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Hunter Biden's Laptop Reveals Large Payments to Prostitutes and Money Being Drained From Hunter's, and Maybe Joe Biden's, Accounts -- and Calling Up a Secret Service Agent to "Fix" It

And also: Miranda Devine thinks that Joe Biden may have wound up paying for Hunter's porn-with-prostitutes shoot as well as his crack.

The circumstances, she thinks, show that when prostitutes and pimps were draining money from Hunter Biden's accounts, those accounts must have been joint accounts with Joe Biden -- because after the money started disappearing, a Secret Service agent called Hunter saying he was getting "calls from DC every ten minutes."

The story begins with Hunter, calling himself "Rob," picking up a prostitute online, who is specific about her racial derivation.

"Russian, Green Eyes, Thin Brunette, an elite courtesan," is Yanna's pitch, along with a menu of sex acts.

We've previously seen Hunter insisting "No yellow," so this specificity as to Yanna's race is a terrific opening gambit.

"Hi, My name is Rob. I'm staying at Chateau Marmont. Are you available now?"

Yanna goes to the cottage. He smokes crack, they drink vodka, have sex, make porn. He balances a line of M&Ms on his erect penis and takes photographs of it.

The Biden Crime Family, everybody.

And the Ruling Class generally.

Yanna stays for a couple days and wants to be paid. The problem is Hunter’s debit cards aren't working and she’s not leaving without the $8,000 he owes her for the extended callout. On the morning of May 24, hung over and out of sorts, Hunter adds a new recipient on the cash transfer app Zelle, a woman named Gulnora, the registered agent for Emerald Fantasy Girls and Yanna’s employer.

He transfers $8,000. It doesn't work. A few minutes later, Wells Fargo sends him a fraud detection alert. He reaches into his wallet and pulls out a card. Yanna attempts to transfer the $8,000 but it apparently doesn't go through. He rifles through his wallet again. No luck. He pulls out another card. Bingo.

The trouble is, all three payments of $8,000 each did go through, and then, even worse, further large sums of monies are being drained from his account. More than $25,000.


So now Hunter Biden is in a situation I'm sure drifter scumbag princelings like himself are often in -- trying to claw back money from prostitutes and pimps.

He does get most of it back:

Text messages indicate most of the money was returned over the next week. But on June 12, Gulnora texted Hunter that she could not transfer the remaining $5,000 because of problems with her bank account. "Bulls--t," replied Hunter. "I am so sick of this."

A just-retired Secret Service agent named Robert Savage III now enters the story, to help Hunter out of his M&M-dick jam.

It's good to be a princeling!

The Secret Service told The Post that Savage retired from the agency on April 30, 2018 -- weeks before the Biden debauchery -- and that the agency "did not provide protection to any member of the Biden family in 2018."

Savage's lawyer says, "My client has never met or communicated with Hunter Biden and has never been to the Chateau Marmont and had not even heard of the hotel. In fact, my client was retired before the date of these fabricated text messages."

Well, that's what Savage's mouthpiece says.

Of course, no one said he was still working as a Secret Service agent at the time, so this is a dishonest sort of denial.

And Hunter's texts show that Savage was in fact involved.

The activity recorded on Hunter's devices shows Savage sending Hunter an urgent missive on May 24 at 6:37 p.m.:"H -- I'm in the lobby come down. Thanks, Rob."

Hunter replies: "5 minutes."

Five minutes later Savage texts again: "Come on H, this is linked to Celtic's account. DC is calling me every 10. Let me up or come down. I can't help if you don't let me H."

"Celtic" was Joe Biden’s Secret Service code name when he was vice president.

Did one of the credit cards used to pay Yanna belong to Joe Biden? Was it a shared account?

Hunter replies: "I promise be right down. Sorry."

Who in DC was calling Savage? Was it Biden? Or one of Biden's puppetmasters?

In any event, despite Savage's denials, it does seem like a just-retired Secret Service agent was sent by heavy hitters in DC to get Hunter out of another jam.

Remember that, also in 2018, people identifying themselves as Secret Service agents attempted to get the gun store owner who sold Hunter his missing gun to give them Hunter Biden's fraudulent gun purchase form? Which could lead to his imprisonment, as Biden falsely claimed to not be a drug dealer on it?

Who were those Secret Service agents?

And who called them that time? Hunter? Or "Celtic"?

Why does the criminal crackhead son of a former Vice President have Secret Service agents running interference for his crime sprees?

And now, another retired Secret Service agent shows up:

Five minutes later, Savage texts Hunter again to say that Dale Pupillo, a retired deputy assistant director of the Secret Service, who used to guard his father, has arrived. Invoices indicate that Pupillo did background checks for Hunter on potential business partners. Pupillo did not return requests for comment.

"He's going to front desk, call and tell them to give us a key now H.

"As your friend, we need to resolve this in the immediate.

"Call the front desk now H or I will have to assume you are in danger and we will have to make them give us the keys."

For nine minutes Hunter does not reply.

"Really, Rob I am coming down right now," Hunter texts at 6:54 p.m. "I really promise. Was in the bathroom buddy. Coming right this second. "

Thirty seconds later Savage replies: "We're at your door. Open it."

What these apparent minders told Hunter next isn't recorded on his devices. We know Hunter stays up the rest of that night, logging into an encrypted government site, "secure.login.gov," a number of times until 4:04 a.m.

Did Hunter Biden let a prostitute clone his phone? Was he trying to login to a government site because he knew that his password had been stolen and the site was now compromised?

By a Russian, no less!

Is that what happened?

We don't know, because no one involved in the story will say, and "Celtic" will protect his crackhead son.

But this was considered serious enough that not one but two Secret Service heavy-hitters involved themselves in Hunter's lost weekend.

Read the whole thing. That is intended as a tease for Miranda Devine's upcoming book, Laptop from Hell: Hunter Biden, Big Tech, and the Dirty Secrets the President Tried to Hide.

Remember, Joe Biden is a moderate, centrist Democrat who will Restore Our Precious Normzzz.

Also remember that everything you just read is RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION. Jake Tapper and the other DNC officials working in the media told you so!

And NeverTrump told you so, too!

Update: We have some breaking news in the comments!

148 >>>126 Say, does Dan Bongino have any comment on these 'ham and eggers' in the Secret Service?

I can personally vouch for the integrity, probity, and straight-shootericity of agents Robert Savage III and Dale Pupillo and whoever they got to murder the whore.

Posted by: Andy McCarthy

I'm getting a real Spartan feeling about our government and their gun-carrying thugs.

Posted by: Ace at 05:44 PM




Comments

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1 Rats, hands are full

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2021 04:45 PM (Cxk7w)

2 He balances a line of M&Ms on his erect penis


====


Cirque du Penis !

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 04:47 PM (V13WU)

3 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 23, 2021 04:47 PM (qe5CM)

4 Hey, balancing a line of M&Ms on your erect penis is quite a feat!

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2021 04:47 PM (mR6Gs)

5 But Mona Charen assured me we were all voting for a return to decency.

Posted by: Art Deco at June 23, 2021 04:48 PM (1BrBu)

6 Yeah, but he never said "Pussy!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2021 04:48 PM (PVlfy)

7 Hey everyone needs a fixer every now and then

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2021 04:48 PM (IHyjr)

8 Rats, hands are full
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2021 04:45 PM (Cxk7w)



I'm not gonna ask of what.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2021 04:49 PM (Ez6QX)

9 But Mona Charen assured me we were all voting for a return to decency.
Posted by: Art Deco at June 23, 2021 04:48 PM (1BrBu)

And UNITY!

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2021 04:49 PM (mR6Gs)

10 wastrel son

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2021 04:49 PM (oEn12)

11 Grampa, I think dad's amoral and licentious behavior is an embarrassment to the Biden name. Wait, wut?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at June 23, 2021 04:49 PM (W4eKo)

12 shithead dad

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2021 04:49 PM (oEn12)

13 "The problem is Hunter's debit cards aren't working"

LOL so typical of trust fund brats

...not that I would know

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 04:49 PM (83lwH)

14 Biden just dissed the blood of patriots and said if you want to take on the government you need F15s and nukes. Surreal. Of course given we have lost a war or two against sub 80 IQ types armed with AK 47s and a working knowledge of explosives, one wonders.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 23, 2021 04:49 PM (YDEpQ)

15 I have information that will lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 23, 2021 04:49 PM (0G13K)

16 Grampa says dad will grow out of it. I'm not holding my baby's breath.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at June 23, 2021 04:50 PM (W4eKo)

17 Wait...wut?!

"We know Hunter stays up the rest of that night, logging into an encrypted government site, "secure.login.gov," a number of times until 4:04 a.m."

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2021 04:50 PM (cF8AT)

18 Hunter has probably banged Jill and Kamala too

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2021 04:50 PM (mR6Gs)

19 I have information that will lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 23, 2021 04:49 PM (0G13K)

we should be so lucky...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 23, 2021 04:50 PM (8D42x)

20 Miranda Devine would be a great porn star name.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 23, 2021 04:50 PM (xPl2J)

21 Why does the criminal crackhead son of a former Vice President have Secret Service agents running interference for his crime sprees?

Posted by: Ace at 05:44 PM


Seriously. WTF?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2021 04:51 PM (Ez6QX)

22
"We know Hunter stays up the rest of that night, logging into an encrypted government site, "secure.login.gov," a number of times until 4:04 a.m."
Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2021 04:50 PM (cF8AT)

WE know too

Posted by: China at June 23, 2021 04:51 PM (mR6Gs)

23 "He balances a line of M&Ms on his erect penis and takes photographs of it."

Did Yanna then eat the M&Ms?

M&Ms with more nutty flavor...blech!

Posted by: Thrawn at June 23, 2021 04:51 PM (a+Mub)

24 Reading anything about Hunter makes me feel like I need to take a shower afterward.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 04:51 PM (Vi7PN)

25 John McAfee didn't kill himself.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 23, 2021 04:51 PM (uWF4x)

26 >>>24 Reading anything about Hunter makes me feel like I need to take a shower afterward.

He's so disgusting he makes me not want to have sex.

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 04:51 PM (0G13K)

27 And let's give his father power over the finances of the federal government.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 23, 2021 04:52 PM (xxG/v)

28 [@14: "Biden just dissed the blood of patriots and said if you want to take on the government you need F15s and nukes."

Maybe we can buy some of the Humvees that the Afghan National Army has been abandoning en masse to the Taliban these last two weeks.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 23, 2021 04:52 PM (+WWsf)

29 Hunter was emailing on a secure site his DC fixer. Dad was in the basement watching MeTV.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 23, 2021 04:52 PM (YDEpQ)

30 4 Hey, balancing a line of M&Ms on your erect penis is quite a feat!
Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2021 04:47 PM (mR6Gs)

Might depend how many M&Ms are on that Rod of Decadence.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 23, 2021 04:52 PM (a+Mub)

31 That this hasn't been the downfall of Biden is the **most outrageous thing to happen in our time. They haven't even bothered denying. Biden was running an influence racket and its open for everyone to see. And. they. do. not. deny. it.

**ok setting up the incoming administration and using it as fuel to launch a 4 year investigation and impeachment is up there too. Oh and stealing a federal election that the true winner took in a landslide. It's macabre.

Posted by: havelhavolim at June 23, 2021 04:52 PM (fLpTX)

32 A little candy never hurt anyone. Ahoy!

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at June 23, 2021 04:52 PM (W4eKo)

33 Hunter has probably banged Jill and Kamala too

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2021 04:50 PM (mR6Gs)
++++He sounds like a walking disease.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 23, 2021 04:52 PM (pmLp6)

34 With humans facing these sorts of problems, I just might be able to roam free forever!

Posted by: The Missing Cow at June 23, 2021 04:52 PM (xxG/v)

35 RIP John McAfee

Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (uWF4x)

36 Boy, I am So glad we have M&M Penis Balancing Olympics with Russian prostitutes controlled by the Russian mob instead of mean Tweets!

Shout out of thanks to nevertrump!

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (dhhKu)

37 Might depend how many M&Ms are on that Rod of Decadence.
___

Two, three at the most.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (Vi7PN)

38 I saw M&M-Dick Jam open for Ziggy Marley at the Helix Fest back in 2017.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (V13WU)

39 These sock failures are becoming a concern. Nevertheless, Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (W4eKo)

40 And yet nothing will happen to the piece of shit. It's fucking infuriating.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (nxdel)

41 "Five minutes later Savage texts again: "Come on H, this is linked to Celtic's account. DC is calling me every 10. Let me up or come down. I can't help if you don't let me H."

This is typical of Meth highs - you feel so good that you simply don't give a F about time. If someone is waiting on you? You'll get to them when you feel like it.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (83lwH)

42 We got the wrong Biden in the white house.

Hunter would be great!!!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (eONdq)

43 Hunter is so foul, he looks like he smells of cigarettes and bo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (0Cl6X)

44 >>>29 Hunter was emailing on a secure site his DC fixer.

I wouldn't rule that out, except that Robert Savage called and Hunter seemed to be avoiding him. Savage told him "I'm getting calls from DC every ten minutes." If Hunter were contacting him, he'd say, "C'mon, YOU've been calling me every ten minutes."

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (0G13K)

45 Miranda Devine thinks that Joe Biden may have wound up paying for Hunter's porn-with-prostitutes shoot as well as his crack.

-------

Did Joe Biden also pay for several abortions of Hunter's spawn -- whose mothers may have included Dr. Jill, his widowed sister-in-law, and his niece?

Inquiring "journalist" minds don't want to know ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (e7vCJ)

46 Never have cared about the foibles of the relatives of political figures. Whether they were on "my side," or not.

Posted by: TC at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (ok0Y5)

47 Hunter's name is Robert

that's why I like to call him Bob

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (j9HX3)

48 Pure Class.

The country is in the best of hands.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (AiZBA)

49 willowed: about the McAfee "suicide": TGP has an interview up
from awhile back where he says that if he's ever found dead, it will
because he was murdered, and it made to look like suicide. grain of salt
and all that, but still, one of those things that make you go
"hmmmm..."


Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated we all know it. at June 23, 2021 04:47 PM (P8FeH)

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (P8FeH)

50 Made a chicken sausage Sammy with tomato sauce and provolone, it was 2 handed, but still did my duty and called the horde.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (Cxk7w)

51 18 Hunter has probably banged Jill and Kamala too
Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2021 04:50 PM (mR6Gs)

******

What about me?

Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (xxG/v)

52 ok, yes it's bad. But honestly, the stamina on this guy is impressive. He's 50 and still on the hookers and blow train.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (ts6Zs)

53 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

54 >>>39 These sock failures are becoming a concern. Nevertheless, Ahoy!
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol

Ahoy, obese noodledick!

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (0G13K)

55 RIP John McAfee

And I just renewed my subscription.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (nxdel)

56 Who in DC was calling Savage? Was it Biden? Or one of Biden's puppetmasters?

Jill.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (jOcSX)

57 Blah, blah blah. Wah, wah. Wah, wah wah wahwah.

The Aristocrats.

The End.

Good night, everybody!

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (glGDV)

58 Paint me first!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (UHVv4)

59 Light him on fire. . .. and refuse to piss on him to put him out

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & their evil spawn at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (5DfsO)

60 Government "Protective Services" go above and beyond in taking care of juvenile adolescent Hunter.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (Cus5s)

61 $8000 bucks for a hooker, hundreds for the drugs and thousands for the room stay. Gangsta trash. And he has been banned from the hotel. Imagine what that takes?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (YDEpQ)

62 I think it was worse than Hunter calling the secret service to fix it. It looks like the secret service was activity seeing all the crimes he was committing, as his dad was paying for it, and then offering him to clean it up. It was the secret service or Joe who was choosing to help Hunter get out of his mess, so how much time was wasted and tax payer money spent to have a baby sitter at the secret service on call for when Hinter f'd up?

Posted by: Rbastid at June 23, 2021 04:55 PM (cV5LV)

63 I think Hunter banged everything and everyone and snorted every substance available.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 04:55 PM (V13WU)

64 "logging into an encrypted government site"

and why does Hunter Biden have access?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 04:55 PM (83lwH)

65 You know why Our Betters believed the pee tape was real?

Because of what all they and their kids are doing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 23, 2021 04:55 PM (GbPPJ)

66 >And I just renewed my subscription.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (nxdel)


I found him!

(I knew someone must pay for that)

Posted by: havelhavolim at June 23, 2021 04:55 PM (fLpTX)

67 The elites and masterminds of this world seem to be composed entirely of vicious maniacs, pedophiles and sexual deviants.

Basically, Satan's cockholsters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 23, 2021 04:55 PM (rqB9n)

68 Comment 53, I salute you.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 23, 2021 04:55 PM (glGDV)

69 You know why Our Betters believed the pee tape was real?

Because of what all they and their kids are doing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 23, 2021 04:55 PM (GbPPJ)


Donald Trump is the cleanest man in politics.

Donald. Trump.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (jOcSX)

70 Hunter will never have to pay for this, it will all godson thedrain.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (Cxk7w)

71 >>>It looks like the secret service was activity seeing all the crimes he was committing, as his dad was paying for it, and then offering him to clean it up.

hmm, first I was going to disagree, but then I thought, it sure is possible there's a special VIP credit-monitoring program in the government, so yeah, maybe they were seeing all these weird transations to Russian-owned crime fronts in real time.

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (0G13K)

72 @Breaking911

BIDEN: "Those who say the blood of Patriots, you know, and all the stuff about how we're gonna have to move against the government."

"If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons."

https://tinyurl.com/yfoj9uz9

Oh someone get the hook...

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (cF8AT)

73 I think Hunter banged everything and everyone and snorted every substance available.
___

Just because he dorked you doesn't mean he dorked everyone.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (Vi7PN)

74 Never have cared about the foibles of the relatives of political figures. Whether they were on "my side," or not.

Posted by: TC at June 23, 2021 04:53 PM (ok0Y5)

---
but his Daddy, "The Big Guy" is neck deep in all this shit, so it IS a big fing deal... as the Big Guy was know to say, back when he wasn't a demented buffoon.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (P8FeH)

75 The illegitimate president is a moderate centrist with only your well-being at stake.

Literally nothing will happen. No questions for Joe, no warrants for Hunter, and in a week, no one will remember the story. This country has gone to shite.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (VWp7G)

76 Never have cared about the foibles of the relatives of political figures.

Neither have we. Love is Love. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (W4eKo)

77 This, too, is the story of obama.

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (KnJdm)

78 @52: "He's 50 and still on the hookers and blow train."

Some guys never got off that train until they're thrown off while passing over a deep ravine bridge. At least he has his artwork to keep him busy until then.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (+WWsf)

79 So, the notorious pee dossier was actually about Hunter....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 04:57 PM (SDdx5)

80 Odds that the prostitute and pimp service involved committed suicide? 100%

Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2021 04:57 PM (5iUNf)

81 OT but from the end of the last thread:

McAfee's tweet that he's not suicidal and if he ends up dead in prison, he was whacked.

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/
1200864283766251521

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 04:57 PM (UHVv4)

82 Donald Trump is the cleanest man in politics.

Donald. Trump.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (jOcSX)


Yup. Some how, some way, a NYC real estate developer who, by the way, also owned a casino, is squeaky clean.

*hands all over the place*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 23, 2021 04:57 PM (GbPPJ)

83 I think Hunter banged everything and everyone and snorted every substance available.
___

Just because he dorked you doesn't mean he dorked everyone.
Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (Vi7PN)

Not following your humor there.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 04:57 PM (V13WU)

84 The Ruling Class.... Peter O'Toole made a movie about it... rather prescient, actually.

Posted by: kraken at June 23, 2021 04:57 PM (6Je/Q)

85 wow, so i just read the content, and it's worse than i thought...

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 23, 2021 04:58 PM (8D42x)

86 hmm, first I was going to disagree, but then I thought, it sure is possible there's a special VIP credit-monitoring program in the government, so yeah, maybe they were seeing all these weird transations to Russian-owned crime fronts in real time.

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (0G13K)

But the $3.5 million from the wife of a Russian politician paid to Hunter made them go zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2021 04:58 PM (cF8AT)

87 Hunter Biden sounds like John Holmes. Gifted in the junk and a total loser in every other way.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 04:58 PM (2DOZq)

88 willowed: about the McAfee "suicide": TGP has an interview up from awhile back where he says that if he's ever found dead, it will because he was murdered, and it made to look like suicide. grain of salt and all that, but still, one of those things that make you go "hmmmm..."
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated we all know it. at June 23, 2021 04:47 PM (P8FeH)


If I posted the "Legal Issues" section for McAfee from wiki, it would kill the hamsters and I would be banned. He had a lot of issues.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2021 04:58 PM (EughT)

89 BIDEN: "Those who say the blood of Patriots, you know, and all the
stuff about how we're gonna have to move against the government."



"If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons."



https://tinyurl.com/yfoj9uz9
Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (cF8AT)

So, you're saying that Jan. 6 was NOT an insurrection?

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 04:58 PM (KnJdm)

90 Did Biden own an island in the Caribbean by chance ?

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 04:58 PM (V13WU)

91
BIDEN: "Those who say the blood of Patriots, you know, and all the stuff about how we're gonna have to move against the government."

"If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons."


Oh someone get the hook...
Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (cF8AT)


A half dozen Taliban managed to infiltrate an airbase in Afghanistan and knock out a squadron of Marine aircraft. Just imagine what would happen when the government can't secure its airfields here in the US from fellow Americans.

We may not have F-15s, but neither will your side in short order.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 04:58 PM (jOcSX)

92 72 @Breaking911

BIDEN: "Those who say the blood of Patriots, you know, and all the stuff about how we're gonna have to move against the government."

Posted by: Tami at June 23, 2021 04:56 PM (cF8AT)

Interesting he says this, as the "insurrectionists" on Jan 6th weren't armed and they were supposedly such a threat to the government that they need to be kept in solitary confinement.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (a+Mub)

93 Wait, so we don't like Hunter Biden? Because the more ace writes the stronger the bond I feel for him.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (NK6ne)

94 He's so disgusting he makes me not want to have sex.

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 04:51 PM (0G13K)


Certainly not with him, even if he baits his penis with candies.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (yQpMk)

95 Isn't a marmont a type of weasel??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (UHVv4)

96 dammit

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (yQpMk)

97 *types*

*deletes*

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 23, 2021 04:58 PM (8D42x)

This.

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (KnJdm)

98 I wonder, was it " peanut" M&Ms? Cause those things can cause BAD hooker reactions...

Posted by: kraken at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (6Je/Q)

99 but Beau was a saint. yeah.

Posted by: x at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (oA+QO)

100 "If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons."


I will accept those terms

because the second amendment is SPECIFICALLY about private citizens being able to be as well-protected as the govt

so, I'll await the personal-nuke-stimulus package I'm sure you will be sending my way, "Celtic"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (j9HX3)

101 Ahoy, obese noodledick!

At this stage in the game, I consider that a compliment. Sigh. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (W4eKo)

102 Isn't a marmont a type of weasel??
Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (UHVv4)


It's a type of drink.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 05:00 PM (V13WU)

103 Pics of Yanna? She's gotta be on only fans

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2021 05:00 PM (ezqmI)

104 OT but from the end of the last thread:

McAfee's tweet that he's not suicidal and if he ends up dead in prison, he was whacked.

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/
1200864283766251521
Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 04:57 PM (UHVv4)



I don't know anything about this guy. Did he have dirt on some people?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2021 05:00 PM (Ez6QX)

105
Sound of Sefton searching for M&M's to hurl out the window.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:00 PM (s2VJv)

106 99 but Beau was a saint. yeah.


I suppose these things are relative

but Joe Jr ("Beau") was definitely another asshole

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 23, 2021 05:00 PM (j9HX3)

107 My theory is that Hunter basically spent his life being abused by Joe and Jill, while Beau was given the royal treatment. Beau was the designated heir, while Hunter was expected to do the shit-work of laundering money. It ate away at him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 05:00 PM (jOcSX)

108 Hell. I can balance a dozen Reeces peanut butter cups on me whanger. Hunter must be hung like a flea.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 23, 2021 05:00 PM (o2MD2)

109 It's about a black kid trying to get out of the ghetto by studying, working, enjoying classical music, etc.

The local gang bangers are giving him shit so he sets out to get rid of them like John Wick on steroids.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 04:41 PM

...

This is fantastic.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (ohOLP)

110 Politicians, soevially Dems, but all of them, treat elections as war and reward themselves with plunder and spoils.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (oEn12)

111 but Beau was a saint. yeah.
Posted by: x at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (oA+QO)


Beau was likely insulated from the Biden corruption to ensure his political future.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (jOcSX)

112 Can I get 10-1 odds on:

Hunter dead from tragic heroin overdose.
Biden resigns to spend more time with family.

Thanks.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (83lwH)

113 By the way, I call bullshit on Savage never hearing of the Chateau Marmont.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (Ez6QX)

114 Sefton will never look at M&Ms the same way....Or ever.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (V13WU)

115 93 Wait, so we don't like Hunter Biden? Because the more ace writes the stronger the bond I feel for him.


you'll have to trust me, but he was a decent dude in HS

Beau was a jerkface

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (j9HX3)

116 Let's all go to the lobby!
Let's all go to the lobby!
Let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves some snatch!

Er, "snacks!"

Posted by: dancing M&Ms at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (UHVv4)

117 Insanity. The Big Guy is negotiating with Iranians right now on nuclear weapons, for God's sake. He talks weekly to hostile heads of state. This bumbling fool could start a world war. And the Secret Service can't protect us from that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (migxp)

118 Oooh, Rob!

Posted by: Laura Petrie at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (UHVv4)

119

Please excuse John McAfee from prison meals as he is dead but did not kill himself.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (s2VJv)

120 It is hard for a real journalist not to trip on a story out of the clear blue about a Hunter crime.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)

121 >>> but Beau was a saint. yeah.
Posted by: x


Every single member of that family is utterly corrupt. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (VWp7G)

122 Wait, so we don't like Hunter Biden? Because the more ace writes the stronger the bond I feel for him.

I respect anyone who lives the Ace of Spades Moron Lifestyle to its fullest.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (jOcSX)

123 The amount of blackmail material China and Russia have on that dipshit Biden family must be endless.

Posted by: JROD at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (0jZnq)

124 114 Sefton will never look at M&Ms the same way....Or ever.
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (V13WU)


Might as well call them Enema M's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (s2VJv)

125 you'll have to trust me, but he was a decent dude in HS





Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (j9HX3)

Well, yeah. He had the hookers and blow.

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (KnJdm)

126 Say, does Dan Bongino have any comment on these 'ham and eggers' in the Secret Service?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (mdjgu)

127 Four big Butterfingers. End to end.

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (0OP+5)

128 How many M&Ms?

Posted by: Don LayMon at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (4fSQf)

129 We'll find out he pees on Russian hookers next. Because of course.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (uEbPt)

130 How Hunter not partying with Epstein?

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (ezqmI)

131 The Bidens.... out Kennedying the Kennedys...

Posted by: kraken at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (6Je/Q)

132
I haz watched zero porn that Hunter Biden was in.


any morons watched any porn with Hunter accidently in it?


no kink shaming

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (bTQ72)

133 Let's hope Joe doesn't triple dog dare Iran over needing nukes.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (YDEpQ)

134 >>>113 By the way, I call bullshit on Savage never hearing of the Chateau Marmont.

Yeah there's a lot of bullshit in this statement. The Chateau Marmont is infamous.

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (0G13K)

135 $25,000 same as chateau marmont

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (yrol0)

136 118 Oooh, Rob!
Posted by: Laura Petrie at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (UHVv4)


I always thought you were a dish...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (s2VJv)

137 Gifted in the junk and a total loser in every other way.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 04:58 PM (2DOZq)

Any needle-dick can be a beastmaster if he has cash up front.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (SDdx5)

138 If Hunter can get this kind of pull, I'd sorta' like to be adopted by the 'tard.

My dick on the other hand....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (3H9h1)

139 maybe this is all RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (0G13K)

140 I find Rice Krispie treats to be the most erotic of 2nd tier confections.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (NK6ne)

141 "If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons."


I want a nuke

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (oEn12)

142 The amount of blackmail material China and Russia have on that dipshit Biden family must be endless.
Posted by: JROD at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (0jZnq)


Honestly, how much of it is even useful anymore. They could leak a tape of Hunter fucking four Messican midget trannies dressed as circus clowns while snorting a line of coke off the corpse of a donkey, and people wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (jOcSX)

143 >>>Say, does Dan Bongino have any comment on these 'ham and eggers' in the Secret Service?
Posted by: Darrell Harris


It's his biggest annoyance for me. Every SS agent is a saint, and the FBI is full with straight shooters. Sure, Danny. Sure.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (VWp7G)

144 133 Let's hope Joe doesn't triple dog dare Iran over needing nukes.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (YDEpQ)


Iran has just issued a blanket statement that there will be no more negotiations. They are either clever or really really stupid, consider who we have controlling things here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (s2VJv)

145 131 The Bidens.... out Kennedying the Kennedys...
Posted by: kraken at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (6Je/Q)

They killed a movie star yet??

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (yrol0)

146 I respect anyone who lives the Ace of Spades Moron Lifestyle to its fullest.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 05:02 PM (jOcSX)

I'm unclear on the hobo hunting part of this deal. Not sure Hunter would feel comfortable skinning 'em.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (SDdx5)

147 *bing's Chateau Marmont

It's pet friendly !

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 05:05 PM (V13WU)

148 >>>126 Say, does Dan Bongino have any comment on these 'ham and eggers' in the Secret Service?

I can personally vouch for the integrity, probity, and straight-shootericity of agents Robert Savage III and Dale Pupillo and whoever they got to murder the whore.

Posted by: Andy McCarthy at June 23, 2021 05:05 PM (0G13K)

149 What it's about: the privileges and unaccountability of the Deep State.
What the MSM will let the story be about: someone's drug addicted kid and the "pouncers" who blame the father for the son.

Posted by: Zek at June 23, 2021 05:05 PM (5RTdG)

150 If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons.

Yet a bunch of unarmed people wandering around the Capitol was an "insurrection".

Square that circle, fuckface. I'll even give you time to shit your pants.

Posted by: spindrift at June 23, 2021 05:05 PM (J4kjf)

151 Who would have thought there would be President that was more trailer park trash than Bill Clinton? I would have lost all my money on that bet.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 05:05 PM (2DOZq)

152 They could leak a tape of Hunter fucking four Messican midget trannies dressed as circus clowns while snorting a line of coke off the corpse of a donkey, and people wouldn't be surprised.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (jOcSX)

I'm a little concerned about your imagination....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 05:05 PM (SDdx5)

153 145 131 The Bidens.... out Kennedying the Kennedys...
Posted by: kraken at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (6Je/Q)

They killed a movie star yet??
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (yrol0)

There's still time...

Posted by: kraken at June 23, 2021 05:05 PM (6Je/Q)

154 135 $25,000 same as chateau marmont
Posted by: rhennigantx

inflation is crazy in the Biden years

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2021 05:05 PM (oEn12)

155 145 131 The Bidens.... out Kennedying the Kennedys...
Posted by: kraken at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (6Je/Q)

They killed a movie star yet??
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (yrol0)


No, but they are dancing on the graves of their kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:06 PM (s2VJv)

156 Honestly, how much of it is even useful anymore. They could leak a tape of Hunter fucking four Messican midget trannies dressed as circus clowns while snorting a line of coke off the corpse of a donkey, and people wouldn't be surprised.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (jOcSX)

Link?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2021 05:06 PM (eONdq)

157 It's like the media is juggling multiple story "balls" like mad - dementia Joe, Hunter, Whitehouse, and on and on - let's add a chainsaw to the mix and see what happens!

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 23, 2021 05:06 PM (YDEpQ)

158 Iran has just issued a blanket statement that there will be no more negotiations. They are either clever or really really stupid, consider who we have controlling things here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (s2VJv)

We just gave them PR, HI, and St Anges of Northsides 9th Grade virgins girls (and boys).

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:06 PM (yrol0)

159 I swear the dead whore was in the room when I checked in, Officer.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 23, 2021 05:06 PM (yQpMk)

160 Last year I saw so many leftists on twitter saying they were voting for Biden to restore dignity and honor to the office. Too bad most of them will never hear of this since the media will bury it.

But since the pro was Russian they'd call it a disinformation campaign anyway.

Can we divorce now?

Posted by: abbynormal at June 23, 2021 05:06 PM (Dse6M)

161 It's pet friendly !
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 05:05 PM (V13WU)

Apparently. I'm sure Hunter's room smelled like he kept pets in there.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 05:06 PM (SDdx5)

162 >>>If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons.


Someone tell the illegitimate president the F-15s are retired.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (VWp7G)

163 Let's not forget that Hunter Biden has never had an honest job. But hookers and blow to the tune of $25K, paid from his personal account, is no big deal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (migxp)

164 The biggest casualty in all of this is the respect I used to have for organizations like the Secret Service.

Used to.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (4fSQf)

165
did JFK make any porn movies?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (bTQ72)

166 139 maybe this is all RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION
Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 05:03 PM (0G13K)


More like Ukie dat information.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (s2VJv)

167 Probably just a small taste of what it's like to be "connected".

Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (+ya+t)

168 I'm starting to think Hunter Biden is pretty awesome.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (h1jJh)

169 Miranda Devine would be a great porn star name.
Posted by: Mark1971
---

A black sheep uncle (can I say that?) by marriage, divorced my aunt and took up with a woman who called herself, 'Laurel Rhododendron'. The family predicted that it would end badly...which it did.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (bPH26)

170 anyone thinking of the 2000s thriller "Spartan"?

I remember seeing that and *believing* it. And now I'm believing it hardcore.

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (0G13K)

171 They should make it official and change the family name to "Aristocrats."

Posted by: Zek at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (5RTdG)

172
*Reads sone more about Chateau Marmont


Hey, in 2020 they decided to make it members only !

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (V13WU)

173 So the retired SS agent s lawyer says the reported messages are fabricated. The pawn shop owner or who does he think fabricated Hunters sewer life?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (BivDu)

174 Someone tell the illegitimate president the F-15s are retired.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (VWp7G)

F-5, F-16, whatever it takes.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (SDdx5)

175 I would normally post my regular comment "You tax dollars atwerk" but I don't know whose tax bux they would be, ours or Chyna's.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (HaL55)

176 Hunter's a troubled, misunderstood artist. Joe's an over indulgent but loving father. And they're Catholic. Judge not lest ye be aborted. Something like that.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (8HvsU)

177 >>>The biggest casualty in all of this is the respect I used to have for organizations like the Secret Service.

Used to.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Same. Also the FBI, ATF, etc, etc.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (VWp7G)

178 M&M-dick jam.

Is that like smegma, but more chocolately.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (ju2Fy)

179 157 It's like the media is juggling multiple story "balls" like mad - dementia Joe, Hunter, Whitehouse, and on and on - let's add a chainsaw to the mix and see what happens!
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 23, 2021 05:06 PM (YDEpQ)


Sound of Khatchaturian's "Saber Dance" with Ed Sullivan looking on from the wings...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (s2VJv)

180 "If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons."

WTF? I hope this statement wasn't referencing action against legal American citizens...because this is seriously a statement outlining illegal unconstitutional tyranny against a dissenting population right there. And grounds for immediate impeachment and imprisonment. You can not make these statements as President about waging war against dissenting US citizens without triggering a serious action by the states and the other two branches of the government.

Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (5iUNf)

181 This all seems very seedy and awful but at least Trump is not tweeting. That's the important thing to remember here.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (Vxu+H)

182 inflation is crazy in the Biden years
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2021 05:05 PM (oEn12)

*Fireside Chats*
Joe: I remember when $25,000 would buy a nice house.
Hunter: I remember when it barely covered a rim job and some missionary.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (yrol0)

183 Ace, I sent you an email earlier. I've been banned and I have no idea why. If it was for cause, I'll shuffle off onto the ice floe, but I think it was a mistake.

Ok, if you unban me, I'll wear crocs for a week and ride a Vespa.

Posted by: Duke Lowell's Phone at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (pQrYJ)

184 178 M&M-dick jam.

Is that like smegma, but more chocolately.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (ju2Fy)


Eww, fucking rank dude! Feh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (s2VJv)

185 I am not happy about this defilement of the M&M brand! Not happy!

Posted by: Weasel at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (MVjcR)

186 Let's not forget that Hunter Biden has never had an honest job. But hookers and blow to the tune of $25K, paid from his personal account, is no big deal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (migxp)



Apparently it was from Joe's account.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (yQpMk)

187 >>>F-5, F-16, whatever it takes.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief


I'd like to send DC some F-Us.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (VWp7G)

188 Who would have thought there would be President that was more trailer park trash than Bill Clinton? I would have lost all my money on that bet.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 05:05 PM


Don't worry. With the coming hyper-inflation, you still will lose all your money.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (EughT)

189 ""If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s"

Yup, and an M16A2 will get me an F-15, or the pilot that would have flown it. Thanks.

"and maybe some nuclear weapons."

This canard again? I don't want weapons of mass destruction - not trying to destroy America, trying to take it back relatively intact (sans several million Marxists)

The Afgans did a pretty decent job against the best military in the world, with nothing but rifles and stuff you can buy at radio shack.

The 2nd Amendment is about defense from tyranny. Giving that right up to a government that could turn tyrannical is like building a wall around Rome and handing the barbarians the keys to the gates.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (83lwH)

190 Who in DC was calling Savage? Was it Biden? Or one of Biden's puppetmasters?

Jill.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 04:54 PM (jOcSX)

his is a distinct possibility i hadn't considered in all this.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (8D42x)

191 159 I swear the dead whore was in the room when I checked in, Officer.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 23, 2021 05:06 PM (yQpMk)

Do not try that a Hertz!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (yrol0)

192 Spartan was a great flick, and who knew is was non fiction?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (YDEpQ)

193 178 M&M-dick jam.

Is that like smegma, but more chocolately.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (ju2Fy)

Nothing says love like licking the dick-sweat off your treats.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (SDdx5)

194 Grampa, can we play with that suitcase shaped like a football again?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (W4eKo)

195 I'm actually kind of amazed Joe hasn't had Hunter Biden Epsteined.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (migxp)

196 And they thought the Palins were tawdry.

Posted by: April at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (OX9vb)

197 It's like the media is juggling multiple story "balls" like mad - dementia Joe, Hunter, Whitehouse, and on and on - let's add a chainsaw to the mix and see what happens!
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks
-----

...a laughably inept VP...except, it's not funny.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (bPH26)

198 It's like the media is juggling multiple story "balls" like mad -
dementia Joe, Hunter, Whitehouse, and on and on - let's add a chainsaw
to the mix and see what happens!

Seconded. I'd almost pay to see that. Almost.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (HaL55)

199 187 >>>F-5, F-16, whatever it takes.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief


I'd like to send DC some F-Us.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (VWp7G)

"I give you very best F4-U!"

- - Chance Vought dressed as Vietnamese hooker

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (s2VJv)

200 >>>183 Ace, I sent you an email earlier. I've been banned and I have no idea why. If it was for cause, I'll shuffle off onto the ice floe, but I think it was a mistake.

Sorry, I will look into it. It is probably a mistake. We ban a lot of IPs because of the trolls, and then sometimes people change their own IP into a banned one.

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (0G13K)

201 Salma Hayek, 54, says pregnancy and menopause have made her boobs grow 'many, many sizes' and left her suffering serious back pain - as she denies rumors that she got implants


we need more research on this

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (bTQ72)

202 Dong Jingwei, the Chinese defector with dirt on U.S. elites and CCP. Better odds not to kill himself at the hands of U.S. or CCP?

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (KnJdm)

203 Iran knows the Sundowner administration isn't going to go against them and they can do what they want.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (Cxk7w)

204 Apparently it was from Joe's account.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (yQpMk)

================
another guy who has never had an honest job

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (migxp)

205 I'm an idiot so I don't know: Who is releasing the emails? I checked Miranda Devine's article and it doesn't say. Is it pursuant to a FOIA request? Why are they being dripped out? I know Rudy has an imaged copy of the laptop contents but I haven't seen his name associated with the releases.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (qe5CM)

206 You know the difference between an Onion and a Dead Russian Hooker, Ace?







You cry when you cut up an onion.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (QAYuG)

207 Salma Hayek, 54, says pregnancy and menopause have
made her boobs grow 'many, many sizes' and left her suffering serious
back pain - as she denies rumors that she got implants





we need more research on this

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (bTQ72)

Menopause makes boobs grow?

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (KnJdm)

208 Nothing says love like licking the dick-sweat off your treats.

That's prolly an extra-charge thingy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (HaL55)

209 184 178 M&M-dick jam.

Is that like smegma, but more chocolately.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (ju2Fy)


Eww, fucking rank dude! Feh!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM (s2VJv)

Every time Kyle Bush is shown on TV in the 18 car I will think of Hunters dick and a link of Brown M and Ms.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (yrol0)

210 Checks 2nd Amendment....


Nope, nothing about need. Just 'shall not be infringed'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (4fSQf)

211 Why do I feel that somewhere under a dormant volcano Hillary is discussing the implications of all this with John Podesta, Valjar and a few others on a large screen?

Posted by: Zek at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (5RTdG)

212 did JFK make any porn movies?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 05:07 PM (bTQ72)

No.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Crane at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (eONdq)

213 For more conspiracy theory shite, John McAfee's IG feed posted a giant "Q" 2 hours ago.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQecC-TnyER/

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (wAnMi)

214 You guys ready for me yet?

Posted by: Madame la Guillotine at June 23, 2021 05:12 PM (Ok/Cy)

215 What Joe is really saying is that he would have no problem napalming your lovely village or nuking you if you get out of line. Swallwell was just ahead of the talking points.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 23, 2021 05:12 PM (YDEpQ)

216 Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Duke Lowell's Phone at June 23, 2021 05:12 PM (pQrYJ)

217 206 You know the difference between an Onion and a Dead Russian Hooker, Ace?
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (QAYuG)

Onions taste better?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:12 PM (yrol0)

218 196 And they thought the Palins were tawdry.
Posted by: April at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (OX9vb)

They had normal problems, like all families. The Bidens take this several steps beyond normal, I'd say.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 05:12 PM (SDdx5)

219 fdghcvbvcbn

Posted by: xncbvc at June 23, 2021 05:12 PM (iF7OH)

220 This statement by a US President is a lot more problematic that it is taken here - he's suggesting that he'll use overwhelming force to quell dissent in a constitutional government. An armed population is our right, to suggest that we can't address wrongs because we are armed is to suggest dictatorship - why isn't McCarthy and McConnell not beating him into submission with a night stick right now?

Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2021 05:12 PM (5iUNf)

221 Melts in your mouth, not on your glans.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM (QAYuG)

222 >>>"I give you very best F4-U!"

- - Chance Vought dressed as Vietnamese hooker
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


He so horny.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM (VWp7G)

223 You cry when you cut up an onion.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (QAYuG)



Let he who hasn't dismembered an inconvenient corpse cast the first stone.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM (yQpMk)

224 Voter fraud found in ohio! Edward snodgrass a republican elected office holder has plead guilty to voter fraud for voting for trump multiple times! And this isn't the only case of republicans caught voting for trump multiple times.

Posted by: raimondo at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM (rieCY)

225 They had normal problems, like all families.



==

well...not like all families....

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM (V13WU)

226 Apparently. I'm sure Hunter's room smelled like he kept pets in there.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 05:06 PM (SDdx5)


Amphibians and reptiles.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM (wAnMi)

227 I'll shuffle off onto the ice floe, but I think it was a mistake.
------

Camp Banhammer has available cots. I was there for quite a while. Lawyers, guns, and money managed to spring me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM (bPH26)

228 201 Salma Hayek, 54, says pregnancy and menopause have made her boobs grow 'many, many sizes' and left her suffering serious back pain - as she denies rumors that she got implants


we need more research on this
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (bTQ72)

I will always be ready to lend her my support.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM (o2MD2)

229 Menopause makes boobs grow?
Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 05:11 PM (KnJdm)


I sincerely hope not. I already had one reduction.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)

230 >>>6 You know the difference between an Onion and a Dead Russian Hooker, Ace?

one has a lot of layers, the other has a lot of lay-ees?

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K)

231 scenario: Kamala tells Hunter "i'll sleep with you if you get the Big Guy to name me as his VP"... why not? she fucked her way into #Failifornia politics, so why not into the Blair House, with a shot at the White House?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM (P8FeH)

232 "He balances a line of M&Ms on his erect penis and takes photographs of it."

Big deal. I have done the same thing with wet, heated Charleston Chews. I ended up pulling off some of the skin and bleeding profusely for a few hours and now I need some skin grafts on my schlong but it was worth it to get the photos for my social media accounts.

Posted by: Social Media Influencer at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (4BuV+)

233 Hayek's memoir, The Road To MILFdom, is excellent.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (xPl2J)

234 True story -

M&M was reluctant to sign on, but remembered the time they passed on E.T and Resse's Pieces got all the glory. They were not going to let that happen again.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (Ok/Cy)

235 The Afgans did a pretty decent job against the best military in the
world, with nothing but rifles and stuff you can buy at radio shack.

--
I want one of these Radio Shack rifles.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (h1jJh)

236 >>>223 You cry when you cut up an onion.
Posted by: garrett

lol

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (0G13K)

237 Every time Kyle Bush is shown on TV in the 18 car I will think of Hunters dick and a link of Brown M and Ms.
And now, so will I. Never liked that little prick. Always called him Little Prick Boy.
Now with visuals! ewwww...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (HaL55)

238 Piss off, racist foreign retard.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (yQpMk)

239 Is that like smegma, but more chocolately.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (ju2Fy)

Nothing says love like licking the dick-sweat off your treats.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 05:10 PM (SDdx5)



This is some grade-A appetite suppression, thanks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (Ez6QX)

240 Sorry, I will look into it. It is probably a mistake. We ban a lot of IPs because of the trolls, and then sometimes people change their own IP into a banned one.

Posted by: ace

make him wear the crocs

Posted by: x at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (oA+QO)

241 "If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons."

I challenge the government to a dance-off!

Posted by: Stonn at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (xP36F)

242 You know the difference between an Onion and a Dead Russian Hooker, Ace?
one has a lot of layers, the other has a lot of lay-ees?
Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K)


Only one will make you cry?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 23, 2021 05:15 PM (wAnMi)

243 I find Rice Krispie treats to be the most erotic of 2nd tier confections.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 23, 2021 05:04 PM (NK6ne)


I need a clearer definition of the tiers of confections before I weigh in on the veracity of this claim.

Posted by: TC at June 23, 2021 05:15 PM (ok0Y5)

244 232 Posted by: Social Media Influencer at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (4BuV+)


Cackling like a demented hyena over here!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:15 PM (s2VJv)

245 220 This statement by a US President is a lot more problematic that it is taken here - he's suggesting that he'll use overwhelming force to quell dissent in a constitutional government. An armed population is our right, to suggest that we can't address wrongs because we are armed is to suggest dictatorship - why isn't McCarthy and McConnell not beating him into submission with a night stick right now?
Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2021 05:12 PM (5iUNf)

Bombing Houston, SA, and Austin would make Texas a much better place.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:15 PM (yrol0)

246 They had normal problems, like all families.
--------

They were just living their best life.

Posted by: Katie Hill at June 23, 2021 05:15 PM (bPH26)

247 >>>You know the difference between an Onion and a Dead Russian Hooker, Ace?

Dead, Russian Hookers don't talk.

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 05:15 PM (KnJdm)

248 ...and stuff you can buy at radio shack.
Cool clock, Achmed.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 05:16 PM (UHVv4)

249 M&M's....they melt in your mouth, not on your dick.

Posted by: Yanna at June 23, 2021 05:16 PM (a4EWo)

250 Hunter really really needs to stay out of jails. Any jails.

Posted by: torabora at June 23, 2021 05:16 PM (UbD03)

251 make him wear the crocs

Posted by: x at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (oA+QO)

And pics.

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 05:16 PM (KnJdm)

252 make him wear the crocs


Remove the crocs of shame! Affix the crocs of liberation!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2021 05:16 PM (yQpMk)

253 I'd love to see Joe ask the pilots to start launching JDAMs against civilians.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2021 05:17 PM (4fSQf)

254 The Bidens. I've reached the stage that I just expect this now and I'm not surprised at all. They'll get away with it of course and the country will continue to spiral towards destruction.

I had a nice walk today along the Potomac. There are trails along the George Washington Pkwy. Beautiful day too. Perfect weather.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2021 05:17 PM (QFVV9)

255 M&M's....they melt in your mouth, not on your dick.

Melts in your mouth, not on your glans.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 23, 2021 05:17 PM (SchxB)

256 201. Sorry Selma, you either had a boob lift or you are taking so many hormones to battle menopause symptoms that you have enough estrogen to out milk a Jersey cow. Have a friend on that desperate attempt to stay young through better chemistry road and she is starting to look like she will topple over any minute. Beautiful woman who no longer has a waist as her torso is overtaken by boobage. At 60 she looks ridiculous.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2021 05:18 PM (BivDu)

257 Maybe there's a slush fund controlled by the Secret Service to handle shit like this. They use former agents so they don't have to be directly involved.

Somehow somebody needs to get Doc Savage to testify under oath, because he's lying his ass off right now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 23, 2021 05:18 PM (sWM8x)

258 This is like the movie The Sting, where grifters steal stolen money from grifters, and they panic.

Imagine the humiliation of a whore like joe biden being robbed by a russian whore. These people are scum.

The whole world looks at the US and sneers. We are a joke for letting this happen.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 23, 2021 05:18 PM (Ok/Cy)

259 Are we counting taint here too? [Scratches chin while silently contemplating one of those Ferrero Rocher pyramids] ... I'd have to remain completely still ...

Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2021 05:18 PM (sHpEi)

260

"...and then the Yam Shooter scores a direct hit on Hunter's yutzik and M&M's go flying into the audience!"

"That's - That's - Incredible! What do you call that?!"

"The Aristocrats!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 05:18 PM (s2VJv)

261
McAfee is mortadella?

Here's the thing: John MacAfee was just wacky enough to kill himself after insisting for years that he would never kill himself just to fck with us.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 23, 2021 05:18 PM (S3UJx)

262 235 The Afgans did a pretty decent job against the best military in the
world, with nothing but rifles and stuff you can buy at radio shack.

--
I want one of these Radio Shack rifles.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 23, 2021 05:14 PM (h1jJh)

I did some work where there were F-18s and F-16s were station. We needed to run wifi about 2 miles down the runway. XO ask me if this would interfere with the planes. I said Sir, if you could bring down a F-18 with wifi every Afghani village would have a Linksys router.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:18 PM (yrol0)

263 Why does the criminal crackhead son of a former Vice President have Secret Service agents running interference for his crime sprees?

--

One thing's for sure. The "press" sure doesn't give a damn.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2021 05:18 PM (O+I8R)

264 Beautiful woman who no longer has a waist as her torso is overtaken by boobage.


Pics?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2021 05:18 PM (yQpMk)

265 Melts in your mouth, not on your glans.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2021 05:13 PM
-------------

LOL.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at June 23, 2021 05:18 PM (ju2Fy)

266 95 Isn't a marmont a type of weasel??
Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (UHVv4)

In GoT, a marmont was a bear.

Posted by: Carrots at June 23, 2021 05:18 PM (VcFUs)

267 I'm beginning to understand where the idea for the infamous Trump in Russian hotell pee tape came from.

JHC, this guy is a douchebag f%$#-up. He's helping them collect blackmail photos and access to all of his and his family's finances and government accounts.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2021 05:19 PM (bDqIh)

268 You know the difference between an Onion and a Dead Russian Hooker, Ace?
Nothing, mate! They're both bloomin'!

Posted by: bruce, the outback restaurant ceo at June 23, 2021 05:19 PM (UHVv4)

269
Did not "Doctor" Jill tout Hunter as being the Bidn family's "core" or "rallying point" or some such nonsense?

Do they string M&Ms together and perform a Maypole dance around his schlong? Is that the type of "center" of which she spoke?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2021 05:19 PM (pNxlR)

270 There are trails along the George Washington Pkwy.
--

*?!*

That hasn't been renamed yet?

[scribbles note]

Posted by: AOC at June 23, 2021 05:19 PM (pK7cg)

271 The unlawful usurpers really are feeling their oats.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 23, 2021 05:19 PM (W4eKo)

272 245. Because most of the population knows that his words are those of a brain addled dementia affected old man. Who is not in charge.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2021 05:20 PM (BivDu)

273
Marmot, Dad, marmot!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2021 05:20 PM (pNxlR)

274 Almost forgot, china. They both have alot of layers!

Posted by: bruce, the outback restaurant ceo at June 23, 2021 05:20 PM (UHVv4)

275
Did not "Doctor" Jill tout Hunter as being the Bidn family's "core" or "rallying point" or some such nonsense?

Do they string M&Ms together and perform a Maypole dance around his schlong? Is that the type of "center" of which she spoke?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
---

*recollects Joe's concern for the 'Biden Family Legacy'*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2021 05:20 PM (pK7cg)

276 . . . The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Just the punchline -- for the Biden era at June 23, 2021 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

277 You can not make these statements as President about waging war against dissenting US citizens without triggering a serious action by the states and the other two branches of the government.
Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2021 05:08 PM (5iUNf)
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As evidenced by the illigitimate resident of 1600 pensy, yes. Yes you can say shit like that with no pushback from congress, senate, scotus.

Posted by: Carrots at June 23, 2021 05:21 PM (VcFUs)

278 MM's....they melt in your mouth, not on your dick.

Posted by: Yanna at June 23, 2021 05:16 PM (a4EWo)

--
How do you know where my dick is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 23, 2021 05:21 PM (h1jJh)

279 266 95 Isn't a marmont a type of weasel??
Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 04:59 PM (UHVv4)

In GoT, a marmont was a bear.
Posted by: Carrots at June 23, 2021 05:18 PM (VcFUs)

Marmont is a big old ground squirrel. We have one that my would would see running back by a park. She called him Mike.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:21 PM (yrol0)

280 264. LOL I knew that was coming. Uh NO.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2021 05:21 PM (BivDu)

281
een Russia, crack gets addicted to you!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at June 23, 2021 05:21 PM (S3UJx)

282 This is so ridiculous. It does not matter at all. Biden is a democrat. No matter how corrupt, nothing will happen. The Sheldon Whitehouse is perfect example. They went after Rick Perry becaue of a racist rock near someplace he camped and this Senator belongs to a discriminatory club and it is just laughed off. Imagine if he was a Republican. They literally had to make stuff up about Trump. No proof, no corruption, but he's a Russian stooge. Never does anything pro Russia his entire time in office. Biden immediately shuts down the pipeline and then gives the go ahead for Russia to build a pipeline and voila!, we are no longer energy independent and Russia is making money again.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2021 05:21 PM (sd8p8)

283 If my father was Joe Biden, I might be a total piece of fucking shit like his son, Hunter Biden because why not? I'd party and rape and do drugs like climate change was coming to destroy the earth tomorrow.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 23, 2021 05:22 PM (HnNKD)

284 >>How do you know where my dick is?


Mine is, how you say?

...in your wife.

Posted by: Paolo at June 23, 2021 05:22 PM (PdneE)

285 Did I say I'd wear crocs? I meant I'd wrestle crocs. Big ones too on account of me being super straight and all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell's Phone at June 23, 2021 05:22 PM (HWisp)

286 Marmont is a big old ground squirrel. We have one that my would would see running back by a park. She called him Mike.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:21 PM (yrol0)


There are tons of them around here. I think they're cute.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2021 05:22 PM (Ez6QX)

287 OT: Since I saw a racing post above, is anybody else watching that SRX Racing on CBS Saturday nights. They tour around to short tracks around the country with a pretty good lineup. Tony Stewart and Ray Evernham are the brains behind it. I've enjoyed it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2021 05:22 PM (QFVV9)

288 I see our local bay area news is suddenly all over the "delta variant" which accounts for 1:5 new cases.

Why do I think this is all leading up to the new #twoweeks to flatten the curve? Newsom is already getting nostalgic.

WE ALL GON DIE!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 23, 2021 05:22 PM (wAnMi)

289 Serious, why would anyone put M&Ms on their dick?

This is something a 5yo would do if he had a boner and a russian hooker and did not know what to do with them.

This fool has serious mental problems.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 23, 2021 05:23 PM (Ok/Cy)

290 Well, so far as we know, Hunter likes females.

So far as we know.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 23, 2021 05:23 PM (s+u6b)

291
I see our local bay area news is suddenly all over the "delta variant" which accounts for 1:5 new cases


Delta dawn, where's that mask that you need on?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2021 05:23 PM (pNxlR)

292 283 If my father was Joe Biden, I might be a total piece of fucking shit like his son, Hunter Biden because why not? I'd party and rape and do drugs like climate change was coming to destroy the earth tomorrow.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 23, 2021 05:22 PM (HnNKD)

Exactly as they depicted SCOTUS Kavanaugh!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:23 PM (yrol0)

293 There were Twizzlers found all over McAfee's cell, Hillary's favorite candy and calling card.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 23, 2021 05:24 PM (NK6ne)

294 186-
Apparently it was from Joe's account.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2021 05:09 PM

Makes sense as Hunter was probably holding onto "The Big Guy's" cut from his various deals. Keeping it off the books for Joe.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 23, 2021 05:24 PM (qe5CM)

295 OT: Since I saw a racing post above, is anybody else watching that SRX Racing on CBS Saturday nights. They tour around to short tracks around the country with a pretty good lineup. Tony Stewart and Ray Evernham are the brains behind it. I've enjoyed it.

--

Mr. Black is watching it right now. He DVRd it from Sat. He's definitely loving it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2021 05:24 PM (O+I8R)

296 Loser doesn't begin to describe Hunter and Beijing Biden.

And Beijing Biden is a horrible father. Instead of trying to get his son to get help or not enabling him if he refused, he made him the face of his graft operation, which would only exacerbate Hunter's problems.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 23, 2021 05:24 PM (9hauA)

297 289 Serious, why would anyone put M&Ms on their dick?

This is something a 5yo would do if he had a boner and a russian hooker and did not know what to do with them.

This fool has serious mental problems.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 23, 2021 05:23 PM (Ok/Cy)

M and M hell no! Skittles fuck yeah

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:24 PM (yrol0)

298 "I want one of these Radio Shack rifles."

IEDs.

But this is all bait. They want the GOP to use "nukes" and "American cities" in the same sentence so the media can loop it out of context 24/7 and parrot "see what a threat domestic terrorism is?"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 05:24 PM (83lwH)

299 >>>Since I saw a racing post above, is anybody else watching that SRX Racing on CBS Saturday nights. They tour around to short tracks around the country with a pretty good lineup. Tony Stewart and Ray Evernham are the brains behind it. I've enjoyed it.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Concur. I believe Hailie Deegan finished second in the last race.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:24 PM (bkUtD)

300
Since I saw a racing post above, is anybody else watching that SRX Racing on CBS Saturday nights. They tour around to short tracks around the country with a pretty good lineup. Tony Stewart and Ray Evernham are the brains behind it. I've enjoyed it.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Do you watch Vice Grip Garage on youtube?
He did some racing this week.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at June 23, 2021 05:25 PM (S3UJx)

301 >>Well, so far as we know, Hunter likes females.


Apparently he likes to let them peg him...so.

I'm gonna go with Omni-Sexual when it comes to Hunter Biden.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2021 05:25 PM (PdneE)

302 05:24 PM (Pzzpr)
You're a DICK!!!

Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother at June 23, 2021 05:25 PM (UHVv4)

303 Damned nasty sock. Had carrots in my chili.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 23, 2021 05:25 PM (VcFUs)

304 Tee hee!

Posted by: Media Blackout at June 23, 2021 05:25 PM (wN6Kr)

305 It's hard to beat the Biden Family Sleaze Factor. What a disgusting family.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2021 05:25 PM (O+I8R)

306 I see our local bay area news is suddenly all over the "delta variant" which accounts for 1:5 new cases.

Per the UK's NHS, the Delta (Indian) variant is 1/3 as deadly as the normal flu. Not normal WuFlu. Normal flu.

You can guess what shrieking eunuch Boris Johnson decided to do over there.

Posted by: spindrift at June 23, 2021 05:25 PM (J4kjf)

307 Starts clock on when Brit tabloids start calling him "Punter Biden."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2021 05:25 PM (Zhwz2)

308 Bombing Houston, SA, and Austin would make Texas a much better place.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:15 PM (yrol0)

Well, can't argue that. But Texans don't need Biden to do that, they could just cut off all access, including police and fire personnel, fuel, food, water...these places would get their minds right in about, oh, 10 days or so.

But Biden and WH/executive officials need to be brought before Congress to explain this statement by the President - like fucking tomorrow morning. Mitch and Kevin need to be jumping up and down, this is really shocking that a US President would suggest military action against political dissent without any evidence of provocation or illegality.

Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2021 05:25 PM (5iUNf)

309 Leave.The.M&M's.Alone.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 23, 2021 05:25 PM (ynvvX)

310 I didn't see this until now - Paul Joseph Watson did a quick video on the new Karen movie. It looks even worse than we were talking about - almost comic levels of bad.

https://youtu.be/m8y_QzvQTa0

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 23, 2021 05:25 PM (wAnMi)

311 >> Serious, why would anyone put M&Ms on their dick?


Reese', however.

Posted by: E.T. at June 23, 2021 05:26 PM (PdneE)

312 They had normal problems, like all families. The Bidens take this several steps beyond normal, I'd say.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 05:12 PM (SDdx5)

That's how I felt about the Palins, too. So many people I knew who mocked them only needed to go to a family dinner to see that they have no room to criticize.



Spit.

Posted by: April at June 23, 2021 05:26 PM (OX9vb)

313 You know the difference between an Onion and a Dead Russian Hooker, Ace?
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The Clintons never made any onions?

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 05:26 PM (uEbPt)

314 "This fool has serious mental problems."

With the amount of meth and crack he's been taking, I'm surprised he is still alive. Has he never been in rehab?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 05:26 PM (83lwH)

315 299 >>>Since I saw a racing post above, is anybody else watching that SRX Racing on CBS Saturday nights. They tour around to short tracks around the country with a pretty good lineup. Tony Stewart and Ray Evernham are the brains behind it. I've enjoyed it.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Concur. I believe Hailie Deegan finished second in the last race.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:24 PM (bkUtD)

She put on the show! And missed practice!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:26 PM (yrol0)

316 290 Well, so far as we know, Hunter likes females.

So far as we know.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 23, 2021 05:23 PM (s+u6b)

I suspect that in the throes of drugs and porn, he'd stick his dick in just about anything.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 05:26 PM (SDdx5)

317
I'm gonna go with Omni-Sexual when it comes to Hunter Biden.


Cloaca-Sexual is, I think, more to the point.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2021 05:26 PM (pNxlR)

318 >>>It's hard to beat the Biden Family Sleaze Factor. What a disgusting family.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Jill is the worst of the bunch. Joe has Alzheimer's and Hunter is a junkie, but this bitch puts on the nice act as if she's not in on the corruption.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:26 PM (bkUtD)

319 305 It's hard to beat the Biden Family Sleaze Factor. What a disgusting family.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2021 05:25 PM (O+I8R)

Pat, What is the Clintons?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 05:27 PM (yrol0)

320 Serious, why would anyone put M&Ms on their dick?

Because their dick is too damn tiny to line up a bunch of Charleston Chews.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 23, 2021 05:27 PM (wAnMi)

321 But this is all bait. They want the GOP to use "nukes" and "American cities" in the same sentence so the media can loop it out of context 24/7 and parrot "see what a threat domestic terrorism is?"
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 05:24 PM (83lwH)



Gob Bluth: "And don't edit this for your broadcast so it sounds like I KILLED EARL MILFORD."

John Beard: "A shocking confession, tonight at 11:00."

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2021 05:27 PM (Ez6QX)

322 I want someone to ask Pelosi about this and why she is not creating a committee to look into impeaching Joe Biden over his cover up of Hunter. Imagine her answer.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2021 05:27 PM (BivDu)

323 I suspect that in the throes of drugs and porn, he'd stick his dick in just about anything.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 23, 2021 05:26 PM (SDdx5)

Dad I miss Major!

Posted by: Hunter B at June 23, 2021 05:28 PM (yrol0)

324 News chyron here was claiming 40% of new U.S. cases were Delta that they felt needed to be clarified with something like "formerly known as the Indian variant."

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 05:28 PM (UHVv4)

325 >>>She put on the show! And missed practice!
Posted by: rhennigantx


Kids and I are going to Pocono Saturday. Truck race then a Monster race. Gonna be sweet.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:28 PM (bkUtD)

326 Peanut M&Ms are the only good M&Ms.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2021 05:28 PM (lAwoa)

327 Wait, so we don't like Hunter Biden? Because the more ace writes the stronger the bond I feel for him.


you'll have to trust me, but he was a decent dude in HS

Beau was a jerkface
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (j9HX3)
___

Who cares?

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 05:28 PM (Vi7PN)

328 There's no way Puddinhead isn't under the thumb of both Chinese and Russian intelligence. Absolutely no fucking way.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 23, 2021 05:28 PM (sWM8x)

329
Now do you believe me when I tell it's the biden junta who's "hacking" shit in the US, not Russians?

The biden junta and the feds are a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at June 23, 2021 05:28 PM (S3UJx)

330 Yanni must be quite the piece to command 4 G's a day.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 23, 2021 05:28 PM (o2MD2)

331
Women are from Venus.
Men are from M&M/Mars.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 23, 2021 05:28 PM (ynvvX)

332 I considered the Clintons. But at least Chelsea is just a hypocritical, privileged b*tch. She's not passing out on crack, sexing up her cousins and hooking up with prostitutes.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2021 05:28 PM (O+I8R)

333 Heart and soul of the family.

Which should send Jessie Jackson in to lead an intervention, like he did for Bubba.

Posted by: Karen at June 23, 2021 05:29 PM (F9322)

334 Kids and I are going to Pocono Saturday. Truck race then a Monster race. Gonna be sweet.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:28 PM (bkUtD)

Sunday is X and Then another Cup race

Posted by: Hunter B at June 23, 2021 05:29 PM (yrol0)

335 Who would the audience be for that Karen film? Everyone hates Karen already and if you are a Karen you certainly wouldn;t want to see it.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2021 05:29 PM (sd8p8)

336 322 I want someone to ask Pelosi about this and why she is not creating a committee to look into impeaching Joe Biden over his cover up of Hunter. Imagine her answer.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2021 05:27 PM (BivDu)

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"White ring conspiracy theory! Next question?"

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2021 05:29 PM (e7vCJ)

337 Serious, why would anyone put MMs on their dick? Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 23, 2021 05:23 PM (Ok/Cy)

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

https://youtu.be/78gt7pfjlCU

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 05:29 PM (KnJdm)

338 >>>Sunday is X and Then another Cup race
Posted by: Hunter B


Odd they put four races in two days, but I won't complain.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:29 PM (bkUtD)

339 As a bit of a wayward hedonistic princeling myself, I stand in awe of the sheer magnitude of Hunter's depravity and horniness.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 23, 2021 05:29 PM (qH3IT)

340 Do you watch Vice Grip Garage on youtube?


No, but I'll check it out.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2021 05:30 PM (QFVV9)

341 >>you'll have to trust me, but he was a decent dude in HS


Always had some M&Ms for you?

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2021 05:30 PM (lAwoa)

342 Wait, hold on.

Hunter Biden grifted BILLIONS from the Chinese, but he can't lay his hands on $8,000 cash?

Hell, I can get $8,000 cash anywhere in the world right now, and I don't have stacks of twenties being dropped in my pocket.

Are they punking us with this guy?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 05:30 PM (5p7BC)

343 As a bit of a wayward hedonistic princeling myself, I stand in awe of the sheer magnitude of Hunter's depravity and horniness.
Posted by: Broseidon
___

Figures he'd be a role model for some.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 05:30 PM (Vi7PN)

344 See you later. Dinner's ready although I'm skipping the M&Ms for dessert.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 05:31 PM (UHVv4)

345 I bet he cheated and used those terrible mini MnM's. A real man would use Peanut ones

Posted by: Broseidon at June 23, 2021 05:31 PM (qH3IT)

346 This fool has serious mental problems.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 23, 2021 05:23 PM (Ok/Cy)

Seriously. Gummy Coke Bottles are where it's at.

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 05:32 PM (KnJdm)

347 Didn't they float the idea of arresting sitting GOP members of Congress for "terrorist threats" or something?

This is bait.

https://tinyurl.com/s974zkcn

Maybe they plan to change the Senate balance so they can reload HR1. "There's no mechanism to revoke a bill signed into law because Congressmen were detained on false charges"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 05:32 PM (83lwH)

348 KihHola tweeted that the vaccine is safe and free. And so you need to take it. Yeah no honey, nothing is free in this world.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 23, 2021 05:32 PM (W+Idx)

349 315:
Concur. I believe Hailie Deegan finished second in the last race.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:24 PM (bkUtD)

She put on the show! And missed practice!
Posted by: rhennigantx



She for real. They are moving her career at the right pace and not throwing her into the deep end just yet. She's doing ok in the truck series. She seeing most of these tracks for the first time. She a cutie. Only 19.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2021 05:32 PM (QFVV9)

350 . . . The Aristocrats!
That should become an thing when referring to that "family."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 05:32 PM (HaL55)

351 >> If my father was Joe Biden, I might be a total piece of fucking shit like his son, Hunter Biden because why not?


Not to excuse Hunter -- at all! -- but there's some really f'd up family dynamics here, where Joe may have abused his kids, and he always praised his beloved Beau while making Hunter do the family's dirty work.

Sure looks like Hunter was/is doing all of this risky stuff not only because he can (Secret Service will clean up!), but as a way to act out -- like he wanted to piss off his dad (so he could be let off from bagman duties) or get caught. Seriously, the guy slept with his sainted brother's widow, likely her kid, also her sister, and then left a laptop brimming with lurid photos and all kinds of incriminating evidence of graft at the repair shop. If that doesn't scream "I hate you Pops and I want to get caught so I can finally stop this!!" then I don't know what does.

The whole family is a dumpster fire.

Posted by: Just the punchline -- for the Biden era at June 23, 2021 05:32 PM (bDqIh)

352 Are they punking us with this guy?
Posted by: Dave in Fla

I guess bevause he's a junkie spendthrift they limit his access to cash?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2021 05:32 PM (oEn12)

353 Off sock that wants to talk to my manager.

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2021 05:33 PM (F9322)

354 Miranda Devine better watch her back.

Posted by: Cheri at June 23, 2021 05:33 PM (FGQ5G)

355 So, under the new Biden mantra, if a gun shop accidentally sells Hunter a gun, because he falsified his data...

Then ATF will come and close the gun shop, to stop gun violence.

In fact, IF they had given the Agent the fraudulent paperwork, that would have ENSURED they would loose their Fed Firearm license.

anyone seeing a pattern here yet.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 05:33 PM (oHd/0)

356 >>. . . The Aristocrats!
That should become an thing when referring to that "family."


Yes

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2021 05:33 PM (bDqIh)

357 Peanut M&Ms are the only good M&Ms.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2021 05:28
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But are they better on a penis?

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at June 23, 2021 05:33 PM (ju2Fy)

358 When JoeTUS says he is proud of Hunter, I believe him.

Posted by: Anotheranon at June 23, 2021 05:33 PM (KROxo)

359 @287 Puddleglum- I've watched it. The week before last was their first race at Stafford (asphalt) and then Knoxville last week on the dirt.
Been enjoying watching clip of, Kyle Larson winning all the NOOSECAR races after all the BS he went through. The WoO races he's been winning on dirt have been fun to watch too.
In F1 it looks like Verstappen/Red Bull can possibly end Hamilton/Mercs run. All is good in the auto racing world.

Posted by: JROD at June 23, 2021 05:34 PM (0jZnq)

360 Guarandamnfuckingteed the only thing that saved Beau Biden's name was Cancer.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2021 05:34 PM (lAwoa)

361 This would be fucking hilarious if it wasn't so sad.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 23, 2021 05:34 PM (ufFY8)

362 >>But are they better on a penis?


You didn't read CBD's Food Thread this weekend?

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2021 05:34 PM (lAwoa)

363 342 Wait, hold on.

Hunter Biden grifted BILLIONS from the Chinese, but he can't lay his hands on $8,000 cash?

Hell, I can get $8,000 cash anywhere in the world right now, and I don't have stacks of twenties being dropped in my pocket.

Are they punking us with this guy?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 05:30 PM (5p7BC)

Ever here Patrick Ewing's old comment about "We make a lot, but we spend a lot." Pretty sure Hunter isn't exactly keeping track of his expenditures like a fiscally responsible person would.

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2021 05:34 PM (F9322)

364 >>>She for real. They are moving her career at the right pace and not throwing her into the deep end just yet. She's doing ok in the truck series. She seeing most of these tracks for the first time. She a cutie. Only 19.
Posted by: Puddleglum

My kids love her. She's a good driver, but she has the worst luck. Always getting caught up in something some other doofus did on the track.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:35 PM (bkUtD)

365 These people are the fucking slime of humanity. Shit people voted in by other shit people.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2021 05:35 PM (VwHCD)

366 Women are from Venus.
Men are from M&M/Mars.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 23, 2021 05:28 PM (ynvvX)

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"You should see where I shoved the Mars bar while filming!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2021 05:35 PM (e7vCJ)

367 Are they punking us with this guy?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 05:30 PM (5p7BC)

He had the money but I think he fucked up trying to get it.

Wrong pin numbers or whatever cause it went thru later I think.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2021 05:35 PM (eONdq)

368 >>>Are they punking us with this guy?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 05:30 PM (5p7BC)
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He blew through $4,000 a day on the whore plus the room, food, booze, drugs and who knows what else.
That's an easy $8,000 a day.

And hey, a necessary part of the grift is hiding most of the money.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 05:36 PM (wXw18)

369 >>> Who would the audience be for that Karen film? Everyone hates Karen already and if you are a Karen you certainly wouldn;t want to see it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2021 05:29 PM (sd8p


Hate is a simple, dumb beast, but it's also voracious and needs to be continuously fed lest it turn inward and consume itself.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2021 05:36 PM (sHpEi)

370 >>Guarandamnfuckingteed the only thing that saved Beau Biden's name was Cancer.


Yeah, given what we've seen from the rest of the family, it would be shocking if he led a clean life.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2021 05:36 PM (bDqIh)

371 Jordan Peele is a bit more subtle than this "Karen" guy, but not by much. This is sort of his genre, and that guy is horning in on his routine. Sad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2021 05:36 PM (Zhwz2)

372 If he wasn't such a corrupt scumbag and wasn't using his family position to illicitly milk foreign governments for cash - yeah, I think I'd have a bit of a soft spot for Hunter. I read the texts to his exes sister. He is fuckkked. Ludicrously insecure. If he was just some dude in a bar, I'd buy him a drink and lie to him that things will get better.

But he IS a giant corrupt scumbag so most of my pity dissolves.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 23, 2021 05:37 PM (icI8A)

373 Wow the US is a shithole.

Posted by: Venezuela at June 23, 2021 05:37 PM (wtZ2h)

374 Real Spartan feeling?

John Spartan? is this a three shells thing?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 05:38 PM (oHd/0)

375 Wow the US is a shithole.

Posted by: Venezuela at June 23, 2021 05:37 PM (wtZ2h)

Yeah but at least our toilets flush. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2021 05:38 PM (VwHCD)

376 359 @287 Puddleglum- I've watched it. The week before last was their first race at Stafford (asphalt) and then Knoxville last week on the dirt.
Been enjoying watching clip of, Kyle Larson winning all the NOOSECAR races after all the BS he went through. The WoO races he's been winning on dirt have been fun to watch too.
In F1 it looks like Verstappen/Red Bull can possibly end Hamilton/Mercs run. All is good in the auto racing world.
Posted by: JROD


It's crazy how well Larson has been doing. I agree about Verstappen/Red Bull Honda. Hope they knock off that smug prick Hamilton. Indycar has been entertaining too. Some new names winning races. Love Road America. Need to see a race there some day. I'm an IMSA fan mostly. Next race for them is Mid Ohio this weekend.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2021 05:38 PM (QFVV9)

377 Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) confirmed this week that he is negotiating an amnesty deal for likely millions of illegal aliens with Senate Democrats.

breitbart

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 05:39 PM (Vi7PN)

378 DECLINED

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2021 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

379 I think Hunter is the one that takes after Joe. Maybe Beau was more like Mama.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 23, 2021 05:39 PM (YynYJ)

380 Wow the US is a shithole.
Posted by: Venezuela at June 23, 2021 05:37 PM (wtZ2h)

I know, right?

Posted by: Zimbabwe at June 23, 2021 05:39 PM (sHpEi)

381 377 Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) confirmed this week that he is negotiating an amnesty deal for likely millions of illegal aliens with Senate Democrats.

breitbart
Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 05:39 PM (Vi7PN)

Shocka.

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2021 05:40 PM (F9322)

382 About him needing cash - was he married in 2018? Because he probably just needed to hide it from the wifey. Not always easy to not leave a paper trail.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 23, 2021 05:40 PM (icI8A)

383 Elite Courtesan must not mean what I thought it meant if it means hanging out with Hunter Biden for multiple days.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 23, 2021 05:40 PM (ynvvX)

384 Hell, I can get $8,000 cash anywhere in the world right now, and I don't have stacks of twenties being dropped in my pocket.

Are they punking us with this guy?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 05:30 PM (5p7BC)

...

Probably the only way to keep him from mowing through $80k a day was to keep his accounts limited in some fashion.

I have $5 that says Biden didn't know his kid palmed his card until the debits started rolling in.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2021 05:40 PM (ohOLP)

385 We are ruled by a degenerate class of traitors, thieves, drug addicts and whoremongers. It's got a real last days of the Roman Empire feel to it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 23, 2021 05:40 PM (II3Gr)

386 >>>Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) confirmed this week that he is negotiating an amnesty deal for likely millions of illegal aliens with Senate Democrats.


Vote harder, Texas.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:40 PM (bkUtD)

387 Last pic I saw of Hunter his "new" teeth were turning dark yellow.

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2021 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

388 386 >>>Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) confirmed this week that he is negotiating an amnesty deal for likely millions of illegal aliens with Senate Democrats.


Vote harder, Texas.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:40 PM (bkUtD)

Maybe more donations will sway him?

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2021 05:41 PM (F9322)

389 We are ruled by a degenerate class of traitors,
thieves, drug addicts and whoremongers. It's got a real last days of the
Roman Empire feel to it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 23, 2021 05:40 PM (II3Gr)

Absolutely.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2021 05:41 PM (VwHCD)

390 Move along little corgis!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 23, 2021 05:41 PM (+WWsf)

391 >>>We are ruled by a degenerate class of traitors, thieves, drug addicts and whoremongers. It's got a real last days of the Roman Empire feel to it.
Posted by: Insomniac


Unlike the Romans, we only lasted 245 years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:41 PM (bkUtD)

392 So many around the World and Earth have no help l. No help and can't afford prostitutes or the simple pleasure of a M + M dick jam.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 23, 2021 05:41 PM (eZwXS)

393 "Hunter Biden grifted BILLIONS from the Chinese, but he can't lay his hands on $8,000 cash?"

When you have that much money, the problem becomes 1st World - it's not a question of finding $8K, the problem is the "tiresome ritual" of
1) opening your wallet to fish out the credit card
2) finding your glasses so you can read the damn CCV code
3) dealing with the bank because the amount trigger their fraud alert and the card is declined, etc.

That could take an entire 5 mins out your life.

I've gone with poor friends and rich friends to buy a car. The poor friend checked every line and savored each step of the process, because this was 18 months of savings. The rich friend wanted to just trade the check for the keys and was anger that he was being delayed over "bullsht" paperwork.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 05:42 PM (83lwH)

394
Kids and I are going to Pocono Saturday. Truck race then a Monster race. Gonna be sweet.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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One word: Ear plugs

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 23, 2021 05:42 PM (cGzEU)

395 Re the Spartan thing. Ed O'Neill could do serious acting.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2021 05:42 PM (axyOa)

396 nood


Lawyers

Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2021 05:42 PM (sHpEi)

397 JujuBee: On the one hand, Hunter. On the other, eight grand and free crack. Woman's gotta have her priorities.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 23, 2021 05:42 PM (icI8A)

398 "Russian, Green Eyes, Thin Brunette, an elite courtesan," is Yanna's pitch, along with a menu of sex acts.

It's not a bad sales pitch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 23, 2021 05:43 PM (II3Gr)

399 You didn't read CBD's Food Thread this weekend?

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2021 05:34
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He sous vide'd peanuts on a penis?

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at June 23, 2021 05:43 PM (ju2Fy)

400 I view this through the prism of what the left and media did to Sarah Palin.


The Biden family are the scum of the earth, literally.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 23, 2021 05:43 PM (rqB9n)

401 Also he picked a really lame fake name. It's supposed to be like Carlos Danger, dude.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 23, 2021 05:43 PM (icI8A)

402 speaking of Ed O'Neill acting in David Mamet movies -- the theme for "The Spanish Prisoner" is really eerie and mysterious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs5RwCvxHl0

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 05:43 PM (0G13K)

403 Oh well. Sell moar paintings!

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2021 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

404
I have $5 that says Biden didn't know his kid palmed his card until the debits started rolling in.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2021 05:40 PM (ohOLP)
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Quite possible.
The deals were made by the 'big man'.
Hunter was the bag man.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 05:44 PM (wXw18)

405 NOOD

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2021 05:44 PM (bkUtD)

406 She wasn't elite. I couldn't get her to pitch the M&M's at my "bat" so I could knock 'em out of the park.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 23, 2021 05:44 PM (ynvvX)

407 Entire family is disgusting and rotten

Posted by: Summer of Love at June 23, 2021 05:44 PM (3l9FQ)

408 you'll have to trust me, but he was a decent dude in HS
Beau was a jerkface
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 23, 2021 05:01 PM (j9HX3)


Absolutely. I mean, how could you not like a guy who poses naked in an open kimono with a 7 year old girl? Or getting a footjob from a 14 year old cousin? That's the very definition of class.

Beau on the other hand was worried about optics for some reason, and kept most of his proclivities hidden. Jerk.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 23, 2021 05:44 PM (wAnMi)

409 What a bunch of corrupt traitors we have as 'leaders'. 100% firing top to bottom (president down to township hall custodian) would only be a good start. Barbed wire and lamp posts (some assembly required)

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 23, 2021 05:45 PM (/6GbT)

410 "We are ruled by a degenerate class of traitors, thieves, drug addicts and whoremongers. It's got a real last days of the Roman Empire feel to it."

I have a theory that Nero is misunderstood. He didn't fiddle because he was nuts, he fiddled because he was joyous to see the whole rotten edifice burn to ground.

History buffs have countered that he was indeed mad, but I think in this instance he was lucid.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 05:45 PM (83lwH)

411 As a bit of a wayward hedonistic princeling myself, I stand in awe of the sheer magnitude of Hunter's depravity and horniness.
Posted by: Broseidon

*two and a half thumbs up*

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at June 23, 2021 05:53 PM (TiELo)

412 So how does the negotiations with the 'retired' SS agents go?

SS agents "Okay, 250 thousands a year, full benefits and a car allowance and all expenses."

The Big Guy "Agreed"

SS agents "Now, will you want the deluxe package for an additional 5 million dollars?

The Big Guy "What? What the hell is the deluxe package?"

SS agents "We don't write books."

Posted by: JB1000 at June 23, 2021 05:59 PM (Kvs3k)

413 Are you fucking kidding me? This is a subplot right out of Pulp Fiction with Sullivan playing the role of The Wolf AKA a fixer.

And whoever heard of a hooker offering a refund unless men with guns, say Samuel Jackson and John Travolta show up to recover the goods.

Posted by: AntiMarxProLennon at June 23, 2021 06:00 PM (BSU57)

414
Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) confirmed this week that he is negotiating an amnesty deal for likely millions of illegal aliens with Senate Democrats.

Julyteenth

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2021 06:10 PM (63Dwl)

415 considered the Clintons. But at least Chelsea is just a hypocritical, privileged b*tch. She's not passing out on crack, sexing up her cousins and hooking up with prostitutes.


Mostly because she's too ugly.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 23, 2021 06:11 PM (ySQBZ)

416 My wife's niece did the basically the same crime Joe's niece did with credit card scam.

She got seven years and served 3 while Biden's niece got probation and not one day

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2021 06:30 PM (8o8kf)

417 Imagine being a Chinese spy. Here for years methodically gathering blackmail material for the big day. Hunter's laptop info starts to dribble out and you have to go back to your boss with, "Yeah, I got nothin"

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 23, 2021 06:36 PM (nWxPx)

418 So where is this video proof
If it real shre the link

Posted by: Proud Moderate at June 23, 2021 07:07 PM (taEMh)

419 How many m&m's though?

Posted by: Rodney smith at June 23, 2021 10:46 PM (E/mOC)

420 I thought 'moderate, centrist Democrats' came pre-packaged with drug-dealing, crackhead, whoring kids.

Posted by: aelfheld at June 24, 2021 11:53 AM (Zy9Yy)

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