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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Jean-Honore Fragonard
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 08:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:39 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 08:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2021 08:39 AM (FX+dV)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (mDw0A)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (ADzAA)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (MH0eD)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (mDw0A)
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She puts the 'Boo!' in boudoir.
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (sEWNI)
Posted by: Ziba at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (sEWNI)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: The dog at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (ADzAA)
Would shoot, but not hang.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (UHVv4)
Do you look for lovely Asian girl for friendly and company? I myself have many many friends that will want to meet you and your boyfriend for companionship and long time relations.
Please reply to my address.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 08:43 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:43 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (oEn12)
Just add water. Now in pirate version. Accessories sold separately.
Posted by: flounder at September 21, 2021 08:43 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at September 21, 2021 08:43 AM (/1l9x)
What she doesn't know is that he needs her. He needs her to continue his line and keep up appearances, but she'll be saddened and enraged when she learns that he's far more interested in Lancelot than he is in her...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 08:43 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (mDw0A)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (ADzAA)
Is that a family tree in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Penelope Cruz at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
He's on the gendarmes most wanted list
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:43 AM (oEn12)
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No, he's connected. He's able to kill at will, and the aristocratic authorities will cover for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: the dog at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (O/2Wz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Quint at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (MKu/Q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
He's on the gendarmes most wanted list
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
"Does your dog bite ?"
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 08:45 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (LvTSG)
a friend of mine or a friend of ours.
Posted by: Quint at September 21, 2021 08:45 AM (MKu/Q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 08:46 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2021 08:46 AM (OyyDO)
WOOF WOOF
Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at September 21, 2021 08:46 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: The dog at September 21, 2021 08:46 AM (ADzAA)
Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2021 08:46 AM (AwYPR)
"Does your dog bite ?"
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 08:45 AM (arJlL)
I tot u said yer dog did not bite?
"It is not my dog."
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Art question:
Who are we, the viewer? She's looking right at us, knowingly. Who do you suppose the artist intends the viewer to be?
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (o2MD2)
WOOF WOOF
Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at September 21, 2021 08:46 AM (oEn12)
Timothée down the well
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (4fvrb)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 08:48 AM (KnSdT)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (4fvrb)
68?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 08:48 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:48 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (4fvrb)
Fart on elevators?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 08:48 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:49 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)
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Two choices.
1. The audience. She gets a little thrill out of being caught.
2. The maid, at whom she is smirking over her good fortune.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 08:49 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)
Someone waiting for 100 comments.
Posted by: flounder at September 21, 2021 08:49 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 08:49 AM (KnSdT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Correct but only by a small degree: That's still a lardass.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:49 AM (mD/uy)
I understand your balloon concept can be applied using sheep intestine to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Float me away!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 08:49 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:48 AM (6Je/Q)
No, that will be reserved for the peasant class. Livery so anyone can tell your status and not have to suffer you breathing on them....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (4fvrb)
Good, because I'm not.
Posted by: Meatloaf at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (O/2Wz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (4fvrb)
Posted by: dantesed at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (88xKn)
Here's a thing every child understands
You must stand against the tyrant's demands
So I'm here with you to say
They can take my lim'ricks away
When they pry them from my cold dead hands
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Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: The Paolo at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (N/iqz)
Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (oSX/P)
It is a fun painting.
Posted by: JTB at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (4fvrb)
I don't get it.....
Posted by: Albert Einstein at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (o2MD2)
This is just dumb. Why poke a stick at him?
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (4fvrb)
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I've heard it was an anti-lice practice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (4fvrb)
Head lice, IIRC.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: The Paolo at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (N/iqz)
Paolo's love letter is the "D".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (j9HX3)
I've heard it was an anti-lice practice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (LvTSG)
Flied or white?
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)
The webcam. She's on onlyfans.
Which at that time was just a website where you see impeccably dressed ladies displaying their ivory and silk fans imported from the orient. She's getting ready to whip it out.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (O/2Wz)
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Hair falling out from ingesting mercury as a cure for syphilis.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (OyyDO)
Didn't I say that @23?
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)
A lot of other paintings on the love letter theme show two women - either another young girl (presumably a friend) or an older woman (mother, chaperon, or maybe bad influence older society friend like in Dangerous Liaisons)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (6Je/Q)
I remind my wife any time she says 'I wish I lived in those days.'
"You'd fucking stink to high heaven."
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lace Wigs at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (N/iqz)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (sEWNI)
So does the author of the letter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (U7wke)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (Xwt96)
I think her lover was beating plowshares into swords after her torrid response.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (KnSdT)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (4fvrb)
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: banana Dream
Did someone say "Whip it out"?
-- Zombie Cleavon Little
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2021 08:56 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (UHVv4)
Don't knock it until you've tried it!
Posted by: Shep! at September 21, 2021 08:56 AM (7bRMQ)
They always hound me
With one request
Who can satisfy their lustful habits
I'm not a rabbit
I need some rest
I'm tired
Sick and tired of love
I've had my fill of love
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 08:56 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (UHVv4)
I'm listening.......
Posted by: Don LeMon at September 21, 2021 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
'Dated' implies a certain dignity to that relationship that I'd wager it didn't possess.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:57 AM (mD/uy)
new link in my sig - excellent interview with a PA about VAERS reporting
just to change things up from the Project Veritas video from last night (which is worth watching also)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 08:30 AM (j9HX3)
Thank you for the link BlackOrchid if you are still here.
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 21, 2021 08:57 AM (2o90I)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:57 AM (4fvrb)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2021 08:57 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Shep!
I'm listening.......
Posted by: Don LeMon
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Horde Mind!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:58 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 08:58 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 08:58 AM (6FeV1)
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Does that work?!?
Posted by: H. Biden at September 21, 2021 08:58 AM (lGrs1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (oEn12)
My darling I can't wait to gaze upon your lovely visage by candlelight. 18 seats away.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (KnSdT)
Horde Mind!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:58 AM (UHVv4)
And I almost used my SHEP!!!! sock.....
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (oEn12)
I'm here still listening to this interview. it's really great.
also scary.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (6Je/Q)
I'll bring a powdered wig too, for safety
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (CYnTg)
Nah, dead body, just painted face....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (2RBkF)
https://twitter.com/OzraeliAvi
Includes: CFMEU [construction union] member: 'I got to say to the nation as a union member, I am so, so sorry that we didn't stand up for all those shopkeepers and all those other people that were trampled on. I feel disgusted that we were allowed to work during that time so I do apologise.'
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 09:01 AM (UHVv4)
My darling I can't wait to gaze upon your lovely visage by candlelight. 18 seats away.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (KnSdT)
More like this:
"Hello, I'm writing today with important news about your car's extended warranty."
Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021 09:01 AM (O/2Wz)
What???!!! No!!! Really? It can't be...
https://tinyurl.com/ygqn7vbx
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (cF8AT)
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Does this mean that the FBI are Russian agents?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:01 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 09:01 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 09:02 AM (VJsqe)
it's the Rapture? just slower than we were thinking
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Kris
Its from Jerry Lewis; signed "Dean Martin"
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ziba at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 09:02 AM (VJsqe)
Everyone who helps our side dies, the evil side just keeps going.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (6Je/Q)
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Well that would explain why he died. Wasn't aware he was that old.
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (VJsqe)
I've had the idea for a while that the Rapture won't be a singular event, in much the same way that the 7 days of creation in Genesis probably weren't 24-hour days.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (KnSdT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (3D/fK)
Dog, therefore art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (/U27+)
Dogs art one of the triumvirates of art determination...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (4thlk)
If alive...he's still 78.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (3D/fK)
Picky, picky, picky.....
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (CYnTg)
violets are bleu...
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (vuisn)
As Don Surber says: he got his three score and 10 in, plus some.
RIP
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (KnSdT)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (KnSdT)
I'm making her a batch right now.
Posted by: Locusta at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Ian S.
We'll never knows because they didn't have clocks back then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (d9FiS)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. She sure has a deliciously naughty look about her.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Quint at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (MKu/Q)
Dogs art one of the triumvirates of art determination...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (6Je/Q)
_________
Trees and boobs are the other two?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Ziba at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Ian S.
We'll never knows because they didn't have clocks back then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (d9FiS)
The Chambers Brothers wrote a song about it....
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (N/iqz)
violets are bleu...
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (vuisn)
My winning was huuuuge
but their cheating was toooo
Posted by: Magnificent Scalp Weasel at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (O/2Wz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:01 AM (LvTSG)
Nothing would surprise me about the FBI at this point.
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (cF8AT)
violets are bleu...
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (vuisn)
++++
:: channels Sponge ::
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/8rjPC7-JMUM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (KnSdT)
I'm making her a batch right now.
Posted by: Locusta at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (7bRMQ)
Put me in, coach!
Posted by: Listeria at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (4fvrb)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (sEWNI)
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (cF8AT)
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That they love America and its founding documents as the Founders intended?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ian S.
God doesn't work in the same space time as humans do.
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (T1fV4)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ian S.
We'll never knows because they didn't have clocks back then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Nor the Gregorian Calendar so. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2021 09:09 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Boswell at September 21, 2021 09:09 AM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (sEWNI)
I would guess they were powdered with talc... might have killed the little vermin...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:09 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (LvTSG)
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For suspension of disbelief, TJM, the story needs to be within the realm of imaginable possibility and the world constructed by the writer must consistently support the story.
Neither of those remotely apply to this bit of astonishing fantasy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 09:09 AM (DCdYk)
When I can have all the love you write
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (vuisn)
Neither of those remotely apply to this bit of astonishing fantasy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 09:09 AM (DCdYk)
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I don't know. People believed it on network television for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (mDw0A)
"Hello, I'm writing today with important news about your car's extended warranty."
Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021
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My late Siberian cat Tatiana got one of those letters yesterday. They had no car listed for her, but that didn't stop 'em; they put "TBD."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Me? I just a lawnmower, you can tell by the way I walk.
Bummer
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:11 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (QU5/
I'm funny? How? I amuse you? Like a clown?
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2021 09:11 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (mDw0A)
Is he lonely... in a corner???
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:11 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 09:11 AM (4I/2K)
When I can have all the love you write
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (vuisn)
You're correct. Her husband or the dog is there.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 09:11 AM (KnSdT)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2021 08:57 AM (ZGrMX)
Huge loss, if true.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 21, 2021 09:11 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Count de Monet
A drawing of a flaming clown boner.
Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:12 AM (N/iqz)
That's a pretty dogmatic statement. How do you calculate that?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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He should have said farewell prior to Sussudio.
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (VJsqe)
It has come to our attention that your social security number has been associated with criminal acts and you are now under investigation. Please reply to this letter post haste to acknowledge this investigation and avoid the bobbies from making a house call. We are providing you an opportunity to settle the outstanding charges against you through the transfer of common stock in a major coal or tin corporation.
This will serve as your only notice prior to legal action.
Sincerely yours,
Posted by: The scam artist what wrote that letter at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2021
It's no fun, being an illegal alien....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (KnSdT)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (4fvrb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (QFVV9)
@townhallcom
BIDEN: "Bombs and bullets can not defend against COVID19, or its future variants."
https://tinyurl.com/yeqdjmd7
(He's speaking at the UN)
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:14 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 21, 2021 09:14 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:15 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 21, 2021 09:15 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (4fvrb)
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Huh, that's clever. A proxy wouldn't be able to rob you of your shares (I don't think) but it sure would allow someone to accumulate voting rights to drive at a takeover or divestiture. I wonder if it works. I hope not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 09:15 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM
Her hairdo could be on the Gardening Thread too !
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM
There's an Edible Arrangements joke in here somewhere.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2021 09:16 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:16 AM (4fvrb)
In other words: "China desired that I forward their request to insist that all of you disarm so we can finally achieve world peace."
I bet the proper application of bombs and bullets on overblown totalitarian communist governments and their U.S. bureaucrat allies might have prevented COVID.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:16 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 09:16 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 21, 2021 09:17 AM (MH0eD)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:17 AM (6Je/Q)
violets are bleu...
Posted by: Dr. Varno
*****
The French Love Letter - a limerick
A letter from Count Montesquieu:
"Roses red, et violets bleu
I tell you we must break up
'Cause I saw you sans make-up
Ai-yi-yi, what a shock, et Mon Dieu!!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2021 09:17 AM (Xwt96)
@davereaboi
If you watch one video today, it should be this one. Angelo Codevilla talks about his brilliant book, "To Make and Keep Peace."
https://tinyurl.com/yfce8hks
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:17 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:16 AM (B0mGw)
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I would prefer the judicial application of bacon and beans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:17 AM (LvTSG)
Well, 1.4 billion years ago, the moon was significantly closer to Earth, and as a result, an Earth day lasted only 18 hours.
So the 7 days of creation happened faster than you think!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 09:17 AM (w9Wax)
So the 7 days of creation happened faster than you think!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
That's lunacy!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:18 AM (mD/uy)
Codevilla was mostly associated with the Claremont Institute (which is currently being smeared by the usual leftist suspects) and popularized using the phrase "the ruling class" as mockery. He wrote a book about how our "elites" are shitty that has a foreword by Rush Limbaugh.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2021 09:18 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:18 AM (4fvrb)
Posted by: Sasquatch,
Her buggy warranty is about to expire.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 09:18 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:19 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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He should have said farewell prior to Sussudio.
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (VJsqe)
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His career peaked with his appearance on Miami Vice. /s
TBF, that scene where "In The Air Tonight" plays in the background was iconic ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 21, 2021 09:19 AM (zSN/Y)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (4fvrb)
France is still part of the EU. Don't expect either of those things to last.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2021 09:19 AM (U7wke)
I doubt that it's anything so sophisticated. Probably just a scam to get gullible people on the phone and soak them of their personal info.
[ ApuVoice ]
"To execute your vote, I must have your date of birth and your social security number."
[ /ApuVoice ]
Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2021 09:20 AM (nfrXX)
@townhallcom
BIDEN: "Bombs and bullets can not defend against COVID19, or its future variants."
https://tinyurl.com/yeqdjmd7
(He's speaking at the UN)
Posted by: Tami
True but they are useful at keeping a hell bent, Fascist government from using a health 'crisis' to impose its will against me.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 09:20 AM (QFVV9)
I for one, will never disavow any mirth or enjoyment and shall scoff in the face of the agents of the FBOST!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 09:20 AM (axyOa)
I'm here still listening to this interview. it's really great.
also scary.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (j9HX3)
Same, listening while I prep for meals today. Thanks again. It's crazy, but we knew this...
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 21, 2021 09:20 AM (2o90I)
I know fragonard is very frothy and frilly, but it is lovey stuff nonetheless.
Posted by: LizLem at September 21, 2021 09:21 AM (Pq+dd)
Posted by: four seasons at September 21, 2021 09:21 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2021 09:21 AM (jalt3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2021 09:21 AM (szPRO)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:18 AM (4fvrb)
Yes. He's describing how the US is going to fix every problem in the world. COVID, global warming, nuclear proliferation, terrorism, you-name-it.
He's flubbing in every sixth sentence or so.
Posted by: Gref at September 21, 2021 09:21 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Nigerian Prince at September 21, 2021 09:22 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:19 AM (6Je/Q)
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Randall. He's in the undergrowths department now for that event with Ultimate Evil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:22 AM (LvTSG)
The claim, published late Sunday on the militant group's media arm, the Aamaq news agency, signals a growing threat to the Taliban by their long-time rivals.
At least eight people, including several Taliban fighters, were killed in the attacks on Sunday and Saturday in the provincial city of Jalalabad, an IS stronghold.
Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2021 09:23 AM (RHGPo)
Which in context is referring to God's perspective and patience and longsuffering toward judgment and destruction, not the literal creation. I think it's a leap to assume an indeterminate period of days just to corroborate evolution, which is usually the point of the argument.
But assuming the seven days of creation are actually 7000 years, that's a really long work week and I can't wait for the weekend. Genesis states evening and morning. Which seems deliberate and specific, there's no reason to dogmatically assume otherwise.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:23 AM (B0mGw)
I drink rarely. I have never taken a selfie and I don't know what a foo-fou dog is. In my life we have had a German Shepherd, a beagle and a mix of Terrier and who knows what which weighed about 60 lbs and none of those seemed foo-foo.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2021 09:23 AM (jalt3)
Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (N/iqz)
https://tinyurl.com/yeqdjmd7
(He's speaking at the UN)
Posted by: Tami
True but they are useful at keeping a hell bent, Fascist government from using a health 'crisis' to impose its will against me.
Posted by: Puddleglum
Bombs and bullets are also good at keeping Chyna from releasing moar variants.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (OCTRt)
It also inspired many painters of sofa-sized paintings at such fine galleries as Levitz and Bob's Furniture stores. The indistinct brush strokes, garish use of turquoise and pinks and subject matter devoid of any deep meaning.
Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (gS3OW)
me neither ... although that is not THAT old. We need the older guys to stay vital and writing till 95 or so (like Clint). Many of them have the best stable and comprehensive outlook on our current junta/coup. (including "old folks" here)
But I am starting to think DeepState has a heart attack gun, and maybe a cancer gun, and now a covid gun. (Putin uses polonium). btw, Seth came up in a JJ link this morning ... on the Durham bombshell.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (Cus5s)
I used to try to understand what the hell Biden was talking about, but no longer. He says these weird things and, now, I just let it slide. Doesn't matter anyway, as the junta just keeps on destroying America while he froths on.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (szPRO)
I mean, instead of napalm, we could spray them with bacon grease. Damn them all to hell. That would stop the wars, don't you think?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:25 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 09:25 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 09:25 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: kraken
Nice! Yes - a good start.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:26 AM (mD/uy)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/474988/
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (CYnTg)
So, he's going with the 'hipster douchebag' look......
Posted by: The Barrel at September 21, 2021 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
People on the prog forums are delighted regardless. Probably because they're throwing a few bones to the PG/SH crowd. I'll stick with my memories of a nervous PH running around the stage coked out of his mind and dueling with Bill or Chester. I had made a joke about him coming out with a walker just a few years back - this is even worse. Collins says this is it. Damn, the dude is just a few years older than I am. Guess that neck operation and free health care didn't pan out so good.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 09:26 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:26 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (jalt3)
Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (gS3OW)
Whatta ya mean, devoid of any deep meaning?!? It means $25 a pop to me!!!
Posted by: Starving Artist who sells at furniture stores at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (7bRMQ)
TBF, that scene where "In The Air Tonight" plays in the background was iconic ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist
In 1985, I remember the big hoopla about Phil Collins appearing at Live Aid in London, then jetting to America and appearing on the U.S. stage the same day. My only thought on it at the time was I wished they'd picked a better artist.
Posted by: Biergood at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (FQWHA)
Before a move to France read Gatestone Institute for 2 months daily.
You won't want to
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (sEWNI)
Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (N/iqz)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:25 AM (6Je/Q)
For me I just got the reply "as you wish - you're the Titanic"
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 21, 2021 09:28 AM (CoMmC)
#EmmysSoWhite is trending because our progressive masters gave all the acting awards to white people.
The racism runs deep in Los Angeles. Maybe black people should simply stop supporting anything made by the major studios.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:28 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2021 09:28 AM (HWtJI)
BIDEN: "Bombs and bullets can not defend against COVID19, or its future variants."
https://tinyurl.com/yeqdjmd7
(He's speaking at the UN)
Posted by: Tami
"expand access to oxygen......"
This dude is a fucking mess......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:29 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Powdered Lace Wigs at September 21, 2021 09:29 AM (GHdXS)
Before a move to France read Gatestone Institute for 2 months daily.
You won't want to
Posted by: Skip's Phone
I read that as Gatorade Institute
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (arJlL)
How is this different than IG Farben and Bayer aiding Nazi death camps?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (szPRO)
Or learn to act. Turns out white people don't want a bunch of movies in black dialect covering black issues. And it also turns out blacks are only about 15% of the population. Still. Capitalism = Democracy.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (6Je/Q)
Bacon grease is flammable.
Also- delicious.
Posted by: Packs of Wild Dogs at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (ELgVT)
This is from a 2018 Daszak funding application. As close to a smoking gun as you will find.
https://tinyurl.com/yg6zfh82
@HansMahncke 4m
Here is the full 2018 Daszak funding proposal.
This is even worse than the summary we saw yesterday.
h/t @TheSeeker268 and huge thank you to the whistleblower who leaked this.
https://tinyurl.com/yffwrahu
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:31 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (arJlL)
Isn't Gatestone that place like Sharper Image?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:29 AM (CYnTg)
Yes. He had the biggest collection of Alamo items in the world.
I'm glad he donated them. Without that, the museum would be mostly empty.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
I read that as Gatorade Institute
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (arJlL)
I read it as Guillotine Institute.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Beats the bejabbers outta me !
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 09:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:32 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (6Je/Q)
Ditto.
Of all the Disney cartoons, I like Tarzan the best and a big part of that is Collins.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 09:32 AM (axyOa)
I'll wait.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 09:33 AM (5aFbR)
This is from a 2018 Daszak funding application. As close to a smoking gun as you will find.
https://tinyurl.com/yg6zfh82
@HansMahncke 4m
Here is the full 2018 Daszak funding proposal.
This is even worse than the summary we saw yesterday.
h/t @TheSeeker268 and huge thank you to the whistleblower who leaked this.
https://tinyurl.com/yffwrahu
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:31 AM (cF8AT)
All in it will be close to 700 different studies FauxChi funded via many companies but all of the funding lands directly at the feet of the ChiCom Army researchers.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 09:33 AM (yrol0)
#EmmysSoWhite is trending because our progressive masters gave all the acting awards to white people.
The racism runs deep in Los Angeles. Maybe black people should simply stop supporting anything made by the major studios.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:28 AM (LvTSG)
Each racial, ethnic, sexual, etc. group should have their own studios, with their own actors. No mixing.
And then normal people can have one without all of them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2021 09:33 AM (U7wke)
@townhallcom
Joe Biden mistakes the United Nations for the United States:
"A belief in the universal rights of all people. It's stamped into our DNA as a nation, and critically, it's stamped into the DNA of this institution, the United States."
https://tinyurl.com/yjr6a7ve
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:33 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:23 AM (B0mGw)
It's dogmatic to assume Peter was speaking specifically in terms 1,000 years. His meaning is clearly broader than that.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 21, 2021 09:34 AM (MkuC5)
#EmmysSoWhite is trending because our progressive masters gave all the acting awards to white people.
The racism runs deep in Los Angeles. Maybe black people should simply stop supporting anything made by the major studios.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:28 AM (LvTSG)
They did this last year as well.
Good to see it was highly effective.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Isn't it weird all the people they accuse of being violent and warmongering bring about peace and prosperity. It's like there's some clue to their nature and I just can't see it.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:34 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (B0mGw)
Probably has more to do with the fact that Chyna, apparently, doesn't care for blacks.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (U7wke)
"A belief in the universal rights of all people. It's stamped into our DNA as a nation, and critically, it's stamped into the DNA of this institution, the United States."
https://tinyurl.com/yjr6a7ve
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:33 AM (cF8AT)
I'm still gasping for air with the lack of access to oxygen......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (CX3cf)
Sort of a defining moment.
I get the same gut reaction every time I see that segment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (3D/fK)
I'm glad he donated them. Without that, the museum would be mostly empty.
Despite (or maybe because of) living next door to San Antonio most of my life, it's been ages since I visited the Alamo. Is Collins' collection on display now?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 09:33 AM (yrol0)
See! There was so much going on I lost track! - AF
Agreed! No intent! - DOJ
Now, about those Asian women you were talking about....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:36 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:36 AM (6Je/Q)
WATCH: Huge group of construction workers protesting against force vaccines block highway in Melbourne.
https://tinyurl.com/yfbgteo5
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:37 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:37 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:36 AM (7bRMQ)
Hunter B: "No yellow!"
Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 09:37 AM (5aFbR)
What you're saying is it's any amount of time that fits your views and because the people who deny God and needed an alternative say millions and billions of years, that's what you're going to believe as well. Which also implies the creation is a myth, because puddles of chemicals evolved into humans. Which means there is no original sin. Which means Christ didn't need to die for the sins of the world. Which means he was crazy or a liar and just a man. Because there is no God. Q.E.D. for the evolutionists.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)
my current conclusion is that God is very limited in explaining things to mere humans, and we know many things are clearly figurative. AND we now know more than those humans knew .. so we must read in light of God speaking to men of those early days, in terms of the science and culture they were immersed in.
idk when the earliest writings began, but I also have doubts on Methuselah (and others) living 900+ years. My guess is there are other humans at the time, somewhere put into the bloodlines? Flood covering the highest mountains? We see through a glass darkly ...
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (Cus5s)
—Angelo Codevilla, Link in nic.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (CX3cf)
Sort of a defining moment.
I get the same gut reaction every time I see that segment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (3D/fK)
You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (PiwSw)
Gotta be honest, I'm not watching a bunch of black films.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 09:37 AM (5aFbR)
How about if they're underage?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:39 AM (7bRMQ)
"We've ended 20 years of conflict in Afghanistan," Pres. Biden tells UN General Assembly.
"And as we close this period of relentless war, we're opening a new era of relentless diplomacy."
https://tinyurl.com/yzm8vreq
"relentless diplomacy"....riiiight.
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:40 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:40 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:40 AM (cF8AT)
I hope James Taylor is up to it....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 21, 2021 09:40 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:41 AM (CYnTg)
Bacon grease is flammable.
Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (N/iqz)
Oh, davidt. In-flammable is when you're MORE than flammable. This bacon grease, it's not just flammable, it's IN-flammable.
Posted by: Ned Nederlander at September 21, 2021 09:41 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: illiniwek
God tells us what we need to know.
Same with "aliens". To think, billions upon billions of galaxies, and we are the only ones?
God never said we were it.
At this point, we don't need to know.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (OCTRt)
https://youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Better:
https://youtu.be/vkLU0J4Vw8E
Posted by: Magnificent Scalp Weasel at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (O/2Wz)
I don't have doubts about that. This was very early on. Think of all the viruses and diseases had yet to make an appearance. Plus think of the lack of global warming.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (O/2Wz)
The Bible reiterates the creation story in multiple places. Christ himself reinforced it. You can choose to believe what you want, but picking and choosing what is accurate is arbitrary and disingenuous.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 21, 2021 09:43 AM (CcQHP)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (U7wke)
I don't think they care for Hollywood at all. But Hollywood won't stop calling, texting, sending dick pics...
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 21, 2021 09:44 AM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 21, 2021 09:43 AM (CcQHP)
You asked for it.....
https://tinyurl.com/22fah44m
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 21, 2021 09:44 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (45fpk)
Nice!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 09:44 AM (oEn12)
She definitely deserves an honorary Emmy.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:45 AM (B0mGw)
Other books speak of Lucifer as angel of light, falling ... something about giants in the land?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2021 09:45 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)
There aren't a lot of good actors/actresses of any race. Most films are crap. What we remember from "the golden age", whatever you label that as being, are the semi-decent ones.
I am not black. I am not likely to find interest in a film which wants to appeal to a black audience. That having been said, I have seen "ethnic" films which I found to be quite good. I suspect that if Africa had an indigenous film industry which put out work in English that some of it would be pretty good. The problem with the stuff in the US is that they try to work their domestic political agenda into everything. One drop of poison taints the whole glass.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2021 09:45 AM (U7wke)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2021 09:45 AM (jalt3)
People think they were backwards and stupid for not knowing exactly how coastlines were shaped, or whatever. I think those people are stupid for assuming that ancient cartographers had any reason to give a damn or waste time and energy on it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 09:45 AM (6FeV1)
I don't have doubts about that. This was very early on. Think of all the viruses and diseases had yet to make an appearance. Plus think of the lack of global warming.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (45fpk)
And no net neutrality either!
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 09:46 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (45fpk)
Then, the burning bush started it all....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)
Sort of a defining moment.
I get the same gut reaction every time I see that segment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice.
Yep. Iconic. The song even matched the scene and it came out a few years before Miami Vice.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 09:46 AM (QFVV9)
I don't have doubts about that. This was very early on. Think of all the viruses and diseases had yet to make an appearance. Plus think of the lack of global warming.
Posted by: grammie winger
Globe warmed up at some point. Great Lakes melted.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 09:46 AM (OCTRt)
The Australian government made the biggest mistake possible, stopping work for a bunch of people who already didn't like them, and who now have nothing but free time to protest. The old saw about "conservatives don't protest because they have jobs" and all that.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2021 09:47 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 09:47 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)
RiffTrax "The Guy From Harlem" is pretty solid.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021 09:47 AM (O/2Wz)
I'm not saying there aren't any. I'm just not weeding through a bunch of black films to find the good ones and neither are Karen and her pack of suburban house wives.
As you said, they're mostly full of grinding political axes. My white guilt is not strong enough to endure 2 hours of that.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:48 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Nigeria has a pretty high-level film industry, I understand they're at least on a level with "Bollywood" in India. I'd love to see them challenge Hollywood.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2021 09:49 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Sphynx at September 21, 2021 09:49 AM (rXie1)
Posted by: squeakywheel at September 21, 2021 09:49 AM (NXy9v)
Kingdom Come is pretty solid. It's an honest movie about real people. I love it. But Black Panther was a blockbuster and spent way too many scenes mocking white people, which is kind of pathetic when the entire point is "We have a secret, super advanced black culture you never even knew about." which doesn't even exist.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:50 AM (B0mGw)
"We've ended 20 years of conflict in Afghanistan," Pres. Biden tells UN General Assembly.
"And as we close this period of relentless war, we're opening a new era of relentless diplomacy."
https://tinyurl.com/yzm8vreq
"relentless diplomacy"....riiiight.
Posted by: Tami
{cough}
Posted by: The Gods of the Copybook Headings at September 21, 2021 09:50 AM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Boswell at September 21, 2021 09:51 AM (5iUNf)
Here is the full 2018 Daszak funding proposal.
This is even worse than the summary we saw yesterday.
h/t @TheSeeker268 and huge thank you to the whistleblower who leaked this. ...
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:31 AM (cF8AT)
++++
Wow. That is only an excerpt, but it sure does raise my eyebrows. They knew precisely what they were doing, had a plan, and had optimization in place. What Daszak? Did they issue the funding for this experiment? Who requested this funding? Were they also people involved in Wuhan?
This looks to me like a proposal to make more transmissible and more robust versions of SARS. We didn't get more robust (thankfully) but we sure did get more transmissible. I also wonder whether - and am afraid if - they were doing the same thing with MERS.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 09:51 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Could it be that King Harv is Zod's nom de covfefe?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 21, 2021 09:51 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
He's a merry old dwarve.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021 09:51 AM (O/2Wz)
https://tinyurl.com/excyu7p
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2021 09:51 AM (jalt3)
Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:52 AM (N/iqz)
Posted by: Boswell
College aged interns and aides.
Honestly.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:52 AM (mD/uy)
Back when MTV was a thing. Also, anything Billy Idol and ALL of Diamond Dave's (forgetabout it Dave) masterpieces VanHalen and onward. Eat'em & Smile stuff was funny shit with Dave playing the fat guy to Eugene Levy wisecracking.
Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 09:52 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:52 AM (B0mGw)
Right down to snek.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 21, 2021 09:52 AM (MkuC5)
We all have to bring some level of "rational thinking" to the topic. I spent about 12 years trying to make it all fit, trying to study the best early texts ... currently I believe we have to move beyond the childish stories and grasp the deeper message. ... I don't think that is disingenuous. After comprehensive study, I'm openly stating the Bible is often very figurative, not always literal. I think the science fits with what God did ... and the hand of God was the "creative" force that assembled things ... took longer than a week though.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2021 09:53 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Boswell at September 21, 2021 09:53 AM (5iUNf)
Could it be that King Harv is Zod's nom de covfefe?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 21, 2021 09:51 AM
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2021 09:53 AM (RYzWb)
Posted by: whig at September 21, 2021 09:54 AM (xunV5)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2021 09:54 AM (RYzWb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2021 09:55 AM (mQfG7)
I really don't think any of us can make it all fit. Not yet. Not here.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2021 09:55 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Ziba at September 21, 2021 09:56 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2021 09:56 AM (/MaDp)
I don't disagree with you, big picture, but there are doctrinal implications in dismissing the plain explanations in the Bible as lore. It raises the question of who is raising the questions and I would put it in the category of "Yea, hath God said?"
A lot of orthodox Jews and fundamental Christians also set their clock by it and assume after 6000 years as documented in the Bible, Christ will return.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:56 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: illiniwek
Ugh. The Bible is full of literary forms that the writer users to convey his message;
Parables
Allegories
The Beast Fable
Short Stories and Historical Novels
Problem Stories
Speeches as literary devices
There's more.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:57 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: squeakywheel
Not seeing anything in any of the usual places.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 09:57 AM (OCTRt)
Let the dogs out this morning. I had to go into Beast's pen and move his bed to be sure he was alive. Nothing sleeps as soundly as a sighthound.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 09:58 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: squid_hunt
I'd love to see one where the first reel is grinding the axe, then the second one is the axe shattering completely on contact with reality, and the third is figuring out a better way forward.
Which is about as realistic as anything else H'wood does, considering most of these jokers would just make a new axe to grind (and break).
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 21, 2021 09:58 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Ziba at September 21, 2021 09:59 AM (S1hrL)
and now the moment is lost...
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2021 09:54 AM (RYzWb)
LMFAO.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:52 AM (N/iqz)
I love that movie. It actually came up at trivia the other night. Lucky I was there, I don't think Mom and her friends had ever heard of it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 09:59 AM (Ez6QX)
Absolutely. Love that flick.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021
***
What were those 2 flicks that Sidney Poitier and Bill Cosby did in the '70s? Uptown Saturday Night was the first. I know I saw it in the theater back then, and enjoyed it. What was the other one?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2021 09:59 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 21, 2021 09:59 AM (EiPf6)
Right down to snek.
Posted by: CZ
Step on snek.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 10:00 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 21, 2021 10:01 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 10:01 AM (3byMq)
Step on snek.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 10:00 AM (OCTRt)
I have the "no step on snek" sticker from the TxMoMe last year.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2021 10:02 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Me too!
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 10:02 AM (Ez6QX)
It's hard to claim any authority in the scripture when you are picking and choosing. As I said, when Christ himself was on earth, he reinforced the creation story with Adam and Eve. He also reinforced the flood story.
Evolutionists set out to disprove God. It's the fundamental of naturalism. While I agree that the science matches what the Bible says, attempting to corroborate modern science with the Bible when they are deliberately denying God is a fool's errand. And as I already listed, to follow the process of the naturalists is to reject God. You can't have both sides. Evolution makes fundamental Bible doctrines nonsense.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 10:02 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 10:02 AM (N/iqz)
Posted by: Sponge
Went on carport Sunday. Perfect baby copperhead snek. Beautiful markings.
Cut his hed off.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 10:03 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 10:03 AM (6Je/Q)
Talmudic scholars themselves admit that (especially the book of Genesis) the Creation story is metaphorical.
Posted by: casual observer 0921 at September 21, 2021 10:03 AM (aAP3z)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 10:06 AM (E2MsH)
In one case, the method is metaphysical analysis, lived experience, revelation, tradition. In the other, it is the vaunted Scientific Method coupled with a boatload of creative thinking.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 10:10 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 10:12 AM (6FeV1)
They also reject Christ, so I'm not really sure Christians can count them as a biblical authority.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 10:12 AM (B0mGw)
For some reason, for example, they grant even less significance to the inarguable and eternally significant fact that the grave is empty, choosing to simply ignore Paul's extensive listing of evidence relating to the resurrection including the "multitudes" of eye witnesses that saw the risen Jesus in the period after the crucifixion and before the ascension.
In the case of the creation, I am not willing to grant them logical cover behind their bogus arguments citing "obvious" issues with geologic timescales, especially given the fact that creation is being described to us as occurring in a specific timeframe by a being that is by definition timeless, especially given Peter's admonition to us regarding how soon we should expect the return.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 21, 2021 10:25 AM (MkuC5)
Believing God raised his (obedient) son from the dead is the fundamental of faith. That we will one day be like him, in a new spiritual body ... those beliefs are well beyond our scientific comprehension, and those are our hope. ... But the old testament is "for our learning" Romans 15:4 ... (a man's gotta know his limitations Clint 15:4 ha)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2021 10:29 AM (Cus5s)
And yet, we use their books as the OT.
Posted by: casual observer 0921 at September 21, 2021 10:41 AM (aAP3z)
Genesis was not intended as a scientific treatise on how life came to be. It was an introduction of a monotheistic God -- His nature and relationship to man and all of creation -- to a culture where polytheism was the norm. That said, there are tremendous implications from the creation account. Things like "in the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth." That the biblical account is in-line with scientific discovery that the universe is expanding, and as such, time can be rolled back to a point where all that matter had a starting point.
At the same time, I go nuts listening to people who torture logic by trying to align scientific discovery with literal interpretations of Genesis text. My faith in Christ is not shattered if the universe took a few million years to form rather than six days. None of what Jesus said concerned itself one whit with the How of creation, but with the Who and Why.
Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2021 10:53 AM (gS3OW)
Most Christians consider them God's old testament. Christians believe Christ is the truth. To reject God's truth is to accept lies. At that point, you become a detriment to yourself and others in regards to all things spiritual. It doesn't matter how educated or familiar Jews are with the Bible, if they don't accept Christ, they are dead spiritually.
Paul had several run ins and much to say about the Jews who refused Christ, but wanted to push Judaism. They are our enemies regarding the gospel, even if beloved for the father's sake.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 10:57 AM (B0mGw)
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