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Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner Tells CNN's Audience: I'm Only "Kind of On the Republican Side"

It was stunning for Jenner to tell Fox viewers what they wanted to hear, but it was brave for him to tell CNN viewers what they wanted to hear.

Can we be done with this side-show now?

Reality TV star Caitlyn Jenner portrayed herself as a fiscal conservative and social liberal in a Monday CNN conversation that marked her second national TV interview since she launched her California gubernatorial recall campaign last month.

Jenner emphasized some standard conservative positions on the economy and blocking illegal entry into the U.S., but eschewed more hardline positions. She initially pushed back when reporter Dana Bash called her a Republican, saying she was "kind of on the Republican side." Jenner is a registered Republican voter in Los Angeles County.

"I don't like labels, you know," Jenner said. "I'm me. OK? This is how I do it. Just because I have conservative economic philosophy, that's the only thing that the Republicans are kind of on that I'm on. But I don't know, maybe you call me a Libertarian, maybe you call me the middle. I really don't know because when it comes to social issues, I'm much more progressive, much more liberal."

BTW, on Hannity's show last week, Jenner also walked back his statement that girls sports should be for girls only. He walked it back into basically offering no opinion on the topic, other than it's complicated.

On CNN, he also revealed he didn't vote for Trump, and suggested that Trump has no political future.

Which is fine, but... why would any Republican vote for this basket case, who frankly seems borderline stupid to boot?

I've learned my lesson from Schwarzenegger. No more liberal stunt candidates. Period.

Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom faces a recall election, and suddenly decides to send out $600 "stimulus checks," aka bribes, to voters, from a "surprise" $75 billion surplus they suddenly discovered.

Allegedly.

California Gov. Gavin Newsom said on Monday the state has an unexpected $75 billion budget surplus.

Newsom said he plans on giving the surplus back to residents in the form of stimulus aid and debt relief.

The "Golden State Stimulus" may send $600 checks to middle-income people and $500 checks to families with dependents.

Posted by: Ace at 01:25 PM




Comments

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1 Weak

Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 12:25 PM (ONvIw)

2 Bam

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 12:25 PM (kTF2Z)

3 Dang

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 12:26 PM (kTF2Z)

4 Why doesn't Jenner just go away

Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 12:26 PM (ONvIw)

5 I'm only kind of on Jenner's side.

Posted by: XY Chromosome pairing at May 11, 2021 12:26 PM (Ojki1)

6 Fuck this shit. We know. Now, go DIAF.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 12:27 PM (wAnMi)

7 Yeah, I'd vote for Newsom if I were a Californian.

Jenner is the best bet to unseat Newsom, and California is not going to get any better with a powerless, quasi-Republican as governor against the Democratic behemoth that is the Democratic bureaucracy and legislature.

California needs to go down much further and harder before the people are willing to save their own state. That fall needs to entirely fall at the feet of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

8 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 11, 2021 12:27 PM (56iwG)

9 Downstairs nooded jenner

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 12:28 PM (wAnMi)

10 So not a Trump fan and pliable?

We support 100%!

Posted by: GoPe at May 11, 2021 12:28 PM (Ojki1)

11 He'd still be an improvement for those poor suckers on the left coast. But not by much.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at May 11, 2021 12:28 PM (P7Iz+)

12 Okay, look.


I had a lot to say about this particular topic, but #5 comment wins, hands down.


Do we close the thread now, or what? No one's gonna beat that.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at May 11, 2021 12:28 PM (6JL3d)

13 So who wants to bet that this surprise surplus is actually funded by Federal "infrastructure" spending?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 11, 2021 12:29 PM (XVYfL)

14 Im pretty OK with the Democraps having this mothertucker in their camp.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 11, 2021 12:29 PM (o2MD2)

15 Jenner's first campaign slogan "vote for me or I'll cut my dick off!" has been discarded.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2021 12:29 PM (kTF2Z)

16 "I don't like labels, you know," Jenner said. "I'm me. OK? This is how I do it. Just because I have conservative economic philosophy, that's the only thing that the Republicans are kind of on that I'm on. But I don't know, maybe you call me a Libertarian, maybe you call me the middle. I really don't know because when it comes to social issues, I'm much more progressive, much more liberal."
++++
He sounds like the perfect Republican to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:29 PM (Jsjd7)

17 Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner Tells CNN's Audience: I'm Only "Kind of a Woman"

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 12:30 PM (yrol0)

18 7 Jenner is the best bet to unseat Newsom, and California is not going to get any better with a powerless, quasi-Republican as governor against the Democratic behemoth that is the Democratic bureaucracy and legislature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

*trademark glare*

Posted by: Schwarzenegger at May 11, 2021 12:30 PM (Ojki1)

19 Can we be done with this side-show now?
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I was done before.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2021 12:30 PM (cI7Oj)

20 So pretty standard GOPe from the sound of things.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 11, 2021 12:30 PM (z5Vrg)

21 Jenner's pronouns are ?/?.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 12:30 PM (jvEEu)

22 Huh. A guy who wears dresses and insists he's a chick turns out to be unreliable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2021 12:30 PM (H5knJ)

23 7 . . . California needs to go down much further and harder before the people are willing to save their own state. That fall needs to entirely fall at the feet of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side
________

The collapse will be the fault of the GOP since they want children to die of hunger and they want to pollute the rivers and the ocean and they're all white supremacists who shoot up schools and kill minorities and gays.

Posted by: Furious George at May 11, 2021 12:30 PM (9vQJW)

24 California Gov. Gavin Newsom said on Monday the state has an unexpected $75 billion budget surplus.
Newsom said he plans on giving the surplus back to residents in the form of stimulus aid and debt relief.

++++
Emergency fund to deal with tough times in the future? A debt service fund to help deal with CA's crippling state debt load under a future reduction in tax receipts? Holding some of it back to help with the CALPERS time bomb?

Nah.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:30 PM (Jsjd7)

25 And Jenner is so ghastly-looking. Gack.

Posted by: m at May 11, 2021 12:30 PM (ya129)

26 Caitlyn Jenner's favorite movie? Tuck Everlasting

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 11, 2021 12:31 PM (k/TB6)

27 Everytime the article refers to him with a female pronoun I twitched.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 12:31 PM (cSyAR)

28 I wish people weren't stupid.

Any government handing you a check will inevitably be made up of money they took from you in the first place and will be recouped via further taxes when you go back to sleep.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 12:31 PM (4fSQf)

29 5 I'm only kind of on Jenner's side.
Posted by: XY Chromosome pairing at May 11, 2021 12:26 PM (Ojki1)
++++
Is it too early to declare a threadwinner?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:31 PM (Jsjd7)

30 And not any Curious George crap.


What about Bi-Curious George?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 12:31 PM (uSj2T)

31 I got $5600 Biden Bucks. Found out I can only deposit $5K of it today; rest will have to be deposited some other day. Can't wait for my Newsom Bribe. Maybe I'll donate it to his recall effort.

Posted by: Hunter at May 11, 2021 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

32 I'm Only "Kind of On the Republican Side"

-
That's a very Republican thing to say.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 12:31 PM (VVEnO)

33 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (arJlL)

34 Don't vote ever for him, he is a crazy fk

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (Cxk7w)

35 23 7 . . . California needs to go down much further and harder before the people are willing to save their own state. That fall needs to entirely fall at the feet of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side
________

The collapse will be the fault of the GOP since they want children to die of hunger and they want to pollute the rivers and the ocean and they're all white supremacists who shoot up schools and kill minorities and gays.
Posted by: Furious George at May 11, 2021 12:30 PM (9vQJW)

=========

Fine. As long as there are no Republicans in power to actually point to. California needs to descend into different Leftist power groups eating each other, messaging past each other with no one paying attention to their words anymore because the state is such a hellhole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

36 my family went through the 70s gas crisis with a 1970 Oldsmobile Delta 88 with a 455 engine and a 67 Cadillac something with a caddy 427

and let Jenner run, the Ds will attack and some voters will figure out identity politics only goes one direction

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (bTQ72)

37 Pro tip; If you're bi-curious, you are a faggot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (o2MD2)

38 Most Republicans are cheap dates. If someone even says one thing "conservative," he is the next candidate everyone should vote for. And that's how we end up being so disappointed in most politicians.

Posted by: abbynormal at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (+cFSk)

39 Sounds like the kind of fierce leadership National Review and Wet Fart can get behind.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (nkobF)

40 Jenner chose Hannity because Tucker was too on the nose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (4fSQf)

41 The "Golden State Stimulus" may send $600 checks to middle-income people and $500 checks to families with dependents.

Per family, huh? Sorry, Gavin, I DO do math and wonder whose pockets the majority of that surplus is intended for.

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (1vynn)

42 On CNN, he also revealed he didn't vote for Trump, and suggested that Trump has no political future.



You know who else has no political future...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (OCTRt)

43 California Gov. Gavin Newsom said on Monday the state has an unexpected $75 billion budget surplus recall election.
Newsom said he plans on giving the surplus back to residents in the form of stimulus aid and debt relief a bribe for their vote.

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (jvEEu)

44 Off, pedophilic, incestuous meth head.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

45 Willowed:

https://abcnews.go.com/

I dare you to find the news article on the front page about the gas stations running out of fuel up and down the east coast states.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 12:33 PM (XTk1T)

46 I'm glad I left the field of reporting before pronouns became a minefield.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 12:33 PM (cSyAR)

47 Any government handing you a check will inevitably be made up of money they took from you in the first place and will be recouped via further taxes when you go back to sleep.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 12:31 PM (4fSQf)


I used the check the goobermint handed me to pay my taxes.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2021 12:33 PM (CcOog)

48 32 I'm Only "Kind of On the Republican Side"

-
That's a very Republican thing to say.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 12:31 PM (VVEnO)

Lol. The Republican paradox.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 12:33 PM (4fSQf)

49 s/he/it is the appropriate "pronoun" for these insane people.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 11, 2021 12:33 PM (56iwG)

50 42 On CNN, he also revealed he didn't vote for Trump, and suggested that Trump has no political future.



You know who else has no political future...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (OCTRt)

I prefer using "SHIT"; stands for she/he/it, so covers all the bases.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

51 Nobody ever accused Bruce Jenner of being smart, I mean he married a Kardashian. He was very athletic with bad hair, that's the extent of his abilities.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (KZzsI)

52 I bet Jenner doesn't even have a cool nickname. Lame...

Posted by: Mishdog at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (cqAUI)

53 Fine. As long as there are no Republicans in power to actually point to. California needs to descend into different Leftist power groups eating each other, messaging past each other with no one paying attention to their words anymore because the state is such a hellhole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)


That's my take as well. Go long on ice axes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (jvEEu)

54
Eh, I'm with TJM.

Vote Newsom.

Let Cali voters get it so good and hard they want to scoop out their own brains for even thinking about voting for Newsom and the Democrats.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (dWwl8)

55 This is also true of Schwarzenegger.

It tells you a lot about the GOP that they're pushing this freak.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (ifmtJ)

56
UK Daily Mail has US gas lines at the top of their web page

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (bTQ72)

57 Which is fine, but... why would any Republican vote for this basket case, who frankly seems borderline stupid to boot?
because gary coleman is not available.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (sGtp+)

58 Jenner is the best bet to unseat Newsom, and California is not going to get any better with a powerless, quasi-Republican as governor against the Democratic behemoth that is the Democratic bureaucracy and legislature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
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CA Republican legislators were pretty hopeless back in the '90s when I left. They have surprised me by being even more hopeless today.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (WGara)

59 I think Caitlyn is pretty hot.

In a non-sexual way, of course.

Posted by: Rachel Levine at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (DMUuz)

60 And Jenner is so ghastly-looking. Gack.
Posted by: m at May 11, 2021 12:30 PM (ya129)
---
Don't you know it!

Posted by: Rachel Levine at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (cI7Oj)

61 Huh. A guy who wears dresses and insists he's a chick turns out to be unreliable.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Reasons matter.
Klinger was reliable.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (OCTRt)

62 As much chance of being elected as getting pregnant.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (r1z5A)

63 California has done this before: they have a *cash* surplus, in that the amount of money physically going out the door is less than the amount of money physically coming in the door.

Meanwhile, liabilities to pension funds continue to pile up.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (dJLqG)

64 Wealth redistribution is a wonderful thing.

You pay in five thousand, and everyone including you gets back 600!

Do you see, comrade?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (4fSQf)

65 38 Most Republicans are cheap dates. If someone even says one thing "conservative," he is the next candidate everyone should vote for. And that's how we end up being so disappointed in most politicians.
Posted by: abbynormal at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM (+cFSk)

Yep. And then even the mild lip-service gets walked back on upon MFM prodding.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (Enc9Y)

66 Most Republicans are cheap dates faithless, feckless, spineless fuckweasels.{/b}

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (CcOog)

67 Is Jenner a decathlete or a biathlete?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (uSj2T)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (CcOog)

69 Pro tip; If you're bi-curious, you are a faggot.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM


The ol' Andrew Dice Clay analysis, I see.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (m+jkK)

70 55 This is also true of Schwarzenegger.

It tells you a lot about the GOP that they're pushing this freak.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

Celebrity was the only way that the Republican Party was going to win again in that state. Should have put John Milius up instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

71 62 As much chance of being elected as getting pregnant.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (r1z5A)

Nice one

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (ifmtJ)

72 We are having a gas crisis because Trump didn't have a plan for distributing distilled petroleum products across the country. Joe Biden has had to start from scratch to design a petroleum distribution network that works for all Americans. Within the next few weeks, Joe Biden will announce a $4 trillion plan to fund organizations who will consider ways to research possible ways of planning to upgrade our pipeline infrastructure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (uBAt0)

73 49 s/he/it is the appropriate "pronoun" for these insane people.Posted by: RedC1C4 at May 11, 2021 12:33 PM (56iwG)

I prefer using "SHIT"; stands for she/he/it, so covers all the bases.Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 12:33 PM (ynpvh)


Hordemind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

74 I prefer using "SHIT"; stands for she/he/it, so covers all the bases.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 12:33 PM (ynpvh)
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Pronounced "sheeit".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2021 12:36 PM (WGara)

75 I bet Jenner doesn't even have a cool nickname. Lame...
Posted by: Mishdog


It's Bruce.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 12:36 PM (OCTRt)

76 California's spending keeps going up and its population has decreased for the first year since it became a state. And we're supposed to buy that they have a budget surplus??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2021 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

77 California has done this before: they have a *cash*
surplus, in that the amount of money physically going out the door is
less than the amount of money physically coming in the door.



Meanwhile, liabilities to pension funds continue to pile up.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete


Soon "Hollywood Accounting" will be nation wide...oh, wait.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 12:36 PM (r1z5A)

78 Why is Jenner running -- has anyone asked that?
What would Jenner do differently than Newsom?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2021 12:36 PM (bDqIh)

79 How can CA elect a guy who killed somebody with his car?

Sure, Jenner thinks xe got absolution by "becoming a woman", but ...

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2021 12:36 PM (cI7Oj)

80 Celebrity was the only way that the Republican Party was going to win again in that state. Should have put John Milius up instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

The power of celebrity is real.
But they could try running a conservative. California used to have a lot of those, who didn't vote and wouldn't vote for twinks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 11, 2021 12:36 PM (ifmtJ)

81 Let Cali voters get it so good and hard they want to scoop out their own brains for even thinking about voting for Newsom and the Democrats.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (dWwl

That was a rationale for keeping Grey-out Davis during the last recall election, that Californians voted for this and should have to live with their voting preferences for the full governor term.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2021 12:36 PM (Enc9Y)

82 Just like he 'only kind of likes the poon'.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 12:37 PM (0OP+5)

83 Isn't Bruce also for open borders?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 12:37 PM (63Dwl)

84 42 On CNN, he also revealed he didn't vote for Trump, and suggested that Trump has no political future.







You know who else has no political future...

gary coleman

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 11, 2021 12:37 PM (v3pYe)

85 Don't vote ever for him, he is a crazy fk
Posted by: Skip
___

H8r.

Posted by: GOPe at May 11, 2021 12:37 PM (6Ljzq)

86 The Liberty Daily calls him Bruce Gender.

Posted by: DJ at May 11, 2021 12:37 PM (O3/K+)

87 Pro tip; If you're bi-curious, you are a faggot.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM

The ol' Andrew Dice Clay analysis, I see.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (m+jkK)

*Nods*

There are no bisexuals. You either suck dick....or you don't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 11, 2021 12:37 PM (ifmtJ)

88 Isn't Bruce also for open borders?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 12:37 PM (6Ljzq)

89 How can CA elect a guy who killed somebody with his car?

Sure, Jenner thinks xe got absolution by "becoming a woman", but ...
Posted by: Axeman


*cough Ted Kennedy cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 12:37 PM (OCTRt)

90 Like we don't already have enough dickless Republicans.

Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2021 12:37 PM (FhXTo)

91 After the olympics this freak show made Mark Spitz look shy and attention averse.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (y7DUB)

92 Pssst, hey, hey guys come here.
[hushed whisper] Did you know this same dude is going around wearing women's clothing and is pretending to be a chick? For real. Pass it on man.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (bYTQR)

93 Instead of Bruce Jenner, here's a picture of a cute redhead with big cans:
https://is.gd/F83htk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (Jsjd7)

94 why would any Republican vote for this basket case, who frankly seems borderline stupid to boot?

Never underestimate your typical Republican's desire to insist they're not a bigot.

Bruce Jenner is a mentally-ill freak who should be in an institution. I wouldn't care if he were the second coming of Reagan - he has no place in our political system. Vote for him and you are sending the message that no sickness, no perversion, no mental instability is disqualifying. Vote for Jenner and you have no standing to declare that the president of NAMBLA should not be on the ballot.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (2JVJo)

95 57 Which is fine, but... why would any Republican vote for this basket case, who frankly seems borderline stupid to boot?
because gary coleman is not available.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (sGtp+)

Whatchutalking about Willis? Who has facts to back up that opinion anyway?

Posted by: Heavenly Kid Coleman at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (Ojki1)

96 Meanwhile, liabilities to pension funds continue to pile up.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete

It's okay. California will just go to the Feds and get a bail-out. Problem solved.

Posted by: abbynormal at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (+cFSk)

97 Instead of Bruce Jenner, here's a picture of a cute redhead with big cans:
https://is.gd/F83htk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (Jsjd7)

No soul but a great body

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (ifmtJ)

98 Finally a candidate Gabe Malor can get behind.

Or maybe in front of.

It's all very confusing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (uSj2T)

99 72 We are having a gas crisis because Trump didn't have a plan for distributing distilled petroleum products across the country. Joe Biden has had to start from scratch to design a petroleum distribution network that works for all Americans. Within the next few weeks, Joe Biden will announce a $4 trillion plan to fund organizations who will consider ways to research possible ways of planning to upgrade our pipeline infrastructure.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (uBAt0)

....

3.9 Trillion of that will go to electric vehicle research.

0.1 Trillion will go to even newer better gas can dispensing devices.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2021 12:39 PM (yL25O)

100 72 We are having a gas crisis because Trump didn't have a plan for
distributing distilled petroleum products across the country. Joe Biden
has had to start from scratch to design a petroleum distribution network
that works for all Americans.

hint: it involves trains

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 11, 2021 12:39 PM (sGtp+)

101 BREAKING: Iron Dome Overwhelmed, Netanyahu Threatens War

Two Israeli women were killed in Ashkelon on Tuesday as barrages of rockets struck the southern city and the IDF continued to target Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad (PIJ) terrorist sites throughout the Gaza Strip.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced that the intensity and rate of attacks will increase following a visit to the IDF's Southern Command headquarter.

"We are in the midst of a campaign," he said. "Since yesterday, the IDF has been attacking hundreds of Hamas and Islamic Jihad sites in Gaza. We have neutralized commanders, we have hit many of their quality targets. Hamas will be struck in ways that it did not expect."

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I remember when if we just gave them Gaza, we could have peace.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 12:39 PM (VVEnO)

102 Should have put John Milius up instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM



His daughter Amanda would make an excellent press secretary, I do believe.

Posted by: Bert G at May 11, 2021 12:39 PM (sAW0o)

103
I liked him on CHiPs.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 11, 2021 12:39 PM (wsscf)

104 81 Let Cali voters get it so good and hard they want to scoop out their own
brains for even thinking about voting for Newsom and the Democrats.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (dWwl



That was a rationale for keeping Grey-out Davis during the last
recall election, that Californians voted for this and should have to
live with their voting preferences for the full governor term.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2021 12:36 PM (Enc9Y)

Hey! I never voted for either bastard, and I voted for McClintock, not Arnie. that Repubs got over 60% of the vote in the Grey Davis recall was amazing; showed how much Grey was hated.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

105 >>why would any Republican vote for this basket case...


Well you can't get to The Aristocrats phase of the American Experiment without some real panache and a Tranny.

Gotta have a tranny in The Aristocrats, gotta.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2021 12:39 PM (E0ukh)

106 Meanwhile, liabilities to pension funds continue to pile up.

**

That's infrastructure. Same as this gas pipeline ransom that will be paid by the feds with free money.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 12:39 PM (XTk1T)

107
What would Jenner do differently than Newsom?

Urinate

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 12:40 PM (63Dwl)

108 "The ol' Andrew Dice Clay analysis, I see."


One day, hair pie, the next day...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2021 12:40 PM (CcOog)

109 7 . . . California needs to go down much further and harder before the people are willing to save their own state. That fall needs to entirely fall at the feet of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side
________


The 'people'? Who cares about them and what they think or do? Not the people at the top of the pyramid. The billionaires in California will be very happy if everyone leaves the State, except for their maids, cooks, personal trainers, gardeners, pool-cleaners, and private armies able to defeat attacks from any threat short of an Army mechanized infantry battalion.

They can fly-in cooks to prepare 5-star-restaurant meals for dinner parties, fly-in groceries and every other consumable, fly-in hairdressers, and so on.

Posted by: Jen the Liar, Fibber, Prevaricator, and Sort-of Ginger at May 11, 2021 12:40 PM (AMIL/)

110 I remember when if we just gave them Gaza, we could have peace.

Its odd, how having Trump in office shut these spastic losers down by cutting off funding and arms to them and letting them know nobody supported them any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2021 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

111 Instead of Bruce Jenner, here's a picture of a cute redhead with big cans:
https://is.gd/F83htk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (Jsjd7)
---
Sort of a Lori Partridge look.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2021 12:40 PM (cI7Oj)

112 Why would the Republican Party support someone who's ashamed of the name Republican?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 12:40 PM (cSyAR)

113 Vote Newsom.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (dWwl


Careful. Then you'll get President Newsom eventually.

Don't think so? Did you think we'd get "President" Biden?

I remember during the primaries when people wrote off Biden and scoffed at my suggestion that he or Hillarhoid would ultimately be the nominee.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 12:40 PM (jvEEu)

114 Malor would be soooo disappointed by this thread.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 12:40 PM (y7DUB)

115 California Gov. Gavin Newsom said on Monday the state has an unexpected $75 billion budget surplus.
Soooo.....did he look in the couch cushions to find that $75B?

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 12:40 PM (v16oJ)

116 99 0.1 Trillion will go to even newer better gas can dispensing devices.
don't think of it as a gas can. think of it as gas sequestration.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 11, 2021 12:41 PM (sGtp+)

117 What would Jenner do differently than Newsom?

Urinate
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
___

rofl

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 12:41 PM (6Ljzq)

118 >>Celebrity was the only way that the Republican Party was going to win again in that state. Should have put John Milius up instead.


No offense, TJM, but that sounds like the typical GOP consultant advice that the only way a Republican can win the presidency is to. . . compromise on every dang thing (akin to running as an 80's or 90's Democrat).

I am not a Californoan, so I have no idea what kind of candidate will win, Maybe they do need to run a CA freak to outfreak Newsom? However, in general, it's long past time insisting that only Democrat-lite is always the best option.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2021 12:41 PM (bDqIh)

119 I think that Jenner lady may be on to something. We should all get behind s/he/it, the gelding.

Posted by: Pierre "Limp Dick" Delecto at May 11, 2021 12:41 PM (JNTt1)

120 72 Within the next few weeks, Joe Biden will announce a $4 trillion plan to fund organizations who will consider ways to research possible ways of planning to upgrade our pipeline infrastructure.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (uBAt0)

Tanned, ready and rested. we got this.

Posted by: Standard Oil at May 11, 2021 12:41 PM (Ojki1)

121 76 California's spending keeps going up and its population has decreased for the first year since it became a state. And we're supposed to buy that they have a budget surplus??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2021 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

...

Sure.

The budget says ....let's see...yep. $75Bn surplus, in this line right here.

It's very freeing when the budget doesn't actually have to *balance*.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2021 12:41 PM (yL25O)

122 I bet Jenner is the first openly mentally ill Olympic Decathlon Champion.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2021 12:42 PM (f6JSa)

123 What would Jenner do differently than Newsom?

Urinate
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---
My money wouldn't be totally against Newsom sitting down to pee.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2021 12:42 PM (cI7Oj)

124 I remember during the primaries when people wrote off Biden and scoffed at my suggestion that he or Hillarhoid would ultimately be the nominee.

And they were right, the voters wanted neither. The Democratic Party installed them over the will of the people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2021 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

125 It tells you a lot about the GOP that they're pushing this freak.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 11, 2021 12:34 PM (ifmtJ)


I'll be interested to see how Romney chimes in on this one. No doubt he'll try to ignore it as long as possible. Then it'll be some vague bullshit about a big tent and not judging people.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 12:42 PM (wAnMi)

126 https://is.gd/F83htk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (Jsjd7)
---
Sort of a Lori Partridge look.
Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2021 12:40 PM (cI7Oj)


Holy shit, Axeman! My brain was a mile a minute trying to place her face and wham...Lori Partridge!

Well done

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 12:42 PM (4fSQf)

127 $4 trillion for BLM, SPLC, and environmental groups.

$0 trillion for actual pipeline upgrades.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 12:43 PM (uBAt0)

128 Sort of a Lori Partridge look.

Posted by: Axeman

Yup, she does resemble Susan Dey, who was one of my first crushes. Damn, she was hot.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 12:43 PM (v16oJ)

129 Trannies are infrastructure.

Posted by: Kristin Gillibrand at May 11, 2021 12:43 PM (cI7Oj)

130 I bet Jenner is the first openly mentally ill Olympic Decathlon Champion.

I saw a funny meme of one of the Kardassians trying to figure out what to get her father for Mother's Day.

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 12:43 PM (vOGqy)

131 It's okay. California will just go to the Feds and get a bail-out. Problem solved.
Posted by: abbynormal at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (+cFSk)
++++
I look forward to them telling pensioners "the Pension Benefit Guaranty Corporation payout is limited to a maximum that is far lower than your pension value prior to the failure and takeover of the program by the PBGC. Our hands are tied. Please contact your local PBGC representative."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:43 PM (Jsjd7)

132 Indian doctors warn against using COW DUNG to cure Covid-19 as desperate people unable to get oxygen or hospital care cover themselves in excrement

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 12:43 PM (bTQ72)

133 I prefer using "SHIT"; stands for she/he/it, so covers all the bases.


Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

---
see #49 GMTA!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 11, 2021 12:43 PM (56iwG)

134 hint: it involves trains

Chris Murphy@ChrisMurphyCT: You don't have to look hard to figure out why China is gaining on us so rapidly.

Beijing to Shanghai
: - distance: 800 miles: - train time: 4.3 hours

Boston to DC :- distance: 440 miles: - train time: 7 hours

-
We must close the train gap!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 12:43 PM (VVEnO)

135 If you want a republican to win in CA, they have to be a leftist democrat. But, hey, it is an R victory!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 12:44 PM (uBAt0)

136 Lucky Day! I found $75 Billion in my govt pants! - Guv Gruesome.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2021 12:44 PM (r+sAi)

137 I prefer using "SHIT"; stands for she/he/it, so covers all the bases.


Posted by: jim


Hey fucker!
It's gender neutral.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 12:44 PM (OCTRt)

138 Mind the gap!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 12:44 PM (uBAt0)

139 75 I bet Jenner doesn't even have a cool nickname. Lame...
Posted by: Mishdog


It's Bruce.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 12:36 PM (OCTRt)

Lol true, but unless you are Australian, "Bruce" sounds kinda gay....nttiatwwt....

Posted by: Mishdog at May 11, 2021 12:44 PM (cqAUI)

140 Bruce Jenner is a mentally-ill freak who should be in an institution. I wouldn't care if he were the second coming of Reagan - he has no place in our political system. Vote for him and you are sending the message that no sickness, no perversion, no mental instability is disqualifying. Vote for Jenner and you have no standing to declare that the president of NAMBLA should not be on the ballot.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (2JVJo)


Shhhhhh! Don't give California voters any ideas.

Getting rid of Newsom is worth it, even if we end up with a nutjob as governor. Jenner is unlikely to run for President. Newsom is absolutely guaranteed to do so, if he doesn't get torpedoed NOW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (jvEEu)

141 The budget says ....let's see...yep. $75Bn surplus, in this line right here.
How much of that money was from Biden's "stimulus", i.e. the rest of us, including our grandkids? Also, one would think this would make it difficult for CA to come to the Feds and demand support, but you'd be wrong. You know it's coming.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (v16oJ)

142 Cornered, Newsom is doing what any true Democrat would do, buy his way out with other people's money.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (H8QX8)

143 Seems to me this would be grounds for arresting Newsome for bribery.
If we had an independent investigative organization at any level.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (DpkTQ)

144 Question - is there a normal candidate on the Republican side in Califronia? Hell is there a normal candidate on ANY side in California?

Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (ZfRYq)

145 We must close the train gap!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 12:43 PM (VVEnO)
----------
Do NOT make fun of trains!

Posted by: Dr. Sheldon Cooper at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (WGara)

146 I saw a funny meme of one of the Kardassians trying to figure out what to get her father for Mother's Day.
Posted by: t-bird
___

Robert Kardashian wanted to die.

With a family like his, how could he not?

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (6Ljzq)

147 Chris Murphy@ChrisMurphyCT: You don't have to look hard to figure out why China is gaining on us so rapidly.

Beijing to Shanghai
: - distance: 800 miles: - train time: 4.3 hours

Boston to DC :- distance: 440 miles: - train time: 7 hours

We must close the train gap!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Boston to Shanghai! Winning!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (OCTRt)

148 Question - is there a normal candidate on the Republican side in Califronia? Hell is there a normal candidate on ANY side in California?
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (ZfRYq)
++++
Devin Nunes, but he isn't running for state office...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (Jsjd7)

149 Instead of Bruce Jenner, here's a picture of a cute redhead with big cans:
https://is.gd/F83htk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (Jsjd7)



Nice! Here's a sexy brunette with big cans:

https://tinyurl.com/52mhudm8

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2021 12:46 PM (dWwl8)

150 I prefer using "SHIT"; stands for she/he/it, so covers all the bases.

Posted by: jim


I prefer "diversity, inclusion, equity." "DIE."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 12:46 PM (jvEEu)

151
Indian doctors warn against using COW DUNG to cure Covid-19 as desperate
people unable to get oxygen or hospital care cover themselves in
excrement

Gives new meaning to "getting shitfaced".

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 12:46 PM (v16oJ)

152 Malor would be soooo disappointed by this thread.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 12:40 PM (y7DUB)

He'd be too busy fapping to pictures of Jenner to complain, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 11, 2021 12:46 PM (ifmtJ)

153 121 The budget says ....let's see...yep. $75Bn surplus, in this line right here.



It's very freeing when the budget doesn't actually have to *balance*.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2021 12:41 PM (yL25O)

The surplus was from before Kamala became VP; don't ask how she raised it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

154 Boston to Shanghai! Winning!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (OCTRt)
+++
Boston, eh? Why should I deal with some mewling, sniveling provincial? Get back to me when you're from Washington. Most of our assets are in Washington. I don't have time to deal with a bunch of local yokels.

Posted by: CCP Official at May 11, 2021 12:47 PM (Jsjd7)

155 Trains!

Posted by: KumDumpster Kamala at May 11, 2021 12:47 PM (Cz/WQ)

156 Anyone who refers to Kaitlyn Gender as "she" and "her" is gaslighting you.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 11, 2021 12:47 PM (xopIz)

157
I'll be interested to see how Romney chimes in on this one.

I'd hit it. Oh, wait you mean Jenner's chances of winning the election. Uh...slimmer then the chances I've got some Ukrainian hryvnia in my wallet I'll tell you that.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at May 11, 2021 12:47 PM (DpkTQ)

158 90 Like we don't already have enough dickless Republicans.
Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2021 12:37 PM (FhXTo)
========

WE may have a new thread winner here, folks.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2021 12:47 PM (JNTt1)

159 The best the CA GOP can come up to run against one of the most hated governors in the US is a NeverTrump tranny.

Good luck with that, I'm out.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2021 12:47 PM (mgXjw)

160 Nice! Here's a sexy brunette with big cans:

https://tinyurl.com/52mhudm8
Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2021 12:46 PM (dWwl
++++
That was extremely unkind.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:47 PM (Jsjd7)

161
Nice! Here's a sexy brunette with big cans:

https://tinyurl.com/52mhudm8
Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2021 12:46 PM (dWwl8


Hubba hubba!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 12:47 PM (4fSQf)

162 Take what TJM wrote a bit further. Californians should vote for the candidate, if there is one, who runs to Newsome's freaking left.

BURN. IT. DOWN.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 11, 2021 12:47 PM (puu6v)

163 147 Boston to Shanghai! Winning!
you laugh, but i've been hearing for years that putin is planning to build a rail line from russia to canada. there's a spot in the bering strait where it only take a short bridge.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 11, 2021 12:48 PM (sGtp+)

164 Just tell them whatever they want to hear Bruce. Dominion will ensure that your victory is unquestionable, like mine was!

Posted by: President NPC at May 11, 2021 12:48 PM (FPuSC)

165 A stepson lives in California with his family. However, they cut off all communication with me when his mother died.
I haven't decided if I care about the fact they live in a lunatic asylum.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 12:48 PM (cSyAR)

166 The guy didn't know if he was a guy or girl, then he didn't know if he wanted to date guys or girls after becoming a girl, now he doesn't seem to know just where he stands politically. So principled! Yeah, I first thought he'd/she'd be better than any D communist in CA, but now...oh heck, who cares. I'm still waiting for the state to break off into the ocean. That is, as long as our Horde members get out first.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2021 12:48 PM (O+I8R)

167 I needed some eyebleach after naturalflake's troll. Here's an actual sexy brunette with big cans:
https://is.gd/0xIAV6

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:49 PM (Jsjd7)

168 We are having a gas crisis because Trump didn't have a plan for distributing distilled petroleum products across the country. Joe Biden has had to start from scratch to design a petroleum distribution network that works for all Americans. Within the next few weeks, Joe Biden will announce a $4 trillion plan to fund organizations who will consider ways to research possible ways of planning to upgrade our pipeline infrastructure.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 12:35 PM (uBAt0)

I can't even tell anymore.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2021 12:49 PM (nkobF)

169 147 Chris Murphy@ChrisMurphyCT: You don't have to look hard to figure out why China is gaining on us so rapidly.


Beijing to Shanghai
: - distance: 800 miles: - train time: 4.3 hours


Boston to DC :- distance: 440 miles: - train time: 7 hours
We must close the train gap!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Boston to Shanghai! Winning!Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (OCTRt)

The underwater part where you have to hold your breath is a bitch, however.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 12:49 PM (ynpvh)

170 @159:

That's the main thing Bruce got wrong. The Republican Party doesn't have a future.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 11, 2021 12:49 PM (puu6v)

171 @144

Doesn't matter, Hispanics, Asians and Blacks make up 60 pct of the electorate.


These groups do not vote Republican in any statistical meaningful way.


And the GOP largely is non-existent in California.

I also heard tell that the CA board of elections is going to "enhance" the process of who gets on the ballot.

So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2021 12:49 PM (E0ukh)

172 The guy didn't know if he was a guy or girl, then he didn't know if he wanted to date guys or girls after becoming a girl, now he doesn't seem to know just where he stands politically. So principled! Yeah, I first thought he'd/she'd be better than any D communist in CA, but now...oh heck, who cares. I'm still waiting for the state to break off into the ocean. That is, as long as our Horde members get out first.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2021 12:48 PM (O+I8R)
++++
I blow in the wind
Like a weather vane
I don't know what I mean
I just play the game

Posted by: Bruce Jenner, beat poet at May 11, 2021 12:50 PM (Jsjd7)

173 you laugh, but i've been hearing for years that putin is planning to
build a rail line from russia to canada. there's a spot in the bering
strait where it only take a short bridge.

A bridge? Unlikely, if for no other reason than floating ice and the thing being impassable for much of the year. The minimum Russia-US distance is about 55 miles (less if you count the Diomedes islands), so a tunnel would work, and I imagine the machines they used for the Chunnel are available.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 12:50 PM (v16oJ)

174 Look this is a bunch of malarkey.
First you say "Joe, cut it out with the gas" and you know, not my fault. The doctor told me to get more fiber.
Well, now I'm eating beans every night and you guys tell me Joe, we need more gas.
MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MINDS

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 11, 2021 12:50 PM (DpkTQ)

175 Vote Jenner for change.

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 11, 2021 12:51 PM (2cfUo)

176 149 Instead of Bruce Jenner, here's a picture of a cute redhead with big cans:

https://is.gd/F83htk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:38 PM (Jsjd7)



Nice! Here's a sexy brunette with big cans:


https://tinyurl.com/52mhudm8



Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2021 12:46 PM (dWwl

More like an ugly hag in drag, if you ask me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

177 Getting rid of Newsom is worth it, even if we end up with a nutjob as governor. Jenner is unlikely to run for President. Newsom is absolutely guaranteed to do so, if he doesn't get torpedoed NOW.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (jvEEu)


Exactly. Newsom needs to be stopped at all costs. This will tank his political career. Now, unless our voting is 100% rigged and they want Brucey to win, I'm not sure how it's possible. First, all of our imported voters are not going to vote for a tranny. Not happening. Hispanics, Indians and Asians are repulsed. Then, most normal people aren't going to go for it. We're looking at a niche market. Not that there's a shortage of wine moms and soy boys who think of him as brave - and a celebrity. But Arnold he ain't.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 12:51 PM (wAnMi)

178 >>> I needed some eyebleach after naturalflake's troll. Here's an actual sexy brunette with big cans:
https://is.gd/0xIAV6
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:49 PM (Jsjd7)


Is she aware of these elastic band thingies we have now. I can put one of those things on my kid's hair with one hand now.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 12:52 PM (bYTQR)

179 I don't think Waity Caity will win

Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 12:52 PM (ONvIw)

180 151 Indian doctors warn against using COW DUNG to cure Covid-19 as desperate

people unable to get oxygen or hospital care cover themselves in

excrement
Gives new meaning to "getting shitfaced".


Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 12:46 PM (v16oJ)

Same problem with the phrase "get stoned"; muslim countries take it literally.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

181 Doesn't matter, Hispanics, Asians and Blacks make up 60 pct of the electorate.

These groups do not vote Republican in any statistical meaningful way.
___

Good to know.

Then again, I wasn't planning to ever again.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 12:52 PM (6Ljzq)

182 Cernovich is considering running. Hope it happens.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 11, 2021 12:53 PM (vlXMQ)

183 First, all of our imported voters are not going to vote for a tranny.
Not happening. Hispanics, Indians and Asians are repulsed.

And yet they vote Dem.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 12:53 PM (v16oJ)

184 Getting rid of Newsom is worth it, even if we end up with a nutjob as governor. Jenner is unlikely to run for President. Newsom is absolutely guaranteed to do so, if he doesn't get torpedoed NOW.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (jvEEu)
++++
I can see that, but I suspect it's still a no-win scenario. The shit is going to hit the fan soon. Too much bad stuff has built up. I can think of nothing the Left would like more than to have it hit the fan under a Republican. If they're really Machiavellian, they'll torpedo Newsom to see this happen. They still control the state machinery regardless of who's in Sacramento...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:53 PM (Jsjd7)

185 California shit show.
What is wrong with you people?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 11, 2021 12:53 PM (ufFY8)

186 California Gov. Gavin Newsom said on Monday the state has an unexpected $75 billion budget surplus.

Oh bullshit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (nxdel)

187 I just got an email from a local fuel club gas company, Parkers, that they are limiting all purchases to $50 or less. In Savannah GA.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (bYTQR)

188 Why be upset with Caitlyn? This is what Republicans do. An un-reliable Republican? No she's just being a Republican. Haven't you guys figured this shit out yet?

"Can you believe that g-damn shark bit that persons leg off?"

Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (0jZnq)

189 socialists have been doing the exact same plan for over 100 years, it all ends the same


Reagan and Trump were just speed bumps that slowed down the crash

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (bTQ72)

190 Candidate Jenner: getting nuts out of the California government.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (cSyAR)

191 lol Jewells.

My sentiments exactly.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (6Ljzq)

192 I can see that, but I suspect it's still a no-win scenario. The shit is
going to hit the fan soon. Too much bad stuff has built up. I can think
of nothing the Left would like more than to have it hit the fan under a
Republican. If they're really Machiavellian, they'll torpedo Newsom to
see this happen. They still control the state machinery regardless of
who's in Sacramento...

I guarantee you they're already in negotiations with the Feds for more of your money.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (v16oJ)

193 The problem with California is that it's full of Californians.

Posted by: Edward the Longshanks at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (kTF2Z)

194 Indian doctors warn against using COW DUNG to cure Covid-19 as desperate people unable to get oxygen or hospital care cover themselves in excrement

Now if we can just convince the Karens that cow dung is much superior to wearing a mask ... at least we'll get some laughs out of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 12:55 PM (jvEEu)

195 >>Chris Murphy@ChrisMurphyCT: You don't have to look hard to figure out why China is gaining on us so rapidly.

Beijing to Shanghai
: - distance: 800 miles: - train time: 4.3 hours

Boston to DC :- distance: 440 miles: - train time: 7 hours
- - - -
What % of Americans vs. Chinese depend on train travel for work/daily life?

What is the % of car ownership of Americans vs. China?

If I were a suspicious person, I might think Chris Murphy is angling for getting the US into some sketchy 'one belt, one road' contract with China to upgrade our national train infrastructure.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2021 12:55 PM (bDqIh)

196 duh, all imported voters vote D


that is why they are allowed in


the Ds do not let folks who vote for the Rs in

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 12:55 PM (bTQ72)

197 $50 is about a full tank for most cars but not trucks.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 12:55 PM (bYTQR)

198 California Gov. Gavin Newsom said on Monday the state has an unexpected $75 billion budget surplus.

Oh bullshit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (nxdel)


Exactly. What a crock.
I bet there was no surplus the day before the recall passed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 12:55 PM (axyOa)

199 The problem with California is that it's full of Californians.
Posted by: Edward the Longshanks at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (kTF2Z)
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You can't throw them all out a window, you know.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2021 12:55 PM (WGara)

200 To go back to the previous thread...

We have golfers cancelling tee times because they have no gas.

Biden is running a shit show.

Posted by: golfman at May 11, 2021 12:56 PM (/5BXs)

201 Responsible people: "I earned more than I spent in this period. I'll sock some or all of this way against problems in the future."

Irresponsible people: "I earned more than I spent in this period. I'm buying a boat!"

Governments: "Tax receipts were higher than outlays in this period. I'm gonna use to buy votes."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:56 PM (Jsjd7)

202 It's not going to "burn down".
No amount of self-inflicted damage will result in any meaningful education or change in voter behavior.
It's not even very likely Newsom will lose a recall.

Carry on.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2021 12:56 PM (OTzUX)

203 The problem with California is that it's full of Californians.

So is Arizona.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 11, 2021 12:56 PM (SchxB)

204 If Democrats are the ones who pick Gruesome's replacement it won't matter a bit as every decree will be same as he would have made it.
But still getting rid of one ass is a win.

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2021 12:56 PM (Cxk7w)

205 Jenner: I'd give my left nut to be your next Gov.
Hell I'll even throw in the right.

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 11, 2021 12:56 PM (2cfUo)

206 California needs to go down much further and harder before the people are willing to save their own state. That fall needs to entirely fall at the feet of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

I completely agree. The problem that Ahnold had was that voters only replaced the top of the iceberg, when the actual problem was the 90% of the berg that you couldn't see. Jenner's election won't change that part. Until the CA GOP gets some sort of ground game, changing that state's trajectory is a fool's errand.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 11, 2021 12:56 PM (hKTv8)

207 >>Beijing to Shanghai
: - distance: 800 miles: - train time: 4.3 hours

Boston to DC :- distance: 440 miles: - train time: 7 hours
- - - -

Should also be mentioned: Boston MBTA bought a bunch of new train cars from China and they are sh#t!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2021 12:56 PM (bDqIh)

208 Increased prices work better than limits but they know they'd catch hell from the economically ignorant so here we are.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 12:56 PM (bYTQR)

209 But Arnold he ain't.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 12:51 PM (wAnMi)

Maybe that's a good thing. Arnold was a big nada.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 11, 2021 12:57 PM (H8QX8)

210 200 who stands to profit. I think this is a donk inside job.

Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 12:57 PM (ONvIw)

211 Getting rid of Newsom is worth it, even if we end up with a nutjob as governor. Jenner is unlikely to run for President. Newsom is absolutely guaranteed to do so, if he doesn't get torpedoed NOW.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 12:45 PM (jvEEu)

NO. Why do people on the Right continue to do this? Pretty soon it will be the conservative case for trannies and Democrats are the real transphobes.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 11, 2021 12:57 PM (EpDzw)

212 193 The problem with California is that it's full of Californians.
Posted by: Edward the Longshanks at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (kTF2Z)


The problem with California is that it's full of relatively recent arrivals to California from the Northeast.

See, e.g., Scott Wiener, a fruit who is behind (?) a lot of ridiculous crap in the legislature, a recent arrival from Philadelphia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 12:57 PM (jvEEu)

213 I guarantee you they're already in negotiations with the Feds for more of your money.
Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (v16oJ)
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Oh, of course. But CA is too big a problem to solve that way. They'll try and they'll forestall disaster for a time by looting the rest of the country, but CA's problems can't be solved with OPM. The problems are too big.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:57 PM (Jsjd7)

214 The socially liberal side always.. ALWAYS.. beats out the conservative economic side.



Posted by: Blanco at May 11, 2021 12:57 PM (mgx4p)

215 The left says we have too many old people voting Republican and look there is a disease that kills old people.
The left says we need to use less gas and suddenly there is a "hack" and you can't buy gas.

What a series of coincidences huh?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 12:57 PM (DpkTQ)

216 This is all a waste of time- look at Newsom's poll numbers, they're over 50%. He's going to beat the recall easily, and, if he does, California voters certainly deserve him. Time to move on to a battle that can be won for a hill worth dying on.

Posted by: bog.standard at May 11, 2021 12:57 PM (mn2/n)

217 *Considers Prima Nocte for California*

*Looks at Jenner*

*Decides against Prima Nocte*

Posted by: Edward the Longshanks at May 11, 2021 12:57 PM (kTF2Z)

218 the Ds do not let folks who vote for the Rs in
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 12:55 PM (bTQ72)

They are natural conservatives. *snicker* Oops, sorry about that stutter.

Posted by: Frank Luntz," advisor" to Kevin McCarthy at May 11, 2021 12:58 PM (Ojki1)

219
it used to be the crazyiest socialist in CA were from MN

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 12:58 PM (bTQ72)

220 @193

No, it's actually filled with Mexican and Asian illegals that have been amnestied over the last 30 plus years.

And soon with a new round of amnesty on the horizon, I'm sure that 60pct number is going to tick up a percentage or two.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2021 12:58 PM (E0ukh)

221 Can Ric Grenell just run???

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2021 12:58 PM (NpAcC)

222 And to think, Ronald Reagan was once governor of that state. You talk about willingly taking a sucker punch of crazy. CA has done just that...x100000000.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2021 12:58 PM (O+I8R)

223 NO. Why do people on the Right continue to do this? Pretty soon it will be the conservative case for trannies and Democrats are the real transphobes.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 11, 2021 12:57 PM (EpDzw)


I would vote for Beelzebub to get rid of Newsom. You think Biden is bad? Wait until you get President Newsom, every bit as lefty, and not senile yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 12:58 PM (jvEEu)

224 Indian doctors warn against using COW DUNG to cure Covid-19 as desperate
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Early on, I recall some Mullah declaring that apricot enemas (or some such) would fend off the Chink Bug.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2021 12:58 PM (CTJwJ)

225 211 NO. Why do people on the Right continue to do this? Pretty soon it will be the conservative case for trannies and Democrats are the real transphobes.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 11, 2021 12:57 PM (EpDzw)

========

The only thing I'm looking forward to regarding this is the Left saying that Jenner isn't a real tranny because he hasn't cut off his dick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

226 134 hint: it involves trains
Chris Murphy@ChrisMurphyCT: You don't have to look hard to figure out why China is gaining on us so rapidly.
Beijing to Shanghai
: - distance: 800 miles: - train time: 4.3 hours
Boston to DC :- distance: 440 miles: - train time: 7 hours
-
We must close the train gap!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 12:43 PM (VVEnO)

It's so easy to build train lines whenever and wherever you want if you disregard environmental concerns and private property rights!

Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2021 12:59 PM (Enc9Y)

227 199 The problem with California is that it's full of Californians.
Posted by: Edward the Longshanks at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (kTF2Z)
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You can't throw them all out a window, you know.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2021 12:55 PM (WGara)

What if we build more buildings?

Posted by: Build Back Better at May 11, 2021 12:59 PM (Ojki1)

228 Can Ric Grenell just run???
I'd love it, but I have my doubts he can win, despite the gay cachet he enjoys.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 12:59 PM (v16oJ)

229 Why be upset with Caitlyn? This is what Republicans do. An un-reliable Republican? No she's just being a Republican. Haven't you guys figured this shit out yet?

"Can you believe that g-damn shark bit that persons leg off?"
Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (0jZnq)

Caitlyn/Bruce is a he.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 11, 2021 12:59 PM (EpDzw)

230 Boston to Shanghai! Winning!
you laugh, but i've been hearing for years that putin is planning to build a rail line from russia to canada. there's a spot in the bering strait where it only take a short bridge.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda


I could see that. The Bering Land Bridge.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 12:59 PM (OCTRt)

231 226 It's so easy to build train lines whenever and wherever you want if you disregard environmental concerns and private property rights!
Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2021 12:59 PM (Enc9Y)

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Also, you know, slaves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

232 223 Obama and Jarrett are preznits

Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 01:00 PM (ONvIw)

233 Caitlyn will come... Ja!!!

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:00 PM (0KKyI)

234 Here's an actual sexy brunette with big cans:
https://is.gd/0xIAV6
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 12:49 PM (Jsjd7)
.........

She's got handles!

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2021 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

235 "California Gov. Gavin Newsom said on Monday the state has an unexpected $75 billion budget surplus."

This 'surplus' is not 'unexpected'. For the entire time the high-speed boondoggle was in existence, CA raised bond funds for it that remained largely unspent. In fact, I would think that they raised a whole lot of money that they thought the gov't would bail them out on, so the raised funds were simply set aside for a rainy day. It's a win-win, because Wall Street gets their commission for the issuance, and the Dems gain a war chest of money. Gavin just discovered that it's raining right now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 11, 2021 01:00 PM (hKTv8)

236 it used to be the crazyiest socialist in CA were from MN
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 12:58 PM (bTQ72)
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That's where Oregon's governor is from. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2021 01:00 PM (WGara)

237 228 Can Ric Grenell just run???
I'd love it, but I have my doubts he can win, despite the gay cachet he enjoys.


Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 12:59 PM (v16oJ)

Dem Gays are very homophobic when it comes to conservatives, especially the gay ones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

238 No, it's actually filled with Mexican and Asian illegals that have been amnestied over the last 30 plus years.
And soon with a new round of amnesty on the horizon, I'm sure that 60pct number is going to tick up a percentage or two.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2021 12:58 PM (E0ukh)


Probably why Bruce is running on amnesty for all. Not sure that's gonna work, since I haven't seen a politician run on anything else except for Trump.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 01:01 PM (wAnMi)

239 Can Ric Grenell just run???
I'd love it, but I have my doubts he can win, despite the gay cachet he enjoys.
Posted by: pep


That's not what he's enjoying. IYKWIM.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 01:01 PM (OCTRt)

240 191 lol Jewells.

My sentiments exactly.
Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (6Ljzq)

Moi aussi... Goebbels would be proud..

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:01 PM (0KKyI)

241 And to think, Ronald Reagan was once governor of that state. You talk about willingly taking a sucker punch of crazy. CA has done just that...x100000000.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2021 12:58 PM (O+I8R)


We should have taken up station at the state line and shot any prospective migrants from the Northeast and upper Midwest. That was only way to stop the sucker punch. In my entire life I've only met ONE native Californian who is a lefty. The rest are all imports. MA, NY, NJ, PA, IL, and MN are heavily represented.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:01 PM (jvEEu)

242 75 billion surplus?

Why not spend it on say 4 or 5 miles worth of California High Speed Rail?

Or maybe enclosing every California 1st grader in vacuum sealed HEPA filters, like I presume California teacher's unions are demanding prior to resuming in-person schooling.

Posted by: Math Checksout at May 11, 2021 01:01 PM (dYe5S)

243 Did he ever return?
No he never returned
And his fate is still unlearn'd
He may ride forever
'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 11, 2021 01:01 PM (4I/2K)

244 Why be upset with Caitlyn? This is what Republicans do. An un-reliable Republican? No she's just being a Republican. Haven't you guys figured this shit out yet?

Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2021 12:54 PM (0jZnq)
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I feel the same way. "RINO" = GOP Standard.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2021 01:01 PM (cI7Oj)

245 love it, but I have my doubts he can win, despite the gay cachet he enjoys.
Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 12:59 PM (v16oJ)

Gay cachet has a certain ring.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 01:01 PM (cSyAR)

246 For the entire time the high-speed boondoggle was in existence, CA raised bond funds for it that remained largely unspent.
Is it not still technically in existence? I know Newsome expressed skepticism about it, but AFAIK, it's still on the books.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 01:01 PM (v16oJ)

247 Good thing I don't commute from Boston to DC. Good thing that my commute is a mere 40 miles that takes a mere 45 minutes.

How are these stupid trains going to help with that? they won't. In fact, they will make it impossible to get around. Unless of course you want to go from Boston to DC.

Trains are about control of you, and control of your money, and control of your movement.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at May 11, 2021 01:01 PM (vTW2/)

248 Rockets are being fired at Tel Aviv in every direction.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2021 01:02 PM (NpAcC)

249 No one would vote for a guy for Governor of the largest state in the union if that guy thought he was Napoleon or a table or a frog. You'd lock that guy up in the nut house.

Yet everyone is encouraged to vote for a guy that thinks he's a gal. Because that guy is stable? Sheesh. We've lost our collective minds now.

Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2021 01:02 PM (w2LAm)

250 Bribes work...

We got our $250,000 grant funded this morning and my call to the SBA confirmed the $1.15 million in low interest EIDL loans are in process (and it's almost a sure bet they will be forgiven before the first payment is due in 2 years).

Uncle Joe needs to keep sending out that sweet taxpayer money to pump up the economy.

Posted by: jwest at May 11, 2021 01:02 PM (/BlEx)

251 A real "Republican" replacement for Newsom, not a lightweight freak like Jenner, might be marginally useful, but more likely just mildly entertaining.

As another commenter noted above - CA state govt. is far, far, far more a One Party State than even the Beltway. Much worse. Large, comfortable, probably unassailable super-majorities in *both* houses of the legislature - and freak/fringe/radical variety, not very "diverse". State bureaucracies - make the State Dept. look non-political.

A governor Cox or a governor Grenell will be more isolated, beset, and in some respects powerless than President Trump was.

Years ago, years - the jaw-dropping tales came out about public employee union lobbyists, who literally, no exaggeration, to a degree run the legislature and the state - were berating elected reps in public, in their own offices, in front of their staff, when they misbehaved. Only image that comes to mind is a Central Committee member openly dressing down some oblast or republic CPSU official - THAT is the level of degradation and machine control/arrogance.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2021 01:02 PM (OTzUX)

252 Indian doctors warn against using COW DUNG to cure Covid-19 as desperate

--

Indian man: "Hey, you have any ideas on what I can do to cure covid?"

Another Indian man: "How about smearing yourself in crap?"

Indian man: "Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?"

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2021 01:02 PM (O+I8R)

253 @ChrisMurphyCT:
You don't have to look hard to figure out why China is gaining on us so rapidly.

Beijing to Shanghai: - distance: 800 miles: - train time: 4.3 hours
Boston to DC :- distance: 440 miles: - train time: 7 hours ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 12:43 PM (VVEnO)
++++
Boston to DC: Distance: 440 miles; flight time: 90 minutes
Chicago to Atlanta: Distance: 719 miles; flight time: 117 minutes

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:02 PM (Jsjd7)

254 Gay Cachet... the newest scent from Estee Lauder...

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:02 PM (0KKyI)

255 242 75 billion surplus?
Why not spend it on say 4 or 5 miles worth of California High Speed Rail?


Or maybe enclosing every California 1st grader in vacuum sealed HEPA
filters, like I presume California teacher's unions are demanding prior
to resuming in-person schooling.Posted by: Math Checksout at May 11, 2021 01:01 PM (dYe5S)

At least it isn't being used for Tranny studies for Kindergarteners.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

256 248 Where is Tony Blankenship? Rofl

Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 01:02 PM (ONvIw)

257 Ric Grennell doesn't make "gay" his whole identity--and that's what Democrats hate.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (cI7Oj)

258 trains are not the future, duh

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (bTQ72)

259 236 it used to be the crazyiest socialist in CA were from MN
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 12:58 PM (bTQ72)
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That's where Oregon's governor is from. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2021 01:00 PM (WGara)


Exactly. MN is really nutjob central. Everyone I've met from there is hard hard left.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (jvEEu)

260 Not to mention this handbag killed a woman and most of this shit is about escaping prosecution for that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (lmikk)

261 California completely crashing and the failure/blame falling at or on the feet of Democrats is not going to happen. It never does.

Politicians; "See we didn't tax and spend enough!"

Cali voters; "by G*d you know they're right!"

Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (0jZnq)

262 It would be embarrassing for Newsome to get beaten by a Rupaul in a dress.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (o2MD2)

263 Gay Cachet... the newest scent from Estee Lauder...
Posted by: kraken


Smells like schweddy balls.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (OCTRt)

264 BTW, did everybody forget that Bruce killed somebody 6 years ago? I'm guessing that's a yes. Even though he's the one that caused the accident and killed some lady, it's all been flushed down the memory hole.

Maybe people need to be reminded?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (wAnMi)

265 I've always had to use the money I get back to pay property taxes. Still waiting on my Federal refund, which went in electronically the end of February

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (5HBd1)

266 Do Venice beach residents (the real ones) vote Dem. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (fLpTX)

267 Indian man: "Hey, you have any ideas on what I can do to cure covid?"



Another Indian man: "How about smearing yourself in crap?"



Indian man: "Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?"

It would certainly help to maintain social distancing.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 01:04 PM (v16oJ)

268 259 236 it used to be the crazyiest socialist in CA were from MN
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 12:58 PM (bTQ72)
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That's where Oregon's governor is from. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2021 01:00 PM (WGara)

Exactly. MN is really nutjob central. Everyone I've met from there is hard hard left.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (jvEEu)


Garison Keillor country....

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:04 PM (0KKyI)

269 Just got gas here in Lexington (topped the tank off.) No lines. High, but that has been the norm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:04 PM (lmikk)

270 Does Jenner still have his balls?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 01:04 PM (cSyAR)

271 258 trains are not the future, duh

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (bTQ72)

What was the fastest mode of transportation before the train? Jetplanes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2021 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

272 Going back to the pipeline thing, why can't the thing be operated manually? Screw that computer crap.

Open and close the valves, man!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 11, 2021 01:04 PM (ufFY8)

273 Doesn't like labels? No shit, you crazy . . . ah, whatever!

Posted by: Unkaren Expert 180 IQ 6'4 at May 11, 2021 01:04 PM (vGJY7)

274 200 who stands to profit. I think this is a donk inside job.
Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 12:57 PM (ONvIw)

To use a Vic-ism.

The watermelons.

Posted by: golfman at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (/5BXs)

275 Say what you will about Malorsolini, but he did get the trans to run on time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (uSj2T)

276 Do Venice beach residents (the real ones) vote Dem.



nope, they just let the homeless poop on the beach

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (bTQ72)

277 No one would vote for a guy for Governor of the largest state in the union if that guy thought he was Napoleon or a table or a frog. You'd lock that guy up in the nut house.
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Je suis Napoleon, et une table, et un grenouille.

Posted by: That guy in the nut house at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (WGara)

278 Jenner is apparently ambiguous on infrastructure.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (Fc5rx)

279 Elon Musk gets more laughs per week than SNL ever did.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (rg1vr)

280 Wanna know why - disregarding things like "consumer preference" - high-speed rail is a stupid non-starter of an idea in the United States, but it isn't in Japan or Western Europe or China?

Population density. We don't have it. High-speed rail only makes sense (if it ever actually does) when you have dense urban corridors clamoring for express routes. The only place we have that kind of density is from approximately Boston to approximately Washington, DC. In other words, the only place we have that density is where we already have high-speed rail (the Accela). Sure, it sucks in comparison to other high-speed rail systems, but that doesn't matter because no one rides it anyway. VIPs prefer to fly and normals prefer to drive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (Jsjd7)

281 OT:

RLM's new video, a gameshow of Star Trek trivia pitting Mike against Jay, is hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

282 266 Do Venice beach residents (the real ones) vote Dem. Asking for a friend.
Posted by: havelhavolim at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (fLpTX)


Of course they do. Why do you think Venice beach is a train wreck?

They just need more programs for the "homeless." That'll reduce the number of them. Sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (jvEEu)

283 The GOP is a gay tranny party that only cares about pandering to blacks to prove that "duh dems are duh real rayciss!"

Posted by: Corona-kun at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (OjTGt)

284 277 No one would vote for a guy for Governor of the largest state in the union if that guy thought he was Napoleon or a table or a frog. You'd lock that guy up in the nut house.
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Je suis Napoleon, et une table, et un grenouille.
Posted by: That guy in the nut house at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (WGara)

=======

Etes-vous une pipe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

285 As far as I know, Grennell did not betray Trump, so he has that at least..

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:06 PM (0KKyI)

286 Jenner is apparently ambiguous on infrastructure.
That's funny right there.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 01:06 PM (v16oJ)

287 Just got gas here in Lexington (topped the tank off.) No lines. High, but that has been the norm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:04 PM (lmikk)
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NORM!!!!!

Posted by: The Cheers gang at May 11, 2021 01:06 PM (WGara)

288 Progressivism in a nutshell:

"Why don't you want the things i want you to want, racist?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2021 01:06 PM (JyiZo)

289 I'm Only "Kind of On the Republican Side"
-
That's a very Republican thing to say.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 12:31 PM (VVEnO)

I was kind of thinking, that's fairly refreshing for a gop politician to admit...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 11, 2021 01:06 PM (8D42x)

290 trains are not the future, duh
Posted by: will choose a nic later


Trains go from point A to point B. They cannot go to point C five miles away directly lateral. Ssme with these park and ride busses. If your destination isn't on one of their drop points, it's useless.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 01:06 PM (OCTRt)

291 My kingdom for my package back!

Posted by: Brucelyn Jenner at May 11, 2021 01:06 PM (TKmok)

292 If California has a 75 billion surplus then every state especially Blue states are fine and don't need extra taxes.

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2021 01:06 PM (Cxk7w)

293 Population density. We don't have it. High-speed rail only makes sense (if it ever actually does) when you have dense urban corridors clamoring for express routes. The only place we have that kind of density is from approximately Boston to approximately Washington, DC. In other words, the only place we have that density is where we already have high-speed rail (the Accela). Sure, it sucks in comparison to other high-speed rail systems, but that doesn't matter because no one rides it anyway. VIPs prefer to fly and normals prefer to drive.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (Jsjd7)


Now no there's no need to invoke common sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:06 PM (jvEEu)

294 you laugh, but i've been hearing for years that
putin is planning to build a rail line from russia to canada. there's a
spot in the bering strait where it only take a short bridge.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda





I could see that. The Bering Land Bridge.

Posted by: rickb223

Ummm, we're going to need a whole lot more global warming to make that viable.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (r1z5A)

295 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (9vQJW)

296 James Woods would have been great but I don't think he wants to deal with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (5HBd1)

297 274 And Buffett, he didn't get much bang out of shutting Keystone, so why not get rid of pipelines as too dicey.

Posted by: CN at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (ONvIw)

298 No one would vote for a guy for Governor of the largest state in the union if that guy thought he was Napoleon or a table or a frog. You'd lock that guy up in the nut house.
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Je suis Napoleon, et une table, et un grenouille.
Posted by: That guy in the nut house at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (WGara)

=======

Etes-vous une pipe?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 01:05 PM (LvTSG)
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Il n'est pas une pipe.

Posted by: Rene Magritte at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (WGara)

299 Nood CNN

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (/6GbT)

300 Does Jenner still have his balls?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 11, 2021 01:04 PM (cSyAR)


As far as I know, he's not gone full op, just grew some boobs and long hair. He says he's a lesbian. Well, so am I for that matter.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (wAnMi)

301 @252 Lady in Black-Sure fire way of keeping any potential virus carriers away from your funky cow shit smelling ass. One way to ensure people social distance from you.

Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (0jZnq)

302 willowed again

Posted by: Brucelyn Jenner at May 11, 2021 01:07 PM (TKmok)

303 The new Rupaulblican Party!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (Fc5rx)

304 Should also be mentioned: Boston MBTA bought a bunch of new train cars from China and they are sh#t!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2021 12:56 PM (bDqIh)


Living in Maskachusetts, I should care, but I don't. Boston can't die soon enough for me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (2JVJo)

305 287 Just got gas here in Lexington (topped the tank off.) No lines. High, but that has been the norm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 01:04 PM (lmikk)

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NORM!!!!!

norman coordinate!

Posted by: Alice 12 at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (v3pYe)

306 Ummm, we're going to need a whole lot more global warming to make that viable.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
___

Meh.
Give 'em a mask.
That'll protect them.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (6Ljzq)

307 69 Pro tip; If you're bi-curious, you are a faggot.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 11, 2021 12:32 PM

The ol' Andrew Dice Clay analysis, I see.

only if you are male are you a faggot... otherwise hot

Posted by: Silent at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (CrU4U)

308 pep @ 173- I think the chunnel machines are still under the Channel. When they med they just each tunneled to the side and were walled off. Kinda like The Cask Of Amontilado.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (0OP+5)

309 Gay Cachet... the newest scent from Estee Lauder...

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2021 01:02 PM (0KKyI)



They can borrow the old Jean Nate (pronounced na-TAY) jingle!

Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (mZUr4)

310 264 BTW, did everybody forget that Bruce killed somebody 6 years ago? I'm guessing that's a yes. Even though he's the one that caused the accident and killed some lady, it's all been flushed down the memory hole.

Maybe people need to be reminded?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 01:03 PM (wAnMi)

"Buckle-up, buck-a-roo!"

South Park lost its shine since about the 10th season, with a few good moments here and there, but they parodied Jenner good.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2021 01:08 PM (Enc9Y)

311 277 No one would vote for a guy for Governor of the largest state in the union if that guy thought he was Napoleon or a table or a frog. You'd lock that guy up in the nut house.

Au contraire.
This is California which for 50 years has exerted a siren call for every nutjob, pervert, criminal, and communist in the country. That guy would be locked up ... in the governor's mansion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2021 01:09 PM (jvEEu)

312 You refer to Bruce Jenner as "she" "her" and you're helping to destroy our society. Calling him "Caitlyn" is idiotic enough but people change names like underwear (puff daddy piddle pansy Sean combs diddy) so we get it.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at May 11, 2021 01:09 PM (e7vCJ)

313 Here's a blonde with large cans

https://tinyurl.com/58bennrt

Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2021 01:09 PM (KZzsI)

314 The rest are all imports. MA, NY, NJ, PA, IL, and MN are heavily represented.
Yeah it goes something like this take one left leaning LIV and his "thought" process...

You know we need more programs and to tax the rich! [a little later] Wow, my company went out of business and it costs way too much to live here. That red state over there has a lot of rubes but I can get a job and a house there...hmm..
[a little while later] Well, now that we've voted in all the programs we need and higher taxes on the rich this area really will be a nice place to live. [a little later] Wow, my company went out of business and it costs way too much to live here...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:09 PM (DpkTQ)

315 As far as I know, he's not gone full op, just grew some boobs and long hair. He says he's a lesbian. Well, so am I for that matter.
_________

He says he had the full surgery.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2021 01:10 PM (k4dH2)

316 Here's a blonde with large cans

https://tinyurl.com/58bennrt

Am I doing this right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2021 01:09 PM (KZzsI)
++++
Works for me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 01:10 PM (Jsjd7)

317 Exactly. What a crock.
I bet there was no surplus the day before the recall passed.


It's unbelievable what blatant lies they tell! Calif is so fucking broke it can't even pay attention.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 11, 2021 01:11 PM (nxdel)

318 Can we just skip ahead an elect Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho ?
that's where this is going.

Posted by: Shaftoe at May 11, 2021 01:12 PM (1lOfI)

319 I remember when that guy in Europe sued to be "trans-age"
It was amazing to see the lefties I know tut-tut him. What an idiot...you can't just become a different age because you want to!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:12 PM (DpkTQ)

320 Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho was an idiot, but he wanted to do the right things.

So...that's better then we are going to get.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (DpkTQ)

321 Jenner is apparently ambiguous on infrastructure.
That's funny right there.
Posted by: pep
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'Infrastructure curious'?
'Infrasturcturally androgynous'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2021 01:13 PM (ELgVT)

322 I identify as 29!!! Don't be an ageist!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 11, 2021 01:15 PM (F4kQO)

323 I remember when that guy in Europe sued to be "trans-age"
It was amazing to see the lefties I know tut-tut him. What an idiot...you can't just become a different age because you want to!
Posted by: 18-1
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I recall that. He said that he looked younger than he was, and thus should be legally declared younger.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2021 01:15 PM (1vynn)

324 California's emigrants will stream into your states. Pray for some good governance to stem the tide.

Posted by: Same at May 11, 2021 01:21 PM (Rb17p)

325 If California was a toilet (a defensible position), Newsom would be the floater that won't flush.

Posted by: Pork Soda at May 11, 2021 01:30 PM (XOX4O)

326 281 OT:

RLM's new video, a gameshow of Star Trek trivia pitting Mike against Jay, is hilarious.
==

It's funnier than Space Cop, if you ask me. Some of their best work yet.

Posted by: I play video games at May 11, 2021 01:30 PM (FPuSC)

327 Hey Kaitlyn!

How's it hanging?

Posted by: torabora at May 11, 2021 01:38 PM (Y274z)

328 At least Arnold didn't admit to hating the Bushes, Dole and Reagan before he fooled real conservatives into voting for him.

Posted by: Gunner at May 11, 2021 02:00 PM (zRnMr)

329 Watching Tick Tock Hannity shilling for a tranny was quite something.

Only the corrupt GOP could come up with a stunt like that. If you don't think the GOP is funding the tranny, I got a bridge to sell you.

Posted by: nobody at May 11, 2021 02:03 PM (7IqHH)

330 from a "surprise" $75 billion surplus they suddenly discovered.

If I were a Sacto Dem or even GOP I'd be saying, whoa, there! No matter what, we're getting a Commie governor. Let's divvy that shit up now!

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 02:06 PM (9Fwwf)

331 Just another clickbait candidate to ensure the Democrats control the "Golden State"...
And not half the man Schwarzenegger was (before he married into the Kennedy clan).

Posted by: setnaffa at May 11, 2021 02:07 PM (OQc7P)

332 Bruised Gender

Posted by: boynsea at May 11, 2021 02:08 PM (cx155)

333 So tired of "fiscally conservative, socially liberal," and the people who go crazy whenever someone famous says it. It's for cowards. You can't be that, because socially liberal people expect you to pay for their social libertinism. The two are inseparable.

Small gov "libertarians" intentionally position themselves in a position where they never have to worry about winning so that the flaws in their positions and "Can't we all just get along" BS never gets shown for the failure it would be.

The only real libertarians are conservatives who are willing to take heat for swimming against fashionable currents. People who call themselves libertarians will never do this. Their whole platform is built upon dodging confrontation; their only perceived victories come by demurrer and they are in fact in perpetual retreat.

Posted by: Turnout Man at May 11, 2021 02:10 PM (7CyhL)

334 10 years ago, CA had a strong conservative candidate for governor (Tim Donnelly), but the GOP conspired with the Dems to rig the "jungle" primary and get a dude with a Pakistani name instead, who of course lost to Jerry Brown.

The GOP must be burned to the ground. The sooner, the better.

Posted by: nobody at May 11, 2021 02:14 PM (7IqHH)

335 Sorry, but in my opinion it's still a mental illness.

If their imaginations could change reality then they would need operations, and we'd all be sent to the cornfield.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 11, 2021 02:19 PM (kfcYC)

336 OK asshole, I'll see your $600 and raise you $1,000.

Posted by: Kaitlyn Jenner at May 11, 2021 02:22 PM (kfcYC)

337 106 Meanwhile, liabilities to pension funds continue to pile up.

**

That's infrastructure. Same as this gas pipeline ransom that will be paid by the feds with free money.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming

Here's a solution-- tell the public sector pensioners to "fuk off we can't pay more than 10 cents on the dollar". In fact it's the only solution and the one that will indeed eventually get used.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA at May 11, 2021 02:39 PM (kfcYC)

338 56
UK Daily Mail has US gas lines at the top of their web page
Posted by: will choose a nic later

It takes Democrats almost no time to completely fuk everything up. It's unbelievable. They must be fukking geniuses since fuking everything up is their actual plan.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA at May 11, 2021 02:43 PM (kfcYC)

339 167 I needed some eyebleach after naturalflake's troll. Here's an actual sexy brunette with big cans:
https://is.gd/0xIAV6
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

And she's up to her bush in bush, or maybe down to her bush in bush.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA at May 11, 2021 02:49 PM (kfcYC)

340 Uh Newsome might ought to consider building up a drought proof infrastructure for the Next drought, like he should have done during the last drought.
Jenner is like all GOP candidates only there for the votes and a stealth democrat in fact.

Posted by: obsidian at May 12, 2021 12:19 PM (7+yqP)

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