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Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Dancing Crane
Aleksandr Vladimirovich Makovsky
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 08:30 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:30 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:31 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:31 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2021 08:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 11, 2021 08:31 AM (Dvm/n)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 08:32 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt
Roughage
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 08:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2021 08:32 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 11, 2021 08:32 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2021 08:32 AM (TSD3c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 08:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 08:32 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mainah at May 11, 2021 08:33 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Miklos sees all at May 11, 2021 08:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:33 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:33 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:33 AM (mZUr4)
Hey no fair I was going to do that one!
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2021 08:34 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:33 AM (mZUr4)
You know who else wax off in Ukraine?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 11, 2021 08:34 AM (TSD3c)
Posted by: Bob Crane at May 11, 2021 08:34 AM (N9/ar)
And dance with
Me!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:30 AM (U2p+3)
Well, it's a bird, so stick around......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt
Roughage
Posted by: JT
Mouthfeel
Posted by: Trendy Chef Miklos at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Bob Crane at May 11, 2021 08:34 AM (N9/ar)
Or, in your case, smash it in the head with a tripod.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2021 08:32 AM (u82oZ)
To win this game of CLUE!...
Salty Dog. With the rope. In the conservatory.
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (mZUr4)
Grab bird by throat.
Snap neck.
Dinner!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Revenant at May 11, 2021 08:36 AM (C35Jn)
Posted by: Bob Crane at May 11, 2021 08:34 AM (N9/ar)
I thot it was to beat to death with a tripod.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:36 AM (yrol0)
"All right," allows the wildlife officer. "Tell you what. I won't write you a ticket, if you can tell me what those teal taste like."
"Well, they're really salty, like whooping crane, and stringy as hell like bald eagle."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 11, 2021 08:36 AM (zMFmR)
Posted by: zombie Bob Crane and Bruce Lee at May 11, 2021 08:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:37 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2021 08:37 AM (V13WU)
I went to the local senior center yesterday and saw a blue heron looking for fish. They are such beautiful creatures and they seem very patient. I could learn something from a crane-not to fish in the senior center's pond but to be more patient.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2021 08:37 AM (k39e/)
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2021 08:37 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:37 AM (jvt6t)
I was just thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2021 08:37 AM (V13WU)
Snap neck.
Dinner!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (OCTRt)
Them WaWa's will fuck you up......
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 11, 2021 08:38 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: dantesed at May 11, 2021 08:38 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:38 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: red speck at May 11, 2021 08:39 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 11, 2021 08:39 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Mr Miyagi at May 11, 2021 08:39 AM (hqarx)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:39 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:37 AM (jvt6t)
I was just thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Sponge
So was I, but what was it?
Posted by: Miklos, letting bygones be bygones at May 11, 2021 08:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earo at May 11, 2021 08:40 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:37 AM (jvt6t)
I was just thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 08:40 AM (LvTSG)
So was I, but what was it?
Posted by: Miklos, letting bygones be bygones at May 11, 2021 08:40 AM (QzkSJ)g
Boobs.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)
"All right," allows the wildlife officer. "Tell you what. I won't write you a ticket, if you can tell me what those teal taste like."
"Well, they're really salty, like whooping crane, and stringy as hell like bald eagle."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
Like a clubbed baby seal sammich!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 08:40 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:41 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 11, 2021 08:41 AM (bkUtD)
As I was scrolling down, I was thinking "what a weird subject for a Remington".
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 08:41 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 11, 2021 08:41 AM (4I/2K)
Grab bird by throat.
Snap neck.
Dinner!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM (OCTRt)
++++
A Mexican groundskeeper at my old company *hated* geese. Geese are awful creatures - they're nasty, dirty, aggressive and crap everywhere. He didn't know the word for "Goose" (or couldn't remember it) and when he was talking about them he started grasping for the word, failed to find it, and then gestured at a goose and said, "Cobra Chicken."
It's my go-to for "goose" now...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 08:41 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: the Aussie Daniel at May 11, 2021 08:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Downcast at May 11, 2021 08:41 AM (nMFSb)
CUT TO: Frasier is at the podium speaking. As he speaks, the bird runs behind him. Then, Martin runs by in hot pursuit of the crane, shaking his arm at the bird. They exit to the right. Frasier is entirely oblivious.
...We're both tall and have distinctive profiles, we've both been known to winter in Mexico, and let's not forget our voices. Is there anything as stirring as the crane's majestic cry?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2021 08:42 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2021 08:42 AM (AwYPR)
Worse Than a Bunny Boiler - a limerick
There once was a man from Paree
Who woke up one morning to see
"Good gosh! What the heck!
There's a bird on my deck!
My ex seems to be storking me!"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:42 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 11, 2021 08:42 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 11, 2021 08:43 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2021 08:42 AM (AwYPR)
In russia big chicken fuck you
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:43 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 08:43 AM (HMDas)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:43 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 08:43 AM (RS2U1)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 08:43 AM (o89XP)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2021 08:43 AM (xW72t)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:42 AM (Fc5rx)
I first read that as stroking me
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:44 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:44 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 08:44 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Miklos, remebering to forget at May 11, 2021 08:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Archer at May 11, 2021 08:45 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 08:45 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)
The Judges: Accept
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:45 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:44 AM (U2p+3)
...or fast as lightning.
Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2021 08:45 AM (AwYPR)
yet
Posted by: Miklos, remebering to forget at May 11, 2021 08:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Crane boobs: see Morganna.
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2021 08:45 AM (ZfRYq)
Like a clubbed baby seal sammich!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 08:40 AM (OCTRt)
Very tender. Like veal.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 08:45 AM (II3Gr)
I'm worried a bit 'bout my dad
He's losing his mind, (makes me sad)
He slurs all his words
And he dances with birds
I think he's gone stork ravin' mad
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:45 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:45 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 11, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:44 AM (U2p+3)
...or fast as lightning.
Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2021 08:45 AM (AwYPR)
Oh oh oh ooh
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 08:46 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2021 08:46 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Archer at May 11, 2021 08:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Archer at May 11, 2021 08:46 AM (gmo/4)
I'm worried a bit 'bout my dad
He's losing his mind, (makes me sad)
He slurs all his words
And he dances with birds
I think he's gone stork ravin' mad
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:45 AM (Fc5rx)
Muldoon is actually a Biden?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 08:46 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Ahem
Your Honour, the undisputed evidence is that, everyone was in fact, Kung Fu fighting.
Posted by: Miklos, adjusting powdered wig at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Archer at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (uBAt0)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:48 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Archer at May 11, 2021 08:48 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (45fpk)
I think all the aqua is in the big buckets on the porch.
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2021 08:48 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (uBAt0)
That's exactly the sort of thing a DHS informant would say.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 08:48 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2021 08:48 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 11, 2021 08:48 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
* clenches fists *
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:48 AM (mZUr4)
==========
*war cry*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 08:48 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Daffy Miklos at May 11, 2021 08:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Your Honour, the undisputed evidence is that, everyone was in fact, Kung Fu fighting.
Posted by: Miklos, adjusting powdered wig at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (QzkSJ)
++++
Oh, apologies your honor. It appears that everyone was Kung Flu fighting. Our deepest regrets for wasting the Court's time!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 08:49 AM (Jsjd7)
Chef is a zombie.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:49 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Flyover at May 11, 2021 08:49 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2021 08:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:49 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Disco Doof at May 11, 2021 08:50 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (RHGPo)
Ya mean here?...in the US?
Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2021 08:50 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:49 AM (Fc5rx)
++++
Why? It's fowl.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 08:50 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:50 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2021 08:50 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 08:40 AM (OCTRt)
Very tender. Like veal.
Posted by: Insomniac
Not crispy. Like spotted owl.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2021 08:50 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:50 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: dantesed at May 11, 2021 08:50 AM (88xKn)
I hope we get more of this type of art from heron out.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:49 AM (Fc5rx)
We're gonna egret this
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (RHGPo)
==========
This is about the Arizona audit, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
ONE.MORE.TIME
Cry "Havoc"
Yes, good...good...better..
Now cry Havoc, and let the puppies out
Posted by: Moderately Warlike Miklos at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (QzkSJ)
I hope we get more of this type of art from heron out.
Posted by: Muldoon
This sort of thing should be ill eagle.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:49 AM (Fc5rx)
Cardinal rule of posting is variety.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (4I/2K)
We're gonna egret this
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (II3Gr)
Typical. Robin Peter to pay Paul....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2021 08:51 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:49 AM (Fc5rx)
++++
Why? It's fowl.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 08:50 AM (Jsjd7)
+++++
If we're going with this, owl see you all on the next thread....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 11, 2021 08:52 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 11, 2021 08:52 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (RHGPo)
Last line of limerick:
"I'm just on the Nod, he said, winkin'"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 08:52 AM (HMDas)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:52 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 08:52 AM (o89XP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2021 08:52 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:52 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 08:53 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:53 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:49 AM (Fc5rx)
++++
Why? It's fowl.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 08:50 AM (Jsjd7)
Nice tits.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:53 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 08:53 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:53 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:53 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:49 AM (Fc5rx)
We're gonna egret this
Posted by: Insomniac
You People.
I feel like an ugly duckling.
Posted by: Miklos, removing ancestral cygnet ring at May 11, 2021 08:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:54 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2021 08:54 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Archer at May 11, 2021 08:54 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:44 AM (U2p+3)
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Dance the Kung Fu [Carl Douglas' sequel to the One Hit Wonder]:
https://tinyurl.com/muscvka9
Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2021 08:54 AM (3oiFl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:54 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 08:54 AM (o89XP)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 08:54 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:54 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 11, 2021 08:54 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:54 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 11, 2021 08:55 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2021 08:55 AM (TSD3c)
**shakes fist impotently**
I was THIS close!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:54 AM (Fc5rx)
That's swan more point for me.
*buffs nails*
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 08:55 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:55 AM (yrol0)
**shakes fist impotently**
I was THIS close!
Posted by: Muldoon
Tough to swallow, eh?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:55 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Ichabod Crane at May 11, 2021 08:55 AM (HMDas)
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 08:47 AM (RHGPo)
Time to roll out "Most transparent administration evah!" As long as they are rolling the "Recovery Summer Part (flip number chart)" they might as well get all that material out of the storage shed at the same time.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 08:56 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 08:56 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 08:56 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2021 08:56 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 11, 2021 08:56 AM (4I/2K)
A good scientist is able to leverage their intersectionality against any attacks on the hypothesis.
A good scientist will rally to the side of a fellow scientist who is being attacked by a white supremacist misogynistic Neanderthal who is trying to undermine your hypothesis with patriarchal evidence.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 08:56 AM (uBAt0)
I had thoughts on how to do it convincingly, but I am not sure if I amissing something.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2021 08:56 AM (Xc1bo)
Posted by: Pluckers at May 11, 2021 08:56 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Miklos, and pix of chix at May 11, 2021 08:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 08:55 AM (U2p+3)
Love=turtledove
true love=swallow
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 08:57 AM (yrol0)
https://bit.ly/2RbBqRh
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 08:56 AM (VVEnO)
++++
It's too bad that in this electronic age, none of this stuff will survive the collapse. There's going to be damn little for future archaeologists to study.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 08:57 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at May 11, 2021 08:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2021 08:56 AM (Xc1bo)
Study Redd Foxx.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 08:58 AM (uBAt0)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:58 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Archer at May 11, 2021 08:58 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Archer at May 11, 2021 08:54 AM (gmo/4)
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... with some java beans and a nice Vodka.
Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2021 08:58 AM (3oiFl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 08:59 AM (VVEnO)
Nickelfucker.
Dick Fat.
Shit up.
This place CREATES baby.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM
You're welcome!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2021 08:59 AM (m+jkK)
A good scientist is able to leverage their intersectionality against any attacks on the hypothesis.
A good scientist will rally to the side of a fellow scientist who is being attacked by a white supremacist misogynistic Neanderthal who is trying to undermine your hypothesis with patriarchal evidence.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 11, 2021 08:56 AM (uBAt0)
Meh, science evolves to meet you where you are when you love it sexually.
Posted by: Science lovers at May 11, 2021 08:59 AM (Ojki1)
What a wonderful bird is the pelican
His beak holds more fish than his belly can
Why, he holds in his beak
Enough food for a week
Though I just do not see how the hell he can!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 08:59 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 08:59 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: The Partridge Family at May 11, 2021 08:59 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2021 08:59 AM (UHVv4)
Nickelfucker.
Dick Fat.
Shit up.
This place CREATES baby.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 08:35 AM
Those really aren't anything to crow about.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 09:00 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: The Partridge Family at May 11, 2021 08:59 AM (mZUr4)
Eh, that bus left the station decades ago.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:00 AM (Ojki1)
+++++
Over 100, so I am going to recall this from my post on the morning report.
In Pixy's thread (the tech news) today, he or she has a link out to what might be the most important thing I've read in a year, and the scariest thing I've read in several years. It is an academic paper written by MIT researchers on the topic of public (amateur) science and data visualization work. I am still kind of shell-shocked from reading it, and I have only had time to skim through it on a quick first pass.
Please, I implore you, go read it. Download the PDF and put it in your queue to read. It is absolutely terrifying, and they're telegraphing what's going to come next. It's not going to be more data, it's going to be less. They're not going to publish evidence, they're going to publish conclusions. They're actively calling for restricting inputs and publishing correct conclusions while suppressing data and they're doing so in stark, black-and-white terms that leave no room to maneuver. It's absolutely horrifying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:00 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Archer at May 11, 2021 09:01 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Peter Griffin at May 11, 2021 09:01 AM (mZUr4)
You don't win a war...by faking a heart attack.
You win a war...by giving the other poor bastard a heart attack...or running over his useless ass
Posted by: Gen George S. Miklos-Patton at May 11, 2021 09:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Your kung fu is weak! Your Prancing Crane style is no match for my Drunken Slav awesomeness!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2021 09:01 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: The Partridge Family at May 11, 2021 08:59 AM (mZUr4)
Eh, that bus left the station decades ago.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:00 AM (Ojki1)
I might have made a few bunk stops over Lori in my younger days.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 09:01 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:01 AM (yK9py)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:01 AM (HMDas)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 09:01 AM (yrol0)
+++
Easy to understand.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:02 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at May 11, 2021 09:02 AM (UpwbP)
The Partridge Family's on the TV again
And the Mom says that grousing's a sin
A pheasant's just a bird
But woodcock's a dirty word
I've told you this ptarm and ptarmigan!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:02 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Free Range Miklos at May 11, 2021 09:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2021 09:03 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:00 AM (Jsjd7)
****
Yep. Quote:
"In fact, the explicit motivation for many of these followers is to find information so that they can make the best decisions for their families- and by extension, for the communities around them."
And this is viewed as a problem.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:03 AM (yK9py)
Heh.
I worked for Conrail back in the 80's. Our tie gang was camped at the van-loading yards at Ashland and 51st street. Spilled grain all around, enough to support a pheasant population. The Mexican trackmen called them 'long cheekens'.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, surprise. Not surprised at May 11, 2021 09:03 AM (n/szn)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 09:04 AM (yrol0)
You win a war...by giving the other poor bastard a heart attack...or running over his useless ass
Posted by: Gen George S. Miklos-Patton at May 11, 2021 09:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Steal raykon's Audi, and have a case of "Audi sudden acceleration syndrome".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:04 AM (HMDas)
And when (if) he gets to be my age, kids his age are going to turn him in for lying about what wonders existed in his youth.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:04 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2021 09:04 AM (k39e/)
**
It's an Eos.
He dreams of Audis. Tells everyone they use the same engines.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:05 AM (yK9py)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 09:06 AM (yrol0)
"In fact, the explicit motivation for many of these followers is to find information so that they can make the best decisions for their families- and by extension, for the communities around them."
And this is viewed as a problem.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:03 AM (yK9py)
So in the "Open things up so China can be more like us," we had the instructions in reverse.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:06 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:04 AM (HMDas)
Hotwheels only roll downhill.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2021 09:06 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Berb Psychologist at May 11, 2021 09:06 AM (n/szn)
211 chuck norris plays himself and helps a kid win a karate tournament
I cant find it!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 09:04 AM (yrol0)
Sidekicks. Joe Piscopo does a good turn as the over-the-top Kreese substitute.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 09:06 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, surprise. Not surprised at May 11, 2021 09:03 AM (n/szn)
And they'd be right, wouldn't they? Peafowl are fowl, and are raised for food in their native country, India.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:06 AM (HMDas)
That Russkie demonstrates a remarkably artistic version of the two-steppe.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2021 09:07 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And neuropathy.
I'm gonna say neuropathy.
Posted by: Free Ranging Full alibi Miklos at May 11, 2021 09:07 AM (QzkSJ)
You don't convince me. Work on it.
GySgt. Hartman
Posted by: Archer at May 11, 2021 09:07 AM (gmo/4)
https://youtu.be/G2LBIFQEr2M
Posted by: Peter Griffin at May 11, 2021 09:01 AM (mZUr4)
As those episodes go, that one was pretty funny.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 08:43 AM (mZUr4
Dig it, the dancing queen
Posted by: Fox2! at May 11, 2021 09:08 AM (qyH+l)
He dreams of Audis. Tells everyone they use the same engines.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:05 AM (yK9py)
There's a Philip K. Dick title in there, somewhere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:08 AM (HMDas)
Posted by: Joe Biden, That 70's Show at May 11, 2021 09:08 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2021 09:09 AM (UHVv4)
(I really did like "heron out" and "we're going to egret this." Well done!)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2021 09:09 AM (k39e/)
Posted by: Peter Griffin at May 11, 2021 09:01 AM (mZUr4)
That's it!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 09:09 AM (jvt6t)
He dreams of Audis. Tells everyone they use the same engines.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
wait wait wait
I want an EOS
Posted by: Miklos is open and transparent (well, pallorous anyway) at May 11, 2021 09:09 AM (QzkSJ)
***
I Dream of a $100,000 VW that is almost as fast as a $6000 3 valve 90s Mustang with $5000 worth of aftermarket parts.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:09 AM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 11, 2021 09:09 AM (Bmy3R)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Confucius day man who dance with crane, wind up lame, soon need cane.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 09:09 AM (70ves)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 09:10 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 09:10 AM (DpkTQ)
++++
It's in Pixy's thread this morning. I didn't have room to plug it in here. Here it is:
https://is.gd/Jmrf4r
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:10 AM (Jsjd7)
Link?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 09:10 AM (DpkTQ)
In Pixy's post after the ONT
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 09:10 AM (jvt6t)
There once was a sous chef from Delph
Pulled his soup pot down from the shelf
But the crane just did not
Want to go in the pot
""Pluck me?!! No! Go pluck yourself!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:11 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2021 09:09 AM (k39e/)
Bird puns are a Horde duty. We must not duck our responsibilities, after owl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:11 AM (HMDas)
I Dream of a $100,000 VW that is almost as fast as a $6000 3 valve 90s Mustang with $5000 worth of aftermarket parts.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:09 AM (XTk1T)
I know a kid that throws new turbos, an intake and exhaust manifold on a VW 4 cyl stock block, tunes it and gets over 700 HP out of it.
It's insane.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 09:11 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 09:06 AM (II3Gr)
thx
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 09:12 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:00 AM (Jsjd7)
Oh yes, it is. Been going on for a while now. Really started hitting its stride with the global warming shtick, was institutionalized during the Obama years, and now they realize openly saying, "Fuck you" has no consequences.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at May 11, 2021 09:12 AM (tkKv1)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2021 09:06 AM (II3Gr)
AMAZING it didn't win any oscars.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)
*doffs hat to Muldoon* Well done in all instances this morning, Muldoon.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:12 AM (HaL55)
It's insane.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)
You can do that with anything. Just don't expect 100,000 miles from it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2021 09:13 AM (Y5qcH)
We'll see YOU at the TxMoMe!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Miklos is open and transparent (well, pallorous anyway) at May 11, 2021 09:09 AM (QzkSJ)
I think you need a vagina to buy 1 of those.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 11, 2021 09:13 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 09:14 AM (6Ljzq)
I paid a kid to do that.
Got rooked.
Posted by: Miklos needs his moneys back at May 11, 2021 09:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2021 09:14 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 09:14 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 11, 2021 09:14 AM (SScvq)
You can do that with anything. Just don't expect 100,000 miles from it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2021 09:13 AM (Y5qcH)
True. They already blew one of them up on the highway and the others get routine teardowns almost as often as top fuel dragsters.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at May 11, 2021 09:12 AM (tkKv1)
++++
This MIT paper is next level.
While previous literature in visualization and science communication has emphasized the need for data and media literacy as a way to combat misinformation [43, 47, 89], this study finds that anti-mask groups practice a form of data literacy in spades. Within this constituency, unorthodox viewpoints do not result from a deficiency of data literacy; sophisticated practices of data literacy are a means of consolidating and promulgating views that fly in the face of scientific orthodoxy.
This is mind-blowing. The problem isn't illiteracy, it's people drawing different conclusions from the same data - conclusions that are opposed to their conclusions...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:14 AM (Jsjd7)
You know how I know all this is bullshit? The speed and conformity of bullshit-just like during election season.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:14 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2021 09:15 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I think it's the other way around.
Posted by: Miklos gets no lady compliments, but his car does at May 11, 2021 09:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:16 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:14 AM (Jsjd7)
==========
"They know what they're talking about, and they don't agree with us."
-Things that normal people considered fine a couple of decades ago but are now a danger to civilization
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 09:16 AM (LvTSG)
Ah yes, Vice President Sparrow Agnew said that quote on his way out of office.
Posted by: Thats So Raven! at May 11, 2021 09:16 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at May 11, 2021 09:16 AM (n/szn)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I think it's the other way around.
Posted by: Miklos gets no lady compliments, but his car does at May 11, 2021 09:15 AM (QzkSJ)
You buy one of those to get vagina?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)
(P.S. ...wait for it...)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:17 AM (Fc5rx)
Good.
Goes to get all the gas cans and fill them all up.
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2021 09:17 AM (avEKX)
Posted by: Unkaren at May 11, 2021 09:17 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:00 AM (Jsjd7)
Oh yes, it is. Been going on for a while now. Really started hitting its stride with the global warming shtick, was institutionalized during the Obama years, and now they realize openly saying, "Fuck you" has no consequences.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at May 11, 2021 09:12 AM (tkKv1)
Th joys of having a belief in something and then realizing you have the power to force it on others. And if you call it "science" people are conditioned to think of it as something other than "faith," and those who don't want a God get one by another name.
Going to be a whole lot of shocked people in 20 years who look back over candle light and realize even remembering that they use to have electricity in their house means they can go off to the happy fun camp, never to return.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:17 AM (Ojki1)
(P.S. ...wait for it...)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:17 AM (Fc5rx)
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:17 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 11, 2021 09:17 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)
A Gentleman never speaks of.....FUCK YEAH I DO!!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 09:18 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 09:18 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:18 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2021 09:18 AM (UHVv4)
You buy one of those to get vagina?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)
The VW EOS has to be a very humdrum car. I must have seen one, but could not tell you what it looks like.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:18 AM (HMDas)
Posted by: IP at May 11, 2021 09:18 AM (w9UC1)
Got rooked.
Posted by: Miklos needs his moneys back at May 11, 2021 09:14 AM (QzkSJ)
This kid does it as a hobby, but is really good at it. Does it for all his friends usually pretty cheap.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge
The right car is a necessary precondition.
Posted by: Shit Miklos has known since he was 15 at May 11, 2021 09:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Yes. Yes, you will.
Insom, I'll be giving you a call soon.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:16 AM (HaL55)
------
There's a MoMe? In Texas?
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 09:19 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Kamala Harris Berb at May 11, 2021 09:19 AM (n/szn)
These two books deal with the same subject (the subversion of German forces under Nazi rule to slaughter vilified groups). They use largely the same primary source material. Both authors, however, draw essentially opposite conclusions. Browning argues that there is nothing special about the Germans. Goldhagen argues that the Germans were particularly susceptible to these developments and willing, even eager to adjust to the new normal of Nazi Germany.
Goldhagen's book is a response to Browning's book, and came later. Goldhagen disagreed with Browning's conclusions, went to mostly the same source material and drew different conclusions based on the same evidence. This is actually good, and how the process is supposed to work.
This professor was anti-Goldhagen and was furious that he used the same bibliography to present a countering view. This was a settled matter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:19 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: IP at May 11, 2021 09:20 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:18 AM (HMDas)
*looks it up*
It looks like your typical VW crap trying to revive the looks of the Rabbit but failing entirely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:20 AM (lmikk)
get routine teardowns almost as often as top fuel dragsters.
Like after every trip to the grocery store? That's an awful lot of heat for those little engines to handle.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:21 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: IP at May 11, 2021 09:20 AM (w9UC1)
There's a link on the main page left side.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The first retractable hardtop convertible.
Good for Miklosian Price Point.
Posted by: Utterly Unapologetic Miklos at May 11, 2021 09:21 AM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/9z6vet9t
Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 09:14 AM (6Ljzq)
Has she started the candle factories yet? Can't wait for shots of Michigan at space at night to look like North Korea as she is clearly wants it to be. At least you'll see the Detroit fires more clearly.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:21 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 09:21 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2021 09:22 AM (UHVv4)
Like after every trip to the grocery store? That's an awful lot of heat for those little engines to handle.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:21 AM (HaL55)
IF they have the proper gear, they tune it down for daily driving, then push a config when they want to blow the doors off a Hellcat or Vette.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)
"What does CRT stand for?"
If you say "cathode ray tube", you got the job.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2021 08:21 AM (TSD3c)
The other day my wife asked me what "RGB" stands for. Laughed her ass off when I told her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 11, 2021 09:23 AM (EjmvJ)
Posted by: IP at May 11, 2021 09:23 AM (w9UC1)
From one of America's premier scientific institutions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:23 AM (Jsjd7)
Good for Miklosian Price Point.
Posted by: Utterly Unapologetic Miklos at May 11, 2021 09:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Not even close. '59 Ford sold many of them. And I think there were one or two specials built long before.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:23 AM (HMDas)
The other day my wife asked me what "RGB" stands for. Laughed her ass off when I told her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 11, 2021 09:23 AM (EjmvJ)
It really is quite amazing they could take those three colors and make all the others.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:24 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 09:21 AM (0OP+5)
I wish, just once:
*reporter asks politician 'long' covid*
Politician: Wait, wtf did you just say? 'Long' covid? Did you just pull that out of your ass?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:24 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2021 09:09 AM (k39e/)
Bird puns are a Horde duty. We must not duck our responsibilities, after owl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:11 AM (HMDas)
Be careful reading them lest you go stark raven mad!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 09:24 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
But only with light! It doesn't work at all in the physical world (subtractive primaries), you need different primaries for ink and paper than you do for light on screens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:24 AM (Jsjd7)
*whistles all innocent-like* That's just a rumor.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:24 AM (HaL55)
It's more like a warzone, then a bbq breaks out.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Ruth Ginsberg Bader !
Posted by: Adriane the Pumpkin Chuckin' Critic... at May 11, 2021 09:25 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 11, 2021 09:23 AM (EjmvJ)
Red-Green-Blue. Component video. Ahhh, the days before the hdmi/usb/etc. S-Video.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:26 AM (lmikk)
But I especially love that VW shares that engine with so many other cars.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:26 AM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:26 AM (w7gCM)
But only with light! It doesn't work at all in the physical world (subtractive primaries), you need different primaries for ink and paper than you do for light on screens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:24 AM (Jsjd7)
Yeah. Then the resistors get tired and the colors start to fade and everything looks like dogshit.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Goldhagen is best known for his demonstration that the abuse of Jews and others in Nazi Germany was well known to most Germans. Later work showed the extent to which "ordinary" Germans had their own slave labor as house or farm servants. The research that came later not only confirmed Goldhagen's initial findings, but showed that he had tremendously underestimated the number of Germans who were assigned slave labor.
Posted by: Miklos at May 11, 2021 09:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:26 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I think it's the other way around.
Posted by: Miklos gets no lady compliments, but his car does at May 11, 2021 09:15 AM (QzkSJ)
You can get a vagina on trade? When there's a lease program let me know.
Posted by: Katalin Jenner at May 11, 2021 09:26 AM (bYTQR)
***
Related, it's neat to consider how few musical notes there are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:27 AM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 09:27 AM (Cz/WQ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 09:21 AM (0OP+5)
It plays on human psych weaknesses. Create a story that appeals to authority and creates the illusion "everyone believes this." If you can then also make talking about it to be perceived to be dangerous you hit the trifecta. Throw in the ability for true believers to see themselves as righteous in a "holy war" against the ignorant or evil...well, enjoy the death of The Enlightenment.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:27 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2021 09:27 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 11, 2021 09:27 AM (cSyAR)
Bird puns are a Horde duty. We must not duck our responsibilities, after owl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
We are phoebe minded, after all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 09:27 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:27 AM (w7gCM)
Posted by: IP at May 11, 2021 09:27 AM (w9UC1)
It's more like a warzone, then a bbq breaks out.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)
-----
There are many layers to the TXMoMe. Late Saturday nite, when the ritualistic dancing starts, kind of reminds me of Burning Man.
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 09:28 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:28 AM (XTk1T)
Thanks, CBD.
Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2021 09:28 AM (7EjX1)
Then you play Ghost of Tsushima on a 4K tv, and while it does look beautiful, that is pretty much the only thing recently I can think of that left me going 'Damn, that is pretty sharp.'
Capitalism is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:28 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Fine then
*starts shopping for a a low miles retractable hardtop Panhard*
Posted by: retractable Miklos at May 11, 2021 09:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Dread Sous Chef Roberts at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (AiZBA)
Related, it's neat to consider how few musical notes there are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming
E-flat is the worst.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miklos at May 11, 2021 09:26 AM (QzkSJ)
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That's sort of beside the point. The issue I am driving at here isn't whether Goldhagen was right or wrong, but the *reaction* to Goldhagen using equivalent source material to draw different conclusions. This just isn't done against the current of academic preferences. My professor's actual unbridled rage at Goldhagen for having the temerity to question an issue that was appropriately and adequately settled really stood out to me. It is an attitude that is insanely dangerous and I recognized it as such, though I didn't have the ability to fully synthesize the thought at that point (to my lasting chagrin - I lament not knowing how to call her on it).
That insanity is now becoming the norm everywhere.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (Jsjd7)
305 No matter how well the crane danced it still ended up in the pot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:26 AM (w7gCM)
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I'm writing that down.
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (MVjcR)
Then you play Ghost of Tsushima on a 4K tv, and while it does look beautiful, that is pretty much the only thing recently I can think of that left me going 'Damn, that is pretty sharp.'
Capitalism is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:28 AM (lmikk)
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"Capitalism didn't build that. Government funded schools built all that."
-The Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:26 AM (w7gCM)
There once was a crane from Osaka
Who crossed the sea in a bucket
A spy for Japan
Ended up in a pan
A dancing persona non-grata
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (V13WU)
We are phoebe minded, after all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 09:27 AM (pNxlR)
Mmmmmm......Phoebe Cates.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)
push a config when they want to blow the doors off a Hellcat or Vette.
You know a 700-hp VW would be a blast to drive.
When I was a real, live Boy, several of us once turned a Beetle 90 degrees in its parking spot. There was one open space next to it, but not enough room to turn. 4 or 5 of us could pick up one end and move it fairly easily.
And yes, I was a bit of a little shitass growing up.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:30 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:30 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (pNxlR)
C-sharp cuts to the bone.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 11, 2021 09:30 AM (45fpk)
The problems happen when nobody believes what "everyone" believes.
Posted by: Miklos, who had toilet paper made from the unread Party Newspaper at May 11, 2021 09:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 09:31 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:31 AM (w7gCM)
Been that way since the early 90's. I nearly got canned from my grad program because I challenged a black girl over her argument that ancient Egyptians had planes, nuclear power, etc, but was taken and destroyed by the white man.
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 09:31 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: IP at May 11, 2021 09:31 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 09:24 AM (axyOa)
FIFY
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 09:32 AM (ofYez)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2021 09:32 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:30 AM (HaL55)
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The father of one of my childhood friends was a Scottish giant. He is like 6' 6" and built like a truck. He mentioned that when he was in college in upstate NY, he drove a Subaru Justy. The idea was laughable - he'd have to fold himself into it.
He said it was unpleasant and uncomfortable to drive, but it was a great tool for picking up chicks. He never properly parallel parked. He'd nose into a space, turn off the car, get out, pick up the rear end and swing it the rest of the way into the parking spot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:32 AM (Jsjd7)
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Uh, what?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 11, 2021 09:32 AM (IytoW)
-The Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (LvTSG)
You know, TJM opening his gob made me think of something else: the remaster era after DVDs came out. Movies like Ben Hur and a couple others I could name became even more beautiful while the crap from the 70's looked more like shit.
Seems like a metaphor, that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:32 AM (lmikk)
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Uh, what?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 11, 2021 09:32 AM (IytoW)
Well the white man borrowed help from the aliens, so they were cheating.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 11, 2021 09:33 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Miklos, who had toilet paper made from the unread Party Newspaper at May 11, 2021 09:31 AM (QzkSJ)
The kink is making sure no one can feel safe say to anyone else that they don't believe it though.
Enjoy those upcoming "safe spaces" fragile wokesters, and remember the razor wire and guards are there for your protection.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:33 AM (Ojki1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1q-LVH_0vI
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 11, 2021 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
And you know that's actually happened 4 quintillion times.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2021 09:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2021 09:33 AM (DMUuz)
Seems like a metaphor, that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:32 AM (lmikk)
++++
One of the great unsung developments of the mid 90s was improvements in film-to-video transfer technology (telecine). Film transfers got *hugely* better, even from the same original reels.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:34 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:23 AM (Jsjd7)
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The implication is clear: people can't be trusted with data; it should be held for the experts, whose findings will be filtered through the media. For our own safety, of course. IOW, the "scientific" community will seek to stave off the epistemic collapse they've triggered with their lies, by locking the truth in a special box just for themselves.
And, of course, it's just the latest dystopian idea they're cloaking in COVID rhetoric... I'm sure they've been itching to go here since they got caught red-handed lying about AGW.
"Everything would be so much better if we could just lie undisprovably." Lysenko shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 11, 2021 09:34 AM (Uh2oA)
Been that way since the early 90's. I nearly got canned from my grad program because I challenged a black girl over her argument that ancient Egyptians had planes, nuclear power, etc, but was taken and destroyed by the white man.
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 09:31 AM (RHGPo)
How ignorant. Everyone knows Wakanda is in Africa proper!
Posted by: The Left at May 11, 2021 09:34 AM (Ojki1)
***
This.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:34 AM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:31 AM (w7gCM)
A lot of the high performance cars these days (the mass market ones) leave me cold. Probably because modern car design has left behind curves. In order to really appeal to me, a car needs more than eye blistering performance- it has to be beautiful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:34 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
That is odd.
Don't know when or where you studied, but Goldhagen (last I checked, the past may have changed again) was highly respected.
Posted by: Miklos, former Historian (noting the oxyMoron here) at May 11, 2021 09:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Then why did the Hyksos conquer Egypt for a century? They weren't white but they had a better chariot and bow. That book Black Athena was a pernicious precursor to what we are seeing now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:35 AM (w7gCM)
Been that way since the early 90's. I nearly got canned from my grad program because I challenged a black girl over her argument that ancient Egyptians had planes, nuclear power, etc, but was taken and destroyed by the white man.
Posted by: SMOD
What's the French word for fucked sideways wantonly?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 09:35 AM (o89XP)
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 09:35 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 09:36 AM (0OP+5)
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Ha ha ha ha *gasp* ha ha ha
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at May 11, 2021 09:36 AM (IytoW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:34 AM (lmikk)
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And have a clutch.
Yes, I know you can shave off 1/2 a second by taking all the pleasure away from driving.
I don't care. I want to hold 3rd gear in the mountain roads before matching revs on the downshift at the corner.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:37 AM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 11, 2021 09:34 AM (Uh2oA)
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Undoubtedly. From that same paper is this little bit of blood-chilling tyranny.
As David Buckingham ... has noted, calls for increased literacy have often become a form of wrong-headed solutionism that posits education as the fix to all media-related problems. danah boyd ... has documented, too, that calling for increased media literacy can often backfire: the instruction to "question more" can lead to a weaponization of critical thinking and increased distrust of media and government institutions. She argues that calls for media literacy can often frame problems like fake news as ones of personal responsibility rather than a crisis of collective action.
Shut up, prole. Don't worry about "literacy" or "critical thinking." Don't question, accept. To resist, obey. Who are you to question the establishment? What is one man in the context of the collective?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:37 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 09:24 AM (axyOa)
FIFY
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 09:
Good catch. I knew it was missing something.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 09:37 AM (70ves)
It's insane.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Pretty amazing... but when you think about it I can take a junkyard 6 liter LS from a Chevy Truck, drop a turbo and new injectors on it and get over a grand...
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2021 09:37 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at May 11, 2021 09:37 AM (nxd4a)
Yes, I know you can shave off 1/2 a second by taking all the pleasure away from driving.
I don't care. I want to hold 3rd gear in the mountain roads before matching revs on the downshift at the corner.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:37 AM (XTk1T)
This man is my brother.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:37 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 11, 2021 09:37 AM (I7+8f)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:34 AM (lmikk)
I will admit. I really don't like the sharp edges they're putting on cars nowadays.
The new Cadillac's are hideous.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Don't take this the wrong way, but there are too many notes.
Posted by: Emperor Joseph II at May 11, 2021 09:38 AM (AytXr)
push a config when they want to blow the doors off a Hellcat or Vette.
You know a 700-hp VW would be a blast to drive.
When I was a real, live Boy, several of us once turned a Beetle 90 degrees in its parking spot. There was one open space next to it, but not enough room to turn. 4 or 5 of us could pick up one end and move it fairly easily.
And yes, I was a bit of a little shitass growing up.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:30 AM (HaL55)
When I was a high school football player, 5 of us that lived 5 miles from town car pooled. The car was called "The Safety Bug". Right front tire had a moderate leak. The routine was the owner kid aired it up at home in the morning. Went to school. Then practice. After practice, shifts on a bicycle pump with two others lifting the front bumper. Rotate every few min. Get "enough" air to go to first drop off, where there was another compressor. Coaches had a good laugh.
Hey, it was a $50 car!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 09:38 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Miklos, former Historian (noting the oxyMoron here) at May 11, 2021 09:35 AM (QzkSJ)
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Upstate New York in the mid aughts. But the problem as she saw it wasn't Goldhagen's work, it was that he undertook it all against the current of "established fact."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:38 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 11, 2021 09:38 AM (CqHIp)
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2021 09:37 AM (53oGX)
And bend every pushrod in it in 30 seconds.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:35 AM (w7gCM)
And the Kushites. And the Persians. And some hick thug from the backwater of Hellas.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2021 09:39 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Miklos, former Historian (noting the oxyMoron here) at May 11, 2021 09:35 AM (QzkSJ)
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Upstate New York in the mid aughts. But the problem as she saw it wasn't Goldhagen's work, it was that he undertook it all against the current of "established fact."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:38 AM (Jsjd7)
It just isn't proper to go against the people who established the facts.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 11, 2021 09:39 AM (z5Vrg)
We are phoebe minded, after all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 09:27 AM (pNxlR)
Mmmmmm......Phoebe Cates.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)
We still doing bird puns or boobies?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 09:39 AM (axyOa)
Heh. I could see that happening. Prolly the last vehicle you'd think of to pick up chicks in.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:39 AM (HaL55)
Don't know when or where you studied, but Goldhagen (last I checked, the past may have changed again) was highly respected.
Posted by: Miklos, former Historian (noting the oxyMoron here) at May 11, 2021 09:35 AM (QzkSJ)
But the idea of "consensus" as absolute dogma has become worse. "No, you can't wonder if it might have been different as everyone knows this is the way it was." Just like pre Columbus sailors "knew" the world was flat despite what they could see while sailing cause "consensus" is that everyone then thought the world flat.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:39 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 11, 2021 09:39 AM (CqHIp)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:39 AM (HaL55)
++++
Tall, handsome, smart, ripped, insanely strong and a good sense of humor goes a *long* way. His theatrics with the car were probably just icing on the cake.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:40 AM (Jsjd7)
Ye, but that one corner though...
Posted by: Tiger Woods at May 11, 2021 09:40 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:40 AM (w7gCM)
Yuutes today I tell ya.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 11, 2021 09:40 AM (I7+8f)
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They voluntarily surrendered their first world lifestyle to prevent climate crisis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 09:40 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:39 AM (Ojki1)
That's another example of fake history. That the world was round is even referenced in works by Aquinas, who lived hundreds of years prior. IIRC they even had a pretty solid idea of the circumference of the earth. The belief was that the direction Columbus was heading was empty water.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 11, 2021 09:41 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:41 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:41 AM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 11, 2021 09:41 AM (I7+8f)
Yay! Let's not forget to give props to Kant, Hegel, Kierkegaard, Nietzsche and all the rest of those German (Soren was a Dane) 18th century assholes.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at May 11, 2021 09:42 AM (tkKv1)
It's weird how no reporters ever try to find out how many poor people have 4K televisions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (XTk1T)
Go to any public housing project filled with poor welfare recipients. There are so many satellite dishes clamped to the balconies that the building looks like a Soviet Embassy annex from the bad old days of the Cold War.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2021 09:42 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:40 AM (w7gCM)
Actually, she is not wrong guys. Damn that was an ugly SOB.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:42 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 11, 2021 09:42 AM (dfRN6)
Good catch. I knew it was missing something.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 09:37 AM (70ves)
I figured autocorrect took it out when you typed it.
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 09:42 AM (ofYez)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 11, 2021 09:41 AM (I7+8f)
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And the rest of its vomit-inducing design when taken in totality.
But the Aztec was a distant echo of the *real* first crossover. That honor must be bestowed to a car that came out around 15 years prior to the Aztec: the AMC Eagle. It was the first crossover, and ahead of its time by decades.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:43 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 11, 2021 09:43 AM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at May 11, 2021 09:43 AM (tkKv1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Heh, understand.
I had to very creatively work a gender aspect into my course on Law of the Sea (there isn't one).
So, if an American woman with a Saudi husband gives birth on a Swedish registered ship in international waters.....according to Saudi law, a male child is a Saudi subject, but a female child is not....
Posted by: Miklos, i enjoyed making this crap up to please my professorins at May 11, 2021 09:43 AM (QzkSJ)
The middle class still has too much money and autonomy. A shot of inflation is just what we need.
Posted by: Your Elites at May 11, 2021 09:43 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:40 AM (w7gCM)
The Aztecs are thinking "You have some brutal ways of dealing with people in carrying out your "faith."
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:43 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2021 09:43 AM (f6JSa)
Posted by: IP at May 11, 2021 09:43 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:41 AM (w7gCM
She had feet???
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 09:44 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2021 09:37 AM (53oGX)
And bend every pushrod in it in 30 seconds.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Looks over at my car with over 100 runs in the quarter and no bent pushrods... .. hum...
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2021 09:44 AM (53oGX)
I like that "stealth" styling. I got next to a Caddy XLS (IIRC) in traffic a couple of weeks ago. The longer I looked, the more I liked it.
Granted, the station wagon version is hideous, but the cars are teh secksy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:44 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 11, 2021 09:44 AM (I7+8f)
Was a line at the gas station even in Alabama. Saw some Georgia plates as well.
Things are going to get sporty by the weekend.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:44 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: IP at May 11, 2021 09:43 AM (w9UC1)
It must remind some of separating lines of coke. Actually, that explains the Sharp Edge design school at large.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:44 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Anna Puma
hey good lookin'
Posted by: Ford Ranchero at May 11, 2021 09:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:44 AM (4fSQf)
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I bugged out a few hours to fill the tank and tuck the car back into the garage, just in case. I know I am contributing to the problem of a run on gas, but I have no faith whatsoever that any of the people in charge of anything are remotely capable of fixing systemic problems before shit goes sideways.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:46 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2021 09:46 AM (w7gCM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:34 AM (lmikk)
They're all designed in a wind tunnel. You have to be getting a unique design like a corvette or a mustang to get something different. If you get a sedan they all have the same shape with only the headlight and grill shape being the variation between brands.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2021 09:46 AM (G2zl5)
How is everyone liking the Biden junta so far?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2021 09:46 AM (f6JSa)
Yuutes today I tell ya.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 11, 2021 09:40 AM (I7+8f)
That's not something you should be asking them. It's something you should be telling them. "No license for you, if you refuse to learn to drive stick."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:46 AM (HMDas)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 11, 2021 09:46 AM (I7+8f)
Liberals are idiots. Never changes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:47 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 09:47 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:34 AM (lmikk)
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All cars increasingly look alike. They have to at this point. Between CAFE standards (wind tunnel design becomes paramount, as Buzzion pointed out from beyond the grave) and safety standards (bumper height, bumper shape, impact behavior against pedestrians and cars and light trucks and big trucks and motorcycles), etc., the number of permissible shapes drops precipitously.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:47 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
___
Have none of those.
Guess I'm just not rich enough to be poor.
Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 09:47 AM (6Ljzq)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2021 09:46 AM (G2zl5)
*whistles inncently*
Posted by: NASCAR at May 11, 2021 09:47 AM (4I/2K)
How is everyone liking the Biden junta so far?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2021 09:46 AM (f6JSa)
Well, no mean tweets so advantage societal collapse I guess.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:47 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:46 AM (Jsjd7)
An ounce of prevention...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (4fSQf)
Anti-Corona panic posters understand the data better and create better visualizations then their opponents.
But since their superior data analysis is used to defend wrong think - namely that the government overreacted to COVID - they are a threat to the public.
This is indeed amazing. Traditionally the way science worked is that theories are put to the test..and if found to be wrong, as the COVID panic chorus was shown to be - those theories get discarded no matter how much nominal experts want them to be true.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (flINI)
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (axyOa)
Just add water! Wait, you didn't say "instant," did you? Sorry...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___
Dad?
Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (6Ljzq)
Im not a fucking monster man, lol.
I dont really care either way. I just though the reaction was funny.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (I7+8f)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (lmikk)
Good times, good times...
Posted by: Jimmah Carter at May 11, 2021 09:49 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2021 09:46 AM (G2zl5)
*whistles inncently*
Posted by: NASCAR at May 11, 2021 09:47 AM (4I/2K)
Your headlights are stickers.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:49 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 09:49 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 09:49 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 09:49 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (DpkTQ)
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You're asking the wrong questions and have the wrong goals in mind. It isn't about truth, it's about rightness. If your interpretation is non-right, you're wrong and must be stopped.
What's rightness? Why, it's whatever they say is right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:50 AM (Jsjd7)
but with gas, people can only fill their car, maybe on five gallon gas can. With other goods like TP, people hoard a year's worth, and cause supply chain problems. (but since they already did that in the previous "crisis" months, most now have TP, and probably extra food)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2021 09:50 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 11, 2021 09:41 AM (z5Vrg)
Yeah and apparently even in Columbus's time they had a good idea of the size of the earth. It was just that there was some Ancient Greek theory that had the earth smaller that Columbus was going on so China and India were closer that way than thought that he eventually suckered the Spanish crowns into trying.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2021 09:50 AM (G2zl5)
***
This is not true. Supply and demand, and right now the smart people are making sure they've got a supply. Although we will see supply line interruptions with toilet paper and other items very soo, I suspect.
What's the ransomware amount that is requested to get the pipeline back up and running, anyway? Some trivial amount for corporation that could pay a loan back over 20 years?
And isn't there insurance against these sorts of things by now?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:50 AM (XTk1T)
Looks over at my car with over 100 runs in the quarter and no bent pushrods... .. hum...
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2021 09:44 AM (53oGX)
*not the stock pushrods
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete
I am literally shaking all about
Posted by: Highly Triggered Miklos at May 11, 2021 09:51 AM (QzkSJ)
I drive a 8yo honda CRV and plan to do so until it or I die. But I like looking at pretty cars and dreaming.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 09:51 AM (bYTQR)
All is well. Emperor has pants.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:51 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 09:51 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2021 09:46 AM (f6JSa)
++++
I for one look forward to the hybridization of the 1930s and the 1970s. Soon, neo-disco will play over the PA for you to listen to while you wait in a breadline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:51 AM (Jsjd7)
Good times, good times...
Posted by: Jimmah Carter at May 11, 2021 09:49 AM (pbStR)
He must have done something right for God to let him long enough to not only no longer be the worst president in living memory, but to now not even be the second worst president in living memory.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:51 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 11, 2021 09:52 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2021 09:52 AM (PiwSw)
Soon, neo-disco will play over the PA for you to listen to while you
wait in a breadline.
And the "nice" man in the dress at the counter will look up your social credit score in deciding how much bread you will get...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2021 09:52 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: banana Dream
You're Honda will remain 8 yrs old forever?
You have some gift I tell you!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 09:52 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 09:49 AM (RHGPo)
Oh, Chinese slaves are only going to get half a gruel ration tonight.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:52 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (axyOa)
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Go to lowes and get a few food grade five gallon buckets and associated lids with the o-ring.
Fill up with rice, beans, oats, etc. Pick up some canned milk and some powdered milk.
Spend the $300 saved on ammo.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:53 AM (XTk1T)
Posted by: NASCAR at May 11, 2021 09:53 AM (4I/2K)
This is one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (lmikk)
Isn't that the one that lit on fire every time Top Gear tested it?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 11, 2021 09:53 AM (I7+8f)
Posted by: Buzzion
Queen Isabella referred to Cristoforo Columbo as "Paolo"
Posted by: Miklos, thinking that explains a lot at May 11, 2021 09:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:44 AM (lmikk)
There was a Sharp Edge school of design in British cars, circa WWII:
search Triumph Mayflower
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:54 AM (HMDas)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:50 AM (XTk1T)
I'm going to tell you something scary.
According to the FiB and DHS, the appropriate way to combat ransomware is to isolate a system of backups. That is, airgap, no network connectivity. A vault.
I know for a fact that companies routinely refuse to spend the dollars to do this and figure that paying the ransom is cheaper.
Seriously doubt Colonial had a cybervault back up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:54 AM (4fSQf)
Heck, it could all be fake news, anyways, and we'd be lining up to get gas at $6/gal. That's how TV works.
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 09:54 AM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 11, 2021 09:53 AM (I7+8f)
News is entertainment now, remember......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Looks over at my car with over 100 runs in the quarter and no bent pushrods... .. hum...
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2021 09:44 AM (53oGX)
*not the stock pushrods
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Boost should not bend pushrods... it's revs that will... [pats rev limiter]
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2021 09:55 AM (53oGX)
Emphasis mine. You see that? The problem is unsolvable by their own standards - provide data, withhold data, it doesn't matter. They are simply and bluntly calling for an *absence* of data in public discourse, leaving only conclusions handed down to avoid "powerful and horrifying ends" that oppose their orthodoxy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:56 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2021 09:56 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt
Small price to pay for cool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 09:56 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 09:56 AM (YA914)
Also regarding the influence of propaganda, our dogshit enemedia is Exhibit A of a current case study.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:56 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 09:56 AM (o89XP)
Boost should not bend pushrods... it's revs that will... [pats rev limiter]
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2021 09:55 AM (53oGX)
But connecting rods, on the other hand.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
According to the FiB and DHS, the appropriate way to combat ransomware is to isolate a system of backups. That is, airgap, no network connectivity. A vault.
I know for a fact that companies routinely refuse to spend the dollars to do this and figure that paying the ransom is cheaper.
Seriously doubt Colonial had a cybervault back up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:54 AM (4fSQf)
***
I suspect a straight line could be drawn directly from the Democrats/Fauci COVID panic to the network being easily accessible online so that people could work from home.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:57 AM (XTk1T)
Small price to pay for cool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 09:56 AM (VVEnO)
That's what they said about Testla's as they continue to light people's houses on fire.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
You have some gift I tell you!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 09:52 AM (Rvt8
Well, almost. I wanted the lowest cost to maintain vehicle. It rates there at the top. It has a drive chain, not a belt, and no extra gizmos in the version I got. It's never going to be great. But it should satisfactorily get me from A to B in the same moderately successful manner forever.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 09:57 AM (bYTQR)
Come to think of it, Jimmy Carter had SkyLab crashing to Earth, too.
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 09:57 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 09:57 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 09:57 AM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:54 AM (HMDas)
I prefer the Spitfire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:57 AM (lmikk)
BLM: to achieve equality, recognize black superiority
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 09:57 AM (VVEnO)
Well, one of them was right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2021 09:58 AM (lmikk)
HS buddy had one, it always seemed to be going faster than they actually could.
Posted by: IP at May 11, 2021 09:59 AM (w9UC1)
Columbus was going on so China and India were closer that way than thought that he eventually suckered the Spanish crowns into trying.
Posted by: Buzzion
Queen Isabella referred to Cristoforo Columbo as "Paolo"
Posted by: Miklos, thinking that explains a lot at May 11, 2021 09:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Hyperthetical, masturbating, son of a bitch...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2021 09:59 AM (n+4am)
Huawei's ability to eavesdrop on Dutch mobile users is a wake-up call for the telecoms industry
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2021 09:59 AM (RHGPo)
Heaven forfend that the CEO miss his multi-million-dollar bonus this quarter.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 10:00 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Your Friendly Mechanic with bills to pay at May 11, 2021 10:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2021 10:00 AM (o89XP)
Boost should not bend pushrods... it's revs that will... [pats rev limiter]
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2021 09:55 AM (53oGX)
But connecting rods, on the other hand.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 11, 2021 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Sure.. crank as well.. but it'd be the same with any motor including the VW 4 cyl. Except, if I wanted too.. I could by 5-6 junkyard LS motors and have them ready to roll for the price of a single VW motor.. Which was my point... they are everywhere, and being a staple in fleet vehicles for a couple decades parts are cheap and plentiful.
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2021 10:00 AM (53oGX)
suggestions. So far Emergency Essentials seems to have the best costs
and ratings.
talk to your local mormons. we've been obsessed with this issue for ages and have infrastructure to make food storage. i'm pretty certain that the church-run food storage stores are willing to sell to heathen non-mormons (a heathen non-mormon is just a mormon waiting to happen, you see).
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 11, 2021 10:00 AM (v3pYe)
I dont really care either way. I just though the reaction was funny.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 11, 2021 09:48 AM (I7+8f)
For their own good, they should know how to drive stick. You never know, they might find themselves in some dire situation, and have to unass the zone post-haste, and the only working vehicle is a '68 Chevy half-ton with a 4 speed.
Likewise, they should know how to safely operate a firearm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 10:01 AM (HMDas)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 10:01 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 10:01 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2021 10:01 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2021 09:19 AM
There's a world-class clinic. Before the MoMe. In Texas.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2021 10:01 AM (DMUuz)
My kid (who is an adult now) told me this morning...I thought you were silly putting in solar panels, a generator when we already had utilities, a water well when we had city water, and a garden. How did you know everything was going to get expensive?
My reply was....Always bet on the "gummit" to lie to you and to screw you. You'll win every time.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 11, 2021 10:01 AM (cCxiu)
https://tinyurl.com/9z6vet9t
Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2021 09:14 AM (6Ljzq)
Has she started the candle factories yet? Can't wait for shots of
Michigan at space at night to look like North Korea as she is clearly
wants it to be. At least you'll see the Detroit fires more clearly.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 09:21 AM (Ojki1)
This has been in the works for a while. I find it interesting that Whitmer and the hackers appear to be coordinated.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2021 10:01 AM (BMmaB)
Heaven forfend that the CEO miss his multi-million-dollar bonus this quarter.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 11, 2021 10:00 AM (HaL55)
Yup. It's mind boggling. A massive ransom attack is a resume generating event for any CIO.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 10:01 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2021 09:59 AM
Please, the Paolo has no need for this...
Posted by: Paolo at May 11, 2021 10:02 AM (dkvcO)
#TeachersAreHeroes!
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2021 10:02 AM (Ojki1)
isn't whether Goldhagen was right or wrong, but the *reaction* to
Goldhagen using equivalent source material to draw different
conclusions. This just isn't done against the current of academic
preferences. My professor's actual unbridled rage at Goldhagen for
having the temerity to question an issue that was appropriately and
adequately settled really stood out to me. It is an attitude that is
insanely dangerous and I recognized it as such, though I didn't have the
ability to fully synthesize the thought at that point (to my lasting
chagrin - I lament not knowing how to call her on it).
That insanity is now becoming the norm everywhere.Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2021 09:29 AM (Jsjd7)
Hmm . . . thesis, antithesis, . . . .
Posted by: Hegel at May 11, 2021 10:03 AM (BMmaB)
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That's an exaggeration. His argument was that German culture, even prior to Hitler, was "eliminationist"; i.e., that little to no thought was given to assimilation or coexistence. The pre-final solutions included conversion, emigration etc. but always that we will get rid of them. There was no suggestion that Germans had an evil gene. (That exists only in Clintons.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 11, 2021 10:06 AM (VVEnO)
Oh, so they were responsible for global warming!!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 11, 2021 10:08 AM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 10:08 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 11, 2021 10:09 AM (XTk1T)
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