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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 06:38 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: 80's music fan at May 11, 2021 06:38 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 06:38 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 06:38 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 06:39 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 11, 2021 06:39 PM (ErSvT)
Posted by: CppThis at May 11, 2021 06:39 PM (zcf1k)
No gophers??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 11, 2021 06:39 PM (aqrfx)
Ahab the Arab.
The shiek of the burning sands.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 06:39 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: April at May 11, 2021 06:39 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 06:40 PM (Tnijr)
Pepperidge Farm remembers...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 06:41 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Jack Daniels Sunday School at May 11, 2021 06:42 PM (H5knJ)
The pride of the Arabian Navy.
Comes full of Arabian semen.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 06:42 PM (OCTRt)
The shiek of the burning sands.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 06:39 PM (2JVJo)
Now Ray Stevens is someone that does not get referenced often- even here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 06:42 PM (lmikk)
So apparently there has been some "controversy" about an old Spider-man cover art. Its a Mary Jane cover. Some tumblr loser "fixed" it because "women don't actually sit like that", and the original artist seeing this fix go viral offered real criticism of the shit job, and fixed the fix.
I bring all this up because Anna, That Star Wars Girl chose to cover it. And she did a cosplay cover of the original image. And well if you're not aware of who TSWG is, you're welcome. It involves her in a white, somewhat low cut top.
https://youtu.be/mkBxecyv8f0
https://youtu.be/Mj6r4cIfyE0
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2021 06:42 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 11, 2021 06:43 PM (AL0d+)
Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2021 06:43 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
He should.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 06:43 PM (OCTRt)
Pepperidge Farm remembers...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 06:41 PM (lmikk)"
That noise during your first squat when you don't stretch enough. "Wait- was that my vertebrae?"
Posted by: Marcus T at May 11, 2021 06:43 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 06:43 PM (I4wu2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 06:43 PM (/GUVr)
Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at May 11, 2021 06:44 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2021 06:44 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 11, 2021 06:44 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2021 06:44 PM (SGz3+)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 06:44 PM (QzJWU)
That has been a big thing over the past couple days. I have seen yellowflash, Youngrippa, Heelsvsbabyface and Nerdrotic all do pieces on it. The revisionist also evidently eliminated her boobs, and gave her giant forearms for some reason.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 06:45 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 06:46 PM (arJlL)
Animals that aren't what you think they are:
Penguins are actually birds.
Whales aren't fish.
And bats aren't birds.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 11, 2021 06:47 PM (aqrfx)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 06:47 PM (o89XP)
It's freaking hysterical. Try it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 06:47 PM (BZY6c)
Changed Peanut's bandage today. His wound site has shrunk to a small open area. Hope we can remove the Cone of Shame later this week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 06:48 PM (mht8P)
*cue Arab jokes
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 06:38 PM
I find that very hurtful.
Posted by: Clyde at May 11, 2021 06:49 PM (rBtIz)
Whales aren't fish.
And bats aren't birds.
Posted by: Soothsayer's
Whales and bats are mammals.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 06:49 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 06:42 PM (lmikk)
I was going to go with a Humphrey the Camel reference, but Jack Blanchard and Misty Morgan fans are hard to find these days.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 06:50 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Clyde at May 11, 2021 06:49 PM (rBtIz)
Whenever I see the name Clyde, I think of the orangutan from those Philo Beddoe movies.
Posted by: Jack Daniels Sunday School at May 11, 2021 06:51 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 06:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 06:45 PM (lmikk)
ClownfishTV covered it too. The thing is, he's worked in comic books and she has an actual degree in art and has taught it. Their coverage notes how it is very typical for these tumblr "artists" to do the stupid popeye arms.
But you know what all those guys covering it don't have? A fairly attractive busty redpilled girl in a tight white shirt.
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2021 06:51 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 06:45 PM (lmikk)
Almost like they have a thing against the female form.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 06:51 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 06:52 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Calvin at May 11, 2021 06:52 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2021 06:52 PM (WGara)
Walter Payton WAS a Bear
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 06:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 06:52 PM (Ojki1)
squirrel = rat with good PR
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 06:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2021 06:53 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 06:53 PM (BZY6c)
BATS! The big bug scourge of the skies!
Posted by: Calvin at May 11, 2021 06:52 PM (2JVJo)
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BATS AREN'T BUGS!!!
Posted by: Everybody but Calvin at May 11, 2021 06:53 PM (WGara)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 06:53 PM (iTXRQ)
Peanut needs a recovery cheeseburger.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 11, 2021 06:53 PM (AL0d+)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Ray Stevens song at May 11, 2021 06:54 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 06:54 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Everybody but Calvin at May 11, 2021 06:53 PM (WGara)
Who's giving this report? You chowderheads or me?
Posted by: Calvin at May 11, 2021 06:54 PM (2JVJo)
Walter Payton WAS a Bear
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 06:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Pretty sure they're back to saying a panda is a bear.
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2021 06:54 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 06:54 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 06:55 PM (BZY6c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 06:55 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2021 06:56 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 06:55 PM (kTF2Z)
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They're always either stoned or coming down off of being stoned.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2021 06:56 PM (WGara)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 06:54 PM (kTF2Z)
Platypus? Isn't that a Female DJ?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2021 06:56 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 06:51 PM (Ojki1)
'Attractive' female form. Just a slight modification.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 06:56 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 06:56 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 06:56 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 06:57 PM (JVUo0)
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 06:57 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2021 06:58 PM (XvjsM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 06:57 PM (JVUo0)
Never could figure out how both Pluto, and Goofy, could both be dogs.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2021 06:58 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 06:58 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 06:58 PM (o89XP)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 06:52 PM
Shit. They're on to us.
Posted by: The Squirrels at May 11, 2021 06:58 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2021 06:58 PM (oHd/0)
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Genetic experimentation.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2021 06:59 PM (WGara)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 06:59 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 06:59 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 06:57 PM (JVUo0)
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Pluto is fucking goofy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 06:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2021 06:59 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2021 06:58 PM (oHd/0)
And his girlfriend was a cow.
Clara bell was fucking Goofy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 07:00 PM (JVUo0)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 06:59 PM (iTXRQ)
That'll make Minnie feel better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:00 PM (lmikk)
April 2021: 178,622
April 2020: 17,106
This is a 944% increase.
It is also a 63% increase from the last surge in April 2019 under Trump (109,415)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2021 07:01 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 06:59 PM (Tnijr)
Ahab the Arab, the Streak -- he had quite a few....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2021 07:01 PM (PiwSw)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goofy
Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2021 07:01 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2021 07:01 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2021 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:02 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 06:55 PM (BZY6c)
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Dwarf planets are not planets. Why?
Posted by: zmdavid at May 11, 2021 07:03 PM (xqRaG)
Have a good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2021 07:03 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:03 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:02 PM
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: Dr. Moreau at May 11, 2021 07:04 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:04 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:04 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:04 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: zmdavid at May 11, 2021 07:03 PM (xqRaG
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Bigots.
Posted by: That Guy Who Thinks Everything is Bigotry at May 11, 2021 07:04 PM (Eicbe)
Footloose
Kick off the Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me off of my knees
Jack, get back
Come on before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose
https://bit.ly/3uED1xK
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 07:04 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2021 07:01 PM (PiwSw)
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Ethel, get back here! Ethel, put your clothes back on!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 07:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: April at May 11, 2021 07:05 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 07:05 PM (JVUo0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 07:05 PM (JVUo0)
Carnies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:05 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:06 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: zmdavid at May 11, 2021 07:03 PM
Short planets got no reason. That's why..
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2021 07:06 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2021 07:07 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:04 PM (Tnijr)
I guess so? The regular house AC runs up there but doesn't work well at all. It's roasting up there and freezing downstairs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:07 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: zmdavid at May 11, 2021 07:03 PM
I don't like where this thread is heading....
Posted by: Peter Dinklage at May 11, 2021 07:07 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:06 PM (Tnijr)
Turnabout Intruder?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:08 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:06 PM (Tnijr)
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The last episode of the series.
Posted by: zmdavid at May 11, 2021 07:08 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 06:53 PM (iTXRQ)
Probably a good thing. If you had a real dragon in your commode, you might get a flame-broiled O-ring.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 07:08 PM (SzOU0)
Posted by: Peter Dinklage at May 11, 2021 07:07 PM
Right...like you can see where we're going over the dash.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2021 07:09 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:09 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:03 PM (s9fsa)
Without knowing specs or details, for a mini split, that sounds completely off the chain ridiculous. Average retail on those that I've seen run no more than $4k installed. Some of the lower powered, no name versions run just over $1,500, but they'll heat or cool a twelve by twelve room.
Is the contractor claiming some special difficulty or engineering in the installation part of the job?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 07:09 PM (QzJWU)
They may make a Pearl Harbor hit on American $$. And spend it all too.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 07:11 PM (o89XP)
Posted by: Jordan61
Mebbe crack an upstairs window to let the heat out, or look for a vent on your upstairs A/C to let some cold air in ?
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 07:11 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:11 PM (lmikk)
That's about what I paid for a new heat pump and blower upstairs. I suppose it depends on where you are at and BTUs too.
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:11 PM (Tnijr)
Pluto was a subservient pet.
Why?
Any objective analysis would tell you Pluto was the more intelligent of the two.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 07:11 PM (YA914)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2021 06:58 PM (XvjsM)
About capital gains increase proposals.
Posted by: Javems at May 11, 2021 07:12 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2021 06:58 PM (oHd/0)
Pluto is a "dog." Goofy is a "dawg."
https://tinyurl.com/7j5e6uvb
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 07:12 PM (2JVJo)
Which is good, cause otherwise I would have sold her to the circus by now. Bad ass puppy.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2021 07:12 PM (CcOog)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 07:09 PM (QzJWU)
Nope. And that quote was including a military discount. Maybe I'll get another estimate.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:12 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2021 07:12 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 07:09 PM (QzJWU)
Cost of Texas vs. The People's Republic of Washington?
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2021 07:12 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2021 06:58 PM (oHd/0)
And his girlfriend was a cow.
Clara bell was fucking Goofy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 07:00 PM (JVUo0)
I think you're thinking of Clarence, who was a cow, and Clarabell was his girlfriend. I don't know if they were ever in the movies, but they featured in the strips "drawn" by Disney in the 1930s.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 07:13 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2021 07:12 PM (dKiJG)
Hey, happy anniversary! Our 30th is next week.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:13 PM (s9fsa)
Pluto was a subservient pet.
Why?
Any objective analysis would tell you Pluto was the more intelligent of the two.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 07:11 PM
I blame the petriarchy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2021 07:13 PM (rBtIz)
https://abcnews.go.com/
I'm still guessing the feds pay the ransom for the company, who isn't expected to learn any lesson from the screw up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:13 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 06:42 PM
The other day, when the hymn "Jesus Loves the Little Children" was covered, I almost mentioned the connection to his song "Everything is Beautiful". One of my favorites.
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 11, 2021 07:14 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Jordan61
For 7 G's, I'll be your personal Punkah Wallah !
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:14 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2021 07:12 PM (dKiJG)
Braggart.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2021 07:14 PM (CcOog)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 11, 2021 07:14 PM (aqrfx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2021 07:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
About capital gains increase proposals.
Posted by: Javems
I just thought he was planning to buy Okinawa.
So he would have a better island than Epstein, who did not kill himself.
Posted by: mikeski at May 11, 2021 07:14 PM (P1f+c)
Local story, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:14 PM (XTk1T)
@davidfrum
Remember all the Trump-Kushner self-congratulation about their Middle East successes?
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Proposition: David Frum is the smallest dwarf in the political world.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 07:14 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Jordan61
Didja get married when you were ten ?
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:15 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Okay, that was too funny.
Who do you work for?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 07:15 PM (o89XP)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:16 PM (arJlL)
That, is an EXCELLENT idea, ma'am. I don't know which is the correct online forum for you, but there's several Homeowner's Forums out there, and if you'll surf 'em for about 10 minutes each, then you can choose the one that suits you. Register as a "member", and posit the question as to brands, reliable contractors and normal expected bids. Good luck!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 07:16 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 07:16 PM (KAi1n)
Did anyone remind david cocksucker frum that the palestinian animals weren't part of Any of President Trump's peace deals?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 11, 2021 07:16 PM (aqrfx)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:15 PM (arJlL)
Pretty close!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:16 PM (s9fsa)
Local story, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:14 PM (XTk1T)
I got gas at noon. They were out of gas at 6.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2021 07:16 PM (CcOog)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:16 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:17 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 11, 2021 07:17 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:15 PM (arJlL)
Pretty close!
Posted by: Jordan61
LOL
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 07:17 PM (1ENjc)
How is that even possible? You were such a young Bacon Wench, just last year!
Proxy marriage at 4 years old?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2021 07:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 06:44 PM
Please don't forget me!
Posted by: Moroccan Donkey at May 11, 2021 07:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)
Walter Payton WAS a Bear
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 06:52 PM (iTXRQ)
So was Fuzzy Wuzzy, 'til he wazzn't.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 11, 2021 07:19 PM (nWxPx)
Posted by: Mookie at May 11, 2021 07:19 PM (u+Y3T)
There are lots of effort to shame people into not buying gas after they heard that there was a shortage, with the reasoning being - no joke - this probably won't last more than five or six days, two weeks tops. Maybe. Probably.
The best part? The official press release from the pipeline company:
"While this situation remains fluid and continues to evolve, the Colonial operations team is executing a plan that involves an incremental process that will facilitate a return to service in a phased approach."
Read it again. The situation is unknown and continues to change, we've got a plan that potentially allows us to maybe take a step or two forward in a way that might help us begin to return services in multiple stages.
Yeah, way to tamp down the panic buying, guys.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:20 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2021 07:17 PM (u82oZ)
I'm not that young! I WAS in my teens still though...
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:20 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2021 07:12 PM (dKiJG)
Congrats!
Uh, why are you commenting?
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 07:20 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)
When he gets the pint of Rocky Road out of the Bridge mini fridge, you know he's given up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:20 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Braenyard"
Yep. You can buy the units for 2-3k and do it yourself if so inclined.
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:21 PM (Tnijr)
Local story, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:14 PM (XTk1T)
I got gas at noon. They were out of gas at 6.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2021 07:16 PM
Yep- the station across the street from me was empty by 4:00. The afternoon traffic report cited lots of traffic tie-ups due to cars in line trying to get gas. I'll go look for some mid-morning. I have about 200 miles worth left in my tank.
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 11, 2021 07:21 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:15 PM (arJlL)
She didn't say people years.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:21 PM (t+qrx)
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Congrats!
Uh, why are you commenting?
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 07:20 PM (ofYez)
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He meant they were going to sleep. It's past 8.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:22 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 07:22 PM (5HBd1)
Maybe the ceiling color is being reevaluated. Or maybe he just likes to show what a multi-talented stud he is.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2021 07:22 PM (u82oZ)
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3 years ago I paid $5500 for a furnace and air, one floor. Seems kinda high.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 07:23 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 07:22 PM (5HBd1)
Hmmm. I'd think gasoline would do interesting things to a plastic bag.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:23 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2021 07:12 PM (dKiJG)
Well, what are you doing talking to us, ffs?
Posted by: April at May 11, 2021 07:23 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:16 PM
Hi JT! How the heck have you been? Missed you while you were on hiatus!
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 11, 2021 07:23 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:24 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 07:24 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward
What could POSSIBLY go wrong ?
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:24 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2021 07:24 PM (u82oZ)
Oh well, that's probably white supremacist thinking.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:24 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:20 PM
They plagarized that from Pixy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2021 07:24 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 07:24 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 07:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: captain kirk doing his nails at May 11, 2021 07:24 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 07:22 PM (5HBd1)
Probably Canadian. They sell milk in bags there; it stands to reason that they only know how to put liquids in bags.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2021 07:25 PM (u82oZ)
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I find it hard to believe there wasn't an empty 2 liter Nehi bottle available.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:25 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: mikeski at May 11, 2021 07:25 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Moonbeam
Quack - Quack !
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:25 PM (arJlL)
Maybe pour it into a gas can. but if she had a gas can, why is she using plastic bags?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:25 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 07:26 PM (kTF2Z)
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Congrats!
Uh, why are you commenting?
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 07:20 PM
Wouldn't be the first instance of live blogging in the Moroniverse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2021 07:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 06:43 PM (I4wu2)
Yeah, I saw that, too
Posted by: clutch at May 11, 2021 07:27 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2021 07:12 PM (dKiJG)
Well, what are you doing talking to us, ffs?
Posted by: April at May 11, 2021 07:23 PM (OX9vb)
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Well, to be fair, he did say they were married.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at May 11, 2021 07:27 PM (H7jex)
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 06:57 PM (+ya+t)
Not bs at all. I've had several dogs that can recognize vehicles. Current dog goes into crazy-happy spins for:
My truck. Mrs IMG's Bronco, Grandson the Elder's school bus, Grandson the Elder's dad's RAV4, UPS guy (I spin because ammo and gun parts and optics, so she picks up on that, I guess). BIL's truck and SIL's SUV-family not so often seen, Mail truck
Stranger's vehicles get alerts
She also reacts when she's out back in the pen. I figure it's the audio signature. Family vehicle and she's quite insistent on coming in the house.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 07:27 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 07:27 PM (JVUo0)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 11, 2021 07:28 PM (OssQ4)
That's just her supply for huffing.
Priorities, my good man.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2021 07:28 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
With a siphon made of connected soda straws.
The bendy ones with the accordion hinge in them.
Posted by: MacGyver at May 11, 2021 07:29 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 07:27 PM (JVUo0)
Honest, I had no idea it would do that.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:29 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Achmed the Rescue Camel at May 11, 2021 07:29 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 07:27 PM (JVUo0)
Mmmm, silly putty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:29 PM (lmikk)
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It was one of the reusable fabric ones from Whole Foods.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:29 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:30 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 07:30 PM (OVEfo)
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Siphoned from your neighbors tank. Gas breath was a thing.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 07:30 PM (+ya+t)
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Siphoned from your neighbors tank. Gas breath was a thing.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 07:30 PM (+ya+t)
Yep--that's when locks on gas caps became a thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 07:31 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:30 PM
My people used every part of the crab.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren at May 11, 2021 07:31 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 07:31 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:31 PM (Tnijr)
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3 years ago I paid $5500 for a furnace and air, one floor. Seems kinda high.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 07:23 PM (+ya+t)
2 yrs ago my in-laws put in new furnace and ac/ $3400. 2000 sq ft, 2 floors. BTU rating unknown. No duct work done beyond fitting the new unit in the basement.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 07:32 PM (8C7+r)
Having poorly defended neighbors with a healthy supply of food is every bit as good as having extra supplies of your own. In effect, they double your cold storage for perishables.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 07:32 PM (YA914)
Posted by: Mr Carlson at May 11, 2021 07:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 07:32 PM (1ENjc)
I've been married 41 years.
Oh, you meant to the same woman?
My bad.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 07:32 PM (Rvt88)
My budget is flexible for a good one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:33 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 07:33 PM (BZY6c)
Posted by: Yogi at May 11, 2021 07:33 PM (UHVv4)
I guess so? The regular house AC runs up there but doesn't work well at all. It's roasting up there and freezing downstairs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:07 PM (s9fsa)
They work great
Posted by: clutch at May 11, 2021 07:33 PM (9UmRs)
Notice its never refer to the "Reagan shortage", or the "Trump shortage"...
Posted by: Mookie at May 11, 2021 07:34 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 07:32 PM (YA914)
I could prolly do that to my 80-something-year-old neighbors next door, but it sounds like something I'd go to hell for.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:34 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
That's ok. They'll braze a patch on the leaks.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 07:34 PM (Rvt88)
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Congrats!
Uh, why are you commenting?
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 07:20 PM
Mebbe he's married to Cecilia and he got up to wash his face.
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:34 PM (arJlL)
I bring all this up because Anna, That Star Wars Girl chose to cover it. And she did a cosplay cover of the original image. And well if you're not aware of who TSWG is, you're welcome. It involves her in a white, somewhat low cut top.
https://youtu.be/mkBxecyv8f0
https://youtu.be/Mj6r4cIfyE0
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2021 06:42 PM (vMCab)
That "male feminists" were mansplaining to her what a woman could and could not do and how she ought to look was irony raised to the irony power.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 07:35 PM (pNxlR)
Basically outlines how corrupt Big Pharma is in the opioid crisis and how greasy politicians like Chris Dodd and others are in helping them get away with it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 07:35 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:33 PM (lmikk)
I've removed enough cat hair from the same Hoover Wind Tunnel 3 Pro Pet to make a new cat every week, for the last six years.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 07:36 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:34 PM (arJlL)
He'll be mentioning someone has taken his place here in a minute, then.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:36 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 07:36 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:33 PM (lmikk)
Roomba. Yes, I'm lazy. Didn't I say so in an earlier thread?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:36 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Vacuum Cats at May 11, 2021 07:37 PM (W4eKo)
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Oh boy, that would be a mighty disaster.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 11, 2021 07:37 PM (W+kMI)
I didn't notice any gas station lines as I was out and about today (I live in northeast MA, by the NH line). If I pull my Harley out on Saturday, I will have to fill up, so I'll let you all know what the 411 is up here when I do.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 07:38 PM (2JVJo)
I understand your perspective.
But Nancy Pelosi is 81 and Mitch McConnell is 79.
Age is just a number.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 07:38 PM (YA914)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:35 PM (t+qrx)
This the same one, Hog?
https://tinyurl.com/pbfk3489
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:38 PM (lmikk)
***
We had a $140 or so Shark we got from Costco that lasted for 6-7 years and did great, but when the motor went out we just picked up something cheap to get the job done before we had company and it has been absolutely fantastic. I think we gave just over $60 for it on sale:
Eureka Powerspeed
amazon.com/gp/product/B07ZCZFL3G
It feels cheap because it is, but it has great vacuuming ability. If I can get two or three years out of it I'll be more than satisfied.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:39 PM (XTk1T)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 07:39 PM (QzJWU)
There was a post on Twitter of a woman pumping gas into a big plastic bag. She managed to get it to sit upright long enough to put another bag around it.
Was she smoking a cigarette? 'Cause that woulda been hot!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 07:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:36 PM (s9fsa)
I had a roomba for years before it finally gave out. The biggest surprise when I got the new one was how much dust and crap got pulled off the floor with the new one. Made me wonder how much the roomba was leaving behind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:39 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Yes We Are!
Posted by: Surprise Anal Argument Otter at May 11, 2021 07:40 PM (o6NKx)
Roombas are amazing. Just make sure theres no pet poo in some hidden place before it launches.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 11, 2021 07:40 PM (AL0d+)
My budget is flexible for a good one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:33 PM (lmikk)
To be honest, I just ignore hair that accumulates during heavy petting. To each his own, I suppose.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 07:41 PM (8C7+r)
https://tinyurl.com/pbfk3489
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:38 PM (lmikk)
Looks like they did some cosmetic updates since I got mine, but basically yes. The kind with the canister that you can hold over the trash can and open the bottom. Decent power, too.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:41 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 07:27 PM (JVUo0)
When I was a kid I discovered that reaction. Homemade napalm to use on a squadron of plastic army soldiers. Made my summer that year.
Posted by: Roy at May 11, 2021 07:41 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 07:41 PM (kTF2Z)
That's way too high.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 11, 2021 07:14 PM (aqrfx)
Is a $100 window unit out of the question?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2021 07:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 07:41 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Bosk at May 11, 2021 07:41 PM (SWbVS)
translation:
"Hang on, we'll get this thing going soon"
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 07:42 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 07:41 PM (8C7+r)
*re-reads original post*
At this, the novice was enlightened.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:42 PM (t+qrx)
After nineteen years that's kind of the standard.
Posted by: Bosk
"Sure Honey, do whatever you like. Just don't wake me please."
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 07:42 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 07:42 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2021 07:41 PM (yQpMk)
Yeah. His window is huge and it's one of the crank open deals, so it would be a bitch to try to seal up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:42 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:41 PM (t+qrx)
Looks a lot like the bissel that I got. Kind of worry about the design. Of course, all vacuums look awful similar. Not going to find those huge globes they used to make you drag all over the place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:43 PM (lmikk)
It is known.
Trust river otters instead.
Posted by: Not a River Otter at May 11, 2021 07:43 PM (4fSQf)
When I was a kid I discovered that reaction. Homemade napalm to use on a squadron of plastic army soldiers. Made my summer that year.
Posted by: Roy
It's not so much a reaction as it is a dissolving of the styrofoam into the gasoline to form flammable goo.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 07:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:43 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Roy
aw man that sounds cool
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 07:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 07:44 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:45 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:45 PM (arJlL)
"While this situation remains fluid and continues to evolve, the Colonial operations team is executing a plan that involves an incremental process that will facilitate a return to service in a phased approach."
IOW, "... we haven't a fooking clue what we're gonna do and whether it'll work."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 07:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: four seasons at May 11, 2021 07:45 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:45 PM (t+qrx)
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Napalm for parties.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 07:45 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:45 PM (XTk1T)
When I was a kid I discovered that reaction. Homemade napalm to use on a squadron of plastic army soldiers. Made my summer that year.
Posted by: Roy
It's not so much a reaction as it is a dissolving of the styrofoam into the gasoline to form flammable goo.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 07:43 PM (pNxlR)
You're talking about someone who got excited doing titrations in Chemistry class.
Posted by: Roy at May 11, 2021 07:46 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:43 PM (lmikk)
Anything in particular about the old one that bugged you? I don't get a commission or nothin', just wondering if this one might not have the same flaw.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 07:46 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 07:46 PM (o89XP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:47 PM (XTk1T)
Look around you... can you fashion some sort of rudimentary lathe?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2021 07:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 07:45 PM (XTk1T)
Our judges would also have accepted "Rymbx".
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:45 PM (t+qrx)
That happened with my first one, a refurbished one I bought from Woot. My new one has a a replaceable battery.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
The guy that was married 19 years ?
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 07:46 PM (iTXRQ)
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Chemical burn don't give a shit.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Roy at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (lmikk)
Hey Mike! How was your trip to NC? Did you go to Indochine?
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 11, 2021 07:49 PM (qe5CM)
titrations
Heh, he said "tit rations".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (pNxlR)
penis mightier
Posted by: Roy at May 11, 2021 07:49 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:49 PM (Tnijr)
wtf
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (lmikk)
Dysons are a rip off. Don't waste your money.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 07:50 PM (4fSQf)
What I mean is if there is an outside wall without a window you could frame in an opening for a windows unit.
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (Tnijr)
Always lead with your precision tools, so start the opening with a sledgehammer.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 07:51 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:51 PM (Tnijr)
wtf
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (lmikk)
I have the purple one. They are more expensive, but I don't know of another vacuum with their service and 12 years of life regularly. Well, Kirbys, but if you think Dysons are expensive . . .
Posted by: Catherine at May 11, 2021 07:51 PM (41zFX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (lmikk)
I don't think I need one that big.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:51 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 07:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 07:52 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (pNxlR)
Biden's rationing tits now?
That's where Thurgood Orenthal Stubbs draws the line!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 07:52 PM (2JVJo)
Hey Mike! How was your trip to NC? Did you go to Indochine?
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 11, 2021 07:49 PM (qe5CM)
Great trip! We had planned on Indochine for dinner the evening we arrived at Wilmington, but got in too late. Rest of the weekend was booked with family, so we did not get there. Loved the area (excepting the dreadful pollen storms!)
Spent the following week in Myrtle Beach area. One day trip to Charleston. It was a wonderful trip for us!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 07:52 PM (8C7+r)
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Hmpf.
Posted by: Joe, at R.J. Reynolds at May 11, 2021 07:52 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 07:52 PM (ofYez)
Go in at 3 AM and beat the rush.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 07:31 PM
I usually wake up around 4:15- maybe I'll go top off then.
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 11, 2021 07:53 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:46 PM (t+qrx)
Ok, so the belt that turns the brush head runs inside a track behind a plastic plate held to the bottom of the unit. The belt chamber evidently is under suction. When I smelled the burnt hair and noticed the brush was not turning, I opened the bottom up and yep, the belt area was packed with fur- burnt fur, I might add. Pulled out a large amount of hair and let the thing cool down, but evidently the belt got stretched as the brush head will not turn anymore. I could replace the belt, but would just run into the same problem.
Sidebar: I remember reading one review where a guy had complained of the issue, but there were no other similar reviews. It was specific, so I should have fricking listened or checked after the first use.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:53 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (lmikk)
The Paolo, he does not need the Dyson to have his balls vacuumed.
Posted by: The Paolo at May 11, 2021 07:53 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 07:54 PM (4fSQf)
Compare these to a 1960s Singer, Electrolux, Kirby or Rainbow. Damn, but those machines were Garands and Springfields of the vacuum world as it was found, then. Absolute tanks of near indestructium. Guess what we've got now, is Planned Obselecence, squared.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 07:54 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 07:54 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: The Boob Board at May 11, 2021 07:54 PM (Tnijr)
wtf
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (lmikk
They sell reconditioned units as well.
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 07:54 PM (ofYez)
https://is.gd/eQdeK0
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 07:54 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 07:52 PM
Nice! I need to get down to Charleston soon. I haven't been there in years but remember it fondly.
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 11, 2021 07:55 PM (qe5CM)
Since I was in art school, I had found these big super-duty cardboard tubes they used for casting concrete columns to use in a project. They were between 4-6' long, and I had them standing in the kitchen nook. The birb would grab shit (anything he could carry) fly up to the tallest ones, and drop the pen, pencil, ruler, sock whatever down the tube. And he'd looook, his little crest going up and down. Wonder if he was trying to figure out how deep they were, but he was totally fascinated by the things.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 07:55 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 07:55 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Roy
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The arrival of a Gilbert Chemistry set, which included the recipe for gunpowder, was a dark, dark day for the toy soldiers in the neighborhood.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2021 07:56 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 07:53 PM (lmikk)
Oh, huh. Not having a scrap of carpet in the house, I don't think it applies to me. Couldn't say either way if it would do the same thing.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:56 PM (t+qrx)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 07:54 PM (QzJWU)
The mating call of all big ticket items.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 07:56 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: hogmartin
Hog, you may in fact be the first man ever to have uttered that phrase.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 07:56 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 07:56 PM (UUBmN)
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has signed an executive order declaring a state of emergency in the state to address gasoline supply disruptions throughout the Commonwealth.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 07:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 07:57 PM (UUBmN)
_DM
that ought to get he a few more clicks.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 07:57 PM (1ENjc)
Gas demand here in the SE is up 40%. Panic and hoarding. Idiots are bringing in cans, even tanks on trailers to try to fill.
Some idiot will set himself on fire and cause some collateral damage before this is over.
NC seems to be hardest hit. Statewide, nearly 10% of stations are out. We in SC are the least hit, with a little over 4% out. Local areas all over are much worse though. 20% of Atlanta stations are out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 11, 2021 07:58 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 07:56 PM (Rvt8
I'm just saying that I've never looked at a ball vacuum and thought, "gosh, it's nice, I guess, but it really needs to be bigger".
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:45 PM (Tnijr)
Bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 07:58 PM (rIgyF)
Can't be too long before women have to cover their evil temptress faces in public.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2021 07:58 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 07:58 PM (wparq)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:58 PM (s9fsa)
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2 years ago in the People's Republic of Newyorkistan, we paid $12,000 for a mini-split system. 1 outdoor unit, and 3 wall units inside. The system both cools and heats.
Posted by: Toni at May 11, 2021 07:59 PM (/c+mq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)
state of emergency in the state to address gasoline supply disruptions
throughout the Commonwealth.
That sounds like insurrectionist talk. Psaki said the gasoline supply was fine.
Posted by: spindrift at May 11, 2021 07:59 PM (2KGDI)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2021 07:59 PM (K+5oo)
That old canister ran like hell for a few seconds and then started throwing sparks and smoke. I thought it was going to try again to burn the house down.
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 07:59 PM (Tnijr)
I'll be interested to see just what the fuck was going on at Colonial. They have no clue when they'll get it back online. I wonder if they were busy with diversity and critical race theory and shit like that when this hit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 11, 2021 07:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Roy
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The arrival of a Gilbert Chemistry set, which included the recipe for gunpowder, was a dark, dark day for the toy soldiers in the neighborhood.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2021 07:56 PM (ELgVT)
I had two. The second was more advanced and I accidentally filled the basement with chlorine gas. Luckily it was summer and open windows solved the problem. Hint: Don't ever say "Warning - don't add bleach" in the instructions. But, I was able to re-enact some WWI trench battles with that recipe.
Posted by: Roy at May 11, 2021 08:00 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 07:56 PM (UUBmN)
I've been wondering about those. I know someone who got one for a wedding present too, and it's maybe the same age. I wonder how their other stuff is (fans and such).
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:00 PM (t+qrx)
https://twitter.com/lynnmabe1/
status/1392248933750038532?s=21
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:00 PM (YynYJ)
We use a Shark Rocket Duo. Belt is not exposed. We like it.
There is a roller with comb to catch fur. It's gets a goodly bit. Some gets on the brush bristles. Some gets to the canister.
The belt is enclosed and drives a spline that marries up with the brush. No burned a belt in several years of use.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 08:00 PM (8C7+r)
I'm just saying that I've never looked at a ball vacuum and thought, "gosh, it's nice, I guess, but it really needs to be bigger".
Posted by: hogmartin
Just make sure to avoid a mismatch between the size of the ball and the ball sacks.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 08:01 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 07:45 PM (t+qrx)
That happened with my first one, a refurbished one I bought from Woot. My new one has a a replaceable battery.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 07:48 PM (s9fsa)
For about the first 20 years of their existence, the battery was designed to die about 2-3 weeks after the warranty expired. We went through 3 of the things, and the battery always crapped out. I think Roomba would still be screwing people with the unreplaceable batteries, if it weren't for cheaper competition coming out with replaceable batteries. And to be fair, battery technology has improved a shitload in the last few years. I have some competitive brand (the new ones actually vacuum) and it's going on 2 years now, which is a record.
I've told my Roomba/puppy story here before. Short version: New house, new puppies, new roomba, virgin carpet, 4 1/2" white moulding baseboards, SURPRISE!
Roomba: [kill me... please, kill me...]
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 08:01 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 08:01 PM (pNxlR)
The vacuum I have right now says "bagless" right on it.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 11, 2021 07:58 PM
It's so weird- I was one of only two or three cars at the station where I filled up in Wilmington Sunday evening, but it's pandemonium in Raleigh.
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 11, 2021 08:02 PM (qe5CM)
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But the politicians who shut everything down and required work-from-home plans are fine.
Also the guy who hooked up the whole thing to the internet so the work-from-home scheme would be easier.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 08:02 PM (yK9py)
https://is.gd/eQdeK0
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I think the police attitude is that it is SEP about catching the tiger. There are no police training courses in tiger restraint.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 11, 2021 08:02 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 08:03 PM (lmikk)
Gas demand here in the SE is up 40%. Panic and hoarding. Idiots are bringing in cans, even tanks on trailers to try to fill.
Some idiot will set himself on fire and cause some collateral damage before this is over.
NC seems to be hardest hit. Statewide, nearly 10% of stations are out. We in SC are the least hit, with a little over 4% out. Local areas all over are much worse though. 20% of Atlanta stations are out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 11, 2021 07:58 PM (Mzdiz)
I wonder how many know about the need for fuel stabilizers if you're not buying marine gasoline.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 08:03 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 08:03 PM (1ENjc)
https://tinyl.io/45Jz
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 08:03 PM (8C7+r)
I was wondering that too. Gas isn't toilet paper.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 08:04 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 08:04 PM (arJlL)
I'll admit, my first reaction is absofuckinglutely not. I am tired of all this black bag shit. Arrest, try and maybe execute them or not, but enough of this: let's give the government the power to eliminate the people it finds inconvenient without trial or process.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 08:04 PM (lmikk)
https://www.wric.com/ news/politics/capitol-connection/virginia-gop-lieutenant- governors-race-results-sears-jumps-to-early- lead-over-davis-hugo-for-lg-nomination/
Posted by: Nova local at May 11, 2021 08:05 PM (b1h2x)
The vacuum I have right now says "bagless" right on it.
Posted by: hogmartin
Ah, the Eunuch series, then.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 08:05 PM (pNxlR)
The shelf life of ethanolated gasoline is about 90 days tops. Shit pulls in moisture out of the air until it reaches a critical fraction, then the ethanol-water mixture starts settling out.
I learned that the hard way. Before ethanol, we could leave gas in trucks and other equipment over a year without a problem.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 11, 2021 08:06 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 08:06 PM (wparq)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2021 08:06 PM (2goRJ)
https://is.gd/6u1p2j
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 08:03 PM (1ENjc)
Also alive.
Posted by: Catherine at May 11, 2021 08:06 PM (41zFX)
https://tinyl.io/45Jz
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:04 PM (t+qrx)
Right, like you didn't watch that video because of the chick in the yellow shorts. Mmm hmm.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 08:06 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 07:56 PM (UUBmN)
I've been wondering about those. I know someone who got one for a wedding present too, and it's maybe the same age. I wonder how their other stuff is (fans and such).
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:00 PM (t+qrx)
I've owned several Dysons ever since they were introduced. 1 was a dog (the ball vac) the others serviceable. Pros: Company support - they just send out the part no matter the age. Cons: Pretty much garbage. Crap always breaking and falling off. After my big D, I had a Dyson Animal that was not doing so well. I bought a very inexpensive Shark (I'd bought one for my mom who also had 2 Dysons), it does circles around the Dyson. A few things aren't quite as ergonomic (the empty tab for bucket is on bottom instead of top like Dyson) but otherwise quieter, more suction, lighter, easier to use. YMMV.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 08:06 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2021 08:06 PM (H5knJ)
The election was a fucking historic landslide. I mean historic in context but it was a landslide. They tell us 30% of Democrats think Trump won? That's who voted for him. Landslide. We are slaves.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2021 08:07 PM (uEbPt)
state of emergency in the state to address gasoline supply disruptions
throughout the Commonwealth.
That sounds like insurrectionist talk. Psaki said the gasoline supply was fine.
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Did Psaki say that before or after her "we'll get back around to you on that" catchphrase.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 11, 2021 08:07 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 08:07 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 08:07 PM (MVjcR)
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Yeah, it doesn't really inspire confidence when the feds say there is no gas shortage, people interviewed in the industry say it won't be a problem, probably 5-6 days, and then the pipeline company says "we have no idea, but we have a plan on how to develop a strategy to potentially consider a possible way to begin to eventually take the first stage of many in our long-term goal of eventually hopefully beginning to start the process of supplying gasoline again."
See #152
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 08:07 PM (yK9py)
And by "we," I mean Mr. April, because he does most of the vacuuming. It's nice to have a househusband.
Posted by: April at May 11, 2021 08:07 PM (OX9vb)
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Lol, Ben, that's all I've used since 1986 when I bought this place. Suck the nails out of a floor and the water out of your basement if you need it. I recently bought a Shark and it doesn't compare.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: exdem13 at May 11, 2021 08:02 PM (W+kMI)
Step one: attach Claymore mine to chest. Be sure to observe the "this side toward enemy" instruction.
Step two: lie on the ground on your back, make noise like crippled goat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (SzOU0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 07:57 PM (63Dwl)
Good ol' Ralph...following in the wake of lesser folk, always.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (nWxPx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 11, 2021 08:06 PM (Mzdiz)
Yes, there's videos on YT showing the damage this crap does to your car/motorcycle/ATV/mowers etc. Fuck corn subsidies. Total bullshit.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2021 08:09 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 08:09 PM (arJlL)
Newt needs to STFD and STFU. He's old news.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 08:09 PM (2JVJo)
We bought a Shark. Good unit. I read the permissions you give it to notify you on your cell phone. You would NOT BELIEVE what you allow it to do. Turn on any camera and/or mic on any item on your wifi system; access any files; write or overwrite any files, etc ad nauseum.
We removed the programs from the cell phones and the laptops. If we need to reprogram it, we'll download, then blow it out.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at May 11, 2021 08:10 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 08:10 PM (ONvIw)
*Stops wiping ass with unleaded plus*
Wut?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I thought you used rabbits for that.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 08:10 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (5HBd1)
Here, you'd call the county hazardous waste dropoff, they're open two days a week. I actually need to take some over soonish.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:10 PM (t+qrx)
*Stops wiping ass with unleaded plus*
Wut?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2021 08:06 PM (H5knJ)
You'll probably need some cream, dude. Also, don't light a match.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 08:11 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (5HBd1)
If it still smells OK, just put it in your truck's tank. If it smells nasty, use it as weed killer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 08:11 PM (SzOU0)
Around here, many stations have started carrying non-ethanol gas, price is usually a bit more than premium, though. I get that for all my small engines. And just this afternoon, I discovered my little gallon jug of gas-oil mix for the weed eater and chain saws is about empty. I don't think I've got a gallon left of the non-ethanol.
I suspect I'll be shit of luck trying to get some.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 11, 2021 08:12 PM (Mzdiz)
I ended up buying a new carb to get my pressure washer working. Guy I bought it from left ethanol gas in it over the winter and it gummed up the jets.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 11, 2021 08:12 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (5HBd1)
Storm drain.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 08:12 PM (JVUo0)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 08:12 PM (MVjcR)
I'll admit, my first reaction is absofuckinglutely not. I am tired of all this black bag shit. Arrest, try and maybe execute them or not, but enough of this: let's give the government the power to eliminate the people it finds inconvenient without trial or process.
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My first reaction is to agree with Newt, since that is exactly how all the baddies in my Cyberpunk games deal with deckers/netrunners who screw around with their systems. Track the oh-so-smart super-hackers down, and then have half a dozen cyborg soldiers kick the door in and shoot everything that moves, and a number of things that don't move. My only concern is that the Harris administration is trying to think of a way to blame the gas shortage on all us Terrible Trumpistas, and then kick in the doors. sadly that seems more likely than violating Russian or Dirkadirkastan national territory to give a lesson on not messing around with Jim.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 11, 2021 08:12 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: exdem13 at May 11, 2021 08:02 PM (W+kMI)
Step one: attach Claymore mine to chest. Be sure to observe the "this side toward enemy" instruction.
Step two: lie on the ground on your back, make noise like crippled goat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (SzOU0
Thank heavens. I thought you were gonna say 'Here Kitty Kitty!'
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 08:13 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Asl molotov
Posted by: Jean at May 11, 2021 08:13 PM (8hyH+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 11, 2021 08:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:14 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 08:14 PM (rIgyF)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (5HBd1)
Bonfire!
Posted by: April at May 11, 2021 08:16 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 08:16 PM (4fSQf)
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Amen, won't hurt a thing.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 08:16 PM (+ya+t)
"I have played over the music of that scoundrel Brahms," Tschaikovsky once wrote. "What a giftless bastard! It annoys me that this self-inflated mediocrity is hailed as a genius."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 08:17 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (5HBd1)
If it still smells OK, just put it in your truck's tank. If it smells nasty, use it as weed killer.
This.
Though if it smells okay, I usually give it four or five more good sniffs just to be safe.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 08:17 PM (YA914)
WASTF!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 11, 2021 08:13 PM (hOUT3)
So, I mentioned I suck at tech...I also suck at internet lingo shorthand the cool kids use
!Posted by: Nova local at May 11, 2021 08:17 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 08:18 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (5HBd1)
Slap hot iron to it. Okay, maybe not. I use gas to kill fire ant mounds. Less than a pint per mound. It suffocates the little bastards in their lairs. Dead within minutes. Don't do this if the mound is near a structure.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 11, 2021 08:18 PM (F0YaR)
Dilute enough to not be a thing.
Every year, run your lawnmower/snow thrower/cultivator dry before storage.
We use premium non-ethanol in ANY engine that isn't a newer vehicle. All mixed gas items, but also pony motors, tractors, lawnmowers, etc..
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at May 11, 2021 08:18 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (5HBd1)
I put old gas in the same 5 gallon bucket with my used motor earl and take it all to the landscaping shop that uses a waste earl furnace. Thins out the old earl.
Posted by: clutch at May 11, 2021 08:18 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:08 PM (5HBd1)
1. Get a styrofoam cooler
2. ???
3. 'Donate' to Antifa
4. Profit!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 08:20 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 08:17 PM (2JVJo)
Well there's your problem right there, they should be playing the 2nd. Happens all the time.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2021 08:21 PM (K+5oo)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:14 PM (5HBd1)
Yes, right after taco Tuesday.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 08:22 PM (rIgyF)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2021 08:22 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 08:22 PM (MVjcR)
I don't know what the official shelf-life for the good ol' non-ethanol gas is, but as I mentioned it would last well over a year and be just fine in trucks and larger tanks.
Now, in small engines with small tanks, it seemed a little bit would go bad faster. Before ethanol, generally, I'd smell inside the tank, and if smelled bad I'd pour it out and put new in and it would crank and run fine. If there was just a little bit left in, topping it off with good gas would do fine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 11, 2021 08:22 PM (Mzdiz)
is usually a bit more than premium, though. I get that for all my small
engines. And just this afternoon, I discovered my little gallon jug of
gas-oil mix for the weed eater and chain saws is about empty. I don't
think I've got a gallon left of the non-ethanol.
I suspect I'll be shit of luck trying to get some.
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I buy quart cans for my little tiller, chain saw and all small engines. They sell 50-1 too. Lasts me all year.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 08:22 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 08:23 PM (1ENjc)
Tiger was, at least in those video frames, a big softie. Now, if he gets HUNGRY, that might change. But he is for now, very much accustomed to human company. The accused murderer says it's not his cat, and it seems that he left it with it's true owner. Where and whom, our accused murderer has not said. This condition could be cured with the correct application of a ball-peen hammer, concrete floor and unshod feet. Thatisall.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 08:23 PM (QzJWU)
1. Pour old gas over brunch pile in backyard.
2. Go up to balcony and shoot flaming arrow into it.
3. Make sure kids aren't too close.
Wait, might wanna do step 3 first.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 08:23 PM (kTF2Z)
The standard joke is that they run better on varnish than premium. I swear, this setting engine reeked of varnish when I turned it over with a wrench. Made sure it was loose, and the darned thing hit first crank.
No wonder they're out of business.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at May 11, 2021 08:23 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 08:23 PM (rIgyF)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
So, I mentioned I suck at tech...I also suck at internet lingo shorthand the cool kids use!
Posted by: Nova local
We Are So Totally Fine.
Except the opposite of that.
Posted by: mikeski at May 11, 2021 08:24 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:10 PM (t+qrx)
Haz waste in my county said they will not take gas or oil at all. Also no paint. They said for gas, oil, gas oil mix, leave it out in a pan to evaporate. That was their honest advice. It's even on their website. For paint open the lid, let dry, and throw it in the trash. I'm sure that wouldn't work for lead-based but I don't think they make those anymore.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 08:24 PM (tRyhU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:24 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 08:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Or cured with a very hungry cat.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 08:25 PM (rIgyF)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:26 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 08:26 PM (0OP+5)
"While this situation remains fluid and continues to evolve, the Colonial operations team is executing a plan that involves an incremental process that will facilitate a return to service in a phased approach."
_________
We're looking for the guy we fired who knows Cobol.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 08:26 PM (mht8P)
That might work until your other neighbors form a vigilante group and crucify your ass next to the public road, alongside a "Looters Beware" sign spray-painted onto a sheet of plywood.
The Law of the Jungle works both ways, mang.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 08:26 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 08:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 08:22 PM (MVjcR)
**
Yeah, it seems like windmills would be able to move it the 1400 miles or whatever. And if you'd wire in some turbines in the pipe every mile or so it would continue to generate energy the whole way down the line from that initial wind investment.
It's Scince.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 08:28 PM (yK9py)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 08:26 PM (mht8P)
They were not kidding about the "lurn to kode" thing, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 11, 2021 08:29 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:29 PM (jvt6t)
We Are So Totally Fine.
Except the opposite of that.
Posted by: mikeski at May 11, 2021 08:24 PM (P1f+c)
Got it. As for the nominee, in VA, LT Gov doesn't do anything...but being able to say it's the 1st woman and the 1st black woman that can win...and being able to rub Herring's nose in his blackface...well, I can't say this might not have been a double strategic vote - 1, to make liberal white women at least hesitate a little to vote their normal ticket and 2, to stick it to the state party.
She is also a former marine, small business owner, and pro-life, and only 2 years as politician (where she was again a few 1sts), so it might not be the best for us...but live withable if she helps any of the ticket win.
I mean, do you wanna attack the 1st black immigrant woman who served in the house in THIS campaign year?
Posted by: Nova local at May 11, 2021 08:29 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 08:24 PM (tRyhU)
Here, they take gas and paint, but the paint has to be dried (they say to mix it with kitty litter and spread it out or something like that). They won't take oil, but the auto parts shops do.
I don't know what they'll do with contaminated oil, of which I have some, and which the auto parts places won't touch. I'm also not a chemistryologist or anything, but I'm pretty sure oil doesn't just evaporate, so not sure why they'd say to let it evaporate.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:29 PM (t+qrx)
I ask because the prices are about a nickel cheaper at U Pumpit.
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 08:30 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:30 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:31 PM (5HBd1)
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Ha. I'm guessing they mean pour it on the parking lot, because it takes a long time for a pan of gas to evaporate. Nothing quite like having an open pan of gasoline evaporating safely near your vehicles.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 08:31 PM (yK9py)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 08:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:32 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 08:32 PM (yK9py)
Posted by: The Media at May 11, 2021 08:33 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: f'd at May 11, 2021 08:33 PM (Tnijr)
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Ha. I'm guessing they mean pour it on the parking lot, because it takes a long time for a pan of gas to evaporate. Nothing quite like having an open pan of gasoline evaporating safely near your vehicles.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 08:31 PM (yK9py)
Darwin Award Potential there...
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:33 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 08:33 PM (mht8P)
Even without spreading it out.
Get the clumpy stuff.
Drop in and stir with a disposable stick.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 11, 2021 08:33 PM (S7VTO)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:33 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:34 PM (0KKyI)
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That might work until your other neighbors form a vigilante group and crucify your ass next to the public road, alongside a "Looters Beware" sign spray-painted onto a sheet of plywood.
The Law of the Jungle works both ways, mang.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 08:26 PM (JZT2F)
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Around here one has the responsibility to defend one's neighbor.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 08:34 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:34 PM (t+qrx)
Very common, and no, there's usually no difference.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 08:34 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (jvt6t)
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - Gov. Eric Holcomb has vetoed a bill that would require additional labeling for Indiana gas pumps that distribute E15, a fuel blend that contains up to 15% ethanol in gasoline.
GOP state Sen. Mark Messmer, who authored the bill, did not immediately comment on the veto. He previously said the measure is intended to protect Hoosiers from putting the wrong fuel in their vehicles.
Ethanol creators from nearly a dozen Indiana ethanol plants disagreed, lobbying the governor to veto the bill in a letter sent to his office earlier this month. They argued that the proposal would confuse consumers and "destroy demand for E15 and Indiana corn."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (63Dwl)
Notsothoreau - look forward
Steven Wright-"I bought some used paint. It was already in the shape of a house."
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 08:31 PM (5HBd1)
Do they check it, though?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (t+qrx)
Unfortunately some idiot forgot to bring the hex key, so I will have to wait until Saturday to see whether it runs without problems.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (Q9lwr)
The former Marine was a plus, although I no longer trust military service as a qualifier for office (J F'n Kerrycured that). The pro-life is a plus though! And we could sure do worse!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 11, 2021 08:36 PM (hOUT3)
The Law of the Jungle works both ways, mang.
Posted by: R
Which is why things going bad here are going to be not so much civil war 1 as serbia 1990s.
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 08:36 PM (cPlMq)
Huh. I must've missed that one.
Thank God.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 08:36 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (jvt6t)
I think less of Instapundit because of him ( and a couple of others there).
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:36 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:34 PM (t+qrx)
Most airports of relatively small size are unguarded at night. It makes My LeMans run very well.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:36 PM (jvt6t)
https://is.gd/6u1p2j
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 08:03 PM (1ENjc)
The majority were the same in 2016. He increased it by 2.5% and lost white men and non college educated whites.
Dude, I don't think this is the W that you think it is, unless the goal is to completely alienate white men and non college educated whites from the system and country.
Anyway, until every state is independently and transparently audited, elections are not only rigged but fake and ghey.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2021 08:36 PM (pZh4s)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 08:31 PM (yK9py)
It all sounded like a stupid idea. I sold my home to move into an apartment and didn't need the can of gas for lawn mowing. I wasn't going to just leave gas out to evaporate so I gave it away to someone instead.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 08:37 PM (tRyhU)
416 Kudlow says that if they can't get the pipeline working by Friday, all hell is gonna break loose.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 08:31 PM (kTF2Z)
If the hackers got the backups, colonial is effed. They have to not only find and seal the breach and the hacker's code, they have to rebuild the entire system from scratch. That's not something that is going to happen quickly.
Best case is if you have some very old archives that aren't infected you can start from.
As I stated this morning, if they didn't have an air gapped backup solution with code scanning and re-hydration signals, the CIO is screwed.
It's unthinkable but you'd be shocked just how many high profile organizations refuse to spend money to protect themselves. Hospitals, oil companies, financial institutions.
It's absolutely criminal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 08:37 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (MVjcR)
You are disgusting. Thin Mints are vile. Chocolate Chip Cookies on the other hand are god's gift to man.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2021 08:37 PM (Q9lwr)
Ed Fucking Driscoll. A Never Trumper par excellance, is now complaining about this junta he voted and advocated for.
_________
He's always white knighting for Treacher, the special-needs kid of PJ Media.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 08:37 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:37 PM (mZUr4)
I ask because the prices are about a nickel cheaper at U Pumpit.
Posted by: E
There is the gas then there are the additives.
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 08:38 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The entire Biden administration is hacks.
Posted by: Aviator at May 11, 2021 08:38 PM (HQ9Sl)
Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2021 08:38 PM (E0OEG)
DHS didn't get orders from the Trump WH to disrupt the free flow of oil so that Memorial Day weekend would be ruined for half the country.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 11, 2021 08:38 PM (OPD+s)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (Q9lwr)
Make sure the idiot puts it in his go bag next time.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:38 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 08:36 PM (cPlMq)
Well, then I am all set. My .308 and I got along very well today.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2021 08:39 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 08:39 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 08:40 PM (ofYez)
Well, since the pipeline was intentionally brought down for no good reason, if the masterminds want it to stay down it's going to stay down, if they want it up it'll be brought back online.
The Deep State has assumed control.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2021 08:40 PM (E0ukh)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 08:40 PM (cPlMq)
Because this is obviously such an awesome time to do that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 08:40 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 11, 2021 08:40 PM (S7VTO)
So what you are saying is that there is no staging or pre-production environment for developing/testing code prior to deployment.
Developers just jam code straight to production w/o any QA testing.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 11, 2021 08:40 PM (OPD+s)
Maybe Joe can ban fracking for Memorial Day.
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 08:41 PM (1fg6a)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 08:37 PM (4fSQf)
One of several reasons I don't work for the power company any more.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:41 PM (t+qrx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko0fKuy8z2U
Jay, of course, is thoroughly indifferent to ST.
It's embarrassing how many of these I know.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 08:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
In my experience, Mormons tend to be rather heavily-armed, as a group. Don't let those happy smiles fool you.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 08:42 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 08:42 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Charli
nice to know
now you just have to fight your way out of jersey
maybe swign by and save jj as you transit cumotopia
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 08:42 PM (cPlMq)
You are disgusting. Thin Mints are vile. Chocolate Chip Cookies on the other hand are god's gift to man.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2021 08:37 PM (Q9lwr)
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Found an old Pop Tart!
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 08:43 PM (MVjcR)
Mormons - Decidedly Not
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:43 PM (0KKyI)
The Deep State has assumed control.
Once they dropped the "Russian" shibboleth into the narrative, those of us who can recognize the words instantly knew that "Russian" means "Deep State".
This is a DHS Operation. DHS has offices in the main control centers because of the national security implications. I cannot believe that access to a critical system can be accomplished without 2FA VPN.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 11, 2021 08:43 PM (OPD+s)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 08:40 PM (JZT2F)
WTF, seriously? Why?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 08:43 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 11, 2021 08:43 PM (S7VTO)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (MVjcR)
You are disgusting. Thin Mints are vile. Chocolate Chip Cookies on the other hand are god's gift to man.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2021 08:37 PM (Q9lwr)
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I'm envisioning an old western town with Weasel on one end of the street holding a Colt revolver, CBD on the other end with a sous vide.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 08:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 08:44 PM (ONvIw)
Shocking what's happened to you guys. Let us know if you need the passwords.
Posted by: DOMINION Industrial Controls at May 11, 2021 08:44 PM (n/x6m)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 08:43 PM (MVjcR)
They last longer than MRE's or Twinkies......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:44 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 08:40 PM (JZT2F)
WTF, seriously? Why?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 08:43 PM (s9fsa)
It gives her a tingle in her no-no place?
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:44 PM (0KKyI)
It's unthinkable but you'd be shocked just how many high profile organizations refuse to spend money to protect themselves. Hospitals, oil companies, financial institutions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 08:37 PM (4fSQf)
_________
Better return for shareholders if you shed unnecessary functions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 08:44 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 08:44 PM (cPlMq)
The new and 'improved' thin mints suck donkey balls.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist
Walmart has their own version.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 08:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 08:45 PM (MVjcR)
To save the fishies and birdies, of course.
No explanation of why it's suddenly important to save the fishies and birdies right now.
If one were in conspiracy mode, one might speculate that WitchMer and her cohorts are intentionally trying to crash the country.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 08:45 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2021 08:45 PM (0jZnq)
Because rent seeking fake demand for Indiana corn is far more important than voiding engine warrantees and destroying fuel lines.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 11, 2021 08:45 PM (OPD+s)
Posted by: Village Idiot's
in fairness, so do the girls scouts
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 08:45 PM (cPlMq)
SMFH
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2021 08:46 PM (pZh4s)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 11, 2021 08:46 PM (7KwMr)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 08:45 PM (MVjcR)
Comrade, you miss the valuable lesson being taught here...
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:46 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (jvt6t)
I'd say he stinks up Instapundit, but Stephen Green does a pretty good job all on his own.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 08:46 PM (2JVJo)
A structural crack has been identified on the Hernando de Soto 'M' bridge, indefinitely closing all lanes of Interstate 40 along the bridge, as well as halting boat traffic in the area on the Mississippi River.
https://tinyurl.com/44skhc49
Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 08:47 PM (wparq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 08:44 PM (kTF2Z)
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Whoa! Sous vide! Don't want no trouble, mister!
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 08:47 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 08:47 PM (mht8P)
So does Aldi's.
Both are better than the new Girl Scout crap.
And LOTS cheaper.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 11, 2021 08:47 PM (S7VTO)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:35 PM (jvt6t)
I'd say he stinks up Instapundit, but Stephen Green does a pretty good job all on his own.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 08:46 PM (2JVJo)
Aye...
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:47 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 11, 2021 08:47 PM (CAJOC)
I see your cat in a shark costume riding a Roomba, and raise you a cat in a shark costume riding a Roomba chasing a duck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 08:47 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by:
CBD would have a .308 but it would be in a holster
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 08:48 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 08:40 PM (JZT2F)
WTF, seriously? Why?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 08:43 PM (s9fsa)
It gives her a tingle in her no-no place?
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:44 PM (0KKyI)
And I keep predicting she is going to win re-election in a landslide.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 08:48 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 08:48 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:48 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 08:47 PM (wparq)
Infrastructure........fuck me running....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:48 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 11, 2021 08:48 PM (WQrYW)
No problem.
Still on the road.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 11, 2021 08:43 PM (S7VTO)
I thought so. Hope you don't run into gasoline shortages as you venture home.
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:48 PM (mZUr4)
While it's fine for many things, it's a good idea to avoid "Great Value" condoms.
Trust me on this.
Posted by: Guy What Has 17 Kids at May 11, 2021 08:49 PM (JZT2F)
Shocking.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 08:49 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: E
the additives go in at the statn, the are not in the truck
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 08:49 PM (cPlMq)
==
I want to see that...
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2021 08:50 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 11, 2021 08:40 PM (S7VTO)
They're a bit too much mint and not enough chocolate.
At one point I probably had a thousand boxes of cookies in my living room. They're all gone now. People were really jonesing for them because the councils all shut down most of the store/walmart tables. So we sold them door to door, my daughter pulling a wagon of boxes. People would stop their car in the street and get out to buy.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 08:50 PM (tRyhU)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:51 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 11, 2021 08:47 PM (CAJOC)
Speaking of, there is a restaurant near here that's trying to supplement their income by renting out VHS tapes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 08:51 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 08:51 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 11, 2021 08:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 08:43 PM
Because wHitler is worried about a non existent fuel leak occurring. The Left here has worried about that for about 15 years.
She must be confident in Dominion re-electing her next year. She is hated here in reality.
Posted by: clutch at May 11, 2021 08:51 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 08:52 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 11, 2021 08:47 PM (CAJOC)
Speaking of, there is a restaurant near here that's trying to supplement their income by renting out VHS tapes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 08:51 PM (s9fsa)
I will now market refurbished VHS players... progress!!!
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:52 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 08:52 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 08:52 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:52 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2021 08:53 PM (0jZnq)
Hmmmm. Inside job?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 08:49 PM (4fSQf)
Worst part:
We got rid of those mean tweets, but the country is still headed off the cliff!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 11, 2021 08:53 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Nova local at May 11, 2021 08:53 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 08:53 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2021 08:54 PM (wyw4S)
Butterfinger candy bars. They seriously effed up something that was dark near perfect
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:54 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 11, 2021 08:54 PM (ptqGC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 08:47 PM (iTXRQ)
Shit status: real.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:54 PM (t+qrx)
That's why I only take the 427 out on weekends....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:54 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at May 11, 2021 08:54 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:54 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: b
does everything have to be about sex with you?
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 08:54 PM (cPlMq)
Thanks, Dementia Joe!
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
Awwww- why does she get The New Normal already?
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 08:55 PM (SwCv8)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 11, 2021 08:55 PM (AL0d+)
Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2021 08:55 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: clutch at May 11, 2021 08:51 PM (9UmRs)
* reality not valid in northern Ingham county
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: b
either way
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 08:56 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 08:56 PM (mht8P)
So I'm out once again.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 11, 2021 08:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2021 08:56 PM (E0OEG)
Thanks, Dementia Joe!
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
I got an email from Parker's this afternoon saying they have a $50 limit on all gas purchases.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 08:57 PM (tRyhU)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 08:52 PM (0OP+5)
I kinda wish I had something worth running 100LL in.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 08:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:57 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 08:57 PM (ONvIw)
Well they've now shut down three pipelines, keystone xl, the colonial and Whitmar shutdown a pipeline between the US and Canada.
Not sure how a governor can shut down an international pipeline on their own authority but being as we are post-constitutional, post logic and post reason, she probably figures YOLO, I'm doing what my masters command.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2021 08:57 PM (E0ukh)
Posted by: chango lot at May 11, 2021 08:57 PM (g741k)
******
I'm pretty sure if you bury it in your back yard that in about a quarter million years it will turn back into a dinosaur. That would be cool!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:58 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at May 11, 2021 08:58 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:58 PM (0KKyI)
You may have encountered the term "bowser" for a mobile fuel tank (used to refill planes, military equipment, and the like).
This comes from Sylvanus Bowser, the guy who invented the first practical fuel-dispensing pump, originally used for kerosene lamp fuel.
Posted by: Guy What Has 17 Kids at May 11, 2021 08:59 PM (JZT2F)
He is now staying with them on the top floor of their factory and has a new buddy, a toothless old tom. They sent me a picture of them snoozing in the same cat bed. He looks much happier there.
I honestly didn't get a good look at "my" cat until he was in the cat crate. He is a gorgeous longhair cat. Oh well...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2021 09:00 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:57 PM (jvt6t)
Don't even joke like that. The mere thought of no more bourbon gives me heart palpitations!
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 08:58 PM (0KKyI)
Have you ever seen Texas rednecks in their F250's pissed off....this is what's gonna kick it off....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Oh no! I'm sorry, I didn't know. For all I knew he was still hiding behind the curtain.
Hopefully the next cat won't be such a prima dona. Or primo don.
Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (4fSQf)
Butterfinger candy bars. They seriously effed up something that was dark near perfect
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:54 PM (mZUr4)
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Once had Butterfinger-flavored milk. First couple swigs were delicious. After that, it was just too rich.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (rIgyF)
million years it will turn back into a dinosaur. That would be cool!
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Or coal and Superman could squeeze it into a diamond!
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 09:02 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (mZUr4)
Well, we're living in that crappy movie The End anyways....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 09:02 PM (jvt6t)
Trying not to be afraid of whatever the tests reveal. Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 11, 2021 09:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2021 09:05 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2021 09:08 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 08:31 PM (yK9py)
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Congress mandates we buy cans that allow no vapors to escape while our local Recyclers advocating gasoline evaporation. Our govt at work.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 09:33 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2021 09:08 PM (0jZnq)
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Dow has refineries in China?
Chevron wants to move to China instead of, oh, Louisiana?
F them both.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 09:36 PM (1ENjc)
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Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)