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This Nazi propaganda seems like it might be a tad bit racist to me...
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How does he just walk away from this?
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 08:59 PM (T6pXQ)
Posted by: wing at May 07, 2021 08:59 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 07, 2021 09:00 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 07, 2021 09:00 PM (MhbK0)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:00 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Bloody Wankers at May 07, 2021 09:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 09:01 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Beyond freaky.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 09:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: jmel at May 07, 2021 09:03 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 07, 2021 09:04 PM (n/szn)
but damn it at the end of the day I still HAD to make the fucking pizzas....
//Emo Sven
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:04 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at May 07, 2021 09:04 PM (hQrcu)
the slam fire pump shotgun was ruined by lawyers.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:05 PM (Lzpvj)
Qualified Captain . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:05 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2021 09:06 PM (ErSvT)
Otherwise...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 09:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: sven
You know, if you hold your Garand just right, you can slam fire the entire clip.
Or so I've been told. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:08 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 09:08 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:08 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:09 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: That Terrific Dancer Who Says Steiner will come at May 07, 2021 09:09 PM (7IsI0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2021 09:10 PM (ErSvT)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:10 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 09:10 PM (1E2CH)
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2021 09:11 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 09:12 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 07, 2021 09:12 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2021 09:13 PM (ErSvT)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2021 09:14 PM (dqQiv)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB
That's Weird Dave's sense of humor. Hogmartin is moving to Texas (sniff) and will be living fairly near Weird Dave and Gingy. They are both motorcycle riders (Hogmartin has a beautiful Harley). I can just see them riding the backroads of Texas. And...there are no buses on the backroads of Texas....I think.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 09:14 PM (tjZg/)
I'm not even MoT...i just identify as kosher
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2021 09:14 PM (VQsNi)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:14 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2021 09:11 PM (pnSY9)
Too true. Looking at the bright side, the wife and I strolled into the local Walmart and there was a substantial amount of Winchester Super X 12 gauge ammo on the shelves.
Stand and deliver, says I.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 07, 2021 09:14 PM (ZSK0i)
I mean, it came as a revelation to me...
Seriously, the antipope and Whore of Babylon were easy picks, but who are the horsemen?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 07, 2021 09:14 PM (OISi0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 09:15 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 09:16 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 07, 2021 09:16 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe
Um - Harry Stuhldreher, Don Miller, Jim Crowley, and Elmer Layden iirc.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:17 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 09:17 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 07, 2021 09:17 PM (aFvZj)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:18 PM (Rvt88)
No, I'm just seriously amazed that that guy just got up after *snicker* being thrown under the bus (THAT'S my sense of humor). I think DB has it right though.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 07, 2021 09:19 PM (QTocP)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 09:19 PM (PUmDY)
https://tinyurl.com/r5c27vrf
https://tinyurl.com/2kjv9v4s
https://tinyurl.com/cxrz668v
https://tinyurl.com/3vxakn5u
https://tinyurl.com/s87cfzps
Posted by: kbdabear at May 07, 2021 09:19 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 07, 2021 09:20 PM (FZCrv)
There is a lot of safety in being the subject of God's laughter....
"fortune favors fools"
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Hope all is well
Posted by: wing at May 07, 2021 09:20 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Weirddave
Under the bus! I get it!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 09:21 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 09:21 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 09:21 PM (h2OUV)
https://tinyurl.com/bj2j8zrr
https://tinyurl.com/r9cycj7x
https://tinyurl.com/d7w4a54e
https://tinyurl.com/4apbtm5s
https://tinyurl.com/kksubfzs
Posted by: kbdabear at May 07, 2021 09:22 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 09:22 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 07, 2021 09:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 07, 2021 09:22 PM (JTKl5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 07, 2021 09:23 PM (aFvZj)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 09:23 PM (Au7o2)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 07, 2021 09:24 PM (W4eKo)
Ay it might be rape but it's manly rape mately!
Snark.
Do i count as a Democrat now?
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 07, 2021 09:24 PM (T0djb)
The grands wanted me to put on the Grinch.
So it shall be done."
I hope it wasn't the Jim Carey version. I am willing to do a lot for my grandkids, but subject myself to torture is not one.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 07, 2021 09:24 PM (FZCrv)
Posted by: Shipoopi at May 07, 2021 09:25 PM (1mSXP)
due to temporary cash flow issues, we only got 100 rounds of 458 Socom, but that was less than the poasted price. it helped to have someone famous with me, and the guy doing the pricing was a fellow grunt.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 07, 2021 09:25 PM (JTKl5)
Every week, a polite young boy on a bike crossed the border, hauling a box of sand. Every time he crossed, the customs guy who searched the box of sand, and every time the kid was clean. After several years the kid finally quit, and a decade later ran into the customs agent in a bar. The agent bought him a drink and said "All those years you crossed the border with the stupid box of sand, I never caught you smuggling. What was the deal?" With a smile, the kid looked at him and told him "I was smuggling bicycles."
The man with the boat is smuggling outboard motors.
Posted by: bittergeek at May 07, 2021 09:27 PM (O8ySC)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2021 09:28 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 09:28 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2021 09:30 PM (Cus5s)
No idea. They only let me play with M16s and the occasional .45.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 09:30 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 09:32 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 07, 2021 09:32 PM (aFvZj)
Posted by: Ric, Ole, Arn, and Tully at May 07, 2021 09:32 PM (7bRMQ)
Your configuration doesn't let water pass, and only lets other fluid through in spurts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 09:32 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 09:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
OFFS - no.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:33 PM (Rvt88)
A variant of the old Soviet wheelbarrow smuggling joke!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)
Years ago, I had some clients who called animal control because they were worried a neighboring tenant's dog was dangerous. (Mind you, the Diane Whipple tragedy is now legendary here.) Animal Control did an evaluation and concluded that with some finishing school, the dog wasn't dangerous. The neighboring tenants later sued the landlord and my clients (also tenants) for a bunch of stuff, including the call to animal control.
SLAPP. That's right. The lawsuit also included an allegation that my clients conspired with the landlord to evict the dog-owning tenants. Moar SLAPP! Lost the motion in Superior Court and got a nice, phat reversal on appeal in a published opinion.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 09:33 PM (KAi1n)
It is a myth, the German WW1 histrionics were the source of the myth.
https://tinyurl.com/2z7jk5ne
That America favors the weapon more than other nations does not mean the weapon is illegal.
We just like out scatterguns, so long as we are not using "undetectable frangibles" we are ducky.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:34 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: tankdemon
Heavens no - the real Grinch.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:34 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 09:34 PM (PUmDY)
When I had that fall through the skylight a few years back, it wasn't till the next DAY that my brain began to truly register the damage done to my right shoulder. Hell, I even passed a full "range of motion" test at the ER. Did too good a job of convincing the attending MD that I was OK. Turd should've refused to discharge me, and got a full MRI or such. The damage was plain to see, but I was blind to it at the moment. Watch enough gunfight videos, and you'll also see the same thing in someone who takes a round, and really doesn't register it at the moment. Adrenaline is a helluva drug.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 07, 2021 09:35 PM (QzJWU)
Yup, I think the WW1 whinging by Fritz coupled with the fact we have sent the shotguns to the sappers, EOD, and Engineers for the most part is why it endures.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:35 PM (Lzpvj)
https://youtu.be/kTvgl8pBBcI
Posted by: tankdemon at May 07, 2021 09:35 PM (FZCrv)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 09:36 PM (PUmDY)
Shelves... Is this where Ace says " Tish! You spoke French!"
Posted by: Getting the banned back together before Steiner comes at May 07, 2021 09:36 PM (/LB92)
Posted by: Emmie at May 07, 2021 09:37 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 07, 2021 09:12 PM (ZSK0i)
Old 2 stroke Yams it appears.
Posted by: clutch at May 07, 2021 09:38 PM (9UmRs)
The use of canister has always been a rabbit hole for my whimsy...
I personally like the use of 40mm beehive rounds and flechettes.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:38 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 09:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Emmie at May 07, 2021 09:39 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2021 09:40 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 07, 2021 09:40 PM (aFvZj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 09:36 PM (PUmDY)
Yeah but he had a stroke and looks nothing like what he use to. Emaciated as hell in the last pic I saw.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 09:40 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: clutch at May 07, 2021 09:40 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 09:23 PM (Au7o2)
Hey there, Double C!
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 09:40 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2021 09:41 PM (pnSY9)
Yup, I think the WW1 whinging by Fritz coupled with the fact we have sent the shotguns to the sappers, EOD, and Engineers for the most part is why it endures.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:35 PM (Lzpvj)
M1028 Canister. Essentially a 120mm diameter shotgun shell for a tank.
M18A1 Anti-personnel Mine. AKA Claymore. About 750 #4 sized steel shot.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 07, 2021 09:41 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 07, 2021 09:12 PM (ZSK0i)
Old 2 stroke Yams it appears.
Posted by: clutch at May 07, 2021 09:38 PM (9UmRs)
Huh. Can you buy premix in that volume?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 07, 2021 09:41 PM (ZSK0i)
It is exaggerated, the ammunition must be "detectable" by military medical methods....
so for example 00 Buck works, some materials in birdshot size would not.
Birdshot would not be used militarily.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:42 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: KT at May 07, 2021 09:42 PM (sCy0Q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 09:42 PM (PUmDY)
And you can't find them in quantity anywhere.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2021 09:42 PM (IZ4ib)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:42 PM (4fSQf)
Demand For Ass Implants Booms During Pandemic
https://tinyurl.com/y7f3j7f8
Posted by: kbdabear at May 07, 2021 09:43 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Alderaan at May 07, 2021 09:43 PM (Au7o2)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 09:43 PM (Au7o2)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2021 09:43 PM (ZCKW7)
Posted by: KT at May 07, 2021 09:42 PM (sCy0Q
You got it stuck in that thing again, didn't you?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:44 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:42 PM (4fSQf)
Dating in the delivery room. Probably not the wort date anyone has ever had I guess.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 09:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2021 09:44 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: KT at May 07, 2021 09:42 PM (sCy0Q)
Goodness...Get well. And if you need urgent medical advice...we are for you ! Open all night. Unlike some these so called hospitals...
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 09:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 09:45 PM (2DOZq)
Demand For Ass Implants Booms During Pandemic
https://tinyurl.com/y7f3j7f8
Posted by: kbdabear at May 07, 2021 09:43 PM (qAR6u)
*BOOMS* you say?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 07, 2021 09:45 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2021 09:45 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 09:36 PM (PUmDY)
I believe he is. Met him at my church a few years ago. Not in good health physically. But he is saved!
Also met Nikolai Volkov at my church. He visited a few times. Once with Lex. Got a cool photo of Nikolai with Mrs Doof
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 09:45 PM (mZUr4)
I had an idea kicking around my head about making vectored backplates for mounting claymores on APC/IFVs for urban operations....
would have been an awesome field expedient for the M-113 ACAVs.
https://youtu.be/_sOEkhvntOk
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:45 PM (Lzpvj)
We'll certainly rage stroke at the next union meeting when it dawns on the rest that they are going to shutdown refineries just like people go on incessantly about do nothing Republicans all while doing nothing themselves. Who knows(?)
Fuck it. I'll just concentrate on work, the gym, getting laid and enjoy the things they still allow me to do for now.
Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2021 09:45 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: KT at May 07, 2021 09:42 PM (sCy0Q)
Here's looking for a quick resolution, and positive outcome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 09:45 PM (1E2CH)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 09:44 PM (V13WU)
Still pre-midnight in the States, so grab some iron now if you don't gots one already.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 09:46 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 07, 2021 09:46 PM (T0djb)
Texas Senate Approves Permitless Carry Of Handguns
https://tinyurl.com/5vzw9555
Posted by: kbdabear at May 07, 2021 09:46 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:43 PM (iTX
I think he thought the bus was going to go straight.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 09:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2021 09:41 PM (pnSY9)
The alloy used is high in antimony and likely water quenched. That and the relatively low velocity of the shot keeps the shot from deforming on impact with a soft target. It's the deformation that is illegal. Cheaper to jacket rounds. Also, there are interior ballistics challenges to using lead alloys in hi pressure and high velocity rounds.
There have been some flechette shotgun rounds used in the past. Also in tank gun and recoilless rifle ammo.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 07, 2021 09:46 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: davidt
Don't know exactly but I do know you could draw OO and slugs through the Armorer.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:46 PM (Rvt88)
When military intel guys laugh with you when you say sadly "DoJ has not exactly covered itself in glory the last 26 years" they know they are in trouble.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:47 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 09:22 PM (2DOZq)
Sure looks like him.
Posted by: Emmie at May 07, 2021 09:47 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 09:21 PM (l6b3d)
Or a sprouting coconut
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2021 09:47 PM (ZCKW7)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 09:45 PM (2DOZq)
What if they're made of ice? Ice poisoned bullets.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2021 09:48 PM (7bRMQ)
45 Ladyl! - did you happen to visit Bad Biscuit in HH?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:18 PM (Rvt8
No! But went to many great restaurants!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 09:48 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Can't help myself
He chose... poorly.
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:48 PM (iTXRQ)
Old and busted: Be afraid!
New and cool: Shame and guilt tripping for the "vaccine hesitant", including from the pulpit.
New talking point: "Shun the unvaccinated!"
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 09:48 PM (Au7o2)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Nope. Not detectable by X-ray.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:49 PM (Rvt88)
Devil's in the details.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 09:49 PM (1ENjc)
When I came to the cop said "looked like you got heat stroke and fell into that truck" and tho being 60 felt 21 and like a dirt bike rider said "don't need no ambulance". Damned cop shoulda said whoa boy. Guess it was his lunchtime.
Two spine fractures and a torn knee later, fuck him. And the mafia waste management truck that hit me.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 07, 2021 09:49 PM (K/zck)
I had an idea kicking around my head about making vectored backplates for mounting claymores on APC/IFVs for urban operations....
would have been an awesome field expedient for the M-113 ACAVs.
https://youtu.be/_sOEkhvntOk
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:45 PM (Lzpvj)
Oh yeah. Nowadays, though, you want that space for ERA tiles.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 07, 2021 09:50 PM (8C7+r)
And if they keep fucking around, eventually they're gonna find out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 09:50 PM (JZT2F)
New talking point: "Shun the unvaccinated!"
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 09:48 PM (Au7o2)
Next step- visual identifiers. Yellow stars are a historical choice.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 09:50 PM (Ojki1)
Old and busted: Be afraid!
New and cool: Shame and guilt tripping for the "vaccine hesitant", including from the pulpit.
New talking point: "Shun the unvaccinated!"
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 09:48 PM (Au7o2)
Yet my answer remains the same. GFY, DIAF
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:50 PM (4fSQf)
Next step- visual identifiers. Yellow stars are a historical choice.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 09:50 PM (Ojki1
Maybe something with more color. Rainbow?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:51 PM (4fSQf)
So people I won't associate with anyways are going to refuse to associate with me? I can live with that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 09:51 PM (SchxB)
I believe I read that Abbott said he was going to sign it?
From Alaska: Welcome to Free(er) America, Texas!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 09:51 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:08 PM (iTXRQ)
Same, DB. I have to wonder if the videos to which he was reacting were real, though. They were so stupid.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 07, 2021 09:52 PM (Agr8U)
They won't shun. They can't leave people alone. Asshoes gotta fuck with you.
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2021 09:52 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 07, 2021 09:52 PM (Agr8U)
Next step- visual identifiers. Yellow stars are a historical choice.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 09:50 PM (Ojki1
Maybe something with more color. Rainbow?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:51 PM (4fSQf)
Pretty sure the pride parade would get expressive about using "their" colors in such a way. Might get a hiss fit or 3000 on Twitter.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 09:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 09:53 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:49 PM (Rvt8
Shoot! It seemed like a great idea. Guess our new awakened troopers will have to use the old pee and vomit on the enemy trick....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2021 09:54 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 09:54 PM (PUmDY)
yikes, my prayers for you to be fully recovered. Good that you are in the hospital, in that they can watch closely, to make sure your recovery proceeds as expected. ... Best wishes, God speed, all that.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2021 09:54 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
Oh, stupid is very real.
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:54 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: KT at May 07, 2021 09:42 PM (sCy0Q)
Best wishes, KT.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 07, 2021 09:54 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Can't help myself
I always smile when I hear someone say "I think I broke a rib."
No friend, if you did. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:54 PM (Rvt88)
was a vet, said shotguns are not legal for military anti-personnel
attacks. [ . . .]
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2021 09:28 PM (7bRMQ)
US Navy used to use them as anti-boarding weapons, I was told they were taught to get a better spread by bouncing the shot off the deck into the attackers legs.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2021 09:55 PM (ZCKW7)
NYC is beta testing vaccinated and un- vaccinated seating sections for a couple different teams.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 09:55 PM (Au7o2)
The Paolo prefers it when the dilation reaches the 10 centimeters.
It is more, how you say, comfortable for him.
Posted by: The Paolo at May 07, 2021 09:55 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 09:55 PM (Uh2oA)
Let's see. I've got plenty of HCQ if you need it. And I've already plugged in the 1750 watt soldering iron.
Prayers up for ya there, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 07, 2021 09:55 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 09:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 07, 2021 09:52 PM (Agr8U)
Given youtube an peoples desire to be "famous" and seen as clever? I can see "real" with not problem. Though there is a chance there might have been a little contextual stuff here and there that makes it different than in just the bites. Like the first one where the girl gets surprised, it can take a moment for te brain to kick in and go "slip the pack".
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 09:56 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 09:56 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 09:56 PM (JZT2F)
Also, that's Dutch. Caption says something like "The USA will bring the destruction of European culture."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 09:56 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2021 09:57 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Lenny Bruce at May 07, 2021 09:57 PM (JZT2F)
NYC is beta testing vaccinated and un- vaccinated seating sections for a couple different teams.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 09:55 PM (Au7o2)
Vax people also need armbands less the unvax get cute and slip theirs off. I'm seeing "red and black" as the color scheme.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 09:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 09:58 PM (1E2CH)
And when we didn't they decided to do it themselves.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 09:58 PM (SchxB)
taught to get a better spread by bouncing the shot off the deck into the
attackers legs."
I believe I read here that defending against an urban riot/mob attack you bounce the shotgun blast off the pavement for a better spread.
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2021 09:58 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
So a stack of Corell plates taped over a wad of C4 is right out. Have to rethink some strategies.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2021 09:58 PM (ZCKW7)
Posted by: Lenny Bruce at May 07, 2021 09:58 PM (JZT2F)
167 I wonder if places can refuse me medical treatment because I will not be vaccinated
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:57 PM (iTXRQ
Still waiting for the lawsuits to start flying. If I was an attorney, I'd be looking for the bat signal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:59 PM (4fSQf)
The leftoids and karens are in knee normies in the nuts mode, so everything we were accused of wanting to do with AIDS they WILL do with CUOMO....
which is funny because what I really wanted to do with HIV was two things, shut down bathhouses and pass civil unions.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:57 PM (iTXRQ)
I don't know of any doing it yet.
Yet.
Though it might be an issue as according to my oncologist not everyone at the hospital was buying in to the jab in Jan, so do you wind up with vax and unvax medical systems?
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:00 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 10:00 PM (+4oV5)
or ideally off walks if need be....
fun video on the matter....
https://youtu.be/7tUW0cUkNv0
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:00 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 10:01 PM (2DOZq)
She said yes so he shot her.
Posted by: Try the veal at May 07, 2021 10:02 PM (Ph1V6)
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:02 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:02 PM (iTXRQ)
The "shun" move is just more psyop to stampede people into the arms of depopulation psychos and lying politicians.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 10:02 PM (Au7o2)
And you can't find them in quantity anywhere.
I went to the wood preserving yard where they sold me bundles only which was fine with me 'cause I'm building a long fence. Price each ended up at 31.25 with tax.
Posted by: No, 3's good for a firing squad at May 07, 2021 10:03 PM (EvCo0)
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Civil unions don't keep people from playing outside the union. Hell, a good number of people seem to think open marriages are a good idea.
But "Don't go randomly fucking as many strange people as possible who are also fucking as many strange people as possible" is bigoted. Guess it shames their culture or something.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:03 PM (Ojki1)
i seem to recall when the public got angry that some cops started carrying AR's in their vehicles, and not the traditional shotgun.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:04 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:02 PM (iTXRQ
I would think you would only have to have a Covid test pre surgery .
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 10:04 PM (2DOZq)
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Take your time going
and hurry back.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 10:04 PM (1ENjc)
For example, bitching that the U.S. won't let her in "because I was a 'prostitute'" (scare quotes hers).
Honey, you ADMIT that you were a prostitute. It's not something U.S. Customs made up, for Christ's sake!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:04 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 10:04 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:04 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:02 PM (iTXRQ)
They required COVID tests before surgeries for both my wife and son, but didn't ask either about vaccination status.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 07, 2021 10:06 PM (Agr8U)
Closed marriage doesn't keep people from cheating.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 10:06 PM (KAi1n)
She said yes so he shot her.
Posted by: Try the veal
And she said "and make it hurt!"
So I slapped her.
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 07, 2021 10:06 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:02 PM (iTXRQ)
It probably depends on the city/county department of health guidelines when you need it, and if it will be elective or emergency.
For those wondering why the lawyers aren't biting, it's b/c there's no money in it now, but tons and tons of lost money (bad press, lost clients, harrassment, etc - have you seen the Chauvin case?). As of now, few juries would side in a non-Covid vaxers favor civilly, and the other side would know that, so there'd be no settlements. The reason people joke that it will be 10 years down the road for class actions is that it will take that long for things to "cool off" and people to be willing to consider this more rationally.
If you want lawsuits and protection now, you need to independently fund a lawyers group, like homeschoolers do with HSLDA.
Posted by: Nova local at May 07, 2021 10:07 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:02 PM (iTXRQ)
My mom had a test this week and they even let her do her own covid test, which is nice as she was able to swap her nose as opposed to swabbing her brain that the testers seem to think is important to do.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:07 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 10:07 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 10:06 PM (KAi1n)
The threat of "half Eddie!" doesn't either.
Posted by: Gates and Bezos at May 07, 2021 10:08 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 09:51 PM (JZT2F)
This.
Also, Ammo Can had .223 today by the big box. On Commercial Ave. Just in case.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 07, 2021 10:08 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:10 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 10:06 PM (KAi1n)
No, but the fear of God will. The confessional is a hard sell.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 07, 2021 10:10 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: KT at May 07, 2021 10:11 PM (sCy0Q)
Posted by: KT at May 07, 2021 10:11 PM (sCy0Q)
It's so the warm blankie they give you will feel extra nice.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 07, 2021 10:12 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:10 PM (5p7BC)
Given it is Twatter I imagine the twats are largely supportive of her and sympathizing on how hard and dehumanizing it must be to be a sex worker.
While yesterday and tomorrow those same twats were/will be going on how the sex workers need to be legalized and not shamed.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:12 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:07 PM (Ojki1)
That's how it was done when I had my "post-arrival" WuFlu test at the Canadian border. They handed us a box with a vial in it, and a swab in a package. My test came back negative. I get to do another tomorrow, while on-line with a "facilitator".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 10:13 PM (1E2CH)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 10:13 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 07, 2021 10:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:04 PM (5p7BC)
Damn Dave, you're making up for lost time today.
You've been in just about every topic today...welcome back, good to see you're hale and hearty!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 07, 2021 10:14 PM (BgMrQ)
While yesterday and tomorrow those same twats were/will be going on how the sex workers need to be legalized and not shamed.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:12 PM (Ojki1)
Oh FFS. If you think your twat is the only thing you have that can make money, then you are probably correct. Having two brain cells to rub together is usually a prerequisite to having a decent job. Fly your freak flag, baby, but don't expect to be treated like a decent member of society afterward.
Twats are gonna twat.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 07, 2021 10:14 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:10 PM (5p7BC)
"Do you really have 57 varieties?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 10:14 PM (1E2CH)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 10:06 PM (KAi1n)
No, but the fear of God will. The confessional is a hard sell.
Posted by: tcn in AK
So would marrying someone you're enthusiastic about being monogamous with for the rest of your life. If you can't be honest with yourself about whether you would cheat, don't get married.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 10:15 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 10:13 PM (2DOZq)
Clearly you haven't spent a summer evening in Spenard.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 07, 2021 10:16 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 10:16 PM (H5knJ)
No, but the fear of God will. The confessional is a hard sell.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 07, 2021 10:10 PM (4LwIn)
The fear of "Half" doesn't do it, and that is more immediate. Heck Tiger had golf clubs around the house and it didn't stop him from seeking strange.
People don't get that even absent religion there are reasons societies have (at least in public) embraced faithfulness. But hey, many of the old STDs are now antibiotic resistant, so I guess cultures failure to learn from the past means a whole bunch of people get to live it again.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:16 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 10:15 PM (KAi1n)
And don't have sex if you don't want to have kids.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 07, 2021 10:17 PM (4LwIn)
Though it might be an issue as according to my oncologist not everyone at the hospital was buying in to the jab in Jan, so do you wind up with vax and unvax medical systems?
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:00 PM (Ojki1)
Separate but equal.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 07, 2021 10:17 PM (8C7+r)
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That's what I said when I had my heart attack... I should be out after they remove the catheter in a few hours... 3 days latter they let me out.
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 10:18 PM (UUBmN)
Hasn't happened in any of the 20 other states with Constitutional Carry.
But sure, it's gonna happen THIS TIME FOR SURE. Just like communism is gonna work THIS TIME FOR SURE.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:19 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 07, 2021 10:19 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:07 PM (Ojki1)
That's how it was done when I had my "post-arrival" WuFlu test at the Canadian border. They handed us a box with a vial in it, and a swab in a package. My test came back negative. I get to do another tomorrow, while on-line with a "facilitator".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 10:13 PM (1E2CH)
So, keep testing until they get a pos?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 07, 2021 10:20 PM (8C7+r)
Alaska has and has had higher than average crime rates for decades.
https://tinyurl.com/uafajfub
Anchorage v Houston 2021 crime rates
Alaska is more violent by a hair, Houston more thievy...
If we cannot trust the ghettoes with liberty we will not be trusted with it either.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Spenard is pretty tame compared to what it used to be, though.
Even the 'Views are pretty tame compared to the height of the crack epidemic in the early '90s.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:21 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Because....SHUT UP!!!!
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 10:21 PM (UUBmN)
Hope springs eternal, the ONLY reason Texas gives me any pause is Houston's importation of N'Walins post Katrina.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:21 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 10:15 PM (KAi1n)
This. And yes people are human and stuff happens but someone like Tiger Woods who clearly enjoyed all that came with being a rich, young and attractive celebrity? How much better would his career have been without the fallout from his playing the field while married? Unmarried people (who aren't preaching differently) don't get anywhere near the fallout that a married person will (usually, I am sure there are exceptions that aren't springing to mind right now)
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:21 PM (Ojki1)
It might not. Just my prediction from living in Houston and the number first time buyers of guns.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 10:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 07, 2021 10:22 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Can't help myself
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They said open carry would cause the streets of Texas to run red....
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 10:23 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 10:23 PM (PUmDY)
I shop in Houston at least quarterly if not bi-weekly....
Feel safe in most areas but there are a few that remind me of the medium danger areas of Indianapolis.
https://tinyurl.com/2urm65h5
Houston V Indianapolis....
Indy metro is far more dangerous than Houston.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:24 PM (Lzpvj)
predicting the urban cities are going to see increased shootings.
Mostly increase in road rage shootings is my guess.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 10:13 PM (2DOZq)
that sounds like every Leftist over the last 30 years since states have started to allow citizens to exercise their 2A rights. Oh we have heard it all before. Every library, gas station, and movie theater is going to turn into the Hollywood version of the Old West. To believe that, is to believe normal people are itching to start killing. The only thing that holds them back is a no guns sign.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:24 PM (aqif7)
In the near future, hookers are just going to guilt trip guys into paying them in return for nothing.
Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2021 10:24 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 07, 2021 10:20 PM (8C7+r)
Since I do the one tomorrow at home, alone, I am thinking of just letting the dog lick it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 10:24 PM (1E2CH)
If "The Earth" is more important than people, why doesn't Alaska have the most congressional representatives?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:24 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:25 PM (aqif7)
Hoplophobes want what they want facts be damned...
Not a lot of ghost gun AR-15s used in crimes...the receivers themselves are not even forensically identifiable....
that stop them from attacking them?
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:25 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 10:21 PM (2DOZq)
Don't be disappointed if that wave of uncontrollable gun violence doesn't happen. It is probably just because all the Texans just died of COVID instead.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2021 10:25 PM (ZCKW7)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 10:23 PM (UUBmN)
And yet inevitably the gun shooting that do happen come over 99% of the time from the exact same demos it comes from now. And after it happens, groups protest why that good boy (though sometimes girl) should be locked up as they were just in the starting stages of turning their life around.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:26 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 10:23 PM (UUBmN)
I have never said that . I just think concealed carry is a different animal .
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 10:26 PM (2DOZq)
No one said it was.
> Also, not to bash the place, but Alaska is not the model of a low crime state last time I checked.
No one said that, either.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:26 PM (JZT2F)
MADAM I THOUGHT ABOUT BAKING YOU YOUR PIZZA!
//Emo Sven
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:26 PM (Lzpvj)
idk, but have BarTheDoor hubbie bring a nice thick extra blankie, for the waiting room and for the night. Or even a warm sleeping bag good down to zero, FiberFill or whatever. Terrible to be laying in a bed, cold, and they won't heat it up. ...
Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2021 10:26 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2021 10:24 PM (kOpft)
"There was a hooer from Montreal,
She spread her legs from wall to wall,
And all she got was sweet fuck all,
In the North Atlantic Squadron."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 10:27 PM (1E2CH)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:21 PM (JZT2F)
Clearly you don't remember the pipeline days. Yes, Spenard has been cleaned up a bit, but when I lived there about 6 years ago, someone of my neighbors emptied a revolver just outside the front door of our condo, and the police didn't bother to show up. That remains the modus operendi of enforcement in Spenard to date.
Two years ago in Mt. View at the end of a little league game, yet another upstanding citizen started shooting a few streets over. One of the ladies watching the game passed me moving fast, saying "They be shootin', I be movin'."
Things are still lively in the 'hoods.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 07, 2021 10:27 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:26 PM (JZT2F)
I wasn't bashing the place. But the poster made it out as if Alaska was an anomaly not to be followed. They usually use Vermont and I believe Vermont also has Constitutional Carry. Hell they had it before that term became a term.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:28 PM (aqif7)
"I used to be a plumber. Oh, people were happy to see me when I showed up, and they always gave me lots of money. That doesn't change the fact that they then enslaved me and forced me to deal with their feces-filled pipes!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:29 PM (JZT2F)
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Thanks! Not that I have anything useful to say, but fortunately that isn't a prerequisite at AOSHQ
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:29 PM (5p7BC)
to shoot you here are already carrying regardless of what the law is. I think we'll be fine.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 10:30 PM (H5knJ)
QFT brother.
I am glad you are around, you were missed.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:30 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:28 PM (aqif7)
Arizona has open carry; not certain if that equates to Constitutional Carry. I think they also have CCW permits?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 10:30 PM (1E2CH)
Now that you mention it I almost always request a blanket when they offer when I'm getting various procedures done. Basically anything more than blood draw or meeting with medical personnel, so I'd lean toward yes.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:30 PM (Ojki1)
https://tinyurl.com/guncarrying
(not yet updated with the latest Texas changes)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:30 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 10:26 PM (2DOZq)
well you are mistaken. Do your homework and don't use personal biases. I can't think of a single state that rescinded Shall issue permits because they cause a major uptick in gun play. If it happened, let me know. I am talking the modern era now, not CA in the 1890s or something.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:30 PM (aqif7)
"It is a hard life being a doctor, sure I get societal adulation, near universal respect, and money....but damn it at the end of the day I have to deal with sick people"
Remember kids her vote counts more than yours.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:31 PM (Lzpvj)
https://mobile.twitter.com/dogbot5/
status/1390709577495236614
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 07, 2021 10:32 PM (lAJd3)
Arizona has Constitutional Carry.
Possibly it's a situation like Alaska -- while no permit is needed to carry within the state (either openly or concealed), there's an optional permit you can get because it gives you reciprocity with some other states.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:32 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2021 10:33 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 10:30 PM (1E2CH)
Virginia has had open carry for probably as long as any state in the Union. I recall they have had it in Vermont and AZ for a long, long time. My understanding of Constitutional Carry is the idea you can carry concealed or open, as long as you legally own the weapon. There is no need for a CCW permit, that likely needs to be renewed every so often, and you have to pay up for the right.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:33 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:30 PM (JZT2F)
Not sure that's accurate for Alaska. I don't remember ever having to get any sort of permit for any firearm, ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 07, 2021 10:33 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:31 PM (Lzpvj)
Seeing as how she is Canadian and America won't let her in from what someone posted from her Twatter, not yet as they don't need it to find ballots in certain areas of certain cities.
AOP on the other hand...
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:34 PM (Ojki1)
Open carry has always been legal here. Concealed carry was totally illegal until the early '90s. Then there was a CC permit process for a few years, then it went to Constitutional carry.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:34 PM (JZT2F)
And yeah, you never needed any kind of permit to own, or openly carry, a firearm. Concealed was a different story.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:35 PM (JZT2F)
https://mobile.twitter.com/dogbot5/
status/1390709577495236614
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 07, 2021 10:32 PM
OFFS...
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 10:35 PM (T6pXQ)
Also, it's definitely not something to watch and expect adult playtime afterwards.
*Sigh*
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 07, 2021 10:35 PM (lAJd3)
I think Canadians rock our vote in Vermont....I;d bet money on WA State, Florida, and Cali as well.
Also, I was discussing *her* being allowed to post her banalities unimpeded while conservatives are scourged there....but I digress.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:35 PM (Lzpvj)
https://mobile.twitter.com/dogbot5/
status/1390709577495236614
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 07, 2021 10:32 PM (lAJd3)
Eeeeew! The goggles, they do nothing!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 10:35 PM (1E2CH)
You deserve a trip to the barrel on general principle.
Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2021 10:36 PM (kOpft)
to shoot you here are already carrying regardless of what the law is. I think we'll be fine.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 10:30 PM (H5knJ)
Actually I'm talking about first time 21-25 year old first time buyers that now will macho carry or the housewives who feel everything is a threat . And as I mentioned above , the first time buyers who will now carry in their car . We talk all the time about the consequences of no weapons training. That's all I'm saying .
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 10:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:36 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 10:35 PM (T6pXQ)
I tripped across a poster with hir on it and took one look at the head and thought "That's a man, baby."
And due to that I was not remotely tempted to check the link.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:37 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 07, 2021 10:37 PM (vuisn)
T'other day I was talking to a friend of mine, and a black friend of his came up and greeted him. After a minute or two he said something along the lines of how they liked my friend "down in the hood". I laughed a little and asked "The hoods of Tyler Tx?" The black guy said "Hey, we got hoods here". Straight faced i deadpan said "I'm from Baltimore" and he goes "Oh, no, we don't have hoods like THAT!". Then he laughed and clapped me on the back.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 07, 2021 10:37 PM (8GXvx)
Posted by: The Goal Posts at May 07, 2021 10:38 PM (1E2CH)
You're going to Hell for that, you know.
On the other hand:
Could've been worse. Could've been Billie Eilish in a bikini.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:38 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2021 10:38 PM (ZCKW7)
I *really* liked the new site....
I *really* liked it.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:38 PM (Lzpvj)
permit is needed to carry within the state (either openly or concealed),
there's an optional permit you can get because it gives you
reciprocity with some other states.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 10:32 PM (JZT2F)
good point I recall that but need to check up on it. I do think that is accurate though.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:38 PM (aqif7)
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You have always been able to carry in your car in Texas....
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 10:38 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
20 dollars, same as as in town
Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2021 10:39 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:40 PM (Ojki1)
"You'll charge me 25 because you like my eyes chere?"
//Satisfied Client #1000
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:40 PM (Lzpvj)
Which is just fine by me.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 07, 2021 10:40 PM (0bGEp)
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Partly why the whole white privilege thing pisses me off. I grew up in South Baltimore.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:40 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:36 PM (5p7BC)
You missed out on the great server fire a couple of weeks ago. Blog was shut down, and came back up for a week on a new platform. Much more modern, in some respects. But we got the old reliable Minx 0.7 alpha back, now, and I am glad. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Posted by: The Goal Posts at May 07, 2021 10:41 PM (1E2CH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 10:41 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:36 PM (5p7BC)
You missed the great Easter fire, and the slum we were stuck in for #TwoWeeks after that. It was like a prototype Wordpress.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:42 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 07, 2021 10:42 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 10:42 PM (1E2CH)
Posted by: Bete
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It was green!! Green!!
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 10:43 PM (UUBmN)
In the near future, hookers are just going to guilt trip guys into paying them in return for nothing.
Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2021 10:24 PM (kOpft)
They'll call it the Girlfriend Experience.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 07, 2021 10:43 PM (z79tQ)
actually there are some pics out there- I would rate her rack as impressive
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 10:38 PM (UUBmN)
Secured if unlicensed. .
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 10:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Miklos with a whole twelve pack in the cooler at May 07, 2021 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 10:43 PM (UUBmN)
*Shudder*
I finally stopped reflexively typing that into the URL spot.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:43 PM (Ojki1)
I was just warming up to the new blog design and then it was gone... Can't say I really miss it now...
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 10:43 PM (T6pXQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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I thought that was the Wife experience...
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 10:44 PM (UUBmN)
The ex-wife experience is where a team of thieves dressed as lawyers force you to sell 1/2 your assets while debauching her...
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:44 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Methos
Isn't that the basic premise of OnlyFans
Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2021 10:44 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 10:45 PM (H5knJ)
I call shenanigans sir. I doubt it is a full twelve pack.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:45 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:10 PM (5p7BC)
It's just one big bitch and whinefest, her and her posters. Not just in that thread but in her timeline for months on end...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 07, 2021 10:45 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:46 PM (5p7BC)
carry was totally illegal until the early '90s. Then there was a CC
permit process for a few years, then it went to Constitutional carry.
just like Virginia, but the third act was not the same. Now the chance of Constitutional carry in VA is nil, and the local cities are banning firearm carry anywhere they can claim even a tiny bit of jurisdiction. It doesn't matter to them that the state and counties themselves issued the permits. They Left runs the place and they are doing a heat check.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:46 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 10:45 PM (H5knJ)
But, but look what happened to Homer!
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:46 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:46 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:48 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:48 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:48 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:46 PM (5p7BC)
Remember the post number you left off on and CTL F it. It seemed Banhammering Trolls wasn't easy, so those numbers didn't change. Though Average Joe was able to earn enough posting brain dropping he was able to take 5 min off from giving handies at the truck stop. So that was less fun.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:48 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bete
Eleven now.
Darleen likes that White Claw with some added tequila.
Posted by: Miklos, who went to church with the man that owns the racetrack, so we park out back for free at May 07, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 07, 2021 10:50 PM (OssQ4)
16 years and I am finding this out now?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:48 PM
The END key is more useful than F5 here!
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 10:50 PM (T6pXQ)
Just read the thread.
Die prostitute's "Heinz-sight" ist nicht 2020 weil sie ist eine ficken imbecile.
And the timing on the motorcycle/bus collision was so exquisite that the back wheels running over the bike occurred at the precise moment needed to lift the front wheels over the man.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 07, 2021 10:50 PM (0bGEp)
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2021 10:51 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:52 PM (iTXRQ)
I used to keep a pair of them in my car. For, y'know, reasons.
Posted by: CppThis at May 07, 2021 10:52 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: davidt
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You sound like a communist now!
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 10:52 PM (UUBmN)
As for newbs, it is a process. At first you will think about the weapon all the time. But it doesn't take long for that weapon to be the same as your keys or wallet. You should never forget it totally, but it shouldn't be on your mind a lot either. It is a learning process.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:52 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:53 PM (5p7BC)
Darleen would like "Cacti" -- a seltzer beverage with the agave preloaded...
https://drinkcacti.com
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 10:53 PM (T6pXQ)
Posted by: turambar at May 07, 2021 10:53 PM (Gylu/)
I removed the heater, and cut two inches off the top of the cowl, exposing a big box that was the air plenum that fed the heater. I think I can move some wiring and electrical parts into that box, and clean up the rear of the firewall. I have some old, small, and simple truck heaters, and can mount one of them to get a working windshield defroster.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 10:53 PM (1E2CH)
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 10:50 PM (T6pXQ)
Not everyone has an END key or an F5 key!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 10:53 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:52 PM (aqif7)
I misplace my keys and wallet more than a bit...
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:54 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:54 PM (5p7BC)
Smatchet my friend....
the Smatchet....
https://youtu.be/DySu6wtnZxU
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 10:54 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2021 10:55 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2021 10:55 PM (pnSY9)
But then came the gif war...
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:56 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Book 'em Danno at May 07, 2021 10:56 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:54 PM (Ojki1)
I can loose my focus pretty regularly. Like Indiana Jones once said, it isn't the years, but the mileage. I figured out long ago to put all of that stuff in a pile in one place. If I am going to lose something important, I wan't them all in the same place.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:56 PM (aqif7)
I'm out.
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Miklos, who just woke up at May 07, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm out.
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 10:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Night, DB.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 10:57 PM (1E2CH)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 07, 2021 10:57 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 10:53 PM (hOUT3)
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The emergency no fun pad.
Posted by: Book 'em Danno at May 07, 2021 10:57 PM (1ENjc)
Why look at the right arm up high, it's fraught with cymbal-ism.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2021 10:58 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 10:58 PM (T6pXQ)
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:58 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2021 10:58 PM (Fc5rx)
It kind of looks like the Tin Woodman on meth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 10:59 PM (1E2CH)
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:56 PM (aqif7)
I try to do this as well. I once spent 20 minutes at work trying to find where I set my drink. It was cause for much humor for those who witnessed it.
One of my "favorite" moments was when driving home one day I suddenly have a moment of panic and freaked about where I had left my keys.
Did I mention I was driving home when this happened?
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 10:59 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Frank Zappa at May 07, 2021 10:59 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:00 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 11:00 PM (T6pXQ)
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:58 PM (aqif7)
Or "$20, same as in town."
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:01 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Frank Zappa at May 07, 2021 10:59 PM (JZT2F)
I thought I had those licked but then said screw it and use mostly commas.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 11:01 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: Zettai
Like I got the money for fancy-pants drinks
Posted by: Miklos, neither Darleen nor Marleen get paid until the 14th at May 07, 2021 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
My favorite part is how the Joooooos are somehow in cahoots with the KKK.
Miss America and Miss Victori look kinda hot, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 11:02 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:00 PM (Ojki1)
and what? Sorry Bete, I was just kidding around.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 11:02 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: Jeapardy Host Aaron Rodgers at May 07, 2021 11:02 PM (pnSY9)
1) peeling bananas from the bottom
2) using extra loyalty cards to scrape gunk off of sinks and vanities.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2021 11:02 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Miklos, neither Darleen nor Marleen get paid until the 14th at May 07, 2021 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Well with the booming jobs numbers maybe you can get some fancy drinks when panicked/opportunistic Dems send maor stimulus checks.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:03 PM (Ojki1)
Only after the Legislature re-did that law, which went into effect in September of '07. Before then? If no permit, then the charge was Unlawfully Carrying. And the old law was quite vague as to the surety of having the gun in a locked case, or hell, even in the trunk. Carrying a handgun sans permit in Texas was blanket covered as illegal, and only THEN were certain things listed in the law as Defenses to Prosecution. Such as going to a shooting range or event, with no unreasonable delay. Going to or from a gunsmith, ditto unreasonable delay. Going hunting/delay. OCCASSIONALLY carrying large sums of cash. Frequent carry of cash, you had to get a Security Guard license.
The Sept 07 revision did away with most all of the Texas Penal Code against handguns, which had been in effect since the early 1900s. Jim Crow origins to those laws, thanks, Democrats!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 07, 2021 11:03 PM (QzJWU)
Correct!
Posted by: Jeapardy Host Aaron Rodgers at May 07, 2021 11:02 PM (pnSY9)
well at least I said in in the form of a question.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 11:04 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2021 11:04 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Jeapardy Host Aaron Rodgers at May 07, 2021 11:02 PM (pnSY9)
Feel free to make that your day job Arod.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:04 PM (Ojki1)
The Bell Labs Boys also informally used bithorpe for - and quadrathorpe for =, I believe, but those never caught on.
Neither did their use of "sextile" for *.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 11:05 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Bete
Well, Carleen's stimulus checks covered her bail (for once) so I ain't complaining
Posted by: Miklos, wimmins gets expensive at May 07, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 07, 2021 11:03 PM (QzJWU)
So basically you can do it until you get caught once (And then only if under a certain amount I suspect), and after that it gets seized because "frequent."
Yay civil forfeiture laws.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:08 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Miklos, wimmins gets expensive at May 07, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
But not the call from jail I'll bet.
*Remembers when brother's ex had him jailed on BS charges*
Though I guess nowhere in your right to a phone call do they say it isn't a horribly price inflated phone call.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:10 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 11:11 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 11:11 PM (JZT2F)
By "works" I assume you mean it can then finish the trip to DC or other city of choice?
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:12 PM (Ojki1)
Not sure if you had to be on your way to a hunt or not. I don't recall to be honest. But handguns were certainly a different thing. Texas got CCW and open carry long after some other states. But in rural areas, I doubt much of this bureaucratic stuff held much weight.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 11:14 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 07, 2021 11:15 PM (Re2FU)
What a novel idea.
Posted by: Book 'em Danno at May 07, 2021 11:15 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 11:11 PM (JZT2F)
It looks like the orbit of the dead rocket never quite makes it to the 49th Parallel. And here i was hoping that Ottawa was the fall site.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 11:15 PM (1E2CH)
Posted by: Niles Crane at May 07, 2021 11:15 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: Niles Crane at May 07, 2021 11:15 PM (aqif7)
he said, gravely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 11:17 PM (1E2CH)
Pretty close, actually. The olde thinking was, that if a business owner had a fat bank bag to deposit, oh, every couple months or so, let him carry, (defense to prosecution, mind you). But if it was a nightly or weekly occurrence, then he's obligated to hire an Armored Car company and let the "pros" do it.
When the Texas Concealed Handgun License became a thing in the early '90s, it did NOT do away with ANY of the Jim Crow era laws. It simply "over-rode" them for the permit holders. It wasn't until the '07 wholesale re-write of Texas' handgun laws, basically from scratch, that the dam began to break and the guns began to flow in earnest.
Now, if only we could put Antifa under the jurisdiction of the Texas Department of Parks & Wildlife. No license, no limits, no season, no worries!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 07, 2021 11:18 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 11:19 PM (H5knJ)
I should try to do some Vietnamese here some time... That language uses some elaborate diacritics!
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 11:19 PM (T6pXQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 11:11 PM (JZT2F)
You have used the shit sold at Harbor Freight, right?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 07, 2021 11:19 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 11:19 PM (Eicbe)
I'd settle for DC. They still wouldn't get the message about the CCP, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 11:20 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 11:19 PM (H5knJ)
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And fire Dan Patrick.
Posted by: Book 'em Danno at May 07, 2021 11:22 PM (1ENjc)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 07, 2021 11:18 PM (QzJWU)
As dumb and obviously rigged an idea as it is, it would have saved a person I knew his job once as he was an assistant manager of a video store and it was his job to drop the money off at the bank at the end of the night. Well one night he went to a party and went home without dropping off the cash.
He got a call the next morning from the manager saying that if the money was deposited in an hour and my friend quit the manager would not need to fire him and call the cops about the missing money.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:22 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Niles Crane at May 07, 2021 11:15 PM (aqif7)
he said, gravely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Sacre bleu!
Posted by: Zydeco Miklos at May 07, 2021 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 11:24 PM (1E2CH)
Posted by: N. Bonaparte at May 07, 2021 11:25 PM (fLVm1)
Yeah, but I think AOP could fix even that. Granted, possibly just by using it as a source of scrap iron to be resmelted from scratch.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 11:25 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 10:56 PM (aqif7)
I try to do this as well. I once spent 20 minutes at work trying to find where I set my drink. It was cause for much humor for those who witnessed it.
One of my "favorite" moments was when driving home one day I suddenly have a moment of panic and freaked about where I had left my keys.
Did I mention I was driving home when this happened?
Posted by: Bete
Spent five minutes looking for my glasses this morning. Gave up, asked Mrs. Sock if she'd seen them. She looked at me funny and told me to go look in the mirror.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 07, 2021 11:26 PM (Re2FU)
my recollection from that time is Texans, at least some of them, went crazy with those 30.06 stickers, to ban legal CCW in their establishments. Yeah, that name is ironic of course. But I totally agree that Jim Crow hindered 2A freedoms in the South. I recall many states in the deep South that kept absurd restrictions that certainly came out of Jim Crow. I know in the Carolinas, you couldn't carry in an amusement park, movie theater, or "any place that charged admission". That was a real shame, they needed to get rid of that BS.
The only one I recall in VA other than schools, was carry in a place of worship while services were going on. I can see the gun grabbers chomping at the bit. OF course you don't need to carry in those places. Hell, no one needs to carry anywhere, right up until they time they do.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 11:26 PM (aqif7)
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CONSPIRACY THEORIST!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2021 11:26 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 10:53 PM (hOUT3)
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Keyboard equity now!
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 11:28 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: The Paolo at May 07, 2021 11:29 PM (fLVm1)
A tale of the ONT
Of puppies and of armaments
And of cobs like CBD.
The skipper, well it was Wierd Dave
In his friday night aparrel,
And if we mind our ampersands
We won't get the barrel.
We won't get the barrel.
Posted by: Funsize at May 07, 2021 11:29 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 11:29 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 11:26 PM (aqif7)
Odd isn't it how many nuts go to do shootings at gun free zones. They must like irony or something. /
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:29 PM (Ojki1)
have a moment of panic and freaked about where I had left my keys.
Did I mention I was driving home when this happened?
Posted by: Bete
my dad would do this thing that freaked us about the first fifty times. He would be sitting there, but all of a sudden freakishly grab for his pockets. He had this extreme anxiety that he didn't know where his keys were.
Speaking of guns. Anyone who has served, knows the gravity is misplacing your weapon. I don't think anything can compare to the idea that you have lost your weapon. If a soldier lost his rifle on maneuvers, they would basically shut the entire base down and every soldier in the vicinity would spend how ever long it took to find it. It did leave an impression.
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 11:31 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 11:31 PM (T6pXQ)
Posted by: Funsize at May 07, 2021 11:31 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 11:31 PM (PUmDY)
Made the mistake of lying down for a short time, which ended up being three hours. Stumbled out, got the dogs taken care of and stumbled back. Evening prayers said. Now I'm sleepy again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 11:32 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 07, 2021 11:32 PM (Re2FU)
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 11:32 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: The Paolo at May 07, 2021 11:29 PM (fLVm1)
Someone is working toward their Chinese visa.
Bad news though, the country has lots more men of fighting age than young women for some strange reason, so they may keep an eye on your endeavors with equal parts envy and murderous bloodlust.
...Though that is probably SS,DD to you.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:33 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 1
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The VIP section is open 'til 3 but admission is only with a Bakelite-level membership or better.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2021 11:33 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: The Paolo at May 07, 2021 11:29 PM (fLVm1)
"Chiu da merda" I think
the man has class. He took his mask off to explain to a bunch of reporters that he had caught and recovered from COVID and was no longer infectious, and the reporters scattered like roaches when you turn on a light.
Funniest thing I saw in an (admittedly) exceptionally depressing month
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2021 11:34 PM (ZCKW7)
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 11:34 PM (aqif7)
Posted by: Quint at May 07, 2021 11:31 PM (aqif7)
*Thinks of the stories of Fed LEOs "misplacing" their weapons*
*Wonders how to create this same sense of impression*
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:35 PM (Ojki1)
I have rad that also.
which may be why 'our leaders' are all freaked out about it
also I have not seen what the gain of function was that they were working on
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 11:37 PM (bTQ72)
On August 31st, 2019, at approximately 12:30 a.m., special agents with the Humboldt County Drug Task Force (HCDTF) [ ] conducted a traffic stop on Highway 254 near the town of Phillipsville. [ ] Agents searched the vehicle and located approximately 20 pounds of suspected methamphetamine packaged for sales."
20 fvcking *pounds*???
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 11:38 PM (KAi1n)
cops have a habit of leaving their service pistol in the bathroom as do civilians
buckling your belt was a good tip I got once
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 11:38 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 07, 2021 11:39 PM (Re2FU)
Shovel to the forehead would make an impression were sufficient velocity applied.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 11:39 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at May 07, 2021 11:40 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 11:38 PM (KAi1n)
On the one hand, there goes personal use.
On the other "suspected" leaves open the possibility it is a deer salt lick.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 11:42 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2021 11:43 PM (ZCKW7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 1
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The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Posted by: Book 'em Danno at May 07, 2021 11:43 PM (1ENjc)
In other news, deer seen running at 140 MPH and leaping over three story houses just before their hearts explode. Film at 11.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 11:45 PM (SchxB)
Patriot Act, stopping teh terrorizts, on yer be half!
The way this works, is that various factions of dot-fed, from nsa to dea, have NAILED the electronic comms of the cartels, their couriers and various among the retail chain in their enterprise. Intel from said comms are fed to your local Officer Friendly's Chief and soon after, a Random Traffic Stop is effected, and headlines appear.
THOUSANDS (annually) of such "traffic stops" occur, yielding huge tonnages of drugs, humans being trafficked, and other such contraband. What they all have in common, is that there's not the least damn thing RANDOM about so much as one of 'em. Don't get me wrong. I'm glad to see the drugs pinched and the trafficked humans, freed from their captors. But, RANDOM? Pull the other one. It's got coyotes on it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 07, 2021 11:46 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: will choose a nic later"https://tinyurl.com/wzzbftdr
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2021 11:46 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 11:37 PM (bTQ72)
Fauci was involved so I suspect it had something to do with HIV. He wasted most of his career over HIV and the Chinese have a bug about it too.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2021 11:47 PM (ZCKW7)
But if you look at it like a power hungry psycho who wants to control the people he doesn't murder or maim, it makes sense.
The Great Reset is their aim.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 11:50 PM (Au7o2)
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2021 11:51 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 11:52 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2021 11:54 PM (pnSY9)
which may be why 'our leaders' are all freaked out about it
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 11:37 PM (bTQ72)
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That's what I saw initially as well. And I wondered what they knew about this then.
Now I think that maybe it was being developed as a bioweapon, but it's a fuck up that got it out there.
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 11:54 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 11:55 PM (PUmDY)
Think about how many flus we have gotten from Asia.
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 11:57 PM (Eicbe)
That seems the most logical explanation considering what we know about the virus itself and where the human infections seem to have originated.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 11:57 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 11:58 PM (KAi1n)
Week has been good. Mrs Doof's 50th birthday yesterday. She sure doesn't look it!
All good with you?
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 11:58 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Funsize at May 07, 2021 11:58 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 11:59 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 11:59 PM (T6pXQ)
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 11:59 PM (T6pXQ)
That's a song by Poison, right?
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2021 12:01 AM (mZUr4)
It wouldn't surprise me if covid19 got its start here.
Posted by: davidt at May 08, 2021 12:01 AM (pnSY9)
I try to chat amicably but the guy has a serious issue with me. He thinks I am a no it all. I don't know where this comes from, but I kinda guess where it does. If I am i that store and someone asks a question I might give them my opinion. At other stores of that like, the mangers like me. If i am t here, they tell people to ask me. Not that my opinion is any better, but they know I will likely know something about it and and least give them something of value.
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 12:02 AM (aqif7)
it came from the lab in Wuhan
Faucci was playing with it until 2014 in USA but sent research to China and paid for some of it there.
the Chinese suck at a lotta stuff
but was the release intentional or an accident?
either have valid arguments for them
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 12:02 AM (bTQ72)
Last time I posted that phrase here an 'ette demanded I buy her a pair of shoes. Please be careful.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 08, 2021 12:02 AM (SchxB)
I'm good, thanks. Watched most of "The Man Who Would Be King" with my mom tonight. Excellent movie.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2021 12:02 AM (Au7o2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 11:55 PM (PUmDY)
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So many good songs by Ferry.
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2021 12:02 AM (Eicbe)
Post judicially, most of it goes up in incinerators or massive bonfires. Most.
Of the Not Most percentage, I haven't a clue. But the adage from the '70s was "cops have the best shit!" Bet that hasn't changed in fifty years?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2021 12:03 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 12:04 AM (aqif7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2021 12:04 AM (DMQdU)
Clashes in Jerusalem see 178 Palestinians injured as Israeli police fire rubber bullets and stun grenades towards rock-hurling youths outside the Al-Aqsa Mosque during protests over West Bank settlements
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 12:05 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 11:59 PM (T6pXQ)
That's a song by Poison, right?
Every flu originates in Asia
Just like every golden retriever eventually gets hip dysplasia
Just like every totalitarian regime resorts to euthansia
Every flu originates in Asia
I think they rewrote a few bits before putting it on the album.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 08, 2021 12:06 AM (SchxB)
This guy proceeds to tell me Cinco De Mayo is Mexican Independence Day, but they got the date wrong. He goes on to say it was not about the French winning a battle as I said, but it was about Pancho Villa. He also said that Independence Day was fake because the colonies didn't win their independence until Oliver Cromwell signed the treaty.
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 12:08 AM (aqif7)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2021 12:02 AM (Au7o2)
Never saw that. Will look that up.
I've been watching Justified with elder son-of-Doof for the past few weeks. His first time, my fourth. If there's a better show out there, I'm not aware of it.
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2021 12:08 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Funsize at May 08, 2021 12:10 AM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2021 12:11 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 12:08 AM (aqif7)
Oh. Is that why the document is called the Declaration of Independence as opposed to the Recognition of Independence?
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 12:12 AM (Ojki1)
Naahhh. Some fancy designer brand that I can't spell or pronounce that sounds something "lube butt in".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 08, 2021 12:12 AM (SchxB)
It was kind of a mashup with Thomas a Becket
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2021 12:13 AM (Eicbe)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2021 12:03 AM (QzJWU)
Gots to have spreading around 'money' as well. Some CI's want more than just not to go to jail.
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 12:14 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2021 12:14 AM (KAi1n)
Usually none after you're shot as traitor.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 08, 2021 12:15 AM (SchxB)
I gave him the Alamo bit not on that assertation, but to try lamely to further the discussion. That was a mistake. I figured out pretty quickly that this guy is a nut not interested in history at all. If I were mean, I would say his entire diatribe was some Monty Python skit.
The funny thing is he didn't even know I was a Texan, he just went all in. I feel sorry for the guy standing next to him quietly. I wonder what he was thinking. If this sounds like it was some big heated argument, it wasn't. I always knew this guy was a jagoff, but I didn't realize the extent. There was no argument there. I walked away with even a stronger idea that we are screwed.
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 12:16 AM (aqif7)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2021 12:14 AM (KAi1n)
For the leaders that are charged as traitors after a loss they tend to be made independent of their mortal coil.
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 12:16 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 12:18 AM (aqif7)
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2021 12:21 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 08, 2021 12:24 AM (PUmDY)
I think this dude has his historical fantasy series mixed up. He might as well have said Nolan Cromwell.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2021 12:24 AM (KAi1n)
The aliens were cheap bastards and were running Windows 95. Goldblum didn't have to hack it, just send a ping of death and watch it fall over.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 08, 2021 12:25 AM (SchxB)
One ping only.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2021 12:26 AM (KAi1n)
I an told that all varieties of likker are 100% keto.
Unless you are vaccinated, in which case all bets are off.
Posted by: Soon to be slim and trim Miklos at May 08, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
I've lost untold thousands of words to that screen of blue. One, a major essay, never to be reconstructed. It was a one time genius, and one time, I was a genius.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2021 12:30 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai at May 08, 2021 12:31 AM (T6pXQ)
I an told that all varieties of likker are 100% keto.
Unless you are vaccinated, in which case all bets are off.
Posted by: Soon to be slim and trim Miklos at May 08, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
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So, going plant-based too.
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2021 12:32 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2021 12:24 AM (KAi1n)
I think he meant Cornwallis, but he was on a roll.
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 12:32 AM (aqif7)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 12:32 AM (bTQ72)
perhaps he was talking about William Wallace?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 12:33 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2021 12:21 AM (Eicbe)
Deleted scene had all our current tech based off the ship, so the Macbook being "theirs" makes the scene slightly less impossible.
But the whole movie is still so dumb.
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 12:34 AM (Ojki1)
If you don't change the habits that made you a lard ass in the first place, what else would you expect?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 08, 2021 12:34 AM (SchxB)
Jim
Full Doctorate awarded, with consideration of Life Experience.
Posted by: University of Miklos at May 08, 2021 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quint
Did he also tell you that Martha made sure that George had a big, fat bowl to smoke when he got home from a hard day's stirring up trouble? I learned that watching Dazed and Confused.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2021 12:35 AM (KAi1n)
I think this dude has his historical fantasy series mixed up. He might as well have said Nolan Cromwell.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2021 12:24 AM (KAi1n)
Maybe he should write this all down. I heard they are looking to make a third Nation Treasure film. This "history" will appeal to Disney bigly.
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 12:35 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 08, 2021 12:36 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2021 12:37 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Axeman
Cows are plant based.
Just spend a few days looking at cows.
Maybe even tip a couple.
Posted by: Miklos, recalling cow-centric poetry at May 08, 2021 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 12:33 AM (bTQ72)
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You can take his entrails, but you can't take his FREEDOM!
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2021 12:38 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2021 12:37 AM (fLVm1)
But "Lardass" is so 80's, and Whoreywood keeps pushing that nostalgia on us (apparently there is a Stranger Things 4 coming).
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 12:38 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 12:32 AM (bTQ72)
Nah. You just start dating fat chicks, again. Not that you ever stopped dating fat chicks, right?
/snack/r well.../snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2021 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2021 12:38 AM (Eicbe)
But first...
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 12:39 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Zettai at May 08, 2021 12:40 AM (T6pXQ)
Posted by: Miklos, in low Earth orbit at May 08, 2021 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2021 12:41 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2021 12:41 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 07, 2021 11:39 PM (Re2FU)
I saw a pic recently of vintage Raquel Welch wearing short shorts and a tied off shirt a la Mary Ann. Supposedly it was from an audition for Gilligan's Island. Based on that pic, it would have been a whole different show. And there'd be a Gilligan's Island channel by now.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 08, 2021 12:42 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Zettai
"Steato-butt" is well known in New Orleans, but you would never say that to someone's......face
Posted by: Miklos, how you makin'? at May 08, 2021 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 12:43 AM (bTQ72)
Stormtrooper: "These aren't the lardass chicks we're looking for."
Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at May 08, 2021 12:44 AM (fLVm1)
But the making of the love to the fat chick, is the both at the one, no?
/notthepaulo
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2021 12:44 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 12:44 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer
And lots of Little Professors
Posted by: Miklos, unfooled at May 08, 2021 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: spindrift at May 08, 2021 12:45 AM (2/gMg)
I heard old school body builders did that before anabolic steriods were developed
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 12:45 AM (bTQ72)
/notthepaulo
Must to roll fat chick in original durum wheat flour
Posted by: Miklos di Paolo at May 08, 2021 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, unfooled at May 08, 2021 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Don't we? There seem to be tons of little know it alls what loves the science though don't have documentation of how it works but believe you can make everything out of/run on coconuts, yet can't do anything practical like fix a damn hole in a boat to save their life.
Hell, we even have an addle brain twits tripping over everting keeping any chance of it from working.
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 12:48 AM (Ojki1)
The left-hand drive with U.S. standard calibrations, shattered the UK film standard, and Cromwell never was able to accomplish the metric conversion to 88 mph.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2021 12:49 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 12:49 AM (bTQ72)
I think he meant Cornwallis, but he was on a roll.
Posted by: Quint
Did he also tell you that Martha made sure that George had a big,
fat bowl to smoke when he got home from a hard day's stirring up
trouble? I learned that watching Dazed and Confused.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2021 12:35 AM (KAi1n)
didn't he talk about raising hemp? i am not sure about that one. But for sure he was one of the first major planters to question raising tobacco all the time. Any time i read more about G Washington is time well spent. The funny thing is he spend so much of his time obtaining land for future heirs. But he didn't have heirs in the traditional sense. That is what I love about this guy. He always focused on the future, regardless of what that future meant. i saw GW was the most under rated president in history. Even if people rate him highly, they have him all wrong.
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 12:49 AM (aqif7)
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 12:48 AM (Ojki1)
FIFM. I should sleep, as it seems I am sundowning.
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 12:49 AM (Ojki1)
steal his time machine and surrender America to the colonists, but few
understand that it was the abysmal reliability of the Irish-built
DeLorean that eventually made him snap and wreak unholy vengeance on the
shamrockbacks.
Posted by: spindrift at May 08, 2021 12:45 AM (2/gMg)
I thought he took out Doc Holiday.
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 12:50 AM (aqif7)
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2021 12:51 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 12:50 AM (aqif7)
I'm your me.
Posted by: Huckleberry Hound at May 08, 2021 12:52 AM (Ojki1)
IOW, they want us all to die as simps.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2021 12:52 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 12:50 AM (aqif7)
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He did once or twice, but it never got serious.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2021 12:52 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2021 12:51 AM (Eicbe)
If you want to hear snickering, and maybe see employees literally on the floor laughing.
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 12:53 AM (Ojki1)
My opinion is the key is a calorie deficit. Not saying Keto or low carb or "IF doesn't work, I think it does. But there i no magic pill. At least not one that works for everyone. I have gone a day, then eaten a 7/11 Spicy bite with chili and cheese, and lost the most weight ever. Sure the problem there is you need to get your vitamins and minerals.
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 12:56 AM (aqif7)
because "Fuck You, That's Why!"
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 08, 2021 12:57 AM (JTKl5)
Posted by: Doc Holiday at May 08, 2021 12:59 AM (l0Lgi)
Though I know a few are still in shock that the 4-year miracle of sane American policies are, poof, gone, as though it was some kind of dream.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2021 01:01 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 08, 2021 01:01 AM (SchxB)
IOW, they want us all to die as simps.
Jim
"Everything I have, I owe to spaghetti"-Sophia Loren
*actual verbatim quote*
Posted by: Miklos, still sweet on Paulina Paluzzi at May 08, 2021 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Buy the fake aftermarket bayonet, but keep looking for the original. Fake is better than none when SHTF.
And DO try the various brands of short 12 ga. shells. They differ in overall dimensions. But find one that'll run in your '97. The increase in your firepower will be, immense.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2021 01:04 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 01:05 AM (bTQ72)
*actual verbatim quote*
Posted by: Miklos,
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"Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner."
Same source, and posted without comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2021 01:06 AM (9Fwwf)
a glimmer of dawn in the darkness?
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 08, 2021 01:06 AM (JTKl5)
Trump, Ivanka converted to Judaism
so would expect mideast to flare up somehow
plus do not have a Bush in there trying to import democracy on a bunch of well you know
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 01:07 AM (bTQ72)
I well know the quote, and worship her DNA. And her.
Alas though. 99.7% of the rotundnesses do NOT share that same DNA/pasta arrangement as does Ms. Loren. And thus, they suffer both blimpitude, and our disdain.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2021 01:08 AM (QzJWU)
a glimmer of dawn in the darkness?
I'll have to check my local store and see how their stock is. The sign out front has just said "AMMO!" for the last week or so.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 08, 2021 01:08 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: redc1c4
My name is Miklos, and I approve this message.
Posted by: Miklos4Coroner2022! at May 08, 2021 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Same with the CSA. So many say they were not a real state, but a rebellion. History shows that to be untrue. They were a a real state. They had police, politicians, and everything. They were a real state no matter what Lincoln said. They were a state, but the entire life of that state was embroiled in a war for existence.
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 01:11 AM (aqif7)
Prophesy. I said it first.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2021 01:11 AM (QzJWU)
bill clinton
awb of 1994
y2k
911
all 8 years of obama
occupy wallstreet
hands up do not shoot
antifa
prob more I spaced
biden stealing it
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 01:13 AM (bTQ72)
Same source, and posted without comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Lobster bibs ain't just for lobster
Posted by: Miklos, Man of the World at May 08, 2021 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 01:16 AM (aqif7)
https://tinyurl.com/sf4zkkzp
A guy wants to get a park named after the "Mayor of Little Italy" renamed after his own grandfather and has his $100,000 "political donation" accepted?
What? Has he no respect for the Italians of Chicago???
The heirs to Tony Accardo? Marlon Brando must be spinning in his grave.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 08, 2021 01:17 AM (EMi53)
verbatim quote* Posted by: Miklos, still sweet on Paulina Paluzzi at
May 08, 2021 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)
I will never give up spaghetti. And if anyone tells me it should be called pasta and not spaghetti, it is strike one.
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 01:23 AM (aqif7)
First the ampersands, now the Italics
Busy day over here, Boss
Posted by: Miklos, paisan at May 08, 2021 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Those cuisines and just as authentic and they have proven to be popular for decades for a good reason.
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 01:28 AM (aqif7)
92 officials indicted, including 17 judges, 48 lawyers, eight policemen, 10deputy sheriffs, eight court officials and one state legislator.
He was only one out of 48? Where's the beef?
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 08, 2021 01:30 AM (EMi53)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 08, 2021 01:30 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2021 01:34 AM (KAi1n)
I won 23 loaves of Safeway French bread. I intend to collect. I also
won 11 nail clippers, 4 bottles of ibuprofen, 7 tubs of sour cream, 4
two-liter bottles of soda, 6 boxes of pasta, 37 bottles of water....
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2021 01:34 AM (KAi1n)
was that their monopoly game? I coudn't do it because I don't join stuff. I remember the Mcdonald' Monopoly game. It was a big deal back in the day. They didn't make you join up and you could win some legit shit. I miss those days; I don''t know what Safeway paid for that. But no way was it as impactful as the old school McDonald's Monopoly game.
Posted by: Quint at May 08, 2021 01:39 AM (aqif7)
Posted by: Miklos, nearing the Solstice at May 08, 2021 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 08, 2021 01:50 AM (ybIRR)
I'm just catching up reading all of today's threads here, and missed the inflation one, dammit.
I see we had a poster assuring us not to worry, it's transitory due to supply chain issues and there will be no inflation next year.
I'll take the other side of that bet. Summertime, you're go see inflation start kicking into gear. It's not going to let up. Stagflation at a minimum.
Stagflation = low economic growth in an inflationary environment. That's the best we can hope for.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 08, 2021 01:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ben Sears at May 08, 2021 01:52 AM (GBcwv)
Posted by: SFGoth
You need a really creative bartender, or not exactly a bartender, but probably a bartender....
Posted by: Miklos, What would Hank Kimball do at May 08, 2021 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)
In agreement. Didn't see that thread. Curious as to the posters reasoning. The supply chain issues are going to resolve themselves?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 08, 2021 01:56 AM (Re2FU)
Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 01:58 AM (x1pkp)
Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 02:00 AM (x1pkp)
The yuppies have ruined Greenville. I took Miley and my mother to this joint I mentioned last night for my mother's birthday today (she's 91). I took the backroad way. Not too long ago, that would've avoided traffic.
It did not today. It added 30 minutes to the drive -- I got caught in a hell of a line of cars. It's all the damned subdivisions and housing developments they've been building. It was quitting time, plus Birthing-People Day weekend, and all the yuppie population was coming home like locusts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 08, 2021 02:00 AM (Mzdiz)
It was the "Unexpectedly, Unemployment rate spikes" thread, the first one Ace posted today. While I'm not sure, I think the poster was anti-Trump, and has come back now that the Senile Old Coot is in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 08, 2021 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)
because "Fuck You, That's Why!"
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it
Just bought a clip for my 870 and an Ontario Knive Co. M7.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 08, 2021 02:06 AM (Re2FU)
Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 02:06 AM (x1pkp)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 08, 2021 02:08 AM (nEjR4)
Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 02:09 AM (x1pkp)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 08, 2021 02:06 AM (Re2FU)
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they make a mag for the 870???
who knew?
/me heads to DDG
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 08, 2021 02:10 AM (JTKl5)
Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 02:12 AM (x1pkp)
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FOAD dumbshit lame ass boring troll...
if you can't be entertaining, you belong at Hot Air.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 08, 2021 02:13 AM (JTKl5)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 08, 2021 02:16 AM (Re2FU)
Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 02:18 AM (x1pkp)
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Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 02:23 AM (arJlL)
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Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 02:26 AM (x1pkp)
Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 02:36 AM (x1pkp)
Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 02:41 AM (x1pkp)
who knew?
/me heads to DDG
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it.
Bayonet clip.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 08, 2021 02:46 AM (Re2FU)
Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 02:46 AM (x1pkp)
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Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 03:00 AM (x1pkp)
To a dee-luxe compound in the skyMoving on up to the east sideWe finally got a piece of the pie
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Posted by: Reconoiter at May 08, 2021 03:06 AM (x1pkp)
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does is matter: everyone but the chosen are going to die.
that is the traditional game plan.
pick your place.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 08, 2021 03:36 AM (pJeub)
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