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EMT 5/15/21
So I'm sitting here waiting for Microsoft to join a conference call and explain how when they messed up 911 calling for a whole state government it's somehow my fault.
Spoiler alert, yes pretty much every content-free EMT gets drafted the night before. I've personally demonstrated that MS is out of RFC spec 3 times in the last 12 months. Every time their response is essentially, "we're Microsoft, fix our deficiencies on your side." I'm not going to tell you anyone is better. I'm just saying Microsoft might be the stankiest of the bunch of dicks trying to profit off the work from home imperative Fauci foisted upon the world.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Molly k. at May 15, 2021 05:00 AM (Fdxdq)
Posted by: Joe the 'missing lobe' Biden at May 15, 2021 05:01 AM (P69fT)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2021 05:01 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2021 05:02 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:02 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/yj5thcfb
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:03 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:03 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/58kraam4
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:04 AM (mpXpK)
She is a bigger DIABLO than Cheney. Her ACU raing is only 44%. So don't expect any good things from her.
https://tinyurl.com/w96vakyc
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:04 AM (mpXpK)
Biden will be a 1 term President if this type of shit continues. I bet a lot of idiots who voted for him over Trump wish they had sat this election out.
https://tinyurl.com/2ye5kvyt
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:04 AM (mpXpK)
"Real Time With Bill Maher" Production Halts After Fully Vaccinated Host Tests Positive for COVID-19
https://tinyurl.com/9v2zfbrc
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:05 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:05 AM (mpXpK)
Nancy Pelosi Blames Climate Change For 20-Year High In Border Crossings And Surge Under Biden
I blame Biden who called them to come.
https://tinyurl.com/ekw39ncj
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:06 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:06 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: m at May 15, 2021 05:07 AM (cME97)
https://tinyurl.com/znrkns9f
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:07 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:07 AM (mpXpK)
The head of the Arizona Senate confirmed this week that an audit of the Maricopa County election in November has identified significant irregularities as well as missing data, with the county itself also being warned of its ongoing noncompliance with the Senate's audit subpoenas.
This is why the Democrats do not want this audit.
https://tinyurl.com/c8ekeky6
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:08 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 15, 2021 05:08 AM (upzye)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 05:08 AM (xopIz)
to wear masks on the House floor despite the Centers for Disease Control
and Prevention's (CDC) new guidelines.Maybe the House Democrats will finally get rid of this senile old scrunt.
https://tinyurl.com/tu5h9wr6
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:12 AM (mpXpK)
Congress is moving closer to forming a commission to investigate the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, with a bipartisan agreement emerging in a key House committee.
https://tinyurl.com/34eeanf9
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:12 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:13 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/7hvynkm4
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:13 AM (mpXpK)
Who would have known congress would be abusing the air Marshall program?
https://tinyurl.com/3mu2k5y9
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:14 AM (mpXpK)
You can read this long drawn out article or simply understand that it is a slogan espoused by racist blacks that all white people are racists.
https://tinyurl.com/2ezhhr65
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:14 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/b4m95pmb
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:15 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/yzj8qgxl
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:15 AM (mpXpK)
Not to worry, US taxpayers will pay their medical bills.
https://tinyurl.com/2sx7ycwc
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:16 AM (mpXpK)
That sounds like an illegal use of campaign funds to me.
https://tinyurl.com/3v2w7wbn
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:16 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/2k2c8a3v
If you look see cat on 17
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2021 05:17 AM (Cxk7w)
https://tinyurl.com/kpt3mpbd
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:17 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:18 AM (mpXpK)
you might want to double check that info. VA is a hell hole now and the Repubs that think they can win are likely deluded. But I doubt those prices are standard in VA. Someone might have been trying to game the system, but that is not the price. It is more like $3.00, which was way more than under Trump.
I have been squaking for well over a year about rising prices. Biden is creating inflation like you would never believe. I recall when i saw a small Watermelon for $5, that is when i said "hmm". I also put all my investments as a play against inflation. I would not recommend it but I never give investment reccos regardless. Either way, the 7 bills story is not statewide. I almost with it was so the Dems could be crushed. The reality is they own the state, even if it is close, they will steal it. I laugh when people say talking about election stealing is the third rail. Shit, they have spend the last four years focusing exclusively on making elections a freaking joke. Forget the stealing, they are doing it in plain sight.
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:19 AM (nmQh7)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 15, 2021 05:20 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:23 AM (nmQh7)
That's what the article said and I have no way of checking it.
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:24 AM (mpXpK)
Next Janet Reno files a lawsuit. She must have been in a good mood that day because she didn't set the campus on fire.
Now MS has a ton of lobbyists. As awful as MS is, I know that DC pulled them down into the swamp.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 15, 2021 05:24 AM (ybIRR)
Huh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2021 05:26 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:24 AM (mpXpK)
I hear ya, I didn't mean to call you out. But i got gas there yesterday. I am only trying to provide the best info I can. I respect what you do. I don't doubt the article at all.
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:26 AM (nmQh7)
gas there yesterday. I am only trying to provide the best info I can. I
respect what you do. I don't doubt the article at all.
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:26 AM (nmQh7)
Perhaps they should have cited more than 1 gas station.
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:28 AM (mpXpK)
It's been an unmitigated disaster.
Now we could probably deal with it being one of the worst user and database implementations I've ever seen, but it's fucking slow in every operation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2021 05:28 AM (Pv/IO)
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 15, 2021 05:29 AM (ju2Fy)
https://tinyurl.com/2vmsez4m
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:07 AM (mpXpK)
She's so awful.
Posted by: m at May 15, 2021 05:31 AM (cME97)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2021 05:33 AM (Rpm7S)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 15, 2021 05:33 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:28 AM (mpXpK)
the links you provided back it up. Someone will likely pay for that. I only mentioned it because we are reality based. No one can fact check everything. That BP is full of crap. Then again, there is a free market. My guess is they lose a lot of regular customers in the long haul.
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:34 AM (nmQh7)
Gas here is just under $3 for now
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 15, 2021 05:33 AM (Z/jzm)
i kept mentioning gas prices for months. Funny, some here told me I was all wet. Prices were not going up. Well, they were and they are.
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:36 AM (nmQh7)
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:36 AM (nmQh7)
Silver is $27 WTF
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 05:38 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 05:39 AM (xopIz)
https://tinyurl.com/2vmsez4m
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:07 AM (mpXpK)
What is kind f fascinating to me: the only reason she has notoriety or anyone listens to her in the first place is twofold: 1) Her Dad. 2) She is a NeverTrump.
So many mediocrities who 20 years ago we would be saying 'Who?' 20 years ago, we would know who VDH is 'He's that guy who I always like because his writing style, while dry, is filled with historical references and feels solid.'
Ironically, 20 years ago we knew who Jonah was, but that is only because he was vaguely funny around 20 years ago. His 'wit' got stale very, very quickly.
These days, how many writers can you think of that you read because you like the way they write? Not just what they say, but how they say it. ace, of course, or we would not all be here. Any others?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2021 05:40 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: JT at May 15, 2021 05:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at May 15, 2021 05:41 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 05:39 AM (xopIz)
This. We all know that guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2021 05:41 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: JT at May 15, 2021 05:41 AM (arJlL)
My sympathies. Really. MS sucks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2021 05:42 AM (51BSL)
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:36 AM (nmQh7)
I still chuckle to myself when I remember the low I saw here of 1.36 during the height of the lockdown. That was as low as the first couple years at college in the early 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2021 05:43 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:43 AM (nmQh7)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2021 05:44 AM (Rpm7S)
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:34 AM (nmQh7)
The Shell theory of sales. Have a higher price, and people will believe it is higher quality regardless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2021 05:45 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:46 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JT at May 15, 2021 05:41 AM (arJlL)
Been a crazy few days JT. Haven't had a chance to ride again since that 1st day. (Did 12 + miles tho)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 15, 2021 05:46 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Common Tater
Junk silver is probably as good a stash as .22 ammo
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at May 15, 2021 05:46 AM (Foq6I)
saw here of 1.36 during the height of the lockdown. That was as low as
the first couple years at college in the early 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2021 05:43 AM (lmikk)
there is a scene in the beloved movie Die Hard. They do a close up on a gas station and I believe it said 85 cents a gallon. That one has always stuck with me but in my limited experience, I am the only one who laughs at that scene. But 1.36 in this day and age is a blessing.
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:46 AM (nmQh7)
As has been said...
Embedded BSD>BSD>Linux>Amiga OS>DOS>Ti Calc>Piece of Paper and Pen>Stick and Dirt>Any flavor of windows OS.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2021 05:48 AM (Pv/IO)
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:46 AM (nmQh7)
The first time I bought gas myself, I was on the motorcycle Dad had just bought me. .97 for like a gallon and a half. I paid for it and felt like an adult.
Re: Die Hard gas prices. Even more hilarious when you think: that was supposed to be in Los Angeles, California. Circa 198...7(?)or 8(?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2021 05:51 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at May 15, 2021 05:51 AM (UelxP)
Posted by: JT at May 15, 2021 05:41 AM (arJlL)
Thank you so much! Those are very kind words.
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:51 AM (nmQh7)
That's why "fossil fuels" are under the gun and slated for elimination. Coal and oil make a middle class lifestyle possible.
Consider the amount of work it can do. For just one example, load your car with 1,000 pounds of stuff. Figure 25 mpg.
Would you push your car and 1,000 pounds 25 miles for $3 bucks?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2021 05:53 AM (Rpm7S)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:54 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 05:54 AM (Tnijr)
saw here of 1.36 during the height of the lockdown. That was as low as
the first couple years at college in the early 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2021 05:43 AM (lmikk)
there is a scene in the beloved movie Die Hard. They do a close up on a gas station and I believe it said 85 cents a gallon. That one has always stuck with me but in my limited experience, I am the only one who laughs at that scene. But 1.36 in this day and age is a blessing.
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:46 AM (nmQh7)
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I remember $.99/gal for gas. Not only that, it was a pretty stable price. None of the daily fluctuations you see these days.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 15, 2021 05:54 AM (CAJOC)
Liz Cheney is quite frankly evil and warped.
"I think there is real concern among a number of members of my own party about a January 6 commission," Cheney said. "I've been very public that that commission needs to be bipartisan, it needs to look only at January 6 and the events leading up to it, not at the BLM and antifa riots last summer."
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2021 05:56 AM (Pv/IO)
Posted by: JT at May 15, 2021 05:41 AM (arJlL)
Thank you so much! Those are very kind words.
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:51 AM (nmQh7)
and I appreciate them. I was very lucky in many ways.
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:56 AM (nmQh7)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2021 05:57 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 15, 2021 05:54 AM (CAJOC)
half the Left cheers it on because they think it will make us move to wind or some bs. The other half, the guys who want to stay in power, are scared.
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 05:58 AM (nmQh7)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 05:54 AM (Tnijr)
..................
Same thing was going on in 'Word' as well.
Posted by: Tyler Mason at May 15, 2021 05:58 AM (UelxP)
Posted by: JT at May 15, 2021 05:41 AM (arJlL)
Thank you so much! Those are very kind words.
Posted by: Quint
Posted by: JT at May 15, 2021 05:58 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at May 15, 2021 05:58 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 15, 2021 05:59 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at May 15, 2021 05:51 AM (UelxP)
They say he cusses and very confused about what is going on.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 05:59 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 05:59 AM (yrol0)
Me iow
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 15, 2021 06:00 AM (upzye)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 06:01 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2021 06:01 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 06:01 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:46 AM (mpXpK)
Late 60's. Asked my dad what a "gas war" was and he explained. I distinctly remember two stations across the street from each other. One was $0.17.9 and the other was $0.18.9.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2021 06:02 AM (W145b)
I remember 27 cents / gal. Yup. Fill up the VW bug for under $3.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 06:01 AM (xopIz)
wow, I guess you have been around sir.
Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 06:02 AM (nmQh7)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 15, 2021 06:02 AM (qZdIZ)
Its outrageous that MS would release a bug that was so obvious. I spent all day rolling back customer's versions, after I figured out what was going on with no help or even acknowledgement of the problem from those bastards.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:02 AM (Tnijr)
I'm certainly no bootlicker, but it doesn't take a genius to realize what happens afterwards. Absolutely insane, and the political class and media " newsreaders" is studiously avoiding this. Little wonder everyone is arming up.
Jeeze louise I hate these fuckers. You had one job.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2021 06:03 AM (Rpm7S)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 15, 2021 06:04 AM (I58tH)
For just one example, load your car with 1,000 pounds of stuff. Figure 25 mpg.
Would you push your car and 1,000 pounds 25 miles for $3 bucks?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2021 05:53 AM (Rpm7S)
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1000 pounds of stuff? How many illegal immigrants is that?
They can help get out and push.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2021 06:04 AM (mht8P)
Moreover, the Controllers Office receives literally thousands of claims for payment daily. Claims are batched by date received and are not segregated, logged, or otherwise tracked by agency, employee, or payment type.
Consequently, because of the way the claims are batched and processed by this office, we are unable to locate or otherwise provide you with the documents requested.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 06:04 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:05 AM (Tnijr)
Filled up Her Majesty's car yesterday for $2.43, so maybe this gas shortage hasn't hit my end of the woods.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2021 06:05 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 15, 2021 06:04 AM (I58tH)
With Sarge running into crowds and nipping ankles.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 06:05 AM (yrol0)
By 1980 FED interest rates had ticked to almost 20 percent in order to save the dollar.
They can't do that again. Ever.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2021 06:07 AM (Rpm7S)
The sooner Joe gets replaced the better.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:05 AM (Tnijr)
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Unfortunately, his replacement will be not only stupid but also doctrinaire and vindictive.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2021 06:08 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 06:09 AM (xopIz)
"It startled me and it made me afraid"
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:10 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 15, 2021 06:10 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at May 15, 2021 05:51 AM (UelxP)
They say he cusses and very confused about what is going on.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 05:59 AM (yrol0)
https://tinyurl.com/2a3nycer
Posted by: m at May 15, 2021 06:13 AM (cME97)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 15, 2021 06:13 AM (6Pqz7)
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My study shows they never owned them to be buying them BACK.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 15, 2021 06:14 AM (buTO7)
On April 13 was that, while their computer models anticipated that wind would supply 11 megawatts of power that afternoon when demand peaked on the system, the wind stopped blowing and wind power was only able to provide 6 MW that day.
We fucked up here in Texas. The $60 B on wind proves to be worthless. ERCOT board should hang.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 06:15 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 15, 2021 06:15 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:05 AM (Tnijr)
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Unfortunately, his replacement will be not only stupid but also doctrinaire and vindictive.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"
I know. Let's get it on. There will be opportunities resulting from the ensuing chaos.
Anyway, I'm anxious to see a lot of Dem old guard kick, starting with Carter. I'm going to need the cash generated from the sale of my genuine painting of Billy Carter's horse.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:15 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2021 06:15 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 15, 2021 06:18 AM (I58tH)
________
I suspect the leftists that are actually pulling the strings behind Rezident Retard would like for him to remain right where he is so they can continue to do their dirty deeds unencumbered.
It can't last, but these people have no soul and will run sloe joe into the ground... literally.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2021 06:18 AM (3H9h1)
Oh heck yeah. I would have been collecting all that free money and still repairing cars on the side for cash. I would have been a high roller back then.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:18 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 15, 2021 06:14 AM (buTO7)
Give back
Buy back
IRS and state and local governments are the only people that can Give Back. All of the actor and sports people saying give back just feel guilty. I myself can give but cannot give back as I have earned what I have.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 06:19 AM (yrol0)
Absolutely. When the reaper comes around though it will throw the plan for a loop.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:21 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2021 06:18 AM (3H9h1)
Like watching that 2 dollar circus with the broke down elephant and bad clowns.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 06:21 AM (yrol0)
trying to profit off the work from home imperative Fauci foisted upon
the world.
==================
And I helped.
Posted by: Bill Gates, Mentor to young working women at May 15, 2021 06:21 AM (3fLhO)
Posted by: Colin at May 15, 2021 06:21 AM (wYsgN)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:22 AM (Tnijr)
https://tinyurl.com/922yjxbs
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 15, 2021 06:22 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2021 06:23 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Colin at May 15, 2021 06:23 AM (wYsgN)
Her Majesty was in West Texas last weekend. Oil and Gas Central, you'd think. Gas was still $2.99 a gallon.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2021 06:23 AM (mht8P)
Every time I see Joe on TV, I'm convinced he's going to fall over dead in the next 30 seconds. Even haltingly reading a teleprompter seems to tax him to his limits.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2021 06:23 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at May 15, 2021 05:51 AM (UelxP)
They say he cusses and very confused about what is going on.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 05:59 AM (yrol0)
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And he still likes to swim nude at lunchtime
Posted by: His Secret Service Detail Hides at May 15, 2021 06:24 AM (3fLhO)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:24 AM (Tnijr)
Many customers called and said "My rep said I can order version X [next version of whatever kernel]."
Knowing such version will not be delivered for at least another six months, me: "Umm...ok."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2021 06:24 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 15, 2021 06:24 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2021 05:40 AM
Richard Fernandez.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 15, 2021 06:25 AM (/+bwe)
TLDR: Krak, the issue with your call is "it's configurable!"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2021 06:26 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 15, 2021 06:26 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:26 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 06:26 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 15, 2021 06:27 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 06:27 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Colin at May 15, 2021 06:29 AM (wYsgN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 15, 2021 06:30 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: Colin at May 15, 2021 06:29 AM (wYsgN)
Is has to do with the RNI credits. So yes anyone sell but you use the RNIs to buy off a dispensation from the Pope.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 06:31 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Colin at May 15, 2021 06:21 AM (wYsgN)
NYS is in the top ten, but not the highest. Pennsylvania is the highest. And you know California is up near the top.
Posted by: Tofer732 at May 15, 2021 06:31 AM (kUGet)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:26 AM (Tnijr)
She's been denied Communion by at least two priests and a bishop. I'd have to go digging in Catholic News Service archives, but her family stopped attending a parish near their vacation home because of it. Pelosi isn't anyone's Redeemer.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 15, 2021 06:31 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 06:31 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 15, 2021 06:32 AM (JUOKG)
Think the interesting oart will be how the ouster of his inner circle goes. I doubt Kamal will just walk into the oval office and keep people like Ron Klain in position. And Jill!
Anyone else see that Psaki has already announced she'll be leaving her position as WH press secretary later this year? Telegraphing the transition is coming?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2021 06:33 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 06:34 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Colin at May 15, 2021 06:29 AM (wYsgN)
Is has to do with the RNI credits. So yes anyone sell but you use the RNIs to buy off a dispensation from the Pope.
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Kwik Trip here in WI sells no ethanol premium to be used in boats and small engines, so as not to ruin them. It's nice that they do this, although the price is high. No worse than other premiums, though, from what I can tell.
In fact they market it as gas for "recreational" purposes.
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 15, 2021 06:34 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Colin at May 15, 2021 06:34 AM (wYsgN)
to deny Joe and the others Holy Communion when the Vatican stepped in a
said "It might be perceived as being partisan" or words to that effect.
==================== So much for objecting to infant slaughter.
Posted by: His Secret Service Detail Hides at May 15, 2021 06:34 AM (3fLhO)
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 15, 2021 06:36 AM (7ZQe3)
Abrams is literally one of the biggest liars and racists around.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:36 AM (Tnijr)
Yup.
Harris won't be keeping Rezident Retard's cabinet picks either. There will be some serious backstabbing when she waltzes into the Oval Office and starts making changes.
But, it will be the same people behind the scenes pulling the strings.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2021 06:36 AM (3H9h1)
Any Bishop that crosses Pelosi will find out where their loyalties lie.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:26 AM (Tnijr)
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Nancy and Joe are powerful people. The rules get bent to the maximum for them. Little people like me get stomped on unless we comply 100+% with the canons.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2021 06:36 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 06:36 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 06:37 AM (xopIz)
MLK Blvd near the College is a real hoot.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 15, 2021 06:37 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2021 06:38 AM (3fLhO)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at May 15, 2021 06:39 AM (S7VTO)
Not a peep from anyone.
But then, they may see my gray hair and think "Old fart probably got vaccinated."
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 06:39 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:05 AM (Tnijr)
The first woman president will be as terrible as the first black president. Democrats do this on purpose.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 15, 2021 06:39 AM (ybIRR)
Did y'all talk about this already?
@jordylancaster 8 hours ago
Don Lemon just announced that tonight will be his last show on CNN:
https://tinyurl.com/yj97vrb4
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2021 06:40 AM (cF8AT)
Restaurant at over 100% capacity.
Only a few people are wearing masks out and about in public.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 15, 2021 06:40 AM (S7VTO)
Abrams is literally one of the biggest liars and racists around.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:36 AM (Tnijr)
We do this in life every day. We look at the transactions and decide were they fair and balanced. To not look back is to be stupid.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 06:41 AM (yrol0)
====================
Sexual harassment lawsuits suddenly filed?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2021 06:42 AM (3fLhO)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:43 AM (Tnijr)
Further down the comments, he says he's not leaving CNN.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2021 06:43 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:05 AM (Tnijr)
--
Unfortunately, there is no "better" left in that rat party. It's Kamel Toe in the bull pen and she'll be just as big of a disaster, if not more, than this dumb turnip. Things will not be getting better when he goes. Not by a long shot.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2021 06:43 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 15, 2021 06:46 AM (S7VTO)
Q *Yamiche Alcindor (PBS): President Harris, ooh I love the sound of that! how do you plan to increase Diversity and Equity in your Historic Presidency?
A: HaHaHa Ha Ha Hee Hee Ha Ha Ha!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2021 06:46 AM (PiwSw)
For sure. But DC swampies love power, and they will be pissed off about losing all that extra power (and graft potential) they had for one sweet moment while working for what is essentially an absentee CEO.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2021 06:46 AM (bDqIh)
Lockdown Larry lifted the indoor mask mandate here in Maryland today. Mrs Doof and I already had plans to go to a local restaurant with some friends tonight. Music trivia and Game 1 for the Caps. I will not be bringing a mask!!
Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2021 06:46 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2021 06:46 AM (+4oV5)
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More concerningly? Is that even a word? One thing is certain. They've attached themselves like octopus suckers onto the phrase "big lie." Which is sickening, considering the big lie is really Biden's 80 million voters.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2021 06:46 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2021 06:47 AM (PiwSw)
Any time there is a major change like that there is a lot of chaos and confusion, which leads to shifting priorities and missed deadlines. In this case that's a positive. Turmoil is good when it's on the enemies' side.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:47 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2021 06:48 AM (+4oV5)
Their behavior now is maybe even more damning proof of the massive fraud than even the actual physical evidence like the deleted databases, the broken seals on voting machines, etc. etc. This would be trivially easy to point to and say "See, that idiot Trump was wrong on this, too!"
Instead they're fighting tooth and nail for some mysterious reason.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 15, 2021 06:49 AM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 06:49 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 06:49 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2021 06:46 AM
It is a word in the same way that "regardingly" is. It will go away eventually, just as saying "quality" instead of "good" did: not soon enough.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 15, 2021 06:50 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 06:49 AM (jvt6t)
I don't see TJM here, Jak. Do I need to fight YOU today??
Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2021 06:51 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 15, 2021 06:51 AM (I58tH)
People talk about how well spoken Stacy is. Stupid people.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:51 AM (Tnijr)
Instead they're fighting tooth and nail for some mysterious reason."
I had said from the beginning that if Jo-Jo and Trump had appeared together on national TV the week after the election, and had in a unified manner stated that in order to preserve confidence in the election system, that a full investigation would take place.....
Well, that didn't happen, did it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 15, 2021 06:52 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2021 06:43 AM (PiwSw)
Yeah, saw that. I'd say the comments are equally divided between 'this made me cry' and 'what will his 2 viewers watch now?'
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2021 06:52 AM (cF8AT)
Ecclesiastes 11:5
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2021 06:52 AM (WGk5J)
Lockdown Larry lifted the indoor mask mandate here in Maryland today. Mrs Doof and I already had plans to go to a local restaurant with some friends tonight. Music trivia and Game 1 for the Caps. I will not be bringing a mask!!
Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2021 06:46 AM (mZUr4)
5/14 VIRUS KILL YOU
5/15 ITS OK
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 06:53 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2021 06:51 AM (mZUr4)
*snort*
Too hungover to fight. I concede.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 06:54 AM (jvt6t)
Well, that didn't happen, did it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
***
Heck, we couldn't even get the Republican controlled Senate to do anything.
Again, such a mystery.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 15, 2021 06:54 AM (CM8Oa)
5/15 ITS OK
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 06:53 AM (yrol0)
Congratulations -- you've followed The Science!!!
Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2021 06:54 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:05 AM (Tnijr)
No...no...no.....keep Joe.
The Brits wanted to bump off Hitler but figured in 1944 he was a bigger help to the Allies alive.
Same with Joe.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2021 06:54 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 15, 2021 06:55 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 06:55 AM (jvt6t)
"How come we were required to wear masks yesterday's. But today we don't have to?"
"Ummmm"
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2021 06:56 AM (WGk5J)
Irregardless, it's The Tank you raayycists!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 06:55 AM (jvt6t)
It's not cromulent.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2021 06:56 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 06:57 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Only 24 total COVID related deaths in the military since 2019 at May 15, 2021 06:57 AM (CM8Oa)
There was no real replacement in the queue for Adolf. Here we have the known replacement and how she will behave. Even her own party doesn't like her.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:57 AM (Tnijr)
Parent: Son, did you clean your room?
Son: yes
Parent: Let me look
Son: Doors stuck
Parent: Let me try
Son: You saying I'm lying?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 15, 2021 06:57 AM (S7VTO)
Ecclesiastes 11:5
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2021 06:52 AM (WGk5J)
Thank you Marcus. This verse pretty much sums it all up.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2021 06:58 AM (+4oV5)
My, my, my, lookit all that fresh hell !
for reasons best known to ... others, somewhere, it's raining here.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 15, 2021 06:58 AM (ErSvT)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 06:58 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 06:59 AM (wqroo)
JUST IN - Al-Jalaa tower in the city center of Gaza, home to the offices of @AlJazeera, @AJArabic, and other news outlets, is being evacuated after Israel signaled that the destruction is imminent.
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2021 07:00 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2021 07:00 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2021 06:58 AM (+4oV5)"
Amen.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2021 07:00 AM (WGk5J)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2021 07:00 AM (+4oV5)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 07:01 AM (Tnijr)
I agree as well, that if there was nothing to hide, why would they be so adamant about not auditing? Well, if it was as widespread as I personally believe, then one bad audit would cause another and another....
So they have to nip it in the bud now, or lose all legitimacy. Either way we probably lose.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:02 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:02 AM (wqroo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Only 24 total COVID related deaths in the military since 2019 at May 15, 2021 07:02 AM (CM8Oa)
@ArtValley818_
Shoutout to the owner of this place!
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yzupqmns
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2021 07:02 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:03 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 07:03 AM (yrol0)
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This is not something that just mistakenly rolls off of one's tongue. It was the mother of Freudian slips, I have zero doubt. Because that's exactly what happened and he knew it was well underway.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2021 07:03 AM (O+I8R)
Regarding that sweatshop link last night, I used to justify my inadvertent support of sweatshops with what I'm guessing (didn't read the article) was similar reasoning - hey, it's a job, they live in a craphole, you can't expect great working conditions, at least they are making money, etc. I...can't really continue to reason that way. I now buy clothes secondhand (ThredUp) and have a vague scheme to start making my own clothes at some point. (Of course, finding a good source for cloth will also be a challenge...)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 15, 2021 07:03 AM (G6Lqs)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:02 AM (wqroo)
Well, damn...
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2021 07:04 AM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:05 AM (wqroo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2021 07:05 AM (O+I8R)
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This is not something that just mistakenly rolls off of one's tongue. It was the mother of Freudian slips, I have zero doubt. Because that's exactly what happened and he knew it was well underway.
***
Yep. The one that did it for me was when he angrily yelled at people in Michigan "I don't need your votes to win this state!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Only 24 total COVID related deaths in the military since 2019 at May 15, 2021 07:05 AM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:02 AM (wqroo)
We have rain forecasted for the next 8 out of 10 days. We're having grandson's 1st bday party here next Sat. by the pool. As of now, Sat is not one of the days for rain but I'm sure that will change because FML. And the humidity will be just great I'm sure.
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2021 07:06 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: IanDeal at May 15, 2021 07:06 AM (hiGbZ)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2021 07:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:07 AM (wqroo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 15, 2021 07:07 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2021 07:08 AM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2021 07:05 AM (O+I8R)
No admin OS passwords
Databases are deleted
No router configs
No Chain of custody for ballot bags
Slips stating counts of by up to 18%
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 07:08 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2021 07:09 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:07 AM (wqroo)
Where there is a will there is a way!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2021 07:09 AM (+4oV5)
Well, that didn't happen, did it?
- - -
It was a color revolution.
If you recall, there was that detailed paper published before the election (some DC insider coalition for 'election integrity' by the ones running the op) that gamed out 4 possible election result scenarios. Three of the scenarios had Biden winning, last scenario Trump wins by tiny, questionable margin. All of the scenarios depicted Trump as threatening 'our democracy' by challenging the results.
They didn't just steal the vote, they gamed out all the ways they would quash challenges to the Biden win after the election. One can only imagine how many in the GOP were in on this plan, playing their predetermined roles as Trump attempted to get their assistance.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2021 07:09 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:10 AM (wqroo)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 07:10 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 15, 2021 07:11 AM (I58tH)
May you and the other 'ettes put smiles on each others faces, and a spring in your step. The power of you all together is transformative.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2021 07:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2021 07:12 AM (cF8AT)
Always used when quoting someone from the Trump camp.
NEVER used when quoting anyone else.
Why is this?
Imagine the fun of reading 'XXX said, without offering evidence that Police are killing black men every day...'.
Or, 'President Biden said, without offering evidence, that the nation is on the right track to recovery'.
Just something that bothers me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 15, 2021 07:12 AM (S7VTO)
Interesting that when you kick people in the nutz continuously they cower in fear.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 07:12 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2021 07:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:12 AM (wqroo)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 07:13 AM (Tnijr)
She is a bigger DIABLO than Cheney. Her ACU raing is only 44%. So don't expect any good things from her.
https://tinyurl.com/w96vakyc
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2021 05:04 AM (mpXpK)
Why, it's almost as though voting doesn't mean a fucking thing.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatknik at May 15, 2021 07:14 AM (DTX3h)
Visiting friends helps.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2021 07:14 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:15 AM (wqroo)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2021 07:17 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2021 07:14 AM (Rvt8
Have a blast. Sometimes mutual support is the best kind.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:17 AM (jvt6t)
In aggregate, the American people are smarter than the elites. The elites, who are not the mediocrities that their foot soldiers are, only think of power and wealth taken from others.
We are the dampening rods in a super-critical nuclear reactor. Remove us, and instant fail.
And we want policy that helps us. Trump did that. Biden -- absolutely not.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2021 07:17 AM (u82oZ)
Ah... Brings back decades of memories.
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2021 07:17 AM (9Fwwf)
My MIL, who gets all of here news from broadcast TV, said the other day that she was glad Trump wasn't President because he lied all the time. I asked her to tell me what he lied about and she could not answer, but came back with "Well he incited the riot at the Capital". I then asked her if she watched any of his speech that day and she said no.
She's the nicest little old lady you could ever hope to meet and a prime example of what the media has done to this country.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 07:17 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 07:17 AM (Tnijr)
Agreed. This country is on a slow burn right now. Just the right match and........
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:19 AM (jvt6t)
I heard about the presser that group of Black conservative held in Atlanta the other day where they called Tank a flat out liar and that she doesn't speak for them she speaks for white liberals.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:19 AM (wqroo)
I had a vision of your shooting range. With man-shaped targets. And where all the bullets go as you talk about some loser men, ex-husbands, and soy-boys.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2021 07:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 07:20 AM (k39e/)
I am surprised at how often the go-to economists are surprised. At what point will those whose expectations keep being unmet stop being listened to?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2021 07:21 AM (bDqIh)
You'd think that would be all over the local and Atlanta news.
Well, maybe not.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 07:21 AM (Tnijr)
$5 million to my hacking team, $10 million to the Palis... It's been a good week!
10% For The Big Guy!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 15, 2021 07:21 AM (jacU8)
In aggregate, the American people are smarter than the elites. The elites, who are not the mediocrities that their foot soldiers are, only think of power and wealth taken from others.
We are the dampening rods in a super-critical nuclear reactor. Remove us, and instant fail.
And we want policy that helps us. Trump did that. Biden -- absolutely not.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2021 07:17 AM (u82oZ)
Zero sum gamers vs. Non zero sum gamers
There is a great line in the One Minute Salesman.
He sold a lot of shit or He helped people get what they needed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 07:21 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2021 07:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2021 07:21 AM (bDqIh)
The Obama years should be called the Unexpected Years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 07:23 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 15, 2021 07:23 AM (Dvm/n)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 07:23 AM (k39e/)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:24 AM (wqroo)
Posted by: Colin at May 15, 2021 07:25 AM (wYsgN)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:24 AM (wqroo)
Pokemon targets at least? I hate those little shits....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:26 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Colin at May 15, 2021 07:25 AM (wYsgN)
I think Romania did it best.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:27 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2021 07:27 AM (WGk5J)
California was still a reddish state at that time. Reagan's amnesty deal where he trusted the Democrats is what started the slide.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2021 07:27 AM (6XLoz)
What's that? I have been considering steel for our next roof.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 07:27 AM (Tnijr)
That's not panic. That's responding to the situation.
The blame is on the dumbasses at the pipeline company who hooked up their network to the internet so that it would be easier for employees to work from home.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 15, 2021 07:28 AM (w+fxp)
Mr. Peanut made a visit to the vet for a follow-up on his snake-bite wound. Doc was so pleased that she said he no longer needed to have the area bandaged and he only has to wear a cone long enough so that the remaining 10% scabs over.
Peanut dislikes his day visits to the clinic, but his placid temperament and good manners have made him a favorite with the staff. He and Finn are our well-behaved gentlemen of the litter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2021 07:28 AM (mht8P)
The media is the schwerpunkt. They are the town criers and enablers of our doom.
But if they win, then they are unneeded. The casualty rate of pre-1917 Pravda editors and reporters in the new USSR was quite substantial. Very few died in their own bed. They were tortured before "confessing" and dying with a bullet in the back of the head.
Something that would make me smile, if I was still around.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2021 07:28 AM (u82oZ)
I know this is far out, but can you approximate the dates for the 2022 MoMe? This years road trip to TX is to Austin and Ft. Worth to visit the grandkids.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 15, 2021 07:28 AM (NjKX7)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 07:29 AM (Tnijr)
We are the dampening rods in a super-critical nuclear reactor. Remove us, and instant fail.
And we want policy that helps us. Trump did that. Biden -- absolutely not.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
*
This is a fantastic post.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 15, 2021 07:29 AM (w+fxp)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 07:29 AM (yrol0)
The blame is on the dumbasses at the pipeline company who hooked up their network to the internet so that it would be easier for employees to work from home.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 15, 2021 07:28 AM (w+fxp)
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"By rationalizing our IT security, we can free up money to be spent on executive compensation!" - The MBAs
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2021 07:30 AM (mht8P)
I know this is far out, but can you approximate the dates for the 2022 MoMe? This years road trip to TX is to Austin and Ft. Worth to visit the grandkids.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 15, 2021 07:28 AM (NjKX7)
Dates are on the main page side bar:
Texas MoMe 2021:
10/22/2021-10/23/2021
Corsicana,TX
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2021 07:30 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2021 07:31 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2021 07:31 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2021 07:31 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2021 07:31 AM (3fLhO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 15, 2021 07:31 AM (Dvm/n)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:32 AM (wqroo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2021 07:31 AM (3fLhO)
Transitioning to Donna?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2021 07:32 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 07:32 AM (yrol0)
Thanks Tami, but I'm looking for the dates for 2022.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 15, 2021 07:32 AM (NjKX7)
Adolf. Here we have the known replacement and how she will behave. Even
her own party doesn't like her.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:57 AM
According to the pollster that did that poll republicans don't like her because she is black.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 15, 2021 07:33 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 07:33 AM (k39e/)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 15, 2021 07:33 AM (NjKX7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 15, 2021 06:40 AM (S7VTO)
Sadly, I think the sheep in NoVA will remain muzzled for a while. Last night I took the dog to Lowes because they are dog friendly and both the dog and I were unmuzzled. FWIW, Lowes has never hassled me for my non-mask face since day one)!
BUT, on a beautiful spring evening in the Lowes' outdoor parking lot many yards from the plague-carrying nearest human, I saw grown men loading cars with mulch, paving stones, etc. while still wearing the mask of shame!
Sigh!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:34 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 07:34 AM (k39e/)
The family who owns the farm behind my place is having some major renovations and additions done to the house. It started last winter. I've noticed that the various crews don't show up until about 10AM and typically knock off about 4PM.
If it were me, I'd be a bit annoyed by the "banker's hours" and how long it's taking. I can only surmise they won't get paid until the job is done and have nothing better to do.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2021 07:34 AM (3H9h1)
https://tinyurl.com/2ffhpdkp
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 07:23 AM (k39e/)
"Looks like you didn't have an answer to the double team."
"Is that a question?"
I laughed.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2021 07:35 AM (W145b)
Remember:
"A State that dwarfs its men, in order that they be more docile instruments in its hands even for beneficial purposes, will find that with small men no great thing can really be accomplished. " - John Stuart Mill
And have a blessed day in this chilly Spring.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2021 07:36 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 07:32 AM (yrol0)
I don't know. The Silver Tarp roof from Tractor Supply is pretty spiffy.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:36 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 15, 2021 07:37 AM (zkS5c)
And there it is, the answer to the age-old question, "Who's a gooood boy?!"
Glad to hear Peanut is on the mend.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2021 07:37 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 07:37 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2021 07:36 AM (u82oZ)
We'd like a word with you, good sir!
Posted by: The Maunders at May 15, 2021 07:38 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Global Warming Believers at May 15, 2021 07:38 AM (3fLhO)
BREAKING: Israeli airstrike flattens high-rise building that houses The Associated Press, Al-Jazeera and other media in Gaza City, about an hour after evacuation order.
https://tinyurl.com/ygshh3gb
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2021 07:39 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 07:39 AM (Tnijr)
Our models predicted this! Well, one did anyway. Maybe, if you turn the graph the right way.
BELIEVE THE SCIENCE!
Posted by: NOAA at May 15, 2021 07:39 AM (PiwSw)
Higher initial investment in time and money, but that $120 will get you through a year or two.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 15, 2021 07:39 AM (w+fxp)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 15, 2021 07:40 AM (NjKX7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021 07:40 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2021 07:40 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 15, 2021 07:40 AM (ybIRR)
from the plague-carrying nearest human, I saw grown men loading cars
with mulch, paving stones, etc. while still wearing the mask of shame!
Sigh!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:34 AM (hOUT3)
Same here yesterday at our Stein's Garden Center. And we haven't had a mask mandate in a month or so. People are sheep. No wonder Jesus described Himself as a shepherd. People are dumb and need someone to whack them with a rod and a staff.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 07:40 AM (45fpk)
"BREAKING: Israeli airstrike flattens high-rise building that houses The Associated Press, Al-Jazeera and other media in Gaza City, about an hour after evacuation order. "
Yee haw ! Doing the job the Americans won't do.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 07:41 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:36 AM (jvt6t)
I think the silver tarps are a little thicker as well, but I might be wrong about that. Worth checking though.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:41 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:41 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 15, 2021 07:41 AM (Dvm/n)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021 07:40 AM (nxdel)
The Hokey Pokey works for me. It's impossible to be in a fun when doing the Hokey Pokey.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2021 07:41 AM (PiwSw)
--
Quite literally, the Democrat party could not exist without hate and division. It's all they sow. It's all they foster. It's all they foment. Hate your fellow Americans with such venom that it creates psychopathy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2021 07:42 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:42 AM (wqroo)
My respect for Israel just keeps going up. Taking out the enemy of the people is first rate I tells ya.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:42 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:43 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 15, 2021 07:37 AM (zkS5c)
There was gas here in Charleston SC at the local Costco as of yesterday but the price has gone up 25% over the past 4 months. I'm sure Lez Cheney's replacement will get right on that.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatknik at May 15, 2021 07:43 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 07:43 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Yes, a bit thicker so you have to use bigger nails when tacking them down.
They still leak though. Can't figure it out. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2021 07:43 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:36 AM (jvt6t)
Then the neighbor think were too uppity
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 07:43 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021 07:40 AM (nxdel)
Do some Jazz hands to ELO's Do-Ya........
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:44 AM (jvt6t)
My respect for Israel just keeps going up. Taking out the enemy of the people is first rate I tells ya.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:42 AM (jvt6t)
Now do XiNN!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 07:44 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: No Longer Amused at May 15, 2021 07:44 AM (ApT0U)
Wouldn't it be interesting if they found a weapons depot in the basement?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2021 07:44 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2021 07:43 AM (yrol0)
Be the trend setter.......let them keep up with you...
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:44 AM (jvt6t)
Good morning! I know the feeling. Bet Fen has a good link. . .
I'm going to take the dog for a long walk and take photos of pretty flowers and waves - this always cheers me up! I bet you feel better after making a beautiful piece of jewelry?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2021 07:44 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:44 AM (jvt6t)
And for a booster, Mr. Blue Sky (and don't forget the cowbell)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2021 07:45 AM (PiwSw)
Parliament - Flashlight
youtu.be/MhWZTSyD2mw
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 07:45 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2021 07:43 AM (Rvt8
You obviously need a bigger hammer!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:45 AM (hOUT3)
The gas station near me had no lines but only had high test yesterday.
And on another note, if you're a registered Republican consider voting for non establishment conservative Republican Hirsch Singh for Governor:
www.hirschsingh.com
and if you're in the 16th District vote for non establishment conservative Jeff Grant for State Senate:
www.jeffreygrant4statesenate.org
Thanks for keeping them in mind.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 07:45 AM (k39e/)
But if it is all part of The Plan, then they are just actors on the stage. ... I'm listening to a documentary "Princes of the Yen" which addresses efforts of reform being pushed by a deliberate and monetary policy. ... Echoes of what our own NWO Princes are doing to us now with infinite printed money, BigGov buying up bad debt and protecting banks ... and more.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2021 07:45 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:44 AM (jvt6t)
There's not a song of theirs that I do not like.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 07:45 AM (45fpk)
normal people behaving normally in a very normal manner are threatening
to them. That should tell us all that we need to know about what is
really their motivations.
Posted by: No Longer Amused at May 15, 2021 07:44 AM
People like that live in fear, constant 24/7 fear. I haven't worn a mask in over six months now except to go to my Doctor. He won't see anyone without one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 15, 2021 07:46 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2021 07:46 AM (O+I8R)
LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 07:46 AM (k39e/)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2021 07:47 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 15, 2021 07:47 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2021 07:46 AM (O+I8R)
George Clinton > Bill Clinton
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2021 07:47 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 07:45 AM (45fpk)
That comment just made me start playing their library..I feel better already.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:47 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 15, 2021 06:18 AM
My brother and I had transistor radios that looked like Sinclair gas pumps.
Posted by: Bigsmith at May 15, 2021 07:47 AM (G/mW5)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 15, 2021 07:48 AM (zkS5c)
In a pinch, a tire iron can be used as a temporary substitute!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:48 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:44 AM (jvt6t)
There's not a song of theirs that I do not like.
Posted by: grammie winger
I can't tell you why, but 'Wild West Hero' always makes me smile.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2021 07:48 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 07:49 AM (k39e/)
Somewhere D-Lamp is chuckling, "Finally, someone does what needs to be done."
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2021 07:49 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 15, 2021 07:48 AM (zkS5c)
And this. This right here is what makes me burn brighter than a Willy Pete grenade. We were winning at everything.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:49 AM (jvt6t)
Fen did your boy get that job after all?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:50 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
Well, kind of. I'm in the same situation but increased gas prices are factored into everything we buy. So, there's that.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2021 07:50 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:49 AM (jvt6t)
But our "Rulers" were losing, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:51 AM (hOUT3)
Thanks Bed Had.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021 07:52 AM (nxdel)
It's always good to remember, but I like being in the present, though we have troubles right now.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:53 AM (jvt6t)
Yes; The guy who never showed up for a half an hour till after son was scheduled for an interview told him to come back on Thursday. Son decided to go back one more time and he had another person speak to him and he got the job. Today is his second day there. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 07:53 AM (k39e/)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 15, 2021 07:54 AM (zkS5c)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2021 07:55 AM (Rvt88)
--
That's great news! Good luck to him.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2021 07:55 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2021 07:55 AM (bDqIh)
another person speak to him and he got the job. Today is his second day
there. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 07:53 AM (k39e/)
Wonderful!
Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 07:55 AM (45fpk)
Glad to hear it, I hope your son has a both rewarding and learning experience there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:55 AM (hOUT3)
"By rationalizing our IT security, we can free up money to be spent on executive compensation!" - The MBAs
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2021 07:30 AM (mht8P) "
LOL.
that's probably word-for-word from the textbooks they're using these days.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 15, 2021 07:55 AM (ErSvT)
Posted by: Weasel at May 15, 2021 07:57 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2021 07:57 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Weasel at May 15, 2021 07:57 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2021 07:30 AM (mht8P) "
To be fair, they do understand priorities!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:58 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 15, 2021 07:58 AM (WQrYW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2021 07:58 AM (xuHQc)
*
Also 4% official inflation and near double digit actual.
But no mean tweets!
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 15, 2021 07:59 AM (WQrYW)
Posted by: Hazchic at May 15, 2021 07:59 AM (eIFmm)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2021 07:59 AM (wqroo)
"Hey, what are all these things taking money out of my paycheck?
Posted by: dantesed at May 15, 2021 07:59 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Weasel at May 15, 2021 07:57 AM (MVjcR)
*shifty eyes*
Hoarding ammo over here boss!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 07:59 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Weasel at May 15, 2021 07:57 AM (MVjcR)
Never saw it that low in coastal VA, you must have been in a sweet spot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:59 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 15, 2021 07:59 AM (WQrYW)
True, and that one fact that makes all our financial sufferings pale into insignificance!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 08:00 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I didn't see 'core competency', 'scalable', or 'leverage' in there.
Sorry, have to mark you down to a 'B'.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2021 08:01 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:59 AM (hOUT3)
Lowest I had in CenTex was about 1.28 / 1.99 Premium (for the motorcycle).
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2021 08:01 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at May 15, 2021 08:01 AM (Cxk7w)
"Hey, what are all these things taking money out of my paycheck?
Posted by: dantesed at May 15, 2021 07:59 AM (88xKn)
I'll never forget that first cold slap of reality.
Congratulations on FenSon joining the ranks of the gainfully employed.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 15, 2021 08:02 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2021 08:02 AM (EZebt)
MisHum is buying!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 08:02 AM (hOUT3)
I don't know how gainful it is,
but at least he has a job, thanks be to God!Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 08:04 AM (k39e/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 08:05 AM (k39e/)
Posted by: Weasel at May 15, 2021 07:57 AM (MVjcR)
Never saw it that low in coastal VA, you must have been in a sweet spot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 07:59 AM
Lowest it got here was $1.05. The guy at Sam's said it went below $1.00 for about 15 minutes one day and snapped back to $1.05 and stayed there for months.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 15, 2021 08:06 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021 07:40 AM (nxdel)
*****
I think I can help
Posted by: Bootsy Collins at May 15, 2021 08:11 AM (flINI)
Posted by: sepide at May 15, 2021 09:13 AM (44uZL)
Haha you haven't seen Cisco operate. I always enjoyed getting on conference calls with Cisco and MS and listening to the finger pointing and blame game.
My contact center colleague was on a high priority call once (we all worked at Cisco, btw) with MS - their call center was down for almost 24 hours, clock was ticking. Come to find out two contractors at MS had left ports open on the firewall, allowing some bad stuff to happen. They didn't have jobs at the end of the call...
Posted by: jerake75 at May 15, 2021 09:19 AM (OZ26p)
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2021 06:36 AM (Tnijr)
By 200 lbs at least.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 15, 2021 10:20 AM (yQpMk)
The carcass of MS is currently being squabbled over by H1B's, SJW's, and a few golden-parachute hucksters here and there.
They are not what they were even 5 years ago.
Posted by: somedood at May 15, 2021 10:40 AM (GvumD)
Feh.
San Diego summer 1969 gas wars:
Regular: 18.9 cents per gallon.
Attended high school buddy's graduation at MCRD.
Note to self: Do NOT go to Tijuana, ever...again.
Posted by: waepnedmann at May 15, 2021 12:16 PM (pxEzF)
Businesses blindly hand over shit-tons of cash to MSFT for garbage products, despite their routine abusive behavior like you describe. "We're a MSFT shop" they'll say, when making everyone in the company go from Slack to the inferior trash "Teams".
When it comes to 3rd parties and standards they don't control, "Extend, embrace, extinguish" is Microsoft's internal motto.
Posted by: demonsheep at May 15, 2021 12:49 PM (ApEAj)
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