CNN Loses <i>Two Thirds</i> of Viewers Since January; Struggles to Even Attain 800,000 Viewers in Primetime

CNN Loses Two Thirds of Viewers Since January; Struggles to Even Attain 800,000 Viewers in Primetime

Also note that CNN's ratings are half of the #2 network's, MSNBC.

OrangeManBad is a hell of a drug.

Note, too, that while CNN used to crow that while its ratings were poor, it scored well "in the demo" of adults 25-54, its ratings in that demo are now catastrophically bad.

For example, at 8pm, Tucker Carlson has 347,000 viewers in the demo, while Anderson Cooper has merely 133,000. That's about 38% of Carlson's in the demo viewers.

Thirty eight percent!

Who's got the old audience now, CNN?

CNN needs a new war or another Four Hour Insurrection to survive. Let's see if they start agitating for just that.

Posted by: Ace at 02:06 PM

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Posted by: A dude in MI at May 11, 2021 01:06 PM (/6GbT)

2 Boo f'in who.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (qZdIZ)

3 Most votes ever, folks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

Posted by: ryan at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (Xh47/)

5 So, Anderson Cooper's awful ratings extended into Jeopardy, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

6 No Trump, no show. Oh, and the whole lying 24/7 doesn't help either.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (wAnMi)

7 Are people sitting in airports among the CNN viewers?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (cSyAR)

8 Ok, so we've been hearing about CNN's insolvency for quite some time. Why aren't they out of business now? Who is flushing their money away keeping this corpse warm?

Posted by: ryan at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (Xh47/)

9 Still way too many viewers.

Cut the cord.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (6Ljzq)

10 *insert Nelson Muntz laugh here*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 01:09 PM (HaL55)

11 Not much excitement for their covering for Joebama?

Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 01:09 PM (ONvIw)

12 Who's got the old audience now, CNN?
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Apparently, still CNN's competitors.

But none of this matters. The MSM has pulled off a neat trick. No one watches them, but they still set the narrative. Audience doesn't matter and neither does profitability. Since all outlets spew out the same talking points, the distribution doesn't really matter much.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:09 PM (Jsjd7)

13
CNN puts the wrong kinds of boobs on TV

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 01:09 PM (bTQ72)

14 All CNN's rating come from TV's left on in dentist's waiting rooms.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2021 01:10 PM (Y5qcH)

15 Given their terrible ratings why are CNN personalities making more than minimum wage?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 01:10 PM (cSyAR)

16 Not much excitement for their covering for Joebama?
Posted by: CN
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Whodathunk knob-slobbing would be a turnoff for the left.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:10 PM (6Ljzq)

17 I wonder if Carlson's popularity has something to do with him not inducing the urge to projectile vomit?

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:10 PM (0KKyI)

18 We need to do everything we can to get Trump to say pussy again. Even a mean Tweet would help. Sigh.

Posted by: Clown Nose Network at May 11, 2021 01:10 PM (TKmok)

19 "For example, at 8pm, Tucker Carlson has 347,000 viewers in the demo, while Anderson Cooper has merely 133,000."

But we hate Fox News now too, so ... hooray, I guess.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at May 11, 2021 01:10 PM (qpX6U)

20 it's not that their ratings are going down, it's that their appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 11, 2021 01:10 PM (v3pYe)

21 XiNN is propped up by people who pay cable bills. You might not watch XiNN but you're payin' for it

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 11, 2021 01:10 PM (hoXtz)

22 11 Not much excitement for their covering for Joebama?
Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 01:09 PM (ONvIw)

Watching another dude get sloppy blowjobs from the likes of Brian Stelter is not great ratings, surprisingly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:10 PM (lmikk)

23 So, Anderson Cooper's awful ratings extended into Jeopardy, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

Was Vanderbilt Poofter worse than Wolf Blitzer?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:10 PM (y7DUB)

24 Let's finally give them something to hysterically report on. Texas dude is leading the way.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (e7vCJ)

25 Any more viewers than Brian Stelter's "top" and their combined cats is still way too much.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (Enc9Y)

26 Dang, wonder what those numbers would be if there were no airport tvs set to CNN?

PUPPET SHOW
CNN primetime lineup

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (bDqIh)

27 I'm not sure how even 3 million viewers a night keeps a media company in business. But then again most of it is just people talking to each other.

But somebody paying for advertising must ask what is the return on investment, right?

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (eMEkg)

28 FNC did a big revamp and it is sooo much better.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (NpAcC)

29 I notice Maddow is trouncing Hannity... the only outlier...

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (0KKyI)

30 Are people sitting in airports among the CNN viewers?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (cSyAR)

CNN did away with that part of their offerings - there's no longer a "captive audience" studio, so all the contracts ended. If you're at an airport/lobby and CNN is on, it's the regular news channel and the choice of whoever is responsible for the content. I've seen everything from cooking shows to OAN and fox popping up, which really is quite a relief.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (wAnMi)

31 I guess the main question is why? Are their dummy viewers just tuning out because, now that President Mean Tweet is gone, the goal is accomplished and they moved on to other things? I'd like to think it's because they're a lying, sh*t network. But MSDNC is still pulling them in, albeit not like Fox.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (O+I8R)

32 You know, if CNN just went "neutral" literally straight up and down the line, they would probably beat the crap out of every network.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (E0ukh)

33 Doesn't matter. Their revenue comes from basic subscriptions. They get paid if NOBODY watches.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (r1z5A)

34 CNN could replace Tater with a random glue sniffer and no one would notice.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 01:12 PM (cSyAR)

35 7 Are people sitting in airports among the CNN viewers?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (cSyAR)

Not anymore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:12 PM (jvEEu)

36 All CNN's rating come from TV's left on in dentist's waiting rooms.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Not mine.

Then again, the waiting room hasn't been open in months (wait in your car).

I always ask them to turn off the TV in the office.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:12 PM (6Ljzq)

37 I don't even stop by for giggles anymore

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2021 01:12 PM (Cxk7w)

38 Are any comps available?

I'm not saying CNN isn't hemorrhaging viewers, I just wonder how viewership cycles relative to Presidential elections*.

*The term 'election' typically refers to the process in the which citizens select representatives or government officials.

Some scholars suggest that 2020 was a 'vote reporting' and not an 'election' in the traditional sense

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 01:12 PM (uSj2T)

39 Doesn't matter. Their revenue comes from basic subscriptions. They get paid if NOBODY watches.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (r1z5A)
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Yup. And if you want to know why we don't have - and will never have in any traditional system - "a la carte" cable pricing, you now have your answer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (Jsjd7)

40 I love the irony of CNN going balls to the wall to get rid of Trump, only to discover that its Trump hatred was the only thing that was getting CNN viewers.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (k4dH2)

41 CNN is going to shake things up and put Anderson Cooper topside on 'Tater'.

Posted by: Tyler Mason at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (DS/kF)

42 But...but...

Jake Tapper! Everyone loves Jake Tapper. He scolds better than anyone.

Posted by: jwest at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (/BlEx)

43 Also note that CNN's ratings are half of the #2 network's, MSNBC.
.........

So lesbians are more popular than gay men?

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

44 I notice Maddow is trouncing Hannity... the only outlier...
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (0KKyI)

Keep shilling for the integrity of the 99.9% of the FIB, Sean; ratings gold!

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (y7DUB)

45 My Doctor's waiting room teevee is on the History Channel... kind of refreshing...

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (0KKyI)

46 PUPPET SHOW
CNN primetime lineup
Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (bDqIh)

Sheepdog trials.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:14 PM (jvEEu)

47 Ratings are based on structural racism, so it is better we don't get them. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan, CNN executive. Swearsies. at May 11, 2021 01:14 PM (Ojki1)

48 I love the irony of CNN going balls to the wall to get rid of Trump, only to discover that its Trump hatred was the only thing that was getting CNN viewers.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (k4dH2)
++++
I am pretty sure I called it.

Posted by: Donald J. Trump, Legitimate President at May 11, 2021 01:14 PM (Jsjd7)

49 How many CNN staffers are assigned to hate-watch FOX News shows for clips that Stelter and others can run?

*Seen on twitter: a lot of people saying they don't watch Tucker's show, but they keep up with it via the clips the Tucker-haters at CNN and other outlets compile. They are providing a *service* to Tucker by getting his greatest hits distributed out on social media, LOLGF.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2021 01:14 PM (bDqIh)

50 All for CNN's collapse, but 1) probably not going to happen, these are not real companies obeying real market rules any longer 2) CNN's disappearance would probably have zero effect on anything.

There is no "news" media left, not really. I guess they still report high temperature, and sportsball scores, and local creeks overflowing and the like.

But anything resembling good info or news on any big topic or godforbid anything relating to public policy or politix? I don't think so. Only here and there.

Anyway, glad to hear it, but ....

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2021 01:14 PM (OTzUX)

51 I remember when I hated CNN but they were the least bad option for natural disaster coverage. Hurricane, tidal wave etc while Fox would overhype and the alphabets were clueless. I suspect their coverage of natural disasters has also suffered since they went all in on OMB. I haven't looked at TV coverage of such things in ages.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at May 11, 2021 01:14 PM (Aashi)

52 FNC did a big revamp and it is sooo much better.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (NpAcC)
........

Dana Perino's voice in the morning is like an icepick in my ears.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2021 01:15 PM (v0R5T)

53 45 My Doctor's waiting room teevee is on the History Channel... kind of refreshing...
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (0KKyI)

Sad that people can't entertain themselves for ten minutes without a screen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:15 PM (jvEEu)

54 37 I don't even stop by for giggles anymore
Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2021 01:12 PM (Cxk7w)

You've lost that lovin' feeling,
wo-oh that loving feeling...

Posted by: Righteous Bros at May 11, 2021 01:15 PM (lmikk)

55 PUPPET SHOW

CNN primetime lineup

Meh. Kukla, Fran and Ollie were way better. I bet if they started running old episodes of that show, their ratings would improve. Not that I really want that to happen...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 01:15 PM (HaL55)

56 Look if I want to keep up to date on the official lies of the day I can just go to any "news" website. All you need to see are the article titles anyway...usually something like
ORANGEMAN REALLY BAD
COVID KILLED EVERYONE, blacks and trannies hardest hit

Russia hacked my vital bodily fluids

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:15 PM (DpkTQ)

57 Maybe if CNN put a camera on the pipe line, that could help.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 01:15 PM (o89XP)

58 FNC did a big revamp and it is sooo much better.
Posted by: redridinghood
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That's nice.

Pity I don't watch TV.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:16 PM (6Ljzq)

59 Sean Claude Van Damme is getting trounced.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 01:16 PM (Cz/WQ)

60 The History Channel puts a lot of worthless crap on and precious little actual history. I never watch them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 11, 2021 01:16 PM (o2MD2)

61 45 My Doctor's waiting room teevee is on the History Channel... kind of refreshing...
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (0KKyI)

So, Ice Road Truckers then?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:16 PM (lmikk)

62 As an official organ of the State, CNN will remain no matter the ratings... the efforts at improving them will be the governments'.... to get OUR minds right..

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:16 PM (0KKyI)

63 Are the MSM included in the infrastructure bill?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 01:16 PM (cSyAR)

64 probably not going to happen, these are not real companies obeying real market rules any longer
Bezos and Slim get FAR more money out of controlling the news cycle then they could ever make running a news org to merely cover the news.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:16 PM (DpkTQ)

65 My Doctor's waiting room teevee is on the History Channel... kind of refreshing...
Posted by: kraken
..

They keep all the TV's tuned to HGTV at the hospital professional building offices..

Nobody wants to see the crap on cable news.. Which, I believe explains lots of the numbers above.. With Trump gone, they simply cannot keep the outrage meter pinned to max any longer.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 11, 2021 01:16 PM (CjFDo)

66 Sad that people can't entertain themselves for ten minutes without a screen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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And people look at you weird when you read an actual book.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:16 PM (6Ljzq)

67 "The History Channel puts a lot of worthless crap on and precious little actual history"

Yup.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at May 11, 2021 01:17 PM (qpX6U)

68 What's a CNN?? I get my daily news from a guy named Sefton!

Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 01:17 PM (mZUr4)

69 If anyone knows what's going on at the DHL hub in Cincinnati, let me in on it.

Posted by: jwest at May 11, 2021 01:18 PM (/BlEx)

70 Rhomboid. But sadly even weather coverage is so slanted to pushing "climate disruption, we're all going to die unless we ban non electric SUVs" that one simply cannot trust anything from a news station.

I suppose there are probably some local stations in sane cities, located in sane states, where the local coverage has a fair percentage of facts but my dad listens to hours of local news out of the Denver stations and its pretty much all BS.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at May 11, 2021 01:18 PM (Aashi)

71 53 45 My Doctor's waiting room teevee is on the History Channel... kind of refreshing...
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (0KKyI)

Sad that people can't entertain themselves for ten minutes without a screen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:15 PM (jvEEu)

Now this is true... but I notice everyone, nearly, is on their phones, doing whatever... the teevee is just background noise..

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:18 PM (0KKyI)

72 And people look at you weird when you read an actual book.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:16 PM (6Ljzq)

I guess thats fair, I'm always looking weird at them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2021 01:18 PM (Y5qcH)

73 Maybe if CNN put a camera on the pipe line, that could help.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 01:15 PM (o89XP)
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There is precedent for this. Our wall-to-wall, on-site, on-pipe coverage of the BP Macando well blowout in the Gulf was instrumental in that oil spill's record-setting resolution time.

We want to do the same for domestic fuel distribution, but the company involved is unwilling to allow us access to the premises so our cameras can broadcast images that will condition the minds of our viewers and spontaneously form crowdsourced solutions.

Posted by: CNN: We get causality at May 11, 2021 01:18 PM (Jsjd7)

74 Fox STOLE our viewers and Joe Biden's going to make Fox give them back!

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at May 11, 2021 01:18 PM (cI7Oj)

75 What's a CNN?? I get my daily news from a guy named Sefton!
Posted by: Doof
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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:18 PM (6Ljzq)

76 Tucker Carlson has 347,000 viewers in the demo, while Anderson Cooper has merely 133,000. That's about 38% of Carlson's in the demo viewers.

Thirty eight percent!

Can't cuck The Tuck.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 11, 2021 01:19 PM (jOcSX)

77 "The History Channel puts a lot of worthless crap on and precious little actual history"

Yup.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at May 11, 2021 01:17 PM (qpX6U)
---
Totally Weird

Posted by: Arts and Entertainment at May 11, 2021 01:19 PM (cI7Oj)

78 My Doctor's waiting room teevee is on the History Channel... kind of refreshing...
Posted by: kraken
..

They keep all the TV's tuned to HGTV at the hospital professional building offices..

Nobody wants to see the crap on cable news.. Which, I believe explains lots of the numbers above.. With Trump gone, they simply cannot keep the outrage meter pinned to max any longer.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

I had an HTC cell phone with an IR transmitter. Found an app that allowed me to spoof almost any remote control. I could take over and change the channel on the tv's. Especially in waiting rooms.

I miss that phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 01:19 PM (OCTRt)

79 Wow... look at how many old and stupid people watch Maddow. Must still be hanging on to see another expos� on Trump's tax returns.

Posted by: red speck at May 11, 2021 01:19 PM (gS3OW)

80 The Trains and Camps will feature CNN.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 01:19 PM (yrol0)

81 I haven't watched CNN since they had that redheaded broad with the fat lips and big titties and that black guy that looked like Chicken George as anchors.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2021 01:19 PM (xW72t)

82 I suppose there are probably some local stations in sane cities, located in sane states, where the local coverage has a fair percentage of facts but my dad listens to hours of local news out of the Denver stations and its pretty much all BS.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at May 11, 2021 01:18 PM (Aashi)

Local news is a wasteland, unless you want to learn about cats being rescued from trees.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:19 PM (InT+T)

83 72 And people look at you weird when you read an actual book.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:16 PM (6Ljzq)

I guess thats fair, I'm always looking weird at them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2021 01:18 PM (Y5qcH)

Book.. book.. those things that you need to turn a page to read?

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:20 PM (0KKyI)

84 PaleRider, funny you added that - I was going to put in a sarcastic parenthetical "but of course even the weather report comes with its required bodyguard of lysenkoist fake-science 'climate' nonsense".

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2021 01:20 PM (OTzUX)

85 " but I notice everyone, nearly, is on their phones, doing whatever... "

Cashiers, security guards with their noses in their phones all the time now.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at May 11, 2021 01:20 PM (qpX6U)

86 Maybe the boys from Oak Island can find CNN's viewers?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 01:20 PM (kTF2Z)

87 CNN is paid corporate propaganda. Ratings don't really matter; it's just another outlet of propaganda for Woke Corps. They will continue using CNN etc. for their Woke Messaging, regardless of the ratings. However, the ad prices might go down at some point.

Posted by: shibumi at May 11, 2021 01:21 PM (rEgFA)

88 81 I haven't watched CNN since they had that redheaded broad with the fat lips and big titties and that black guy that looked like Chicken George as anchors.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2021 01:19 PM (xW72t)

I am not against blondes as a rule, but it would have been nice back when Fox was worth watching if they had had a busty redhead. Honestly, as a rule they trended toward gals whose primary feature was their legs. Again, not agin it but a Man likes what a Man likes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:21 PM (lmikk)

89 I haven't watched CNN since they had that redheaded broad with the fat lips and big titties and that black guy that looked like Chicken George as anchors.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2021 01:19 PM (xW72t)
+++
Redhead? Big lips? Big boobs? Got it.
https://is.gd/S3rpYT

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:21 PM (Jsjd7)

90 I haven't watched CNN since they had that redheaded broad with the fat lips and big titties and that black guy that looked like Chicken George as anchors.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2021 01:19 PM (xW72t)
.......

Now they have this gay black dude that tapes off his forehead and sprays his receding hairline with Toppik.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2021 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

91 Since CNN was depending on people stuck in the airports to be viewers perhaps going all in on the GO IN PUBLIC AND YOU WILL DIE! covid coverage was not a good idea?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:21 PM (DpkTQ)

92 " but I notice everyone, nearly, is on their phones, doing whatever... "

Cashiers, security guards with their noses in their phones all the time now.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag
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See that all the time at the VA.

Makes me wonder if they have their eyes glued to their smartphones while doing surgery.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:22 PM (6Ljzq)

93 Since CNN was depending on people stuck in the airports to be viewers perhaps going all in on the GO IN PUBLIC AND YOU WILL DIE! covid coverage was not a good idea?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:21 PM (DpkTQ)
++++
You seem to be under the misapprehension that the official organs of state communication are subject to market pressure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:22 PM (Jsjd7)

94 I had an HTC cell phone with an IR transmitter. Found an app that allowed me to spoof almost any remote control. I could take over and change the channel on the tv's. Especially in waiting rooms.

I miss that phone.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 01:19 PM (OCTRt)

I have an old tablet, on which I read books downloaded from Project Gutenberg and Archive.org., that has an IR source as well. My technique is to wait for a commercial, turn down the sound, then change the channel. No one has ever noticed; they apparently think the previous show was over.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:22 PM (ddTPB)

95
Out - Tater.

In - The Yam Shooter.

Winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2021 01:22 PM (s2VJv)

96 On the pipeline thing, could we get Kamala on the east end of the pipe line, and have her get a siphon going ?
I'll bet she still has the suck power.

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (2cfUo)

97 Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?

Posted by: Obligatory at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (DpkTQ)

98 And people look at you weird when you read an actual book.

Back when B'Gal was in the hospital, I read Jordan Peterson's latest book. Always had it with me whenever I went there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (HaL55)

99 Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?
Posted by: Obligatory at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (DpkTQ)
++++
I'm an equal-opportunity ogler.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (Jsjd7)

100 This is where Fox went full retard: CNN did pretty well (not great, but pretty well) as the "Voice of the Resistance" under Trump. Fox did pretty well as the "Voice of the Resistance" under Obama.

Now Fox is just a crappy watered down CNN.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (KZzsI)

101 96 On the pipeline thing, could we get Kamala on the east end of the pipe line, and have her get a siphon going ?
I'll bet she still has the suck power.
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (2cfUo)

As the Brits would say, I have a "suck it and see" attitude...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (s2VJv)

102 Redhead? Big lips? Big boobs? Got it.
https://is.gd/S3rpYT
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:21 PM (Jsjd7)

Counterargument
https://tinyurl.com/7v7t5mv8

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (lmikk)

103 CNN needs a new war or another Four Hour Insurrection to survive. Let's see if they start agitating for just that.

Count on it. They'll be throwing all kinds of crap on the wall just to see what sticks.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (axyOa)

104 As far as CNN goes I've got no fucks to give, my fuck fuse is blown

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 11, 2021 01:24 PM (FZYNt)

105 Counterargument
https://tinyurl.com/7v7t5mv8
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (lmikk)
++++
Your argument is compelling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:24 PM (Jsjd7)

106 HTCs were good phones. Best speakers of any phone I have ever had. Was nice to listen to music on instead of tinny shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:24 PM (lmikk)

107 My iphone is an eye killer... I avoid as much as possible doing anything but using it as a phone, and snapping pictures...

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:25 PM (0KKyI)

108 Now they have this gay black dude that tapes off his forehead and sprays his receding hairline with Toppik.
That guy has a really nicely creased pants.

Average sized c*ck though. And trust me I'd know.

Posted by: David Brooks at May 11, 2021 01:25 PM (DpkTQ)

109 Just left a meeting at church, and someone said panic gas-buying here has begun. We don't even get our fuel from the pipeline, it's shipped in. But PANIC BUY.

Guess I'd better go fill up while I can.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 11, 2021 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

110 Lynn Russell?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 11, 2021 01:26 PM (ufFY8)

111 97 Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?
Posted by: Obligatory at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (DpkTQ)

I like both, but have to give the nod to the rack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:26 PM (lmikk)

112 Posted by: Obligatory at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (DpkTQ)
___

Don't give a shit.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:26 PM (6Ljzq)

113 And people look at you weird when you read an actual book.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:16 PM

They've seen one before but they didn't know they still make them and the letters don't move on the page.

Posted by: huerfano at May 11, 2021 01:27 PM (DzhEB)

114 112 Posted by: Obligatory at May 11, 2021 01:23 PM (DpkTQ)
___

Don't give a shit.
Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:26 PM (6Ljzq)

Heh heh snicker...

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:27 PM (0KKyI)

115 This only matters if:

It was putting CNN out of business. It isn't.
It meant CNN's preferred party was out of power. They aren't.
It meant CNN's narratives were combatted in a meaningful way. They aren't.
It meant the nation as a whole was turning away from this type of liberalism. I've seen nothing to believe this is true.

Face it, this is like seeing libs hate on a lib politician only to find out it's because the pol isn't liberal enough.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 11, 2021 01:28 PM (KbCG3)

116 110 Lynn Russell?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 11, 2021 01:26 PM (ufFY

Looks like she is fond of lemons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:28 PM (lmikk)

117 Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?

Put me down for "Yes!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 01:30 PM (HaL55)

118 Gas shortage? It's our turn!

Posted by: Grass and Ass at May 11, 2021 01:30 PM (mZUr4)

119 97 Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?

Cause I'm the rack man. yeah, I'm the rack man

Should a B cup appear to small
Be thankful I look at all

Cause I'm the rack man. yeah, I'm the rack man

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 11, 2021 01:30 PM (2cfUo)

120 So how do you Morons think this ends? Are all of these equivalent networks maintained despite the costs involved, or do we get another round of consolidation until we have only State News and Party News (like Pravda and Izvestia)?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:30 PM (Jsjd7)

121 Hannity is kind of bucking the trend, ain't he.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:30 PM (lmikk)

122 Oh, yeah, like I'm the *only* one who's every swiped his finger across the page of a book and then said, "crap".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2021 01:31 PM (JyiZo)

123 So lesbians are more popular than gay men?

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

Howard Stern was correct.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 11, 2021 01:31 PM (tW76d)

124 Hannity is kind of bucking the trend, ain't he.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:30 PM (lmikk)
++++
He tick-tocked himself right out of top place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:31 PM (Jsjd7)

125 Gas lines; inflation; unemployment . . . can I at least get Farrah Fawcett in a swimsuit?

Posted by: Remarkably Unremarkable at May 11, 2021 01:32 PM (Jw2qQ)

126 121 Hannity is kind of bucking the trend, ain't he.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:30 PM (lmikk)

When I used to watch teevee he was not close to being a favorite of mine.... his mannerisms were grating to me.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:32 PM (0KKyI)

127 Report: 90% of Waking Hours Spent Staring at Glowing Rectangles https://tinyurl.com/3e7349y5

Terrifying if true.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at May 11, 2021 01:32 PM (V3EEC)

128 Airports will bounce CNN up when people start flying.
It's stupid but CNN was kinda made for airports

Posted by: torabora at May 11, 2021 01:32 PM (Y274z)

129 122 Oh, yeah, like I'm the *only* one who's every swiped his finger across the page of a book and then said, "crap".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2021 01:31 PM (JyiZo)

Raises hand, shamefully...

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:33 PM (0KKyI)

130 Yay! Some happy news.

Posted by: m at May 11, 2021 01:33 PM (ya129)

131 86 Maybe the boys from Oak Island can find CNN's viewers?
the skinwalker ranch folks would do it, but their iphone with a cracked screen is acting up just at the moment.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind Newsom curtain at May 11, 2021 01:33 PM (v3pYe)

132 Maybe the boys from Oak Island can find CNN's viewers?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 01:20 PM (kTF2Z)

Only if they have metal in their pockets. Gary Drayton FTW.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 11, 2021 01:33 PM (tW76d)

133 DA!

Posted by: Pravda at May 11, 2021 01:34 PM (Y274z)

134 (with apologies to George Jones)

He Stopped Wearing Masks Today

yes I went out in public and engaged in commerce at 2 locations, mask-free.

Suburban Denver, noted home range of the Karen.

Nobody challenged me.
YA WANNA BE FREE- BE FREE

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 01:34 PM (iTXRQ)

135 If you take out the stuff that Hannity repeats verbatim every single day he has a 15 minute show. And that's with the commercials.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at May 11, 2021 01:34 PM (V3EEC)

136 128 Airports will bounce CNN up when people start flying.
It's stupid but CNN was kinda made for airports
Posted by: torabora at May 11, 2021 01:32 PM (Y274z)

CNN is leaving/has left airports.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:34 PM (3bNB6)

137 lesbians are more popular than gay men?
Movie lesbians? Yes.

Real life angry stabby ones? Not so much.

Posted by: Obligatory at May 11, 2021 01:34 PM (DpkTQ)

138 Airports will bounce CNN up when people start flying.
It's stupid but CNN was kinda made for airports
Posted by: torabora at May 11, 2021 01:32 PM (Y274z)

I don't think they're there anymore. Someone said they closed the entire department that coordinated it.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:34 PM (y7DUB)

139 119 97 Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?
________

Legs are great, until you follow them all the way up and realize, "That's a man, baby!"

...at least, that's what a friend told me.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at May 11, 2021 01:35 PM (zUEDs)

140 @115

I think it may indicate that the nation as a whole is beginning to realize they've been conned. The liberals in my circle are, and it makes them uneasy.

The question is whether it will make any difference.

Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:35 PM (AwPyG)

141 When I used to watch teevee he was not close to being a favorite of mine.... his mannerisms were grating to me.
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:32 PM (0KKyI)

For me it was that, but it was also his voice. Damned shrill.

Plus, he always seemed... followish. I am not sure I can explain that one beyond it always seemed like he had a poll about what everyone was talking about, so he would have a specific take regarding that. How many 'new' things did you ever hear from Hannity? Stuff you had not already heard about somewhere else. Did Hannity ever have a hot take (aside from FBI) that bucked the majority opinion on the Right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:35 PM (lmikk)

142 In Salem Oregon at least reading in public isn't confusing or puzzling to people, its not all that uncommon when the weather is nice. Plenty of book stores still in town. No book clubs that want to read my book, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2021 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

143 DA!
Posted by: Pravda at May 11, 2021 01:34 PM (Y274z)

I'm no yer da, ye wee borscht eating preck!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2021 01:35 PM (JyiZo)

144 Meh, Jeff Bezos will buy it.

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 11, 2021 01:35 PM (fLpTX)

145 Legs are great, until you follow them all the way up and realize, "That's a man, baby!"
h8ter! I love female penises in all shapes and sizes!

Posted by: David French at May 11, 2021 01:36 PM (DpkTQ)

146 Under my Save American Propaganda Plan, we'll just transition CNN from a gay network to a tranny network, and I'll win me a Nobel Peacey Prize

Posted by: President NPC at May 11, 2021 01:36 PM (FPuSC)

147 Meh, Jeff Bezos will buy it.
Posted by: havelhavolim at May 11, 2021 01:35 PM (fLpTX)
+++
Not likely. I already have my own journoblog, and the TV folks cross-carry my key talking points anyway.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at May 11, 2021 01:36 PM (Jsjd7)

148 140 @115

I think it may indicate that the nation as a whole is beginning to realize they've been conned. The liberals in my circle are, and it makes them uneasy.

The question is whether it will make any difference.
Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:35 PM (AwPyG)

==========

The majority isn't going along with the woke culture and aggressively leftist administration.

It doesn't take a poll for people to realize that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

149 >>As an official organ of the State, CNN will remain no matter the ratings... the efforts at improving them will be the governments'.... to get OUR minds right..

While that's likely the case, their ratings drop has got to be killing them in reduced ad revenue.

They may remain on the air, but will they be slashing the salaries of on-air 'talent', reducing show expenses (fewer reports from the field) and/or staff reductions?

Would not be surprised if they start angling for a bailout, redefining nightly news as "infrastructure."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2021 01:36 PM (bDqIh)

150 Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?

.....

I'd watch it!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 01:37 PM (uSj2T)

151 h8ter! I love ~~female~~ penises in all shapes and sizes!
Posted by: David French at May 11, 2021 01:36 PM (DpkTQ)
++++
FIFY, Dave. We all know you're not particular.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:37 PM (Jsjd7)

152 Terrifying if true.

That was pretty funny. And that 90% number thingy looks low to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 01:37 PM (HaL55)

153 Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?

Depends on the period of the furniture-Some pieces from the 1770's have nice curved legs. Not in need of a clothes rack right now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2021 01:37 PM (k39e/)

154 The liberals in my circle are, and it makes them uneasy.
For LIVs they just don't pay attention. So in a year when gas has been $4/gallon for 6 months they will forget it was $2 under Trump.
For the politically aware lefties? They do not care if Biden makes their lives objectively worse. And of course a lot of them are making money off of his corruption anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:37 PM (DpkTQ)

155 When I visit my older brother, he likes to flip thru the channels and hurl expletives and obscenities at each network and talking head before we move on to a pre-recorded mma fight or movie.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2021 01:38 PM (2goRJ)

156 That will teach the CIA to illegally found and illegally fund a propaganda network for decades.

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 11, 2021 01:38 PM (WDy4l)

157 153 Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?

Depends on the period of the furniture-Some pieces from the 1770's have nice curved legs. Not in need of a clothes rack right now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2021 01:37 PM (k39e/)

Ah hah hah hah hah hah!!!!

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:38 PM (0KKyI)

158 122 Oh, yeah, like I'm the *only* one who's every swiped his finger across the page of a book and then said, "crap".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2021 01:31 PM (JyiZo)

Confession. I have also poked a word I didn't know.

*hangs head in shame; slinks away*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2021 01:38 PM (PiwSw)

159 > Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 01:38 PM (iTXRQ)

160 I mean, really. Unless you're a Kool Ade drinker, you won't watch non stop America bashing and commie talking points.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 01:39 PM (jvt6t)

161 That will teach the CIA to illegally found and illegally fund a propaganda network for decades.
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 11, 2021 01:38 PM (WDy4l)
++++
Which one is that? And even if it's true, look around you. It looks like "mission accomplished" to me...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:39 PM (Jsjd7)

162 CNN can die with MSNBC, they still have the other major networks and most of FOX ... we need more like Sky News Australia.

soybeans being planted today, here on my little farm .... gotta keep feeding America, and China ... Soy for everyone.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2021 01:39 PM (Cus5s)

163 He Stopped Wearing Masks Today (Apology to George Jones):

I went to see him just today,
Oh but I didn't see no tears
He had put his masks away,
First time I'd seen him smile in years

Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2021 01:39 PM (AMIL/)

164 Ok, so we've been hearing about CNN's insolvency for quite some time. Why aren't they out of business now? Who is flushing their money away keeping this corpse warm?
Posted by: ryan

AT & T. Go ask their CEO what's going on.

His name is John Stankey.

And you may recognize Ed Gillespie as their Senior VP for External and Legislative Affairs, ie, their chief lobbyist.
I think he used to be chairman of the GOP.
So it goes.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 11, 2021 01:39 PM (vcOmj)

165 I think it may indicate that the nation as a whole is beginning to realize they've been conned. The liberals in my circle are, and it makes them uneasy.

The question is whether it will make any difference.
Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:35 PM (AwPyG)

Some people don't mind being lied to if it adheres to what they want to be true.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:39 PM (y7DUB)

166 What's interesting is to watch what the Daily Mail (in the UK) has on it's online front page.

They are schizophrenic; one day they push every leftwing talking point and fawn over Meghan and Harry (while the comments shoot them down) and the next day they are sounding the alarm against the bad guys.

I wonder if there are daily fist fights in the editor's office

Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:39 PM (AwPyG)

167 I'd buy that for a dollar!
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 01:38 PM (iTXRQ)

Not in town, you won't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2021 01:39 PM (JyiZo)

168 They still have the all-important Retard Demographic.

Posted by: Zek at May 11, 2021 01:40 PM (5RTdG)

169 thanks Gref
well done

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 01:40 PM (iTXRQ)

170 Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?
==

Easy, I'm a hair 'n shoulders guy myself

Posted by: President NPC - Sniff Mode at May 11, 2021 01:40 PM (FPuSC)

171

Posted by: BIG TATER at May 11, 2021 01:40 PM (DR0sS)

172 Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?

Yes.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 01:40 PM (jvt6t)

173 He Stopped Wearing Masks Today (Apology to George Jones):

I went to see him just today,
Oh but I didn't see no tears
He had put his masks away,
First time I'd seen him smile in years
Posted by: Gref

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 01:41 PM (OCTRt)

174 Ok, so where does the horde fall on nice legs vs nice rack?

Mud or oil wrestling?

Posted by: Jean at May 11, 2021 01:41 PM (ck26B)

175 Bi den needs to trot out another trillion $ plan for TeeVee that works for all Americans. Especially trannie Americans.

Posted by: torabora at May 11, 2021 01:41 PM (Y274z)

176 I wonder if there are daily fist fights in the editor's office
Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:39 PM (AwPyG)
++++
Jekyll and Hyde are the co-directors...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:41 PM (Jsjd7)

177

I am fairly certain the media has been directly funded by printing cash, so this matters little. They are in it for another reason.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 11, 2021 01:41 PM (NuVOb)

178 I wonder if there are daily fist fights in the editor's office
Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:39 PM (AwPyG)

________

Winner chooses content.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at May 11, 2021 01:41 PM (zUEDs)

179 Legs. Men cannot get nice legs implanted.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2021 01:41 PM (nkobF)

180 And if you still read the NY Times it's basically a self-identifier of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Posted by: Zek at May 11, 2021 01:41 PM (5RTdG)

181 If the MFM were really dying we wouldn't be in the mess we're in.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 11, 2021 01:41 PM (Bmy3R)

182 158 122 Oh, yeah, like I'm the *only* one who's every swiped his finger across the page of a book and then said, "crap".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2021 01:31 PM (JyiZo)

Confession. I have also poked a word I didn't know.

*hangs head in shame; slinks away*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2021 01:38 PM (PiwSw)

Wasn't until I read this comment that I understood what he was getting at. Thought he might've just been talking about paper cuts at first.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 11, 2021 01:42 PM (z5Vrg)

183 @160

Which is a good indicator of how the majority of the country feels. It's like watching Biden on a youtube stream--he gets around 1500 views.

Most popular president ever--just look at the polls!

Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:42 PM (AwPyG)

184 Bus Station Hobos hardest hit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2021 01:42 PM (rdbLX)

185 What's interesting is to watch what the Daily Mail (in the UK) has on it's online front page.

Yeah I cannot decide if they have just figured they'll play both sides and hope to win more readers, or are unsure what to do so they are trying both?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2021 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

186 and and
I was in King Sooper so I scored a family size package of Double Nutty Nutter Butter cookies

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 01:42 PM (iTXRQ)

187 Depends on the period of the furniture-Some pieces from the 1770's have
nice curved legs. Not in need of a clothes rack right now.

Thread winner!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 01:42 PM (HaL55)

188 And you may recognize Ed Gillespie as their Senior VP for External and Legislative Affairs, ie, their chief lobbyist.
I think he used to be chairman of the GOP.
So it goes.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 11, 2021 01:39 PM (vcOmj)

The Virginia pol who looks like Mutt Rombley with a cheap suit and terrible haircut?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:42 PM (y7DUB)

189 Legs. Men cannot get nice legs implanted.

"All I know is you can't fix stupid"
--Ron White

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2021 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

190 Hannity getting beat by Moscow Maddow...
Love it

Posted by: McCool at May 11, 2021 01:43 PM (BqBIh)

191 I think it may indicate that the nation as a whole is beginning to realize they've been conned. The liberals in my circle are, and it makes them uneasy.

The question is whether it will make any difference.
Posted by: artemis

Ha Ha. That's very funny. Liberal - Left Americans think that they may have been "conned". Another good blow on the head will restore their previous political amnesia.
Joe Biden has been a schmuck for decades, but....WE FORGOT! Uh, yeah.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 11, 2021 01:43 PM (vcOmj)

192 Hannity getting beat by Moscow Maddow...
Love it
Posted by: McCool at May 11, 2021 01:43 PM (BqBIh)
++++
I always went back and forth on whether I preferred "Moscow Maddow" or "Roswell Rach"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:43 PM (Jsjd7)

193 I read the news today,
Oh boy.
About a lucky man who made the grade.
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 01:43 PM (W2Pud)

194 " I saw the Photograph"....

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:44 PM (0KKyI)

195 If the MFM were really dying we wouldn't be in the mess we're in.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Yeah, it ain't goin' away. There's a lot more propaganda to pump out.

And viewers?

Turn those TV sets back on!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 11, 2021 01:45 PM (vcOmj)

196 @185

I think it may have a lot to do with the comments. It's very encouraging, actually, the commenters (and sometimes one article gets 20,000) could be the horde, judging from the fed-upness of all things liberal.

And there are daily mass protests, too, which you never see covered.

Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:45 PM (AwPyG)

197 Joe Biden has been a schmuck for decades, but....WE FORGOT! Uh, yeah.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 11, 2021 01:43 PM (vcOmj)
++++
Yeah, he's been a known quantity for a *very* long time. Hell, the DNC (or Obama, whichever) picking him as running mate was the most cynical example of "assassination insurance" that I have ever seen, And then the entire political, press and cultural establishment closed ranks and rallied around him...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:45 PM (Jsjd7)

198 Which is a good indicator of how the majority of the country feels. It's like watching Biden on a youtube stream--he gets around 1500 views.

Most popular president ever--just look at the polls!
Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:42 PM (AwPyG)

And yet, he's still occupying the Oval Office.

They're outnumbered but in charge.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 11, 2021 01:45 PM (KbCG3)

199 Most of the Internet is Left of Center, so....

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:45 PM (0KKyI)

200 The problem with waking left leaning people up from their delusions is that they were never reasoned into them, so you aren't going to reason them out of them.
For some it is money pure and simple - if you are a government hack or illegal on the dole you are getting paid by the left so you don't care what they do the country as a whole.
But for most of the left coalition they were sold a sweet, emotional narrative. And they will not listen to anything that counters that.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:46 PM (DpkTQ)

201 soybeans being planted today, here on my little farm .... gotta keep feeding America, and China ... Soy for everyone.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2021 01:39 PM

I saw that $14.61 for Dec 21 this morning.

Posted by: Bert G at May 11, 2021 01:46 PM (sAW0o)

202 The Yamster Taterbater

Posted by: Larro at May 11, 2021 01:46 PM (8ZRGA)

203 " I saw the Photograph"....
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:44 PM (0KKyI)
---
That's all I had.

Posted by: Def Leppard at May 11, 2021 01:46 PM (cI7Oj)

204 I hope all the palestinians drop dead. To much?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 01:46 PM (1xcSl)

205 The liberals in my circle are, and it makes them uneasy.

The question is whether it will make any difference.
Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:35 PM (AwPyG)

Ask them if they'll be voting differently in the future since they've been suckered. Expect a lot of hemming and hawing even this far out.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2021 01:47 PM (G2zl5)

206 And yet, he's still occupying the Oval Office.
They pretty openly stole the election and have all but admitted to doing so since.

No one, and I mean no one, not even lefties, believe that Biden is in power because more citizens voted for him.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:47 PM (DpkTQ)

207
204 I hope all the palestinians drop dead. To much?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 01:46 PM (1xcSl)

Depends... have you been REALLY good lately???

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:47 PM (0KKyI)

208 >I hope all the palestinians drop dead. To much?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Spot on, I should think

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)

209 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

210 > FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge

the hell you say

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 01:48 PM (iTXRQ)

211 The Virginia pol who looks like Mutt Rombley with a cheap suit and terrible haircut?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt

Yeah, that guy.
He was Chairman of the National GOP from 2003-2005, adviser to GW "Monkey boy" Bush, and ran for guvnor of Virginnie in 2017.

Now the big lobbying wheel for AT&T. Fortune passes everywhere.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 11, 2021 01:48 PM (vcOmj)

212 205 The liberals in my circle are, and it makes them uneasy.

The question is whether it will make any difference.
Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:35 PM (AwPyG)

Ask them if they'll be voting differently in the future since they've been suckered. Expect a lot of hemming and hawing even this far out.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2021 01:47 PM (G2zl5)

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I wouldn't expect them to change, but I still believe that Trump actually won the election. If liberals are hemming and hawing about the goings on, what are the moderates doing? What are the soft-conservatives doing? What are the engaged conservatives doing?

Especially at the state level in places like Michigan, Arizona, and Pennsylvania that allowed for the cheat to take place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

213 Ask them if they'll be voting differently in the future since they've been suckered. Expect a lot of hemming and hawing even this far out.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2021 01:47 PM (G2zl5)
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Voting Democrat is like the original virtue-signaling. "I'm for the little guy!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2021 01:48 PM (cI7Oj)

214 I hope all the palestinians drop dead. To much?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 01:46 PM (1xcSl)

The trick is to hit them right between the eyes with a small rock.

Posted by: Roy at May 11, 2021 01:48 PM (Opa5N)

215 I've said this before, but it all comes down to the continuing "emergency" since 2008 which somehow waived the Constitutional requirement of an annual budget.

Money is being looted to pay for propaganda, just like money is being looted to prop up the hedge funds, who mysteriously have yet to cover their shorts.

That's the problem, and it shows Congress is corrupt more than just about anything else.

Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:48 PM (AwPyG)

216 330 MILLION Americans.

They're ALL getting under 4 million.

Those numbers are DOGSHIT in any other realm. BANKRUPTCY numbers.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

217 CNN is an American institution. I demand the government grant them $500 billion to cover operating costs for the next year.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 01:48 PM (uBAt0)

218 Ask them if they'll be voting differently in the future since they've
been suckered. Expect a lot of hemming and hawing even this far out.
I've seen this with local/state elections in blue states. The voters know that every Dem they've voted for to this point is a crook. You offer up voting for the opposition party and the answer you get is "but he's a Republican!"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:49 PM (DpkTQ)

219 They're outnumbered but in charge.

That right there is a situation in bad need of changing. And soon.

Make no mistake: we have the power to change it. Why we haven't yet remains a mystery to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 01:49 PM (HaL55)

220 218 Ask them if they'll be voting differently in the future since they've
been suckered. Expect a lot of hemming and hawing even this far out.
I've seen this with local/state elections in blue states. The voters know that every Dem they've voted for to this point is a crook. You offer up voting for the opposition party and the answer you get is "but he's a Republican!"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:49 PM (DpkTQ)

========

It's about getting the left to not vote, as long as the vote counters don't do it for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

221 This.....was CNN.

Posted by: James Earl Jones at May 11, 2021 01:50 PM (o+2eC)

222 CNN is Infrastructure.

Posted by: Kristin Gillibrand at May 11, 2021 01:50 PM (cI7Oj)

223 209 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Is that you Joe Biden? Is that me??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 01:50 PM (jvt6t)

224 From bad to worse in Israel.

https://bit.ly/3oa675K

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 01:50 PM (VVEnO)

225 Bribes are Infrastructure.

Posted by: Kristin Gillibrand at May 11, 2021 01:50 PM (cI7Oj)

226 " I saw the Photograph"....
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:44 PM (0KKyI)

That's all I had.
Posted by: Def Leppard at May 11, 2021 01:46 PM (cI7Oj)

Better you than us

Posted by: Nickelback at May 11, 2021 01:50 PM (mZUr4)

227 Especially at the state level in places like Michigan, Arizona, and Pennsylvania that allowed for the cheat to take place.
The numbers say Trump did MUCH better with every demographic (except wealthy older white people...hi Karen) in 2020.

Except in the big blue cities where every registered voter, supposedly, voted against him.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:50 PM (DpkTQ)

228 Ask them if they'll be voting differently in the future since they've been suckered. Expect a lot of hemming and hawing even this far out.
Posted by: Buzzion

Short Answer: NO

Longer answer: no, why would they?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 11, 2021 01:51 PM (vcOmj)

229 The Gab people are theorizing that the gas shortage and the Israel hostilities are attempts to distract from the AZ audit.

Unless Biden wants to nationalize gasoline--wouldn't be surprised, at this point

Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:51 PM (AwPyG)

230 216 330 MILLION Americans.

They're ALL getting under 4 million.

Those numbers are DOGSHIT in any other realm. BANKRUPTCY numbers.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Ya know Sponge, this brings up a good point.... just exactly WHERE is the Average American Drone getting their information from???

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:51 PM (0KKyI)

231 The "palestinians" have a right to function normally in the country they live in. Arabs live, work, and participate in the government of Israel. A few assholes lob rockets at Tel Aviv and suddenly they are "defending themselves".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 01:51 PM (uBAt0)

232 CNN needs a new war

Send Tater to the nearest all-you-can-eat buffet and have him break in line.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 11, 2021 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

233 CNN needs a new war

Don't we all?

Posted by: Liz Cheney at May 11, 2021 01:52 PM (DpkTQ)

234 224 From bad to worse in Israel.

https://bit.ly/3oa675K
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 01:50 PM (VVEnO)

I would imagine if those rockets start falling near Dimona (where, cough cough, the nuclear arsenal is supposedly kept), things could get right sporty.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2021 01:52 PM (PiwSw)

235
Ya know Sponge, this brings up a good point.... just exactly WHERE is the Average American Drone getting their information from???
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:51 PM (0KKyI)

Twatter only has 20 million Americans subscribed, I think is what I saw.

That's 24 million. You're 300 million short.

I don't know.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

236 I wonder if news burnout might also be affecting news channel ratings.
And further if there are a growing number of people who don't feel they need the help of CNN to get angry and depressed.

Posted by: Northern lurker at May 11, 2021 01:52 PM (cSyAR)

237 Is that you Joe Biden? Is that me??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 01:50 PM (jvt6t)

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Which one of you twinkle toes cocksuckers signed his own death warrant?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 11, 2021 01:52 PM (k/TB6)

238 Ya know Sponge, this brings up a good point.... just exactly WHERE is the Average American Drone getting their information from???
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:51 PM (0KKyI)

Zuckerturd and that twitter guy that blows homeless people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 01:53 PM (lvgu0)

239 I can actually imagine Biden attempting gas rationing. Just because.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 11, 2021 01:53 PM (ptqGC)

240 Ya know Sponge, this brings up a good point.... just exactly WHERE is the Average American Drone getting their information from???

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:51 PM (0KKyI)

Hello!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Social Media "News" at May 11, 2021 01:53 PM (mZUr4)

241 The best story to come out of this thus far is the fact that Tater went on vacation and his STAND IN got better ratings than Tater.

LMMFAO till I pass out.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

242 I want a new war
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do?
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you When I'm alone with you

Posted by: CNN and the News at May 11, 2021 01:53 PM (DpkTQ)

243 @219

A lot of people are saying that that's what trump is trying to do--to remind us that we are the ones that need to fix this, on a state-by-state level.

Otherwise, we're Rome, where whoever escalates the strong-arming is going to temporarily win, until the other side gets their own strong-arm.

We'll see if it works.

Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:54 PM (AwPyG)

244 The Palestinian anklebiters are being force-fed gunpowder and opium by those Iranian fucks and this is not going to end well with Fireside Joe in the White House.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say some more shit is about to happen.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2021 01:54 PM (2goRJ)

245 By the way the reason this is happening in Israel, and is happening over and over again, is because the Palis no longer fear Israel. They have not suffered enough for their past transgressions. Has the power went out? Has the Water been cut? Has the fuel been cut? Has their fishing fleet been sunk? Has their cable television ( G-D forbid) been cut?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 01:54 PM (1xcSl)

246 Speaking of people getting tired of bad news, are skirts getting shorter yet?

Posted by: Northern lurker at May 11, 2021 01:54 PM (cSyAR)

247 Well, sure there was massive fraud in AZ. Ok. But that is only 1 out of 50 states, so it is not as though the fraud was pervasive. The vast majority of states were fraud free. Didn't change the outcome of the election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 01:54 PM (uBAt0)

248 Went with an acquaintance to the pediatric psych ward. The resident doc was bruce jenner. They really mean it.

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 11, 2021 01:54 PM (fLpTX)

249 CNN needs a new war

Don't we all?
Posted by: Liz Cheney at May 11, 2021 01:52 PM (DpkTQ)

That's my girl!!!

Posted by: Daddy Warcocks at May 11, 2021 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

250 Did Hannity ever have a hot take (aside from FBI) that bucked the majority opinion on the Right?

Remember, Hannity started out as a caller to local talk shows. He's never grown out of that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (2JVJo)

251 I saw Average American Drones open for Spacehog at Nissan Pavilion in 1997

Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (mZUr4)

252 "195 If the MFM were really dying we wouldn't be in the mess we're in.
by: Guy Smiley"

The ChiComs and proxies are holding them up. We'll see how long they have the will or the resources.

Posted by: BuddyPC at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (o+2eC)

253 From bad to worse in Israel.

https://bit.ly/3oa675K
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 01:50 PM (VVEnO)
++++
Iron Dome is absolutely mind-blowing to behold. But that is an absolutely huge volume of inbound rockets. How's Israel fixed for interceptors? I imagine they can't keep up that level of defense for long, and some Hamas rockets are leaking through and hitting targets.

I suspect Israel is going to have to counterattack soon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (Jsjd7)

254 but it would have been nice back when Fox was worth watching if they had had a busty redhead
Liz Claman, although she was mostly on the business channel.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (AbN83)

255 Airports will bounce CNN up when people start flying.
It's stupid but CNN was kinda made for airports
Posted by: torabora at May 11, 2021 01:32 PM (Y274z)

I don't know how they count viewers from airports. It may be on, but even when the airports are crowded, no one pays attention.

Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

256 Hannity doesn't do well against MadCow.

But on a positive note, the oil has been changed and the tires rotated on the Jeepster, so I'm ready for this week's festivities.

Provided of course that there will be festivities. Probably not. But I do have to go to work. So I have that going for me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (CcOog)

257 I want a new war
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do?
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you When I'm alone with you
Posted by: CNN and the News at May 11, 2021 01:53 PM (DpkTQ)

Whomever did this, props. This is genius.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

258 @238

I always can gauge by my hairdresser, a nice, high school educated lady who watches only the local news. She believes everything they tell her

Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (AwPyG)

259 I can actually imagine Biden attempting gas rationing. Just because.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

Last names starting with a consonant Monday, Wednesday & Friday. Vowels Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday. Everyone rests on Sunday.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (OCTRt)

260 After the war between Marius and Sulla, Sulla killed most of the Marians but passed on one due to family connections...a certain Julius Caesar. And in doing so doomed the Republic, well what was left of it of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:56 PM (DpkTQ)

261 Speaking of people getting tired of bad news, are skirts getting shorter yet?

Posted by: Northern lurker at May 11, 2021 01:54 PM (cSyAR)

Yup - and jackets are getting longer!

Posted by: Cake at May 11, 2021 01:56 PM (mZUr4)

262 Remember, Hannity started out as a caller to local talk shows. He's never grown out of that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (2JVJo)

And he called in holding a phone in one hand, roofing a house, washing dishes in a restaurant, and painting houses with the other!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 11, 2021 01:56 PM (ptqGC)

263
I don't know how they count viewers from airports. It may be on, but even when the airports are crowded, no one pays attention.
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

I thought CNN Airport folded and they were no longer exclusive broadcasts in airports now.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

264 5% more blacks were affected by the pipeline shutdown than whites. Therefore the "colonial" pipeline is racist a d must be kept offline forever.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 01:57 PM (uBAt0)

265 I am a big fan of states' rights.... a problem is that corporations ( read government) is insinuated into every state, most more than willing to do the bidding of their government colleagues. See... any big corporation.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:57 PM (0KKyI)

266 I always can gauge by my hairdresser, a nice, high school educated lady who watches only the local news. She believes everything they tell her
Posted by: artemis
___

I'd worry more about the "educated" set more.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:57 PM (RU4sa)

267
And he called in holding a phone in one hand, roofing a house, washing dishes in a restaurant, and painting houses with the other!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 11, 2021 01:56 PM (ptqGC)

I am a GREAT AMERICAN!!!!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at May 11, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

268 Posted by: CNN and the News at May 11, 2021 01:53 PM

*** golf clap ***

Posted by: fluffy at May 11, 2021 01:58 PM (UnQlg)

269 The Palestinian anklebiters are being force-fed gunpowder and opium by those Iranian fucks and this is not going to end well with Fireside Joe in the White House.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say some more shit is about to happen.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Well, wow. Nostredamus is in da house!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 11, 2021 01:58 PM (vcOmj)

270 5% more blacks were affected by the pipeline shutdown than whites. Therefore the "colonial" pipeline is racist a d must be kept offline forever.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

LOL. Now guess what's fucking you daily.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 01:58 PM (OCTRt)

271 Speaking of Cake, I loved the song they wrote about Obama...
Link https://youtu.be/p99a6K81zqM

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:58 PM (DpkTQ)

272 lol Bozo.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:58 PM (RU4sa)

273 The Palestinian anklebiters are being force-fed gunpowder and opium by those Iranian fucks and this is not going to end well with Fireside Joe in the White House.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say some more shit is about to happen.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Well, wow. Nostredamus is in da house!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 01:58 PM (OCTRt)

274 229 The Gab people are theorizing that the gas shortage and the Israel hostilities are attempts to distract from the AZ audit.

Unless Biden wants to nationalize gasoline--wouldn't be surprised, at this point
Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 01:51 PM (AwPyG)

Eh. I don't really buy these triple bankshot theories. They don't need to distract from Arizona audit because opinions are already made on that, and they plan not to cover it, and lie about whatever they find anway. That's a lot more direct and easy to pull off.

Palis are attacking Israel because they can. Gas pipeline thing is CIA/FBI conspiring to keep small businesses and the peeps at home.

Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2021 01:58 PM (ZfRYq)

275 Iron Dome is absolutely mind-blowing to behold. But that is an absolutely huge volume of inbound rockets. How's Israel fixed for interceptors? I imagine they can't keep up that level of defense for long, and some Hamas rockets are leaking through and hitting targets.

I suspect Israel is going to have to counterattack soon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (Jsjd7)

Iron Dome was never intended to be a stand alone unit to permentaly or continually stop enemy missiles. It was meant to deflect until Israel could saddle up a strike some brutal and fatal blows. It's the second part, the brutal and fatal blows, that are failing.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 01:59 PM (1xcSl)

276 And he called in holding a phone in one hand, roofing a house, washing dishes in a restaurant, and painting houses with the other!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 11, 2021 01:56 PM (ptqGC)
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Now with new Martial Arts action!

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2021 01:59 PM (cI7Oj)

277 There's a YT video that plays Short Skirts and Long Jackets to video of Emma Peel.

Posted by: Northern lurker at May 11, 2021 01:59 PM (cSyAR)

278 Speaking of Cake, I loved the song they wrote about Obama...
Link https://youtu.be/p99a6K81zqM
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:58 PM (DpkTQ)
++++
That album came out at the beginning of the Bush 43 administration.

But the shoe definitely fits. When I played that CD again post-Obama, it hit me like a ton of bricks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:59 PM (Jsjd7)

279 Imagine this is from YOUR backyard.......

https://twitter.com/gaza_report/status/1392179722747097091

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

280 Speaking of Cake, I loved the song they wrote about Obama...
Link https://youtu.be/p99a6K81zqM

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:58 PM (DpkTQ)

He is calling me DUUUUUUUUDE!

[should be "calling me DOOOOOOOF!"}

Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 01:59 PM (mZUr4)

281 Iron Dome was never intended to be a stand alone unit to permentaly or continually stop enemy missiles. It was meant to deflect until Israel could saddle up a strike some brutal and fatal blows. It's the second part, the brutal and fatal blows, that are failing.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 01:59 PM (1xcSl)
++++
Time will tell. Thus the last part of my post - they're going to have to go on offense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 02:00 PM (Jsjd7)

282 Biden seems to be trying to turn the U.S. into pre-Thatcher U.K.

Posted by: Northern lurker at May 11, 2021 02:00 PM (cSyAR)

283 I thought CNN Airport folded and they were no longer exclusive broadcasts in airports now.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't think they're on our TVs. One of these days I'll haul my ass over to the terminal to confirm. I'm pretty lazy, though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 02:01 PM (qbmV0)

284 279 Imagine this is from YOUR backyard.......

https://twitter.com/gaza_report/status/1392179722747097091
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Typical night in Juarez?

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 02:01 PM (0KKyI)

285 Drivers in TX will be limited to 10 gallons/ week so that more gas can be shipped to the east coast via pipeline. Until the pipeline is re-opened, the gas will be stored in tanks. What tanks? You figure it out. Is joe biden supposed to come up with all of the answers?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 02:01 PM (uBAt0)

286 Remember, Hannity started out as a caller to local talk shows. He's never grown out of that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 01:55 PM (2JVJo)

And his "you're a great American isn't original." It's taken from Bill Cunningham, (the radio guy that McCain reflexively renounced when the media asked him to for using Obama's middle name.) it's with his blessing that Hannity uses it but still, not original.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2021 02:01 PM (G2zl5)

287 Oil is black. We take out the black. We did it just to make you angry.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 02:01 PM (o89XP)

288 they're going to have to go on offense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 02:00 PM (Jsjd7)

Well Netanyahu does not, and never did, have the stomach for that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:02 PM (1xcSl)

289 I do think there's been a change in the mood, though. My industry tends to be lefty, and around the time of the election everyone was exultant.

Now, not so much. A lot of worried whispering in corners.

Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 02:02 PM (AwPyG)

290 Do the Palestinians have their rocket launchers protected by a phalanx of pre-schoolers?

Posted by: Northern lurker at May 11, 2021 02:03 PM (cSyAR)

291 Woman, 50, killed in Rishon Lezion rocket strike

Now 3 dead

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:03 PM (1xcSl)

292 288 they're going to have to go on offense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 02:00 PM (Jsjd7)

Well Netanyahu does not, and never did, have the stomach for that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:02 PM (1xcSl)

Serious question, NGU... does any of their leadership, currently?

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 02:03 PM (0KKyI)

293 Do the Palestinians have their rocket launchers protected by a phalanx of pre-schoolers?
Posted by: Northern lurker at May 11, 2021 02:03 PM (cSyAR)

likely

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:03 PM (1xcSl)

294 Yawn. Call me when they fire Dong Lemon or Anderson Vanderbilt. It is meaningless until then.

Posted by: Gunner at May 11, 2021 02:03 PM (zRnMr)

295 Do the Palestinians have their rocket launchers protected by a phalanx of pre-schoolers?
Posted by: Northern lurker at May 11, 2021 02:03 PM (cSyAR)
++++
I hope the IDF doesn't much care if they do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 02:03 PM (Jsjd7)

296 290 Do the Palestinians have their rocket launchers protected by a phalanx of pre-schoolers?
Posted by: Northern lurker at May 11, 2021 02:03 PM (cSyAR)

right beside the hospital.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2021 02:04 PM (PiwSw)

297 they're going to have to go on offense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 02:00 PM (Jsjd7)

Well Netanyahu does not, and never did, have the stomach for that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:02 PM (1xcSl)

Serious question, NGU... does any of their leadership, currently?
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 02:03 PM (0KKyI)

Probably not. And certainly not with this crew in the White House.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:04 PM (1xcSl)

298
Well Netanyahu does not, and never did, have the stomach for that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:02 PM (1xcSl)

Largely because the remainder of the world kicks the shit out of him if he even so much as HINTS at going on offense.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

299 they're going to have to go on offense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 02:00 PM (Jsjd7)

Well Netanyahu does not, and never did, have the stomach for that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:02 PM (1xcSl)

Serious question, NGU... does any of their leadership, currently?
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 02:03 PM (0KKyI)

Probably not. And certainly not with this crew in the White House.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:04 PM (1xcSl)

But they could take out the power and water

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:05 PM (1xcSl)

300 And his "you're a great American isn't original." It's taken from Bill Cunningham, (the radio guy that McCain reflexively renounced when the media asked him to for using Obama's middle name.) it's with his blessing that Hannity uses it but still, not original.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2021 02:01 PM (G2zl5)

I prefer "steely-eyed missle man," myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 02:05 PM (2JVJo)

301 Well Netanyahu does not, and never did, have the stomach for that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:02 PM (1xcSl)

Largely because the remainder of the world kicks the shit out of him if he even so much as HINTS at going on offense.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

That is a foregone conclusion. You still have to do what is needed to be done to protect your Country.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:06 PM (1xcSl)

302 Breaking- Israeli counterattack destroys baby milk factory that was the sole source of formula for millions of Palestinian children.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 02:06 PM (uBAt0)

303
I prefer "steely-eyed missle man," myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 02:05 PM (2JVJo)

How YOU doin?

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at May 11, 2021 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

304 268 Posted by: CNN and the News at May 11, 2021 01:53 PM

*** golf clap ***

Fore!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 11, 2021 02:06 PM (E+OcO)

305 Guys, guys; there's no need for warmongering--Israel just keeps a close eye on everything, and blows up a facility or two when they decide that enough is enough.

That's what makes me tend to agree that this "escalating war" is a distraction

Posted by: artemis at May 11, 2021 02:06 PM (AwPyG)

306 Trump blames Biden for "new attacks on our allies"
Former President Donald Trump: Under Biden, the world is getting more violent and more unstable

He is 100% correct

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:07 PM (1xcSl)

307 Tucker Carlson seems to be the only one making Twitter news, while the rest are feeding off of Twitter.

Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 02:07 PM (RHGPo)

308
That is a foregone conclusion. You still have to do what is needed to be done to protect your Country.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:06 PM (1xcSl)

Then the sanctions starve the country into oblivion.

It's a catch 22.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

309 So the liberals at FNC are beating the liberals at CNN. Whoop dee friggin' doo.

FNC is Benjamin from Wayne's World. Nobody's friend. A pralines-and-dick ice cream cone.

Posted by: Buck Melanoma at May 11, 2021 02:08 PM (VqM07)

310 280 He is calling me DUUUUUUUUDE!

[should be "calling me DOOOOOOOF!"}
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 01:59 PM (mZUr4)

Dang. That's just rude.

Posted by: Scatterbrain at May 11, 2021 02:08 PM (DTX3h)

311 306 Trump blames Biden for "new attacks on our allies"
Former President Donald Trump: Under Biden, the world is getting more violent and more unstable

He is 100% correct
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:07 PM (1xcSl)

=========

We've learned through history that projecting strength is a rather safe path towards peace, and that projecting weakness is a rather safe path towards disorder.

Funny that the smart set don't want to believe it.

This, of course, is different from sending American troops into foreign hellholes to simply die for no purpose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

312 When I was in office we were known as the Peace Presidency, because Israels adversaries knew that the United States stood strongly with Israel and there would be swift retribution if Israel was attacked.

Under Biden, the world is getting more violent and more unstable because Bidens weakness and lack of support for Israel is leading to new attacks on our allies.

America must always stand with Israel and make clear that the Palestinians must end the violence, terror, and rocket attacks, and make clear that the U.S. will always strongly support Israels right to defend itself. Unbelievably, Democrats also continue to stand by crazed anti-American Rep. Ilhan Omar, and others, who savagely attack Israel while they are under terrorist assault.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:08 PM (1xcSl)

313 It's a rocket fuel .. NO it's a baby milk

Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 02:08 PM (RHGPo)

314 Has Christiane Amanpour opined on the conflict yet? She never misses an opportunity to run defense for the Pals....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2021 02:09 PM (PiwSw)

315 Then the sanctions starve the country into oblivion.

It's a catch 22.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 02:07 PM (Zz0t1

???What sanctions? On who?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:09 PM (1xcSl)

316
Breaking- Israeli counterattack destroys baby milk factory that was the sole source of formula for millions of Palestinian children.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 02:06 PM

I'll be right there with my supply of brand new dolls to perch on top of the wreckage.

Posted by: Green Helmet Guy at May 11, 2021 02:10 PM (N/gDA)

317 302 Breaking- Israeli counterattack destroys baby milk factory that was the sole source of formula for millions of Palestinian children.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 02:06 PM (uBAt0)

I am incapable of giving a flying fuck about the Pali's Plight. If the technology existed for the Israelis to turn on a force field and nuke the coon dog shit out of the region, I'd support them doing so. I'd also support them telling the ValJar administration to sit down and shut up, because the adults are talking.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 11, 2021 02:10 PM (VcFUs)

318 Liberals love wars.... this is historically accurate...

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 02:10 PM (0KKyI)

319 Taking to offense is what needs to be done. Sadly the world doesn't have the back of the Jewish state. They could crush the opposition easily but have no real allies especially with our mess of an administration.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 11, 2021 02:10 PM (0OmEj)

320 Dang. That's just rude.

Posted by: Scatterbrain at May 11, 2021 02:08 PM (DTX3h)

How so??

Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 02:10 PM (mZUr4)

321 315 ???What sanctions? On who?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:09 PM (1xcSl)

========

Let's not get lost in the unimportant stuff and focus on the things that matter.

It's "On whom?" Not "On who?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

322 CNN needs a new war

That may boost their ratings for a time, but they may not get many viewers for Joe Biden's "We surrender but still won!" address from a bunker at an undisclosed location.

Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2021 02:10 PM (AMIL/)

323 And his "you're a great American isn't original." It's taken from Bill Cunningham, (the radio guy that McCain reflexively renounced when the media asked him to for using Obama's middle name.) it's with his blessing that Hannity uses it but still, not original.
Posted by: Buzzion

Yeah, well, Bill Cunningham is kind of a dick, but I have heard him use that for a long time.
On the clear channel voice of Cincinnati, WLW-700. The Big One.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 11, 2021 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

324 "I saw that $14.61 for Dec 21 this morning."

yeah, I sold about 40% when 10.50 looked really good months back. Might sell some more if they come up good. Inputs are way up, but for my little piece, it's all good.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2021 02:11 PM (Cus5s)

325 He is calling me DUUUUUUUUDE!

[should be "calling me DOOOOOOOF!"}
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 01:59 PM (mZUr4)

Dang. That's just rude.
Posted by: Scatterbrain at May 11, 2021 02:08 PM (DTX3h)

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/8H1H5lNRgtI

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

326 As an American, it's not my place to judge Israel and their actions.

I don't understand their culture and don't want to be ethnocentric.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 02:12 PM (uSj2T)

327 286 . . . And his "you're a great American isn't original." It's taken from Bill Cunningham, (the radio guy that McCain reflexively renounced when the media asked him to for using Obama's middle name.) it's with his blessing that Hannity uses it but still, not original.
Posted by: Buzzion
____________

Buzzion, we've known each other for years, and we hardly ever agree, but we're still friends. Just like always though, you're 100% wrong about this Bill Cunningham guy. I not only only came up with the "great American" line, I've come up with dozens of others every since I was 14 and working as a coal miner. "Wazzzzzup?" Mine. "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" Mine. "Si se puede!" Mine. "Where's the beef?" Mine.

Bill Cunningham refuses to come on this show and debate me.

Posted by: Sean Hannity on Autopilot at May 11, 2021 02:12 PM (9vQJW)

328 FNC is Benjamin from Wayne's World. Nobody's friend. A pralines-and-dick ice cream cone.
Posted by: Buck Melanoma at May 11, 2021 02:08 PM (VqM07)

This reference...

I'm not worthy!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 11, 2021 02:12 PM (KbCG3)

329 Had a nap

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2021 02:12 PM (Cxk7w)

330 314 Has Christiane Amanpour opined on the conflict yet? She never misses an opportunity to run defense for the Pals....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2021 02:09 PM (PiwSw)

and fuck that french whore of an ungulate in particular.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 11, 2021 02:12 PM (VcFUs)

331 Nood

Posted by: Sean Hannity on Autopilot at May 11, 2021 02:12 PM (9vQJW)

332 Well Netanyahu does not, and never did, have the stomach for that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:02 PM (1xcSl)

When he attacked the Syrians uphill on The Golan Heights during the Yom Kippur war, he certainly did. But they have to tread lightly these days because the world hates them.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 02:12 PM (jvt6t)

333 NOOD naked Bill Gates

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 11, 2021 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

334 When he attacked the Syrians uphill on The Golan Heights during the Yom Kippur war, he certainly did. But they have to tread lightly these days because the world hates them.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 02:12 PM (jvt6t)

I never attacked his personal courage as a soldier, only his intestinal fortitude and judgement as a Prime Minister

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2021 02:14 PM (1xcSl)

335 320 Dang. That's just rude.

Posted by: Scatterbrain at May 11, 2021 02:08 PM (DTX3h)

How so??
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 02:10 PM (mZUr4)

See #325.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 11, 2021 02:14 PM (DTX3h)

336 Dang. That's just rude.

Posted by: Scatterbrain at May 11, 2021 02:08 PM (DTX3h)

How so??
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 02:10 PM (mZUr4)

See #325.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 11, 2021 02:14 PM (DTX3h)

Got it now!

Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 02:15 PM (mZUr4)

337
333 NOOD naked Bill Gates
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 11, 2021 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

Do I really want to know?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 11, 2021 02:16 PM (hKTv8)

338 It's "On whom?" Not "On who?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side

Ever corrected a suicide note?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 02:19 PM (o89XP)

339 I wonder why Potato is so desperate to shut down Fox News and Tucker.

I wonder.....

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 02:22 PM (4fSQf)

340 After the war between Marius and Sulla, Sulla killed most of the Marians
but passed on one due to family connections...a certain Julius Caesar.
And in doing so doomed the Republic, well what was left of it of course.

Do tell.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2021 02:22 PM (AbN83)

341 NOOD naked Bill Gates
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
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95? 97? 98? 2000? 8.1? 10?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2021 02:30 PM (vOGqy)

342 341 95? 97? 98? 2000? 8.1? 10?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2021 02:30 PM (vOGqy)

They've already forgotten about us...

*sniff*

Posted by: Windows ME & Windows Vista at May 11, 2021 02:34 PM (DTX3h)

343 SOLUTION: CNN hires Liz Cheney as spokeshead and in a few weeks she will deliver the war. Case closed.

Posted by: Robert Ferrigno at May 11, 2021 05:08 PM (VbLoi)

344 CNN The Fake News network their turkeys have come home to roost

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 11, 2021 05:19 PM (FLiOE)

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