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Democrats "Distance Themselves" From Cuomo, Go Through Empty Pantomime of "Calling For" Cuomo to Resign
Journalists used to deploy a euphemism -- "distancing himself" -- to apply to politicians who offered up some kind of criticism of one of their own party.
It meant nothing. It did not advance any case against the wrongdoer. It did not call for any concrete action to be taken against the politician in bad odor. It's just a transparently self-serving minimum-possible-effort maneuver to keep yourself from being associated with someone you're clearly associated with. You're just "distancing yourself" from the stink. But not doing anything to clean it up. Democrats are now doing a lot of Distancing Themselves with Cuomo. The entire delegation of NY Democrat congressmen is now demanding that Cuomo resign.Of course, this is all a hustle; Cuomo won't resign, and NY AG Letitia Jones won't prosecute. This is all just a con to allow the Democrats to Distance Themselves from "The Love Gov." Joe Biden, a man credibly accused of r@ping a woman (with his hand), which does count as r@pe in many jurisdictions, has now called upon Cuomo to resign. Well, he barely did that. He was asked if he still stands by his previous statement that Cuomo should resign if found to have sexually harassed women, and he said "I still stand by that." Note that Cuomo hasn't been convicted of anything, merely accused by a DA. Pelosi also Politically Distanced Herself from Cuomo by asking him to resign, and then doing nothing else. Think she'll start a Congressional commission to probe how Cuomo could have gotten away with sexual harassment, and even sexual assault for years and years? Think she'll start a Congressional commission to probe the tens of thousands of elders he consigned to certain death by seeding the nursing homes with covid-19? Nah. NY state senators are calling for Cuomo to be impeached, but I doubt that Democrats will actually move from Politcally Distancing Themselves to actually imposing their rules on a fellow Democrat.
The entire Democratic congressional delegation of New York has called on Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) to resign after an independent investigation by the state attorney general's office found he had sexually harassed multiple women. House Democratic Caucus Chair Hakeem Jeffries (N.Y.) and Reps. Gregory Meeks (D-N.Y.) and Tom Suozzi (D-N.Y.) issued a statement Tuesday, saying "the time is right" for Cuomo to resign after an investigation found that he sexually harassed multiple women. ... Most of the 19 Congressional Democrats previously called for Cuomo to resign in in March. At the time, Jeffries, Meeks, and Suozzi were the only three New York House Democrats who did not. Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) and Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.) also called for Cuomo to resign at the time.
Democratic members of the Assembly held a conference Tuesday afternoon to discuss the potentiality for the impeachment, and many members of the Senate called publicly for his removal. "Now that the investigation is complete and the allegations have been substantiated, it should be clear to everyone that he can no longer serve as Governor," State Senate Majority Leader Andrea Stewart-Cousins wrote in an official statement. Stewart-Cousins also told NY1, "For the sake of the state of New York and the people, the governor should resign." According to researchers, as of now, 83 percent of members of the New York State Senate and 56 percent of State Assembly members have called on Cuomo to resign or be impeached.Calling for him to resign means literally nothing, as he's repeatedly said he's not resigning. He says to resign without some kind of legal conviction is "anti-democratic," an idea that might have some merit, except for the fact that Democrats like Cuomo routinely demand trial-free punishments for their enemies. Here's CNN "journalist" Fredo Cuomo offering a patently dishonest statement for his sexually-harassing, elder-abusing brother to issue to the public:
BREAKING: Here is an email from @ChrisCuomo on Feb 28, 2021 to the Andrew Cuomo inner circle where he appears to have personally drafted a statement for his brother to respond to the allegations pic.twitter.com/Jh3NP3lqKq
— Jack Posobiec, IWO 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) August 3, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:45 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at August 03, 2021 04:46 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:46 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: klaftern at August 03, 2021 04:46 PM (r4sI4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2021 04:47 PM (MpTsT)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 03, 2021 04:48 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 03, 2021 04:49 PM (+NQw5)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 03, 2021 04:49 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 03, 2021 04:50 PM (Mo2gk)
Posted by: Whack his Pee Pee! at August 03, 2021 04:50 PM (l5R6/)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 03, 2021 04:50 PM (Mo2gk)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 03, 2021 04:51 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at August 03, 2021 04:51 PM (l1mB2)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:51 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2021 04:51 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 04:51 PM (MlLUG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 04:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 04:52 PM (MlLUG)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 04:52 PM (hQVBP)
Posted by: JT at August 03, 2021 04:52 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:46 PM (JUOKG)
"He's guilty as hell. But we won't charge him."
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 03, 2021 04:52 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Archer at August 03, 2021 04:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 04:52 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 04:52 PM (cSyAR)
One sexually abused woman is a tragedy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 04:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 03, 2021 04:53 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: x at August 03, 2021 04:53 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:46 PM (JUOKG)
"He's guilty as hell. But we won't charge him."
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 03, 2021 04:52 PM (jvt6t)
We all know that everyone must be held equally accountable under the law!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 03, 2021 04:53 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 04:53 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Archer at August 03, 2021 04:54 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 04:54 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 04:54 PM (oHd/0)
btw, most, and by "most" I mean almost all, of the "accusations" against Cuomo consist of him hugging women.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 04:54 PM (MlLUG)
Afterwards he was heared saying "I remember singing with Perry at a club in Vegas. Great guy!"
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2021 04:54 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 04:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:46 PM (JUOKG)
Well, other than acting like a pig, he really did not rape anyone. Other than PDT, they don't usually indict someone for being crude
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 04:55 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Passably Affable at August 03, 2021 04:55 PM (05d8I)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 04:55 PM (bCkNL)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 04:55 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:46 PM (JUOKG)
"He's guilty as hell. But we won't charge him."
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 03, 2021 04:52 PM (jvt6t)
We all know that everyone must be held equally accountable under the law!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 03, 2021 04:53 PM (oHd/0)
Rudy's fault. If he'd only turned in papers acknowledging he worked for a foreign country he didn't work for, none of this would have happened. Why Leticia is going after him, don't you know.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 04:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 04:53 PM
What's the matter with the Tappen Zee bridge now? They just built a new one a decade ago. We used to have parties on the old bridge when traffic got backed up and we were coming back from PA doing Civil War Reenacting. Pulled out the coolers and drank beers on the top of the bridge stuck in traffic.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:55 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2021 04:55 PM (mwz0w)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at August 03, 2021 04:56 PM (b+v9B)
https://tinyurl.com/2kjyfrhz
Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2021 04:56 PM (5aFbR)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:55 PM (JUOKG)
Because they renamed it the Mario Cuomo Bridge
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 04:56 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at August 03, 2021 04:56 PM (V5n+A)
Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2021 04:56 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: x at August 03, 2021 04:53 PM (oA+QO)
Mine are difficult to weigh unless I get it all in a bucket.
Posted by: Captain Splatter at August 03, 2021 04:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 03, 2021 04:56 PM (Ez6QX)
Gee I wonder if Bill de Blasio see's this as a way to get into the governor's office?
People voted for him twice as mayor why not as governor?
Posted by: YIKES! at August 03, 2021 04:56 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I was going to toss some expired corn meal until I noticed it was collectible Aunt Jemima Corn Meal. vacuum sealed that Antiques Roadshow stuff.
Posted by: x at August 03, 2021 04:57 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: The Joetard at August 03, 2021 04:57 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: A Reasonable Prosecutor at August 03, 2021 04:57 PM (Cf2Ff)
Don't worry they will get to it as soon as cuomo resigns
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 04:57 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 03, 2021 04:57 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 04:57 PM (cSyAR)
***********************
Wow, that's like .0000000000000000001% of Nadler's total weight!
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 04:58 PM (hQVBP)
https://tinyurl.com/2kjyfrhz
Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2021 04:56 PM (5aFbR)
Its been sarcasm up to now, but I bet there is a hell of a market for tee shirts and sweaters with an upside down yellow V on them. Or NV. Something to designate not vaccinated.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2021 04:58 PM (axyOa)
Democrats have to have a conscience to feel shame. You can't guilt them into resigning.
Posted by: portlandon at August 03, 2021 04:58 PM (+oR7L)
Lucy places the football down and I run to kick it.
Again.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 04:58 PM (49Exr)
Don't worry they will get to it as soon as cuomo resigns
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 04:57 PM (Irn0L)
There's a lot of shit going on in the Gulf that isn't making the news.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 04:58 PM (oHd/0)
We call him Sonny Cuomo, but turns out he actually likes the comparison. He fancies himself Sonny Corleone.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 03, 2021 04:58 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 04:57 PM (cSyAR)
He is the spitting image of virgil sollozzo. The best veal in the city
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (caMrg)
Anyone remember when Frasier Crane was the governor of Illinois? It was a good series but got way too bizarre.
It was a good expose on a corrupt state-wide politics and the dynamics of a blue state with a huge, even more powerful blue city with its own political mega-machine.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (MlLUG)
Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 04:56 PM
I missed that. Glad we moved out of Connecticut.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Andy the Perv at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (s5/vm)
I saw something earlier about a hijack of a ship or ships, but of course the media can't be bothered with THAT.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 04:58 PM (oHd/0)
Yup. Iran is out of control...wonder why?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (caMrg)
/Golf Clap
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 05:00 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Aunt Jemima's pancakes
without her syrup
is like a tranny
without his balls
There's only one thing worse
in this universe
That's no Aunt Jemima at all !
Posted by: JT at August 03, 2021 05:00 PM (arJlL)
Cute trick, DNC-MSM! "Old news, I've denounced him, I have nothing more to say. . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2021 05:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at August 03, 2021 05:00 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2021 05:00 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (caMrg)
OK good one. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 05:00 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:46 PM (JUOKG)
For the same reason the Eff Bee Eye was able to go on television, ITEMIZE the laws Hillary had broken, and then say 'but we're not prosecuting.'
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 03, 2021 05:00 PM (cvNl1)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 03, 2021 05:00 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: portlandon at August 03, 2021 05:00 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 03, 2021 05:00 PM (DTX3h)
I saw something earlier about a hijack of a ship or ships, but of course the media can't be bothered with THAT.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (HmZuC)
And Mines in the water... which could REALLY screw the oil market up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 05:01 PM (oHd/0)
Don't worry they will get to it as soon as cuomo resigns
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 04:57 PM (Irn0L)
There's a lot of shit going on in the Gulf that isn't making the news.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 04:58 PM (oHd/0)
Suicide drones are a step-up, but still more expensive than the meat-suit versions.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 05:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Unrepentant Cynic at August 03, 2021 05:01 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 03, 2021 04:58 PM (Mzdiz)
Unlike his brother Fredo, Sonny usually bangs the cocktail waitresses just one at a time.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2021 05:01 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 05:01 PM (Irn0L)
Can we expect a statewide march against Cuomo in the coming weeks? If not, why not?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2021 05:02 PM (bDqIh)
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Glad I passed on that, I prefer to remember Frasier Crane as the affable and kind Frasier Crane, and not a bat nuts corrupt Kevin Spacey like house of cards nut sucker.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 05:02 PM (hQVBP)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 04:58 PM
Same as in the 80s. No one in the US really had a clue what was going on in the Gulf back then either. I would send letters back to my family in the States from the Gulf about what we were doing and they were like "what", we never heard of that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 05:02 PM (JUOKG)
Don't worry they will get to it as soon as cuomo resigns
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 04:57 PM (Irn0L)
There's a lot of shit going on in the Gulf that isn't making the news.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 04:58 PM (oHd/0)
Suicide drones are a step-up, but still more expensive than the meat-suit versions.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 05:01 PM (ynpvh)
They supposedly hijacked a few ships today
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 05:02 PM (Irn0L)
Several months later there were state elections.
Dems swept the state.
Posted by: I mean at August 03, 2021 05:02 PM (vPAxF)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2021 05:02 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 05:02 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: dartist at August 03, 2021 05:03 PM (+ya+t)
Amerika 2021
Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 03, 2021 05:03 PM (RCDSE)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 04:57 PM (cSyAR)
........
Him and his brother also seem very stupid.
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 05:03 PM (v0R5T)
Kamala Harris raped Willie Brown with her mouth!
Kamala Harris must resign!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 03, 2021 05:03 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:03 PM (k39e/)
Can we expect a statewide march against Cuomo in the coming weeks? If not, why not?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2021 05:02 PM (bDqIh)
To be fair, there is no record of Cuomo ever actually saying "pussy"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2021 05:03 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 05:04 PM (Irn0L)
Despair is a sin? Frack.
Remember how they say Courage isn't the absence of Fear, it's only shown in the presence of Fear? I guess it's like that with Faith in the presence of Despair.
Not that I am maintaining Faith. If you figure out how, let me know.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 04:53 PM (49Exr)
Well, technically, "despair" is a sin if you despair of ever being forgiven for your sins by God because you think you are utterly beyond redemption. I am using it in the sense that I despair because in my heart of hearts I know within a very short time we will be jabbed, masked, carded and tracked and not ome single nickelfucking asshole on the 'right' will do a damned thing to help us.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 05:04 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 05:04 PM (bCkNL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 03, 2021 05:05 PM (RCDSE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 05:02 PM (Irn0L)
Biden will send a few $100 billion to Iran to get them to stop. Worked for Obama!...oh wait...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 05:05 PM (ynpvh)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2021 05:05 PM (DUIap)
Cuomo Resigns or Stays?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 04:51 PM (MlLUG)
Stays
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 03, 2021 05:05 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 03, 2021 05:05 PM (FA5Pj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:03 PM (k39e/)
Power. Power and the proximity to power.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 03, 2021 05:05 PM (cvNl1)
Just be glad there's no Michael in the Cuomo crime family. He'd be very competent at his evil.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 03, 2021 05:05 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 03, 2021 05:05 PM (guGkK)
Hmm... Interesting.. Not really.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2021 05:06 PM (WEWH4)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 03, 2021 05:06 PM (WFMLs)
Olympic gold medalist wrestler Tamyra Mensah-Stock: I love representing the US
Mensah-Stock began wrestling in the 10th grade in Katy, Texas
Google and watch her excitement and love for the USA, will make your day. It made mine
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 05:06 PM (Irn0L)
be tag-teaming Dr. Jill when Sundown Joe is sleeping off a tapioca coma.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 05:04 PM (bCkNL)
Maybe Governor PartyBoob. Backwards, Boobytrap.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 05:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:03 PM (k39e/)
........
$$$$
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 05:06 PM (v0R5T)
He is of the body.
Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 03, 2021 05:06 PM (FgPjD)
**********
Thank you for that mental image.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 05:06 PM (hQVBP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2021 05:06 PM (ybIRR)
Maybe they'll come up with some sort of deal where they put Sonny in a cock cage, and institute a consent passport symptom. If any chick actually consents, just can use an app on her smart phone to unlock it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 03, 2021 05:06 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 05:07 PM (YK4Qh)
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 03, 2021 05:05 PM (cvNl1)
Still wouldn't do it for me. I can see hound dog power hungry Clinton being charming-not Cuomo
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:07 PM (k39e/)
Same with Somalia. We got word that the media was advising that we "simply" confiscate all the guns. Which would have entailed digging up a country the size of Texas... SMH
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 05:07 PM (49Exr)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 05:07 PM (MlLUG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:03 PM (k39e/)
But how do I look from the passenger seat of my Bentley Flying Spur?
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 03, 2021 05:07 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 03, 2021 05:08 PM (RCDSE)
Don't get me wrong I want the scumbag sociopath hanging from a tree but for a real very serious crime not just for accusations.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 03, 2021 05:08 PM (w5raC)
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2021 05:08 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 03, 2021 05:05 PM (cvNl1)
Still wouldn't do it for me. I can see hound dog power hungry Clinton being charming-not Cuomo
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:07 PM (k39e/)
Maybe it's the nipple rings?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 05:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 03, 2021 05:08 PM (UjxYw)
Posted by: x at August 03, 2021 05:08 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 03, 2021 05:08 PM (M+Lyo)
It's like I don't even know you people any more.
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 05:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 03, 2021 05:09 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: x at August 03, 2021 05:08 PM
Link?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 05:09 PM (JUOKG)
I saw something earlier about a hijack of a ship or ships, but of course the media can't be bothered with THAT.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 03, 2021 04:59 PM (HmZuC)
And Mines in the water... which could REALLY screw the oil market up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 05:01 PM (oHd/0)
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Welcome to the 1980's all over again. Except this time Iran does not have a war with Iraq as an excuse.
Maybe they just want a war? Except this time, they don't have a lot of excess young males to run into minefields.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 03, 2021 05:09 PM (Z32m1)
A tv weatherman in Seattle said the west coast heat wave is not because climate change.
__________
We haven't had one day above 100 here in the Houston area so far this summer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2021 05:09 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2021 05:09 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:07 PM (k39e/)
I'd suggest that's because you're a normal, well-adjusted adult.
If you're NOT a normal, well-adjusted adult, you could convince yourself that proximity to power is all you really need to be happy. And thus, Cuomo gets to keep doing what he does.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 03, 2021 05:09 PM (cvNl1)
I don't know what a Bentley Flying Spur is, Andy, so probably you look just as unattractive and appear as uncharming as before you you mentioned it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:09 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: rd at August 03, 2021 05:10 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 03, 2021 05:10 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2021 05:10 PM (KZzsI)
DIAF, NFL
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2021 05:10 PM (XSRBF)
I liked Cuomo's fake excuses today: Hey, I'm a ginzo, an we ginzos are touchy feely -- that's how we show you we like you.
It's like an Irish governor getting caught drunk driving and saying I'm Irish, that's how we do. I was born this way.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 05:11 PM (MlLUG)
Posted by: x at August 03, 2021 05:08 PM
Link?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptVR8EaNV9c
Posted by: x at August 03, 2021 05:11 PM (oA+QO)
alar - deadly
pthalates - deadly
roundup - deadly
pesticides - deadly
BGH - deadly
fracking - deadly
freon - deadly
...
All must be banned.
Meanwhile,
experimental franken-virus vaccine? Oh that shall be mandated.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 03, 2021 05:11 PM (s5/vm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 05:11 PM (1PBwZ)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:51 PM (JUOKG)
There was some millennial dude at a workplace that filed a harassment suit against another older dude because the older dude disparaged nickleback. No lie, this happened.
And HR brought me in to ask me what I saw. And I said well the dude that impugned on the sacred honor of nickleback gave his 2-week notice already, so... And HR was all, "Great! Nothing to do here! Mission Accomplished! Buh Bye!"
No justice for nickleback I guess. (kicks rock down dirt road, walks off into sunset, FIN, credits roll)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 05:11 PM (meTku)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 03, 2021 05:11 PM (w5raC)
Absent something like that, he'll hang on till the end.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2021 05:11 PM (WEWH4)
Posted by: portlandon at August 03, 2021 05:11 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 05:12 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 05:12 PM (MlLUG)
DIAF, NFL
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2021 05:10 PM (XSRBF)
Ratings Winner! They'll see their ratings rise to new lows!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 05:12 PM (ynpvh)
I don't watch the news often. Was there anything about the Spirit Airlines riot? Maybe we can call it an insurrection.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2021 05:12 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGER at August 03, 2021 05:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:03 PM (k39e/)
........
$$$$
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 05:06 PM (v0R5T)
Sweetie, is there anyone you'd like me to send the State Attorney General after to make their life a living hell?
Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2021 05:12 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 05:12 PM (1PBwZ)
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2021 05:12 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 05:04 PM (2JVJo)
You said it, brother. I get irritated at those who appear to be "glowies", whether they actually are or they are just honest but terrible at OPSEC. But this is an place where we have to say NO, or we're truly fucked. That's not advocating for violence. That's saying we need to put our convictions where our fat mouths are, or we're cooked. If the Founding Fathers could pledge their lives, fortunes, and sacred honor, then the very least we could do is stand up and say ENOUGH. You will not trample on my rights any further in the name of "the greater good".
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 03, 2021 05:13 PM (DXFDM)
Meanwhile,
experimental franken-virus vaccine? Oh that shall be mandated.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 03, 2021 05:11 PM (s5/vm)
racism - deadly
no racism - deadly
A and not A - deadly
Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 05:13 PM (meTku)
Local news says parents wants their kids to be masked up for school. Sure, fine assholes. Wreck your kids forever by sending them to government schools.
I hope Biden does try to lock the country down. I hope he tries really hard.
Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 05:14 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
Then we're in agreement.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2021 05:14 PM (XSRBF)
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"Lift Every Voice and Sing," I think.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2021 05:14 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2021 05:12 PM (6Je/Q)
I believe it's "Lift Every Voice and Sing."
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 03, 2021 05:14 PM (cvNl1)
giving people paid 3 day weekends, a tax holiday, and free parking until
November 2022.
You should submit your CV to The Babylon Bee.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 03, 2021 05:14 PM (w5raC)
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 05:14 PM (Cxk7w)
Well, thanks. Some here might disagree with that assessment, however.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:14 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 03, 2021 05:11 PM (s5/vm)
Don't forget
well-tolerated anti-virals that have been around for half century - banned
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 03, 2021 05:15 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2021 05:12 PM (6Je/Q)
Maybe something classy, like Cardi B.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 05:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 05:15 PM (1PBwZ)
A tv weatherman in Seattle said the west coast heat wave is not because climate change.
--------------
And rain is on its way.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:15 PM (Jd8Rz)
.......
Make it 5k cash up front and I'll think about it.
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 05:15 PM (v0R5T)
Die motherfucker die motherfucker DIE!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 03, 2021 05:15 PM (w5raC)
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight
Except they only want to lift up one voice, and screw the others.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2021 05:16 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 05:16 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:14 PM (k39e/)
Probably. But that's the beauty of this place. We're all just random people in boxes. With the rarest of exceptions, we're all strangers to each other. So who cares what we think on any issue?
And yet we're so very much not strangers at all...
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 03, 2021 05:16 PM (cvNl1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 05:16 PM (1PBwZ)
Posted by: Voyager at August 03, 2021 05:16 PM (u5PZm)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 04:51 PM (JUOKG)
No, this DOJ isn't prosecuting any Dems, not fucking ever while Punchy is in office...the DNC is just setting Letitia up for a run for Gov and giving notice for Andy 'Kavorkian' Cuomo there that they'd really appreciate it if he didn't run again...
But they know he knows where every DNC high powered NYC donor's bones are buried, thus no charges...this is more a "please?" move - watch Andy tell them to all go fuck themselves up the ass and then they all toe kick the dirt and go like "aww shucks" and that's the end of it.
Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 05:16 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 03, 2021 05:16 PM (w5raC)
Die motherfucker die motherfucker DIE!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 03, 2021 05:15 PM (w5raC)
No, I like that one.
Is it 'Move Bitch' by Ludacris?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 03, 2021 05:16 PM (XvPQV)
Yes; It's am African American Spiritual written by men who were Christians and church musicians. The last verse or third is specifically religious. That won't get sung by many people who are championing it as he new National Anthem
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:16 PM (k39e/)
See the DAily Mail front page -- bunch of embarrasing shit on Sonny.
There's audio tape of Sonny singing "Do You Love Me (now that I can dance)?" to one of his accusers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 03, 2021 05:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 04:58 PM
There's lots of shit going on in lots of places that isn't making the news. I fully expect missions over Shit River into Po City to recommence in the next year.
Posted by: Bert G at August 03, 2021 05:17 PM (ngead)
He should be banned.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:17 PM (Jd8Rz)
Papa was a Rolling Stone
Posted by: JT at August 03, 2021 05:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 05:17 PM (cSyAR)
@OutlawJw on Gab points out that none of the vaccines are FDA authorized except for "emergency use," and that according to the Emergency Use Authorization statute, Americans "have the option to accept or refuse administration of the product."
You'd think someone would have mentioned this by now
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 05:17 PM (AwPyG)
Right now, the personal attorneys for the Jan-6 gulagees that can get attorneys are demanding that the DOJ charge their clients.
Lavrentiy Garland's DOJ says, that discovery will not be until 2022. But it still expects to hold the gulagees there until trial
Why?
Because the DOJ says it needs to put together a database and AI to comb through all the videotapes first.
So when I parsed this, I realized that the DOJ is demanding that if they are going to only charge you with "trespassing" that you be FIRST proven INNOCENT of any bigger crime.
Thus, Lavrentiy Garland, the guy I supposedly was supposed to be A-OK with a SCROTUS seat, understands the law so much better than I, that he can turn it ON ITS EAR!!
Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2021 05:18 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 05:18 PM (Tnijr)
On CNN tonight, Fredo denounces the harassment report and defends his brother - saying his Big Bro should tough it out.
( ) Yes
( ) No
I am (x) Yes
Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2021 05:18 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 05:16 PM (1PBwZ)
Never had mine appraised. In politics, I believe they're quite cheap.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 05:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2021 05:18 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 05:19 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 05:19 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: ShainS at August 03, 2021 05:19 PM (6kTDT)
Or maybe not.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 03, 2021 05:19 PM (wb4G5)
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 05:17 PM (AwPyG)
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Yeah, if the Law would make a difference in what Dems feel, that might be good.
Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2021 05:19 PM (XHhHI)
Such hypocrisy. The NFL is not that far removed from the Roman Colosseum: a subclass breaking their bodies to provide entertainment for their betters.
The story of what happened to Boobie Miles in Friday Night Lights is not unique.
https://tinyurl.com/dpfy933b
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 05:19 PM (49Exr)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 05:17 PM (cSyAR)
.........
I'm thinking about 130. 120 without the tits.
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 05:19 PM (v0R5T)
He's not going anywhere. He's got plenty of backup in the media and on the ground. It will be fun to watch the spin doctors work on this.
Spin Doctors - Little Miss Can't Be Wrong (they're from NY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXWbMu4PtpE
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2021 05:20 PM (BFigT)
They pretend there's gonna be some giant failure and then magically... "success!".
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 05:20 PM (g+oT6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:20 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 03, 2021 05:20 PM (w5raC)
I believe it's "Lift Every Voice and Sing."
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 03, 2021 05:14 PM
if we raised enough money for the effort, do you think we could get David Allen Coe to record it?
bestest TicToc EVAH!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2021 05:20 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 03, 2021 05:21 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 03, 2021 05:21 PM (w5raC)
All you people who are being told its a requirement for working should point this out to your employer.
Better yet, give a lawyer a hundred bucks and have them write a "You may not be aware" letter.
Bet it works
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 05:21 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 03, 2021 05:21 PM (LYEvi)
Reporters: Well, we asked him if he would resign, he said no. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM US!!!????
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2021 05:21 PM (WEWH4)
Posted by: Bert G at August 03, 2021 05:17 PM
You pay house fee first!
Posted by: Mama San at August 03, 2021 05:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (rStan)
Cuomo's net worth is somewhere around $5 mil; that won't last him very long with 7 substantiated accusers and high priced defense lawyers.
He'll probably burn thru all his campaign cash first though. He's already used $300k of it on lawyers (5/16/21), and has $4-6 million still on hand.
Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (F0YaR)
Speaking of which, aren't we overdue for a lying waitress to post on social media that _insert Republican name here_ stiffed her on a tip?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (MlLUG)
Family first, amirite?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (4fSQf)
No justice for nickleback I guess. (kicks rock down dirt road, walks off into sunset, FIN, credits roll)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 05:11 PM (meTku)
Asking for a friend. Are the band members of nickleback referred to as 'nickle fuckers'? And by extension all that listen and opine on their music?
/sarc don't want to offend ya.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (VcFUs)
( ) Yes
( ) No
I am (x) Yes
Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2021 05:18 PM (AMIL/)
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My prediction? #DrunkDonLeMon very publicly and stiffly gets behind both men.
Posted by: ShainS at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (6kTDT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:03 PM (k39e/)
Speaking as someone with unseen charm I can attest that it does happen.
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (g+oT6)
Posted by: x at August 03, 2021 05:08 PM
Link?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptVR8EaNV9c
Posted by: x at August 03, 2021 05:11 PM
So he hasn't done anything, just some blather from cnbc about what he might ask the cdc to look into.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 05:23 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 05:23 PM (Tnijr)
They pretend there's gonna be some giant failure and then magically... "success!".
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 05:20 PM (g+oT6)
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*shoots a puzzled look at ...*
I think you mean act like it's going to be a failure, and then because they're Democrats, it can't help but be a failure, pump up the Message Grinder, and announce that it is misinformation for anyone to call it not a success.
Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2021 05:23 PM (XHhHI)
In related news, Jungle Cruise, Pitch Meeting:
https://youtu.be/mUAYXyeVTC8
Posted by: Sharkman at August 03, 2021 05:23 PM (oDXQ1)
Or maybe a veal parm....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 03, 2021 05:23 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 05:24 PM (1PBwZ)
Posted by: President NPC at August 03, 2021 05:24 PM (FPuSC)
Press: So you're resigning?
Janet Reno: What, no of course not.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 03, 2021 05:24 PM (GbPPJ)
I think they will recite "we've always been at war with Global
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (49Exr)
(1) the audits,
(2)Dominion shenanigans
(3) twitter has a back channel for politicians to identfy citizen they want twitter to censor (!)
So yeah; this NY stuff is kabuki.
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (g7CEa)
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (WEWH4)
Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (Tnijr)
I'm guessing it's the Great Rebuilding of Democrat Chances in 2022 tour.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 05:18
------------
Mama hey, mama come looking for me.
https://youtu.be/n0lEnp7Bef0
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (MlLUG)
Not unusual for politicians to stiff someone.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (ynpvh)
In his life.
Posted by: dartist at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2021 05:23 PM (XHhHI)
Well I'm redefining "success" to mean the thing Democrats want to happen. We call it failure theater because they refuse to do what we want, so it's a fail. Democrats don't want governors to resign in disgrace. Cuomo staying on is "success" .
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (g+oT6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (1PBwZ)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 05:17 PM (cSyAR)
She's a light weight pawn in this battle of heavy weights in the DNC...this is King Kong vs Godzilla. My money is on Killer Cuomo in this...yeah, the whole Cuomo family is packed with idiots, but not near as demented as the retards running the DNC right now. Look to him telling Punchy and Letitia this week to shove it up their asses and watch the Punchy Kiddie Nurse brigade to bend the knee and say "umm..this is a state issue, I guess, where's my cherry jello?"
Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (5iUNf)
Speaking of which, aren't we overdue for a lying waitress to post on social media that _insert Republican name here_ stiffed her on a tip?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (MlLUG)
I did that today. Ordered chinese takeout from a place that has good food, but only has a pet dor they push it through when you pick it up. They stopped delivery as well as in facility dining. So the cashiere, only runs a card and pushes a bag o food through their little pet door. To prevent the chyna coof.
No tip for covid panic. If your food wasnt good, you wouldnt get my business once a year, ya fooking fear mongering dumbshits.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (VcFUs)
And yet we're so very much not strangers at all...
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 03, 2021 05:16 PM (cvNl1)
I suppose it is the anonymity of the place, but I am more comfortable expressing my fears and anguish here than I am to any of the very few IRL "friends" I have.
Kung Flu has ripped off not just masks, but made people's priorities and relationships starkly obvious.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (2JVJo)
Hey, you know what would work pretty well?
If people were enticed to take the vaccination by offering a vaccination and not a marginally effective temporary prophylactic non-sterilizing experimental poorly tested injection.
And a plus would be showing due diligence in reducing the side-effect of "oops, you're dead". The kind of thing that a sane civilization would do to counter a marginally bad, flu-like, engineered pandemic.
Also bonus points for not looking like seedy villains who have consistently hidden its origin.
All that ^^
Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (meTku)
**
Don't be silly. It will be conservatives' fault for not doing whatever it was that we were supposed to do in 1989.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (g7CEa)
Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 05:23 PM (Tnijr)
*squirt*
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (g+oT6)
When you drop trou, do people see your charm? Asking for Don Lemon.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (w5raC)
if we raised enough money for the effort, do you think we could get David Allen Coe to record it?
bestest TicToc EVAH!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2021 05:20 PM (DUIap)
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He's not pulling in the big bucks these days and he might do it out of love - for freight, lodging and food.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (Jd8Rz)
I don't watch the news often. Was there anything about the Spirit Airlines riot? Maybe we can call it an insurrection.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2021 05:12 PM (/U27+)
??? When did people riot at Spirit Airlines?
Posted by: WhyBanned at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (rStan)
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He forgot to vouch for Fredo the Elder's character and integrity while he was at it ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (6kTDT)
all the kids who grew up in fear of climate change and dialed back their
hopes and dreams so that we could 'save the Planet' will realize that
the Democrats are evil"
I think they will recite "we've always been at war with Global Warming Cooling"
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (49Exr)
Only will prove that Global Warming mitigations worked like magic! Enjoy the reversal!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2021 05:27 PM (ynpvh)
apparently this caught them unaware, even though it is laws 101
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 05:27 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (g+oT6)
Of course I can't see you, but your charm isn't unseen. You're conservative, intelligent, articulate and amusing all of which are charming and I think most people on here are probably not drop dead gorgeous or handsome. Not all these old fogies (including me) on here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:27 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: DNC & MSM at August 03, 2021 05:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 05:28 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Paolo at August 03, 2021 05:28 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 03, 2021 05:28 PM (V8JPv)
Not to mention that Cuomo is a loutish bully who has made enemies of many Democrats. The only reason they are not more vociferous in their opposition is hedging their bets in case Cuomo survives all this.
So, yes, I think the Democrats very much want Cuomo to resign. Whether Cuomo will cooperate is another question.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at August 03, 2021 05:28 PM (A9g2z)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 05:29 PM (4fSQf)
**
They won't even be charged with trespassing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 03, 2021 05:29 PM (g7CEa)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 05:28 PM (nxdel)
Jewells, sorry to hear about the new mandate crap the KC mayor is pulling you all... typical Democrat bullshit...
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2021 05:29 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (2JVJo)
I think it's precisely the anonymity. It's easy to type on a screen. It's far more hard to say aloud the exact same words to a person. We want to be liked, and there's always a fear that what you're about to say will get you unliked.
Hopefully, meeting a handful of us in real life reminded you - even for a bit - that you're a fun person and that people like having you around.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 03, 2021 05:29 PM (cvNl1)
Posted by: Groveler Andew Cumho at August 03, 2021 05:29 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 05:04 PM (2JVJo)
Thanks, but that's still me. I guess that's normal though - you think you're getting right with God, but the more you dig out the more you realize you have many more metric tons to go. LOL.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 05:29 PM (49Exr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
They will DDS as soon as their condemnation of Billy Jeff is completed.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 05:29 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 05:30 PM (oWBc3)
I offer as proof, this picture of me walking by a bank without robbing it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 05:30 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 03, 2021 05:26 PM (g7CEa)
On day zero of the ice age it will be, "We have always been at war with man-made global cooling. Our greatest scientists have declared that our only salvation is more communism.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 05:30 PM (meTku)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:27 PM (k39e/)
You're a sweetheart Fen. My wife would agree about amusing, anyway - just not intentionally so.
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 05:31 PM (g+oT6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 05:31 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (rStan)
yeah, that's the line all his supporters are taking
Gasparino, Geraldo, McCarthy etal
Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 05:31 PM (YK4Qh)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:31 PM (Jd8Rz)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 05:30 PM (oWBc3)
Hell faux even shit canned judge nap LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 05:32 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 03, 2021 05:32 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 05:32 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (rStan)
Lol. Not nearly the gravitas of the Mueller report, right?
Posted by: WhyBanned at August 03, 2021 05:32 PM (YkawN)
The claims are that he groped women's breasts, slapped them on the butt, and more.
Why isn't the NY AG charging him?
Because it's just another PC scam that has no basis in the Rule of Law
Just like most government activities these days.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 03, 2021 05:32 PM (zv4ee)
Standard Marxist tactic is to make everyone feel alone in what they perceive. That's why they want this site down.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 05:32 PM (49Exr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 05:33 PM (Irn0L)
Press: So you're resigning?
Janet Reno: What, no of course not.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 03, 2021 05:24 PM (GbPPJ)
The Slick administration in a nutshell. She sent fed goons with tanks to burn down the Waco compound with children inside and suffered no negative consequences.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 05:34 PM (y7DUB)
it's a failure-to-capitalize; "anti-Democratic", as in, against demonrat party "ethics".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 05:34 PM (uQuhA)
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 05:25 PM (g+oT6)
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Done just like a Democrat then.
That actually was the one caveat I was thinking about that success could be defined as what gives them what they want (power over others).
That's why they don't have a whole lot of success with what they say they are doing because all their effort is put toward what they want but aren't telling you.
Clintons were "successful" in Haiti if by success you mean pocketing a lot of cash and not giving aid to the Haitians. CGI was very successful in letting the Clintons live luxuriously.
Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2021 05:34 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 05:34 PM (4fSQf)
the sun's zooming in
Meltdown expected
the wheat is growing thin
Engines stop running
but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
And I
live by the river
Posted by: Guy that relates everything to a Clash song at August 03, 2021 05:34 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:27 PM (k39e/)
Someone here coined the description, 'chubby, bald, Schmee from Robin Williams' version of Peter Pan'. I have shamelessly stolen that and used it very effectively to meet people i work remotely with in meat space.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 03, 2021 05:34 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 05:34 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 05:31 PM (Irn0L)
Is there an Admiral Ackbar, by any chance??
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2021 05:35 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 03, 2021 05:35 PM (g7CEa)
It took the Republicans 20 years to finally realize they were playing by the wrong rule book. Too late by then. Now many still don't get it. Trump did which is why he is adored.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 03, 2021 05:35 PM (wb4G5)
They were advised by an Army NBC (nuclear bio chem specialist) Officer that a child's lungs could not handle adult doses of CS gas. They gassed them anyway.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 05:35 PM (49Exr)
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The only people I say the same stuff to IRL that I say on here are the only people I care about. The others would sell me down the river for a shiny nickel or a sliver of convenience.
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 05:36 PM (g+oT6)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 03, 2021 05:36 PM (qoz/n)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:37 PM (Jd8Rz)
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2021 05:37 PM (6Je/Q)
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Habeas corpus?
Right to speedy trial?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 03, 2021 05:37 PM (UjxYw)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 03, 2021 05:22 PM (rStan)
Except for the victims and witnesses . I'm sorry there is no video Mr. McCarthy. Speaking of video, have you seen The Audacity of Grope?
Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 05:37 PM (2DOZq)
Oddly enough the left really likes guys that shoot defenseless women.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 05:37 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur
Hard to understand God will forgive us, when a bunch of us won't forgive ourselves...Which does set us apart from the left.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 03, 2021 05:37 PM (r1z5A)
**
I'm hoping it's as simple as this and that it's not their ace in the hole that they knew they could use to distract the press from something REALLY bad like the vaccines hurting people.
How is Dr Jill doing, btw?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 03, 2021 05:37 PM (g7CEa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:27 PM (k39e/)
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I'm just as pretty as somebody who dropped dead, though.
Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2021 05:37 PM (XHhHI)
You'd think someone would have mentioned this by now
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 05:17 PM (AwPyG)
They'll answer that you can refuse. But if you do...you don't get to live a normal life...like eating. See? Totally up to you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 03, 2021 05:38 PM (nR2nR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:38 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2021 05:35 PM (6Je/Q)
LOL, no
The funny thing the people in my position are the subject matter experts on our Corps and the Navy in general and our "Flags" are usually just the pretty faces who checked all the boxes for the Promotion Boards.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 05:38 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 05:38 PM (oWBc3)
Oh, if only.
I think I still have some Pesos around here somewhere.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 03, 2021 05:38 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 05:38 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:38 PM (Jd8Rz)
Thank you, Nearsider. You're very kind and I hope that, if there is a NoVaMoMe next year, I will see you and be able to buy you a drink.
What I meant to say, though, was that people's reactions to the "pandemic" showed me just how shallow ahe majority of my "friendships" were and how I had more or less wasted years hanging with people who really didn't care whether I was there or not. It is, in its own way, a bracing and clarifying moment.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 05:39 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 03, 2021 05:39 PM (CJ5ek)
Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2021 05:37 PM (XHhHI)
I don't believe you, but even if I did you've got humor which, I think is a very appealing attribute to most women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:39 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2021 05:34 PM (XHhHI)
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Careful. I've mentioned before the biggest insult in my house by far is "you sound like a lefty" or formerly "you're just like a liberal". Wifey would sooner I call her a bitch than a leftard.
Everything else you said was correct.
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 05:39 PM (g+oT6)
Posted by: DNC & MSM at August 03, 2021 05:27 PM (a3Q+t)
It matters greatly! Whom is in charge of updating the online training? Did you ever think of that?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at August 03, 2021 05:39 PM (weGKL)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 05:34 PM (y7DUB)
No Controlling Legal Authority - FTW!!!!!
Posted by: HillLOL! at August 03, 2021 05:39 PM (meTku)
For what it's worth I have been told to drop dead.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 05:39 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2021 05:35 PM (6Je/Q)
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Ala Ackbar, it's a trap.
Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2021 05:40 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:38 PM (Jd8Rz)
I like that guy... he sticks by his guns, does what he says he's going to do...
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2021 05:40 PM (6Je/Q)
Save the Planet!
Burn a
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:31 PM (Jd8Rz)
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 05:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Robert17 at August 03, 2021 05:40 PM (Z5cC7)
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 05:40 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 05:40 PM (v0R5T)
That's why they want all conservative sites down. And yet the RINOs still don't get that if they cut us all off, their lives won't be worth a nickel no matter how agreeable and collegiate they've been.
The traitors never understand that once they've committed treason, NO ONE will ever trust them again. And will do away with them as fast as they can safely do so. Pence is going to find that out in the next 3 years.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 03, 2021 05:40 PM (wb4G5)
...or in Cuomo's case handsy.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 05:41 PM (cSyAR)
_Haaretz
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:41 PM (Jd8Rz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 05:41 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:38 PM
I will take something that should never had to happen except for politics for $1,000 Alex.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 05:41 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 03, 2021 05:41 PM (V8JPv)
Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2021 05:37 PM (XHhHI)
I don't believe you, but even if I did you've got humor which, I think is a very appealing attribute to most women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 05:39 PM (k39e/)
Maybe THAT'S why she married me... had to have been SOME reason...
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2021 05:42 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 03, 2021 05:42 PM (wb4G5)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 03, 2021 05:42 PM (qoz/n)
Posted by: ...
Well, duh...
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 03, 2021 05:42 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 03, 2021 05:43 PM (NXZ4e)
For what it's worth I have been told to drop dead.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 05:39 PM (cSyAR)
Drop dead, handsome.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 05:43 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 05:43 PM (meTku)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 05:39 PM (2JVJo)
I'd enjoy a drink with you.
And yes. You're correct. I had several epiphanial (apocryphal?) moments during this past year. Partly about those around me and partly about myself.
Realizing you aren't where you want to be in life's ocean is step one. Step two is getting you effing paddle in the water.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at August 03, 2021 05:43 PM (cvNl1)
Posted by: Robert17 at August 03, 2021 05:40 PM (Z5cC7)
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I'm calling for the District of Columbia to observe DC v. Heller decision (200
and grant Dick Heller the right to own a firearm within the city limits. Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2021 05:43 PM (XHhHI)
quickies
Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 05:43 PM (meTku)
Quickies after a Cuomo thread seems provocative.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 05:43 PM (cSyAR)
It matters greatly! Whom is in charge of updating the online training? Did you ever think of that?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at August 03, 2021 05:39 PM (weGKL)
This is what two monitors are good for. Take all that levty stupid shit, mute the audio, and click 'next' periodically. Shows good citizenship for the gray man camoflage.
Follow me for more bullshit corporate weenie recipes.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 03, 2021 05:44 PM (VcFUs)
Press: So you're resigning?
Janet Reno: What, no of course not.
Posted by: alexthechick
If you recall her press conference, it was much worse. She said she takes full responsibility, and then laid blame on all the underlings and other agencies who (she claimed) lied to her or were incompetent. It was really something to see, but the press responded not by asking her to resign, but by saying how brave she was for all her accusations.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 03, 2021 05:44 PM (s5/vm)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:44 PM (Jd8Rz)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 03, 2021 05:44 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 03, 2021 05:44 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 05:37 PM (4fSQf) "
Why not ?
They're gonna need a lot more of them to complete their program ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 05:44 PM (uQuhA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 05:33 PM (Irn0L)
Pretty sure he predicted this
Posted by: Groveler Andew Cumho at August 03, 2021 05:44 PM (M+Lyo)
I think I've seen this one before. We pay off North Korea to behave, and when they need more money they misbehave.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 05:44 PM (49Exr)
Posted by: Ralph at August 03, 2021 05:44 PM (5FiEy)
Posted by: Furious George at August 03, 2021 05:44 PM (9vQJW)
Press: So you're resigning?
Janet Reno: What, no of course not.
Posted by: alexthechick
If you recall her press conference, it was much worse. She said she takes full responsibility, and then laid blame on all the underlings and other agencies who (she claimed) lied to her or were incompetent. It was really something to see, but the press responded not by asking her to resign, but by saying how brave she was for all her accusations.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 03, 2021 05:44 PM (s5/vm)
Made me sick to my stomach
Posted by: Groveler Andew Cumho at August 03, 2021 05:45 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 05:46 PM (v0R5T)
#BREAKING: CDC Director Issues New Eviction Moratorium Through Oct. 3 -
https://tinyurl.com/ygcwbtge
Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 05:46 PM (cF8AT)
Sure a 1500 foot aircraft carrier is nice but when all your enemy has is a few inflatables then they're not much use.
I guess that's what those littoral ships were all about but of course they let Admirals and pencil pushers at the puzzle palace design them. I remember we had some Riverine force boats that were pretty good for enclosed waters. Put a marine landing force amphibious ship in there for dockage and put those F**kers down.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 03, 2021 05:47 PM (wb4G5)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:47 PM (Jd8Rz)
_Haaretz
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 05:41 PM
Hey it's 1987 all over again.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2021 05:48 PM (JUOKG)
I guess that's what those littoral ships were all about but of course they let Admirals and pencil pushers at the puzzle palace design them. I remember we had some Riverine force boats that were pretty good for enclosed waters. Put a marine landing force amphibious ship in there for dockage and put those F**kers down.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 03, 2021 05:47 PM
or, loan the Cajun Navy some light crew-served weapons & turn'em loose
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2021 05:51 PM (DUIap)
F' that.. The CDC director? Seriously?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2021 05:53 PM (Zmnko)
nood
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 05:56 PM (MlLUG)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
It's is rather disappointing when you finally realize it. I thought, all that wasted time. Boy was I a fool.
Posted by: Infidel at werk at August 03, 2021 05:57 PM (/oG9s)
August 03, 2021 04:59
I vaguely remember that. I'll have to look it up, see if any of it is available.
Posted by: Farmer at August 03, 2021 06:08 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at August 03, 2021 06:19 PM (Qc+Wp)
It may have once been based on Columbus, but it means so much more - a strong, powerful woman standing up to oppressors.
Thing abut leftists - not only are they butt hurt about shit that occurred a century ago, but they are deeply stupid.
Posted by: Inspector kemp at August 03, 2021 06:31 PM (Szvj6)
Now, meh. Dump the asshole.
Posted by: Inspector kemp at August 03, 2021 06:33 PM (Szvj6)
Posted by: sound awake at August 03, 2021 09:38 PM (BQ5+M)
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