EMT 5/08/21

Isn't it about time you had a refreshing glass of EMT?

It's fortified with 1 grain!

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 05:01 AM (Cxk7w)

2 A gram of a grain!

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 05:01 AM (vd8XM)

3 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2021 05:01 AM (ErSvT)

4 Good morning Morons.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2021 05:02 AM (Rvt88)

5 Dutifully called

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 05:03 AM (Cxk7w)

6 I hope that jagoff from the last thread doesn't show up And if he does,bring it, I am the nicest guy here. But you better bring it bitch, I will hear you out but my guess is it will not go well.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 05:03 AM (aqif7)

7 Welcome, jagoffs

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 08, 2021 05:04 AM (iTXRQ)

8
Welcome, jagoffs

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 08, 2021 05:04 AM (iTXRQ)
it happens

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 05:05 AM (aqif7)

9 There's what, something like 430 grains in an ounce?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 05:05 AM (XTk1T)

10 Morning..

Posted by: Sven at May 08, 2021 05:05 AM (Lzpvj)

11 I don't use jagoff much
my go-to is 'fuckstick'

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 08, 2021 05:05 AM (iTXRQ)

12
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2021 05:07 AM (DUIap)

13 previous post said Edge update chokes on youtubes- anybody experience this?

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 08, 2021 05:07 AM (iTXRQ)

14 There's what, something like 430 grains in an ounce?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Troy or Avoirdupois weight?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2021 05:07 AM (Rvt88)

15 cuz a little doohickey on my taskbar wants to install an update

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 08, 2021 05:08 AM (iTXRQ)

16 14 db,

No, edge works fine...

Posted by: Sven at May 08, 2021 05:08 AM (Lzpvj)

17 Fill my space!

Posted by: Rekonoiter at May 08, 2021 05:09 AM (o9SaY)

18 16 db,

Keep your browser updated anyway

Posted by: Sven at May 08, 2021 05:09 AM (Lzpvj)

19 Troy or Avoirdupois weight?

**

Bouf.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 05:10 AM (XTk1T)

20 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 08, 2021 05:10 AM (cknjq)

21 Browser updates are what killed the usefulness of Firefox. I still can't believe that they willingly sliced off the very thing (customization) that made their browser competitive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 05:11 AM (XTk1T)

22 "Don't feed the trolls" used to be a thing.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 05:11 AM (6dJKT)

23 21 goiter,

I thought Buttijuice acted like flouride...thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: Sven at May 08, 2021 05:12 AM (Lzpvj)

24 Fill my space!

Posted by: Rekonoiter at May 08, 2021 05:09 AM (o9S

i think you are a troll and and a jagoff. But that is simply an impression. I got called out too in my early days. Prove me wrong, Prove you are serious and not a simple pest. It is not hard to do, just be yourself it you are not a troll.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 05:12 AM (aqif7)

25 Browser updates are what killed the usefulness of Firefox. I still can't believe that they willingly sliced off the very thing (customization) that made their browser competitive.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Brave has updates at least once a week now.

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 05:12 AM (vd8XM)

26 24 m,

I enjoy the cardio

Posted by: Sven at May 08, 2021 05:12 AM (Lzpvj)

27 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 08, 2021 05:14 AM (ju2Fy)

28 from the tech thread:

53 Prayers up for our KT, who was admitted to the hospital yesterday.
Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 04:19 AM (arJlL)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 05:14 AM (6dJKT)

29 A dry day here so I'll put the mower down a notch and attack the plugs from the aeration I had done on Monday.

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 05:14 AM (vd8XM)

30 Prayers up for KT

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 05:15 AM (vd8XM)

31 "just be yourself it you are not a troll. "

* holds hole open for easy access *

Posted by: Rekonoiter at May 08, 2021 05:15 AM (o9SaY)

32 We had a hummingbird stop by yesterday. The first migratory bird this spring. They are about a week late

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 05:17 AM (vd8XM)

33 EMT, Tech thread, ONT

So much content!

Posted by: fluffy at May 08, 2021 05:17 AM (UnQlg)

34 Browser updates are what killed the usefulness of
Firefox. I still can't believe that they willingly sliced off the very
thing (customization) that made their browser competitive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie

Brave has updates at least once a week now.

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 05:12 AM (vd8XM)
the same people who told me I "had" to go to Firefox, told me I had to open a Fakebook account. The one thing I do know is randos, regardless of family status, don't know shit.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 05:17 AM (aqif7)

35 I have year round hummingbirds, just 2.
Posted by: Reconoiter

You could train them to pick your nose !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 05:22 AM (arJlL)

36
I have year round hummingbirds, just 2.

Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 05:19 AM (x1pkp)

you are a troll. Even when people try to be kind, you slap it away. My guess is your days are numbered. I will have noting to do with it, hell, I was trying to help you out.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 05:23 AM (aqif7)

37 Skip -

With the exception of tomatoes and sweet peppers, everything I planted was seeds.

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 05:24 AM (arJlL)

38 Chinese Long March 5B to World Domination rocket stage will uncontrollably plunge to earth in about 12-18 hours from now.
Fuckers don't give a shit about treaties, and do as they please.

Bright side is that it looks like two of the orbits in the uncertainty range pass over Gary, Indiana. So, we have got that going for us, which is nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2021 05:25 AM (ufFY8)

39 42 Chinese Long March 5B to World Domination rocket stage will uncontrollably plunge to earth in about 12-18 hours from now.
Fuckers don't give a shit about treaties, and do as they please.

Bright side is that it looks like two of the orbits in the uncertainty range pass over Gary, Indiana. So, we have got that going for us, which is nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2021 05:25 AM (ufFY

Yikes.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 05:27 AM (6dJKT)

40 "A huge Chinese rocket will fall to Earth this weekend. Here's how to track it online."

https://tinyurl.com/v34sf39k

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 05:28 AM (6dJKT)

41 42 D.I.G.,

Thing is impact would improve Gary...

Posted by: Sven at May 08, 2021 05:30 AM (Lzpvj)

42 I got plants sprouted, seeds never been much luck for me.
Do have a few volunteer tomatoes in my greenhouse from compost cover, going to see if I can get them to grow.
Often read and experience they revert to grape tomatoes.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 05:31 AM (Cxk7w)

43 Serious question:

If the 23 ton missile strikes DC, what will the Biden administration do to China?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 05:31 AM (XTk1T)

44 50 Moron Robbie,

Apologize.

Posted by: Sven at May 08, 2021 05:31 AM (Lzpvj)

45 Most other countries have their boosters drop to earth after serving their purpose so that they don't have missiles unpredictably falling on populated areas like DC and NYC.

As was said above, China is boss now, and China gives no f*cks.

Who is going to stop them?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 05:32 AM (XTk1T)

46 Apologize

***

ha, yeah, probably.

And make it a hate crime to call it a Chinese rocket.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 05:34 AM (XTk1T)

47 Thing is impact would improve Gary...

Posted by: Sven at May 08, 2021 05:30 AM (Lzpvj)

Tell me about it. I grew up there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2021 05:34 AM (ufFY8)

48 I got plants sprouted, seeds never been much luck for me.
Do have a few volunteer tomatoes in my greenhouse from compost cover, going to see if I can get them to grow.
Often read and experience they revert to grape tomatoes.
Posted by: Skip

If they were a diff type of tomato, how can they revert to grape tomatoes ?

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 05:35 AM (arJlL)

49 Next door neighbor (nice guy) had a invisible dog fence put in. His girlfriend told the installer where the property line is. She was only off by about 2 feet. The jagoff (did I use that correctly) that put it the wire did it on a rainy day and must have been using a wooden spoon instead of the turf slicer that most utilities use.

So I've got a nice mess in my yard. The turdknob that did the install assured me that the rain will help to disperse the mud and you won't be able to tell where it is tomorrow.
I guess turd figures a quarter inch of rains melts mud. Neighbors girlfriend tells me they will pay someone to fix it for me.

I got to it yesterday. Took about an hour and a half to break up the mud with a rake and used a blower to disperse it a bit. I'll mow over that today. Hopefully with the rain coming tonight, things will start to get back to normal.

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 05:35 AM (vd8XM)

50 I have been looking at the Aerospace Corporation website for info. Gives a nice pic of the orbits.

Treaty obligations say that large pieces like this need to have controlled descents. But, the fucking Chinese have launched these things without a care in the world, because they are evil godless commies.

It's early, don't get me started, LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2021 05:36 AM (ufFY8)

51 Well I lied, when the migration starts I may get up to 6. Socialism.
Posted by: Reconoiter

You'd need a Danny Thomas schnozz to feed that many !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 05:37 AM (arJlL)

52 She was only off by about 2 feet.

**

It's always so weird how people are rarely off by two feet into their own property.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 05:37 AM (XTk1T)

53 58 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2021 05:36 AM (ufFY

The Chinese will do everything America was accused of and be praised by Americans for it.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 05:38 AM (Lzpvj)

54 Boker Tov all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 05:38 AM (GPwVZ)

55 It's always so weird how people are rarely off by two feet into their own property.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

She just moved in, and had never lived in the 'burbs.

Hell just look along the line honey. You see where the lawn is mowed and there is a lack of creeping Charley...
that's the property line

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 05:39 AM (vd8XM)

56 Aerospace Corporation Twitter feed:

https://twitter.com/AerospaceCorp

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 05:39 AM (6dJKT)

57 60 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 05:37 AM (XTk1T)

Just like it is bizarre that NO Goreon f*ckup ever accidentally leads to any western power accidentally having more energy or industrial capacity...

when something goes 100% in one direction that is not a pattern it is earnestness.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 05:40 AM (Lzpvj)

58 JT the theory is hybrids lose their sub types.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 05:40 AM (Cxk7w)

59 60 She was only off by about 2 feet.

To be fair, I thought she would have actually been off by about one foot, since she has been lied to about how big ten inches really is.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 08, 2021 05:40 AM (ufFY8)

60 Maybe how only some fresh produce seeds will germinate.
Do have green onion from fresh produce growing well.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 05:41 AM (Cxk7w)

61 65 Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 05:39 AM (6dJKT)

I predicted on my last day of work I would be hit by a meteor such is my luck's arc....

If I win and get nailed by this debris they will probably grant me the W even if I was off a little.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 05:42 AM (Lzpvj)

62 Space-Track Org Twitter feed:

@SpaceTrackOrg

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 05:42 AM (6dJKT)

63 If I win and get nailed by this debris they will probably grant me the W even if I was off a little.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 05:42 AM (Lzpvj)

Off by two feet?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2021 05:43 AM (ufFY8)

64 Stupid neighbor, I would probably sue. lols

Told our neighbor when he came over after work and apologized, along with some gift bourbon, that we can live with it, but it's not our fault if it gets cut with a shovel

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 05:43 AM (vd8XM)

65 Next door neighbor (nice guy) had a invisible dog fence put in. His girlfriend told the installer where the property line is. She was only off by about 2 feet.
Posted by: Bruce

You got off lucky - the two neighbors on my side both had invisible fences installed. Both of the installers cut the other guy's irrigation system. How incompetent do you have to be to do that?

Both families are cool - they're working it out.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2021 05:44 AM (Rvt88)

66 The current window (at least when I last looked yesterday) for the Chinese SMOD starts when Svengoolie's show begins on MeTV tonight.
So we got that going for us, which is nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2021 05:44 AM (ufFY8)

67 You got off lucky - the two neighbors on my side both had invisible fences installed. Both of the installers cut the other guy's irrigation system. How incompetent do you have to be to do that?

Talking to the guy who did the install, I don't think he was hired for his intelligence...or good looks

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 05:45 AM (vd8XM)

68 If krak is here it's time to pour next cup

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 05:45 AM (EZebt)

69 We figured that there is a 1 in 196.9 million (or 0.000000005%) chance it will hit within a half mile of any location on the earth.

Um.

https://twitter.com/SpaceTrackOrg/status/1390527414162264065

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 05:46 AM (6dJKT)

70 The current window (at least when I last looked yesterday) for the Chinese SMOD starts when Svengoolie's show begins on MeTV tonight.
So we got that going for us, which is nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

So, wear a helmet when watching ' From Hell it Came' ?

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 05:46 AM (vd8XM)

71 LOL, yep.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2021 05:47 AM (ufFY8)

72 The Chinese missile will be counted as COVID deaths.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 05:47 AM (XTk1T)

73 Could find it but yesterday I think read a article on the Chinese head giving a long speech how nothing can stop them taking over the world.
I think having a employee in the White House will help them reach that goal.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 05:47 AM (Cxk7w)

74 We figured that there is a 1 in 196.9 million (or 0.000000005%) chance it will hit within a half mile of any location on the earth.

Hell, that's better than the lottery

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 05:47 AM (vd8XM)

75 clarified:

Ron McLaughlin
@ronmcl57
May 7
Replying to
@SpaceTrackOrg
Just read this again. Isn't it a 100 per cent chance it will hit the earth somewhere and just a small chance of hitting a populated area?

Space-Track
@SpaceTrackOrg
May 7
That's it.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 05:48 AM (6dJKT)

76 NGU, congratulations you will be rid of Netanyahu

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 05:48 AM (EZebt)

77 CNN's Jim Sciutto reports the debris from a rocket launched by China will land somewhere in Turkmenistan, according to the US military.

LOL...good commies killing commies and muslims

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 05:49 AM (GPwVZ)

78 84 Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 05:47 AM (Cxk7w)

I do think it is awesome that the President of the United States is an employee of the People('s Republic of China).

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 05:49 AM (Lzpvj)

79 We figured that there is a 1 in 196.9 million (or 0.000000005%) chance it will hit within a half mile of any location on the earth.

***

Good to know our new Pronoun Sensitive NASA and Universities have this whole proximity thing figured out.

I would've figure it was pretty much 100% that it would hit within 1/2 mile of any location on earth, but I only know how science and math works. I haven't been trained in Science and Math.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 05:50 AM (XTk1T)

80 "Don't feed the trolls" used to be a thing.

My personal favorite is from the movie "The Exorcist."

Don't talk to the demon!

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 05:50 AM (xopIz)

81 88 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 05:49 AM (GPwVZ)

CNN also thinks a black hole devoured an aeroplane...

I know when I want an intelligent analysis Tater Vision is Number 9 million on my top ten list of "go sites."

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 05:50 AM (Lzpvj)

82 Going to add tomatoes to my Amazon order right now. I
had one good year, extra hot and probably had 200 of them. Never tasted
better.

Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 05:34 AM (x1pkp)

Amzon tomatoes, ist that even a thing? If I guett , my stuff from Jeff Bezos, may HE strike me down. I called you out and no one joined in. That is cool, I am glad it is that way. The one thing I hate is mobs. You will show yourself to be a troll soon enough, they don't need my opinion. I hope it goes another way and I have it all wrong. My guess is otherwise but it could happen.

I took shit too, but in the end those people were not serious. Most of them are long gone that says something. I could be wrong about you, it is possible. My guess guess is you are not long for this place. Prove me wrong. I wan't you to prove me wrong, if you think I am joking, you don't know me very well.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 05:51 AM (aqif7)

83
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2021 05:51 AM (mht8P)

84 hahaha, there's a comment at the Chinese missile link that says "It's safer than taking the vaccine."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 05:52 AM (XTk1T)

85 91 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 05:50 AM (XTk1T)

Look the person feels really good about themselves and posting "Don't tell me the odds!" links means they can snark and ignore the fact the Chinese are engaged knowingly in random kinetic bombardment functionally.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 05:52 AM (Lzpvj)

86 @52

Thomas Friedman is probably so thrilled at this development that he's locked himself into his mansion and is fapping furiously, chanting over and over....

THE EARTH IS FLAT!
THE EARTH IS FLAT!
...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2021 05:53 AM (IZ4ib)

87 Michael Khan
@go_for_launch
May 7
Replying to
@SpaceTrackOrg
and
@planet4589
But the odds are not evenly distributed. Beyond 41.5 deg N or S latitude the risk is nil. Within +/- 41.5 deg latitude, anywhere off the ground track, risk is also nil. On ground track or near 41.5 N or S latitude it is significantly larger than that overall risk value you gave.

Michael Khan
@go_for_launch
May 7
That said, anywhere on the Earth, the risk of being hit by space debris is still negligible compared to other dangers in life. But that value of 0.00000005 per cent just doesn't apply everywhere. It is a misleading statement.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 05:53 AM (6dJKT)

88 NGU, congratulations you will be rid of Netanyahu
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 05:48 AM (EZebt)

You keep posting that which is a total misunderstanding of what I have been saying for the last few years.

Netanyahu is UNABLE to form a government because of all the enemies he has made on the Right. Thus even though the Right won a majority of the votes, Netanyahu's presence prevents that thus opening the way for a middle of the road and/or left wing leaning government. It was time for Netanyahu to gracefully step aside years ago for the good of democracy in Israel and for Israel in general. If he had stepped aside, even post this election, Israel would have a right of center Government right now. If, and it is still a big if, Bennet and Lapid can form a government and without Arab support. They do NOT have 61 votes at this moment.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 05:53 AM (GPwVZ)

89 JT the theory is hybrids lose their sub types.
Posted by: Skip

AHA !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 05:54 AM (arJlL)

90 'Morning Captain !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 05:54 AM (arJlL)

91 Prayers for KT.

Posted by: squeakywheel at May 08, 2021 05:55 AM (mL2J9)

92 99 Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 05:53 AM (6dJKT)

She is apparently properly able to valuate the risk of space debris.

Was she intellectually honest enough to admit that CUOMO19 is wildly over valuated?

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 05:55 AM (Lzpvj)

93 Hot Coffee...beautiful spring morning

Posted by: Qmark at May 08, 2021 05:55 AM (DLp4G)

94 JT the theory is hybrids lose their sub types.
Posted by: Skip

Good thing that doesn't happen with fake boobs !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 05:57 AM (arJlL)

95 107 Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 05:57 AM (x1pkp)

be sure to wear your prom dress...

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 05:57 AM (Lzpvj)

96
"A huge Chinese rocket will fall to Earth this weekend. Here's how to track it online."

----------

*looks at back acreage*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2021 05:58 AM (mht8P)

97 I just went out and fed da boids.

Cool and damp.

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 05:58 AM (arJlL)

98 I would suggest Psaki is leaving because she sees just how senile and handicapped Sundown really is and does not want to tarred with propping him up in the future. Or not?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 05:58 AM (GPwVZ)

99 "Don't feed the trolls" used to be a thing.

My personal favorite is from the movie "The Exorcist."

Don't talk to the demon!

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 05:50 AM (xopIz)
I never saw it. I do recall the Exorcist Steps in Georgetown. I heard some people went litterally insane after The Exorcist. I thought that was a bit much.
I was no horror fan, All blood and gore is fine as long as it was classified as a war or Western. The horrors that bothered me were Nightmare on Elm Street and The Shining. I did get into The Blair Witch Project. But that thing might have been the biggest internet hoax ever

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 06:00 AM (aqif7)

100 112 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 05:58 AM (GPwVZ)

Counter theory, she got her clap back for the pic of her looking like Val Jar told her someone shat in their punch bowl and wants to make money and be able to look at herself in the mirror ego wise.

She is not a retard, sure she is not as smart as she feigns few are but she has to go out daily and pretend to be dumber than Joey.

That has to be humiliating.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 06:01 AM (Lzpvj)

101
Up, dressed, dogs taken care of, morning prayers said. Now sitting in the command center at Schloss Hadrian having a big double cup of unsustainable, exploitative, slave-trade coffee and working on my playlists. Life is good until yard work calls. Considering going out for a big, heavy, greasy breakfast later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2021 06:01 AM (mht8P)

102
I would suggest Psaki is leaving because she sees just how senile and handicapped Sundown really is and does not want to tarred with propping him up in the future. Or not?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 05:58 AM

She said, "A year from now," but I think that's in dog years. My guess is before the fourth of July. One can only spout so much bullshit before life loses all meaning.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 08, 2021 06:02 AM (N/gDA)

103 Just went out to put up a new hummingbird feeder.
35 degrees out there. I think there were frost or freeze warnings last night. Woe unto those that disregard the don't plant before Mothers Day rule in this area

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2021 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

104 113 Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 06:00 AM (x1pkp)

A modest proposal then, I saw a documentary called "The Moron in the Plastic Bubble" starring John Gotti....

https://youtu.be/e8ddGM6Ok6g

Mike Brady was in it too....

If you can't afford a filtration apparatus just go ahead and close the bag.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 06:03 AM (Lzpvj)

105 I would suggest Psaki is leaving because she sees just how senile and handicapped Sundown really is and does not want to tarred with propping him up in the future. Or not?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 05:58 AM (GPwVZ)

**

I'm guessing it's coordinated and they're going to put a flaming homosexual or cross-dresser in the position, because I can't imagine there are many easier jobs than WH Press Secretary right now. Scripted questions from a friendly group of friends who share the same goals and desires as you and who won't follow up or push too hard is not a job that requires much effort.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 06:03 AM (XTk1T)

106 I went to the town that they set the Blair Witch Project in. I only did it because my niece was into it. That was a scary town, all kidding aside, that town is not a town you would wan't to live in. But I bet they had enough of weirdos showing up to pay their respects. There are always to sides to this coin.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 06:04 AM (aqif7)

107 Psaki is a month away from being a cackling idiot like Kamala.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 06:05 AM (xopIz)

108 Addendum: Psaki will move on to her $4M/year think tank reward job for being cooperative.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 06:05 AM (XTk1T)

109 105 99 Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 05:53 AM (6dJKT)

She is apparently properly able to valuate the risk of space debris.

Was she intellectually honest enough to admit that CUOMO19 is wildly over valuated?
Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 05:55 AM (Lzpvj)

"She" who?

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 06:05 AM (6dJKT)

110 "One can only spout so much bullshit before life loses all meaning."

CNN began in 1980.
They seem happy.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 08, 2021 06:06 AM (S7VTO)

111 122 Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 06:05 AM (xopIz)

Jenny darling, GLAD you are here so uh the Jobs Report was uh only 1.3 million off...any thoughts?

//Cunnilingual Media

"Well Connie I will uh circle back, I think this just shows that we need to give every American a trillion dollars and by American I mean HUMAN on Earth"

//The Smartest Woman on Earth

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 06:07 AM (Lzpvj)

112 >>> Considering going out for a big, heavy, greasy breakfast later.

Sounds good up until that 'later' faux pas.

Posted by: fluffy at May 08, 2021 06:07 AM (UnQlg)

113 124 Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 06:05 AM (6dJKT)

The twatter chick who is assuring everyone that all is well with space debris....

She is of course correct, I am just as correct when I say we willfully obliterated trillions of dollars globally saving maybe 3 to 8 pennies out of a thousand.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 06:08 AM (Lzpvj)

114 Checked my mail. The Quora question of the day is "Can someone find out your name only knowing the name of your boat?"

Someone is about to have some problems, I suspect.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 08, 2021 06:09 AM (buTO7)

115 I see your point but not sure why you won't accept the congratulations, you wanted his graceful exit but not with this government as a result?

The two are inextricably linked imho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 06:09 AM (EZebt)

116 prayers en-route to KT !

and since I am north of 41.5 degrees, no worries !

vaccine ? your body, your choice.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2021 06:09 AM (ErSvT)

117 Morning peeps. Piss Asky is bailing? So maybe the ball sucker is on deck? I had presumed Harris would want "her own people" onboard. Wonder what will happen with Rezident Retard's cabinet?

Meh... same junta, different face.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2021 06:10 AM (3H9h1)

118 Checked my mail. The Quora question of the day is "Can someone find out your name only knowing the name of your boat?"

***

"Where can I buy 55 gallon drums?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 06:11 AM (XTk1T)

119 Telling nothing but lies everyday might make one feel like leaving. Covering for this administration has to take a lot out of you.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 06:13 AM (Cxk7w)

120 Life is good until yard work calls. Considering going out for a big, heavy, greasy breakfast later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2021 06:01 AM (mht8P)

===
Pro Tip. Don't drive the mower into the pond

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 06:14 AM (EZebt)

121 LOL, knew a couple of serious acidhead stoners back in the 70's who were gonna show everyone how it's done ... went to see Exorcist tripping, & those lads were never quite right ever again.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2021 06:14 AM (ErSvT)

122 I see your point but not sure why you won't accept the congratulations, you wanted his graceful exit but not with this government as a result?

First of all no DEMOCRACY should have the same "leader" for 16 years. That kind of shit breeds corruption and worse.

And yes I have a lot of problems with how Netanyahu acted as Prime Minister but I doubt you will find even one comment that I ever made that said I would have voted for one of his left wing competitors if I were voting. But those of us who watch and know Israeli politics, saw this coming for a few years. Right now the only one responsible for a left of middle gov, if it can be formed and that is still in doubt, is Netanyahu. If your unhappy with a left of middle gov, he is the ONLY one to blame

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 06:14 AM (GPwVZ)

123
Pro Tip. Don't drive the mower into the pond
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 06:14 AM (EZebt)

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Yeah, teaching them how to swim is expensive. The hazards of a ZTR become obvious on muddy ground and/or a slope.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2021 06:16 AM (mht8P)

124 I did get into The Blair Witch Project. But that thing might have been the biggest internet hoax ever
Posted by: quint

After wasting almost 2 hours watching it, I wanted a payoff. I wanted the Blair Witch to horribly destroy these stupid brats. I wanted blood and gore!! Instead, nothing. I felt ripped off.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 06:17 AM (5WHte)

125
Checked my mail. The Quora question of the day is "Can someone find out your name only knowing the name of your boat?"

Someone is about to have some problems, I suspect.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 08, 2021 06:09 AM

steve has a boat?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2021 06:18 AM (DUIap)

126 My personal favorite is from the movie "The Exorcist."

Don't talk to the demon!

--

LOL, I had long forgotten that line. But real exorcists say the same thing. Don't acknowledge it. Don't talk to it. That's what it wants.

To be fair though, blog trolls are much, much stupider than your average demon.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2021 06:18 AM (O+I8R)

127 NGU, I suggest you read Caroline Glick in today's Israel Hayom. I think she had nailed it, and connected what is happening there with what is happening here.

Different countries, different systems, etc. Same revolutionary process.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 06:18 AM (EZebt)

128 141 Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 06:17 AM (5WHte)

The prize dear PuddleGlum was that the Blair Witch had been with the whelps all along...

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 06:18 AM (Lzpvj)

129 Jen isn't leaving until next year I read

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 06:20 AM (Cxk7w)

130 H7 my buddies text me pics of them riding their mowers back East because they know I'm jealous

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 06:20 AM (EZebt)

131 The northwestern US is out of the bullseye:

https://tinyurl.com/4ahntdch

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 06:20 AM (6dJKT)

132 146 Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 06:19 AM (x1pkp)

thus explaining AMIGO GRANDE!

Skinflintting by moonbats not wanting to pay American wages.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 06:21 AM (Lzpvj)

133 I finished mowing the property yesterday because the threat of several days of rain is looming. It's a beautiful time of the year here in the Bluegrass with all sorts of things blooming, but the damn grass grow about a half inch a day. I don't have a "yard" so much as I have property with grasses on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2021 06:22 AM (3H9h1)

134 NGU, I suggest you read Caroline Glick in today's Israel Hayom. I think she had nailed it, and connected what is happening there with what is happening here.

Different countries, different systems, etc. Same revolutionary process.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 06:18 AM (EZebt)

I read it and I do not agree with her. And the proof in the pudding is that the Right won the last few Elections in Israel, including this last one, and if Netanyahu had not been the stumbling block, Israel would have a right of center gove right this very moment.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 06:24 AM (GPwVZ)

135 145 141 Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 06:17 AM (5WHte)

The prize dear PuddleGlum was that the Blair Witch had been with the whelps all along...
Posted by: sven

Interesting theory. I still wanted to kick puppies after watching it. I was pissed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 06:24 AM (5WHte)

136
Then Jen will go back to becoming a journalist. A moderator or talking head on one of the news channels. The Left takes care of its own, those on the Right can never work in the profession again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2021 06:24 AM (mht8P)

137 what I found scary about Blair Witch was the complete idiocy of every one of the characters - of course this is true of almost every horror movie, but still, absolutely Darwinian ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2021 06:25 AM (ErSvT)

138 Psaki will go to Fox.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 06:27 AM (XTk1T)

139 Fuck the UN

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 06:28 AM (yrol0)

140 157 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 06:27 AM (XTk1T)

"A Centrist Feminine Voice for Our Times"

//F*xNews

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 06:28 AM (Lzpvj)

141 You want a great ending? Watch "Cabin in the Woods."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 06:28 AM (xopIz)

142 157 Psaki will go to Fox.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 06:27 AM (XTk1T)

Pthen Pfox will be Pfucked More

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 06:28 AM (yrol0)

143 162 Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 06:28 AM (x1pkp)

A booming economy does not need defacto UBI retard.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 06:30 AM (Lzpvj)

144 If the Chinese space junk lands on my house, I am confident that Slo Jo will do nothing about it.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 06:30 AM (xopIz)

145 Booming economy? Recovery Summer IX

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 06:31 AM (xopIz)

146 I feel so bad that the black community had a respite from illegals taking their jobs from them, and now it's back to normal.

Tough luck low-skilled black workers. Guess your families get to remain impoverished and reliant on just enough handouts from the government for another ten generations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 06:33 AM (XTk1T)

147 A booming economy does not need defacto UBI retard.

--

Exactly. Btw, we have plenty of immigrants. It's the illegal immigrants who are draining jobs and money from the country. Big distinction, and one that seems to be lost on leftists. All immigrants are not illegal. Only the ones here, you know, illegally.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2021 06:33 AM (O+I8R)

148 In a nice bit of irony, wouldn't it be something if the Chinese rocket hit Hackensack, New Jersey?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2021 06:33 AM (IZ4ib)

149 Biden only missed his jobs numbers by 1.3 million, h8rs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 06:33 AM (XTk1T)

150 Frost warning is some local area's this weekend. But Biden says we have to join some organization that will fix that, and give them lots and lots of dollars.

Posted by: Colin at May 08, 2021 06:33 AM (k96MJ)

151 By the time SARS-CoV-2 was first detected in late 2019, it was already pre-adapted to human transmission to an extent similar to late epidemic SARS-CoV.

No bat to civets. No bat to camel. Just TADA, it works.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 06:34 AM (yrol0)

152 Lifted from barnhardt.biz:

We went from "only 10 days to flatten the curve" to "not until I see your papers."

In a year.

I did Nazi that coming.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 06:34 AM (xopIz)

153 NGU, agreed but a center right government without Bibi is what, really? It's not much

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 06:34 AM (EZebt)

154 165 Booming economy? Recovery Summer IX
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 06:31 AM (xopIz)

Recovery Summer Xi

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 06:36 AM (yrol0)

155 I did Nazi that coming.

**

Ha. That's clever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 06:36 AM (XTk1T)

156 Tough luck low-skilled black workers. Guess your families get to remain impoverished and reliant on just enough handouts from the government for another ten generations.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 06:33 AM (XTk1T)

1st Plank on the Dem Platform.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 06:36 AM (yrol0)

157 169 In a nice bit of irony, wouldn't it be something if the Chinese rocket hit Hackensack, New Jersey?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2021 06:33 AM (IZ4ib)

Or Wilmington, Delaware.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 06:37 AM (6dJKT)

158 My financial guy gave me the app address so I can now show everyone that I'm 'safe' to be around. Just show my phone app to everyone and the world is my oyster.

Posted by: Colin at May 08, 2021 06:38 AM (k96MJ)

159 I'm surprised we're not hearing about Rocket Touchdown beach parties and such.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 06:40 AM (6dJKT)

160 Jobs Miss

https://tinyurl.com/wxwdrjp5

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 06:40 AM (yrol0)

161 POW

@DonaldJTrumpJr
Biden isnt the next FDR hes the next Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 06:43 AM (yrol0)

162 High-end Mexicans in shiny trucks, singing like the Llamas from The Holy Grail, happily leaping about with bright pink gardening tools while snipping bits of grass; the benevolent Home Owner smiles from inside a window, sipping LSD-laced lemonade, xer/xis halo reflecting the warm glow of a giant Jen Psaki hologram projecting from Pfox Gnu's new all-Blair Witch streaming service, a dreamy female voice tellinh us all about the wonders of science while Chernobyl burns and Chinese rockets fall from the sky.....and Jagoff isn"t what we thought....

No, no stupid mask or vaccine but probably need some more coffee.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at May 08, 2021 06:45 AM (veKLA)

163
biden is the FDR of jimmy carters?

or is it

biden is the jimmy carter of FDRs?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2021 06:46 AM (DUIap)

164 Chinese space junk lands here its scap metal time

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 06:47 AM (Cxk7w)

165 NGU, agreed but a center right government without Bibi is what, really? It's not much
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 06:34 AM (EZebt)

??? What Netanyahu is the only conservative in Israel? Come on. It is that kind of thinking that got Israel into this situation. There are plenty of conservatives in Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 06:48 AM (GPwVZ)

166 I dunno, Skip.

"In the extremely unlikely event you come across space debris, he added, don't touch it and call the police or local authorities. Under space law, China technically has rights to get the rocket chunks back, and they also may be called upon to fulfill Outer Space Law liability concerns if there is property or other damage."

https://tinyurl.com/3a4k79ep

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 06:51 AM (6dJKT)

167 Gas jumped to $3.09 almost universally here

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 06:52 AM (Cxk7w)

168 If they didn't track it, once cut up, prove it is my thinking

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 06:53 AM (Cxk7w)

169 Texas PCR + Rate (7 day rolling ave):

5/9 4.71%
4/9 5.64%

Almost 20% drop. Its over here if it was for the illegals.

El Paso County has had over 16% of population test +. Harris County running 8.3%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 06:54 AM (yrol0)

170 Anyone hear about the new C8 ZO6? They supposedly rev to over 9k.
Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 06:42 AM (x1pkp)

It supposedly is based on the motor used in IMSA. Flat crank and 32 valves.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 06:55 AM (yrol0)

171 193 All I can put in my cars is Tier 1 premium and it's all over 4.20 or so.

You have to obey the owners manual.
Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 06:54 AM (x1pkp)

My wifes last three Mazda wanted Ethyl.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 06:57 AM (yrol0)

172 160 You want a great ending? Watch "Cabin in the Woods."
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict

Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 06:58 AM (5WHte)

173 "Chinese Junk From Outer Space".

Sounds like a movie title.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 08, 2021 06:59 AM (R/m4+)

174 198 That new Z06 could be a real hoot. Zero to 60, guessing 2.4 seconds? And a 9k rev ..... holy cow. Supposedly starting at 85k, bs.
Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 06:58 AM (x1pkp)

But try finding one that is a 1 LT. They will all be 2LT so add about 15k.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:00 AM (yrol0)

175 I'll bet that lots and lots of people have lists of where they want it to hit.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 07:02 AM (6dJKT)

176 199 "Chinese Junk From Outer Space".

Sounds like a movie title.

More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

I read that in the "Pigs in Spaaacceeee" voice from The Muppet Show.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 07:04 AM (5WHte)

177 Democrat operative Michael Spitzer-Rubenstein was also given access to Milwaukee data and operations.

Heres what Ill need, Spitzer-Rubenstein wrote in late October, 1) Number of ballot preparation teams, 2) Number of returned ballots per ward, 3) Number of outstanding ballots per ward.

ballot preparation teams are the terms used to describe vote harvesters.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:04 AM (yrol0)

178 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2021 07:04 AM (u82oZ)

179 Circle back is moving on.

Posted by: 4thewin at May 08, 2021 07:05 AM (mT1vE)

180 Week 59 of "2 weeks to flatten the curve" ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2021 07:06 AM (ErSvT)

181 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 08, 2021 07:06 AM (S7VTO)

182
Active COVID cases down to 702 in Brazoria County, TX. The peak was 6128 on 1/24. The count on 3/10, when the mask mandate and capacity restrictions ended, was 2376. The previous low point was 646 on 10/15.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2021 07:07 AM (mht8P)

183 A group of us decided to get together and have lunch soon, all former colleagues at a long historic oil firm. One asked if he could bring along someone else. Sure. Yesterday we all got a note from this guy asking if we had been vaccinated as knowing would make us all more "comfortable". We disinvited him and the former colleague from the lunch. Engineers are problem solvers don't ya know!

Posted by: Only Context at May 08, 2021 07:07 AM (xEIoY)

184 Babylonbee has a funny about Chinese rocket. It Crashes, breaks in two and reveals a fortune inside.

Posted by: 4thewin at May 08, 2021 07:07 AM (mT1vE)

185 So the common consensus by the left is that Universal free child care will allow women to return to the workforce?

And that women being unable to return is what is fueling this dial employment number?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 08, 2021 07:08 AM (S7VTO)

186 201 I'll bet that lots and lots of people have lists of where they want it to hit.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 07:02 AM (6dJKT)

I can think of several worthless cocksuckers myself!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:09 AM (yrol0)

187 the stock market can be a weird game. I won't get into cryto currecies because the young'uns are the experts at that. I Have been a lurker for decades, and a poster for years I never give stock picks because that is the essyest way to lose a friend Even if you are right it will go wrong in the end. Even if you give them a great pick, the timing will be wrong. you can tell a friend when to buy, but try to to sell them when to sell..

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 07:10 AM (aqif7)

188 Ho Lee Fuk

the thread counters be fucking wif me

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:10 AM (yrol0)

189 The reality today is inflation is causing the market to rise. I
don't see anything going one today that expects the market to tumble. I
made a shit load on AEm. i never make stock picks i have years of
history to prove that. But I made a choice a couple months ago and went
all in.

The reality of gold is countries
could sell it and drive it down. I don't know about cryptocurrencies,
they are way out of my league. But I do know the Biden economy is
pushing inflation. I still go back to my old school idea, buy "forever
stramps" and hold. Tell me one time forever stamps ever lost value? I
don't know how to trade them, but I can' think ov any tine they did
not go up in value over time.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 07:10 AM (aqif7)

190 184 Babylonbee has a funny about Chinese rocket. It Crashes, breaks in two and reveals a fortune inside.
Posted by: 4thewin at May 08, 2021 07:07 AM (mT1vE)

LOL

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 07:10 AM (6dJKT)

191 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2021 07:13 AM (u82oZ)

192 dial=dismal

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 08, 2021 07:14 AM (S7VTO)

193 I am hearing ( lucky for me I don't buy them) building materials prices are going through the roof

( see what I did there)

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 07:14 AM (Cxk7w)

194 Much Butthurt at Independent UK

Texas follows Florida in passing voting restrictions based on Trumps Big Lie after late-night debate

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:14 AM (yrol0)

195 Leslie Nielsen as President Baxter Harris, if you not familiar with him playing a President, some clips on YT are coming true.

Posted by: Colin at May 08, 2021 07:15 AM (k96MJ)

196 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Enjoy the sun in VA Beach. We have a cold spring here, with tornado warnings for tonight.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2021 07:15 AM (u82oZ)

197 everyone sees the market going up but it is the biggest illusion ever. The market goes up because prices are going up. People are buying stocks because of inflation, they are trying to outrun inflation. If prices are up, you have to be in stocks. What a joke that people think the market is up because things are well with the economy.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 07:15 AM (aqif7)

198 "We have a cold spring here, with tornado warnings for tonight."

Stay safe tonight.

Did I see where your State override a veto, and passed some sort of Carry law yesterday?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 08, 2021 07:17 AM (S7VTO)

199 Good morning folks.

Is it better to scatter out, increasing the odds that one of us gets China splattered while most will survive, or huddle together, with the very good chance we'll ALL survive, though if we huddle in the wrong place we'll all get splattered?

(See also: Army cantonment style hospitals)

I'm going to pour another cup of coffee and ponder this.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 07:17 AM (Fc5rx)

200 200

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 07:19 AM (6dJKT)

201 Nailed it, m.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2021 07:20 AM (rBtIz)

202 The missile is a distraction. Take your pick from what.

Posted by: Ziba at May 08, 2021 07:20 AM (S1hrL)

203 199 Good morning folks.

Is it better to scatter out, increasing the odds that one of us gets China splattered while most will survive, or huddle together, with the very good chance we'll ALL survive, though if we huddle in the wrong place we'll all get splattered?

(See also: Army cantonment style hospitals)

I'm going to pour another cup of coffee and ponder this.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 07:17 AM (Fc5rx)

I will be wearing a paper hat of the drugstore lunch counter type. If paper protect me from virus I think the same for titanium and aluminum.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:21 AM (yrol0)

204 Texas follows Florida in passing voting restrictions based on Trumps Big Lie after late-night debate
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:14 AM (yrol0)

Good morning horde.

Wonder what the spin will be if there are consequential fraudulent votes found in Arizona.

Posted by: golfman at May 08, 2021 07:21 AM (/5BXs)

205 I have 5lbs of pulled brisket, 1 gallon of potato casserole and 1/2 gallon of baked beans to reheat today.

Do you think 30 mins at 325 will work?

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 08, 2021 07:22 AM (ju2Fy)

206 The College of the Ozarks is suing Biden and HUD officials over the Administrations insistence that transgender students be assigned to the dormitory they identify with, rather than the dormitory of their anatomy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:23 AM (yrol0)

207 "Do you think 30 mins at 325 will work?"

That might get the chill off of it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 08, 2021 07:24 AM (S7VTO)

208 Do you think 30 mins at 325 will work?
Posted by: olddog in mo

*****

Just slap hot iron to it.

Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 07:25 AM (Fc5rx)

209 Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist

We still have challenges at the State level. With a Dem governor, we are playing defense with Red Flag laws and other broken stuff.

We had an excellent Rep gubernatorial candidate in Kris Kobach, but Bob Dole and the other grand poobahs here asked for people to vote for the Dem Kelly. She won, and we are now the #5 state for out-migration.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2021 07:25 AM (u82oZ)

210 That might get the chill off of it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
------------------------

So, maybe 45min to an hour?

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 08, 2021 07:26 AM (ju2Fy)

211 If only American corporations would pay their fair share to Hunter...

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 08, 2021 07:26 AM (8eSmR)

212 On March 16th 2020 silver spot price was $12.45 an ounce, today it is $27.60 an ounce. More than double in about a year. People are looking at places to put their cash $$$$ into because double digit inflation is coming and they are driving the prices of all commodities way up.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 07:27 AM (JUOKG)

213 Oh goody, is there a "stand in the door" moment coming for a tranny and a dorm?

Posted by: Only Context at May 08, 2021 07:27 AM (xEIoY)

214 Do you think 30 mins at 325 will work?

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 08, 2021 07:22 AM

It should. When I reheat my brisket I add beef broth to it to keep from drying out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 07:28 AM (JUOKG)

215 golfman

Nothing. The fraud is known to all but the deniers, and Biden is still in office. Who will enforce reality? Eventually reality wins. Eventually.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2021 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

216 The College of the Ozarks is suing Biden and HUD officials over the Administrations insistence that transgender students be assigned to the dormitory they identify with, rather than the dormitory of their anatomy

How dare they be so...so...CHRISTIAN!? Who do they think they are?

Seriously, I not only hope they win but this opens the floodgates for other schools to do the same.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2021 07:28 AM (z2thC)

217 Old dog take it out of the fridge first 15-30 min will help

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 07:29 AM (EZebt)

218 Milton Friedman isn't running the show anymore, Biden told Politico last year.

Attack the Truth Teller instead of the Truth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:29 AM (yrol0)

219 A few Governors are trying to keep up with DeSantis, and that's good. Then we have Governor Walmart in Little Rock.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 08, 2021 07:30 AM (I58tH)

220 212 On March 16th 2020 silver spot price was $12.45 an ounce, today it is $27.60 an ounce. More than double in about a year. People are looking at places to put their cash $$$$ into because double digit inflation is coming and they are driving the prices of all commodities way up.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 07:27 AM (JUOKG)

Is that why there is a chip shortage?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:30 AM (yrol0)

221 The beans and potatoes should be good after 60-90 minutes, stir them a few times during the process. Depending on how the meat is laid out, thinking 90 minutes minimum. If it doesn't have some grease or fat on it that will liquify might think about sprinkling a half cup over water over it before it goes in the oven.

Posted by: Only Context at May 08, 2021 07:31 AM (xEIoY)

222 Greensboro mayor Nancy Vaughan said opening an overflow shelter for hundreds of unaccompanied migrant children would add "as many as 800 jobs" for city residents.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:32 AM (yrol0)

223 "So, maybe 45min to an hour?"

Probable a better bet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 08, 2021 07:32 AM (S7VTO)

224 rhennigantx

Working at McDonalds would be preferable. And they have help wanted ads going unfilled.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2021 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

225 I think the spin out of the recount in AZ will be "Okay, we checked, we found some irregularities, the same ones we always find, and we are working in a bipartisan way with our technology partners to ensure free and fair elections in the future."

Whitewash it, spin it, hang it out to dry, and move on with rhe grift.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at May 08, 2021 07:34 AM (veKLA)

226 Ryan Long and Danny discuss a new article in Men's Health: how to transition to having sex with men
"So you're feeling a little bi-curious? We're here to help"

Start with Allah and Hot Air and work your way up to the Bulkwark and Dispatch. You will be a bottom slut in no time!

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at May 08, 2021 07:34 AM (pLB3f)

227 Old dog take it out of the fridge first 15-30 min will help

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 07:29
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Yeah, logistics and timing are my problems. It's FIL's funeral today and family is coming to my house afterwards to eat. Maybe I'll reheat some of it in crockpots while we're at the service.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 08, 2021 07:35 AM (ju2Fy)

228 Have a great day, everyone. May your choked be easy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2021 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

229 Cold here!

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2021 07:36 AM (m1PFw)

230 Chores! not chocked.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2021 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

231 Working at McDonalds would be preferable. And they have help wanted ads going unfilled.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2021 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

My cousin (LEO) got called in to help with the Katrina Crowd in N Louisiana. Literally helpless people that could not, would not care for themselves or children. The people would sit on a cot and wait for someone to bring them food, water, etc.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:37 AM (yrol0)

232 Remember Mothers Against DrunkDriving?

I just got a door knob hanger for a local mental health organization founded by MOTHERS!!!

Fred and Ginger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGUsRGuZb6k

She's cute when she's mad.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 08, 2021 07:38 AM (EMi53)

233 I see that Detroit police chief James Craig is going to run for governor of MI. Can a black Republican have a chance in that state?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 07:38 AM (Fc5rx)

234 > If the 23 ton missile strikes DC, what will the Biden administration do to China?

Tell Xi the next check better be somewhat larger.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2021 07:39 AM (JZT2F)

235 225 I think the spin out of the recount in AZ will be "Okay, we checked, we found some irregularities, the same ones we always find, and we are working in a bipartisan way with our technology partners to ensure free and fair elections in the future."

Whitewash it, spin it, hang it out to dry, and move on with rhe grift.
Posted by: No Longer Amused at May 08, 2021 07:34 AM (veKLA)

KNOWN FACTS:
1. Hardware and harddrives were routinely taken offsite.
2. County did NOT have ADMIN privileges to the OS or Apps.
3. Router configs are still hidden (my guess is to cover remote access by Dominion).

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:39 AM (yrol0)

236 May your choked be easy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2021 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

Choked what

Chicken?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:40 AM (yrol0)

237 On March 16th 2020 silver spot price was $12.45 an
ounce, today it is $27.60 an ounce. More than double in about a year.
People are looking at places to put their cash $$$$ into because double
digit inflation is coming and they are driving the prices of all
commodities way up.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 07:27 AM (JUOKG)

Is that why there is a chip shortage?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:30 AM

I don't know. What I do know is that when the lockdowns started last year everyone started buying silver driving the price higher and higher. It's anyone's guess on when it will stop. I quit buying silver when they started charging $15.00 over spot price for it. Morgan silver dollars are unavailable to buy anywhere unless you want the expensive rare ones and US Mint American Eagle coins are $39 each.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 07:41 AM (JUOKG)

238 Cute animal photo of the day:

https://tinyurl.com/t6svphby

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 07:42 AM (k39e/)

239 KNOWN FACTS:

1. Hardware and harddrives were routinely taken offsite.

2. County did NOT have ADMIN privileges to the OS or Apps.

3. Router configs are still hidden (my guess is to cover remote access by Dominion).

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:39 AM

dominion is defying a subpoena to give the audit team the admin passwords. And they will probably get away with it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 07:42 AM (JUOKG)

240 Greensboro mayor Nancy Vaughan said opening an overflow shelter for hundreds of unaccompanied migrant children would add "as many as 800 jobs" for city residents.
Posted by: rhennigantx

******

Yeah, and digging a transcontinental canal using teaspoons would add as many as 200,000 jobs, but it's still not the basis for a sound economy. So what's her point?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 07:43 AM (Fc5rx)

241 Well, since I forgot I have a home gas inspection sometime in the next 4 hours, I figure I'll get a jump start on braising some lamb shanks. And drinking moar coffee. But mostly drinking moar coffee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2021 07:43 AM (rBtIz)

242 Amazon is advertising locally for help. Its now 18 dollar an hour for warehouse work. They have been advertising for several weeks now.

Posted by: Colin at May 08, 2021 07:44 AM (k96MJ)

243 > Milton Friedman isn't running the show anymore, Biden told Politico last year.

Of course, he had him confused with Milton Bradley. Also with Milton Berle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2021 07:44 AM (JZT2F)

244 Marjorie Describes Her Reaction To One Of Frank Luntzs Messaging Seminars: I sat there and I listened and I was like, is he a Democrat?

well duh??

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:44 AM (yrol0)

245 dominion is defying a subpoena to give the audit team the admin passwords. And they will probably get away with it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 07:42 AM (JUOKG)

I missed that nugget.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:46 AM (yrol0)

246 See more illegals gets you more bureaucracy

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 07:46 AM (Cxk7w)

247 > Yeah, and digging a transcontinental canal using teaspoons would add as many as 200,000 jobs, but it's still not the basis for a sound economy. So what's her point?

Imagine how many jobs for firefighters would open up if we just set everybody's house on fire.

Imagine how many jobs for doctors would open up if we just shot everybody.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2021 07:47 AM (JZT2F)

248 Yeah, and digging a transcontinental canal using teaspoons would add as many as 200,000 jobs, but it's still not the basis for a sound economy. So what's her point?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 07:43 AM (Fc5rx)

You sir, get no spoon and your mush rations are increased from 30 grams to 20.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:47 AM (yrol0)

249
I see that Detroit police chief James Craig is going to run for governor of MI. Can a black Republican have a chance in that state?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 07:38 AM

considering the michigan GOPe wants Ronna Romney McDaniel to run, they could do worse

ask John James about a black republican's chances in michigan

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2021 07:47 AM (DUIap)

250 Imagine how many jobs for firefighters would open up if we just set everybody's house on fire.

Imagine how many jobs for doctors would open up if we just shot everybody.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2021 07:47 AM (JZT2F)

You running for Mayor of Shitcago?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:48 AM (yrol0)

251 " ... dominion is defying a subpoena to give the audit team the admin passwords ... "

which says everything necessary right there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2021 07:54 AM (ErSvT)

252 My wifes last three Mazda wanted Ethyl.
Posted by: rhennigantx

OVER MY DEAD BODY !

Posted by: Fred Mertz at May 08, 2021 07:58 AM (arJlL)

253 OVER MY DEAD BODY !
Posted by: Fred Mertz at May 08, 2021 07:58 AM (arJlL)

From what I have read Fred was quite the asshole.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 07:59 AM (yrol0)

254 6 I hope that jagoff from the last thread doesn't show up And if he does,bring it, I am the nicest guy here. But you better bring it bitch, I will hear you out but my guess is it will not go well.
Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 05:03 AM (aqif7)

I swear i only commented once or twice yesterday, what'd I do?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 08, 2021 08:00 AM (VcFUs)

255
" ... dominion is defying a subpoena to give the audit team the admin passwords ... "

which says everything necessary right there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2021 07:54 AM

Yep, dominion had 100% complete control of the results of the 2020 presidential election for Maricopa County, AZ. The County election board admitted they never had the passwords to run the machines or do any vote audits. They had zero ownership of the entire process and outsourced their job to dominion which is illegal.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 08:00 AM (JUOKG)

256 From what I have read Fred was quite the asshole.
Posted by: rhennigantx

!

Removing sock !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:00 AM (arJlL)

257 From what I have read Fred was quite the asshole.
Posted by: rhennigantx

What did he do ?

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:02 AM (arJlL)

258 COFFEE BREAK NOOD

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at May 08, 2021 08:02 AM (Cxk7w)

259 > Is it better to scatter out, increasing the odds that one of us gets China splattered while most will survive, or huddle together, with the very good chance we'll ALL survive, though if we huddle in the wrong place we'll all get splattered?

When Wernher von Braun and his boys were first doing test launches on what became the V2 rocket, they deliberately put their monitoring station RIGHT ON the nominal target. As they put it, "That's the one spot we'll never hit."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2021 08:03 AM (JZT2F)

260 I swear i only commented once or twice yesterday, what'd I do?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 08, 2021 08:00 AM (VcFUs)

you know what you did!

only kidding Bif, you are not the jagoff. My hope is this entire thing is over. I hold no grudges, i think if nothing else, most agree I don't hold grudges. At this point "I have already forgotten the guy. The one thing I am sure about, is it was not you.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 08:11 AM (aqif7)

261 Birthday party today for a one-year-old boy. Last time I saw him he was crawling stark naked into a mud puddle. I expect they'll have him cleaned up today.

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2021 09:45 AM (XxJt1)

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