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Lego Tactical Assault Squad Cafe:

Puppy found in duffel bag, missing his front paws, is a big strong (running, jumping) dog now.

Baby miniature horse is rejected by her mother, but adopted by nice humans.

Adorable: excited mother dog shows rescuers where her puppies are hiding.

Pittie who was injured and then dumped in a field by her former owners begs a much nicer human for help.

Steve Inman commentary: a compilation of some clips. A soyboy gets knocked the F out at the end.

Another compilation.

BTW, I know you want more Steve Inman. So do I. He's not pumping out as many videos as he used to, alas.

So this clip is kinda bad but don't worry too much, Inman claims the guy courted his fate.


Posted by: Ace at 07:34 PM




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1 There it is

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 06:33 PM (7J42R)

2 No Bats.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 06:35 PM (X5/7U)

3 Podium?

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (Cxk7w)

4 *SIREN*
New Survey USA California recall poll: Yes 51% No 40%

Posted by: Mark1871 at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (xPl2J)

5 Does anyone else think Cuomo looks like a Mafia Barney Fife?

Posted by: Blocked for a your mama joke at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (JjMWb)

6 The drinking lamp is LIT

Posted by: Miklos will find something to celebrate at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (QzkSJ)

7 Let's see what we have tonight

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (Cxk7w)

8 I hope we can have cute animal videos in the camps. It should make things seem less terrible.

Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 06:37 PM (mbFEM)

9 Jesus Christ, I just added one hundred years to my age.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 04, 2021 06:37 PM (xPl2J)

10 Animal cruelty makes me angry. We're not British, you know.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

11 6 The drinking lamp is LIT
Posted by: Miklos will find something to celebrate at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (QzkSJ)


Yes.

Yes it is.

Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 06:41 PM (mbFEM)

12 O.K. The Gov. Cuomo thing was amusing, but he wasn't watching Howdy Doody, which was on from 1947-60. He isn't that old.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2021 06:41 PM (k39e/)

13 8 I hope we can have cute animal videos in the camps. It should make things seem less terrible.
Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 06:37 PM (mbFEM)

In Communist America Camp, cute animal have YOU.

Posted by: Comrade Otter at August 04, 2021 06:43 PM (oHd/0)

14 To the Right

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 06:43 PM (H/umX)

15 Here is a doggie video short from Bad Blue's best 20 Tweets today
https://tinyurl.com/bpbjksdh

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 06:43 PM (Cxk7w)

16 12 O.K. The Gov. Cuomo thing was amusing, but he wasn't watching Howdy Doody, which was on from 1947-60. He isn't that old.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2021 06:41 PM (k39e/)

He is 63... I'm 62 and remember watching reruns.

Posted by: Comrade Otter at August 04, 2021 06:44 PM (oHd/0)

17 11 6 The drinking lamp is LIT
Posted by: Miklos will find something to celebrate at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (QzkSJ)

Yes.

Yes it is.
Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 06:41 PM (mbFEM)

Under pre retirement rules, I'd still have about 15 more minutes (4:45 here)... but now?

/gets up to go get a cocktail

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 06:45 PM (oHd/0)

18 It's a sick bastard who can hurt an animal or a child.

They don't deserve to live.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 06:48 PM (iydjf)

19 it reminds me of when I was babysitting, once, and I told the parents when they came home that the cat had given birth to her kittens in their bedroom closet.

Turns out they didn't have a cat

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 06:50 PM (AwPyG)

20 Why isn't Cuomo back at the capital grilling Italian sausages? He could be making bank.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 06:50 PM (bCkNL)

21 It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 04, 2021 06:50 PM (xopIz)

22 18 It's a sick bastard who can hurt an animal or a child.

They don't deserve to live.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 06:48 PM (iydjf)

yes on animals

case by case basis on children

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2021 06:51 PM (YK4Qh)

23 Cows are starving in northern Mexico. Guess I'll go with the Tacos Gobernador.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

24 >>Inman...courted his fate

Yuba City, California.

Beautiful. Mutated. Birthplace of ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:51 PM (xK9An)

25 Those lions know ain't no one gonna fuck with them.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2021 06:51 PM (R/m4+)

26 I know Ace says they come out OK but the beginnings of some of the pet videos are hard to take.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 06:52 PM (Cxk7w)

27 >>case by case basis on children
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2021 06:51 PM (YK4Qh)

The British children.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:52 PM (xK9An)

28 No Bats, Another disappointing evening for Duncanthrax.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 06:52 PM (w3Unh)

29 The drinking lamp is LIT
Posted by: Miklos will find something to celebrate at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM


This is why we need drunk detectors in cars, STAT!

Posted by: Your Betters in Congress at August 04, 2021 06:53 PM (a3Q+t)

30 *SIREN*
New Survey USA California recall poll: Yes 51% No 40%
Posted by: Mark1871 at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (xPl2J)
.........

Prepare the shenanigans.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

31 Andrew Cuomo = Virgil Sollozzo

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:54 PM (xK9An)

32 @julie_kelly2

BIG NEWS:

D'Souzas Donate $100,000 to January 6 Family Fund.

https://tinyurl.com/yz9ddmxn

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 06:55 PM (cF8AT)

33 Onions, peppers and maybe a little cheese. Andrew can whip up some meatball sliders too, if you like.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 06:55 PM (bCkNL)

34 Al Franken talks with his hands.

Posted by: torabora at August 04, 2021 06:55 PM (GuMjT)

35 17 11 6 The drinking lamp is LIT
Posted by: Miklos will find something to celebrate

at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (QzkSJ)
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Coast Guard anniversary?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 06:55 PM (H/umX)

36 Is it fetishizing black women if you want one as a girlfriend because they would be great backup in a fight?

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2021 06:56 PM (0jZnq)

37 It is nice to be retired. Mandatory vaccination for active duty? I fart in your general direction.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 06:56 PM (gpKIi)

38 I hit a Hereford bull on the head with a two by four when I was 15, breaking the board on it head.

It kept walking in the direction it wanted to go (not back in the fencing).

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2021 06:57 PM (5We2S)

39 @30

RE: recall election. I should be more optimistic because the bad guys must be a little nervous, since the audits are exposing the methods they use.

Then I remember that ballot harvesting is legal, here. And you can vote in any precinct in the state--not just your neighborhood one, where they'd recognize a fraudster. So then I'm pessimistic again

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 06:57 PM (AwPyG)

40 25 Those lions know ain't no one gonna fuck with them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2021 06:51 PM (R/m4+)
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"It's good to be the king."

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 06:57 PM (H/umX)

41 Is it fetishizing black women if you want one as a girlfriend because they would be great backup in a fight?

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2021 06:56 PM (0jZnq)

No.

Posted by: Wash at August 04, 2021 06:57 PM (4I/2K)

42 >>36 Is it fetishizing black women if you want one as a girlfriend because they would be great backup in a fight? Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2021 06:56 PM (0jZnq)

Good. Better, though, to collect them, arm them, disrespec they mommas, and point them at the enemy.

Warfare.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:58 PM (xK9An)

43 Super Court ruled ballot harvesting illegal.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 06:58 PM (H/umX)

44 The audits were bombshell after bombshell. For about two weeks. Then radio silence for four weeks.

Not... as they say in the business, a good sign.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 06:59 PM (mlEI/)

45 I do like the Steve videos for laughs

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 06:59 PM (Cxk7w)

46 Then I remember that ballot harvesting is legal, here. And you can vote in any precinct in the state--not just your neighborhood one, where they'd recognize a fraudster. So then I'm pessimistic again
Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 06:57 PM (AwPyG)


Now do 2022

Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:00 PM (mbFEM)

47 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 04, 2021 07:00 PM (arJlL)

48 Just found out a couple we know came down with "breakthrough" wuflu. Both vaxxed, both got pretty sick and are now recovering. Tri-Delt variant? Waning vaccine? We'll probably never know (because no one will test for it or tell you the real results if they did).

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 04, 2021 07:01 PM (uhPTO)

49 Mexico seeks $10-billion in damages from U.S. gunmakers
MEXICO CITY, Aug 4 (Reuters) -- Mexico sued several gun makers in a U.S. federal court on Wednesday, accusing them of negligent business practices that generated illegal arms trafficking which led to deaths in Mexico.

The lawsuit alleges that units of Smith & Wesson (SWBI.O); Barrett Firearms; Colt's Manufacturing Company; Glock Inc; Sturm, Ruger & Co Inc and others knew their business practices generated illegal arms trafficking in Mexico.

The companies did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 07:01 PM (UHVv4)

50 Super Court ruled ballot harvesting illegal.

**

ha. They really, truly don't know that they made themselves impotent with their Pennsylvania election nonsense and the follow-up suits, do they?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 07:01 PM (bm04m)

51 I think that's the Guinea Pig version of Musical Chairs

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)

52 New CA law. Everyone over 18 is automatically registered to vote. Every voter has a vote automatically cast for the incumbent, unless they provide written documentation of the person they want to vote for no later than 366 days before the election. The law goes into effect today. Since the recall election is less than 366 days away, all votes go to newsom.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:02 PM (gpKIi)

53 @44

Umm, there's been a steady stream of information about the audits. Check out Bannon's War Room for a recap.

The evidence is there--and it's evidence that's hard to argue that it's made-up. Like how many mail in ballots were legally requested versus how many mail in ballots were tallied. Or how many people were registered to vote and voted AFTER election day. That kind of stuff.

Now we're waiting for someone to do something about it.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 07:03 PM (AwPyG)

54 49 Mexico seeks $10-billion in damages from U.S. gunmakers
MEXICO CITY, Aug 4 (Reuters) -- Mexico sued several gun makers in a U.S. federal court on Wednesday, accusing them of negligent business practices that generated illegal arms trafficking which led to deaths in Mexico.
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Tell me about those cargo containers full of munitions from China.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 07:03 PM (H/umX)

55 Andrew Cuomo = Virgil Sollozzo
Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:54 PM (xK9An)

Concur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2021 07:04 PM (R/m4+)

56 Mexico seeks $10-billion in damages from U.S. gunmakers
MEXICO CITY, Aug 4 (Reuters) -- Mexico sued several gun makers in a U.S. federal court on Wednesday, accusing them of negligent business practices that generated illegal arms trafficking which led to deaths in Mexico.

The lawsuit alleges that units of Smith & Wesson (SWBI.O); Barrett Firearms; Colt's Manufacturing Company; Glock Inc; Sturm, Ruger & Co Inc and others knew their business practices generated illegal arms trafficking in Mexico.

The companies did not immediately respond to requests for comment.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)


Pay them with illegals !

Posted by: JT at August 04, 2021 07:04 PM (arJlL)

57 @52

You know, you wouldn't be that shocked.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 07:05 PM (AwPyG)

58 Is it fetishizing black women if you want one as a girlfriend because they would be great backup in a fight?

They fight like penguins, just slapping each other as if they had fins.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:05 PM (+LCoQ)

59 Now we're waiting for someone to do something about it.
Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 07:03 PM


Steiner ... Steiner will come ...

Posted by: You Know Who at August 04, 2021 07:05 PM (a3Q+t)

60 43 Super Court ruled ballot harvesting illegal.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 06:58 PM (H/umX)


Ballot harvesting is a made up right wing conspiracy theory!

Also, it is a fantastic thing that happens and you are racist if you oppose it.

Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:05 PM (mbFEM)

61 Showed wife that link up at#15, she said she saw a dog just like that. Said we could get one but she said no dogs or cats.
Wonder if I could get a pet otter?

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 07:05 PM (Cxk7w)

62 Now we're waiting for someone to do something about it.
Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 07:03 PM (AwPyG)

I'm well aware of the bombshells. All I'm saying artemis is don't get your hopes up too high on the final tally. They're giving me that special sinking Snack Barr Comey feeling. I'd love to be wrong.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 07:06 PM (mlEI/)

63 Ok, we seek $1 trillion in damages from mexico for sending all of their criminals here. And Cabo. Because anyone who visits Cabo, then bores me with stories of Cabo causes me emotional trauma.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:06 PM (gpKIi)

64 The lawsuit alleges that units of Smith & Wesson (SWBI.O); Barrett Firearms; Colt's Manufacturing Company; Glock Inc; Sturm, Ruger & Co Inc and others knew their business practices generated illegal arms trafficking in Mexico.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 07:01 PM

RMBS, J.: LOLGF!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2021 07:06 PM (rBtIz)

65 >>knew their business practices generated illegal arms trafficking in Mexico.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 07:01 PM (UHVv4)

"Yes, we knew this. Also, we have purchased the 7 attorneys in your nation competent enough to pose any legal threat. Here is a bag of mulch. Stop gabbling in your fake made-up language and go spread this under some American's azaleas."

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 07:06 PM (xK9An)

66 Mexico sueing gunmakers? The curse of Eric Holder strikes again.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:06 PM (w3Unh)

67 Big time gun ban in Mexico, with one (1) government run gun store in the entire nation. They can sell something like six (6) guns a day if the buyers have jumped through the hoops to secure one.

So guns are EXTREMELY illegal. With that in mind, why is someone who is willing to risk it going to get a Ruger 10/22 or Smith and Wesson revolver when there are tons of full auto anything you want available via the cartels?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 07:06 PM (bm04m)

68 Mexico seeks $10-billion in damages from U.S. gunmakers

MEXICO CITY, Aug 4 (Reuters) -- Mexico sued several gun makers in a U.S. federal court on Wednesday, accusing them of negligent business practices that generated illegal arms trafficking which led to deaths in Mexico.

====

Tell 'em to take it up with the birthday boy...and his 'wing man'.

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 07:06 PM (cF8AT)

69 And remember in GA they purged over 100,000 dead voters off the rolls AFTER the election.

Margin of victory was 12,000

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 07:06 PM (AwPyG)

70 The companies did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

Mexico should send up some of their marshals to crash Obama's B-day party. Sure to find a number of the masterminds involved with the Fast n Furious Gun Smuggling Scheme in attendance there.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:07 PM (+LCoQ)

71 You want a fighter get a skinny Irish girl.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 07:07 PM (H/umX)

72 andycanuck shame they didn't name Barky and Eric Holder in that.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 07:07 PM (Cxk7w)

73 Wonder if I could get a pet otter?

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 07:05 PM (Cxk7w)

....

You could surprise her with one!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2021 07:07 PM (5We2S)

74 The pony story made me a little hoarse.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 07:07 PM (UHVv4)

75 Jesus Christ, I just added one hundred years to my age.


Posted by: Mark1971 at August 04, 2021 06:37 PM (xPl2J)


I was wondering when you were going to notice that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 07:07 PM (K0bra)

76 Moron Robbie @67- Here you go. Mexican government=cartels=Mexican government=cartels. See how that works?

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2021 07:08 PM (0OP+5)

77 71 You want a fighter get a skinny Irish girl.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 07:07 PM (H/umX)


Never piss off a Latina.

Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:09 PM (mbFEM)

78 So the globalist are in a hurry to see just how far they can make people go.

Dance. Pow pow. Dance.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 04, 2021 07:09 PM (qoz/n)

79 The lawsuit alleges that units of Smith & Wesson (SWBI.O); Barrett Firearms; Colt's Manufacturing Company; Glock Inc; Sturm, Ruger & Co Inc and others knew their business practices generated illegal arms trafficking in Mexico.

Will be interesting to see if a similar lawsuit is against the Soviet Bloc and Chinese makers/importers of the predominant AK-47.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:09 PM (+LCoQ)

80 @77 - true dat

Posted by: Blacksheep at August 04, 2021 07:10 PM (6mvRv)

81 @julie_kelly2

BIG NEWS:

D'Souzas Donate $100,000 to January 6 Family Fund.

https://tinyurl.com/yz9ddmxn
Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 06:55 PM (cF8AT)


how much did Trump donate .....?

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 07:10 PM (V13WU)

82 I'm Italian, I can carry a grudge into a vendetta any day of the week.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:10 PM (w3Unh)

83 Active duty will get mandatory vax.

People said this will cause many to leave the service.

I do not think so.

Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:11 PM (mbFEM)

84 63 Ok, we seek $1 trillion in damages from mexico for sending all of their criminals here. And Cabo. Because anyone who visits Cabo, then bores me with stories of Cabo causes me emotional trauma.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:06 PM (gpKIi)


Dude!

Posted by: Sammy Hagar at August 04, 2021 07:11 PM (PiwSw)

85 No Bats, Another disappointing evening for Duncanthrax.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 06:52 PM


Recently, it certainly hasn't been like the halcyon days of Cafe legend.

But we can't let adversity get us down. I'm keeping the faith in ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)

86 Are those rats?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 07:12 PM (4fSQf)

87 Well should call it a night, had to nap when got home today.
Have a nice evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 07:12 PM (Cxk7w)

88 Shadow President Obama scales back his Super-Spreader Party by firing Pearl Jam and replacing them with Pearl Jelly.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 04, 2021 07:12 PM (Ndje9)

89
Italian Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2021 07:12 PM (/U27+)

90 82 I'm Italian, I can carry a grudge into a vendetta any day of the week.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:10 PM (w3Unh)

I hear ya! I'm Sicilian.

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 07:12 PM (cF8AT)

91 Ace, you weren't lion about the effectiveness of that roadblock.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 04, 2021 07:13 PM (Agr8U)

92 Jesus Christ, I just added one hundred years to my age.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 04, 2021 06:37 PM


I suspect Vic is not impressed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 07:13 PM (a3Q+t)

93 I think all future voting will be a contest to see who can cheat the best.

Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 04, 2021 07:13 PM (FgPjD)

94 I was wondering when you were going to notice that.


Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 07:07 PM (K0bra)
I went to the optometrist today for the first time in my life. Got some glasses on order. I need them.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 04, 2021 07:14 PM (xPl2J)

95 Here's a joke:

Biden, Obama, Harris and Cuomo all get on a plane and it hits the side of a mountain.



Sorry, I forgot the punchline.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 07:14 PM (4fSQf)

96 Forced "vaccinations"(aka flu shots) --- forced medical procedures....you know who else forced medical procedures on innocent people ???

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 07:14 PM (V13WU)

97 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at August 04, 2021 07:14 PM (arJlL)

98 Tami, I knew I loved you!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:14 PM (w3Unh)

99 Active duty will get mandatory vax.
People said this will cause many to leave the service.
I do not think so.


Those in uniform enjoy engaging in sodomy, surrendering to foreign nations, protecting domestic terrorists and communists, and entirely leaving undefended the interests of We The People. So it doesn't surprise me that those in the Democratic Party Military will meekly go about and get the Kill Shot.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:14 PM (+LCoQ)

100 The lawsuit alleges that units of Smith & Wesson (SWBI.O); Barrett Firearms; Colt's Manufacturing Company; Glock Inc; Sturm, Ruger & Co Inc and others knew their business practices generated illegal arms trafficking in Mexico.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 07:01 PM

Funny how commies like Kalashnikov/Russia, the Chinese, etc. have not been sued for the millions of AKMs floating around the planet.

Not to mention RPGs, RPDs, RPKs, etc, etc.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2021 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

101 And we should counter-sue Mexico and China for all of the fentenyl crossing the border.

Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 04, 2021 07:15 PM (FgPjD)

102 96 Forced "vaccinations"(aka flu shots) --- forced medical procedures....you know who else forced medical procedures on innocent people ???
Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 07:14 PM (V13WU)

Jack the Ripper?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 07:15 PM (4fSQf)

103 I guess the BATFE, FBI, CIA, DEA, DHS, ICE, Border Patrol and Customs, etc. serve no purpose when it comes to gun trafficking. What a fucking farce. Those gun running manufacturers are smart.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 07:15 PM (bCkNL)

104
Why isn't there mandatory pizza?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2021 07:15 PM (/U27+)

105 The drinking lamp is LIT
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A toast to some fine Americans!

Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 07:15 PM (+ya+t)

106 Has there ever been a sport car called the Vendetta?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at August 04, 2021 07:16 PM (cSyAR)

107 98 Tami, I knew I loved you!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:14 PM (w3Unh)

And backatcha!

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 07:16 PM (cF8AT)

108 >>93 I think all future voting will be a contest to see who can cheat the best. Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 04, 2021 07:13 PM (FgPjD)

If this is so, we will eventually be ruled from afar by a Nigerian strongman/warlord, modalities and remaining blessed.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 07:16 PM (xK9An)

109 Hey Ace....what are you wearing now?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 04, 2021 07:16 PM (qoz/n)

110 I went to the optometrist today for the first time in my life. Got some glasses on order. I need them.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 04, 2021 07:14 PM (xPl2J)


Reading glasses? I'm the same age as you and I've had them for a few years now. I've been wearing regular glasses since junior high.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 07:16 PM (K0bra)

111 I think it was the ATF's business practices that were the problem.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:17 PM (gpKIi)

112 how much did Trump donate .....?
Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 07:10 PM (V13WU)

his peace of mind

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2021 07:17 PM (YK4Qh)

113 This is because piece of shit remington settled. Now there is precedent and blood in the water

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:17 PM (gpKIi)

114 Did the plane hit Mt. Rushmore?

Posted by: klaftern at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (r4sI4)

115 Biden, Obama, Harris and Cuomo all get on a plane and it hits the side of a mountain.

Sorry, I forgot the punchline.
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$20 the same as in town??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (UHVv4)

116 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w3Unh)

117 The gun manufacturers sold guns, knowing they would go to people who purchased guns!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:19 PM (gpKIi)

118 95 Here's a joke:
Biden, Obama, Harris and Cuomo all get on a plane and it hits the side of a mountain.

Sorry, I forgot the punchline.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 07:14 PM (4fSQf)
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Ron Brown special?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 07:19 PM (H/umX)

119 andycanuck, A National Fucking Holiday.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:20 PM (w3Unh)

120 President Pelosi is not looking so bad at this point.

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 07:20 PM (Tnijr)

121 What did the mountain do to deserve that?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:20 PM (gpKIi)

122 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
-------------
I think the side eye is all you'll need with that crew!

Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 07:21 PM (+ya+t)

123 I don't remember why Ron Brown didn't kill himself. I remember the crash, i was deployed in the general area at the time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:22 PM (gpKIi)

124 120 President Pelosi is not looking so bad at this point.
Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 07:20 PM (Tnijr)

you guys close early there, huh ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2021 07:22 PM (YK4Qh)

125 83 Active duty will get mandatory vax.

People said this will cause many to leave the service.

I do not think so.
Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:11 PM (mbFEM)

this vaccine is less dangerous than the anthrax one was

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 07:22 PM (YkawN)

126 Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 04, 2021 07:13 PM (FgPjD)

He will be back.

In #twoweeks

Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:22 PM (mbFEM)

127 Wasn't Ron Brown the lawyer on Whitewater?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 07:23 PM (4fSQf)

128 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w3Unh)


Bluebell on bass & backup vocals.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:23 PM (ghoDT)

129 You could fill an A380 with lefty scumbags and still only scratch the surface. But, hey... it is a great start, but there is so much more to be done!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:23 PM (gpKIi)

130 Reading glasses? I'm the same age as you and I've
had them for a few years now. I've been wearing regular glasses since
junior high.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 07:16 PM (K0bra)
I've been using a cheap pair of reading glasses for a few years. The ones I'm getting have progressive lenses.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 04, 2021 07:23 PM (xPl2J)

131 Anna Puma on Air Support

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 07:24 PM (4fSQf)

132 Ron Brown helped transfer authority to sell Lorel to the Chinese to commerce(?) in order to avoid the special tech sales law.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 07:24 PM (H/umX)

133 The gun manufacturers sold guns, knowing they would go to people who purchased guns!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:19 PM (gpKIi)


THE PERFECT CRIME

Posted by: hogmartin always wants to say that at August 04, 2021 07:24 PM (ghoDT)

134 hogmartin, I was just getting to Helena Handbasket as sniper.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:24 PM (w3Unh)

135 So I'm behind, but someone explain to me how 50 cases of the Chinese Flu per 100,000 residents - in one week - is a "substantial" outbreak. This is .05 percent of the people.

This is insanity.

Posted by: Mookie at August 04, 2021 07:25 PM (u+Y3T)

136 Viking Queen on...Greenland recon!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2021 07:25 PM (PiwSw)

137 Remember when Clinton paid the Commie Chinese to launch our top secret satellite instead of letting NASA do it?

And then it 'blew up' on the launch pad?

Then China made incredible advances in technology?

Good times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 07:26 PM (4fSQf)

138 I am thinking the eviction thing may be the straw.

Landlords with nothing to lose will lock out their freeloading tenants and just say take me to court. The President already said it's unconstitutional.

What happens after that is when the sportiness gets likely.

Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:28 PM (mbFEM)

139 Where do you bury the survivors?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2021 07:28 PM (63Dwl)

140 128 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w3Unh)

Bluebell on bass & backup vocals.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:23 PM (ghoDT)

Starting to sound like an 'Expendables' movie.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:28 PM (oHd/0)

141 Akancided a planeload of folks to get Ron Brown and laughed about it at his funeralization.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2021 07:28 PM (0OP+5)

142 Dallas County Commissioner J.J. Koch (a Republican) was ordered out of a courtroom by the presiding county judge for not wearing a mask. "Judge" Clay Jenkins (a Democrat) asked a bailiff to escort the commissioner out after everyone else agreed to don a mask, leaving him the only one to refuse, as video of the incident shows...

This is even after Governor Abbott signed an Executive Order forbidding Communists like Clay Jenkins from doing this very thing.

So basically, Communist Clay ordered a County Commissioner out of a lawful assembly at the barrel of a gun. They are willing to kill people in cold blood over a fucking mask.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:29 PM (+LCoQ)

143 140 128 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w3Unh)

Bluebell on bass & backup vocals.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:23 PM (ghoDT)

Starting to sound like an 'Expendables' movie.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:28 PM (oHd/0)

Or, if they drove a Black Van? the 'AOS Team'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:29 PM (oHd/0)

144 Wasn't Ron Brown an actor on Barney Miller? Or did he just look like that dude?

Posted by: Mookie at August 04, 2021 07:29 PM (u+Y3T)

145 Eris, Lizzy, Jordan, Miley...

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 07:29 PM (vJwXZ)

146 Garrett

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 07:29 PM (vJwXZ)

147
I am thinking the eviction thing may be the straw.

There have been a hell of a lot of straws.


https://youtu.be/zkzWyOaS8kU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2021 07:29 PM (63Dwl)

148 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w3Unh)
Bluebell on bass & backup
vocals.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:23 PM (ghoDT)

Starting to sound like an 'Expendables' movie.
Posted by: R




dirty dzen

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 07:30 PM (4Jold)

149 128 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w3Unh)

Bluebell on bass & backup vocals.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:23 PM (ghoDT)

.....

Starring Miley as Ms. Garrett.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2021 07:30 PM (5We2S)

150 Sea otters are super sweet. They hold hands while they sleep so they don't float away from each other. A group of sea otters is called a raft.

And they are the keepers of the kelp forest. Without otters, the sea urchins eat the kelp. Without kelp, no fish.

So eat fish and love sea otters!


SMOOCHES!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:30 PM (H3XYS)

151 Could ace mount a mini gun on the Vespa?

Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:31 PM (mbFEM)

152 Wasn't Ron Brown an actor on Barney Miller? Or did he just look like that dude?
Posted by: Mookie at August 04, 2021 07:29 PM (u+Y3T)

Ron Glass > Ron Brown

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2021 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

153 AtC as the Executioner, Keeper of Raptors and Trampoline Tester

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 07:31 PM (4fSQf)

154 Landlords with nothing to lose will lock out their freeloading tenants and just say take me to court. The President already said it's unconstitutional.

What happens after that is when the sportiness gets likely.


We are getting to the point where it just is easier to hire an illegal alien to dispose of the tenant. Heck, let the illegal alien stay in the furnished space for a month or two in payment, the previous tenant won't be needing anything left behind.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:31 PM (+LCoQ)

155 " Sea otters are super sweet. They hold hands while they sleep so they don't float away from each other."

Yeah. Super cute.

Posted by: The Orca at August 04, 2021 07:32 PM (Tnijr)

156 Wasn't Ron Brown an actor on Barney Miller? Or did he just look like that dude?

Posted by: Mookie at August 04, 2021 07:29 PM (u+Y3T)

.....

I believe he played at Auburn with Cadillac Williams.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2021 07:32 PM (5We2S)

157 144 Wasn't Ron Brown an actor on Barney Miller? Or did he just look like that dude?
Posted by: Mookie at August 04, 2021 07:29 PM (u+Y3T)
--------

See 132

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 07:32 PM (H/umX)

158 Sea Otters are the criminals of the sea, loathed by whales, fish and walruses for their unpleasant smell and distasteful jokes.

River Otters are better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 07:32 PM (4fSQf)

159 And tasty.

Posted by: The Orca at August 04, 2021 07:33 PM (Tnijr)

160 Sea otters are super sweet. They hold hands while they sleep so they don't float away from each other. A group of sea otters is called a raft.

And they are the keepers of the kelp forest. Without otters, the sea urchins eat the kelp. Without kelp, no fish.

So eat fish and love sea otters!


SMOOCHES!!!
Posted by: n


they are no baby seal

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 07:33 PM (4Jold)

161 Ha, the delta plus variant: https://tinyurl.com/tknrpnnr

Personally I am waiting for delta platinum.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2021 07:33 PM (r+sAi)

162 So basically, Communist Clay ordered a County
Commissioner out of a lawful assembly at the barrel of a gun. They
are willing to kill people in cold blood over a fucking mask.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:29 PM (+LCoQ)

No. That's factually wrong. The judge didn't do a damn thing on the other end of a gun. The "blue" did. A cop made that wish-cast by the idiot judge stick. Lets get this shit right. Lets at least be accurate. That judge wasn't willing to do anything. It took a cop.

Posted by: Unencumbered by the Weight at August 04, 2021 07:33 PM (FhtF7)

163 >>138 I am thinking the eviction thing may be the straw. What happens after that is when the sportiness gets likely. Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:28 PM (mbFEM)

The homeless evicted are the Melians in this arrangement. They'll endure what they must.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 07:34 PM (xK9An)

164 We are getting to the point where it just is easier to hire an illegal alien to dispose of the tenant. Heck, let the illegal alien stay in the furnished space for a month or two in payment, the previous tenant won't be needing anything left behind.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:31 PM (+LCoQ)

The Mafia was famous for enforcing rules, only problem is, they were not the rules given by Laws.

but the simple fact was that if you DID pay your protection money, you WERE pretty dang safe. You know, kind of like paying Taxes is supposed to make you?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:34 PM (oHd/0)

165 116 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w3Unh)

Does Ladyl know anything about black markets? Asking for a friend....

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 07:34 PM (cF8AT)

166 The Mafia was famous for enforcing rules, only problem is, they were not the rules given by Laws.

but the simple fact was that if you DID pay your protection money, you WERE pretty dang safe. You know, kind of like paying Taxes is supposed to make you?


[Looking at tax bill] might be cheaper to go with the Mafia, certainly get better service.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:35 PM (+LCoQ)

167 That judge wasn't willing to do anything. It took a cop.
Posted by: Unencumbered by the Weight at August 04, 2021 07:33 PM (FhtF7)

who is culpable, the person who ordered the dead, or the one who did the dead.

Judge made the order knowing the cops would enforce it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:35 PM (oHd/0)

168 Tami, Ladyl has Ukrainian connections.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:36 PM (w3Unh)

169 Delta Plus? Are these like big fat viruses?

Posted by: Delta ++ at August 04, 2021 07:37 PM (Tnijr)

170 Personally I am waiting for delta platinum.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Delta is ready when you are!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at August 04, 2021 07:37 PM (tjZg/)

171 Ha, the delta plus variant: https://tinyurl.com/tknrpnnr

Personally I am waiting for delta platinum.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2021 07:33 PM (r+sAi)


Delta XLS has heated power seats.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:37 PM (ghoDT)

172 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
-------------
I think the side eye is all you'll need with that crew!
Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 07:21 PM


A combined Time on Target 'The Look' would have a blast radius of at least 30 km.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

173 The "blue" did. A cop made that wish-cast by the idiot judge stick.

That is an interesting perspective. I wonder if Abbott will slap the $1k fine on the bailiff too.

(LOL, I make myself laugh its all theater)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:37 PM (+LCoQ)

174 New CA law. Everyone over 18 is automatically registered to vote. Every voter has a vote automatically cast for the incumbent, unless they provide written documentation of the person they want to vote for no later than 366 days before the election. The law goes into effect today. Since the recall election is less than 366 days away, all votes go to newsom.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:02 PM (gpKIi)

The recall is not on a standard ballot, he's on a yes/no question so that doesn't work for him. Newsome isn't on the replacement ballot question.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2021 07:38 PM (eoQWY)

175 Judge made the order knowing the cops would enforce it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:35 PM (oHd/0)

And the cop took a job, willingly, to blindly enforce whatever the judge says.
One feeds the other. Both are to blame. Neither should be without scorn. Neither deserves a "back me" sign on a rear pickup window.

Posted by: Unencumbered by the Weight at August 04, 2021 07:38 PM (FhtF7)

176 Ya know, a lot of Sherriff Taylor's girlfriends just disappeared without so much as a mention. Ellie, Mary, Peggy. Poof...gone.

Did they ever drag Myer's lake?

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 07:38 PM (cF8AT)

177 >>the one who did the dead. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:35 PM (oHd/0)

How *you* doin?

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at August 04, 2021 07:38 PM (xK9An)

178 172 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
-------------
I think the side eye is all you'll need with that crew!
Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 07:21 PM

A combined Time on Target 'The Look' would have a blast radius of at least 30 km.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

May no longer need the 'nuc from orbit to make sure'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:39 PM (oHd/0)

179 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 07:39 PM (MVjcR)

180 If you read the text of the eviction moratorium it is very limited on who gets to avoid eviction. It only applies to evictions where the tenant is being evicted for nonpayment of rent, for starters. All other evictions are fair game. To avoid eviction for nonpayment, the tenant must earn less than $99,000/ yr, be making less money because of covid, be making good faith efforts to pay partial rent, show proof they are attempting to get government rent assistance, be in a high covid county, AND show that they will have to move into a shelter as a result of the eviction. So my asshole tenant who has not paid rent in 2 months is going to be out on his ass. That and his lease expired in May, and that alone is fair game for eviction.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:40 PM (gpKIi)

181 Starting to sound like an 'Expendables' movie.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:28 PM (oHd/0)

Heh.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at August 04, 2021 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

182 Sup, y'all?
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 07:39 PM (MVjcR)


*kicks otter behind couch*

Nothin'. You?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:40 PM (ghoDT)

183 The recall is not on a standard ballot, he's on a yes/no question so that doesn't work for him. Newsome isn't on the replacement ballot question.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2021 07:38 PM (eoQWY)

Yup, sent mine in today.

Ballot issue 1? Recall Newsome.

Ballot issue 2? If Newty is recalled, who of these 30 or so candidates replaces him.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:41 PM (oHd/0)

184 Hiya Weasel !

Posted by: JT at August 04, 2021 07:41 PM (arJlL)

185 Delta Burke > Delta Plus

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2021 07:41 PM (5We2S)

186 *kicks otter behind couch*

Nothin'. You?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:40 PM (ghoDT)
---
I saw that!

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 07:41 PM (MVjcR)

187 Mrs. E just reminded me to tell you guys about our wienerhund chasing the neighbor's ducks into the lake, diving in after them, and calmly swimming over to the duck ramp and walking back along the pier. As far as I know Pepper has never been wet except in the deep sink getting a bath, which she hates. And it's obvious she don't know dick about gators, snapping turtles, and monster catfish neither.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2021 07:41 PM (0OP+5)

188 Sup, y'all?
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 07:39 PM


Y'all going to do any arboristing this week?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)

189 Hiya JT!

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 07:42 PM (MVjcR)

190 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:40 PM (gpKIi)

ie, Lawyers full employment order....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:42 PM (oHd/0)

191 So my asshole tenant who has not paid rent in 2 months is going to be out on his ass. That and his lease expired in May, and that alone is fair game for eviction.

I find it interesting that nearly all illegal aliens somehow manage to find a place to live.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:42 PM (+LCoQ)

192 The Washington Football Team, which dropped its controversial name a year ago, [what name was that, white man?] has banned Native American garb from its stadium. _ESPN

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 07:42 PM (H/umX)

193 The recall is not on a standard ballot, he's on a yes/no question so that doesn't work for him. Newsome isn't on the replacement ballot question.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2021 07:38 PM (eoQWY)

Are you forgetting the "These uncertain times" clause. There are no rules. It is the new normal.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:42 PM (gpKIi)

194 We love to fly and it shows

Posted by: Delta at August 04, 2021 07:43 PM (wYpPo)

195 Delta Don >> Delta Burke

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2021 07:43 PM (YK4Qh)

196
Y'all going to do any arboristing this week?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)
----
This coming week looks like a no go, but I'm hoping for the following week, I have a bunch of maintenance to do.

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 07:43 PM (MVjcR)

197 Posted by: AlaBAMA at August

You're just trying to bait me.

Neener! Neener!
You going to Tx?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:43 PM (U2p+3)

198 The Washington Football Team, which dropped its controversial name a year ago, [what name was that, white man?] has banned Native American garb from its stadium.

What if a fan is a Native American?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:43 PM (+LCoQ)

199 If I had an otter - sure as shit wouldn't kick it. And certainly not behind the couch.
That would be cool - a house otter. They're not rapey like a damn dolphin or Hollywood executive ... or so I've been reliably informed.
Maybe I should start small - with a House Otter. Just see how it goes.

Posted by: Unencumbered by the Weight at August 04, 2021 07:43 PM (FhtF7)

200 Holy crap I have a whypipo hash????

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 07:43 PM (wYpPo)

201 >>So my asshole tenant who has not paid rent in 2 months is going to be out on his ass. That and his lease expired in May, and that alone is fair game for eviction. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:40 PM (gpKIi)

CAT runs practically everything in this town except for the Bailey Building and Loan.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 07:44 PM (xK9An)

202 194 We love to fly and it shows
Posted by: Delta at August 04, 2021 07:43 PM (wYpPo)

shake your tail for me

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 04, 2021 07:44 PM (YK4Qh)

203 Well, in these trying, uncertain times we have to think of the lawyers!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:44 PM (gpKIi)

204 wienerhund!!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 04, 2021 07:44 PM (h4QWw)

205 Tami, Ladyl has Ukrainian connections.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:36 PM (w3Unh)

She knows John Wick?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus Belli) at August 04, 2021 07:45 PM (l7Kbv)

206 186 *kicks otter behind couch*

Nothin'. You?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:40 PM (ghoDT)
---
I saw that!
Posted by: Weasel a


I saw that you saw that and didn't kick hogmartin's ass!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:45 PM (U2p+3)

207 Ya know, a lot of Sherriff Taylor's girlfriends just disappeared without so much as a mention. Ellie, Mary, Peggy. Poof...gone.

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 07:38 PM (cF8AT)

......

All hotter than Helen Crump, IMO. I'd have even banged the Party Girl from Mt. Pilot or Darlene Darlin before I'd do that pinch-faced scold of a school marm.

#NeverCrump

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2021 07:45 PM (5We2S)

208 >>>I find it interesting that nearly all illegal aliens somehow manage to find a place to live.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:42 PM (+LCoQ)
------------

And pay their rent.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 07:46 PM (H/umX)

209 >So my asshole tenant who has not paid rent in 2 months is going to be out on his ass. That and his lease expired in May, and that alone is fair game for eviction. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 07:40 PM (gpKIi)

mine moved out last night but with a lil luck, I'll find another tonite

Posted by: Shep at August 04, 2021 07:46 PM (YK4Qh)

210 >>192 The Washington Football Team, which dropped its controversial name a year ago, [what name was that, white man?] has banned Native American garb from its stadium. _ESPN Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 07:42 PM (H/umX)

Stadium attendance drops by 5 to 17.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 07:46 PM (xK9An)

211 Holy crap I have a whypipo hash????
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 07:43 PM (wYpPo)


Even Pixy knows that you are a racist.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:46 PM (+LCoQ)

212 Delta Dawn what's that mask that you have on, could it be the one that you wore yesterday, and did I hear you say it don't matter anyway cause by sun-up you'll be gone.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2021 07:47 PM (0OP+5)

213 200 Holy crap I have a whypipo hash????
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 07:43 PM (wYpPo)

So racist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 07:47 PM (4fSQf)

214 AZ Hi Desert, Ladyl is quiet but deadly.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:47 PM (w3Unh)

215 211 Holy crap I have a whypipo hash????
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 07:43 PM (wYpPo)

Even Pixy knows that you are a racist.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:46 PM (+LCoQ)

/snickers...

Pixy?

Posted by: Bob, NSA... at August 04, 2021 07:47 PM (oHd/0)

216 208 >>>I find it interesting that nearly all illegal aliens somehow manage to find a place to live.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 07:42 PM (+LCoQ)
------------

And pay their rent.
Posted by: Braenyard at

With my money
Illegals have more rights than I do.

No more mean tweets though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:47 PM (U2p+3)

217 So my asshole tenant who has not paid rent in 2 months is going to be
out on his ass.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021
07:40 PM (gpKIi)


Words my wife dreams of saying.

Posted by: Unencumbered by the Weight at August 04, 2021 07:48 PM (FhtF7)

218 Envy me, morons...


Fresh Pecos cantaloupe at dinner tonight!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2021 07:48 PM (5NkmN)

219 168 Tami, Ladyl has Ukrainian connections.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:36 PM (w3Unh)

Oh cool. Those guys will pay big bucks for anything.

See: Biden, Hunter

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 07:48 PM (cF8AT)

220 Space news -

If you are wondering what's up with the Boeing Commercial Crew capsule uncrewed test flight that was scheduled to launch Tuesday, the launch is indefinitely postponed due to a problem detected in a propulsion system valve.

Here is a good story about what happened and the troubleshooting status:

https://tinyurl.com/vh8cp8

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2021 07:48 PM (AMIL/)

221 "#NeverCrump
Posted by: Bitter Clinger "

I never did. She had them britches screwed on tighter than Otis on a Saturday night.

Posted by: Andy at August 04, 2021 07:48 PM (Tnijr)

222 snickers...

Pixy?
Posted by: Bob, NSA... at August 04, 2021 07:47 PM (oHd/0)

You're not you when you're hungry.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (wYpPo)

223 ZOD!!!

*curtsies*
*runs up and gives smishes*

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (U2p+3)

224 Good evening Horde.

I can't find good news anywhere.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (+4oV5)

225 Ladyl is quiet but deadly.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:47 PM (w3Unh)


I'm only quiet. Eromero can attest to that.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (ghoDT)

226 Darlene Darlin
------------
Oh not that one paw, that'n makes me cry.

Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (+ya+t)

227 197 Posted by: AlaBAMA at August

You're just trying to bait me.

Neener! Neener!
You going to Tx?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:43 PM (U2p+3)




I don't know about Texas yet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (4fSQf)

228 I can't find good news anywhere.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (+4oV5)


there isn't any

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (V13WU)

229 I can't find good news anywhere.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (+4oV5)


We have some good news for you.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (ghoDT)

230 I can't find good news anywhere.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (+4oV5)

We have some good news for you.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (ghoDT)


Well Ben Had does anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:50 PM (ghoDT)

231 We have some good news for you.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM (ghoDT)


what are you, a frigging optemist ??

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 07:50 PM (V13WU)

232 I saw that you saw that and didn't kick hogmartin's ass!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:45 PM


May it please The Court, it should be pointed out that hogmartin's otter type was unspecified, and nurse ratched could well be overreacting, given her known and well-documented speciesism.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)

233 AlaBAMA!

You'll get a big hug from me if you do!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:51 PM (U2p+3)

234 hogmartin, says the guy that drove past the driveway while chatting

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:51 PM (w3Unh)

235 Delta Burke > Delta Variant > Delta Airlines

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 04, 2021 07:51 PM (kTF2Z)

236 what are you, a frigging optemist ??
Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 07:50 PM (V13WU)


Optemetrician. I think that's the one that means that I can't get drugs but I can do surgery on your eyes if you hold still.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:51 PM (ghoDT)

237 >>If you read the text of the eviction moratorium

You will be the only one who read it. Certainly not the Judge presiding over the rent & possession hearing. Bless your heart.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 04, 2021 07:52 PM (ReUqs)

238 232 I saw that you saw that and didn't kick hogmartin's ass!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:45 PM

May it please The Court, it should be pointed out that hogmartin's otter type was unspecified, and nurse ratched could well be overreacting, given her known and well-documented speciesism.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)

clearly he was speaking about Otter from Animal House, who does deserve to good kicking at times.

Posted by: Bob, NSA... at August 04, 2021 07:52 PM (oHd/0)

239 Optemetrician. I think that's the one that means that I can't get drugs but I can do surgery on your eyes if you hold still.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:51 PM (ghoDT)

dentist

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 07:52 PM (V13WU)

240 >>>Here is a good story about what happened and the troubleshooting status:

https://tinyurl.com/vh8cp8

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2021 07:48 PM (AMIL/)
-------------

Starliner, beautiful Boeing name.
Too bad it's a committee pos.
They should stick with airplanes and buy SpaceX stock.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 07:52 PM (H/umX)

241 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (mD/uy)

242 wait, no, dentist can get drugs

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (V13WU)

243 So, the Zatarians can move in and out of starships and star bases as they will, but they cannot escape the Enterprise's pressure chamber? Is it lined with anti-Zatarian materials?

Posted by: Mookie at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (u+Y3T)

244 116 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w3Unh)


Oooo, oooo - I wanna be the "plucky comic relief"!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (SRRAx)

245
Delta Faucets > Delta Burke > Delta Variant > Delta Airlines

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (5NkmN)

246 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (mD/uy)


and what is so good about it, exactly ??

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (V13WU)

247 I can't find good news anywhere.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 07:49 PM


Here's some: Due to recent events, it's entirely possible you'll have company joining you soon in the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (a3Q+t)

248 I go to a cockeyed optometrist.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (wYpPo)

249 dentist
Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 07:52 PM (V13WU)


*ponders board*

Veterinary anesthetist. Mate in three.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (ghoDT)

250 {{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (+4oV5)

251 There's always good news.
The sun rises every morning and sets every evening.
There is a God in Heaven who loves us.
We have clean water to drink, food to eat, a roof over our heads and a warm place to sleep.

And, the best news of all, we are Americans.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (U2p+3)

252 hogmartin @ 225- Yes, I can attest to hogmartin being quiet. He was so quiet when he was navigating that we missed our road . By 5 miles. But he sure spoke up when I ran those redlights.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (0OP+5)

253 I can't find good news anywhere.
Posted by: Ladyl

Here's some - The new Carfagna's will be opening soon up at Polaris.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (mD/uy)

254
Here's some: Due to recent events, it's entirely possible you'll have company joining you soon in the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association Hall of Fame.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (a3Q+t)


Kill me now.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (+4oV5)

255 "Is it lined with anti-Zatarian materials?
Posted by: Mookie"

Uh, yeah!

Posted by: The Writers at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (Tnijr)

256 Optemetrician. I think that's the one that means that I can't get drugs but I can do surgery on your eyes if you hold still.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:51 PM (ghoDT)


*makes note not to hold still in hogmartin's vicinity*

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (K0bra)

257 244 116 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w3Unh)

Oooo, oooo - I wanna be the "plucky comic relief"!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (SRRAx)

So.... not Crewette number 6? Wearing a Red Dress?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

258
I saw that you saw that and didn't kick hogmartin's ass!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:45 PM (U2p+3)
-----
I wrote down his name.

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 07:55 PM (MVjcR)

259
Here's some - The new Carfagna's will be opening soon up at Polaris.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (mD/uy)


Too far away!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 07:55 PM (+4oV5)

260 I dated an optometrist once. Nice girl, just annoying in bed.

She kept saying "Is it better like this or like this? Better like this or like this?"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2021 07:55 PM (5We2S)

261 Delta Burke is getting sold short here. She was, after all , Miss Sugarbaker on Designing Women. That has to count for something.

Posted by: Unencumbered by the Weight at August 04, 2021 07:55 PM (FhtF7)

262 251 There's always good news.
The sun rises every morning and sets every evening.
There is a God in Heaven who loves us.
We have clean water to drink, food to eat, a roof over our heads and a warm place to sleep.

And, the best news of all, we are Americans.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (U2p+3)

Fuckin' A.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at August 04, 2021 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

263 251 There's always good news.
The sun rises every morning and sets every evening.
There is a God in Heaven who loves us.
We have clean water to drink, food to eat, a roof over our heads and a warm place to sleep.

And, the best news of all, we are Americans.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (U2p+3)


This is why I love you, Pollyanna!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 07:56 PM (+4oV5)

264 Anyone talking about kicking hogmartin's ass has to get through me first. I fucking have night vision , so consider your options carefully.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:56 PM (w3Unh)

265 I had a client whose career goal was to become a Psychiatric Gynecologist.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 04, 2021 07:56 PM (sWM8x)

266 Otters -- the Weasels of the Sea!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 07:57 PM (UHVv4)

267 I am proud to announce that's Brattleboro will bee donating $20,000 to the Presdent Obino library. We be proud and calls on everyone else to match us. Brattleboro city council has passed a bill to race the sales tax by a penny to pay for this. What has you town done to helps persins of coller???

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 04, 2021 07:57 PM (zMaGC)

268 and what is so good about it, exactly ??
Posted by: runner

Acksully, I did have a great one. Babysat my 11 month old boss and didn't have to change a poopy diaper. Greatest kid ever.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 04, 2021 07:57 PM (mD/uy)

269 Yes, I can attest to hogmartin being quiet. He was so quiet when he was navigating that we missed our road . By 5 miles. But he sure spoke up when I ran those redlights.
Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (0OP+5)


"Voice like a gynecologist", I think you said.

Also it was more than five miles, but don't tell anyone.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:57 PM (ghoDT)

270 It's for crew members who get tha Space Bendz

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 04, 2021 07:58 PM (vuisn)

271 Anyone talking about kicking hogmartin's ass has to get through me first. I fucking have night vision , so consider your options carefully.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:56 PM (w3Unh)


I don't want to kick his ass. I just don't want him to perform eye surgery on me when I'm holding still.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 07:58 PM (K0bra)

272 Here's some - The new Carfagna's will be opening soon up at Polaris.

Posted by: Tonypete

Oh, nice. No way I'm driving to Polaris, though. Only if it's to meet up with youse guys.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at August 04, 2021 07:58 PM (OX9vb)

273 I hear Sonny Cuomo is sniffing around some more subordinate shmish and he doesn't care what you think. He's pinching asses, fondling breasts and nibbling ears like a Clinton or a Biden.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 07:58 PM (bCkNL)

274 Eromero

LOL!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

275 I fucking have night vision , so consider your options carefully.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:56 PM (w3Unh)


That seems sticky, if nothing else.

Posted by: Unencumbered by the Weight at August 04, 2021 07:58 PM (FhtF7)

276 251 There's always good news.
The sun rises every morning and sets every evening.
There is a God in Heaven who loves us.
We have clean water to drink, food to eat, a roof over our heads and a warm place to sleep.

And, the best news of all, we are Americans.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (U2p


Well said!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 07:59 PM (4fSQf)

277 Nurse!!!

Weasel!!!

Hogmartin!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 07:59 PM (+4oV5)

278 >>The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.


Who is on sammich duty?

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 07:59 PM (aKxyY)

279 I just don't want him to perform eye surgery on me when I'm holding still.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 07:58 PM (K0bra)


Trust me, you really want to hold still for it.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 08:00 PM (ghoDT)

280 Hiya Ben Had!
hogmartin kicked the otter behind the couch.
Can I at least smack him begging the head? Just a little? Please?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 08:00 PM (U2p+3)

281 Dr. Bone

The estimable nurse ratched would bear spray his eyes from 6 feet. And everyone would rejoice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

282 Starliner, beautiful Boeing name.
Too bad it's a committee pos.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 07:52 PM (H/umX)


You nailed it. This mission is a re-do of the test flight last December that was a near-disaster due to software problems. I can tell you from first-hand experience that Boeing did not put its First Team on the Starliner project.

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2021 08:00 PM (AMIL/)

283 Yes, I can attest to hogmartin being quiet. He was so quiet when he was navigating that we missed our road . By 5 miles. But he sure spoke up when I ran those redlights.
Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM


Cut him some slack, taking sun sights with a sextant is a fungible skill. OTOH, he still knows and can advise on the rules of the road.

One you may remember is 'Red on right returning'. More apropos to your voyage is the classic 'Red light up top, sailor make full stop.'

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

284 BEHIND THE HEAD.
Motherfuckinghamsterfucker

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 08:00 PM (U2p+3)

285 278 >>The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.


Who is on sammich duty?
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 07:59 PM (aKxyY


**takes three steps away from garrett

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:00 PM (4fSQf)

286 And, the best news of all, we are Americans.
-------------
Well said nurse.

Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 08:00 PM (+ya+t)

287 Ladyl!!
WW, WD, WCv2, and FSJ all say howdy!

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 08:01 PM (MVjcR)

288 Too far away!!!
Posted by: Ladyl

Good mutzadel, brahjzoot and madanad are worth a road trip!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 04, 2021 08:01 PM (mD/uy)

289 There's always good news.
The sun rises every morning and sets every evening.
There is a God in Heaven who loves us.
We have clean water to drink, food to eat, a roof over our heads and a warm place to sleep.

And, the best news of all, we are Americans.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 07:54 PM (U2p+3)

Amen, nurse!

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 08:01 PM (mZUr4)

290 >>"Voice like a gynecologist", I think you said.


Lots of Reverb

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 08:02 PM (aKxyY)

291 Who is on sammich duty?
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 07:59 PM (aKxyY


**takes three steps away from garrett
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:00 PM (4fSQf)


Nurse makes good sammiches. But then she went and told flounder there was hummus on it and he was very upset.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 08:02 PM (K0bra)

292 244 116 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w3Unh)

Oooo, oooo - I wanna be the "plucky comic relief"!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (SRRAx)



Make it so.

Posted by: Captain Picard at August 04, 2021 08:03 PM (4fSQf)

293 garrett, Weasel is on sammich duty. The guy has mastered the ham'ncheese.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 08:03 PM (w3Unh)

294 Jordan!

That was funny as hell. I'll never forget the look on his face!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 08:04 PM (U2p+3)

295 "Voice like a gynecologist", I think you said.



==


can we get a confirmation ? because this is awesome

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 08:04 PM (V13WU)

296 NaCly Dog @274- Then we had to cut the block in Corsicana proper looking for a 'giant can of Wolf Brand chili' and he fiddled around with a P38 on his keyring.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2021 08:04 PM (0OP+5)

297 Wondet who will be first to get buzzed in space?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 04, 2021 08:04 PM (qoz/n)

298 Oh, nice. No way I'm driving to Polaris, though. Only if it's to meet up with youse guys.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs!

We all definitely need to do that again soon!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 04, 2021 08:04 PM (mD/uy)

299 Nurse makes good sammiches. But then she went and told flounder there was hummus on it and he was very upset.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 08:02 PM (K0bra)


Flounder is anti-hummus? Whoa.

You think you know people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:05 PM (4fSQf)

300 Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 08:03 PM (w3Unh)
---
Know my way around a bologna 'n cheese, too!

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 08:05 PM (MVjcR)

301 awww,

Hop on Pop, with a grand Pyrenees

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2021 08:05 PM (0dhMv)

302 That was funny as hell. I'll never forget the look on his face!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 08:04 PM (U2p+3)


I think he thought it was going to immediately make him gay and/or liberal.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 08:05 PM (K0bra)

303 I had a client whose career goal was to become a Psychiatric Gynecologist.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 04, 2021 07:56 PM


Rule One violations would plummet if Gynecological Psychiatric exams were affordable and available.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

304 I "took care' of all of Andy's "girlfriends" personally. Remains are dumped all the way to Mount Pilot. You can't catch me!

Posted by: Helen Crump at August 04, 2021 08:05 PM (JPtHE)

305 257 244 116 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w3Unh)

Oooo, oooo - I wanna be the "plucky comic relief"!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 04, 2021 07:53 PM (SRRAx)

So.... not Crewette number 6? Wearing a Red Dress?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 07:55 PM (oHd/0)


With these legs? ARE YOU NUTS?!?!?!?!?

NOBODY wants to see that!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 04, 2021 08:06 PM (SRRAx)

306 Hi Kindltot.

I hope you and your new bride are well.
Been sending hugs your way.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 08:06 PM (U2p+3)

307 Eromero

A P38! Hogmartin in not that old. Maaybee old school. Maybe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

308 >>>: recall election. I should be more optimistic because the bad guys must be a little nervous, since the audits are exposing the methods they use.

The process is the punishment. Doesn't matter how the vote goes. Let them burn their money in this dumpster fire.

Posted by: Max Power at August 04, 2021 08:07 PM (QCc6B)

309 278 >>The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.


Who is on sammich duty?

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 07:59 PM (aKxyY)

Don't run...you'll just die tired

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 08:08 PM (cF8AT)

310 Unorganized Empires would not stop the AoS Ladies Brigade.

Especially with the team above and Helena Handbasket added for overwatch protection.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

311 >>Don't run...you'll just die tired


And hungry!

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 08:11 PM (aKxyY)

312 Then we had to cut the block in Corsicana proper looking for a 'giant can of Wolf Brand chili' and he fiddled around with a P38 on his keyring.
Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2021 08:04 PM (0OP+5)


The giant can of Wolf Brand chili is around there somewhere, and it was for my nephew. It's all legitimate.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 08:11 PM (ghoDT)

313 Nurse, hogmartin sings 'Angel from Montgomery" to me. Nobody touches him.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 08:11 PM (w3Unh)

314 Could ace mount a mini gun on the Vespa?
Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:31 PM (mbFEM)

Yes, but it shoots glitter.

Posted by: flounder at August 04, 2021 08:11 PM (KnJdm)

315 nurse ratched

And, the best news of all, we are Americans.

Amen to that!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

316 Fires in Greece and Turkey are getting frisky. "Flames have entered" a Turkish thermal energy plant in Milas; and Mount Olympia and its archaeological sites are endangered.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:11 PM (UHVv4)

317 314 Could ace mount a mini gun on the Vespa?
Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:31 PM (mbFEM)

Yes, but it shoots glitter.
Posted by: flounder at August 04, 2021 08:11 PM (KnJdm)

Ace is RipTaylor?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:13 PM (4fSQf)

318 Fires in Greece and Turkey are getting frisky. "Flames have entered" a Turkish thermal energy plant in Milas; and Mount Olympia and its archaeological sites are endangered.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:11 PM (UHVv

LOL Flames have entered?

I guess that's the kind of thing that flames will do.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 08:13 PM (wYpPo)

319 hogmartin

Sounds as entertaining as my first trip to Love Field with Hrothgar. Plenty of stories there.

You will have to tell me later, when the stories inflate 15%.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

320 >>Could ace mount a mini gun on the Vespa?


To be fair...

he already has trouble with the Throttle and the Brake.

I don't think accessories are going to help.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 08:13 PM (bW/xc)

321 305 257 244 116 The AoS Ladies Brigade. I'll go point for being oldest. SMH, tactical logistics. Nurse for medic and gunner. Ladyl and Tami for supply logistics.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w3Unh)



We are in invincible.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 08:13 PM (+4oV5)

322 I think he thought it was going to immediately make him gay and/or liberal.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 08:05 PM (K0bra)

Better safe than sorry.

Posted by: flounder at August 04, 2021 08:14 PM (KnJdm)

323 >>LOL Flames have entered?

>I guess that's the kind of thing that flames will do.


Flames don't give a fuck.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 08:14 PM (GpZ91)

324 Know my way around a bologna 'n cheese, too!
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 08:05 PM (MVjcR)

---------------

Bread & Butter pickles or no?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 04, 2021 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)

325
Does Ladyl know anything about black markets? Asking for a friend....
Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 07:34 PM (cF8AT)


I might...

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 08:15 PM (+4oV5)

326 Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:11 PM (UHVv4)

I love how they called it a thermal plant. Which in this case means normal coal fired steam plant. I makes the reporter sound so knowledgeable, which they are not.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2021 08:15 PM (V5Nn3)

327 Ben Had
*curtsies*
As you wish.

hogmartin will endure a hug.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 08:16 PM (U2p+3)

328 Ladyl

** Respectful tip of the hat **

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

329 hogmartin @ 312- I believe in the giant can of Wolf Brand chili, and the giant tin of Prince Albert, and the giant jar of Mentholatum too. But we'll get the chili in the bag before chasing down the others. Maybe in October.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2021 08:16 PM (0OP+5)

330 @eScarry

CNN cornered a doctor when he was shirtless to confront him over why he said masks "may not work" and that vaccines "may be dangerous." Appalling.

https://tinyurl.com/yejwaps2

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 08:16 PM (cF8AT)

331 287 Ladyl!!
WW, WD, WCv2, and FSJ all say howdy!
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 08:01 PM (MVjcR)


Love to all!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 08:16 PM (+4oV5)

332 >> Know my way around a bologna ... too!
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 08:05 PM (MVjcR)


How you doin'?

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 04, 2021 08:17 PM (GpZ91)

333 Dear {{{Salty Dog}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 08:17 PM (+4oV5)

334 Bread & Butter pickles or no?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at


Omg yes. And mustard too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 08:17 PM (U2p+3)

335 Hogmartin--WHAT good news?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 08:17 PM (+4oV5)

336 sniffybigtoe

I'l like to ask journalists to diagram a steam cycle, or else.

Or maybe ask them what the Third Amendment is.

Wrong answers would be punished. A person can dream.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

337 [She was, after all , Miss Sugarbaker on Designing Women.

She was not just a Miss Georgia, she was the Miss Georgia!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

338 Bread & Butter pickles or no?
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Don't start with the mayo jokes again, lol.

Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 08:18 PM (+ya+t)

339 333 Ladyl

Awww. Thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

340 Thanks, sniffy. I wondered about the "thermal" and if it was geothermal but I thought that was only, more or less, in Iceland.

And I probably should have included something like "Olympic-related" archaeological sites.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:18 PM (UHVv4)

341 >>Journalists...Wrong answers would be punished.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

Death by scaphism.

A person can dream.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 08:19 PM (xK9An)

342 Get me Hamm on five and hold the Mayo!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:19 PM (UHVv4)

343
Bread & Butter pickles or no?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 04, 2021 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)
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Sure!

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 08:20 PM (MVjcR)

344 Delta Dawn what's that virus you got on?
Could it be a faded bug from days gone by?

'Evening all. New pup is wearing us out but is now off quietly chewing the head off his blue donkey stuffed toy. He's a good boy...

Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 04, 2021 08:21 PM (nWxPx)

345 ZOD

How do you feel about staking over growing bamboo?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

346 Ben Had--Mission is accomplished with respect the recent fund raising, and I mailed a cashier's check yesterday. I also emailed you and gave your contact info to Captain Hate.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 08:22 PM (+4oV5)

347 >>How do you feel about staking over growing bamboo? Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

Number-one penalty play.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 08:22 PM (xK9An)

348
Love to all!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 08:16 PM (+4oV5)
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They're a fun little bunch. I'm pretty lucky!

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 08:23 PM (MVjcR)

349 Don't know it there's geothermal there, they are usually situated near volcanos, but Thermopylae means hot springs and that area is seismically active, so its possible. I saw that it was a coal fired plant built in the 80's in a article I read.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2021 08:23 PM (V5Nn3)

350 Death by orbital palm sander.

Posted by: flounder at August 04, 2021 08:23 PM (KnJdm)

351 The hamster video reminds me of the painting attached to the paper shredder.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 08:23 PM (EXfvD)

352
Love to all!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 08:16 PM (+4oV5)
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They're a fun little bunch. I'm pretty lucky!
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 08:23 PM (MVjcR)


You sure as heck are!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 04, 2021 08:23 PM (+4oV5)

353 Why isn't Cuomo back at the capital grilling Italian sausages? He could be making bank.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 06:50 PM (bCkNL)


Fiorello LaGuardia supposedly banned organ grinders because he got tired of people shouting "where's your monkey?" at him.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2021 08:24 PM (0dhMv)

354 Weasel, you know what you and WW did and I thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 08:25 PM (w3Unh)

355 Stay calm and don't leave your brother's behind!

Posted by: Athens Emergency Broadcasting System at August 04, 2021 08:25 PM (W4eKo)

356 I'l like to ask journalists to diagram a steam cycle, or else.

Or maybe ask them what the Third Amendment is.

Wrong answers would be punished. A person can dream.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:17 PM


I know the first one!

Posted by: Gwenyth P. at August 04, 2021 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)

357 Am unboxing and setting up a new laptop.

It's talking to me. Make it stop.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at August 04, 2021 08:26 PM (4I/2K)

358 wow

that segment on Tucker about the Hungarian border was astounding

we are not a serious country

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 04, 2021 08:26 PM (bTQ72)

359 Considering Data should have a schlong that never quits, he should be able to bang just about any chick on the Enterprise. He got Tasha Yar, which was a quality score.

Posted by: Mookie at August 04, 2021 08:27 PM (u+Y3T)

360
354 Weasel, you know what you and WW did and I thank you.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 08:25 PM (w3Unh)
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Hmmmm... maybe I do. Thank you back!

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 08:27 PM (MVjcR)

361 Gwenyth P.

Cycle. Where did you put the condenser and the condensate return line?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

362 357 Am unboxing and setting up a new laptop.

It's talking to me. Make it stop.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at August 04, 2021 08:26 PM (4I/2K)


If it asks you your blood type, run.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:27 PM (4fSQf)

363 It's talking to me. Make it stop.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at August 04, 2021 08:26 PM (4I/2K)

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I can't do that, Dave.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 04, 2021 08:27 PM (kTF2Z)

364 BIL and SIL went to Florida on vacation, came back with COVID - neither one of them vaccinated.

BIL was in hospital, should be getting out tomorrow.

SIL's doctor sent her to the ER this afternoon; she might be going into the hospital.

Prayers for both of them would be greatly appreciated.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 04, 2021 08:28 PM (SRRAx)

365 Can we get the Guatemalans to fight the wildfires burning down America that Americans don't want to fight? Because everything I taste and smell is smoke. Visibility is 150 feet and the sun is blotted out. I think I'm going to vacation in Guatemala.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 08:29 PM (bCkNL)

366 Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

Prayers ascending for them and you. May they recover with a wonderfully attuned immune system.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

367 How dumb do you have to be:

A Richmond couple was arrested and charged Monday after they allegedly brought two loaded guns near the U.S. Capitol.

U.S. Capitol Police officials said in a statement that the incident unfolded around 12:50 p.m. when a man came up and asked two Capitol Police officers for directions

One of the officers saw a " black firearm handle sticking out of the front pocket of the man's shorts" that was later identified as a 9mm pistol.

Posted by: The Writers at August 04, 2021 08:30 PM (Tnijr)

368 Prayers for your family, Teresa.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 08:30 PM (U2p+3)

369 Thanks again, sniffy.

BTW, not important but I'm watching a pseudo-documentary about Louis Mountbatten and they've shown a newspaper about George VI's death [Liz's dad] and he was only 56 when he died. That's pretty early even for the era. I never knew that.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:30 PM (UHVv4)

370
Just came back from Costco in New Hampshire.
No masks required. No stupid arrows or circles on the floor.

However, 80% wearing masks. The last time I went, about 3 weeks ago, it was only 20% wearing mouth diapers.

The Sheep are obedient sheep.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 08:31 PM (KAlUT)

371 I like the description of the " black firearm handle".

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 08:31 PM (Tnijr)

372 Teresa, Prayers coming in abundance.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 08:31 PM (w3Unh)

373 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 04, 2021 08:28 PM (SRRAx)

Definitely. Prayers up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 08:32 PM (K0bra)

374 Can we get the Guatemalans to fight the wildfires burning down America that Americans don't want to fight? Because everything I taste and smell is smoke. Visibility is 150 feet and the sun is blotted out. I think I'm going to vacation in Guatemala.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 08:29 PM (bCkNL)


Same here. It's like Mordor outside.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 08:33 PM (K0bra)

375 (K0bra)

Awesome hash

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 08:33 PM (JN3xP)

376 Prayers for both of them would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 04, 2021 08:28 PM (SRRAx)

Righty-O.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at August 04, 2021 08:33 PM (4I/2K)

377 The lions haven't noticed that one of the vehicles is carrying snacks in its open snack compartment on top.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 08:33 PM (EXfvD)

378 Well, Mr Data is "fully-functional".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:33 PM (UHVv4)

379 "A Richmond couple was arrested and charged Monday after they allegedly brought two loaded guns near the U.S. Capitol."

I now assumes anything like this is a false flag op, until proven otherwise.

Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2021 08:34 PM (F7Ght)

380 314 Could ace mount a mini gun on the Vespa?
Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:31 PM (mbFEM)

Yes, but it shoots glitter.
Posted by: flounder at August 04, 2021 08:11 PM (KnJdm)

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The recoil would send it flying backwards.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2021 08:34 PM (CAJOC)

381 Is Kobra an evil mastermind or his organization??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:34 PM (UHVv4)

382 Awesome hash
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 08:33 PM (JN3xP)


I'm dreading the day the power goes out and the router resets!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 08:35 PM (K0bra)

383 andycanuck

WWII wore him out. And he smoked heavily to cope. QEII always resented the earlier Windsors for making her Dad take the throne.

He was a source of good common sense during the war.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

384 Cycle. Where did you put the condenser and the condensate return line?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:27 PM


The condenser sits atop the steam source. Return is via the dorsal thighs and gluteals.

Posted by: Gwenyth P. at August 04, 2021 08:36 PM (a3Q+t)

385 Teresa in Forth Worth, prayers up. If I survived the hospital with the coof in this little town, they'll be fine.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 04, 2021 08:36 PM (SchxB)

386 Jordan61

I'm going to propose a funding cycle for Pixy where we get to pick out hashes for some amount of money.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

387 If it asks you your blood type, run.


It's more likely to ask if you have had your poison injection.

Posted by: Mookie at August 04, 2021 08:37 PM (u+Y3T)

388 357 Am unboxing and setting up a new laptop.

It's talking to me. Make it stop.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at August 04, 2021 08:26 PM (4I/2K)

-----------------------------

Fill the sink with water and set your laptop in it. That should help with the talking.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2021 08:37 PM (CAJOC)

389
Also, I paid $13.99/lb for Rib Eye steaks, which is usually, pre-biden-the-invalid, $10.99/lb.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 08:37 PM (KAlUT)

390
Prayers for both of them would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 04, 2021 08:28 PM (SRRAx)

Prayers up, Teresa. How is their health otherwise? Hope they covid's ass.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 04, 2021 08:37 PM (nWxPx)

391 I'm going to propose a funding cycle for Pixy where we get to pick out hashes for some amount of money.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:36 PM (u82oZ)


Dibs on bacon!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 08:38 PM (K0bra)

392 I'm dreading the day the power goes out and the router resets!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 08:35 PM (K0bra)


Shouldn't change even after a reset. The IP is assigned by the provider. Unless you're using a VPN to bounce.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:38 PM (4fSQf)

393 I want to be (B0n3R).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 08:38 PM (JN3xP)

394 Gwenyth P.

Sounds messy, and not a good steam source.
Count me out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

395
That's, what, +35% increase for steaks?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 08:38 PM (KAlUT)

396 Could ace mount a mini gun on the Vespa?
Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 07:31 PM (mbFEM)


The French Paratroops mounted a recoilless rifle on a vespa

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2021 08:38 PM (0dhMv)

397 386 Jordan61

I'm going to propose a funding cycle for Pixy where we get to pick out hashes for some amount of money.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:36 PM (u82oZ)


I call COVID.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)

398 Choice boneless ribeye are $21.99/lb here.

Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2021 08:39 PM (F7Ght)

399 When the power goes out and the router resets, you have one hour before Skynet launches nuclear annihilation.

Posted by: Mookie at August 04, 2021 08:40 PM (u+Y3T)

400 I'll ask him tomorrow, I I wake early enough. Remember your 5 long hash.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

401 Shouldn't change even after a reset. The IP is assigned by the provider. Unless you're using a VPN to bounce.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:38 PM (4fSQf)


I have no idea. Son is in charge of all that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 08:40 PM (K0bra)

402 A 75-page PDF about masks not working with stats from around the world (including U.S. states) in charts.
https://tinyurl.com/yj9dj26d

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:41 PM (UHVv4)

403 New hash roulette.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:41 PM (xE8Be)

404 #402 From Small Dead Animals blog.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:42 PM (UHVv4)

405 I am so ready for the TXMoMe. I know we will laugh and eat and drink and revel in seeing each other. Plus the shooting.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 08:42 PM (w3Unh)

406 Jordan61

As a Bacon Wench emerita you have priority, Get it before WW wants it. She was the BW before you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

407 397 386 Jordan61

I'm going to propose a funding cycle for Pixy where we get to pick out hashes for some amount of money.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:36 PM (u82oZ)


I call COVID.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)

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Oh, sure. You get COVID, and next thing you know, everyone's got COVID.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2021 08:42 PM (CAJOC)

408 I want to be (B0n3R).

That's a hard one to get.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 04, 2021 08:42 PM (SchxB)

409 Ben Had

Shooting then dancing, or dancing because shooting?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

410 75-page PDF about masks not working with stats from around the world (including U.S. states) in charts.
https://tinyurl.com/yj9dj26d
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:41 PM (UHVv4)

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Pritzker just ordered all pre-K through 12 to be fully masked regardless of vaccination status. Our house goes on the market Friday.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 04, 2021 08:44 PM (kTF2Z)

411 As a Bacon Wench emerita you have priority, Get it before WW wants it. She was the BW before you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:42 PM (u82oZ)


Well maybe one of us could use a 0 instead of an o.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 08:45 PM (K0bra)

412 Oh, sure. You get COVID, and next thing you know, everyone's got COVID.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2021 08:42 PM (CAJOC)


Your hash is Cojac backwards!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:45 PM (NsSH2)

413 I want to be (B0n3R).

That's a hard one to get.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I'll settle for a cRnedbf hash

Posted by: Miklos , is not notoriously picky at August 04, 2021 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)

414 Or (b0oBz).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 08:45 PM (JN3xP)

415 Ontario's kids will have to wear them indoors too. Pure crap.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:46 PM (UHVv4)

416 Yudhishthira's Dice

For the trolls?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

417 412 Oh, sure. You get COVID, and next thing you know, everyone's got COVID.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2021 08:42 PM (CAJOC)


Your hash is Cojac backwards!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:45 PM (NsSH2)

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I suppose it fitting, then, that I have long hair.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2021 08:46 PM (CAJOC)

418 303vI had a client whose career goal was to become a Psychiatric Gynecologist.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 04, 2021 07:56


So, they talk?

Posted by: Neophyte at August 04, 2021 08:46 PM (vW9Vw)

419 Who loves ya, baby?!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 08:47 PM (UHVv4)

420
Choice boneless ribeye are $21.99/lb here.
Posted by: davidt


That's crazy.

What are the mid-tier restaurants charging now for their lousy 8oz steaks?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 08:48 PM (KAlUT)

421 The oligarchs and foreign potentates buying up all our land will have us as the 81 year old soon enough.

Posted by: sven at August 04, 2021 08:48 PM (Lzpvj)

422 414 Or (b0oBz).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 08:45 PM (JN3xP)

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There's probably a hundred variations of that hash, and I suspect they'd all be claimed.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2021 08:48 PM (CAJOC)

423 Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 08:42 PM (w3Unh)

Yes, we will revel in each other,

and revile the evil politicians that infest this land at every level!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 04, 2021 08:48 PM (hOUT3)

424 New Hash Roulette

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:48 PM (/Pdkp)

425 420 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 08:48 PM (KAlUT)

15-18 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: sven at August 04, 2021 08:49 PM (Lzpvj)

426 Cortana, Clippy, I'd like you to meet... Mohamet, Jugdish, Sidney, and Clayton.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at August 04, 2021 08:49 PM (4I/2K)

427 Fuck the USPS, priority mail is now 6 days.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 08:49 PM (w3Unh)

428 The oligarchs and foreign potentates buying up all our land will have us as the 81 year old soon enough.
Posted by: sven at August 04, 2021 08:48 PM (Lzpvj)


A universal truth is "They ain't printing any more land!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 04, 2021 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

429 Pritzker just ordered all pre-K through 12 to be fully masked regardless of vaccination status. Our house goes on the market Friday.
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Hope you sell fast and for a nice profit. Going to be awhile before I get out. No wife or kids so I'm light.

Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 08:49 PM (+ya+t)

430 Commissar Hrothgar

** Respectful tip of the hat **

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

431 I see your Kobra and raise you whypipo

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 08:49 PM (7J42R)

432 All these hashes suck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:50 PM (9Kq/o)

433 Oh ffs

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 08:50 PM (7J42R)

434 Optemetrician. I think that's the one that means that I can't get drugs but I can do surgery on your eyes if you hold still.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 07:51 PM (ghoDT)


Ya' just gonna eyeball it, aintcha,

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2021 08:50 PM (0dhMv)

435 Dates on TXMoMe? Or is that secret. Time lines in the household are now more fluid.

Posted by: Javems at August 04, 2021 08:50 PM (vW9Vw)

436 I want to be (B0n3R).

===

That's a hard one to get.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 04, 2021 08:42 PM


You're predicting stiff competition?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 08:50 PM (a3Q+t)

437 Javems

Upper left sidebar.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

438 NaCLy Dog, thank you kind sir!

Been a while since our paths crossed...

Oh wait, maybe that's a good thing?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 04, 2021 08:51 PM (hOUT3)

439 Duncanthrax

Beat me to it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

440 Commissar Hrothgar

When we get together, there are ... stories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

441 You're predicting stiff competition?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 08:50 PM (a3Q+t)


Are you deliberately trying to get a rise out of some of us?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 04, 2021 08:53 PM (hOUT3)

442 ONT is nooded

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2021 08:53 PM (i9ZF7)

443 Commissar Hrothgar

You have to go and wear out your F5 key.

I'll get ready for a hike tomorrow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

444 When we get together, there are ... stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:52 PM (u82oZ)


Spoken of in hushed tones ...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 04, 2021 08:53 PM (hOUT3)

445 Cortana, Clippy, I'd like you to meet... Mohamet, Jugdish, Sidney, and Clayton.
Posted by: Count de Monet'

My best buddies!

Posted by: Miklos, damn glad to meet you at August 04, 2021 08:54 PM (QzkSJ)

446 Oh ffs
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 08:50 PM (7J42R)


LOL. Well it was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 08:54 PM (K0bra)

447 437 Javems



Upper left sidebar.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)


Thanks

Posted by: Javems at August 04, 2021 08:55 PM (vW9Vw)

448 Javems, Oct 22/23. Left sidebar.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 08:55 PM (w3Unh)

449 386 Jordan61

I'm going to propose a funding cycle for Pixy where we get to pick out hashes for some amount of money.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


I want MgZOD
MEGAZOD, back. That was fun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 08:55 PM (U2p+3)

450 Are you deliberately trying to get a rise out of some of us?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 04, 2021 08:53 PM


With Bob Dole here, no one has to be mourning wood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 08:56 PM (a3Q+t)

451 428 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 04, 2021 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

I love being told by billionaires to "check my privilege."

Posted by: sven at August 04, 2021 09:00 PM (Lzpvj)

452 I hope you and your new bride are well.

Been sending hugs your way.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 08:06 PM (U2p+3)


we are doing OK, without the bride I would be lost
been getting your hugs. I gave a funeral planner job advice yesterday. "Kindltot's short course on uncomfortable interviews with people who don't want to talk to you"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2021 09:01 PM (0dhMv)

453 Can we get the Guatemalans to fight the wildfires
burning down America that Americans don't want to fight? Because
everything I taste and smell is smoke. Visibility is 150 feet and the
sun is blotted out. I think I'm going to vacation in Guatemala.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 08:29 PM (bCkNL)


That is a lot of who is working the fires out West. Contractors need bodies to make firelines. It is good money

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2021 09:05 PM (0dhMv)

454 In a just society anyone found doing something as bad as cutting off a puppy's paws would get thrown in a pit an eaten alive by dogs, after the dogs finished with the commies.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 04, 2021 09:27 PM (XwTyM)

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