Quick Hits: Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Range Robbery Edition

Election Audits, Then vs Now: pic.twitter.com/M6mAPhpNB6
— Jewish Deplorable (@TrumpJew2) May 7, 2021

Oh did the Chamber's extraordinarily hard work and energy electing so many Democrats to Congress not work out well for them and help lead to the current situation? Who ever could have predicted this? https://t.co/VMJ0Q5Yo4e
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) May 7, 2021

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— robyn♡ (@RRR0BYN) May 6, 2021

Too much white supremacy!

Hi @dabeard. You're an exec. editor at @NatGeo & you're an alumn of @washingtonpost, @AP & @BostonGlobe. Why did you identify Patrick Thompson, the man arrested over the stabbing of two elderly Asian women in San Francisco, as white? https://t.co/48g6unafl0 pic.twitter.com/cUuPHHyvNO
— Andy Ngô (@MrAndyNgo) May 6, 2021

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— JD_ (@1mrduds) May 6, 2021

Labour: "We are the party of working people."

Sky News: “Can I stop you there… you're not the party of working people because you appear to be the party of middle-class graduates in the London suburbs and the metropolitan areas.”

Boom. 💥 pic.twitter.com/dNcZxwvASe
— Darren Grimes (@darrengrimes_) May 7, 2021

‘Skynet Is A Private Company, They Can Do What They Want,’ Says Man Getting Curb-Stomped By Terminator https://t.co/aJGy7Km5uK
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 5, 2021

This Ohio State Senator thought he was slick, using a Zoom background of his home office while driving... debating a bill for harsher penalties for distracted driving https://t.co/XfangsLaHX pic.twitter.com/r55ti7bsma
— Brody Logan (@BrodyLogan) May 6, 2021

Whatever:

Nike, PlayStation, and Paul George unveiled these PG 5 Colorway shoes created by Nike and PlayStation designers. They're set to drop in select regions starting May 14 (actual PS5 not included). https://t.co/IZAX5y49Li pic.twitter.com/hkRe4ZEzif
— IGN (@IGN) May 5, 2021

I guess it's no stupider than selling a shoe (made in China with near-slave-labor) with a $60 mark-up just because Queen LeBron's name is on it.

Though... yeah, it does feel a little stupider than that. Not sure why, though.

This is why you don't try to rob a gun range:

New security camera footage from Las Vegas exactly shows why you should not try to rob a gun store... pic.twitter.com/HwAIHtfMpH
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) May 5, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 06:11 PM

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1 First

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at May 07, 2021 05:15 PM (cMXNt)

2 Whoa

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 05:15 PM (uEbPt)

3 Those Carter photos are hysterical

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2021 05:16 PM (Zmnko)

4
That dumb cop let himself get stabbed.

NEVER go near a perp with a knife, jackass.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 05:16 PM (eoAMM)

5 Huzzah! And I nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:17 PM (u82oZ)

6 It's been a long week ( as they all are lately ).
Good to see that concealed gun class taking action. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 05:18 PM (85Gof)

7 That dumb cop let himself get stabbed.

NEVER go near a perp with a knife, jackass.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 05:16 PM (eoAMM)

Well before this woke era, the cop would have just shot him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 05:18 PM (85Gof)

8 Noted Moron Andy Warhol said it best "everyone is white for 15 minutes*."

*Usually the worst 15 minutes of their life

//Andy "Artist" Warhol

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 05:19 PM (Lzpvj)

9 I can't too worked up about any of this because I'm drinking while getting a hummer from a busty lobbyist.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 07, 2021 05:20 PM (uWF4x)

10 Chamber of Congress proves themselves to be geniuses as usual.

Cutting off unemployment benefits may fill jobs that were being created, but it doesn't create jobs in the first place. And nothing can magically bring back the jobs that were destroyed due to the government shutting the economy down for a year. That cost has to be realized somehow, and keeping labor costs higher to punish the commies' corporate collaborators is as good a way as any.

Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2021 05:20 PM (kOpft)

11 Has even one of these Asian attacks been done by a white person?

Because every one I've seen has had a black attacker or attackers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:20 PM (k4dH2)

12 7 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 05:18 PM (85Gof)

In Antifamerica Stabber cops you.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 05:20 PM (Lzpvj)

13 I don't understand the Zoom background feature. Why can't normal, ordinary people just broadcast from where they actually are. Are you telecommuting from a sex dungeon or something?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 05:20 PM (H5knJ)

14 The Bee: Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 05:20 PM (uEbPt)

15 11 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:20 PM (k4dH2)

Most attackers of pallor aspire to attack nubile asians with groinal thrusts...

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 05:21 PM (Lzpvj)

16 13 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 05:20 PM (H5knJ)

Funny you should ask that....

//Jeffery "Lubin with" Toobin

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 05:22 PM (Lzpvj)

17 Those Carter photos are hysterical
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2021 05:16 PM (Zmnko)
........

Is that the Good Witch in the wall portrait?
lol

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 05:22 PM (v0R5T)

18 @TheBabylonBee

LOS ANGELES, CA--Cyberdyne Systems has recently launched its artificial intelligence program called Skynet.

-----

snopes.com rates this as "mostly false."

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 05:22 PM (c3dw6)

19 14 Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 05:20 PM (uEbPt)

The prince sulks off certain of his correct moral decision but letting his veins open from loss....

//Fin

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 05:23 PM (Lzpvj)

20 Why is the reporter wearing a mask?

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 05:23 PM (g5wSw)

21 The representative calling in on his Zoom meeting on distracted driving was doing it on purpose just to be a jerk to everyone else, same as Obama's pdf birth certificate with multiple layers and the multi-state pause during the election. They WANT you to know. We're at that point as a nation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 05:23 PM (nMXLX)

22 Most attackers of pallor aspire to attack nubile asians with groinal thrusts...

That actually was the one bit of violence aimed at asians by a white dude..because he couldn't handle the temptation to get a happy ending at his local massage parlor.

Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2021 05:23 PM (kOpft)

23 Boom! Coulda had a first if I gave a shit about it. Ain't my first rodeo.

Posted by: Bill Gates at May 07, 2021 05:23 PM (xopIz)

24 >>Because every one I've seen has had a black attacker or attackers.

I said 'C' Motherfucker!

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 05:24 PM (g5wSw)

25 Why is the reporter wearing a mask?

***

And why were Professor President Doctor Biden and his wife NOT wearing masks around elderly people that are not only not members of their household but who live in a completely different state?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 05:24 PM (nMXLX)

26 10001st

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 07, 2021 05:24 PM (huES0)

27 Most attackers of pallor aspire to attack nubile asians with groinal thrusts...

_________

Well yeah, I meant like that elderly Asian guy in NYC who was beat and stomped into critical condition by a black man, or the Asians in NJ who had their heads bashed with concrete blocks by two black girls (Malia and Sasha Obama, perhaps, making a pre-emptive strike out of fear that they may get shot for playing their car radio too loud?)

I didn't mean pasty Bill Gates porking his Chinese translator.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:24 PM (k4dH2)

28 22 Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2021 05:23 PM (kOpft)

also known as the "holy f*ck that was awesome but now I am out of money!" rage quit on life....

a healthy society would have that lad at full employment keeping them and himself *ahem* happily ending a lot.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 05:25 PM (Lzpvj)

29 wouldn't mind seeing the uncut camera footage, seems jerky and hard to see as posted.

But then...the press sucks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 07, 2021 05:25 PM (ifmtJ)

30 Off skelator sock.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 05:25 PM (xopIz)

31 Has even one of these Asian attacks been done by a white person?

Because every one I've seen has had a black attacker or attackers.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:20 PM (k4dH2)

Happy Ending boy but that was because of who gives happy endings.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 05:25 PM (2DOZq)

32 Has even one of these Asian attacks been done by a white person?

Because every one I've seen has had a black attacker or attackers.

***

It's almost like the whole "hate crime" hoax problem, isn't it?

Also you don't want to know the percent of violent attacks against cross dressers committed by the black community. Hint: A tad disproportional

It's weird how that's not talked about.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 05:26 PM (nMXLX)

33 #25

All things are possible when you photoshop.

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 07, 2021 05:26 PM (huES0)

34 Reese, what are you doing with that chocolate and peanut butter?

Posted by: Sarah Connor at May 07, 2021 05:26 PM (WFMLs)

35 27 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:24 PM (k4dH2)

The answer is "one attack by a sex starved nutter"....

The hilarious thing is the donks are not grasping they are building the coalition that will doom them through their antics.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 05:26 PM (Lzpvj)

36 I've never seen an office chair with a shoulder harness. Nice try, though.

Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2021 05:27 PM (DzhEB)

37 It ain't fit to print if it doesn't follow the narrative

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 05:28 PM (Cxk7w)

38 Why is the reporter wearing a mask?
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 05:23 PM (g5wSw)

Which guy? The one in the Carol Brady spot of the Ohio controlling board?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 05:28 PM (Ez6QX)

39 You can't find a $500 PS5 on the store shelves so why not get the next best thing! A pair of $500 Nikes with the same color scheme!

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2021 05:28 PM (vMCab)

40 36 Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2021 05:27 PM (DzhEB)

There might be good money in various office settings for your VTC....

"Bond Villain Base", "Golgotha", "Heaven" "hell"

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 05:28 PM (Lzpvj)

41 That actually was the one bit of violence aimed at asians by a white dude..because he couldn't handle the temptation to get a happy ending at his local massage parlor.
__________

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about him.

But he was shooting them because they were sex workers and he was pathetic, not because they were Asian.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:29 PM (k4dH2)

42 Just because Vox doesn't know why auditors are shining UV lights on ballots doesn't mean nobody else does.

Also, the auditors aren't only Republicans, are they?

Posted by: Emmie at May 07, 2021 05:29 PM (ofYez)

43 @32

It's all stray voltage, Deep Donk can pretty much spin any narrative they want, who's going to challenge them?

The GOP is completely checked out, they don't even burble out boilerplate twaddle.

They're non-corporeal.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2021 05:30 PM (IZ4ib)

44 9 I can't too worked up about any of this because I'm drinking while getting a hummer from ~~a busty lobbyist~~ Frank Luntz.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 07, 2021 05:20 PM
--------------------

FIFY

Posted by: Melinda at May 07, 2021 05:31 PM (ju2Fy)

45 Sock off.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 07, 2021 05:32 PM (ju2Fy)

46 Speaking of the National CoC

Did you know they represent scores of different industries
which makes the
National Ass. of Realtors the biggest Bribing, er, Lobbying Group in the world.

Explains lots of bank/housing market manipulation
Methinks.

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 07, 2021 05:32 PM (huES0)

47 Vegas reporter. Not interviewing anyone. Just doing an outdoor standup.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 05:32 PM (g5wSw)

48 That guy in the Caleb Hull video didn't rob a gun store. He snatched a gun out of the bag of a student at a concealed carry class.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 05:32 PM (i0wNm)

49 Just because Vox doesn't know why auditors are shining UV lights on ballots doesn't mean nobody else does.

***

$50 says one of them who wrote something about how stupid Trump was for mentioning UV disinfection speculated it has something to do with disinfection.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 05:32 PM (e6I/s)

50 Check out this short tape of Meat Puppet trying to read his teleprompter.

He is toast.

https://tinyurl.com/z7sfspbh

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 05:32 PM (uiux8)

51 Harder to find: PS5 or PSNikes? (Shnikees?)

And when the hell did people start using "colorways" instead of "colors"? I'm seeing this everywhere now.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 07, 2021 05:32 PM (uhPTO)

52 $50 says one of them who wrote something about how stupid Trump was for mentioning UV disinfection speculated it has something to do with disinfection.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 05:32 PM (e6I/s)

Ha! That's a good bet!

Posted by: Emmie at May 07, 2021 05:33 PM (ofYez)

53 42 Just because Vox doesn't know why auditors are shining UV lights on ballots doesn't mean nobody else does.

Also, the auditors aren't only Republicans, are they?
__________

The UV lights are so they can see if the ballot papers have the watermark that is on official state ballots.

The auditors are from Florida. It was the Republicans in the AZ senate who hired them for the job.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:33 PM (k4dH2)

54 Suspect refused to talk to police. Friends, this is happening more and more. Just like every democrat for the past 50 years hoped and planned for.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2021 05:33 PM (0OP+5)

55 Not one Asian attack by a whitey that I've seen, they must be hiding them.

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 05:35 PM (Cxk7w)

56 Left: everyone in America is poorand starving

Also left: wow $1000 running shoes!!! Gotta get me some.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 07, 2021 05:35 PM (4A0e9)

57 My theory is the fauci is hoping to be pilloried for his over-cautiousness on masks as a distraction from his funding the PLA to create the Wuhan flu.

At this point, even he is not stupid enough to believe the nonsense he spouts.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 05:36 PM (zEK/W)

58 The UV lights are so they can see if the ballot papers have the watermark that is on official state ballots.

The auditors are from Florida. It was the Republicans in the AZ senate who hired them for the job.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:33 PM (k4dH2)

See, if the people at Vox read this blog, they wouldn't be so ignorant.

Posted by: Emmie at May 07, 2021 05:36 PM (ofYez)

59

Really does seem that STOP MUH ASINS HATING was a setup from the start. It began right after the Chauvin trial, there were ads on Youtube immediately, both graphics and video.

They were trying to setup MUH WHITE MALES again, just to keep the conflict going.

Is it all coming from Central Command? Has to be, it's all too well coordinated.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 07, 2021 05:36 PM (NuVOb)

60 #55

That's cause all of those are done by leftist media.

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 07, 2021 05:36 PM (huES0)

61 > And when the hell did people start using "colorways" instead of "colors"? I'm seeing this everywhere now.

I'm still pissed over "ask" replacing "request" and "gift" replacing "give".

As in, "My ask is you gift me a new PS5."

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 05:37 PM (i0wNm)

62 Eh the language has been evolving for hundreds of years. Replacing request with ask is along that linear path of the English language.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 07, 2021 05:39 PM (4A0e9)

63 That is the darkest 'white' man I have ever seen.

And that includes George Hamilton.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 05:40 PM (Rvt88)

64 These attacks on Asians have been going on all along. There are a lot of asian immigrants, and many live in communities bordering black neighborhoods. Many asians also have businesses in cities and marginal areas. I have been aware of their status as targets since the 80s at least.

Think about it, when I lived in US (near NE city) I would hear about shopkeepers and pedestrians being attacked all the time, but it never made the news.

Now, the MSM made an attempt to tie it to Trump using the word "China virus" and so they report on it. But there is no increase, this is just the Dem city violence which has been a constant for decades.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 05:40 PM (zEK/W)

65 > Really does seem that STOP MUH ASINS HATING was a setup from the start. It began right after the Chauvin trial, there were ads on Youtube immediately, both graphics and video.

No. It started after Trump emphasized Covid 19 is from China. The geniuses on the left saw an opportunity to rebrand the attacks as Trump influenced white supremacists run amok.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 05:40 PM (i0wNm)

66 All the "asian" hate attacks reminds me of the "Bait Car" TV show.

Seemed the same type of persons are involved....

Maybe we need an "Asian Bait" TV show.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 05:41 PM (R/m4+)

67 Are these the same assholes who use 'Borrow' interchangeably with 'Lend'?

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 05:41 PM (MHfAw)

68 Those not a masks look creepy.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 05:42 PM (1ENjc)

69 They were trying to setup MUH WHITE MALES again, just to keep the conflict going.

Is it all coming from Central Command? Has to be, it's all too well coordinated.
_________

It's very weird, because the media keep saying that whites are doing it, but every story (not including that idiot who shot up the massage parlor) where Asians have specifically been targeted, the attacker or attackers have been blacks.

Then there is the un-reported story that has been ongoing for several years now, where young black thugs target random white people and punch them in the face or the head as hard as they can, trying to take them out with one blow. The so-called "knock out game" has resulted in more than one white person being killed, but the media ignores this violence, because it's just blacks being blacks, much like teen black girls and their routine knife fights.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:42 PM (k4dH2)

70 66 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 05:41 PM (R/m4+)

It'd have to be on Adam and Eve channel...

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 05:42 PM (Lzpvj)

71 >>These attacks on Asians have been going on all along.

They were rapping about it in the early - mid 90s.

Spike Lee glorified it.

It's like Shark attacks.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 05:43 PM (MHfAw)

72 I'm still pissed over "ask" replacing "request" and "gift" replacing "give".

As in, "My ask is you gift me a new PS5."
Posted by: bonhomme

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The young seem to violently prefer the new form. I hate it. Everything is "gifted" and it sounds stupid.

It used to be a legal term, and I think it caught on because it sounded more hoity toity, but it hurts my ears.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 05:43 PM (zEK/W)

73 Not one Asian attack by a whitey that I've seen, they must be hiding them.
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 05:35 PM (Cxk7w)

Clearly they dont report the news in hawaii.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 05:44 PM (axyOa)

74 Those not a masks look creepy.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 05:42 PM (1ENjc)
.......

Chick on the left has removeable plastic.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

75 I have a question maybe people can help me with. I am officiating at a baptism on Sunday. We are having about 25 extra people and the sanctuary is large enough to accomodate them. I have never required people wearing masks and I don't myself. I told the mother I cannot do a service wearing a mask. After I asked her how many people are going to be there she wrote this:

"I believe everyone (her guests) plans on wearing masks as we don't know who will be there that is not vaccinated there and for _______(her baby from colds and such. Just wanted you to know. She doesn't get her final round of shots (normal baby shots) for a few weeks so we just need to be careful."

Do you think this woman is suggesting that I tell everyone to wear masks?. We always have them available in the back and as you come in, but I don't want to be the mask sherriff.

Gracious Lord, I hate all this mask stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 05:45 PM (k39e/)

76 Except: - - - - she is a gifted performer

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 05:46 PM (1ENjc)

77 No. It started after Trump emphasized Covid 19 is from China. The geniuses on the left saw an opportunity to rebrand the attacks as Trump influenced white supremacists run amok.
____________

So far all the "white supremacists" attacking innocent Asians have been black. Must be some of those "multicultural white supremacists" that the WaPo was writing about a few weeks back.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:46 PM (k4dH2)

78 I went into a Chinese restaurant, and ordered the Kung Pow Chicken. The waiter thought I was threatening him, and quit.

/rodneyking

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 07, 2021 05:47 PM (QzJWU)

79 I'd say leave a basket of masks with a note saying, "Please take a mask if you fell that you need one."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 05:47 PM (jOcSX)

80 And I didn't want to say that the masks are useless unless they're a N19 or whatever it's called.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 05:47 PM (k39e/)

81 Remember when the pre blm crowd tried to destroy Asian stores in the rodney king riots and the rooftop koreans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 05:47 PM (85Gof)

82 I'm still pissed over "ask" replacing "request" and "gift" replacing "give".

Posted by: bonhomme

During a monster conference call (100+ on the line) one of the senior execs lost his shit and screamed: "NO! NO, you imbecile! Not what is the ask!! - "What do you want?" is good! It has worked for a hundred years!!"

90+ of us went on mute and peed ourselves with laughter.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 05:47 PM (Rvt88)

83 Also,

Chinese internal propaganda is very anti-Western and multifacted. They want to justify their own hatred and violence against the West by claiming that white people hate Asians. They also want to paint democracy as chaotic, and unsafe. It is so bad that most Chinese on student visas went back to China in early 2019 because they felt that only in China would they be safe and get proper medical care.

It is arguable that the CCP water carriers are pushing this BS on request.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 05:48 PM (zEK/W)

84 Clearly they dont report the news in hawaii.
__________

In Hawaii it's the Asians who attack the whites.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:48 PM (k4dH2)

85 @64
The most hysterical and ironic thing I have witnessed was Al Sharpton standing with Asian Leaders decrying attacks on Asians and the climate of "white supremacy."

With the exception of perhaps the Atlanta massage parlor attack, literally all of the dozen attacks that have been in the news have been perpetrated by black people.

As has been said, this is Deep Donk stray voltage and narrative emanitizing.

They need the country to be a roiling cauldron.
It's how they've advanced their agenda for the last 100 years.

Or alternatively...

With very few exceptions, the worst moments in American history always have Democrats and Democrat policies as the culprit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2021 05:48 PM (IZ4ib)

86 Oh hell.
Got that backwards.
Never mind. Never post from kindle.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 05:48 PM (axyOa)

87 Vox : hey you know if you squint just right that jobs report was actually not bad.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 07, 2021 05:48 PM (4A0e9)

88 Carter pics freak me out.

No sex for me today.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 05:49 PM (o89XP)

89 If she wants them to wear masks she can tell them.

The important thing, though, is, in the pool, will you be wearing a swim suit or a long white gown?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 05:49 PM (1ENjc)

90
In Hawaii it's the Asians who attack the whites.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:48 PM (k4dH2)

Yeah.
I read it wrong.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 05:49 PM (axyOa)

91 Gift instead of give is not new. Ast instead ask is not new. Twicet instead of twice is not new. A 't' on the end of any word is not new. For some cultures.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2021 05:50 PM (0OP+5)

92 The important thing, though, is, in the pool, will you be wearing a swim suit or a long white gown?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 05:49 PM (1ENjc)

Thong bikini and a crop top t-shirt, obviously.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 05:51 PM (jOcSX)

93 Blacks and Asians don 't get along. Remember all the beauty stor e and nail salon fights? th ey hate each other.

Posted by: Jamaica nyc at May 07, 2021 05:51 PM (b+v9B)

94 Do you think this woman is suggesting that I tell everyone to wear masks?. We always have them available in the back and as you come in, but I don't want to be the mask sherriff.

Gracious Lord, I hate all this mask stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 05:45 PM (k39e/)

I'm assuming this is during a regular service, and not just a baptism after a service for her family? If so, I'd tell her exactly what you told us, and offer to have the Baptism after service if masks for parishioners is a deal breaker for her (since you don't require them for your parishioners).

Posted by: Nova local at May 07, 2021 05:52 PM (b1h2x)

95 Gift instead of give is not new. Ast instead ask is not new. Twicet instead of twice is not new. A 't' on the end of any word is not new. For some cultures.
Posted by: Eromero

I'd argue but I bees goin' to the bafroom.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 05:52 PM (Rvt88)

96 7 That dumb cop let himself get stabbed.

NEVER go near a perp with a knife, jackass.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 05:16 PM (eoAMM)

Well before this woke era, the cop would have just shot him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 05:18 PM (85Gof)

6 months from now cops will discover they are better of letting the attacker kill them rather than defending themselves at all.

Posted by: DOJ at May 07, 2021 05:53 PM (Ojki1)

97 Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 05:49 PM (1ENjc)

It's an infant baptism. No pool

-and now all the people who don't believe in infant baptism can harrumph and scowl, J/K

, but please I don't want to debate theology now.

We want people to attend the church-not leave in chagrin. Therefore even if we had a pool I wouldn't be wearing a bathing suit, Some pastors do the full immersion thing while wearing robes and the evangelical pastors do it in their regular clothes

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 05:53 PM (k39e/)

98 A buddy of mine is Asian. He travels the pacific rim a lot.
He was in the bank exchanging money and complained about the changing exchange rates. The banker guy just shrugged and said "Fluctuations."

" Well, " said my friend, "fluck you white guys!"

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 05:54 PM (axyOa)

99 The important thing, though, is, in the pool, will you be wearing a swim suit or a long white gown?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 05:49 PM (1ENjc)

Thong bikini and a crop top t-shirt, obviously.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

At an adult Baptism I attended years ago the newly dunked wore a Che' tee shirt.

Sheesh

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 05:54 PM (Rvt88)

100 Posted by: Nova local at May 07, 2021 05:52 PM (b1h2x)

We always have a baptism during a regular service. The congregation takes vows too. It's a part of our canon, as it were.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 05:54 PM (k39e/)

101 6 months from now cops will discover they are better of letting the attacker kill them rather than defending themselves at all.

Posted by: DOJ at May 07, 2021 05:53 PM (Ojki1)

"Judged by 12" isn't looking like such an amazing option anymore.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 05:54 PM (uEbPt)

102 https://www.dailysignal.com/i spoke with residents at the border american citizens are paying criminal costs
https://tinyurl.com/yp9hk4z4

It's not long but might shock you

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 05:55 PM (Cxk7w)

103 Cops probably will look like the referees at that fight in Slap Shot, just standing by watching it.

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 05:56 PM (Cxk7w)

104 Tomorrow I'll surprise her with a new sex position called,The Belly Flop.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 05:58 PM (o89XP)

105 14 The Bee: Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 05:20 PM (uEbPt)

Given how problematic so much of Disney's past is these days the only really corrective action they can take is to completely shut down the entire company and destroy everything related to it in penance. If America is damned for its founding sins, how can the Disney company not lead by its example of removing all its "poisoned" roots?

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 05:59 PM (Ojki1)

106 Those Carter photos are hysterical

I cannot decide if they thought the bizarrely poor photoshops were going to fool people are knew it wouldn't and did not care because humiliating people with obvious falsehood is part of the kink?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 05:59 PM (KZzsI)

107 During a monster conference call (100+ on the line) one of the senior
execs lost his shit and screamed: "NO! NO, you imbecile! Not what is the
ask!! - "What do you want?" is good! It has worked for a hundred
years!!

*Foghorn Leghorn voice*
"Speak, I say boy, speak English. Ah cain't understand a word you're sayin'!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 06:00 PM (HaL55)

108
Carter pics freak me out.

No sex for me today.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 05:49 PM

The Carter 'dollhouse' picture? I saw that and wondered if my perception of reality has been suddenly affected by my youthful... indiscretions.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 07, 2021 06:00 PM (N/gDA)

109 >>>citizens are paying criminal costs
https://tinyurl.com/yp9hk4z4

It's not long but might shock you
Posted by
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All the people from south of the border who wanted to come and work are already here.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 06:00 PM (1ENjc)

110 100 Posted by: Nova local at May 07, 2021 05:52 PM (b1h2x)

We always have a baptism during a regular service. The congregation takes vows too. It's a part of our canon, as it were.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 05:54 PM (k39e/)

That's tougher, then. I'm 99% sure mom wants the masks, but you're in charge. So, I'd tell her what you told us and that masks are available, but not enforced. Since it has to be part of service, my new suggestions would be to offer to reschedule the ceremony for later in the summer (if any time without masks is a deal breaker) or to possibly keep the baby out of service outside til baptism time (if limited exposure is okay). Although, who knows - maybe she'll be fine, even with her email, b/c maybe she thought you wanted masks?

Posted by: Nova local at May 07, 2021 06:00 PM (b1h2x)

111 ..It's not long but might shock you. It's not long but might shock you. Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 05:55 PM (Cxk7w)

Shoot, Shovel & Shut Up, on an Industrial Scale.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 07, 2021 06:00 PM (QzJWU)

112 Those masks with clear parts over the mouth are meant so that people who need to read lips can do so, I believe.

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 06:00 PM (wyw4S)

113 TonyPete @ 99, I wore slacks and a longsleeve white shirt buttoned to the top, just like the preacher was wearing. I was dunked in a pond when I was 12.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2021 06:01 PM (0OP+5)

114 Just to be safe, toss a bit of steak in the water.

Never sure where sharks or piranha are

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 06:03 PM (8zaaV)

115 Does furiously masturbating to Asian lez pron considered hateful? Asking for,,uh,,research purposes....

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 07, 2021 06:03 PM (yn6zs)

116 A woke shoe company and a woke video game console maker, teaming to bring you more woke. Now they just need to put LeBrawndo's name on that shit to bring about the singularity of puke.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 07, 2021 06:03 PM (H3MF8)

117 We don't wear masks in church.
Until about three months ago we would put the mask on before entering then take it off in the sanctuary.

Now, we just don't wear masks.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 06:04 PM (1ENjc)

118 Those masks with clear parts over the mouth are meant so that people who need to read lips can do so, I believe.

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 06:00 PM (wyw4S)

And have their fava beans and a nice chianti.

Posted by: 4 at May 07, 2021 06:04 PM (KnJdm)

119
I remember when Disney portrayed Baptism as something Shirley Temple would perform on a black child, repeatedly. Asking, over and over, if he 'believed.'

Until finally the child confessed that he believed she was 'trying to drown me'. That footage received Winston Smith treatment.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 07, 2021 06:07 PM (N/gDA)

120 Those masks with clear parts over the mouth are meant so that people who need to read lips can do so, I believe.

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 06:00 PM (wyw4S)

If you burp in those clear masks do they fog up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 06:08 PM (85Gof)

121 I'd say leave a basket of masks with a note saying, "Please take a mask if you fell that you need one."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

I would add "please return your mask to this basket, as many others have done".

Posted by: Miklos with a Buster Keaton straight face at May 07, 2021 06:09 PM (QzkSJ)

122 If you burp in those clear masks do they fog up?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 06:08 PM (85Gof)
------

I would think so. I would think if you breathe in those masks they'll fog up.

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 06:10 PM (wyw4S)

123 Those masks with clear parts over the mouth are meant so that people who need to read lips can do so, I believe.

Another example of organizing the world around the needs of a tiny minority. We can engage in this nonsense because we are preposterously wealthy by historical standards and have run out of meaningful inequities to fight apparently. But no sane society makes tiny demographics the fulcrum of policy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 06:10 PM (H5knJ)

124 I'd say leave a basket of masks with a note saying, "Please take a mask if you fell that you need one."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

I would add "please return your mask to this basket, as many others have done".
Posted by: Miklos with a Buster Keaton straight face at May 07, 2021 06:09 PM (QzkSJ)

What's next? The undies basket?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 06:11 PM (85Gof)

125 What's next? The undies basket?

The Japanese got that market already with vending machines even.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 06:12 PM (8zaaV)

126 124 I'd say leave a basket of masks with a note saying, "Please take a mask if you fell that you need one."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

I would add "please return your mask to this basket, as many others have done".
Posted by: Miklos with a Buster Keaton straight face at May 07, 2021 06:09 PM (QzkSJ)

What's next? The undies basket?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 06:11 PM (85Gof)

Sort of reminds me of a scene from Dane Cook's movie Employee of the Month...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 07, 2021 06:13 PM (H3MF8)

127 119
I remember when Disney portrayed Baptism as something Shirley Temple would perform on a black child, repeatedly. Asking, over and over, if he 'believed.'

Until finally the child confessed that he believed she was 'trying to drown me'. That footage received Winston Smith treatment.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 07, 2021 06:07 PM (N/gDA)

Ed Wood-

Minister- "Do you renounce Satan and all his works?"
Bill Murry character- "Sure."

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 06:13 PM (Ojki1)

128 Fen, would you be able to do a private baptism for them after your regular service? If so, I would say something like "we have masks available for those who wish to wear them. Some people choose to wear them, some don't. If you are uncomfortable with that, would you like to have the baptism immediately after the service, after the regular participants have left?"

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 06:14 PM (wyw4S)

129 Worked doing repairs at a climbing gym today I helped build 2 years ago, they were making patrons wear masks climbing 40 foot high walls

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 06:14 PM (Cxk7w)

130 What's next? The undies basket?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Those are donations.

We sell them to Japanese vending machine companies.

Posted by: Miklosian non-profit entrepreneurialism at May 07, 2021 06:14 PM (QzkSJ)

131 124 I'd say leave a basket of masks with a note saying, "Please take a mask if you fell that you need one."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

I would add "please return your mask to this basket, as many others have done".
Posted by: Miklos with a Buster Keaton straight face at May 07, 2021 06:09 PM (QzkSJ)

What's next? The undies basket?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 06:11 PM (85Gof)

Way ahead of you gaijin.

Posted by: Japan at May 07, 2021 06:15 PM (Ojki1)

132 Points to #125

Humans are sooo slow... nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 06:16 PM (8zaaV)

133 125 What's next? The undies basket?

The Japanese got that market already with vending machines even.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 06:12 PM (8zaaV)

I think Japan was finally shamed by the international community into making the vending machines illegal. Of course, using Pachinko parlors as gambling dens is also illegal, and look at how well that worked out.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 06:17 PM (Ojki1)

134
Worked doing repairs at a climbing gym today I helped build 2 years ago, they were making patrons wear masks climbing 40 foot high walls

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 06:14 PM

Let's examine the actual science. If the coronavirus is more dangerous after 10 o'clock it is certainly more contagious at higher elevations.

Posted by: Dr Frauci at May 07, 2021 06:18 PM (N/gDA)

135 An addendum, Fen - I know you said the congregation takes part but could her 25 guests stand in for the rest, if you can do it after the service?

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 06:18 PM (wyw4S)

136 132 Points to #125

Humans are sooo slow... nyah
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 06:16 PM (8zaaV)

*Waves laser pointer around to distract cat girl*

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 06:18 PM (Ojki1)

137 They'll soon,I bet you, have student Karen's rat out parents friends and receive $$.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 06:19 PM (o89XP)

138 *goes pouncing after light*

"Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 06:19 PM (8zaaV)

139 Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 06:14 PM (wyw4S)

No; We don't do private baptisms except in case of a real emergency and this has already been set. It's incorporated into the rest of the service . I don't know if people are going to freak out because were singing, but we always sing and we have nice baptismal songs. I always looked forward to baptisms. This one I may be glad when it's over. We had one in July of last year and it was fine

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 06:20 PM (k39e/)

140 What's next? The undies basket?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You had underwear?

Luxury!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 06:20 PM (Rvt88)

141 137 They'll soon,I bet you, have student Karen's rat out parents friends and receive $$.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 06:19 PM (o89XP)

Why not just get the parent's own kid to do it. It's traditional and helps set the right climate that a police state wants.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 06:21 PM (Ojki1)

142 Hopefully she's aware of how it works if she's part of the congregation, Fen. Maybe you can say "people may wear masks if they wish and we have some available if they need one."

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 06:22 PM (wyw4S)

143
Baptism is traumatic. My baptism was only a month after my circumcision. I couldn't walk for another year.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 07, 2021 06:23 PM (N/gDA)

144 Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 06:22 PM (wyw4S)

She is technically a member but I haven't seen here since she got married there three years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 06:24 PM (k39e/)

145 I think Japan was finally shamed by the international community into making the vending machines illegal. Of course, using Pachinko parlors as gambling dens is also illegal, and look at how well that worked out.
Posted by: Bete

Fun fact: Japan used their Antiques Laws to ban it. In Japan you can't sell antiques of a certain class and age. They just added the items to the list. Bingo. Gone.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2021 06:24 PM (nI1Kq)

146 Baptism is traumatic. My baptism was only a month after my circumcision. I couldn't walk for another year.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 07, 2021 06:23 PM (N/gDA)

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 06:24 PM (85Gof)

147 Baptists don't get baptisted until the person is old enough to understand the meaning.

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 06:27 PM (Cxk7w)

148 I'll start a church that'll tell everyone not to wear a mask, period. You insist, then you're getting a list of pussy churches where they do and tell you to get the fuck out.

Posted by: Justsayin' at May 07, 2021 06:28 PM (Fs5vw)

149 Why not just get the parent's own kid to do it. It's traditional and helps set the right climate that a police state wants.
Posted by: Bete

calling many million of people terrorist, must be very stupid or they belIeve they have absolute power.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 06:29 PM (o89XP)

150 Why wear a mask in a Church or Temple? Wouldn't G-D protect you?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 06:30 PM (85Gof)

151 144 Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 06:22 PM (wyw4S)

She is technically a member but I haven't seen here since she got married there three years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 06:24 PM (k39e/)

Even more reason to spell out your Church rules in advance to her if she hasn't been there...saves the freak out by anyone on the day.

Posted by: Nova local at May 07, 2021 06:31 PM (b1h2x)

152 Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 06:27 PM (Cxk7w)

Yes; I understand that. I am not into debating this.
We call people "understanding it" -Confirmation. This is my church polity and I accept it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 06:31 PM (k39e/)

153 Posted by: Nova local at May 07, 2021 06:31 PM (b1h2x)

I already explained as much as I could. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 06:31 PM (k39e/)

154 I'll start a church that'll tell everyone not to wear a mask, period. You insist, then you're getting a list of pussy churches where they do and tell you to get the fuck out.
Posted by: Justsayin'

St Joan of Arc, is that you?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 06:33 PM (Rvt88)

155 Baptism is traumatic. My baptism was only a month after my circumcision. I couldn't walk for another year.

...and there goes a mouthful of perfectly good Guinness...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 06:36 PM (HaL55)

156 There's a joke somewhere here about "First Church of Christ, Nudist. Due to the COVID Pandemic, please wear a mask during service."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 06:39 PM (jOcSX)

157 The churches bowed down to Caesar. No...wait... they prostrated themselves before Caesar.

Posted by: Justsayin' at May 07, 2021 06:39 PM (Fs5vw)

158 157 The churches bowed down to Caesar. No...wait... they prostrated themselves before Caesar.
Posted by: Justsayin' at May 07, 2021 06:39 PM (Fs5vw)

Pope is working with the CCP to come up with an approved Bible to use in China.

But they totes get an undeserved bad rap for 30's and 40's Germany stance that would never happen today.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 06:41 PM (Ojki1)

159 Posted by: Justsayin' at May 07, 2021 06:39 PM (Fs5vw)

I thought we -my particular church-and the others opened did pretty well, all things considered. We had online services from March to May. We met outside for two months and we resumed inside in July of last year, which is quicker than some churches did so we may have bowed to Ceasar but we certainly didn't keep it up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 06:44 PM (k39e/)

160 It is the craziest thing about Progressives - they howl about something, and moment slater pretend they did nothing of the sort.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at May 07, 2021 06:45 PM (EwPKb)

161 I can't even imagine what an "approved" Bible for China would look like. Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 06:48 PM (k39e/)

162 I can't even imagine what an "approved" Bible for China would look like. Uggh!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 06:48 PM (k39e/)

Little and red.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 07, 2021 06:49 PM (t+qrx)

163 "Let's examine the actual science. If the coronavirus is more dangerous after 10 o'clock it is certainly more contagious at higher elevations."

But of course! Take restaurants for example. When you stand UP, you have to wear a mask. But sit back DOWN and you can take it off!

Posted by: Russtovich at May 07, 2021 06:53 PM (KIZmn)

164 I find it grimly amusing that a single 6x6 steel post base is almost as much as a treated 6x6x16 post.

But no mean tweets.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2021 07:03 PM (IZ4ib)

165 The sitting down to take off your mask and standing up and putting it on makes no sense. So much of this makes no sense. That's what that English Dr. who writes on authoritarian government says. People accepting what makes no sense is part of the control.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 07:04 PM (k39e/)

166 have a plan

Posted by: x4 at May 07, 2021 07:06 PM (oA+QO)

167 What IS the name of that English Dr?. He wrote under a pseudonym and was often featured in "City Journal"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 07:07 PM (k39e/)

168 I just recalled-Theodore Dalrymple.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 07:09 PM (k39e/)

169 "What IS the name of that English Dr?. He wrote under a pseudonym and was often featured in "City Journal"?"

Dalrymple?

Posted by: Russtovich at May 07, 2021 07:09 PM (KIZmn)

170 Missed it by THAT much!

Posted by: Russtovich at May 07, 2021 07:10 PM (KIZmn)

171 Posted by: Russtovich at May 07, 2021 07:10 PM (KIZmn)

Thanks for answering anyway!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 07:12 PM (k39e/)

172 There has been a rash of attacks on Asian-Americans recently by "dark" white supremacists

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 09:04 PM (X5CsJ)

173 No white person has ever attacked an Asian since Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in that movie...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 08, 2021 04:01 PM (ybsRV)

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