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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | David French Goes There: "The GOP Has a Grassroots Problem"In other words: The problem with the GOP is GOP voters. After the uprising of the 17th of JuneGOP voters have forfeited the confidence of the Conservative, Inc. grifter class that misleads, deludes, and perverts it. We will have to double our work quotas to regain the confidence of David French and his oligarch backers! By the way, on Wednesday or Thursday, Steven Hayes appeared on his college roommate Bret Baier's show to gang up, 3-1, with Harold Ford Jr. against Mollie Hemingway in defending FaceBook's right to ban Trump forever. Steven Hayes failed to disclose that The Dispatch has a financial relationship with FaceBook. I do not expect his college roommate Bret Baier to make this disclosure on his behalf. Today David French also defends FaceBook to the utmost -- also "forgetting" to note that The Dispatch has a financial relationship with FaceBook.
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Speaking of motherfuckers
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2021 02:08 PM (kTF2Z) 2
What a fucking hero.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:08 PM (lmikk) 3
I'll get em
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 02:08 PM (Cxk7w) 4
I don't care who you are, that's FUNNY
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2021 02:08 PM (j9HX3) 5
Pardon me, birthingpersonfucker
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2021 02:08 PM (kTF2Z) 6
Odd Davey I am a Republican, are you you catamite?
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 02:08 PM (Lzpvj) 7
Assroots: French's wife on Australian vacation??
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 02:09 PM (UHVv4) 8
Otters called
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2021 02:09 PM (kTF2Z) 9
I can't be the only one wondering why the fuck I ever read a fucking thing that that fucking moron Jim Geraghty ever wrote.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:09 PM (lmikk) 10
Don't worry David, the GoPe won't have much of a grassroots problem going forward.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 02:09 PM (Ojki1) 11
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:10 PM (Zz0t1) 12
The GOP has a Grassroots problem. Posted by: The Bullshit Generator at May 07, 2021 02:10 PM (vypIe) 13
Go fuck your birthing person French.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:10 PM (lmikk) 14
Yeah, no. The problem the GOP has is that NeverTrump crowd and the GOPe are stinking up the place.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 02:10 PM (Ez6QX) 15
"I hate the base."
It's nice to actually hear it. Now, don't be offended as we tell you to fuck off and run for president on Bill Kristol's money. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:10 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: fringe at May 07, 2021 02:11 PM (EDhgd) 17
David French is a birthing person.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) 18
As PDT said, they do not just HATE me, they HATE YOU!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2021 02:11 PM (yrol0) 19
You know what enables all of this? Electricity. When the electricity goes out, so does the opportunity to engage in frivolity. When the epitome of technology is a mechanical, muscle-powered device, those who can, eat, and those who can't, don't eat.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 02:12 PM (KAi1n) 20
Grassroots problem? How about 100,000 go to a rally, get called racists and hunted by the FBI for Insurrection?
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 02:12 PM (Cxk7w) 21
Republican GOPe hit piece on Governor DeSantis proves they hate the base, but loves the other guy in Tallahassee, The Rick. It stinks.
Posted by: EveR at May 07, 2021 02:12 PM (ZZDMQ) 22
I think it's obvious to any sentient being that Davey French is the fucking mistake in this whole equation.
Eat a bag of dicks asshole. Then, eat the bag. Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2021 02:13 PM (hD3bB) 23
If anyone knows anyone who is a "member" of this oligarch's PR operation, please send me the full article.
------- You're talking about The Dispatch, right? Do they actually have members? Huh. Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 02:13 PM (wyw4S) 24
The Perdue pharma stuff is interesting. Makes sense considering the omnipresence of the opioid crisis stories. Hell Justified as a series is kind of based on it. (Although you can take the story and easily transfer to some other form of crime and it would still work fine.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:13 PM (lmikk) 25
"By the way, on Wednesday or Thursday, Steven Hayes appeared on his college roommate Bret Baier's show to gang up, 3-1, with Harold Ford Jr. against Mollie Hemingway in defending FaceBook's right to ban Trump forever.
Steven Hayes failed to disclose that The Dispatch has a financial relationship with FaceBook. I do not expect his college roommate Bret Baier to make this disclosure on his behalf. Today David French also defends FaceBook to the utmost -- also "forgetting" to note that The Dispatch has a financial relationship with FaceBook. " Not to worry, nobody reads the Dispatch or the Bulwark the TP Journal or whatever publication French writes for now. He gets for readers from an Ace post. Posted by: dirtydave at May 07, 2021 02:13 PM (ddIlH) 26
I've been warning you all for months about the newest Big Lie Narrative that is gaining ground: "Christians, Particularly White Male Christians, Are The Biggest Threat To Our Democracy." The federal govt is using this Lie as a basis for their fake investigations into normal Americans. And it's not just fake Christian, fake conservative David French who has been assigned to push this Big Lie, but now they the fake Christian ex-president Bush doing it. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:13 PM (vypIe) 27
Most of our reps are scams too
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 02:14 PM (ONvIw) 28
yes, they have no idea what life will be like without things like electricity. But they won't have to worry about things like their pronouns any more
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 07, 2021 02:14 PM (5HBd1) 29
Watch this, folks are still gonna insist working from within the GOP is the solution.
Learning curve shouldn't be a saw wave, folks. Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 07, 2021 02:14 PM (OUMaO) 30
As PDT said, they do not just HATE me, they HATE YOU!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2021 02:11 PM (yrol0) This is the most important thing he's said. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:15 PM (y7DUB) 31
26 don't forget me . The evangicals are trying to turn this into a Jesusocracy
Posted by: Rachel Mikvah at May 07, 2021 02:15 PM (ONvIw) 32
David French is a birthing person.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) ------ Please to not be insulting us actual birthing peeps. Many thanks. Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 02:15 PM (wyw4S) 33
Beltway Bootlicks and Acela Corridor Courtesans aren't elite.
They're sociopaths who worship power and control. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2021 02:15 PM (nI1Kq) 34
Pundit incest is best.
Posted by: klaftern at May 07, 2021 02:16 PM (RuIsu) 35
We hated the Grassroots too!
Posted by: The Young Rascals at May 07, 2021 02:16 PM (819Go) 36
The GOPe needs to vote in another base. Let's see, who is naturally conservative? Big Families! We must have an open southern border. And, and boatloads of Middle-Easterners too, but not the ME Christians.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at May 07, 2021 02:16 PM (YwPJG) 37
Say goodbye to any thought of a presidential posting privilege. Say hello to heightened scrutiny. That's the legacy of January 6th
---- If you fucking deplorables had just been good FB wouldn't have had to smack you. Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 07, 2021 02:16 PM (JtZvk) 38
Yeah, I remember back in the late 90s when people were pushing the message that OC would reduce dependence, due to it's "time-release coating." I remember it because my buddy was fucking a big fat ugly pharmacist so we could get lots of it and make money from the junkies. We were never, ever so dishonest as to pretend that was a real thing that was true. Since I went to school and moved into the legit business sector after that, I didn't know they were still pushing that stupid, laughable lie. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 02:16 PM (Uh2oA) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 02:16 PM (R/m4+) 40
Related to this: "Republicans" released a giant pile of oppo research on Ron DeSantis. The major complaint is that he doesn't listen to political operatives (grifters). LOLOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2021 02:17 PM (ZGrMX) 41
I've been warning you all for months about the newest Big Lie Narrative that is gaining ground: "Christians, Particularly White Male Christians, Are The Biggest Threat To Our Democracy."
Sooth this one is true tho! if you think of it this way: "Christians, particularly male ones, are the biggest threat to OUR THING." it's a mafia, big gov Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2021 02:17 PM (j9HX3) 42
David French is actually correct on this one.
Bear with me. The GOP has a massive grass roots problem. It's a huge problem, at a nearly unthinkable scale. The grass roots of the GOP - that is, what we used to call "the base" in the Before Times - has nothing in common with GOP leadership. Not only is there nothing in common, the GOP leadership actually viscerally *hates* its base. The GOP really does have a grass roots problem, in that the leadership hates and wants to destroy its grass roots, replacing them with someone else's. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 02:17 PM (Jsjd7) 43
[David you're] Having my Baby.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 07, 2021 02:17 PM (K3B2k) 44
There is simply no way for frauds like French and the rest to hide their subterfuge and affiliations anymore. Their intellectual dishonesty is what reveals them. They are so out of step with the party voters, and tone-deaf enough to think the problem is "thee" not "we". Voters know that for years the GOP and inbred stalwarts like these have over promised and under delivered. EVER. DAMN. TIME. Please tell me when the pre Trump GOP delivered anything substantive for the voters? Do they really believe people want to go back to the days of people like French and Goldberg blowing corporate smoke and Democrat taint up their asses? We've been there guys, and we're not picking up the soap anymore. David French better ask for a raise from Facebook so he can continue to import that tribe of African Children. Because nobody else is buying this bullshit.
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at May 07, 2021 02:17 PM (VpIIl) 45
I wonder if French writes a column and, as he reviews what he's written, realizes that it's not just nonsensical, but that it would all fit in the mouth of a bad guy from his precious Marvel universe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:17 PM (LvTSG) 46
Das Putsch
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 02:18 PM (UHVv4) 47
Nobody knows the GOP base like *Mona Charen* !!!
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2021 02:18 PM (i7Q7S) 48
The only problem with the grassroots is the parasitic crabgrass class French represents.
Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 02:19 PM (xEIoY) 49
I've been warning you guys about this since 1905.FFS
Posted by: H.L. Menken at May 07, 2021 02:19 PM (K3B2k) 50
@DavidAFrench
In @TIME I take a look at the implications of the Facebook Oversight Board's decision. Say goodbye to any thought of a presidential posting privilege. Say hello to heightened scrutiny. That's the legacy of January 6th: ++++ What. An. Asshole. This isn't the "legacy of January 6th," David. But you knew that. This is the legacy of deep-seated corruption and alignment of massive anti-competitive monopolies with the state. But you knew that. Blow it out your ass, birthingpersonfucker. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 02:19 PM (Jsjd7) 51
You know what enables all of this? Electricity. When the electricity goes out, so does the opportunity to engage in frivolity.
No, You're close. What has enabled the nonsense is phony balogna US confetti-bucks. When "money" is not tied to some kind of standard, there is no defined unit of account and they can conjure up money out of thin air. As an aside, they can save the markets, or they can save the dollar. They can't save both. What happens when the dollar shits the bed, it will be like nothing ever seen, will be talked about for centuries, I expect. "Nobody could see this coming" I'm sure. Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2021 02:19 PM (hD3bB) 52
I'm a little slow, but it smells like David French just shit his pants.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 02:19 PM (2goRJ) 53
Eat a bag of dicks asshole. Then, eat the bag.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2021 02:13 PM (hD3bB) ---- If I eat the bag with the dicks, is it a sandwich? Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 07, 2021 02:19 PM (JtZvk) 54
We really need to bring back Tar Feathers and Rail
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 02:20 PM (X452/) 55
Please to not be insulting us actual birthing peeps. Many thanks.
Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 02:15 PM Happy Birthing Peeps' Day, bluebell! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2021 02:20 PM (m+jkK) 56
"Steven Hayes, Rich Lowry, Jonah Goldberg, David French all advertise what their "reach" is, to get corporate interests to fund them."
And this, in short, is also the story of Frank Luntz. Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2021 02:20 PM (mdjgu) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2021 02:20 PM (uJ7Pe) 58
It does have a grassroots problem. We all hate them.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 07, 2021 02:20 PM (vaVoJ) 59
I can't wait for the day when my genderless spawn person mentions me in an email to a donor that says "Be sure to include 10% for the Big Birthing Person"
Posted by: David Frenchie at May 07, 2021 02:20 PM (FPuSC) 60
45 I wonder if French writes a column and, as he reviews what he's written, realizes that it's not just nonsensical, but that it would all fit in the mouth of a bad guy from his precious Marvel universe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:17 PM (LvTSG) I'd bet that xhr would see it as part of the kink and it get xhr off almost as watching xhr partner get plowed by a real man. Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 02:20 PM (Ojki1) 61
And Fox can continue to burn is a chemical waste dumpster fire. IDGAF how many ex Trump people they hire. Until shit birds like Chris Wallace and Bret Baier are gone, and they keep trying to slip the salami in like this, I ain't watching. I would rather light myself on fire.
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at May 07, 2021 02:20 PM (VpIIl) 62
National Review just sent me a glossy fundraiser.
NR didn't see the irony in writing that "every organization that is not explicitly right-wing will, over time, become left-wing." Hey, folks, get a mirror. Posted by: JM in Florida at May 07, 2021 02:20 PM (HCeRP) 63
Thank you, RMBS!
Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 02:20 PM (wyw4S) 64
57 @DavidAFrench
In @TIME I take a look Stop right there. Was the Daily Worker unavailable? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2021 02:20 PM (uJ7Pe) ======== He just had a very favorable phone call with Jacobin, the real conservative periodical. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:21 PM (LvTSG) 65
there's no way I'm giving them my credit card information. They'd dox me within the hour.
ace, you're too young to be so paranoid. No one would associate an account name of "Ace O'Spades" with you. Which is not to say you aren't a marketable influencer. I can think of several products that likely would love to have you as an endorser. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 02:21 PM (DMUuz) 66
I can't be the only one wondering why the fuck I ever read a fucking thing that that fucking moron Jim Geraghty ever wrote.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:09 PM (lmikk) When Mittens was running for president, NR had a bash in Boston at (late lamented) Doyle's Pub in Jamaica Plain. Geraghty was there, as was Ponnuru, Goldberg and the rest of the "thinking elite." I actually bought Geraghty and Goldberg drinks. Had I known what was coming, I would have cut all of their booze half-and-half with Visine. As I said the other day to a rabid left-winger who agreed with me, whether you loved or hated Teh Donald, he stripped the masks off our overlords as no one else could. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 02:21 PM (2JVJo) Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:21 PM (lmikk) 68
And look at the picture of the guy they show with the article.
Looks like Cousin-fucking cousin Clem Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 02:21 PM (HrMC1) 69
Which is not to say you aren't a marketable influencer. I can think of several products that likely would love to have you as an endorser.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 02:21 PM (DMUuz) Kaboom cereal? Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 02:22 PM (xfb67) 70
Did Nazi Germany have a daily "newspaper?"
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 02:22 PM (xopIz) 71
"Christians, particularly male ones, are the biggest threat to OUR THING." it's a mafia, big gov Posted by: BlackOrchid You're right, of course. They are demons and Satanists, after all. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:22 PM (vypIe) 72
And they never get called on it, because they have constructed a protective bubble for themselves in which the only critics they will even consider responding to are those also on the corporate PR grift, and therefore, those who themselves have a monetary interest in keeping this subject off-limits.
++++ They are neither creative nor powerful enough to have constructed this. It exists, but they didn't build it. They merely profit from it. This structure - the protective bubble that elevates them while freezing out anyone who questions them - was built for them and is maintained by external forces. Who are those forces? The organizations you mentioned and more to boot. This is just good old-fashioned official opposition. They are paid by the enemy and protected by the enemy so they produce content that pretends to be opposed to the enemy and create diversions while the enemy runs roughshod over anything it pleases. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 02:22 PM (Jsjd7) 73
66 As I said the other day to a rabid left-winger who agreed with me, whether you loved or hated Teh Donald, he stripped the masks off our overlords as no one else could.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 02:21 PM (2JVJo) ========= Some day the rabid left will realize that the only party that's had a breakthrough in terms of corporate hold on party organization was Republicans through Donald Trump. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (LvTSG) 74
I am totally disgusted with Birthing Persons Farding in public. Joe Biden should do something about this NOW !
Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (OBw54) 75
>>Eat a bag of dicks asshole.
Come home to the taste of Freedom. Come home, to Dick's Brand Assholes. Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (X452/) 76
Someone give Joe Mannix ( not the cop) a cigar
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (Cxk7w) 77
How the hell did people like French and Goldberg gain any credibility in the first place with Republican voters? They have always preached things antithetical to party principles and they are not terribly smart, insightful or intellectual. They're like the second string at a mentally challenged watermelon toss.
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (VpIIl) 78
Well, they are free to leave us.
Pretty sure not a one of us would be upset if they left the party. Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (5p7BC) 79
Nobody knows the GOP base like *Mona Charen* !!!
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2021 02:18 PM (i7Q7S) Funny how all the cuntry clubbers were all in high dudgeon about Sarah Palin and her lack of sophistication before Drumpf and MEAN TWEETS. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (y7DUB) 80
The major complaint is that he doesn't listen to political operatives (grifters). LOLOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2021 02:17 PM (ZGrMX) Are they *trying* to get us to like him more? Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (uEbPt) 81
Birthing peeps are what produce those yellow marshmallow thingies around Easter time, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (DMUuz) 82
"Nobody could see this coming" I'm sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2021 02:19 PM (hD3bB) I'd bet on "All the signs were obvious, but they somehow missed them at the time" myself. Though given the dollar will be worth less than a Ruble I'm not sure what I'd bet with. Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (Ojki1) 83
Got my KungFlu (Moderna) shot yesterday my God I feel terrible, fever chills and extreme fatigue
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (HoBba) 84
67 A black Red Sonja. Huh.
But I like redheads. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:21 PM (lmikk) ========== The woman starring in the live action remake of The Little Mermaid is black. Hollywood is either in complete enthrall to black activists or they're fucking with white movie fans on purpose. Or both. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (LvTSG) 85
I thought they had already got a new voter base, the democrats.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2021 02:24 PM (pw+jk) 86
"The more he talked about his sacred honor, the faster we counted the spoons." This was written when the spoons were made of silver.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 02:24 PM (xopIz) 87
It goes without saying that I would buy Ace-certified shelving.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 02:24 PM (uEbPt) 88
Hollywood is either in complete enthrall to black activists or they're fucking with white movie fans on purpose. Or both.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM Embrace the healing power of "and". Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (m+jkK) 89
I'm so sick of hearing about January 6th.
Outside of Ashlie Babbit getting liquidated and that officer dying of a stroke the next day, it was a big fat nothing burger, a phony psy-OP just like "Unite the Rite" in Charlottesville. Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (HrMC1) 90
That crew combined couldn't beat Molly at checkers. It's like the Retarded Three Stooges versus the Mensa Club.
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (VpIIl) Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (X452/) 92
Maybe when all is said and done these ConInc shit weasels can find a new audience. Other than their coworkers, same sex squeeze's and Democrats. They've rapidly hit Brian Cates territory in shear stupidity.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (3H9h1) 93
Did Nazi Germany have a daily "newspaper?"
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict Yes, the Völkischer Beobachter. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (nI1Kq) 94
Related to this: "Republicans" released a giant pile of oppo research on Ron DeSantis. The major complaint is that he doesn't listen to political operatives (grifters). LOLOL. Posted by: Ian S And I'll bet my left nut if we scratch deep enough, we'll find nikki haley's people are behind this. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (vypIe) 95
Mary Queen of Scots also played by a black woman
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (HoBba) 96
83 Got my KungFlu (Moderna) shot yesterday my God I feel terrible, fever chills and extreme fatigue
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (HoBba) Yeah, that day after sucks. For me I felt better the next day and then mild fatigue and headaches for about a week. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (xfb67) 97
When their commie billionaire overlords inevitably cut the NTs off from the gravy train once they've outlived their usefulness, I'm totes not gonna laugh. Totes. Honest. Stop looking at me in that tone of voice. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2021 02:26 PM (n+4am) 98
Some day the rabid left will realize that the only party that's had a breakthrough in terms of corporate hold on party organization was Republicans through Donald Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (LvTSG) Glenn Greenwald says "Hi!" Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 02:26 PM (HrMC1) 99
Is this the Butt Pirate grifter or am I thinking another butt pirate grifter?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2021 02:26 PM (pw+jk) 100
"Well, they are free to leave us.
Pretty sure not a one of us would be upset if they left the party. Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (5p7BC)" You want to know who should form a third-party? Them. They can call it Democrats-Lite for Sale. Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at May 07, 2021 02:26 PM (VpIIl) 101
The woman starring in the live action remake of The Little Mermaid is black.
Hollywood is either in complete enthrall to black activists or they're fucking with white movie fans on purpose. Or both. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (LvTSG) Maybe they hate redheads? I am available to comfort Karen Gillian in her distress over this. Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 02:26 PM (Ojki1) 102
Ace pickle juice beverages.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 02:26 PM (xfb67) 103
The GOP "plan" is to lose the midterms, and then nominate a Sure Loser for '24. Also, part of the GOP "plan" is to join Democrats and oppose any election reform in all states. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:27 PM (vypIe) 104
94
Related to this: "Republicans" released a giant pile of oppo research on Ron DeSantis. The major complaint is that he doesn't listen to political operatives (grifters). LOLOL. Posted by: Ian S And I'll bet my left nut if we scratch deep enough, we'll find nikki haley's people are behind this. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (vypIe) ========= With Trump's pseudo-endorsement of DeSantis, the rest should know that there's no stopping him. I hope the GOPe wastes hundreds of millions of donor dollars trying to prevent the inevitable and failing. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:27 PM (LvTSG) 105
What would French know about the grassroots apart from whatever CNN tells him? It's not like he's one of us.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 02:27 PM (H5knJ) 106
If the roots are strong, there will be growth in the Spring.
If the grassroots are dead, you will have a barren patch of soil. Posted by: Chauncey Gardner at May 07, 2021 02:27 PM (vcOmj) 107
@77
Operation Mockingbird. The CIA runs the media, and the CIA puts up it's people as so learned and influential--and repeats a million times to reinforce it. Nowadays its pretty easy to spot it a mile away. Look for fawning media coverage of an "established" journalist who you never heard of before. Posted by: artemis at May 07, 2021 02:27 PM (AwPyG) 108
47 Nobody knows the GOP base like *Mona Charen* !!!
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2021 02:18 PM (i7Q7S) I remember reading an article around the republican convention in 2000. Linked off Drudge. Was by Greenburg or Greenfield? Cannot remember the name specifically. He was decrying the manufactured nature of the nomination that year and how Bush II did not evoke passion or fervor in anyone and was essentially a completely manufactured candidate. He mentioned by contrast the opposite of that. How Reagan reminded us who we were. Affirmed what we believed. Spoke what we wanted to say. I remember getting a thrill while reading that, because it rang true to me. The thing is, Charen, Noonan, French, Goldberg or any of these assholes have been eating out on Reagan's name for the past 40 years. They mention him in an article and immediately that article resonates with Reagan people. Look how often they showed Regan videos at republican conventions. I do not apologize for loving Reagan. I am pissed these asshats used his memory as fodder for their shitty policies since he left. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:28 PM (lmikk) 109
David French. What a guy. I really don't even resent this douche anymore, because literally everyone outside of the bubble knows he's a fraud, since #NeverTrump *stifles laughter* endorsed him for the fucking Presidency back in 2016. The only people still willing to be defrauded by David French are the jackoffs who pay him. Let them have at it. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 02:28 PM (Uh2oA) 110
And I'll bet my left nut if we scratch deep enough, we'll find nikki haley's people are behind this.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (vypIe) The current popular view is that it was the Lincoln Project folks behind it. They need a new target to keep the grift going. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 02:28 PM (jOcSX) 111
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The GOP "plan" is to lose the midterms, and then nominate a Sure Loser for '24. Also, part of the GOP "plan" is to join Democrats and oppose any election reform in all states. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:27 PM (vypIe) Nah, the GOP thinks they have 2022 in the bag. They are playing prevent defense now Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 02:28 PM (HrMC1) 112
French and Tapper were CIA trained, for example.
Posted by: artemis at May 07, 2021 02:28 PM (AwPyG) 113
I see David has written something that tells us how revolting we peasant are.
And I thought Mel Brooks' caricature of King Louis was just that. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 02:28 PM (2SdPm) 114
Nowadays its pretty easy to spot it a mile away. Look for fawning media coverage of an "established" journalist who you never heard of before.
Posted by: artemis at May 07, 2021 02:27 PM (AwPyG) This is about me, isn't it. Posted by: Yamiche Alcindor at May 07, 2021 02:28 PM (PiwSw) 115
Is this the Butt Pirate grifter or am I thinking another butt pirate grifter?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious Are you....Raphael? Posted by: Chauncey Gardner at May 07, 2021 02:28 PM (vcOmj) 116
Did Nazi Germany have a daily "newspaper?"
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 02:22 PM (xopIz) Several. The Volkischer Beobachter was the "official" party paper. Der Sturmer was the rabid Jew-hating paper put out by Julius Streicher. Der Angriff was Goebbels' baby. And there were other papers which had existed before the 1933 takeover, but all papers in Nazi Germany received daily instructions from the Ministry of Propaganda as to what to write, what to ignore and who to denounce. Just like the DNC and MFM today. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 02:28 PM (2JVJo) 117
70 Did Nazi Germany have a daily "newspaper?"
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 02:22 PM (xopIz) Yep. Der Völkischer Beobachter. "The Popular Observer." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2021 02:28 PM (uJ7Pe) 118
It was nice of them to find a regular looking guy for that "grassroots" photo. Also to f*ck with his face a bit to make him even more odd looking.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 02:29 PM (e6I/s) 119
Nah, the GOP thinks they have 2022 in the bag. They are playing prevent defense now
Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 02:28 PM (HrMC1) ------------- Ah yes, the infamous "prevent defense" that prevents winning. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 02:29 PM (2SdPm) 120
Several. The Volkischer Beobachter was the "official" party paper. Der Sturmer was the rabid Jew-hating paper put out by Julius Streicher. Der Angriff was Goebbels' baby.
Missed it by that >< much. Although your answer was much more comprehensive. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2021 02:29 PM (uJ7Pe) 121
Is this the Butt Pirate grifter or am I thinking another butt pirate grifter?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2021 02:26 PM I think you're confusing this crapweasel with THE Rick Wilson. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2021 02:29 PM (m+jkK) 122
What's it cost to watch the Little Mermaid drown?
Posted by: klaftern at May 07, 2021 02:30 PM (RuIsu) 123
Nah, the GOP thinks they have 2022 in the bag. They are playing prevent defense now
Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 02:28 PM (HrMC1) Cause prevent defense is a sure winning strategy. Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 02:30 PM (Ojki1) 124
118 It was nice of them to find a regular looking guy for that "grassroots" photo. Also to f*ck with his face a bit to make him even more odd looking.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 02:29 PM (e6I/s) They hate the Constitution makes that guy's vote equal to theirs. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 02:30 PM (xfb67) 125
89 I'm so sick of hearing about January 6th.
Outside of Ashlie Babbit getting liquidated and that officer dying of a stroke the next day, it was a big fat nothing burger, a phony psy-OP just like "Unite the Rite" in Charlottesville. Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (HrMC1) === How DARE you! Jan 6th was WORSE than both World Wars combined! The worst attack on democracy in world history! Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 02:30 PM (FPuSC) 126
I need to stop reading posts about David French. He flat out infuriates me.
And it's not like the Bible needs any more umprecatory psalms. What a worthless child he is. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 02:30 PM (cSyAR) 127
Ryan Long's funny video about the Bullshit Narrative Generator was way too close to the truth. It's not even funny anymore, to see these fake news fake article titles churned out by these propagandists every two days. ___ has ____ problem. Fill in the first blank with your Target; fill in the second blank with your fake complaint, e.g., diversity, racism, etc. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (vypIe) 128
Ah yes, the infamous "prevent defense" that prevents winning.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 02:29 PM (2SdPm) It prevents the other team from kicking afield goal, while marching down the field for a game-winning touchdown. Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (HrMC1) 129
OT: is there a more legitimacy-inspiring phrase than "according to Ancient Astronaut theorists"?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (PiwSw) 130
The GOPe has believed that the Republican voters are the problem since at least GW Bush's first term as evidenced by his knee-jerk reaction to the 9-11 terrorist attacks. The fact that Bush was more concerned with his "ignorant, hillbilly, redneck" supporters retaliating blindly against any and all Islamics in America while calling Islam a "religion of peace" tells you everything you need to know about the Republican establishment. They despise us....they really despise us.
Posted by: JT at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (frfx6) 131
It keeps me up nights knowing that I have disappointed David French. Eats at me, you know? How will I make it through another long, lonely night thinking of his disapproval?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (KZzsI) 132
When I was in the UK a few years ago, on the radio they were interviewing a black woman who was playing Henery V. They had her do the St. Crispin's Day speech. Words cannot describe what an atrocity that was.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (6PlZp) 133
Ah yes, the infamous "prevent defense" that prevents winning.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 02:29 PM (2SdPm) Whenever the Saints went prevent D, they would give up 2-3 scores in the 4th quarter. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (xfb67) 134
They hate the Constitution makes that guy's vote equal to theirs.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 02:30 PM (xfb67) Took care of that chief. Posted by: Dominion at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (Ojki1) 135
Lol, Phara, Phrama and Pharam. Ace I hope you're not asked to spell that at the Spelling Bee, jk great post.
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (8k7U7) Posted by: Chauncey Gardner at May 07, 2021 02:32 PM (vcOmj) 137
OT: is there a more legitimacy-inspiring phrase than "according to Ancient Astronaut theorists"?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (PiwSw) -------------- Covered by the last thread: "Birthing Person." Or, perhaps, "Person of Birthing." Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 02:32 PM (2SdPm) 138
They may have gotten Red Neckerson for the photo but he's still smarter and a better American than many of my scotch drinking, Hermčs tie wearing business associates who voted for Dementia Joe because feelz.
Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 02:32 PM (xEIoY) 139
@94
Speaking of which, a blind gossip item said that Harris has been a lot quieter lately, because of an opposition research report. Doesn't seem like they're pushing her forward as much as a month ago. Posted by: artemis at May 07, 2021 02:32 PM (AwPyG) 140
Damn worker bees should shut up and make honey for the queen!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 02:32 PM (VVEnO) 141
This is extremely willowed but an excellent point from the last thread btw.
It's sidebar worthy: ******************** ""Cis" == "Normal" "Trans" == "Deviant" There is a very important reason for this. We used to name the deviant because it stands out from the normal. The normal needn't be named because it's *normal.* So in order to level the playing field and work to erase the distinction between normality and deviance, they renamed all of the normal stuff to classify it on an equal footing. Beyond that, they renamed all of the normal stuff *in the context of* the deviant stuff in what is linguistically a very subtle power move. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (Jsjd7) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 02:32 PM (e6I/s) 142
You can also use: "____ is problematic." "Problematic" is a really hot phrase, right now. It automatically makes the writer Virtuous and Authorative. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:32 PM (vypIe) 143
Whenever the Saints went prevent D, they would give up 2-3 scores in the 4th quarter.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (xfb67) ------------- Funny thing, the Vikings used to do the same. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 02:32 PM (2SdPm) 144
Ace, you're awful hard on grifters, man.
A lot of grifters wouldn't stoop to working for conservative think tanks. Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 02:33 PM (GDQ3B) 145
When they do a movie about the life Governor George Wallace will a Black man play the leading role ??? A Person of Color must play the Governor so that we have equality ? Is that not Correct ??
Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 02:33 PM (OBw54) 146
The peasants are revolting.
Posted by: His Majesty David French at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (1Z8Wl) 147
I think you're confusing this crapweasel with THE Rick Wilson.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2021 02:29 PM (m+jkK) Thanks. You really do need a cast of Butt Pirates and crapweasels to keep the lying fucks straight. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (pw+jk) 148
130 The GOPe has believed that the Republican voters are the problem since at least GW Bush's first term as evidenced by his knee-jerk reaction to the 9-11 terrorist attacks. The fact that Bush was more concerned with his "ignorant, hillbilly, redneck" supporters retaliating blindly against any and all Islamics in America while calling Islam a "religion of peace" tells you everything you need to know about the Republican establishment. They despise us....they really despise us.
Posted by: JT at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (frfx6) They never like us, merely tolerated us but it turned hate when we got Reagan as nominee then president. Hate with the heat of a million suns, and they have been stroking that grudge since. Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (Ojki1) 149
I laugh every time I see French's mug in his Twitter handle. He's got that middle-aged soy-man look down to a tee. Seems like the kind of guy who asks his wife to cook his soy a little longer because it's just too hearty otherwise.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (H5knJ) 150
95 Mary Queen of Scots also played by a black woman
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 07, 2021 02:25 PM (HoBba) She took to Instagram and became Mary Queen of Thots. Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (II3Gr) 151
Stop whining and hand-wringing. Start the "Ex-Republican Party" and secede accordingly. You can vote R at the national level should that be temporarily important to you, but vote X-R at the local and state levels. Or keep whining and wringing hands.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (KAi1n) 152
Doesn't seem like they're pushing her forward as much as a month ago.
Posted by: artemis at May 07, 2021 02:32 PM (AwPyG) ------------ Harris will be pushed forward when they need someone to take the flack intended for Joe. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (2SdPm) 153
I enjoy the thought of James Carville banging his bald head on a brick wall after hearing the Dems latest insanity about birthing people.
Posted by: Ripley at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (MxEKc) 154
America #1 for having the dumbest leader in history
You think I jest? Who? I'm standing right here. Tap tap. Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (o89XP) 155
This is what happens when you regularly ingest your wife's bulls' semen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 07, 2021 02:35 PM (II3Gr) Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 02:35 PM (Jsjd7) 157
"What race is a mermaid? Huh? Dummy."
"What race was the robot that Scarlet Johannson played in Ghost in a Shell that you screamed about a few years ago?" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 02:35 PM (GDQ3B) 159
I hope the GOPe wastes hundreds of millions of donor dollars trying to prevent the inevitable and failing.
----------- DeSantis is a stone cold lock for reelection. His handling of Covid is now legendary and he has complete control of the Florida GOP. Anyone trying to stop him has no choice but to back whatever loser Dem they try to put up against him, and the Dem bench in Florida is pretty thin. Crist can run because he was already governor for 2 terms. Willing to bet someone tries to get John Morgan to run against him. Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 02:35 PM (5p7BC) 160
When they do a movie about the life Governor George Wallace will a Black man play the leading role ???
*** No, it's okay because it will be a Democrat playing a republican because the parties switched sides something something. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 02:35 PM (e6I/s) 161
The author I was trying to think of was Paul Greenberg. He died a month ago (RIP.)
The column I was referencing: https://tinyurl.com/sr4854te Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:35 PM (lmikk) 162
Crist can't
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 02:36 PM (5p7BC) 163
Of course Pharisee French looks at his 30 pieces of silver from Face(s)book and his own smug face as he "pwnes" Drumpf from his tower of feces and either fails or is ignorant of the larger implications of Face(s)book's actions.
What a modest man with much to be modest about! His wife probably says the same of him. Posted by: Thrawn at May 07, 2021 02:36 PM (Enc9Y) 164
145 When they do a movie about the life Governor George Wallace will a Black man play the leading role ??? A Person of Color must play the Governor so that we have equality ? Is that not Correct ??
Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 02:33 PM (OBw54) Well Attack of the Killer Tomatoes did have a Black man disguise himself as Hitler... Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 02:36 PM (Ojki1) 165
159 DeSantis is a stone cold lock for reelection. His handling of Covid is now legendary and he has complete control of the Florida GOP.
Anyone trying to stop him has no choice but to back whatever loser Dem they try to put up against him, and the Dem bench in Florida is pretty thin. Crist can run because he was already governor for 2 terms. Willing to bet someone tries to get John Morgan to run against him. Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 02:35 PM (5p7BC) ========= I was imagining 2024 after DeSantis had cleaned up easily in Florida, proving that those closest to his covid response were extremely happy with it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:36 PM (LvTSG) 166
btw, Bruce Jenner is l-a-m-e. Lame. Don't put any hopes into him. He's already proven to be a horrible politician. If Bruce Jenner was even half decent at politics, he would've already "Clapped Back" at his critics. But Bruce doesn't know how to "clap back." He has no idea how to play The Game. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:36 PM (vypIe) 167
The fact that French .et al hate the "base' is nothing new, it's a variation of the old "town vs. gown' and a million variants that basically boils down to "Rich and/or educated Whites hating Whites Poorer and/ or less educated than they are"
They shill for every minority at the expense of other white people in order to show the minority that they are not racists like those other white people are. Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 02:37 PM (HrMC1) Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 07, 2021 02:37 PM (o6NKx) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2021 02:37 PM (4BMGG) 170
Speaking of which, a blind gossip item said that Harris has been a lot quieter lately, because of an opposition research report.
Doesn't seem like they're pushing her forward as much as a month ago. Posted by: artemis at May 07, 2021 02:32 PM (AwPyG) Her persistent unpopularity is something even the enemedia can't overcome. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:37 PM (y7DUB) 171
@139, Oppo research that would make Kamala blanch? Jebus.
Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 02:37 PM (xEIoY) 172
Odds on when the Fascist power starts eliminating the woke street mobs? Because they will, you know....
Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 02:38 PM (UunC9) 173
Which is not to say you aren't a marketable influencer. I can think of several products that likely would love to have you as an endorser. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 02:21 PM (DMUuz) Hy-Pro Tasty Endor Kibble. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2021 02:38 PM (n+4am) 174
154 America #1 for having the dumbest leader in history
You think I jest? Who? I'm standing right here. Tap tap. Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (o89XP) *avoids eye contact* Posted by: Chamberlain at May 07, 2021 02:38 PM (Ojki1) 175
@139, Oppo research that would make Kamala blanch? Jebus.
Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 02:37 PM (xEIoY) ---------------- Hah! Now that's some funny stuff! Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 02:38 PM (2SdPm) 176
Very much looking forward to the mental gymnastics to be performed when DeSantis runs and the French and Co crew have to find a way to "conserve conservatism by conservatively attacking a conservative AGAIN".
Posted by: Milquetoast mortgage-paying neighbor in flyover country at May 07, 2021 02:38 PM (TPgeI) Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 02:38 PM (2goRJ) 178
You know what enables all of this? Electricity. When the electricity goes out, so does the opportunity to engage in frivolity.
No, You're close. What has enabled the nonsense is phony balogna US confetti-bucks. Posted by: Common Tater No, I'm right. I'm not talking about economic frivolity. I'm talking about all frivolity. Without electricity, there will be neither time nor energy (NPI) to be frivolous (without forcing others to work for you). Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 02:38 PM (KAi1n) 179
Speaking of which, a blind gossip item said that Harris has been a lot quieter lately, because of an opposition research report.
*** You mean the VP who barely came in 4th place in her own state during the presidential primaries? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 02:38 PM (e6I/s) 180
Deplorables, Republicans really are just a bunch of deplorables.
Posted by: David French, sommelier to the stars at May 07, 2021 02:39 PM (uiux8) 181
Grassroots = non college educated White people and White men.
True Cons and NeoCons have made clear they do not want us in their party. Now they are bitching that we have left because money. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 07, 2021 02:39 PM (yM0jp) 182
Missed it by that >
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2021 02:29 PM (uJ7Pe) **shrugs** Nazi Germany (the state, not so much the war) is in my wheelhouse. I think the other day someone asked if anyone has ever written a "Hitler was gay!" book. The answer is yes - Lothar Machtan's The Hidden Hitler: https://tinyurl.com/jrn5raby Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 02:40 PM (2JVJo) 183
Bruce is a naif at politics.... these people are at the mercy of their " experts"....
Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 02:40 PM (UunC9) 184
"Christians, particularly male ones, are the biggest threat to OUR THING."
Yeah. I woke up today thinking that I woke up in Nazi Germany. Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 02:40 PM (xopIz) 185
You think I jest? Who? I'm standing right here. Tap tap.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (o89XP) Hmmm. Nero. Commodus. Or that stupid fey fuck Elagabalus. That's just the Roman examples I can think of off the top of my head. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:40 PM (lmikk) 186
Cannibal Bob doesn't care about the race of a mermaid. He just sees Surf 'n Turf.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 02:40 PM (DMUuz) 187
Alberta Premier Jason Kenney took to social media Tuesday night to deny a Western Standard exclusive story that he told a UCP caucus meeting "I want a new base", saying he was referring to extremists and "tinfoil hat" attendees a weekend rodeo in Bowden.
Kenney said it was "a completely fake story" and went on to tell listeners a story about his 83-old-mother getting death threats and other commenters who threatened to "execute" him. While Kenney denies the story, three UCP MLAs that the Western Standard spoke to on condition of anonymity said that it was true. Kenney used a Sunday virtual caucus meeting to rail against the 'No More Lockdowns Rodeo', which attracted approximately 4,000-5,000 attendees over the weekend. According to the three MLAs, a member of the caucus reminded Kenney that the people who went to the rodeo were "the base" of the UCP's support. "If they are our base, I want a new base," Kenney told the meeting. Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 02:41 PM (RHGPo) 188
Speaking of which, a blind gossip item said that Harris has been a lot
quieter lately, because of an opposition research report. Doesn't seem like they're pushing her forward as much as a month ago. ======================== Did you see the hilarious picture of her getting on a plane and kissing her husband good-by? He never took his mask off. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 02:41 PM (uiux8) 189
@James, it seems to me that in our Harrison Bergeron world, all casting needs to be equal opportunity. If they're real actors, they'll make the audience believe. Tom Hanks as Pippi Longstocking. Denzel Washington as Scarlett O'Hara. Jennifer Lopez as Rhett Butler.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 07, 2021 02:41 PM (6PlZp) 190
130 The GOPe has believed that the Republican voters are the problem since at least GW Bush's first term as evidenced by his knee-jerk reaction to the 9-11 terrorist attacks. The fact that Bush was more concerned with his "ignorant, hillbilly, redneck" supporters retaliating blindly against any and all Islamics in America while calling Islam a "religion of peace" tells you everything you need to know about the Republican establishment. They despise us....they really despise us.
Posted by: JT at May 07, 2021 02:31 PM (frfx6) I remember Rush (RIP) bringing up something Jeb said--I don't remember exactly what, but it was along the line of "We need a new base!" This was around 2014 I believe. That's when I think a light bulb went off in Rush's head and he began to move away from elitism toward populism. Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 02:41 PM (HrMC1) 191
Speaking of which, a blind gossip item said that Harris has been a lot quieter lately, because of an opposition research report.
Doesn't seem like they're pushing her forward as much as a month ago. Posted by: artemis at May 07, 2021 02:32 PM (AwPyG) Early on when she kept being shoved into various roles, I wondered if that wasn't due to her team trying to keep her from being locked out of influence in the admin. It sounds like her opponents may have figured out a way to do so. I wouldn't put it past her to have a string of affairs in DC. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 02:41 PM (jOcSX) 192
182 I think the other day someone asked if anyone has ever written a "Hitler was gay!" book. The answer is yes - Lothar Machtan's The Hidden Hitler:
https://tinyurl.com/jrn5raby Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 02:40 PM (2JVJo) ========== The remake of The Producers turned the "Hitler is a hippie" joke into a "Hitler is gay" joke, and it works pretty well. I can't imagine how the gay community was okay with that, but whatevs. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG) 193
What's that song that goes I think we're alone, now, sung by that mall girl? That's us. We're Alone, Now. It's just Us against Everyone Else. Think 300. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:41 PM (vypIe) 194
America #1 for having the dumbest leader in history
- Biden: listening to commentators this morning "you might think we should be disappointed." - And you thought he was stupid! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 02:42 PM (VVEnO) 195
Crist can't Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 02:36 PM WWCD. What Will Crist Do? He's gonna give up a House seat at a slim chance at Governor. The left will give him a shit-load of money, which he will squander a little, then pocket the rest. Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 07, 2021 02:42 PM (N/gDA) 196
DeSantis is a stone cold lock for reelection. His handling of Covid is now legendary and he has complete control of the Florida GOP.
"That's what will make his loss all the more sweet when we rig the election. The impotent outrage and fury." --Democrats Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI) 197
"If they are our base, I want a new base," Kenney told the meeting.
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 02:41 PM (RHGPo) ======================= those pesky Christians keep trying to use the Gracelife church in Edmonton. He had to fence it off and call SWAT in a few weeks back. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 02:43 PM (uiux8) 198
I Think We're Alone Now is a song from the Olden Days, I believe....
Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 02:43 PM (UunC9) 199
Did you see the hilarious picture of her getting on a plane and kissing her husband good-by?
He never took his mask off. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 02:41 PM (uiux ------------ Considering he knows where that mouth has been, I give him credit for attempting to kiss, mask and all. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 02:43 PM (2SdPm) 200
If Ace and the other COBs here ignored French, et al., what would happen? Seems they're living on reduced rent in his head. Ace, ignore them. Stop giving them traffic and limelight. (I'm not saying to give them the other kind of lime either.) Sometime if you ignore a problem, it does go away.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 02:43 PM (KAi1n) 201
You mean the VP who barely came in 4th place in her own state during the presidential primaries?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 02:38 PM Didn't she bail before she woulda been fourth in her home state? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 02:43 PM (DMUuz) 202
Cause nothing says passion and love like kissing through a cheap fabric mask.
Although, to be fair, that is probably the safest way to kiss Kamala. Maybe this has nothing to do with Chinese Lung AIDS? Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:43 PM (lmikk) 203
He is just bitching like the others because their big tent strategy is failing and hurting their pocketbooks.
They want to win by being better progressives than Democrat progressives. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 07, 2021 02:44 PM (yM0jp) 204
Speaking of which, a blind gossip item said that Harris has been a lot quieter lately, because of an opposition research report.
It's because she's so busy, handling the crisis at the border Joe assigned to her. No time to chat. Posted by: The Bullpatch at May 07, 2021 02:44 PM (h5TKJ) 205
Surrender Monkey French. Paid off to collaborate. Vichy Conservatives.
Posted by: rcocean at May 07, 2021 02:44 PM (evE25) 206
Crist Almighty????
Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 02:44 PM (UunC9) 207
As Joe Mannix said the Base has a GOP problem
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 02:44 PM (Cxk7w) 208
201 You mean the VP who barely came in 4th place in her own state during the presidential primaries?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 02:38 PM Didn't she bail before she woulda been fourth in her home state? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 02:43 PM (DMUuz) ======== Yes. She bailed before a single vote was cast, before the Iowa caucus. Because the New York Times' effort to prop her up as the future of the party that had start A YEAR BEFORE fell flat on its face when Tulsi Gabbard said one thing Kamala hadn't been coached on. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG) 209
Great post. Someone needs to expose these corrupt clowns.
Posted by: rcocean at May 07, 2021 02:44 PM (evE25) 210
Is David French a birthing person?
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 02:44 PM (v0R5T) 211
Wait, the VP allowed herself to come in close personal contact with someone before traveling somewhere else to be around people not in her family?
Did she get a COVID test before and after these instances? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 02:45 PM (e6I/s) 212
The "Folkish Observer" was backstopped financially by the American art-dealer/Munich nepot Ernst "Putzi" Hanfstaengl, until it could find its own feet in the late '20s. Just a fun fact. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 02:45 PM (Uh2oA) 213
Crist has one job, wound DeSantis - find a mark that will stick. If it works and a Dim can beat him, then Crist gets a cabinet seat. His last shot at anything meaningful, from here on he's running for bingo chairman at the rest home.
Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2021 02:45 PM (Xih1H) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 02:45 PM (VVEnO) 215
Ace, if you want to use a credit card without giving your real name, try Privacy.com. It'll let you open virtual credit card numbers for single-use or recurring transactions. The vendor only gets whatever fake name and address you give them.
Posted by: ARLDN at May 07, 2021 02:45 PM (0EPnp) 216
What's that song that goes I think we're alone, now, sung by that mall girl?
That's us. We're Alone, Now. It's just Us against Everyone Else. Think 300. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:41 PM (vypIe) Contra to the mood you were trying to set, I just had 'I think we're alone now' pop into my head. https://tinyurl.com/5cty2tsy Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:45 PM (lmikk) 217
Although, to be fair, that is probably the safest way to kiss Kamala. Maybe this has nothing to do with Chinese Lung AIDS?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:43 PM (lmikk) ++++ The only safe way to kiss Kamala - if, for some reason that I can't fathom you wish to do so - and avoid having to come to terms with the fact that your mouth is coming into contact with the splooge of countless men some more recent than others is to print out a picture of her and kiss that. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 02:45 PM (Jsjd7) 218
David sees the Problem, but has he figured out the Final Solution?
Posted by: Caliban at May 07, 2021 02:45 PM (HgGBT) Posted by: Tennessee Jed at May 07, 2021 02:46 PM (alrWI) 220
He is just bitching like the others because their big tent strategy is failing and hurting their pocketbooks.
They want to win by being better progressives than Democrat progressives. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 07, 2021 02:44 PM (yM0jp) It goes back to what Tucker was saying the other day about Luntz: the conslutant class (misspelling deliberate) has been feeding a line of bullshit to the establishment for years, because it was what they wanted to hear. They wanted to believe that hispanics were "natural conservatives" who would be wooed by the promise of corporate tax breaks and libertarian arguments for a "truce" in the culture war, because the GOP establishment is still very Northeastern WASPy in its culture and mentality. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 02:46 PM (jOcSX) 221
Ace, if you want to use a credit card without giving your real name, try Privacy.com. It'll let you open virtual credit card numbers for single-use or recurring transactions. The vendor only gets whatever fake name and address you give them.
Posted by: ARLDN at May 07, 2021 02:45 PM (0EPnp) ++++ Until they call their tech tyrant buddies and get it correlated. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 02:46 PM (Jsjd7) 222
@190 JoeF.-That might have happened a lot sooner with Rush. Remember right about the time of his drug rehab he mentioned on air being tired of carrying the GOP's water. I remember it well. He was openly tired of obeying Reagans "11th Commandment".
Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2021 02:46 PM (0jZnq) 223
" but all papers in Nazi Germany received daily instructions from the Ministry of Propaganda as to what to write, what to ignore and who to denounce."
So, just like CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, FoxNews, Facebook, Twitter, etc. Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (xopIz) Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (vypIe) 225
Tommy James and the Shondells
Posted by: dartist at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (+ya+t) 226
221 Ace, if you want to use a credit card without giving your real name, try Privacy.com. It'll let you open virtual credit card numbers for single-use or recurring transactions. The vendor only gets whatever fake name and address you give them.
Posted by: ARLDN at May 07, 2021 02:45 PM (0EPnp) ++++ Until they call their tech tyrant buddies and get it correlated. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 02:46 PM (Jsjd7) ========= $5 says it was set up by the FBI from the beginning. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (LvTSG) 227
Although, to be fair, that is probably the safest way to kiss Kamala. Maybe this has nothing to do with Chinese Lung AIDS?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:43 PM (lmikk) ====================== No, it doesn't Posted by: Willie Brown's Mr. Happy at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (uiux8) 228
Is David French a birthing person?
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 02:44 PM I think he gets an assist for participating in the insemination as the third person, but that's about it. Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (N/gDA) 229
Classic example of why I should skim the comments before posting.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (v0R5T) 230
225 Tommy James and the Shondells
Posted by: dartist at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (+ya+t) Exactly. *fistbump* Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (lmikk) 231
If they're real actors, they'll make the audience believe. Tom Hanks as Pippi Longstocking. Denzel Washington as Scarlett O'Hara. Jennifer Lopez as Rhett Butler.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 07, 2021 02:41 PM I'll be Thor. {{{{ Insomniac }}}} Posted by: Lena "Sexy" Dunham at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (DMUuz) 232
139 @94
Speaking of which, a blind gossip item said that Harris has been a lot quieter lately, because of an opposition research report. Doesn't seem like they're pushing her forward as much as a month ago. Posted by: artemis at May 07, 2021 02:32 PM (AwPyG) So, they're stuck with the FICUS. Good. Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM (mdjgu) 233
Best of Breed for Miss Delilah at today's West Texas KC show in Midland. That's her 15th consecutive breed win. Now waiting for the Hound Group. A nice bit of gamesmanship we discovered. The earlier you enter a show, the lower the armband number you get. In Breed competition, the special dogs are usually first in line, then the special bitches, with the lowest armband number first (called catalogue order). By entering the show just after the superintendent accepts entries, we get armband #6, which is the lowest number a female can have. That puts Lila in front of her #BigKennel competition, who can't move out of a paper bag. Delilah looks much better because she can move well and she's not held up by anyone in front of her. Sorry to be a bore, but nowadays any good news is worth the hearing. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM (mht8P) 234
Has French ever said a negative word about the left? Or about fungus brain?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM (cSyAR) 235
Contra to the mood you were trying to set, I just had 'I think we're alone now' pop into my head. https://tinyurl.com/5cty2tsy Posted by: Aetius451AD Classic. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM (vypIe) Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM (NuVOb) 237
If you assholes would only do what you're told by those what know better
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM (sJHOI) 238
225 Tommy James and the Shondells
Posted by: dartist at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (+ya+t) They do Crimson and Clover??.... I like that song.... Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM (UunC9) 239
I think he gets an assist for participating in the insemination as the third person, but that's about it.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (N/gDA) He was used as a turkey baster? How would that work? Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:49 PM (lmikk) Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:49 PM (vypIe) 241
I laugh every time I see French's mug in his Twitter handle. He's got that middle-aged soy-man look down to a tee. Seems like the kind of guy who asks his wife to cook his soy a little longer because it's just too hearty otherwise.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (H5knJ) His wife lets him have a "man-cave" in the basement, which consists of a big-screen tv, a lazy-boy recliner, and a couple of tastefully hung memorabilia, but decorates the rest of it according to her tastes. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 02:49 PM (jOcSX) 242
They do Crimson and Clover??.... I like that song....
Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM (UunC9) I like Joan Jett's version Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 02:49 PM (cSyAR) 243
but all papers in Nazi Germany received daily instructions from the Ministry of Propaganda as to what to write, what to ignore and who to denounce.
- All the News That's Fit to Print! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 02:50 PM (VVEnO) Posted by: dartist at May 07, 2021 02:50 PM (+ya+t) 245
237 If you assholes would only do what you're told by those what know better
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM (sJHOI) 'Hat is that you? Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 02:50 PM (Ojki1) 246
238 225 Tommy James and the Shondells
Posted by: dartist at May 07, 2021 02:47 PM (+ya+t) They do Crimson and Clover??.... I like that song.... Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM (UunC9) Yep. https://tinyurl.com/b99na924 If I have to go to Hell on Earth, let's have some decent fucking music. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:50 PM (lmikk) 247
Kamalaladingdong has new walk up music all picked out for her speech to the California Democrats at their convention
https://tinyurl.com/9tkf3tnp Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 02:50 PM (uiux8) Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 02:51 PM (DMUuz) 249
I'm even more disappointed with Jason Kenny as he is with me.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 02:51 PM (cSyAR) 250
242 They do Crimson and Clover??.... I like that song.... Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM (UunC9) I like Joan Jett's version Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 02:49 PM (cSyAR) Yeah that's good too... she does good music.. Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 02:51 PM (UunC9) 251
Outstanding, Hadrian! Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:51 PM (vypIe) 252
That's wonderful, Hadrian! Congratulations to them all.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 07, 2021 02:51 PM (5HBd1) 253
Hmmm. Nero. Commodus. Or that stupid fey fuck Elagabalus. That's just the Roman examples I can think of off the top of my head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD thanks for your input, but you had to back in time alot. Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 02:51 PM (o89XP) 254
222 @190 JoeF.-That might have happened a lot sooner with Rush. Remember right about the time of his drug rehab he mentioned on air being tired of carrying the GOP's water. I remember it well. He was openly tired of obeying Reagans "11th Commandment".
Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2021 02:46 PM (0jZnq) Heck, not even Reagan ended up following the '11th Commandment' all the time. We should have abandoned that when he did. Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2021 02:51 PM (mdjgu) 255
How come none of these choads ever tell us how much they want to fellate The Demented One?
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 02:52 PM (Y274z) 256
It doesn't matter if they believe their relationship with BigTech is "innocent". Even if there is no direct quid pro quo agreement, the bribe buys influence, and over time, it can change even the (allegedly) "innocent" person. That is why they call it "influence".
China has this down pat ... carrot and stick, honeypots, lean a little here, push a little there. Only later is there a clean allegiance of the grifter to the CCP ... they (at times) barely even notice it happened, that they became a complete sellout (while telling each other, in their jerk circle, that THEY are the true patriots, not the grassroots "deplorable haters"). Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2021 02:52 PM (Cus5s) 257
Nothing wrong with the Republican party that firing all the people paid to say they're part of it wouldn't fix.
Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2021 02:52 PM (FhXTo) 258
If you assholes would only do what you're told by those what know better
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM (sJHOI) ........ I try but I'm such a stupid hick that I always fail. Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 02:52 PM (v0R5T) 259
Congrats Hadrian and family!!
Posted by: Bosk at May 07, 2021 02:53 PM (SWbVS) 260
248 Kamala is saluting the Military now.
I didn't know the VP was in the CoC. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 02:51 PM (DMUuz) Finally! And she is experienced as well! Posted by: Colonel Jessup at May 07, 2021 02:53 PM (Ojki1) 261
His wife lets him have a "man-cave" in the basement, which consists of a big-screen tv, a lazy-boy recliner, and a couple of tastefully hung memorabilia, but decorates the rest of it according to her tastes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 02:49 PM (jOcSX) Um, is that a bad thing? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 02:53 PM (Ez6QX) 262
Of course, I like Inna-Gadda-Davida... the Whole 17 minutes.... I'm a little different...
Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 02:53 PM (UunC9) 263
Charlie Crist is a homosexual pedophile.
Is that wrong? Because nobody ever told me that was wrong and, at my old job, everybody was. Posted by: Hairy Reid at May 07, 2021 02:54 PM (uiux8) 264
"It's a conspiracy theory to believe that we would ever respond to financial incentives. Why don't you engage with our arguments* rather than attack our funding?"
Their arguments: "It's not actually conservative to do this thing almost every conservative wants to do because ... ah, well, how about this out of context quote from a historical figure?" Posted by: Math Checksout at May 07, 2021 02:54 PM (dYe5S) 265
I Think We're Alone Now is a song from the Olden Days, I believe....
Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 02:43 PM (UunC9) Tommy James and the Shondells, if memory serves. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 02:54 PM (2JVJo) 266
thanks for your input, but you had to back in time alot.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 02:51 PM (o89XP) Ok, more contemporary? George III. Mussolini. Hitler, at times. Carter was not exactly a bright spark. Buchanan. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:54 PM (lmikk) 267
243 but all papers in Nazi Germany received daily instructions from the Ministry of Propaganda as to what to write, what to ignore and who to denounce.
- All the News That's Fit to Print! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 02:50 PM (VVEnO) *************** In the Reich, as is here, the news is fortified! Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 02:54 PM (Y274z) 268
That's wonderful, Hadrian! Congratulations to them all.
Posted by: Notsothoreau Been out all day. What happened?? Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2021 02:54 PM (Xh7t/) 269
136 What's it cost to watch the Little Mermaid drown?
Posted by: klaftern I like to watch. Posted by: Chauncey Gardner Me too! Posted by: Ted Kennedy at May 07, 2021 02:54 PM (NuGDK) 270
Heck, not even Reagan ended up following the '11th Commandment' all the time. We should have abandoned that when he did.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2021 02:51 PM (mdjgu) In retrospect I thought that was a warning to the squishes not to pull on him what Rockefeller, George Romney and Scranton did to Goldwater. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:55 PM (y7DUB) 271
Hunter Bi den PAYS to watch. Fortifies the experience.
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 02:56 PM (Y274z) Posted by: Inogame at May 07, 2021 02:56 PM (53oGX) 273
Me too! Posted by: Ted Kennedy at May 07, 2021 02:54 PM (NuGDK) That dude was a bastard. The things I saw... Posted by: Splash at May 07, 2021 02:56 PM (Ojki1) 274
So, just like CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, FoxNews, Facebook, Twitter, etc.
No, they're worse. They do it voluntarily, without having to be told, threatened, or forced. They are leading the way rather than following orders. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 02:56 PM (KZzsI) 275
Hate to break it you, but 1984 is the "old days" now. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:56 PM (vypIe) 276
My guess is that there's blood and fecal matter found on the hotel sheets whenever the neverTrumpers get together for a convention.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 02:56 PM (cSyAR) 277
Another best of breed for Delilah, 15th consecutive win
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 07, 2021 02:57 PM (5HBd1) Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:57 PM (lmikk) 279
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 02:48 PM
Yay for Miss Delilah ! Yes, we must celebrate the good that still happens. Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2021 02:57 PM (oiNtH) 280
Do NeoCons and TruCons and ConInc ever use dialectic or do they constantly rely on rhetoric? It's obvious that it is the latter because it's all a LARP like Pro Wresting story lines and shoots.
It's difficult to find Conservatives who use dialectic to make their arguments. It's almost always an appeal to emotion and authority for them. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 07, 2021 02:57 PM (yM0jp) 281
Best of Breed for Miss Delilah at today's West Texas KC show in Midland.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Congratulations!!!! Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2021 02:57 PM (Xh7t/) Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:58 PM (vypIe) 283
His wife lets him have a "man-cave" in the basement
That's always been a huge red flag for me. Big tough manly man gets one room in his own house. Yeah. How masculine. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 02:58 PM (KZzsI) 284
Seriously, there has to be something wrong with David French. He's got some type of secret.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR) 285
And I only brought up that little tidbit from history to illustrate how wealthy American pseudointellectuals like to bankroll very political, very unAmerican media pseudointellectuals who later turn around and personally buttfuck them.
*psst* Don't tell the guys who pay Shapiro. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 02:58 PM (Uh2oA) 286
My guess is that there's blood and fecal matter found on the hotel sheets whenever the neverTrumpers get together for a convention.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 02:56 PM (cSyAR) Oh what fun! Posted by: Andrew Gillum, democrat sodomite at May 07, 2021 02:58 PM (R/m4+) 287
Who was the other "tiffany?" The ginger. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (vypIe) 288
Salut, Monsieur Hadrian!!!!
Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (UunC9) 289
My guess is that there's blood and fecal matter found on the hotel sheets whenever the neverTrumpers get together for a convention. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 02:56 PM So? It don't prove nuthin' Posted by: Andrew Gillum at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (DUIap) 290
Kamala is saluting the Military now.
I didn't know the VP was in the CoC. **** Veepin' while black, yo. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (nMXLX) Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (i0wNm) 292
I doubt there's much blood anymore.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (nMXLX) 293
287 Who was the other "tiffany?" The ginger. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (vypIe) Had breakfast at her place once..... Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 03:00 PM (UunC9) 294
Who was the other "tiffany?" The ginger.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (vypIe) Tiffany was a ginger. Debbie Gibson was also popular at the time, she was a blonde. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 03:00 PM (Ez6QX) 295
292 I doubt there's much blood anymore.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (nMXLX) French has had more rectal traffic than Riley Reid. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 03:00 PM (lmikk) 296
David French should continue sucking his own cock instead of writing drivel.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2021 03:00 PM (ynpvh) 297
My guess is that there's blood and fecal matter
found on the hotel sheets whenever the neverTrumpers get together for a convention. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 02:56 PM (cSyAR) =================== That was just my interview with Rick Wilson and his intern Posted by: David French at May 07, 2021 03:00 PM (uiux8) 298
291 Antifa are armed up and things are heating up.
https://bit.ly/2RB3ail Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (i0wNm) As long as they do it at night is is totes cool. Just foolin'. It's OK any time. Posted by: DOJ at May 07, 2021 03:01 PM (Ojki1) 299
Seriously, there has to be something wrong with David French. He's got some type of secret.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR) ........ His birthing person dropped him on his head? Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 03:01 PM (v0R5T) 300
Its interesting to see people here speculate when the GOP shunned its base and the evolution of it. I guess it depends on how long you've been or when you came to "conservatism". Not that its a contest. The GOP has been at odds with conservatism since Goldwater. Whenever conservatives made inroads within the party they were stopped cold by the old bulls. Reagan at the 76' convention.The opposition and hamstringing of Reagan policies by the GOP(Bob Michaels). The purging of the 94' freshman class of real conservatives within the next election cycles. As conservatism grew in the GOP base, unscrupulous GOP'ers adopted the conservative vernacular because as Rush said,"conservatism sells". Of course sniffing these assholes out is another dilemma until they totally expose themselves. There never really has been an abandonment of the conservative base as we were never welcome only our votes were. The GOP HAS NEVER ADOPTED CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPALS AND HAS NEVER BEEN CONSERVATIVE.
Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2021 03:01 PM (0jZnq) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 03:01 PM (VVEnO) 302
Who was the other "tiffany?" The ginger.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Had breakfast at her place once..... Posted by: kraken ISWYDT. Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2021 03:01 PM (Xh7t/) 303
80 The major complaint is that he doesn't listen to political operatives (grifters). LOLOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2021 02:17 PM (ZGrMX) Are they *trying* to get us to like him more? Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 02:23 PM (uEbPt) Are we sure this oppo didn't come form DeSantis? Posted by: Inogame at May 07, 2021 03:01 PM (53oGX) 304
Antifa are armed up and things are heating up.
https://bit.ly/2RB3ail Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (i0wNm) *** Getting close to Tiger Teams. Soon they'll be in vehicles provided by the government. You'd do well to click the link in my name field. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 03:01 PM (nMXLX) 305
Tiffany in the 80s:
https://tinyurl.com/wtmasnh8 Hold on to that picture. Do not look up what she looks like now. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 03:02 PM (lmikk) Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 03:02 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 03:03 PM (lmikk) 308
Antifa are armed up and things are heating up.
https://bit.ly/2RB3ail Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (i0wNm) ++++ Dude - unarmed - should never have gotten out of his truck and walked up to the armed guy harassing him. That's extremely reckless. Drive off. Run him down if you have to. Or be prepared to get into a gunfight. But getting out of your vehicle to run toward a dude with a gun? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 03:03 PM (Jsjd7) 309
Dude - unarmed - should never have gotten out of his truck and walked up to the armed guy harassing him. That's extremely reckless. Drive off. Run him down if you have to. Or be prepared to get into a gunfight. But getting out of your vehicle to run toward a dude with a gun?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 03:03 PM (Jsjd7) People seem to forget that vehicles are essentially very large bullets for some reason. Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 03:04 PM (Ojki1) 310
$500 says there are at least one or two FBI agents in or around and leading the crowd in that Portland video.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 03:04 PM (nMXLX) 311
Always up for some Elvis. Fat, or otherwise.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 03:02 PM (v0R5T) You know, considering his diet, he was in better shape than most of the people walking around right now. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 03:04 PM (lmikk) 312
No, sir. I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb,
sir. Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 03:05 PM (RHGPo) 313
Irony meters fried!
Raw Story @RawStory Florida seniors 'horrified' scandal-plagued Matt Gaetz is visiting their retirement community: CNN The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln They've got nothing to worry about. Matt likes them younger - much, much younger. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 03:06 PM (VVEnO) Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 03:06 PM (lmikk) 315
Anti Fa is under orders not to kill anyone. The one that did in Seattle was killed by arresting cops the next day. Our elite are a little squeamish about going full Hitler - at least the Bernie Bot side of the Junta is. The dark side is, well, dark.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2021 03:06 PM (/MaDp) 316
French getting set on fire might be a future legacy of January 6th
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The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln They've got nothing to worry about. Matt likes them younger - much, much younger. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 03:06 PM (VVEnO) ========== "Fucker likes them legal. What kind of pervert is that?" -The Lincoln Project Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG) 318
@ProjectLincoln
They've got nothing to worry about. Matt likes them younger - much, much younger. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 03:06 PM (VVEnO) ++++ That is an absolutely breathtaking absence of anything even approaching self-awareness. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 03:07 PM (Jsjd7) 319
The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln They've got nothing to worry about. Matt likes them younger - much, much younger. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 03:06 PM (VVEnO) I wish we still had dueling. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 03:07 PM (lmikk) 320
Nood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 03:08 PM (lmikk) 321
310 $500 says there are at least one or two FBI agents in or around and leading the crowd in that Portland video.
-------------- Same as KKK and NeoNazi meetings. Ancient Alien Theroists posit that both hate groups are made up of nothing but ATF and FBI informers. Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2021 03:08 PM (/MaDp) 322
308 Antifa are armed up and things are heating up.
https://bit.ly/2RB3ail Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 02:59 PM (i0wNm) ++++ Dude - unarmed - should never have gotten out of his truck and walked up to the armed guy harassing him. That's extremely reckless. Drive off. Run him down if you have to. Or be prepared to get into a gunfight. But getting out of your vehicle to run toward a dude with a gun? Posted by: Joe Mannix at May 07, 2021 03:03 PM (Jsjd7) Gun fight? Found out a month or so ago that a great-Aunt of mine had a brother die in a gunfight. He and his Brother in law were shot; he was hit 4 tiles with a small calibre weapon, his BIL was hit by a single .45 in the chest near the heart. Both died. Makes you wonder how much they hated each other and why. After more than a century, I guess it doesn't matter. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2021 03:08 PM (ynpvh) 323
I am on a 60's/ 70's music kick of late.... music really WAS better back then....
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Matt Gaetz is a bastard, amirite? BTW, is a hotdog a sandwich? Also, do any of you know any directionless, impressionable gay children willing to suck dick for money and career advancement? Asking for some friends who are definitely NOT working at @LP. Posted by: Lincoln Project at May 07, 2021 03:09 PM (Uh2oA) 325
Nood. GAINZZZZ.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 03:09 PM (2JVJo) 326
MPPP just beat me to it. Nood.
Posted by: 496 at May 07, 2021 03:09 PM (U1eOr) 327
His wife lets him have a "man-cave" in the basement
That's always been a huge red flag for me. Big tough manly man gets one room in his own house. Yeah. How masculine. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 02:58 PM The "one room" concept isn't the red flag. I wouldn't want to decorate a whole house. As a single homeowner, I haven't decorated anything in 20 years. The red flag is "lets him have". Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2021 03:09 PM (awtm/) 328
Same as KKK and NeoNazi meetings. Ancient Alien Theroists posit that both hate groups are made up of nothing but ATF and FBI informers.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2021 03:08 PM (/MaDp) Dissolve the FBI and White Supremacy disappears. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 03:09 PM (cSyAR) 329
It's difficult to find Conservatives who use dialectic to make their arguments. It's almost always an appeal to emotion and authority for them.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe I have to assume you don't mean Hegelian dialectics here. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2021 03:10 PM (nI1Kq) 330
Always up for some Elvis. Fat, or otherwise.
Posted by: wth I know he was a hound dog recognition expert but werewolf have been more practical? You ain't nothin' but a werewolf howlin' all the time You ain't nothin' but a werewolf howlin' all the time You always kill a Girl Scout and you ain't no friend of mine Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 03:10 PM (VVEnO) 331
People seem to forget that vehicles are essentially very large bullets for some reason.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 03:04 PM (Ojki1) ----- I consider my vehicles large tire irons. Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 03:11 PM (c3dw6) 332
You'll be glad to know there's no way any of the big tech companies subsidize the NYT or CNN. No way at all. Not the tech company based on numbers, of course. But the one based on letters.
Imagine that. Posted by: Nom de Blog at May 07, 2021 03:11 PM (UNQS9) 333
@307 Aetius451AD-I'd say about 98% right. I cannot recollect when this party has ever been conservative. In hindsight Reagan and trump for that matter were bumps in the road for the GOP. RINO is such a misnomer in terms. The Republicans we conservatives have been dealing are behaving historically as Republicans nothing false about them other than their supposed "conservative" principles. For the sake of argument and labels that makes them CINO's. Conservative In Name Only.
Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2021 03:11 PM (0jZnq) 334
@Breaking911 7m
REPORTER: "Why do you choose to wear a mask so often when you're vaccinated & you're around others who are vaccinated?" BIDEN: "Because I'm worried about you. No. It's a joke...Because when we're inside, it's still good policy to wear a mask." https://tinyurl.com/yfyove3k This will really help people go get vaccinated.... Posted by: Tami at May 07, 2021 03:13 PM (cF8AT) 335
I know he was a hound dog recognition expert but werewolf have been more practical? You ain't nothin' but a werewolf howlin' all the time You ain't nothin' but a werewolf howlin' all the time You always kill a Girl Scout and you ain't no friend of mine Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 03:10 PM (VVEnO) ------ You always have perfect hair and you ain't no friend of mine Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 03:13 PM (c3dw6) 336
The "one room" concept isn't the red flag. I wouldn't want to decorate a whole house. As a single homeowner, I haven't decorated anything in 20 years.
The red flag is "lets him have". Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2021 03:09 PM (awtm/) Ideally you should be able to find a happy balance of both personalities. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 03:18 PM (jOcSX) 337
151 Stop whining and hand-wringing. Start the "Ex-Republican Party" and secede accordingly. You can vote R at the national level should that be temporarily important to you, but vote X-R at the local and state levels. Or keep whining and wringing hands.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 02:34 PM (KAi1n) === You rang? Posted by: The Utah Party (aka CuckFest) at May 07, 2021 03:18 PM (FPuSC) 338
The "Folkish Observer" was backstopped financially by the American art-dealer/Munich nepot Ernst "Putzi" Hanfstaengl, until it could find its own feet in the late '20s.
Just a fun fact. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 02:45 PM (Uh2oA) === I prefer "Racial Observer" as a more accurate translation. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2021 03:19 PM (4BMGG) 339
I'll take being part of the problem over being part of the Final Solution like you any day, Frenchie.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 07, 2021 03:19 PM (H3MF8) Posted by: Joe Mama at May 07, 2021 03:22 PM (WmGrA) 341
David French going all Edward I in Braveheart "The problem with Scotland, is that its full of Scots." There's a prima nocta joke here that I'll leave to Ace.
Posted by: Longshanks at May 07, 2021 03:29 PM (GWSY1) 342
David French going all Edward I in Braveheart
I see him more as his son's boyfriend, you know the one that thinks he's an expert but parachutes out the castle window. Without a parachute Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 03:39 PM (KZzsI) 343
As the First Timothy said "For the love of money is the root of all evil,.."
Paycheck over principles, bitches. Posted by: Fool Otto at May 07, 2021 03:40 PM (DB16e) 344
" Of course, I like Inna-Gadda-Davida... the Whole 17 minutes.... I'm a little different..."
I found it to be tediously repetitive. Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 04:18 PM (xopIz) 345
Perhaps you had to be on drugs to enjoy it.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 04:18 PM (xopIz) 346
#315; The Anitifa shooter in Denver is out on bail and will claim "self-defense" as justification.
There is a possibility he may be acquitted. It depends on the jury selection, and whether the prosecution throws the case. His three co-conspirators have gotten away clean. Posted by: Engineer at May 07, 2021 05:10 PM (C8jup) 347
I'm not paying to read David French because nothing he or the rest of that gaggle writes is worth paying for.
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