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Quick Hits: Biden's Dying Brain Is Nearly Dead Edition

I believe he's trying to say here -- of course reading a line someone else wrote for him, and which he has never seen before this press conference -- something about needing to be either "vaxxed or masked."

It's quite an adventure.

Wow, what thrilling word-journey.

More brain-dying evidence:

But the tweets continue to be luxurious and lush.

Laser-like focus on what's most important to the conservative movement from former Weekly Standard reporter and Bill Kristol flunkie John McCormack, now at the Severely Conservative National Review:

It's like a new margarine called I Can't Believe It's Not MSNBC!

While actual conservatives (and non-deranged citizens) ask questions about covid's origins, the Biden-approved payoff of Russian hackers, increasing unemployment, surging inflation, and the gas shortage, NeverTrump corporate cvcks keep a laser-like focus on the only issue that matters: Whether or not some of their moles and saboteurs get to keep their phoney-baloney jobs.

I guess if I were a NeverTrumper, "do I get to keep my fake job in Conservative, Inc.?" would be a very personally-pressing question for me, too.

Here's more Very Important News from Weekly Standard's (weak) sister publication, the Washington Examiner, owned by the same billionaire cuck. Corrected: This is from the Washington Times, not the Washington Examiner.

And these power-worshipping cucks claim that we're the ones with a hard-on for authoritarianism!

LOL, Ellen DeGeneres' show will be cancelled after boring the fuck out of housewives on thorazine for 19 years, because news broke about what a cunt she is.


I wonder what he spent all his bank-robbery money on:

Male to "female" transsexual Fallon Fox, who literally broke a woman's skull in an MMA fight -- I think before he was ID'd as a man -- brags about fracturing the skull of a "TERF."

This woman got dogpiled by Very Mentally Healthy People for daring to say that women breastfeed and give birth:

Her stepdad isn't wrong:

Here's what I call "A Genuine Health Nut:"

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For further reading and review:

Can you name two (2) things this person can do which will have a more significant impact on his health than wearing a mask post-vaccination?

For extra credit: write a 500 word essay explaining how people with little control over their own lives (and emotions) have seized upon covid as a lab-made savior, as it has given them what they feel is the moral right to control other people, and the illusory feeling that they're taking control of their own lives by wearing a mouth-doily.

Posted by: Ace at 06:24 PM




Comments

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1 1st?
I'll get em

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2021 05:26 PM (Cxk7w)

2 Wow. Totally accidental near the top.

Posted by: Vyx at May 13, 2021 05:27 PM (uxqZF)

3 President Doll Eyes

Posted by: nckate at May 13, 2021 05:27 PM (5NDrl)

4 Kevin McCarthy
(Raises Hand)
I'm one

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2021 05:28 PM (Cxk7w)

5 I think joe was trying to sound cool by saying vax it or mask it, but he couldn't even read what thy wrote for him

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2021 05:28 PM (Zmnko)

6 Looks like Israel's ground assault on Gaza has begun.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2021 05:28 PM (sWM8x)

7 Fuck Zhoa Bhia Dhen

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 05:29 PM (yrol0)

8 >>>6 Looks like Israel's ground assault on Gaza has begun.

oh no i hope no palestinians get hurt or whatever

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2021 05:29 PM (eOTGX)

9 Oops, read the content

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at May 13, 2021 05:29 PM (Aashi)

10 Rand Paul was on Haannity this afternoon - yes, i know - and was scorching Fauci, claiming he knew about China and their virus tampering. Didn't know this but there is a bill looking to have him removed from CDC, not to mention his perjury.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 13, 2021 05:30 PM (XSRBF)

11 Read the content.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 05:30 PM (W2Pud)

12 You're just jealous of the Never Trump trans-cons* because you aren't getting the same Strange New Respect they get.

*Technically, only semi-trans. While they lost their dicks and balls ages ago, and have moobs, they don't have the front hole. But then, I guess at NRO, the back one gets enough action.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 13, 2021 05:30 PM (7X3UV)

13 Am I allowed to say that Ms. Fox has issues that *don't* involve her gender?

Posted by: pookysgirl, surviving the town festival (barely) at May 13, 2021 05:30 PM (XKZwp)

14 Great rant, Ace. Truthful and based.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 05:30 PM (u82oZ)

15 if you go to National Review, Bulwark, Dispatch, Washington Examiner, you will find that most of these Democrats in GOP Clothing are writing about Liz Cheney and virtually nothing else.

they haz sadz

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2021 05:30 PM (eOTGX)

16 >>>oh no i hope no palestinians get hurt or whatever
Posted by: ace


MOAR BULLDOZERS!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 13, 2021 05:30 PM (XSRBF)

17 In early

Posted by: Inogame at May 13, 2021 05:30 PM (+2xjH)

18 I coulda been an contenda.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 13, 2021 05:30 PM (WGara)

19 6 Looks like Israel's ground assault on Gaza has begun.

Time to turn it to glass....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2021 05:30 PM (Zmnko)

20 Brain implants coming

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 13, 2021 05:31 PM (ifmtJ)

21 Can you name two (2) things this person can do which will have a more significant impact on his health than wearing a mask post-vaccination?

1) Do not stick your dick in crazy.
2) Do not fuck a hornet nest.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 05:31 PM (yrol0)

22 oh and to repeat -- i think I said this in the post -- nevertrumpers hang on every word that Sexy Tony Fauci says -- except when it comes to his perjurious testimony.

That they never heard of, and have no comment on.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2021 05:31 PM (eOTGX)

23 If you don't want to have sex with "Iconic Facce", you're just a hateful bigot.

That's settled science.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 05:31 PM (JZT2F)

24 "Is vaxin or mast."


From "Great Moments In Presidential History", Vol. I.

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 05:32 PM (iTXRQ)

25 Can you name two (2) things this person can do which will have a more significant impact on his health than wearing a mask post-vaccination?

1) Do not stop on train tracks.
2) Do not back talk a black mama.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 05:32 PM (yrol0)

26 Pixy does not allow 500 word essays.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2021 05:32 PM (NHxss)

27 24 "Is vaxin or mast."


From "Great Moments In Presidential History", Vol. I.
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 05:32 PM (iTXRQ)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2021 05:32 PM (Zmnko)

28 That green haired, bat tatted prostitute still lives at "home" and calls her pimp her "step dad".

Nice.

I like bats.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2021 05:32 PM (R/m4+)

29 I couldn't understand what Green Hair Girl was saying

I think she has a speech impediment maybe?

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 05:33 PM (iTXRQ)

30 Biden's English continues to get more impressive.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 05:33 PM (cI7Oj)

31 >>>28 That green haired, bat tatted prostitute still lives at "home" and calls her pimp her "step dad".


I would still "do" her, as the kids say.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2021 05:33 PM (eOTGX)

32 Liz Cheney was a mole for the Dark Side.

Her dad was smarter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 05:33 PM (u82oZ)

33 what is it with lesbian comedians with talk shows calling themselves queens of nice being assholes? first that fat fuck rosie then this man woman ellen

Posted by: nckate at May 13, 2021 05:33 PM (5NDrl)

34 Stepdad is based. Well done, sir.

I know for a fact that her "real dad" (i.e., sperm donor) hasn't been anywhere in the picture (because, just look at her), so thanks for stepping up to the plate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 05:33 PM (JZT2F)

35 Can you name two (2) things this person can do which will have a more significant impact on his health than wearing a mask post-vaccination?

1) Do not stick skittles in your pee hole.
2) Do not stick twizzlers in your pee hole.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 05:33 PM (yrol0)

36 >>>Nice.

I like bats.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


OMG< Batmans reads the HQ!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 13, 2021 05:34 PM (XSRBF)

37 31
ace

I thought you had higher standards. She is a 2, not a 1.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 05:34 PM (u82oZ)

38 most of these Democrats in GOP Clothing are writing about Liz Cheney and virtually nothing else.


they haz sadz


Posted by: ace at May 13, 2021 05:30 PM (eOTGX)


They are desperately trying to keep her relevant because they see the direction that the Republican party is taking, and it doesn't include them. The question is whether the party gets burned to the ground or is simply revamped...but either way, they are being marginalized.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 05:35 PM (Q9lwr)

39 It's funny when Joe does his squinty Clint Eastwood impersonation

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 05:35 PM (iTXRQ)

40 >>>I thought you had higher standards. She is a 2, not a 1.


she's the right kind of "too dirty"

the sexy kind of Infectious Phase

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2021 05:35 PM (eOTGX)

41 The Chinese and Russians are loving this self implosion we are experiencing here in the US of A.

Our younger 20 somethings are weak, ignorant and lazy.

They cry if you misgender them or tell an offensive joke.

They have destroyed us from within. No shots fired.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 13, 2021 05:35 PM (haWye)

42 >>>I thought you had higher standards. She is a 2, not a 1.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Standards? Am I not at the HQ?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 13, 2021 05:35 PM (XSRBF)

43 > MOAR BULLDOZERS!

Where's Rachel "St. Pancake of Gaza" Corrie when you need her?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 05:35 PM (JZT2F)

44 All of these things about Biden that the right feels are problems are actually features to the left.

Biden has a criminal drug addict pervert son? Wow, he's just like leftist families! Can't read? Just like functional illiterate leftists! Cheated on his first wife? Just like leftists! Barely knows where he is most of the time? Why, he's just like every stoner leftist out there!

Joe is totally relatable to them!

Posted by: Vyx at May 13, 2021 05:35 PM (Ve6n5)

45 "Jill doesn't know that I'm answering these questions, okay?"

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 05:35 PM (cI7Oj)

46 Can you name two (2) things this person can do which will have a more
significant impact on his health than wearing a mask post-vaccination

(1) Fewer carbs(2) More exercise

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 13, 2021 05:35 PM (tW76d)

47 Quit picking on Joe.. He has a stutter problem!

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2021 05:36 PM (Zmnko)

48 willowed:

Now, here's what drives the driver... uh, in the states that are affected. Here's what you can do, the drivers. Don't panic number one.

Presidunce Gobbledygook

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2021 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

49 I don't care about Ellen one way or another. I'm not the target demo for her show to say the least.

But I do think her career demise is interesting. Compare Johnny Carson, for example, who reputedly could be pretty unpleasant. Yet it never did him in. You'd think Ellen's LGBT status would help insulate her a little.

Being conspiracy minded, I sort of wonder who she ran afoul of?

Or maybe it's more pedestrian than that; maybe the current generation's determination to feel the most feelings ever produced a working environment that makes people more vulnerable to these kind of insensitivity/harassment claims?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2021 05:36 PM (H5knJ)

50 Sorry to inform you ace, reporting is that heavy Israeli artillery preparation for ground operations produced heavy casualties in Gaza.

Clearly a "disproportionate" response, since Gaza didn't invade Israel first.

Or something.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 05:36 PM (OTzUX)

51 Ace,
Ewwww. Just no.
Get a blowup doll.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)

52 Joey the senile pedo sure has a way with words. Not a coherent way but a way never the less.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 13, 2021 05:37 PM (w5raC)

53 Our younger 20 somethings are weak, ignorant and lazy.

They cry if you misgender them or tell an offensive joke.

They have destroyed us from within. No shots fired.
Posted by: Czech Chick
---

Meanwhile, the CCP is toughening up its troops, while we weaken ours.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 05:37 PM (Ia2T7)

54 The Chinese and Russians are loving this self implosion we are experiencing here in the US of A.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 13, 2021 05:35 PM (haWye)
---
You kinda' sound like this isn't Xi's lunch order.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 05:37 PM (cI7Oj)

55 Nah, that shit would be nasty after the makeup came off. And not nasty in a good way, either.

Plus... that voice. OMG, that voice.

Only young Fran Drescher could get away with a voice that irritating, and even then you'd have had to keep your schwanz in her mouth at all times.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 05:37 PM (JZT2F)

56 Green haired hooker > Real Doll > Blow up doll

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 13, 2021 05:37 PM (ifmtJ)

57 I avoid having to hear that imbecile's voice.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 05:38 PM (Ia2T7)

58 >>>Where's Rachel "St. Pancake of Gaza" Corrie when you need her?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Probably very south of here. Very, very south.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 13, 2021 05:38 PM (XSRBF)

59 It's vax-ed or maskss.
........

It looks like it hurt to say that, Joe. Be safe.
I thought your dentures might get away from you.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2021 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

60 "The rule is now simple" - I love that I get to declare. Well, the intern does when I'm not finger raping her, but you know what I mean

Posted by: President NPC at May 13, 2021 05:38 PM (FPuSC)

61 I would still "do" her, as the kids say.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2021 05:33 PM (eOTGX)

While wearing a hazmat suit, right?

Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2021 05:38 PM (88xKn)

62 Wyatt Earp

Yes, they are low. But they exist. In her case --absolutely no talking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 05:39 PM (u82oZ)

63 And these power-worshipping cucks claim that we're the ones with a hard-on for authoritarianism!
---
They believe in quantum meaning, words have no meaning until the Dems want to apply them somewhere.

Then the alternative meanings vanish.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 05:39 PM (cI7Oj)

64 Ellen DeGeneres has grabbed more pussy than Donald Trump ever talked about. She's a monster with cashmere rape room.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2021 05:39 PM (2goRJ)

65 61 I would still "do" her, as the kids say.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2021 05:33 PM (eOTGX)

While wearing a hazmat suit, right?
Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2021 05:38 PM (88xKn)

Through vast experience ace has evolved past the need for such petty defenses. STDs now fear him.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 13, 2021 05:40 PM (z5Vrg)

66 5 minute bikini workout
https://youtu.be/SCTJylOxg0Q

Warning: stars hot Czech hardbody

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 13, 2021 05:40 PM (ifmtJ)

67 > Can you name two (2) things this person can do which will have a more significant impact on his health than wearing a mask post-vaccination?

> 1) Do not stick your dick in crazy.

In particular, do not stick it in Bat Girl.

Not even if she's emitting her "I'm SOOO DRUNK!!!!" mating call.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 05:40 PM (JZT2F)

68 . . . reporting is that heavy Israeli artillery preparation for ground operations produced heavy casualties in Gaza.

Posted by: rhomboid

Arty - bringing dignity to what otherwise would be a common brawl.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2021 05:40 PM (Rvt88)

69 I think the line was "It's vaxed or masked," but Brainbleed pronounced "vaxed" like "sex-ed."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2021 05:40 PM (sWM8x)

70 Satan been gettin' busy.

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2021 05:40 PM (0OP+5)

71 Paleos are going down with the ship. Continued rocket launches, hits in Ashkelon and Be'er Sheva.

Bibi said territory taken by force in this operation would be annexed, not returned.

Interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 05:40 PM (OTzUX)

72 Biden always says he wants to hear what people are saying at their kitchen table. Tonight the conversation was about what a destructive, incompetent, embarrassing left wing idiot he is.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 05:40 PM (sOXXq)

73 Waay back in the day, Ellen DeGeneres was a pretty good stand-up comedian

then she became a professional lesbian

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 05:41 PM (iTXRQ)

74 Some willowed clean up quick hits from the last thread:

1) 37% of Virginia population is in NOVA. While it is a large proportion of the state, it not the majority of the state. And there are a pretty hefty number of Republicans living in NOVA, so it is incorrect to discount the voting power of the rest of the state.

2) Reliable polls (there are a few) prior to the election gave Trump a 2-3% lead in Arizona. If counted ballots in Maricopa exceed physical ballots by 18% as reported, that tracks pretty close to the results these polls predicted.

As I often say to my liberal acquaintances, there is no universe where Trump wins Florida but loses Georgia and Arizona.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2021 05:41 PM (5p7BC)

75 Indictment of Fauci is to delicious to think it could happen.

We are not anywhere near those times yet. But if the time-line continues it will get here.

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2021 05:41 PM (Cxk7w)

76 Satan been gettin' busy.
Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2021 05:40 PM (0OP+5)

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 13, 2021 05:41 PM (ifmtJ)

77 What is all this "I'm supposed to leave" garbage from Biden. Is his mommy gonna punish him or something?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 05:42 PM (sOXXq)

78 > Our younger 20 somethings are weak, ignorant and lazy.

From what I've seen, the younger kids seem to be getting past it.

Peak Woke seems to be mid-20s to late-30s these days.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 05:42 PM (JZT2F)

79 I would still "do" her, as the kids say.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2021 05:33 PM (eOTGX)

There aren't vaccines for all of that, ace.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 13, 2021 05:42 PM (tW76d)

80 Biden's English continues to get more impressive.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 05:33 PM (cI7Oj)
.......

Like a two year old in diapers.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2021 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

81 Hey guys, I just got a great deal on a truckload of masks...What? Crap.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 05:42 PM (PiwSw)

82 >Arty - bringing dignity to what otherwise would be a common brawl.


Air defense artillery- because outbound rockets look really cool

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 05:42 PM (iTXRQ)

83 Ellen DeGeneres has grabbed more pussy than Donald Trump ever talked about. She's a monster with cashmere rape room.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2021 05:39 PM (2goRJ)

Pics or it didn't happen.

Also pics, plz.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 13, 2021 05:43 PM (ifmtJ)

84 Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now

Thank you. She is a true 1. And bendy!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 05:43 PM (u82oZ)

85 > Bibi said territory taken by force in this operation would be annexed, not returned.


Good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 05:43 PM (JZT2F)

86
Now do you see why I call them Internet Goblins?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 05:43 PM (i1dPL)

87 Tonypete, I wondered earlier about Israeli artillery, it's clear they were using precision-guided variety, not "dumb" (however well placed). Have not kept up on such systems, but assume the Israelis have mastered them. To use artillery in a built-up area like Gaza, given Israel's very restrictive ROE for such things, wow. That's some precise stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 05:43 PM (OTzUX)

88 Thank you. She is a true 1. And bendy!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 05:43 PM (u82oZ)

She really is, both.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 13, 2021 05:44 PM (ifmtJ)

89 I'm not supposed to be answering all of the questions, because in about 15 seconds I'm going to shit my pants.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2021 05:44 PM (2goRJ)

90 Parents who think their 4yo is Trans Gender need to be put out of that kids misery.

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2021 05:44 PM (Cxk7w)

91 So ballots were switched or legal ballots were thrown away or illegal ballots were counted in AZ?

Posted by: Floridachick at May 13, 2021 05:44 PM (DnWIB)

92 Gremlins Posting Their Ls Online

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2021 05:45 PM (H5knJ)

93 That's some precise stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 05:43 PM (OTzUX)

And probably not a good idea. The pallies know that as long as they get away from the immediate area, they won't be hurt. That should change.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 05:45 PM (Q9lwr)

94 Dave in Fl, that universe you're referring to is the same one where Trump wins OH handily but loses PA, especially given the economic trends of his term, not to mention the cultural and racial/demographic streams in Trump's support.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 05:45 PM (OTzUX)

95 Nobody tell Biden a lot of states haven't require masks for some time now.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 05:46 PM (sOXXq)

96
Can you name two (2) things this person can do which will have a more significant impact on his health than wearing a mask post-vaccination?

--------

He could walk off a cliff. Sometimes dead is better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 05:46 PM (Uh2oA)

97 Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2021 05:41 PM (5p7BC)

Glad to see you again

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2021 05:46 PM (Zmnko)

98 49:But I do think her career demise is interesting. Compare Johnny Carson, for example, who reputedly could be pretty unpleasant. Yet it never did him in. You'd think Ellen's LGBT status would help insulate her a little.


Johnny Carson's dysfunctions had dysfunctions yet he was always a pro when the camera turned on. You never knew what a sad, bitter, mess he was. Different era too. Much different era.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 13, 2021 05:46 PM (u1ipu)

99 I think AOC, the Squad, and Senator Warren should go on an immediate fact-finding trip to Gaza. I recommend they wear this as protective outerwear.

https://is.gd/QPo5uI

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 05:46 PM (PiwSw)

100 Let me be clear: The vaxxed of Rome while sunbathing in the rain will mean that the C-CCDeeC will allow you the rule of going without a hockey cover during Ramadan.

Posted by: President NPC at May 13, 2021 05:46 PM (FPuSC)

101 I hope no Hamas or Hezbollah Gays and Transgenders are hurt when Israel invades. That will really piss off Blo Jiden and Hooker Harris !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at May 13, 2021 05:47 PM (rWWna)

102 Parents who think their 4yo is Trans Gender need to be put out of that kids misery.
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2021 05:44 PM (Cxk7w)

Concur. They should be locked up, forcefully sterilized and never allowed around children for the rest of their days.

For the sake of humanity.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2021 05:47 PM (R/m4+)

103 That shrunken head looking motherfvcker kinda spooked me for a second.

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 05:47 PM (+ya+t)

104 Prayer request from/for Oregon Muse Horde.

I just "talked" to him on Twitter and he's been off the blog because he's been in the hospital for surgery after a fall at the beginning of the month.
He asks specifically for prayer for healing of the nerve damage in his right hand and for the large hematomas that developed as well.
He said he very much wants to return to the blog, but right now his recovery is very slow and leaves him exhausted most of the time.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 13, 2021 05:48 PM (1lKRm)

105 Dr. Jill promised me all the tendies I can eat, but new-daddy takes them away if I answer too many questions.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2021 05:48 PM (H5knJ)

106 Bibi said territory taken by force in this operation would be annexed, not returned.
---
Yeah, and I think he means it.

And Israel's smart arty is awesome.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2021 05:48 PM (sWM8x)

107 I hope the IDF goes all the way to the Philadelphi Corridor.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 05:48 PM (ZVVrV)

108 Russians hacked Biden's teleprompter ... and they refuse to pay the ransom.


Biden (or whoever is running the show) giving a stern warning ... get vaxxed, or we force you to wear a mask forever. ... No Thanks ... since it is an order demanding complete obedience (with no science) ... Just Say No.

(or if you want a vaccine, fine ... I'm pretty isolated and mostly healthy ... will wait for the test subjects to show me there are no complications.)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 13, 2021 05:48 PM (Cus5s)

109 Thanks for the update, Polliwog.

Prayers up for him.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 05:48 PM (Ia2T7)

110 My experience, if the girl has non-normal hair color she is cray cray. However, not all cray cray is the same.

Purple/pink? Buy her a drink
Green or blue? Screwed are you.

Posted by: Obligatory at May 13, 2021 05:48 PM (DpkTQ)

111 Every day there's some new clip of Joe trying to translate Esperanto. The MSM must be working overtime to make sure they don't air any of these.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2021 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

112 CBD, no it probably won't change because Israel long ago decided to be as precise and discriminate as it could in such things. There's no downside to minimizing non-combatant casualties, but I do wonder how they manage to do their drone-speaker warnings, "roof knock" hits with small bombs, and STILL get their targets, which they seem to be doing. See the rogue's gallery of Hamas early leadership retirements posted today on IDF twatters.

It's a spectrum, not a set of firm rules, so I'm sure they'll adjust if the targets are escaping.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 05:49 PM (OTzUX)

113 > Prayer request from/for Oregon Muse

Got 'em.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 05:49 PM (JZT2F)

114 Prayer request from/for Oregon Muse Horde.

Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2021 05:49 PM (Zmnko)

115 Lol. State Department apparently "warned" Israel against a ground offensive in Gaza.

Bibi: "Hold my beer, watch this. "

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 05:49 PM (sOXXq)

116 Prayers out to Oregon Muse.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 05:50 PM (sOXXq)

117 McCarthy is a smelly old tart

Posted by: CN at May 13, 2021 05:50 PM (ONvIw)

118 The FBI knows that Jacob Travis Clark of Colorado was inside the prohibited environs of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 exactly from 2:15 p.m., the riot's approximate start time, to 3:25 p.m.


They know his phone was inside the prohibited environs of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 exactly from 2:15 p.m. to 3:25 p.m.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2021 05:50 PM (yQpMk)

119 115 Lol. State Department apparently "warned" Israel against a ground offensive in Gaza.


My my, things are sure going swell under the biden regime

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2021 05:51 PM (Zmnko)

120 The "rule" is get vaxxed or wear a mask until you do? Is that the choice, Resident Mushbrain?

Yeah, that's also called "me NOT having a choice". See, my choice is to not do either because The Science has little to do with this - at least not in the way it's been projected by "authorities" and "leaders". Maybe you could get Jen Psaki to circle back on this for you.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 13, 2021 05:51 PM (aXxgO)

121 I'm waiting for Israel to scrap that stain from the Temple Mount.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 05:51 PM (sOXXq)

122 Y'all can celebrate new Gaza real estate acquisitions all you want, it's nothing Israel will celebrate, it's a pain and a burden - just one that may need to be born to defang Hamas (mostly).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 05:51 PM (OTzUX)

123 N

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2021 05:51 PM (85Gof)

124 Everybody knows the election was stolen, everybody.

Which is why they have gone to great lengths to prevent any from looking too closely into it or even talking about it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2021 05:51 PM (cOgsy)

125

Man, anal lube plays HELL with a hot tub's filters after awhile...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at May 13, 2021 05:51 PM (o6NKx)

126 Prayers up for OM.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at May 13, 2021 05:52 PM (Aashi)

127 I'm waiting for Israel to scrap that stain from the Temple Mount.

I f only

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2021 05:52 PM (Zmnko)

128 Not much news out of Gaza at the moment

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2021 05:52 PM (85Gof)

129 We need our Gorilla Pundit back at full health.

I hope he heals up, he and his wife are good people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 13, 2021 05:52 PM (ifmtJ)

130 State Dept, go fuck yourself again.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 05:53 PM (ZVVrV)

131 Polliwog the 'Ette

Thank you so much for the update. Been worried.

Prayers ascending for his entire clan, and specifically for healing of the nerve damage in his right hand and for the large hepatomas that developed as well.

This is the second time that right side took damage, ISTR.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 05:53 PM (u82oZ)

132
Oregon Muse fell again?

Poor guy. He never fully recovered from his last injury.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 05:53 PM (i1dPL)

133 This sounds like a call for Miracle Max.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 05:53 PM (LvTSG)

134 Heh, goth girls are all the rage right now.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 13, 2021 05:54 PM (gIkzZ)

135 >>...his recovery is very slow and leaves him exhausted most of the time.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 13, 2021 05:48 PM (1lKRm)

Prayers for complete recovery, OregonMuse.

Thank you for the update Polliwog

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 13, 2021 05:54 PM (Z/jzm)

136 Make a sentence using the words hare - hunter - field.

And if you use any trans-gender BS, we'll put a bullet in your brain pan after we sterilize you.


Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2021 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

137 Finally noticed the nood after posting 9 of the last 14 comments on the last thread.

Sigh.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 05:54 PM (qCFo7)

138 I hope the IDF is still wearing their COVID masks so they do not transmit the COVID virus to the peace loving people GAZA.

Posted by: James at May 13, 2021 05:54 PM (rWWna)

139 Nah, abusing the 3rd holy site for Sunnis would be pretty stupid when Israel's doing just fine with Sunnis from Baku to Tabriz to Abu Dhabi to Cairo, and the Persian/Shi'a menace is looming much larger thanks to the US collapse.

But I realize there's an infinite supply of internet truculence.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 05:54 PM (OTzUX)

140 Prayer request from/for Oregon Muse Horde.
---------------
Heal fast Oregon Muse!

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 05:55 PM (+ya+t)

141 >>>116 Prayers out to Oregon Muse.

+1000

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2021 05:55 PM (eOTGX)

142 HAPPENING NOW : Israel is conducting heavy bombing in Gaza, sky turned red at Northern Gaza.

https://tinyurl.com/yt7pzznp

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 05:55 PM (Ia2T7)

143 Prayers for OM and his family.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 05:55 PM (ZVVrV)

144 The Board of Education here is about to be hammered by parents furious about the BLM and critical race theory racist garbage. I've never seen people so mad.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 05:55 PM (sOXXq)

145 Well, here in Colorado, the Covid case rate is rising along with the vaccination rate, even though Covid season should be winding down about now.

I'm not saying correlation is causation, but it is kinda interesting.

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2021 05:55 PM (ofYez)

146 What on earth happened to my head?

Posted by: Ellen at May 13, 2021 05:56 PM (W4eKo)

147 That step dad knew exactly what he was doing. I would love to know how to send that guy something nice for absolutely demolishing that walking bundle of daddy issues.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2021 05:56 PM (YYlyE)

148 Marcus T: "What is all this 'I'm supposed to leave' garbage from Biden..."

He doesn't realize he's president. Or who all these people are in his living room.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 13, 2021 05:56 PM (aXxgO)

149 Don't feed her after midnight!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2021 05:56 PM (Fq1gB)

150 Prayers to OM.

Heal quickly, brother.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 13, 2021 05:56 PM (xPJvm)

151 Huge bombardment in the north and the east of #gaza strip , involving gunboats, fighter jets, and helicopters

https://tinyurl.com/4akdjrp7

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 05:56 PM (Ia2T7)

152
Is this all Shock And Awe bluster where Israel makes a lot of BOOMs but only yields a couple of dozen muslim savage corpses?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 05:57 PM (i1dPL)

153 James, your joke repeats one made to me today earlier by a friend. Sadly, Israel has been among the worst of modern countries in terms of fanatical adherence to idiotic "mitigation" policies, even after a year-long global experiment has confirmed their lack of utility 1,000 times over. I imagine their combat troops will only wear masks for dust and such, depending on the situation. Communication being rather important.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 05:57 PM (OTzUX)

154 The inmates are running the asylum.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 13, 2021 05:57 PM (TdMsT)

155 OM is a treasure. I'll pray for his recovery.

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2021 05:57 PM (ofYez)

156 Donna - thanks it's good to be back, though it kind of sucks to see how the Biden admin is living down to my expectations.

Polliwog - thanks for letting us all know, people have been worried since Saturday when is regular post didn't happen. Prayers are being said (or good wishes, since many of you know that my faith is pretty weak).

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2021 05:58 PM (5p7BC)

157 145 Well, here in Colorado, the Covid case rate is rising along with the vaccination rate, even though Covid season should be winding down about now.

In my area we were supposed to go to a lesser restriction but this week we have had an uptick in cases.. Funny, on Cinco de Mayo about 2000 gathered illegally sans masks to "celebrate."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2021 05:58 PM (Zmnko)

158 If you don't want to have sex with "Iconic Facce", you're just a hateful bigot.

That's settled science.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 05:31 PM (JZT2F)


How long have we been at sea?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2021 05:58 PM (yQpMk)

159 Too fucking bad. The history is unquestionable and building a commode on top of the Jewish temple doesn't give it some special status.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 05:59 PM (sOXXq)

160 We have a fucking turnip occupying the White House.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2021 05:59 PM (II3Gr)

161 Get the margarine.

Posted by: rachel maddow wearing a strap-on at May 13, 2021 05:59 PM (UHVv4)

162 Circa Katrina days, L A Business Journal printed an article/interview re "Ellen". But their autocucumber always spelled it "Degenerates", many many times.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 13, 2021 05:59 PM (4yd1i)

163 HAPPENING NOW : Israel is conducting heavy bombing in Gaza, sky turned red at Northern Gaza.

https://tinyurl.com/yt7pzznp
Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 05:55 PM (Ia2T7)

Yes, maybe, but some of those explosions look like secondary explosions to me. Hamas weapons dump

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2021 05:59 PM (85Gof)

164 160 We have a fucking turnip occupying the White House.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2021 05:59 PM (II3Gr)

I saw some call him POTATUS

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2021 06:00 PM (Zmnko)

165 Hmm, still some Fog of War - new reports emphasizing no IDF ground entry into Gaza, yet. No doubt about the bombardment (mortar, artillery, direct fire) of northern and eastern sectors, however. Which one presumes is preparation.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:00 PM (OTzUX)

166 Bionic Face looks like one of those shrunken heads all swole up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2021 06:00 PM (H5knJ)

167 Huge bombardment in the north and the east of #gaza strip , involving gunboats, fighter jets, and helicopters



I wonder if they will finally do it theis time and root hamas out of gaza.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 06:00 PM (V13WU)

168 HAPPENING NOW : Israel is conducting heavy bombing in Gaza, sky turned red at Northern Gaza.
You people really have become pussies. Give me a dozen B-29s and I solve this problem for you.

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at May 13, 2021 06:01 PM (DpkTQ)

169 Insomniac, a turnip at least has a use.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 06:01 PM (ZVVrV)

170 Iconic Faace has definitely put in the necessary work to be considered Top Lunatic, but nothing compared to the dude who turned himself into a female dragon:

https://tinyurl.com/What-Zhe-Fucking-Fuck

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 06:01 PM (qCFo7)

171 Covid a "lab-made saviour"?

For me (now that I'm about half-way through this Fauci inspired misery) it's made me Fuck-all mad as hell about the whole thing. My kid has to be quarantined (she tested positive but is asymptomatic), and I'm falling way behind in my work.
In fairness, there are others who have been far more deeply affected than we are, and my heart breaks for them.
Man-made disaster.

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at May 13, 2021 06:01 PM (a4lnH)

172 169 Insomniac, a turnip at least has a use.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 06:01 PM (ZVVrV)

You're not wrong.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2021 06:01 PM (II3Gr)

173
Blond Morticia flew the coop?

logprof still MIA?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 06:01 PM (i1dPL)

174 > How long have we been at sea?

There's no sea voyage on Earth long enough for that. Not even back in the Age of Sail.

We'd need to be looking at interplanetary or possibly interstellar distances.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:02 PM (JZT2F)

175 The Babylon Bee continues to be the one news outlet that tells the absolute truth 99.9 percent of the time.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 06:02 PM (qCFo7)

176 Oregon Muse - much healing and full recovery to you.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 06:02 PM (V13WU)

177 Like I said, infinite supply of - stupid - internet truculence.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:02 PM (OTzUX)

178 Having no real force in the White House I was thinking today is why the gulag hasn't started up. Sundowner is just a puppet, no one yet to make dictatorial rules.

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2021 06:02 PM (Cxk7w)

179 > Well, here in Colorado, the Covid case rate is rising along with the vaccination rate, even though Covid season should be winding down about now


I credit the never-ending influx of tramps, hoboes, and street zombies

seriously, I've never seen so many people with everything they own carried on their backs or in stolen shopping carts
it's like one of those post-apocalypse movies

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 06:02 PM (iTXRQ)

180 I have rarely worn a mask since this started, and don't plan to wear one now that I have a "choice". No shots for me, either. Fuck you, mask nazis.

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at May 13, 2021 06:02 PM (jvQ5d)

181 We have a fucking turnip occupying the White House.
Posted by: Insomniac

"YOU FUCKING CABBAGE!!" is regularly screamed at the TV.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 13, 2021 06:03 PM (4yd1i)

182 Yes, maybe, but some of those explosions look like secondary explosions to me. Hamas weapons dump


Nice to know their targeting info was accurate. Too bad tomorrow there will be signs, in English, labeling the buildings as "Children School" or "Baby Hosptial".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 13, 2021 06:03 PM (SchxB)

183
Doesn't Israel have members of hamas in their parliament? Or am I thinking of the US House?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 06:03 PM (i1dPL)

184 Stuff a turnip in a sock and you have a formidable improvised weapon.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2021 06:03 PM (II3Gr)

185 Prayers up for Oregon Muse. Waves to My Life is Insanity and Emmie!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2021 06:03 PM (a4EWo)

186 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April at May 13, 2021 06:03 PM (OX9vb)

187 Does Joe get sent to bed w/o supper when he doesn't walk away from the podium? Sent to the time-out room?

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2021 06:03 PM (AwYPR)

188 Finally noticed the nood after posting 9 of the last 14 comments on the last thread.

Sigh.

At least you're quick. Not like those dummies who have to post 10 comments in a row before they suspect.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2021 06:03 PM (H5knJ)

189 Healing Prayers for OM and his family.
Intractable pain is exhausting and stress makes it worse.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 13, 2021 06:03 PM (gIkzZ)

190 From the Loudon thread: "Bret Baire to interview Liz Cheney in a few minutes, if you need an ipecac.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr"

I laughed so hard when I read that. "if you need an ipecac." Bravo!

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2021 06:04 PM (KAi1n)

191 oh no i hope no palestinians get hurt or whatever

Posted by: ace



"Tread-Winner!" -- Israeli Tankers Union 349

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 06:04 PM (qCFo7)

192 runner: "I wonder if they will finally do it theis time and root hamas out of gaza."

Is that even possible? I'm thinking it would take an utter razing to be rid of Hamas. Flatten, bulldoze, insert, wall, and start anew.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 13, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

193 >We have a fucking turnip occupying the White House.
Posted by: Insomniac

this is unfair to turnips, which actually have some nutritional value

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 06:05 PM (iTXRQ)

194 "Tread-Winner!" -- Israeli Tankers Union 349
Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 06:04 PM (qCFo7)


That's not funny!

Posted by: Zombie Rachael Corrie at May 13, 2021 06:05 PM (PiwSw)

195 the vax causes the body to produce Covid pieces which the PCR test picks up. Vaccinations and PCR cases should rise especially if people get tested when feeling sick.

Posted by: Jamaica nyc at May 13, 2021 06:05 PM (b+v9B)

196 Joey Bidet = Teddy Ruxpin?

Or a See-n-Say?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2021 06:05 PM (O8uM1)

197 Bibi for POTUS....

Posted by: James at May 13, 2021 06:05 PM (rWWna)

198 > Stuff a turnip in a sock and you have a formidable improvised weapon.

Stuff a potato in your swim trunks and you'll get a lot of attention at the beach.

Different kinds of attention, depending on whether you put it in the front or the back.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:06 PM (JZT2F)

199 Is that even possible? I'm thinking it would take an utter razing to be rid of Hamas. Flatten, bulldoze, insert, wall, and start anew.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 13, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)


yes, very possible

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 06:06 PM (V13WU)

200 None of this hudna bullshit either.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 06:06 PM (ZVVrV)

201 Iconic is sort of hot, in a manly kind of way.

Posted by: David French at May 13, 2021 06:07 PM (W4eKo)

202 Sharkman

Went back and read you comments. Good ones.

Now we need to take down Hamas. Move the inhabitants to someplace appropriate, like Yemen or Somalia.

Kill enough people, and there will be peace in Gaza.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 06:07 PM (u82oZ)

203 Gaza is a pretty small place.

Posted by: davidt at May 13, 2021 06:07 PM (pnSY9)

204 "Two Years Before The Mask"

Abandoned Titles for Fauci's Memoirs, #23.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 06:07 PM (qCFo7)

205 > Does Joe get sent to bed w/o supper when he doesn't walk away from the podium? Sent to the time-out room?

Doctor Jill doesn't let him hide in the closed and watch while she's getting railed by Hunter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:07 PM (JZT2F)

206 Hi, Debby! Hope all is well with you!

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2021 06:07 PM (ofYez)

207 218 shannot is not a word
shan't
[ shant, shahnt ]
contraction of shall not.

///
So, "sha't" is also a contraction of shall not?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2021 06:07 PM (KAi1n)

208 Looks like JDAM and SDB hits on specific targets. I can't tell what some of the secondaries are from. Could be launch sites and munitions.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 06:07 PM (sOXXq)

209 91 So ballots were switched or legal ballots were thrown away or illegal ballots were counted in AZ?
Posted by: Floridachick

The vote totals reported to the Sec. of State office are more than the actual physical ballots on hand cast in these precincts. Federal and state laws require keeping all the physical ballots, and other materials available for nearly two years before they can be discarded.

So, a) physical ballots were run through scanners multiple times (this is an old inner city scam and happened in Detroit precincts in 2016 until the recount was scrapped), b) ballots were illegally thrown away which is why Maricopa insisted that the ballots be taken elsewhere so they could try to blame the auditors, c) the tabulators simply added phantom ballots to the count perhaps through image duplication.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 06:07 PM (pO7gM)

210 OM is sick? Prayers up!

Posted by: CN at May 13, 2021 06:08 PM (ONvIw)

211 Breaking News: Representatives Omar and Cortez will be holding a rally tonight in DC to support Hezbollah and Hamas.......

Posted by: James at May 13, 2021 06:08 PM (rWWna)

212 Woah! ace is assigning homework!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2021 06:08 PM (DMUuz)

213 Can you name two (2) things this person can do which will have a more significant impact on his health than wearing a mask post-vaccination?

Keto, baby! And take a walk or two!

Posted by: April at May 13, 2021 06:08 PM (OX9vb)

214 > Move the inhabitants to someplace appropriate, like Yemen or Somalia.

How about one of those atolls that's awash at every high tide, and gets submerged completely in hurricane/typhoon/cyclone season?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:08 PM (JZT2F)

215 Intractable pain is exhausting and stress makes it worse.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
___

So, so true.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 06:08 PM (Ia2T7)

216
I'm thinking it would take an utter razing to be rid of Hamas. Flatten, bulldoze, insert, wall, and start anew.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 13, 2021 06:04 PM

I'm not seeing the downside...

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 13, 2021 06:08 PM (DUIap)

217 26 Pixy does not allow 500 word essays.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2021 05:32 PM (NHxss)

Pixy don't wanna read it.

Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2021 06:09 PM (F9322)

218 > So, "sha't" is also a contraction of shall not?

"Shall or are not" = sha'r't.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:10 PM (JZT2F)

219 I believe Israelis got rid of Hamas in the West Bank. Early 2000s ? So they all moved to Gaza.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 06:10 PM (V13WU)

220 215 Intractable pain is exhausting and stress makes it worse.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

Ah, so you've been married I see.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2021 06:10 PM (II3Gr)

221 Rodrigo Borgia

That was actually my first thought, but they need more suffering. And sharks do not need more conditioning to go after sub-humans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 06:10 PM (u82oZ)

222 The thing is, the only sane response to intentionally infecting the world with a man made bioweapon would be to start dropping bombs (figuratively.)

I realized that back in Feb., 2000. Back then I doubted even Trump had the balls to frame it rationally, but he was hinting in the right direction (and Pompeo).

So it was clear that the world would *want* to dismiss this since the alternative was to embargo China and seize all assets. But these people are sucking Xi's cock, and liking it.

Same with the election -- we are in a world where if I tell my accounting dept that I spent $14 on lunch while on travel I had better have a receipt - all systems are auditable, and often audited since that is the only way to keep things honest. But to elect a president we have to take their word for it. madness.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2021 06:10 PM (NHxss)

223 Reporting and visuals so far seemed to show artillery being used for many of the (day-time) strikes in Gaza, I mean before this current bombardment. But it can be hard to tell which kind of ordnance was used from the videos - it's just clear they're precision-guided, and carefully placed (the takedowns of a few high rises resembled a controlled demolition, with the structure being disassembled as it would be in such an operation).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:11 PM (OTzUX)

224 So ballots were switched or legal ballots were thrown away or illegal ballots were counted in AZ?
Posted by: Floridachick at May 13, 2021 05:44 PM (DnWIB)

Vocabulary enhancement: Embrace the power of "and"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 06:11 PM (hOUT3)

225 I will not wear a mask and I will not get vaccinated.

Go get ducked straight up your decrepit ducked pedophile ass mister duckface fake resident in chief duckhead duck less pedo duckless of ducks. Ducking motherducker duckhead.

Hmmm my autocorrect seems to be on the fritz

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 13, 2021 06:11 PM (MypRM)

226 Prayers for OregonMuse. He is a Horde treasure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 06:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

227 > That was actually my first thought, but they need more suffering.

Well, see, that's why you pick one that's maybe ankle-deep during normal high tides, but disappears completely during a heavy storm surge. Drop them there several months ahead of typhoon season.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:12 PM (JZT2F)

228 The point of war is to force your enemies to agree to something they would not otherwise by inflicting pain on them.
Palis have a rather low view of human life and a high view of martyrdom, so merely killing some of their fighters only buys time until the next crop of recruits are ready.
Either you kill the leadership, in its entirety, you kill enough of the populace to take the fight out of them (historically about a third of the men), or you reduce their living conditions to the point they have to focus on not starving.

Anything else is just Israeli failure theater.


Posted by: Obligatory at May 13, 2021 06:12 PM (DpkTQ)

229 Clearly a "disproportionate" response, since Gaza didn't invade Israel first.

Or something.

Posted by: rhomboid

Gotta love the Israeli's Arty Prep timeline, though:

1. Send text/auto call to Pali Civvies telling them to bug out.

2. Wait 10 minutes.

3. Send the fucking mail.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 06:12 PM (qCFo7)

230 So, "sha't" is also a contraction of shall not?
Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2021 06:07 PM

It's a. Sometimes affectionate. Nickname. For me.

It's generally prefaced. Though. With "The".

Posted by: Wm. "Bill" Shatner at May 13, 2021 06:12 PM (DMUuz)

231 AltonJackson: "I'm not seeing the downside..."

No, not a downside at all. Just that that's what I thought it would take to get rid of the terrorists since the population certainly won't. The LAST persons to leave will be the terrorists/Palestinian army.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 13, 2021 06:12 PM (aXxgO)

232 Pixy don't wanna read it.

Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2021 06:09 PM (F9322)

Me either...get a newsletter.

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2021 06:12 PM (AwYPR)

233 What did I miss about OM?

Posted by: davidt at May 13, 2021 06:13 PM (pnSY9)

234 Be sure to stuff a turnip in your sock
If you come to San Francisco

Posted by: zombie scott mackenzie at May 13, 2021 06:14 PM (UHVv4)

235 233 What did I miss about OM?
Posted by: davidt at May 13, 2021 06:13 PM (pnSY9)

See 104.

Posted by: Zombie Rachael Corrie at May 13, 2021 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

236
Speaking of jew-haters and all-around rotten cocksuckers...

"mayor" kaiser wilhelm of NYC gave a "press briefing" today to tout his very stupid new inititative of giving free burger and fries to anyone who gets vaccinated.

There's more: the "mayor" kaiser wilhelm made everyone watch him EAT a burger and fries while he promoted his initiative...and himself.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 06:14 PM (i1dPL)

237 But to elect a president we have to take their word for it. madness.
After the 2000 and 2016 elections the left was given free reign to audit the votes. In both cases they found the Republican won fair and square.

And if you want to prove this is the case that's what you do.

The only reason to try and squelch a recount is because you know the vote was not free and fair.

Posted by: Obligatory at May 13, 2021 06:14 PM (DpkTQ)

238

So, out walking the dog today, and I stepped in some Shiite...

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Carson at May 13, 2021 06:14 PM (o6NKx)

239 Harris can now perform her job better without the mask....... Just sayin........

Posted by: James at May 13, 2021 06:14 PM (rWWna)

240 Kill enough people, and there will be peace in Gaza.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 06:07 PM (u82oZ)

I rate this statement as harsh, but accurate!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 06:15 PM (hOUT3)

241 Gaza is such a small place. Smaller than Queens Borough in NYC.

A couple daisy cutters will turn it into a parking lot.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2021 06:15 PM (NHxss)

242 They were using JDAM's earlier. Looks like GBU 32's and 38's.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 06:16 PM (sOXXq)

243
Yeah, sandy cortez took the sewer known as twitter to fully defend hamas, and went further by blaming Israel for everything. Israel started it, she said.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 06:16 PM (i1dPL)

244
241 Gaza is such a small place. Smaller than Queens Borough in NYC.

A couple daisy cutters will turn it into a parking lot.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2021 06:15 PM (NHxss)

They paved Palestine
And put in a parking lot
Ooohh la la la
Ooohh la la la

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2021 06:16 PM (II3Gr)

245 Clearly a "disproportionate" response, since Gaza didn't invade Israel first.


By lefty logic isn't Nancy Pelosi supposed to take a selfie in random DC protestor's house and call it a day? Anything else is disproportionate.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2021 06:16 PM (DpkTQ)

246 I'm not saying I can't be bought, but who's ambitions are so subterranean that they can be bought with a burger and fries? (Pretend Brian Stelter does not exist for purposes of this comment.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2021 06:16 PM (H5knJ)

247 Bibi said territory taken by force in this operation would be annexed, not returned.

Interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid



About damn time. And he wouldn't be saying that unless everyone in the ME except Iran was telling him it's okay.

I think folks in the ME were getting used to peacefully making yuge piles of cash by trading with each other and not worrying about the Idiot Palis while Trump was in. They are just as pissed as the Israelis are about this latest bullshit.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 06:17 PM (qCFo7)

248
Reminder: the supposed mayor of NYC, kaiser wilhelm, actually ran for president in '20.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 06:17 PM (i1dPL)

249 239 Harris can now perform her job better without the mask....... Just sayin........
Posted by: James at May 13, 2021 06:14 PM (rWWna)

===

I give her a 7 out of 10. Made me call a lid a little early the other day.

Posted by: President NPC at May 13, 2021 06:18 PM (FPuSC)

250 I hope they also get the tunnels near Sderot. I know that was a big issue during the last conflict.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 06:18 PM (PiwSw)

251 Commie media will be manufacturing truckloads of "Gaza suffering" tomorrow.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 13, 2021 06:18 PM (W4eKo)

252 Summon Green Helmet Guy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2021 06:19 PM (yQpMk)

253 Waves back to Debby! Hope you are well

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 13, 2021 06:19 PM (Z/jzm)

254 104 - Polliwog - Prayers up for Oregon Muse!

Posted by: Iris at May 13, 2021 06:19 PM (6lKe4)

255 Jefferson Co CO announces it will go to "Level Clear" on May 16

it's pretty much no change from where we are now...
they still insist on face diapers, so, BFD on your 'level clear' shit

focus group gibberish

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 06:19 PM (iTXRQ)

256 Sounds like a few kinks are being thrown into that "From the river to the sea" marketing slogan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2021 06:19 PM (DMUuz)

257 Has shar'nt been used yet?

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (+ya+t)

258 Ashkelon now facing a new barrage.

IDF claimed last night to have eliminated 80% of PIJ production capacity, slightly less of Hamas'.

Given the geography and range of the systems involved, trying to figure out how Israel could do a useful partial annexation, hard to see. Small place. Only use of annexation or occupation would be to push back the launch points for rockets - otherwise it will be a nightmarish burden.

Israel's amazing intel penetration does not require being militarily inside Gaza, or seizing any part of it. As is once again clear from the last few days. Geography and rocket launching locations are all that matter here.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (OTzUX)

259 Prayers for OregonMuse. He is a Horde treasure.
Seconded! Prayer up OM. Get well soon!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (HaL55)

260 He said he very much wants to return to the blog,
but right now his recovery is very slow and leaves him exhausted most of
the time.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 13, 2021 05:48 PM (1lKRm)
so sorry to hear this. He had that shoulder issue a couple years back.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (DJFLF)

261 Brain and brain! What is brain?!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (Eicbe)

262 I am Joe's Spongiform Brain.....

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (0KKyI)

263 Bibi said territory taken by force in this operation would be annexed, not returned.

Interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid

Beaches...Gaza's got beaches...right?

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (AwYPR)

264 Commie media will be manufacturing truckloads of "Gaza suffering" tomorrow.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 13, 2021 06:18 PM (W4eKo)

Betting they already have several days worth in the can ready to go!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 06:21 PM (hOUT3)

265 He said he very much wants to return to the blog, but right now his recovery is very slow and leaves him exhausted most of the time.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


Damn. Prayers very much up for OM.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 06:21 PM (qCFo7)

266 I see your green haired lady and raise you a...a....orange-ish thing....

https://tinyurl.com/y7mfbe34

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 06:21 PM (cF8AT)

267 259 Prayers for OregonMuse. He is a Horde treasure.
Seconded! Prayer up OM. Get well soon!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (HaL55)


What ails him? Serious question....

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 06:21 PM (0KKyI)

268 Has shar'nt been used yet?
Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (+ya+t)
---
I shart not.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 06:22 PM (Eicbe)

269
What ails him? Serious question....
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 06:21 PM (0KKyI)


See 104.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 06:22 PM (PiwSw)

270 121 I'm waiting for Israel to scrap that stain from the Temple Mount.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 05:51 PM (sOXXq)

A -53K can sling load a medium sized Cat.

Posted by: E. C. Gordon at May 13, 2021 06:22 PM (ek3OS)

271 269
What ails him? Serious question....
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 06:21 PM (0KKyI)


See 104.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 06:22 PM (PiwSw)

Thanks.

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 06:23 PM (0KKyI)

272 Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (OTzUX)

The rockets are getting more sophisticated, not in accuracy but in range. The few kilometers that Israel would gain isn't worth it from that perspective. I think annexation is mostly punitive, with a little bit of making the tunnels harder to build thrown in for good measure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 06:23 PM (Q9lwr)

273 I just "talked" to him on Twitter and he's been off the blog because he's been in the hospital for surgery after a fall at the beginning of the month.
He asks specifically for prayer for healing of the nerve damage in his right hand and for the large hematomas that developed as well.
He said he very much wants to return to the blog, but right now his recovery is very slow and leaves him exhausted most of the time.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 13, 2021 05:48 PM (1lKRm)

Oh no! Prayers up definitely!

Didn't he have a fall a few years ago and injured his shoulder?

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 06:23 PM (cF8AT)

274 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 13, 2021 05:48 PM (1lKRm)

Thanks for the update. Sorry dear OM is having these troubles. Will pray for his complete healing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 06:23 PM (k39e/)

275 Bibi said territory taken by force in this operation would be annexed, not returned.

Interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid

Do you have a link for that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2021 06:23 PM (85Gof)

276 That trans woman thing is the stuff of nightmares...

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 06:24 PM (0KKyI)

277 Breaking News: Iconic Facce was known previously as Jimmy Maurice Lewis II.

No word yet on if he's the Pompetus of bank robbery.

Posted by: Moron News Service at May 13, 2021 06:24 PM (DMUuz)

278 I tried to make a Ted Baxter joke earlier. Anyone remember him? He would say whatever was on the monitor, and usually mispronounce it. But he was just stupid, not evil, stupid, corrupt and decomposing like biden.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2021 06:24 PM (NHxss)

279 Fallon Fox seems nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 06:24 PM (k39e/)

280 Portland, burning Portland; How did they ever put, how does he, Michael Berry, make a dollar in Portland?

1190 KEX, Portland OR

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 06:24 PM (Fk2WS)

281 There's already been a viral video out of Gaza about "war crimes" ..... except this one is by a UAE Red Crescent guy, detailing how Hamas was committing war crimes by siting anti-aircraft artillery at one of their field hospitals. His words are pretty scorching.

It's not your father's Oldsmobile, in many respects, any more.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:24 PM (OTzUX)

282 272 Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (OTzUX)

The rockets are getting more sophisticated, not in accuracy but in range. The few kilometers that Israel would gain isn't worth it from that perspective. I think annexation is mostly punitive, with a little bit of making the tunnels harder to build thrown in for good measure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 06:23 PM (Q9lwr)

Do you know how big the IDF is, CBD?

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 06:25 PM (0KKyI)

283 Has shar'nt been used yet?
Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (+ya+t)

If the left can causally alter the meaning of words in common use for centuries, I see no reason why we here cannot declare shannot a valid word with a clear meaning!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 06:25 PM (hOUT3)

284 OH and that Unity gov with arabs....Ah ya won't be seeing that no more. LOL. Hamas saves Netanyahu

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2021 06:26 PM (85Gof)

285 261 Brain and brain! What is brain?!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2021 06:20 PM (Eicbe)
---

Dr. McJill: His body lives, the autonomic functions continue. But there is no mind.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 06:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

286 Arty - bringing dignity to what otherwise would be a common brawl.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2021 05:40 PM (Rvt8

---
Cavalry - bringing class to what would otherwise be nothing more than a vulgar brawl.

1/18th Cav '95-01

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 13, 2021 06:26 PM (2XXh9)

287 What's going on with OM?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 06:26 PM (Fk2WS)

288 Anyone know if Chucky Schumer has weighed in on this yet?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 06:26 PM (PiwSw)

289 >I tried to make a Ted Baxter joke earlier. Anyone remember him? He would say whatever was on the monitor, and usually mispronounce it....



"Go f*** yourself, San Diego."

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 06:26 PM (iTXRQ)

290 287 What's going on with OM?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 06:26 PM (Fk2WS)


104

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 06:26 PM (PiwSw)

291 Hezbollah just launched three rockets at Israel from Lebanon. They went into the Med.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 06:27 PM (Q9lwr)

292 287 What's going on with OM?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 06:26 PM (Fk2WS)


See273....

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 06:27 PM (0KKyI)

293 121 I'm waiting for Israel to scrap that stain from the Temple Mount.


I'e always been surprised that they did not "find" any documents in the dead sea to justify a Jewish claim to mecca. Have Moses or Abraham fly there on a magic horse or something. That's how I would have played it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2021 06:27 PM (NHxss)

294 Bomb paradise and put up a parkin' lot
lot... lot... lot...

Posted by: joni mitchell at May 13, 2021 06:27 PM (UHVv4)

295 Do you know how big the IDF is, CBD?
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 06:25 PM (0KKyI)

About 170,000 AD
450,000 reserves or so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2021 06:27 PM (85Gof)

296 Please point out where in the Constitution it gives the "president"
the power to dictate to get a vaccine or wear a mask forever.

P.S. I hope OM makes a speedy recovery!

Posted by: DJ at May 13, 2021 06:28 PM (O3/K+)

297 I see your green haired lady and raise you a...a....orange-ish thing....

https://tinyurl.com/y7mfbe34
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 06:21 PM (cF8AT)
.......

cute couple.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2021 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

298 CBD that's right, that's why I can't make annexation = useful set-back for rocket sites, actually even with current systems. But note that Hezbollah's rockets up north, many of them, are now not just longer-legged but much more accurate. That's the sword hanging over Israel now, and for some time.

NGU, wish I did - yesterday rickb223 posted excerpts from what I think was ID'd as a statement to the Knesset by Bibi. That's where the annexation threat, coupled with an ultimatum to immediately stop rocket attacks, appeared (obviously that ultimatum was spurned). I looked for the statement a bit online but couldn't find it.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:28 PM (OTzUX)

299 >>>declare shannot a valid word with a clear meaning!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 06:25 PM (hOUT3)
------------------------------

It's in the AoS style guide -> declare and define

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 06:28 PM (Fk2WS)

300 I shart not.

Release the Kraken! You will feel better!

Posted by: Zombie Mao at May 13, 2021 06:28 PM (W4eKo)

301 295 Do you know how big the IDF is, CBD?
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 06:25 PM (0KKyI)

About 170,000 AD
450,000 reserves or so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2021 06:27 PM (85Gof)


Thanks... big seasoned force then...

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 06:28 PM (0KKyI)

302 It's not your father's Oldsmobile, in many respects, any more.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:24 PM (OTzUX)

During one of the last conflicts, wasn't there a Dutch? TV crew outside a Gaza hospital (!) that inadvertently showed them launching rockets, right beside the hospital?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 06:28 PM (PiwSw)

303 300 I shart not.

Release the Kraken! You will feel better!
Posted by: Zombie Mao at May 13, 2021 06:28 PM (W4eKo)


No one EVER asks...

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 06:29 PM (0KKyI)

304 I see no reason why we here cannot declare shannot a valid word with a clear meaning!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 06:25 PM (hOUT3)
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I said last thread that it sounds and is spelled just like a word. That's one more point of similarity than what kind have before claiming X is Y.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2021 06:29 PM (Eicbe)

305 Skip ... or anyone in PA - who to vote for PA SCOTUS in the primary?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2021 06:29 PM (IMQiW)

306 NGU, it was in the excerpt of BiBi"s speech that rickb223 post the other night.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 06:30 PM (ZVVrV)

307 Does anybody have a link to the 100 republicans who are going to power Liz Cheney into the White House?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2021 06:30 PM (a4EWo)

308 CBD think those were believed to be short-range crap launched by PIJ in Lebanon - their trajectory didn't threaten any populated areas, so no alerts issued. Don't know about response strikes launched, but none announced.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:31 PM (OTzUX)

309 Prayers for OM.

Where are the hematomas ?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 06:31 PM (Fk2WS)

310 I see no reason why we here cannot declare shannot a valid word with a clear meaning!


Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 06:25 PM (hOUT3)

And the opposite would be: Shallot?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 06:31 PM (Q9lwr)

311 Does anybody have a link to the 100 republicans who are going to power Liz Cheney into the White House?

Funny you should ask!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 13, 2021 06:32 PM (W4eKo)

312 Never missing an opportunity to miss an opportunity = creating an opportunity. It's all a matter of perspective.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2021 06:32 PM (KAi1n)

313 Now we need to take down Hamas. Move the inhabitants to someplace appropriate, like Yemen or Somalia.

Kill enough people, and there will be peace in Gaza.

Posted by: NaCly Dog


It would be nice if the Gazanians (??) could just be moved back to where they are originally from, which is Egypt. Gaza was Egyptian territory and the West Bank was Jordanian turf before they lost the '67 war. They should be forcefully repatriated to their own countries, but of course the dirty 75 year old secret of the Palis is that it is Jordan and Egypt who've kept them locked in permanent refugee status, not Israel.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 06:32 PM (qCFo7)

314 Am I allowed to say that Ms. Fox has issues that *don't* involve her gender?
Posted by: pookysgirl, surviving the town festival (barely) at May 13, 2021 05:30 PM (XKZwp)

That fucker needs a good necklacing, Winnie Mandela style.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 06:32 PM (FqOd7)

315 The haggis is in the fire for sure.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2021 06:33 PM (AoSND)

316 Biden's Dying Brain Is Nearly Dead
.......

It's still alive, it's just getting really smooth.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2021 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

317 Another plan for ME peace I had was for Israel to just out and out state that every rocket that falls on their territory will be paid with moving the fence 1m out for a 100m stretch. If someone is injured, then 5m. If killed, then 10 m. That is, every death loses 1 square km from gaza or west bank.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2021 06:34 PM (NHxss)

318 308 CBD think those were believed to be short-range crap
------------

How do they keep missing the al-aqsa and the gold dome? So hard to miss.
Call the IDF

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 06:34 PM (Fk2WS)

319 Prayers for Oregon Muse, hope he heals up fast

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2021 06:34 PM (IMQiW)

320 "That popinjay Fox went down a couple of minutes ago."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2021 06:34 PM (AoSND)

321 Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me, little Aisha
On a magic carpet ride
You don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes, girl
Look inside, girl

Posted by: steppenwolf at May 13, 2021 06:34 PM (UHVv4)

322 Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:31 PM (OTzUX)

The report said from near Tyre. But I think anything launched out of Lebanon is linked to Hezbollah. I'm not certain, but I think it is a good bet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 06:35 PM (Q9lwr)

323 Prayers up for OM from here, as well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 13, 2021 06:35 PM (W4eKo)

324 312 Never missing an opportunity to miss an opportunity = creating an opportunity. It's all a matter of perspective.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2021 06:32 PM (KAi1n)
-----------------

So, You scored?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 06:35 PM (Fk2WS)

325 I thought you had higher standards. She is a 2, not a 1.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 05:34 PM (u82oZ)

That green-haired thing? That's a zero, if ever i saw one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 06:36 PM (FqOd7)

326

Pali's would fit right in at either Somalia or Haiti or Yemen. Divide 'em up to reduce critical mass factors and ship 'em off. A Voyage of the Damned if you will.

The irony, it burns!

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Carson at May 13, 2021 06:36 PM (o6NKx)

327 Hezbollah just launched three rockets at Israel from Lebanon. They went into the Med.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

We should go to some Hezbollah blog, become a troll. Fun? Deadly? Teach then English slang.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 06:36 PM (QeenG)

328 323 Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:31 PM (OTzUX)

The report said from near Tyre. But I think anything launched out of Lebanon is linked to Hezbollah. I'm not certain, but I think it is a good bet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 06:35 PM (Q9lwr)


Yep, and previous rockets have hit as far south as Galilee (Tiberias) and Haifa.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 06:36 PM (PiwSw)

329 304 I see no reason why we here cannot declare shannot a valid word with a clear meaning!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 06:25 PM (hOUT3)
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It's a word. Has letters and everything.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2021 06:36 PM (MVjcR)

330 130 State Dept, go fuck yourself again.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 05:53 PM (ZVVrV)

I heartily concur.

Prayers for you OM, that you may have complete healing, renewed energy and vigor, and many more years of punditry, book threads with pants, and anything else you and your lovely wife wish to do. God bless you.

Posted by: Moki at May 13, 2021 06:37 PM (ncrvG)

331 307 Does anybody have a link to the 100 republicans who are going to power Liz Cheney into the White House?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2021 06:30 PM (a4EWo)
--------------------------

It's at the DNC.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 06:37 PM (Fk2WS)

332 Yep, and previous rockets have hit as far south as Galilee (Tiberias) and Haifa.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 06:36 PM (PiwSw)


Previous, as in 2006, not now. Not yet, anyway.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 06:37 PM (PiwSw)

333 By lefty logic isn't Nancy Pelosi supposed to take a selfie in random DC protestor's house and call it a day? Anything else is disproportionate.

That, but it also means that some rando DC protestor can go in and anonymously gun down a staffer - that will keep things proportional.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 13, 2021 06:37 PM (AxBun)

334 Sorry to inform you ace, reporting is that heavy Israeli artillery preparation for ground operations produced heavy casualties in Gaza.

Clearly a "disproportionate" response, since Gaza didn't invade Israel first.

Or something.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 05:36 PM (OTzUX)

A walking barrage of 15kT nukes would do wonders.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 06:38 PM (FqOd7)

335 kraken

3 brigades would be totally inadequate for urban combat in the olden days. Urban combat is quite bloody.

The UDF has trained very hard to make them effective, and with few casualties.

We shall see. Complete destruction, every 500 meter phase line, then move the phase line further, would be one approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 06:38 PM (u82oZ)

336 "Complete the sequence, Mr. President."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2021 06:39 PM (AoSND)

337 Move the Palis to Minnesota.

Might improve the place.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2021 06:39 PM (R/m4+)

338 For Fenelonspoke. Don't be a Sexist: Here are 9 Huge Advantages of a Lady Preacher. From the Babylon Bee


https://tinyurl.com/kkxjey9d

Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 06:40 PM (vMCab)

339 Similarities between the Palestinians and the current DNC

1) they're controlled by a murderous ideology
2) they're totally a cult of victimization
3) they never negotiate in good faith
4) their leaders are all cowards and grifters

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 06:41 PM (PiwSw)

340 Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Horde mind. Losing a war used to really hurt. Maybe this time it will.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

341 @313
Egypt and Jordan have practical reasons for not wanting them back. At one point, the Palies in Jordan tried to overthrow the monarchy.

Posted by: junior at May 13, 2021 06:41 PM (bOgji)

342 Parents who think their 4yo is Trans Gender need to be put out of that kids misery.
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2021 05:44 PM (Cxk7w)

Parents who name a child "Stormy" need to be beaten bloody, and thrown in a ditch to bleed out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 06:43 PM (FqOd7)

343 cafe nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 06:43 PM (PiwSw)

344 General Veerkur, prepare your troops for a surface attack

Posted by: Darth Bibi at May 13, 2021 06:44 PM (/6GbT)

345 IIRC OM had a issue with his shoulder.
Get well soon OM.

Posted by: Ronster at May 13, 2021 06:44 PM (mJTIU)

346 >>>A walking barrage of 15kT nukes would do wonders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 06:38 PM (FqOd7)
-----------

Always favored a series of D-11s in tandem but
whatever gets the job done.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 06:44 PM (Fk2WS)

347 1m out for a 100m stretch. If someone is injured, then 5m. If killed, then 10 m. That is, every death loses 1 square km from gaza or west bank.

That isn't how square meters are calculated. A square kilometer would be one kilometer on each side, or 1000m * 1000m.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 13, 2021 06:44 PM (AxBun)

348 Alberta Oil Peon

My bad. I typed 2, meaning zero. I really don't have a dog in the AoSHQ chick rating system fight.

But that fitness instructor was ooh la la healthy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 06:45 PM (u82oZ)

349 Hey everybody.

I'm sure it'll be willowed soon, but anybody hear about the locker-room confrontation between MTGreene and AOC in the hallway at Congress High School oops I mean Congress?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 06:45 PM (L2ZTs)

350 Pali's should all be wiped out. Let the towel head in the sky/ or wherever sort it out.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 06:46 PM (E0OEG)

351 Not since Nineveh, not since Tyre!
Not since Babylon turned to mire!

Posted by: kismet at May 13, 2021 06:46 PM (UHVv4)

352 349 Hey everybody.

I'm sure it'll be willowed soon, but anybody hear about the locker-room confrontation between MTGreene and AOC in the hallway at Congress High School oops I mean Congress?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 06:45 PM (L2ZTs)
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You know the drill

link link link

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 06:47 PM (Fk2WS)

353
I'm sure it'll be willowed soon, but anybody hear about the locker-room confrontation between MTGreene and AOC in the hallway at Congress High School oops I mean Congress?
Posted by: qdpsteve

I think I read MTG wants to debate donkey chompers. No go.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 06:48 PM (E0OEG)

354 "Complete the sequence, Mr. President."

Posted by: Dr. Varno



I've got that movie downloaded and I think I might check it out again tonight. Never go wrong quoting from it.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 06:48 PM (qCFo7)

355 Funny how Slo Joe thinks he gets to make rules or decrees as if he is a king.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 13, 2021 06:49 PM (r+sAi)

356 Also, MTG and AOC continued their confrontation on the phone later:

- "You ain't nothin' Sandy! Why you so chicken you won't debate? I know why, 'cuz I got the Constitution on my side!!"
- "Oh please bitch!! You da chicken!! Why weren't you out there with your homies on 1/6??"
- "Nuh uh!! I was out there!! Protecting your sorry sick red ass!!"
- "You the red ass bitch bitch!! I got the people on my side! Power to the people!!
- "Nuh uh!! Constitution all the way baby!"
- "Nuh uh!! Power to the people!!"
- "Nuh uh!!"
- "Nuh uh!!"
- "Nuh uh!!"

(continued for 17 more minutes)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 06:50 PM (L2ZTs)

357 Egypt and Jordan have practical reasons for not wanting them back. At one point, the Palies in Jordan tried to overthrow the monarchy.

Posted by: junior


Yep. Those Black September assholes, if memory serves.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 06:50 PM (qCFo7)

358 Infidel, no wonder AOC is so scared! :-)

Linkypoo to story at HotFart:

https://tinyurl.com/j5ed9p4b

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)

359 Prayers up for OregonMuse - fast healing with minimal discomfort or excellent drugs.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 13, 2021 06:51 PM (nWxPx)

360 Where are the hematomas ?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 06:31 PM (Fk2WS)

My impression was that they were on his hands, but I guess I don't actually know that for a fact.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 13, 2021 07:20 PM (1lKRm)

361 About Law & Order. Igotta admit, it is the epitome of stellar acting to make anybody believe for one second that the lawyers are the good guys.

Posted by: West at May 13, 2021 07:40 PM (QY+6a)

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