Quick Hits: Steven Colbert Rises to Oliver-Willis-Levels of Comedic Brilliance Edition

De-center cisgenderism!

Caitlyn Jenner, ne' Bruce, admits that he did vote in the 2020 election, after initially dodging the question of whether he voted for Trump -- apparently dishonestly -- by claiming he didn't vote at all and golfed instead. He now says he voted in purely local races.

That doesn't square with the "I golfed instead of voting" cover story.

Wokies have the Twitter Sadz that Tim Tebow did well at his tryout and is back in the league, but the lazy gutless quitter Colin Kaepernick tanked his own tryout (possibly deliberately) and is not in the league.

Leaked: a 97 item "White Privilege" checklist distributed by the YWCA and co-sponsored by Disney.

LOL: Meggie Mac thinks her "job" of appearing on tv and babbling ignorantly is super-hrrrd, you guys.

Sure. What day?
— Josh Holmes (@HolmesJosh) May 12, 2021

David Frum, who brought so much peace to the Middle East that you can't believe it, is slamming Trump's failure to stop Hamas from bombing Israel.

Wait, does he think Trump is still president?

I mean, Trump is still president, but does David Frum believe "the Big Lie" that he remains president? Because he seems to be ascribing Biden's failure to Trump.

I mean, I remember it being just a little bit more successful than yours. https://t.co/l9Bu7AmsOG
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 11, 2021

I don't know @davidfrum maybe the Abraham Accords should be looked at as a model to build off of as opposed to spiking the football on dead Israelis but what do I know.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 11, 2021

Siri, show me why the powers-that-be in D.C. don’t seem to care at all about how a cyberterrorist attack is making it impossible for Americans in flyover country to find gas so they can drive to work and get groceries.

I give it two days before D.C. starts freaking out. pic.twitter.com/nin5kWQ95k
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) May 12, 2021

First, you have what the media is interested in talking about.

Below that, you'll see what everyone else is. pic.twitter.com/8Bo4nnIqU5
— Drew Holden (@DrewHolden360) May 12, 2021

Yeah right LOL, WaPo:

Under network president Jeff Zucker, CNN’s once studiously neutral team now call out politicians, share their feelings and occasionally cry on air. It doesn’t seem to hurt ratings. https://t.co/RCTBBnyxV3
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) May 12, 2021

AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA https://t.co/RadGkCy9tV pic.twitter.com/SuROj6ZMeV
— CNN Posting Their L's Online (@CNNPostingLs) May 12, 2021

Did I end this semester with a 4.0? No. Did I have a good experience with virtual classes? No. But, did I learn a lot and become stronger because of it? Also no
— Grant (@GrantTheAg) May 11, 2021

The Washington Examiner -- owned by the same liberal corporatist billionaire that allowed/encouraged The Weekly Standard to take a hard left/neoliberal turn -- continues, well, churning out Weekly Standard neoliberalism.

She has some dandies https://t.co/FinYHdTAhi
— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) May 12, 2021

This guy, with the Comedy!

What’s your alias for the former POTUS? #HeWhoShallBeNamed pic.twitter.com/xzCylttgbh
— A Late Show (@colbertlateshow) May 11, 2021

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1 st?

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2021 03:52 PM (U1eOr)

2 Colbert missed "Orange guy who sniffs his farts"

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2021 03:55 PM (Ti+Tv)

3
boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 03:56 PM (ifmtJ)

4 There is no Reagan waiting in the wings.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2021 03:56 PM (nI1Kq)

5 Colbert still has a show?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

6 I would pay to go on The View just to watch Meggie and Ana Navarro catfight over the doughnuts in the Green Room.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 12, 2021 03:56 PM (k6iZi)

7 That doesn't square with the "I golfed instead of voting" cover story.
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1. Jenner didn't vote, just like he said he didn't, but his ballot got returned anyway because of election fraud.
2. Jenner did vote, but voted for Trump and doesn't want to admit it and so lied about it.
3. Jenner did vote in local races but didn't want to admit it for some reason.

Flip a three-sided coin. Everyone lies anyway, so I'll accept whatever answer random chance surfaces...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 03:57 PM (Jsjd7)

8 It's so nice to see how Walt Disney Co. is devoting its efforts to castigating white people instead of, you know, making fucking mermaid cartoons and stupid comic book movies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2021 03:57 PM (guGkK)

9 3
boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 03:56 PM (ifmtJ)

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Comment on the content, or daydreaming?

We report, you decide.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

10 ELCA - Evil Lucifer's Church America

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 12, 2021 03:57 PM (EpDzw)

11 Hey, I had to read the content.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2021 03:57 PM (mdjgu)

12 I have respect for Grant, he's honest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

13 The hardest part of being on The View would be preventing the mass murder.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 03:57 PM (yQpMk)

14 Willowed:

I get that much. What I didn't get was why the Army wanted E-4s to not be NCOs.
Posted by: radar at May 12, 2021 03:52 PM (3Zp/H)

See my 368. otherwise there would be nothing but Telly Savalas' character Big Joe in Kelly's Heroes

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 12, 2021 03:58 PM (VcFUs)

15 This Lowe woman is just a vapid little girl, why does she get any attention at all? Though kind of SOP for the Beltway "conservative" punderati to pay her any mind.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 03:58 PM (OTzUX)

16 It bears repeating the Jon Stewart's Daily Show helped usher in this era of partisan warfare. Maybe Jon is a prick or a prince, personally. I dunno. But he gave us Colbert, Samantha Bee, Trevor Noah and all the mediocrity that huffed their farts.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 03:58 PM (ifmtJ)

17 Oh, the jocularity!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2021 03:58 PM (63Dwl)

18 ELCA - Evil Lucifer's Church America

Yeah they've been one of the absolute worst mainline denominations for decades now. No unChristian, unBiblical, and unholy doctrine or position is too low for them to not embrace..

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

19 ELCA - Evil Lucifer's Church America

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 12, 2021 03:57 PM (EpDzw)

They have their own rainbow flag too. Gee whiz they need to lose the name 'Lutheran'.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 03:58 PM (45fpk)

20 I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if you make a mentally-ill freak your liturgical representative, you're not only not a "major Christian denomination," you're not even Christian.

Can't spell "demon" without "denomination," you know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 03:58 PM (2JVJo)

21 > Wanna come try out my seat @TheView and see how easy it is in the big leagues cowboy?

That ham-beast needs an editor. She should have said "... in the big leagues, slugger?" Mixed metaphors are a no no.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 03:59 PM (YYlyE)

22 Hark! The Seventies are calling!

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 12, 2021 03:59 PM (haWye)

23 Trevor Noah is the Gold Standard in comedic mediocrity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2021 03:59 PM (guGkK)

24 "Wait a tick. So you say that someone used 'The View' and 'The Big Seat' and 'the issues' in the same sentence, in direct relationship to each other, and did so unironically? Was this person delusional or stupid?"

"The person who said that was Meggers McCain."

"Ah. Power of 'and,' then."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 03:59 PM (Jsjd7)

25 1st?
Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2021 03:52 PM (U1eOr)

Come back 495 posts from now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 03:59 PM (2JVJo)

26 We right here at the HQ come up with better material than Colbert on our worst days.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 12, 2021 03:59 PM (Bmy3R)

27

You know why Helen Keller failed the Army PT test?

'Cause she's a woman...

Posted by: Ken Shabby at May 12, 2021 03:59 PM (o6NKx)

28 The gas stations may not have gas, but they do have beer. So we have that going for us.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 12, 2021 03:59 PM (UPoLF)

29 Tune in to find out what Democratic cock I'm sucking tonight!

Posted by: The Late Show with Steven Colbert at May 12, 2021 04:00 PM (k6iZi)

30 boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 03:56 PM (ifmtJ)
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Okay.
https://is.gd/kjXAKE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 04:00 PM (Jsjd7)

31 Why would you believe anything an obviously crazy person says?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's cleavage at May 12, 2021 04:00 PM (Tnijr)

32 Kvon has Steven Colbert beat 7 days to Sunday

Fake Biden Comes Out

https://youtu.be/

Go9arkG_-TQ

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 12, 2021 04:00 PM (hrMmk)

33 Let me get this straight. From looking at the cable TV demographics, the coveted 25-54 age group is only 15-20% of all the viewers of all these shows - at most? So, out of the 2.5 million that watch Maddow, for instance, over 2 million of those are (probably older) outside the coveted group? Wow.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2021 04:00 PM (mdjgu)

34 Murdered a cop? seriously? Someone was murdered on Jan. 6th... The Country

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2021 04:00 PM (Zmnko)

35 I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if you make a mentally-ill freak your liturgical representative, you're not only not a "major Christian denomination," you're not even Christian.

Mormons are much closer to the original Church of Christ than they are, yet most people, even many on this board, would say they're still Christian and we're not.

I find that incredibly irritating.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:01 PM (YYlyE)

36 28 The gas stations may not have gas, but they do have beer. So we have that going for us.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 12, 2021 03:59 PM (UPoLF)

They also have boiled peanuts. Living large.

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2021 04:01 PM (Ti+Tv)

37 An exhaustive examination of Bruce Jenner's qualifications for being Governor of California:

1. Used to run fast
2. Was on Wheaties box once
3. Pretends he's a chick

The end.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2021 04:02 PM (guGkK)

38
The gas stations may not have gas, but they do have beer. So we have that going for us.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Is there a beer line?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2021 04:02 PM (63Dwl)

39 This "White Privilege Checklist" is something else. Here is a selection of things that add to your White Privilege score:
- I am a man
- I have never been raped
- I have a salaried job
- I graduated high school

This goes on. And on. And on. I am not a Bush '43 fan, but he (or his speechwriter) *nailed* it on that "soft bigotry of low expectations" thing. This is grotesque on so very many levels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 04:02 PM (Jsjd7)

40 >>> This Lowe woman is just a vapid little girl, why does she get any attention at all?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 03:58 PM (OTzUX)

#3 has the answer, mostly, sadly.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 04:03 PM (Fq1gB)

41 Mormons are much closer to the original Church of Christ than they are, yet most people, even many on this board, would say they're still Christian and we're not.

I find that incredibly irritating.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:01 PM (YYlyE)

We can discuss theology some other time. Y'all are part of my tribe and that settles it far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 04:04 PM (ifmtJ)

42 Is there a beer line?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2021 04:02 PM (63Dwl)

Nope!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 12, 2021 04:04 PM (UPoLF)

43 Side note

For 50 Years the Religious Right has tried to Shut Down public gay life.

Along comes a Communist Bat and they all just Shut Down and Shut Up like good little Democrat Party SLAVES.

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 12, 2021 04:04 PM (hrMmk)

44 Cicero it's amazing how many people seem to take Jenner, a pretty vapid and now mentally unwell fringe character, seriously. Apparently not likely voters, according to early polling. I'm confident Faulconer will go nowhere, which is important. But I've never thought the airhead hair-gel governor was in much peril, still don't, so it's academic.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 04:04 PM (OTzUX)

45 12 I have respect for Grant, he's honest.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Same - his tweet was a refreshing palate-cleanser after all the crap going on above and below it.

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2021 04:04 PM (U1eOr)

46 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 04:02 PM (Jsjd7)

-My Parents were married
-My Parents STAYED Married
-We went to Church
-I was forced to do homework
-I was a Boy Scout, back when it was not Gay Scouts
-We were Free Range Children, all over town until dinner time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2021 04:04 PM (oHd/0)

47 boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 03:56 PM (ifmtJ)
++++
Okay.
https://is.gd/kjXAKE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 04:00 PM (Jsjd7)

Oh wow, thanks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 04:04 PM (ifmtJ)

48 To the guy tweeting about college:
"Did I end this semester with a 4.0? No. Did I have a good experience with virtual classes? No. But, did I learn a lot and become stronger because of it? Also no"

Sadly, the only important thing is: did you earn the needed credits toward graduation? I learned, and use, nothing from my college education, but the dumb piece of paper saying I graduated opened plenty of doors for me that would otherwise have been closed.

Posted by: Grimmy at May 12, 2021 04:04 PM (NX9bY)

49
Is there a beer line?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2021 04:02 PM (63Dwl)

According to the morning report, if you jump that line, you'll get spit on and assaulted. But only if you assume the identify of a green haired privileged lefty trannie.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 12, 2021 04:04 PM (VcFUs)

50 Just keep repeating the lie.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 12, 2021 04:05 PM (t7N41)

51 "Remember all the Trump-Kushner self-congratulation about their Middle East successes?"

Someone please ask Frumtard which country Trump brokered a peace agreement with Israel is currently launching attacks...because I'm pretty sure it's none.

Posted by: NeverBiden at May 12, 2021 04:05 PM (0jZvB)

52 50 Just keep repeating the lie.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 12, 2021 04:05 PM (t7N41)

=======

Biden won the election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

53 When my Jeep died little over a year ago, I said, well, I work entirely from home, I have a bike, and we have world-class bike trails that get you anywhere in the city, and Uber, and relatively safe public transportation, and we have mild weather here...I'm just gonna save a ton of dough and go without for awhile. And I'll tell ya - you DO save a shit-TON of dough. More than I expected and I thought I figured it conservatively.

But now, JUST as I was thinking about finally buying a new vehicle, the world runs out of gas. Guess I'll keep saving dough for a while longer.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 12, 2021 04:05 PM (Bmy3R)

54 Lutherans have been a cancer on this once great nation -- from importing Somali dirtbags to instituionalizing systemic degeneracy.

Put their phoney baloney church on the list for the burning times.

Posted by: Desultory joe at May 12, 2021 04:06 PM (L9P9s)

55 If memory serves, I think Lowe is also a plagiarist in addition to a dullard and a mediocrity. Typical ConservaTHOT. Jonah Goldberg with smaller tits.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 04:06 PM (Uh2oA)

56 Mormons are much closer to the original Church of Christ than they are, yet most people, even many on this board, would say they're still Christian and we're not.

I find that incredibly irritating.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:01 PM (YYlyE)

Well, being RCC, I was brought up in "there is no salvation outside the Church." ('church' being the RCC). But we don't teach that any more.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 04:06 PM (2JVJo)

57 But now, JUST as I was thinking about finally buying a new vehicle, the world runs out of gas. Guess I'll keep saving dough for a while longer.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 12, 2021 04:05 PM (Bmy3R)

I'm giving new consideration to a motorcycle. And I live in Seattle, so 8 months of the year are miserable for motorcycles.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 04:06 PM (ifmtJ)

58 >>> - I am a man
- I have never been raped
- I have a salaried job
- I graduated high school

This goes on. And on. And on. I am not a Bush '43 fan, but he (or his speechwriter) *nailed* it on that "soft bigotry of low expectations" thing. This is grotesque on so very many levels.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 04:02 PM (Jsjd7)

I'd like to try maxing out my score. I once went to a monster truck show and got my picture taken with a hot girl in a bikini who was holding a machine gun.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 04:07 PM (Fq1gB)

59 ...
Flip a three-sided coin. Everyone lies anyway, so I'll accept whatever answer random chance surfaces...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 03:57 PM (Jsjd7)
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Fraudsters probably voted once for "Bruce" and once for "Caitlyn".

Posted by: zmdavid at May 12, 2021 04:07 PM (xqRaG)

60 Society and the church have been so watered down by political correctness its not worth going.

Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2021 04:08 PM (0jZnq)

61 So it was all a plot to get Buffett more money. Go figure

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 04:08 PM (ONvIw)

62 > It bears repeating the Jon Stewart's Daily Show helped usher in this era of partisan warfare. Maybe Jon is a prick or a prince, personally. I dunno. But he gave us Colbert, Samantha Bee, Trevor Noah and all the mediocrity that huffed their farts.

Jon Stewart perfected a really insidious indoctrination method. He fast talks through a one-sided description of an issue, makes a non-sequitur jokey statement that some might consider a shadow of an argument, and then moves on the the next topic.

This is especially insidious because the "joke" smooths over all of the omissions and falsehoods in the description of the issue. Before your brain has a chance to examine those issues, the "joke" interrupts that process and you get a tiny mental reinforcement as well as a in-crowd mental hug.

The result is you get an army of morons who don't know anything about a ton of hot button issues, but they know that anyone who believes other than you is mock-worthy, stupid, and outside of your crowd. They can't articulate the issue, they can't articulate their position, but they know without question that you're wrong.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:08 PM (YYlyE)

63 Lutherans have been a cancer on this once great nation -- from importing Somali dirtbags to instituionalizing systemic degeneracy.

There are very great Lutheran denominations, but they are small and fly under the radar, like Missouri Lutheran Synod. Its the huge ugly antiChrist disasters like the ELCA etc that are the problem.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2021 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

64 If SNL was still worth a damn they would do a sketch about Pat becoming a bishop in the Evangelical Lutheran Church.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2021 04:08 PM (xPl2J)

65 So that "bishop" has 200 churches under her leadership?

How many members? 250? 275?

Fewer than 200?

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at May 12, 2021 04:08 PM (xxG/v)

66 Batman: ITS WHAT WE DOOOOO THAT DEFINES US.

Rachel: Batman is Aristotle?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2021 04:08 PM (IqZDk)

67 I'd like to try maxing out my score. I once went to a monster truck show and got my picture taken with a hot girl in a bikini who was holding a machine gun.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 04:07 PM (Fq1gB)

Retired Sailor from Pre Tail Hook days.

I could probably max that test...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2021 04:09 PM (oHd/0)

68 Cicero it's amazing how many people seem to take Jenner, a pretty vapid and now mentally unwell fringe character, seriously.

The bar for high office is pretty low these days on all fronts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2021 04:09 PM (guGkK)

69 OT, or maybe not, go read a new bit of entertainment that may be telling our future.
https://www.arkhaven.com/comics/action/hammer-of-freedom

Posted by: Star Tripper at May 12, 2021 04:09 PM (B+8UT)

70 66 Batman: ITS WHAT WE DOOOOO THAT DEFINES US.

Rachel: Batman is Aristotle?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2021 04:08 PM (IqZDk)

=========

Rachel: No, wait...Am I Aristotle? Cause I said that first...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

71 So the Trans pastor.. Does he/she think God made a slight mistake when God made ' he/ she?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2021 04:10 PM (Zmnko)

72 They have their own rainbow flag too. Gee whiz they need to lose the name 'Lutheran'.

The shame is part of the kink.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 04:10 PM (yQpMk)

73 68 Cicero it's amazing how many people seem to take Jenner, a pretty vapid and now mentally unwell fringe character, seriously.

The bar for high office is pretty low these days on all fronts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2021 04:09 PM (guGkK)

========

Ayn Rand's opinion of people able to get elected to office was pretty spot on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

74 Disney Got Boobs?

In its executive suite?

SELL ALL DISNEY STOCK NOW.

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 12, 2021 04:10 PM (hrMmk)

75 Mormons are much closer to the original Church of Christ than they are, yet most people, even many on this board, would say they're still Christian and we're not.

I would hazard a guess and say that most people here particularly would call the ELCA not Christian and Jesus took his lamp away from them long ago.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2021 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

76

OMG THE GAS STATION IS OUT OF SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I start the pillaging and burning?

Posted by: Ken Shabby at May 12, 2021 04:10 PM (o6NKx)

77 Stewart and his successors have helped to kill intelligent discussion in this county.

Every discussion with a lefty now is "But on Trevor Noah's show he said X! So you are wrong because you are claiming X is not true!"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2021 04:10 PM (DpkTQ)

78 Posted by: Desultory joe at May 12, 2021 04:06 PM (L9P9s)

I'm no Lutheran cheerleader, even though I married one (a Lutheran, not a cheerleader) but the ELCA is way way out there as far as the different Lutheran synods. The Missouri Synod doesn't put up with crap like that, nor does the WELS (Wisconsin Synod), nor does the Evangelical Synod. It's the ELCA what ought to be stripped of its vestments and have its communion wafers confiscated.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 04:11 PM (45fpk)

79 I once went to a monster truck show and got my picture taken with a hot girl in a bikini who was holding a machine gun.

I am not worthy to stand in your shadow.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2021 04:11 PM (KZzsI)

80 > So it was all a plot to get Buffett more money. Go figure

Which plot? The pipeline? Yeah, Buffett owns the trains lines that transport the oil when the pipeline is shut down.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:11 PM (YYlyE)

81 The rainbow flag over a church should be treat the same as a NAZI flag over a town hall - it means conquered space.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2021 04:11 PM (DpkTQ)

82 There are very great Lutheran denominations, but they are small and fly under the radar, like Missouri Lutheran Synod.

There are 2 million of us!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 04:11 PM (yQpMk)

83 Society and the church have been so watered down by political correctness its not worth going.
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2021 04:08 PM (0jZnq)

Yup... we're in an end of life situation with my Mom... she is making her funeral plans. Went to our old Retired Pastor to ask if he would do her service, because the new pastor is an import from the Philippines who is not only hard to understand, but does not have an American outlook.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2021 04:12 PM (oHd/0)

84 Trains are just a pipeline on wheels!

Posted by: Warren Buffet at May 12, 2021 04:12 PM (guGkK)

85 82 There are very great Lutheran denominations, but they are small and fly under the radar, like Missouri Lutheran Synod.

There are 2 million of us!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 04:11 PM (yQpMk)

=========

Yeah, well, there are 2 billion of us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

86 58- I've rode in a monster truck. Twice.

Posted by: Bete at May 12, 2021 04:12 PM (Ojki1)

87 > I would hazard a guess and say that most people here particularly would call the ELCA not Christian and Jesus took his lamp away from them long ago.

Fair enough. I'm still annoyed.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:13 PM (YYlyE)

88
I'm afraid if I went on The View I'd have to punch Joy Behar in the mouth and rip off her wig.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 12, 2021 04:13 PM (BxZ2v)

89
Rachel: Batman is Aristotle?
But with less pedophilia.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2021 04:13 PM (DpkTQ)

90 Oh, and Mr. Colbert:
TOAFPOTUS.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 12, 2021 04:13 PM (OUMaO)

91 OMG THE GAS STATION IS OUT OF SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I start the pillaging and burning?
Posted by: Ken Shabby at May 12, 2021 04:10 PM (o6NKx)

No, you should be thankful. Because you shouldn't be eating sushi from a gas station in the first place.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 04:13 PM (Ez6QX)

92 But...Colbert isn't funny. Phil Hartman portrayed Reagan as an evil mastermind, and that was funny. Will Farrell impersonating W. declaring 'one of the Koreas' was part of the Axis of Evil-that was funny.
Colbert's stuff, like Bee's has no humor...it's just angry junior high school bathroom wall scribblings.

Posted by: Mike at May 12, 2021 04:13 PM (tXoKt)

93 91
No, you should be thankful. Because you shouldn't be eating sushi from a gas station in the first place.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 04:13 PM (Ez6QX)

========

Well, that depends. Do you want superpowers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

94 Monorail!! To the gas lines!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:14 PM (jvt6t)

95 Yeah, well, there are 2 billion of us.

It is a quality vs quantity thing

Posted by: Y5 at May 12, 2021 04:14 PM (cPlMq)

96 #84

That is what Warren Buffet says as he banks a few more Billion more now because of his sleeping with Joe Biden.

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 12, 2021 04:14 PM (hrMmk)

97 86 58- I've rode in a monster truck. Twice.
Posted by: Bete at May 12, 2021 04:12 PM (Ojki1)

Broke bread on a Warship, with Demo Dick Marcinko.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2021 04:14 PM (oHd/0)

98 @Breaking911

President Biden to the press:

"You guys are bad. I'm not supposed to be answering all these questions. I'm supposed to leave."

https://tinyurl.com/yekh5kwx

Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2021 04:14 PM (cF8AT)

99 One thing I do have to say for Borat, unlike Colbert or Stewart he is willing to suffer for his craft - referencing of course the fat guy he had sit on his face in the Borat movie, and ordering his girlfriend to seduce Rudy G last year.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2021 04:14 PM (DpkTQ)

100 Frum is a pretty good example of the sort that went incredibly stoopid and incredibly nasty, overnight.

To his non-point, there's a pretty strong video of a presentation by a UAE Red Crescent guy denouncing Hamas for using their field hospital in Gaza as a human shield for anti-aircraft weaponry firing at the IAF.

Contrast this with the often pro forma and never really serious embrace of the most ridiculous "green helmet guy" stuff from Lebanon in 2006 by the Gulfies.

After looking up where it is and reading a summary of the last 50 years' history, maybe Frum could comment on the stunning spectacle of an Arab organization vehemently denouncing lies and war crimes by a Palestinian outfit fighting the Israelis.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 04:15 PM (OTzUX)

101 No, you should be thankful. Because you shouldn't be eating sushi from a gas station in the first place.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 04:13 PM (Ez6QX)

I don't know....that Ganjes River Tilapia is to die for!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:15 PM (jvt6t)

102 Colbert is not nor ever has been even remotely funny.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 12, 2021 04:15 PM (nxdel)

103 It's the ELCA what ought to be stripped of its vestments and have its communion wafers confiscated.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 04:11 PM (45fpk)
I agree. Also, I prefer cubed Wonder Bread to wafers!

Posted by: pookysgirl, communicant at May 12, 2021 04:15 PM (XKZwp)

104 Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2021 04:14 PM (cF8AT)

Certainly instills confidence doesn't it...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2021 04:15 PM (Zmnko)

105 Aristotle also didn't wear a bra.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2021 04:16 PM (IqZDk)

106 I don't know how many of you guys have seen this before, but Professor Julius Sumner Miller is a wonderful teacher of basic Physics and a lot of fun to watch. Kids and adults alike can learn from him here:

youtube.com/user/dramaticphysics/playlists

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:16 PM (YYlyE)

107 Aristotle also didn't wear a bra.
Point of order, they weren't invented yet

Posted by: Many suffering well endowed greek women in ancient history at May 12, 2021 04:16 PM (DpkTQ)

108 Colon Krapperdick doesn't want a job in the NFL. He always performs poorly at tryouts. He needs to keep getting turned down so that he can keep up his phony "victim of raaaaaacism" schtick, which pays a lot better, and requires much less actual work, than being an NFL player.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 12, 2021 04:16 PM (k4dH2)

109 22 Hark! The Seventies are calling!
Posted by: Czech Chick

Oh, that means the music is coming back?

https://youtu.be/cBojbjoMttI

Probably too mellow.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2021 04:16 PM (7RazL)

110 97 86 58- I've rode in a monster truck. Twice.
Posted by: Bete at May 12, 2021 04:12 PM (Ojki1)

Broke bread on a Warship, with Demo Dick Marcinko.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2021 04:14 PM (oHd/0)

Rode backseat in an F4-E Phantom for a check flight.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:16 PM (jvt6t)

111 The whole trans stuff is weird anyway, but calling yourself "they" sounds like multiple personality disorder.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 04:17 PM (k39e/)

112 The Phil Hartman-Jan Hooks sketch where Barbara Bush (played by Hartman) has to force Nancy Reagan (played brilliantly by Jan Hooks)...THAT WAS FUNNY! I voted for Reagan and Bush and I laughed my keester off.

Posted by: Mike at May 12, 2021 04:17 PM (tXoKt)

113 President Biden to the press:

"You guys are bad. I'm not supposed to be answering all these questions. I'm supposed to leave."

Sounds like something a flirty teacher would say, and now I need to go throw up.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:17 PM (YYlyE)

114 I see that Oregon is going down the "if 70% of adults get vaccinated we can reopen the state" road.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)

115
All the sturm-und-drang and opposition to Keystone XL over the years boiled down to one thing: "Warren Buffett is a large Democrat donor."

It was risible that they tried to pretend it was about the environment. Even Mongo is smart enough to know it's "got to do with where choo-choo go."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 04:17 PM (Uh2oA)

116 I once got to ride a guy with a monster dong in a truck in Pakistan. Does that count?

Posted by: Barack H Obama at May 12, 2021 04:18 PM (DpkTQ)

117 I was promised an Earth shattering KA-BOOM as the Vogons built that hyperspace bypass...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2021 04:18 PM (4dSfq)

118 >>Did I end this semester with a 4.0? No. Did I have a good experience with virtual classes? No. But, did I learn a lot and become stronger because of it? Also no

Heh, dude subverted expectations of some cliche 'what doesn't kill us makes us stronger' closing sentence.

Well played

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2021 04:18 PM (bDqIh)

119 It's the ELCA what ought to be stripped of its vestments and have its communion wafers confiscated.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 04:11 PM (45fpk)

DH's family is ELCA. He took me to several of their services over the years. I asked questions, and there were no coherent answers. Like, why did you take Jesus off the cross? Oh, we worship the Risen Christ. Huh?Where is Jesus when you take communion, and what's with the little shot glasses instead a common cup? He's always with us. Huh? When you say the Creed, and claim to be part of the Catholic Church, how does that square with your beliefs which diverge from everyone else's? Wherever God is, there is Church. Huh?

Pretty much just "I'm okay, you're okay, we're all happy people who are going to heaven no matter what." No thanks. I can get that at the library.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:18 PM (okGHj)

120 First this, first that
Will we ever run out ?

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 04:18 PM (Cxk7w)

121 This past weekend, while visiting family, I attended a Catholic Church where the pastor boldly proclaimed people as bigots, haters, homophobes, etc. Even quoted Voltaire "Prejudices are what fools use for reason".
Then during the Prayer of the Faithful, asked everyone to pray for the muzzies who are celebrating Ramadan and Laylat al-Qadr.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2021 04:18 PM (N39Ws)

122 What are David Frum's accomplishments?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2021 04:18 PM (H5knJ)

123 91 OMG THE GAS STATION IS OUT OF SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I start the pillaging and burning?
Posted by: Ken Shabby at May 12, 2021 04:10 PM (o6NKx)
No, you should be thankful. Because you shouldn't be eating sushi from a gas station in the first place.
Posted by: Jordan61

They had some Balut, but it was near it's expiration date so I passed.

Posted by: Ken Shabby at May 12, 2021 04:18 PM (o6NKx)

124 I'm going for comments on different subjects, so separate comments. The first subject is what the YWCA is doing with their surveys. ZI know that I am older than Methuselah, But can somebody tell me what the "C" stands for in the Acronym YMCA. In my 80 some-odd years, I have always thought it stood for a religion, But I am rapidly convince that it stands for a four-letter word describing a gender. Am I wrong?

Posted by: Ol' Country Boy at May 12, 2021 04:18 PM (Zd+Sa)

125 This is obvious.

https://mobile.twitter.com/skifflegirl/status/
1392556418864082948

Pipeline inspector calls in to The Alex Jones Show: "It's 100% engineered collapse"

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 04:18 PM (3zgHJ)

126 Confused. " . . after they were elected . . " I only see pic of one Trans. Freudian slip?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 12, 2021 04:19 PM (rsqz2)

127 An exhaustive examination of Bruce Jenner's qualifications for being Governor of California:

1. Used to run fast
2. Was on Wheaties box once
3. Pretends he's a chick

The end.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2021 04:02 PM (guGkK)

4. Was on "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," which is how most people under 40 know him/her.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2021 04:19 PM (BMmaB)

128 Liz Cheney shit my pants in Mexico!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2021 04:19 PM (bOH/W)

129 > They had some Balut, but it was near it's expiration date so I passed.

If anyone ever offers me Balut, I'm going to kick them in the nuts and tell them that's a delicacy.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:19 PM (YYlyE)

130 >>Colbert is not nor ever has been even remotely funny.

Jewells speaks the truth!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2021 04:19 PM (bDqIh)

131 President Biden to the press:

"You guys are bad. I'm not supposed to be answering all these questions. I'm supposed to leave."

==

Bad, bad press. So bad. You deserve a spanking.

-Joe Biden losing it

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 04:19 PM (V13WU)

132 Colon Krapperdick doesn't want a job in the NFL. He
always performs poorly at tryouts. He needs to keep getting turned
down so that he can keep up his phony "victim of raaaaaacism" schtick,
which pays a lot better, and requires much less actual work, than being
an NFL player.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 12, 2021 04:16 PM (k4dH2)

He doesn't want to get into a kneeling contest with Tim Tebow.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 04:19 PM (45fpk)

133 The whole trans stuff is weird anyway, but calling yourself "they" sounds like multiple personality disorder.

My name is Legion for we are many.

Posted by: The voice in a tranny's head at May 12, 2021 04:20 PM (DpkTQ)

134 Mega Mac is asking cowboys to come and try out her seat?
Woof. Woof.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2021 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

135 102 Colbert is not nor ever has been even remotely funny.

***

He's the dollar store version of Garrison Keillor.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 12, 2021 04:20 PM (VNgpN)

136 116 I once got to ride a guy with a monster dong in a truck in Pakistan. Does that count?

Posted by: Barack H Obama

You mean "Pah kee STAHN"

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2021 04:20 PM (U1eOr)

137 So to add to all of the fun, the Coast Guard discovered a fracture in the I-40 bridge across the Mississippi into Memphis.

May be closed for months.

Expect hyperventilating for Trillions in fiat to be pissed away in the name of "INFRASTRUCTURE".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2021 04:20 PM (HkGKp)

138 Colbert is the modern-day Tokyo Rose. Except Colbert has a choice to be a traitor to America, Rose didn't.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2021 04:20 PM (sy5kK)

139 All the sturm-und-drang and opposition to Keystone XL over the years boiled down to one thing: "Warren Buffett is a large Democrat donor."

It was risible that they tried to pretend it was about the environment. Even Mongo is smart enough to know it's "got to do with where choo-choo go."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 04:17 PM (Uh2oA)

And Whitmer's planning to shut down the Enbridge pipeline in 3 days. CHOO CHOO!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2021 04:20 PM (BMmaB)

140 And they were obviously fast tracking this person-Ordained in 2006 and they're becoming a Bishop now?. It usually takes longer that that. And 200 Lutheran churches in a synod doesn't sound like very many.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 04:20 PM (k39e/)

141 exhaustive examination of Bruce Jenner's qualifications for being Governor of California:

1. Used to run fast
2. Was on Wheaties box once
3. Pretends he's a chick

The end.
Posted by: Cicero (@

I fairness that means he is more qualified for office than that Cheney chick

Posted by: Y5 at May 12, 2021 04:20 PM (cPlMq)

142
Mega Mac is asking cowboys to come and try out her seat?

-------

She probably just wants a free trip from Texas to Chicago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 04:22 PM (Uh2oA)

143 Early stuff Colbert did on The Daily Show was kinda funny, but he lost it pretty fast. His faux Bill O'Reilly schtick lost its fun in a hurry (the one bit he did that made me laugh pretty hard was asking the governor of a state why they had so many astronauts "what about your state makes people want to flee the earth?")/

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2021 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

144 Colbert is not nor ever has been even remotely funny.

***

He's the dollar store version of Garrison Keillor.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 12, 2021 04:20 PM (VNgpN)

Samantha Bee is the Stewart offspring I don't get. Who watches her? Is there anyone in the world who thinks that's funny?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2021 04:22 PM (BMmaB)

145 Bruce Jenner is perfect as governor of CA.
A ball less celebrity famous for self promotion and a family of grifters and whores.

I mean he is the platonic embodiment of the state.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2021 04:22 PM (DpkTQ)

146
Meghan Mac-n-Cheese
n-pizza
n-doughnuts
n-cookies
n-ice cream
n-cheetos
. . .

Posted by: Sphynx at May 12, 2021 04:22 PM (BxZ2v)

147 I read today that the George Fentanyl mural was vandalized again. I would love to leave his dying words up, but replace his face with Prince Albert in a can.

Posted by: With apologies to Lon Chaney Jr. at May 12, 2021 04:23 PM (/3JVG)

148 And 200 Lutheran churches in a synod doesn't sound like very many.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 04:20 PM (k39e/)
----------
I think they've confused "synod" with "diocese".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2021 04:23 PM (WGara)

149 FatBack McCain better watch out. She is easily replaceable.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:23 PM (jvt6t)

150 Then during the Prayer of the Faithful, asked everyone to pray for the muzzies who are celebrating Ramadan and Laylat al-Qadr.

Imprecatory Prayers are within guidelines.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2021 04:23 PM (HkGKp)

151 I think early on Colbert found he could be funny, or he could tell the same joke over and over and get rich.

And he went with the later.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2021 04:23 PM (DpkTQ)

152 Sometimes, in airport bathrooms, I would challenge cowboys to try out my seat.

Posted by: Larry Craig at May 12, 2021 04:24 PM (H5knJ)

153 My pepper plants had their first taste of real sunshine today. I'm starting the process of getting them outside.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:24 PM (YYlyE)

154 So, does Bruce, er. Caitlyn hit off the red tees or the whites?

Posted by: redenzo at May 12, 2021 04:24 PM (E7vND)

155

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA-q4pXd0Pk

Posted by: Surprise Anal Chemist at May 12, 2021 04:24 PM (o6NKx)

156 I'm confused. Who is the lesbian in the last photo?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 12, 2021 04:25 PM (NcLZI)

157 121 This past weekend, while visiting family, I attended a Catholic Church where the pastor boldly proclaimed people as bigots, haters, homophobes, etc. Even quoted Voltaire "Prejudices are what fools use for reason".
Then during the Prayer of the Faithful, asked everyone to pray for the muzzies who are celebrating Ramadan and Laylat al-Qadr.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2021 04:18 PM (N39Ws)

I will guarantee you he and his bishop are both homosexuals. Sight unseen.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:25 PM (okGHj)

158 Moving oil by train is just great for the environment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki
/Lac-M%C3%A9gantic_rail_disaster

Posted by: zmdavid at May 12, 2021 04:25 PM (xqRaG)

159 156 I'm confused. Who is the lesbian in the last photo?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 12, 2021 04:25 PM (NcLZI)

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:25 PM (okGHj)

160 I don't have a problem with praying for muslims. We are told to pray for our enemies, and to do good to those who hate us. I pray for my muslim family member that he would come to saving faith in Jesus Christ, and be freed from the chains that bind him.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 04:25 PM (45fpk)

161 The result is you get an army of morons who don't know anything about a ton of hot button issues, but they know that anyone who believes other than you is mock-worthy, stupid, and outside of your crowd. They can't articulate the issue, they can't articulate their position, but they know without question that you're wrong.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:08 PM (YYlyE)

Back from that comment distractor known as work.

Did anyone ask if the army of morons could pass their AMFT?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 12, 2021 04:26 PM (VcFUs)

162
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 12, 2021 04:26 PM (DUIap)

163 It's funny how unfunny comedians are today.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 04:26 PM (cSyAR)

164 They could have 120% vaccinated in OR. Kste Brown would come up with some new BS. They've had one of the lowest case rates in the country.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2021 04:26 PM (YynYJ)

165 Paul Harrell's top five wilderness survival guns:

https://youtu.be/pQOTUnf9lZ4

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:27 PM (YYlyE)

166 I don't have a problem with praying for muslims. We are told to pray for our enemies, and to do good to those who hate us.

Sadly, I am Jonah.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 04:27 PM (yQpMk)

167 I think the Bishop probably looked better as a man than they do as woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 04:27 PM (k39e/)

168 I find it curious that roughly one month after I began to see 16 oz squeeze bottles of Chick-Fil-A sauces appear on the shelves at the grocery store that 'supply chain disruption' has forced the company to limit the free sauces you get at the restaurant.

If I didn't know they were good, Christian folk, I'd suspect they were full of shit.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2021 04:28 PM (aJJGg)

169 Has anyone interviewed the Colonial Pipeline management? If so, I havent seen it.

I mean, it seems obvious there are manual overrides that could get product flowing immediately (pipelines have been operating in this country for longer than there has been widespread electrification and, certainly, before the internet), but at least ask them to explain.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 12, 2021 04:28 PM (3fLhO)

170 160 I don't have a problem with praying for muslims. We are told to pray for our enemies, and to do good to those who hate us. I pray for my muslim family member that he would come to saving faith in Jesus Christ, and be freed from the chains that bind him.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 04:25 PM (45fpk)

This the hard road, but the Christian one. I even pray for Biden and his family to come back to Christ, but that's a long shot at this point. I can't vote the bastard out, but I can ask he be corrected and set on a good path instead.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:28 PM (okGHj)

171 >>1. Used to run fast
2. Was on Wheaties box once
3. Pretends he's a chick

4. Kinda was a Kardashian, which made Jenner a household name to generations who were not alive when the gold medals were won

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2021 04:28 PM (bDqIh)

172 166 I don't have a problem with praying for muslims. We are told to pray for our enemies, and to do good to those who hate us.

Sadly, I am Jonah.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 04:27 PM (yQpMk)

I'm of the Col. Hal Moore or Gen. Patton school of thought on praying for our enemies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2021 04:28 PM (oHd/0)

173
> They had some Balut, but it was near it's expiration date so I passed.

I didn't think Balut had an expiration.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2021 04:28 PM (63Dwl)

174 My second comment is about the natural gas / gasoline shortages (two different things) in fly over country. Speaking for Oklahoma, there ain't no gas shortage out here. If you need gas or hot ai for heating, just fo the the US Capitol building and lay some pipes. I think in a few more days, all you dhims are going to become true believers. You have been told time and time again. We are going to let you b****rds starve and freeze in the dark. Even when we bust our butts trying to help you, feed you and keep you warm, you still abuse us and vote for the Dhims. So to repeat myself, YBSFITD

Posted by: Ol' Country Boy at May 12, 2021 04:29 PM (Zd+Sa)

175 So it's up and running. The secret lab in the basement of the Harvard Divinity School where they ordain women surgically.

Posted by: Dale Gribble at May 12, 2021 04:29 PM (gcnRJ)

176 167 I think the Bishop probably looked better as a man than they do as woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 04:27 PM (k39e/)

Yeah...what's up with that?? Why can't trannies look like hawt chicks instead of Rachel Levine wannabes?? It's so confusing for me.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Douche at May 12, 2021 04:29 PM (jvt6t)

177 No, there are no infrastructure projects in the South. (Except maybe Atlanta area, so they can keep stealing elections)

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2021 04:29 PM (YynYJ)

178 137 Reuben Hick
It was actually a contractor for the Arkansas Dept. of Transportation doing a routine inspection of the M I40 bridge (the newer bridge). The contractor called 911 and the Memphis police and Arkansas State police stopped new traffic from going onto the bridge and clearing out the existing traffic.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2021 04:29 PM (pO7gM)

179 If you are lucky enough to live somewhere without rust, buy something oldish like a Crown Vic or a Grand Marquis (at least before the current used car pricefest this worked) for cash and then spend a little more fixing everything. No payment saves you a ridiculous amount of cash and if anything does break you have plenty to get it fixed. Who spends $500 to $1000 every single month on car repairs? Nobody, that's who

Posted by: azjaeger at May 12, 2021 04:30 PM (3/XaG)

180 No more mean tweets.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 04:30 PM (W2Pud)

181 I like that smug, nasty look on xer face. Xhe knows xhe really got one over on those dirty Christians. No different than the trans lawyer in Denver who keeps suing Masterpiece Cakes. Vile scum.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 04:30 PM (Uh2oA)

182 g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 12, 2021 04:26 PM (DUIap)

Evening, I wish. I still have an hour of work left.

Hi AltonJackson!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 04:30 PM (QIABA)

183 So, we are all made in God's image, but that Bishop decided he made a mistake with xer?
Um. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2021 04:30 PM (bDqIh)

184 I think early on Colbert found he could be funny, or he could tell the same joke over and over and get rich.

And he went with the later.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2021 04:23 PM (DpkTQ)

He's getting rich thinking he's grifting the woke networks - he knows he's not funny - but hell, they already know he's not funny. He's the lefty Soviet version of Radio Free America - its the message to the people he's getting paid to broadcast. He's Lord Haw Haw without the Haw Haw.

But he's a slime...his usefulness to the left will also soon be over. Then he'll wear a pair of government approved dungarees and hoe peas in the redemption camps they build for grubby morons like Colbert.

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2021 04:30 PM (w2LAm)

185 127 An exhaustive examination of Bruce Jenner's qualifications for being Governor of California:

1. Used to run fast
2. Was on Wheaties box once
3. Pretends he's a chick
__________

Bruce wasn't all that fast. Remember, he's white. Also, he's pretty big. Jenner won decathalon medals, which is a bunch of different events (throwing: javelin, discus, shotput; jumping: long jump, high jump, pole vault), only some of which are running.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 12, 2021 04:30 PM (k4dH2)

186 For someone that I'm told is politically finished Trump certainly lives large in their heads.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 12, 2021 04:30 PM (0QYMt)

187 the funny the part is that Jenner the Bruce now holds all the women's records in the olympic decathlon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 12, 2021 04:31 PM (r+sAi)

188 BTW, Meat Puppet said this afternoon that he's handling the pipeline issue. No worries, it's all good, or so he said. Peace in the middle east? Not so much.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 12, 2021 04:31 PM (3fLhO)

189 You have been told time and time again. We are going to let you b****rds starve and freeze in the dark. Even when we bust our butts trying to help you, feed you and keep you warm, you still abuse us and vote for the Dhims. So to repeat myself, YBSFITD
Posted by: Ol' Country Boy at May 12, 2021 04:29 PM (Zd+Sa)

While the pipeline up here was being held up by Washington regulations and red tape, the most common bumper sticker was: Let the Bastards Freeze in the Dark.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:31 PM (okGHj)

190 Yeah...what's up with that?? Why can't trannies look like hawt chicks instead of Rachel Levine wannabes?? It's so confusing for me.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Douche at May 12, 2021 04:29 PM (jvt6t)

Dude, we know you've been searching for hot trannies at Pr0nHub. Stop that. It's just gross and disgusting.

Posted by: Ralph & Bob @ the NSA at May 12, 2021 04:32 PM (VcFUs)

191 180 No more mean tweets.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 04:30 PM (W2Pud)

I have been told we need to be nice and not use mean language and all will be fine.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:32 PM (jvt6t)

192 I can see why the GOPe hate her:

Marjorie Taylor Greene
@mtgreenee 22m

Just talked to @AOC again.

You chickened out bc you are too scared to debate me about your Socialist Green New Deal.
You are also a hate-America terrorist sympathizer.
#JihadSquad
Members of Congress do NOT support terrorism & shouldn't be afraid to debate their legislation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2021 04:32 PM (nI1Kq)

193 Jenner the Bruce

LOL!

How very.....mannish.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:32 PM (okGHj)

194 I believe Old Testament Levitical priests could not have mutilated genitals.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 04:33 PM (cSyAR)

195 And if they're fast tracked simply because they're transgender it's a terrible disservice to the church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 04:33 PM (k39e/)

196 43 Along comes a Communist Bat and they all just Shut Down and Shut Up like good little Democrat Party SLAVES.
yeah, well, my church is hogtied in that regard by one of our articles of faith. no, not the one about chased by an elephant, the one about how we believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates and in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law. kind of hard to fight back when you've given up to begin with.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 12, 2021 04:33 PM (v3pYe)

197 Hark! The Seventies are calling!
Posted by: Czech Chick

Collect !

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 04:33 PM (arJlL)

198 Looks like 95% of all comedians fail the comedy fitness test.

No matter what pronouns they go by.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at May 12, 2021 04:33 PM (hO3J6)

199 191 180 No more mean tweets.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 04:30 PM (W2Pud)

I have been told we need to be nice and not use mean language and all will be fine.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:32 PM (jvt6t)

OH F*CK OFF!

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:33 PM (okGHj)

200 Hiya Czech Chick !

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 04:34 PM (arJlL)

201 197 Hark! The Seventies are calling!
Posted by: Czech Chick

Collect !
Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 04:33 PM (arJlL)

Bell bottoms, halter tops, mini skirts and white go go boots, baby.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:34 PM (okGHj)

202 153 I think still to early here

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 04:34 PM (Cxk7w)

203 190 Dude, we know you've been searching for hot trannies at Pr0nHub.
that wasn't rockauto.com? dang; need to do something about my pesky typos.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 12, 2021 04:34 PM (sGtp+)

204 So happy that my kids get to experience the Carter years.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 12, 2021 04:34 PM (r+sAi)

205
Evening, I wish. I still have an hour of work left.

Hi AltonJackson!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 04:30 PM

hey Jordan61

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 12, 2021 04:35 PM (DUIap)

206 Regarding the Memphis M bridge aka new bridge, here is an Arkansas Online article with a prominent picture of the cracked steel structural support.

https://tinyurl.com/w97s2kks

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2021 04:35 PM (pO7gM)

207 OH F*CK OFF!
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:33 PM (okGHj)

Working already!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:35 PM (jvt6t)

208 Colonial is saying the pipeline has restarted operations and will be back to normal in ~~#TwoWeeks~~ #Three Days.

Posted by: Bert G at May 12, 2021 04:35 PM (sAW0o)

209 194 I believe Old Testament Levitical priests could not have mutilated genitals.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 04:33 PM (cSyAR)

Neither can a Catholic priest. They also have to have intact hands, and there are several other rules. Not being a fag is one of them, but that's been a problem since the 1960's.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:35 PM (okGHj)

210 195 And if they're fast tracked simply because they're transgender it's a terrible disservice to the church.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

They have a mental disease. They should not be in a position of leadership of any sort.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 12, 2021 04:36 PM (NcLZI)

211 It was actually a contractor for the Arkansas Dept. of Transportation doing a routine inspection of the M I40 bridge (the newer bridge).

Thanks for the correction. This is what happens when one reads news articles from the MSM. I also read that the CG is stopping up barge traffic from going under the bridge.

Given the rust on the fracture, it doesn't appear to be something that happened overnight. I'm guessing that back in 2004 when they were adding in the friction plates, they stressed that part of the bridge, ignored any signs of weakness and just kept painting over it until finally there is a fracture big enough to be seen from space.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2021 04:36 PM (HkGKp)

212 207 OH F*CK OFF!
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:33 PM (okGHj)

Working already!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:35 PM (jvt6t)

I'm here to help.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:36 PM (okGHj)

213 I'm afraid if I went on The View I'd have to punch Joy Behar in the mouth and rip off her wig.
Posted by: Sphynx at May 12, 2021 04:13 PM (BxZ2v)
........

Ratings bonanza.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2021 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

214 1.6 million people watch Chris Hayes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2021 04:37 PM (lmikk)

215 212 207 OH F*CK OFF!
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:33 PM (okGHj)

Working already!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:35 PM (jvt6t)

I'm here to help.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:36 PM (okGHj)

I was chastised by a commenter in here because I agreed with what Trump said about Liz-Ard Cheney this morning.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:37 PM (jvt6t)

216 the one about how we believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates and in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law. kind of hard to fight back when you've given up to begin with.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda

Did they delete Psalm 146:3 ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2021 04:38 PM (nI1Kq)

217 211 Reuben Hicks,
I would wager that you have a pretty good handle on the break.

Incidentally, the Coast Guard did stop all river traffic under the bridge which may be awhile as well.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2021 04:38 PM (pO7gM)

218 183 So, we are all made in God's image, but that Bishop decided he made a mistake with xer?
Um. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2021 04:30 PM (bDqIh)

I tell all my kids in RE that God made them exactly as they should be and they are all quite surprised. I cannot imagine not telling your kid that at home. How you are made is not the same as the choices you make and the actions you take. I tell them that, too. I think that's just...Christian.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:38 PM (okGHj)

219
4 There is no Reagan waiting in the wings.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2021 03:56 PM (nI1Kq)

Gimmie a couple good speeches that go viral, and I'll give it a shot

Posted by: Ron DeSantis at May 12, 2021 04:38 PM (+m+uH)

220 off lurker sock

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 12, 2021 04:39 PM (VcFUs)

221 I want to buy Grant a beer, even if he is an Aggie.

Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 04:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

222 213 I'm afraid if I went on The View I'd have to punch Joy Behar in the mouth and rip off her wig.
Posted by: Sphynx at May 12, 2021 04:13 PM (BxZ2v)
........

Ratings bonanza.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2021 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

I might even watch that dumpster fire if that were to happen.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2021 04:39 PM (okGHj)

223 Colonial is saying the pipeline has restarted operations and will be back to normal in #TwoWeeks #Three Days.

Now I want to have follow up articles on how the hoarders are going to use the gasoline they stored in plastic garbage bags.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2021 04:39 PM (HkGKp)

224 It's funny how unfunny comedians are today.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 04:26 PM (cSyAR)
Dave Landau hosted for Steven Crowder the other day, and a quote from the Indian Journal of Medical Ethics devolved into jokes about "flaccid oral," and I was crying from laughing so hard.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Mug Club member at May 12, 2021 04:39 PM (XKZwp)

225 The Evangelical, hah, Lutheran Church strayed long ago. This is merely them letting everyone in on the secret.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 04:40 PM (2SdPm)

226
I was chastised by a commenter in here because I agreed with what Trump said about Liz-Ard Cheney this morning.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:37 PM (jvt6t)

I lambasted a never-trumper on Gab about the same thing. DOn't even care enough to go see if I got hate gabs or whatever they're called on gab.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 12, 2021 04:40 PM (VcFUs)

227 Not sure 81 million pieces of paper that were filed out in the back room of the local DNC headquarters really give a crap about anything Hawley says.

The live voters who voted for Trump and were disenfranchised might have some actual legitimate feelings on the matter.

So from an actual political standpoint of appealing to actual voters, Hawley is doing the sensible thing. The 81 million pieces of paper don't care, and can't be persuaded to vote for anyone other than a Dem anyway.

Just the logic to pretend there are actual people who voted and need to be persuaded is baffling to me.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 12, 2021 04:40 PM (5p7BC)

228 I'm sorry, I can't let this go.

How the hell is it Christian to think God f-----ed up and made you the wrong sex????

I thought Christianity was all about sacrifice and service and forgiveness. It is about accepting the world as it is(*), and doing your best with what you have in service to God.

* - genitals included.

This is a sore point with me (not the church, or trannies, but people's unwillingness to accept reality and sacrifice.) I think everyone wants to be special and no one wants to be an adult and accept reality. This is why marriages fail, and why the karen and cancel cultures proliferate. The whole post war generations need to grow the f--- up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 12, 2021 04:41 PM (NcLZI)

229 This past weekend, while visiting family, I attended a Catholic Church where the pastor boldly proclaimed people as bigots, haters, homophobes, etc. Even quoted Voltaire "Prejudices are what fools use for reason".
Then during the Prayer of the Faithful, asked everyone to pray for the muzzies who are celebrating Ramadan and Laylat al-Qadr.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2021 04:18 PM (N39Ws)

Sounds like one of Frankie Fabulous' disciples.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 04:41 PM (2JVJo)

230 I'm a fairly new Christian and not very learned, but when I read about trans-preachers, I believe 2 Timothy 4 says something about what we are seeing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2021 04:41 PM (aJJGg)

231 223 Reuben, the plastic bags and gasoline was probably stock footage of supplies for the molotov cocktails featured at the next leftist riot.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2021 04:42 PM (pO7gM)

232 They have a mental disease. They should not be in a position of leadership of any sort.Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 12, 2021 04:36 PM (NcLZI)

I am not saying I disagree with you. I am just saying that if they had no great stellar skills as a pastor-they are not suitable for being a Bishop. It seems too quick

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 04:42 PM (k39e/)

233 Well in southwest Florida, long gas lines and the gas station closest to me is out of gas. Reminds me of Irma.

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 12, 2021 04:42 PM (fiBkQ)

234 Ha hah, Meghan McCain, yeah, you're the poster child for the "if you can do it, anyone can" crowd.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 04:43 PM (2SdPm)

235 Not being a fag is one of them, but that's been a problem since the 1960's.

"Its not GAY gay if all you do is molest teenage boys"
--The Vatican

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2021 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

236 Toure argues it should be legal to kill someone who calls one the "n-word."

https://bit.ly/3biXS1O

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:44 PM (YYlyE)

237 I've rode in a monster truck. Twice.
Posted by: Bete at May 12, 2021 04:12 PM (Ojki1)

Broke bread on a Warship, with Demo Dick Marcinko.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2021 04:14 PM (oHd/0)

Rode backseat in an F4-E Phantom for a check flight.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:16 PM (jvt6t)
.......

Rode my grandson's hoverboard around the living room, backed up and deposited myself on the couch.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2021 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

238 169 Has anyone interviewed the Colonial Pipeline management? If so, I havent seen it.

I
mean, it seems obvious there are manual overrides that could get
product flowing immediately (pipelines have been operating in this
country for longer than there has been widespread electrification and,
certainly, before the internet), but at least ask them to explain.
rumor i heard (on the internet, so obviously true) was that the attack was against their metering and billing services; while they could *move* product, they cannot track it or bill for it.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 12, 2021 04:44 PM (sGtp+)

239 Ok, back to the other disasters, everyone.

@Breaking911 3m

BREAKING: America's largest gasoline pipeline restarting after ransomware attack -

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2021 04:44 PM (nI1Kq)

240 It's trannies and Frumturds all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 12, 2021 04:44 PM (W4eKo)

241 Where I live, this is the third major gas shortage that I have observed. After the first time, I use the refill at 3/4 of a tank rule for our household's vehicles.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2021 04:45 PM (pO7gM)

242 Yeah...what's up with that?? Why can't trannies look like hawt chicks instead of Rachel Levine wannabes?? It's so confusing for me.

They want to LARP overweight menopaused 1950s housewives.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2021 04:45 PM (HkGKp)

243 I was chastised by a commenter in here because I agreed with what Trump said about Liz-Ard Cheney this morning.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:37 PM (jvt6t)

Consider the source. I'd have told you not to waste your time with that one, but you seem to be a lot more patient than I am.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2021 04:46 PM (yVv6t)

244 236 bonhomme, so is that what is causing the death toll in inner cities?

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2021 04:46 PM (pO7gM)

245 Bowling for Dollars >> CNN

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 12, 2021 04:46 PM (O+I8R)

246 Where I live, this is the third major gas shortage that I have observed. After the first time, I use the refill at 3/4 of a tank rule for our household's vehicles.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2021 04:45 PM (pO7gM)
-------------

No gas shortage here, but, I've changed from the half tank rule to the 3/4 tank rule.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 04:46 PM (2SdPm)

247
233 Well in southwest Florida, long gas lines and the gas station closest to me is out of gas. Reminds me of Irma.

When I moved to Florida in the late 90s I was taken aback by the way locals referred to the name "Andrew" with such loathing.

In time I learned to loathe a few - Charley, Frances, Jeanne, and especially Irma.

Still beats shovelin' snow and driving on Michigan's roads.

Posted by: weew, livin' free in Florida at May 12, 2021 04:46 PM (+m+uH)

248 Toure argues it should be legal to kill someone who calls one the "n-word."

https://bit.ly/3biXS1O
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:44 PM (YYlyE)

-------

And thus ended rap music.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 04:47 PM (kTF2Z)

249 236 Toure argues it should be legal to kill someone who calls one the "n-word."

https://bit.ly/3biXS1O
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:44 PM (YYlyE)

Aren't rappers already dying at a fast enough rate??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:47 PM (jvt6t)

250 > is that what is causing the death toll in inner cities?

Yes.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:47 PM (YYlyE)

251 Crack propagation is a serious issue in structural design and one that gets ignored a lot. Thanks for the article with the photo, whig. I will send it to a few coworkers (we are actually in the middle of arguing with a contractor about their lack of fracture control and the fact that our application is outside all of their previous experience).

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at May 12, 2021 04:48 PM (G6Lqs)

252 95 And if they're fast tracked simply because they're transgender it's a terrible disservice to the church.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

The leadership of the church are the actual disservice to the church, not their actions. Their job is to bring in congregants and inspire them to follow Christ. Not to stray from His teachings and inspire congregants to woke-ism - which is a false religion. Its the opposite of their calling - literally Satan could not have picked a better bunch.

As they will soon discover in their next life...

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2021 04:48 PM (w2LAm)

253 248 I laughed. I denounce myself

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 04:48 PM (ONvIw)

254 Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:47 PM (jvt6t)

---------

Fist bump

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 04:48 PM (kTF2Z)

255 Toure argues it should be legal to kill someone who calls one the "n-word."[/i[]

Fine with me. That'll put a nice dent in the innercity crime rate.

Oh, that wasn't who you meant, dumbass?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 04:48 PM (2JVJo)

256 230 I'm a fairly new Christian and not very learned, but when I read about trans-preachers, I believe 2 Timothy 4 says something about what we are seeing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2021 04:41 PM (aJJGg)

Jesus said in the beginning they were created male and female.
So was Jesus lying?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 04:48 PM (cSyAR)

257 Damn. Horde Mind never disappoints.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:48 PM (jvt6t)

258 San Fernando Valley Carl's Jr: No chicken sammitches! No chicken! Not just this store, but company wide!!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 12, 2021 04:48 PM (7KwMr)

259 I remember a time when people at home and work would eagerly discuss what they saw on late night TV the previous evening. Oddly, that doesn't seem to still be a thing.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 12, 2021 04:49 PM (HmZuC)

260 Maybe Bogus Biden has never even heard or paid attention to the fact that there is a state called New Mexico. It is probably part of the new frontier to him, an unfamiliar area.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2021 04:49 PM (dcoFt)

261 Allison was the name to conjure with here for a long time, now replaced by Harvey. (And preceded by Alicia.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at May 12, 2021 04:49 PM (G6Lqs)

262
So from an actual political standpoint of appealing to actual voters, Hawley is doing the sensible thing. The 81 million pieces of paper don't care, and can't be persuaded to vote for anyone other than a Dem anyway.

Just the logic to pretend there are actual people who voted and need to be persuaded is baffling to me.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 12, 2021 04:40 PM (5p7BC)

Howdy Dave in Fla! I noticed a few weeks ago that you are back, kinda. That's good news for all of us. I always enjoy your perspective on current events.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2021 04:49 PM (sy5kK)

263 "Its not GAY gay if all you do is molest teenage boys"
--The Vatican
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2021 04:44 PM (KZzsI)
---------------

I believe the argument was made the problem started when the Vatican was forced to accept homosexual priests.

I was skeptical, but, I'll be darned if that same play wasn't run against the Boy Scouts.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 04:49 PM (2SdPm)

264 The author of the "97 Priveleges" post made a good point:
the anti-racism people act as though we're still stuck in 1959.

I was a kid during the Civil Rights Movement and am a little bored with being automatically considered a racist b/c I'm way over 29.

Posted by: Sal at May 12, 2021 04:49 PM (Uu3D6)

265 Hey, ex-President Trump, more like ex-President Dumped, am I right? Hey-o! Wocka wocka wocka

Hey, I'm not saying Trump's fat, but when he sits around the house, I mean hey, he really sits around the house! Hey-o! Wocka wocka wocka!

Posted by: Stephen Colbair at May 12, 2021 04:49 PM (2J4wj)

266 Toure argues it should be legal to kill someone who calls one the "n-word."

Nazi?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 04:49 PM (cSyAR)

267 Fist bump
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 04:48 PM (kTF2Z)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:49 PM (jvt6t)

268 >>Toure argues it should be legal to kill someone who calls one the "n-word."

What a great murder loophole that would be!

"Yeah, I shot that dude, he called me the n-word."
"Is that true?"
"Well, you could ask him, but he's dead, so. . . trust me, he said it, OK?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2021 04:49 PM (bDqIh)

269 251 Mrs. Peel, glad that it was useful. Given the bridge design and traffic, that could have been a disaster.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2021 04:49 PM (pO7gM)

270 Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 12, 2021 04:40 PM (5p7BC)

Hey, welcome back. I haven't seen you in awhile.

Posted by: dantesed at May 12, 2021 04:50 PM (88xKn)

271 I am always taking gas tank to the wire, but filling up thought it's only going to go up every week so cheaper now than next week.

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 04:50 PM (Cxk7w)

272 Well in southwest Florida, long gas lines and the gas station closest to me is out of gas. Reminds me of Irma.
Posted by: Tofer732 at May 12, 2021 04:42 PM (fiBkQ)
........

Don't worry. Joe is going to fix everything in 24 hours. First he's going to personally open every valve on the pipeline, then he's going to personally drive tanker trucks to every gas station on the east coast to make sure they have gas.
What a guy.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2021 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

273 Please know that there are more than one kind of Lutheran. That person in the photo is part of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, the ELCA. ELCA*s beliefs are radical and many of their beliefs are heresy. Also, they are the ones who brought all of the Somalis to Minneapolis. The Lutheran Church Missouri Synod and the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod are two of the other main Lutheran congregations, and still believe the Bible is the Word of God, and that sin is still sin.

Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Buffer Than Baby Yoda Will Ever Be at May 12, 2021 04:50 PM (vx7aG)

274 Any pundits or commentators on the right side of the spectrum who use "she" "her" and in my opinion the female name when referring to biological males who demand to be addressed as females, are actually helping to push society into this lunacy.

Calling a Male "she" is not innocent and/or noble recognition of trans "rights," it's destruction of our language and it facilitates exactly what's happening with men competing against women as "women."

Calling a man "she" means either: (1) "she" longer has meaning or (2) the man is actually a woman. Period, so pick your poison. And if the man is actually a woman then how can you logically stop him from being g a woman, ie, competing with women?

You cannot.

So when you hear otherwise well-meaning right-leaning idiots in government, on Fox News or YouTube, or wherever refer to some mentally unwell man as "she" they are facilitating our slide into this insanity and the left will continue to laugh as they always do watching the right ignorantly play along.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at May 12, 2021 04:50 PM (qaN/p)

275 I'm pasting the latest status report from Colonial in a following post - the comment character limit won't allow any intro plus the statement. The last bit of thank you fluff doesn't fit, as you'll see.

Link (You'll need to go thru a captcha verification process - that's why I'm posting the report text)

https://tinyurl.com/r9ra6dts

Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 04:50 PM (AMIL/)

276 American society in 2021 is in no way improved over what the vast majority of its citizens experienced in 1959.

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at May 12, 2021 04:50 PM (2J4wj)

277 I'm going to happy fun church tonight and I'm all out of singles for the coffee bar.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 04:50 PM (45fpk)

278 Also, Cobert sucks hairy donkey balls.

Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Buffer Than Baby Yoda Will Ever Be at May 12, 2021 04:51 PM (vx7aG)

279 236 Toure argues it should be legal to kill someone who calls one the "n-word."

https://bit.ly/3biXS1O
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:44 PM (YYlyE)

Totes cool with this. now do Honkey, Cracker, and Whitey. I'll throw in WetBack, Wop & Chink for good measure.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 12, 2021 04:51 PM (VcFUs)

280 195 And if they're fast tracked simply because they're transgender it's a terrible disservice to the church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

They have a mental disease. They should not be in a position of leadership of any sort.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 12, 2021 04:36 PM (NcLZI)

Why are you using "they?"

Don't buy into their destruction of language.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 04:51 PM (Q9lwr)

281 Where I live, this is the third major gas shortage that I have observed.
After the first time, I use the refill at 3/4 of a tank rule for our
household's vehicles.

Was out earlier because out of likker. No gas lines anywhere, was same price as last week except for the local Shell station which is always the highest around anyway.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 12, 2021 04:51 PM (HaL55)

282 Consider the source. I'd have told you not to waste your time with that one, but you seem to be a lot more patient than I am.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2021 04:46 PM (yVv6t)

I'm trying to be nicer these days.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:51 PM (jvt6t)

283 Wednesday, May 12, 5:10 p.m.

Colonial Pipeline initiated the restart of pipeline operations today at approximately 5 p.m. ET.

Following this restart, it will take several days for the product delivery supply chain to return to normal. Some markets served by Colonial Pipeline may experience, or continue to experience, intermittent service interruptions during the start-up period. Colonial will move as much gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel as is safely possible and will continue to do so until markets return to normal.

As we initiate our return to service, our primary focus remains safety. As part of this startup process, Colonial will conduct a comprehensive series of pipeline safety assessments in compliance with all Federal pipeline safety requirements.

This is the first step in the restart process and would not have been possible without the around-the-clock support of Colonial Pipeline's dedicated employees who have worked tirelessly to help us achieve this milestone. We would also like to thank the White House for their leadership and collaboration, as well as the Department of Energy, Department of Transportation,

Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 04:51 PM (AMIL/)

284

What's wrong with crack propagation

Crack sealing, THAT'S the problem...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at May 12, 2021 04:52 PM (o6NKx)

285 I'm going to happy fun church tonight and I'm all out of singles for the coffee bar.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 04:50 PM (45fpk

Enjoy. Seriously. Enjoy

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 04:52 PM (cSyAR)

286 Please don't take us to Carl's.

Posted by: Wingless Chickens at May 12, 2021 04:52 PM (W4eKo)

287 Breaking News: Biden Shit's in his depends for a second time today........

Posted by: James at May 12, 2021 04:52 PM (rWWna)

288 I never had student loans but that's because I went in the Army.

But, hey, that's privilege I guess.

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 04:52 PM (ZfRYq)

289 The Lutheran Church Missouri Synod and the Wisconsin
Evangelical Lutheran Synod are two of the other main Lutheran
congregations, and still believe the Bible is the Word of God, and that
sin is still sin.

Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Buffer Than Baby Yoda Will Ever Be at May 12, 2021 04:50 PM (vx7aG)

The Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod (WELS) has the longest sin list of the entire Midwest.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 04:52 PM (45fpk)

290 248 Toure argues it should be legal to kill someone who calls one the "n-word."
https://bit.ly/3biXS1O
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:44 PM (YYlyE)
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And thus ended rap music.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 04:47 PM (kTF2Z)
249 236 Toure argues it should be legal to kill someone who calls one the "n-word."
https://bit.ly/3biXS1O
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 04:44 PM (YYlyE)
Aren't rappers already dying at a fast enough rate??
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:47 PM (jvt6t)
----
And still, to this day, there are persons who deny there is a Horde Mind.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2021 04:53 PM (sy5kK)

291 Dixie recognizes the writing on the wall.

https://mobile.twitter.com/aldotcom/status/
1392464663967830019

Chick-fil-A sets sauce limit as industry-wide shortage hits chain. https://trib.al/Wyk8ZvX

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 04:53 PM (mvbDT)

292 >>>We would also like to thank the White House for their leadership and collaboration...

You mean the White House that dismissed this as a private concern, and of no consequence to America, that in no way caused any shortages of any kind? That White House?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 12, 2021 04:54 PM (HmZuC)

293 Literally every time I see something about Cobert and the LateShow I'm surprised, and then I remember that he actually hosts the LateShow now, and then I forget again.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2021 04:54 PM (yL25O)

294 Jesus said in the beginning they were created male and female.
So was Jesus lying?

And the prelude to that statement is "Because of the hardness of your hearts he had to write the commandments..."

So thumbing through my Biblical DSM, particularly Romans 1 (vv 18-32) , it appears that this apostate "pastor" is at stage three Reprobation. Next step is "debased mind" Stage 4 - then death.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2021 04:54 PM (HkGKp)

295 287 Breaking News: Biden Shit's in his depends for a second time today........
Posted by: James at May 12, 2021 04:52 PM (rWWna)

This is a Catturd sock, isn't it?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 04:54 PM (mvbDT)

296 Bruce Jenner is perfect as governor of CA.
A ball less celebrity famous for self promotion and a family of grifters and whores.

I mean he is the platonic embodiment of the state.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2021 04:22 PM (DpkTQ)

The perfect successor to the current ball less celebratory from a famous family grifters who's the current governor.

Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 04:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

297 273 SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg,

I am sure that Martin Luther is spinning in his grave regarding ELCA's use of his name.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2021 04:55 PM (pO7gM)

298 The Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod (WELS) has the longest sin list of the entire Midwest.
Posted by: grammie winger

Almost as long as Disney.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at May 12, 2021 04:55 PM (o6NKx)

299 So thumbing through my Biblical DSM, particularly Romans 1 (vv 18-32) , it appears that this apostate "pastor" is at stage three Reprobation. Next step is "debased mind" Stage 4 - then death.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2021 04:54 PM (HkGKp)
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If he's offering and taking communion, well, not a good idea.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 04:55 PM (2SdPm)

300 Colbert missed "Orange guy who sniffs his farts"
Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2021 03:55 PM

Just don't get high on your own supply.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at May 12, 2021 04:55 PM (DMUuz)

301 We would also like to thank the White House for their leadership and collaboration, as well as the Department of Energy, Department of Transportation,
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 04:51 PM (AMIL/)

...

They mean thank you Darth Vader for not altering the terms of the deal any further.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2021 04:55 PM (yL25O)

302 I'm going to happy fun church tonight and I'm all out of singles for the coffee bar.
Posted by: grammie winger

Ask them if they can break a hundred !

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 04:56 PM (arJlL)

303 The Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod (WELS) has the longest sin list of the entire Midwest.

Yep. The LCMS would happily fellowship with the WELS, but Wisconsin isn't sure that we aren't too liberal.

They still hold Seminex against us.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 04:56 PM (yQpMk)

304 Mrs Peel is one of the few names I recall from the first day I ever read a comment on this site, wayy back in the Anka days.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2021 04:56 PM (KZzsI)

305 288 I never had student loans but that's because I went in the Army.

But, hey, that's privilege I guess.
Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 04:52 PM (ZfRYq)

This is what free college looks like to veterans...
https://i.yt___.com/vi/h2n1fH0n_Eg/hqdefault.jpg

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 12, 2021 04:56 PM (VcFUs)

306 An exhaustive examination of Bruce Jenner's qualifications for being Governor of California:

1. Used to run fast
2. Was on Wheaties box once
3. Pretends he's a chick

The end.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2021 04:02 PM (guGkK)

4. Was on "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," which is how most people under 40 know him/her.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2021 04:19 PM (BMmaB)

All better reasons to be governor than the current occupant.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2021 04:56 PM (eoQWY)

307 You mean the White House that dismissed this as a private concern, and of no consequence to America, that in no way caused any shortages of any kind? That White House?

Hush. They're busy kissing commie ass.

Posted by: Wingless Chickens at May 12, 2021 04:56 PM (W4eKo)

308 I don't understand the Lutheran person; is it a man pretending to be a woman, or a woman pretending to be a man, or a man pretending to be a woman whose pretending to be a man?

I had the same problem following Victor/Victoria. But at least i knew Julie Andrews is a woman.

Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 04:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

309 @MeghanMcCain

Wanna come try out my seat @TheView and see how easy it is in the big leagues cowboy?

-----

How exactly does a non-obese person sit in a 1500 square-foot seat?

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2021 04:57 PM (a/fDd)

310 293 Literally every time I see something about Cobert and the LateShow I'm surprised, and then I remember that he actually hosts the LateShow now, and then I forget again.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2021 04:54 PM (yL25O)

I still remember rehashing the monologue from Carson at work the next day. When he retired, Late Night was over for me.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:57 PM (jvt6t)

311 I'd love to hear from someone in the horde who knows, but I think gas pipelines are not simplistic.

Oil you can put a slug of water in-between deliveries of oil because it doesn't mix, and it pumps pretty easily. But iirc gas is pretty tricky.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2021 04:57 PM (yL25O)

312 We would also like to thank the White House for their leadership and collaboration, as well as the Department of Energy, Department of Transportation,

That was the hostage part of the message.

Everyone knows that there is no such thing as "leadership" out of the WH. "Collaboration" (with the Enemy) yes, but certainly nothing that could possibly be confused with "leadership".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2021 04:58 PM (HkGKp)

313 You, know, if the bishop guy were a Catholic, he would actually be a real bishop, because though women are not the proper matter for the sacrament of Holy Orders, he's actually a man.

A crazy bishop, though.

Posted by: Sal at May 12, 2021 04:58 PM (Uu3D6)

314 309 @MeghanMcCain

Wanna come try out my seat @TheView and see how easy it is in the big leagues cowboy?

-----

How exactly does a non-obese person sit in a 1500 square-foot seat?
Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2021 04:57 PM (a/fDd)

Mac and Wheeze has a special chair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 04:58 PM (4fSQf)

315 PLT

Plant's Lives Matter.... Plant's have feeling too. So don't be cruel and don't eat plants people !!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at May 12, 2021 04:58 PM (rWWna)

316 I presume y'all know to replace the ___ with i m g

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 12, 2021 04:58 PM (VcFUs)

317 304 Mrs Peel is one of the few names I recall from the first day I ever read a comment on this site, wayy back in the Anka days.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2021 04:56 PM (KZzsI)

Every time I see that nic, I automatically think of a tight leather jumpsuit.......Sorry/Not Sorry.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:58 PM (jvt6t)

318 The first thing liberal Christian theology came up with is "we get to throw out the parts of the Bible that conflict with what we prefer to be true".

As RC Sproul put it: the parts of the Bible that you find the most problematic and troubling are the ones the Holy Spirit wants you to read and study the most.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2021 04:58 PM (KZzsI)

319 Tim Tebow on his worst day was more talented than Craperdick on his best day.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 04:58 PM (OCTRt)

320 Was raised in WELS church, can totally agree on the length of that sin list.

Posted by: Liio100 at May 12, 2021 04:58 PM (uFOGo)

321 288 I never had student loans but that's because I went in the Army.

But, hey, that's privilege I guess.
Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 04:52 PM (ZfRYq)

You had the privilege of serving and placing your life on the line for a country you loved, when it was worth defending.

I do envy you. I did not have the clarity to do it when I had the chance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2021 04:58 PM (lmikk)

322 I'm anxiously looking forward to the ELCA's reboot of "Davey and Goliath", where Davey identifies as a girl.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 12, 2021 04:59 PM (cwI4U)

323
Ace, I thought your post title was you ripping on colbert For Looking Like That Tranny Freak Fake Lutheran Bishop!

I thought, wow Ace is really subtle here and hilarious.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 12, 2021 04:59 PM (6YF1D)

324 Consider the source. I'd have told you not to waste your time with that one, but you seem to be a lot more patient than I am.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2021 04:46 PM (yVv6t)

I'm trying to be nicer these days.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:51 PM (jvt6t)

I take the Roadhouse view on being nice. I'm nice, all the way up to when it's time to not be nice.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2021 04:59 PM (yVv6t)

325 I'm thinking if Steven Colbert's cheese dick was of color, Bill Maher would be all over that shit like a Kardashian on an NBA first round draft pick.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2021 04:59 PM (2goRJ)

326

Seminex? Isn't that a Commie plastic explosive, insensitive, high yield, tastes like chicken?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at May 12, 2021 04:59 PM (o6NKx)

327 Jesus said in the beginning they were created male and female. So was Jesus lying?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 04:48 PM (cSyAR)

No.

I'm just saying as I see this stuff unfold it out me in the mind of this passage:

"I solemnly charge you in the presence of God and of Christ Jesus, who is to judge the living and the dead, and by His appearing and His kingdom: preach the word; be ready in season and out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort, with great patience and instruction. For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but wanting to have their ears tickled, they will accumulate for themselves teachers in accordance to their own desire, and will turn away their ears from the truth and will turn aside to myths. But you, be sober in all things, endure hardship, do the work of an evangelist, fulfill your ministry."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2021 04:59 PM (aJJGg)

328 Here's the complete ending of the Colonial statement, so you can meet your day's quota of exasperation --

This is the first step in the restart process and would not have been possible without the around-the-clock support of Colonial Pipeline's dedicated employees who have worked tirelessly to help us achieve this milestone. We would also like to thank the White House for their leadership and collaboration, as well as the Department of Energy, Department of Transportation, FBI, PHMSA, FERC and other federal, state and local agencies for their ongoing support.

We will continue to provide updates as restart efforts progress.

Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 04:59 PM (AMIL/)

329 DONALD TRUMP: "I see that everybody is comparing Joe Biden to Jimmy Carter. It would seem to me that is very unfair to Jimmy Carter. Jimmy mishandled crisis after crisis, but Biden has CREATED crisis after crisis!"

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 04:59 PM (OCTRt)

330 319 Tim Tebow on his worst day was more talented than Craperdick on his best day.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 04:58 PM (OCTRt)

I missed Tebow because he came a decade after I stopped watching football really. He was a run and gunner, wild cat kind of quarterback, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2021 05:00 PM (lmikk)

331 I'm going to happy fun church tonight and I'm all out of singles for the coffee bar.
Posted by: grammie winger

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There's a Chip N Dales in your church?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 05:00 PM (kTF2Z)

332 322 I'm anxiously looking forward to the ELCA's reboot of "Davey and Goliath", where Davey identifies as a girl.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 12, 2021 04:59 PM (cwI4U)

...

And they get married in episode 3.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2021 05:01 PM (yL25O)

333 Seminex? Isn't that a Commie plastic explosive, insensitive, high yield, tastes like chicken?
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at May 12, 2021 04:59 PM (o6NKx)

Isn't that a Hispanic porn site?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2021 05:01 PM (lmikk)

334 Every time I see that nic, I automatically think of a tight leather jumpsuit.......Sorry/Not Sorry.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 04:58 PM (jvt6t)

Horde mind again.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2021 05:01 PM (l8aQz)

335 We would also like to thank the White House for their leadership and collaboration, as well as the Department of Energy, Department of Transportation, FBI, PHMSA, FERC and other federal, state and local agencies for their ongoing support.

Good try... LOL... They're still gonna shut you down eventually

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2021 05:01 PM (Zmnko)

336
How's about a side-by-side of the tranny freak and colbert? They look identical.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 12, 2021 05:02 PM (6YF1D)

337 I take the Roadhouse view on being nice. I'm nice, all the way up to when it's time to not be nice.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2021 04:59 PM (yVv6t)

I hear you. I've just said a few things in reaction to someone else on this fine military blog that reflects badly on me, not the original commenter. But I still say stupid shit.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 05:02 PM (jvt6t)

338 So being the president to usher in the apocalypse would be an historic first for Senile Joe, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 05:02 PM (cSyAR)

339 @Breaking911 8m

JUST IN: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine (R) says all COVID-19 health orders will be lifted on June 2:

"It comes a time when individual responsibility simply must take over."

Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2021 05:03 PM (cF8AT)

340 Well, there's one thing you can say about the trans Bishop, they can rock a bowtie.

Posted by: George Will at May 12, 2021 05:04 PM (PiwSw)

341 @Breaking911 8m

JUST IN: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine (R) says all COVID-19 health orders will be lifted on June 2:

"It comes a time when individual responsibility simply must take over."
Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2021 05:03 PM (cF8AT

I bequeath you freedom on June 2.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 05:04 PM (4fSQf)

342 Good try... LOL... They're still gonna shut you down eventually
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2021 05:01 PM (Zmnko)

All energy infrastructure will just have to nationalized to save us from the Russian threat.

So sorry.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 05:04 PM (yQpMk)

343 "It comes a time when individual responsibility simply must take over."
Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2021 05:03 PM (cF8AT)

You should have thought of that before making them, you fucking commie sacks of shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2021 05:04 PM (lmikk)

344 I missed Tebow because he came a decade after I stopped watching football really. He was a run and gunner, wild cat kind of quarterback, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2021 05:00 PM (lmikk)

Tebow was alright in my book. They hate him because he actually believes The Word.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 05:04 PM (jvt6t)

345
So being the president to usher in the apocalypse would be an historic first for Senile Joe, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Happy days are here again!

Posted by: Juan Williams' bulging eyeballs at May 12, 2021 05:04 PM (63Dwl)

346 329 LoL

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 05:05 PM (Cxk7w)

347 It comes a time when individual responsibility simply must take over."
Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2021 05:03 PM (cF8AT

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Yes, and that time was April of last year.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 05:05 PM (kTF2Z)

348 Colonial Pipeline learns its lesson, decides to hire a Cybersecurity expert.

https://bit.ly/3hm5tAp

IT'S A LITTLE LATE, GUYZ!

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 05:05 PM (YYlyE)

349 How's about a side-by-side of the tranny freak and colbert? They look identical.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 12, 2021 05:02 PM (6YF1D)

Throw Rachel Maddow in there and they'd be triplets.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 05:05 PM (Ez6QX)

350 I haven't read the other comments and I'm sure someone else has pointed this out but:

Out of that Disney privilege checklist, I think I can only check like 5 or 6 of them.

Shit, and there I thought I was a straight white male.
I've never studied abroad. My parents aren't both still alive.

I'm feeling downright ethnic tonight. Might have to swing by Popeye's for a chicken sandwich.

Posted by: Pastafarian at May 12, 2021 05:05 PM (sgHEm)

351 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 12, 2021 05:04 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 12, 2021 05:05 PM (jvt6t)

352 OMG THE GAS STATION IS OUT OF SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I start the pillaging and burning?
Posted by: Ken Shabby at May 12, 2021 04:10 PM (o6NKx

Thank you!!

Posted by: The toilet at May 12, 2021 05:05 PM (Vgwo7)

353 Imagine an ONT where wickedpinto makes half of the posts

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 05:06 PM (ZfRYq)

354 On the religious front, there are those that believe that Benedict did not properly resign as pope, and is, in reality, still pope. While Francis is... well, I think the word is "administrative anti-pope." The theory is that the church is going to split at some point in the near future, and Benedict will be the head of trad Catholics, and Francis will be head of... IDK, abortion Catholics.

Posted by: Vyx at May 12, 2021 05:06 PM (WGXTz)

355 341 TO BE HONEST I DO HAVE SOME ISSUES
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 12, 2021 05:04 PM (Pzzpr)

Truer words were never spoken on this blog.

nosce te ipsum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2021 05:06 PM (lmikk)

356 I missed Tebow because he came a decade after I stopped watching football really. He was a run and gunner, wild cat kind of quarterback, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Not sure, but he won the Heisman Trophy. Crapperdick didn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 05:06 PM (OCTRt)

357 As far as I can determine. Megan Rohrer served one church. She is a Bishop at 41. Just for comparison, John Shelby Spong served numerous churches. He was not consecrated as Bishop until he was was abut 55 (and no, I don't support Spong's theology) but that tells me that Rohrer was fast tracked simply because she was an activist and transgender.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 05:06 PM (k39e/)

358 Steven Colbert Rises to Oliver-Willis-Levels of Comedic Brilliance Edition

My willie rises to Steven Colbert levels of comedic brilliance

Posted by: Miklos, here all week at May 12, 2021 05:06 PM (QzkSJ)

359 I'm feeling downright ethnic tonight. Might have to swing by Popeye's for a chicken sandwich.
Posted by: Pastafarian at May 12, 2021 05:05 PM (sgHEm)

qdpsteve?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2021 05:07 PM (lmikk)

360 The first thing liberal Christian theology came up with is "we get to throw out the parts of the Bible that conflict with what we prefer to be true".

Another thing they like to do is post-date prophetic books because it is not possible that God could know the future nor could He convey that to His prophets.

Or they will remove texts like the death of David and Bathsheba's first born because it was too exacting and too convenient to establish Solomon as D & B's first surviving son (the first had to die because questions of whether it was David's or Uriah's son would be raised).

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2021 05:07 PM (HkGKp)

361 So a tranny Bishop, a lesbian Rabbi, and Al Sharpton walk into a bar...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2021 05:07 PM (PiwSw)

362 I bequeath you freedom on June 2.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 05:04 PM (4fSQf)

Dammit, I want some of that freedom! Inslee will never let us have it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 05:07 PM (Ez6QX)

363
I would pay to go on The View just to watch Meggie and Ana Navarro catfight over the doughnuts in the Green Room.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin

Go on and do nothing but make "Ana / Meghan so fat" jokes and "Whoopi / Joy so dumb" jokes.

Good times!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2021 05:07 PM (Jcrm4)

364 Colonial Pipeline learns its lesson, decides to hire a Cybersecurity expert.

https://bit.ly/3hm5tAp

IT'S A LITTLE LATE, GUYZ!
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 05:05 PM (YYlyE)

I can't say why I know this, but a lot of pipeline companies maintain Beta sites / DR space / Operational Continuity offices just in case the primary gets taken down by weather or some other cause.

They should really look into it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 12, 2021 05:08 PM (r5sEv)

365 BERETTA ARX100 - JXR11B00 AKA Chunky Fish Gun; $1313; https://bit.ly/3o8G7ri

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 05:08 PM (YYlyE)

366 IDK, abortion Catholics.

Posted by: Vyx at May 12, 2021 05:06 PM (WGXTz)

Commie Liberation Catholics

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2021 05:08 PM (lmikk)

367 @MeghanMcCain

Wanna come try out my seat @TheView and see how easy it is in the big leagues cowboy?
........

I would but I don't want your butt cooties. Plus, Whoopie looks like she smells bad and Joy gives me nightmares.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2021 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

368
I just watched a video of some idiot filling a Target bag with gasoline:

https://twitter.com/Pexsy/status
/1392478589103349761

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 12, 2021 05:08 PM (Mzdiz)

369 JUST IN: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine (R) says all COVID-19 health orders will be lifted on June 2:

"It comes a time when individual responsibility simply must take over."
Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2021 05:03 PM (cF8AT)

Translation: I'm gonna try to get out of y'alls way, lest you decide to kick me to the curb next.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2021 05:08 PM (yVv6t)

370 Privilege:
"I have never worked as a waiter, barista, bartender, or salesperson" What about busboy, bar-back, and glass washer?

"I have never heard this statement: 'You have been randomly selected for secondary passport control'"
How about:
1. being patted down by TSA in *Fargo*;
2. TSA picking me in a Southwest line in MDW (lost my spot)

"You have travelled internationally" Does fishing in Canada count?

Posted by: Chuck C at May 12, 2021 05:08 PM (awtm/)

371
Trump just said that comparisons of Biden to Carter are unfair...to Carter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 12, 2021 05:08 PM (Mzdiz)

372 340 Well, there's one thing you can say about the trans Bishop, they can rock a bowtie.
Posted by: George Will at May 12, 2021 05:04 PM (PiwSw)

Fred Astaire and Bing Crosby would like a word with you.

Posted by: dantesed at May 12, 2021 05:08 PM (88xKn)

373 "Colonial Pipeline learns its lesson, decides to hire a Cybersecurity expert. "

This gets my vote for the Absurdity of the Day.

Posted by: f'd at May 12, 2021 05:08 PM (Tnijr)

374 Well, in fairness, Meggy Mac does have to be in the same room with Whoopsie Goldbrick and Rosie O'Rhinoceros and not strangle them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 05:08 PM (VVEnO)

375 I can't say why I know this, but a lot of pipeline companies maintain Beta sites / DR space / Operational Continuity offices just in case the primary gets taken down by weather or some other cause.

They should really look into it.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 12, 2021 05:08 PM (r5sEv)

I was watching the livestream with Az and Nerdrotic last night and Az was saying that while he thought wholeheartedly that the US needed election integrity legislation, he thought there was not point in Britain because they had never had any problem before.

The sound of my palm slapping my forehead startled Ajax.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2021 05:09 PM (lmikk)

376 > The first thing liberal Christian theology came up with is "we get to throw out the parts of the Bible that conflict with what we prefer to be true".

Pretty easy if you subscribe to the "If Jesus didn't say it, it's not canon" theology.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 05:09 PM (YYlyE)

377 349 Colonial Pipeline learns its lesson, decides to hire a Cybersecurity expert.

Let me guess. He's from China.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2021 05:10 PM (7RazL)

378 364 So a tranny Bishop, a lesbian Rabbi, and Al Sharpton walk into a bar...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2021 05:07 PM (PiwSw)

Is the bar in Texas?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 05:10 PM (jvt6t)

379 "It comes a time when individual responsibility simply must take over."
Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2021 05:03 PM (cF8AT)

I think that is, latest, on your 18th birthday.

Posted by: Miklos, admittedly older not no wiser at May 12, 2021 05:11 PM (QzkSJ)

380 I would be happy to let the liberals have 30-40 states and be in total and permanent control, just let me live in peace without their website interference.

Sadly, my existence offends them and they will settle for nothing less than 100% control over everyone.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 12, 2021 05:11 PM (mgXjw)

381 I haven't been to the Lutheran church where I was confirmed for 50 years, but I see they are now ELCA ... too bad. ELCA only began in 1988, as a combo of three others. ... so sad, such a pretty stone building, nice stained glass. (but they made us recite the Nicene Creed every week, instead of scripture)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 12, 2021 05:11 PM (Cus5s)

382 The Lutheran trans bishop was predestined to be a chick but she didn't buy it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 05:11 PM (VVEnO)

383 This is a bit old (9h) and you all may have already seen it but....and he is taking some shit in the comments...but not nearly enough.

@Toure

A 77 yo white customer at Dunkin Donuts was upset about something and he called a Black 27 yo employee the n-word. The brother told him say it again. The old man did. The brother knocked him out. The old man fell, lost consciousness, and died. He fucked around and found out.

And here's the report on TampaBay.com

https://tinyurl.com/ye2hfdb4

Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2021 05:11 PM (cF8AT)

384 But I still say stupid shit.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 05:02 PM (jvt6t)

Nope...not too much...otherwise Ace would make you a coblogger.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 05:11 PM (Q9lwr)

385 Whatchu talkin' 'bout? Willis!

Posted by: Little Arnold at May 12, 2021 05:11 PM (63Dwl)

386 Cyber security expert Duke: Hey, what you did before? Don't do that shit again. You're welcome.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)

387 Dammit, I want some of that freedom! Inslee will never let us have it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 05:07 PM (Ez6QX)

You have freedom. You have your rights. Politicians don't let you have freedom. They can only take it from you, by force or coercion.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2021 05:11 PM (yVv6t)

388 On the religious front, there are those that believe that Benedict did not properly resign as pope, and is, in reality, still pope. While Francis is... well, I think the word is "administrative anti-pope." The theory is that the church is going to split at some point in the near future, and Benedict will be the head of trad Catholics, and Francis will be head of... IDK, abortion Catholics.

Posted by: Vyx at May 12, 2021 05:06 PM (WGXTz)

I'm in that category.

Jesus is my Lord, Benedict my Pope and Trump my President.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 05:11 PM (2JVJo)

389 >>Tim Tebow on his worst day was more talented than Craperdick on his best day.

This. And apart from footbal skill, Tebow is such a better person.

As witnessed during Tebow's short time with the Brncos, he makes a team play better together (in the post game interviews, his teammates could not praise hime enough) . He's also a great representative for a team via his outreach to fans, such as by giving tickets and media spotlight to people in need at each game (he would always invote special needs kids and their families to games, give them media spotlight, etc.).

Kapearnick has pretty much destroyed the NFL.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2021 05:12 PM (bDqIh)

390 Because if you look up information about a pastor the first thing you should read on the internet is "devoted follower of the Lord Jesus Christ" not that they are transgender and an activist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 05:12 PM (k39e/)

391 Why the need for notoriety?

Posted by: Unkaren at May 12, 2021 05:12 PM (vGJY7)

392 @MeghanMcCain

Wanna come try out my seat

More cushion for the pushin.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 05:13 PM (yQpMk)

393 On the religious front, there are those that believe that Benedict did not properly resign as pope, and is, in reality, still pope.

I can't help but think that its the same as when the Avignon Pope showed up: the college of Cardinals thought they had a quiet, submissive, weak pope in Benedict and he turned out to be a firecat, so they tried to depose him and put in a pope that is all obedient and as radical as they.

John Shelby Spong served numerous churches. He was not consecrated as Bishop until he was was abut 55 (and no, I don't support Spong's theology) but that tells me that Rohrer was fast tracked simply because she was an activist and transgender.

Yeah I don't agree with much Spong teaches, but the man clearly has academic chops and valid experience.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2021 05:13 PM (KZzsI)

394 > This gets my vote for the Absurdity of the Day.

If they don't already have a proper Cybersecurity expert, I doubt their recovery is legit. Who wants to bet the hacker group left some nasty surprises on those machines? If these morons didn't level their servers to the ground and start from scratch, I can practically guarantee you there are backdoors, keyloggers, etc all over the gaffe.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 05:13 PM (YYlyE)

395 nood.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2021 05:13 PM (nI1Kq)

396 393 Because if you look up information about a pastor the first thing you should read on the internet is "devoted follower of the Lord Jesus Christ" not that they are transgender and an activist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 05:12 PM (k39e/)

One used to be able to take that as a given.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2021 05:13 PM (lmikk)

397
Or they will remove texts like the death of David and Bathsheba's first born because it was too exacting and too convenient to establish Solomon as D & B's first surviving son (the first had to die because questions of whether it was David's or Uriah's son would be raised).
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2021 05:07 PM (HkGKp)

I just listened to that story yesterday on the Bible in a year podcast (great BTW). There's so much rape, incest, murder, treachery, vengeance, in the Bible - I had never read the Old Testament all the way thru and its amazing.

Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 05:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

398 I missed Tebow because he came a decade after I stopped watching
football really. He was a run and gunner, wild cat kind of quarterback,
right?

He can play any backfield position: halfback, fullback, quarterback. IIRC he also played tight end just to throw the defense off. He's a big boy and a bruising runner, defensive players hated to see him coming at them because he could deliver vicious hits before he was finally tackled four or five guys later.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 12, 2021 05:14 PM (HaL55)

399 371
I just watched a video of some idiot filling a Target bag with gasoline:

That was an cut footage of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" episode?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2021 05:14 PM (7RazL)

400
I was really hoping (and still do hope) that she would successfully de-Governate Gavin, but I see that Caitlyn is getting all squishy about her political views. Bruce would never have done this, as Bruce had balls ... hmmmmm.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 12, 2021 05:15 PM (FlRtG)

401 Because if you look up information about a pastor the first thing you should read on the internet is "devoted follower of the Lord Jesus Christ" not that they are transgender and an activist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
--------

Why, it's almost as if they are socio-political activists rather than spiritual activists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2021 05:17 PM (1vynn)

402
Now I am 100% certain that the corrupt US federal govt was responsible for hacking Colonial Pipeline.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 12, 2021 05:18 PM (6YF1D)

403 Jesus is my Lord, Benedict my Pope and Trump my President.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 05:11 PM (2JVJo)

That's weird. That is exactly how I feel.

Posted by: dantesed at May 12, 2021 05:18 PM (88xKn)

404 >>This is a bit old (9h) and you all may have already seen it but....and he is taking some shit in the comments...but not nearly enough.

Probably pointed out already: that is one of those default excuses, "He/she called me the n-word."

Seem to recall with that horrific Macy's manager beatdown viral video, the dude claimed the Macy's manager called him that, but he hadn't. Pretty sure that same excuse was used in other BLM and 'knockout game' attacks.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2021 05:18 PM (bDqIh)

405 Kapearnick has pretty much destroyed the NFL.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2021 05:12 PM

The NFL kowtowing to Crapperdick is what destroyed the NFL.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 12, 2021 05:19 PM (awtm/)

406 Colonial Pipeline is operational.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 05:21 PM (xopIz)

407 No safe space for patriot-norms .. not church, not school, not sports, not work, not in the U.S. armed forces.

AoS may be The Last Refuge

Posted by: Joe F. at May 12, 2021 05:22 PM (fMTky)

408 "And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 12, 2021 05:23 PM (NcLZI)

409 They still hold Seminex against us.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 04:56 PM (yQpMk)

Seminex was great. That's how we got rid of the ELCA types....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 12, 2021 05:24 PM (7bRMQ)

410 The gods of the copybook headings are all dead.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2021 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

411 ELCA isn't Lutheran. They might as well become Unitarian, since they'd fit in with those commies quite well.

That article annoys the crap out of me, along with all the other people sharing it and making it seem like it's a mainline Lutheran church doing this stuff. Nope. "Lutherans are a plague and the ruination of Christianity!!!" (seen that one more than once) Nope.

What, you think they're women or something?

Posted by: soulpile at May 12, 2021 05:38 PM (VTLGo)

412 #wescrewed

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 12, 2021 05:41 PM (MwNvC)

413 Dear Everyone,

Yeah, the ELCA ain't Lutheran. Probably not Christian either.

Regards,

Every other Lutheran synod

Posted by: Idahomie at May 12, 2021 07:09 PM (2UghJ)

414 I have read...I do not know for sure...that some of the SF bathhouses never shut down at all.

They just operated on the down low.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2021 12:25 AM (eCWrU)

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