China's Greenhouse Gas Production Exceeds the Combined Production by the US, Europe, and the Whole of the Developed World

The oligarchs will bury this report, because they've moved almost all manufacturing to China.

China’s greenhouse gas emissions in 2019 exceeded those of the U.S. and the developed world combined, according to a report published Thursday by research and consulting firm Rhodium Group.
The country’s emissions more than tripled during the past three decades, the report added.
China is now responsible for more than 27% of total global emissions. The U.S., which is the world’s second-highest emitter, accounts for 11% of the global total. India is responsible for 6.6% of global emissions, edging out the 27 nations in the EU, which account for 6.4%, the report said.

The oligarchs support "climate change" mitigation for the West -- because they've moved their greenhouse gas emitting operations out of the west, mostly to China.

They will absolutely fight any attempts to pressure Chinas to reduce emissions.

NeverTrump, funded nigh-exclusively by the oligarchs, will be the first into the arena to discredit this report. Expect AEI to explain why Chinese gases are better than American gases, and expect The Bulwark to make The Conservative Case for the "China Century."

This is not America.

Make America America Again.

Posted by: Ace at 01:13 PM

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1 !

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 07, 2021 12:13 PM (5Y7oe)

2 Ha!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 07, 2021 12:13 PM (5Y7oe)

3 Morning, Ace. I'll go get them.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 07, 2021 12:13 PM (5Y7oe)

4 They have attractive whore/spies tho.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

5 I last 20 year we gone from 20% of world energy use to about 13%. And most of the came in the last 10 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2021 12:14 PM (yrol0)

6 Send John Kerry over to meet with them. He's awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:15 PM (ptqGC)

7 That's different. Asians are holy, blameless peoples and how dare you.

/s

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 07, 2021 12:15 PM (ifmtJ)

8 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

9 China 3peat:

Pollution
China Flu
Long March 5 falling out of sky

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2021 12:15 PM (yrol0)

10 Is this circulating at all among the far left? It feels like it should be inserted into their stream of information if it's not already in there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

11 I eagerly await Greta Thunberg's impassioned denunciation of the CCP.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2021 12:16 PM (PiwSw)

12 China makes solar panels, so that offsets. Technically, they are a net negative! Yay China! We should be more like them!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 07, 2021 12:16 PM (wb3D1)

13 Chinese food will do that to you.

Posted by: Donny Brook at May 07, 2021 12:16 PM (819Go)

14 Hunter is writing another book as a follow-up to the one just released.

The grift continues.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

15 The oligarchs support "climate change" mitigation for the West -- because they've moved their greenhouse gas emitting operations out of the west, mostly to China.

They will absolutely fight any attempts to pressure Chinas to reduce emissions.
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Careful, Ace. You're getting awfully close to implying that global regulatory arbitrage, environmental arbitrage and wage/labor arbitrage are real things and that they result in destruction of native industries in a race to the bottom that hollows out the domestic economy.

We can't have that kind of speech. That might be dangerous and encourage the wreckers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 12:16 PM (Jsjd7)

16 Well, to be fair. When you're taking large amount of cash to support your failing media venture and having your dick sucked by communist Chinese comfort women, the world becomes a different person place. Amirite, National Review, Heritage and Bill Gates?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 12:16 PM (h2OUV)

17 Is this circulating at all among the far left? It feels like it should be inserted into their stream of information if it's not already in there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

I'm sure their excuse will be that we have to "set the example" or some shit like that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)

18 As long as it isn't happening in America it is OK.

And stop the Asian Hate of criticizing most wonderful and benevolent Chyna!

Posted by: Greenies at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (Ojki1)

19 Stop all the asian hate!

Cough, cough.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (R/m4+)

20 But the Paris agreement gives them a pass.. India too..

Miss Trump yet?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (CjFDo)

21 You're never going to believe where all the straws and other plastic trash in the oceans comes from.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (nMXLX)

22 Clearly Donald Trump's fault.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (Wm5SB)

23 They have attractive whore/spies tho.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

After teaching classes of them for a couple of years...no. No they don't. The women were at best average.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (axyOa)

24 One potential out for America will be whether the Chinese decide to use as regional hegemon....

I am not kidding, it will either be us or Brazil.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (Lzpvj)

25 Chinese pollution doesn't matter because it in my neighborhood.

Posted by: Karen at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (Jsjd7)

26 Send John Kerry over to meet with them. He's awesome.

Just make sure he brings James Taylor with him so you know he's serious.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (097RY)

27
China makes solar panels

Using slave labor. But it's okay because it's their culture.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (ptqGC)

28 We need to ban all the candles.

Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2021 12:18 PM (Tnijr)

29 Keep buying all your cheap shit made in China!
Walmart and Costco ftw!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2021 12:18 PM (W2Pud)

30 So you are saying reducing greenhouse gas emissions can only happen in China, working on their own selves, and anything America does will have essentially no impact (even drastic actions will have very small results).

Hmmmm

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 12:18 PM (3i7pT)

31 Hunter is ~~writing~~ getting a payoff while some sucker writes another book as a follow-up to the one just released.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

FIFY

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 12:18 PM (Ez6QX)

32 You have to admit, China played the last quarter century masterfully.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 07, 2021 12:18 PM (wb3D1)

33 China is asshoe

Posted by: Bosk at May 07, 2021 12:18 PM (SWbVS)

34 Not that we should care about anyone's greenhouse gas emissions.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 07, 2021 12:18 PM (xqRaG)

35 Careful, Ace. You're getting awfully close to implying that global regulatory arbitrage, environmental arbitrage and wage/labor arbitrage are real things and that they result in destruction of native industries in a race to the bottom that hollows out the domestic economy.

We can't have that kind of speech. That might be dangerous and encourage the wreckers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 12:16 PM (Jsjd7)
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Well said.

PDT tried to put a stop to those policies and bring jobs back. China bought the appropriate politicians, and, well, here we are.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 12:18 PM (2SdPm)

36
This is funny because The Big Lie has always been that bullshit "statistic" about the USA producing 25% of the world's population but only having 4% of the world's population.

biden repeats that lie, often

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 12:19 PM (RhlVF)

37 15 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 12:16 PM (Jsjd7)

I spent intellectual energy arguing based on ideological certainty that Buchanan and Perot were nuts.

They were nuts but they were not wrong.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 12:19 PM (Lzpvj)

38 "They have attractive whore/spies tho.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

After teaching classes of them for a couple of years...no. No they don't. The women were at best average.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (axyOa)"

And less than desirable personal hygiene. But the real disconcerting part is potentially waking up with your kidney.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 12:19 PM (h2OUV)

39
I'm sure their excuse will be that we have to "set the example" or some shit like that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)

Can't fight everything.

-Shit a leftist said to me when I pointed out her precious Apple computer was made with modern day slaves.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 12:19 PM (Ojki1)

40 China makes solar panels

Using slave labor. But it's okay because it's their culture.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
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And doesn't care they poison their labor in the process.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 12:19 PM (2SdPm)

41 Hey, what if we just don't report on greenhouse gas emissions any more? They'll just...go away!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 12:20 PM (axyOa)

42 If I were China, I would fight like hell in support of American laws drastically limiting greenhouse gas emissions, for the simple reason it guarantees China keeps all the manufacturing jobs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 12:20 PM (3i7pT)

43 A mother of extremely rare nonuplets is in good health and her nine babies are stable, her doctor in Morocco said

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:20 PM (RHGPo)

44 they also dump more trash in the ocean than anyone else, and it's not even close. but it's their culture or something...

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2021 12:20 PM (f/z+J)

45 Hunter is writing getting a payoff while some sucker writes another book as a follow-up to the one just released.

**

It made me pretty sad when I finally understood that so many things at that level are money laundering.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 12:20 PM (nMXLX)

46 This is funny because The Big Lie has always been that bullshit "statistic" about the USA producing 25% of the world's population but only having 4% of the world's population.

biden repeats that lie, often
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 12:19 PM (RhlVF)
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That lie always ignored the industrial capabilities of the US. The US was an economic powerhouse for a reason.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 12:21 PM (2SdPm)

47 China makes solar panels
****
And doesn't care they poison their labor in the process.

***

My favorite was the United States paying them to take our mandatory recycling materials overseas to burn it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 12:21 PM (nMXLX)

48 National Geographic:
Regional nuclear war could trigger global cooling and famineEven a limited nuclear conflict could spark "unprecedented climate change," U.S. government scientists warn.

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:22 PM (RHGPo)

49 46 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 12:21 PM (2SdPm)

You can have cheap labor, cheap energy, or infrastructural advantages...

at one point we had all three, we are destroying all three on purpose now.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 12:22 PM (Lzpvj)

50 Richie Rich doesn't care about the environment or worker exploitation, just their billions.

GOP must be cheerful

Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 12:22 PM (ONvIw)

51 Among countries consisting of 50 united states, the US is the leading producer of greenhouse gasses

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 07, 2021 12:22 PM (wb3D1)

52 -Shit a leftist said to me when I pointed out her precious Apple computer was made with modern day slaves.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 12:19 PM (Ojki1)
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Meanwhile, that same leftist supports sending our troops to fight and die in the ME.

Again, God forgive me, I hate those people.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 12:22 PM (2SdPm)

53 You will never see this on any MFM channel

Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2021 12:22 PM (mpXpK)

54 Hunter is writing another book as a follow-up to the one just released.

The grift continues.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:16 PM (ptqGC)
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It must be absolutely soul-crushing to be the ghostwriter on one of these "book deal payoff" schemes. I wonder if they make bank, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 12:22 PM (Jsjd7)

55 26 Send John Kerry over to meet with them. He's awesome.

Just make sure he brings James Taylor with him so you know he's serious.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 07, 2021 12:17 PM (097RY)
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He sings "You've Got a Friend" when there's terrorism, what song would be appropriate here? "Fire and Rain" maybe?

Posted by: zmdavid at May 07, 2021 12:23 PM (xqRaG)

56 The response to this is utterly comical:

"we need to reduce our emissions even further to save the planet, and then try to put pressure on China to fix things!"

There's never a "China is bad and has to be stopped, we need to boycott China" movement. Its always "China good we bad, maybe if we weren't so bad we could get China to pollute less"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2021 12:23 PM (KZzsI)

57 48 Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:22 PM (RHGPo)

One reason I hope the jab doesn't kill me is I want to see Nat Geo's gymnastics when brown on brown nukes kill folks being made "America's fault."

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 12:23 PM (Lzpvj)

58 A mother of extremely rare nonuplets is in good health and her nine babies are stable, her doctor in Morocco said
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:20 PM (RHGPo)

Holy shit, that happened without fertility treatments?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 12:23 PM (Ez6QX)

59 Relax, everyone. Tomorrow their very, very large space junk is scheduled to crash anywhere from NY to New Zealand. So we've got that going for us.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

60 I can't imagine how bad the air is in China after being in Delhi in the winter of 2005 and thinking it was terrible and then finding out cities in China are significantly worse.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 12:23 PM (y7DUB)

61 Relax, everyone. Tomorrow their very, very large space junk is scheduled to crash anywhere from NY to New Zealand. So we've got that going for us.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
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In which direction?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 12:24 PM (Jsjd7)

62 I eagerly await Greta Thunberg's impassioned denunciation of the CCP.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

You may wait a very, very long time for that.

Do you think that there is any connection between THIS and the unemployment numbers?

Naaaaaaaaaaaah!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 12:24 PM (vcOmj)

63 Since 2019, China's production of global pandemics has exceeded the rest of the world's production combined.

Posted by: Math Checksout at May 07, 2021 12:24 PM (dYe5S)

64 My favorite was the United States paying them to take our mandatory recycling materials overseas to burn it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 12:21 PM (nMXLX)

And the idiots here in Washington State actually believe they would take that shit all the way to China. Instead of, you know, dumping it all in the ocean a few hundred miles off coast.
Then it would wash up on the tides again and we'd pay for another ship to come in and load up.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 12:24 PM (axyOa)

65 You must first destroy the world order before recreating the world order.

Everything being done was not simply to remove Trump, but to tear apart the entire economic system the world has known.

In this way, all global debt will be reorganized and written off to zero, with global currency introduced.

The people must be made to panic before they will give up their institutions.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 07, 2021 12:24 PM (YA914)

66 China's greenhouse gas emissions in 2019 exceeded those of the U.S. and the developed world combined

It doesn't matter! They are people of color and don't know any better! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at May 07, 2021 12:24 PM (W4eKo)

67 Look Fat! The Oriental mindset does not look upon human life as anything sacred or important, just like the fine upstanding professors at the Pittsburgh Kollege of Wasting Tax Monies.

Pollution does not affect the Orientals the same way as you hicks and getting rid of a few million through black lung, cancer and COPD is a great benefit to the communist party as a whole.

Besides, all the Chinamen I know are moving to Canada.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Racist at May 07, 2021 12:24 PM (R/m4+)

68 Instead of Chinese pollution, oligarchs and economic malfeasance, here's a pretty girl with big cans:
https://is.gd/M1v1zQ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 12:25 PM (Jsjd7)

69 Chamber of Commerce says the unemployment bribe is keeping people from going back to work and is holding back the economy. Somebody else said that about a year ago.... hmmm.... who could it be?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 07, 2021 12:25 PM (wb3D1)

70 Yeah, but that's different!

Posted by: Greta von ToneDeaf at May 07, 2021 12:25 PM (KDCRD)

71 They have attractive whore/spies tho.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh
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Just wait until you've seen the CIA's new recruiting class!!! Eewww La La.

Posted by: simplemind at May 07, 2021 12:25 PM (+YZYG)

72 Old hotness: Plastic bags and straws in our waters

New hotness: Paper masks in our waters and all over the ground

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

73 And further more even after they committed to the BS world climate change goals they have never met a single one of them and nobody in our worthless gov has said a word.

Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2021 12:26 PM (mpXpK)

74 Make America America Again.

Posted by: Ace at 01:13 PM
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That's insurgent talk!

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 12:26 PM (cI7Oj)

75 Greenhouse gases are irrelevant. CO2 is plant food and global warming is almost completely done by water vapor.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 12:26 PM (xfb67)

76
You know what else china "exceeds" the world in?

Viruses.

china is a blight on humanity.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 12:26 PM (RhlVF)

77 They will absolutely fight any attempts to pressure Chinas to reduce ~~emissions~~ their graft and corruption payments.
Just a slight correction.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 12:27 PM (HaL55)

78 National Geographic:
Regional nuclear war could trigger global cooling and famineEven a limited nuclear conflict could spark "unprecedented climate change," U.S. government scientists warn.

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:22 PM (RHGPo)

Well look who just woke up to give us a bunch of MOAR science? Eff you NG.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 12:27 PM (axyOa)

79 Everything being done was not simply to remove Trump, but to tear apart the entire economic system the world has known.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 07, 2021 12:24 PM (YA914)

I seriously can't fathom how we got to this point and how so many people went along with it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

80 If I were China, I would fight like hell in support of American laws drastically limiting greenhouse gas emissions, for the simple reason it guarantees China keeps all the manufacturing jobs.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

By Jove! I think you are on to something there! And if they can control the World Health Organization, they can manipulate health outcomes.
And if they control shipping, they can jimmy up shipping prices and control what gets shipped where.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 12:27 PM (vcOmj)

81 Trying to repair a washing machine with exclusively US-made parts is impossibru.

Posted by: Jame Gumb Appliance Repair and Custom Baskets at May 07, 2021 12:27 PM (PpDo3)

82 Chamber of Commerce says the unemployment bribe is keeping people from going back to work and is holding back the economy. Somebody else said that about a year ago.... hmmm.... who could it be?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 07, 2021 12:25 PM (wb3D1)
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A lot of people here, who turned out to be right. I wasn't one of them. I thought about it in terms of "that's foolish, because when the extended payouts end you'll be one of many people crushing onto the job market, instead of one of few before then." I think I was right, but I didn't foresee (and should have - I'm a fool) that they'd keep extending it over and over again. That first extension put this thing over the edge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 12:27 PM (Jsjd7)

83
The Earth's Atmosphere isn't a fucking greenhouse!

So the greenhouse comparison is fucking stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 12:27 PM (RhlVF)

84 >>> Relax, everyone. Tomorrow their very, very large space junk is scheduled to crash anywhere from NY to New Zealand. So we've got that going for us.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
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In which direction?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 12:24 PM (Jsjd7)

In an earth-ish direction.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 12:28 PM (bYTQR)

85 NOOD ! thanks guys....

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 12:28 PM (V13WU)

86 Chamber of Commerce says the unemployment bribe is keeping people from going back to work and is holding back the economy. Somebody else said that about a year ago.... hmmm.... who could it be?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 07, 2021 12:25 PM (wb3D1)
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Remember when you weren't allowed to make the prediction last year?

"People *want* to work! How DARE YOU!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 12:28 PM (cI7Oj)

87
Most of Chi-Nah either shits in open trenches, or in squat holes over an open sewer pipe that drains into the same rivers/lakes/reservoirs they use for drinking water. It shouldn't be surprising that they take a similar view towards industrial waste/pollution.

Not that plant food/CO2 emissions are pollution, but you know what I mean.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2021 12:28 PM (n+4am)

88 Everything being done was not simply to remove Trump, but to tear apart the entire economic system the world has known.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 07, 2021 12:24 PM (YA914)

***

Yep. And they haven't tried to hide it in the least:

www.weforum.org/great-reset

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 12:28 PM (nMXLX)

89 Ace

Cribbing off Pixy Misa's Tech Report?

But yeah the Western Left cares not if China pollutes itself while Beijing does not care if it kills peasants if it means gaining control.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 12:28 PM (8zaaV)

90 Chyna?

https://tinyurl.com/276pzy5p

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

91 New hotness: Paper masks in our waters and all over the ground
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

Yup.. I walk every morning in a park near my house and there are discarded paper masks everywhere. I have never once worn a mask outside though I have gotten some dirty looks.. Even in the strictest shut down here in NorCal you didn't need to wear a mask outside if you keep your distance.

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2021 12:29 PM (Zmnko)

92 Trying to repair a washing machine with exclusively US-made parts is impossibru.

**

Yeah, part of the reason electronics have gotten so cheap is that they're not intended to last long or be repaired.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 12:29 PM (nMXLX)

93 Greenhouse gases are irrelevant. CO2 is plant food and global warming is almost completely done by water vapor.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Now just stop that!

Sure there is more than an order of magnitude of water vapor in the atmosphere than CO2, and water is a MUCH stronger greenhouse gas than CO2.
But just stop that!
And besides, that Russian lady predicts we are heading for global cooling because of sunspot minima activity. And her work was commissioned by the UN Global Climate Group.
But wait, let's listen to John Kerry again. He has something important to say.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 12:29 PM (vcOmj)

94 Maybe we should send Gurta Thornbutt to Chyna.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

95 Hope the ChiCom space junk crashes into the Pacific.

Are there any nuclear materials aboard?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 12:31 PM (8zaaV)

96 Rest easy, fellow subjects! It's Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month! Greenhouse gas production is celebratory.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at May 07, 2021 12:31 PM (bAe71)

97 But wait, let's listen to John Kerry again. He has something important to say.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 12:29 PM (vcOmj)
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The only thing I want to hear from John Kerry is sobbing, as he's lead to Leavenworth and given a prison buddy by the name of "Bubba."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 12:31 PM (2SdPm)

98 But wait, let's listen to John Kerry again. He has something important to say.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 12:29 PM (vcOmj)

Kerry wants CO2 reduced to 0 ppm. He doesn't have a clue that will kill every living thing on the planet except for some extremophiles living off geo-thermal vents.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 12:31 PM (xfb67)

99 Relax, everyone. Tomorrow their very, very large space junk is scheduled to crash anywhere from NY to New Zealand. So we've got that going for us.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 07, 2021 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
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In which direction?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 12:24 PM (Jsjd7)

In an earth-ish direction.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 12:28 PM (bYTQR)

I was just gonna go with downward, but this covers it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 12:32 PM (axyOa)

100 93 But wait, let's listen to John Kerry again. He has something important to say.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 12:29 PM (vcOmj)

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Can he shut up if I promise to buy more ketchup?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

101 Are there any nuclear materials aboard?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 12:31 PM (8zaaV)
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I'm not sure China would admit to it, one way or another.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 12:32 PM (2SdPm)

102
Remember that young Black boy who became famous using only one glove ...

Happy 90th birthday to Willie Mays!

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:32 PM (RHGPo)

103 Can't wait to hear the blatherings from Francois Kerry on why this report is wrong, America is bad, and we must sign the Paris Climate Accords for the sake of humanity. Oh, and of course the crisis at the border will be solved.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2021 12:32 PM (oiNtH)

104 75 Greenhouse gases are irrelevant. CO2 is plant food and global warming is almost completely done by water vapor.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 12:26 PM (xfb67)

There is no such thing as global warming. We have been cooling since 1998. But you will never see that in the MFM.

Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2021 12:33 PM (mpXpK)

105
Who wants to bet Left Nuts that greta toonberg moves to California in the next year?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 12:33 PM (RhlVF)

106 Speaking of crashing space junk... The Andromeda Strain.

Posted by: Jame Gumb Appliance Repair and Custom Baskets at May 07, 2021 12:33 PM (PpDo3)

107 There is no such thing as global warming. We have been cooling since 1998. But you will never see that in the MFM.

Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2021 12:33 PM (mpXpK)
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That's the ice age they warned us about.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 12:34 PM (cI7Oj)

108 Only Greta von Thule could go to China...

Even in a China short on marriageable women, no Chinese guy wants to put up with Greta von Thule's retarded oatmeal cr@p. Though one of the Beijing oligarchs might enjoy having her as a sex slave if properly gagged.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 12:34 PM (8zaaV)

109 If CO2 is a real threat, we'd better figure out how to EMP China.

Posted by: zonedar at May 07, 2021 12:34 PM (Pd9ZW)

110 Speaking of crashing space junk... The Andromeda Strain.
Posted by: Jame Gumb Appliance Repair and Custom Baskets at May 07, 2021 12:33 PM (PpDo3)

Heh, that's funny because I was just thinking, China prolly loaded that shit with a bunch of new viruses.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 12:34 PM (Ez6QX)

111 Kerry will not respond for a while...he flew on his private jet to his big mansion in newport where he will get onto his big yacht

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 12:35 PM (GPwVZ)

112 Sorry ace, but "greenhouse gases" don't exist, the troposphere isn't a greenhouse, "climate change" is as constant natural and inexorable as gravity - and not a problem anyway - and there's no reason to think human activity has, or can, affect it.

The most consequential of the egregious wholesale acceptance of key false premises these days is precisely this one.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 12:35 PM (OTzUX)

113 We would never lie to you unless it were to our advantage.

Honest.

Posted by: Your Corporate-Government Elite at May 07, 2021 12:35 PM (KDCRD)

114 95 Are there any nuclear materials aboard?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 12:31 PM (8zaaV)

Yes

Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2021 12:35 PM (mpXpK)

115 Make America America Again.

Hard to do when over 50 percent of the country don't think of themselves as Americans and hate the very idea.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 12:36 PM (2JVJo)

116 The CCP owns the Democrats.
The Democrats own the Republicans.

We own ourselves.

Which is exactly what the founders said before they began the American Revolution. It's time.

Posted by: MarjBaldwin at May 07, 2021 12:36 PM (cLWeX)

117 Great von Thule. Lol. Not heard tht one before.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 07, 2021 12:36 PM (4A0e9)

118 Well, the best political idea is to make the oligarchs eat their words by agreeing and amplifying saving the planet which means no safe haven for CO2 to be produced.

Rouse the younguns against the oligarchs by their stated positions. If the world is to be saved, China's greenhouse gas emissions have to come down too.

The best way to eliminate stupid laws and policy positions is to make them apply to everyone.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2021 12:36 PM (pO7gM)

119 Make America America Again.

Hard to do when over 50 percent of the country don't think of themselves as Americans and hate the very idea.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 12:36 PM (2JVJo)

Si!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 12:37 PM (axyOa)

120 There are nuclear materials aboard?

If that thing crashes into Albany... just what we need is moar two-headed Cuomos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 12:37 PM (8zaaV)

121 Where's the hotwheels troll with his gas guzzling R8 now?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 12:37 PM (xfb67)

122 Hard to do when over 50 percent of the country don't think of themselves as Americans and hate the very idea.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 12:36 PM (2JVJo)
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"American", that's what White Supremacists call themselves, right?

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 12:37 PM (cI7Oj)

123 You have to admit, China played the last quarter century masterfully.

==

They did. Still can't control a rocket landing, though.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 12:37 PM (V13WU)

124 I'm sure Greta is getting up in China's face over this.

Posted by: Blago at May 07, 2021 12:37 PM (Zmax+)

125 I breathlessly await AOC's tiktok video breaking all this down for me.

I am sure that this is caused by US capitalism and raaaacism. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 12:37 PM (bDqIh)

126
They did. Still can't control a rocket landing, though.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 12:37 PM (V13WU)

If it doesn't land in China, I think they'll be fine.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 12:38 PM (xfb67)

127 If it doesn't land in China, I think they'll be fine.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 12:38 PM (xfb67)

Even if it does.......Meh.

Posted by: Xi at May 07, 2021 12:39 PM (89T5c)

128 PDT tried to put a stop to those policies and bring jobs back. China bought the appropriate politicians, and, well, here we are.

"...now they work for us."
From 2011 - https://youtu.be/hv0lrMrKa60

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 12:39 PM (HaL55)

129 I'm sure Greta is getting up in China's face over this.
Posted by: Blago at May 07, 2021 12:37 PM (Zmax+)

LOL, good one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 12:40 PM (Ez6QX)

130 Anna Puma, if you're still around, I found some Osprey Aviation books at a library sale for cheap. They're fascinating and have great photos, but they're wasted on me. I'd be happy to mail them to you if you'd like them. Here's a throwaway 10 minute email address and I'll send you my real one if you want them.

uhlsuwwyqwfszzluaz@miucce.com

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 12:40 PM (e6I/s)

131 The best way to eliminate stupid laws and policy positions is to make them apply to everyone.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2021 12:36 PM (pO7gM)
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How do you propose to do that? They rail at greenhouse gasses and then fly off in private jets.

This is the era of realpolitick. If the lies don't get you, there isn't much you can do about it anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 12:40 PM (cI7Oj)

132 Hasn't it been like this for years?

Both the China being worse than everyone combined and Our Betters lying about it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 07, 2021 12:40 PM (GbPPJ)

133 Relax, everyone. Tomorrow their very, very large space junk is scheduled to crash anywhere from NY to New Zealand. So we've got that going for us.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!
........

Gee, hope it doesn't hit DC.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 12:40 PM (v0R5T)

134 Globalism is fun!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 07, 2021 12:41 PM (89T5c)

135 Greta von Thule lacks even a butter face, even with enough butter not even a dog will lick that face.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 12:41 PM (8zaaV)

136 I ate Taco Bell the other night and had some serious greenhouse gas. We need to force Taco Bell to buy carbon credits cuz greenhouse gas. Also, maybe force them to issue clean skivvies as well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2021 12:41 PM (/MaDp)

137 92 Moron Robbie,
I have read some blame for failing electronics attached to the Euroland ban on lead solder. The US has not but since the global supply chain insists on one standard, the Euroland rules apply. Apparently, leadless tin solder has a bad problem about developing whiskers in use which causes shorts on circuit boards.

Another is crappy capacitors which is another problem. Apparently since even the 1700's (porcelain for example), the Chinese traditional manufacturing method is to produce high quality, loss producing initial production and then after the buyer is hooked, sequentially cheapening the goods.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2021 12:42 PM (pO7gM)

138 The US Government's Debt-to-GDP Ratio Is Worse Than Greece's Before the 2008 Crash (And It's About to Get Worse)
The US is in uncharted debt territory. That should worry us.

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:42 PM (RHGPo)

139 If it doesn't land in China, I think they'll be fine.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 12:38 PM (xfb67)

Even if it does.......Meh.
Posted by: Xi at May 07, 2021 12:39 PM (89T5c)
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Unless it takes out the Three Gorges Dam.

But even then, they might think of it as "reduction surgery".

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 12:42 PM (cI7Oj)

140 Speaking of crashing space junk... The Andromeda Strain.

It could be Life Force. Naked Matilda May just walking around

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

141 135 Greta von Thule lacks even a butter face, even with enough butter not even a dog will lick that face.
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Plastic bags work.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2021 12:42 PM (/MaDp)

142 Chi nah atmosphere fortified!

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 12:43 PM (sADuh)

143 Hai Empress ever since Clinton sold them dual-use rocket technology so their rockets would stop exploding. It doesn't seem to have helped very much though.

*glances nervously overhead*

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 12:43 PM (8zaaV)

144 There is only one scientific answer to Chin's green house pollution, we must implement the Green New Deal on America as soon as possible.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2021 12:43 PM (pw+jk)

145 Seems like there is a rush to collapse the economy. Almost like there is a timeline.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 07, 2021 12:43 PM (89T5c)

146 Third world countries like China, wait, only China, get a pass on everything because they own us. Literally.

We have several masters now: China, Islam and the DNC.

But the again, maybe the above are all the same.

Posted by: Vyx at May 07, 2021 12:43 PM (WGXTz)

147 Gee, hope it doesn't hit DC.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 12:40 PM (v0R5T)

That is a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 12:44 PM (Ojki1)

148 Petition asking government for monthly $2k stimulus checks passes 2 million signatures

"The best thing our government can do right now is send emergency money to the people on a monthly basis."

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:44 PM (RHGPo)

149 >> I'm sure Greta is getting up in China's face over this.

Having watched a little of her new show on PBS (really) it would likely be something like "I do not want you to read this report and be comfortable," *sneers at the camera, "The erath is still on fire, after all. . . nor do I want you to believe this is not your fault. China produces goods for the Americans and Europeans, so your capitalism is causing this climate armageddon. But I don't want you to listen to me, as you may call me a brat, I want you to listen to these experts. . ." [insert various climate scientists such as Michael Mann to explain in sciency terms why it's your fault].

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 12:44 PM (bDqIh)

150 The only carbon neutral human is a dead one.

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2021 12:44 PM (ZfRYq)

151 There's a depressing science-fiction short story about a rocket crashing down. The rocket used a new prototype super-oxidizing propellant that worked so well it destroyed most all life on earth. The story is mostly from the point of view of the inventor which was the sole survivor walking around in a dying world.

Real upbeat, as you could imagine.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 12:44 PM (bYTQR)

152 NASA used to use satellites and simulations to create maps of CO2 around the world. It was kind of stunning how little the US produced compared to Asia, especially.

Then I noticed they started scrubbing their old maps and instead releasing massaged data that made it less obvious. The Problem is that the US has been a marginal contributor for a while. We burn a lot of fuel, but with reforestation, the CO2 levels actually go down if you measure the air as it blows across the country,

What I am saying is that this study is just an accidental reality leak. Someone gonna be fired.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 12:44 PM (zEK/W)

153 "The best thing our government can do right now is send emergency money to the people on a monthly basis."

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:44 PM (RHGPo)

Free money is worthless money.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 12:45 PM (xfb67)

154 Gee, hope it doesn't hit DC.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 12:40 PM (v0R5T)

That is a terrible thing to say.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 12:44 PM (Ojki1)
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I-I can't decide how to take that.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 12:45 PM (cI7Oj)

155 153 "The best thing our government can do right now is send emergency money to the people on a monthly basis."

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:44 PM (RHGPo)

Free money is worthless money.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 12:45 PM (xfb67)

========

Get a job. McDonald's is hiring.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

156 #137

Electronics which fail after warranty expires are fortified.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 12:45 PM (sADuh)

157 *waves at AP*

I'm confused, more than normal, about why the trajectory for the falling China Totes Not Going To Andromeda Strain Us thingy cannot be plotted.

I'm assuming there must be turbulence on reentry that makes it all *shrug* but if Space X can land rockets which only blow up a little bit, surely the trajectory can be mapped.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 07, 2021 12:45 PM (GbPPJ)

158 131 Axeman,
One of the products of indoctrinating the yutes for the last thirty years is that they believe the world is doomed by CO2. It is an easier reach for a GOP actually wanting to win elections to adopt that position and argue that China should do as the US has done and reduced its carbon emissions substantially since 2000. After all, saving of the world is involved and China is opening new dirty coal based plants every couple of weeks.

Yes, it is a cynical agree and amplify but putting carbon taxes on imports is an easy reach politically. The resistance to this comes from the existing large corporatist wing of the Republicans that corporations are our friendz.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2021 12:45 PM (pO7gM)

159 150 The only carbon neutral human is a dead one.

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2021 12:44 PM (ZfRYq)

Dead ones produce methane.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 12:46 PM (xfb67)

160 Is it wrong that I hope that china's Long March 5 falling out of sky and lands on (in order of preferance):
1. Washington DC
2. New York City
3. Chicago
4. Portland

Because if it is I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2021 12:46 PM (pw+jk)

161 Trying to repair a washing machine with exclusively US-made parts is impossibru.
Posted by: Jame Gumb Appliance Repair and Custom Baskets at May 07, 2021 12:27 PM (PpDo3)

Hell, just try to find a small appliance repairman. They're about as easy to contact as a unicorn.

I hate the 'throw it out, buy a new one' society.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 12:46 PM (2JVJo)

162 Then I noticed they started scrubbing their old maps and instead releasing massaged data that made it less obvious.

**

I was recently reading about how the temperature monitoring stations that are in parking lots are used to account for hundreds or thousands of square miles of unmonitored land in between stations.

So one parking lot thermometer will show those same temperatures for 2500 square miles, even though it's not true.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 12:46 PM (e6I/s)

163 Wow, just read an article where Michelle Obama says that she and Barky were terrified when their girls started driving, because as parents of black children, they are so very afraid that their kids might be targeted just because they do something innocent, like play their radios too loud.

AYFKM? Targeted by whom? By the bands of roving "white supremacists" running around the U.S. looking for innocent black kids to attack?

The fact is that her two little elitist-1% princesses have never been in any danger. And most black kids who get attacked in this country get attacked by other blacks, not by whites. Just like most black men get shot by other black men, not by cops. There were less than 10 unarmed black men killed by cops last year, compared to the thousands of blacks (armed and unarmed) who were shot by other blacks.

So sick of the lies about how blacks are constantly under attack by whites in this country, which is a damn lie. It's blacks who commit most of the violence here (by far), and it's blacks who commit most of the inter-racial violence too. They are not victims, they are the perpetrators.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 12:47 PM (k4dH2)

164 Hey China! I got your greenhouse gasses right here!
(*Brrrrrrrrt!*)

Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 07, 2021 12:48 PM (ukNFU)

165 The Venezuelan government increased the monthly minimum wage by 289%, an official said on Saturday, moving from the equivalent of 64 U.S. cents to about $2.40 at the exchange rate estimated by the countrys central bank.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2021 12:48 PM (yrol0)

166 Do they count the human CO2 and methane (fart and breath) output of the billion humans in India? I doubt it.

But CO2 is good stuff, it is all a BigLie, after PeakOil and PeakCoal lies failed them. We have coal that would last 300+ years, right here in the USA ... so they had to kill that, along with oil/gas.

Sure, conserve when possible, except if you are an oligarch that likes to fly to Paris for dinner and a climate talk.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2021 12:48 PM (Cus5s)

167 162, and satellite observations indicate little or no warming the last that I checked versus the contaminated readings of surface level temperatures via outmoded historical siting of these.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2021 12:48 PM (pO7gM)

168 Isn't it time to outsource our national security to China as well?

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 12:48 PM (c3dw6)

169 It was never about the earth.

It was always about control. They want to keep f----ing that chicken because it is a way to transfer power. A way to scare the young, control what we buy and how we travel. And they know it will not affect them, and in fact will make many of them rich. (I would like to know how much scoldilocks has made off this grift.)

This is why we all say that we will take them seriously when they start to take climate change seriously and reduce their own emissions.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 12:49 PM (zEK/W)

170 Does China have any climate activists like the West (ones not killed by the state)? Maybe we can send them Greta to help out.

Posted by: Ripley at May 07, 2021 12:49 PM (MxEKc)

171 Happy 90th birthday to Willie Mays!
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:32 PM (RHGPo)
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Am I alone in saying that I tended to get Willie Mays and Maury Wills mixed up?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2021 12:49 PM (WGara)

172 Got to bow out. Things to do.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2021 12:49 PM (pO7gM)

173 Empress

SpaceX still has maneuvering fuel to stick the landing.

Chinese rocket probably lacks such. Plus the outer edge of the atmosphere expands and contracts so it can have a lesser or greater drag effect on low orbit stuff.

So all they can do is make a guess based on it's orbital path.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 12:49 PM (8zaaV)

174 I was recently reading about how the temperature monitoring stations that are in parking lots are used to account for hundreds or thousands of square miles of unmonitored land in between stations.

That's how the Watt's Up With That website got its start. A series of studies and images of weather stations in incredibly inappropriate, hot locations creating excessively hot readings.

Like, under the exhaust of a HVAC system exterior, in parking lots, etc.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

175 150 The only carbon neutral human is a dead one.

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2021 12:44 PM (ZfRYq)

Dead ones produce methane.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 12:46 PM (xfb67)
.......

and then you gotta use a backhoe to dig a grave.
Or cremate them which is like burning a tire.
Science.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

176 163 So sick of the lies about how blacks are constantly under attack by whites in this country, which is a damn lie. It's blacks who commit most of the violence here (by far), and it's blacks who commit most of the inter-racial violence too. They are not victims, they are the perpetrators.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 12:47 PM (k4dH2)

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Since they live in blue enclaves, the Obamas were obviously afraid of their girls being targeted by racists police policy written by black Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

177 Get a job. McDonald's is hiring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

Not for long as I am close to completion.

Posted by: Robbe the Robot at May 07, 2021 12:50 PM (Ojki1)

178 Cue the Kevin Williamson piece... not only hating his father this time... but the conservative case for tossing labor into ovens to power China's production markets... and I hate my father...

Posted by: Inogame at May 07, 2021 12:50 PM (53oGX)

179 'Your doggy chain necklace is waiting for you.' Flirty messages from Hunter Biden's Chinese-American secretary, 29, who worked for him when he partnered with the 'spy chief of China' are revealed

hey, POTUS son is penetrated by the Chinese

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 12:50 PM (bTQ72)

180 One reason I hope the jab doesn't kill me is I want to see Nat Geo's gymnastics when brown on brown nukes kill folks being made "America's fault."

Look at all the propaganda that basically says the Khmer Rouge were America's fault while basically ignoring that they were puppets of the Chinese.

(And I hate to say it, but I've seen some recently on a website linked to by a long-time moron poster, where the guy was pretending to be a former US intelligence agent.)

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at May 07, 2021 12:50 PM (XtyAz)

181
Back at the beginning of the year, the wife and I got $1200 free money from Trump.

Then after the Congress opened the purse strings, the wife and I got $2800 more from Dementia Joe.

Yesterday, we got a letter for Social Security recipients from Dementia Joe saying they were sending yet another $2800.

"Best Men"

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:50 PM (RHGPo)

182 Hey, c'mon man! The Chinese just have a different culture. Once Congress rams through my Green New Deal, America will take it's rightful place as China's Little Bitch. That's why they installed me!

Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 12:51 PM (FPuSC)

183 $3.69 for ethyl in Brenham this afternoon. Bang up job Joe!

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 12:51 PM (xEIoY)

184 Isn't it time to outsource our national security to China as well?

Oh, wait ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 12:48 PM (c3dw6)
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The history of one country "out-sourcing" their defense to another country is not good. It usually comes by vendor compelling the customer, though.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 12:51 PM (cI7Oj)

185 I'm confused, more than normal, about why the trajectory for the falling
China Totes Not Going To Andromeda Strain Us thingy cannot be plotted.

Trust me, it can be plotted. If it didn't try to break into pieces, we'd know where it will land with a fairly high degree of confidence.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 12:52 PM (HaL55)

186 Yesterday, we got a letter for Social Security recipients from Dementia Joe saying they were sending yet another $2800.

"Best Men"
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 12:50 PM (RHGPo)

The letter states that he already gave you the $2800.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2021 12:52 PM (yrol0)

187

The only correct response is to ban and confiscate all internal combustion engines by, say, next Wednesday.

This will allow you to go wave outside the window of your grannie's nursing home window one last time and stock up on root vegetables and vodka for the coming winter, comrade.

Make sure you have your papers on you!

Also, certain of you should prepare for a long journey...

Posted by: Putti Clamsnapper at May 07, 2021 12:52 PM (o6NKx)

188 183 $3.69 for ethyl in Brenham this afternoon. Bang up job Joe!

$ 4.59 here in Norcal

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2021 12:53 PM (Zmnko)

189 Look at all the propaganda that basically says the Khmer Rouge were America's fault while basically ignoring that they were puppets of the Chinese.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at May 07, 2021 12:50 PM (XtyAz)
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Don't you know? It's always the least Marxist country on the planet causing the Marxist revolutions.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 12:53 PM (cI7Oj)

190 That's how the Watt's Up With That website got its start. A series of studies and images of weather stations in incredibly inappropriate, hot locations creating excessively hot readings.

Like, under the exhaust of a HVAC system exterior, in parking lots, etc.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 12:49 PM (KZzsI)
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Yeah, but it's way beyond that. Even with good, controlled placement that remains consistent over time, there aren't enough stations to get anything like the degree of precision they claim.

Last year, there was a story about "ERMIGAWD HUGE WARMING IN THE OCEANS." The monitoring bouys each account for hundreds of thousands of square miles of ocean at varying depths. They can control for some of that but when you see them claiming tracking trends of tiny fractions of degrees - which is what they do - it is laughable. There aren't enough instruments to confidently conclude *anything* statistically at such small scales. We would need wildly higher sensor density to make inferences that small, and it might be impossible in the real world.

The data say anything they want the data to say.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 12:53 PM (Jsjd7)

191 We are in a regular, well-known and -understood periodic cycle approaching a solar Maunder Minimum. "Global warming" is going to make the Earth much cooler over the next couple decades ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 12:53 PM (c3dw6)

192 The Paris Agreement is the world's biggest HOA. What a fucking joke

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 07, 2021 12:53 PM (kelpy)

193 Am I alone in saying that I tended to get Willie Mays and Maury Wills mixed up?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2021 12:49 PM (WGara)

Yeah probably

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 12:54 PM (GPwVZ)

194 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

195 So sick of the lies about how blacks are constantly under attack by whites in this country, which is a damn lie. It's blacks who commit most of the violence here (by far), and it's blacks who commit most of the inter-racial violence too. They are not victims, they are the perpetrators.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 12:47 PM (k4dH2)

Also, millions of black people and millions of white people work and go to school together, hang out in the same shopping malls , stores, parks, restaurants, etc. mostly without incident.
They make it sound like we're Bosnia or Northern Ireland or Rwanda.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 12:54 PM (HrMC1)

196 183 $3.69 for ethyl in Brenham this afternoon. Bang up job Joe!

$ 4.59 here in Norcal

$4.39 here in SoCal. Up a mere 35% in four months.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2021 12:54 PM (pw+jk)

197 A new dem department:

Klimate Kontrol Korp........

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 12:54 PM (jvt6t)

198 China is asshoe. They think they're honey badger and don't give a shit.

I'm hopeful the rest of the world WAKES THE FUCK UP to what they're doing and what a farce all of it is.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

199 'Your doggy chain necklace is waiting for you.'

This is also the story of ccpUSA in 2021.

Posted by: Vyx at May 07, 2021 12:55 PM (WGXTz)

200 Even with good, controlled placement that remains consistent over time, there aren't enough stations to get anything like the degree of precision they claim.

THe second big revelation I got from there was that South of the Equator there's like 3 weather stations PER CONTINENT. The data from there is almost nonexistent, and that's why all the scare stuff comes from the north. Not only do they have almost no data, but none of it supports their warming doom claims

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

201 The Paris Agreement is the world's biggest HOA.
===
*blinks rapidly*

OMFG

*golf clap*

Posted by: simplemind at May 07, 2021 12:55 PM (fMsmh)

202 Dead ones produce methane.

See? That's not carbon!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 12:55 PM (HaL55)

203 Do Obama's kids not have SS protection?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 12:55 PM (e6I/s)

204 The Jackie Robinson MLB:The Show 2021 PS4 game comes in a steelcase and costs $85.

Too bad Jackie Robinson isn't getting that money.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 12:55 PM (8zaaV)

205 183 $3.69 for ethyl in Brenham this afternoon. Bang up job Joe!

I thought it was 20$??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 12:55 PM (jvt6t)

206 I heard that the CCP also makes a better COVID Vaccine then the Racist USA. Just ask the Seychelles..........

Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 12:55 PM (OBw54)

207 Make them buy offset credits on imports.

Posted by: SpasticToad at May 07, 2021 12:56 PM (/gJ4m)

208 Also, millions of black people and millions of white people work and go
to school together, hang out in the same shopping malls , stores, parks,
restaurants, etc. mostly without incident.

I've been watching television commercials and I'm pretty sure there are less than 5% White men in America.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2021 12:56 PM (pw+jk)

209 >>> I'm confused, more than normal, about why the trajectory for the falling China Totes Not Going To Andromeda Strain Us thingy cannot be plotted.

I'm assuming there must be turbulence on reentry that makes it all *shrug* but if Space X can land rockets which only blow up a little bit, surely the trajectory can be mapped.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 07, 2021 12:45 PM (GbPPJ)

The trajectory on reentry involves nonlinear dissipative forces. If it was all in space it would be easy orbital mechanics stuff. But the second you start touching the boundary of the atmosphere you add velocity squared things akin to lift and drag to an object that has an ever-changing attitude and profile. It is nondeterministic. At this point, if you aren't actively controlling it Mr. Random is controlling it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 12:56 PM (bYTQR)

210 Also, certain of you should prepare for a long journey...

Posted by: Putti Clamsnapper at May 07, 2021 12:52 PM (o6NKx)

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First, they're going to have to get the solar- and wind-powered trains working ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 12:57 PM (c3dw6)

211 These are fine folks, folks!!!

Don't you mind their actions, you mind what my diseased and decaying mind TELLS you.

Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at May 07, 2021 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

212 The trajectory on reentry involves nonlinear dissipative forces. If it was all in space it would be easy orbital mechanics stuff. But the second you start touching the boundary of the atmosphere you add velocity squared things akin to lift and drag to an object that has an ever-changing attitude and profile. It is nondeterministic. At this point, if you aren't actively controlling it Mr. Random is controlling it.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 12:56 PM (bYTQR)

I understood some of those words.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 07, 2021 12:57 PM (GbPPJ)

213 At this point, if you aren't actively controlling it Mr. Random is controlling it.

But we can totally predict the average global temperature 100 years from now!!!!1!1!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 12:57 PM (KZzsI)

214 Let the drinking commence!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 12:57 PM (jvt6t)

215 The data say anything they want the data to say.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 12:53 PM (Jsjd7)

It's worse than that, they take sparse the raw data, overextend the areas it covers, and then because they do acknowledge that extending data to cover enormous areas is suspect, they adjust the data according to their hypothesis of what they think happened.

And what hypothesis did they use to adjust the data? Why the very same one they are trying to prove, CO2 driven warming.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 12:58 PM (xfb67)

216 If that Chinese rocket falls on an American city then don't worry, my administration will add the carbon output of that event to the US's count, then send China pallets of cash to apologize for getting in the way. Win-win!

Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 12:58 PM (FPuSC)

217 Again, it's always with stock photos of cooling towers which vent steam. Water vapor.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 12:58 PM (2goRJ)

218 At this point, if you aren't actively controlling it Mr. Random is controlling it.

But we can totally predict the average global temperature 100 years from now!!!!1!1!!

**

There we are.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 12:58 PM (e6I/s)

219 $3.69 for ethyl in Brenham this afternoon. Bang up job Joe!
Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 12:51 PM (xEIoY)

$2.67 for regular unleaded here in NE MA. Was bitching to myself about the price this morning as I was filling up, but the fellow at the next pump overheard me and said, "Yeah, I remember when it was less than two bucks."

"Low gas, low unemployment, great ecenomy, no wars. But hey, Donald Trump was the Bad Orange Man, so we had to get rid of all that," I replied. "Make sure you thank Joe Biden when you finish filling up."

He gave me a nasty look, bu whether it was disgust with Stinkfinger, disgust at talking to a deplorable or a bad steak sub, I couldn't say.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (2JVJo)

220 I have a second job at a large shipping corporation and i can tell you that from 2017 until March 2020, we had no trouble hiring people--and many of them were black or brown, some of them recently off welfare, and acclimating themselves to getting up and showing up on time.
Trump's economy was WORKING

Now, we can't find enough people--and most of those black and brown hires? They left in the past year.
You don't need to be a rocket surgeon to figure out what happened.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (HrMC1)

221 Don't worry they will convert the Interstate system into solar panels... see plenty of power

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (8zaaV)

222 I'm hopeful the rest of the world WAKES THE FUCK UP to what they're doing and what a farce all of it is.

LOL. Will never happen. China exports computer parts. Drugs. Raw materials. Textiles. Chemicals. Phones. Plastics. Many countries, including the US, don't even know how to manufacture anymore.

/we are ruled, plan accordingly

Posted by: Vyx at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (0Yiin)

223
I'm confused, more than normal, about why the trajectory for the falling China Totes Not Going To Andromeda Strain Us thingy cannot be plotted.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 07, 2021 12:45 PM (GbPPJ)

I'm reasonably sure that the Chicoms know EXACTLY where the Doom Rocket is going to fall, or at least, they know exactly where they're aiming for (given the normal Chinese QC and competence, actually hitting the target is another thing entirely). However, without access to the telemetry, I figure that anyone outside of the loop is going to have a tough time figuring out where it's going to crater.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (n+4am)

224 That's Ethel at the Applebees

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (xEIoY)

225
I understood some of those words.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 07, 2021 12:57 PM (GbPPJ)

There are a bunch of unknown(unmeasurable/not estimable) causes moving it in atmosphere.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (z5Vrg)

226 The U.S., which is the world's second-highest emitter, accounts for 11% of the global total. India is responsible for 6.6% of global emissions, edging out the 27 nations in the EU, which account for 6.4%, the report said.

I do not believe those numbers. India has over 1 billion people. They have no standards whatsoever. There's no chance we emit more than that shithole country does.

Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

227 Damn sock.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

228 THe second big revelation I got from there was that South of the Equator there's like 3 weather stations PER CONTINENT. The data from there is almost nonexistent, and that's why all the scare stuff comes from the north. Not only do they have almost no data, but none of it supports their warming doom claims
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 12:55 PM (KZzsI)
++++
You know what else doesn't show massive warming? Satellite weather installations. Satellites are great because they sample a lot all at once across a variety of sources using a lot of different measurement schemes. It doesn't show runaway warming, either.

But again, the data say whatever they want the data to say. They have an agenda, and they aren't above manufacturing the means to achieve that agenda.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (Jsjd7)

229 The surface station data is a symphony of chicken fucking.

They added parking lots. They built buildings. They installed air conditioning units. And they developed the cites around the stations. My favorite though is the switch to digital meters and they all came with cables that had limited length. So they moved all the surface stations closer to the buildings.

Other examples are the Siberian data (which was long considered "untouched") which was built next to their power plants (where else?) and each decade they expanded the power plants until the station was surrounded with boilers. It is madness.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (zEK/W)

230 I'm assuming there must be turbulence on reentry that makes it all *shrug* but if Space X can land rockets which only blow up a little bit, surely the trajectory can be mapped.
==
If by mapped you mean within a 100,000sq mi area, sort of, at the last minute.

the thing will come apart, and the pieces will tumble, and like a tumbling bullet, the trajectory is not super predictable anymore.

Posted by: simplemind at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (Yvkt8)

231

Mr. Random is Asshoe!

Posted by: Putti Clamsnapper at May 07, 2021 01:00 PM (o6NKx)

232 I'm hopeful the rest of the world WAKES THE FUCK UP to what they're doing and what a farce all of it is.

LOL. Will never happen. China exports computer parts. Drugs. Raw materials. Textiles. Chemicals. Phones. Plastics. Many countries, including the US, don't even know how to manufacture anymore.

***

And China is fid'na go blow the crap out of Afghanistan because guess who has the 2nd biggest battery-making resources that they aren't mining?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 01:00 PM (e6I/s)

233 Empress

#173 might be better, I used fewer words.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:00 PM (8zaaV)

234 Don't worry they will convert the Interstate system into solar panels... see plenty of power
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (8zaaV)

See: The video Pixy posted the other day about just how fucked off solar roads actually are.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

235

Active Re-entry Management... is there an app for that?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Diseased Holes at May 07, 2021 01:01 PM (o6NKx)

236 India is responsible for 6.6% of global emissions,
.......

and they don't even eat cows.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

237
"They added parking lots."

Hey , I have an idea for a song!

Posted by: Joni Mitchell at May 07, 2021 01:01 PM (HrMC1)

238 79 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

Ben Stein predicted this in the 80s.

https://youtu.be/KU49MR19CcA

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:01 PM (Lzpvj)

239 A professor on Tucker's show said that if you read the climate reports, they admit that they haven't proven causal connections between events like hurricanes and climate change, but you have to read *deep* into those reports. If you read the abstracts, they're mainly alarmist, but if you read deep into the reports they will confess that they do not have the proof. This former Obama appointee said flat out that the "Science is not settled."

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:02 PM (cI7Oj)

240 The U.S., which is the world's second-highest emitter, accounts for 11% of the global total. India is responsible for 6.6% of global emissions, edging out the 27 nations in the EU, which account for 6.4%, the report said.

I do not believe those numbers. India has over 1 billion people. They have no standards whatsoever. There's no chance we emit more than that shithole country does.
Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

We probably have more industry--and definitely more cars.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2021 01:02 PM (HrMC1)

241
$3.69 for ethyl in Brenham this afternoon. Bang up job Joe!
Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 12:51 PM (xEIoY)

Hm. I expected that Ethel would cost $20, same as in town.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2021 01:02 PM (n+4am)

242 I hope karma makes it so cold that anyone that mentions global warming get immediately shot in the dick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 01:03 PM (xfb67)

243 I seriously can't fathom how we got to this point and how so many people went along with it.
==
Nafta was a big deal. A big F'ng deal.

There were oodles and oodles of money to be made. And fortunes were made. And joe lunch pail got buried.

Ross Perot was absolutely correct.

Posted by: simplemind at May 07, 2021 01:04 PM (d/vv+)

244 Hm. I expected that Ethel would cost $20, same as in town.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2021 01:02 PM (n+4am)
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No way I'm taking Ethel of your hands for only $20!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:04 PM (2SdPm)

245 I understood some of those words.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 07, 2021 12:57 PM (GbPPJ)

The atmosphere makes it all RNG rolls. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 01:04 PM (Ojki1)

246 We have the capability to track and predict the impact of space junk (or at least we did).

So why do they keep saying that we do not?? The rocket body will most likely breakup and burn up in the atmosphere with most pieces of the debris landing in the oceans.

If that junk does impact in the USA is it considered a attack upon the sovereign soil of USA like 911 ??

Just sayin.......

Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:04 PM (OBw54)

247 ------------

No way I'm taking Ethel of your hands for only $20!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:04 PM (2SdPm)

But, I figured since everything's coming up roses......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

248 The atmosphere makes it all RNG rolls. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 01:04 PM (Ojki1)

Okay that I got.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 07, 2021 01:05 PM (GbPPJ)

249 How is the Canadian Great Slave Lake doing decades after that Soviet nuclear satellite crashed into it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:05 PM (8zaaV)

250 I do not believe those numbers. India has over 1 billion people. They have no standards whatsoever. There's no chance we emit more than that shithole country does.
Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Emissions of what? CO2? More than possible. Particulates? Not a chance. A non-trivial amount of the subcontinent still uses wood and dung as primary fuels and those are massive polluters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:05 PM (Jsjd7)

251
If that junk does impact in the USA is it considered a attack upon the sovereign soil of USA like 911 ??
Just sayin.......
Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:04 PM (OBw54)

Not with McShitpants at the helm.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

252 The trajectory on reentry involves nonlinear dissipative forces. If it was all in space it would be easy orbital mechanics stuff. But the second you start touching the boundary of the atmosphere you add velocity squared things akin to lift and drag to an object that has an ever-changing attitude and profile. It is nondeterministic. At this point, if you aren't actively controlling it Mr. Random is controlling it.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 12:56 PM (bYTQR)
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But hey, we can totally model what the atmosphere is going to do at any time. Science!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:06 PM (2SdPm)

253 You guys keep talking about Ethel, sounds like the kind of gal from my era? Anyone got a phone number, I need a new broad to handle the press sec. job after Jen leaves.

Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 01:07 PM (FPuSC)

254 No way I'm taking Ethel of your hands for only $20!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:04 PM (2SdPm)

I just can't catch a break.

Posted by: Fred Mertz at May 07, 2021 01:07 PM (2JVJo)

255 Not with McShitpants at the helm.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)
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We've been under attack by China since Clinton was in office.

Why would we wake up now?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:07 PM (2SdPm)

256 Didn't Ray Stevens make a song about Ethel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:07 PM (8zaaV)

257

So, what your sayin about the Chinese booster re-entry is that when it hits the atmosphere millions of Maxwell's demons swarm and gangbang the shit out of it, causing it to explode with delight and demon jizz, but mostly demon jizz, leading it to fling it's naughty bits far in wide in orgasmic shame, 'cause that part of the Chink Kink?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 07, 2021 01:07 PM (o6NKx)

258 Not with McShitpants at the helm.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)
---
That's Hector Camacho Mountain Dew Shitpants to you!

Posted by: Hector Camacho Mountain Dew Shitpants at May 07, 2021 01:07 PM (cI7Oj)

259 Nood. Men can give birth.

Posted by: Vyx at May 07, 2021 01:07 PM (h1hWo)

260 Even in the strictest shut down here in NorCal you didn't need to wear a mask outside if you keep your distance.
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2021 12:29 PM (Zmnko)

You're still buying in to the scam, aren't you?

Posted by: Justsayin' at May 07, 2021 01:08 PM (Fs5vw)

261 We probably have more industry--and definitely more cars.
Posted by: JoeF.

India is a bad example since much of their economy runs on cow shit. (cooking and heating,) but they do have a LOT of industry which is coal, but I am sure it is undercounted.

The real issue is that the West is MUCH more efficient. So maybe it takes a ton of coal to produce a ton of steel in the west, it takes 2 tons in China.

Right from the start this was a scam. The Kyoto agreement gave incentives to switch production to less efficient producers, and add shipping. It was known at the time but the green shit heads thought it was a matter of principal and we couldn't punish the third world, yada yada.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 01:08 PM (zEK/W)

262 Emissions of what? CO2? More than possible. Particulates? Not a chance. A non-trivial amount of the subcontinent still uses wood and dung as primary fuels and those are massive polluters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:05 PM (Jsjd7)

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Not to mention all the cow flatulence because they refused to eat them.

/

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 01:08 PM (c3dw6)

263 >>>I hope karma makes it so cold that anyone that mentions global warming get immediately shot in the dick.<<<
>Just wait until all of the people who fled to MT and WY get a little taste of winter. Their dicks are going shrivel and break from frostbite.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 01:08 PM (2goRJ)

264 So, what your sayin about the Chinese booster re-entry is that when it
hits the atmosphere millions of Maxwell's demons swarm and gangbang the
shit out of it, causing it to explode with delight and demon jizz, but
mostly demon jizz, leading it to fling it's naughty bits far in wide in
orgasmic shame, 'cause that part of the Chink Kink?

Exactly

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:09 PM (8zaaV)

265 India has over a billion people? That's a lot of Kwik-E-Marts!

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

266 If we would just come together and put our minds to you know, the "thing," then we can achieve...what Barack put me of charge of while from Florida to New York...um, well... anyways

Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 01:10 PM (FPuSC)

267 Most likely these shithole countries are emitting more NOx than COx.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 01:10 PM (2goRJ)

268 203 Do Obama's kids not have SS protection?
__________

I don't think they do anymore, since they're both adults now.

But seriously, how much "white supremacist" violence are they likely to be exposed to on Martha's Vineyard, or at Harvard?

For that matter, how much "white supremacist" violence would they be exposed to anywhere? It's a bullshit myth that our country is awash in "white supremacism," being spread by our asshole media, Hollywood, and big business.

If either of the Obama girls were to be exposed to violence, it's most likely to come from some other blacks, not from whites, who commit very little inter-racial crime (unlike blacks, who attack other races in disproportionately high numbers).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (k4dH2)

269 The "they will get pulled over for having their stereo too loud" thing.... um, define "too loud" for me, would you?

Would that not mean "IN EXCESS OF VOLUME" as in "a local statute violation"?

I mean, that's like bitching your worried your kid will get busted for shoplifting. Well, duh.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (KZzsI)

270 $2.67 for regular unleaded here in NE MA. Was bitching to myself about the price this morning as I was filling up, but the fellow at the next pump overheard me and said, "Yeah, I remember when it was less than two bucks."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 12:59 PM

Yep. About the same out here in the 413. Glad my Honda sips regular unleaded and my commute is shorter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (m+jkK)

271 "The atmosphere makes it all RNG rolls. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 01:04 PM (Ojki1)

Okay that I got.
Posted by: alexthechick "

It's not capsule shaped so it's not dynamically stable.
And it's melting and coming apart.
Beat a badminton shuttle til it's featherless.
Feel free to daydream about badminton shorts, it is Friday after all.

Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2021 01:15 PM (FhXTo)

272 "And less than desirable personal hygiene. But the real disconcerting part is potentially waking up with your kidney."

With, without...
And who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?

Posted by: Floyd, pink variety. at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM (a07g0)

273 So if you want to help the environment, kiddies, stop buying shit from China.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (9vrWD)

274 The "we can't predict where the rocket will land" stuff is an excuse for when it lands precisely on Mar-A-Lago.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2021 01:32 PM (E+OcO)

275 Asian gas doesn't smell. Unless you've been near a flatulent Korean full of kim chee.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 07, 2021 01:58 PM (NVDjf)

276 Remember, America MUST MAKE EVERYTHING. Either 100% of manufacturing in the world happens in America or else. And Americans cannot be allowed to work in anything other than government or manufacturing. (You want to try anything else? Fine. Face the wrath of the police, traitor.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2021 02:15 PM (49Dnm)

277 Looks like the Dragon is the Earths #1 Polluter America is at the Bottom Where is Greenpeace?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 07, 2021 05:16 PM (FLiOE)

278 Look, guys. Great nations get a century each. The 18th century was the French century. The 19th century was the British century. The twentieth century was the American century. The 21st century is the Chinese century. (The Russians are still waiting for their century, and they're going to wait a long time.)
If the people in China's colonies, meaning mostly us and Africa, object to their climate pollution, they're going to expect us to mitigate it, and we're trying as hard as we can.

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