10:24 PM (gw0nT)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 10:24 PM (Zmr7B)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Some of those ummm, "childrens" stories for the past were a bit grim.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:24 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Anna Puma
If he went back to save the farm, I can respect that.
Is 5th generation ranch kid, I went into the service in 82 to try and save our place. We lost it in the mid-80s.
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp and My Dealer at October 30, 2021 10:24 PM (7xHPb)
Look Out Below!!!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at October 30, 2021 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
In front of the Pope? Holy Shit!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2021 10:25 PM (evAgx)
Are you going to be around Portland on Monday?
Posted by: Left-Wing Billionaires! at October 30, 2021 09:59 PM (I2/tG)
Here's a hint. If a group of say 5 kids comes to the door, and you aren't sure if you gave them al candyl, don't say, "Did I miss anyone?" I think a couple of those little thugs scammed me out of extra candy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:25 PM (8IREU)
AB said he doubts Rust will ever resume production.
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
When Admiral Hyman G. Rickover (then a captain) started his program to create nuclear-powered submarines, Carter wanted to join the program and was interviewed and selected by Rickover.
Carter was promoted to lieutenant and from 3 November 1952 to 1 March 1953, he served on temporary duty with the Naval Reactors Branch, U.S. Atomic Energy Commission, Washington, D.C., to assist "in the design and development of nuclear propulsion plants for naval vessels"
From 1 March to 8 October 1953, Carter was preparing to become the engineering officer for USS Seawolf (SSN-575), one of the first submarines to operate on atomic power. However, when his father died in July 1953 Carter resigned from the Navy and returned to Georgia to manage his family interests.
https://www.history.navy.mil/
browse-by-topic/people/presidents/carter.html
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 10:26 PM (zoOf+)
"F*ck Joe Biden* was definitely being offered by the crowd.
Posted by: Tonyeeek at October 30, 2021 10:26 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:14 PM (AlkyK)
Isn't it a fudge of some amount at least? But yeah I don't think there is really any actual chocolate.
Posted by: Buzzion totally a scary ghost at October 30, 2021 10:26 PM (QkCWd)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:26 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 10:22 PM (830x5)
Heh! Love the biohazard tat. I'm going with "Fake, but accurate."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:26 PM (P3gRi)
Some of those ummm, "childrens" stories for the past were a bit grim.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison
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Should that be 'Grimm'?
At any rate, this afternoon, I posted an excerpt from 'Little Orphant Annie'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 10:26 PM (830x5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:25 PM (8IREU)
as I recall in the original Cinderella, the first sister *does* fool the Prince by getting her foot into the glass slipper. But then he follows her outside and notices all the blood coming out of her feet - she has chopped off all of her toes to make it fit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2021 10:27 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 10:27 PM (Zmr7B)
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Rust never sleeps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:28 PM (P3gRi)
Just remembered something to do, check the Tamiya 1/48 F-14A Tomcat pre Block 100 kit for the gun gas vent panel, is it the early or the late one.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:28 PM (8IREU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion
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You may be on to something there. A web site, 'Fake But Accurate'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 10:29 PM (WD9ZA)
Lovely dinner out in Daly City tonight, everything was exceedingly normal
Resign London Breed
Posted by: San Franspook-o at October 30, 2021 10:29 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2021 10:27 PM (evAgx)
Eeeew! She threw away the best part.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 30, 2021 10:30 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Buzzion totally a scary ghost at October 30, 2021 10:26 PM (QkCWd)
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Tootsie Rolls are for people with good teeth.
They will pull fillings. caps, crowns, and loose teeth.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 10:30 PM (zoOf+)
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:30 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 10:31 PM (zoOf+)
Posted by: San Franspook-o at October 30, 2021 10:29 PM (EZebt)
Maybe you could enter her in a dog show?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:31 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 10:31 PM (zoOf+)
AB said he doubts Rust will ever resume production.
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Well when everyone is airing the dirty laundry that the accidental gun death wasn't just a fluke but the worst case result of the complete lack of safety throughout the production it's not surprising.
Posted by: Buzzion totally a scary ghost at October 30, 2021 10:32 PM (QkCWd)
Posted by: Zombie Saul Alinsky! at October 30, 2021 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
How many more will we see in the coming months...the world wonders (no it doesn't, but we do)?
Posted by: browndog
Been wondering the same about Gronkowski. Been out five weeks now for a rib injury. So we're told. And quite a few others on the injured lists in NFL. Not like we'll ever be told if it's vaxx-related anyway.
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 10:32 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:32 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 30, 2021 10:33 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 10:31 PM (zoOf+)
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Even as a child, I disliked Jolly Ranchers. And I grew up in the era that foisted strange waxen creations off on children as desirable.
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:33 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:32 PM (r1z5A)
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C'est moi!
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:33 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2021 09:44 PM (U1eOr)
fall guys who blew their cover for a stupid op
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2021 10:34 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 10:34 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Infidevil at October 30, 2021 10:34 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Buzzion totally a scary ghost at October 30, 2021 10:32 PM (QkCWd)
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He won't be able to insure the project.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 10:35 PM (zoOf+)
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 10:35 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 30, 2021 10:35 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote
I thought it was the Secret Service's job to make sure the old guy doesn't wander into traffic.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom
I'll be in Portland tomorrow. Care to meet for dinner?
(and any other Portland area horde members)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:35 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:33 PM (AlkyK)
The only problem with Jolly Ranchers is that they don't taste good.
The wax debacle was much worse. Wax lips, sold as food! And those horrible wax mini-pop bottles with horrid liquid inside.
Posted by: Splunge at October 30, 2021 10:36 PM (R+A4V)
(and any other Portland area horde members)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:35 PM (r1z5A)
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Sure, I could do that.
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:36 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Splunge at October 30, 2021 10:36 PM (R+A4V)
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This guy gets it.
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:37 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:12 PM (r1z5A)
There's a Baby Ruth joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:37 PM (P3gRi)
My PNW peeps!!! I love y'all!!!
Might need another camping trip. Soon. jonesing for you guys. Anyone brave enough for winter tarp/car/camper camping ?
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 10:37 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Splunge at October 30, 2021 10:36 PM (R+A4V)
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Whadaya expect for a penny?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 10:38 PM (zoOf+)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 30, 2021 10:39 PM (pkNYz)
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: San Franspook-o at October 30, 2021 10:41 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 30, 2021 10:39 PM (pkNYz)
Man! Who knew that "Groom of the Stool" was a three-shift job?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:41 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2021 10:41 PM (8IREU)
I was just out there. Loads of people and beach fires.
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 10:41 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: San Franspook-o at October 30, 2021 10:41 PM (EZebt)
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Dude. You clearly have not eaten at my place.
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:42 PM (AlkyK)
Might need another camping trip. Soon. jonesing for you guys. Anyone brave enough for winter tarp/car/camper camping ?
Posted by: nurse hatchet a
Nurse! Can I have Capt. reach out to you for my e-mail?
I really need to figure out an easier way to do this...
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:42 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:43 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:15 PM (P3gRi)
Of course. Sleazebags are always clever.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zombie Iris starving for brains in Dem territory at October 30, 2021 10:43 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Infidevil at October 30, 2021 10:43 PM (QC3yT)
We would walk dog out into the woods and he would run and run.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 10:44 PM (zoOf+)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2021 10:44 PM (2NHgQ)
Hi Rat, Nurse and Captn!
Posted by: Zombie Iris starving for brains in Dem territory at October 30, 2021 10:43 PM (6lKe4)
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Ollo!
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:45 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Zombie Iris starving for brains in Dem territory
Hiooohhh! gonna go out and check a little later.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:45 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:46 PM (r1z5A)
/jk I've had good food there. It's gotten a lot better the last 20 years certainly. But my favorite place is Original Pancake House on Barbour. Pineapple pancakes
Posted by: San Franspook-o at October 30, 2021 10:48 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:46 PM (r1z5A)
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I've been looking, but have had no success as yet.
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:50 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: San Franspook-o at October 30, 2021 10:48 PM (EZebt)
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I live about a mile and a half from there.
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:50 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Infidevil
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Hey, don't blame me, Skip posted it first. I'm just a useful pawn...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 10:51 PM (bPH26)
You're sooooo spooky!
Loved meeting you! I'll send a picture to MisHum if I get anything good.
The Aurora Borealis is pretty damn cool.
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 10:32 PM (OssQ4)
Also Christian Erickson who's heart stopped, and was in danger of dieing on the pitch during the World Cup.
He did get a pace maker, but cannot play in Italy now.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 30, 2021 10:51 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 30, 2021 10:51 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2021 10:52 PM (8DRUP)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Except that it was so ineptly done, with several of the actors being readily ID'ed as donk flunkies. If they had used five totally anonymous actors, they might have been able to pass it off as a GOP op, done to discredit the donks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:53 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 10:54 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 10:35 PM (U2p+3)
It was glorious today, cool and not too windy. I hope you got out and got some outside time.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2021 10:54 PM (KbLYZ)
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A friend's wife was a June Taylor dancer. She was cute. That's all I got.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 10:54 PM (GBHAb)
Yeah, this really smacks of desperation.
Their internal polling must be terrible.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2021 10:55 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:33 PM (AlkyK)
Wax lips, candy cigarettes, Necco wafers, those ice cream cone things, flying saucers that seemed to be made of communion wafer material, colored sugar dots stuck to white paper, circus peanuts. My dad would actually buy those circus peanuts, but he was raised during the depression, so he probably thought they weren't that bad.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2021 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Imagine guarding Melania for 4 yrs, then getting joey. Would make most quit the service.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2021 10:52 PM (8DRUP)
At least 41 only puked at that Japanese dinner...
Can you imagine if a GOP president actually shut himself in public?!?!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 30, 2021 10:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: kalneva at October 30, 2021 10:55 PM (v3zvI)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 10:55 PM (zoOf+)
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 10:55 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2021 10:44 PM (2NHgQ)
They are pretty reliably Leftist. They might suppress it if they were ordered to do so. I wonder if Russia Today has it? Or Epoch Times?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:56 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: President Go Brandon at October 30, 2021 10:56 PM (1fg6a)
Posted by: Jokin' Joe at October 30, 2021 10:56 PM (pBdm6)
Posted by: barkingatthemoon59, wandering lurkette at October 30, 2021 10:57 PM (0cQ8W)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 10:57 PM (OssQ4)
Nora Alice in the night
For she has seen aurora
Borealis burning bright!
Oh roar a roar for Alice!
Nora Alice! Borealis!
A roaring borealis is our Nora,
Sorry sight!
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:57 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Rear "Admiral" "Rachel" Levine at October 30, 2021 10:58 PM (1fg6a)
I did get outside. It was windy af today. Out of the north, so pretty chilly.
Setting my alarm for 1am. Hope to see the green glow in the north.
You and the bride up for winter camping or a road trip?
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 10:58 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: kalneva at October 30, 2021 10:55 PM (v3zvI)
Obligatory: Your uncle, he was a pheasant plucker?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 10:59 PM (P3gRi)
I just tried to get y'all hooked up.
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 10:55 PM (U2p+3)
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Got it, thanks!
Posted by: Count Obvious, Castle o' Doom at October 30, 2021 10:59 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 10:59 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Fox2! at October 30, 2021 10:59 PM (qyH+l)
DJT was there - doing The Chop...
https://tinyurl.com/e4xvhpbh
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 11:00 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 11:00 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: "Boom Boom" Biden at October 30, 2021 11:01 PM (1fg6a)
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 10:58 PM (U2p+3)
I will ask, she now has her own pack and is going back to look for a camping sleeping bag, and I can always tell her it will be warmer than Seoul in the Winter!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2021 11:01 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 11:02 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 11:02 PM (zoOf+)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Mail
The Daily Mail is a British daily middle-market newspaper and online news source published in London in a tabloid format.Founded in 1896, it is the United Kingdom's highest-circulated daily newspaper.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16746785
How the Daily Mail stormed the US - BBC News
Jan 27, 2012 - The Daily Mail has overtaken the New York Times as the world's most popular newspaper website.
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There is no reason to think the Daily Mail has lost readership and all the reason to think it is still the leader and probably attaining a higher percentage than in 2012.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 11:03 PM (zoOf+)
Because of you, I just prepped my sourdough starter for pancakes tomorrow. And pulled out some pepper bacon.
Posted by: Infidevil at October 30, 2021 11:03 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2021 11:04 PM (1fg6a)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 11:02 PM (zoOf+)
Well, that is their bread and butter, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 11:04 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 11:02 PM (OssQ4)
Thanks, Taq. I mean, Spook - hahaha
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 11:05 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 11:06 PM (jJg7i)
Posted by: Braenyard
They seem to be more even handed than any U.S. outlet.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 11:06 PM (r1z5A)
A note to uBlock Origin users: The Daily Mail works fine without Javascript, and one can block that annoying, distracting right sidebar...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 11:08 PM (jJg7i)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 11:06 PM (r1z5A)
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They bend to the left but they print facts.
That's why they have more readers than the
NY Times.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2021 11:09 PM (zoOf+)
https://tinyurl.com/rtbmzn59
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 11:09 PM (P3gRi)
I would certainly call the DM sidebar distracting, but not annoying -- well, not always annoying. Sometimes...stimulating. Always distracting, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2021 11:10 PM (Mzdiz)
Lulu's Morning Joy makes the best Irish coffee on the planet.
French press. Pour coffee into a saucepan after melting some cane sugar into some Jameson. Take off heat, add cinnamon. Point in coffee.
Add thickened cream poured over a spoon to float on the top.
Take to the beach to see the Northern Lights.
You're welcome.
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 11:10 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Count Dracula de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 30, 2021 11:11 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2021 11:13 PM (OU+8W)
Lulu's Morning Joy makes the best Irish coffee on the planet.
French press. Pour coffee into a saucepan after melting some cane sugar into some Jameson. Take off heat, add cinnamon. Point in coffee.
Add thickened cream poured over a spoon to float on the top.
Take to the beach to see the Northern Lights.
You're welcome.
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 11:10 PM (U2p+3)
Sounds awesome! How long will it take me to get there from MD??
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 11:13 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Infidevil at October 30, 2021 11:13 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 11:13 PM (mZUr4)
Use the transporter, Number One.
Duh
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 11:14 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 11:15 PM (mZUr4)
You know, you just can't be the sound of old, real telephones. Even going through Spectrum's VoIP phone service, which digitizes it right at the modem, the sound is so much better with the two old dial phones I have here (WE 500 and 554 wall).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2021 11:15 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Jokin' Joe at October 30, 2021 11:15 PM (pBdm6)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2021 11:10 PM
Indeed! However, I have my back-up browser open and am checking out celebrities' Halloween regalia right now...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 11:15 PM (++Fwi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 30, 2021 11:16 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Infidevil at October 30, 2021 11:13 PM (QC3yT)
I think it's a DC6 or DC7, and it's in Trans-Canada Air Lines livery. Can't imagine any airline would be OK with a tobacco company using their likeness, now.
I think they might have had a pack with a Constellation on it, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 11:16 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 11:13 PM (mZUr4)
Use the transporter, Number One.
Duh
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 11:14 PM (U2p+3)
If only!
I'm picking up a fresh pound of Lulu's in a few days. All of his stuff is great but that had become my favorite
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 11:18 PM (mZUr4)
It's also a floor wax!
Posted by: "Boom Boom" Biden at October 30, 2021 11:01 PM (1fg6a)
I think we'll be passing on the offer to the rights for the "Shimmer" multi-purpose desert topping reboot, thanks.
Posted by: Spishak management at October 30, 2021 11:19 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 11:19 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: publius
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Millennials have no idea what quality phone audio is like.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 11:22 PM (830x5)
Hi, sweet lady!
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 11:22 PM (U2p+3)
Happy spooky Halloween!
Posted by: your Hooters waitress for the evening, qdpsteve at October 30, 2021 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: nurse hatchet at October 30, 2021 11:24 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 11:25 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: President "Boom Boom" Biden at October 30, 2021 11:25 PM (pbStR)
Yeah, that was me. Using an X-link BTTN box. Which I'm using now. I wired the new house for network and phone. Cat 6 for the ethernet, and Cat 5e for the phones (although I can easily switch then around) if I needed more network jacks). The BTTN has a regular phone input, and will translate pulse dialing to touch-tone. I put the rotary phones on another pair.
The BBTN will also, via bluetooth, connect to up 3 cell phones, and you can use the rotary (or any standard phone) through the cell phone.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2021 11:25 PM (Mzdiz)
I had a candlestick phone connected to Verizon's network for a while. Never did buy the little kit to convert rotary to DTMF tones, though, because I found an old touch tone phone at Goodwill for $10.00.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 30, 2021 11:26 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 11:26 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Debby Doberman Schultz - I agree!
And i answered your question above - I think its 232.
Posted by: SnailRazor at October 30, 2021 11:26 PM (S34uo)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 11:28 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: publius
Old school techno music.
Kraftwerk - The Telephone Call
https://youtu.be/ys_rJtuMfuA
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 11:28 PM (mZUr4)
Indeed. And what this tells me is that is the final analog end stage of all the modern devices that is crap. I've got a Panasonic desk phone, which has a regular wired handset and also drives 2 cordless handsets. The wired handset sounds nothing like those old rotary phones. Same incoming source, vastly different quality.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2021 11:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 11:26 PM (OssQ4)
In which case they would be cellphones, would they not? And each one would need its own account and SIM card.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 11:29 PM (P3gRi)
Dr. 'Babs' Jill: Face it, Joe, you shat "on" Pope Frankie.
Posted by: Count Dracula de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 30, 2021 11:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 11:30 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 30, 2021 11:32 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 11:30 PM (pK7cg)
Gee, I have an old wall-mount phone chime, and a phone magneto. I could make an awesome doorbell!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 11:33 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 11:26 PM (OssQ4)
POTS (plain old telephone service) wiring is probably the main reason. Just 2 low voltage wires. Can't handle data transmission
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 11:33 PM (mZUr4)
I'm blind! Where's the eye bleach!
=======
The mask, it does nothing!!!
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 11:34 PM (W+kMI)
It's just strange to me that the entire ecology skipped over an entire existing technology.
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 11:34 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: publius
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Well, for 80 years or so, Western Electric, Bell Labs, et al, worked *hard* at improving audio quality. All-solid-state phone audio devices are designed to be cheap or compact, ergo, they suck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 11:34 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 30, 2021 11:36 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Edith Miklos-Bunker at October 30, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 11:36 PM (W+kMI)
I got the X-link BTTN box to handle the pulse to touchtone conversion, since VoIP devices don't recognize pulse dialing. Or not officially, as I later found it.
Spectrum's (Charter, I still call them, although they want to be called Spectrum now) modem (combo cable modem with voice service, called an MTA adapter -- you have to use Charter's own modems for voice, they won't allow you to run your own for voice) actually does recognize pulse dialing!
Turns out that many such devices do, but they are undocumented. The reason is they don't want to document it, and then be expected to support all sorts of old pulse equipment.
But I tested one of my dial phones straight on modem's output, and it worked. I remember finding some site that listed all the various modems and VoIP devices that included this undocumented pulse dial support.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2021 11:36 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Funsize salad (EiPf6) at October 30, 2021 11:36 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Dr. Jill at October 30, 2021 11:37 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof
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I was astonished when 56K modems came into being. The 'problem', if it is a problem, isn't the voltage, btw, it's bandwidth.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2021 11:37 PM (L47aO)
https://youtu.be/ys_rJtuMfuA
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof
Kraftwerk is best consumed during night driving.
Posted by: Miklosian Road Trip Opinionations LLC at October 30, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Edith Miklos-Bunker at October 30, 2021 11:36 PM
Go stifle yourself, Edith!
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 11:39 PM (jJg7i)
There's something to be said for copper. And analog.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2021 11:40 PM (fSmfa)
POTS (plain old telephone service) wiring is probably the main reason. Just 2 low voltage wires. Can't handle data transmission .
Funny, that's how our DSL works, on the same old twisted pair that supported our 'party line' when we moved here. It supports 4K tv over the WiFi. That sounds like 'data transmission' to me...
Posted by: ChrisP at October 30, 2021 11:40 PM (hSZDT)
Posted by: Funsize salad (EiPf6) at October 30, 2021 11:36 PM
The zip ties are hot...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 11:40 PM (jJg7i)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOSTZW_IZL8
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 11:41 PM (W+kMI)
"I can use your landline phone to dial your cellphone, but I can do it without touching the buttons."
"You're on."
:taps out their number on the hangup switch:
:collects winnings:
Last I tried, it still worked. The looks you get.
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 11:41 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Miklos, Professor of Meathead Studies at October 30, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Oooh, I just scored a NewOldStock set of the identical Pachmayr grips, via eBay. N-frame Gripper Pro, new in the factory packaging.
Fuckin' hell. Now I gotta go scout out n' buy some kind of minty N frame Smith to wear the damn things. I'm thinking Model 57, in .41 S&W Magnum. Pity, the S&W Mountain Gun actually only was offered in a round-butt frame, even with grips milled to emulate the square butt profile.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2021 11:42 PM (QzJWU)
There's something to be said for copper. And analog.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2021 11:40 PM (fSmfa)
And everything optimized for the frequency range used by the human voice, and everything above or below it strongly suppressed, for the best S/N ratio.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 11:42 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Jord-o'-Lantern61 at October 30, 2021 11:43 PM (h02fy)
Posted by: Miklosian Road Trip Opinionations LLC at October 30, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Kraftwerk. Driving.
Must be Autobahn!!
https://youtu.be/iukUMRlaBBE
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 11:44 PM (mZUr4)
I really really need a cat (or...dash it all, perhaps two).
Maybe next weekend.
PS Yeah been drinking again. Why else would I need a cat?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2021 11:44 PM (OU+8W)
I'm actually pretty good at this
Also works pretty well on the rare occasion I am asked about lack-of-mask
Posted by: Miklos Lugosi at October 30, 2021 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)
I imagine one reason would be the expense of upgrading the POTS network to handle the additional bandwidth that would be needed. Voice doesn't take much, since I think it's sampled at about 8kHz. The sample rate for a CD is about 44kHz for comparison.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 30, 2021 11:45 PM (SchxB)
DSL puts much higher frequencies on the copper pairs than were originally intended. It can work and work well for short runs, but not at all for some of the long, old rural loops.
I forget what the length limit is. And also, you have to put a filter on the voice circuits. This is to kill any possible interference between the voice and the data -- it can go both ways. High frequency noise can be generated on the voice circuit. And crap from the data signals can come through on the voice side.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2021 11:45 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SnailRazor at October 30, 2021 11:46 PM (S34uo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
So you never drink alone?
Posted by: Miklos, endorsing George Thorougood's approach at October 30, 2021 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
https://youtu.be/iukUMRlaBBE
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof
Embrace the concept of "and"
Posted by: Miklos, Trans EuropExpress at October 30, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)
POTS (plain old telephone service) wiring is probably the main reason. Just 2 low voltage wires. Can't handle data transmission .
Funny, that's how our DSL works, on the same old twisted pair that supported our 'party line' when we moved here. It supports 4K tv over the WiFi. That sounds like 'data transmission' to me...
Posted by: ChrisP at October 30, 2021 11:40 PM (hSZDT)
I'm not an expert. Just speculating. Basing my assumption on the fact that POTS wiring wasn't sufficient for computer networks (LAN, ethernet) - hence the need for Cat5 wiring.
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 11:48 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2021 11:45 PM (Mzdiz)
My Alberta home is 3+ miles from the local office, and they would not offer me DSL. And the land line was always very noisy. I gave it up years ago, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 11:49 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 11:49 PM (uTPDx)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 11:50 PM (uTPDx)
I think it varies with the type of modulation used and the speed. The faster you want to go, the closer you have to be to the DSLAM.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 30, 2021 11:50 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2021 11:50 PM (uTPDx)
That's what Joe said...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 11:51 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus
Tell us about it.
Posted by: Sears at October 30, 2021 11:51 PM (r1z5A)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI86Xk7BBtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c32WODZMYr0
And an old classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B3tPV8OJoE
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2021 11:51 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 30, 2021 11:52 PM (a4EWo)
9 and a half minutes of Bauhaus.
Bela Lugosi's Dead
https://youtu.be/OKRJfIPiJGY
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 30, 2021 11:53 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 30, 2021 11:53 PM (P3gRi)
We had a freak 3 day record high temp run in the PNW, along with a windstorm. The power went out, the RCO(Remote Central Office) went on to generator power. The cooling system on the RCO generator was not adequate for the temperature and blew its coolant and the generator burned up. While it was dying, and dropping in voltage and freq, it burned out the little 50 year old circuit cards for each twisted pair. They no longer could get battery or dial tone. They could still get "Ring" so that your wire line could ring, but you could not answer or talk. While this was going on, DSL still worked without interruption.
Posted by: ChrisP at October 30, 2021 11:55 PM (hSZDT)
It's one grade removed from being "submersible". Gulf coast marinas used it often, as it was proof against salt-air and spray for a decade or more. Be sure to No-Ox the juncture box connections, too. It'll carry bandwidth, both ways.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2021 11:55 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 30, 2021 11:57 PM (r1z5A)
I doubt the change for me will ever be complete.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 30, 2021 11:57 PM (KATBx)
There is still the old copper pair cable POTS network around here. Up until a couple years ago, my folks were still on the old POTS network (and pulse dialing would still work, and has to, by law). We hesitated switching over to Charter's voice, even though it was much cheaper, because of the power outage problem. But now, my mother has a cell phone and so can use that, and we terminated the old POTS line.
In the old days, the cable system would go down if the power went off. The amplifiers and repeaters that keep the signal going have to have power injected every so often down the line. But then, due to the voice service and so forth, they started installing battery backups in the power injector boxes along the run.
Now, if the power goes off, and you put the cable modem on a UPS, you'll still have phone. Which is the setup I have here.
Now, how long those battery backups for the system last, I don't know. You'll see these power injector devices on the poles every so often. Large cabinet, with an electric meter feeding it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2021 11:58 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Spookiologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 30, 2021 11:26 PM (OssQ4)
POTS copper lines don't have the bandwidth capacity for that. That's why your AOL connection topped out at 56 kbps. It would probably take a ridiculous amount of money and effort to convert them at everyone's house. That's kind of what most people have high speed internet for anyway, so there's really no point to doing it now.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 30, 2021 11:58 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Zettai
Sing it, sister!
*dirndl and 12 maß bier, bitte*
Posted by: Miklos, not attending the cancelled Oktoberfest for the second year at October 30, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ghost of Romeo at October 31, 2021 12:00 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 31, 2021 12:01 AM (r1z5A)
Just one, really, but significant.
Posted by: Miklos is not dead (yet) at October 31, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 31, 2021 12:02 AM (SchxB)
So, we jump in the car and run over there. Pull up to the house, hear nothing as we are walking in. So, we knock on the door, she lets us in. I take my flashlight and head to the back door, and as I approach it, both dogs come running in through the doggie door, both bleeding. So, we start looking over the dogs, I took the flashlight and scoured the fenced back yard. No coyotes in sight.
I come back in, and as we are standing around discussing what to do about these lightly bleeding dogs, dog #1 just tears into dog #2, latching onto her neck and refused to release.
I picked up dog #1 by the scruff of the neck. We were all screaming at the dog to let go. I put my legs around the aggressor dogs chest and started squeezing, and eventually she released. Dog #2 is now bleeding profusely from the jugular.
So, we grab some paper towels and start to try to top the bleeding.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:02 AM (J0ypV)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 30, 2021 11:58 PM (cSs/W)
Uh... sorry... got 19 meg across my POTS line.
Problem is the switches need fiber optics to support more.
Posted by: Ghost of Romeo at October 31, 2021 12:02 AM (oHd/0)
In the old days, back in the 70s when my memory starts, the POTS network was long runs of copper pair. We were a little ove 5 miles from town, where the central office was located. All the pairs went back to this CO. Line length could run well over that. 10 miles, maybe 20 miles.
Now, and I was talking to a phone lineman a few years who explained it, that old POTS network is basically a literal "last mile" (or two).
They get it on fiber as quick as they can. They've laid a underground fiber network all around over the years. Every so often they have interface unit, it's basically a big cabinet which you see on the side road every once in a while.
All the local pairs from a length of pieces of that old POTS network come into the cabinet and are run through equipment which digitizes the signals and puts on the fiber network.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 12:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Garou in french if more like Lycanthrope, or Skinwalker, then just werewolf.
ergo... Loupe Garou? is a skinchanger Wolf... vice other animals.
Posted by: Ghost of Romeo at October 31, 2021 12:06 AM (oHd/0)
Just one, really, but significant.
Posted by: Miklos is not dead (yet) at October 31, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Jamie Dell'Apa is doing a Halloween-themed show on WWOZ right now. Ought to be pretty good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 12:06 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:07 AM (J0ypV)
Problem we ran into is that Copper lines end up with micro breaks in them due to the wind making them move.... act like mini capacitors which end up creating impedance.
Only way to fix that is to replace the lines... which is cost prohibitive.
Posted by: Ghost of Romeo at October 31, 2021 12:08 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:07 AM (J0ypV)
Hope your mission is a success.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 12:09 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Miklos sez Hi Average Joe etc at October 31, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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That's a good one but I like the skit with him and Wayne Brady.. hilarious.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 31, 2021 12:10 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion
Like Morgus the Magnificent??!!!
Posted by: Miklos on OZ NOAW at October 31, 2021 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)
The nic changes
The troll remains the same
Posted by: Miklos sez Hi Average Joe etc at October 31, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)
wow... I'm a troll? You do know this is Romeo13? Nic has been around for YEARS?
Posted by: Ghost of Romeo at October 31, 2021 12:11 AM (oHd/0)
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My recollection is that it was 10,000 ft, to the (a) CO, or at least a SLIC. We're fiber-to-the-curb around here, which is why I've never considered using one of the cable services.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2021 12:11 AM (WD9ZA)
Just one, really, but significant.
Posted by: Miklos is not dead (yet) at October 31, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
A different selection from Bauhaus then.
Slice of Life.
https://youtu.be/tkBivvXwEWM
(sounds a lot like it could have been a Love and Rockets song. 3 out of 4 guys from Bauhaus eventually became Love and Rockets)
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 31, 2021 12:11 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2021 12:14 AM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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That's a good one but I like the skit with him and Wayne Brady.. hilarious.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine
When he was the crack addict doing community service talking to elementary students about the things he would do for crack...hilarious and cringe worthy.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 31, 2021 12:14 AM (r1z5A)
We finally get to the clinic, and they are packed... kind of. There are cars outside, I had to carry dog #2 to the door around several cars, and the door is locked.
There is a woman at the desk inside, and Hawkspouse knocks on the door and she comes over. "We are not allowing anyone inside"... blah blah COVID blah. I'm like, OK, this dog is bleeding out. You want to carry it in? She says she'll go get a cart. She does, I put the dog down, with the towel wrapped around its neck. She comes back with the cart, takes the dogs leash, sees the dog can walk, and just walks her into the back.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:14 AM (J0ypV)
Before I was born, they went underground with the POTS lines around here. At one time, well before, they were on the power poles.
At some time, I think in the '80s, they upgraded the lines, and I remember them digging and installing new underground phone cable. I forget how many pair it was that went by the house. I think maybe 100 pair.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 12:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, entirely capable of error at October 31, 2021 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Wayne Brady
The N---- Family
Race draft
Clayton Bigsby,
Rick James
Keeping it Real
If I had to pick probably be Wayne Brady. The N--- Family close second.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 12:15 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof
Somehow that just reminded me of Love Rocket F1-11
Sometime it just be crayzee
https://tinyurl.com/rrdh3s6w
Posted by: Miklos, entirely capable of whatever at October 31, 2021 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2021 12:19 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2021 12:19 AM (Foq6I)
Yeah sounds like the two dogs were fighting and decided to finish it inside.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 12:20 AM (2DOZq)
Anyway, we sat outside for probably two hours, and finally I went back to the door to see what's up. Was told they had a compression bandage on her, and might evaluate her in another hour.. knowing I had, at a minimum, a cat outside in Coyote territory, I told her I was going to go get my own pets out to bed, and I'd be back. Drove home.
Did have one dog outside, and the cat, everybody fine. Put them all to bed, and the neighbor called to say her daughter would take over the dog watch. So now I'm drinking wine. Last I heard, dog is doing OK.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:24 AM (J0ypV)
That reminds me. Back in the early '90s I think it was, local town (Ft. Inn) ran natural gas line out here. My father decides he wants a gas line run and we put in gas water heater.
Well, to that, they have to cross under the road. They put the gas line on the opposite side of the road, to avoid the POTS cable running on the near side. When they run the lateral to the house, they get someone out to mark the underground POTS lines.
The hit and cut it anyway, knocking out the phones all over the place. I remember watching some lineman splice those multipair cable back together. That was not a trivial task. The contractor paid through his ass for that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 12:25 AM (Mzdiz)
Turns out I am only good at two things, terrible at almost everything else.*
*ugly women say I'm a good dancer
Posted by: Miklos, thinking...I can work with this at October 31, 2021 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:24 AM (J0ypV)
Sounds like Dog #1 might need some lead replacement therapy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 12:26 AM (P3gRi)
That's what I thought too. I never saw a coyote, though I know the live here. I have plenty of pictures of them on my trail cameras.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:26 AM (J0ypV)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 12:27 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 12:27 AM (2DOZq)
True, dat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 12:28 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking...I can work with this at October 31, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
The two seem disparate.
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2021 12:29 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Dooooooooooooof at October 31, 2021 12:31 AM (mZUr4)
Turns out I am only good at two things, terrible at almost everything else.*
*ugly women say I'm a good dancer
Posted by: Miklos, thinking...I can work with this at October 31, 2021 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
I am an above average Jack of all trades but a master of none . I sometimes wish it was the opposite. Seems those are the people who leave a mark on the world.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 12:31 AM (2DOZq)
You're a good neighbor and person.
Posted by: Just a side note
A gentleman and a scholar, as they used to say.
Posted by: mikeskull at October 31, 2021 12:31 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:14 AM (J0ypV)
I suppose it's possible these dogs were possessed. That sounds creepy as hell. Honestly, these were dogs who normally lived together? WTF?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 31, 2021 12:32 AM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking...I can work with this at October 31, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
I toldja.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 12:32 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Just a side note
Well, most of them can't hack the jack-of-all-trades thing like we can, eh?
Posted by: zombie Leonardo da Vinci at October 31, 2021 12:33 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 12:31 AM (2DOZq)
The masters of one may leave a mark, but it's the other guys who get things done. I could have been a "design" architect, sketching the coolest wildest buildings around, but I decided early on that looks only matter so long as the buildings have toilets and keep the water out. Production architects actually do the job.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 31, 2021 12:33 AM (qvjMx)
Posted by: zombie Leonardo da Vinci at October 31, 2021 12:33 AM (P1f+c)
He was one of the few masters of all trades.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 12:34 AM (2DOZq)
I had never voted early before, on principle, but I did two weeks ago: I wanted to make absolutely sure Youngkin got my vote even if I died before election day.
I figured it was a 1 in 5,000 chance or less. I'm old (6
, but heart disease does not run in my family, so I'm very unlikely to drop dead walking down the street. Quite a few relatives have died younger than that (including 2 of 3 siblings) but it's always cancer, which generally gives you at least a few weeks to take care of loose ends like voting in an imminent election. 1/2Posted by: Dr. Weevil at October 31, 2021 12:37 AM (4i0u8)
It was really weird. Both dogs were female. Dog #2 was a very sweet and docile yellow lab mix. They had been raised together, never fought before. I agree with previous commenter that dog #1 probably should experience some lead therapy.. but it's weird shit.
Anyway, I'm submitting my candidacy for Neighbor of the Year.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:37 AM (J0ypV)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 12:34 AM (2DOZq)
Of course he didn't have to master auto mechanics, plumbing, or electricianing. But he likely could have learned them quickly enough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 12:38 AM (P3gRi)
Which reminds me. I was sicker (with flu) than I've ever been in my life the night before Election Day in 1984 (Reagan-Mondale) - alternating extreme bone-shaking chills even under piles of blankets with extreme sweats even with none, while simultaneously alternating (thank God) severe diarrhea with severe vomiting, all night long.
I managed to crawl out of bed Election Day afternoon, feeling very shaky, and drove to the nearby polling place (Arlington, VA, by the way). I was feeling guilty about possibly infecting other voters until I saw that 90% of the cars in the lot had Mondale bumper stickers, so I thought "Fuck 'em" and went in and voted for Reagan, then home and back to bed.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at October 31, 2021 12:38 AM (4i0u8)
Do kindly send an email to the addy in my nic?
Official Interest in your AK Mo Meet being registered, here. Thanks!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2021 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
There is a slight glimmer , barely visible, of a silver lining of the Covid black cloud. People will not drag themselves into work when they are sick anymore.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 12:43 AM (2DOZq)
The two seem disparate.
I have found this among the local vets. The vets implemented this "wait in your car" policy because of the 'Rona, and they found out they didn't have dog fights in the waiting room. So, here we are, East Tennessee, no masks anywhere. And vets are still walking out to the cars with masks on and acting like it's last May.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:43 AM (J0ypV)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 31, 2021 12:44 AM (THrK8)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:43 AM (J0ypV)
Same deal in Alberta. "window service".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 12:45 AM (P3gRi)
My Cat Hospital in Houston still doing it so not about any waiting room fights. I think it's because it's an entire female owned and staffed business. Overly cautious.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 12:46 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Count MAxula at October 31, 2021 12:49 AM (dVkJu)
Good for you.
I (heart) Youngkin's chances.
Seen the turnout at McA's events recently?
puppet show
Biden & McAuliffe
Posted by: mnw at October 31, 2021 12:49 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Zettai at October 31, 2021 12:50 AM (Zmr7B)
True enough. Though cats fight too. It simplifies everything. Everybody waits in the car, nobody is coughing in the waiting room, no animal interactions, no need to provide a comfortable area for people. I doubt that ever goes back.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:50 AM (J0ypV)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 12:51 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:52 AM (J0ypV)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:52 AM (J0ypV)
Heh that's why coffee was offered.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 12:53 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: boo-bell at October 30, 2021 09:53
That blew my mind, didn't think it was authentic. Guess it is.
Jean Stapleton was a serious actress for many yrs, but nothing caught on like Edith Bunker. Reminds me of a story...
I was taking my future bride back to ISU on I-55 to Normal. Car dies on the interstate, we had to walk across a field to get to the nearest farmhouse. The farmwife (no disrespect w/ that term) let us come in and call for a tow truck to haul us into town.
So we settled down w/ she and her granddaughter and watched Archie Bunker while waiting for the tow truck. Unfortunately this was the episode where it is revealed Edith's cousin is a lesbian. Man that was an uncomfortable time, like suspended in space...nothing was spoken.
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2021 12:53 AM (55Qr6)
I was a Deputy a long time ago, and I had a prisoner look at me and say "you know you're addicted to that right?"
I said "I'm on this side of the bars with my addiction. You should try it".
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 12:58 AM (J0ypV)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 01:00 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 01:01 AM (J0ypV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 01:02 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2021 01:01 AM (J0ypV)
Sleep well knowing you did a good thing tonight.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 01:02 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 01:00 AM (2DOZq)
Not a follower of either team, but for me it would be an amusing poke in the face to the wokists if Atlanta were to win, after having had the All-Star game stolen from them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 01:04 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Hawkpilot
------
Same here, W. NC. Ridiculous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2021 01:04 AM (830x5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2021 01:04 AM (830x5)
Alberta is basically in full lockdown, with people having to show proof of double vaxx to eat in a restaurant or drink in a bar. Which is why I am here in AZ about 2 months early. Nice to have friends here, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 01:08 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Bert G at October 31, 2021 01:11 AM (D9vZ+)
I saw an ad tonight that made me mad enough to chew nails and spit out a barbed wire fence.
Clempson, my alma mater did a PSA. The president of Clempson and some other asshole came out, assuring us the Coof vaccines were "safe and effective" and to please, please, please, get your shots to make Soufkernlina "safe".
As an alumnus, I'm going to write El-presidente and tell him what I think of his garbage. At the least, they ain't effective. Not one little bit. They are not fit for purpose. At worse, that are quite dangerous.
I'm gonna tell that fucker that I now disavow Clempson, and he can go to hell.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bert G
--------
Bullet, dodged.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2021 01:12 AM (GBHAb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Don't disavow Clemson Bros. Manufacturing; they made very fine lawn mowers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 01:14 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 31, 2021 01:15 AM (mNhhD)
If she was a commenter here, give us a heads-up? Insomniac deserves fair warning, you know!
On the other hand, qdpsteve is jonesing for some action IYKWIM, right?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2021 01:18 AM (QzJWU)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2021 01:18 AM (QzJWU)
Cold, Jim, cold. LOL
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 01:20 AM (P3gRi)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2021 01:22 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 01:22 AM (Mzdiz)
More complex than one would imagine. Of course, any WE500-stlye phone ringer/chime would work.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2021 01:23 AM (830x5)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2021 01:22 AM (QzJWU)
You might say that our Publius is verClempt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 01:24 AM (P3gRi)
ROFL. The 'p' there is how most locals pronounce it. I have fun. I say it exactly that way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 01:24 AM (Mzdiz)
But I suspect this may turn into a stalker situation, which will be unpleasant. To the detriment of the next sucker, I suspect she may refine her TTPs to not immediately make everything the mark's fault quite so quickly.
Posted by: Bert G at October 31, 2021 01:26 AM (D9vZ+)
Posted by: Bert G at October 31, 2021 01:27 AM (D9vZ+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 01:04 AM (P3gRi)
They boycotted Georgia because of their voter reform legislation. It's double poke in the eye to the Woke because Texas had their own 'controversial' voter reform law passed.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 31, 2021 01:28 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bert G at October 31, 2021 01:11 AM (D9vZ+)
good you figured it out on the second date.
Some... we don't figure out they are psycho's until after we are married.
Posted by: Ghost of Romeo at October 31, 2021 01:28 AM (oHd/0)
Earlier this month, the fridge shit the bed. Since it gave me a bit of early warning, I managed to get a new one in place without too much of a food loss.
But then yesterday, the upright freezer decided to pull the same move, with less warning. Buh bye, $500 worth of frozen meats. Fuckity.
So I spent the day hauling out stinky spoiled meat, and one stinky freezer. Did I mention that this shit was stinky??? My yard is starting to resemble an appliance graveyard. Fuuuuuck. Never trust a 20+ year old appliance, or a Democrat.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2021 01:30 AM (F0YaR)
This POS is El-presidente of Clempson:
https://www.clemson.edu/president/
biography.html
A fucking computer science major and Ph. fucking D. in Operations Analysis. Yeah, fucker, I trust you on ClotShot efficacy and safety.
Die like a salted slug, you loathsome POS.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bert G at October 31, 2021 01:27 AM (D9vZ+)'
Damn... I am not worthy... .45 single action is 6 feet away... .45 Sig is in the guns safe... but 5 feet away....
And 12 gauge? almost 10 feet away.
Now, I do have a live sword within 2 feet....
Posted by: Ghost of Romeo at October 31, 2021 01:31 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Skipjack the Ripper at October 31, 2021 01:34 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2021 01:23 AM (830x5)
The ringer I have is a black metal box with two nickel-plated gongs on the front. Goes with this phone, which I have:
https://tinyurl.com/svh23c3f
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 01:34 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion
I used to "find" Ernie k-Doe and get him to WWOZ to do his shown on Tuesdays
Posted by: Miklos, singing "Burn K-Doe Burn" at October 31, 2021 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Oh wonderful, Clempson el-presidente POS has some diversity awards. Die, you piece of shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 01:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 01:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Diversity = opposite of "university".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 01:38 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Bert G
Darleen, Marleen and Charleen say their cousin Carleen says hi
Posted by: Miklos, singing reporting from the Waffle House parking lot at October 31, 2021 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 01:12
Rock on publius, do it. They have stopped calling me for alumni donations from ISU, Normal IL.
To be honest I don't recall the details when I blew them off, but it was either their bogus posturing on climate change or some diversity BS.
I think I'm on the list of alumni w/ the strikethrough, don't bother w/ this redneck, he may even have voted for Trump.
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2021 01:40 AM (55Qr6)
But I am prepared to repel boarders. Very well prepared.
Pity is, my primary goal is to roll over and return to sleep. Shame as the report writers just won't allow that luxury, now, will they?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2021 01:40 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ghost of Romeo
How is that possible?
Posted by: SFHippy at October 31, 2021 01:41 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 31, 2021 01:42 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: yep at October 31, 2021 01:44 AM (f7Lic)
Posted by: publius
With good help, I got the president of USC fired, and ultimately, in jail.
James Holderman
Not sure if I could do it again for Clempson, because a scandal is now celebrated. Financial shenanigans tend to attach to the ethically and sexually challenged.
Posted by: Miklos at October 31, 2021 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)
I am not as think as you drunk I am.
Fact is, I am sotally tober. At least, that's what I told the offisher who thought I was intoxilated. inerbredrunked. lacking altogether in lack of sobriitude.
*hic*
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2021 01:47 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 01:48 AM (P3gRi)
Pity is, my primary goal is to roll over and return to sleep. Shame as the report writers just won't allow that luxury, now, will they?
Jim
And I thought you was kinda married again
The lady must be from the Coast Guard, they have special training
Posted by: Miklos, not thinking and blaming all on Jane d'oh (Titos) at October 31, 2021 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)
since I am only midnight-snacking, .22 mini in the neck holster, small knife and flashlight ... quiet night out there among the cows & (mostly harvested) corn.
Posted by: plague_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 31, 2021 01:52 AM (Ri0rK)
I'ma getting really pissed, so I better quit posting, lest I something insurrection-y. J. Strom Thurmond was an alumus of Clempson Cow Collidge.
Clempson has the J. Strom Thurmond institute. I see that some woke vermin who pollute the campus of Clempson are demanding that this institute be renamed, 'cause woke racist shit.
I now invoke the spirit of J. Strom and Benjamin Tillman (whose building, Tillman hall, is also the subject of Woke protests) to rain fire and destruction upon this Woke pestilence who are defiling my beloved Kow Kollidge.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 01:52 AM (Mzdiz)
From Belfast, Northern Ireland. And you'd best invest in a remote engine starter fob, ASAP, and STAT. Capiche?
Two things I'd taught her. To shoot, and what's in the spice rack. She's mastered both. Challenge her at your own risk.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2021 01:53 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: plague_rat_eez
Fried Spam
I was expecting Spam, fried on a marine kerosine burner
Posted by: Miklos likes authenticity, even if fake at October 31, 2021 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2021 01:54 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ghost of Romeo
How is that possible?
Posted by: SFHippy at October 31, 2021 01:41 AM (KAi1n)
Strangely, it happens a LOT. Did to me. People can put up a false persona for YEARS, right up until a really stressful situation happens.... then the 'real' them suddenly comes out.
Posted by: Ghost of Romeo at October 31, 2021 01:55 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: dial m for murder at October 31, 2021 01:56 AM (fVJPF)
I was expecting Spam, fried on a marine kerosine burner
Posted by: Miklos likes authenticity, even if fake at October 31, 2021 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Coast watcher's laconic report, upon sighting Frijtof Nansen's ship: "Spied Fram".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 01:56 AM (P3gRi)
they're making it in china super cheap these days & it looks just like the real thing !
no, I save the costly Spam for special occasions, I just had a bowl of oatmeal & a turkey sammich w/ tomato juice.
Posted by: plague_rat_eez (Ri0rK) at October 31, 2021 01:59 AM (Ri0rK)
Publius-
I have had a cigar and a whisky on J.C. Calhoun's old house. Got in trouble, but was OK because Miklos can talk fast when the Man comes around around axin.
Posted by: Miklos has fond memories of Clempson, but not Florida State at October 31, 2021 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2021 02:02 AM (L47aO)
Posted by: yep at October 31, 2021 01:44
OK, best post of the thread contest is CLOSED.
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2021 02:02 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion
"A" for effort
don't tell Muldoon
Posted by: Kind late Nite Miklos at October 31, 2021 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2021 02:02 AM (L47aO)
Dial has 11 holes. And it goes "break, break" instead of "make, make". Was not compatible with the modern dial system at all. 1905
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 02:04 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 01:56 AM (P3gRi)"
*lol & enthusiastic golf clap)
Posted by: plague_rat_eez (Ri0rK) at October 31, 2021 02:05 AM (Ri0rK)
Posted by: yep
Please return to your Six Sigma at-home certification training.
Posted by: Miklos, professional ONT drunk from HR at October 31, 2021 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)
I will not disclose my BAC. 'Cause HIPPA.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: plague_rat_eez (Ri0rK) at October 31, 2021 02:05 AM (Ri0rK)
You know, if I made that joke anywhere but here, people would go, "huh?" That's what I like about this place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 02:08 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Miklos, professional ONT drunk from HR at October 31, 2021 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion
Is it getting cold in here, or is it just me?
Posted by: Miklos Shackleton at October 31, 2021 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: plague_rat_eez (Ri0rK) at October 31, 2021 02:12 AM (Ri0rK)
Speaking of HIPPA, I was reading on Denninger's forum. Some guy, speaking of the ClotShot(TM) "mandates" from his employer, said he just kept refusing to disclose his vaccination status. 'Cause HIPPA -- you can't make me disclose that.
Deadline came, and he said HR sent him something, that basically said, "Well, we can't find anyone to replace you, so you can keep working, but you have to have Covid test every week!"
OSHA has not issued shit. It's all just a press release to say there's gonna be a federal mandate, but there isn't. This is just cover for the employers to demand you get the vax.
Call their bluff. There is no actual mandate, and it they issue one, it can be challenged in court six ways to Sunday.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 31, 2021 02:14 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2021 02:15 AM (pK7cg)
Posted by: plague_rat_eez (Ri0rK) at October 31, 2021 02:16 AM (Ri0rK)
Posted by: plague_rat_eez (Ri0rK) at October 31, 2021 02:17 AM (Ri0rK)
Posted by: plague_rat_eez (Ri0rK) at October 31, 2021 02:17 AM (Ri0rK)
Night! Trying to stay up for another 45 minutes; recording the radio show.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 02:18 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
For $5.99/month Circle K says you can have a Polar frosty every day
https://tinyurl.com/c49n4yjy
Posted by: Miklos uses it for coffee at October 31, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)
*sigh*
Oh well.
Posted by: JQ slasher at October 31, 2021 02:20 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion
'OZ?
Keep a copy for yer pal Miklos
Posted by: Miklos listenig as I type at October 31, 2021 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos listenig as I type at October 31, 2021 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)
For sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 02:22 AM (P3gRi)
NO ONT IS OVER
Until Skip says so
MUST TO WORK
ALL TO EMULATE SKIP
Posted by: Miklos Mao, who would buy Skip breakfast any day at October 31, 2021 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JQ slasher at October 31, 2021 02:25 AM (dB4Iz)
NO ONT IS OVER
Posted by: Miklos Mao, who would buy Skip breakfast any day at October 31, 2021 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)
*fistbump*
Posted by: John Rambo at October 31, 2021 02:26 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Miklos!!! at October 31, 2021 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JQ slasher at October 31, 2021 02:29 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ slasher at October 31, 2021 02:31 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2021 02:49 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 02:50 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 31, 2021 02:54 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Miklos (no homo) at October 31, 2021 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2021 03:11 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: mikeskull at October 31, 2021 03:14 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion at October 31, 2021 03:14 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Contactless Endless Taco Bar at October 31, 2021 03:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Prion
Bon soir
I think I already owe you money
Posted by: Honest Miklos at October 31, 2021 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 31, 2021 03:16 AM (DTX3h)
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