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Nasty Toadlike Griftess Liz Cheney Says She Might Run for President Donation Money in 2024

True Conservative in the house, yo!

When pressed by host Savannah Guthrie on whether she would run for president, Cheney said, "I'm gonna do everything that I can. Both to make sure that that never happens, but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy."


"Right now, I am very focused on making sure that our party becomes again a party that stands for truth and stands for fundamental principles that are conservative and mostly stands for the Constitution," Cheney added when further pressed. "And I won't let a former president or anybody else unravel the democracy. Whatever it takes."

Gee I wonder if she's burning up the phone lines chatting with Bill Kristol and the Lincoln Project and their Democrat donors.

I don't wonder that. I know she is.

Bonchie on The Endless Fake Conservative Grift Machine:

Cheney is in trouble, and she knows it. Thus, she's left grifting off anti-Republican partisans who are rushing to her aide when they would have called her a war criminal two years ago. Cheney isn't dumb. She knows she's got no shot as a presidential candidate, much less in a Republican primary. Heck, she's probably not even going to win re-election in Wyoming unless she shuts up and takes the spotlight off herself, something she seems loathe to do.

What Cheney does know is that by becoming a martyr, there's money and air time to be gained. Why else run to NBC News, a network that quite literally exists at this point to destroy the Republican Party? Why use The Washington Post to leak damaging information about her own caucus? Cheney knows what she's doing, and she's trying to set herself up for prominence once the electorate gets its say about her actions.

In other words, Cheney has shifted on a dime from a conservative, party leader to mimicking Adam Kinzinger, and I think that's clearly a function of her circumstance. Martyrdom brings back-slaps from the Washington cock-tail crowd and even perhaps a way for her to keep her Congressional seat if she can position herself as Lisa Murkowski did after she lost her primary.


What a surprise, this deranged alcoholic meltbrain is already shilling for a Liz Cheney 2024 spoiler candidacy, claiming, falsely, that it will pull more votes from the Democrat than from Trump, so what's the harm?

Oh, and goofing on Christians, too. What a True Conservative.

So the True Conservatives are going to shill for the Democrats for another election cycle?

You know, if you ever fought Democrats the way you fight conservatives, there never would have been a need for Trump.

Posted by: Ace at 03:06 PM




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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2021 02:06 PM (H5knJ)

2 She will fade into nothingness soon...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 02:06 PM (Q9lwr)

3 2 She will fade into nothingness soon...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 02:06 PM (Q9lwr)

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With about $30 million in donor money from her presidential bid that ends before Iowa, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

4 Maybe she can gather as much support as Jeb!

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2021 02:07 PM (DzhEB)

5 I'd say she's Evan McMullin with a vagina, but Evan McMullin is Evan McMullin with a vagina.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2021 02:08 PM (H5knJ)

6 Hey Liz, I'm always hiring. Call me.

Posted by: Zombie Larry Flynt at May 13, 2021 02:08 PM (DpkTQ)

7 bitch, please

Posted by: nckate at May 13, 2021 02:08 PM (5NDrl)

8 Fuck Liz

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 02:08 PM (yrol0)

9 tired of hearing about Pyrsyns of Garbahj, but I guess that's all that's in the headlines lately

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 02:08 PM (DJFLF)

10 She's gonna throw her fat into the ring?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 02:08 PM (VVEnO)

11 With about $30 million in donor money from her presidential bid that ends before Iowa, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

And sweet BoD seats at some warmongering beltway companies

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 02:09 PM (yrol0)

12 The kind of bold leadership our party needs!

Posted by: Jeb! at May 13, 2021 02:09 PM (F26eZ)

13 Can she just go away? Too much Liz.

Ace -- will today's Quick Hits and Quarantine Cafe be Liz-free zones??

Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 02:09 PM (mZUr4)

14 To steal from Brit Hume on twitter, the issue Republicans have with Cheney is that she's inside the tent pissing in.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 13, 2021 02:09 PM (GbPPJ)

15 Am I the only one noticing that NT standard bearers are quickly getting sidelined these days?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

16 Is it "griftess" or "griftRESS"?

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 02:09 PM (DJFLF)

17 Lizzie's platform;
1) War with a country to be named later.

2) Guarantee of 5K dead GIs or you get your money back
3) Tax cuts for Liz's highest donors
4) China gets to do Americans in the squeakhole BUT they have to use lube - because she's a moderate.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2021 02:09 PM (DpkTQ)

18 Is it "griftess" or "griftRESS"?
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 02:09 PM (DJFLF)


Griftix

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 02:09 PM (jOcSX)

19 11 With about $30 million in donor money from her presidential bid that ends before Iowa, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

And sweet BoD seats at some warmongering beltway companies
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 02:09 PM (yrol0)

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That donated heavily to Joe Biden's election bid, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

20 Liz Cheney and Mike Pence in the ultimate cage match for last place.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (SchxB)

21 When pressed by host Savannah Guthrie ...

... Liz Cheney produced about thirteen quarts of Uniparty oil. The husk was unceremoniously discarded.

Posted by: maybe I read that wrong at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (tVWUG)

22 I would go with "GriftRESS" , but that's just me.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (DJFLF)

23 The spice graft must flow!

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (N3El/)

24 She will finish third in Iowa and and the media will declare her a phenomenon.

Posted by: TC at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (PQKGQ)

25 "I'm gonna do everything that I can. Both to make sure that that never happens, but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy."

Tell us EXACTLY what is this 'substance and policy' you're referring to, Liz?

They only thing y'all do is defer to the dems on every issue, every time....without fail.

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (cF8AT)

26 With about $30 million in donor money from her presidential bid that ends before Iowa, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

I'd prefer donors who want this crap to donate to Liz and Jeb, rather than rally behind a Romney and expect the base to hold their nose take it up the ass "Cause otherwise the Dem will win!"

Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (F9322)

27 "...but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy."

To quote Chris Plante, these words don't mean what they think they mean.

Posted by: golfman at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (/5BXs)

28 So GMA just did a big interview session with M'chel Obama.

And now they're cancelling appointments in order to squeeze in an interview with Lez Cheney.

How many interviews did they do with Melania?

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (F26eZ)

29 Cheney/Ryan 2024 !!

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (V13WU)

30 Liz Cheney and Mike Pence in the ultimate cage match for last place.
I WILL BREAK HER. UM HIM!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (DpkTQ)

31 So the True Conservatives are going to shill for the Democrats for another election cycle?

==========

Much like how you can never be woke enough for the left, we can never be free of Trump enough for, well, the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

32 Nobody likes a bottle blonde fatass, Lizzie C. Just GTFOOH

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (DJFLF)

33 When pressed by host Savannah Guthrie on whether she would run for president, Cheney said, "I'm gonna do everything that I can. Both to make sure that that never happens, but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy."

--

Why start now??

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (O+I8R)

34 > I am very focused on making sure that our party becomes again a party that stands for truth and stands for fundamental principles that are conservative and mostly stands for the Constitution

Wow! What a communicator. She's for truth, fundamental conservative principles, and MOST of the Constitution.

No amendment is absolute, Lizz?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (YYlyE)

35 That last line is a truth bomb. They just can't come to grips with the reality. They keep punching to the right, and wonder why the right considers them to be only a marginal improvement on an avowed Maoist.

At least the Maoist is honest about his intent to send us to the gulags.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (iJ1ra)

36 With about $30 million in donor money from her presidential bid that ends before Iowa, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

Not a chance. There simply isn't enough stupid money available. Say what you will about Trump's long-term planning...his presidency has forced people to coalesce around what they believe in, and the rubes just aren't going to send money to a traitor. Look at Amash for a guide to her political trajectory.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (Q9lwr)

37 Call me Liz, there are some fantastic restaurants we can go see together while on the trail!

Posted by: John Kasich, Diner Extraordinaire! at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (FPuSC)

38 Subject of a national campaign to remove her from marginal power in Congress runs for President!

News at 11.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (cI7Oj)

39 Please fap!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (VVEnO)

40 "Substance and policy"

Meaning that they'll insist we have to negotiate a "truce" in the culture wars (read: surrender), open the borders to third-world labor, and continue to cut taxes for globocorps who hate us.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (jOcSX)

41 25 "I'm gonna do everything that I can. Both to make sure that that never happens, but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy."

Tell us EXACTLY what is this 'substance and policy' you're referring to, Liz?

They only thing y'all do is defer to the dems on every issue, every time....without fail.
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (cF8AT)

Open boarders and endless wars now, Open boarders and endless wars tomorrow, Open boarders and endless wars forever!

Posted by: GoPe 2024 campaign message at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (F9322)

42 The more Liz talks, especially to people like Savannah Dumbfrock, the more I know we made the right decision. Maybe next Liz can go have donuts with George Conway, and lick the crumbs out of his sweaty fat rolls.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (VpIIl)

43 I GOT THIS !!!


(Liz)Cheney/(Jeb)Bush 2024 !1!

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (V13WU)

44 ROTFL

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (V13WU)

45 but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy

Liz, please list three "substance" items and three "policy" items that the Republican Party should get back to. I will wait on the line for your answer.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (awtm/)

46 26 With about $30 million in donor money from her presidential bid that ends before Iowa, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

I'd prefer donors who want this crap to donate to Liz and Jeb, rather than rally behind a Romney and expect the base to hold their nose take it up the ass "Cause otherwise the Dem will win!"
Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (F9322)

===========

I really think the GOPe's efforts at claiming the nomination are done. They barely got it in 2012, only salvaging it by having Mitt Romney become an immigration hawk. They got embarrassed in 2016.

All evidence I see shows that they still have no fucking clue what's going on in their supposed party. The Kristi Noem stuff is key to that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

47 2 She will fade into nothingness soon...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 02:06 PM (Q9lwr)


"Fucking loser, that one."

- - Dorian Gray

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (s2VJv)

48 Ooh lookie at Analpundit breaking out the Chict tract disses. Edgy-man there.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (Enc9Y)

49 Jack Chick did nothing wrong

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (uxJPn)

50 Out of Kaisch, Lizzie, and Jeb...which one is Moe?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (DpkTQ)

51 Maybe next Liz can go have donuts with George Conway, and lick the crumbs out of his sweaty fat rolls.
Posted by: Marcus T
___

*pushes food away*

Thanks.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (hEdp8)

52 In other words, Cheney has shifted on a dime from a conservative, party leader to mimicking Adam Kinzinger,
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Its not hard. Because there's no difference between them. They are actors reading a script. She just changed roles.

Posted by: Uniparty Again with the in your face evidence at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (BcSxd)

53 36 With about $30 million in donor money from her presidential bid that ends before Iowa, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

Not a chance. There simply isn't enough stupid money available. Say what you will about Trump's long-term planning...his presidency has forced people to coalesce around what they believe in, and the rubes just aren't going to send money to a traitor. Look at Amash for a guide to her political trajectory.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (Q9lwr)

=========

It won't be small dollar donations that gets her $30 million.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

54 Yeah! I can totally see people supporting the Lizard for prezzy.
GFY Lizzy. But hey! Maybe if you get Romney as a running mate...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (sFPHo)

55 I asked a guy at work today about Liz Cheney. He said, "who?".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

56 I dont understand the cartoon.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (otLn5)

57 Lizzie sold her vote on Sham-peachment.

She'll get paid for it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (DpkTQ)

58 I'm not going to be able to formulate on opinion on this until I hear from Megan McCain. When they get together and hit the feed trough to strategize, LOOK OUT!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (2goRJ)

59 Ummmm...did she just say "MOSTLY stands for the Constitution?" No, Liz, try standing COMPLETELY for the Constitution, since that's, y'know, the oath you swore.

Scrunt.

Posted by: Moose4 at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (+VWnP)

60 Maybe next Liz can go have donuts with George Conway, and lick the crumbs out of his sweaty fat rolls.
Posted by: Marcus T


I saw Sweaty Fat Rolls open for Blood, Sweat and Tears at the Cobo Arena in '69.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (s2VJv)

61 I don't really GAF what this ludicrous fraud does, or doesn't do. She's irrelevant.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (k4dH2)

62 Allahpendejo can eat another bag of dicks.

As to Cheney -- "Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than a mosquito with a broken proboscis."

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (F0YaR)

63 WTF, AllahPundit?

That's not even intelligent trolling.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (A1UwY)

64 Yeah! I can totally see people supporting the Lizard for prezzy.
GFY Lizzy. But hey! Maybe if you get Romney as a running mate...



OK, but who's on the Republican ticket?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (SchxB)

65 Rick Perry will run again. These fools just can't help themselves.

Posted by: TC at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (PQKGQ)

66 Let's just settle down until Jake Tapper tells us what the truth is.

Posted by: jwest at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (/BlEx)

67 All evidence I see shows that they still have no fucking clue what's going on in their supposed party. The Kristi Noem stuff is key to that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (LvTSG)


Even normally conservative politicians get surrounded by the MBA/Consultant class and the Frank Luntz grifters. These folks live in blue cities, and their social circles are filled with left-wing airheads, whose views they take as the views of the mainstream.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (jOcSX)

68 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (Q9lwr)

I forgot about that asshole.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (LJN8A)

69 25 "I'm gonna do everything that I can. Both to make sure that that never happens, but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy."

Tell us EXACTLY what is this 'substance and policy' you're referring to, Liz?

They only thing y'all do is defer to the dems on every issue, every time....without fail.
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 02:10 PM (cF8AT)

You can apply this question to any NeverTrumper out there. You can even apply that to most of the GOP in DC right now. They won't be able to articulate anything different than what GEOTUS Trump either spoke about or executed while he was President.

The next question after that would be if that was the case, why did they all shiv Trump?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (hKTv8)

70 not sure why she's talking about running: Kamalatoe is a shoo-in for the Demonrat nomination in '24.

oh wait... she'd talking about running for the GOP nomination? she'd have to change parties first.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (2XXh9)

71 Mrs. Wrecks was watching one of the mainstream morning news shows and they said the Republicans removed Liz because she called Trump out on his lies about the election.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (VVEnO)

72 Vote for me or my dad will shoot you!

Posted by: L. Cheney at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (cI7Oj)

73
"No Blood For Fail!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (s2VJv)

74 Presidential elections? Yeah, I remember those things.

Posted by: JROD at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (0jZnq)

75 Liz Cheney / Meg McCain 2024!

Warhawk / Hamhock.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (F26eZ)

76 56 I dont understand the cartoon.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (otLn5)

=========

"We should support Liz Cheney's bid because it'll hurt Democrats."
-A lie because she'll be a complete non-entity

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

77 Juan McVain wanted to bomb Iran, Elder Cheney did bomb Iraq...and lil' Lizzie will run on a platform of bombing Lebanon - but the one in Indiana.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (DpkTQ)

78 Presidential elections? Yeah, I remember those things.
Posted by: JROD
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lol

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (hEdp8)

79 No, I am not willing to accept Liz Cheney as my lord and savior, nor will I be saying any Our Fathers to Dick Cheney...get off my back Mr. Allahpundit.

Posted by: Mishdog at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (cqAUI)

80 I dont understand the cartoon.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (otLn5)

Same here. Some sort of tortured logic from the internet webzine types, who trade on sick burns for a living.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (AIH1c)

81 43 I GOT THIS !!!

(Liz)Cheney/(Jeb)Bush 2024 !1!
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (V13WU)


Nah. Liz Cheney/Kristi Noem 2024. Why not the worst?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

82

If you look up 'Bag of Used Douche Fluid' you get a pic of Lizard.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 13, 2021 02:16 PM (o6NKx)

83 Well, heck, I guess Liz Cheney can serve a useful purpose, after all.

Run, Liz, run! Make sure the Dem loses!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 13, 2021 02:16 PM (2SdPm)

84 I dont understand the cartoon.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (otLn5)


Cartoons are like gossamer, and one doesn't dissect gossamer .

Posted by: The New Yorker at May 13, 2021 02:16 PM (tVWUG)

85 Maybe Knee Pads Harris will name Traitor War Vag Cheney as her VP when Bidens drooling becomes too gross to endure.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 02:16 PM (otLn5)

86 America Last.

Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:16 PM (DpkTQ)

87 "Substance and policy" = Democratic substance and policy, with occasional tax cuts for top brackets and cheap labor for the Chamber of Commerce.

Posted by: Moose4 at May 13, 2021 02:17 PM (+VWnP)

88 56 I dont understand the cartoon.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (otLn5)

Jesus spoke the truth and people (looks at image, religious Jews) ignored Him.

Liz speaks the truth and is ignored.

Thus Liz is like Jesus. And bonus for getting an anti-Semitic shot in at the same time.

Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2021 02:17 PM (F9322)

89 86 America Last.
Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:16 PM (DpkTQ)


As in Jonathan V.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2021 02:17 PM (s2VJv)

90 As everyone already knows, Cheney would garner all of the steam and excitement of a Jeb! Bush run. She'll barely get 2% of the primary vote. The GOP big wigs simply will not accept that nobody wants their milquetoast, lukewarm politics or politicians anymore. We are not running at Lucy's football ever again.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 02:17 PM (O+I8R)

91 "We should support Liz Cheney's bid because it'll hurt Democrats."
-A lie because she'll be a complete non-entity
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (LvTSG)


And also the "You hate me because you know I'm right!" line. When in fact, increasingly few people even remember who he is.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2021 02:17 PM (A1UwY)

92 Analpundit did one praiseworthy thing in his life - the mock Paul Anka record sleeves in the sidebar.

But when your life is reduced to hanging out on twitter, sending out "pwns!" and "sick BURNZ!" and "REKD," then you're not an adult who has any grasp of political and social reality - you are an overgrown baby shitting in your hands and tossing it at the wall, all the time grinning like a retarded monkey on smack.

That silly bastard isn't fit to suck on Heywood Broun's decayed, suppurative, pustulent cock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 02:17 PM (2JVJo)

93 No, I am not willing to accept Liz Cheney as my lord and savior, nor will I be saying any Our Fathers to Dick Cheney...get off my back Mr. Allahpundit.
Posted by: Mishdog at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (cqAUI)

Is Dick still alive? Does he talk? About this or anything else? Seems to me I've heard nothing from him, even W has more to say about Trump and the current state of affairs.

Or is Dick "alive" the same way Prince Phillip was "alive" the week or so before they announced his death?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2021 02:17 PM (AIH1c)

94
Fuck Liz
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 02:08 PM (yrol0)


Errr, not even with Sefton's dick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2021 02:17 PM (n+4am)

95 Isn't it time we brought the bombings home?

Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:17 PM (DpkTQ)

96
It's time to move the country forward !

-Cheney/Bush 2024

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 02:17 PM (V13WU)

97 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2021 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

I can see that maybe sorta being formidable. Noem still can salvage her fuck up with the tranny bill.

At this point I do think the GOP base is smart enough to tell them both to Lolgf.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 13, 2021 02:18 PM (LJN8A)

98 > Ummmm...did she just say "MOSTLY stands for the Constitution?" No, Liz, try standing COMPLETELY for the Constitution, since that's, y'know, the oath you swore.

Tapioca brain Joe has said on at least TWO occasions that "No amendment is absolute."

In a just world, he'd be hounded for that for the rest of his days. Which part of the speedy and public trial amendment is OK to abrogate? Jury trial? Cruel and unusual punishment? Judicial power?

I'm especially keen to know what part of the 13th Amendment isn't absolute? Is slavery back in, Joe?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2021 02:18 PM (YYlyE)

99 Third World leader for a Third World country.

A nation of fat, sweaty, dysgenic junkies scared of their own shadows deserves Ms. Cheney.

Why do you crap on the sidewalks? Also, the syringes scattered liberally about your urban wastelands!
I mean....can't you do better?

Posted by: Mexican Supremacist at May 13, 2021 02:18 PM (4V237)

100 I don't think Allahpundit is making a point that most of us should hate, here. It clearly casts the Dem-NeverTrumper faction as the people who don't want to hear it.

It's just like a dick, Allahpundit has to cast his points as if they were absolutely true like a pronouncement from Jesus would be.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:18 PM (cI7Oj)

101 In a world of extremes where each side won't give an inch, let alone 8, Cheney promised to only let Winne the Xi f*ck you in the ass every other day.

Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (DpkTQ)

102 I saw Sweaty Fat Rolls open for Blood, Sweat and Tears at the Cobo Arena in '69.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2021 02:14 PM (s2VJv)

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Who can forget Sweaty Fat Rolls breakout hit "Baby you spike my triglycerides?"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (kTF2Z)

103 90 As everyone already knows, Cheney would garner all of the steam and excitement of a Jeb! Bush run. She'll barely get 2% of the primary vote. The GOP big wigs simply will not accept that nobody wants their milquetoast, lukewarm politics or politicians anymore. We are not running at Lucy's football ever again.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 02:17 PM (O+I8R)

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If they're smart, they're co-opting De Santis behind the scenes now in a way that lets him govern conservatively as governor. However, should he end up president, he would be beholden to them and would become milquetoast only then.

But the GOPe is jumpy, and has gotten more paranoid about some pet issues, like immigration. They're going to shove open borders down our throats, and they can't back anyone that they're not sure of that support.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

104 Please everyone, clap for Liz

Posted by: The Republicans Who voted her out & Jeb! at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (FPuSC)

105 Is Dick still alive? Does he talk? About this or anything else? Seems to me I've heard nothing from him, even W has more to say about Trump and the current state of affairs.

Or is Dick "alive" the same way Prince Phillip was "alive" the week or so before they announced his death?
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Hey you. Keep it up and I'll come over there and shoot you in the face!

Posted by: Dick Cheney's head floating in a jar at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (WFC+Z)

106 American workers cost too damn much

Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (DpkTQ)

107 Analpundit did one praiseworthy thing in his life - the mock Paul Anka record sleeves in the sidebar.

But when your life is reduced to hanging out on twitter, sending out "pwns!" and "sick BURNZ!" and "REKD," then you're not an adult who has any grasp of political and social reality - you are an overgrown baby shitting in your hands and tossing it at the wall, all the time grinning like a retarded monkey on smack.

That silly bastard isn't fit to suck on Heywood Broun's decayed, suppurative, pustulent cock.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 02:17 PM (2JVJo)

Only thing I was aware of him doing, that was funny/interesting, were the captions he put on Democrat candidates for the '04 nomination.

Other than that, I've paid almost no attention to him.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (AIH1c)

108 Biden had Pentagon personnel EVAC from Israel. Coward. They are supposed to be warfighters and support people.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (sOXXq)

109
the Washington cock-tail crowd

_________

Am I reading that correctly?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (mht8P)

110 102
Who can forget Sweaty Fat Rolls breakout hit "Baby you spike my triglycerides?"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (kTF2Z)

I got that on a 12-inch from Fatback Band!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (s2VJv)

111 Conservative Compassionism !

Cheney/Bush 2024

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (V13WU)

112 98 In a just world, he'd be hounded for that for the rest of his days. Which part of the speedy and public trial amendment is OK to abrogate? Jury trial? Cruel and unusual punishment? Judicial power?

I'm especially keen to know what part of the 13th Amendment isn't absolute? Is slavery back in, Joe?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2021 02:18 PM (YYlyE)

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He's thinking about the slavery.

As well as the direct election of senators. Hunter needs a job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

113 Mentioned earlier,I don't know, yesterday maybe? Anyway, young George P. tweeted out against her, which tells you all you need to know about her fortunes and his aspirations.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2021 02:20 PM (Hf7hU)

114 Liz Cheney 24 = Ross Perot 92

I remember clearly the cognoscenti assuring us that Perot was pulling support evenly from Bush and Clinton during the campaign. Then, after Clinton won, on page 23 a small article saying 'surprise surprise, Perot drew most of his support from voters who otherwise would have voted for Bush' - not that he was any bargain either....spit.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in California at May 13, 2021 02:20 PM (DYTZO)

115 Cartoons are like gossamer, and one doesn't dissect gossamer .

Posted by: The New Yorker at May 13, 2021 02:16 PM (tVWUG)

That's a Ziggy!

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 13, 2021 02:20 PM (uhPTO)

116 ATTN: PA MORONS:

Very important election this coming Tuesday May 18. You can vote even if you are third party or independent, because four initiatives are on the ballot.

The first two concern the limitation of the executive declaration of emergencies...and the next two are weasel worded to make it seem like PA is a monstrosity that doesn't respect the rights of ethnic and racial minorities.

These questions will decide whether or not amendments to the PA constitution will be introduced.

Vote:
YES
YES
NO
NO

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 02:20 PM (DJFLF)

117 Putin deserves a kick in the ass. By your soon to be drafted son.

Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:20 PM (DpkTQ)

118 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

119 106 American workers cost too damn much
Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (DpkTQ)


Is that an offshoot of The Rent Is Too Damn High?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2021 02:20 PM (s2VJv)

120 "These results suggest that smoking and cardiovascular disease impact verbal learning and memory throughout adulthood, starting as early as age 18," said Matt Huentelman, Ph.D., TGen Professor of Neurogenomics, a MindCrowd founder, and the study's senior author. "Smoking is associated with decreased learning and memory function in women, while cardiovascular is associated with decreased learning and memory function in men."

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2021 02:20 PM (RHGPo)

121 Don't make me get my gun!

Cheney 2024

Posted by: Dick Cheney at May 13, 2021 02:21 PM (cI7Oj)

122 I'm not rich enough. Yet

Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:21 PM (DpkTQ)

123 It won't be small dollar donations that gets her $30 million.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (LvTSG)


The traditional flow of money has been from small donors to the large political groups who dole it out to their best buds. Sure, there is the occasional billionaire who funds a candidate, but the spigot from middle America has been turned off, and there is less money to go around.


Do you really think that some foundation or PAC is going to fund a vanity run for Cheney?


I don't

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 02:21 PM (Q9lwr)

124 As everyone already knows, Cheney would garner all of the steam and excitement of a Jeb! Bush run. She'll barely get 2% of the primary vote. The GOP big wigs simply will not accept that nobody wants their milquetoast, lukewarm politics or politicians anymore. We are not running at Lucy's football ever again.
Posted by: Lady in Black
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We actually don't care anymore. The time for puppet theatre is over. We're just going to take over, and you can show us your papers, or get in the back of the van. Works either way for us.

Posted by: The deep state at May 13, 2021 02:21 PM (WFC+Z)

125 "And I won't let a former president or anybody else unravel the democracy. Whatever it takes."

Would you retards stop calling me a 'Democracy?' Thanks

Posted by: What's Left Of The Constitutional Republic at May 13, 2021 02:21 PM (FPuSC)

126 Spherical Guatemalans deserve your money just as much as my clients do.

Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:21 PM (DpkTQ)

127 I'm not surprised that Katshit "transitioned", but when did he start calling himself "Liz Cheney"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:21 PM (JZT2F)

128 Liz Cheney is still spouting the old and oft repeated bullshit notion that Bill Clinton only got elected because Ross Perot split the vote. No - Bill Clinton got elected because the elder Bush and Bob Dole both sucked.

Seriously - the "if only Ross Perot didn't screw us" mentality explains the GOP down to a tee - still. They do not understand Trump - because they still will not understand Perot.

Posted by: Like A Rock at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (9ls8w)

129 123 The traditional flow of money has been from small donors to the large political groups who dole it out to their best buds. Sure, there is the occasional billionaire who funds a candidate, but the spigot from middle America has been turned off, and there is less money to go around.
Do you really think that some foundation or PAC is going to fund a vanity run for Cheney?
I don't
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 02:21 PM (Q9lwr)

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I do because they are stupid and they hate us. Also, they gave $150 million to Jeb Bush in 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

130 He's thinking about the slavery.

As well as the direct election of senators. Hunter needs a job.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

Well, free healthcare and education are going to have to come from somewhere. Chaining those workers in would be the easiest way.

Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (F9322)

131 Dick is indeed alive. Not sure what he thinks of his elder daughters politics, but he did seem somewhat Trump curious the times.

Posted by: TC at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (PQKGQ)

132 Bonhomme - if you read the 13th Amendment, Congress most assuredly did not outlaw slavery.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (O/Ao+)

133 I WANT IT NOW

Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (DpkTQ)

134 I saw Spherical Guatemalans open for Santana at a club in East LA back in '66.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (JZT2F)

135 Why not? It's not like you need votes anymore.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (ZQQzq)

136 My pepper plants went on their second field trip. They appear to have survived unscathed and none are missing. That's all anyone can hope for, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (YYlyE)

137 Jeb! *hic*

Posted by: Fake Conservative Suburban Wine Moms at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (W4eKo)

138 So is Allahpundit trying to get two religions to declare a death sentence against him?

I mean, the Pharisees did hate Jesus, true enough...

Posted by: trev006 at May 13, 2021 02:23 PM (X0BoQ)

139 All evidence I see shows that they still have no fucking clue what's going on in their supposed party. The Kristi Noem stuff is key to that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

After the 2022 election, a lot of them will be gone, I think. Their usefulness to the left will be over, it's almost over now, and they're ability to still grift as some 'authentic voice' of GOP will be a running public gag at that point.

The Liz Cheney/NT's of the world will continue to get some interviews in less and less popular media venues. Their days in the hot media spot light are waning. The fact that Jake Tapper and George StaphInfection couldn't shame GOP leadership in keeping her, and these people are defined by their spinelessness, then that pretty much tells you where Liz and the NTs will be in a couple of years...at the bottom of some drunken hobo fuck pile.

Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2021 02:23 PM (w2LAm)

140 Liz Cheney 2024: Because we're not bombing the fuck out of enough people!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2021 02:23 PM (kTF2Z)

141 Go, Liz!

Posted by: Dominion For Cheney at May 13, 2021 02:23 PM (cI7Oj)

142 I got that on a 12-inch from Fatback Band!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2021 02:19 PM (s2VJv)



12 inch?!?!?! Oh my!

Posted by: Shep! at May 13, 2021 02:23 PM (mZUr4)

143 I will defeat Kamala in the jello pool. My word as a Cheney

Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:23 PM (DpkTQ)

144 but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy."

--

Why start now??
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 02:11 PM (O+I8R)

Until Trump, the Republicans hadn't had a single enduring, unqualified policy victory since Reagan.

These mendacious air wasters want us to believe that greasing the wheels for corporate overlords that then turn around and spew Woke propaganda is the true soul of conservatism.

Maybe we should let them have the conservative brand, rather than keep trying to salvage it and wash their stink off of it. They've brought nothing but shame and dishonor to it. We cannot afford the defensive mentality that the label fosters, anyway.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 13, 2021 02:23 PM (iJ1ra)

145 Why do we pretend or think the Republican Party "doesn't have a clue"? Do you ever stop to think that they do have a clue of what they're doing? This is like the idiot question of "when will the media criticize a democrat" or calling the media hypocrites. We already know the answer and they don't care. In what imaginary world do you think these assholes are going to change or "see the light"?

Posted by: JROD at May 13, 2021 02:23 PM (0jZnq)

146 >>>I dont understand the cartoon.<
>Also, Allahpudnit has lost his mind.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2021 02:23 PM (2goRJ)

147 126 Spherical Guatemalans deserve your money just as much as my clients do.
Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:21 PM (DpkTQ)


Spherical Guatamalen was the code name of the unused third atom bomb. I got that from Cliff Klavan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2021 02:23 PM (s2VJv)

148 Dick is indeed alive.

...and well!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 13, 2021 02:24 PM (W4eKo)

149 I saw Spherical Guatemalans open for the Airplane at the Fillmore East in '68

Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2021 02:24 PM (O/Ao+)

150 I will fight America's enemies foreign and domestic to your son's last breaths. And that's a promise I'll keep.

Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:24 PM (DpkTQ)

151 When pressed by host Savannah Guthrie on whether she would run for president, Cheney said, "I'm gonna do everything that I can. Both to make sure that that never happens, but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy."

"Right now, I am very focused on making sure that our party becomes again a party that stands for truth and stands for fundamental principles that are conservative and mostly stands for the Constitution," Cheney added when further pressed. "And I won't let a former president or anybody else unravel the democracy. Whatever it takes."


It only takes them a few minutes to fling more bullshit than the last guy. It's quite amazing.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

152 139 The Liz Cheney/NT's of the world will continue to get some interviews in less and less popular media venues. Their days in the hot media spot light are waning. The fact that Jake Tapper and George StaphInfection couldn't shame GOP leadership in keeping her, and these people are defined by their spinelessness, then that pretty much tells you where Liz and the NTs will be in a couple of years...at the bottom of some drunken hobo fuck pile.
Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2021 02:23 PM (w2LAm)

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Liz Cheney is a lightning rod. You know who's worse?

Kevin McCarthy, the guy who whipped to have her keep her leadership position after her impeachment vote for the sitting Republican president.

They're not going anyway. They're being replaced and trying to hide their true colors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

153 Cheney may be angling for the KommieLay role. Won't win any primaries, but will be tacked on the GOPE ticket as VP to show "diversity".

But I don't think the GOPErs are gonna win. It's gonna be either Trump or DeSantis.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:24 PM (JZT2F)

154 I am no "True Conservative", I just happen to be conservative on a lot of things.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:25 PM (cI7Oj)

155 Pale, rusty and untrustworthy

Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:25 PM (DpkTQ)

156
You know, if you ever fought Democrats the way you fight conservatives, there never would have been a need for Trump.

Posted by: Ace at 03:06 PM



TRUTH!!!!

PREACH it brother!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

157 > Kevin McCarthy, the guy who whipped

Yeah, I'll bet that guy has been whipped a lot. Generally while wearing a ball gag, with a 16" vibrator up his ass.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:25 PM (JZT2F)

158 I will admit, it takes major stones to continuously embarrass yourself in front of the nation in this way.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 13, 2021 02:25 PM (KbCG3)

159 I honestly could care less what a nincompoop like Liz Cheney does next. She's a backbencher nobody wants to be seen with in public.

What amazes me is that the House GOP caucus continues pretending she's the issue. We all know Kevin McCarthy is the guy who let her vote to impeach, and Kevin McCarthy is the guy who put her in her leadership job. She brings no fundraising to the table and she is personally widely disliked. Why was she ever in that job?

But, worse, Kevin McCarthy let this dispute fester. He let this low-IQ blowhard wander the streets of DC for the last month whining to all that she was being mistreated, despite being Stunning and Brave. Kevin McCarthy-Luntz was always the problem here, and is always going to be the problem

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2021 02:25 PM (dDc9Z)

160 Am I the only one noticing that NT standard bearers are quickly getting sidelined these days?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:09 PM (LvTSG)


Those Georgia Senate seats sent a message to GOPe.....Get Trumpy or Get Bent.

But make no mistake, if and when you hand them the keys to the treasure chest, they will still stab you directly in the back. Nothing has changed. The GOP needs two more years of bleeding, at least, probably 6 (until McConnell and Graham and the gang are gone) to get sober.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 02:25 PM (rhpIp)

161 I do because they are stupid and they hate us. Also, they gave $150 million to Jeb Bush in 2016.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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It is astounding but true. There are billionaire's with way more money than they have sense. It is an unusually unstable time to be alive.

Posted by: Lucky Lucky Morpeople at May 13, 2021 02:26 PM (xGRAt)

162 they gave $150 million to Jeb Bush in 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

Uh...a very different political landscape. And a very different candidate. JEB could draw on the Bush family connections and being the brother of a two-term president.

Cheney can draw on having a dike for a sister and a polarizing father. To counter that there is her spectacularly traitorous behavior toward a very popular president.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 02:26 PM (Q9lwr)

163 In the first 100 days of my Presidency I will focus on the most important issues facing the American people. That is why I promise to impeach Trump. At least twice.


Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:26 PM (DpkTQ)

164 157 > Kevin McCarthy, the guy who whipped

Yeah, I'll bet that guy has been whipped a lot. Generally while wearing a ball gag, with a 16" vibrator up his ass.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:25 PM (JZT2F)

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*says nothing, but nods knowingly*
-Frank Luntz

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

165 155 Pale, rusty and untrustworthy
Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:25 PM (DpkTQ)


I saw Pale, Rusty and Untrustworthy open for Earth Wind and Fire at the Spectrum in '78.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2021 02:26 PM (s2VJv)

166 I WANT IT NOW
Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (DpkTQ)



Call JG Wentworth at 877 cash now.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Ha, ha. I fooled you. I'm merely angling for a spot in a future cabinet...say, oh, Sec. of Transportation.

Posted by: Liz at May 13, 2021 02:26 PM (pbStR)

168 > Bonhomme - if you read the 13th Amendment, Congress most assuredly did not outlaw slavery.

Is this about the poor murderers and rapists in prison that can be forced to do labor? I'm sorry, but I don't have a problem with that as long as the 8th's prohibition on "cruel and unusual punishment" is still in play.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2021 02:26 PM (YYlyE)

169
She will ride the tide of Ladies Who Lunch right into the White House.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2021 02:26 PM (mht8P)

170 RE: Trump, Politico says Palm Beach is getting ready for Trump to be arrested. "Manhattan DA."

Posted by: Vyx at May 13, 2021 02:26 PM (WAylS)

171 Allahpundit = Poor mans Andrew Sullivan

Posted by: portlandon at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (+oR7L)

172 If you think Biden is ruining the country wait until you see what I have planned!


Posted by: The Liz Cheney for President 2024 Campaign at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (DpkTQ)

173 I am no "True Conservative", I just happen to be conservative on a lot of things.
Posted by: Axeman


I'm so far hard right, Judge Bork needs binoculars to see me.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (OCTRt)

174
My pepper plants went on their second field trip. They appear to have
survived unscathed and none are missing. That's all anyone can hope
for, right?
----------------
Hardening them off or took a ride to a garden center to visit family and friends?

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (+ya+t)

175 Dick is indeed alive. Not sure what he thinks of his elder daughters politics, but he did seem somewhat Trump curious the times.
Posted by: TC at May 13, 2021 02:22 PM (PQKGQ)

Thanks. Maybe his silence says something other than full support for that useless bint o'his loins.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (AIH1c)

176 It's a real head scratcher why you were thrown out of leadership and no one likes you Liz...

"I think there is real concern among a number of members of my own party about a January 6 commission," Cheney said. "I've been very public that that commission needs to be bipartisan, it needs to look only at January 6 and the events leading up to it, not at the BLM and antifa riots last summer."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (cOgsy)

177 I dont understand the cartoon.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 02:13 PM (


Neither does Allahpundit, apparently.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (m+jkK)

178
They're not going anyway. They're being replaced and trying to hide their true colors.
==
Wait. So your sayin' they're politicians???!!!

Posted by: Lucky Lucky Morpeople at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (xGRAt)

179 > 12 inch?!?!?! Oh my!
Posted by: Shep! at May 13, 2021 02:23 PM (mZUr4)

Yeah, but it's .25" at the base. It's like an icepick.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (YYlyE)

180 They're not going anyway. They're being replaced and trying to hide their true colors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)


The fact they are trying to hide it seems mildly encouraging. It was pretty depressing there for a while when they were throwing it in our faces. It has got to do with money.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (kUmUV)

181 Allahpundit = Poor mans Andrew Sullivan
Posted by: portlandon at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (+oR7L)
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We're not paying for either.

Posted by: A Poor Man at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (cI7Oj)

182 What the people of Wyoming want is a candidate who doesn't want the people of Wyoming!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (JioHo)

183 At least martyrs do you the courtesy of being dead.

Posted by: DaveA at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (FhXTo)

184 I don't care for that cartoon. Using Jesus to push Liz Cheney seems to cross a line.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (45fpk)

185 162 Uh...a very different political landscape. And a very different candidate. JEB could draw on the Bush family connections and being the brother of a two-term president.

Cheney can draw on having a dike for a sister and a polarizing father. To counter that there is her spectacularly traitorous behavior toward a very popular president.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 02:26 PM (Q9lwr)

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Ah, but I continue to assert that the same people who thought that Jeb Bush was the pulse of the Republican electorate are alive, still stupid, and still rich. They'll throw millions and millions of dollars in every direction to try and defeat Trumpism in the Republican primary. Cheney will get a lot of free air time through places like CNN and MSNBC, the channels of the True Conservative donor class.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

186 Little ones napping are God's gift to exhausted parents.

That is all.

Posted by: pookysgirl, surviving the town festival (barely) at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (XKZwp)

187 Reading Allahpussy is akin to perusing letters from a serial killer incarcerated at a prison for the criminally insane. Only less cogent.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (sOXXq)

188 Allahpundit = Poor mans Andrew Sullivan
Posted by: portlandon at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (+oR7L)



You misspelled 'anal fissure.'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

189 178
They're not going anyway. They're being replaced and trying to hide their true colors.
==
Wait. So your sayin' they're politicians???!!!
Posted by: Lucky Lucky Morpeople at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (xGRAt)

========

Who'da thunk?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

190
Politico says Palm Beach is getting ready for Trump to be arrested. "Manhattan DA."
Posted by: Vyx at May 13, 2021 02:26 PM (WAylS)

__________

New York City is going to arrest someone living in Florida?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (mht8P)

191 Why do we pretend or think the Republican Party "doesn't have a clue"?

Certain folks pretend because they're wedded to the idea that the GOP is still the "good guys". They'll also bore you to fucking death with paragraphs about "this is what divided government looks like" as well as "you just do not understand how complicated things are".

CivNats - not a term I coined - but it fits. Peeps that just cling to the notion that politics is a simple game of GOP vs DNC.

Posted by: Like A Rock at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (9ls8w)

192 I don't care for that cartoon. Using Jesus to push Liz Cheney seems to cross a line.
Posted by: grammie winger
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They do not care.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (hEdp8)

193 I'm so far hard right, Judge Bork needs binoculars to see me.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 02:27 PM (OCTRt)

I think Coolidge was a bit of a squish.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (Q9lwr)

194 I don't care for that cartoon. Using Jesus to push Liz Cheney seems to cross a line.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (45fpk)

It's in line with the Left. The Almighty State is their god. Politics is their religion.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (iJ1ra)

195 180 They're not going anyway. They're being replaced and trying to hide their true colors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

The fact they are trying to hide it seems mildly encouraging. It was pretty depressing there for a while when they were throwing it in our faces. It has got to do with money.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (kUmUV)

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John Boehner hid it for a while. Didn't change the fact that he hated us and undermined our policy goals whenever possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

196 > Hardening them off or took a ride to a garden center to visit family and friends?

Hardening them off. I bought the seeds online, so a family and friends visit would be difficult.

I'm even getting teeny tiny flower buds on three of them.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (YYlyE)

197 At least Analpundit knows where babies come from.

Posted by: I mean he does right? at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (DpkTQ)

198 They're not going anyway. They're being replaced and trying to hide their true colors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

I agree that each of these establishment GOP types aren't going to go away easily - being in DC and being relevant is what they do, they don't really want to have to go out now and get a real job like everyone else. No, they'll need to be hunted down and rooted out of every hiding place using electoral blood hounds where ever necessary. But the hunt is on and they are hearing the baying of these hounds as we speak.

Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (w2LAm)

199 ...Preserve, protect and defend (Mostly) the Constitution of the (Mostly) United States, so help me (Mostly) G-D "

There must be a new oath these odious, rancid skank MFers take out there in Washington City.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (O/Ao+)

200 Cheney said. "I've been very public that that commission needs to be
bipartisan, it needs to look only at January 6 and the events leading up
to it, not at the BLM and antifa riots last summer."

Thanks for your opinion, Liz. BTW, you're welcome to come stay at my house this November. Bring your asbestos underwear.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:30 PM (45fpk)

201 It's really kind of like the success of Reagan drove a lot of Chamber of Commerce Republicans underground.

You had a lot of Class of 92 Republicans swear they were "Reagan Republicans" and with the "Reagan Revolution".

If Trump really succeeds it will drive the NTs underground.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:30 PM (cI7Oj)

202 Turn Wyoming Manhattan!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at May 13, 2021 02:30 PM (VVEnO)

203 I wonder if they've issued her anew set of kneepads.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 13, 2021 02:30 PM (qZdIZ)

204 These mendacious air wasters want us to believe that greasing the wheels for corporate overlords that then turn around and spew Woke propaganda is the true soul of conservatism.

Came across the Mussolini quote and was taken aback. I,ve been saying for about ten years that the problem isn,t Capitalism, it's Corporatism:

*Fascism should more properly be called corporatism since it is the merger of state and corporate power.*

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 02:30 PM (DJFLF)

205 I don't care for that cartoon. Using Jesus to push Liz Cheney seems to cross a line.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (45fpk)


It's allahpundit. He's a crack head with an internet connection. He makes no sense and isn't afraid to show it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

206 "I don't care for that cartoon. Using Jesus to push Liz Cheney seems to cross a line.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:28 PM (45fpk)"

It's pure blasphemy, mam. But they don't care what Jesus thinks. They play for the other team.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 02:30 PM (sOXXq)

207 I called the Biden junta arresting Trump this summer through the SDNY.

I also said they've keep the COVID scam running a couple of more months.

So...let's see if I was over optimistic on both.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2021 02:30 PM (DpkTQ)

208 120 "These results suggest that smoking and cardiovascular disease impact verbal learning and memory throughout adulthood, starting as early as age 18," said Matt Huentelman, Ph.D., TGen Professor of Neurogenomics, a MindCrowd founder, and the study's senior author. "Smoking is associated with decreased learning and memory function in women, while cardiovascular is associated with decreased learning and memory function in men."
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2021 02:20 PM (RHGPo)


Why biomedical "research" is a joke, vol. 19.

Did it ever occur to young Huentelman that perhaps this is a case of selection bias, that cigarette smoking tends to correlate inversely with IQ, and that cardiovascular problems tend to cause cognitive problems too? (For the latter, see e.g., President Turnip after his brain aneurysm surgeries.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2021 02:31 PM (YqDXo)

209 Allahpundit = Poor mans Andrew Sullivan

Is that like a Poor Poet's Bill Krystol? (sp? The cruise ship guy)

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 02:31 PM (fFtVH)

210 Cheney said. "I've been very public that that commission needs to be
bipartisan, it needs to look only at January 6 and the events leading up
to it, not at the BLM and antifa riots last summer."

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:30 PM (45fpk)
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Where's my barbed watermelon!

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:31 PM (cI7Oj)

211 "If Trump really succeeds..."

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At what?

Kingmaker?

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:31 PM (hEdp8)

212 > I'm so far hard right, Judge Bork needs binoculars to see me.


A while back someone accused me of being an NRA member.

Not true, says I. The NRA is far, far too conciliatory.

He didn't know what to make of that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:31 PM (JZT2F)

213 211 "If Trump really succeeds..."

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At what?

Kingmaker?
Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:31 PM (hEdp

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Continuing to breathe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

214 Is "mostly standing for the Constitution" like "mostly peaceful?"

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 13, 2021 02:31 PM (Vw/VK)

215 I would really like to read the first item in the sidebar, but...paywall.


*sigh*

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 02:32 PM (DJFLF)

216 Hardening them off. I bought the seeds online, so a family and friends visit would be difficult.



I'm even getting teeny tiny flower buds on three of them.
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Nice, I'll bet you'll have more peppers than you'll know what to do with.

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 02:32 PM (+ya+t)

217 I'm pretty sure Cheney stole some of Lisa Murkookski's coke.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 02:32 PM (sOXXq)

218 At least Analpundit knows where babies come from.
Posted by: I mean he does right? at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (DpkTQ)

Yes, he knows. They come from other men's loins.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2021 02:32 PM (AIH1c)

219 Ah, Drunken Hobo Fuck Pile - I remember when they opened for Little Joe Cook and the Thrillers at the Cantab in '62.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 02:32 PM (2JVJo)

220 > they don't care what Jesus thinks. They play for the other team.

The devil will happily quote scripture to reinforce his wicked point.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2021 02:32 PM (YYlyE)

221 64

That's the question now, isn't it?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 02:32 PM (sFPHo)

222 Floridians, was Jen Bush considered a successful Governor?

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 13, 2021 02:32 PM (2DOZq)

223 Is that like a Poor Poet's Bill Krystol? (sp? The cruise ship guy)
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 02:31 PM (fFtVH)


Have you seen my posts about next Tuesday's election?

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 02:32 PM (DJFLF)

224 ...Preserve, protect and defend (Mostly) the Constitution of the (Mostly) United States, so help me (Mostly) G-D "

Welcome to the Constitution Cafeteria!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2021 02:32 PM (YqDXo)

225 What amazes me is that the House GOP caucus continues pretending she's the issue. We all know Kevin McCarthy is the guy who let her vote to impeach, and Kevin McCarthy is the guy who put her in her leadership job. She brings no fundraising to the table and she is personally widely disliked. Why was she ever in that job?

But, worse, Kevin McCarthy let this dispute fester. He let this low-IQ blowhard wander the streets of DC for the last month whining to all that she was being mistreated, despite being Stunning and Brave. Kevin McCarthy-Luntz was always the problem here, and is always going to be the problem
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2021 02:25 PM (dDc9Z)

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

The Tucker Carlson revelation should have started the calls to get rid of McCarthy, but not even Marjorie Taylor-Greene or Matt Gaetz are going that far yet. Tells you all you need to know about the hold the GOPe still has on the Party.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 13, 2021 02:33 PM (hKTv8)

226
Meanwhile, the Chinese Tiangong space station orbits overhead, growing larger, section by section.

They're starting to throw trash down at us as they go by, snickering and giggling. This is in fact the purpose of the station, trash-throwing and laughing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 13, 2021 02:33 PM (P3dBY)

227 So who is going to be the last asshole still wearing a mask? Are this point, I could imagine the filter virtue signal lasting well into 2025 when President DeSantis instructs mask wearers to always travel in pairs and be fruitful.

Posted by: Fish at May 13, 2021 02:33 PM (4Y6lu)

228 > I'm so far hard right, Judge Bork needs binoculars to see me.

I think Ayn Rand was a socialist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:33 PM (JZT2F)

229 It is astounding but true. There are billionaire's with way more money than they have sense. It is an unusually unstable time to be alive.
Posted by: Lucky Lucky Morpeople
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It's a pathology. Soros, Gates, Bezos, Zucker, and etc.

Once upon a time, powerful industrialists actually had America in mind. [holds breath, posts direct link]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Sarnoff

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2021 02:33 PM (9Fwwf)

230 222 Floridians, was Jen Bush considered a successful Governor?
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 13, 2021 02:32 PM (2DOZq)


Oh yeah, the BEST! A real pro-life champion, that one!

Posted by: Zombie Terri Schiavo at May 13, 2021 02:33 PM (DJFLF)

231 What's her message? Seriously, why does she want to be president? What "conservative" policies is she actually pushing?

Posted by: Unkaren at May 13, 2021 02:33 PM (vGJY7)

232 My congressman Rodney Davis, R-IL did not vote yesterday on the Cheney thing. But said he supported her.
I will be supporting his primary opponent bigly.

Posted by: Orange Man Bad (Rheeeees Be Upon Him) at May 13, 2021 02:33 PM (jV+aN)

233 COMountainMarie! Good to see you among the daywalkers!

Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 02:33 PM (mZUr4)

234 John Boehner hid it for a while. Didn't change the fact that he hated us and undermined our policy goals whenever possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)


As did Paul Ryan. The point I was trying for was that if they are feeling the need to hide it again they might be sensing something in wind. Maybe even (hopefully) something none of us sees.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 13, 2021 02:34 PM (kUmUV)

235 They named it "Cinnabon" because "Sweaty Fat Rolls" was already taken?

Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 13, 2021 02:34 PM (ukNFU)

236 Willowed but reposted because it was a fun discussion:

So sure, let Raimondo live. Maybe he was in the bathroom when the event happened.

Posted by: BurtTC

Designated Survivor would have been a much better show if Kiefer Sullivan's character had been an imbecile blog troll stepping into the presidency instead of someone who actually had a [lefty] brain.

Actually, now that I think of it, that's what Biden is: Raimondo.

Kamala Harris played by Maggie Q?

Posted by: Sharkman

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 02:34 PM (6oWRR)

237 A local library used to have free dead tree Epoch Times available but the Wine Moms noticed and started trashing them.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (DJFLF)

238 So, Colonial Pipeline paid the ransom. Wonderful. Nothing will help encourage the behavior more than that.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (EpDzw)

239 Cheney said. "I've been very public that that commission needs to be ...

Who the fuck cares, and who the fuck are you? I want to hear from the Republican from Rhode Island. I know there must be one.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (WLHrn)

240 > It's a pathology. Soros, Gates, Bezos, Zucker, and etc.

The only one who genuinely seems to kinda-sorta get America is Musk, and he's not even an American by birth.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (JZT2F)

241
I saw Drunken Hobo Fuck Pile open for a Nashville Pussy/Supersuckers double bill at the Cow Palace back in '06.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (n+4am)

242 What's her message? Seriously, why does she want to be president? What "conservative" policies is she actually pushing?


More spherical Guatemalans, bombing some more places, especially here in the US, and impeaching that damn Trump.
As American as red bean cakes!


Posted by: Liz Cheney at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (DpkTQ)

243 RE: Trump, Politico says Palm Beach is getting ready for Trump to be arrested. "Manhattan DA."

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I've been seeing this a lot the last couple of days. You want to see doo doo get real? I think doo doo's gonna get real, real quick, if that happens.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (O+I8R)

244 234 John Boehner hid it for a while. Didn't change the fact that he hated us and undermined our policy goals whenever possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

As did Paul Ryan. The point I was trying for was that if they are feeling the need to hide it again they might be sensing something in wind. Maybe even (hopefully) something none of us sees.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 13, 2021 02:34 PM (kUmUV)

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With the House, Senate, and Presidency, Paul Ryan chose to get...a corporate tax cut through and nothing else.

We cannot change these people. They will get what they want and prevent us from getting anything for ourselves.

Yay...McCarthy is nervous. I'd rather see him gone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

245 *Way* better than the "conservative" grifter class:
https://is.gd/PpzAW8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (Jsjd7)

246 The Republican party never has been, nor ever will be a "conservative" party. There is no "taking it back" because it was never ours to begin with. The Right has been played for tools and fools for a long, long time.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (V3EEC)

247 The only one who genuinely seems to kinda-sorta get America is Musk, and he's not even an American by birth.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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But he is African-American.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (hEdp8)

248 At what?

Kingmaker?
Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:31 PM (hEdp
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At "Changing the party" the way Reagan did.

Right now, the NTs can easily say he's a 1-termer. But I hope those 100 pouties *leave* the party like they are threatened, and Trump's legacy has a better chance.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:36 PM (cI7Oj)

249 The late, great Lawanda Page ("Aunt Esther") would have done an excellent job in a Kamala Harris biopic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:36 PM (JZT2F)

250 I'm so far hard right, Judge Bork needs binoculars to see me.

I think Ayn Rand was a socialist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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I don't believe that non-taxpayers should be allowed to vote. In fact, I'm dubious about non-property owners.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2021 02:36 PM (830x5)

251 Kiefer Sullivan


I always figured anyone with that name was named after a drug deal.

Daddy was out scoring a kilo of reefer.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

252 Pelosi suggests House Ethics Committee should investigate Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene for "verbal assault" and "abuse" of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in a confrontation outside House chamber: "This is beneath the dignity of a person serving in the Congress of the United States"

So, does this mean the Speech and Debate Clause of the Constitution is dead.

The Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States. They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.
I call on Nancy Pelosi to resign the Speakership for undermining the US Constitution

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2021 02:36 PM (RHGPo)

253 I saw Drunken Hobo Fuck Pile open for a Nashville Pussy/Supersuckers double bill at the Cow Palace back in '06.

--

I just have to say...

The Horde's "Concert Series" parodies always make me laugh.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 02:36 PM (O+I8R)

254 > Nice, I'll bet you'll have more peppers than you'll know what to do with.

I hope so!

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2021 02:37 PM (YYlyE)

255 The Republican party never has been, nor ever will be a "conservative" party. There is no "taking it back" because it was never ours to begin with. The Right has been played for tools and fools for a long, long time.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (V3EEC)




Pink Floyd - Take it Back
https://youtu.be/VDH7JqF_EFg

Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 02:37 PM (mZUr4)

256 It's allahpundit. He's a crack head with an internet connection. He makes no sense and isn't afraid to show it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)


Ollie "whatchoo talkin' 'bout?" Willis no longer has to fear being the dumbest blogger on the internetz as long as allah has a modem.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 02:37 PM (2JVJo)

257 Bob Dole does not support Liz Cheney. Bob Dole thinks Liz can't stay on message and is not a team player. Bob Dole wants a united message from the GOP in order to take back the house in 2022.

Bob Dole

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 13, 2021 02:37 PM (+oR7L)

258 So, Colonial Pipeline paid the ransom. Wonderful. Nothing will help encourage the behavior more than that.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (EpDzw)
........

did they get all their encrypted pictures of naked children back?

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2021 02:37 PM (v0R5T)

259 Other than castigating Trump what qualifications does Liz Cheney have which NeverTrumpers think would make her a suitable candidate, because I can't think of anything she did in the House except for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 02:37 PM (k39e/)

260 Chene/Bush 2024 -- Make War and Losing with Dignity Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2021 02:37 PM (9Vptm)

261 I feel pretty sure Paul Ryan had some pictures he didn't want coming out. Yeah, he got rich off f*cking us over...but I don't think that's how this all started for him.
Note to future Paul Ryans, I care less about who you buttf*ck if the person you are buttf*cking isn't me.

Posted by: Obligatory at May 13, 2021 02:37 PM (DpkTQ)

262 At "Changing the party" the way Reagan did.

Right now, the NTs can easily say he's a 1-termer. But I hope those 100 pouties *leave* the party like they are threatened, and Trump's legacy has a better chance.
Posted by: Axeman
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Oh...okay.

So, um...what about Dominion?

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:37 PM (hEdp8)

263 Call me Liz!

Posted by: Jeff Flake crouched in the closet at May 13, 2021 02:37 PM (BRpqW)

264 I know a nice place in Wyoming where we could go and do some sight seeing for grizzly bears and wolf packs. Sometimes a relaxed and peaceful junket on the taxpayers' dime is what the doctor ordered.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2021 02:38 PM (2goRJ)

265 I'm so far hard right, Judge Bork needs binoculars to see me.

We gotta' get these terms defined - at least where I understand them.

If we were neighbors - and I was out running my tiller - I suspect you'd walk over with two beers. If I had extra cucumbers, I'd bring you some in a bucket.

If I was hitting a joint in my garage - I don't think you'd call the police. I don't see you as "right wing". I see you as redneck - upstanding or outlaw as the situation merits.

Posted by: Like A Rock at May 13, 2021 02:38 PM (9ls8w)

266 "This is beneath the dignity of a person serving in the Congress of the United States"

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So says the decrepit, wrinkled bitch who tore up the President of the United States' SOTU speech on national TV.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 02:38 PM (O+I8R)

267 In any case, I don't ever plan on voting again, so meh.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:38 PM (hEdp8)

268 I called the Biden junta arresting Trump this summer through the SDNY.

I also said they've keep the COVID scam running a couple of more months.

So...let's see if I was over optimistic on both.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2021 02:30 PM (DpkTQ)


I believe I said Trump would be arrested within three months after leaving office and that masks were never going away. I may yet be right, if late, on both predictions.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 02:38 PM (2JVJo)

269 I've been seeing this a lot the last couple of days. You want to see doo doo get real? I think doo doo's gonna get real, real quick, if that happens.



That might be the plan. Arrest Trump, people protest, and they could bring the military out in force against the protestors. They may very well k*ll as many as they can, and then lock the rest up for life.

If you think that's impossible, there are still Jan. 6 people in jail. The ones not related to Antifa that is. They were let free.

Posted by: Vyx at May 13, 2021 02:38 PM (TMb1F)

270 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Liz running for prezzy that is some funny shit

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 13, 2021 02:38 PM (XbclV)

271 In fact, I'm dubious about non-property owners.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2021 02:36 PM (830x5)


Does a Hyundai count? We're renters.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:39 PM (45fpk)

272 So, Colonial Pipeline paid the ransom. Wonderful. Nothing will help encourage the behavior more than that.

"Hey, we'll help solve this case!" - Things I didn't hear from the FBI.

Some real fishy stuff about this one.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 02:39 PM (JioHo)

273 "Tonight's featured speaker on the Ledo Deck, Liz "Nation Builder" Cheney"

Please remember to wear your masks and social distance (which really won't be a problem since we're way below capacity)

Posted by: Stacy0311 at May 13, 2021 02:39 PM (GuwCy)

274 What's her message? Seriously, why does she want to be president? What "conservative" policies is she actually pushing?
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There needs to be somebody to take the Republican party back from effective measures and fighting and bring it back to the honor of lukewarm politics which makes it so much easier for lefties to pose as "conservative".

She's conserving the status quo, where the Democrats get the votes of their base--and you get a stand-in for 50% voting liberal policies.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:39 PM (cI7Oj)

275
CivNats - not a term I coined - but it fits. Peeps that just cling to the notion that politics is a simple game of GOP vs DNC.
Posted by: Like A Rock


Is a CivNat anything like a dog gnat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2021 02:39 PM (63Dwl)

276 >>Cheney said. "I've been very public that that commission needs to be bipartisan, it needs to look only at January 6 and the events leading up to it, not at the BLM and antifa riots last summer."

Ahh, its so delightful to see she knows she's got zero say in the only world she's ever known. That statement right there should have been followed with a small muffled cry of anguish.

Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2021 02:39 PM (w2LAm)

277 In fact, I'm dubious about non-property owners.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,

___

We rent.

Oh well, no votes from us.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:39 PM (hEdp8)

278 elosi suggests House Ethics Committee should investigate Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene for "verbal assault" and "abuse" of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in a confrontation outside House chamber: "This is beneath the dignity of a person serving in the Congress of the United States"

Whereas one of the retarded Squad members of Congress saying, "Impeach the motherfucker" was A-OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2021 02:40 PM (YqDXo)

279 We gotta' get these terms defined - at least where I understand them.

If we were neighbors - and I was out running my tiller - I suspect you'd walk over with two beers. If I had extra cucumbers, I'd bring you some in a bucket.

If I was hitting a joint in my garage - I don't think you'd call the police. I don't see you as "right wing". I see you as redneck - upstanding or outlaw as the situation merits.
Posted by: Like A Rock


*double fist bump.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 02:40 PM (OCTRt)

280 At this point you have to figure that Allahpundit is just stoned and trolling everyone. He clearly stands for nothing other than "F You for voting Trump"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2021 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

281 RE: Trump, Politico says Palm Beach is getting ready for Trump to be arrested. "Manhattan DA."

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I've been seeing this a lot the last couple of days. You want to see doo doo get real? I think doo doo's gonna get real, real quick, if that happens.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (O+I8R)


I'm afraid I don't think so, dear lady. I think the fight has been beaten out of us.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 02:40 PM (2JVJo)

282 What is more interesting is how deep Trump lives in her head.

Its Trump Derangement Syndrome... all the way down.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2021 02:40 PM (oHd/0)

283 What's her message? Seriously, why does she want to be president? What "conservative" policies is she actually pushing?



"I'm a woman from a family you've heard of running on the Republican ticket who hates Trump and will reach across the aisle."

Posted by: Vyx at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (TMb1F)

284
Again with the "substance and policy" bullshit.
She never says what these means or gives examples.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (v1Efw)

285
The Horde's "Concert Series" parodies always make me laugh.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 02:36 PM (O+I8R)


Parodies? But I really DID see Drunken Hobo Fuck Pile open for a Nashville Pussy/Supersuckers double bill at the Cow Palace back in '06.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (n+4am)

286 @265 Like A Rock-You start that tiller up too early or while I'm taking a nap, don't get pissed when I pepper you with birdshot.

Posted by: JROD at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (0jZnq)

287 One of the most enduring myths of American politics is that Ross Perot cost George Bush reelection in 1992.

In all probability Clinton would have defeated Bush handily in a one to one contest.

Bush was a spent force of the past, while Clinton a fresh face for a new time.

Perot was only a reflection of Bush's weakness.

Posted by: TC at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (PQKGQ)

288 She will run so she can get $$$$$ form never trumpers and pay off her friends.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (JUOKG)

289 I am no "True Conservative", I just happen to be conservative on a lot of things.
Posted by: Axeman

I'm so far hard right, Judge Bork needs binoculars to see me.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021


***

I'm so far right, I think Roger B. Taney was a Commie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (/XOcP)

290 Other than castigating Trump what qualifications does Liz Cheney have which NeverTrumpers think would make her a suitable candidate, because I can't think of anything she did in the House except for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 02:37 PM (k39e/)
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I'm sure Jen Psaki has the answers in her big binder. She'll circle back to that.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (cI7Oj)

291
...but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy."

Translation: elect Democrats

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 02:42 PM (v1Efw)

292
Does a Hyundai count? We're renters.
Posted by: grammie winger
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[thumbs through 'Hammer's Rules' book]

Aha! I see here that exceptions may be made by Imperial Fiat. You're good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2021 02:42 PM (bPH26)

293 I'm so far right, I think Roger B. Taney was a Commie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (/XOcP)
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See, I just think he was an arrogant asshole.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:42 PM (cI7Oj)

294 The truly astonishing thing is that President Trump by merely existing got all these people to admit that they had no principles other than hating him and everyone who might vote for him.

That means you and me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

295 Belly down with Lizard Cheney!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 02:42 PM (VVEnO)

296 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Liz running for prezzy that is some funny shit
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 13, 2021 02:38 PM (XbclV)
........

She'll probably do about as well in the primary as Kamalama did.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2021 02:42 PM (v0R5T)

297 I am no "True Conservative", I just happen to be conservative on a lot of things.
Posted by: Axeman

I'm so far hard right, Judge Bork needs binoculars to see me.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021

***
I'm so far right, I think Roger B. Taney was a Commie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (/XOcP)


I'm so far right, I think Genghis Khan was a pansy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2021 02:42 PM (YqDXo)

298 The Ukrainians that do this shit are out in the open about it. There is not much for the fbi to do even if they wanted. What are they gonna do issue an arrest warrant? Short of invading Russia, nothing can be done other than get some better IT security.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 13, 2021 02:42 PM (XbclV)

299 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2021 02:42 PM (bPH26)


Thank you Mr Hammer. You are most kind.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:43 PM (45fpk)

300 She could win if the CheatWare votes for her.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 13, 2021 02:43 PM (Ndje9)

301 Again with the "substance and policy" bullshit.
She never says what these means or gives examples.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (v1Efw)
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You sound like you're going to make her publicity firm work overtime!

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:43 PM (cI7Oj)

302 I think the John Birch Society were too easy on communists.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 13, 2021 02:43 PM (2DOZq)

303 Like A Rock-You start that tiller up too early or while I'm taking a nap, don't get pissed when I pepper you with birdshot.
Posted by: JROD at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (0jZnq)



He said he smokes weed. He ain't gettin' up too early.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

304 I see nothing on Politico worth reading, let alone about the SDNY preparing to arrest Trump.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at May 13, 2021 02:44 PM (/jTma)

305
Oh, "mostly" stands for the Constitution.

What parts would you not stand for, grifter?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 02:44 PM (pNxlR)

306 Bush was a spent force of the past, while Clinton a fresh face for a new time.
------

...and, 'He's so good looking!

Quoting my SIL.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2021 02:44 PM (bPH26)

307 She could win if the CheatWare votes for her.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives

___

We'll be right on it.

Posted by: Dominion - Not just for Dems at May 13, 2021 02:44 PM (hEdp8)

308 In all probability Clinton would have defeated Bush handily in a one to one contest.

There's not a single person who voted for Perot who would have voted for Clinton, were Perot not running. There is a real but uncertain number who would have voted for Bush instead of Clinton.

Whether that adds up to enough to cost the election or not we can debate, but the possibility is very real. Even likely.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2021 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

309
She thinks her bush/cheney/rove bullshit will still work on us. Look at the Buzzwords she keeps repeating like she's reading ad-copy for an informercial:

- truth
-fundamental principles
-conservatism
-Constitution
-substance
-policy

The only word she forgot to parrot is "patriotism."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 02:44 PM (v1Efw)

310 CA Teachers' Union Pension Fund heavily invested in 3M (masks) and Genomics:

https://tinyurl.com/ykzynrw4

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 02:44 PM (DJFLF)

311 291
...but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy."

Translation: elect Democrats
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 02:42 PM (v1Efw)

========

Incorrect. It's all wrong. What did you use, Budge? Why do they keep reprinting his books?

It's not "elect Democrats", it's "elect Republicans to implement Democratic policy."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

312 I'm so far right, I think Roger B. Taney was a Commie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (/XOcP)
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See, I just think he was an arrogant asshole.


He died at the right time.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 13, 2021 02:45 PM (vGJY7)

313 Is "circle back" anything like a "circle jerk"? Maybe with anal involved?

I can't keep up with these kids and their newfangled slang.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:45 PM (JZT2F)

314 Well, to be truly "right" in the way that it was originally used, you'd need to be a monarchist.

It's never been well-applied to a liberal republic--and only by the commies that wanted to undermine that republic.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:45 PM (cI7Oj)

315 Romney / Cheney 2024
Cuz fuck it lets just kill off the GOP.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 13, 2021 02:45 PM (XbclV)

316 I like the bit about how she wants the Republican party to "get back to substance and policy" because funnily enough NeverTrumpers are always super hard pressed to point out any substance or policy they want to get back to now that Trump isn't president. It's all aesthetics and optics for these super policy oriented chumps.

What "conservative" policies are French, Goldberg, Kristol, Hayes, etc. agitating for at the moment? A Jan. 6 Truth Commission? Nothing says classical liberalism like an extra-judicial tribunal for punishing your political enemies. "Our principles have not changed! We want we always wanted ... which is whatever the Libs want + plus an AEI Fellowship so we don't have to actually try to live on our talent."

Posted by: Math Checksout at May 13, 2021 02:45 PM (dYe5S)

317 They had to do a voice vote for throwing Cheney out, because the voting machine was supplied by Diebold.

Posted by: Portlandon at May 13, 2021 02:45 PM (+oR7L)

318 ...and, 'He's so good looking!



Quoting my SIL.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2021 02:44 PM (bPH26)


If I wanted a good looking President, I'd vote for Remington Steele.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:45 PM (45fpk)

319 297 I am no "True Conservative", I just happen to be conservative on a lot of things.
Posted by: Axeman
----
I'm so far hard right, Judge Bork needs binoculars to see me.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021
***
I'm so far right, I think Roger B. Taney was a Commie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (/XOcP)
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I'm so far right, I think Genghis Khan was a pansy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2021 02:42 PM (YqDXo)
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Curtis LeMay? Peacenik.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 13, 2021 02:45 PM (hKTv8)

320 223 Doof

Sometimes one has to the 'serious' places

See ya tonight I hope.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 02:45 PM (sFPHo)

321 GOP is dead to me as far as I am concerned.

Posted by: Dominion - Not just for Dems at May 13, 2021 02:46 PM (DOEp8)

322 Which is the better grifting operation? Book deal or aborted presidential campaign?*

* Assuming you're not self-financing like Trump, Yang and Bloomberg did

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 02:46 PM (Jsjd7)

323 So, Colonial Pipeline paid the ransom. Wonderful. Nothing will help encourage the behavior more than that.

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Learned it from Obama.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 02:46 PM (VVEnO)

324 I'm so far right, I think Roger B. Taney was a Commie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (/XOcP)
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See, I just think he was an arrogant asshole.

He died at the right time.
Posted by: Unkaren at May 13, 2021 02:45 PM (vGJY7)
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You're quoting Ginsburg on "her friend" Scalia, right?

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:46 PM (cI7Oj)

325 >Cheney is in trouble, and she knows it.

Haha, no she isn't. She's one of the good ones now and will make more money and have access than she ever did on the darkside.

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 13, 2021 02:46 PM (fLpTX)

326 322 Which is the better grifting operation? Book deal or aborted presidential campaign?*

* Assuming you're not self-financing like Trump, Yang and Bloomberg did
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 02:46 PM (Jsjd7)

========

Amateur. You do both. Duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

327 Isn't it "griftrix"?

Posted by: JackT at May 13, 2021 02:46 PM (gMXIR)

328 Oops! I meant 233...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 02:46 PM (sFPHo)

329
With about $30 million in donor money from her presidential bid that ends before Iowa, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side


"Kamaltoe, you knee-walking bitch, I read your book!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 02:46 PM (pNxlR)

330 Posted by: JROD at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (0jZnq)

Heh - worry not. On the weekend, I don't get shit rolling until 10. Gotta' give folks a chance to sleep the evening off. But I do - once I get started - tend to go a solid eight - until six in the evening. I just enjoy the work.

Posted by: Like A Rock at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (9ls8w)

331 One of the most enduring myths of American politics is that Ross Perot cost George Bush reelection in 1992.

In all probability Clinton would have defeated Bush handily in a one to one contest.

Bush was a spent force of the past, while Clinton a fresh face for a new time.

Perot was only a reflection of Bush's weakness.
Posted by: TC at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (PQKGQ)



The MSM was all-in on Slick Willie back then. He played the fresh face for a new time thing well. Going on Arsenio's show with his sax and shades. MTV "Rock the Vote" became a thing. The scanner thing that the MSM spun to make Bush look old and out of touch.

Admittedly, I voted for Perot. Still have a campaign button on a bulletin board in front of me right now (next to a Beavis and Butthead button -- huh huh). He definitely took more votes from Bush then Clinton. But it didn't probably really matter in terms of electoral votes.

Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (mZUr4)

332 Quoting my SIL.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
___

Does she own property by any chance?

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (Ia2T7)

333 Is "circle back" anything like a "circle jerk"? Maybe with anal involved?

I can't keep up with these kids and their newfangled slang.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021


***
One of my colleagues in another department used the "circle back to that" expression in an email. I shot that down -- gently (if that's even possible), but I shot it down.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (/XOcP)

334 William Tecumseh Sherman?

Way too lenient on Democrats.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (JZT2F)

335
Re: the Palm Beach bullshit

Palm Beach is very anti President Trump.
The Democrats there are spreading this rumor Themselves to get it "trending." It's a fantasy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (v1Efw)

336
Pink Floyd - Take it Back
https://youtu.be/VDH7JqF_EFg
Posted by: Doof


Cream - Take It Back
https://youtu.be/O-ME8ArqoT4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (63Dwl)

337 We cannot change these people. They will get what they want and prevent us from getting anything for ourselves.

Yay...McCarthy is nervous. I'd rather see him gone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)


I trust no professional politician. They don't go into it for public service or to try and do good or right a wrong. One reason and one reason only, they are in it for themselves. All of them. I'd like to get rid of him too, replacement might be marginally better, or worse, but either way I still would not trust the replacement.

We're down to a choice. We need to play the game with the cards we are dealt even though they are from a marked deck or we need to rise up and change the game. I would like to think they are sensing the later, but I'm probably being a Pollyanna.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (kUmUV)

338 Cheney! Liz Cheney! Party of one?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2021 02:48 PM (2goRJ)

339 Curtis LeMay? Peacenik.

-
Why stop at the stone age? Bomb them back to Permian extinction!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 02:48 PM (VVEnO)

340 Whether that adds up to enough to cost the election or not we can debate, but the possibility is very real. Even likely.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
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Agreed. I have never forgiven my friends who voted for Perot. They were constantly parroting, 'Vote your conscience!'. I would point out that the election was not about their 'conscience', but about who was going to be President. I was met with deaf ears...still am.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2021 02:48 PM (cGzEU)

341 We rent.

Oh well, no votes from us.
Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:39 PM (hEdp

Service guarantees citizenship.

You get to vote.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at May 13, 2021 02:48 PM (N3El/)

342 Admittedly, I voted for Perot. Still have a campaign button on a bulletin board in front of me right now (next to a Beavis and Butthead button -- huh huh). He definitely took more votes from Bush then Clinton. But it didn't probably really matter in terms of electoral votes.
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (mZUr4)

I bet you don't regret that vote, like I do for my vote for GHWB.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 13, 2021 02:48 PM (hKTv8)

343 337 I trust no professional politician. They don't go into it for public service or to try and do good or right a wrong. One reason and one reason only, they are in it for themselves. All of them. I'd like to get rid of him too, replacement might be marginally better, or worse, but either way I still would not trust the replacement.

We're down to a choice. We need to play the game with the cards we are dealt even though they are from a marked deck or we need to rise up and change the game. I would like to think they are sensing the later, but I'm probably being a Pollyanna.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (kUmUV)

============

I don't have a solution to the systemic problems that led to a completely subservient GOP establishment. All I know is that Cheney is one scalp, and my belt needs more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

344 At this point you have to figure that Allahpundit is just stoned and trolling everyone. He clearly stands for nothing other than "F You for voting Trump"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2021 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, he's clearly that guy who loves to pull his pants down to moon the crowd, just seconds before some guy with a lead pipe corrects his attitude.

Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2021 02:48 PM (w2LAm)

345 I would hope that if they try to arrest Trump, DeSantis would intervene.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (k39e/)

346 I liked McCarthy better back when I thought he was dumb.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (cI7Oj)

347 340 Whether that adds up to enough to cost the election or not we can debate, but the possibility is very real. Even likely.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
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Agreed. I have never forgiven my friends who voted for Perot. They were constantly parroting, 'Vote your conscience!'. I would point out that the election was not about their 'conscience', but about who was going to be President. I was met with deaf ears...still am.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2021 02:48 PM (cGzEU)

==========

The election wasn't binary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

348 Doof

Sometimes one has to the 'serious' places

See ya tonight I hope.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 02:45 PM (sFPHo)



For sure -- I'll be hanging out on the ONT. Perhaps the back end of the Cafe. See you then!

Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (mZUr4)

349 342 Admittedly, I voted for Perot. Still have a campaign button on a bulletin board in front of me right now (next to a Beavis and Butthead button -- huh huh). He definitely took more votes from Bush then Clinton. But it didn't probably really matter in terms of electoral votes.
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (mZUr4)

I bet you don't regret that vote, like I do for my vote for GHWB.
----------------
Yeah, me too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (/MaDp)

350 The female Egg McMuffin!!

Posted by: setnaffa at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (OQc7P)

351 There's not a single person who voted for Perot who would have voted for Clinton, were Perot not running. There is a real but uncertain number who would have voted for Bush instead of Clinton.

Whether that adds up to enough to cost the election or not we can debate, but the possibility is very real. Even likely.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2021 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

This is true, but would 4 more years of Pappy Bush been a good thing? I'm convinced he was the one who started the Deep State.

Then tried to 'civilize' the military (ie, tried to make it run like a corporation, which opened the door for PC).

I was in the Navy then... Clinton pretty much left us alone (and underfunded)... but Bush was the one trying to transform us.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (oHd/0)

352 I would hope that if they try to arrest Trump, DeSantis would intervene.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (k39e/)
---
Call out the Floridian Army.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (cI7Oj)

353 322 Which is the better grifting operation? Book deal or aborted presidential campaign?*

* Assuming you're not self-financing like Trump, Yang and Bloomberg did
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 02:46 PM (Jsjd7)

*hic*
Book deal. Run the campaign run and you wind up having to take a lousy Sec of State job to get those bills covered.

Posted by: Hillzabub at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (F9322)

354 Pink Floyd - Take it Back
https://youtu.be/VDH7JqF_EFg
Posted by: Doof

Cream - Take It Back
https://youtu.be/O-ME8ArqoT4
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (63Dwl)



Just chip out....

https://youtu.be/xE7m2FRVmrM

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

355
Does she own property by any chance?
Posted by: SMH
----------

I see your point...I may have to re-visit the rules.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2021 02:50 PM (cGzEU)

356 Cheney is in trouble, and she knows it.

-
May be forced to get honest work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 02:50 PM (VVEnO)

357 ...and, 'He's so good looking!

I'm the first to admit I don't understand why women find some men attractive but how anyone could think that potato nose tub good looking eludes me completely.

GOP is dead to me as far as I am concerned.

Yeah, I don't think that its quite sunk in with them yet, how dead they are as a party.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2021 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

358 Politico said only the Palm Beach clerk of courts (a Biden Brother friend and co-corruptee) wants to prepare to arrest the President, if Vance requests extradition, but then he went on at some length that DeathSantis has the power to stop the county from doing so. Then Politico went on to say PDJT would soon me migrating to his New Jersey club and, then, things will be different (/SARC). No, they won't.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2021 02:50 PM (dDc9Z)

359
There's One Thing all these fake Republican Cocksuckers have in common: They NEVER talk specifically about policies and what they'd do.

All they do is smear shit all over the place.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 02:50 PM (v1Efw)

360 I don't regret any of my votes. They were all against the American hating Left.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 13, 2021 02:51 PM (2DOZq)

361 If I wanted a good looking President, I'd vote for Remington Steele.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021


***
I'm straighter than straight, here . . . but my vote for a good-looking president would go to Sean Connery ca. 1965.

Oh. Right. He was Scots, not a natural born American citizen, and in those days we actually followed the rules. Well, you get the idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 02:51 PM (/XOcP)

362 When pressed by host Savannah Guthrie on whether she would run for president, Cheney said, "I'm gonna do everything that I can. Both to make sure that that never happens, but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy."

So she's going to make sure that she never has to run for President?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 02:51 PM (k39e/)

363 All I know about Perot was I heard on the news that while he was in the race he was "taking votes from Bush" (and they liked that), but when he dropped out "they went back to Clinton".

Yeah, I've been a press hater for decades.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:51 PM (cI7Oj)

364 First vote I ever cast in any election was for Perot. I don't regret it one bit.

Several votes since, unfortunately, I do....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

365 I want a President with an eye patch and a scar.

Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 02:51 PM (Tnijr)

366 We rent.

Oh well, no votes from us.
Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:39 PM (hEdp

Service guarantees citizenship.

You get to vote.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert

If you fought the bugs, you're good citizen!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 02:51 PM (OCTRt)

367 Charlie McCarthy > Joe McCarthy > Eugene McCarthy > Kevin McCarthy

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:52 PM (JZT2F)

368 And maybe a hook.

Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 02:52 PM (Tnijr)

369 They called the election for Clinton before those of us on the west coast got a chance to vote. So yeah, I voted for Perot.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 13, 2021 02:52 PM (5HBd1)

370 Murkowski is going down next election cycle. I expect Lizzy the Lizard will as well. Enough of these "look at me, I'm important! Because I said so!" cowards and idiots. Do something conservative, or get the hell out of the way already.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 13, 2021 02:52 PM (okGHj)

371 **belches**
Ribbit, Ribbit.

Posted by: Nasty Toad-Like Liz Cheney at May 13, 2021 02:52 PM (sjdRT)

372 I want a President with an eye patch and a scar.

Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 02:51 PM (Tnijr)


I Qualify!!

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:52 PM (45fpk)

373 Admittedly, I voted for Perot. Still have a campaign button on a bulletin board in front of me right now (next to a Beavis and Butthead button -- huh huh). He definitely took more votes from Bush then Clinton. But it didn't probably really matter in terms of electoral votes.
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 02:47 PM (mZUr4)

I bet you don't regret that vote, like I do for my vote for GHWB.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 13, 2021 02:48 PM (hKTv



Nope -- But Maryland was gonna go to Slick Willie no matter what, so it's not like I tipped the scales away from GHWB with my vote for "The Little General" (as Rush used to call him).

Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 02:52 PM (mZUr4)

374 I want a President with an eye patch and a scar.
Posted by: f'd
---------

Nicknamed 'Snake'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2021 02:53 PM (WD9ZA)

375
If you fought the bugs, you're good citizen!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 02:51 PM (OCTRt)



I fought the bugs and the bugs won.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

376 SO what's APs name?

Posted by: trump at May 13, 2021 02:53 PM (GSJcT)

377 So, Colonial Pipeline paid the ransom.
........

Did they get their valve wrench back?

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2021 02:53 PM (v0R5T)

378 I regret voting for Fuckstain McCain.

I don't regret voting for Romney, 'cuz I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:53 PM (JZT2F)

379
Parodies? But I really DID see Drunken Hobo Fuck Pile open for a Nashville Pussy/Supersuckers double bill at the Cow Palace back in '06.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Hey! That was you? I was there, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 02:53 PM (pNxlR)

380 I have never forgiven my friends who voted for Perot. They were constantly parroting, 'Vote your conscience!'. I would point out that the election was not about their 'conscience', but about who was going to be President. I was met with deaf ears...still am.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I voted for Ross. On the other hand, I didn't vote for Clinton or for Bush a second time. So the glass is half full.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 02:53 PM (VVEnO)

381 I'm so far hard right, Judge Bork needs binoculars to see me.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021
***
I'm so far right, I think Roger B. Taney was a Commie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 02:41 PM (/XOcP)
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I'm so far right, I think Genghis Khan was a pansy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2021 02:42 PM (YqDXo)
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Curtis LeMay? Peacenik.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 13, 2021 02:45 PM (hKTv


Edward Teller? Light-loafered pansy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 02:53 PM (2JVJo)

382 I want a President with an eye patch and a scar.
Posted by: f'd



RED FLAG LAWS are AWESOME!

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at May 13, 2021 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

383 348 Doof

I've become great friends with the bartender at the Cafe. Always saves me a good table in the corner. Of course, I tend to tip well.
Said it before - I so love to watch the ONT morons dance.
Sweet, sweet, moron moves...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 02:54 PM (sFPHo)

384 Call out the Floridian Army.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (cI7Oj)


The 1st MethGator Battalion will attack on land, while the 29th Cuban Amphibious Battalion attacks by sea with armored '57 Chevys

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 02:54 PM (jOcSX)

385 Do you hear a sucking sound?

Posted by: Zombie Ross Perot at May 13, 2021 02:54 PM (gmo/4)

386 **belches**
Ribbit, Ribbit.


Posted by: Nasty Toad-Like Liz Cheney at May 13, 2021 02:52 PM (sjdRT)

Smells like Pelosi's dusty cornhole.

Posted by: 4 at May 13, 2021 02:54 PM (KnJdm)

387 > Murkowski is going down next election cycle.

As long as her frenz in DC don't helicopter in loads of money again.

You probably recall what happened last time. We primaried her ass, the GOPe funded her write-in campaign (rather than the actual, official Republican candidate), and the word went out to all the Dem sheep to vote for Murkowski rather than their own sacrificial victim.

I don't think that's gonna work again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:55 PM (JZT2F)

388 I'll repeat my summary from above:
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Subject of a national campaign to remove her from marginal power in Congress runs for President!

News at 11.
---
We're wasting time worrying about this. The NTs are on their way out, and their pouty letter "threatening" to leave is just a sign that they're on their way.

But my point about Reagan is that that doesn't mean that some of them aren't going to go underground and wait until NT can be re-established as a position, so they can get back to farming the conservative voting base.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:55 PM (cI7Oj)

389
Smells like Pelosi's dusty cornhole.

Like victory?

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 13, 2021 02:55 PM (DpkTQ)

390 First vote I ever cast in any election was for Perot. I don't regret it one bit.

Several votes since, unfortunately, I do....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)



Another fistbump, Sponge! 1992 was the first presidential election I voted in. Not sure if I voted in the 1990 mid-term / MD Governor election. I turned 18 in 1989.

Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 02:55 PM (mZUr4)

391 357 ...and, 'He's so good looking!

I'm the first to admit I don't understand why women find some men attractive but how anyone could think that potato nose tub good looking eludes me completely.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2021 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

The press said he was good looking, but it was the Democrat white women (read: mentally ill) who thought it was wrong that he was only raping other women and not them. The rest of us saw him for the skeevy perv he is. Rotten to the core, and it shows on his face.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 13, 2021 02:55 PM (okGHj)

392 Smells like Pelosi's dusty cornhole.
Posted by: 4

___

And you know this...how?

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:55 PM (Ia2T7)

393 Do you hear a sucking sound?
Posted by: Zombie Ross Perot at May 13, 2021 02:54 PM (gmo/4)
++++
Not really. Not anymore. That started to peter out about 10-15 years ago. It's still gurgling but much of the damage is done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 02:55 PM (Jsjd7)

394 I Qualify!!
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:52 PM (45fpk)

I'd vote for you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (k39e/)

395 Good grief....takes him forever to get a full sentence out...

@stillgray

Biden issues a statement on the rocket attacks on Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/y8wzrdfr

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (cF8AT)

396 392 Smells like Pelosi's dusty cornhole.
Posted by: 4

___

And you know this...how?

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:55 PM (Ia2T7)

Ever been inside a Taco Bell?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (UuD2k)

397 Do you hear a sucking sound?
Posted by: Zombie Ross Perot at May 13, 2021 02:54 PM (gmo/4)
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Is that slut-shaming!

Posted by: Kamala at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (cI7Oj)

398 "RED FLAG LAWS are AWESOME!
Posted by: Dan Crenshaw"


Shut up Dan.

Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (Tnijr)

399 389
Smells like Pelosi's dusty cornhole.
Like victory?
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 13, 2021 02:55 PM (DpkTQ)

That'll happen when all yer shit comes out your mouth instead of your asshole.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (okGHj)

400
There's One Thing all these fake Republican Cocksuckers have in common: They NEVER talk specifically about policies and what they'd do.


They run away faster from anything that smells of accountability faster than Occupy types run away from bathing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (pNxlR)

401 "I want a President with an eye patch and a scar. "

Call me

Posted by: Zombie Moshi Dayan at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (S7VTO)

402 I gather from some other site that Colorado Dem legislators had a bill to enforce a waiting period for buying a gun, but they have shelved their plan.

As soon as I saw "shelving plans," I hurried here for the inside dope.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (zMFmR)

403 384 Call out the Floridian Army.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 02:49 PM (cI7Oj)

The 1st MethGator Battalion will attack on land, while the 29th Cuban Amphibious Battalion attacks by sea with armored '57 Chevys
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 02:54 PM (jOcSX)

Warplan also calls for Asymmetric Warfare... we will infiltrate the enemy with thousands of Florida Man, who just by his presence will sow chaos.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (oHd/0)

404 A lot of corporations are stuck in the "donate to both parties just in case" mode but when they see how dead and doomed the Republican Party is, those will trail off as well.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

405 Ever been inside a Taco Bell?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
__

How would you know a TB smells like a dusty poopshute?

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:57 PM (Ia2T7)

406 27 "...but also to make sure that the Republican Party gets back to substance and policy."

And how exactly was Donald Trump's presidency not substantial and rich with policy? Idiots.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2021 02:57 PM (BA6Qv)

407 I'd vote for you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (k39e/)


Thank you, Fenelon. I'm working on my acceptance speech. It's got a lot of smiting in it.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:57 PM (45fpk)

408 It's not like you can roll up and arrest an ex-President.

They would have to clear this with the Secret Service.

But who knows, maybe the FBI will roll up on Mara Largo with a battalion of goons and amphibious assault vehicles, kill a couple of dogs and SS detail and frog march Trump.

It's not like they are the font of propriety and decorum and more frightening, it's no longer outside the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2021 02:57 PM (cOgsy)

409 So what exactly did Marjorie Taylor-Greene say to Sandy Cortez that has Pelosi's knickers in a knot?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 02:57 PM (k39e/)

410 404 A lot of corporations are stuck in the "donate to both parties just in case" mode but when they see how dead and doomed the Republican Party is, those will trail off as well.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2021 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

=========

I'm pretty sure that they've started moving far more heavily towards Democrats over the last few years. I don't think it's been 50/50 for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

411 If only we could Moshi.

Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 02:57 PM (Tnijr)

412 I'm so far right, I make GS Patton look like a tree hugging hippy.

Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (gmo/4)

413 How would you know a TB smells like a dusty poopshute?

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 02:57 PM (Ia2T7)

Well it's definitely not how food should smell.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (UuD2k)

414 A peg leg would be nice.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

415 The really sad part about the Perot Saga?

Even though many of you hate him, you have to admit most of his policies turned out to be right.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (oHd/0)

416
I Qualify!!
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 02:52 PM (45fpk)

I'd vote for you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I'd have to see the scar first.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (pNxlR)

417 Subject of a national campaign to remove her from marginal power in Congress runs for President!

-
Now I've got those Indians where I want them!

Posted by: General George Armstrong Custer at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (VVEnO)

418 "I want a President with an eye patch and a scar. "

Call me
Posted by: Zombie Moshi Dayan


In a fucking heartbeat.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (OCTRt)

419 "I want a President with an eye patch and a scar. "

And a parrot?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR)

420 I don't think that's gonna work again.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:55 PM (JZT2F)

A whole hell of a lot more Alaskans voted for Trump than for Murky, and she came out nasty on Trump, so I think it's curtains for her. About time, too. She is a blight on Alaska and on the nation, and no amount of pandering to the Natives is going to fix that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (okGHj)

421 On the voting thing since you vote for a slate of electors, not the person, I have never once in my life had my vote count for the person that eventually got elected. First time voting was Ford/Carter in 76.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (kUmUV)

422 Pink Floyd - Take it Back
https://youtu.be/VDH7JqF_EFg
Posted by: Doof

Cream - Take It Back
https://youtu.be/O-ME8ArqoT4

Winger - Can't Take It Back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU226g6LYrA

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at May 13, 2021 02:59 PM (V3EEC)

423 Murkowski is going down next election cycle.

--

This would be especially satisfying. And by no means is she the only one I would take great glee in seeing catapulted into outer space.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 02:59 PM (O+I8R)

424 I'm so far right I make the rest of you here look like pinko-commie retards with your shit all fucked up.

Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2021 02:59 PM (gmo/4)

425
So what exactly did Marjorie Taylor-Greene say to Sandy Cortez that has Pelosi's knickers in a knot?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


She asked AOC to spell "IQ".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 02:59 PM (pNxlR)

426 Ever been inside a Taco Bell?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Couldn't afford it.

Posted by: Demolition Man at May 13, 2021 02:59 PM (cI7Oj)

427 Lex Lez, er, Lizzie, Borden Cheney is a walking shit pile.

Fyi

Left Demands Loyality To Biden

This Is Why

Trevor Loudon Explains The American Communist Revolution

Gateway Pundit

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 13, 2021 02:59 PM (eii2u)

428 And a parrot?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR)

We already have one of those in the White House. Says what he is taught to say, almost.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 13, 2021 02:59 PM (okGHj)

429 I'd have to see the scar first.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (pNxlR)


I have 7. My favorite (and longest) one is my splenectomy scar. It goes from my right boob to my left hip. It's glorious.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 03:00 PM (45fpk)

430 Thank you, Fenelon. I'm working on my acceptance speech. It's got a lot of smiting in it.
Remember to open with a joke before getting to the smiting.

Posted by: pep at May 13, 2021 03:00 PM (v16oJ)

431 Ever been inside a Taco Bell?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Couldn't afford it.
Posted by: Demolition Man
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 03:00 PM (Ia2T7)

432 409 So what exactly did Marjorie Taylor-Greene say to Sandy Cortez that has Pelosi's knickers in a knot?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 02:57 PM (k39e/)

She challenged her to a policy debate, which is apparently a scandalous breach of protocol in a political body dedicated to debate.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2021 03:00 PM (BA6Qv)

433 I commend Michelle Malkin for providing employment opportunities for deranged alcoholic meltbrains.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at May 13, 2021 03:00 PM (UFgOG)

434 "And a parrot?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker "


That would not turn my vote. Neither would a cutlass.

Grammie, do you have any experience making people walk a plank from 10,000 feet?

Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 03:00 PM (Tnijr)

435 I have 7. My favorite (and longest) one is my splenectomy scar. It goes from my right boob to my left hip. It's glorious.
Posted by: grammie winger
___

I have two 5" scars, front and back.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 03:01 PM (Ia2T7)

436 Winger - Can't Take It Back

Even in bad shape at 55 I'm pretty sure I can take Winger.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2021 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

437
The 1st MethGator Battalion will attack on land, while the 29th Cuban Amphibious Battalion attacks by sea with armored '57 Chevys
Posted by: Colora




That was funny

Posted by: Y5 at May 13, 2021 03:01 PM (3qVqc)

438 Grammie, do you have any experience making people walk a plank from 10,000 feet?

Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 03:00 PM (Tnijr)


Yes. I practice on my grandchildren.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 03:02 PM (45fpk)

439 435 I have 7. My favorite (and longest) one is my splenectomy scar. It goes from my right boob to my left hip. It's glorious.
Posted by: grammie winger
___

I have two 5" scars, front and back.
Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 03:01 PM (Ia2T7)

That settles it. Grammie/SMH 2024. You can pick who goes first on that ticket. I'm good with you both.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 13, 2021 03:02 PM (okGHj)

440 Heh, grammie.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 03:02 PM (Ia2T7)

441 OT
Christina Bobb of OAN is smokin' hot, yo!

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 13, 2021 03:03 PM (DB16e)

442 Well I'm good with it. Grammie for President. Now we need a ship.

Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 03:03 PM (Tnijr)

443
I have 7. My favorite (and longest) one is my splenectomy scar. It goes from my right boob to my left hip. It's glorious.
Posted by: grammie winger
___

I have two 5" scars, front and back.
Posted by: SMH


Before this place goes all Robert Shaw v Richard Dreyfuss in "Jaws" with the scarathon, I withdraw my request.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 03:03 PM (pNxlR)

444 442 Well I'm good with it. Grammie for President. Now we need a ship.
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 03:03 PM (Tnijr)

=========

I think you may have missed something.

We hate women and don't want them to succeed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

445 "Even in bad shape at 55 I'm pretty sure I can take Winger."

Kip...

Or Grammy?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 13, 2021 03:03 PM (S7VTO)

446 Holy crap! He looks like he's searching for each word.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 13, 2021 03:03 PM (vGJY7)

447 Another fistbump, Sponge! 1992 was the first presidential election I voted in. Not sure if I voted in the 1990 mid-term / MD Governor election. I turned 18 in 1989.
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 02:55 PM (mZUr4)


Me too. I honestly can't remember if I voted or not though. I DO remember going to a Bush rally where I bought a button that said "Keep the Ass Off the White House Grass: Vote Republican" with a picture of a donkey on it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2021 03:04 PM (mbiK4)

448 Sorry tcn, no can do.

I'm a headcase of the wrong political persuasion, and also...

NO F'ING WAYS would I ever run for office.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 03:04 PM (Ia2T7)

449 So what exactly did Marjorie Taylor-Greene say to Sandy Cortez that has Pelosi's knickers in a knot?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Sorry, but I don't want to ever, ever think about Nazi's knickers.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 13, 2021 03:04 PM (cSyAR)

450 445 "Even in bad shape at 55 I'm pretty sure I can take Winger."

Kip...

Or Grammy?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 13, 2021 03:03 PM (S7VTO)

==========

Jeff Winger. Washed up lawyer now attending community college.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

451 Grammie, do you have any experience making people walk a plank from 10,000 feet?

Posted by: f'd


Yes. I practice on my grandchildren.
Posted by: grammie winger


Daaaaaang. Even I'm not THAT hardcore conservative.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 03:04 PM (OCTRt)

452 @kerpen 3m

Wow, per WaPo we are up to 16 states ending unemployment bonuses.

Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Montana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Ohio, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah and Wyoming.

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 03:04 PM (cF8AT)

453 Liz Cheney will have lots of opportunities when she leaves office.

Prostitution and low-grade homemade porn need people too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2021 03:05 PM (R/m4+)

454 We hate women and don't want them to succeed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

You may have missed something. 'Ettes are not in that category. We are REAL women, not those sad approximations. Try again.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 13, 2021 03:05 PM (okGHj)

455 387 > Murkowski is going down next election cycle.

As long as her frenz in DC don't helicopter in loads of money again.

You probably recall what happened last time. We primaried her ass, the GOPe funded her write-in campaign (rather than the actual, official Republican candidate), and the word went out to all the Dem sheep to vote for Murkowski rather than their own sacrificial victim.

I don't think that's gonna work again.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 02:55 PM (JZT2F)

Oh yeah, and don't forget about the law that stated that write-in votes needed to spell the candidate's name properly. Many votes for Murky weren't spelled properly, but a judge allowed them to count anyway.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 13, 2021 03:05 PM (hKTv8)

456 I have too many scars to count. None are as splendiferously large as Grammie's. Maybe 4-5" for the biggest ones. No eyepatch.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 13, 2021 03:05 PM (sjdRT)

457 419

I think a peg leg and an arm hook would also be required.
I'm not really a pirate, but I was a fair whench...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 03:05 PM (sFPHo)

458 NO F'ING WAYS would I ever run for office.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 03:04 PM (Ia2T7)


Me either. Too many skeletons. Can't imagine subjecting my family to an ordeal like that.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 03:05 PM (45fpk)

459 How are your arrhs, Grammie?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 13, 2021 03:05 PM (cSyAR)

460 grammie, yep.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 03:06 PM (Ia2T7)

461 What's a splenectomy ?

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 03:06 PM (arJlL)

462 Spleen removal, I think.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 03:06 PM (Ia2T7)

463 "Ominous signs grow for Gaetz" giggles WAPO today. And for those ominous signs where did the venerable WAPO go to? Well, the guy who is facing fraud charges in Florida...not his lawyer, not the court, not the FBI or the DOJ, just that guy, in an off the record comment. Okay, then.

This Gaetz thing is the latest Russian Collusion hoax thing for the lefty media - no facts, no one quoted on the record, no real criminal charges, nothing even verified...just off the record comments and "people who are close to the investigation." Supposedly the guy making the off the record accusations also allegedly entered into a plea deal - I say allegedly because pleas deals are entered into in court, they are publicly recorded...except this one, which is...alleged.




Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2021 03:06 PM (w2LAm)

464 Do you have booty for the campaign, Grammy?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (cSyAR)

465 Biden talking about the covid and vaccine and pandemic. Trying to sound eloquent and empathetic and sincere


He comes across as a used car salesman trying sell me pyramid schemes.

Posted by: Ripley at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (MxEKc)

466 458 NO F'ING WAYS would I ever run for office.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 03:04 PM (Ia2T7)


Me either. Too many skeletons. Can't imagine subjecting my family to an ordeal like that.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 03:05 PM (45fpk)

I joke with a friend of mine that I SHOULD run for office... so I can find out what I can't remember about the early 80's...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (oHd/0)

467 461 What's a splenectomy ?

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 03:06 PM (arJlL)

I shouldn't have to splene this to you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (UuD2k)

468 "What's a splenectomy ?"

$20. Same as in Mexico.

Posted by: the doctor in the van down by the river at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (Tnijr)

469 Best overall economy in generations. First real household income growth for lower 40% in forever.
Repatriation of manufacturing. Surging capital investment. Deregulation finally, finally happening to remove barriers to prosperity and opportunity for all.
Unleashing US energy resources = key to all real economic prosperity.

Record employment in non-white labor force.
Confronting China, finally, on all the key economic/trade issues - IP theft, currency manipulation, trade restrictions.

(to be cont'd)


Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (OTzUX)

470 Donald Trump received north of 75 million votes. Liz Cheney a little over 150,000 in her district in Wyoming. Who's party is it? Shut up you dumb twit.

Posted by: leber at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (TUdnY)

471 The really sad part about the Perot Saga?

Even though many of you hate him, you have to admit most of his policies turned out to be right.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2021 02:58 PM (oHd/0)

You may want to revisit his positions. IMO he was right only about the debt.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (2DOZq)

472 Nood

Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (F9322)

473
Oh yeah, and don't forget about the law that stated that write-in votes needed to spell the candidate's name properly. Many votes for Murky weren't spelled properly, but a judge allowed them to count anyway.
Posted by: Darrell Harri


Nicknames counted, though, so Lisa "Coke Bear" Murkowski was a shoo-in

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (pNxlR)

474 458 grammie
These days, I think skeletons would be a plus.
Stand proud by yours!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (sFPHo)

475 Beginnings, finally, of restored border security and sovereignty, and small steps toward restoration of rule of law in immigration. Federal ban (very quick) on vile racist indoctrination ("CRT") using taxpayer dollars.
Withdrawal from ridiculous "Paris Accord". Withdrawal from catastrophic JCPOA and institution of "maximum pressure" policy on Iran which may have been close to finally toppling regime, and certainly already was hobbling it. Decisive right decision to rub out Iran's top terror/military operative. Confronting China, finally, on their broad front influence and political offensive (which is global, and well advanced in the US).

And that's just the highlights. "Substance and policy", Liz?

FFS what an idiotic political class.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (OTzUX)

476 I have two 5" scars, front and back.
Posted by: SMH

From when they removed the bone, metal and potato chips, right ?

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 03:07 PM (arJlL)

477 I have 7. My favorite (and longest) one is my splenectomy scar. It goes from my right boob to my left hip. It's glorious.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 03:00 PM (45fpk)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

478 NO F'ING WAYS would I ever run for office.
Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 03:04 PM (Ia2T7)

Pretty sure you are a straight shooter, so while it would be tough, I think you back up Grammie rather nicely. And you could pick off the press one at a time, which would be oh so satisfying.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 13, 2021 03:08 PM (okGHj)

479 "Do you have booty for the campaign, Grammy"

She has to twerk??

Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 03:08 PM (Tnijr)

480 I gotta go to Kohls and get a shower curtain and leave my mask in the fitting room. Back to play later.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 03:08 PM (45fpk)

481 409 So what exactly did Marjorie Taylor-Greene say to Sandy Cortez that has Pelosi's knickers in a knot?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 02:57 PM (k39e/)


Took her to the Rotunda and told her to go stand in the corner.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2021 03:09 PM (dfRN6)

482 Nood, idiot/Russian stooge

Posted by: Iris at May 13, 2021 03:10 PM (DibdT)

483 Kip...

Or Grammy?


Kip Winger. Grammy would whup my ass then set me down for a long talk about hitting girls

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 13, 2021 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

484 What's a splenectomy ?
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021


***

$200,000 without insurance. Same as in town.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 03:10 PM (/XOcP)

485 483

No doubt. I sure wouldn't mess with that gal!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 03:12 PM (sFPHo)

486 She will fade into nothingness soon...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 02:06 PM (Q9lwr)



Two hundred pounds of nothingness that smells like old cheese and cat piss.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2021 03:25 PM (EERbD)

487 Oh! Stampede to the next blog...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 03:41 PM (sFPHo)

488
I have too many scars to count. None are as splendiferously large as Grammie's. Maybe 4-5" for the biggest ones. No eyepatch.


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 13, 2021 03:05 PM (sjdRT)

Got a unique one shaped like two horse shoes on my right lower back where one of our horses unloaded both back feet on me.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 13, 2021 03:45 PM (DjiZK)

489 Next up Liz Cheney lands huge book deal for $5 million. Hires ghost writer who pens so vanilla tome for $30k, pockets the rest, then gets a huge national book tour where she is paid another $1 million to promote the book. Sales are high enough to place it on the NYT bestseller list, but nobody you know ever buys or reads it. Because of her amazing success at book writing she is asked to give speeches at Goldman Saks for $500k a pop. No one can tell you what she said, but when it leaks out you'll find she was just reading paragraphs from the book she didn't write. She'll run for President on the platform of trashing the republican party, and brining it back to sanity. Whatever money she raises will go to buying her book to send to free to donors and libraries. The press will call her stunning and brave.

She'll badly lose the nomination, but fortunately MSNBC will hire her as a "conservative voice" to comment on the 2024 election for a cool $1 million. Mostly she'll talk about how the Republican party lost its way, and how our nominee sucks whoever it is.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at May 13, 2021 04:02 PM (EwPKb)

490 Why don't she take her flying Monkeys and return to her Castle in the Mountain's

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 13, 2021 05:14 PM (FLiOE)

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