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Quarantine Cafe: Cat Burglar Edition
Baby pig found on the highway, presumably having jumped off/fallen off a truck moving livestock.
Two abandoned baby foxes are introduced to each other. Cat burglar keeps stealing from the neighbors.Kitten v 3 dogs...looks grim until momma cat appears. 😼 pic.twitter.com/IlEO0EJzsD
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) May 9, 2021
This box of cereal will creepily jump off the shelf to advertise at you.
— Shitty Future (@Shitty_Future) April 23, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 10, 2021 06:23 PM (ErSvT)
Whoa, lucky me?!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2021 06:23 PM (lOhfF)
Posted by: April at May 10, 2021 06:23 PM (OX9vb)
Nope!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2021 06:24 PM (lOhfF)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 06:24 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 10, 2021 06:25 PM (HkGKp)
Posted by: Catherine at May 10, 2021 06:26 PM (41zFX)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2021 06:27 PM (RS2U1)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 06:27 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 06:27 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: April at May 10, 2021 06:28 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 06:28 PM (Cxk7w)
—Ace
Posted by: re-Imbibulated Miklos at May 10, 2021 06:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 06:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 06:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2021 06:30 PM (RS2U1)
Posted by: Miklos, Drinking Back Better at May 10, 2021 06:30 PM (QzkSJ)
I saw a news report about a tiger roaming loose in Houston. It was wearing a collar! The reporter said that this was not the first time a tiger has been seen roaming in a residential neighborhood. Now, I know it's Texas, but c'mon.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:30 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:31 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: The Horde, in unison, All together now! at May 10, 2021 06:31 PM (tjZg/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlCrcMeVZHs
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 06:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 06:32 PM (2DOZq)
wearing a collar! The reporter said that this was not the first time a
tiger has been seen roaming in a residential neighborhood. Now, I know
it's Texas, but c'mon.
That's a sweet little kittycat. They say everything's bigger in Texas...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 06:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:30 PM (sd8p
The owner was out on bail on a murder charge. He's fled the scene with the Tiger.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 06:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:34 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 06:34 PM (Cxk7w)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlCrcMeVZHs
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 06:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Videodrome was not supposed to be a documentary...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 10, 2021 06:34 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:34 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ryukyu at May 10, 2021 06:34 PM (4n6fw)
I thought certain bars in Houston are famous for their Cougars
Posted by: But what does Miklos know at May 10, 2021 06:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:35 PM (yBBnL)
I'm having Domaine de Mougin from a box. It's remarkably good, for a wine in my budget.
Long day--I had to go to the onsite office. I spent all day wishing I could have been a plumber instead, but I'm just a girl.
Posted by: April at May 10, 2021 06:35 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2021 06:35 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:36 PM (yBBnL)
A lot of people starting with Fauci and Dazak really need to be given the SAW treatment. And Dr. Shi's lab needs a nuclear event to occur at 2pm on Tuesday.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 06:36 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: hogmartin
U fergot the "remain blessed" part
Posted by: Miklos knows a line when he ceciphers one at May 10, 2021 06:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ryukyu at May 10, 2021 06:34 PM (4n6fw)
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Let him sleep. He'll only make it worse.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 06:37 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2021 06:37 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 06:38 PM (w7gCM)
Pets adopted during pandemic being returned in record numbers. Fuck these people sideways with a pineapple.
https://tinyurl.com/23h7tmky
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 06:38 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 10, 2021 06:38 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:38 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2021 06:37 PM (Fc5rx)
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Golf clap
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 06:38 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2021 06:39 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: RI Red at May 10, 2021 06:39 PM (HyqYh)
Posted by: April
Didn't stop me
Posted by: Ralph Monroe from Green Acres at May 10, 2021 06:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: April at May 10, 2021 06:39 PM (OX9vb)
Who needs acid anymore?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 06:29 PM (HaL55)
Get cereal... we need to call the....
GHOSTBUSTERS!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2021 06:39 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:38 PM (sd8p
Tiger --> Woods
Cougar --> Courtney Cox
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 10, 2021 06:40 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:36 PM (yBBnL)
Excellent. He's only 3 right now, so I figure at least a year or two before he can visit, and then "You're gonna learn how to ride a horse, then later we're shooting model rockets from dirt bikes. Your mom doesn't need to hear about this."
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 06:40 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 06:40 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Could be.
Some Cougars got stripes on 'em
Posted by: or so Miklos is told at May 10, 2021 06:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ryukyu at May 10, 2021 06:34 PM (4n6fw)
So, a day ending in Y?
This has been going on for months, but NOW the American Media needs something else to talk about.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2021 06:40 PM (oHd/0)
Tokyo 2020 gonna be off da motherfucking hook yo.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2021 06:41 PM (0oLI1)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:41 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 06:41 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:40 PM (t+qrx)
These are some of the best words ever spoken, in the right circumstances.
Posted by: April at May 10, 2021 06:42 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 10, 2021 06:42 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 06:42 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Could be.
Some Cougars got stripes on 'em
Posted by: or so Miklos is told at May 10, 2021 06:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Knew a Female Staff Sgt. in Hawaii, who would only date young Sailors.
1. so other Soldiers would not hit on her...
2. Knew it would be a short term thing... because sailors would never be able to follow her on a transfer like a silly villian would.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2021 06:43 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: April at May 10, 2021 06:43 PM (OX9vb)
I was reading that almost none of Harlan Ellison's screenplay made it to the final cut. Ellison even specified that there were "runes" around the gate, which ended up becoming "ruins".
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 10, 2021 06:43 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: RI Red at May 10, 2021 06:44 PM (HyqYh)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 10, 2021 06:44 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 06:44 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:44 PM (yBBnL)
Planted some bottlebrushes and flowers, got the driveway and walks trimmed and washed all the bedclothes today. Her Majesty is trundling her way home from Midland and I still have to get a rack of lamb cooked.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2021 06:45 PM (mht8P)
I've heard this through the grapevine today. Which is bothersome given my grid coordinates. Apparently someone's pet.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 10, 2021 06:45 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 06:45 PM (cI7Oj)
Harlan, "Well you see there's this drug addict on the ship..."
Gene, "No! No! No! Not in my future!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 06:46 PM (w7gCM)
Petty Is Praxis@rtyson82: This is the state working on behalf of the ruling class to *force* the unemployed to accept substandard wages. It is class warfare, period.
HumbleGoblin@humble_goblin: MAN I wana commit arson sometimes...
lui (Dr. Big Naturals)@LuiFarted: Just got offered a job at the shit and piss factory for $2 an hour. I won't be able to feed my family but hey we gotta get back to work
BANNED FROM DH HILL @belvy__: I will never "settle" for the lesser bad candidate ever again.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2021 06:46 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:44 PM (yBBnL)
While shooting varmints.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 06:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2021 06:46 PM (0OP+5)
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is
water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and
stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb
does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 06:46 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 06:46 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:46 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 06:48 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 10, 2021 06:48 PM (W4eKo)
John Solomon
@jsolomonReports
Georgia politician, activist Abrams says 'absolutely' hopes to become U.S. president | Just The News
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2021 06:49 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 06:49 PM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: Dr. Spock at May 10, 2021 06:49 PM (UrtnR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2021 06:49 PM (5mZga)
John Solomon
@jsolomonReports
Georgia politician, activist Abrams says 'absolutely' hopes to become U.S. president | Just The News
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2021 06:49 PM (VVEnO)
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Future "Real President of the United States" right there.
And that won't be called a "Big Lie".
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 06:49 PM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:49 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 06:50 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 10, 2021 06:50 PM (jxard)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2021 06:50 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 06:45 PM (cI7Oj)
And Jan 6 was an insurrection, not a protest, or even a riot.
Almost like someone is writing a script for them, isn't it?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2021 06:50 PM (oHd/0)
And this is why they stole 2020 come hell or high water. They HAD to. The Uniparty has been working hand in glove with China on the plan to subsume America. Trump was putting us on a path to fighting this, and getting to the bottom of it. That couldn't happen.
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2021 06:50 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 06:51 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2021 06:49 PM (5mZga)
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I've long said that I want this lockdown bullshit to end so I can go back to avoiding people on my own.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 06:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2021 06:51 PM (h2OUV)
Again? We just got the new grill put on the truck. It's not even painted yet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 10, 2021 06:51 PM (SchxB)
@jsolomonReports
Georgia politician, activist Abrams says 'absolutely' hopes to become U.S. president | Just The News
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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If you don't vote for her you are a double racists and a misogynist to boot!!! Probably a transphobia/homophobe to boot!!! ////
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 06:51 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2021 06:51 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 06:45 PM (cI7Oj)
Bought? Or sold?
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2021 06:51 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:51 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 06:52 PM (UHVv4)
She was never supposed to lose. It would have fit in so well with her in charge.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:52 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 06:53 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:53 PM (yBBnL)
It really isn't too much to ask, is it?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 10, 2021 06:53 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2021 06:37 PM (Fc5rx)
Did you watch the pet bison video Ace posted last year? The bison that lives inside a couple's house? I don't remember any comments from them about who cleans the bison's liquid and solid (well, sort-of solid) effluents! Maybe they house trained the bison to go in a bathtub? Someone still has to do a cleanup, though!
I have the same question watching all of the rescued animals videos Ace gives us. For example, did the rescued dog that hid under a bed for several days just hold it all in, or what?
Posted by: Gref at May 10, 2021 06:53 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 10, 2021 06:53 PM (UrtnR)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:54 PM (sd8p8)
That's what you want to have more function: viruses!
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 06:54 PM (cI7Oj)
They're an essential part of the operation. They weren't "fooled", they're the ones who are doing the fooling. It's their assignment. You don't operate in concert if you're all just random people who are fooled to various degrees and at various times.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:54 PM (AytXr)
I have an exception: Horrible Bosses 2.
Yes. It's stupid and vapid and crude. But I about split my spleen laughing. these fuckers are funny.
I was 'posed to be working from home today.
I'll take some sick time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 10, 2021 06:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 06:54 PM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: the horta at May 10, 2021 06:55 PM (UHVv4)
I have an exception: Horrible Bosses 2.
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Police Academy 2. (Not a high bar, that).
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 06:55 PM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 06:55 PM (w7gCM)
"Whoops! We don't know where the hell that's going. Sorry, China!"
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:55 PM (AytXr)
Assassins! Murderers!
McCoy just landed.
Posted by: andycanuck
That was a great episode.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2021 06:56 PM (G8WqP)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 06:56 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 06:56 PM (u+Y3T)
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She was never supposed to lose. It would have fit in so well with her in charge.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:52 PM (l0Lgi)
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scratches head, Yes, it would have been devastating.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 06:56 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 06:53 PM (w7gCM)
"...but do they call me McCoy the Bricklayer? No!"
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2021 06:57 PM (0oLI1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 06:57 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2021 06:57 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2021 06:58 PM (h2OUV)
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"Whoops! We don't know where the hell that's going. Sorry, China!"
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:55 PM (AytXr)
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Tie Fauci to one of the fenders
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 06:58 PM (oS5s6)
So it goes with Covid. If we isolated/protected the elderly, counseled everyone else to lose weight get outside and maximize a healthy lifestyle fatalities would probably have been cut in half. But no, we're all At Risk and so All Must Bear the Burden.
If he was an oncologist he'd cut your head off so no body part would be cancer-shamed.
Posted by: Zek at May 10, 2021 06:58 PM (w/5KC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 06:58 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 10, 2021 06:58 PM (k1gZr)
1. so other Soldiers would not hit on her...
2. Knew it would be a short term thing... because sailors would never be able to follow her on a transfer like a silly villian would.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2021 06:43 PM
3. She had the best, no desire for the rest.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2021 06:59 PM (DMUuz)
Did he mirror start out by saying "Hey there sailor..."?
Posted by: Zek at May 10, 2021 07:00 PM (w/5KC)
Posted by: Maurice at May 10, 2021 07:00 PM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 10, 2021 06:58 PM (k1gZr)
Same here, except it turned out it was the guy at the pisser next to me.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 07:00 PM (t+qrx)
And people thought the Talking Toaster was a horror.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:00 PM (w7gCM)
advertising mirror. Pried that bastard off the wall, disabled it rudely,
and stuffed it behind the under sink cabinet"
MIRROR LIVES MATTER!!!
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 07:00 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Moreek at May 10, 2021 07:01 PM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:01 PM (w7gCM)
Nick Fuentes on YouTube Censorship
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=aBJCDMdWkm8
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:02 PM (Kq2SQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 07:02 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 07:02 PM (UHVv4)
Wait what? 4000 out of 1.3B?? Why that is about the same ratio the US had at our peak. But the way they are reporting it you would think 1/2 the country is dead.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2021 07:02 PM (0oLI1)
Posted by: sassy at May 10, 2021 07:02 PM (tUGnI)
Posted by: Bosk at May 10, 2021 07:03 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:03 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Emmie at May 10, 2021 07:03 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2021 07:03 PM (kwrMb)
I once woke up on Kinley Field after a date with a female O3 they told me not to go out with. To this day I don't know how I got there. Oh and she rotated out the next day.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2021 07:03 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Well doggeh's knew that but kittuh did not. Hence, angry mama kittuh attacks. Don't piss off mama kittuh. Years ago, I once saw my demure, sweet, mama kittuh tree a racoon because it got a bit to close to her kittens. The racoon looked embarrassed in the tree. Like "I was just passin' through, lady! Leave me alone!".
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2021 07:03 PM (G8WqP)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 07:03 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2021 07:03 PM (kwrMb)
They tracked you down ?
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (V13WU)
And I think largely because straights didn't hang out in bathhouses and get it on with hundreds and thousands.
The female of the species is a natural handbrake.
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2021 07:03 PM (h2OUV)
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You still have both your kidneys?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (UHVv4)
I would say I failed at parenting, but he's never listened to anyone his whole life, so his current attitude is an improvement.
The post earlier about the Wuhan lab is pretty much confirmation of what the vast majority of the population believes (including leftist son). The media/establishment may make it illegal to make the accusation, but everyone knows the truth. Even with the Stasi in East Germany, the general population knew what was what.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (5p7BC)
The Pedal Brand Pantie wearing Communist Sucka's say the word is Equity.
Guess next the word on their lips will be Elextrolux.
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (Kq2SQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:05 PM (w7gCM)
me not to go out with. To this day I don't know how I got there.
Did you have your wallet and car keys?
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 07:05 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 07:05 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 10, 2021 07:05 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:03 PM (w7gCM)
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Let's drink so Trania and bury the hatchet.
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 07:05 PM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (kTF2Z)"
Yes, but I am pretty sure after that night half my liver was gone.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2021 07:05 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (UHVv4)
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Must've escaped from a zoo.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 07:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Have a good evening
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 07:06 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (cI7Oj)
I think I just bit completely through my tongue.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 07:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2021 07:06 PM (0oLI1)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 07:06 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 07:05 PM (u+Y3T)"
Yes, but not my dignity. That was on my boots.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2021 07:06 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 07:06 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 07:02 PM (sd8p
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Is no sound better than those silly NASA kid?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 07:07 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:07 PM (Kq2SQ)
Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2021 07:07 PM (+ya+t)
The Pedal Brand Pantie wearing Communist Sucka's say the word is Equity.
Guess next the word on their lips will be Elextrolux.
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:04 PM (Kq2SQ)
It will be a clean sweep.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 07:07 PM (5fSMX)
Which I don't understand. Equity is generic ownership - I have equity in a company if I own even one share of stock. I have never seen that word applied to mean equal ownership. When did that happen?
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 07:08 PM (u+Y3T)
* hmmmm ... this is an idea that could be adapted *
Posted by: Kaboom Marketing Agency at May 10, 2021 07:08 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 10, 2021 07:08 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 10, 2021 07:05 PM (5HBd1)
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Sure he was pissed. But why wouldn't he want his name on what is generally considered to be the best ST episode ever?
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 07:08 PM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 07:09 PM (oS5s6)
If Harlan was really ticked off about what they did to his script, it wouldn't have his name on it. It would have been "Cordwainer Bird", like he did with that one awful tv series.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward
The Starlost
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069638
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2021 07:10 PM (63Dwl)
Any CenTex morons wanting to meet up for nice long lunch on May 28th in SW Austin should email me. There are about 6-7 of us so far. This will be a simple affair as I can not live up to Ben Had's days of revelry...
It is in a public venue so pants will be required. Family and like minded friends are welcome. Unlike minded friends will be mocked ceaselessly...
email in my nic
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 07:10 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 07:08 PM (cI7Oj)
Wait, I thought that was "Spock's Brain"?
*runs away*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 10, 2021 07:10 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 07:11 PM (sd8p8)
U.S. Marketers have using Fear Spreading Campaigns for over a century now.
I understand in the UK and Europe consumers recognize it for the Blatant Con Job that is and they will buy those firms products.
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:11 PM (Kq2SQ)
Dyker Heights, Brooklyn?
Posted by: Andreas Venizelos. at May 10, 2021 07:11 PM (oDN4E)
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 07:11 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 07:12 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2021 07:12 PM (VVEnO)
"Hello everybody. AIDS has both sexes running scared. Research studies now project that one in five - listen to me, hard to believe - one in five heterosexuals could be dead from AIDS at the end of the next three years. That's by 1990. One in five. It is no longer a gay disease believe me."
- HHS Secretary Bowen.
Pg 3
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:12 PM (w7gCM)
Didn't Right Guard try this with Chuck McCann?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 10, 2021 07:14 PM (UrtnR)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 07:14 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 10, 2021 07:14 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:14 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2021 07:14 PM (G8WqP)
Long day--I had to go to the onsite office. I spent all day wishing I could have been a plumber instead, but I'm just a girl.
Posted by: April at May 10, 2021 06:35 PM
Why a plumber, April?
Posted by: clutch at May 10, 2021 07:14 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:14 PM (Kq2SQ)
We enjoyed it as kids but we still knocked its low-budget sets especially contrasted with American and Brit sci-fi shows.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 07:15 PM (UHVv4)
yeah who? Katshit?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2021 07:15 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2021 07:14 PM (G8WqP)
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Thank Lucille Ball
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 07:15 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward
Well, it was the money. It's always the money.
Harlan was not independently wealthy.
Posted by: The Horde, in unison, All together now! at May 10, 2021 07:15 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2021 07:16 PM (OVEfo)
- HHS Secretary Bowen.
Pg 3
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:12 PM (w7gCM
That's stupid enough to be a Paul Krugman prediction about the economy.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 10, 2021 07:16 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:16 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:17 PM (Kq2SQ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2021 07:17 PM (0oLI1)
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 07:17 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: CppThis at May 10, 2021 07:18 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 10, 2021 07:18 PM (o89XP)
Posted by: Emmie
The place is reserved.
With company or not, will be fine either way.
So far the agenda includes only cooking, swimming, and drinking.
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 10, 2021 07:19 PM (QzkSJ)
check tomorrow
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 07:19 PM (oS5s6)
- HHS Secretary Bowen.
**
Turns out it was, and we repeatedly had 40K+ new HIV cases every year since.
For an extremely predictable disease with a couple of very, VERY known methods of transmission.
Nothing we could do, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 07:19 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 07:19 PM (sd8p8)
Thank Lucille Ball
Posted by: Braenyard
Well, she's dead Jim
-stuff that Dr. McCoy will someday say. In the 23nd century
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 10, 2021 07:19 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Anna Puma
The BBC of the 60s and 70s reflected the country. Broke.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2021 07:19 PM (G8WqP)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 10, 2021 07:20 PM (UrtnR)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2021 07:20 PM (r1z5A)
East coast morons should make sure they've got their cars topped off. Stations are already starting to run out of gas.
Supply chain problems will be next, so toilet paper and paper towels shortages will probably follow.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 07:20 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:20 PM (Kq2SQ)
Email in nic.
Posted by: Emmie at May 10, 2021 07:21 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2021 07:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2021 07:17 PM (0oLI1)
They truly do live in a bubble.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 10, 2021 07:21 PM (cSyAR)
Democrat votes.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 07:21 PM (AytXr)
For an extremely predictable disease with a couple of very, VERY known methods of transmission.
Nothing we could do, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming
Someone on here (Captain Hate, maybe?) who mentioned this little factoid when the HIV discussion came up before on AoS.
Outside of 22 "hot" counties in the US, there was little to be seen or heard of HIV/Aids by the rest of the country.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 10, 2021 07:22 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2021 07:22 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 07:22 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 07:22 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 07:14 PM (yBBnL)
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Best prize giver-outer ever!
Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2021 07:22 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 07:22 PM (b+5ve)
It was kind of a scary soap opera. I liked it but can't recall any of it now or know how it is to watch as, sorta, an adult.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0244930/
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 07:22 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: clutch at May 10, 2021 07:14 PM (9UmRs)
Haha, clutch, just riffing on the Equality video posted above.
However...I do often recognize that I'd have made a lot more money in my life if I'd have been a plumber or some such and not gotten a Communication degree.
Posted by: April at May 10, 2021 07:23 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: f'd at May 10, 2021 07:23 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 07:14 PM (yBBnL)
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Best prize giver-outer ever!
Posted by: Weasel
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***blushes***
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 07:23 PM (UUBmN)
- HHS Secretary Bowen
Reagan ignored the AIDS crisis and 50,000,000 heterosexuals died.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2021 07:23 PM (VVEnO)
-stuff that Dr. McCoy will someday say. In the 23nd century
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
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She pushed for ST and forced the second season.
I'm convinced she saw the crap that was being served wanted ST to offer up a dish of real America.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 07:24 PM (oS5s6)
Sloane Park perhaps?
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:17 PM (Kq2SQ
And he went to Regis, an all-scholarship Jesuit high school in Manhattan.
The wiki article is ambiguous if the family drugstore moved from Bensonhurst to Dyker Heights, or if the neighborhood boundaries were redrawn to move Dyker Heights to include the store's location.
Posted by: Andreas Venizelos. at May 10, 2021 07:24 PM (oDN4E)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 07:24 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 10, 2021 07:22 PM (tjZg/)
That can't be true, I was assured by St Fauci that it would spread like wildfire amongst the entire population!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 07:24 PM (hOUT3)
With company or not, will be fine either way.
So far the agenda includes only cooking, swimming, and drinking.
Posted by: M
so the house arrest is going to be a thing for some time it would seem
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 07:24 PM (b+5ve)
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I bet each of those counties had been controlled exclusively by Republicans for decades, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 07:25 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Emmie
Late August
Will inform
Main computer (with logins and passwords) is in the shop.
Posted by: Miklos, a generally genial host at May 10, 2021 07:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2021 07:26 PM (h2OUV)
However...I do often recognize that I'd have made a lot more money in my life if I'd have been a plumber or some such and not gotten a Communication degree.
When I was in school, the communications department was saying nobody should graduate with just a major in comm
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 07:26 PM (b+5ve)
Until the West started to pour money into Africa to combat AIDS, there really was no money to do blood testing. So the whole blood supply was probably already tainted. And even if a blood donor did test positive, many doctors in Africa would not tell the donor because there was no money to help the infected deal with it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:26 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2021 07:26 PM (0OP+5)
Like Nomad, later to show up as a Romulan cloaking device....
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 07:26 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Emmie at May 10, 2021 07:26 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Hmmm at May 10, 2021 07:27 PM (Vq3dm)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Fur-lined handcuffs are not so easy to find after the Dems got back in
Posted by: Miklos, insisting on QUALITY at May 10, 2021 07:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 07:28 PM (b+5ve)
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 07:28 PM (E0OEG)
I honestly didn't expect Biden gas lines to get here this soon.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
News media will call them "Putin" gas lines.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2021 07:28 PM (63Dwl)
Interesting fact. Any links to articles about that?
I know after somewhat effective expensive medicines came out for it, then the rates of STDs skyrocketed.
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:29 PM (Kq2SQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 07:24 PM (hOUT3)
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We've mentioned it before, but the US HIV/AIDS numbers are comical. Go to the right and click on US Statistics.
https://www.hiv.gov/
Look closely. Can you see which demographic is missing?
IIRC, out of 320,000,000 people, we did the research and found that it's something like fewer than 300 (three hundred) new cases annually for heterosexual white males every year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 07:29 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2021 07:28 PM (63Dwl)
That's why we need more trains and buses.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 07:29 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: JT at May 10, 2021 07:30 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 07:24 PM (XTk1T)
Comrade, never underestimate an empowered Comintern!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 07:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:31 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 07:31 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 07:28 PM (E0OEG)
Hi, Infidel!
I still have to finish out the semester. We will make another moving/setting up trip in a few weeks. Mr. Bassman is obligated through the end of June and I may get a summer course assignment that lasts through the end of July.
Posted by: Emmie at May 10, 2021 07:31 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2021 07:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: I mean at May 10, 2021 07:32 PM (Vq3dm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2021 07:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:33 PM (w7gCM)
research and found that it's something like fewer than 300 (three
hundred) new cases annually for heterosexual white males every year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming
And take out intravenous drug use and it's probably four.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2021 07:33 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 07:33 PM (b+5ve)
Posted by: JT at May 10, 2021 07:34 PM (arJlL)
and found that it's something like fewer than 300 (three hundred) new
cases annually for heterosexual white males every year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 07:29 PM (XTk1T)
MR, I think the AoS stylebook calls for the use of "heterosexual" in this context, and your use of "white" is racist!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 07:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Emmie
Good luck. I paid 2 mortgages for a year. It sucks.
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 07:34 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 07:34 PM (UHVv4)
You're a little dainty for a plumber, aren't you?
Posted by: clutch at May 10, 2021 07:35 PM (9UmRs)
Trains, indeed...
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 07:31 PM (u+Y3T)
Funny how the trains always seem to come back without return trip passengers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 07:36 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 07:36 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 10, 2021 07:36 PM (joJfO)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 07:36 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2021 07:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:16 PM (w7gCM)
Probably helped (or hurt as far as budget went) that outside of initial broadcast no one was expecting to ever see any of the shows again (and pre air no one really thought it would make it past the only season it was going to get. It was years before the idea of rerunning episodes became popular, so they were disposable. Which is why so much of the BBC's shows of that era don't have episodes to be mined today.
Star Trek was (or close to) the first show that broke the 100 episode for syndication mark, and given their dances with cancelation I can see a strapped studio not splurging on it.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 07:37 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 07:37 PM (XTk1T)
Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 07:38 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 07:34 PM (E0OEG)
Ouch!
Thanks for the well wishes, Infidel. Hope to see you soon at a MoMe or somewhere.
Posted by: Emmie at May 10, 2021 07:38 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 07:36 PM (HaL55)
A word of advice, good sir: "Move Heaven and Earth to be there!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 07:38 PM (hOUT3)
They've been, um, "resettled"....
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 07:39 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2021 07:39 PM (u82oZ)
Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 07:38 PM
Just the tip...
Posted by: clutch at May 10, 2021 07:40 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 07:29 PM (XTk1T)
Impossible. My coworker swears everyone knows more straight people have AIDs than gay men (and all the other employees nodded their heads to that while off camera I rolled my eyes so hard I almost broke them). And that one ad they run for whatever med tries to imply it as well.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 07:40 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 07:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: The Sound of Miklosian Music at May 10, 2021 07:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Emmie at May 10, 2021 07:40 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2021 07:39 PM (u82oZ)
I am disappoint!Work never stops a true professional!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 07:40 PM (hOUT3)
Lots of stuff-like things to look at, but it may be doable. I'll do my best.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 07:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 07:41 PM (E0OEG)
I rather the mammal orca be used. Of course the white parts will have to be painted over or airbrushed.
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2021 07:41 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: April at May 10, 2021 07:42 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Miklos, Stakhanovite of a Shucker at May 10, 2021 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Emmie
Wonder if WDS has anything planned. Let me check.
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 07:42 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 07:42 PM (yBBnL)
research and found that it's something like fewer than 300 (three
hundred) new cases annually for heterosexual white males every year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming
And take out intravenous drug use and it's probably four.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2021 07:33 PM (r1z5A)
I knew someone who claimed a friend of his got AIDs the one time he cheated on his wife (allegedly with another woman). If you ever want to know who has the worst luck in history, that guy would be it, assuming you believe him.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 07:42 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 10, 2021 07:43 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:43 PM (Kq2SQ)
***
It's awkward as hell, but they're probably right.
"Straight" black men.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 07:43 PM (Kt1w/)
They have been good. And specifically request no singing.
So -- Dad jokes.
Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
They kept going "Bach, Bach, Bach"
The groans from the high schoolers were epic.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2021 07:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 07:41 PM (HaL55)
I'd say trust me on this one, but you've been here too long.
But I will say you will never regret the effort required to be there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 07:43 PM (hOUT3)
One or the other
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 06:28 PM (Cxk7w)
Replace it with a box of something else, like Calgon, maybe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2021 07:43 PM (Hej/V)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
She's a planet!
(paraphrasing Billy Crystal from "Analyze This!")
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 10, 2021 07:44 PM (tjZg/)
They've been, um, "resettled"....
Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2021 07:39 PM (u+Y3T)
At a farm. Where they can frolic with all the other people who went there and never come back or have time to send letters to family as it must be a magical place.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 07:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 07:45 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2021 07:43 PM (u82oZ)
Lol!
Posted by: Emmie at May 10, 2021 07:45 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2021 07:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Infidel
Kewl !
Posted by: JT at May 10, 2021 07:45 PM (arJlL)
Pouring over the existing photos of Me 262 B-1a/U1 Red 10 of 10th Staffel NJG 11 trying to nail down whether the plane was equipped with only two MG151/20 20mm cannons or the more commonly accepted story of two Mk 108 30mm cannons and two MG151/20 20mm cannons being fitted.
So far, the photos can go either way because the quality of the photos themselves are not the best.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:45 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 07:45 PM (yBBnL)
"Straight" black men.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming
In Africa.
But...let's not go there tonight. Because people were told crazee stuff about how to beat HIV/Aids.
In Africa.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 10, 2021 07:45 PM (tjZg/)
900 heterosexual white women per year.
3500 heterosexual black women per year for some weird reason. Racism, probably.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 07:45 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 07:46 PM (w7gCM)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 07:46 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: f'd at May 10, 2021 07:46 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Bete
I know someone who got Hep-B from cheating on his wife. Ended up getting a liver transplant and eventually died from complications. As I remarked years ago when former NFL QB Steve McNair was shot by his paramour, don't cheat on your wife and your mistress won't kill you.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2021 07:46 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:46 PM (Kq2SQ)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 07:47 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 07:47 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Emmie at May 10, 2021 07:47 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 07:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 07:48 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
There's a black hole joke just waiting to get banned.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2021 07:49 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Infidel
I got my letter saying the puppet fulfilled his pledge to gives me $2 K.
When I filled out m taxes today (not quite last minute) the IRS called him a liar and said he only sent me $1800, which matches up with my bank.
So I guess the IRS and my bank are going to jail for making Bidet look bad. I can live with this.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 07:49 PM (Ojki1)
Yes let's not go there because we have already used too many AI BOT ticked off code words.
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 10, 2021 07:49 PM (Kq2SQ)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 06:51 PM (Cxk7w)
quick! fetch some hobos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2021 07:50 PM (Hej/V)
In Africa.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet
Bunga - Bunga !
Posted by: JT at May 10, 2021 07:50 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 07:51 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 07:42 PM (Ojki1)
Which I don't. "I got it from a woman" is the HIV equivalent of getting the clap from a toilet seat.
Theoretically it's possible, but no... no, that's not how you got it. You know it, and I know it.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2021 07:52 PM (yVv6t)
Posted by: Miklos, smiling at the Circle of Life at May 10, 2021 07:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 07:47 PM (hOUT3)
Green Acres is the place for me,
Farm living is the life for me,
Land spreading out so far and wide
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 10, 2021 07:52 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Bete
Ha, that should be fun. The IRS sucks.
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 07:53 PM (E0OEG)
SMH is a tall drink of water that can parallel park a M-1 or M-60 tank or a tank transporter.
Stacy Abrams is an underpowered round Elefant 88mm AT called Ferdinand.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2021 07:53 PM (u82oZ)
A senior Ra am official told Kan 11 News that they do not know if they will be able to resume negotiations before Yair Lapids mandate to form a government expires, and that this depends on the extent of the escalation.
THIS, amongst other reasons, is why NO Israeli gov should include any enemies of the State!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2021 07:53 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2021 07:46 PM (KAi1n)
I wonder how many deaths over the year could be "credited" to cheating. Though you'd probably have to divide it into "was cheating" and "was not cheating but SO did not trust them." Probably then have a break down of "caught something viral" and "caught wrath."
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 07:53 PM (Ojki1)
ha, yes, probably. I just watched the Krystal Ball video ... they just can't emphasize enough that even though Fauci and his minions made some tiny mistakes, they are just people looking out for their interests, and that's OK. -- And even though Trump just happened to mention it may have come from the lab, he is still a racist poopoo head, we want to make that clear ... Yss, yes, and his voters are supremacists that will have to go to the gulags ... but, that said, we might want to be a tiny bit more careful with funding gain of function, destroy the West type viruses. Oh, and we aren't blaming China for spreading it ... no no, China is innocent, Trump and his voters are evil ... Fauci might have made a little error.
sheesh ...
Posted by: illiniwek at May 10, 2021 07:54 PM (Cus5s)
https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/
1391905250727145476
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 07:55 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 07:55 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: BurtTC
lol. Worked with a D10 operator that swore he got the clap from the porta-potty. Yeah, no dude, that's not how it works.
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 07:56 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 07:56 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2021 07:53 PM (OVEfo)
This is why sane nations work to not let these kind of situations develop inside their boarders. Which make the Soviet Union and Chyna sane in this one instance.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 07:56 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 07:57 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 07:55 PM (0KKyI)
Communal showers with people with no morals about who they sleep with will do that. *Looks at college showers*
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 07:58 PM (Ojki1)
Yup. Big un's.
And they aren't Arcturian.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 07:57 PM (HaL55)
Heh.
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 07:58 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: kraken
As Juan Rico said (in the book), "....but we just called it the Bug War."
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 10, 2021 07:58 PM (tjZg/)
Theoretically it's possible, but no... no, that's not how you got it. You know it, and I know it.
Posted by: BurtTC
Depends on who's with one on the toilet seat.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2021 07:59 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 07:59 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: BurtTC
lol. Worked with a D10 operator that swore he got the clap from the porta-potty. Yeah, no dude, that's not how it works.
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 07:56 PM (E0OEG)
On the other hand... eww, not MY hand.. herpes can be, and often is transmitted through completely innocent encounters.
And it has the nasty habit of not showing up in any noticeable way for years, so people who suddenly develop outbreaks are sometimes accused of cheating on partners.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2021 08:00 PM (yVv6t)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:00 PM (b+5ve)
Posted by: kraken
Dina Merrill, in the shower, at Tenagra, when the walls fell.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 10, 2021 08:00 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: CppThis at May 10, 2021 08:00 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:00 PM (b+5ve)
"Mozart, What are you doing?"
I'm decomposing.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 10, 2021 08:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2021 07:59 PM (r1z5A)
And how wide their stance is.
Posted by: Former Senator Larry C. at May 10, 2021 08:01 PM (yVv6t)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2021 08:01 PM (G8WqP)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:01 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:02 PM (0KKyI)
Weinstein should have though of this racket.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:02 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 08:02 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2021 08:00 PM (yVv6t)
Takes copious notes...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:02 PM (hOUT3)
Dozens of Arab residents of Lod shot fireworks at police officers, set a synagogue on fire, and tried to set fire to a police station.
Must be getting lessons from BLM?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2021 08:02 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:02 PM (Ojki1)
Well he is Dutch...
Posted by: CppThis at May 10, 2021 08:03 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 08:03 PM (UHVv4)
Weinstein should have though of this racket.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:02 PM (Ojki1)
Thanks, Bete.....
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:03 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2021 08:04 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2021 08:01 PM (G8WqP)
Ah! That's right!!
Posted by: kraken
I think Dina Merrill was one of the ladies on "Let's Make a Deal!"
Dina, what's behind Door Number 3?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 10, 2021 08:04 PM (tjZg/)
Dina, what's behind Door Number 3?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 10, 2021 08:04 PM (tjZg/)
Carol Merrill?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 10, 2021 08:04 PM (PiwSw)
It's all gotten so fuzzy lately.
Maybe I should start sniffing glue again.
Honey, where's the glue now?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 10, 2021 08:04 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: E
you missed the third bit
shave
turpentine
match
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:05 PM (b+5ve)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:05 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
We will need to take lessons from how the IDF responds.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2021 08:05 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:05 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: an
in fairness, when you are working the street your girls get the 200
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:06 PM (b+5ve)
Posted by: CppThis at May 10, 2021 08:03 PM (zcf1k)
I thought going Dutch was going halfsies on the bill with a chick. If it was gettin' nekkid in the shower with her, I would be going fullsies, not halfsies.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2021 08:06 PM (yVv6t)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2021 08:02 PM (OVEfo)
Mostly peaceful!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 08:06 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 08:03 PM (UHVv4)
So I can haz coke and hookers now?
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:07 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: DOMINION Voting Systems at May 10, 2021 08:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 08:03 PM (UHVv4)
So I can haz coke and hookers now?
Posted by: B
if you have $2000
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:08 PM (b+5ve)
Dina, what's behind Door Number 3?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet
I thought Dina Merrill was married to Cliff Robertson ?
Posted by: JT at May 10, 2021 08:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:07 PM (Ojki1)
No! Hunter gets all those!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2021 08:08 PM (w7gCM)
shave
turpentine
match
Posted by: confederatefifth
Geez, you only shave one side, then stab the ones that jump with an icepick
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2021 08:08 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 08:06 PM (UHVv4)
Damn Trump. It's so sad seeing Alzheimer Joe having to inherit all these problems.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2021 08:09 PM (yVv6t)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2021 08:09 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 10, 2021 08:04 PM (tjZg/)
Wrong door! Wrong door!!
Posted by: Dina at May 10, 2021 08:10 PM (oS5s6)
Or so I've heard.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2021 08:10 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2021 08:08 PM (r1z5A)
Only at AoS would a classicist be able to provide that bit of ancient lore!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: S
that was funny
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:10 PM (b+5ve)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:10 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Red Alert mon ?
From Jamaica ?
Posted by: JT at May 10, 2021 08:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:08 PM (b+5ve)
...
Time to cancel those party plans then.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:11 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: non-judgemental Miklos at May 10, 2021 08:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Dina, what's behind Door Number 3?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet
I thought Dina Merrill was married to Cliff Robertson ?
Posted by: JT
Dina Merrill. https://tinyurl.com/ymfkdabp
She lived a bit. Died at age 93 in 2017. Has a really long IMDB page.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2021 08:11 PM (G8WqP)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2021 08:09 PM (yVv6t)
Personally, I blame all those mean tweets from Trump for repressing the Palestinians better side.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:11 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2021 08:09 PM (OVEfo)
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Those wiley characters ought to give rockets an assist to al aksa and that ugly dome.
Posted by: Dina at May 10, 2021 08:12 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 08:12 PM (oS5s6)
Weinstein should have though of this racket.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:02 PM (Ojki1)
Says here he's credited as "Paolo Verhoeven".
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 08:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:13 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2021 08:13 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2021 08:09 PM (yVv6t)
Personally, I blame all those mean tweets from Trump for repressing the Palestinians better side.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:11 PM (hOUT3)
Had he only accepted the results of the election, the Palis wouldn't be getting so upset now.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2021 08:13 PM (yVv6t)
Select your victim.. wisely. And video the hell out of the reaction. Be a YouTube millionaire!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2021 08:14 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Dina
So it went, tiger, tiger, lady?
Posted by: S
it was yes, yes, surprise!
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:14 PM (b+5ve)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 08:12 PM (t+qrx)
Well that explains Showgirls.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:14 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:14 PM (0KKyI)
Things have become much sportier ever since. I swear it wasn't me. But I don't think infidels can just stroll in now.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 08:14 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dina at May 10, 2021 08:12 PM (oS5s6)
Put a few pounds of C4 on a big drone, and land it on the dome during a Pali night bombardment. Big Kaboom! Plausible deniability.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2021 08:15 PM (Hej/V)
"Well, I have to find out what she'll eat before I can feed her!"
Posted by: Miklos, applying dog logic at May 10, 2021 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2021 08:15 PM (Hej/V)
Like they wouldn't just blame the Jews anyway. Heck, you could post a video of you doing it and they'd say it was Jewish shapeshifters trying to fool Arabs once again.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:17 PM (Ojki1)
Omg. I almost wet my pants reading the reviews on those.
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 08:17 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 08:17 PM (5fSMX)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 08:18 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:00 PM
I love mine!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2021 08:18 PM (axyOa)
"Well, I have to find out what she'll eat before I can feed her!"
Posted by: Miklos, applying dog logic at May 10, 2021 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)
My votes for steak.
Posted by: Hungry doggie at May 10, 2021 08:18 PM (Ojki1)
Which matches up to how junkies and transfusion recipients got it.
Although a fellas with herpes does was known to get it from an HIV positive female.
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:19 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
"Number Two-establish secure contact with this one"
Posted by: Miklos, extinct volcano lairs hard to wallpaper, despite all the Youtube DIY videos at May 10, 2021 08:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:00 PM
I love mine!
Posted by: Dioge
just teasing.
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:19 PM (b+5ve)
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The cat is in the bag
repeat
The cat is in the bag
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 08:20 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:17 PM (Ojki1)
The fuckers would blame the Jews, even if you had crystal-clear video of one of their own rockets from launch to impact on the fuggin' Dome. "The Jews made us do it." So go ahead and blow that sucker up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2021 08:20 PM (Hej/V)
===
Ammo was the only consumer product they took seriously?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 10, 2021 08:20 PM (EZebt)
Aren't we overdue for another spate of statue destruction/removal? I think so.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 10, 2021 08:20 PM (8NLnQ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:00 PM
I love mine!
Posted by: Dioge
the thing is is I never though there would be a firm that made frying pans and guns and never a gun out of frying pans.
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:21 PM (b+5ve)
Imagine getting upset about some people doing something?
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:21 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 10, 2021 08:21 PM (b+5ve)
422
Aren't we overdue for another spate of statue destruction/removal? I think so.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 10, 2021 08:20 PM (8NLnQ)
Is there not a statue of Superman in Metropolis Il... toxic masculinity!!!!!!
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:22 PM (0KKyI)
But yeah, military stuff got first priority. The quality/vibe of this crate actually is a bit above that of Soviet stuff I've opened, which figures. Most Warsaw Pact countries had generally higher standards for most things than the USSR, not having always been horrible s**thole backwaters.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 08:23 PM (OTzUX)
Imagine getting upset about some people doing something?
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:21 PM (Eicbe)
And that "something" is survive.
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:23 PM (Ojki1)
Speaking of dogs...and cartoons...and cartoon dogs...
a fake "journalist" in Australia wrote a fake article "urging" the makers of a popular tv cartoon dog show to be more "inclusive" and "diverse." The fake "journalist" wants the cartoon producers to have other cartoon dogs on the show that come from different places, and have different backgrounds.
I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 10, 2021 08:23 PM (8NLnQ)
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:24 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2021 08:23 PM (Ojki1)
Darn pesky survivors!
They just keep on keeping on!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:24 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:25 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:26 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:27 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Obligatory HQ comment at May 10, 2021 08:28 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:28 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 08:29 PM (OTzUX)
Here's a couple of quotes from the fake "journalist" in Australia:
"My question is this: Can Bluey [name of cartoon dog show] be more representative? (And yes, I'm aware that Bluey's Border Collie pal is from New Zealand)."
While acknowledging politics was not likely at the forefront of the minds of the creators, Wang [the fake journalist] suggested the diversity of the character [the fucking cartoons dogs] could be improved.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 10, 2021 08:29 PM (8NLnQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:29 PM (nxdel)
437 Axeman.. I was watching that. Enough people need to pay attention to Fauci the fraud and what he wrought upon this country.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:28 PM (nxdel)
Maybe Axeman can identify you purported axe for you....
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:30 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:25 PM (nxdel)
Prolly a maul
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2021 08:30 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2021 08:31 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 08:31 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:28 PM (nxdel)
There is something very "off" about the close relationship between St. Fauci, the CDC, and the ChiComs!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:31 PM (hOUT3)
so I pointed all this out at Insty's back before Mardi Gras last year-ask Andy Canuck.
If you pay attention it was obvious as hell what had happened, and no I do not think that this is some interlocking 45 interlocking angles plan....
I think the same Chinese professionalism and excellence that has their artificial islands falling apart in less than 20 years was behind their sloppiness with the carfe.
America in its infinite wisdom outlawed gain of function research as an Urkle parting gift and Fauci outsourced our strategic research on a field necessary to American strategic warfighting capability to a strategic rival.
Possibly because we are idiots, maybe there is a huge open-aired conspiracy by the globalists but sadly the American people have NO governmental people that give a f*ck about securing the homeland versus outside threats anymore.
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:31 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:26 PM (Eicbe)
It was not an accident. Figure it out. Nobody accidentally released it. It was on purpose, and worked wildly well, for the protagonists.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 10, 2021 08:32 PM (okGHj)
432 So I asked my neighbor if she had an axe I could borrow to rid myself of this pesky cactus. I'm not sure what she brought me.. it's sort of an axe.. but very long handle and very heavy! I'll work!
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:25 PM (nxdel)
Prolly a maul
Posted by: AlaBAMA
What is this, Guess That Implement??
She brought you a Grubhoe, is my guess.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 10, 2021 08:32 PM (8NLnQ)
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 08:32 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 08:32 PM (5fSMX)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:32 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:27 PM
ain't never gonna do it without the fez on...
Posted by: Steely Dan at May 10, 2021 08:33 PM (DUIap)
So many countries lost multiple thousands of citizen and we're shit down over some mad scientist trying to increase the infectiousness of bat-borne Corona viruses to humans. All so the US government and Fraudci could cover up their mad science.
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:33 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
What is this, Guess That Implement??
She brought you a Grubhoe, is my guess.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 10, 2021 08:32 PM (8NLnQ)
Could be a hammer for all we know
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2021 08:33 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 08:33 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:33 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2021 08:30 PM (4fSQf)
Sounds right, but Jewells really needs a grubbing hoe to do that job right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:34 PM (hOUT3)
Work those Plan Bs. We will need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2021 08:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 08:34 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 10, 2021 08:34 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:34 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:33 PM (nxdel
Thought so. Not really for cutting stuff down. More for splitting dry wood logs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2021 08:34 PM (4fSQf)
Eh the Chinese likely leveraged the accidentally released virus as a political-economic warfare weapon after the fact.
They could not have understood, or perhaps they entirely understood how insane the donks would be in the election season.
Part of the reason why I am so much calmer about all this shit now versus 8 years ago is I am resigned that the civil service is totally divorced morally, socially, and ethically from the populace it "serves."
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:35 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:35 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: April at May 10, 2021 08:36 PM (OX9vb)
Florida man high on crystal meth crashes police car and steals SECOND patrol car
dis anyone we know?, like his style, stealing TWO police cars
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 10, 2021 08:36 PM (bTQ72)
Aren't we overdue for another spate of statue destruction/
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They defaced a statue of some Polish hero.
The Poles a effervescent. Not that statue again.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 08:36 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 08:36 PM (OTzUX)
They just keep on keeping on!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/420312577697032174/
Posted by: Miklos, with a Wide Stance at May 10, 2021 08:36 PM (QzkSJ)
It was accidentally released, there was a mystery illness fitting precisely covid's symptomology cascading throughout Asia in the summer of 2019.
Open source intelligence had it right there for the spotting, and spoiler alert "some did."
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:37 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:35 PM (nxdel)
Be careful. Don't want that bad boy bouncing off the cactus and back on you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2021 08:37 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 08:34 PM (OTzUX)
I agree, but I am finding it damn hard to find a supplier these days!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 08:37 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:37 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 08:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 10, 2021 08:39 PM (8NLnQ)
The new dog character ought to be "Oi, the Baby Eating Dingo!".
*slides Soothsayer a sugar free haribo gummy bear* These are good shit!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2021 08:39 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 10, 2021 08:32 PM (8NLnQ)
Could be a hammer for all we know
Posted by: AlaBAMA
AlaBAMA that's what it is!! I just looked it up and that's it.
Posted by: Jewells45
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So you're taking a cactus out with a hammer???
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 08:40 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 08:40 PM (Kt1w/)
Didn't the chinese shits murder a chinese doctor who blowing the whistle, early on?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 10, 2021 08:39 PM (8NLnQ)
Disappeared her, they did. Spot on.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2021 08:40 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:37 PM (Eicbe)
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Those Rooskies are pretty smart.
Good chess players too.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 08:40 PM (oS5s6)
I'll be very careful.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:40 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Zero Hedge Commenter at May 10, 2021 08:40 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2021 08:41 PM (Hej/V)
Which were causing them problems.
Posted by: Miklos, former Agricultural Economist at May 10, 2021 08:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Yeah again it is not like it was "not known", I think part of the problem was that the IC froze Trump out from honest intentions and outcomes of open and closed source intel.
What the Chinese have an advantage over us on, and it will likely only get worse since they have openly bought our current leadership is their mobility and flexibility in maneuvering around events.
They had a f*ck up but they turned it to their advantage because they are way inside our OODA loop. At some point in the last 26 years the IC decided their primary job was stopping Republicans not securing the collective nation against outsiders. There is no overcoming that problem.
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:41 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:41 PM (nxdel)
Mmm-hmm.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 08:38 PM (t+qrx)
No sir, totes different! A splitting maul is primarily designed to spit logs, whereas a grubbing hoe is primarily designed to let you attack recalcitrant weeds!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:41 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 10, 2021 08:41 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4
Sounds like a job for Wile E. Coyote
Posted by: Miklos "Fritz" Freling at May 10, 2021 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)
You see, Bluey is a very popular cartoon show, but not political. The Leftist Fascist want to make Bluey political because they see the show as a Vehicle for their evil propaganda.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 10, 2021 08:42 PM (8NLnQ)
Their being nuttier than squirrel sh*t does not mean they are not dialed in on the data flow and ruthless in distrusting the narrative smythes...
I never enjoy reading ZH and feel the need to morally shower afterwards, but their data scouring is good.
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:42 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 10, 2021 08:43 PM (Kt1w/)
It's 8:40 PM and after so many hours I think it's safe to say my general feeling of shiftiness doesn't have to do with last night's drinking so much as it has to do with the vax. My get up and go got up and went. Thanks, Moderna!
Posted by: Robert at May 10, 2021 08:43 PM (1Yy3c)
She decided to become a real time organ donor...
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:43 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 08:40 PM (UUBmN)
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And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:44 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 08:44 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: CppThis at May 10, 2021 08:44 PM (zcf1k)
WEF is out in the open and has been very forthcoming about the Great
Reset.
*taps chin*
Funny, I don't recall voting for that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 08:45 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 08:45 PM (oS5s6)
They have successfully predicted 26 of the last 3 economic downturns....
That said they are the only people willing to acknowledge the Buddhists monks are setting themselves alight.
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:46 PM (Lzpvj)
first there was a simple cactus minding it is own bidness, then the evil home owner attacked the peacefull cactus with a sledgehammer/splitting maul, grubbing-ho/pulaski or some other unknow hand tool
profit!
the end
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 10, 2021 08:46 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 08:44 PM (UUBmN)
A grubby hoe is just a tool.
Posted by: Willie Brown at May 10, 2021 08:46 PM (Hej/V)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 08:46 PM (OTzUX)
the UK and USA did not get to vote on being made colonies of Pakistan or Mexico either....
"great people with great plans" take their votes on Epstein Island.
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:47 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:41 PM (hOUT3)
Having only interacted with a splitting maul, my go-to for anything about 3' long with a stupidly heavy kinda-sharp thing on the far end is "splitting maul".
Also I really needed the extra syllables to make the quote thing work. Je ne regrette rien.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 08:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:47 PM (Eicbe)
Ages one to six.
Biden is a real piece of shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2021 08:47 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Willie Brown
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HEY!!! You better watch who you're calling a tool!!!
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 08:48 PM (UUBmN)
This particular cactus was a real prick so I have no qualms about destroying it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:48 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:47 PM (Eicbe)
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Unless you're Chinese.
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:48 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:48 PM (nxdel)
Exciting opportunities await you in the fast-paced field of dad-grade puns.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 08:49 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: sven
I actually like ZH, but their commenters are YIKES.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2021 08:49 PM (r1z5A)
I too have been attacked by a cacti, they are not yo friend
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 10, 2021 08:49 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:47 PM (Eicbe)
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Unless you're Chinese.
Posted by: Axeman
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No need to get racist
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 08:49 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 08:49 PM (AytXr)
This particular cactus was a real prick so I have no qualms about destroying it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 08:48 PM (nxdel)
I'd try some diesel and a match, but maybe your county might not permit such things.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2021 08:50 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 10, 2021 08:50 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: CppThis
Yep. A void will be filled.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2021 08:50 PM (G8WqP)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 08:50 PM (oS5s6)
Biden did not choose that, Biden's Junta did.
There was a wonderfully sad and chilling line in "I, Claudius" attributed to his father Germanicus:
"I fear Rome has a very harsh mother."
America's "Junta Mom" is a harsh mistress.
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:50 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably south of the Mason-Dixon at May 10, 2021 08:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 08:52 PM (oS5s6)
I mean the same, forgive me.
The staff is largely a good read, but a recurring theme in my internet travels has always been the commentariat and its decorum make or break news aggregating sites.
The Jazz Flautist sucked but had great commenters, you have here renowned for the high quality of both....
ZH has horrid commenters.
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:52 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at May 10, 2021 08:53 PM (5fSMX)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 08:53 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2021 08:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 08:54 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: will choose
Point me at 'im
Posted by: Miklos "Yosemite" Sam at May 10, 2021 08:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:52 PM (Lzpvj)
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Totally. It's a good demonstration that some moderation is a good thing.
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 08:55 PM (Eicbe)
https://tinyurl.com/yaj8wtk6
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 08:53 PM (UHVv4)
I larfed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve Special Privileges at May 10, 2021 08:55 PM (hOUT3)
Lily "I am not white and I am gay GAY!" Singh has been cancelled....
the woman made Ellen DeGeneres look like Sam fucking Kinison....
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:55 PM (Lzpvj)
https://tinyurl.com/yaj8wtk6
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 08:53 PM (UHVv4
This isn't Applebees.
Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2021 08:55 PM (4fSQf)
"Damn you I work with chemicals now get me another Fappletini you cretin!"
//CJ
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:56 PM (Lzpvj)
https://tinyurl.com/yaj8wtk6
That's some good-natured ribbing, right there.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 08:56 PM (ELgVT)
DOW down_34.94 (0.10%)
NASDAQ down_350.38 (2.55%)
S&P 500 down_ 44.17 (1.04%)
Oh damn, but I sold high Friday.
Blue Monday, Oh, blue Monday
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 08:56 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: Axeman
Moderation in all moderation things.
Posted by: Miklos, not actually a Greek philosopher homo at May 10, 2021 08:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 08:57 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at May 10, 2021 08:57 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
https://youtu.be/BpJbebfLmJ0
This song came to mind with your post. No connection that I'm aware of besides my weird brain.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2021 08:57 PM (G8WqP)
the woman made Ellen DeGeneres look like Sam fucking Kinison....
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:55 PM (Lzpvj)
You know who regarded her people as Aryans?
Posted by: Willie Brown at May 10, 2021 08:58 PM (Hej/V)
That the market can go down at all given the pressures on the economy astounds.
We have octupled the money supply globally and it is just stable not "growing."
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 08:58 PM (Lzpvj)
Timing is everything in both the market and life!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges [/s at May 10, 2021 08:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Grubhoe at May 10, 2021 08:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2021 08:59 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 08:56 PM (ELgVT)
Better ribbing at Tony Roma's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2021 09:00 PM (Hej/V)
Quite, one of the funny things about all of this "cultural appropriation" horsesh*t is in theory EUtopia and a lot of Asia are cousins.
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 09:00 PM (Lzpvj)
https://tinyurl.com/yaj8wtk6
Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2021 08:53 PM (UHVv4
This isn't Applebees.
Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2021 08:55 PM (4fSQf)
Still got nothing on Arby's.
https://tinyl.io/44qy
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 09:00 PM (t+qrx)
Guilty as charged.
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 09:00 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 10, 2021 09:01 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 10, 2021 09:01 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 09:01 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2021 09:02 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 09:03 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 09:04 PM (oS5s6)
The whole angst of "you people do not understand the social pressures I am under" I think was part of it.
I like Jeff, I hope is well.
There are a lot of posters I miss I wish would come home.
Posted by: sven at May 10, 2021 09:05 PM (Lzpvj)
++++
This is where the old drop kicking skills come in handy. But, should you just try to send it down the aisle you're in, or try to make it sail crossways, over as many aisles as you can?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 10, 2021 10:43 PM (hVqGz)
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