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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/29/21)

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The Saturday Night Joke

The professor goes to the university canteen for lunch, a student sits across from him at the same table. The professor gets annoyed with him and said: "A pig and bird do not eat together".

Student: "I apologize. Then I'll fly to another table". The professor is very frustrated about the student's astute answer and decides to get the student back on the next exam.

But during the exam, the student answers all the questions correctly and again the professor must swallow his frustration. During an oral test, the professor asks: "There are 2 bags in the street. One is full of money and the other full of intelligence. Which one do you choose?"

Student: "The bag of money."

Professor: "I think the bag with intelligence would have been better."

Student: "I know. People always choose what they don't have."(H/T clutch)

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Moar Saturday Night humor...........

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(H/T JT)


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Ranking summer beers? If they are wet and cold, does it matter?

As a woman in her early thirties of extensive alcohol-drinking experience, I’ve come to understand the perfect summer beer as having a few crucial qualities: The ideal beverage for a sweltering afternoon is heavier than a Coors Light (gross) but certainly lighter than a Sam Adams (even grosser)—something that tastes like a beer without much of the aftertaste or bite. It’s readily available in bottles, which simply feel better sweating in one’s hand and are indispensable props for those of us accustomed to talking with their hands. And, crucially, the ideal summer beer is of a slight enough alcohol content that you can drink about a hundred and fifty of them and still operate heavy machinery if the occasion calls for it. (Summer is about spontaneity and adventure, after all.)

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18 Gross Things Americans Do, According To People In Other Countries

18 Gross Things Americans Do, According To People In Other Countries

Folks, it might be time to wake up, smell the gunpowder, and realize that Americans have some very different customs than in other parts of the world. From just the standard weird American habits like driving a car everywhere to the more nasty stuff like putting wearing shoes inside the house, people in other countries have definitely noticed our strange, star-spangled practices.

Here are some of the more surprising ones from Twitter:


The ONT Musical Interlude



On this day: 29 May 1997
Singer songwriter Jeff Buckley disappeared after talking a swim in the Mississippi River, his body was found on 4th June 1997 after being spotted by a passenger on a tourist riverboat. via thisdayinmusic.com

AND



Born on this day: 29 May 1949
Francis Rossi, guitarist, singer, songwriter with Status Quo. The group have had over 60 chart hits in the UK, more than any other rock band, including 'Pictures of Matchstick Men' in 1967, 'Whatever You Want' in 1979 and 'In the Army Now' in 2010. Twenty-two of these reached the Top 10 in the UK. In July 1985 the band opened Live Aid at Wembley Stadium with 'Rockin' All Over the World'. via thisdayinmusic.com


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If it wasn't for sex and exploding vagina scented candles actress Gwyneth Paltrow would be in the dust bin of history.


'Ethical Porn' Does Not Exist and 'Feminist' Celebrities Should Stop Advertising It


A society that reduces sexual intimacy to a casual habit will have no problem minimizing the harms associated with the pornography industry.

Whether people consume it through images or videos, pornography furthers the culture’s desensitization to sex by cultivating a desire to view damaging sexual materials. In addition, it promotes the notion that sex is merely a selfish exchange rather than the culmination of a sacred bond between a married couple.

Despite its many negative side effects, however, that has not stopped celebrities from treating pornography like an exciting trend.


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Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one. The 27 best bars in the US of A.

On April fifteenth, at 8:42 p.m., I had a drink.

Not on Zoom. Not alone on my couch. Not outside, under a heat lamp. Nope. Inside, on a stool, at the actual, physical bar. For the first time in more than a year. To sit shoulder to shoulder with friends again, chatting with the bartender about esoteric spirits, hearing the laughter of strangers—it felt new and raw. Even with the masked staff and social distancing, the experience was unexpectedly life-affirming. All of a sudden, I felt like me again.

Perhaps it was what I was drinking at Viridian, an Asian American bar in Oakland, one of the places on this year’s Best Bars list; many of the cocktails nodded to flavors of Asian candies my dad would surprise me with when he returned from grocery runs in New York’s Chinatown. But I suspect that I would have been hit with joy if it was any drink at any bar that had reopened its doors to do what bars do best: hospitality.

Bars are simultaneously a place to be by oneself and a place of community. An escape and a home away from home. That vanished as many were forced to transform into takeout joints or, worse yet, to permanently close. In a time when life and work and family bled into one another in messy ways, the bar is that much-needed extra space—physically, emotionally—that we could all use right now. Return to the office? Eh . . . not so much. A place where you can sip on a Sazerac, take a moment, catch up with the world, and decide to celebrate or brood? More of that kind of normal, please.

This year’s Best Bars are a reflection of the desire to experience wonder once more—in being introduced to mind-expanding wines and whiskeys, downing pints in old churches, or hunkering in jazzy spaces again—and to be grateful for places that managed to remain intrinsic to the fabric of drinking culture in America. A pioneering cocktail den in Harlem, one of the oldest sake bars in America, and a quintessential Mission District dive are all part of this year’s list, our fifteenth.


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Normally on Saturday night we don't feature Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Tonight we do...........

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When you hear, "nearly fully unclothed", do you think, Genius Award Winner!

An almost naked Florida woman was booked into jail after allegedly leading authorities on a high-speed chase across multiple counties, according to News Channel 8.

The Florida Highway Patrol said troopers responded to a report from Gilchrist County deputies regarding an active pursuit of a stolen vehicle Saturday morning (May 22). The vehicle was reportedly heading southbound on Interstate 75 in Sumter County.

A trooper spotted a 2009 Cadillac sedan driving on I-75 in Hernando County and tried pulling the car over, authorities said. That's when the driver fled, hitting speeds of 110 mph with the vehicle, according to troopers. The chase reportedly went from I-75 onto State Road 52. Reporters said they had to use a PIT maneuver to stop the vehicle and detain the woman driving.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:03 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 29, 2021 09:03 PM (Agr8U)

2 last

Posted by: Miklos, at May 29, 2021 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)

3 Snorkel!

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 09:03 PM (iTXRQ)

4
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 29, 2021 09:03 PM (DUIap)

5 Biden dick wet with an 7 year old ... First!

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2021 09:04 PM (F0YaR)

6 Better late than never

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 09:04 PM (g9wW8)

7 Army of Darkness > Army of the Dead

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at May 29, 2021 09:04 PM (ybIRR)

8

Firſt!

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 09:04 PM (Nmkoe)

9 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 29, 2021 09:04 PM (SchxB)

10 Yay!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 09:04 PM (ucZQI)

11 And I made it to the ONT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 29, 2021 09:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

12 {pumps fist} {hits hand on desk} {whines}

Evening, 'rons and 'ettes, and thanks MisHum for the content that I am about to consume.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 29, 2021 09:05 PM (Agr8U)

13 Now...let the fun begin!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 09:05 PM (ucZQI)

14 "The American public embraced the New Abnormal of masks and social distancing much faster than my experiments would have lead me to believe!"
Harvard Professor of Psychology B. F. Skinner

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

15 I don't give a damn what foreigners find disgusting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 29, 2021 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

16 Evening Hordemates!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2021 09:06 PM (axyOa)

17 This episode of ONT is filmed before a live audience.

Posted by: Johnny Olson at May 29, 2021 09:06 PM (vuisn)

18 good evening

Posted by: wing at May 29, 2021 09:07 PM (JFzNN)

19 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

I'm working on something a bit special for tomorrow's Book Thread. Stay tuned for the comments on that thread (around 8 a.m. Central)

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at May 29, 2021 09:07 PM (hQrcu)

20 Now...let the fun begin!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

In La Louisiane, we call dats laissez les bons temps roulez
One tink a Marie know 'bout all dats

Posted by: Mikleuse, Honorary Cajun at May 29, 2021 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)

21 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:07 PM (Rvt88)

22 Bottled beer >>>>> Canned beer

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2021 09:08 PM (F0YaR)

23 This episode of ONT is filmed before a live audience.
Posted by: Johnny Olson

Whoa-ohhh

Posted by: Ed McMiklosMahon at May 29, 2021 09:08 PM (QzkSJ)

24 Germans routinely urinate in public

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 09:09 PM (iTXRQ)

25 'eww that's so gross'

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 09:09 PM (iTXRQ)

26 22 Bottled beer >>>>> Canned beer
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2021 09:08 PM (F0YaR
After 6 does it really matter?

Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at May 29, 2021 09:09 PM (lidPb)

27 Thanks for the ont.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 29, 2021 09:09 PM (GKlaO)

28 'Gross things Americans do'

'Murica!! (flips the bird)

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 29, 2021 09:09 PM (0R8MY)

29 Bottled beer >>>>> Canned beer
Posted by: GnuBreed

beer>>>>>no beer

Posted by: Miklos shall be Liquidated (in a good way) at May 29, 2021 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)

30
18 Gross Things Americans Do, According To People In Other Countries

__________

Foreigners are so cute when they complain about Americans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:09 PM (mht8P)

31 Evening, hordelets.

Seen elsewhere and shamelessly ganked:
"The conspiracy nonsense with Q wasn't that the world is run by pedophiles, but that a secret group is out there ready to save us."

Everything was true except the hope.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 29, 2021 09:10 PM (OssQ4)

32 I don't give a damn what foreigners find disgusting.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 29, 2021 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)


J'approuve!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

33 After 6 does it really matter?
Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone

pls txt 12 Hamms

Posted by: Miklos, thinking of Sky Blue waters at May 29, 2021 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

34 Thanks for the great ONT, Mis Hum! The Hiatt tune was simply spectacular.

Great Saturday night joke too!!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 29, 2021 09:11 PM (rwusL)

35 Wine >>>> beer

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 29, 2021 09:11 PM (IMQiW)

36 18 Gross Things Americans Do, According To People In Other Countries

__________

Foreigners are so cute when they complain about Americans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:09 PM (mht8P)
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Where's the list of 18 things foreigners do that Americans find disgusting?

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at May 29, 2021 09:11 PM (hQrcu)

37 I am a huge fan of drinking...of drinking in bars...of drinking in great bars.

But they are just bars. Elevating them to some ridiculous level in which they are imbued with magical and mystical powers is pompous and stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2021 09:12 PM (Q9lwr)

38 Ay-rabs wipe their ass with their hand, and Chinamen will eat ANYTHING that walks slithers or crawls

I'll take being an American any day

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 09:12 PM (iTXRQ)

39 I don't give a damn what foreigners find disgusting.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 29, 2021 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

J'approuve!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

*offers hors d'ouvre platter of escargots*

Posted by: Miklos, with a Fritz Feld *POP!* at May 29, 2021 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)

40 A fantastic summer beer is a radler - the German concoction of a beer and a lemonade. "Ein mass" of radler is really quite delicious and refreshing. But none of that sissy fruity crap - it's LEMONade.

Posted by: GWB at May 29, 2021 09:12 PM (aDTsF)

41 Those foreigners in the listicle talk like fags and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 09:12 PM (3fqGc)

42 The 'nearly fully naked' woman is a '1'.

Now mind you, I didn't say marriage material. But certainly a fun drinking buddy though.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:12 PM (Rvt88)

43 Yo!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 29, 2021 09:13 PM (CjFDo)

44 ONT going wonky for anyone else or just me and this phone?

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (GKlaO)

45 Gross things Americans do??? Really???

How about defecating into the street? Do we do that? NO! Do we deposit the dead into an already polluted river? NO! Fuck you!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)

46 Did I break something?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (vuisn)

47 Uhoh-the HQ disappeared!

Posted by: Toni at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (/c+mq)

48 Weird. I just broke the blog. I refreshed the page to load more comments and the entire page disappeared except for the comment box...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (hQrcu)

49 Watching the new eps of Lucifer
Pretty funny

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (IMQiW)

50 Rut row! Wha happened?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (Rvt88)

51 Tomorrow is a racing double header. The Indianapolis 500 and the Coca Cola 600. Usually the Monte Carlo Grand Prix is on the same weekend but that was on last week.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (0R8MY)

52 Meh.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (DezL0)

53 Halp, the ONT has been hijacked

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (hOUT3)

54 Oh great I broke the ONT

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 29, 2021 09:15 PM (IMQiW)

55
oh noes!!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 29, 2021 09:15 PM (DUIap)

56 18 Gross Things Americans Do, According To People In Other Countries


So just starting this, and see number 1 is creamer in coffee. I wonder if the typical answer is anything about our public restrooms and how much of a gap under the doors there are. Not necessarily a gross thing, but it always gets mentioned on this stuff.

And speaking of gross has anyone seen the Pepsi "get vaccinated and we'll be back to "normal" commercial? People at baseball games putting their hands directly on a hotdog as they pass it down, sharing a drink out of the same can of pepsi. Its just a wtf commercial.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2021 09:16 PM (vMCab)

57 I think it's cute when foreigners criticize Americans in English.

But I think those critical bitches are mainly americans (lower case).

Posted by: Miklos, who can cuss in several languages at May 29, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)

58 Aha!

My Device is Working!

Posted by: Miklos, having a BBQ in the volano-lair at May 29, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)

59
That Daily Mail should win an award. They're doing the job the MSM won't do and over the past few days having published bombshell after bombshell on the Wuhan lab leak and coverup.

The true Patient Zero has been identified. A Chicom official screwed up and mistakenly released it. We can assume he'll disappear, with his organs maybe being of some final use to the glorious Party.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9632921

Patient Zero is called "Patient Su", a 61 yr old who lived a mile from the Wuhan lab and very close to a major stop for the high speed rail around Wuhan.

She first got sick, wait for it. Sept 29, 2019.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 09:17 PM (f1Vqw)

60 Oh, and those "18 gross things"? Just a bunch of imbecilic randos on Twatter being stupid. It wasn't even any sort of actual sampling of foreign attitudes looking at things we *actually* do (we do NOT wipe our arse with paper towels). "Ooh, I don't like Hershey's so you must be gross!" Crikey, that's the attitude of a 10yo.


To all those people: BITE ME.

Posted by: GWB at May 29, 2021 09:18 PM (aDTsF)

61 Paltrow -- Several year ago, she was 'voted' Sexiest Woman In The World, and so I'll give her Ann Coulter carcass credit --

She turned her bag-o-bones physique into a billion dollar name brand.

And yeah, she's a One, but I'd wipe my dick on her curtains afterwords.

And make sure she didn't have my real phone #.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2021 09:18 PM (F0YaR)

62
Whut in tarnation happened there?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:20 PM (mht8P)

63 Whut in tarnation happened there?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The Rooskies.

Toe to toe.

Posted by: Major Miklos Kong at May 29, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

64 My browser won't let me run back far enough.. does someone know the prayer list email? I admit I should, because I read it every week but I don't.

Posted by: Inogame at May 29, 2021 09:20 PM (ekPxC)

65 Hey everybody! Hey ONT! Hey MisHum!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)

66 Hi Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 29, 2021 09:21 PM (a4EWo)

67

Su Metal >> Patient Su!

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 09:21 PM (Nmkoe)

68 7 Army of Darkness > Army of the Dead
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at May 29, 2021 09:04 PM (ybIRR)



I bet there is no poetry in Army of the Dead like:

"alright you primitive screw heads listen up. This... is my BOOM STICK!"

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2021 09:21 PM (vMCab)

69 26 22 Bottled beer >>>>> Canned beer
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2021 09:08 PM (F0YaR
After 6 does it really matter?

Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at May 29, 2021 09:09 PM (lidPb)


It's important to start the drinking day right, and NEVER deal in less than case quantities of beer. So.

For a twosome, this issue doesn't arise until beer 13.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2021 09:21 PM (F0YaR)

70 The multiverse is intersectionalitizing again ...

Posted by: Adriane the Expect the Unexpected Critic ... at May 29, 2021 09:21 PM (okV1R)

71 Deja vu.

Its real.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2021 09:22 PM (axyOa)

72 I own my own tux. I got tails and trousers with the satin tape down the seam.
I look sharp.

Well, I'd look sharp if I looked less like me.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 09:22 PM (u0j5n)

73 Elevating them ... is pompous and stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2021 09:12 PM (Q9lwr)


A-yayup. Go and have a goodtime. But if it somehow makes you important or special... well, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: GWB at May 29, 2021 09:22 PM (aDTsF)

74 Hey

Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at May 29, 2021 09:22 PM (lidPb)

75 friends do not let friends be on the Facebook


serious, Facebook is yo enemy

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 29, 2021 09:22 PM (bTQ72)

76 Learned a new word today that is perfect to describe the internet and social media.

ultracrepidarian

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 09:22 PM (2DOZq)

77 I hired you to get an ONT laid not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City f******!

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 29, 2021 09:22 PM (GKlaO)

78 64
Fenelon Spoke , Annie P ,

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)

79 Daaaamn! 15 minutes in and it's spicy already!
Welcome back Mr. Miklos!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 09:22 PM (ucZQI)

80 How about defecating into the street? Do we do that? NO! Do we deposit the dead into an already polluted river? NO! Fuck you!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)



There is San Francisco....

Posted by: Moki at May 29, 2021 09:22 PM (JrN/x)

81
So WuFlu was out and spreading in Oct of 2019, and spreading all over the world by international travel. Early on last year, I remember reading those who said that it had to start no later than Oct. If you know just a little of the basics of the spread equations, anyone could calculate this from the public data from Italy.

And now we have proof, thanks to a Chicom screw-up.

And yes, it was spreading here in the US in Oct as well. And there was something I remember, antibody data or something that pointed to that as well.

This has all be confirmed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 09:23 PM (f1Vqw)

82 one of the oldest sake bars in America,

the pretense... she is palpable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 09:23 PM (nI1Kq)

83 I actually miss going to a dive bar called Bruce's (in Santa Fe Springs) after work on Fridays with coworkers. This was back in late 1990s.

Place is still there. I am tempted to go back on my own, but it wouldn't be the same.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:24 PM (L2ZTs)

84 Weirdest thing Americans do is let foreigners overstay their visas.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 09:24 PM (2DOZq)

85 70 The multiverse is intersectionalitizing again ...
Posted by: Adriane the Expect the Unexpected Critic ... at May 29, 2021 09:21 PM (okV1R)

Is that like a glitch in the Matrix?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 09:24 PM (vuisn)

86 78
crap
Fenelon Spoke FenelonDirection18@gmail.com,
Annie P apaslo@hotmail.com,

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2021 09:24 PM (hOUT3)

87 81
So WuFlu was out and spreading in Oct of 2019, and spreading all over the world by international travel. Early on last year, I remember reading those who said that it had to start no later than Oct. If you know just a little of the basics of the spread equations, anyone could calculate this from the public data from Italy.

And now we have proof, thanks to a Chicom screw-up.

And yes, it was spreading here in the US in Oct as well. And there was something I remember, antibody data or something that pointed to that as well.

This has all be confirmed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 09:23 PM (f1Vqw)


Buddy of mine had it in November 2019, confirmed later with antibody tests. It was Ohio. was not diagnosed because no one was looking..

Posted by: Inogame at May 29, 2021 09:25 PM (ekPxC)

88 Good evening morons and happy birthday mh

I went to kollidj so I get the joke up top.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2021 09:25 PM (EZebt)

89 Bar rating system: Do they have beer I like? Is it clean enough? Am I likely to get stabbed there?

Posted by: Buzzion at May 29, 2021 09:25 PM (vMCab)

90 Drinking on the beach in the sunshine>>>>>drinking in a bed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:26 PM (U2p+3)

91 84 Weirdest thing Americans do is let foreigners overstay their visas.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 09:24 PM



^^^This^^^

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 09:26 PM (Nmkoe)

92 Awww duck. In a BAR. IN A BAR

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:26 PM (U2p+3)

93 None of the bars on that list are fully nude byob, so I'll pass.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 09:26 PM (3fqGc)

94 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 09:23 PM (f1Vqw)

But, but St Fauci said it was all a benign mistake and simply wearing wearing masks would halt the spread in two weeks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2021 09:26 PM (hOUT3)

95 As fuck.


I quit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:26 PM (U2p+3)

96 The Feel Good Story of the Day was teh awesome!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 29, 2021 09:26 PM (rwusL)

97 Buzzion, LOL.

I always chuckle a bit when I see a small bar in a really tony or feminized restaurant or other spot, such as the bar at Mimi's Cafe.

I always wonder who's been 86ed from them...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)

98 I love John Hiatt but don't listen to him enough anymore. Maybe tonight.

Posted by: huerfano at May 29, 2021 09:27 PM (DzhEB)

99 *****AW FUCK ******

The world hates me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:27 PM (U2p+3)

100 Foreigners:

Beans on toast is no ways an American thing.

Beans are an English obsession. See Full English Breakfast.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2021 09:27 PM (H5knJ)

101 Where's the list of 18 things foreigners do that Americans find disgusting?

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at May 29, 2021 09:11 PM (hQrcu)


#1 -- existing?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2021 09:27 PM (F0YaR)

102 Yeah, baby! Moar beer! Bottles! Cans! Who cares? Let's dance, darlins'!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 09:27 PM (ucZQI)

103 Cracker / Camper Van ruined that "Matchstick" song.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 09:28 PM (vuisn)

104 -The world hates me.


lots of love here at AOS tho ?!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 29, 2021 09:28 PM (bTQ72)

105 The world hates me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:27 PM (U2p+3)


nurse, please know that this is NOT TRUE!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2021 09:28 PM (hOUT3)

106 There's also bars at places that seem to be mostly for kids, such as Red Robin. Seems incongruous to me. Why not add a bar to Chuck E Cheese?

Also at my nearest Wahoo's Fish Taco, there's a small bar.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)

107 I own my own tux. I got tails and trousers with the satin tape down the seam.
I look sharp.

Well, I'd look sharp if I looked less like me.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 09:22 PM (u0j5n)

This.
I have a great suit, a tux, and a set of dress blues (Army formal uniform)
And they all still fit.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2021 09:28 PM (axyOa)

108 In a BAR. IN A BAR

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:26 PM (U2p+3)

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2021 09:29 PM (Q9lwr)

109 Beans on toast is no ways an American thing.

Beans are an English obsession. See Full English Breakfast.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2021 09:27 PM (H5knJ)

I had to read it twice also. What foreigners think is weird is that we think beans on toast is weird.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 09:29 PM (2DOZq)

110 I don't RN R

Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at May 29, 2021 09:29 PM (lidPb)

111 I don't often drink in bed, but when I do I drink Old Milwaukee.

Posted by: The Most Laziest Man In The World at May 29, 2021 09:29 PM (Tnijr)

112 Today was a gorgeous day in Pugetopolis, and I spent most of it stuck in traffic on 5 going to a 1 year olds birthday party. We were so late we nearly missed it all.

However food has been grilled and ingested and i hope to get into the dirt a bit after child bedtime.

Posted by: Funsize at May 29, 2021 09:29 PM (EiPf6)

113 bear and Just:
also the beans the Brits love most are from Heinz, an American company.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)

114

Bitchin' rig that kid has in the bottom pic...

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 09:30 PM (Nmkoe)

115 Kindltot,
You're plenty handsome and I bet you make that tux look good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:30 PM (U2p+3)

116 Why not add a bar to Chuck E Cheese?

Posted by: qdpsteve

The parents would probably appreciate that, but not as much as the single uncles who get roped into going.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 09:30 PM (3fqGc)

117 I own my own tux. I got tails and trousers with the satin tape down the seam.
I look sharp.

Well, I'd look sharp if I looked less like me.
Posted by: Kindltot

This gentleman can borrow either monocle any time.

The spats aren't back from the cleaners yet. Sorry.

Posted by: Miklos, a Ritzy cracka at May 29, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

118 The 18 disgusting habits article is clickbait of the highest order.

...and I fell for it!

Posted by: browndog at May 29, 2021 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)

119 Prince, true!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)

120 >>> 81
So WuFlu was out and spreading in Oct of 2019, and spreading all over the world by international travel. Early on last year, I remember reading those who said that it had to start no later than Oct. If you know just a little of the basics of the spread equations, anyone could calculate this from the public data from Italy.
And now we have proof, thanks to a Chicom screw-up.
And yes, it was spreading here in the US in Oct as well. And there was something I remember, antibody data or something that pointed to that as well.
This has all be confirmed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 09:23 PM (f1Vqw)

butbutbut
#StopAsianHate!!!
*cries*

Posted by: This... is XiNN at May 29, 2021 09:30 PM (d5OIB)

121 Also, a Dave & Busters is being built nearby me.
Any fans here of that place? Always seemed way to gimmicky to me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)

122 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/7hucybnj

https://tinyurl.com/84bn4444

https://tinyurl.com/j84fmypk

https://tinyurl.com/4zvcm7vx

https://tinyurl.com/56rysn3z

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2021 09:31 PM (qAR6u)

123 I had to read it twice also.

Tonight, I am powered by vodka and pama. I may be even less reliable than usual. Bear with me, please.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2021 09:31 PM (H5knJ)

124 Life ain't easy for a patient named Su.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at May 29, 2021 09:31 PM (uuj1Y)

125 I should just give up.

I suck. BUT, at least y'all get a laugh or five at my expanse.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:31 PM (U2p+3)

126 90 Drinking on the beach in the sunshine>>>>>drinking in a bed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:26 PM (U2p+3)


Oh i dont know.
Something to be said for naked drinking.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2021 09:32 PM (axyOa)

127 Americans do use a bidet. It's called a shower you filthy animals. We use deodorant too.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 29, 2021 09:32 PM (buTO7)

128 Unused organs shall disappear or persist.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 09:32 PM (vuisn)

129 Beer is bad enough at Chuck E Cheese . You add liquor and there will be more fights than a UFC tryout.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 09:32 PM (2DOZq)

130 The world hates me.
Posted by: nurse ratched

___

If you're a Christian, yes, it will.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 09:32 PM (aesIB)

131 Also, a Dave & Busters is being built nearby me.
Any fans here of that place? Always seemed way to gimmicky to me.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Like bananas, they're nice when their are new and in limited quantities.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 09:33 PM (nI1Kq)

132 The multiverse is intersectionalitizing again ...
Posted by: Adriane the Expect the Unexpected Critic ... at May 29, 2021 09:21 PM (okV1R)

Is that like a glitch in the Matrix?
Posted by: Dr. Varno

No, just Todd.

fucking Todd

Posted by: Miklos, attributing at May 29, 2021 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

133 SMH, I was very intrigued to learn last night that you are related to a famous playwright. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)

134 BUT, at least y'all get a laugh or five at my expanse.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:31 PM (U2p+3)

Uh...I've met you...you aren't fat!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2021 09:34 PM (Q9lwr)

135 Something to be said for naked drinking.
Posted by: Diogenes

Hello Officer?

Posted by: Miklos, having learnt the Hard Way at May 29, 2021 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)

136 lol qdp.

Yeah, pity she was a commie.

Still would have liked to have met her, but she died before I was born.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 09:34 PM (aesIB)

137
At least you can get a decent heavy, greasy breakfast in America, not that foreign la-de-da.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:35 PM (mht8P)

138 SMH, I looked her up. She died young.
Hopefully she would have woken up if given the opportunity.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)

139 Well, I gots me no beer. So, vodka it is. Expect much sloshiness as the evening progresses.
Also expect deep thoughts...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 09:35 PM (ucZQI)

140 Why not add a bar to Chuck E Cheese?

Also at my nearest Wahoo's Fish Taco, there's a small bar.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)


More than one CeCs has a liquor license.

Though I'd accept an argument that they ALL should have one.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2021 09:35 PM (F0YaR)

141 This was posted yesterday by a number of Hordians but it bears repeating:

The Drug that cracked COVID

https://is.gd/uaFsVF

Long, terrific article.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:35 PM (Rvt88)

142 Hadrian, I've read British tourists love Denny's and IHOP.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)

143 I give up.

Fuck me sideways. Please.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:36 PM (U2p+3)

144 I don't often drink in bed, but when I do I drink Old Milwaukee.
Posted by: The Most Laziest Man In The World

The silk shortie robe makes it All OK

Posted by: Hunter B. at May 29, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

145 >>> Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:36 PM (U2p+3)

"phrasing"

...is the character limit eating your posts or something?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 29, 2021 09:37 PM (d5OIB)

146 give up.

Fuck me sideways. Please.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 20

did you get hacked?
or did someone steal yo nic?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 29, 2021 09:37 PM (bTQ72)

147 I own my own tux. I got tails and trousers with the satin tape down the seam.
I look sharp.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 09:22 PM


hmmm ... this could be the basis of a great song

Posted by: Frank Beard at May 29, 2021 09:37 PM (DMUuz)

148 Also, a Dave & Busters is being built nearby me.
Any fans here of that place? Always seemed way to gimmicky to me.
Posted by: qdpsteve

I think their main usefulness was as a place to hold office Christmas parties.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:37 PM (Rvt88)

149 {{{nurse}}}

It's gonna be okay.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 09:37 PM (aesIB)

150 Tonypete, them and TGI Friday's.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:37 PM (L2ZTs)

151 Drinking on the beach in the sunshine>>>>>drinking in a bed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:26 PM (U2p+3)


Depends on whose bed, and whether you're drinking off of someone else's body.....

Posted by: GWB at May 29, 2021 09:38 PM (aDTsF)

152 At least you can get a decent heavy, greasy breakfast in America, not that foreign la-de-da.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

A Full English breakfast is pretty heavy and greasy. But it's no biscuits & gravy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 09:38 PM (3fqGc)

153 Know what else B.F. Skinner believed?

That we're all pigeons.

Good evening Commissar.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 09:38 PM (g9wW8)

154 Fuck me sideways. Please.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Well since you asked nicely. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:38 PM (Rvt88)

155
Her Majesty said that Delilah had a big rooting section during breed competition today. I asked whether they were rooting for Lila or against her main rival.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:38 PM (mht8P)

156 I look sharp.
Posted by: Kindltot

Now see?

Posted by: Joe Jackson, as Miklos recalls at May 29, 2021 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

157 A Full English breakfast is pretty heavy and greasy. But it's no biscuits & gravy.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 09:38 PM (3fqGc)
* * * *
Biscuits and gravy done right is to die for!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 29, 2021 09:38 PM (rwusL)

158 Depends on whose bed, and whether you're drinking off of someone else's body.....
Posted by: GWB

Belly shots are a thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:39 PM (Rvt88)

159 Is Miklos steppin' out tonight? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)

160 ...Fuck me sideways. Please.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:36 PM



In many current and former Commonwealth nations, it's "bugger me dead and sideways"...

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 09:39 PM (Nmkoe)

161 >>> 155
Her Majesty said that Delilah had a big rooting section during breed competition today. I asked whether they were rooting for Lila or against her main rival.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:38 PM (mht8P)

...yes?

Posted by: Delilah's Rooting Section at May 29, 2021 09:39 PM (d5OIB)

162 I also became familiar today with Valerie Solanas, the chick who shot Andy Warhol. Never knew about her. What a nut job who is still idolized by the feminist movement.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 09:39 PM (2DOZq)

163
Patient Su died later, BTW.

We now have the smoking gun when it really started, and proof the Chicoms were covering it up. It also proves governments all over the world were covering things up. They knew. These are just rumors, but Tucker had a source tell him the Thai govt was warning everyone that the Chicoms had released something from the Wuhan lab.

Taiwan had found something out and was issuing warnings, and sharing what they had. There was a major incident at the Wuhan lab, with cell phone service being shut down, and the whole thing locked down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 09:39 PM (Mzdiz)

164 We Americans eat breakfast like we might be taking a 500 mile drive. Because we can, and sometimes do.

Posted by: klaftern at May 29, 2021 09:39 PM (r4sI4)

165 A Full English breakfast is pretty heavy and greasy. But it's no biscuits & gravy.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 09:38 PM


Or breakfast tacos or migas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2021 09:39 PM (DMUuz)

166 Her Majesty said that Delilah had a big rooting section during breed competition today. I asked whether they were rooting for Lila or against her main rival.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:38 PM (mht8P)
* * * *
Congratulations again on the big win! Long overdue...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 29, 2021 09:39 PM (rwusL)

167
A full English breakfast isn't what you get here, but it's very good all the same.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:40 PM (mht8P)

168 In a couple of threads down, Ben Had asked about painting, I mean serious oil painting...the type where you need to transfer a cartoon to a properly prepared neutral grey canvas - and then thinly paint a grisaille onto it. After that you'd then need to carefully paint your portrait or landscape using thinly applied layers of paint, letting each layer dry for a few days for proceeding - a nice oil painting, one that incorporates both paint applied with
a combination turpentine, damar varnish, and a nice oil lubricant - will take about a couple of months or so to finish after the grisaille is done - and there after take another four or five months to dry completely before framing. I spent a decade and half learning the old 19 century methods, there are no shortcuts. The results are fantastic - but you might die doing a few real paintings this way.

That's why lazy clowns like George Bush do what they do - real shit. They don't want or can't put the time in...

Posted by: Boswell at May 29, 2021 09:40 PM (5iUNf)

169 Posted by: qdpsteve

Steppin' Out by Stayin' In

Posted by: post road trip Miklos at May 29, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

170 Biscuits and gravy done right is to die for!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 29, 2021 09:38 PM (rwusL)

Another thing Whataburger is good for.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 09:40 PM (2DOZq)

171 What does that six-year-old have that I don't have, Joe?

Posted by: Frau DOKTOR Jill at May 29, 2021 09:41 PM (lDew/)

172 I also became familiar today with Valerie Solanas, the chick who shot Andy Warhol. Never knew about her. What a nut job who is still idolized by the feminist movement.
Posted by: Just a side note

Check out pics of her - she has the cray-cray eyes going for her.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:41 PM (Rvt88)

173 Leftards eat that "Americans are gross" shit up like nobody's business

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 29, 2021 09:41 PM (sJHOI)

174
Biscuits and gravy done right is to die for!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America

_________

God eats a Southern breakfast every morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:41 PM (mht8P)

175 I'd assume Waffle House has all the Southern specialties done well? Biscuits, gravy, country fried steak?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)

176 45 Gross things Americans do??? Really???

How about defecating into the street? Do we do that? NO! Do we deposit the dead into an already polluted river? NO! Fuck you!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)
------------------------

And we bathe almost every day.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 09:41 PM (g9wW8)

177 Weirdest thing Americans do is worry too much about innocent civilians when we go to your country to blow it up.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 29, 2021 09:41 PM (h1jJh)

178 qdp,

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 09:41 PM (aesIB)

179 Posted by: Boswell at May 29, 2021 09:40 PM (5iUNf)

I take it you're not a fan of Impressionism.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 09:42 PM (2DOZq)

180 Taiwan had found something out and was issuing warnings, and sharing what they had. There was a major incident at the Wuhan lab, with cell phone service being shut down, and the whole thing locked down.

Posted by: publius

Taiwan was banned from discussions at the WHO after they began to announce that

Posted by: Miklos recalls at May 29, 2021 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)

181 Isn't sideways limited to certain ethnicities?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2021 09:42 PM (DMUuz)

182 I also became familiar today with Valerie Solanas, the chick who shot Andy Warhol. Never knew about her. What a nut job who is still idolized by the feminist movement.
Posted by: Just a side note

No charge. Nuthins too good for the chick who shot Andy Warhol.

Posted by: Railway attendant at May 29, 2021 09:42 PM (3fqGc)

183 sted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)

Been to San Francisco

Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at May 29, 2021 09:42 PM (lidPb)

184 If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some toilet paper in your hair...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)

185 Weirdest thing Americans do is worry too much about innocent civilians when we go to your country to blow it up.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

Kinda depends on your CO and how poor communications are with Command at any one time.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:42 PM (Rvt88)

186 Hats.

Posted by: klaftern at May 29, 2021 09:43 PM (r4sI4)

187
We Americans eat breakfast like we might be taking a 500 mile drive.

_________

Americans eat breakfast like we're actually going to do something today. Unlike Europeans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:43 PM (mht8P)

188 not as much as the single uncles who get roped into going.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 09:30 PM (3fqGc)


My brain put an extra 'g' in there and I thought you *had* to be talking Biden.

Posted by: GWB at May 29, 2021 09:43 PM (aDTsF)

189 156 Miklos
Years ago, I snuck into a Joe Jackson private party. The guy DID look sharp, but also a little light in the loafers....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 09:43 PM (ucZQI)

190 And we bathe almost every day.
Posted by: Braenyard

Saturday!

Thanks for reminding me

Posted by: Miklos probably doesn't even need one at May 29, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

191 They have chicken fried steaks down south.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 09:43 PM (g9wW8)

192 The boy and his dawg. Weepy.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 09:44 PM (E0OEG)

193 Miklos, use the Irish Spring. I can smell ya from here!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:44 PM (L2ZTs)

194 How about defecating into the street? Do we do that? NO!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 29, 2021 09:14 PM


Let's not be too hasty here.

Posted by: San Francisco at May 29, 2021 09:45 PM (DMUuz)

195 Another weird thing Americans do is care about opinions from people in other countries. I don't but some people do.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 29, 2021 09:45 PM (h1jJh)

196
What is needed here is something on the level of a Nuremberg investigation and trial on this. The Chinese government, *aided and abetted* by many people in our own govt and institutions, as well as all over the world have committed an act on the level of genocide.

This is "crimes against humanity" at a minimum.

And there may be more such genocidal level crimes being committed right now that we don't know about by these same people and institutions.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 09:45 PM (Mzdiz)

197 Years ago, I snuck into a Joe Jackson private party. The guy DID look sharp, but also a little light in the loafers....
Posted by: COMountainMarie

I recall that he was an anti anti-smoking guy, which I liked. He did move to Berlin, though...

Posted by: Miklos, searching for "loafer weights" on Amazon at May 29, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)

198 190

Well, with all that skinny-dipping, you're probably good for a while...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 09:45 PM (ucZQI)

199 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 29, 2021 09:45 PM (AYGou)

200 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:31 PM (U2p+3)


Who is laughing at you, Nurse? Did I miss something?

Posted by: GWB at May 29, 2021 09:45 PM (aDTsF)

201 San Francisco is shit where you sleep.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 09:46 PM (g9wW8)

202 Evening.

The 18 gross things site annoyed me. It was mostly foreigners speculating or making shit up.

Fuck foreigners!

Posted by: Robert at May 29, 2021 09:46 PM (UUWzS)

203 not as much as the single uncles who get roped into going.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 09:30 PM (3fqGc)


My brain put an extra 'g' in there and I thought you *had* to be talking Biden.
Posted by: GWB

Biden is not a "single uncle"

Biden is an ogling "uncle"

Posted by: Miklos, searching for tire iron at May 29, 2021 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

204 And we bathe almost every day.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 09:41 PM (g9wW8


Whoa, hold up. Let's not get crazy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 09:47 PM (4fSQf)

205 Item of note: While being transported from one hospital to another that had an available bed, the paperwork I signed that authorized me to use the meat wagon was titled -

"Ticket to Ride".

Only me and one of the drivers, also an old guy, got a chuckle out of it.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:47 PM (Rvt88)

206 Nobody stole my nic. I'm just a bit popped from the whisky and the sunshine. Sun won't set for another 80 minutes. The beach is NUGS! So many people out! It's awesome.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:47 PM (U2p+3)

207 At least you can get a decent heavy, greasy breakfast in America, not that foreign la-de-da.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:35 PM (mht8P)


I don't know. I always liked a good sausage, egg and chips.

Posted by: GWB at May 29, 2021 09:47 PM (aDTsF)

208 So, I'm trying to track down a method to run a CNC program on my linux box. But, since I'm not sure what will happen, I decided I'd abuse a virtual machine, and, boy have I. But, so far, making progress and the VM hasn't rolled over and screamed for mercy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 29, 2021 09:48 PM (2SdPm)

209 Nurse is fine. She was just suffering under the cruel and unforgiving authority of autocucumber.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2021 09:48 PM (vMCab)

210 "Ticket to Ride".

Only me and one of the drivers, also an old guy, got a chuckle out of it.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:47 PM (Rvt8
* * * *
That's hilarious! So glad everything turned out okay. Prayers were said on your behalf and are ongoing.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 29, 2021 09:48 PM (rwusL)

211 >I always liked a good sausage, egg and chips.


what, like Fritos or something?

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 09:48 PM (iTXRQ)

212 *NUTS*

Whatever. At what point do I just give up?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:49 PM (U2p+3)

213 DB, true fact: for years Disneyland had a Mexican restaurant called Casa De Fritos.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

214 LS - thanks to all for that. They worked!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:49 PM (Rvt88)

215 the #1 weird thing Americans do that makes no sense to Europeons, and other lesser people, is that we do not give a FUCK what they think about America.

for instance, without the US, twice, all of Yurope would all be speaking either German or Russian. just shut the hell up after you say "thank you", in English, bitches.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 29, 2021 09:49 PM (AYGou)

216 *NUTS*

Whatever. At what point do I just give up?
Posted by: nurse ratched

never

Posted by: McAuliffe at Bastogne at May 29, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

217 *NUTS*

Whatever. At what point do I just give up?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:49 PM (U2p+3)
* * * *
Morons (and 'ettes) never give up!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 29, 2021 09:50 PM (rwusL)

218 I think tomorrow I'm gonna make those breakfast rolls with the orange icing, to have with my coffee

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 09:50 PM (iTXRQ)

219 Whatever. At what point do I just give up?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:49 PM (U2p+3)

---
Never.

and you can sleep when you're dead.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 29, 2021 09:50 PM (AYGou)

220 And there may be more such genocidal level crimes being committed right now that we don't know about by these same people and institutions.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 09:45 PM (Mzdiz


With China holding so much leverage over businesses and therefore governments, the likelihood that China ever standing at a trial like Nuremberg is slim.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 09:50 PM (4fSQf)

221 I don't know. I always liked a good sausage, egg and chips.
Posted by: GWB at May 29, 2021 09:47 PM (aDTsF)

Just a sausage for me...I

Make that a couple, I'm feeling frisky!

Posted by: Shepard Smith at May 29, 2021 09:50 PM (BgMrQ)

222 >>> The 'nearly fully naked' woman is a '1'.

Now mind you, I didn't say marriage material. But certainly a fun drinking buddy though.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:12 PM (Rvt8


She's probably less than two years into meth. She's gonna be aging @ 10x normal from here on.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2021 09:50 PM (l6b3d)

223 From Pixy, this morning:

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 09:50 PM (g9wW8)

224 So we're going the route of social conservatives here by claiming pornography is the devil ?

Fuck me. Fact of the matter is, on this one, Gwyneth Paltrow is exactly right.

Posted by: deadrody at May 29, 2021 09:50 PM (/jrmI)

225 This episode of ONT is part of a balanced breakfast.

Posted by: Johnny Olson at May 29, 2021 09:51 PM (vuisn)

226 217 *NUTS*

Whatever. At what point do I just give up?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:49 PM (U2p+3)
* * * *
Morons (and 'ettes) never give up!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?

NO!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:51 PM (Rvt88)

227 At what point do I just give up?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:49 PM (U2p+3)

On something specific or life in general?

Cuz I'm looking for the answer to the second one and it ain't lookin' pretty.

Posted by: Robert at May 29, 2021 09:51 PM (UUWzS)

228 True fact: I regret having pinto beans at lunch

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 09:51 PM (iTXRQ)

229 195 Another weird thing Americans do is care about opinions from people in other countries. I don't but some people do.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 29, 2021 09:45 PM (h1jJh)



Eh it kind of depends about how they are approaching it. For instance Lost in the Pond and a couple other youtube channels are kind of fun. Lost in the Pond is a channel by a brit who married an American girl and has been living in Indiana and now Chicago, and he covers stuff about America that fascinates him, word differences and general differences between the UK and the US. So that 's fun as its by someone approaching it as fun and not "Here's what you dumb rednecks are doing wrong."

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2021 09:52 PM (vMCab)

230 and you can sleep when you're dead.
Posted by: redc1c4

I'll sleep better when some other people are dead.

Posted by: Ge. George S. Miklos-Patton at May 29, 2021 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

231 Oh ffs. I'll NEVER give up like that.

Just, I can't text when I'm a little pooped and I'm only goona go downhill tonight.


Whoojbooo. MotherfuckinghamsterfuckerS

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:52 PM (U2p+3)

232
European voice mail: I will be out of town on vacation during the month of August. Please leave a message.

American voice mail: I am undergoing a heart transplant today but I will return your call tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:53 PM (mht8P)

233 Great stuff, MisHum. And in case you've forgotten, I won't complain a bit if you want to flood the ONTs with Mr. Zappa.

--wouldn't prefer it myself, but I aim to be accommodating. And NO ONE is gonna flood the ONT with my musical suggestions. Only fair, you know.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2021 09:53 PM (OU+8W)

234 nurse,

Never.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 09:53 PM (aesIB)

235 This episode of ONT is part of a balanced breakfast.
Posted by: Johnny Olson

Now Johnny, tell us what 99% of dentists recommend!

Posted by: Miklos, in his best Don Pardo voice at May 29, 2021 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)

236 BUT, at least y'all get a laugh or five at my expanse.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:31 PM (U2p+3)

Uh...I've met you...you aren't fat!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2021 09:34 PM (Q9lwr)

What CBD said.
And did you all know that Nurse was a world class athlete? When she walks, she's smooootttthhh.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2021 09:54 PM (axyOa)

237 We will defend our British sausage, whatever the cost may be.

Posted by: Jim Hacker at May 29, 2021 09:54 PM (3fqGc)

238 >> the likelihood that China ever standing at a trial like Nuremberg is slim.

Yes. We'd have to go to war with China and defeat them in order to bring the Chicom bigshots themselves to justice (which should be at the end of a rope, just like for the Nazis).

But the rest of the world could hold some. Intelligence agencies all over the world have all the evidence to completely prove what happened and who did what when and all that.

They worry about "soruces and methods". This is the level where getting the truth and proof out outweighs and greatly outweighs burning sources and methods.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 09:55 PM (Mzdiz)

239 European voice mail: I will be out of town on vacation during the month of August. Please leave a message.

American voice mail: I am undergoing a heart transplant today but I will return your call tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:53 PM (mht8P)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 29, 2021 09:55 PM (rwusL)

240 Yeah well, Brits eat faggots

https://tinyurl.com/y3kb28

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 09:55 PM (iTXRQ)

241 >>>
With China holding so much leverage over businesses and therefore governments, the likelihood that China ever standing at a trial like Nuremberg is slim.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 09:50 PM (4fSQf)
-------------------

We take the house and senate in 22;
we keep the house and senate, with more Trumpers than ever, in 24 -
With Trump as president and DeSantis as VP

Unimaginable good things will happen.
Not for Fauci & Co. or the Chinese
But for us.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 09:56 PM (g9wW8)

242 True fact: I regret having pinto beans at lunch
Posted by: DB

Me too

The frank part was OK

Posted by: My Delta Name is Pinto at May 29, 2021 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)

243 On something specific or life in general?

Cuz I'm looking for the answer to the second one and it ain't lookin' pretty.
Posted by: Robert at May 29, 2021 09:51 PM (UUWzS)

don't give up on yourself, don't give up on the people you love. Outside of that it's all outside of your control, so just let go of the idea you can do anything about that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2021 09:56 PM (bxPTJ)

244 European voice mail: I will be out of town on vacation during the month of August. Please leave a message.

American voice mail: I aint here. You know the drill. At the beep leave a message.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2021 09:58 PM (axyOa)

245 Btw,
Tiktok has enabled the gangbangers to organize a full on riot at my beach this evening. So far, not anything out of the ordinary, but things could go south in a heartbeat. I'll walk out for sunset. In another 30 minutes.

No worries. I won't be armed, but I'll be drunk!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:58 PM (U2p+3)

246 With China holding so much leverage over businesses and therefore governments, the likelihood that China ever standing at a trial like Nuremberg is slim.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I don't know, but the old saying comes to mind-

"Owe the bank $1000, it's your problem.

Owe the bank a million, it's the bank's problem."

Effectively, China is the bank, but using US currency.

Posted by: My Miklos Name is Miklos at May 29, 2021 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)

247 At what point do I just give up?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:49 PM (U2p+3)


Never give up. Never surrender.

Posted by: Alexander Dane at May 29, 2021 09:59 PM (aDTsF)

248
I was reading shit (rumors) that ol' Bob@NSA has a treasure trove of shit on Wuhan (but they haven't really analyzed it yet, they said .... ).

This will include cell phone intercepts of the actual (mad) scientists and workers at the Wuhan lab. It's there, buried in that YUGE Death Star they have out in Utah. Raw data, probably encrypted from Bob's network all over the world.

They're going have to use heavy computer power to get it (or claim they have to), but it's all there.

Release it. The hell if it reveals how you do it and the extent of which you can listen in on everybody.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 09:59 PM (Mzdiz)

249 BeckChas, I concur...
We're probably screwed now...
Maybe MisHum won't see these posts...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 09:59 PM (ucZQI)

250 European voice mail: I will be out of town on vacation during the month of August. Please leave a message.

American voice mail: I am undergoing a heart transplant today but I will return your call tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

A Japanese doctor, an English doctor, and an American doctor are sitting together at a conference. The Japanese doctor says, "In my country, the medicine is so advanced we can take the heart from one man, put it into another and have him looking for work in a year."
The English doctor says, "In my country, we can take the lungs from one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in 6 months."
The American says, "That's nothing. In my country, we can take an asshole from Delaware, put him in the White House and have the whole country looking for work the next day."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 10:00 PM (3fqGc)

251
Well, that's it for me. A tumultuous but triumphant day. Good night, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 10:01 PM (mht8P)

252 @COMountain--

MisHum sees all. And believe it or not, he know the concept of "mercy"!

Just don't press it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2021 10:01 PM (OU+8W)

253 This will include cell phone intercepts of the actual (mad) scientists and workers at the Wuhan lab. It's there, buried in that YUGE Death Star they have out in Utah. Raw data, probably encrypted from Bob's network all over the world.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 09:59 PM (Mzdiz)
* * * *
Better hope the hamsters don't get drunk and accidentally set the place on fire!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 29, 2021 10:02 PM (rwusL)

254 >>> They have chicken fried steaks down south.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 09:43 PM (g9wW


I rarely see them on a menu in the SE. More prominent in KS, MO, OK, TX.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2021 10:02 PM (l6b3d)

255 Bob@NSA has all the information.
But he must be asked the correct question.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 10:02 PM (g9wW8)

256
At this point, and after a Nuremberg style thing, where Bob@NSA comes clean (and all the others), with proof of what China did, we make China a pariah state.

We take all the Ts China holds and burn them. Repudiate them. The world would go along with that at that point, knowing the extent of China's crimes.

China might respond with war, because that would be the end of them as an economic power. That's the risk.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 10:02 PM (Mzdiz)

257 I do not give the ass of a rat what foreigners think of us. Do not like our culture then get the fuck out.

Assholes.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 29, 2021 10:02 PM (QMwOT)

258 nevergiveupnevergiveupnevergiveup

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 10:02 PM (E0OEG)

259 Release it. The hell if it reveals how you do it and the extent of which you can listen in on everybody.
Posted by: publius

They will release a redacted version to Joe, and the only part that will be made public will be the parts Joe remembers.

Posted by: Miklos, crackin' hisself up at May 29, 2021 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

260 >>> 255 Bob@NSA has all the information.
But he must be asked the correct question.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 10:02 PM (g9wW

He must be asked by the correct person.

Posted by: CHYna at May 29, 2021 10:03 PM (d5OIB)

261 The American says, "That's nothing. In my country, we can take an asshole from Delaware, put him in the White House and have the whole country looking for work the next day."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 10:00 PM (3fqGc


A chuckle worthy joke, those depressing at the same time

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:05 PM (4fSQf)

262 Well, on the weird things, I have to agree with number 11. Cheese in eggs?!? Gag.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 29, 2021 10:05 PM (7bRMQ)

263 We will defend our British sausage, whatever the cost may be.
Posted by: Jim Hacker

Bangers, Minister.

The term is bangers

Posted by: Sir Miklos at May 29, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)

264 I am a huge fan of drinking...of drinking in bars...of drinking in great bars.

But they are just bars. Elevating them to some ridiculous level in which they are imbued with magical and mystical powers is pompous and stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2021 09:12 PM (Q9lwr)

I scanned that list. They all seem to be hipster douche hangouts. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2021 10:06 PM (v1BFT)

265 Greetings from OilSlickCity. At mom's, getting ready for a small family gathering tomorrow - including our grandbabies! (Who are starting to not be so much babies anymore. )

• Hidden-click music: Very mellow.
• Tonight's joke: Amusing, and not a repeat (to me, anyway)
Gross Things Americans Do, According To People In Other Countries -- ahh, hmmm... I may come back to this but mostly I don't care! Yoo Ess AAayyyy.
• Wow! Jeff Buckley. Oh, wait, wait. I thought it said TIM.
When you hear, "nearly fully unclothed" do you expect more explicit detail in the quoted blurb? Yes I do.
• Boy and his dog - our grandson would really like that.

So, that was an ONT. Nice work, MisHum. You ought to do the ONT again some time.

Posted by: mindful webworker remembers at May 29, 2021 10:07 PM (xdNUT)

266 Egg, cheese, bell pepper, onion, a a little chopped tomato, cooked in bacon grease. mmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 10:07 PM (g9wW8)

267 Hope everyone has a nice mellow buzz tonight. It's Saturday night and at least we ain't as toasted as nurse is.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:07 PM (jvt6t)

268 He must be asked by the correct person.
Posted by: CHYna

The full kit includes tire iron, blowtorch, and pliers.

Posted by: Miklos intends to get answers at May 29, 2021 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)

269 She first got sick, wait for it. Sept 29, 2019.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 09:17 PM (f1Vqw)


Asymptomatic spread was invented to explain why there was such an apparent flare up starting in January.

oops, I guess it wasn't such a sudden flare up.

Fauci lied, patients died.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 10:07 PM (u0j5n)

270 ham n cheese quiche
they should call it breakfast pie

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 10:08 PM (iTXRQ)

271 Bangers, Minister.

The term is bangers
Posted by: Sir Miklos

Banger?
'ardly knew 'er!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 10:08 PM (3fqGc)

272 Snack Time

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 10:09 PM (g9wW8)

273 270 ham n cheese quiche
they should call it breakfast pie
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 10:08 PM (iTXRQ)

Not taking food advice from a dude complaining about pintos for lunch. Just Saying.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:09 PM (jvt6t)

274 I always forget to drink
maybe I'll have one tomorrow

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 10:09 PM (iTXRQ)

275 Hey Jak!

I shot like a fucking fiend today. It was awesome.

Whoofuckinghooooo!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 10:09 PM (U2p+3)

276 Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 10:10 PM (vuisn)

277 Banger?
'ardly knew 'er!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 10:08 PM (3fqGc)

That's what made it so incredible.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:10 PM (jvt6t)

278 http://mindfulwebworks.com/short-and-tall-tales/tall

Maybe

Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at May 29, 2021 10:10 PM (lidPb)

279 Whoojbooo. MotherfuckinghamsterfuckerS
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:52 PM (U2p+3)


I wanna party with you, cowgirl!

Posted by: John Winger at May 29, 2021 10:10 PM (aDTsF)

280 >Not taking food advice from a dude complaining about pintos for lunch. Just Saying.
Posted by: Jak Sucio


well, they're good going in, then later the wind starts blowing

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 10:10 PM (iTXRQ)

281 262

Omelet with onions, mushrooms, cheese...yeah, baby. Dribble a little Tabasco, and I'm on my way...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 10:10 PM (ucZQI)

282 275 Hey Jak!

I shot like a fucking fiend today. It was awesome.

Whoofuckinghooooo!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 10:09 PM (U2p+3)

What. A. Woman.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:10 PM (jvt6t)

283 Falci should be drawn and quartered, slowly.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 10:12 PM (E0OEG)

284 well, they're good going in, then later the wind starts blowing
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 10:10 PM (iTXRQ)

No worries. Chili dogs tonight with french fries cooked in Crisco. 3 a.m. is gonna suck.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:13 PM (jvt6t)

285 Help us. We want to be fried steaks.

Posted by: Wingless Chickens at May 29, 2021 10:13 PM (W4eKo)

286 * peeks back in

Pixy is apparently no longer in mercury retrograde.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 29, 2021 10:13 PM (3g4/r)

287 Omelet with onions, mushrooms, cheese...yeah, baby. Dribble a little Tabasco, and I'm on my way...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Use moar vodka, and consider it as a Highly Nutritious Bloody Mary

Posted by: Miklosian Bartending at Breakfast LLC at May 29, 2021 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)

288 The taste is gonna move you.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 10:14 PM (vuisn)

289 Today was a good day. I was able to finally track down a computer problem that's had me scratching my head for weeks. Every time I thought I'd fixed it, it would crop back up.

A DX11 error was crashing a flight simulator and I finally figured out that some overclocked memory was the culprit.

Computer nerds will get it. A month of tinkering and finally a stable app.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:14 PM (4fSQf)

290 I like bars with doormen so that the bar doesn't become a stew with too many carrots.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 10:14 PM (2DOZq)

291 285 Help us. We want to be fried steaks.
Posted by: Wingless Chickens at May 29, 2021 10:13 PM (W4eKo)

Your ass is going on the smoker and you'll like it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:14 PM (jvt6t)

292 Falci should be drawn and quartered, slowly.
Posted by: Infidel

1/4 Fauci would only be about an honest 1/8

Posted by: Miklos, using Imperial Metrics at May 29, 2021 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)

293 I made pie. Blueberry apple.

The store-bought crust was disappointing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 10:15 PM (nI1Kq)

294 290 I like bars with doormen so that the bar doesn't become a stew with too many carrots.
Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 10:14 PM (2DOZq)

If you can't grope your way to the bar like the Paste Eater, what is life really worth?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:15 PM (jvt6t)

295 267 we aren't as toasted as nurse

....workin' on it

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 10:15 PM (ucZQI)

296 sounds like fireworks are going off somwhere

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 10:16 PM (iTXRQ)

297 I am.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 10:16 PM (E0OEG)

298 A DX11 error was crashing a flight simulator and I finally figured out that some overclocked memory was the culprit.

Computer nerds will get it. A month of tinkering and finally a stable app.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:14 PM (4fSQf)

We know that error.

Posted by: Saudi Pilots at May 29, 2021 10:16 PM (jvt6t)

299 sounds like fireworks are going off somwhere

Insurrection?

Posted by: The EffBeeEye at May 29, 2021 10:17 PM (W4eKo)

300 So...why is pron "from the female gaze" supposed to be better?
A simple review of the internets says there is already pretty much anything you want to see - from Hunter Biden and his Foot Of Some Young Chick to normal human beings having normal sex.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2021 10:17 PM (DpkTQ)

301 sounds like fireworks are going off somwhere
Posted by: DB

Not if you live near Mt. Rushmore

Posted by: Miklos, where fireworks are 365 legal at May 29, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

302 296 sounds like fireworks are going off somwhere
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 10:16 PM (iTXRQ)

Nope, just rolled into your 'hood with everything blazing.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:17 PM (jvt6t)

303 They have chicken fried steaks down south.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 09:43

Chicken fried steak is common here in N IL. We make it at home on occasion, it's often offered in restaurants around here.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2021 10:18 PM (55Qr6)

304 Been a while, but my memory is even before the 'rona most people in bars just chat with their friends. I imagine post 'rona that they aren't going to be a great place to socialize with new people for a long time if ever...
Well, unless you are trying to pick up a future ex of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2021 10:19 PM (DpkTQ)

305 287

Maybe. The eggs might fuck it up, though.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 10:19 PM (ucZQI)

306 Chicken fried steak is such a mess at home, but sooo good.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 10:19 PM (E0OEG)

307 303 They have chicken fried steaks down south.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 09:43

Chicken fried steak is common here in N IL. We make it at home on occasion, it's often offered in restaurants around here.
Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2021 10:18 PM (55Qr6)

Holy Mother of G-d.......you've discovered the food of....TEXAS.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:19 PM (jvt6t)

308 I've never heard of beans on toast or even bread.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2021 10:20 PM (UUBmN)

309 My 15 yo GE microwave died yesterday.

Today it was replaced with a shiny Panasonic, but upon unboxing it had a big dent.

It was replaced with a big shiny Samsung that couldn't melt the cheese on my pizza at twice the cooking time of my old GE

It was replace with a cheap white (I can watch what's going on inside) Hamilton Beech and it's working just fine.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 10:20 PM (g9wW8)

310 Maybe. The eggs might fuck it up, though.
Posted by: COMountainMarie

You never saw Rocky, eh?

Posted by: Sylvester Miklos-Stallone at Home at May 29, 2021 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)

311 COMountainmarie!


Matzeltov!
Whoot! Beers! Off to the beach I go!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 10:21 PM (U2p+3)

312 308 I've never heard of beans on toast or even bread.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2021 10:20 PM (UUBmN


Sounds like a food born of the Great Depression.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:21 PM (4fSQf)

313 I've never heard of beans on toast or even bread.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2021 10:20 PM (UUBmN)


What, you've never heard of bread?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 29, 2021 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

314 I've never heard of beans on toast or even bread.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2021 10:20 PM (UUBmN


Sounds like a food born of the Great Depression.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Yeah, probably a taste acquired during rationing in the UK during WWII.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 10:22 PM (nI1Kq)

315 Sounds like a food born of the Great Depression.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Or....

Posted by: Shit-on-a-Shingle Courtesy of Sgt. Miklos at May 29, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

316 The problem with porn becoming mainstream is that it is helping eliminate women as the gatekeepers ( frankly that ship has probably sailed).

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 10:22 PM (2DOZq)

317 We will defend our British sausage, whatever the cost may be.
Posted by: Jim Hacker

Bangers, Minister.

The term is bangers
Posted by: Sir Miklos

Square sausage > bangers

Posted by: Sock Monkey * I'm no here tae mess aboot at May 29, 2021 10:23 PM (3g4/r)

318 It was replace with a cheap white (I can watch what's going on inside) Hamilton Beech and it's working just fine.
Posted by: Braenyard

Hamilton-Beach has an impressive record as an American company. They seem to contract to China less than others.

Posted by: Miklos, sometime Corporate Historian at May 29, 2021 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)

319 The term is bangers

Do they have a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 29, 2021 10:24 PM (W4eKo)

320 306 Chicken fried steak is such a mess at home, but sooo good.
Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 10:19 PM (E0OEG)

Negative. Cubed steak. One bowl egg/milk. One flat tray flour: salt & pepper to taste, soak in milk/egg, transfer dredge in flour, place in cast iron skillet w/ 1/2 cup oil of choice at 280 degrees, brown, remove, plate and make gravy from skillet bits and flour/milk. Enjoy, and you're welcome.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:25 PM (jvt6t)

321 All this talk of chicken fried steak is likely to end with me ordering some from the diner down the road when I get up tomorrow morning.

Posted by: PabloD at May 29, 2021 10:25 PM (QdGgA)

322 I've never heard of beans on toast or even bread.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2021 10:20 PM (UUBm

I do like to dip my buttered bread in my bbq beans.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 10:25 PM (2DOZq)

323 Negative. Cubed steak. One bowl egg/milk. One flat tray flour: salt & pepper to taste, soak in milk/egg, transfer dredge in flour, place in cast iron skillet w/ 1/2 cup oil of choice at 280 degrees, brown, remove, plate and make gravy from skillet bits and flour/milk. Enjoy, and you're welcome.
Posted by: Jak Sucio

It is known.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 10:25 PM (Rvt88)

324 Square sausage > bangers
Posted by: Sock Monkey

CURVATURE OF BANANAS MUST COMPLY

Posted by: Miklos, mentioning Akshull EU regulation at May 29, 2021 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)

325 I do love pinto beans though. Especially with a pork flavored sauce.

But lord, I could power the space shuttle afterwards.

Getting old sucks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:26 PM (4fSQf)

326 Howdy Hordelings! I see some familiar names here - glad to join you!

Another outstanding ONT, Mis Hum -- muchos thanks!

Bold strategy tonight -- read the content first. On to peruse 300+ comments now.

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 10:26 PM (WQ0xC)

327 Whoojbooo. MotherfuckinghamsterfuckerS
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 09:52 PM (U2p+3)


Tina wants me to wear the tails for the wedding.

I mean, we are getting married in a field. I told my family the dress code was that they had to wear pants, I would feel overdressed.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 10:27 PM (u0j5n)

328 321 All this talk of chicken fried steak is likely to end with me ordering some from the diner down the road when I get up tomorrow morning.
Posted by: PabloD at May 29, 2021 10:25 PM (QdGgA)

CFS & eggs is also a staple here.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:27 PM (jvt6t)

329 So, I really like jimmy dean sausage english muffin sammies. Haven't been able to find them for weeks. Decided that I would make home made and freeze. Probably more healthy . Got eggs today, pick the rest up in the am. Damn have prices gone up.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 10:27 PM (E0OEG)

330 Got eggs today, pick the rest up in the am. Damn have prices gone up.
Posted by: Infidel

But no mean tweets so there's that.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 10:28 PM (Rvt88)

331 I don't know, but the old saying comes to mind-



"Owe the bank $1000, it's your problem.



Owe the bank a million, it's the bank's problem."



Effectively, China is the bank, but using US currency.

Posted by: My Miklos Name is Miklos at May 29, 2021 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)
---Just print more money. It would hurt Americans and their retirements a lot but it would destroy China.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 29, 2021 10:28 PM (h1jJh)

332
Bold strategy tonight -- read the content first. On to peruse 300+ comments now.
Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 10:26 PM (WQ0xC)

Been drinking bourbon for 5 hours......ready to tangle....

*falls down*
*fist swinging*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:28 PM (jvt6t)

333 I mean, we are getting married in a field. I told my family the dress code was that they had to wear pants, I would feel overdressed.
Posted by: Kindltot

*orders 50 cheap, disposable paper kilts*

Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at May 29, 2021 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

334 311
Nurse! I am sooo jealous right now. I will strive to live vicariously through you right now! Please put an umbrella in a cocktail for me!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 10:28 PM (ucZQI)

335 So, I really like jimmy dean sausage english muffin sammies. Haven't been able to find them for weeks. Decided that I would make home made and freeze. Probably more healthy . Got eggs today, pick the rest up in the am. Damn have prices gone up.
Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 10:27 PM (E0O

I get the croissant Jimmy Dean.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 10:29 PM (2DOZq)

336 I mean, we are getting married in a field. I told my family the dress code was that they had to wear pants, I would feel overdressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 10:27 PM (u0j5n)

Of all the nerve!!

*looks for pants*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:29 PM (jvt6t)

337 Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:25 PM (jvt6t)

I know, but I have to clean up the grease. I use spiced bread crumbs for the 3rd dunk.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 10:29 PM (E0OEG)

338 Square sausage > bangers
Posted by: Sock Monkey * I'm no here tae mess aboot

Bit can yee fling them wee a 20 story flat?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 10:30 PM (3fqGc)

339 Fuck me. Fact of the matter is, on this one, Gwyneth Paltrow is exactly right.

Posted by: deadrody at May 29, 2021 09:50 PM (/jrmI)

---
blind pigs and acorns...


Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 29, 2021 10:30 PM (AYGou)

340

Storey...

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 10:30 PM (Nmkoe)

341 Been drinking bourbon for 5 hours......ready to tangle....

*falls down*
*fist swinging*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:28 PM (jvt6t)


I'm drinking what's left of my beach-weekend pint-sized bottle of Knob Creek (heading home tomorrow, unfortunately). What kind of bourbon are you drinking tonight?

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 10:30 PM (WQ0xC)

342 I think the full invocation is Fuck Me Running Sideways. This was something a friend of mine shouted, as a prayer for delivery or a curse at the black heart of the universe, after his 72 maverick fell into N, rolled back and sheared the drivers door back. He had a prof. that kept adding material to his MS thesis, an impatient fiance (engagement, marriage was held up by MS), and then I was there that morning he bent his door off the hinges. I think I remember he said fuck it all to his degree, grabbed the girl, got hitched, and became a fireman at his dad's dept.


Here's to you Mike, I hope things got better.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2021 10:31 PM (l6b3d)

343 I mean, we are getting married in a field. I told my family the dress
code was that they had to wear pants, I would feel overdressed.

Screw that I'm out of here! Speaking of which I think Hunter left his meth in the glove compartment

Posted by: The woman from Florida and her backstory at May 29, 2021 10:31 PM (DpkTQ)

344 Well, on the weird things, I have to agree with number 11. Cheese in eggs?!? Gag.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 29, 2021 10:05 PM (7bRMQ)


WTH!!!!

The FRENCH invented the Omlette! What are you talking about? You want Bernaise sauce instead?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 10:31 PM (u0j5n)

345 One of my favorite breakfasts is Huevos Rancheros.

Had the real deal while in Mexico and just fell in love with the flavor. Hard to find someone to cook like an old senorita up here though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:31 PM (4fSQf)

346 Start your morning with the goodness of cereal.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 10:31 PM (vuisn)

347 325 I do love pinto beans though. Especially with a pork flavored sauce.

But lord, I could power the space shuttle afterwards.

Getting old sucks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:26 PM (4fSQf)

I make a badass pot of pintos. There is a price to pay, but it ain't called the fifth meat for nuttin'!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:31 PM (jvt6t)

348 That list was stupid, I've never used paper towels as toilet paper. No one washes their hair in the kitchen sink anymore.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2021 10:31 PM (UUBmN)

349 Left over pizza is the best breakfast. It is known.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 10:32 PM (2DOZq)

350 Had the real deal while in Mexico and just fell in love with the flavor. Hard to find someone to cook like an old senorita up here though.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Hire a young senorita and she'll make it all good.

Posted by: Don Mikloso de Yucatan at May 29, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)

351 345 One of my favorite breakfasts is Huevos Rancheros.

Had the real deal while in Mexico and just fell in love with the flavor. Hard to find someone to cook like an old senorita up here though.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:31 PM (4fSQf)

There is, of all things, a taco trailer that we frequent that makes the best HR I've ever had. Excellent sauce, eggs over easy, potatoes to die for and refried beans cooked in lard.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:33 PM (jvt6t)

352 323 Negative. Cubed steak. One bowl egg/milk. One flat tray flour: salt & pepper to taste, soak in milk/egg, transfer dredge in flour, place in cast iron skillet w/ 1/2 cup oil of choice at 280 degrees, brown, remove, plate and make gravy from skillet bits and flour/milk. Enjoy, and you're welcome.
Posted by: Jak Sucio

It is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 10:25 PM (Rvt8
--------------

This is the sekret.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 10:33 PM (g9wW8)

353 346 Start your morning with the goodness of cereal.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 10:31 PM (vuisn)

I usually wake up and have myself a beer....

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at May 29, 2021 10:35 PM (jvt6t)

354 "If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!"

-- Gandhi

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 10:35 PM (vuisn)

355 Start your morning with the goodness of cereal.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

I hear that from Dr. Jill, whoever she is, and that Hacky-sacky redhead every damn day.

Around 11.

Posted by: Joe, trying to count to 46, because they keep saying that number at May 29, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

356

So... There's actually no chicken whatsoever in 'chicken-fried steak'?

I am disappoint...

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 10:36 PM (Nmkoe)

357 Hire a young senorita and she'll make it all good.
Posted by: Don Mikloso de Yucatan at May 29, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ


Craigslist?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:36 PM (4fSQf)

358 From a friend at FB, I'm torn between Houses 3, 5 and 6.

PICK YOUR LOCKDOWN HOUSE
*you can only choose one*


- House 1: Netflix, blankets, unlimited snacks
- House 2: Country walks, fire pit, unlimited wine
- House 3: Private beach, home gym, pizza and beer
- House 4: Swimming pool, in-house Starbucks, unlimited chocolate
- House 5: Mountain views, garden & hammock, scenic walks
- House 6: library, hot tub, home cinema

And then there's House 7, the Ultimate Horde House: unlimited pizza, beer, videogames and movies; private 24-hour gun range; Dr Fauci handcuffed to the wall in a torture chamber deep downstairs for your ultraviolence pleasure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

359 cooked in lard.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:33 PM (jvt6t)


But I thought medical advisors, like Dr Fauci, said the continued use of lard was going to lead to early deaths in the millions...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 29, 2021 10:36 PM (hOUT3)

360 So, what kind of commie weirdo actually wears pants to a wedding?!
What has this country come to, anyway?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 10:36 PM (ucZQI)

361 Brain from Pinky and the Brain sounds like Vincent Price but less lispy. The voice actor made it from Orson Welles and Peter Lorre.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at May 29, 2021 10:36 PM (ybIRR)

362 >>> That list was stupid, I've never used paper towels as toilet paper. No one washes their hair in the kitchen sink anymore.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2021 10:31 PM (UUBmN)


I think it was done tongue-in-cheek with the foreigner's tweets mostly being the target of derision.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2021 10:36 PM (l6b3d)

363 DrVarno: in a Peanuts strip in the 1980s, Peppermint Patty once predicted that a cereal box would win the Pulitzer Prize. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

364 Kindltot!!

I know you're getting married in a field! I have my dress picked out and a really cool leather belt with turquoise studs for my holster for my PPQ.

CANT WAIT !!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 10:37 PM (RHMFE)

365 There is, of all things, a taco trailer that we frequent that makes the best HR I've ever had. Excellent sauce, eggs over easy, potatoes to die for and refried beans cooked in lard.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:33 PM (jvt6t


Taco trailer? Like a taco truck?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:37 PM (4fSQf)

366 "If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!"

-- Gandhi
Posted by: Dr. Varno

"If you want any kinda damn breakfast, you better not sleep in that bed!"

Posted by: Mahatma Darleen at May 29, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

367 Had the real deal while in Mexico and just fell in love with the flavor. Hard to find someone to cook like an old senorita up here though.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Corn tortillas are surprisingly easy to make. And the fresh salsa is just one or two spins of your food processor.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 10:38 PM (nI1Kq)

368 So... There's actually no chicken whatsoever in 'chicken-fried steak'?

I am disappoint...
Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 10:36 PM (Nmkoe)

I know that's just snark but you can get chicken fried chicken in most places that serve chicken fried steak,

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 10:38 PM (2DOZq)

369 358

I'll take 5 and 7. Got 5. Working really hard on 7.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 10:38 PM (ucZQI)

370 My junior high school cafeteria actually had pretty decent chicken-fried steak. That's where I first discovered it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

371 goodnight

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 29, 2021 10:39 PM (iTXRQ)

372 qdpsteve @358 --

I reject all due to a glaring absence of bourbon and 80s music

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 10:39 PM (WQ0xC)

373 Marie, excellent choice! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

374 Corn tortillas are surprisingly easy to make. And the fresh salsa is just one or two spins of your food processor.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 10:38 PM (nI1Kq


Wondering if those packaged corn tortillas in Publix are good enough. I think I can make the rest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:40 PM (4fSQf)

375 Hire a young senorita and she'll make it all good.
Posted by: Don Mikloso de Yucatan at May 29, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ


Craigslist?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I think ICE now has a Referral Service

Posted by: Miklos, tax $$$ at work at May 29, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

376 Doof, hmmm
I think those are standard on the Ultimate Horde House ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

377 I soak my beans for two days to try to get them to start converting those indigestible sugars. Sometimes it helps.

I also started taking Florestor, which is a variant of brewer's yeast, and that seemed to help too.
It is bloody expensive, and I am now considering what I may have to do to culture it, like the home brewers that sock away yeast for future batches.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 10:40 PM (u0j5n)

378 Foreigners are so cute when they complain about Americans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2021 09:09 PM (mht8P)


I will grant them the one about Pumpkin Spice, but that's all.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2021 10:40 PM (awtm/)

379 Posted by: qdpsteve

Question: at house 3, would there be other things to eat besides pizza & beer?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 10:41 PM (3fqGc)

380 Hire a young senorita and she'll make it all good.
Posted by: Don Mikloso de Yucatan at May 29, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ


Craigslist?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Home Depot parking lot. Ask the guys if they have a sister.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 10:41 PM (2DOZq)

381 Frijoles ala chara

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 10:41 PM (g9wW8)

382 Prince Ludwig, good question. Not sure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

383 Posted by: qdpsteve

If #7 has a bathtub, all good.

Because I can make gin in that (got old recipes)

Posted by: Easy to Please Miklos at May 29, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)

384 But I thought medical advisors, like Dr Fauci, said the continued use of lard was going to lead to early deaths in the millions...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 29, 2021 10:36 PM (hOUT3)

You apes wanna live forever??

Posted by: Sargent Zim at May 29, 2021 10:43 PM (jvt6t)

385 Frijoles ala chara
Posted by: Braenyard

Hoochee-Coochee!

Posted by: Miklos notes that Charo was actually talented at May 29, 2021 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)

386 Taco trailer? Like a taco truck?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:37 PM (4fSQf)

Yes. Exactly. I shit you not.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:43 PM (jvt6t)

387 378 Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2021 10:40 PM (awtm/)

fuck 'em, pumpkins are part of our historic pride and survival.

Posted by: sven at May 29, 2021 10:44 PM (Lzpvj)

388 >> There's actually no chicken whatsoever in 'chicken-fried steak'?

No. But there is chicken in chicken-fried chicken.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 10:44 PM (Mzdiz)

389 Home Depot parking lot. Ask the guys if they have a sister.
Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 10:41 PM (2DOZq)

Totally legit.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:44 PM (jvt6t)

390 I like the charro beans.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 10:44 PM (vuisn)

391
Wondering if those packaged corn tortillas in Publix are good enough. I think I can make the rest.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Of course. Nothing wrong with store bought. Home made is a bit more hefty and satisfying, though.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 10:44 PM (nI1Kq)

392 373

Thank you sir! Only problem - it's a might drive to the likker store. I never seem to get the quantities correct....gonna have to work harder on that.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 10:44 PM (ucZQI)

393 Doof, hmmm
I think those are standard on the Ultimate Horde House ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)


Damn well better be bourbon and 80s music for the ultimate Horde house.

And an MMA octagon for TJM and me to fight! Actually, I think we need a Gettysburg-sized battlefield.

Of course, at the ultimate Horde house, Sponge will bust through the doors whenever he damn well pleases yelling "FIRST!!!"

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 10:45 PM (WQ0xC)

394 >>> So... There's actually no chicken whatsoever in 'chicken-fried steak'?

I am disappoint...
Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 10:36 PM (Nmkoe)


No, the name clearly states that it is a steak that is fried by a chicken. She has a tiny little chef hat, has to use a tall chair to get up to the cook surface, but she gets the job done. I'm actually surprised they haven't taught chickens to prepare more meals if they can handle chopped steak, breading and frying. Its probably the poultry union, dammit.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2021 10:46 PM (l6b3d)

395 388 >> There's actually no chicken whatsoever in 'chicken-fried steak'?

No. But there is chicken in chicken-fried chicken.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 10:44 PM (Mzdiz)

*squinty eyes*

Not from around her are ya?

Posted by: Augustus McRae at May 29, 2021 10:46 PM (jvt6t)

396 Coffee in paper cups. Foreigners hate that Americans drink coffee from paper cups.

Why is it wrong to drink coffee from a cup that has probably been used by 500 other people, like a rented tux?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 10:46 PM (u0j5n)

397 Xavier watches over her from the grave.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 10:47 PM (g9wW8)

398 A pool with Kate Upton emerging in a white bikini would be standard in a Horde House.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 10:47 PM (3fqGc)

399 No, the name clearly states that it is a steak that is fried by a chicken. She has a tiny little chef hat, has to use a tall chair to get up to the cook surface, but she gets the job done. I'm actually surprised they haven't taught chickens to prepare more meals if they can handle chopped steak, breading and frying. Its probably the poultry union, dammit.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2021 10:46 PM (l6b3d)

*jacks round in Winchester*

Posted by: Augustus McRae at May 29, 2021 10:47 PM (jvt6t)

400 Doof, let me check to see if the entire state of Montana is available for sale or rent...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

401 Taco trailer? Like a taco truck?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:37 PM (4fSQf)



Taco trailer is what you have when you make enough money to afford an airstream.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2021 10:47 PM (vMCab)

402 Prince Ludwig, how about a waterproof Upton sexbot?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

403 396 Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 10:46 PM (u0j5n)

EUtopians love using the lower class for borderline r*tard labor....

so they want someone to be paid to ostensibly clean their dishes...which they do with the same dedicated service that the wait staff diligently showed in your hour delayed main entree.

Posted by: sven at May 29, 2021 10:48 PM (Lzpvj)

404 I sometimes make my own corn tortillas, but if I have to buy, only Candy's will do.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 10:48 PM (E0OEG)

405 Damn well better be bourbon and 80s music for the ultimate Horde house.

Posted by: Doof

Road Trip Music 1.0 was a Success

Next Road Trip in #twoweeks

Opportunity to Revise and Extend (mainly extend)

Posted by: Miklos, doffing fez and offering water pipe at May 29, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

406 Damn well better be bourbon and 80s music for the ultimate Horde house.

And an MMA octagon for TJM and me to fight! Actually, I think we need a Gettysburg-sized battlefield.

Of course, at the ultimate Horde house, Sponge will bust through the doors whenever he damn well pleases yelling "FIRST!!!"
Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 10:45 PM (WQ0xC)

*brings out calculator*
*taptaptap*

You need a BIGGER downpayment.

Posted by: Horde Realtor at May 29, 2021 10:49 PM (jvt6t)

407 Here in Alabama, it's the Taco minivan.

A lot of the Mexican women cook meals and sell them out of the back of the minivan at lunch time to the crews.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:49 PM (4fSQf)

408 A pool with Kate Upton emerging in a white bikini would be standard in a Horde House.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 10:47 PM (3fqGc)



With the sounds of The Cars "Moving in Stereo" playing loudly??

Followed by a whole lot of morons saying "Doesn't anybody fucking KNOCK anymore??"

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 10:50 PM (WQ0xC)

409 Prince Ludwig, how about a waterproof Upton sexbot?
Posted by: qdpsteve

It takes time to work the bugs out
And work the kinks in

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 10:50 PM (3fqGc)

410 Coffee in paper cups. Foreigners hate that Americans drink coffee from paper cups.

Why is it wrong to drink coffee from a cup that has probably been used by 500 other people, like a rented tux?
Posted by: Kindltot


That paper cup used to have a name. Can you guess it without looking it up?

MOstly because my parents have 500 of those damned plastic holder cups in their attic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 10:50 PM (nI1Kq)

411 Prince Ludwig, working the Kinks in will take All Day And All Of The Night.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

412 So... There's actually no chicken whatsoever in 'chicken-fried steak'?



I am disappoint...

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 10:36 PM (Nmkoe)

In Texas, "Chicken Fried" is such a well known process, that they have restaurants that serve "Chicken Fried Chicken". Anywhere else, that would seem redundant.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 10:50 PM (OqDgx)

413 No. But there is chicken in chicken-fried chicken.
Posted by: publius


Publius is famous for his steak-fried chicken.

During the Depression, people had to Make Do.

Posted by: Miklos, fusing cuisines at May 29, 2021 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

414 Shuffleboard table

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 10:51 PM (g9wW8)

415 See? What, approximately 2 hours in and things are already snappy around here. How canya not love the ONT?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 10:51 PM (ucZQI)

416 Of course. Nothing wrong with store bought. Home made is a bit more hefty and satisfying, though.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 10:44 PM (nI1Kq)


making corn tortillas always makes me crazy. I think you have to be born to it or do it for 30 years.
A friend of mine once said "Gramma does it perfectly round each time, and mine come out looking like a map of Texas . . . "

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 10:51 PM (u0j5n)

417 *brings out calculator*
*taptaptap*

You need a BIGGER downpayment.
Posted by: Horde Realtor at May 29, 2021 10:49 PM (jvt6t)



"Put it on Underhill"

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 10:52 PM (WQ0xC)

418 Well, on the weird things, I have to agree with number 11. Cheese in eggs?!? Gag.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 29, 2021 10:05 PM (7bRMQ)

No likee cheese womlette?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2021 10:52 PM (5rRi7)

419
Chicken fried steak is similar to country fried steak. In some places they are pretty much synonyms, but others maintain a difference.

Right here in Simpsonville, SC, there is restaurant, sort of in-between fast food joint and real-restaurant, known as Carolina Fine Foods. The owner there makes one hell of a country fried steak, with a type of brown gravy that is so good you'll die.

He also has recipe for green beans that is so good it's like crack. Miley wants him to give up the recipe. He'll die first, I'm sure.

You can have CFS with either brown or white gravy, a variation of the latter known as sawmill gravy. When done right, that can be good enough to kill you as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 10:52 PM (Mzdiz)

420 Foreigners who fail to shave legs and underarms, bathe once a week (if that much!), cover up body odor with perfume, regularly pee on the street and claim that is their right, stink up every restaurant smoking like trains and then complain it is cold when a window is propped open, and barely care for their teeth and gums need to shut up. They know who they are. I remember having to hold my breath in their public transportation. It was unpleasant.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 29, 2021 10:52 PM (DnWIB)

421 407 Here in Alabama, it's the Taco minivan.

A lot of the Mexican women cook meals and sell them out of the back of the minivan at lunch time to the crews.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:49 PM (4fSQf)

Same concept, just better. I had menudo from the same place this morning that allows me to be this drunk and post on the ONT after all of the whiskey I've had.

Trust me.

Posted by: Horde Realtor at May 29, 2021 10:52 PM (jvt6t)

422
In Texas, "Chicken Fried" is such a well known process, that they have restaurants that serve "Chicken Fried Chicken". Anywhere else, that would seem redundant.
Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 10:50 PM (OqDgx)
-----------------------

Not to be confused with fried Chicken which has an entirely different batter.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 10:53 PM (g9wW8)

423 rooms to let, 50 cents, no phone, pool or pets I still got my cigarettes.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 10:53 PM (E0OEG)

424 Except for the realtor sock. I'm fine.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:53 PM (jvt6t)

425 In Texas, "Chicken Fried" is such a well known process, that they have restaurants that serve "Chicken Fried Chicken". Anywhere else, that would seem redundant.
Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 10:50 PM (OqDgx)


Chicken Fried? You asked for it!

https://youtu.be/EtkTtZpsCCY

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 10:53 PM (WQ0xC)

426 making corn tortillas always makes me crazy. I think you have to be born to it or do it for 30 years.
A friend of mine once said "Gramma does it perfectly round each time, and mine come out looking like a map of Texas . . . "
Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 10:51 PM (u0j5n


Try making the state of Texas on purpose and they will come out round.

*touches nose*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:53 PM (4fSQf)

427 MOstly because my parents have 500 of those damned plastic holder cups in their attic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 10:50 PM (nI1Kq)
a name? hmm. you got me on that one, we called them styrofoam cups I thought. Or are you talking about the ones with the little paper handles? Dixie cups? I have nothing to be honest.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 10:53 PM (OqDgx)

428 Prince Ludwig, working the Kinks in will take All Day And All Of The Night.
Posted by: qdpsteve

You Really Got Me there.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 10:53 PM (3fqGc)

429 >> "Chicken Fried Chicken". Anywhere else, that would seem redundant.

It's just basically a play on CFS. You take take a piece of chicken breast and make it look like a piece of chicken/country fried steak with the same gravy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 10:54 PM (Mzdiz)

430 Weft-Cut Loop, is it Solo?

Those were classy when I was a kid.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 10:54 PM (u0j5n)

431 Shuffleboard table
Posted by: Braenyard

This is a very good visualization of an ONT.

Posted by: Miklos, communicating technically at May 29, 2021 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

432 Naptime here. Cleaned up as Dad is coming tomorrow to do the cemetery thing. We will steal the neighbors peonys, He moved and won't be using them. May pop in later, be well.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2021 10:55 PM (55Qr6)

433 my holster for my PPQ.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 10:37 PM (RHMFE)

What's this? You have a PPQ? You have very good taste in pistols

I have one in .45ACP, and it is a joy. The trigger is unbelievable!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2021 10:55 PM (Q9lwr)

434 You can have CFS with either brown or white gravy, a variation of the latter known as sawmill gravy. When done right, that can be good enough to kill you as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 10:52 PM (Mzdiz)

CFS with BROWN gravy??

*calls up reinforcements*
*Attacks SC*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:55 PM (jvt6t)

435 A friend of mine once said "Gramma does it perfectly round each time, and mine come out looking like a map of Texas . . . "
Posted by: Kindltot


Solution: Heavier pot or lower table.

I just squash mine with a 12 quart stock pot on a 2' x 1' cutting board. ( under a cut up zip-lock bag, of course.)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 10:55 PM (nI1Kq)

436 See ya later, Farmer. Hope you have a nice time with your dad

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 10:56 PM (WQ0xC)

437 *calls up reinforcements*
*Attacks SC*
Posted by: Jak Sucio

On Memorial Day Weekend?

Not looking good, Son.

Posted by: Miklos, 'cause we all drunk and armed and off work and drunk at May 29, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

438 So, I always visit the Pet Thread on Saturdays. I shouldn't, 'cause it kicks my ass, having had to say so long to so many loves...
But then! The ONT!
How can one continue to be sad, with this whacky-ass crew?
I so love it here. It's home...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 10:57 PM (ucZQI)

439 Try making the state of Texas on purpose and they will come out round.


*touches nose*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 10:53 PM (4fSQf)


Nah I tried that, they come out looking like either California or Michigan

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 10:57 PM (u0j5n)

440 Or are you talking about the ones with the little paper handles? Dixie cups? I have nothing to be honest.
Posted by: Quint


No, there were actual paper 'cups' for coffee in the late '60 / '70's. They were like the paper cones for water. You put them into a plastic holder that had a handle on them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 10:58 PM (nI1Kq)

441 I just squash mine with a 12 quart stock pot on a 2' x 1' cutting board. ( under a cut up zip-lock bag, of course.)
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Hmmm


Kinky

Posted by: Miklos, no feathers or entire birds involved apparently at May 29, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

442 Not looking good, Son.
Posted by: Miklos, 'cause we all drunk and armed and off work and drunk at May 29, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

This is about Honor good Sir.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:59 PM (jvt6t)

443 creme sausage gravy for cfs, brown for the mashed tates.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 10:59 PM (E0OEG)

444 There's a fast food place that had ok CFS called Grandys. You'll find them mostly in OK & TX now.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2021 10:59 PM (l6b3d)

445 CFS with BROWN gravy??

*calls up reinforcements*
*Attacks SC*

ROFL. Before you attack, first you will taste this recipe and that brown gravy. Your knees will buckle and you'll melt. And then surrender.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 10:59 PM (Mzdiz)

446 That paper cup used to have a name. Can you guess it without looking it up?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 10:50 PM (nI1Kq)

Are you talking about the amphoras? Or maybe Dixie Cups? Maidenform?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 11:00 PM (vuisn)

447 442 Not looking good, Son.
Posted by: Miklos, 'cause we all drunk and armed and off work and drunk at May 29, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

This is about Honor good Sir.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:59 PM (jvt6t)

It's like putting carrots in chili. Or not using maple syrup with French Toast.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:00 PM (jvt6t)

448 141 This was posted yesterday by a number of Hordians but it bears repeating:
The Drug that cracked COVID

https://is.gd/uaFsVF

Long, terrific article.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:35 PM (Rvt8


I second that!

Needs to be added to the sidebar - it's that good.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at May 29, 2021 11:01 PM (SRRAx)

449 Chicken Fried? You asked for it!



https://youtu.be/EtkTtZpsCCY

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 10:53 PM (WQ0xC)

+1

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 11:01 PM (OqDgx)

450
Most places, I prefer the sawmill gravy. But this guy's brown gravy is just so good, I could just shit myself right there.

Most places offer a choice of white or brown.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:01 PM (Mzdiz)

451 Brown gravy is for mashed potatoes.

Forbidden it is, for the chicken fried.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 11:02 PM (4fSQf)

452 A friend of mine once said "Gramma does it perfectly round each time, and mine come out looking like a map of Texas . . . "
Posted by: Kindltot

The only accepted artisanal and Culturally Sensitive way of making tortillas is rolled out and formed on the chunky, meaty thigh of a Mexican Senorita....

Posted by: Miklos, or so he was taught at May 29, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

453 ROFL. Before you attack, first you will taste this recipe and that brown gravy. Your knees will buckle and you'll melt. And then surrender.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 10:59 PM (Mzdiz)

Never!! Only cream gravy made from the pan dripings and bits of CFS will be allowed.

*draws line in sand with sword*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:02 PM (jvt6t)

454 None of the bars appeal to me. They look sterile. Places for Dinks, Hipsters, and other shallow but snobby people. None of them look like a place to enjoy oneself, or the company. They smack of frufru drinks.

In my experience, the best bars are in proximity to areas where working people live, and they are named, 'Fred's' or 'Harry's' or something like that, and the owner is behind the bar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2021 11:02 PM (WZ5i4)

455 My favorite breakfast diner had home made bread, and would do the CFS and hashbrowns with milk gravy.

I'd get there on a January morning and the heat would be off all night, it was like eating breakfast in an unheated barn.

I loved that place.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 11:02 PM (u0j5n)

456 no go on brown gravy and CFS. I love brown gravy, it is rules most of the time like with mashed potatoes, turkey gravy, etc. But CFS is with cream gravy. And don't get me started on "Country Fried Steak".

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 11:03 PM (OqDgx)

457 Ok, I got it kind of wrong;

The paper cups are just called paper (cone) cups. The holders are called 'zarfs'.

which i thought was funny... nevermind.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 11:03 PM (nI1Kq)

458 It's like putting carrots in chili.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:00 PM (jvt6t)

Taco Stand always pulled that with their "Veggie" chili and I always called bullshit on it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 11:03 PM (vuisn)

459 There are some bars with what I'd consider slightly strange names nearby me.

For instance, one off of Lakewood Blvd in Long Beach called "The Annex."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

460
Brown gravy is for mashed potatoes.


Forbidden it is, for the chicken fried.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2021 11:02 PM (4fSQf)


Egg Foo Yung

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 11:04 PM (u0j5n)

461 >>> No, there were actual paper 'cups' for coffee in the late '60 / '70's. They were like the paper cones for water. You put them into a plastic holder that had a handle on them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2021 10:58 PM (nI1Kq)


At some worksites they had coffee vending machines that would put coffee in poker card cups. They had some cards displayed on the outside of each cup but you wouldn't know your full hand until you finished drinking. So, in theory, you and your buddies could play a round with your cups. I just don't remembering anyone ever doing this.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2021 11:04 PM (l6b3d)

462 454 None of the bars appeal to me. They look sterile. Places for Dinks, Hipsters, and other shallow but snobby people. None of them look like a place to enjoy oneself, or the company. They smack of frufru drinks.

In my experience, the best bars are in proximity to areas where working people live, and they are named, 'Fred's' or 'Harry's' or something like that, and the owner is behind the bar.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2021 11:02 PM (WZ5i4)

Come hang with me sometime in CenTex. I'll show you places that will change your mind.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:04 PM (jvt6t)

463 Shuffleboard table
Posted by: Braenyard

This is a very good visualization of an ONT.
Posted by: Miklos, communicating technically at May 29, 2021 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)


I had an idea for a visual of the ONT from an active commenter (or even just active viewer) point of view. A graphical timeline - similar to the time-phased view of radar they often show on TV weather forecasts.

Picture an outline map of the US, solid background. Dots appear to show the location of active folks. Larger dots for high concentration. The dots change size, appear, disappear as the timeline of the ONT progresses from 10:00 Eastern time to the wee hours when Pixy posts the Tech thread.

Hope that makes sense -- and sorry if it sounds weird. That's the stuff my brain thinks about. Back to my Knob Creek.

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:05 PM (WQ0xC)

464 I loved that place.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 11:02 PM (u0j5n)

My Nigerian.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:06 PM (jvt6t)

465

Here is "Daddy Jack" showing you how to chicken-fry a ribeye.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=v1n7NWBmxbA

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)

466

My people called it 'chilli'...

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 11:06 PM (Nmkoe)

467 37 I am a huge fan of drinking...of drinking in bars...of drinking in great bars.

But they are just bars. Elevating them to some ridiculous level in which they are imbued with magical and mystical powers is pompous and stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2021 09:12 PM (Q9lwr)

Yes. And other countries are filthy, which is why nobody would wear outdoor shoes beyond the threshold of a home.

Posted by: WhyBanned at May 29, 2021 11:06 PM (YkawN)

468 Miklos
Always dig the cut of your jib...

Carry on.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 11:07 PM (ucZQI)

469 Long, terrific article.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:35 PM (Rvt8

I second that!

Needs to be added to the sidebar - it's that good.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974)

I'm heading out tomorrow to Farm and Fleet to grab some Ivermectin (Horse dewormer) for emergency use just in case.

I was hoping for peanut butter flavored but, if pushed, I'll settle for the apple flavor.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 11:07 PM (Rvt88)

470 Here is "Daddy Jack" showing you how to chicken-fry a ribeye.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=v1n7NWBmxbA
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)

Jack Allens restaurant does that here. Tasty. There es a place that we ride to every spring called Solodaks outside of Bryan/College Station that does Chicken Fried Bacon. To die for.

With cream gravy.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:09 PM (jvt6t)

471 Back to my Knob Creek.
Posted by: Doof

You do that.

And here's yer chikin' eatin' song, iffin' ya need one

https://tinyurl.com/ygcgpo7o

Posted by: Southerm Miklos on the Skids at May 29, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

472 ...sorry if it sounds weird. That's the stuff my brain thinks about. Back to my Knob Creek.

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:05 PM




Is something like this what you've in mind?


https://is.gd/blitzortung_north_america

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 11:11 PM (Nmkoe)

473 >>>459 There are some bars with what I'd consider slightly strange names nearby me.

For instance, one off of Lakewood Blvd in Long Beach called "The Annex."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

Is it a college bar? Lots of college bars have the gimmick where they're called "The Library" or "The Office," so when Mom and Dad see their kid's credit card they'll think everything's A-OK.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 11:11 PM (vuisn)

474 One of the few reasons I'm thankful for growing up in the 80s...
The music.

Stray Cats - Rock This Town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RxBHRZpIdg

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:11 PM (aesIB)

475 Yes. Knob Creek. Worth the price, for sure.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 11:12 PM (ucZQI)

476 40 years ago, there were at least two bars in Leetonia OH that had no doors at all. Cinderblock buildings with basically a slab on two sawhorses and setting up the beers. Someone would be selling dogs and burgs outside fresh off of grills.

The greatest dump bars I ever chanced across.

At closing time they simply locked the beer away and 'closed' up.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 11:12 PM (Rvt88)

477 Cheerful news. Spoke today to a relative, in a moderate sized southern town. She told me that people locally have begun to signal contempt for businesses requiring masks by throwing their masks down on the ground at the door as they leave the business.

More cheerful, even. Her nephew, who is the County Manager, was refused entry at the bank unless he donned a mask. He went back to his office and proceeded to have $22 Million in county money/assets moved to another bank.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2021 11:12 PM (WZ5i4)

478 DrVarno, I don't believe it's a college bar, but it's not very far from California State University Long Beach.

CSULB's "official" bar is a place called The 49er, right across from the campus.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)

479 so when Mom and Dad see their kid's credit card they'll think everything's A-OK.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

I believe you've just tripped over what is wrong with a bunch of college kids these days. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 11:14 PM (Rvt88)

480 More cheerful, even. Her nephew, who is the County Manager, was refused entry at the bank unless he donned a mask. He went back to his office and proceeded to have $22 Million in county money/assets moved to another bank.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2021 11:12 PM (WZ5i4)



Wouldn't you just love to hear the bank teller or the bank manager explaining that to their boss?

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2021 11:14 PM (vMCab)

481 Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:05 PM

Is something like this what you've in mind?

https://is.gd/blitzortung_north_america

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 11:11 PM (Nmkoe)


Pretty much! And I like that it includes Canada so we could see our hosehead morons like AOP and andycannuck

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:15 PM (WQ0xC)

482 On the movie thread they were talking about B.J. Thomas and "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" being the quintessential late 60s early 70s soundtrack type song. It was a Burt Bacharach and Hal David song which pretty much defined the era whether being sung by Dionne Warwick or Jackie Deshannon or who knows who else.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 29, 2021 11:15 PM (y7DUB)

483 The only accepted artisanal and Culturally Sensitive
way of making tortillas is rolled out and formed on the chunky, meaty
thigh of a Mexican Senorita....
Posted by: Miklos, or so he was taught at May 29, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)


actually they are made on a comal

https://notyoutube.org/watch?v=SOCQoVl-Zbk

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 11:15 PM (u0j5n)

484 476 40 years ago, there were at least two bars in Leetonia OH that had no doors at all. Cinderblock buildings with basically a slab on two sawhorses and setting up the beers. Someone would be selling dogs and burgs outside fresh off of grills.

The greatest dump bars I ever chanced across.

--

Played at a dump bar like that outside of Lawrence, KS. A cinder block hut in between two soybean fields and lots of angry, drunk underage kids lighting fires to old magazines.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 11:15 PM (vuisn)

485 477

Ohhhh! I love this!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 11:15 PM (ucZQI)

486 https://is.gd/blitzortung_north_america

Posted by: Zettai

Is said "accept cookies"

Miklos accept

WHERE IS COOKIES

Posted by: Miklos specializes in lightning detectiona and mapping, as it happens at May 29, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

487 Just got home from live music in a dive bar in providence, RI. Blue central. Neglible mask wearing.
They are coming around, but their reasoning remains suspect.

Posted by: From That Time at May 29, 2021 11:17 PM (4780s)

488 Is it a college bar? Lots of college bars have the gimmick where they're called "The Library" or "The Office," so when Mom and Dad see their kid's credit card they'll think everything's A-OK.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

heh

I worked at a place called "Group Therapy". Small place, but biggest Bud account in SC.

Posted by: Miklos also recalls that it was called the "Meet Market" at May 29, 2021 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

489 Captain Hate, yup.

There was also a period from the mid-70s to sometime in the 1980s when every summer, or year at least, had that one "must-have" soundtrack from a hit film. Saturday Night Fever, Meatballs, Grease, Fame, Xanadu, Urban Cowboy, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Flashdance, Footloose, Top Gun...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)

490 Miklos.
I'm thinking that you probably understand 'cookies'?
Oh, honey. I know you do, my sweet honey-cookie....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 11:18 PM (ucZQI)

491 On a different note, this will be the first year I haven't flown Old Glory for Memorial Day. Instead, I'm flying a 4 x 6 stitched Texas Flag. On my other column, I'm flying the DeZavalla flag.

I may add the 1824 Texas flag that was flown at The Alamo.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:19 PM (jvt6t)

492 The Drug that cracked COVID

https://is.gd/uaFsVF

Long, terrific article.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2021 09:35 PM (Rvt80
-------------------

There are a lot of therapeutics, Dr. Zev from UT, and Dr. Emmanuel in Katy TX.

And now Drs. are catching on and using other therapeutics to beat the cytokine storm.
allaying the storm is the ticket.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 11:19 PM (g9wW8)

493 And I forgot to list, Purple Rain.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

494 Is it a college bar? Lots of college bars have the gimmick where they're called "The Library" or "The Office," so when Mom and Dad see their kid's credit card they'll think everything's A-OK.
Posted by: Dr. Varno


Because $50 at The Library every week isn't suspicious to your parents.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2021 11:20 PM (vMCab)

495 Jack Allens restaurant does that here. Tasty. There
es a place that we ride to every spring called Solodaks outside of
Bryan/College Station that does Chicken Fried Bacon. To die for.



With cream gravy.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:09 PM (jvt6t)

the first time I had Chicken Fried Chicken was at Chicken Oil Company. It is in CS I believe or Bryan. THat was a long time ago but they made some damn good food.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 11:20 PM (OqDgx)

496 One of the few reasons I'm thankful for growing up in the 80s...
The music.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:11 PM (aesIB)



Amen, SMH!

I offer some 80s greatness for those who enjoyed MTV's "120 Minutes"...

https://youtu.be/g-92svJage0

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:21 PM (WQ0xC)

497
Another Southern thing: Pimento Cheese. When Miley first heard that, she went "Ewwwww!". She thought that would be disgusting. Then my mother got her to try some. "Hmmmmm", she went.

Miley is now making the stuff herself. My mother loved it, and is giving some to the neighbors around here.

Pimento Cheese was a big thing at the Master's, and there was an article about that somebody put here on the sidebar a while back. There has been scandal and controversy over the Master's pimento cheese over the years.

They went through three different vendors who made it for them. There would be a falling out over something, and they'd get rid of that vendor, who'd walk off in a huff and refuse to give the new guy his recipe.

They did that three times. And now for some reason, the Master's fired the last guy and is trying to do it all in-house. It's no good anymore, and this is terrible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:21 PM (Mzdiz)

498 >>Because $50 at The Library every week isn't suspicious to your parents.
Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2021 11:20 PM (vMCab)

Well, if they're dumb enough to give a credit card to a college kid who goes to a party school...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 11:21 PM (vuisn)

499 Triple Tree. The Holy Smoke.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 11:22 PM (E0OEG)

500 the first time I had Chicken Fried Chicken was at Chicken Oil Company. It is in CS I believe or Bryan. THat was a long time ago but they made some damn good food.
Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 11:20 PM (OqDgx)

My man....you know the deal......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:22 PM (jvt6t)

501 Leftover pizza, if not nuked to a gooey re-goodness, is utterly unappealing.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 29, 2021 11:22 PM (KAi1n)

502 Yes. Knob Creek. Worth the price, for sure.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 11:12 PM (ucZQI)


9 year aged, 100 proof bourbon for under $35 -- hell yeah!

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:23 PM (WQ0xC)

503

Anyway, some woman from the area tried to back engineer the classic Master's pimento cheese recipe, and thinks she succeeded.

Miley tried the recipe, and damn that stuff is good. A neighbor came over to get some this afternoon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:23 PM (Mzdiz)

504 Is there such a thing as steakbroiled chicken?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 29, 2021 11:23 PM (KAi1n)

505 I offer some 80s greatness for those who enjoyed MTV's "120 Minutes"...

https://youtu.be/g-92svJage0
Posted by: Doof

And/or The Cutting Edge with Pete Zaremba from the Fleshtones

Posted by: Miklos considered Must see TV at May 29, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

506 There was also a period from the mid-70s to sometime
in the 1980s when every summer, or year at least, had that one
"must-have" soundtrack from a hit film. Saturday Night Fever, Meatballs,
Grease, Fame, Xanadu, Urban Cowboy, Fast Times At Ridgemont High,
Flashdance, Footloose, Top Gun...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)

The only one I owned was Urban Cowboy. No doubt SNF and Grease were huge. Fast Times as well, that one song is still played constantly, even in grocery stores where they know the oldies shop.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 11:23 PM (OqDgx)

507 Leftover pizza, if not nuked to a gooey re-goodness, is utterly unappealing.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 29, 2021 11:22 PM (KAi1n)

Putting it on a cookie sheet under the broiler in the oven works fine for me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2021 11:23 PM (QY1VH)

508 They did that three times. And now for some reason, the Master's fired the last guy and is trying to do it all in-house. It's no good anymore, and this is terrible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:21 PM (Mzdiz)

Once again, Jack Allen's here in CenTex...they serve pimento cheese as an hors d'ourves before every meal.
Good stuff.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:23 PM (jvt6t)

509 CBD,
I love my PPQ.
Even bought one for my
Marine for his HS/Boot Camp Graduation.

I'm fairly proficient with it.
And it looks nice on my hip. A little big, but I'm getting accustomed to the size.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 11:24 PM (U2p+3)

510 SFGoth, I was thinking of asking that :-)

Doof, I discovered both BoDeans and Ministry watching 120 Minutes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)

511 Miley tried the recipe, and damn that stuff is good. A neighbor came over to get some this afternoon.
Posted by: publius

I got gas in the car....

Posted by: Miklos like some pimmenner cheese at May 29, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

512 Quint, I forgot to also list the soundtracks to FM and Heavy Metal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

513 40 years ago, there were at least two bars in Leetonia OH that had no doors at all. Cinderblock buildings with basically a slab on two sawhorses and setting up the beers. Someone would be selling dogs and burgs outside fresh off of grills.

The greatest dump bars I ever chanced across.

At closing time they simply locked the beer away and 'closed' up.
Posted by: Tonypete

Sounds like the "pool hall" in my hometown. Cinderblock building with a few pool tables, you went up to the old timer at the counter and he'd pull a beer out of a chest cooler for you. He didn't check IDs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 11:25 PM (3fqGc)

514 publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Spill the recipe.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 11:25 PM (E0OEG)

515 504 Is there such a thing as steakbroiled chicken?
Posted by: SFGoth at May 29, 2021 11:23 PM (KAi1n)

*signals Predator*

Hold on for five......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:25 PM (jvt6t)

516 I am laughing my ass off at this couple because, for the longest time when I was a kid, I too thought the Bee Gees were black.

Seeing the youngest generation getting their minds equally blown is so funny.


Bee Gees - Too Much Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0LF_eypnVY

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:26 PM (aesIB)

517 Leftover pizza, if not nuked to a gooey re-goodness, is utterly unappealing.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 29, 2021 11:22 PM (KAi1n)


NEVER reheat pizza in a microwave!!!

3 great ways to reheat pizza...

Toaster oven (cover the crust with foil to keep it from getting too dry/burnt).

Skillet with a cover and a little bit of water for steam.

Air fryer.

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:26 PM (WQ0xC)

518 >> I got gas in the car....

She'll make you a big batch. And I'll take you to Spiro's and you can try his beans and the CFS. With the brown gravy. (you can have white if you prefer).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:27 PM (Mzdiz)

519 Leftover pizza, if not nuked to a gooey re-goodness, is utterly unappealing.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 29, 2021 11:22 PM (KAi1n)

I did a lot of research on this issue. The problem with pizza is it is an item that really can't be preserved. From the minute it leaves the oven, it i starts losing moisture. You can't put that toothpaste back in the tube.

The best option I have seen for pizza that is a few hours old, is this. You put it on a skillet, and cover the skillet with foil or a cover lol. You might want to add a few drops of water but even that can't change reality. The key is to preserve what moisture is still in the dough. Cook it on very low heat jut to reheat it and retain as much moisture as possible.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 11:27 PM (OqDgx)

520 Sounds like the "pool hall" in my hometown. Cinderblock building with a few pool tables, you went up to the old timer at the counter and he'd pull a beer out of a chest cooler for you. He didn't check IDs.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 11:25 PM (3fqGc)

A place in Austin called Deep Eddy Cabaret....dive to the extreme. Pitchers of beer, two pool tables, a small patio and chips on the wall. It has survived when "techno bars" have failed.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:27 PM (jvt6t)

521 SMH, the transition BeeGees made from blue-eyed soul in the late 1960s/early 1970s to disco was interesting.

And then there's Fleetwood Mac which went from British blues to straight pop once they added in Buckingham/Nicks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

522 qdpsteve,

Are soundtracks still a big thing? I never paid that much attention to them but a lot of rock people who got tired of touring, like Robbie Robertson, realized multiple cash flow streams from them while leading a "normal" life.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 29, 2021 11:27 PM (y7DUB)

523 >> Spill the recipe.

Hold on, I'll find it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:27 PM (Mzdiz)

524 Diogenes's earlier today about all the average crap being made in the satisfactory is hilarious. I'm still LMAO thinking about it.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 29, 2021 11:27 PM (KAi1n)

525 Doof,
Add an over easy egg to your leftover pizza and you have the perfect breakfast.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 11:28 PM (U2p+3)

526 480 More cheerful, even. Her nephew, who is the County Manager, was refused entry at the bank unless he donned a mask. He went back to his office and proceeded to have $22 Million in county money/assets moved to another bank.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2021 11:12 PM (WZ5i4)
------------------------

Read that 15 governors have teamed up and pledged to give any bank that denies credit to viable companies --- grief.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 11:28 PM (g9wW8)

527 502

You totally get it. A lovely flavor - but, do be careful. Sometimes too smooth can getcha in trouble

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 11:28 PM (ucZQI)

528 I too thought the Bee Gees were black.

Posted by: SMH

Madonna was originally marketed with the implication that she was black. No live concerts or music videos until she charted.

Dat ho be white, oh lawd

Posted by: Miklos continues to recall at May 29, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)

529 525 Doof,
Add an over easy egg to your leftover pizza and you have the perfect breakfast.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 11:28 PM (U2p+3)

This is someone who is a professional.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:29 PM (jvt6t)

530 CaptainHate, seems to me that soundtrack popularity has been extremely spotty since about 1988.

I still remember that the soundtracks to Pulp Fiction and Trainspotting were popular; didn't hurt that I bought 'em both. But there's no yearly "hot soundtrack" anymore that I know of.

I'd say the most recent really huge hit soundtracks have been the ones from Guardians of The Galaxy, and you'll notice they contain almost all 1970s oldies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

531 >>> Leftover pizza, if not nuked to a gooey re-goodness, is utterly unappealing.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 29, 2021 11:22 PM (KAi1n)


Chop up a slice and then saute it in a pan with butter until slightly crisper and aromatic then add an egg or two. Great breakfast from last night's pizza. I saw that on a sam the cooking guy episode and it is really yummy.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2021 11:30 PM (l6b3d)

532 You don't reheat leftover pizza. You eat it straight from the fridge like a man, or you don't eat it at all.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 11:30 PM (3fqGc)

533 Miley the Duchess, OK, it's not Spanish, but she's the missing ette I was talking about.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 11:30 PM (g9wW8)

534
Here's the original article with the reverse engineered Master's recipe, done by Augusta resident, deft cook, and pimento cheese expert Gina Dickson. She says it only took her a couple of hours to get it right.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/
masters-pimento-cheese-sandwich

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)

535 Doof,
Add an over easy egg to your leftover pizza and you have the perfect breakfast.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 11:28 PM (U2p+3)


That is an awesome suggestion -- thanks!!

BTW - not sure if you saw my question last night about Season 4. Did you figure out the Drew Thompson mystery - or were you shocked??

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:31 PM (WQ0xC)

536 Leftover pizza, if not nuked to a gooey re-goodness, is utterly unappealing.

Posted by: SFGoth

You must have AP-ed out of freshman college dormitory life.

The previous night's pizza crusts were considered Excellent Breakfast

Posted by: Miklos continuously continues to recall at May 29, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

537 One of my favorite snacks is peanutbutter and raspberry jelly on a ritz.

Best fav is pimento cheese.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 11:31 PM (E0OEG)

538 Captain Hate, also it makes me laugh that Donald Fagen is such a relentless tour hound today.

When Steely Dan had its heyday in the 1970s/early 1980s, they refused to tour because they didn't believe they could really reproduce the sound of their albums well.

Now, Fagen has said it's either tour or go without eating. (I'm sure he'd be fine either way, it's just that he doesn't wanna have to learn to live on less than a mil a year.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

539 532 You don't reheat leftover pizza. You eat it straight from the fridge like a man, or you don't eat it at all.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 11:30 PM (3fqGc)



At 8 am as the breakfast of champions that it is.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2021 11:32 PM (vMCab)

540 I too thought the Bee Gees were black.

Posted by: SMH

Madonna was originally marketed with the implication that she was black. No live concerts or music videos until she charted.

Dat ho be white, oh lawd
Posted by: Miklos continues to recall at May 29, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)


A few people I know online, including some from the deep South, surprised me by thinking Tony Joe White was black. I said nope, 100% white boy.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 29, 2021 11:32 PM (y7DUB)

541 Ethical Porn Does Not Exist

But what if it's organic, free range, shade grown, conflict free porn?

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at May 29, 2021 11:33 PM (SaC5V)

542 528 I too thought the Bee Gees were black.

Posted by: SMH
----------------------

I thought the Righteous Brothers were black.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2021 11:33 PM (g9wW8)

543 Gotta sous vide that shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 11:33 PM (U2p+3)

544 To this moment my biggest question about the Q thing is if it didn't have anything to do with the Trump people, why didn't Trump sink it? He was obviously aware of it, and all he would have had to do was say something like "this Q thing, they seem like good patriots, but I don't know who they are or what it is. .maybe it's true, I don't know anything myself" and that way he wouldn't have offended anyone and it would have been over.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 29, 2021 11:33 PM (3/XaG)

545 543 Gotta sous vide that shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 11:33 PM (U2p+3)

Oh, snap.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 11:34 PM (jvt6t)

546 502

You totally get it. A lovely flavor - but, do be careful. Sometimes too smooth can getcha in trouble
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 11:28 PM (ucZQI)


Guilty as charged on more than one occasion!

Didn't know you were a bourbon loving 'ette -- no wonder we get along so well!

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:34 PM (WQ0xC)

547 532 You don't reheat leftover pizza. You eat it straight from the fridge like a man, or you don't eat it at all.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 11:30 PM (3fqGc)

And then you eat it over the sink, like a true bachelor.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 11:34 PM (vuisn)

548 I've read people were shocked in the late 1950s to find out Johnny Mathis was black.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

549 Doof,
I did see your post last night.
I LOVED SEASON FOUR!
I'm loving season five. Can't wait to watch the whole series again to catch stuff I missed the first time.
Just like "Twin Peaks," it's better the second time around.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 11:35 PM (U2p+3)

550 Quint, I forgot to also list the soundtracks to FM and Heavy Metal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

I am wondering what FM is. Fame? FMJ? Hopefully not Flash Gordon, i hated that.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 11:35 PM (OqDgx)

551 Remember the Average White Band?

I do, and so does Pepperidge Farms.

Unseen, a lot of people (including black folks) thought they were black.
And said they SHOULD have been black, even after seeing them. A bunch or REALLY white Scottish boys.
I think the drummer was black, though.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at May 29, 2021 11:35 PM (tjZg/)

552 >>> Ethical Porn Does Not Exist

But what if it's organic, free range, shade grown, conflict free porn?
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at May 29, 2021 11:33 PM (SaC5V)


Dolphin safe porn!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2021 11:35 PM (l6b3d)

553 Yeah, the blm crowd is gonna have a hard time convincing a lot of black/hispanic kids that the Bee Gees are evil.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:35 PM (aesIB)

554 Quint, the Frequency Modulation band?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

555 Alright, then.
I think I just might have caught up to Nurse for the buzz...
So, ima gonna go ahead and lurk for a while....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 29, 2021 11:36 PM (ucZQI)

556 I'd say the most recent really huge hit soundtracks have been the ones from Guardians of The Galaxy, and you'll notice they contain almost all 1970s oldies.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)


A local college station has a program "Music of Science Fiction and Fantasy". Nothing makes me hammer the presets faster than that.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 29, 2021 11:36 PM (y7DUB)

557 Donald Fagen from his 1982 solo album. A song later covered by Howard Jones...

https://youtu.be/Ueivjr3f8xg

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:36 PM (WQ0xC)

558 Gotta sous vide that shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I cheated.

Before camping, I did some sous-vide steaks for 36 hours, and froze them.

Took them out of the ice cooler after a couple of days, grilled, not at all bad.

Posted by: Miklos got ways at May 29, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

559 I thought the Righteous Brothers were black.
that is famous, along with Buddy Holly and the Crickets. The Beegees, maybe if you never lived near CA.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 11:36 PM (OqDgx)

560 Quint, also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FM_(film)

Supposedly it inspired WKRP In Cincinnati.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

561 The previous night's pizza crusts were considered Excellent Breakfast
Posted by: Miklos

Omg. Guilty as charged.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 11:37 PM (U2p+3)

562 Thanks publius, I book marked it. Dragging my drunk butt to bed.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2021 11:37 PM (E0OEG)

563

This is OUR SHOT

This is OUR SHOT

Chicken fried chicken fried chicken fried steak

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2021 11:37 PM (63Dwl)

564 I thought this guy Snow was black. No way face is red.
https://youtu.be/0Y1da7FqyTw

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 11:38 PM (3fqGc)

565 I've read people were shocked in the late 1950s to find out Johnny Mathis was black.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Next you'll tell us he's a homo!

Posted by: Miklos' grandparents at May 29, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

566 So th WuFku was here in October, huh? I got a bad cold and felt bad enough to go to the doctor which I almost never do. This was mid to late October. Had a cough bad enough for some codeine laced cough syrup and had a fever for an afternoon and a night. I think I had it, but an antibody test in late June 2020 came up negative. From what I hear that doesn't necessarily mean I didn't have the wuflj.

Posted by: InCali at May 29, 2021 11:39 PM (ov5G+)

567 A local college station has a program "Music of Science Fiction and Fantasy". Nothing makes me hammer the presets faster than that.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt

One of my favorite LP's (from the 1970's, remember that decade?) was "The Fantasy Film World of Bernard Herrmann", which had the soundtrack to Fahrenheit 451, The Day the Earth Stood Still (original), Journey to the Center of the Earth, and The 7th Voyage of Sinbad.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at May 29, 2021 11:39 PM (tjZg/)

568 I was a little kid living in the Oakland/Alameda AO back in the 70s.

Soul Train and American Bandstand were on the TV.
Always.

When breakdancing and hip-hop and rap came about, I was hooked.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:40 PM (aesIB)

569 559 I thought the Righteous Brothers were black.
that is famous, along with Buddy Holly and the Crickets. The Beegees, maybe if you never lived near CA.
Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 11:36 PM (OqDgx)



We're no strangers to love...

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2021 11:40 PM (vMCab)

570 Doof,
I did see your post last night.
I LOVED SEASON FOUR!
I'm loving season five. Can't wait to watch the whole series again to catch stuff I missed the first time.
Just like "Twin Peaks," it's better the second time around.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 11:35 PM (U2p+3)


I'm on my FOURTH time watching, and I'm catching stuff I missed the first 3 times!

Season 5 is decent -- not my favorite. Mostly because of the presence of that d-bag Michael Rappaport. But the end sets up the final Season quite well.

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:40 PM (WQ0xC)

571 Read that 15 governors have teamed up and pledged to give any bank that denies credit to viable companies --- grief.
Posted by: Braenyard
-------

Bank of America should top the list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2021 11:40 PM (830x5)

572 am laughing my ass off at this couple because, for the longest time when I was a kid, I too thought the Bee Gees were black.

Seeing the youngest generation getting their minds equally blown is so funny.


Bee Gees - Too Much Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0LF_eypnVY
Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:26 PM (aesIB)

To be fair they did have a hit called Jive Talking .

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 11:40 PM (2DOZq)

573 Chicken fried chicken fried chicken fried steak
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Ooom poppa loppa Boom poppalapa

Posted by: Miklos, trying to get the cadence from Stripes correct at May 29, 2021 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

574 Now, Fagen has said it's either tour or go without eating. (I'm sure he'd be fine either way, it's just that he doesn't wanna have to learn to live on less than a mil a year.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)


I was never a big fan but a lot of people with reasonably good taste were (and it's not like I don't have plenty of guilty pleasures) so he's got a steady market as long as he wants.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 29, 2021 11:41 PM (y7DUB)

575 Evening. Just finished watching Nobody with the wife. Excellent, fun, violent and, did I mention fun, movie.

Liked it more than John Wick.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 29, 2021 11:41 PM (IYHxL)

576 Bank of America should top the list.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

What's a lousy $10 million of DNC shareholder money among friends?

Posted by: Miklos, surprised that a customer has not sued at May 29, 2021 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)

577 Hey, thathalfrican!

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:42 PM (aesIB)

578 474 One of the few reasons I'm thankful for growing up in the 80s...
The music.

Stray Cats - Rock This Town

For my money the two greatest post 60s guitarists are Billy Gibbons and Brian Setzer.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 29, 2021 11:42 PM (3/XaG)

579 SMH! Good to see you, how is the back/rehab coming?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 29, 2021 11:43 PM (IYHxL)

580 To be fair they did have a hit called Jive Talking .
Posted by: Just a side note

And owe royalties

Posted by: Miklos, for the Estate of Barbara Billingsly at May 29, 2021 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

581 I started watching a few episodes of the Australian show, Mr. Inbetween. Very interesting.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 11:43 PM (2DOZq)

582 The Bee Gees / ACDC mashup is pretty damn funny, ya gotta admit.

https://tinyurl.com/nw7b8bf5

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2021 11:44 PM (vuisn)

583 ok
so we coverd Tonya Harding vs. Nancy Kerrigan a few ONTs ago

is there another similar comparison, other than Gilligans Island?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 29, 2021 11:44 PM (bTQ72)

584
I tried to paste in the text of the recipe, but gave up. I had to get all the Unicode shit out in an editor, and it took me 6 tries to get them all. It was the apostrophes I was missing.

Then, it rejected it as spam. So I give up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:44 PM (Mzdiz)

585 Evening. Just finished watching Nobody with the wife. Excellent, fun, violent and, did I mention fun, movie.

Liked it more than John Wick.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 29, 2021 11:41 PM (IYHxL)

Did you pay 19.99 to rent it?

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 11:45 PM (2DOZq)

586 I've read people were shocked in the late 1950s to find out Johnny Mathis was black.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Next you'll tell us he's a homo!
Posted by: Miklos' grandparents at May 29, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)


I thought the Bee Gees were homos.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 29, 2021 11:45 PM (y7DUB)

587 My favorite Bee Gees songs...

Tragedy
https://youtu.be/WJcozEOWgxI

Nights on Broadway
https://youtu.be/5wRM-t7wvF0

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:45 PM (WQ0xC)

588 They did that three times. And now for some reason,
the Master's fired the last guy and is trying to do it all in-house.
It's no good anymore, and this is terrible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:21 PM (Mzdiz)

I used to hate pimento cheese, there was an off flavor that really got to me. I tried some good versions and also made my own in honor of The Masters a few years back. No doubt it can be really good. The funny thing about the food at The Masters, it is dirt cheap. The richest guys in America, holding the fanciest event in America, and charging 1950s prices. I am sure they get a chuckle out of it.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 11:45 PM (OqDgx)

589 Doof:
when you're on the lam 'cuz your wife's a man, it's tragedy! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

590 Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:45 PM (WQ0xC)

Nights on Broadway probably my favorite. Barry Gibb is the only brother still alive. Ironically the oldest.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 11:47 PM (2DOZq)

591 Serious cop action on the beach tonight.
TikTok was facilitating a mob/riot/party on the beach tonight. Was "supposed " to start at 6pm PST. Things are just now getting sporty a half a block away.
I'm safe. Lucy the cat and I are tucked away. I have a loaded pistol within reach, even in the bathroom and an AR 15 with four mags ready to go.

But. I'm not going to be anyone's hero.
There will be a pile of bodies if they try to get into my place.

It's getting sportier by the minute.

Whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 11:47 PM (U2p+3)

592 Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 11:45 PM (2DOZq)

I did. I tried to find a bootleg. Gave up and said screw it. I have spent and will spend 20 bucks on something far more useless.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 29, 2021 11:47 PM (IYHxL)

593 Ooom poppa loppa Boom poppalapa
Posted by: Miklos, trying to get the cadence from Stripes correct

I thought it was "Geddy up a oompapa oompapa mao mao."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 11:47 PM (3fqGc)

594 Also don't forget,
Fanny (Be Tender With My Love).

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

595 so we coverd Tonya Harding vs. Nancy Kerrigan a few ONTs ago



is there another similar comparison, other than Gilligans Island?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 29, 2021 11:44 PM (bTQ72)

I liked Kate Jackson. Maybe it was to be different, maybe I am just weird. And my second pick was Jaclyn Smith.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 11:47 PM (OqDgx)

596 so we coverd Tonya Harding vs. Nancy Kerrigan a few ONTs ago

is there another similar comparison, other than Gilligans Island?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 29, 2021 11:44 PM (bTQ72)


WKRP - Jennifer vs Bailey.

The Ranch - Abbey vs Heather

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:47 PM (WQ0xC)

597 2 cups sharp cheddar cheese, shredded
1 cup Monterey Jack cheese, shredded
4 ounces cream cheese
1/2 cup mayonnaise ("just don't use Miracle Whip --
that's a Northern thing")
4 ounce jar pimento peppers, drained and diced
1 tablespoon onion, very finely minced
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:47 PM (Mzdiz)

598

Do keep us posted, Nurse!

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 11:48 PM (Nmkoe)

599 Just a side note, I've read Barry Gibb is a good guy too, great to the fans.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

600
Continued:

1. Combine all the ingredients in a medium bowl and mix until smooth and creamy. Refrigerate the mixture for at least an hour to allow it to become firm.
2. Serve on white bread.

This recipe is by Gina Dickson.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:48 PM (Mzdiz)

601 Had a really busy day today, went in and out of stores, a couple of beers at an outdoor bar, and just generally around people. No masks to be found. Like literally 99% non mask wearing. I had to really look hard to see one all day.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 29, 2021 11:48 PM (qMZm2)

602 Hey, where's all the 7 year old white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at May 29, 2021 11:48 PM (F0YaR)

603 Then, it rejected it as spam. So I give up.
Posted by: publius



https://tinyurl.com/5arjy2bd

Posted by: Helpful Miklos at May 29, 2021 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

604 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 29, 2021 11:47 PM (IYHxL)

I'm trying to wait them out. I thought they would have lowered it by now.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 11:49 PM (2DOZq)

605 Nights on Broadway probably my favorite. Barry Gibb is the only brother still alive. Ironically the oldest.
___

Good to know.

I'm doing going, thathalfrican.

I have full mobility and have taken up dancing again.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:50 PM (aesIB)

606 Stay safe, Nurse. Sounds like you have the right game plan.

Posted by: PabloD at May 29, 2021 11:50 PM (QdGgA)

607 Doof:
when you're on the lam 'cuz your wife's a man, it's tragedy! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)



LOL!!!

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:50 PM (WQ0xC)

608 Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 11:49 PM (2DOZq)

Yeah I was turned off by the price but.....I am not upset. I do not regret dropping the dough for it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 29, 2021 11:50 PM (IYHxL)

609 I thought it was "Geddy up a oompapa oompapa mao mao."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig

A Surfin' Bird is a sight to behold.

Rare, but the mezcal helps.

Posted by: Miklos has seen...things at May 29, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

610 SMH that is great to hear. Which dance moves you busting out first the running man?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 29, 2021 11:51 PM (IYHxL)

611 Serious cop action on the beach tonight.
TikTok was facilitating a mob/riot/party on the beach tonight. Was "supposed " to start at 6pm PST. Things are just now getting sporty a half a block away.
I'm safe. Lucy the cat and I are tucked away. I have a loaded pistol within reach, even in the bathroom and an AR 15 with four mags ready to go.
But. I'm not going to be anyone's hero.
There will be a pile of bodies if they try to get into my place.
It's getting sportier by the minute.
Whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched
___

*looks up alternatives to GoFundMe for nurse's bail*

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:52 PM (aesIB)

612 Dolphin safe porn!
Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2021 11:35 PM (l6b3d)

Yeah baby.

Posted by: The Otters at May 29, 2021 11:52 PM (jvt6t)

613 I'd say the most recent really huge hit soundtracks
have been the ones from Guardians of The Galaxy, and you'll notice they
contain almost all 1970s oldies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

I have mentioned the Soundtrack to "Big Night" before. Nothing better to fire up a bottle of wine and cook some Italian food by.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 11:52 PM (OqDgx)

614 Hula, actually.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:52 PM (aesIB)

615 Quint, sounds like the Moonstruck soundtrack I believe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

616 I have full mobility and have taken up dancing again.
Posted by: SMH

A personal favorite from before Bob Marley was famous-


https://tinyurl.com/pf5ua26j

Posted by: Miklos considers dancing and shoe-wearing somewhat contradictory at May 29, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

617 Ooooh!
Gunshots!


I may turn out the lights and just hunker down.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 11:54 PM (U2p+3)

618

Did someone say "dance"??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2_OI1TGseg

Posted by: Zettai at May 29, 2021 11:55 PM (Nmkoe)

619
Miley says it needs to sit in the fridge and chill for at least several hours to her taste and it's better overnight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)

620 Turning out the lights is good.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:55 PM (aesIB)

621 A Surfin' Bird is a sight to behold.

Rare, but the mezcal helps.
Posted by: Miklos has seen...things

As long as you stay out of bat country.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 29, 2021 11:56 PM (3fqGc)

622 *waves to Miley*

When's the big day?

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:56 PM (aesIB)

623 Hula? Very cool.

Nurse, stay safe.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 29, 2021 11:56 PM (IYHxL)

624
Dazed and Confused had a decent sound track 28 years ago

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 29, 2021 11:57 PM (bTQ72)

625 I may have to turn in my man card but I really liked the Saturday Night Fever sequel, Staying Alive.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 29, 2021 11:57 PM (2DOZq)

626 I've forgotten how much weight one can lose doing the hula kahiko.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:57 PM (aesIB)

627 I have a loaded pistol within reach, even in the bathroom and an AR 15 with four mags ready to go.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2021 11:47 PM (U2p+3)



So in Justified style, you're more Ava than Winona, huh?

Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:58 PM (WQ0xC)

628 I may have to turn in my man card but I really liked the Saturday Night Fever sequel, Staying Alive.
Posted by: Just a side note
___

A lot of brothas like the Bees Gees.

So keep your card.

Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:58 PM (aesIB)

629 Relaxing, now, with a rum and cola. Got a good day in. Cut up a crusty, rusty old Studebaker pickup cab that was far beyond being restorable. Did save the one door that was on it, and knocked a huge dent out of it. Put that into stock. Broke off about 3:30, and took a load to the dump, and got some groceries at the store.

Got home, needed a nap, so napped for about 90 minutes. Went back out, finished cutting up the truck cab, and loaded the scrap into the back of my old chevy pickup. Will make a run to the scrap dealer on Monday. Last load, they were paying $210 a ton for "tin". I ought to be able to get about 1500 pounds in the truck box.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2021 11:58 PM (QY1VH)

630 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2_OI1TGseg

Posted by: Zettai

Totally not ghey

I mean Greeks and all

Posted by: Miklosolopoloulopoulos at May 29, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

631 has this been covered yet?

Property porn! OnlyFans star Riley Reid drops $4.8 million Pasadena mansion after raking in '$570,000 a MONTH' on X-rated subscription site

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 29, 2021 11:59 PM (bTQ72)

632 AOP - you are my spirit animal. I wish I was that handy man damn.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 30, 2021 12:00 AM (IYHxL)

633 Dazed and Confused had a decent soundtrack 28 years ago.

___

That soundtrack is amazeballs.
Not merely decent.

That's the soundtrack of my babysitters/neighbors at NAS Alameda in 1976.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:00 AM (aesIB)

634 Also the year my baby bro was born.

And the troubles began...

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:01 AM (aesIB)

635 Posted by: SMH at May 29, 2021 11:58 PM (aesIB)

Thanks but I was talking about the movie.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 30, 2021 12:01 AM (2DOZq)

636 Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 29, 2021 11:59 PM (bTQ72)

Unbelievable. People are free to spend their money however they wish but holy fuck.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 30, 2021 12:01 AM (IYHxL)

637 A lot of brothas like the Bees Gees.

So keep your card.
Posted by: SMH

But send the polyester suit to the cleaners.

The nice Korean lady here does wonders on the Goat Leggings.

Posted by: Miklos, not one to criticize at May 30, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

638 Movie is a fun watch...but the soundtrack is much better.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:02 AM (aesIB)

639 Windage and elevation, Ms Ratched, windage and elevation.

Posted by: The Duke at May 30, 2021 12:03 AM (4I/2K)

640 I'm gonna bring a 12 qt. pot of Pinto Beans n' Bacon to the TxMoMeet, this year. I've brought my Chicken Soup in a previous year.

Believe me, when I tella this will be every bit as good.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:03 AM (QzJWU)

641 Pretty in Pink soundtrack is one of my all time favorites.

The Lost Boys soundtrack is outstanding.

The Wedding Singer soundtrack is pretty damn good too.

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:03 AM (WQ0xC)

642 Property porn! OnlyFans star Riley Reid drops $4.8 million Pasadena mansion after raking in '$570,000 a MONTH' on X-rated subscription site
Posted by: will choose a nic later
___

Sad, but inevitable.

Incels + thots = thots getting paid.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:03 AM (aesIB)

643 '$570,000 a MONTH' on X-rated subscription site
Posted by: will choose a nic later

They were called Stimulus checks....

Posted by: Miklos, seeing perfectly logical outcomes at May 30, 2021 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)

644 The BeeGees are one of the best karaoke bands out there.

Shit! That's pee in your pants funny stuff.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2021 12:04 AM (U2p+3)

645 I'm gonna bring a 12 qt. pot of Pinto Beans n' Bacon to the TxMoMeet, this year. I've brought my Chicken Soup in a previous year.

Believe me, when I tella this will be every bit as good.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
___

Gonna hold you to that.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:04 AM (aesIB)

646 So true, nurse.
lol

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:05 AM (aesIB)

647 I've been getting lost down the Toy Galaxy hole lately. Its a youtube channel that covers a lot of classic toys and cartoons. Along with history of a lot of cartoons/shows and their toy lines he shows off toys he picks up at fleamarkets and from people coming in. Its kind of interesting to see toys I remember having and even some that I completely forgot that I had.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2021 12:06 AM (vMCab)

648 I'm gonna bring a 12 qt. pot of Pinto Beans n' Bacon to the TxMoMeet, this year. I've brought my Chicken Soup in a previous year.

Believe me, when I tella this will be every bit as good.

Jim

The best part is when Jim punches the horse, and claims to be only Pawn in Life.

Posted by: Miklos McTaggart at May 30, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

649 Why try and have real sex with a real woman when you can pay a chick to maybe holla ya name in a video!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 30, 2021 12:06 AM (IYHxL)

650 Punching a horse?

never

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:06 AM (aesIB)

651 Quint, also:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FM_(film)



Supposedly it inspired WKRP In Cincinnati.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2021 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

this is the first time I have heard of the film. Thanks for the recco there. I liked WKRP a lot. I was thinking recently that two of my five favorite sitcoms were set in radio stations. My guess is they won't be doing too many shows set in radio stations.

Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 12:06 AM (OqDgx)

652 We call Pinto Beans Mexican Strawberries.

Posted by: Agustus Mcrae at May 30, 2021 12:07 AM (OqDgx)

653 642 Property porn! OnlyFans star Riley Reid drops $4.8 million Pasadena mansion after raking in '$570,000 a MONTH' on X-rated subscription site
Posted by: will choose a nic later
___

Sad, but inevitable.

Incels + thots = thots getting paid.
Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:03 AM (aesIB)

I think it's even worse. She looks like she's 14 or 15 years old. Or at least used to. Porn is not kind.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 30, 2021 12:08 AM (2DOZq)

654 Shit! That's pee in your pants funny stuff.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Well, you said you are already in the bathtub...

Situational Awareness, Nurse

Posted by: Miklos, somewhat concerned at May 30, 2021 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

655 AOP -- I love reading your comments. They are like journal entries. They are more interesting than any of the "reality" shows that deal with the stuff you do. You are a uniquely awesome moron -- I tip my (sadly nearly empty) plastic cup of bourbon to you!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:08 AM (WQ0xC)

656 Why try and have real sex with a real woman when you can pay a chick to maybe holla ya name in a video!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
___

For your viewing pleasure:

Husband Wears Face Mask During Sex!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4RkGzu77U

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:08 AM (aesIB)

657 The cast of Dazed and Confused is pretty amazing. A lot of stars before they became what they are now.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 30, 2021 12:09 AM (KAi1n)

658 Doof, forgot about the Pretty In Pink soundtrack. I have it, it's great.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2021 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)

659 I tip my (sadly nearly empty) plastic cup of bourbon to you!
Posted by: Doof

Somebody get Doof another plastic cup!

Posted by: Miklos, sadly undersupplied at May 30, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

660 SMH!!!!!

I'm going to be in Texas in October! I cannot wait to meet you!

Squeeeee!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2021 12:10 AM (U2p+3)

661 I was in line at Chipotle recently. There was a Hispanic guy talking to his buddy in front of me. He said pinto beans are not authentic Mexican, only black beans are. I had to laugh to myself, why do people think they know something when they don't? I don't doubt I have had the same failings, like us all. But the way he said it made me laugh. Same with people who say flour tortillas are "not authentic". I just think they don't know what the word "authentic" means, but they keep using it.

Posted by: Agustus Mcrae at May 30, 2021 12:11 AM (OqDgx)

662 Jim, just so long as they're not Ford Pinto beans... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2021 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)

663 ..The best part is when Jim punches the horse, and claims to be only Pawn in Life. Posted by: Miklos McTaggart at May 30, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

Nah, George is one of the horses at the MoMeet Ranch. He adopted me as one of his friends, and still is. If ever a horse could be a lap cat, this would be the horse that would actually try.

And it would hurt.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:11 AM (QzJWU)

664 Agustus, one thing I finally learned a few years ago:

Would you and/or most people rather have it 'authentic' or tasty? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2021 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

665 Husband Wears Face Mask During Sex!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4RkGzu77U
Posted by: SMH

There have been one baggers, and two baggers.

But at least we weren't married.

Posted by: Miklos, noting that the bags can be recycled for Gaia at May 30, 2021 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)

666 Miklos,
Do not taunt happy, drunk nurse.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2021 12:12 AM (U2p+3)

667 ..Jim, just so long as they're not Ford Pinto beans... ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2021 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)

No worries. I refuse to get rear-ended.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:12 AM (QzJWU)

668 something to watch I think

Is 'Patient Su' Covid's Patient Zero? IAN BIRRELL, who's led the way in exposing Beijing's lies, reveals how a woman aged 61 was diagnosed with virus THREE weeks before China admitted that it even existed

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 30, 2021 12:13 AM (bTQ72)

669 Especially at post 666

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2021 12:14 AM (U2p+3)

670 Good luck trying to convince these sistahs that good-looking white boys who sing like angels are evil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCtESwEyNu0

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:14 AM (aesIB)

671 Do not taunt happy, drunk nurse.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I only drink, and happily with Nurse.

Posted by: Happy Fun Miklosball at May 30, 2021 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

672 Jim, btw, do you know Flower Mound, TX?
I found out I'm losing my physical therapist here in California, to the town. :-)
Sigh.

I was already informed that Sponge lives there, and that it's an upscale Dallas suburb.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)

673
Yes, thanks to the Daily Mail, we have proof that the first case of WuFlu in Wuhan was Sept. 29, 2019. That's when "Patient Su" first got sick.

It leaked out of the Wuhan lab and began spreading around all over the city by the high speed rail system. By Oct, you can be sure it was out of the country, and spreading all over the world including here in the US.

As I was railing about above, the Chicoms are quily of crimes against humanity level stuff with all this. But, **so our a bunch of our govt. officials and academics and corporate officials**.

Like one Tony Fauxci front an center. All his minions as well. He should be standing at trial and explaining his actions. The result should be him at the end of rope. After Nuremberg level due process, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)

674 Somebody get Doof another plastic cup!
Posted by: Miklos, sadly undersupplied at May 30, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)


I have enough plastic cups -- what I lack is the Kentucky elixir to fill them.

Can't wait to get home and reacquaint myself with all of the bottles I have there!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:15 AM (WQ0xC)

675 Can't wait to get home and reacquaint myself with all of the bottles I have there!
Posted by: Doof

Ha!

Doof has road Trip!

Posted by: Miklos knew he was holding out at May 30, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

676 I was already informed that Sponge lives there, and that it's an upscale Dallas suburb.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)



Has he petitioned for it to be renamed FIRST!!!!, TX???

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:17 AM (WQ0xC)

677 After Nuremberg level due process, of course.
Posted by: publius,

Someone should check to see if Fauxi has a cyanide capsule somewhere

Posted by: Miklos, former conspiracy theorist at May 30, 2021 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)

678 Agustus, one thing I finally learned a few years ago:



Would you and/or most people rather have it 'authentic' or tasty? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2021 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

agreed, big time.

Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 12:17 AM (OqDgx)

679 prior to Trump cutting off travel from China in early 2020, something like 8,000 poeple flew to WA, OR, and CA per day ....

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 30, 2021 12:18 AM (bTQ72)

680 Has he petitioned for it to be renamed FIRST!!!!, TX???
Posted by: Doof

Has he?

He does it EVERY DAY

Posted by: Miklos, quite certain at May 30, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

681 Ha!

Doof has road Trip!
Posted by: Miklos knew he was holding out at May 30, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)



Last minute thing. Short 2.5 hour jaunt to the beach for the weekend with younger son-of Doof.

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:19 AM (WQ0xC)

682
There is scientific and academic fraud and cover up here too, the world over, and in this case that rises up to the high crime agin' humanity level as well.

We've mentioned the cover up that it was a lab leak. Academic journals were refusing to publish papers that presented proof (one is coming out and the Daily Mail was leaked a copy, which they published).

That's bad enough. But what rises higher than that, is the intentional cover up of early treatments for Covid disease. You know, the HCQ, and Ivermectin and the others. Medical journals actively suppressed all that. Ditto AMA, and all the medical boards.

This cost no telling how many lives. Again, crimes against humanity level stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 12:19 AM (Mzdiz)

683 ..I was already informed that Sponge lives there, and that it's an upscale Dallas suburb. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)

Tell your Texas Realtor to find you something within a 60 mile radius of, and you'll be fine. In Texas miles, "sixty" is within hailing distance.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:20 AM (QzJWU)

684 This cost no telling how many lives. Again, crimes against humanity level stuff.
Posted by: publius

Another look at collective punishment?

Posted by: Moderately ethical Miklos at May 30, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

685 Well, my rum and cola has gone dry, and I am getting sleepy. Time to hit the sack. Night, Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2021 12:21 AM (QY1VH)

686 SMH - I saw that earlier this week. Fuck is wrong with dude? Wife needs to reevaluate her marriage. Pronto.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 30, 2021 12:21 AM (IYHxL)

687 G'night AOP!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:21 AM (WQ0xC)

688 Jim, thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2021 12:21 AM (L2ZTs)

689 In Texas miles, "sixty" is within hailing distance.

Jim

Sixty will also get you cussed at in the slow lane.

Posted by: I-10 survivor Miklos at May 30, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

690 Miklos, I call I-10 in California past Banning,
"the Autobahn."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2021 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)

691
Why cover up effective treatments? That's what they should be standing at trial and answering for.

Possible answer is vaccine at all cost only. Second, a lot of these drugs are relatively cheap. Pharma and their incestuous buddies in govt and academia love them some big bucks, and don't like cheap stuff. They want "new" on patent stuff for which they can charge fortunes.

That could be part of it. But is it all? I don't think so. They know things we don't as I was going on about the other night.

They are hell bent on getting the population to 70% vaccination. Hell bent. They will do it by force if they have to. There is something ominous there.


Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)

692 I call I-10 in California past Banning,
"the Autobahn."
Posted by: qdpsteve

Drive 85 and listen to Kraftwerk.

Like a machine.

Posted by: Miklosfahrfignugenskeit at May 30, 2021 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

693 This cost no telling how many lives. Again, crimes against humanity level stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 12:19 AM (Mzdiz)

When it comes to our "public health officials", Comrade Stalin had some good ideas.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 30, 2021 12:26 AM (3fqGc)

694 interesting take

Ivermectin has been called one of the 3 most important medicines ever invented, along with aspirin and penicillin, but the greedy fuckers at PHARMA are blatantly killing people by pushing their ineffective-yet-on-patent bullshit. For the fucking money.

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 30, 2021 12:26 AM (bTQ72)

695 ..Sixty will also get you cussed at in the slow lane.
Posted by: I-10 survivor Miklos at May 30, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)


Texas Justice is a swift and sometimes sure thing.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:26 AM (QzJWU)

696 Ivermectin has been called one of the 3 most important medicines ever invented, along with aspirin and penicillin, but the greedy fuckers at PHARMA are blatantly killing people by pushing their ineffective-yet-on-patent bullshit. For the fucking money.
Posted by: will choose a nic later

Since the US gummint prohibited lawsuits against Big Pharma for their experimental DNA therapy, it would have been logical to remove those from any IPR protection too.

But no.

Posted by: Miklos sees things at May 30, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

697
Something else ominous. China has banned the use of the mRNA vaccines. They will not allow it to be used on their population. (I don't know about the other two, which use the modified "vector virus").

What do they know?

At this point I don't know what to do. Because I don't know what the facts are. So, I'm not got to take anything.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)

698 ..They are hell bent on getting the population to 70% vaccination. Hell bent. They will do it by force if they have to. There is something ominous there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)


You forgot the adjectives "VERY" and "FRIGHTENINGLY", there, mate.

Plus, you're 10,000% correct in your appreciation of the B.S. being foisted upon the LIV public. The sheeple being led to slaughter, is how I see it.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:30 AM (QzJWU)

699 When it comes to our "public health officials", Comrade Stalin had some good ideas.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable

Trofim Lysenko was in Good Standing as long as Stalin was alive.

Posted by: Miklos, guardedly pessimistic at May 30, 2021 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

700 My first time visiting Texas was on a work trip to the Dallas area. My work buddy who was "hosting" me spent a lot of time showing me the sights and taking me to restaurants.

First day there, he was asking what I was in the mood to eat. Suggested chain places, then local places for Tex Mex, seafood, BBQ, etc. When he said seafood, I told him "I got a deal for you -- when I come to Texas, please don't suggest seafood -- and when you come to Maryland, I won't try to take you out for a steak."

He understood and took me to a place where I had the best steak I have ever had - and still haven't had a better one!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:31 AM (WQ0xC)

701 Good thing that some of us are not sheeple...

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:31 AM (aesIB)

702 I call I-10 in California past Banning,
"the Autobahn."
Posted by: qdpsteve

Drive 85 and listen to Kraftwerk.

Like a machine.
Posted by: Miklosfahrfignugenskeit at May 30, 2021 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)


A Kraftwerk / Autobahn reference! Well played, Miklos!!!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:33 AM (WQ0xC)

703 Something else ominous. China has banned the use of the mRNA vaccines. They will not allow it to be used on their population.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Almost like they're tricking an enemy population to mark themselves for a targeted bioweapon...
Almost!?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 30, 2021 12:33 AM (3fqGc)

704 The question is, What do the Chinese know that we don't?


Posted by: Miklos, guardedly highly pessimistic at May 30, 2021 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)

705 Good thing that some of us are not sheeple...


It's not so ba-a-a-a-d.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 12:33 AM (SchxB)

706 Good thing that some of us are not sheeple...


It's not so ba-a-a-a-d.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 12:33 AM (SchxB)


I see what ewe did there!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:35 AM (WQ0xC)

707 Shackles - RJ's Latest Arrival

https://tinyurl.com/24umh2pe

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:35 AM (aesIB)

708 Good thing that some of us are not sheeple...


It's not so ba-a-a-a-d.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Ewe people.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking it is a bit late for this at May 30, 2021 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)

709 I see what ewe did there!
Posted by: Doof

Just kidding

Posted by: Miklos, it be ON at May 30, 2021 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

710 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2021 12:37 AM (L2ZTs)

711 To late to start butting heads

Posted by: Miklos, ruminating at May 30, 2021 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)

712 Ok. Shit is getting sporty.
Cat is growling.


I'm tuned out.
Sleep well friends.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2021 12:37 AM (U2p+3)

713 ..He understood and took me to a place where I had the best steak I have ever had - and still haven't had a better one! Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:31 AM (WQ0xC)

For Dallas, that's a fair call. But let me put you straight as to Texas Seafood.

Right down on Harborside, we have a Fishmonger's called "Katie's Seafood". Right behind Katie's Seafood, is a fleet of about 30-odd fishing n' shrimping boats that they own. Fresh to the dock, not just "every day" but "all day, every day".

Right next door is a restaurant named "Katie's Seafood Restaurant". Guess what's on their grill? It damn sure didn't come from the Chesapeake, that I assure you.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:37 AM (QzJWU)

714 Niters, nurse.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:38 AM (aesIB)

715 Good night qdpsteve -- always enjoy hanging out with you

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:38 AM (WQ0xC)

716 I'm tuned out.
Sleep well friends.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition

Posted by: Miklos, supporting from far away at May 30, 2021 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)

717 Niters, qdp.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:39 AM (aesIB)

718 >> Almost like they're tricking an enemy population to mark themselves for a targeted bioweapon...

Yes. There are quite plausible mechanisms to these vaccines to be just that. I do not discount that as unlikely any more, from what we've learned about what the Chicoms have done to date. I won't even discount our own elites may be in on it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 12:39 AM (Mzdiz)

719 425 In Texas, "Chicken Fried" is such a well known process, that they have restaurants that serve "Chicken Fried Chicken". Anywhere else, that would seem redundant.
Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2021 10:50 PM (OqDgx)

And they are all incredibly delicious.

Posted by: WhyBanned at May 30, 2021 12:39 AM (YkawN)

720 Ancient Chinese secret... Calgon?

Posted by: klaftern at May 30, 2021 12:40 AM (r4sI4)

721 And they are all incredibly delicious.
Posted by: WhyBanned

This is not Science!

It must be tested in our Lab!

And you pay!

Posted by: Wuhan Wet Market and Bioweapon Research Facility at May 30, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

722 Frankie Smith - Double Dutch Bus

https://tinyurl.com/eenhz2as

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:42 AM (aesIB)

723 Riddle me this:

Does Nurse Ratched sleep ONLY in beds with proper Hospital Corners?

Inquiring minds, and etc.

/snrk

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:43 AM (QzJWU)

724 Ancient Chinese secret... Calgon?
Posted by: klaftern

That's only for baby formula, and it's not even real Calgon

Posted by: Chinese Ministry of the Moment at May 30, 2021 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

725 Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:31 AM (WQ0xC)
Texas has some good seafood on the Gulf Coast. And lets be honest, it sucks, but so much of food is shipped from all over the world, usually to the cheapest bidder. Even in the Mid Atlandtic, it is likely your seafood comes from Vietnam unless you are very, very particular. But I do hear ya Doof. I had a situation like that once in the Mid Atlantic. My Texas relatives ordered "Country Fried Steak". I asked them what they were thinking there.

Then again, I once had an Aunt that made us drive 30 miles to an Olive Garden. It didn't matter that we had classic No. Italian places falling over each other.

Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 12:43 AM (OqDgx)

726 Right down on Harborside, we have a Fishmonger's called "Katie's Seafood". Right behind Katie's Seafood, is a fleet of about 30-odd fishing n' shrimping boats that they own. Fresh to the dock, not just "every day" but "all day, every day".

Right next door is a restaurant named "Katie's Seafood Restaurant". Guess what's on their grill? It damn sure didn't come from the Chesapeake, that I assure you.

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:37 AM (QzJWU)


I imagine that's a great place, Jim. And I was only half serious with my old buddy up in Richardson.

Now I do draw the line with crabcakes. I've seen "Maryland crabcake" on menus in many different places I've traveled to. And finding a good MD style crabcake outside of the mid-Atlantic is about as unlikely as me finding a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle at the next liquor store I visit.

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:44 AM (WQ0xC)

727 Does Nurse Ratched sleep ONLY in beds with proper Hospital Corners?
Inquiring minds, and etc.
/snrk

Jim
___

I did.

My dad was a very anal-attentive CPO when I was a kid growing up.

I impressed my DSs, so there's that.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:45 AM (aesIB)

728
I've been reading some stuff about bioweapon research. I don't know enough myself to really judge this information, mind you.

Every nation on earth does research into this stuff. Every single one. We do it. Everybody does it. Nobody admits it, but everybody does.

The goal of an effective bioweapon is one that can kill and wipe out an enemy, but won't come back and do the same to you. Luckily for all of us, that's very hard to do. If it were easy, someone would've used them already on a mass scale.

But they continue to work on finding a solution to the problem.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 12:46 AM (Mzdiz)

729 Me going into the Army...twice...didn't help matters any.

Then again...In The Navy by the Village People. Really?
He had no chance against me.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:47 AM (aesIB)

730 ..Now I do draw the line with crabcakes. I've seen "Maryland crabcake" on menus in many different places I've traveled to. And finding a good MD style crabcake outside of the mid-Atlantic is about as unlikely as me finding a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle at the next liquor store I visit. Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:44 AM (WQ0xC)

You do realize though, that when your Chesapeake crabs are out of season, that y'all are serving your tourists Galveston Bay Blue Crabs, for their Crab Cakes? 'Cause ya ARE. Huge export market for us, here, in fact.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

731 Right next door is a restaurant named "Katie's
Seafood Restaurant". Guess what's on their grill? It damn sure didn't
come from the Chesapeake, that I assure you.



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:37 AM (QzJWU)

the best Shrimp comes from the Texas Gulf Coast. I fell in love with seafood in Corpus, Rockport, and Padre Island. Even port Isabel, but you needed to practice your Spanish.

Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 12:47 AM (OqDgx)

732 I impressed my DSs, so there's that.

I'd like to say I impressed mine, but I'm trying not to tell lies.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 12:47 AM (SchxB)

733 You do realize though, that when your Chesapeake
crabs are out of season, that y'all are serving your tourists Galveston
Bay Blue Crabs, for their Crab Cakes? 'Cause ya ARE. Huge export
market for us, here, in fact.



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

I do realize that, And they also get a ton from NC if you are lucky.

Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 12:48 AM (OqDgx)

734 Even in the Mid Atlandtic, it is likely your seafood comes from Vietnam unless you are very, very particular.

Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 12:43 AM (OqDgx)


I'll gladly buy crabs or crab meat that came from the waters near the Carolinas or the Gulf - especially blue crabs from the Gulf in the fall. It's all about how the crabs are steamed or how the crabcakes are made.

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:48 AM (WQ0xC)

735 I'm gonna hafta turn in.
G'night Horde.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 30, 2021 12:49 AM (3fqGc)

736 Blanco, when I first went in 1987, I had to gain weight before I could go to my unit, lol.

Other than that, I maxed out my PT test. Could even outrun some of the guys. Since I was pretty much a twig, not too surprising.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:51 AM (aesIB)

737 he best Shrimp comes from the Texas Gulf Coast. I fell in love with seafood in Corpus, Rockport, and Padre Island. Even port Isabel, but you needed to practice your Spanish.
Posted by: Quint

Sorry.

I will stick with Carolina shellfish, because I have a Connection.

Very simple. Shellfish that grow in colder or cooler water, grow more slowly and have time to develop more flavor.

I have eaten many times my weight in Gulf seafood, with general Happiness. But Science, people.

Posted by: Miklos, whose gumbo was learnt in Nawlins at Mandina's at May 30, 2021 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

738 Flagstaff radio station just finished the song "Love of a Lifetime" by a group called "Firehouse".

I can see why I never head of them when they were big. They sucked.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 12:52 AM (SchxB)

739
You might think, hell, why not just create Capt. Trips, supeflu, 90% mortality. Tweak it so it doesn't kill too fast, spreads around before it starts to kill. Now, make a vaccine (or other countermeasure) against it.

Now, vaccinate or treat your population against it, then release it. You have do the first step secretly, so the enemy doesn't get wise and nuke you first or something. You would do it by secretly putting it in some common thing everybody takes. Or come up with some deception.

Anyone with any humanity will be recalling reading that kind of talk. Yes, this is pure evil. Dr. Mengele stuff. But rest assured, every govt in the world has people thinking just like this. Including our own.

The problem with that is mutations. When you release your Capt. Trips, it can mutate on you. Can, hell it will. That's what they do. The show stopper is a virus as deadly as Capt. Trips can mutate enough to evade your secret vaccine and come back and kill you too.

The risk of this is high enough, thank God, that no one is crazy enough to try it.

But is there a way around this?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 12:53 AM (Mzdiz)

740 Y'all talking about shrimp without me???

Posted by: Bubba, Friend of Forrest Gump at May 30, 2021 12:53 AM (WQ0xC)

741
This cost no telling how many lives. Again, crimes against humanity level stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 12:19 AM (Mzdiz)

Valley Vet Supply sells ivermectin injectable. Has to taste awful, but I bought some in January.

Posted by: WhyBanned at May 30, 2021 12:54 AM (YkawN)

742 Other than that, I maxed out my PT test. Could even outrun some of the guys. Since I was pretty much a twig, not too surprising.

Only thing I ever maxed was the run. Let's just say I wasn't the most motivated private.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 12:54 AM (SchxB)

743 publius, it's a matter of tradeoffs.

And thank God, there are certain safeguards that are built into every living thing.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:54 AM (aesIB)

744 ..I impressed my DSs, so there's that. Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:45 AM (aesIB)

Likewise. But you got 'em on the Hospital Corners.

I got mine by firing the highest score then to date by a Basic Trainee on the M-16 qualification course. (I got eclipsed by even higher scores, a few months later.)

Not long after, they neutered the M-16 with a .22 LR conversion kit, and scores plummeted. USAF. Whatchagonnado?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 12:56 AM (QzJWU)

745 But is there a way around this?
Posted by: publius

Dr. Ede Teller, to the Emergency Courtesy phone please

Posted by: Miklos, need a Hungarian Ouija Board at May 30, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

746 Flagstaff radio station just finished the song "Love of a Lifetime" by a group called "Firehouse".

I can see why I never head of them when they were big. They sucked.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 12:52 AM (SchxB)


Love of a Lifetime was definitely a cheesy power ballad. But I kinda always liked this more up-tempo hair band song from Firehouse.

Don't Treat Me Bad
https://youtu.be/3Eaz9zMk2yM

Posted by: Bubba, Friend of Forrest Gump at May 30, 2021 12:57 AM (WQ0xC)

747 Off Bubba sock

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 12:57 AM (WQ0xC)

748 the best Shrimp comes from the Texas Gulf Coast. I fell in love with seafood in Corpus, Rockport, and Padre Island. Even port Isabel, but you needed to practice your Spanish.
Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 12:47 AM (OqDgx)

Old shack called Clifton By the Sea on Clear Lake had amazing shrimp back in the day.

Posted by: WhyBanned at May 30, 2021 12:57 AM (YkawN)

749 But is there a way around this?

Just takes a regime that gives no fucks, figuring that if they die it's some deity's will.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 12:58 AM (SchxB)

750 I was very motivated in 1987.
In 1988, at Ft. Gordon was when I found out I was going back to Hawaii (Schofield Barracks), thus, my goal was to get the f out.

I was a very pissed-off nineteen-year-old by the time I got to the reception at Schofield.
A year and a half later, I got my wish.

My chain of command did not like me, and the feeling was mutual.


Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 12:58 AM (aesIB)

751 Looks like it was a grand fun party here 4 hours ago.

Now I just look upon a room with empty bottles and filled ashtrays. A couple people passed out on the couch.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 30, 2021 01:00 AM (5p7BC)

752 >> ust takes a regime that gives no fucks, figuring that if they die it's some deity's will.

Luckily those types don't have the knowledge and skill to do it. Yet. And no others will give it to them (yet) because they know they're crazy and would turn it loose.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)

753 Looks like it was a grand fun party here 4 hours ago.

Now I just look upon a room with empty bottles and filled ashtrays. A couple people passed out on the couch.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 30, 2021 01:00 AM (5p7BC)


You might have been away from here for a while, Dave - but some things never change!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:00 AM (WQ0xC)

754 Now I just look upon a room with empty bottles and filled ashtrays. A couple people passed out on the couch.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

I was in the pisser!

Posted by: Miklos, saying Hi Dave! at May 30, 2021 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

755 ..Old shack called Clifton By the Sea on Clear Lake had amazing shrimp back in the day.
Posted by: WhyBanned at May 30, 2021 12:57 AM (YkawN)


They still exist as the oldest Family Owned Restaurant in the greater Houston area. Just that now they're IN Houston, in the Galleria area. Same family, same recipes, same menus.

But I suspect when the restaurant was IN Galveston, it was just a bit.. better.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 01:02 AM (QzJWU)

756 Love of a Lifetime was definitely a cheesy power ballad. But I kinda always liked this more up-tempo hair band song from Firehouse.

Don't Treat Me Bad
https://youtu.be/3Eaz9zMk2yM


Oh dear God, it actually gets worse.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:03 AM (SchxB)

757 Oh dear God, it actually gets worse.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:03 AM (SchxB)


Haha! I'm guessing you weren't into hair bands back in the day, huh?

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:05 AM (WQ0xC)

758 I got mine by firing the highest score then to date by a Basic Trainee on the M-16 qualification course. (I got eclipsed by even higher scores, a few months later.)
Not long after, they neutered the M-16 with a .22 LR conversion kit, and scores plummeted. USAF. Whatchagonnado?

Jim
___
Got Expert in 1987. 38/40. M-16A1
2001, Sharpshooter. 36/40. M-16A2
2003, Expert. M-249 SAW
2006, Expert. M-249 SAW
2008, Sharpshooter 36/40, M-4A2
2008, Expert, .50 cal, M240B

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:05 AM (aesIB)

759 Hi Miklos!

Posted by: Dave in Fla who misses all the parties at May 30, 2021 01:05 AM (5p7BC)

760 We used to go to Ship Ahoy in Corpus Christi. It is long gone now.

Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 01:06 AM (OqDgx)

761
Possible way around this problem. Binary bio agent, you might call it. Either one alone is not Capt. Trips, but together they are...

Trick your enemy into inoculating himself with one of the agents. Now, release the second, some virus you've been designing.

Alone, this virus is pretty harmless. But it spreads like wildfire. But to your enemy, that virus becomes Capt. Trips. Kills him dead and destroys his society.

Mutations work in your favor there, or so they say. You don't have to worry about the second one mutating to evade your own vaccine or treatment.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 01:07 AM (Mzdiz)

762 ..Haha! I'm guessing you weren't into hair bands back in the day, huh? Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:05 AM (WQ0xC)

I had some hot and willing girlfriends who wore hair bands. Don't TELL ME I wasn't into hair bands, back in the day!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2021 01:07 AM (QzJWU)

763 We used to go to Ship Ahoy in Corpus Christi. It is long gone now.
Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 01:06 AM (OqDgx)


Ship Ahoy?!?!?!?! Hey now!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 30, 2021 01:07 AM (WQ0xC)

764 Hi Miklos!
Posted by: Dave in Fla

*hands Dave the last cold Natty Daddy*

There's some PBR, but keep that quiet

Posted by: Miklos, and there's pizza over here at May 30, 2021 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)

765
Now, do you see why I'm not going to take anything until I know the true facts (which may never come)?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 01:08 AM (Mzdiz)

766 Got Expert in 1987. 38/40. M-16A1

2001, Sharpshooter. 36/40. M-16A2

2003, Expert. M-249 SAW

2006, Expert. M-249 SAW

2008, Sharpshooter 36/40, M-4A2

2008, Expert, .50 cal, M240B


Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:05 AM (aesIB)
very nice SMH, Expert is very difficult to attain. They don't give you much time to practice, and sometimes you don't end up with the same weapon. That is a Hell of an achievement.

Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 01:09 AM (OqDgx)

767 publius, I'm not taking it.

For the simple reason, it pisses the left off.

That alone is enough for me.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:09 AM (aesIB)

768 Hmm. Coming in at 700 comments my odds for a threadwinner are just about zip.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2021 01:09 AM (fLVm1)

769 I never make the ONT on time because of my training schedule. I run every night except Wednesday. And they are always at least 8 miles, 10 tonight. It's midnight before I've finished recovery routine and shower.

4 more weeks of this.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 30, 2021 01:10 AM (5p7BC)

770 With my SAWs (two different units in 2003 and 2006), as well as my M4 in 2008, those were my assigned weapons while in Iraq.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:12 AM (aesIB)

771 Haha! I'm guessing you weren't into hair bands back in the day, huh?

No, I liked music.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:12 AM (SchxB)

772 Hmm. Coming in at 700 comments my odds for a threadwinner are just about zip.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2021 01:09 AM (fLVm1)


Don't sell yourself short. I've been here since 300 and there's no clear winner that I've seen.

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:12 AM (WQ0xC)

773 Hmm. Coming in at 700 comments my odds for a threadwinner are just about zip.
Posted by: Cicero

All things are possible.

Posted by: Dominion Commenting Systems at May 30, 2021 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

774 Haha! I'm guessing you weren't into hair bands back in the day, huh?

No, I liked music.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:12 AM (SchxB)


I did/do like hair bands, but I gotta give you props on that comment!

What's your wheelhouse for music? I'm gonna redeem myself for subjecting you to more Firehouse.

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:14 AM (WQ0xC)

775 Old School Electro 2 1980-1985

https://tinyurl.com/hn5b8drr

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:15 AM (aesIB)

776 4 more weeks of this.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Seems like every weekend in the county lockup would be easier.

That's how we do it

Posted by: Miklos, my third wife is the only that don't go to court at May 30, 2021 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

777 I never make the ONT on time because of my training schedule. I run every night except Wednesday. And they are always at least 8 miles, 10 tonight. It's midnight before I've finished recovery routine and shower.

4 more weeks of this.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 30, 2021 01:10 AM (5p7BC)


Is there really such thing as being "on time" for the ONT? I see it as an open house / show up whenever thing!

What are you training for?

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:17 AM (WQ0xC)

778 Set It Off (Original 12" Mix) - Strafe | 80s Club Mixes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLtZOoylne0

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:18 AM (aesIB)

779 Wowza. ONT totally kikkin it tonight, baby !!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 01:18 AM (ucZQI)

780 What are you training for?

Posted by: Doof

A 1000 comment thread

Dedication, man

Posted by: Miklos, swam in the lake 3 hours/day, but that's easier at May 30, 2021 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)

781 Wowza. ONT totally kikkin it tonight, baby !!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 01:18 AM (ucZQI)


Aaaaaaaand she's back!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:19 AM (WQ0xC)

782 What's your wheelhouse for music? I'm gonna redeem myself for subjecting you to more Firehouse.

Good question, as it's been changing. Was into progressive rock, punk, and early metal. Been listening to a lot more 90's stuff lately alt and some grunge, which is weird because I haven't been drinking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:19 AM (SchxB)

783 What are you training for?

Posted by: Doof

A 1000 comment thread

Dedication, man
Posted by: Miklos, swam in the lake 3 hours/day, but that's easier at May 30, 2021 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)


Good thing I have a half gallon of Milo's sweet tea to chase that bourbon I just finished.

Let's do this!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:20 AM (WQ0xC)

784 *!*

Posted by: A Mime at May 30, 2021 01:21 AM (fLVm1)

785 Publius - been reading everything you've written the last few days. I can't really argue with anything other than my years of working for and with government entities have taught me a few truisms.

Beauracracies are really stupid. The effective intelligence of an organization is a inverse function of its size.

Never assume malicious intent when incompetence is also a valid explanation.

Why is the administration so hell bent on getting to 70%? Could be they are stupid and believe their cult of the mask. Their religion dictactes that salvation can only come through vaccination, and their beauracracy is too stupid to change course.

I've watched 10 billion dollars get wasted by morons in the military, so I have little faith in anyone having a master plan.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 30, 2021 01:22 AM (5p7BC)

786 Doof! Luv ya, baby!
Let's see what we all can do with this thing...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 01:22 AM (ucZQI)

787 Posted by: A Mime

Think outside the box

Posted by: Miklos, quoting every MBA he ever met at May 30, 2021 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)

788 Wading through comments, I'm back at like 570 something. Is the Chicken Fried Steak subthread still alive?

I see folks saying CFS is a Texas thing. No doubt, but I've always thought of it as Eastern Oklahoma, and, especially, Arkansas.

Early 1970s, we got into this cult business in Santa Fe, NM. (SUCH a long story.) My buddy Joe went out there with us for a while. Joe was born, raised, and lived most of his life in Arkansas. NM was another planet.

So, Santa Fe. One day, Joe finds a restaurant that serves Chicken Fried Steak. He's so excited; looking for that taste of back home. With, of course, the white gravy.

His order comes up and that Chicken Fried Steak is smothered with (of course) Santa Fe-style chile verde.

That was one very disappointed homeboy.

'Way back upthread: huevos rancheros? Milady's rancheros with SF style chile verde -- just like mamacita used to make. MM-mm.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing by again at May 30, 2021 01:24 AM (xdNUT)

789 Doof - Revel Sun Valley Marathon. Up in Idaho.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 30, 2021 01:24 AM (5p7BC)

790 I always thought it was just a southern thing. I've had chicken fried steak all through the south

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 30, 2021 01:25 AM (5p7BC)

791 Miklos - Your not wrong

Posted by: Dave in Fla currently in Marathon training prison at May 30, 2021 01:28 AM (5p7BC)

792 The Best Of Old School Freestyle - (DJ Paul S)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbPz-bpuFps

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:30 AM (aesIB)

793 Nurse - dammit. You, dear girl, are having way tooooooo much fun.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 01:30 AM (ucZQI)

794 *waves to COMMarie*

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:31 AM (aesIB)

795 What's your wheelhouse for music? I'm gonna redeem myself for subjecting you to more Firehouse.

Good question, as it's been changing. Was into progressive rock, punk, and early metal. Been listening to a lot more 90's stuff lately alt and some grunge, which is weird because I haven't been drinking.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:19 AM (SchxB)


*scans hard drive with more than 50,000 songs*

*lands here*
https://youtu.be/YSpc7CrVrK4

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:31 AM (WQ0xC)

796 I always thought it was just a southern thing. I've had chicken fried steak all through the south
Posted by: Dave in Fla
___

They have it at the Waffle Houses in south GA.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:32 AM (aesIB)

797 Let's do this!
Posted by: Doof

*shoves comment bong at Doof, begins pouring*

Posted by: My Delta Name is Miklos at May 30, 2021 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)

798 Holy cows! Howdy SMH!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 01:33 AM (ucZQI)

799 *scans hard drive with more than 50,000 songs*


50,000

A musical Stakhanovite

Posted by: the Miklosian Road Trip thumb drive maybe up to 400, including full albums/concerts at May 30, 2021 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)

800 They have it at the Waffle Houses in south GA.
Posted by: SMH

They got lots of stuff at the Waffle Hut.

Out back too

Posted by: Miklos, watching the clock at May 30, 2021 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

801 Jammin' to some freestyle.

Takes me back to middle and high school when I did have fun.

Music and sports were my outlets.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:36 AM (aesIB)

802 *scans hard drive with more than 50,000 songs*

*lands here*
https://youtu.be/YSpc7CrVrK4


Must be better, I'm not watching the timer to see how much more I have to suffer through.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:37 AM (SchxB)

803 Miklos,

And yet, I can guarantee I have stuff you don't.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:37 AM (aesIB)

804 Thought while running tonight - Trump was one of the more competent Presidents we've had and shows how weak the presidency is. Anyone in Washington can do anything they want and no one can really stop them. We had a rogue scientist funding a bioweapon in an enemy country, and Trump had to put the guy on the podium next to him. Either Trump didn't know, or couldn't take action against him.

One of the reasons I have some hope that Biden will fail, the beauracracy is still invested in the status quo and won't let him change anything either.

Posted by: Dave in Fla has lots of time to think of stupid crap at May 30, 2021 01:37 AM (5p7BC)

805 Doof - Revel Sun Valley Marathon. Up in Idaho.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 30, 2021 01:24 AM (5p7BC)


Nice! I'm a relatively new runner. Started about a year and a half ago. Did my first 5K last summer. A few more since. I run 3-4 times per week. 4.5 - 5 miles each run. Did a 10K run (not race) recently. Not sure if I'm gonna push myself into half/full marathons.

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:37 AM (WQ0xC)

806 *lands here*
https://youtu.be/YSpc7CrVrK4

Must be better, I'm not watching the timer to see how much more I have to suffer through.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:37 AM (SchxB)


If you don't enjoy that, then we're simply in different musical neighborhoods!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:39 AM (WQ0xC)

807 I've done my share of running...courtesy of the US Army.

But I can still beat feet if need be.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:39 AM (aesIB)

808 >> Beauracracies are really stupid. The effective intelligence of an organization is a inverse function of its size.

Yes. Occam's Razor usually points right to that. And I'll be relieved if that is the case. I think the probability for this is probably over 50%, maybe greater.

I'll also add CYA to that. There's a lot of coverup going on to cover their own screw ups.

But the probability of the other ominous things are still too high in my mind.



Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 01:39 AM (Mzdiz)

809 If you don't enjoy that, then we're simply in different musical neighborhoods!

Slash is always good for at least one listen. I'm actually surprised his stuff doesn't get more airplay.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:41 AM (SchxB)

810 And yet, I can guarantee I have stuff you don't.
Posted by: SMH

I do not doubt.

It is such certainty that gives me the strength to LIVE

Posted by: Miklos, catching what, when, and where he can at May 30, 2021 01:41 AM (QzkSJ)

811 Keep doing races and you will start wanting to do more.

I recommend doing some half marathons, getting to that level is good for your health and also personally very satisfying.

Posted by: Dave in Fla has lots of time to think of stupid crap at May 30, 2021 01:42 AM (5p7BC)

812 Wiki says Texas. They then list it as Texas/Oklahoma. It it makes sense that if came from German immigrants, an influential group in Texas. No doubt it is all over the South these days. But I have lived in a lot of the Southern States. I encountered "Chicken Fried Steak" first in Texas. And the 38 other times I encountered the term and dish were is Texas too. What people have today has little to do with where a term originated. They have Fajitas in Belgium, they are not good, but they have them.

Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 01:43 AM (OqDgx)

813 lol Miklos,

Coming from you, I take that as the utmost compliment.

To be fair, we military brats do have an advantage, moving around and all.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:43 AM (aesIB)

814 50,000? FFS! How can you even appreciate a very awesome song, arrangement, melody, harmony, etc.with that much input?
Unless, of course, you travel 6 gazillion miles?
Cum on, 1 lovely melody beats the fk out of any hip/hop 'poetry'.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 01:43 AM (ucZQI)

815 *scans hard drive with more than 50,000 songs*


50,000

A musical Stakhanovite
Posted by: the Miklosian Road Trip thumb drive maybe up to 400, including full albums/concerts at May 30, 2021 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)


I keep a thumb drive in my car for normal use that has nearly 5000 songs on it. It has full albums, bootleg concert recordings, playlist folders.

On the 2.5 hour drive down to the beach this weekend, I had it playing in order by song title. We didn't even get out of the "A"s

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:43 AM (WQ0xC)

816 Beauracracies are really stupid. The effective intelligence of an organization is a inverse function of its size.

Yes. Occam's Razor usually points right to that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I would rather be governed by the first 400 people in the Clempson Engineersing Alumni List than anyone who has been within 200 miles of Washington DC.

Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing Buckley a bit at May 30, 2021 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)

817 If you don't enjoy that, then we're simply in different musical neighborhoods!

Slash is always good for at least one listen. I'm actually surprised his stuff doesn't get more airplay.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:41 AM (SchxB)


As good as Slash is, it's Myles Kennedy's vocals that make that song (and many others) so good. Do you like Alter Bridge?

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:45 AM (WQ0xC)

818 I recommend doing some half marathons, getting to that level is good for your health and also personally very satisfying.

I did that a few years back. Two words, patellar tendonitis.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:45 AM (SchxB)

819 I would totally go to Waffle House right now at 3am.

But I guess so sleep is in order, night all.

Posted by: Dave in Fla is also always hungry at May 30, 2021 01:45 AM (5p7BC)

820 I did that a few years back. Two words, patellar tendonitis.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
___

I had to have ankle surgery in 2004 due to repeated severe strains (right ankle) while running.

Didn't prevent me from deploying, though.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:47 AM (aesIB)

821 As good as Slash is, it's Myles Kennedy's vocals that make that song (and many others) so good. Do you like Alter Bridge?

Couldn't tell you, haven't sought them out enough to give them a fair shake. I can tell you that enough people push them to make me wary. Kinda like crossfit or veganism.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:47 AM (SchxB)

822 Sprains, not strains.
ugh.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:47 AM (aesIB)

823 There was a great book called the Genuine Texas handbook that came out in the very early 80s. It was my Bible as a kid. All kidding aside,the book had some great insights. I havenn't seen the book in 35 years but I recall it mentioning Chicken Fried Steak. The three "national dishes" of Texas were Chicken Fried Steak, Chili, and Mexican food. I would probably add to that Chicken Enchilada casserole, chips y queso, and some church jello dish.

Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 01:47 AM (OqDgx)

824 But I guess so sleep is in order, night all.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

But you're going to dream of waffles.

You know that

Posted by: Miklos, truth (not Ede) teller at May 30, 2021 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)

825 Niters, Dave.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:48 AM (aesIB)

826 45 degrees here.

wtf.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:49 AM (aesIB)

827 Sprains, not strains.
ugh.
Posted by: SMH

Where is it in Spain that sprains mainly attain?

Posted by: Prof. Miklos Higgins, a practical man at May 30, 2021 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)

828 This is my first MDW where I had to turn the heat on.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:50 AM (aesIB)

829 50,000? FFS! How can you even appreciate a very awesome song, arrangement, melody, harmony, etc.with that much input?
Unless, of course, you travel 6 gazillion miles?
Cum on, 1 lovely melody beats the fk out of any hip/hop 'poetry'.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 01:43 AM (ucZQI)

It's my thing. I listen to music A LOT! I used to make a few trips back and forth to Kentucky each year. 9.5 hours each way. I listen while I work, while I run, while I mow the lawn. I bring a speaker with me when I travel.

Check out a guy on youtube - Rick Beato. He does videos called "What Makes This Song Great?" He has done a little more than 100. The way he breaks down a song and gets you to notice things you've missed even after hearing a song hundreds of time -- that's the kind of stuff I love about music.

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:50 AM (WQ0xC)

830 45 degrees here.

wtf.



Global warming.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:50 AM (SchxB)

831 Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis Greatest Hits Mix by DJJW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_LRqVOEB8U

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:51 AM (aesIB)

832 Leftover pizza, if not nuked to a gooey re-goodness, is utterly unappealing.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 29, 2021 11:22 PM (KAi1n)

NEVER reheat pizza in a microwave!!!

3 great ways to reheat pizza...

Toaster oven (cover the crust with foil to keep it from getting too dry/burnt).

Skillet with a cover and a little bit of water for steam.

Air fryer.Posted by: Doof at May 29, 2021 11:26 PM (WQ0xC)---
wrong: pull pizza out, eat it. it'll be 98.6* in a minute. #ProblemSolved

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 01:52 AM (AYGou)

833 My favorite production duo.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:52 AM (aesIB)

834
It's 62F here now. Very nice, and today was a very pleasant, not too hot day as well. Very nice for sitting out on the porch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 01:53 AM (Mzdiz)

835 wrong: pull pizza out, eat it. it'll be 98.6* in a minute. #ProblemSolved


Pair it with some beer that was sitting in the cooler from yesterday and you're got the perfect breakfast to take on that weekend project.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:53 AM (SchxB)

836 As good as Slash is, it's Myles Kennedy's vocals that make that song (and many others) so good. Do you like Alter Bridge?

Couldn't tell you, haven't sought them out enough to give them a fair shake. I can tell you that enough people push them to make me wary. Kinda like crossfit or veganism.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 01:47 AM (SchxB)


Alter Bridge is essentially what Creed became after Scott Stapp left. Myles Kennedy took over lead vocals and they became Alter Bridge -- a VERY GOOD band. Myles Kennedy sings on Slash's albums. He also has 2 solo albums. (If you saw the movie ROCK STAR, Myles was the guy at the end of the movie who came up on stage when Mark Walberg's character walked away).

The guitarist from Creed and Alter Bridge is Mark Tremonti -- who also has solo albums out, which kick serious ass.

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:54 AM (WQ0xC)

837 If anyone is interested, the tech post is up.

Posted by: French Jeton at May 30, 2021 01:54 AM (85zsD)

838 Yeah, I don't get anime.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:54 AM (aesIB)

839 My favorite production duo.
Posted by: SMH

*vaguely fumbles around for firearm*

Posted by: zombie Phil Spector at May 30, 2021 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)

840 >> Either Trump didn't know, or couldn't take action against him.

What I would like to know is how much they told Trump. How much of this did they withhold from him? Did they feed him outright lies?

We'll probably never know this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2021 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)

841 Sorry Phil, Jimmy Jam, and Terry Lewis aren't pedos.

And they're still vertical.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 01:57 AM (aesIB)

842 Pair it with some beer that was sitting in the cooler from yesterday and you're got the perfect breakfast to take on that weekend project.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Friend

Last night's stale beer goes in the grits.

Then fry any leftovers in some bacon grease, and pretty good bait for most bass, bream, or crappie.

Posted by: Thrifty McMiklos at May 30, 2021 01:57 AM (QzkSJ)

843 If anyone is interested, the tech post is up.
Posted by: French Jeton at May 30, 2021 01:54 AM (85zsD)


Well Miklos -- we tried

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 01:58 AM (WQ0xC)

844 Sorry Phil, Jimmy Jam, and Terry Lewis aren't pedos.

And they're still vertical.
Posted by: SMH

WHO SAID PEDO

Great Balls o' Fire

Posted by: Jerry Lee LEwis, the Killer, who did marry his 13 year old cousin at May 30, 2021 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)

845 Well Miklos -- we tried
Posted by: Doof

The Tech Lords Rule, man

Posted by: Miklos, will learn to code if Social Security pays including Hot Coder Chicks at May 30, 2021 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)

846 There was a great book called the Genuine Texas
handbook that came out in the very early 80s. It was my Bible as a kid.
All kidding aside,the book had some great insights. I havenn't seen the
book in 35 years but I recall it mentioning Chicken Fried Steak. The
three "national dishes" of Texas were Chicken Fried Steak, Chili, and
Mexican food. I would probably add to that Chicken Enchilada casserole,
chips y queso, and some church jello dish.


Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 01:47 AM (OqDgx)

barbecue Brisket of course too, that is messed up that I missed that one. And re Oklahoma, that is some interesting info. The first time I had really good Chicken Fried Steak was in East Tex, not all that far from OK.

Posted by: Quint at May 30, 2021 02:02 AM (OqDgx)

847 Well Miklos -- we tried
Posted by: Doof

The Tech Lords Rule, man
Posted by: Miklos, will learn to code if Social Security pays including Hot Coder Chicks at May 30, 2021 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)


Do we HAVE to leave the ONT???

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:03 AM (WQ0xC)

848 No Doof, you do not.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:03 AM (aesIB)

849 Door. Yes. Bourbon. That's all I can say at this point....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 02:04 AM (ucZQI)

850 lol

Capt and Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:05 AM (aesIB)

851 Do we HAVE to leave the ONT???
Posted by: Doof

No.

But if Pixy has a credible exegesis regarding the Athanasian Heresy, I admit defeat.

Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury, Miklosian at May 30, 2021 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)

852 Never.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:06 AM (aesIB)

853 These are new waters for me - staying on a thread when a NOOD supplants it. That doesn't happen during daywalker threads.

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:06 AM (WQ0xC)

854 I'm out. Short night last night and early morning today aren't working for me playing any longer.

Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2021 02:07 AM (SchxB)

855 It's part of the Memorial Day Weekend threads.

Normal rules do not apply.

Especially while I'm DJ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_LRqVOEB8U

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:07 AM (FsVxE)

856 Laters, Blanco.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:08 AM (FsVxE)

857 Mikos has one foot here and one foot in the tech thread. That's some John Kerry level flip-flopping!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:08 AM (WQ0xC)

858 Peace out, Blanco!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:09 AM (WQ0xC)

859 "The Genuine Texas Handbook" from 1981 is available for purchase on line

yes, i looked

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:09 AM (AYGou)

860 That's some John Kerry level flip-flopping!
Posted by: Doof

Blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop top

Posted by: Miklos, wasting Away at May 30, 2021 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

861 I'm an Apple user, and according to Pixy, I'mma dumbass.

Even though my phone and Macbook are more than five years old, and I had to replace the displays and batteries in their insane number of teeny-tiny screws and stoopid glue shit.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:11 AM (FsVxE)

862 "The Genuine Texas Handbook" from 1981 is available for purchase on line

yes, i looked
Posted by: redc1c4

There are people here you could just...ask

Posted by: Miklos, thinking a productive task for TXMoMe at May 30, 2021 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)

863 It's part of the Memorial Day Weekend threads.

Normal rules do not apply.

Especially while I'm DJ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_LRqVOEB8U
Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:07 AM (FsVxE)

Spinning the tunes on radio station WSMH!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:11 AM (WQ0xC)

864 I used to fix tanks.
Apple's tech is too easy to jailbreak.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:11 AM (FsVxE)

865 Doof. Miklos. Yeah, boyz! Keep on kickin' it!
You have to know, at least that crazy nurse digs it.
She's on the beach. Watch out.....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 02:13 AM (ucZQI)

866 For those who are interested in fixing their own gadgets, instead of forking over money to these bloodsuckers, here ya go:

Repair guides for everything, written by everyone.

https://www.ifixit.com/

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:14 AM (FsVxE)

867 Even though my phone and Macbook are more than five years old, and I had to replace the displays and batteries in their insane number of teeny-tiny screws and stoopid glue shit.
Posted by: SMH

I am not capable of such.

In these matters, Dr. Jonson spoke of myself and a dog that can walk on its hinds legs-

"It is not that he does it well, the wonder is that he can do it at all"

Posted by: Miklos, who can use duck tape like a pro at May 30, 2021 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)

868 Blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop top
Posted by: Miklos, wasting Away at May 30, 2021 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)


You're gonna blame me, aren't you?

Posted by: Darlene at May 30, 2021 02:15 AM (WQ0xC)

869
It's part of the Memorial Day Weekend threads.

Normal rules do not apply.

Especially while I'm DJ.

---
then try this on for size:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOCLkBCntGE

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:15 AM (AYGou)

870 She's on the beach. Watch out.....
Posted by: COMountainMarie


https://tinyurl.com/yhfxcu64

Posted by: Miklos likes the Paragons at May 30, 2021 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)

871 Miklos,

My job between 2001-2007 was fixing shit that goes bang or boom.

Fire-control in our tanks and brads, as well as the paladins, was my focus.

Lots of LRUs, cables, and circuit cards.

Apple ain't shit.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:16 AM (FsVxE)

872 Savoy Brown: "Hellbound Train"... a jam that just keeps on building.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:16 AM (AYGou)

873 then try this on for size:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOCLkBCntGE
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:15 AM (AYGou)


Very headnodic - good stuff

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:17 AM (WQ0xC)

874 Miklos,

At iFixit, you get the tools and the knowledge.

Too easy.

Want to starve the beast?
This is a very effective one.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:18 AM (FsVxE)

875 way even.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:18 AM (FsVxE)

876 red!!!

'Sup fellow dogface!

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:19 AM (FsVxE)

877 You're gonna blame me, aren't you?
Posted by: Darlene

I thought you was still "Visiting" your "cousin" down at Frogmore

Posted by: Miklos, telling Marleen to shup the hell up at May 30, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)

878 Martha and The Muffins: Echo Beach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQkIEkxm7k

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:19 AM (AYGou)

879 Damn, she found you, Miklos. Sorry, dude. Lemme know if I can help. I do have Personal Protection Equipment...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 02:20 AM (ucZQI)

880 red, you better be at the TxMoMee in Oct.

Just sayin'.

*eyes Miklos*

You too.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:22 AM (FsVxE)

881 Want to starve the beast?
This is a very effective one.
Posted by: SMH

Thank you.

More likker for me, and a paint job for the car. The tarp over that place in the trailer roof is almost new. That can wait.

Posted by: Miklos, DIY, Y do I come here? at May 30, 2021 02:22 AM (QzkSJ)

882 COMMarie, better talk to your boy.

You both better at the TX MoMee in Oct.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:22 AM (FsVxE)

883 Martha and The Muffins: Echo Beach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQkIEkxm7k
Posted by: redc1c4

The only thing Canada ever gave me. (Maybe some beer)

In the 80s, the guys called it Martha and her Muffins

Posted by: Miklos, honorary Hoser at May 30, 2021 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)

884 You both better at the TX MoMee in Oct.
Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:22 AM (FsVxE)



Wonder how many songs I could listen to if I drove to Texas and back for the MoMe. Hmmm

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:24 AM (WQ0xC)

885 red!!!

'Sup fellow dogface!Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:19 AM (FsVxE)
---
everything but morale, same as always.
#SSED always applies, and this holiday tends to make me a tad maudlin, even in a good year, as i'm sure you understand.

but it can always be worse (grunt/scout), so i strive to survive and, in doing so, piss off those who don't like me. after all, any positive goal is a good goal, right?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:25 AM (AYGou)

886 Damn, she found you, Miklos. Sorry, dude. Lemme know if I can help. I do have Personal Protection Equipment...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

It's OK.

I seen the YooToob on making your own Body Armor.

Got a buddy who's a welder

Posted by: Miklos, taking precautions at May 30, 2021 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)

887 Oh, I understand, red.

Trying to overcome, as always.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:26 AM (FsVxE)

888 Wonder how many songs I could listen to if I drove to Texas and back for the MoMe. Hmmm
Posted by: Doof


>>>>THIS GUY GETS IT<<<<<

Posted by: Miklos, taking notes at May 30, 2021 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)

889 About 15 songs an hour.

12 hours to Corsicana.

Do the math.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:28 AM (FsVxE)

890 About 15 songs an hour.

12 hours to Corsicana.

Do the math.
Posted by: SMH

Doof would just be getting started on "C".

Posted by: Miklos, insufficient archivist at May 30, 2021 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)

891 180 songs are about right...minus all the skips.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:30 AM (FsVxE)

892 About 15 songs an hour.

12 hours to Corsicana.

Do the math.
Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:28 AM (FsVxE)


You're low on the travel time for me. 21 hours each way from Casa de Doof!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:30 AM (WQ0xC)

893 Not to mention the 12" extended remixes.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:31 AM (FsVxE)

894 180 songs are about right...minus all the skips.
Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:30 AM (FsVxE)


WTF is a "skip"????? LOL

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:31 AM (WQ0xC)

895 12 hours to Ft Hood Tx from my AO.

To Corsicana, a bit shorter, but more rural roads.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:32 AM (FsVxE)

896 Doof, I have large playlists.

If I'm not feelin' a song, I skip.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:33 AM (FsVxE)

897 red, you better be at the TxMoMee in Oct.



Just sayin'.

---
RL shit is in serious flux here right now... could be good, could be life changing, or just another j*b for Herself. the next few weeks may shed some light on what is next. Herself is inclined to make attending the MoMe a thing happen, but lots of it is out of our hands.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:33 AM (AYGou)

898 I stream Spotify, with a paid subscription.

They LOVE me.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:33 AM (FsVxE)

899 Want me to talk to her, red?

I will.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:34 AM (FsVxE)

900 WTF is a "skip"????? LOL
Posted by: Doof

WE KNOW

The bluberries gettin' nervous

Posted by: Skip's Breakfast at May 30, 2021 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)

901 Doof, I have large playlists.

If I'm not feelin' a song, I skip.
Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:33 AM (FsVxE)


Same. Was just kidding.

My work/running buddy is a music guy like me. We share playlists all the time. Our tastes have a lot of similarities, but also some differences. Our courtesy rule is no skips the first time listening to a playlist created by each other. But subsequent listens - skips are allowed!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:36 AM (WQ0xC)

902 I stream Spotify, with a paid subscription.

They LOVE me.
Posted by: SMH

Enjoy your Biden Capital Gains Taxes, Rich Person

Posted by: Po Uncle Miklos at May 30, 2021 02:36 AM (QzkSJ)

903 521

Not many remember pre-disco bee-gees, or blues-era Fleetwood...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 02:38 AM (ucZQI)

904 I stream Spotify, with a paid subscription.

They LOVE me.
Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:33 AM (FsVxE)

Elder son of Doof has a student subscription to Spotify. For $5 a month, he gets premium Spotify, Hulu, and Showtime.

Every device I own is logged in to Spotify with his account!!!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:38 AM (WQ0xC)

905 Not rich, Miklos.

But sometimes, ya gotta use the enemies weapons against them.

David decapitated Goliath with that giant's own sword.

And music, and sound, is a very useful tool, or weapon.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:38 AM (FsVxE)

906 i've been holding off asking CBD to poast a bleg for a SoCal car pool/convoy to the MoMe, as well as one for at least one secure RON site somewhere around the NM/TX border, which, from experience, is about the reasonable limit for a days drive from here.

1 day to get to Texas, and 1 to get half way across it.

it's almost as cad as trying to cover #Failifornia north to south, or vice versa, in one day.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:40 AM (AYGou)

907 I don't watch TV.

Movies hold little interest nowadays.

But there's a hunger for meaning...and music gives many that meaning.

And for some reason, music from the 60s to the 90s are a draw for the younger generations.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:40 AM (FsVxE)

908 Not many remember pre-disco bee-gees, or blues-era Fleetwood...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 02:38 AM (ucZQI)

---
oh well...


Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:41 AM (AYGou)

909 When I was growing up in the 80s in Hawaii, rap, hip-hop, and pop were HUGE.
Still are.

But for those of us that were able to get the latest and greatest sounds and beats...man...

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:42 AM (FsVxE)

910 And for some reason, music from the 60s to the 90s are a draw for the younger generations.
Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:40 AM (FsVxE)


Umm -- because that is the heyday period of music!!!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:42 AM (WQ0xC)

911 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yq-Fw7C26Y

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:43 AM (AYGou)

912 But sometimes, ya gotta use the enemies weapons against them.

So, you Spotify Trump speeches?

Sounds unpossible.

Posted by: Miklos, intellectual jiu-jitsu Master at May 30, 2021 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)

913 Not many remember pre-disco bee-gees, or blues-era Fleetwood...

Posted by: COMountainMarie
___

Not gonna lie, I only knew disco Bee Gees in the late 70s, since I was only in like fifth grade.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:43 AM (FsVxE)

914 No, I have other ways to view his speeches.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:44 AM (FsVxE)

915 Umm -- because that is the heyday period of music!!!
Posted by: Doof

Wait until my Leisure Suits and Nehru jackets go up for sale at Sotheby's

Posted by: Miklos, gonna be rich (original provenance assured) at May 30, 2021 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)

916 just watch out for the Green Manalish, COMoMa:

https://www.youtube.
com/watch?v=ZjOD8i-8uWY

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:46 AM (AYGou)

917 But for those of us that were able to get the latest and greatest sounds and beats...man...
Posted by: SMH

I was a kind of music smuggler for the Polish "Solidarity" people in the 80s.

I think having access to the Cool Stuff helped them.

Posted by: Mikloszczyszczów at May 30, 2021 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)

918 Miklos, on youtube, this skit by Chris Rock is still up.

Chris Rock - Black People VS. N***z (Bring the Pain 1996)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4

Twenty-five years ago, black people knew the difference.

Unfortunately the n****z are in charge. Of all shades.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:48 AM (FsVxE)

919 Now this here is how I dream of ONTs...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 02:51 AM (ucZQI)

920 and, as a Taurus, i think it is only appropriate that i link this gem:

https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=16B5Xm8_IKw

and, with my Dad's passing, i now have ALL his Herb Alpert LPs, including "Whipped Cream"

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:51 AM (AYGou)

921 Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident REACTION

Never not funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V1DyUphBkA


Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:53 AM (FsVxE)

922 I knew I would be up at this time

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 02:54 AM (Cxk7w)

923 on youtube, this skit by Chris Rock is still up.


Yeah, he right, and he know he right

Posted by: Miklos indeed at May 30, 2021 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)

924 I was a kind of music smuggler for the Polish "Solidarity" people in the 80s.

I think having access to the Cool Stuff helped them.
Posted by: Mikloszczyszczów at May 30, 2021 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)


Miklos - I mentioned this band to you before your road trip. Rhythm Corps. They remind me of The Alarm. Rhythm Corps had a minor top 40 hit in the late 80s with the song "Common Ground".

Here is their song "Solidarity" from the same album.
https://youtu.be/ra-CUtZt6j8

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:56 AM (WQ0xC)

925 I knew I would be up at this time
Posted by: Skip

"Morning has broken
Like the first Morning"

Mornin', Skip!

Posted by: Miklos and all have been waiting like Judge Smales at May 30, 2021 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)

926 Unfortunately the n****z are in charge. Of all shades.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 02:48 AM (FsVxE)

---
as a good friend of mine, who was an SSG at the time, said "N****z Aren't Always Colored People"... and yes, he was in a position to judge. scum has no color scheme: garbage is garbage.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:56 AM (AYGou)

927 872

Yes! Awesome jam....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 02:58 AM (ucZQI)

928 that's one of the life lessons the military teaches you fast: assholes are everywhere. ain't nobody got a lock on the market, and there is a glut in the supply line.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 02:58 AM (AYGou)

929 I knew I would be up at this time
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 02:54 AM (Cxk7w)


Opposite for me.
not sure how I still am!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 02:59 AM (WQ0xC)

930 Problem is stayed up for most of Movie thread.

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:00 AM (Cxk7w)

931 Unfortunately the n****z are in charge. Of all shades.

Posted by: SMH

Sen. Robert Byrd (D-KKK) described his WV constituents as "White N***ers"

On a related musical note

https://tinyurl.com/26dmbk

Posted by: Miklos really liked Elvis Costello back when at May 30, 2021 03:01 AM (QzkSJ)

932 Amen, red.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 03:02 AM (FsVxE)

933 not sure how I still am!
Posted by: Doof

930 comments here on the Wall

930 comments are here

Posted by: Miklos remebers this song from Boy Scouts, didn't translate to Hungarian too good at May 30, 2021 03:02 AM (QzkSJ)

934 930 comments here on the Wall

930 comments are here
Posted by: Miklos remebers this song from Boy Scouts, didn't translate to Hungarian too good at May 30, 2021 03:02 AM (QzkSJ)


1K not looking good with just a handful of us

Posted by: Doof (fighting Mr. Sandman) at May 30, 2021 03:06 AM (WQ0xC)

935 is comment

Posted by: Miklosbot v. 183.57.11 at May 30, 2021 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)

936 love many, trust few, and ALWAYS cut the cards.

chances you don't take can't bite you in the ass later.

"if you don't have time to to the j*b right the first time, when the hell are you ever going to find time to do it over?" *

*aphorisms are us, except for #3: that i got from one of my drills at B-9-2, Harmony Church, Ft Benning, '83. thank you SSG Tommie McGuire for that: it has made my sillyvillian cow-orkers nuts ever since!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:07 AM (AYGou)

937 Is also comment

Posted by: Miklosbot v. 183.57.11.1 at May 30, 2021 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)

938 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 30, 2021 03:07 AM (arJlL)

939 Is yet again comment

Posted by: Miklosbot v. 183.57.11.3 at May 30, 2021 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)

940 Hiya JT

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 03:08 AM (WQ0xC)

941 Is happy for announcing that Quota for Production of Comment-quality pig iron exceeded

Posted by: Miklosov Stakhanov at May 30, 2021 03:09 AM (QzkSJ)

942 JT

Posted by: Hiya at May 30, 2021 03:09 AM (QzkSJ)

943 nothing like taking a sip of your whiskey and water, only to fine out there isn't any water added to it...

#FirstWorldProblems %)

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:10 AM (AYGou)

944 Now is more commentings

Posted by: Miklosbot v. 183.57.112 at May 30, 2021 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)

945 nothing like taking a sip of your whiskey and water, only to fine out there isn't any water added to it...

#FirstWorldProblems %)
Posted by: redc1c4

It could be ice

Or bag

Or bag of ice

Posted by: A Repo-Miklos Man is always intense at May 30, 2021 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)

946 934 930

Come on! Jeez guys. A bunch of us are still here....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 03:12 AM (ucZQI)

947 https://tinyurl.com/42fny3cu
Best Tweets from Bad Blue- funny stuff

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:12 AM (Cxk7w)

948 nothing like taking a sip of your whiskey and water, only to fine out there isn't any water added to it...

#FirstWorldProblems %)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:10 AM (AYGou)

Whiskey already has water in it. It's not "instant whiskey". No water needed!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 03:12 AM (WQ0xC)

949 teeth are floating.... BRB!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:13 AM (AYGou)

950 Come on! Jeez guys. A bunch of us are still here....
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Musically apropos

https://tinyurl.com/4sxfmarp

Posted by: This was filmed in a record shop in New Orleans where I bought some things at May 30, 2021 03:15 AM (QzkSJ)

951 #948 and 45 minutes to go. 1k easy...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 03:16 AM (ucZQI)

952 alternative chamberings for AR-10s? got two 308s waiting to be put together, but what about the other bare receiver sets? 6.5 Creedmore/270 Winchester are the first options, but, as long as we are in Lost Angels, "minute of front yard" is our accuracy need, not "4-5 blocks down"

ideas?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:18 AM (AYGou)

953 Johnny Gill - Rub You the Right Way (1990)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUvtlmlBbDg

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 03:19 AM (FsVxE)

954 because we haven't made this a gub thread yet. )

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:19 AM (AYGou)

955 1k easy...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

For the right girl, yes indeed

Posted by: Needingful limited time at May 30, 2021 03:19 AM (QzkSJ)

956 #948 and 45 minutes to go. 1k easy...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 03:16 AM (ucZQI)

What happens in 45 mins??

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 03:19 AM (WQ0xC)

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:19 AM (AYGou)

958 Hour and 40 until Krak

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:20 AM (Cxk7w)

959 because we haven't made this a gub thread yet. )
Posted by: redc1c4

Ze probleme, se ees sol-ved

https://vimeo.com/474999195

Posted by: Miklos, with another Fritz Feld *POP* at May 30, 2021 03:22 AM (QzkSJ)

960 https://www.americanthinker.com/on memorial day weekend kamala outdoes obamas selfcenteredness
https://tinyurl.com/fve7n75w

Kameltoe's Tweet mad Bad Blue's list, here is a longer take down.

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:23 AM (Cxk7w)

961 956

Late. Late is what happens.....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 03:23 AM (ucZQI)

962 A New Jack Swing vol.2 (The Best of Late 80's & Early 90's R&B)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC9luFAIhFQ&t=10s

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 03:24 AM (FsVxE)

963 Late. Late is what happens.....
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Latte

It is speled LATTE

Posted by: Trendy Urban Hipster Miklos at May 30, 2021 03:25 AM (QzkSJ)

964 That woman will meet her Maker.

Not worth thinking about.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 03:25 AM (FsVxE)

965 963
Sweet baby Jeebuz...
I NEVER get that right.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 03:27 AM (ucZQI)

966 Kameltoe's Tweet mad Bad Blue's list, here is a longer take down.
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:23 AM (Cxk7w)

Despicable POS she is. Thanks for the link.

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 03:28 AM (WQ0xC)

967 That woman will meet her Maker.

Not worth thinking about.
Posted by: SMH

Charleen better meet me some Makers Mark.

Got paid on Friday, and bonus for this weekend.

Posted by: Miklos got to organize these people at May 30, 2021 03:28 AM (QzkSJ)

968 Keith Sweat - I Want Her (1987)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YJc80Xgubk


Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 03:29 AM (FsVxE)

969 Hour and 40 until Krak
Posted by: Skip

Did somebody bump off Pixy ?

Posted by: JT at May 30, 2021 03:31 AM (arJlL)

970 Orwell and Ayn Rand were time travelers sent back to warn us.

We didn't listen.

https://twitter.com /johncardillo /status/1398654571 992453124

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:31 AM (AYGou)

971 It's still up, JT.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 03:31 AM (FsVxE)

972 Is now 1001 comments.

Official.

Posted by: Transitioning East German Judge Miklos at May 30, 2021 03:32 AM (QzkSJ)

973 No mas for this sleepy moron. I did my part to help matriculate this thread toward the goal line. Y'all got it from here.

Peace out!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2021 03:32 AM (WQ0xC)

974 967

Here we go again...Charlene...
What about Darlene?

Damn that Miklos! Breaking hearts from coast to coast....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 03:32 AM (ucZQI)

975 Sundowner this week said if we don't do something to fight Alzheimer's disease hospitals in 15 years will be filled with patients.
Now I'm convinced he has it

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:33 AM (Cxk7w)

976 Did somebody bump off Pixy ?
Posted by: JT

The hamsters had means, motive and opportunity.

Posted by: Det. Miklos Friday, on Sunday here at May 30, 2021 03:33 AM (QzkSJ)

977 It's damn chilly here

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:35 AM (Cxk7w)

978 Processing 0.11, elapsed 0.1261 seconds.

Posted by: Miklosbot 1000x at May 30, 2021 03:35 AM (QzkSJ)

979 Processing 0.11, elapsed 0.1261 seconds.
Posted by: Miklosbot

Which is also what Darleen claimed she measured.

Like she ever access to my shop, where I keep the tools and good likker.

Posted by: Miklos, wimmin never satisfied at May 30, 2021 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)

980 Best Motown Songs 70s 80s - The Four Tops, Marvin Gaye, Jackson 5, Al Green, Stevie Wonder and more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_RpJMwz214

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 03:38 AM (FsVxE)

981 It's damn chilly here
Posted by: Skip

How are the carrots?

Posted by: Miklos, innocently at May 30, 2021 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)

982 I have no idea what that means

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:38 AM (Cxk7w)

983 Seriously you guys! We only have a few more demented comments to reach 1k! Did everyone head over to Pixy?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 03:39 AM (ucZQI)

984 If carrots are outside in ground their cold too.

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:39 AM (Cxk7w)

985 Posted by: SMH

Michael Jackson was cute when he was young and black

Posted by: Miklos, practising his ABCs at May 30, 2021 03:40 AM (QzkSJ)

986 Posted by: Miklos, with another Fritz Feld *POP* at May 30, 2021 03:22 AM (QzkSJ)

---
LOL made contact with the local "Pink Pistols" group, offered up resources, etc... take y'all t the range, try things out, provide ammo, pro gear, etc, for those who can't/don't etc... nary a bit.,

got the sense they were too busy being freaks to be interested in shooting.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:40 AM (AYGou)

987 *sigh*

Yes, he was...

I had so many of his posters hanging on my walls...

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 03:41 AM (FsVxE)

988 I could get up and make coffee, wasted a hour here already.

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:43 AM (Cxk7w)

989 For the 'Rons...


Hang On - En Vogue (1990)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj9ap3-HVzE

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 03:44 AM (FsVxE)

990 979
And who's fault is that

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 03:45 AM (ucZQI)

991 i mean, really: if the leader of your cluster-fuck is a 60+ y/o balding scrawny white dude with a half assed beard/mustache/scraggle-fuck all over his face, don't tell me i have to refer to it as "her". and the mentally ill should be kept away from firearms as a general principle.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:45 AM (AYGou)

992 Hold On...sheesh.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 03:45 AM (FsVxE)

993
I had so many of his posters hanging on my walls...
Posted by: SMH

I tried to do this about when I was about 10

Not so successful

#miklossowhite

https://vimeo.com/131597746

Posted by: Miklos, can do all 12 tai-chi high and low fives though at May 30, 2021 03:45 AM (QzkSJ)

994 /me types, deletes

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:50 AM (AYGou)

995 Merrie Monarch 2019 - Hula Halau O Kamuela Kahiko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yd32K9A2fs

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 03:51 AM (FsVxE)

996 993

Photos? Video (best!)?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 03:51 AM (ucZQI)

997 Never had that Farah poster, remember in dorm in England it was in about %10 of rooms

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:52 AM (Cxk7w)

998 i had a poster of a USMC F-4 Phantom on the wall of my bedroom, back in the day... i wonder if it is still there?

damn sure it would never get printed, let alone handed out, at public events, these days.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:52 AM (AYGou)

999 We have it now

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:53 AM (Cxk7w)

1000 and?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:53 AM (AYGou)

1001 nailed it!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 30, 2021 03:53 AM (AYGou)

1002 Now see?

We can have nice 1000 comment things.

Posted by: Miklos will now reward himself with some remaining cheap bourbon at May 30, 2021 03:54 AM (QzkSJ)

1003 Now might as well move upstairs

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2021 03:55 AM (Cxk7w)

1004 997

Never had that poster either. Of course, why would I?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 03:55 AM (ucZQI)

1005 *glare under serious eyebrows*

Is only 998 comments.

Posted by: Miklos the hormonally confused east German judge at May 30, 2021 03:56 AM (QzkSJ)

1006 Merrie Monarch - 2019 Hula Halau O Kamuela Auana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9D-ZsF-H0w

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2021 03:57 AM (FsVxE)

1007 Yeeeessss! Did it! Kinda anti-climactic. Cool tho....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 03:57 AM (ucZQI)

1008 Yeeeessss! Did it! Kinda anti-climactic. Cool tho....
Posted by: COMountainMarie

But now, young one, you must climb down from the mountain.

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at May 30, 2021 04:00 AM (QzkSJ)

1009 Merrie Monarch - 2019 Hula Halau O Kamuela Auana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9D-ZsF-H0w
Posted by: SMH

Strong legs

I see many strong legs

Posted by: Miklos, aspiring Hawaiian Rapper Chieftain at May 30, 2021 04:01 AM (QzkSJ)

1010 Miklos, sir. They may need some help upstairs at the tech place..I'm not seeing 1k up there...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 04:07 AM (ucZQI)

1011 And so

This ONT is well and truly done

Well done, but done.

Posted by: Miklos, singing words of wisdom, let it be at May 30, 2021 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)

1012 They may need some help upstairs at the tech place..I'm not seeing 1k up there...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Not my job, Man

Posted by: Miklos Prinze as "Chico" in the reboot of Chico and the Man at May 30, 2021 04:09 AM (QzkSJ)

1013 1011
And I bid you adeu...or something...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 04:10 AM (ucZQI)

1014 Last!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 30, 2021 04:11 AM (ucZQI)

1015 Way willowed, but....

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2021 10:40 PM (u0j5n)


Start fermenting. Seriously. Make yourself some good homemade sauerkraut (or fermented coleslaw, or even something like carrot sticks), and you should get all the yeast your gut needs. Some folks like the homemade kombucha and such, too.

Try it.

Posted by: GWB at May 30, 2021 06:10 AM (aDTsF)

1016 I shit you not.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 29, 2021 10:43 PM (jvt6t)


Doesn't seem like those would be good tacos, then.

Posted by: GWB at May 30, 2021 06:11 AM (aDTsF)

1017 I could just shit myself right there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2021 11:01 PM (Mzdiz)


Now THAT would be a taco truck.

Posted by: GWB at May 30, 2021 06:21 AM (aDTsF)

1018 the best bar is the one where everyone knows you.

Posted by: vivi at May 30, 2021 10:30 AM (USW1s)

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