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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Carl Spitzweg
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 08:30 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 13, 2021 08:31 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2021 08:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2021 08:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Blacksheep at May 13, 2021 08:31 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 08:31 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 08:31 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 13, 2021 08:32 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2021 08:32 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 08:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 13, 2021 08:32 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 08:32 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
He's so poor, he doesn't even have a language. Just a silly accent.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2021 08:32 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 13, 2021 08:32 AM (wb3D1)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 13, 2021 08:32 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)
1. His poetry is poor (as in not very good)
2. He is poor (as in he has little money)
3. He is poor *because* his poetry is poor
Regardless, though, this is an easy problem to solve. Of course his poetry isn't going well enough to support him. He's literally *living* under an umbrella that is opened indoors. It's a black umbrella at that. It's like having a stormcloud above you that rains down bad luck. He could be doing much better with only this very modest change!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: The Guy at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (bbb3f)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (wb3D1)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (WGara)
And what's up with the umbrella, how is that installed, and why?
Posted by: Blacksheep at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)
No fuckin' shit lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a PIZZA?!?!
Posted by: John McClane at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)
they must be really good
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (2SdPm)
NOT POOR ENOUGH!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 13, 2021 08:32 AM (wb3D1)
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It's especially important when he's alone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2021 08:35 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (AwYPR)
Alternate title: The life and times of Ice Tray.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 13, 2021 08:35 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2021 08:35 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 08:35 AM (aJJGg)
countin' flowers on the wall...
Posted by: The Statler Brothers at May 13, 2021 08:35 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (ELgVT)
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Through the window and off the white wall?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 08:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (iTXRQ)
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I taught him that.
Posted by: Michael Valentine Smith at May 13, 2021 08:35 AM (2SdPm)
Nope, that's a simian of some sort in that outfit.
I do hope this person was a starving artist, for they truly deserved to be so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:35 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (yrol0)
Isn't that a lyric from "I'm Turning Japanese?"
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Oh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor
would've been a palace to us...
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 08:36 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2021 08:34 AM (IUd0M)
We wanted to use the corridor but could only afford the door jam.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 13, 2021 08:36 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2021 08:36 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 08:37 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Blacksheep at May 13, 2021 08:37 AM (6mvRv)
And I know it
Posted by: poor SOB sleeping on other poets books at May 13, 2021 08:37 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JROD at May 13, 2021 08:37 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 13, 2021 08:37 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 08:38 AM (45fpk)
I think he's saying the guy sucked. Harsh, I know.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 08:38 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 08:33 AM (2JVJo)
I thought I had, but I checked, and nope! I'll take a look for good versions.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 08:38 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 13, 2021 08:38 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: BignJames
Alternate title: The life and times of Ice Tray.
Posted by: Sponge
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 08:38 AM (OCTRt)
Luxury
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 08:38 AM (iTXRQ)
That ain't much, but it would be an upgrade from this!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:38 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:39 AM (pNxlR)
poor, poor, pitiful me
Posted by: Linda Rondstadt at May 13, 2021 08:39 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 08:31 AM (U2p+3)
You can have me hat or me bumbershoo'
But you never better bother with me ol' bamboo!
https://tinyurl.com/v5h95kpm
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 08:39 AM (2JVJo)
He is certain that fame and riches are just around the corner.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 08:39 AM (jvt6t)
There once was a poet named Rob
Wrote verse for his neighborhood mob
'Til one day said Dad,
"I'm not sayin' it's bad
But you'd better not quit your day job!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 08:39 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 08:39 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: IP at May 13, 2021 08:40 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:40 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 13, 2021 08:40 AM (II3Gr)
poetry isn't going well enough to support him. He's literally *living*
under an umbrella that is opened indoors. It's a black umbrella at that.
It's like having a stormcloud above you that rains down bad luck. He
could be doing much better with only this very modest change!
Sounds like an early Joe Btfsplk.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 08:40 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Zombie Warren Zevon at May 13, 2021 08:40 AM (jvt6t)
You had a stove?
Luxury!!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2021 08:40 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 13, 2021 08:41 AM (SDoKK)
Had he only knitted that headgear in pink he could have cornered the intellectual property concession for pussy hats one hundred fifty years later.
His ne'er-do-well descendants would have thanked him for it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:42 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Linda Rondstadt at May 13, 2021 08:39 AM (DUIap)
I love that song. Patty Loveless does a great version as well.
I better say something about the painting. Nope. All the good stuff is taken.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 08:42 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:42 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2021 08:42 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 08:43 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2021 08:42 AM (3H9h1)
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"Write a poem about it! It'll last longer!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 08:43 AM (LvTSG)
Perhaps the painter meant to crop that out later.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 08:43 AM (aJJGg)
Posted by: AOC at May 13, 2021 08:43 AM (SDoKK)
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 13, 2021 08:43 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 08:43 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's cleavage at May 13, 2021 08:44 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Editor at May 13, 2021 08:44 AM (Xff3o)
I better say something about the painting. Nope. All the good stuff is taken.
Posted by: grammie winger
You could have commented on whether that Franklin stove would pass muster in the upper Midwest.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:44 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2021 08:44 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Rihanna at May 13, 2021 08:45 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2021 08:45 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's cleavage at May 13, 2021 08:44 AM (Tnijr)
Say no to crack.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 08:45 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 08:45 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dabhidh at May 13, 2021 08:46 AM (BXgWj)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2021 08:44 AM (dfRN6)
Duh - you're right!!
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk)
"Pursue your dreams" said Mom.
"Learn a trade" said Dad.
Posted by: GnuBreed
"GET OFF OUR LAWNS!" bellowed the neighbors.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:46 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jim at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM (II3Gr)
That made me smile! What a dandy!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM (U2p+3)
CALIFORNIA: State Controller Helen Yees office issued $320 billion worth of checks but is unable to track a single one of them.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM (yrol0)
You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Posted by: Rihanna at May 13, 2021 08:45 AM (yrol0)
Whatevs....
Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows
Under my umbrella
Posted by: The Hollies at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Jim at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM (QzJWU)
++++
What about artist's renderings and interpretations?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Proud Moderate at May 13, 2021 08:48 AM (SsPhy)
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows
Under my umbrella
Posted by: The Hollies at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM (jvt6t)
Not a bad song for an earworm.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 08:48 AM (45fpk)
IT'S FLOATING DAMMIT
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 08:48 AM (iTXRQ)
CALIFORNIA: State Controller Helen Yees office issued $320 billion worth of checks but is unable to track a single one of them.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM (yrol0)
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I really should buy some tiny property in California for mailing purposes and apply for every stupid handout the state gives, forwarding it off to me on the other side of the country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 08:48 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM (yrol0)
++++
BS. Checks clear through the Federal Reserve System. They might not know where they sent them, but they can sure as hell find out who cashed them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:48 AM (Jsjd7)
Joe Btfsplk At Home
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:48 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2021 08:49 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick, "Lord Byron" to my friend at May 13, 2021 08:49 AM (3fLhO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 08:49 AM (aJJGg)
Roger Miller or Dean Martin?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:49 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2021 08:49 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2021 08:49 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Poor Poet at May 13, 2021 08:49 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2021 08:36 AM (F0YaR)
Seems like a good guess.
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (Bmy3R)
Roger Miller or Dean Martin?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:49 AM (Jsjd7)
Roger Miller
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (jvt6t)
I liked The Hollies up until LCWiaBD. They had several great earworm-worthy tunes, but the only one we ever hear is that one. Over and over and over...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (0KKyI)
Roger Miller or Dean Martin?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:49 AM (Jsjd7)
The Randy Travis cover is good. He's got the right kind of voice for it.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (dfRN6)
That's a funny word.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (Fc5rx)
++++
I've found it remunerative.
Posted by: Rhianna at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:48 AM (pNxlR)
Btfsplk....always wanted to hear that at a spelling bee.
Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 13, 2021 08:38 AM (II3Gr)
I LOL'd.
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (RYc1G)
(Gratuitous Ace Kaboom reference)
Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (ukNFU)
You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Posted by: Rihanna at May 13, 2021 08:45 AM (yrol0)
Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows
Under my umbrella
Posted by: The Hollies at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry
Posted by: The (racist patriarchal) Police at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (SDoKK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (HaL55)
For me personally, it personifies the British Invasion of the 60's......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (jvt6t)
Only in crayon, Joe. Only in crayon.
Oh, wait. You're not the Joe illicitly in the Whitehouse? Well, then you can use the colored pencils, then, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: The Man With Three Ani at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (wyszq)
Posted by: CN at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (AwYPR)
Radiohead liked it so much they ripped it off, changed the words and had a hit again with it ("Creep").
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (Bmy3R)
John Prine - Blue Umbrella
https://youtu.be/cQncxrf1fWY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 08:39 AM (45fpk)
Duct tape.
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (Fc5rx)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 13, 2021 08:47 AM (QzJWU)
And there are obviously many very good reasons for that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (0KKyI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (HaL55)
I love that song!
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (U2p+3)
Crimson and clover
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Paladin at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (7hzzD)
Posted by: CN
What's an Eid service ?
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Travelers Insurance at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (0KKyI)
Posted by: TN DOT at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (0KKyI)
++++
A song I cannot hear without thinking of two corpses in a pink Cadillac and a body surrounded by food waste tumbling out of a dumpster.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 08:54 AM (/XOcP)
****
Saskatoon!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (Fc5rx)
Tune, dune, rune, croon, spoon, boon, loon, soon,
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 08:54 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (0KKyI)
++++
A song I cannot hear without thinking of two corpses in a pink Cadillac and a body surrounded by food waste tumbling out of a dumpster.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (Jsjd7)
A- haah hah hah hah....
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:54 AM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 08:52 AM (Bmy3R)
Shit, I never notice that before.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2021 08:54 AM (UuD2k)
The cake was not left in the rain
The cake was not left in the rain
This schmuck stole the brolly that had been left with it to protect it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:54 AM (pNxlR)
I love Mollie! Hahahaha!
@nytimes
Breaking News: Randi Weingarten, president of America's second-largest teachers' union, plans to call for a full reopening of schools for the next academic year.
@MZHemingway 18m
So soon???
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Blacksheep at May 13, 2021
***
There was Archibald MacLeish. And Rod McKuen.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (/XOcP)
20 bucks, same as in town
Posted by: Guy Smiley
I know, ya HAD to swing !
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (arJlL)
Coming soon to a public park near you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (0KKyI)
....and there it sits in my head now....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (jvt6t)
The Randy Travis cover is good. He's got the right kind of voice for it.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (dfRN6)
Not anymore.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)
I liked The Hollies up until LCWiaBD. They had several great earworm-worthy tunes, but the only one we ever hear is that one. Over and over and over...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM
The Air That I Breathe is their ne plus ultra & sine qua non
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (E+OcO)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (AIH1c)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (0KKyI)
For some weird reason, I always think of teh Muppet Show version of this. I believe it featured Vincent Price and a bunch of monsters.
I am sometimes frightened by what sticks in my braims.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2021 08:54 AM (UuD2k)
Once you hear it, you can't unhear it. It's like Genesis "Afterglow" and "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: a poor poet at May 13, 2021 08:56 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:53 AM (0KKyI)
....and there it sits in my head now....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (jvt6t)
I live to serve the Horde....
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:56 AM (0KKyI)
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2021 08:49 AM (RHGPo)
Dayum Ill fix er!
Posted by: Moron that got a Harbor Freight Welder last year at May 13, 2021 08:56 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 08:56 AM (/XOcP)
-
Private Heather Has Two Mommies
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 08:56 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:56 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 13, 2021 08:56 AM (eJn7u)
Posted by: Amanda Gorman at May 13, 2021 08:57 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:57 AM (0KKyI)
Crimson and clover
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 13, 2021
***
That, I think, was Tommy James and the Shondells. My favorite Hollies tune is "Bus Stop."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 08:57 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: kraken
Imagine me and you
Ahhchooo
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 08:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2021 08:57 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 13, 2021 08:57 AM (ukNFU)
If it's the long version, yeah I'd push the "repeat" button and let that one play for a few hours.
I had a gig some years ago backing up two radio personalities from one of the local rock stations. I got to meet their program director, nice guy. What I regert was not asking him why don't hear more deep cuts from the large number of classic rockers.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 08:58 AM (HaL55)
****
Saskatoon!!!
Posted by: Muldoon
Tune, dune, rune, croon, spoon, boon, loon, soon,
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
***
Somebody tell the emcee we're going to need a longer time slot at open mike night this week.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 08:58 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 08:56 AM (VVEnO)
golly and a dick ( holds hand about 6" apart) this big
Posted by: Private Pile at May 13, 2021 08:58 AM (yrol0)
@MZHemingway 18m
So soon???
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (cF8AT)
With all those bodies floating down the Ganges river, I'm not sure it's safe.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2021 08:58 AM (AIH1c)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 13, 2021
++++
Tommy James or Joan Jett and the Blackhearts?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:58 AM (Jsjd7)
Ahhchooo
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 08:57 AM (arJlL)
Be gone Wuhan spreader!!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 08:58 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 08:58 AM (QeenG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 13, 2021 08:58 AM (Dvm/n)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:59 AM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 08:57 AM (/XOcP)
Long cool woman
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 08:59 AM (yrol0)
That's a funny word.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021
***
"Little shadow" -- suggesting that it was intended, and maybe originally used, to keep the burning sun off the delicate skin of ladies (and upper-class men so inclined).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 08:59 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: BurtTC
Not to mention the turds
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 08:59 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 08:59 AM (yrol0)
But...
that black dress, yowza!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 09:00 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 13, 2021
++++
Tommy James or Joan Jett and the Blackhearts?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:58 AM (Jsjd7)
Tough call... both muy excellente.....
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 09:00 AM (0KKyI)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 09:00 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (dfRN6)
braims?
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:00 AM (RYc1G)
@Neoavatara
Kudos to @drsanjaygupta : 'Science Is Not Necessarily Being Followed' by CDC, 'We're Probably Doing Things That We Don't Need to'
https://tinyurl.com/yjwz8mkl
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 09:00 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: BurtTC
Not to mention the turds
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 08:59 AM (arJlL)
Well they just call that Thursday.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2021 09:00 AM (AIH1c)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 09:00 AM (Bmy3R)
@Neoavatara
Kudos to @drsanjaygupta : 'Science Is Not Necessarily Being Followed' by CDC, 'We're Probably Doing Things That We Don't Need to'
https://tinyurl.com/yjwz8mkl
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 09:00 AM (cF8AT)
=========
Where was this douche last year? Telling us to wear masks while alone in our houses?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:01 AM (LvTSG)
"Rejected Traveller's Insurance Theme Pictures"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:56 AM (pNxlR)
Hordemind! See my sock at 159
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 09:01 AM (mZUr4)
Not to mention the turds
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 08:59 AM (arJlL)
Reminds me of that Top Gear episode when they got to run at Monaco. Clarkson was talking about the waterfront.....
"Glistening blue.....which is amazing considering how many turds there are in it."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 13, 2021 09:01 AM (ukNFU)
(and upper-class men so inclined).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
In other words, to keep the sun off pussies?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:01 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 09:01 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 08:58 AM (HaL55)
We have/had a commenter here that works in radio. I cannot remember though what name they use so not sure if they're still around. I think they did stuff as a program director and could probably answer the question.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2021 09:01 AM (G2zl5)
Now THAT is poetry
Posted by: IP at May 13, 2021 09:02 AM (w9UC1)
Roger Miller or Dean Martin?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 08:49 AM (Jsjd7)
No love for the Statler Brothers?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 09:02 AM (2JVJo)
"Little shadow" -- suggesting that it was intended, and maybe originally used, to keep the burning sun off the delicate skin of ladies (and upper-class men so inclined).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Now do "penumbras and emanations"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:02 AM (pNxlR)
And he something something that rhymes with orange.
While a man named Biden in an election
Was desperately hidin' his erection.
Something dominion something else that rhymes with orange."
Posted by: Poor Poet at May 13, 2021 09:02 AM (bgeKM)
No love for the Statler Brothers?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 09:02 AM (2JVJo)
Didn't they play on the PGA tour back in the 80's?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Imma pop a cap in the that Chik Fil A ho that gives me only 1 sauce.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 09:02 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 09:03 AM (0KKyI)
Now that's a tough one. I'd usually go with the original when it's that close, but Joan did totally own it.
Ms. Jett by a nose.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 09:03 AM (Bmy3R)
Poetry in motion.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 09:00 AM (45fpk)
You're blinding us. With science!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2021 09:03 AM (AIH1c)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:03 AM (iTXRQ)
Buzzion
possibly deceased?
Posted by: IP at May 13, 2021 09:03 AM (w9UC1)
Roger Miller or Dean Martin?
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Roger Miller.
Trailers for sale or rent,
Rooms to let, 50 cents
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:03 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 09:01 AM (HaL55)
Oompah!!!!
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 09:03 AM (0KKyI)
And he something something that rhymes with orange.
While a man named Biden in an election
Was desperately hidin' his erection.
Something dominion something else that rhymes with orange."
Posted by: Poor Poet at May 13, 2021 09:02 AM (bgeKM)
hahahahaha
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:03 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:03 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2021 09:04 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:03 AM (iTXRQ)
And that little girl was me.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 09:04 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:04 AM (iTXRQ)
And he something something that rhymes with orange.
While a man named Biden in an election
Was desperately hidin' his erection.
Something dominion something else that rhymes with orange."
Posted by: Poor Poet at May 13, 2021 09:02 AM (bgeKM)
Green
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 09:05 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:03 AM (iTXRQ)
And that little girl was me.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 09:04 AM (45fpk)
Y'all are on a roll.
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:05 AM (RYc1G)
There once was a cowboy named Pete.
Who had 18" of swinging meat.
Poor old Pete had a bad trick.
Pete was born with a corkscrew dick.
Throughout the West Pete did hunt.
Searching for a chick with a corkscrew cunt.
Finally found her and got her in bed.
I'll be a sonofabitch! A left hand thread.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 13, 2021 09:05 AM (eJn7u)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:04 AM (iTXRQ)
Please clap... okay, I will....
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 09:05 AM (0KKyI)
The whole Buggles album was a sort of high-concept art-rock album about future music and even pop stars being made in labs (the music part has now happened) and how all the "Golden Ages" of radio, TV, theater etc. give way to the "Age of Plastic" "VKtRS" was to illustrate the death of radio when TV came about.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 09:05 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:04 AM (iTXRQ)
++++
I thought that was something that you put under a hot pot so it doesn't damage your table or countertop...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:05 AM (Jsjd7)
And he something something that rhymes with orange.
While a man named Biden in an election
Was desperately hidin' his erection.
Something dominion something else that rhymes with orange."
Posted by: Poor Poet at May 13, 2021 09:02 AM (bgeKM)
Up yer butt Muldoon!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Didn't they play on the PGA tour back in the 80's?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt
Nah, that was the Waltrip Brothers - Larry, Darrell, and the other brother, Darrell.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:05 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dyslexic Kara at May 13, 2021 09:06 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021
***
There's a stove?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:06 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 09:06 AM (aJJGg)
I thought that was something that you put under a hot pot so it doesn't damage your table or countertop...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Don't get all trivetal with us, buster!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:06 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 09:06 AM (0KKyI)
Posted by: PDT at May 13, 2021 09:06 AM (yrol0)
It was rather annoying.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 09:06 AM (aJJGg)
C'MON!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 09:01 AM (HaL55)
Give me time to breathe......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:07 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:04 AM (iTXRQ)
++++
I thought that was something that you put under a hot pot so it doesn't damage your table or countertop...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:05 AM (Jsjd7)
No, that's a "round tuit." If you can get one.
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:07 AM (RYc1G)
There once was a cowboy named Pete.
Who had 18" of swinging meat.
Poor old Pete had a bad trick.
Pete was born with a corkscrew dick.
Throughout the West Pete did hunt.
Searching for a chick with a corkscrew cunt.
Finally found her and got her in bed.
I'll be a sonofabitch! A left hand thread.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Story of my life.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:07 AM (OCTRt)
Roger Miller or Dean Martin?
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Or a cover version from a very drunk REM - from their 1987 album "Dead Letter Office"
https://youtu.be/2YNKbHWlXNQ
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 09:07 AM (mZUr4)
Atlantis sent out ships to all corners of the Earth.
On board were the Twelve...
...Eh? What's that?...
...On board were the Eleven. Make that Eleven. We've just received word the Poet missed the boat because he's still in bed."
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 09:07 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 09:07 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 13, 2021 09:07 AM (n2I1N)
Posted by: Corona at May 13, 2021 09:08 AM (nakGR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 08:50 AM (HaL55)
For me personally, it personifies the British Invasion of the 60's......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (jvt6t)
For me, Petula Clark's "Downtown" is the quintessential Invasion song. The middle break where the horns blow the roof off always gives me chills.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 09:08 AM (2JVJo)
Saw that early version of Whitesnake, with Jon Lord and Ian Paice, they had 3/5ths of what was at the time the last Deep Purple lineup.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 09:08 AM (Bmy3R)
The Hill
@thehill
NBC unit adapting Stacey Abrams' latest political thriller for TV
-
Tank and NBC, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Now do "penumbras and emanations"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021
***
"Penumbra" = "near the shadow"
"Emanations" = "Who smelt it, dealt it"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 09:07 AM (HaL55)
Yeah see about 15 comments later.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM (7PCAL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 09:08 AM (2JVJo)
Touche'
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM (n2I1N)
Cheerio, horde. At least we have each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM (ALf1x)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 09:08 AM (2JVJo)
++++
Allan Sherman - Crazy Downtown
https://youtu.be/ZcpMFF7BwSM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM (Jsjd7)
@thehill
NBC unit adapting Stacey Abrams' latest political thriller for TV
-
Tank and NBC, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM (VVEnO)
Has her book even been ghost written yet?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
White supremacist in his leisure time. Am I the only moron who noticed the OK sign with his right hand? Why has this artist not been cancelled?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian
Covered at #120
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Touche'
Posted by: Jak Sucio
F'n earworm. Thanks!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:10 AM (OCTRt)
For me, Petula Clark's "Downtown" is the quintessential Invasion song. The middle break where the horns blow the roof off always gives me chills.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 09:08 AM (2JVJo)
Wow... had not thought of that song for... ever.. before my heyday... a course that is the beauty of music and all themarts... heyday means nothing...
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 09:10 AM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2021 09:10 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: IP at May 13, 2021 09:10 AM (w9UC1)
NBC unit adapting Stacey Abrams' latest political thriller for TV
And by "adapt" they mean "transcribing it from its original goobernatorial gibberish"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:11 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:10 AM (OCTRt)
A lot of commenters on this thread have been calling them "earwigs." Maybe it's Canadian.
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:11 AM (RYc1G)
It could tank
ba DUM tissss
you've been a great crowd!
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:11 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 09:11 AM (45fpk)
Cheerio, horde. At least we have each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM (ALf1x)
We do, and that is a blessing.....
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 09:11 AM (0KKyI)
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 09:11 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 09:11 AM (HaL55)
Floridians should not be penalized for rejecting the overreach of local authorities through unnecessary mask mandates.
As soon as I heard that Mike and Jillian Carnevale were facing criminal penalties, like possible jail time, for not requiring masks at their gym I stepped in to shield them from this local government overreach.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yhy7xnuu
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 09:11 AM (cF8AT)
Try some Village People or Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM
try Cake's cover of Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:10 AM (OCTRt)
A lot of commenters on this thread have been calling them "earwigs." Maybe it's Canadian.
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:11 AM (RYc1G)
Nope... I am a Philistine....
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (0KKyI)
o man I love that song
deep purple I think
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (iTXRQ)
Cheerio, horde. At least we have each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 09:09 AM (ALf1x)
Good morning, nurse!
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (mZUr4)
Floridians should not be penalized for rejecting the overreach of local authorities through unnecessary mask mandates.
As soon as I heard that Mike and Jillian Carnevale were facing criminal penalties, like possible jail time, for not requiring masks at their gym I stepped in to shield them from this local government overreach.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yhy7xnuu
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 09:11 AM (cF8AT)
========
Fascist!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (LvTSG)
- - -
Since there is no word that rhymes with orange. .
While great, Trump was distractingly orange.
Whom Lil' Kim accused of dotardage.
But with Biden's stolen election
While hidin' Hunter's wandering erection
We're now suffering a gas and TP shortage!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
***
Much as I love "Downtown," Petula's "My Love" and "Sign of the Times" are absolute pop dynamite.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Brainless Hipster at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (rMIsT)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:05 AM (pNxlR)
Waltrip Bros>>Wallace Bros>>Bodine Bros
Posted by: PDT at May 13, 2021 09:12 AM (yrol0)
And my unit moved.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 09:13 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: grammie winger
But...there was ANOTHER Georgie deep inside !
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 09:13 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:13 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021
***
The Searchers, or the New Seekers, or one of those names.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:13 AM (/XOcP)
Atlanta Rhythm Section - Spooky
https://youtu.be/cMAo0m4E4Lc
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 09:13 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: IP at May 13, 2021 09:14 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 09:11 AM (HaL55)
++++
Minx's load times makes that ... unlikely:
Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.037 seconds.
My last page load took about 18,500x times longer than that
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:14 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: grammie winger
That's The Seekers! HordeMind!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 09:14 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: George at May 13, 2021 09:14 AM (yrol0)
dammit Krebs
Posted by: DB- just DB
'S ok. Mrs KvC texted me one time, "Boat in the water" and I responded with "Fire in the sky". She was not amused.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:14 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:13 AM (/XOcP)
If I weren't so lazy I'd look it up.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2021 09:15 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Read up to comment 110 then employed my typical Monkey laziness. Should have known.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 13, 2021 09:15 AM (n2I1N)
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 09:15 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: nurse ratched
You're having ONE cheerio for breakfast ?
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 09:15 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:15 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 09:15 AM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:14 AM (pNxlR)
++++
Not a guffaw? Seems unjust to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:15 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:04 AM (iTXRQ)
Please clap... okay, I will....
===================
Fighting the Persians with memes for 2500 years!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2021 09:16 AM (3fLhO)
The Hoffman Forum has a fascinating loooong thread ongoing, covering his entire career, song by song. So yeah, long thread, but I've been following it as it's pretty fascinating.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 09:16 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: IP at May 13, 2021 09:16 AM (w9UC1)
Juan Williams just claimed there isn't a labor shortage nor any signs of inflation on The Five.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 09:16 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:15 AM (Tnijr)
Cryptocurrenty is a huge scam to launder huge amounts of money?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:14 AM (pNxlR)
++++
Not a guffaw? Seems unjust to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
You should seek reparations !
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 09:16 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:15 AM (Tnijr)
crypto down about $400 B this week
Posted by: George at May 13, 2021 09:16 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:17 AM (iTXRQ)
Juan Williams just claimed there isn't a labor shortage nor any signs of inflation on The Five.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 09:16 AM (VVEnO)
He's stupid, so......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:17 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:15 AM (Tnijr)
crypto down about $400 B this week
Posted by: George at May 13, 2021 09:16 AM (yrol0)
========
Crypto is fiat currency without government protections.
So, even less secure than the dollar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:17 AM (LvTSG)
No One Comes Close: Tucker Carlson Blows Away Competition In His Time Slot By More Than Double
https://tinyurl.com/ye8yoora
Unfortunately, he's on FOX. Still not watching...well, I'm not watching any of them really.
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 09:17 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:17 AM (iTXRQ)
It's the Bermuda shorts.
Posted by: Roy at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (AJx5x)
Why condemn Yang? Between stuff like this, and their attempt to knife Cuomo recently, I'm getting curious as to what is actually going on in the NY Dem Party. It looks like a power struggle developing, to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (Uh2oA)
A liberal poet who hated BadMan Orange
Liked margaritas made with Patron Cintronge,
She tweeted her views,
(Which mimicked the news),
Her parents wish she'd move out the garange!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (aJJGg)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:17 AM (iTXRQ)
I would hazard a few bad hips are lurking around...
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (0KKyI)
Posted by: George"
How does this benefit him? Has he been told to do this?
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:17 AM (Tnijr)
Getting out before the jig is up.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: grammie winger
Everyone sing: Ferry, Cross the Mersey.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 09:16 AM (VVEnO)
++++
He should go trans, get some lumpy bolt-on tits and claim his rightful place on The View.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (Uh2oA)
========
Hasn't the New York Democratic Party been in a constant power struggle for decades with itself and the Workers Family Party?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM (LvTSG)
Doesn't matter as all his best bits end up being clipped and posted on twitter and elsewhere -- primarily by his haters!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (aJJGg)
Garange.....They got a lotta nice girls AH!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM (cSyAR)
Everyone sing: Ferry, Cross the Mersey.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (jvt6t)
Don't pay the ferryman.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:20 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM (cSyAR)
You people are bad. I'm not supposed to take questions from you. I've gotta go!!!!
Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at May 13, 2021 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (Tnijr)
++++
He might not be playing, but sees the hand writing on the wall for cryptos. There are serious structural problems with crypto (especially bitcoin) and the world's central banks are making threatening noises about them. If they decide to criminalize crypto - a possibility, I think - then it makes any repatriation and conversion back to government currency really difficult. The bottom will fall out of it toot sweet if the big central banks strike in earnest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:20 AM (Jsjd7)
Don't pay the ferryman.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM
Don't fear the reaper.
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 13, 2021 09:20 AM (DUIap)
The abdomen of the earwig is flexible and muscular. It is capable of maneuvering as well as opening and closing the forceps. The forceps are used for a variety of purposes. In some species, the forceps have been observed in use for holding prey, and in copulation. The forceps tend to be more curved in males than in females.
The More You Know ...
** sparkly music **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:20 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:20 AM (Tnijr)
Well, he's paid to be stupid, so....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:21 AM (jvt6t)
And yet, even though the Missouri Gov and AG have made burbling noises about helping the McCloskey's, they are still under the sword of Damocles.
DeSantis acts, Parson's Plotzes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2021 09:21 AM (cOgsy)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021
***
Gerry and the Pacemakers. One of the most haunting of the Invasion-period songs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:21 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 13, 2021 09:21 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:20 AM (Tnijr)
++++
A man of normal intelligence debating Juan Williams is the intellectual equivalent of a boxing match between Mike Tyson and an infant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:21 AM (Jsjd7)
He's kinda moved into that final career stage as a commentator where he's just the warm body repeating the day's Democrat talking points, right?
He is phoning it in because he can.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2021 09:21 AM (bDqIh)
Well, he's paid to be stupid, so....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:21 AM (jvt6t)
You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/SMhwddNQSWQ
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)
And yet, even though the Missouri Gov and AG have made burbling noises about helping the McCloskey's, they are still under the sword of Damocles.
DeSantis acts, Parson's Plotzes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2021 09:21 AM (cOgsy)
=========
"Constraining government power is fascist."
-Products of the American education system
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:22 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2021 09:22 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:20 AM (Tnijr)
What about Joe?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 13, 2021 09:22 AM (cSyAR)
". . . AAPI and LGBTQIA hardest hit!"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2021 09:22 AM (bDqIh)
So he has been told what's going to happen. Well even I knew that it would eventually. The time must be growing near.
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:22 AM (Tnijr)
Maybe he wants to buy the dip. And/or, if it's even possible, he shorted the crap out of it. (whatever "it" is. I really don't get crypto)
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 09:22 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (aJJGg)
Garange.....They got a lotta nice girls AH!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
**Robin Leach voice**
"There was one room in her house that was always kept locked. It was....the garaaange!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2021 09:22 AM (dfRN6)
I've had Whitesnake's "Ain't No Love in the Heart of the City" stuck in my brainpan for days. The audience-participation sing along on the live version in particular. ..Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2021 09:08 AM
-
Luxury. I've been living with the Hues Corporation's "Rock The Boat" as my life's soundtrack for weeks.
Posted by: irright at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM
Don't fear the reaper.
Posted by: AltonJackson
Don't sleep on the subway
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM (QeenG)
We're carbon dating ourselves, here, aren't we?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2021
**
My pet pteranodon liked the songs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM (/XOcP)
He's kinda moved into that final career stage as a commentator where he's just the warm body repeating the day's Democrat talking points, right?
He is phoning it in because he can.
Posted by: Lizzy
He's very Andy Rooney-ian, IOW.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM
Don't fear the reaper.
Don't look back.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM (Et8Un)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Dammit........
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Roy at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM (AJx5x)
Posted by: Chyna Joe Biden at May 13, 2021 09:24 AM (3fLhO)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:20 AM (Tnijr)
Why isn't he living in a van down by the river?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 13, 2021 09:24 AM (cSyAR)
I'm Henery the 8th I am
Henery the 8th I am I am
I got married to th' widow next door
she's been married seven times before
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:24 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM
Don't fear the reaper.
Posted by: AltonJackson
Don't sleep on the subway
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM (arJlL)
Don't stop believing
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:24 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 09:24 AM (QeenG)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM (bDqIh)
This is true!
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 09:24 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 08:57 AM (/XOcP)
Long cool woman
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 08:59 AM (yrol0)
The only saving grace "Long Cool Woman" has is that fabulous opening guitar figure. Once the drum kicks in, the song is lousy. But I'm not a Hollies fan, so YMMV.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2021 09:24 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 09:25 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM
Don't fear the reaper.
Don't look back.
Posted by: garrett
Don't blow a goat
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 09:25 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM
Don't fear the reaper.
Don't look back.
Posted by: garrett
don't stop thinking about tomorrow
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:25 AM (iTXRQ)
We're carbon dating ourselves, here, aren't we?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2021 09:22 AM (m+jkK)
Believe it or not, but the young 'uns these days are actually reviving a lot of these songs because they just "discovered" them. Gives me a small amout of hope.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:25 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Roy at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM (AJx5x)
My bingo card has "West Wing toilet cam" on it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2021 09:25 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM
Don't fear the reaper.
Posted by: AltonJackson
Don't sleep on the subway
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM (arJlL)
Don't stop believing
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:24 AM (Jsjd7)
Don't let the sun go down on me.
Posted by: Roy at May 13, 2021 09:25 AM (AJx5x)
Henery the 8th I am I am
I got married to th' widow next door
she's been married seven times before
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021
***
Herman's Hermits. They always seemed like they were having fun, unlike some of the other groups of the time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:25 AM (/XOcP)
Don't pay the ferryman.
Don't fear the reaper.
Don't look back.
Don't hand me no lines & keep your hands to yourself
Posted by: Georgia Satellites at May 13, 2021 09:25 AM (DUIap)
Don't fear the reaper.
Don't look back.
Don't hand me no lines & keep your hands to yourself
- - -
Don't Look Back in Anger
Posted by: Oasis at May 13, 2021 09:26 AM (bDqIh)
She wouldn't boff a Willie or a Sam
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 09:26 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)
and gone!
Posted by: Josephus at May 13, 2021 09:26 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2021 09:25 AM (6FeV1)
++++
Not needed at all. I'll show you anything you want to see!
Posted by: Jill "Sexy and I Know It" Biden at May 13, 2021 09:26 AM (Jsjd7)
"...And let that be a lesson to you!"
Posted by: Colonial Pipelines at May 13, 2021 09:27 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:23 AM
Oddly enough, I remember hearing both of those on the radio as a very small RMBS.
*pauses for a moment of nostalgia and coffee...but mostly coffee*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2021 09:27 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: irright at May 13, 2021 09:27 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: Juan Rooney at May 13, 2021 09:27 AM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:27 AM (OCTRt)
Master of the house,
Quick to catch yer eye,
Never was a passerby to pass him by....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 09:27 AM (aJJGg)
Posted by: CN at May 13, 2021 09:27 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:27 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2021 09:27 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 09:27 AM (QeenG)
Well that will teach to use MS Exchange and windows garbage Desktop OS.
But anyway, I don't believe the official story.
So who knows what's what.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2021 09:28 AM (cOgsy)
Henery the 8th I am I am
I got married to th' widow next door
she's been married seven times before
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:24 AM (iTXRQ)
cruel AND inhuman.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:28 AM (jvt6t)
Hard for Sam to be a good poet. There aren't THAT many words that rhyme with "ucker"
Posted by: azjaeger at May 13, 2021 09:28 AM (3/XaG)
Henery the 8th I am I am
I got married to th' widow next door
she's been married seven times before
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021
***
"Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter. . . ." (Edited out: "And a nice rack yourself, if I may make so bold --")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:28 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2021 09:22 AM (m+jkK)
I love me some 60s AM radio pop music
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:28 AM (iTXRQ)
Don't fear the reaper.
Don't look back.
Don't hand me no lines & keep your hands to yourself
Posted by: Georgia Satellites at May 13, 2021 09:25 AM
Don't stop believin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2021 09:28 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:29 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 09:29 AM (yrol0)
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/
1392616876279226373
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:29 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Roy at May 13, 2021 09:29 AM (AJx5x)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 13, 2021 09:30 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:30 AM (iTXRQ)
And it isn't just Colonial Pipeline that embraces its white supremacist underpinnings in full public view. This attitude is endemic in the petroleum industry. Occidental. Marathon. Continental.
It's grotesque. The oil industry should be nationalized.
Posted by: Your Kid's Social Policy Professor at May 13, 2021 09:30 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Tommy Roe at May 13, 2021 09:30 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Recent studies indicate CD makes us appear older than we actually are.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 13, 2021 09:30 AM (n2I1N)
About that case that they had
Well you can always go
Downtown
Don't sit at home
Let your feeling be shown
There's a place I know
Downtown
Posted by: Peculiar Clarke at May 13, 2021 09:30 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:29 AM (iTXRQ)
BOM BOM BOM!
Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2021 09:30 AM (G2zl5)
Get him on the sidewalk and don't show him no pity
After you're thru
You can kick in some doors
And burn down some stores
Steal some new shoes
And get some free booze
And go
Downtown
Everyone's hating with you
Posted by: Peculiar Clarke at May 13, 2021 09:30 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM
Don't fear the reaper.
Don't Call Me White
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 09:31 AM (mLXnY)
Posted by: azjaeger
Interns attack this challenge, too easy for me.
GoGo.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 09:31 AM (QeenG)
S'el L poetizes:
Those people at the company called Smucker
Are some lazy ass cheating mother _uckers
I introduced them to my date
The next day she was late
Turns out, into their bed they had snuck her!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:31 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Roy at May 13, 2021 09:29 AM
Did they ever rock with Gene and Eddie?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2021 09:31 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:31 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:31 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: DB
Snoopy vs the Red Baron - The Royal Guardsmen
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:31 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 09:31 AM (aJJGg)
***
That was all? $5 million? 1/6th of what a first round NFL draftee fresh out of college makes?
A national energy corporation that could take out a loan and easily pay it off (or pay it out of petty cash)? Or maybe keep an air-gap so it doesn't happen at all?
It still blows my mind that - beyond the air gap - there isn't insurance for these things after a decade.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:32 AM (wCgji)
Posted by: The Reaper at May 13, 2021 09:32 AM (Jsjd7)
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/
1392616876279226373
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:29 AM
Portnoy should quit complaining.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2021 09:32 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:33 AM (wCgji)
Posted by: Michael Jackson at May 13, 2021 09:33 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Corona-kun at May 13, 2021 09:33 AM (OjTGt)
Posted by: Deep State "Hackers" at May 13, 2021 09:34 AM (CTJwJ)
Don't call me dude.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 09:31 AM
you prefer "Comfort Eagle"?
Posted by: Cake at May 13, 2021 09:34 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 13, 2021 09:34 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 13, 2021 09:34 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: rickb223
recently featured in Once Upon A Time- In Hollywood
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:34 AM (iTXRQ)
We are so near to Aremegeddon.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2021 09:34 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:35 AM (wCgji)
Doot-doo-dee-doo-doot
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 13, 2021 09:34 AM (4I/2K)
The night Chicago died.........at least that what it reminded me of...
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:35 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:35 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 13, 2021 09:36 AM (/6GbT)
I hope they were all fired
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:35 AM (Tnijr)
=========
CTO and CIO probably got raises and bonuses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:36 AM (LvTSG)
Recent studies indicate CD makes us appear older than we actually are.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian
Because of the multiple factors that influence reporting, quantitative comparisons of CD safety cannot be made from the data. Quantitative comparisons look at the total number of times an adverse reaction occurs with CD. Some of these factors include the length of time CD is marketed, the market share, size, and sophistication (experience) of the sales force, publicity about a side effect and regulatory actions. In some cases, the reported clinical data is incomplete and there is no certainty that CD caused the reported reaction. A given reaction may be due to an underlying disease process or to another coincidental factor. This underlying disease process means a reaction is not caused just by CD, but by the disease.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:36 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021
***
One my local '80s station never plays:
"Our house
In the middle of the street --
Our house --"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:37 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 09:37 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 09:37 AM (Tnijr)
I hope they were all fired
it was probably a guy working the graveyard shift in the NOC who got canned
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:37 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2021 09:38 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 13, 2021 09:19 AM
Don't fear the reaper.
Don't look back.
Posted by: garrett
Don't blow a goat
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 09:25 AM (arJlL)
======
Don't stop me now
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at May 13, 2021 09:38 AM (H7jex)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2021 09:38 AM (6FeV1)
I think I heard that on a commercial not too long ago? I hate that shit.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:38 AM (jvt6t)
***
That was all? $5 million? 1/6th of what a first round NFL draftee fresh out of college makes?
A national energy corporation that could take out a loan and easily pay it off (or pay it out of petty cash)? Or maybe keep an air-gap so it doesn't happen at all?
It still blows my mind that - beyond the air gap - there isn't insurance for these things after a decade.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:32 AM (wCgji)
They could have the hacker killed for about half that.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 09:38 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 13, 2021 09:38 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2021 09:38 AM (CTJwJ)
=========
We could use Harrison Ford from Air Force One as president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Poor poet is thinking...What rhymes with Nantucket???
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 09:39 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2021 09:38 AM (CTJwJ)
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
We synergistically integrate vertically with terrorists.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2021 09:39 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:39 AM (/XOcP)
Don't you forget about me.
Don't go back to Rockville (REM)
Don't change (INXS)
Don't tell me no, tell me yeah, yeah, yeah! (Kix)
Don't close your eyes (also Kix)
Don't monkey round my widder
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 09:40 AM (mZUr4)
*
Yep, it's coming. The biggest problem seems to be the lack of any really great way to cash out when you bought a chunk on a lark back when it was $600 per.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:40 AM (wCgji)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Poor poet is thinking...What rhymes with Nantucket???
FUCK IT Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 09:39 AM (axyOa)
fixed it
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 09:40 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2021 09:40 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 09:39 AM (axyOa)
60 The poet is probably poor because he couldn't rhyme "Nantucket."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 13, 2021 08:37 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:40 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 13, 2021 09:40 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2021 09:38 AM (CTJwJ)
++++
Yes indeed. This is emotionally difficult, though. To give in to terrorists is to acknowledge that the student has become the master.
Posted by: Government at May 13, 2021 09:40 AM (Jsjd7)
So it's actually my lack of hair?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 13, 2021 09:40 AM (n2I1N)
it off (or pay it out of petty cash)? Or maybe keep an air-gap so it
doesn't happen at all?
Or they could just take it out of the CEO's bonus this quarter since he or she is the reason why this happened in the first place.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 09:41 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Pete Buttigeg at May 13, 2021 09:41 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at May 13, 2021 09:42 AM (V3EEC)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021
***
Shows you how long the rock era has lasted. "Our House" was in rotation on the Top 40 stations in 1985, 36 years ago. Thirty-six years back from that would have been 1949, long before there was rock 'n' roll as we know it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:42 AM (/XOcP)
it off (or pay it out of petty cash)? Or maybe keep an air-gap so it
doesn't happen at all?
Or they could just take it out of the CEO's bonus this quarter since he or she is the reason why this happened in the first place.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 09:41 AM (HaL55)
=========
"We've found it, boys! We've found the hill to die on!"
-The GOP
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:42 AM (LvTSG)
We could use Harrison Ford from Air Force One as president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:42 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 09:42 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2021
***
The Statler Brothers. Their "The Movies" and "Class of '57" are also classics.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:42 AM (/XOcP)
**
I suspect you don't have to negotiate with hacker kids if you've created backups and kept your network offline.
That's prolly too hard though, bruh. Lemme work from home instead.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:43 AM (wCgji)
Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2021 09:43 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Frank Zappa at May 13, 2021 09:43 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:44 AM (RYc1G)
I'm going out on a limb and predicting, soon, the removal of "to defend the Constitution" from the Oath, to be replaced with "to follow orders". That will be their solution to all that icky patriotism.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 13, 2021 09:44 AM (OssQ4)
"Our house
In the middle of the street --
Our house --"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Wal Mart. While grocery shopping.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:44 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:43 AM (wCgji)
++++
I'm going to go out on a limb with a piece of wild speculation:
The pipeline control systems were air-gapped and distinct from corporate IT systems until March of last year, when they created a crossover to permit pipeline management workforce the ability to work from home because of 'Rona shutdowns.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:44 AM (Jsjd7)
***
Say, you know what very public event and announcement would REALLY help people see your leadership and company's public stance as remorseful and attempting to do the right thing to step up and help the situation as quickly as possible?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:45 AM (wCgji)
Don't you forget about me.
Don't go back to Rockville (REM)
Don't change (INXS)
Don't tell me no, tell me yeah, yeah, yeah! (Kix)
Don't close your eyes (also Kix)
Don't monkey round my widder
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 09:40 AM
*reaches way back*
Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2021 09:46 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 13, 2021 09:46 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:46 AM (iTXRQ)
The pipeline control systems were air-gapped and distinct from corporate IT systems until March of last year, when they created a crossover to permit pipeline management workforce the ability to work from home because of 'Rona shutdowns.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:44 AM (Jsjd7)
hmm
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:46 AM (RYc1G)
Unless it's theater.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 09:46 AM (9Fwwf)
The pipeline control systems were air-gapped and distinct from corporate IT systems until March of last year, when they created a crossover to permit pipeline management workforce the ability to work from home because of 'Rona shutdowns.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:44 AM (Jsjd7)
**
This. I'd bet a paycheck it's why it became compromised.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:46 AM (wCgji)
I wish I had a pencil thin mustache,
The Boston Blackie kind,
A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket,
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 09:46 AM (Q8q2o)
Sample:
The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time. :And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 09:46 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:45 AM (wCgji)
------
Hara kiri?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 13, 2021 09:46 AM (WGara)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:45 AM (wCgji)
++++
One where we call them "little people" and aggressively insist we're doing everything we can?
Posted by: British Petroleum at May 13, 2021 09:46 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 09:47 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:47 AM (RYc1G)
***
Say, you know what very public event and announcement would REALLY help people see your leadership and company's public stance as remorseful and attempting to do the right thing to step up and help the situation as quickly as possible?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:45 AM (wCgji)
=========
A toothless apology that doesn't do anything or promise anything concrete combined with a raise for the CEO for leading the company in such a dangerous time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 13, 2021 09:46 AM (OssQ4)
I'm a soldier
And i can fight
If i have to
I guess
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2021 09:47 AM (6FeV1)
*
Oh, you can do it, you money launderer.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:47 AM (wCgji)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 13, 2021 09:47 AM (OssQ4)
corn meal, gunpowder, ham hocks and guitar strings
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:47 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:47 AM (LvTSG)
**
We'd like to hire you as the head of our PR department.
- Corporations errywhere
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:48 AM (wCgji)
https://youtu.be/WJ3XOqm0miA
From the great Valley Girl soundtrack!
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 09:48 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:45 AM (wCgji)
Does it involve a trebuchet?
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:48 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:44 AM (Jsjd7)
So they Chesterson's Fenced it. "Man this is great! Why did we ever not have the controls networked before?!"
Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2021 09:48 AM (7PCAL)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:48 AM (iTXRQ)
https://youtu.be/WJ3XOqm0miA
From the great Valley Girl soundtrack!
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 09:48 AM (mZUr4)
======
Cool movie.
Also, Don't rock the jukebox.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at May 13, 2021 09:49 AM (H7jex)
The pipeline control systems were air-gapped and distinct from corporate IT systems until March of last year, when they created a crossover to permit pipeline management workforce the ability to work from home because of 'Rona shutdowns.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
This. I'd bet a paycheck it's why it became compromised.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Sucker bet. Not touching it.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:49 AM (OCTRt)
I'd bet on that myself. If I had one of those "job" thingys I hear so much about. And some of that "money," too.
Are those two things related somehow?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 09:49 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2021 09:49 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2021 09:48 AM (7PCAL)
++++
You, too, have learned.
Posted by: Ragtag band of humans fleeing the Cylons at May 13, 2021 09:49 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2021 09:49 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:48 AM (iTXRQ)
Look us up!
Posted by: Federal Reserve at May 13, 2021 09:50 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: DB
It's backed by tulip bulbs.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:50 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Puccini at May 13, 2021 09:50 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at May 13, 2021 09:50 AM (z4k8L)
tickled a lady at the theater
she laughed at his haste
she tickled him back
he laughed with no balls
she walked down the hall
With a laugh
she never looked back
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 09:50 AM (QeenG)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at May 13, 2021 09:49 AM (H7jex)
The great Alan Jackson!!
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (mZUr4)
Don't play b17
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (RYc1G)
Hmm. Now I have to wonder if TFG plagiarized this woman with his apes crunching figs in a cave poem.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Big E at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at May 13, 2021 09:50 AM (z4k8L)
Peak path?
Like, over a mountain or something?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (rMIsT)
Don't be a Don't Bee.
Posted by: m
Do be a Do Bee.
Do be, Do Bee, do
** breaks into song **
"Strangers in the night, ..."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: skzion at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (eG5tz)
Posted by: With apologies to Lon Chaney Jr. at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (6XKN3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (z4k8L)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (rMIsT)
===========
You'd better not do anything to decrease urban camping, you bigot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (wCgji)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at May 13, 2021 09:50 AM (z4k8L)
------
Sharpway
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (WGara)
Absolutely- being more diverse and inclusive. Maybe do away with those pesky math requirements, too.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 09:52 AM (CTJwJ)
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time. :And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.
What? No crunchy figs? Then that can't be art.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 09:52 AM (HaL55)
***
That was all? $5 million? 1/6th of what a first round NFL draftee fresh out of college makes?
A national energy corporation that could take out a loan and easily pay it off (or pay it out of petty cash)? Or maybe keep an air-gap so it doesn't happen at all?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:32 AM (wCgji)
Its kind of a brilliant amount if you aren't doing a "last job" thing. Enough cash where you make bank but not so much where other companies see it as a warning to protect themselves by making costly upgrades. Sure it is embarrassing but it isn't the cash payout that finally listening to their IT guy would be.
Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2021 09:52 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 13, 2021 09:52 AM (W4eKo)
Posted by: ELO at May 13, 2021 09:52 AM (mZUr4)
I wonder what spitzweg means?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at May 13, 2021 09:50 AM
antonym of "swallowgudz"?
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 13, 2021 09:52 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 13, 2021 09:52 AM (OssQ4)
*reaches way back*
Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me.
-------
Don't Come Around Here No More
Don't Pay the Ferryman
Posted by: exdem13 at May 13, 2021 09:52 AM (W+kMI)
In the middle of the street --
Our house --"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Wal Mart. While grocery shopping.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021
***
I've said for years that when "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett becomes elevator music, The End of the World is nigh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:52 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:48 AM (iTXRQ)
Sometimes listen to Prager while driving. Yesterday guest was "explaining" it.
Taxed as capital gains in US if sold or gifted.
Another scam, imo.
Posted by: Puccini at May 13, 2021 09:52 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: creeper at May 13, 2021 09:52 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at May 13, 2021 09:50 AM (z4k8L)
henway
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 13, 2021 09:53 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 09:53 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Elton John and Kiki Dee at May 13, 2021 09:53 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:53 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (wCgji)
Don't call me daughter
Posted by: Pearl Jam at May 13, 2021 09:53 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 09:39 AM (axyOa)
60 The poet is probably poor because he couldn't rhyme "Nantucket."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 13, 2021 08:37 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:40 AM (RYc1G)
Dude. Gimme a break. I just got up, no coffee and other than to find Muldoon's input, no way was I gonna read all the content.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 09:53 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 13, 2021 09:53 AM (vcdjZ)
*retches*
Not at the imagery, but from the actual poem.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:53 AM (jvt6t)
You'd better not do anything to decrease urban camping, you bigot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
Teach (white) bums not to burn things.
Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2021 09:54 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at May 13, 2021 09:54 AM (z4k8L)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 13, 2021 09:54 AM (mZOHK)
=====
Roger, all the way. And I love Dean.
Have the vinyl in the basement, now going to have to dig it out.
Dang me. Ot'ta take a rope and hang me.
Posted by: From that time at May 13, 2021 09:54 AM (1VbWy)
Dear Respectfully,
My name is Chen Chung, a financial advisor to Diego Slazar, a multi-millionaire.
Can i TRUST you in transferring $18,991,674 USD. Without any trouble, contact me for more information please:
To be honest with you what I need in this transaction is trust and respect to each other and I promise you that you will not regret doing this transaction with me.
Posted by: sounds legit to me at May 13, 2021 09:54 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at May 13, 2021 09:50 AM (z4k8L)
henway
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 13, 2021 09:53 AM (4I/2K)
All together now:
"What's a henway?"
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:54 AM (RYc1G)
and then not let them use it
Or sent them to war,
and then make them lose it
This is a bomb,
don't want to defuse it
Death is the answer,
go forth and choose it'
Posted by: garrett loves GWAR at May 13, 2021 09:54 AM (mLXnY)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 13, 2021 09:54 AM (rMIsT)
The spirit occupying his coat on the wall is levitating the umbrella.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2021 09:54 AM (H5knJ)
PUNT! Yes, she had a magnificent punt.
...
I'm not very good at this.
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at May 13, 2021 09:54 AM (V3EEC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at May 13, 2021 09:50 AM (z4k8L)
henway
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 13, 2021 09:53 AM (4I/2K)
And the Horde collectively holds its breath, wondering who...who will bite?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 09:55 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021
***
"Strangers in the night, exchanging rubbers --
'This one is too tight!' 'Let's try another!'
This one feels just right, for
Strangers in the night. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 09:55 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2021 09:55 AM (RuIsu)
My mother had to contact a VP of Delta to get it ironed out, but she managed it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:55 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tom Petty at May 13, 2021 09:55 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:56 AM (OCTRt)
"What's a henway?"
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:54 AM
20 pounds, same as in town.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 13, 2021 09:56 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2021 09:56 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 09:56 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:57 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:55 AM (LvTSG)
That's good news. Is he fluent now?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:57 AM (jvt6t)
**
I suspect you don't have to negotiate with hacker kids if you've created backups and kept your network offline.
That's prolly too hard though, bruh. Lemme work from home instead.
=======
So you're saying that the pipeline shutdown is also a result of My Corona? I could accept that.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 13, 2021 09:57 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 09:57 AM (mZUr4)
My mother had to contact a VP of Delta to get it ironed out, but she managed it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 13, 2021 09:55 AM (LvTSG)
Getting out before the Po-lice finger him as a Satanist what caused that one dudes death? Good call, though it will probably upset Tom Sawyer enough for him to spam post again.
Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2021 09:57 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 09:56 AM (V13WU)
++++
Our rhyme's in jeopardy, baby...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:57 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 09:56 AM (V13WU)
Every stanza is in the form of a question?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2021 09:57 AM (6FeV1)
Officials found 71 corpses on Monday, the Associated Press reported, and images on social media of the bodies floating in the river prompted outrage. Authorities performed postmortems on Tuesday but said they could not confirm the cause of death due to the decomposition of the bodies.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2021 09:58 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: creeper at May 13, 2021 09:58 AM (XxJt1)
'This one is too tight!' 'Let's try another!'
This one feels just right, for
Strangers in the night. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Ahhhh. Toilet stall wit!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:58 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Doof at May 13, 2021 09:57 AM (mZUr4)
Down by a river.
Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:58 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2021 09:59 AM (m+jkK)
'This one is too tight!' 'Let's try another!'
This one feels just right, for
Strangers in the night. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Ahhhh. Toilet stall wit!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 09:58 AM (OCTRt)
(copies in small notepad for later use at HEB)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2021 09:59 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: The Cars at May 13, 2021 09:59 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 10:00 AM (0KKyI)
Room to let, fifty cents.
No phone, no pool, no pets.
A ain't got no cigarettes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 13, 2021 10:00 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 13, 2021 10:00 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Ray Stevens song at May 13, 2021 10:00 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2021 10:00 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 13, 2021 10:00 AM (Dvm/n)
'This one is too tight!' 'Let's try another!'
This one feels just right, for
Strangers in the night. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Ahhhh. Toilet stall wit!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021
***
Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 used to quote her ex-boyfriend, giving him credit for that. He might have gotten it from a men's room stall at that.
Seen on the toilet paper dispenser: "Harvard Diplomas! Take One!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 10:00 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Flyover at May 13, 2021 10:00 AM (Rbu5d)
Officials found 71 corpses on Monday, the Associated Press reported, and images on social media of the bodies floating in the river prompted outrage. Authorities performed postmortems on Tuesday but said they could not confirm the cause of death due to the decomposition of the bodies.
Posted by: SMOD
Share a glass of water every time a body is found!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2021 10:00 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2021 10:00 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2021 10:01 AM (7PCAL)
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 09:56 AM (V13WU)
++++
Our rhyme's in jeopardy, baby...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2021 09:57 AM (Jsjd7)
Where were you, when I needed you?
You could not be found.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 13, 2021 10:01 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: creeper at May 13, 2021 10:01 AM (XxJt1)
"I think there is real concern among a number of members of my own party about a January 6 commission," Cheney said. "I've been very public that that commission needs to be bipartisan, it needs to look only at January 6 and the events leading up to it, not at the BLM and antifa riots last summer."
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2021 10:01 AM (cOgsy)
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 10:00 AM (0KKyI)
The Man in Black performed it best.
I cried.
Posted by: Flyover at May 13, 2021 10:02 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 10:02 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at May 13, 2021 10:02 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 10:02 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: CN at May 13, 2021 08:51 AM (ONvIw)
Are the muzzies all masked and socially distancing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 10:04 AM (ERGDF)
I like tucker. He has balls but they are dysfunctional when he chuckles.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 10:04 AM (QeenG)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 13, 2021 10:04 AM (n2I1N)
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Mrs. Wrecks had one of the morning news shows on and they said she was thrown out for calling out Trump's lies about the election.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 10:05 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Night Ranger at May 13, 2021 10:05 AM (DMQdU)
corn meal, gunpowder, ham hocks and guitar strings
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 13, 2021 09:47 AM (iTXRQ)
All part of a balanced, nutritious breakfast...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2021 10:05 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2021 08:55 AM (/XOcP)
Robert W. Service made a very good living selling his books of poetry, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 10:07 AM (ERGDF)
Chim chim chereei just Muldoon and me.
.
Place in only $4500 a month in the West Village and he gets the lower BUNK.
Posted by: Saf at May 13, 2021 12:09 PM (/N+d8)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 13, 2021 12:26 PM (0Xapy)
- though #34 and #99 came close: 4. He spent all his money on books, which were much more expensive in those days.
He owns quite a few, they're in pretty good condition, and most of them are
huge. Collected works of all the Latin poets? By the way, I assume that's his own not-yet-published manuscripts piled up front left, and a rough draft that didn't make the cut sitting in the stove ready to provide some heat.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at May 13, 2021 12:27 PM (mSenr)
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