Quarantine Cafe: Make No Mistake, the GOP Has a Bat Problem Edition

Adopting a dog that was surrendered for being "uncontrollable" and "aggressive." Spoiler: he's not.

Puppy is abandoned in the desert. But nice humans rescue her.

Wild bird rescued as a chick is released back into the wild... but wants to stick around.

The president of Ireland's dog demanded equal time during a statement:

Weird-looking dog wakes up and won't stop bothering the other weird-looking dogs, who are still trying to sleep:

CNN Unveils New Format Where Hosts Just Watch Fox News And Yell At It https://t.co/ldW8Z4YI3e
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 7, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 07:49 PM

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1 Yo. Centered.

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 07, 2021 06:51 PM (TiMI9)

2 #1!!,

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 07, 2021 06:51 PM (TiMI9)

3 Oh, my poor younger brother...

He's in Florence in a semester long study abroad program which he was supposed to come home from a week ago. He and a dozen other students tested positive for covid about a month ago, and they're still in isolation because the Italians decided to test them all again right after the initial quarantine period for their first positive test was done. So, he definitely tested positive again and was put back in quarantine.

Alright, for the blackly amusing part:

They've finally been allowed to go outside for a bit during the day. On the first day they were out, after 45 minutes into their 4 hour time out, they were told to go back into their rooms. Why? The staff of the villa had locked themselves in the kitchen out of an abject fear of getting COVID.

You think covid has broken some person you know? I'm not sure how that compares to this? I feel sorry for my little brother, but I'm going to be laughing with him about this at some point in the near future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 06:52 PM (LvTSG)

4 rd?

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2021 06:53 PM (MVjcR)

5 Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2021 06:53 PM (MVjcR)

6 middle China?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 06:54 PM (bTQ72)

7 Yo.Centered.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 07, 2021 06:54 PM (jvt6t)

8 Gotta love the doggo. That Irish Rover is on the Rocky Road To Dublin.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 06:55 PM (jvt6t)

9 "Right down the line. . . "

-- Zombie Gerry Rafferty

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 06:55 PM (Rvt88)

10 If CNN changed to a "yell at Fox" format, I know a bunch of liberals that would watch it.

/plus, when they have a rage stroke, there will be hunky EMS guys and gals as guest stars! It's a win for everyone!

Posted by: shibumi at May 07, 2021 06:55 PM (TMb1F)

11 Yeah Buddy

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at May 07, 2021 06:55 PM (pLFCN)

12
Right down the middle with the heater, 2-2 is the count.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 06:56 PM (mht8P)

13
You think covid has broken some person you know? I'm not sure how that compares to this? I feel sorry for my little brother, but I'm going to be laughing with him about this at some point in the near future.

***

RIP all of those students and staff. That's so tragic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 06:56 PM (e6I/s)

14 What is a niche human?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 07, 2021 06:56 PM (xPl2J)

15 1

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 06:56 PM (1ENjc)

16 You think covid has broken some person you know? I'm not sure how that compares to this? I feel sorry for my little brother, but I'm going to be laughing with him about this at some point in the near future.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 06:52 PM (LvTSG)

The Egyptians 10 plagues. We just Twitter. We'd be better off with the first born son being offed (or those who identify as sons). Said as a first born son.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 06:57 PM (Ojki1)

17 Didn't a troll recently say Ace needed a new style? Here it is bitch.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 06:57 PM (jvt6t)

18 About those idiots in DC...when is it going to be Shut Your Pie Hole day?

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at May 07, 2021 06:57 PM (pLFCN)

19 It's the NEW STYLE
Four and three and two and one
And when I'm on the...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 06:58 PM (e6I/s)

20 This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2021 06:59 PM (3ofGF)

21
Italian "authorities" are fucked up.
Your brother had better watch his ass; they'll charge him with murder just like they did with that girl.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 06:59 PM (qCp+w)

22 Who's the big nut?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2021 06:59 PM (63Dwl)

23 I have an absolutely stunning pair of pigeons that have come to reside in my barn. I threw a little grain in the alleyway for them and now they have taken to asking for more. Thing go way south they will make a good stew.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2021 06:59 PM (u4cEh)

24 Betting this won't be centered when I hit post.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 06:59 PM (5p7BC)

25 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2021 06:59 PM (3ofGF)
----
Afraid so.

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2021 07:00 PM (MVjcR)

26 23 This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2021 06:59 PM (3ofGF)

If it were, you'd probably hear otters behind you.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 07:00 PM (Ojki1)

27 22 It's the NEW STYLE
Four and three and two and one
And when I'm on the...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 06:58 PM (e6I/s)

We've done four already and now we're steady...and one, two, three, four.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:00 PM (jvt6t)

28
16 What is a niche human?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 07, 2021 06:56 PM (xPl2J)

Government approved humans

Posted by: Justsayin' at May 07, 2021 07:00 PM (Fs5vw)

29
*splutters*

This is unacceptable!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 07:00 PM (mht8P)

30 Is it a-korn or a-kern?

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2021 07:01 PM (MVjcR)

31 What is a niche human?
---------
I think those of us who are dumb enough to work for a living.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 07:01 PM (5p7BC)

32 27 Betting this won't be centered when I hit post.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 06:59 PM (5p7BC)

Pay up. Cash goes in the old Valu-U-Rite jug for Ace's new shelves.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 07:01 PM (Ojki1)

33
Someone on an earlier thread mentioned something about being "Centered."

"Centered" was a thing.

Oh yeah, it's a leftist-fascist thing. It was mentioned on the "mother" thread.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 07:01 PM (qCp+w)

34 How is the Babylon Bee satire when that's pretty much what Stelter does?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 07:02 PM (bDqIh)

35 35 What is a niche human?

Hobos. Sweet, sweet hobos.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:02 PM (jvt6t)

36 Yeah, I lost that bet, didn't I?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 07:02 PM (5p7BC)

37 why the comments centered but hash and stuff is not?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 07:02 PM (bTQ72)

38 What is a niche human?

***

"Black people."
- Democrats

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:02 PM (e6I/s)

39 41 why the comments centered but hash and stuff is not?

What? Are you a fucking cop??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:03 PM (jvt6t)

40 Just to be clear here, this is Florence, Italy, not ADX Florence, right? Because it could almost be the latter from the description.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 07:03 PM (JZT2F)

41 Florence, SC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:03 PM (e6I/s)

42 That Tater Seltzer is one handsome man!

Posted by: Kevin Luntz at May 07, 2021 07:04 PM (W4eKo)

43 Welp, see everyone in the ONT. I've got to get some miles in.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 07:04 PM (5p7BC)

44 Just be thankful we're here under any circumstances.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2021 07:04 PM (u4cEh)

45
Anyone sad to see fake "teacher appreciation week" come to an end?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 07:04 PM (qCp+w)

46 Is the dog's name "Joe Biden"???

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 07:04 PM (UHVv4)

47 A "Centered" human is one who holds a S&W mod 5906 in one hand and a Glock 26 in the other.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at May 07, 2021 07:04 PM (pLFCN)

48 Florence Henderson>Florence, SC>Florence Italy

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:04 PM (jvt6t)

49 For those who don't know, the president of Ireland is a former academic named Michael D. Higgins, who is the subject of the Saw Doctors' song, "Michael D. Rockin' in the Dail" (the "Dail" is the Irish Parliament):

https://tinyurl.com/jnrdktyx

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 07:04 PM (2JVJo)

50 They were detained at South of the Border.

Everyone's a wiener at Pedro's! You never sausage a place!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:04 PM (e6I/s)

51
I wonder what next "week" is?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 07:04 PM (qCp+w)

52
Ace is too busy polishing his Vespa to take care of this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 07:05 PM (mht8P)

53 >> What is a niche human?

Well, when your sister or brother has a kid, they're either a niche or a menu.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 07:05 PM (bDqIh)

54 They gave some teachers the entire year off to honor them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:06 PM (e6I/s)

55 Or bats

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 07:06 PM (Cxk7w)

56 Polishing his Vespa sounds like a euphemism for something.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at May 07, 2021 07:06 PM (pLFCN)

57 I find it grimly amusing that a single 6x6 steel post base is almost as much as a treated 6x6x16 post, which itself is up about 50 pct.

But no mean tweets.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2021 07:06 PM (IZ4ib)

58 Looking at the guide for my tv I discovered there is a Best of The View

Is that the one where a bomb is detonated under the cackling cutns chairs?

Posted by: Bruce at May 07, 2021 07:06 PM (vd8XM)

59
Anyone sad to see fake "teacher appreciation week" come to an end?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

__________

Everyone would appreciate them getting their asses back in the classroom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 07:06 PM (mht8P)

60 Florence Italy is actually the gem of Europe.

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 07:06 PM (xEIoY)

61 Patrisse Cullors, the co-founder and executive director of Black Lives Matter's national arm, has funneled business to a company led by a man she identified as the father of her only child, a Daily Caller News Foundation review of business records, interviews and social media posts found.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 07:07 PM (UHVv4)

62 41 why the comments centered but hash and stuff is not?

Dude, just some biker humor.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:07 PM (jvt6t)

63 led by a man she identified as the father of her only child

***

This is a good thing, I guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:07 PM (e6I/s)

64 64 Florence Italy is actually the gem of Europe.
Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 07:06 PM (xEIoY)

Unless you're being held hostage there.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:08 PM (jvt6t)

65 Ok, that second puppy video -

A puppy is abandoned in the desert. A nice couple find the house she lived in, bring her home and the owners say, "oh, we don't want her anymore". . .

I would have gone back to my car, grabbed a nine-iron and started swinging on those heartless bastards. Why do people DO that?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 07:08 PM (2JVJo)

66 Does Blo Jiden have a Drool Bucket Holder like on the SNL Skit or a Army Colonel carrying extra depends with the Nuclear Football ????????

Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 07:09 PM (OBw54)

67 So she know who the baby daddy is...hmmm.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at May 07, 2021 07:09 PM (pLFCN)

68 Is it a-korn or a-kern?
Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2021 07:01 PM (MVjcR)

I don't know, but I think you'd need a Barrett M82 to hunt irish squirrels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 07:09 PM (vxOaQ)

69 Dave in FL
I'm glad you've returned.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 07, 2021 07:09 PM (OssQ4)

70
I find it grimly amusing that a single 6x6 steel post base is almost as
much as a treated 6x6x16 post, which itself is up about 50 pct.

But no mean tweets.

Posted by: Thomas Bender=======
I'm replacing deck boards one rotted piece at a time. It makes for an interesting visual.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 07, 2021 07:09 PM (8AONa)

71 Bats are weird creatures, only ever barely see them flying around in summer nights

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 07:09 PM (Cxk7w)

72 65 Patrisse Cullors, the co-founder and executive director of Black Lives Matter's national arm, has funneled business to a company led by a man she identified as the father of her only child, a Daily Caller News Foundation review of business records, interviews and social media posts found.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 07:07 PM (UHVv4)

I'm surprised she knows who the father is. Seems to be a question on more than a few occasions.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 07:09 PM (Ojki1)

73 Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 07:01 PM (5p7BC)

Dave, welcome back!

**fistbump**

I'm sorry things didn't turn out the way you expected. You were the little bright light in the black hole of my heart concerning the election. Glad to see you back here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 07:10 PM (2JVJo)

74 OK, after my waking nightmare in the last thread, I asked my fourth grader "Can you find the wrench in that box that's equal to a 9/8" wrench?"

It took her a couple of minutes, and she had to use my whiteboard, but she figured it out.

I hope you're all ashamed of yourselves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 07:10 PM (Uh2oA)

75 76 Bats are weird creatures, only ever barely see them flying around in summer nights
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 07:09 PM (Cxk7w)

I live in CenTex and they show up on radar when they launch every night. They are everywhere here. And I'm glad.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:11 PM (jvt6t)

76 64 Only Context. Florence Italy is actually the gem of Europe.

Vivoli ice cream and the Uffizi Galleries for the win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:11 PM (u82oZ)

77 Anyone sad to see fake "teacher appreciation week" come to an end?

* * *

Apparently a year and a half off, with pay, wasn't enough appreciation for them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 07:11 PM (k4dH2)

78 I hope you're all ashamed of yourselves.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 07:10 PM (Uh2oA)

But did she get the oil changed and tires rotated?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:12 PM (jvt6t)

79 Stalker alert.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:13 PM (jvt6t)

80
a man she identified as the father of her only child

__________

Sounds like grist for the Maury Povich mill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 07:13 PM (mht8P)

81
OK, after my waking nightmare in the last thread, I asked my fourth grader "Can you find the wrench in that box that's equal to a 9/8" wrench?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I could say that I appreciate your outside-the-box thinking. I could say that but I won't. Think like a normal person! Nobody says 9/8".

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 07:13 PM (qCp+w)

82 Florence Henderson>Florence, SC>Florence Italy
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:04 PM (jvt6t)

Florence Henderson>Florence the Maid>Florence, SC>Florence, Italy

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 07, 2021 07:14 PM (89T5c)

83 Bernese Mountain Dogs are great.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2021 07:14 PM (OU+8W)

84 @75

I'm building a pole barn/tractor layup and the fastening materials are almost as expensive and the materials themselves.

It's f---ing nuts.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2021 07:14 PM (IZ4ib)

85 Happy first VE Day (officially it's May 8, but krauts first put pen to surrender paper on May 7).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 07:14 PM (OTzUX)

86 I take it ace is hobo hunting, not looking at his last post.

He is gliding around the hobo in his Vespa. The leather fringed jacket blows in his slipstream and he curves into the chosen victim, his fur-lined crocks silent on the pedals as he readies the weapon of choice, a plasma gun in the 50MW energy level.

Then ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:14 PM (u82oZ)

87 And then there was flush left.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 07:15 PM (UHVv4)

88
Fourth grader knows more math than 98.7% of Baltimore high school students.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 07:15 PM (mht8P)

89 Welcome back Dave in Fla.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2021 07:15 PM (OU+8W)

90 29 years ago pulled an expensive looking dog out of traffic. Tag on collar had phone number. "Oh, just let him go, he'll come home" !!! Ok toots, we tried.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 07, 2021 07:16 PM (Dn85s)

91 He is gliding around the hobo in his Vespa. The leather fringed jacket blows in his slipstream and he curves into the chosen victim, his fur-lined crocks silent on the pedals as he readies the weapon of choice, a plasma gun in the 50MW energy level.

Then ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:14 PM (u82oZ)

Hey, hey, buddy, just what you see here.......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:16 PM (jvt6t)

92 Dad, where did u put the blinker fluid?

Posted by: Dice's progeny at May 07, 2021 07:16 PM (n/szn)

93 Dave in Fla!

Good to see you posting!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:16 PM (u82oZ)

94 The Piper story is cute, amazing to make a wild bird independent

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 07:17 PM (Cxk7w)

95 Brutus/Hooch is an absolute sweetie of a dog. Tail never stopped wagging.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 07:17 PM (bDqIh)

96 Ok, so I have lapsed in keeping up with politics in Ireland. Last I knew their President was a liberal with Asian ancestry and liberal agenda was being pushed through onto the country. Is this new President a more conservative variety? I am almost afraid to ask...

Posted by: Floridachick at May 07, 2021 07:17 PM (DnWIB)

97 Florence and Normandy '92 bitches!!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 07, 2021 07:18 PM (Dn85s)

98 KALASHNIKOV USA KR-103 7.62X39MM RIFLE; $1100; https://bit.ly/33qul24

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 07:18 PM (i0wNm)

99
The vet was ecstatic over how well Peanut's wound is healing. The tech who brought him out said he was the coolest dog ever, then asked how Dutchess was doing. Our guys are very popular there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 07:19 PM (mht8P)

100 Dad, where did u put the blinker fluid?
Posted by: Dice's progeny

In the tranny but don't blow the seal!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 07:19 PM (Rvt88)

101 It's possible a wrench set made in China might lable them by 8ths. Heaven knows they mess up English badly.

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 07:19 PM (Cxk7w)

102 Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:19 PM (jvt6t)

103 Dave! My Man!! Good to read you.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 07:20 PM (Rvt88)

104 Hadrian the Seventh

You have very cool dogs. But I bet your Vet's boat and outboard motors are named after you and Her Majesty.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:21 PM (u82oZ)

105 TJM, your brother is going to be in Italy a long time if they keep testing him. I had Covid in mid-March and they told me I would test positive for 90 days.

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 07:23 PM (wyw4S)

106 In defense of YD,

I never used 9/8 for a wrench, but in carpentry we use 5/4 (five quarters) and similar terms.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 07:23 PM (zEK/W)

107 Yudhishthira's Dice

You are a good Dad. Too bad you can't get the weekend off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:23 PM (u82oZ)

108 Ghost gun crackdown ordered by DOJ.....if they are ghost guns, how do you crack down on something with no records?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:24 PM (jvt6t)

109 Florence and the Machine>Florence Henderson>Florence the Maid>Florence, SC>Florence, Italy

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 07, 2021 07:24 PM (OssQ4)

110 Yudhishthira's Dice is teaching math and fractions is a way she will not forget. Very life affirming.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

111 Ghost gun crackdown ordered by DOJ.....if they are ghost guns, how do you crack down on something with no records?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:24 PM (jvt6t)

**

Make it a felony to own a paperweight.

The thing is, LOTS of gun prior to 1960 didn't have serial numbers. It will be interesting to see where that goes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:25 PM (e6I/s)

112 And you're an idiot if you don't own a couple of paperweights by now, btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:25 PM (e6I/s)

113 Is this new President a more conservative variety? I am almost afraid to ask...
Posted by: Floridachick at May 07, 2021 07:17 PM (DnWIB)

No, Higgins is pretty left-wing, which suits a post-Catholic Ireland. Also has a terminal case of TDS.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 07:25 PM (2JVJo)

114 Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming

Hmmm. You aren't here for the hunting?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

115
...but in carpentry we use 5/4 (five quarters) and similar terms.
Posted by: Gentlemen

That's specifically referring to lumber stock, such as trim boards.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 07:26 PM (m4dEu)

116 Have cruise ships started operating again? I cannot wait for the NR cruise.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 07, 2021 07:26 PM (06OtA)

117 Florence Lawrence>Florence and the Machine>Florence Henderson>Florence the Maid>Florence, SC>Florence, Italy

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 07:27 PM (2JVJo)

118 @Breaking911

NEW CIA RECRUITMENT AD:

"Growing up gay in a small Southern town, I always struggled with the idea that I may not be able to discuss my personal life at work. Imagine my surprise when I noticed a rainbow on CIA Director Brennan's lanyard."

https://tinyurl.com/yj2lgnde

Posted by: Tami at May 07, 2021 07:27 PM (cF8AT)

119
No, no, dammit. This is an American made, 1/2" drive SAE socket labeled "1-1/8"." But in my math-enabled brain, it came out as "9/8"." Same as how the 1-1/4" one is more simply stated as 5/4". Like how the volume of a sphere can be stated as (4/3)pi*r^3.

FRACTIONS DON'T STOP AT "ONE WHOLE," YOU MANIACS!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 07:27 PM (Uh2oA)

120 Let's see if the Hindus are right and karma sees the Chinese rocket crash into the Three Gorges Dam.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 07:28 PM (UHVv4)

121 Joe XiDen

I can imagine pirates boarding the NR cruise, and immediately going No, No, No, Eeewww, as they debark very fast.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:28 PM (u82oZ)

122 @116

You can't, it's all bullshit.

You know, if Donk state's where most of the gun crime happens would simply take a zero tolerance stance against gun crime and prosecute it to the fullest extent, we'd have gun crime lower* than Scandanavein countri
es.

* If you removed the gun crime statistics of, uhmm, certain communities, the US would already have lower gun crime rates.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2021 07:28 PM (IZ4ib)

123 Jacob Marley held up a gas station with a ghost gun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2021 07:28 PM (63Dwl)

124 The CIA is just trolling us now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 07, 2021 07:30 PM (06OtA)

125 > Ghost gun crackdown ordered by DOJ.....if they are ghost guns, how do you crack down on something with no records?

Take out the file hosting services for 3d printed lowers, go after parts kit retailers (slide rails, etc), make it a felony to have a gun without a factory engraved serial number (antiques are grandfathered in).

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 07:30 PM (i0wNm)

126 No, Higgins is pretty left-wing, which suits a post-Catholic Ireland. Also has a terminal case of TDS.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 07:25 PM (2JVJo)

So his dog is probably the only living being that doesn't think he's a worthless piece of shit, then? He looks like Bernie Sanders, BTW, speaking of worthless pieces of shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 07:30 PM (1E2CH)

127 So now we've got 90 days of comment before it becomes non-legislative legislation that can put violators away for life?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:30 PM (e6I/s)

128 Joe XiDen

The bad guys can break our CIA agents with movies with testosterone, like The Magnificent Seven.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:31 PM (u82oZ)

129 Oh, and of course, go after 80% lower retailers.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 07:32 PM (i0wNm)

130 128 Let's see if the Hindus are right and karma sees the Chinese rocket crash into the Three Gorges Dam.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 07:28 PM (UHVv4)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:32 PM (jvt6t)

131 The CIA is just trolling us now.

**

Yep.

Marxist power fist = check
Feminists = check
Gays = check

National security...
National security...
I guess that isn't high on the list.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:32 PM (e6I/s)

132 CIA is collecting quite a menagerie.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 07:32 PM (V13WU)

133
"ghost guns?"

The streets of Chicago are full of them. But the feds won't start there, or even go there.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 07:33 PM (m4dEu)

134
"(4/5) lower retailers."

I'm stating *everything* in fractions from now on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 07:33 PM (Uh2oA)

135 "Growing up a Christian in a Northwest Oregon town, I always struggled with the idea that I may not be able to discuss my personal life at work. Imagine my surprise when I noticed a WWJD bracelet on CIA Director Brennan's wrist."

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 07, 2021 07:33 PM (OssQ4)

136 Seems like - since the feds have acknowledged that they can ban particular demographics from owning weapons - banning a particular demographic from owning weapons would pretty much solve the gun crime problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:34 PM (e6I/s)

137 CIA is collecting quite a menagerie.
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 07:32 PM (V13WU)

Good thing is, these special snowflakes are rarely very competent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 07:34 PM (1E2CH)

138 I'm tired of fresh hell everyday. I suspect it won't end soon.

Posted by: Infidel at May 07, 2021 07:35 PM (E0OEG)

139 WWJD bracelet on CIA Director Brennan's wrist."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 07, 2021 07:33 PM (OssQ4)

What Would Joe(Stalin)Do?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:35 PM (jvt6t)

140 Does anyone else doubt these "We randomly found a dog in this dump and adopted her lookhowhumaneweare" stories? Not that it doesn't happen, but when it's put on film it feels a little too twee.

Maybe I'm expecting a gofundme link asking for donations to help out with dog food expenses and a new OLED TV.

Posted by: mea culpa at May 07, 2021 07:35 PM (OCcjy)

141 "Growing up with a strong love for the republic and my fellow Americans and having a tendency to get a bit teary-eyed every time I'd sing along with the national anthem at sporting events..."

hahaha, just kidding.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:36 PM (e6I/s)

142 I was out on the state highway today. Saw a mother duck and her babies head across the highway exit and out onto the road. Another driver had the presence of mind to try and swing out towards the road to try and drive them back off. I don't know what happened after that. I hope they made it off the road okay

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 07, 2021 07:36 PM (5HBd1)

143 For Brennan the J is jihadi.

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 07:36 PM (xEIoY)

144 > Growing up a Christian in a Northwest Oregon town

Like Salem or Portland? Holy shit these people are such crybaby bitches. NW Oregon is ground zero for hooray gay all the way.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 07:37 PM (i0wNm)

145 I was out on the state highway today. Saw a mother duck and her babies head across the highway exit and out onto the road. Another driver had the presence of mind to try and swing out towards the road to try and drive them back off. I don't know what happened after that. I hope they made it off the road okay
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 07, 2021 07:36 PM (5HBd1)

***

In the direction they were travelling? They're probably fine.

Back the way they came? They're going to return in the direction they were travelling.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:37 PM (e6I/s)

146 Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 07, 2021 07:36 PM (5HBd1)

I know what CBD would have done......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:37 PM (jvt6t)

147 Re: the last video

those are some weird looking dogs

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)

148
Berner >>>>> Irish president

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 07:38 PM (mht8P)

149 Stranglehold - Ted Nugent

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:38 PM (jvt6t)

150 Growing up gay in a small Southern town, I always struggled with the idea that I may not be able to discuss my personal life at work. Imagine my surprise when I noticed a rainbow on CIA Director Brennan's lanyard."

So discussing her personal life apparently doesnt mean mentioning that she likes to garden in her spare time.

Which is about as personal as work discussions should get IMO. Certainly not discussing the latest sexual escapades with whichever sex you happened to enjoy escapading with

Posted by: LASue at May 07, 2021 07:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

151 Afternoon Horde,

Babylon Bee scores again. Love their work.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 07:38 PM (/QF65)

152 Notsothoreau - look forward

I have seen baby geese stop all traffic on a 6 lane road in Reston, Virginia. They just sauntered across, unmolested.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:39 PM (u82oZ)

153 Florence Lawrence>Florence and the Machine>Florence Henderson>Florence the Maid>Florence, SC>Florence, Italy
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 07:27 PM (2JVJo)

Florence and the Machine?? I don't get the appeal at all. Saw them open for U2 about 10 years ago. Not my cup of tea.

Different strokes

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 07:40 PM (mZUr4)

154 the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, to Isengard! To Isengard!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2021 07:40 PM (OU+8W)

155 WWJD bracelet on CIA Director Brennan's wrist."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 07, 2021 07:33 PM (OssQ4)

What Would Joe(Stalin)Do?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 20

What would Jihadis Do?

Posted by: LASue at May 07, 2021 07:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

156 Bat Soup should be a movie in 2021.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2021 07:41 PM (3H9h1)

157 Different strokes
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 07:40 PM (mZUr4)

What you talkin' bout Willis?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:41 PM (jvt6t)

158 "I always struggled with the idea that I may not be able to discuss my personal life at work."

This is flummery. No one needs to discuss their personal life at work. No one should. To "struggle with the idea"?

Do you struggle with the idea that you have to wear pants and not pick your nose at work? idiots.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 07:41 PM (zEK/W)

159
Growing up gay in a small Southern town, I always struggled with the idea that I may not be able to discuss my personal life at work.

________

Well, bless your heart.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 07:41 PM (mht8P)

160 Notsothoreau - look forward

Try that here in North Central Kansas, and hunting dogs would pop out of every pickup stopped.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

161 I love the stereotyping of Southerners, too.

Here's a hint. No one gives a crap about what you do. We know there are gay people, same as we know there are drunks, gang-bangers, and meth addicts. Mind your own business and no one cares. Be gay. No one cares so long as you're not a terrible person about it. Matter of fact, most churches need choir directors.

But, per our own federal government, Southern = horrible

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:42 PM (e6I/s)

162 What would Jihadis Do?
Posted by: LASue at May 07, 2021 07:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

*claps loudly, while standing up and spilling popcorn*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:42 PM (jvt6t)

163 @Breaking911

NEW CIA RECRUITMENT AD:

"Growing up gay in a small Southern town, I always struggled with the idea that I may not be able to discuss my personal life at work. Imagine my surprise when I noticed a rainbow on CIA Director Brennan's lanyard."

https://tinyurl.com/yj2lgnde

Posted by: Tami at May 07, 2021 07:27 PM (cF8AT)

You woke up gay. No one cares.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 07, 2021 07:42 PM (uhPTO)

164 Bat Soup should be a movie in 2021.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2021 07:41 PM (3H9h1)

With a CGI Groucho Marx playing the president of China.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 07:42 PM (1E2CH)

165 why do sex freaks insist on telling everyone about their kink? When I was active, I didn't go around telling anyone who'd listen, 'hey, I'm really into the vajayjay, get used to it'

fucking narcissists

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 07:42 PM (iTXRQ)

166 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 07:43 PM (+4oV5)

167 Seriously, Florence in July - the market, David, the wine, the Duomo, the cathedral. The people in the Tuscan countryside. Truly amazing.

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 07:43 PM (xEIoY)

168 And I'm guessing this person is in her early 20s, so NO ONE has ever given her a second look for being gay, even in a "small Southern town."

Heck, most of the white guys in her high school were probably extremely supportive of it.

Lesbians have no greater ally.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:43 PM (e6I/s)

169
This is flummery. No one needs to discuss their personal life at work. No one should.
~~~
All of this!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 07:44 PM (/QF65)

170 What you talkin' bout Willis?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:41 PM (jvt6t)

Left that one on a tee, didn't I? Haha

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 07:44 PM (mZUr4)

171 Ladyl, you still vacationing?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2021 07:44 PM (u4cEh)

172 Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 07:42 PM (iTXRQ)

If the shame was the kink, what do they have now that they spill their guts everywhere about it? Empty lives.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:44 PM (jvt6t)

173 {{{Ladyl}}}

Still have a nimbus of joy after Hilton Head?

Hrothgar and I do not need to find someone?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

174 Left that one on a tee, didn't I? Haha
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 07:44 PM (mZUr4)

At least it tweren't fightin' words.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:45 PM (jvt6t)

175 fucking narcissists
Posted by: DB

But that is exactly it. We have stripped family, responsibility, honor, and religion out of society and now it is all about the individual.

These people without the aforementioned do not exist if they are not talking about themselves.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 07:45 PM (zEK/W)

176 Florence is nice, but I prefer Goose Creek.

Posted by: Twinky Dink at May 07, 2021 07:45 PM (s33iD)

177 why do sex freaks insist on telling everyone about their kink? When I was active, I didn't go around telling anyone who'd listen, 'hey, I'm really into the vajayjay, get used to it'

***

Yep. If you put a bumpersticker on your car that said "I like blowjobs from blonde women" you'd be shunned as a pervert and generally a horrible person, and rightfully so.

But put a rainbow sticker on your Kia advertising essentially the same spirit of the thing and you get to sue people if they don't celebrate your sexual interests.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:46 PM (e6I/s)

178 I always struggled with the idea that I may not be able to whip it out at work but here at the CIA, anything goes. The freakier, the better. Come join the orgy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 07:46 PM (VVEnO)

179 Ben Had

♩ ♪ ♫ Good evening! ♩ ♫ ♬

🥃
🥃
🥃
🔥

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

180 https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/breaking doj publishes proposed ghost gun rules outlawing 80 lowers modernizing receiver definition

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 07:47 PM (Cxk7w)

181 Straight men are allowed to discuss sexual interests at work in federal offices, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:47 PM (e6I/s)

182 Tater has had a rough week, you might even say he's been "twice cooked..."

YEEEEEEAWWWWWWWWW

//Caruso removes shades

https://youtu.be/mznsEcZlM2I

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 07:48 PM (Lzpvj)

183 Funny looking dog wanted another blankie cause he wuz cold!

Posted by: Dice's progeny at May 07, 2021 07:48 PM (n/szn)

184 Buddy and I went to lunch today at a brew pub. It was another day of insanity. According to the mask rules you have to wear them when you leave your table regardless if inside or outside but you can have them off while sitting.

Got yelled at by a waiter to put a mask on when we were walking to our outside table. We just ignored his scolding and walked past and sat down. Spent two hours yukking it up and left without putting the mask on. Didn't hear a peep from anyone.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 07, 2021 07:48 PM (m5rW7)

185 the Bee is going to be recognized as a prophet of the same rank as Ayn Rand one of these days.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2021 07:48 PM (ErSvT)

186 At least it tweren't fightin' words.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:45 PM (jvt6t)

Thanks! TJM is persistent and exhausting!

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 07:48 PM (mZUr4)

187 193 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:47 PM (e6I/s)

Only if it their expressing interests in other men....

//Your Human Resources

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 07:49 PM (Lzpvj)

188 Doof

I'm hearing the music for Kung Fu Fighting right now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

189 NaCly, Wishing you a fantastic weekend, Good Sir.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2021 07:50 PM (u4cEh)

190 Well I can't keep my eyes open any longer
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 07:50 PM (Cxk7w)

191 Good News is: Homemade Sub Samiches tonight

Bad News: Mrs. Sucio just told me to make her a sammich..

Hoisted on my own petard.

au revoir Horde.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 07:50 PM (jvt6t)

192 185 {{{Ladyl}}}

Still have a nimbus of joy after Hilton Head?

Hrothgar and I do not need to find someone?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

What can I say? Fabulous time!!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 07:50 PM (+4oV5)

193 Ben Had

May you have the weekend sorta off to celebrate life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:50 PM (u82oZ)

194 Since I am not at work... I am visiting the warm, densely populated, well developed, desert landscaped, city of Las Vegas.

Now that I am leaving, I said to myself, self, you should have tried to meet some Morons while you were here.

Maybe next time.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 07:51 PM (/QF65)

195 YEEEEEEAWWWWWWWWW

//Caruso removes shades

-
Caruso was the best sunglasses actor of all time. GOAT shades actor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 07:51 PM (VVEnO)

196 Ben Had!!! Ben Had!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 07:51 PM (+4oV5)

197 Doof

I'm hearing the music for Kung Fu Fighting right now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

As long as TJM doesn't hear it, Salty!

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 07:51 PM (mZUr4)

198
Speaking of fox bats (aka "Chinese Thanksgiving turkeys") I keep meaning to read that Belenko guy's book... that guy is super-cool. I've seen him interviewed a couple of places about stealing that MiG-25 and ditching it in Japan, but I want to read his whole story.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 07:52 PM (Uh2oA)

199 Ladyl

Say no more. Hrothgar will pout.

I am so glad it was Epic!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

200 Ladyl!
Ladyl!
Ben Had!
Ben Had!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2021 07:52 PM (U2p+3)

201 The gay CIA guy, also the token white guy, is a fat, slovenly dressed slob, compared to all the POC, smartly dressed and well-groomed. There were lots of subtle messages sent w the white guy librarian playing board games at work, while the covert (face never shown) Black woman concentrates on "important stuff."

Posted by: EveR at May 07, 2021 07:52 PM (ZZDMQ)

202 207 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 07:51 PM (VVEnO)

Look buddy, he could take me off AND put me on....

//Caruso's Sunglasses thanking their supporting actor

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 07:52 PM (Lzpvj)

203 NaCly,, I celebrate life all day every day.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2021 07:53 PM (u4cEh)

204 https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/breaking doj publishes proposed ghost gun rules outlawing 80 lowers modernizing receiver definition
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 07:47 PM (Cxk7w)

***

325 gun crimes in 5 years.

This is about registration. Nothing more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 07:53 PM (e6I/s)

205 Ben Had--Just got back into town. Now focusing on the next adventure, if you know what I mean!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 07:53 PM (+4oV5)

206 Tab A goes in Slot A. Since the evolution of tabs and slots, it was ever thus.

If you can't get that right, I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 07:53 PM (iTXRQ)

207 India is a Charles Fox with COVID 19 and their population is 1.4 Billion. China has a population of about 1.5 Billion and very few COVID cases and deaths ???

Tell me that China is not lying like a rug about COVID and where is that worthless UN with help for India ??
Worrying GAY RIGHTS AND GLOBAL WARMING ..

Where are the C-5s and C-17s with Uncle Joes help with vaccines for India? Joe too busy figuring out new ways to f**k Up the Country?

What about The Happy Hooker Harris and taking care of her family of color in India?

Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 07:54 PM (OBw54)

208 Nurse/Ladyl----- 10

Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2021 07:54 PM (u4cEh)

209 Nurse Ratched!!! Nurse Ratched!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 07:54 PM (+4oV5)

210 The President of Ireland looks EXACTLY as I imagined the President of Ireland would look.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 07, 2021 07:55 PM (0bGEp)

211 Have a great night, everyone.

May your social distance be zero. And especially you, DB- just DB.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

212 Seriously, Florence in July - the market, David, the wine, the Duomo, the cathedral. The people in the Tuscan countryside. Truly amazing.
Posted by: Only Context

And...our former CEO who got paid a very large chunk of money by the Japanese, who lives there because his ex-wife lived there and he got to see his sons.
He is now building some sort of castle-like estate. And has his own jet airplane that he flies.

Posted by: Chauncey Gardner at May 07, 2021 07:56 PM (tjZg/)

213 {{{Ben Had}}}

My cup runneth over this month, thanks to you!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 07:56 PM (+4oV5)

214 I don't get it

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 07:57 PM (iTXRQ)

215 Right down the middle with the heater, 2-2 is the count.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"Heh. Any ball that travels that far oughta have a flight attendant on it, don't ya think, Nuke?"

Posted by: Sharkman at May 07, 2021 07:58 PM (0bGEp)

216 Speaking of fox bats (aka "Chinese Thanksgiving turkeys") I keep meaning to read that Belenko guy's book... that guy is super-cool. I've seen him interviewed a couple of places about stealing that MiG-25 and ditching it in Japan, but I want to read his whole story.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I read that decades ago. One of the things he thought was really fascinating was watching an aircraft carrier in action. They flew him out to the carrier, and he was watching the operations on the flight deck. He was really amazed.
At one point, he got really depressed and drove all over the country by himself, and then sort of snapped out of it.

Posted by: Chauncey Gardner at May 07, 2021 07:58 PM (tjZg/)

217 211 Ladyl

Say no more. Hrothgar will pout.

I am so glad it was Epic!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

It's the Real Deal, as they say!

Love to you and Hrothgar.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 07:58 PM (+4oV5)

218 was that an insult? I can't tell.

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 07:59 PM (iTXRQ)

219
The gay CIA guy, also the token white guy, is a fat, slovenly dressed slob

------

Wait... do they actually have Stelter on the payroll, now? Green Treasury check and everything?

I hope they didn't give him a cyanide tooth, or he might go out in a gluttony-related accident.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 08:00 PM (Uh2oA)

220 DB- just DB

Came back to say. No. Not an insult at all. A homage to your comment about your success with women.

GTG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

221 What about The Happy Hooker Harris and taking care of her family of color in India?

I'm needed here. The economists are projecting that we are about to face massive fellation...

Posted by: Kamala Harris, World's First African-Asian-Indian-American at May 07, 2021 08:01 PM (8eSmR)

222 Heh. They damn sure do.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 07, 2021 08:02 PM (LIurK)

223 India is a Charles Fox with COVID 19 and their population is 1.4 Billion. China has a population of about 1.5 Billion and very few COVID cases and deaths ???

Tell me that China is not lying like a rug about COVID and where is that worthless UN with help for India ??
Worrying GAY RIGHTS AND GLOBAL WARMING ..

Where are the C-5s and C-17s with Uncle Joes help with vaccines for India? Joe too busy figuring out new ways to f**k Up the Country?

What about The Happy Hooker Harris and taking care of her family of color in India?
Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 07:54 PM (OBw54)

Well, #1: China lies. #2: do we have any reliable information that India is having huge problems with the WuFlu? last I heard, at least one state there was being very proactive with Ivermectin, and seeing good results.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 08:02 PM (1E2CH)

224 That freakin' gardening retard was using my computer again.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 08:02 PM (tjZg/)

225 Ladyl, two way street, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2021 08:02 PM (u4cEh)

226
This is about registration. Nothing more.
~~~
Slowly, then all at once. It is hard to judge events when you are living thru them. It may not be happening as quickly as it feels.

But every instinct in me says, be prepared.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:03 PM (/QF65)

227 How is the Babylon Bee satire when that's pretty much what Stelter does?

Posted by: Lizzy

The Bee is now the most accurate news source on the planet, sadly.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 07, 2021 08:03 PM (0bGEp)

228 237 Heh. They damn sure do.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 07, 2021 08:02 PM (LIurK)

Aaahhhhhh Oooooo. That hash.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 07, 2021 08:03 PM (LIurK)

229 Well, #1: China lies. #2: do we have any reliable information that India is having huge problems with the WuFlu? last I heard, at least one state there was being very proactive with Ivermectin, and seeing good results.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

yes, they were. And then WHO urged them to knock it off with the Ivermectin. And now they are vaccinating with their own home - developed vaccine. "Vaccine", well, whatever it is that they are injecting into people.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 08:04 PM (tjZg/)

230 But every instinct in me says, be prepared.

***

It's a step towards what they stated they would do, which is restrict online and mail order sales of gun parts. We're going to start with receivers, and it looks like uppers - and the parts involved - are going to be called "receivers" soon and require FFLs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 08:04 PM (e6I/s)

231 YD, CIA gay-guy does look a lot like Stelter. Also, bald, but looks taller. He obviously dressed for his cameo by wearing a choker w a skeleton key dangling from it. I refused to permit myself to question its meaning, IYKWIM.

Posted by: EveR at May 07, 2021 08:04 PM (ZZDMQ)

232 Slowly, then all at once. It is hard to judge events when you are living thru them. It may not be happening as quickly as it feels.

But every instinct in me says, be prepared.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

That is part of the Great Reset. And yes, sooner or later they will be coming after your fire arms. And ammo. And a lot of other things.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 08:06 PM (tjZg/)

233 YD, CIA gay-guy does look a lot like Stelter. Also, bald, but looks taller. He obviously dressed for his cameo by wearing a choker w a skeleton key dangling from it. I refused to permit myself to question its meaning, IYKWIM.
Posted by: EveR

To start the skeleton.

Posted by: JT at May 07, 2021 08:06 PM (arJlL)

234 yes, they were. And then WHO urged them to knock it off with the Ivermectin. And now they are vaccinating with their own home - developed vaccine. "Vaccine", well, whatever it is that they are injecting into people.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 08:04 PM (tjZg/)

India should tell the WHO to go horsefuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 08:06 PM (1E2CH)

235 I wouldn't call it 'success'. I was just happy to get on the field for a few series.

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 08:06 PM (iTXRQ)

236
YD, CIA gay-guy does look a lot like Stelter. Also, bald, but looks taller. He obviously dressed for his cameo by wearing a choker w a skeleton key dangling from it. I refused to permit myself to question its meaning, IYKWIM.
Posted by: EveR

To start the skeleton.
Posted by: JT at May 07, 2021 08:06 PM (arJlL)

Well, he is full of bones. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 08:07 PM (Uh2oA)

237 2: do we have any reliable information that India is having huge problems with the WuFlu? last I heard, at least one state there was being very proactive with Ivermectin, and seeing good results
~~~
I have the same question bc I do not trust any news source. Do they want to shame India bc they didn't shut down? Are they spouting anti India info on beha!f of China?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:07 PM (/QF65)

238 LOL, JT, I have no idea what that means.

Posted by: EveR at May 07, 2021 08:07 PM (ZZDMQ)

239 Well, he is full of bones. IYKWIM.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 08:07 PM (Uh2oA)

Just like raykon, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 08:08 PM (1E2CH)

240
Well, he is full of bones. IYKWIM.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 08:07 PM (Uh2oA)

Just like raykon, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 08:08 PM (1E2CH)

-------

Nah. Even among the promiscuous gays that guy can't get any.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 08:09 PM (Uh2oA)

241 LOL, JT, I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: EveR

Neither do I. I just threw that out there, like the three of clubs.

Posted by: JT at May 07, 2021 08:10 PM (arJlL)

242 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 07:10 PM (Uh2oA)

Late, but good on the both of yu!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 08:11 PM (hOUT3)

243

That is part of the Great Reset. And yes, sooner or later they will be coming after your fire arms. And ammo. And a lot of other things.I
~~~
I see travel being restricted if one doesn't have their traveling papers. All get institutions and some corporations also requiring the right paperwork. A time to choose indeed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:11 PM (/QF65)

244 Nah. Even among the promiscuous gays that guy can't get any.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 08:09 PM (Uh2oA)

Well, he gives a lot, at the glory hole in the I-95 truckstop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 08:11 PM (1E2CH)

245 Florence and the Machine>Florence Henderson>Florence the Maid>Florence, SC>Florence, Italy

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus

Thanks for posting this. I Googled "Florence and the Machine" and discovered that they sang a pretty decent coupla songs I never knew who sang them before, if that makes any sense.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 07, 2021 08:11 PM (0bGEp)

246
India should tell the WHO to go horsefuck.
~~~
And the rest of the world should do the same.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:13 PM (/QF65)

247 {{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 08:13 PM (+4oV5)

248 India newspapers say there's never been so many bodies.

Some observers say India was doing so well they sold or gave away all its reserve therapeutics.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:13 PM (1ENjc)

249 Ladyl
Say no more. Hrothgar will pout.
I am so glad it was Epic!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

Yes indeed, but it is a refined pout with much joy felt for Ladyl!

I must learn to never miss a thread!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 08:14 PM (hOUT3)

250 'Night Horde !

Posted by: JT at May 07, 2021 08:15 PM (arJlL)

251 Some observers say India was doing so well they sold or gave away all its reserve therapeutics.
Posted by: Braenyard

Oh, I don't doubt they were sold - probably by folks that didn't own them. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 08:15 PM (Rvt88)

252 do we have any reliable information that India is having huge problems with the WuFlu?

How would you tell? Seems like a country where street and river shitting is a thing would have a fair amount of sickness in general.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 08:15 PM (H5knJ)

253 Good night, JT!

Posted by: EveR at May 07, 2021 08:15 PM (ZZDMQ)

254 Night JT

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:15 PM (/QF65)

255 {{{Ladyl}}}
Check your incoming email in a bit

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 08:16 PM (hOUT3)

256 India's stats are online but the Wuhan fearmongers et alia are saying that their 3rd World figures aren't reliable (unlike honest China).

They did fine for the first two waves (HCQ and other antimalarial drugs being commonly used??) but hospitals and crematoria are reportedly overflowing this third wave.

I don't know which is the cause and which the effect but the vaccinations stats are matching the cases stats pretty closely from a chart I saw two weeks ago.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 08:16 PM (UHVv4)

257
Yes indeed, but it is a refined pout with much joy felt for Ladyl!

I must learn to never miss a thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 08:14 PM (hOUT3)

You, Sir, are the classiest of the class acts on AOSHQ.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 08:17 PM (+4oV5)

258 > Is it a-korn or a-kern?

Eggcorn.

Seriously. There are people who believe that. Probably the same ones who think that "next door" is "next store".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 08:17 PM (JZT2F)

259 So have and Real Science folks explained why India waited until now to have problems with the super-contagious COVIDs?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 08:18 PM (e6I/s)

260 #267 That's interesting about the sales.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 08:18 PM (UHVv4)

261 Looking out for it, Hrothgar.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 07, 2021 08:18 PM (+4oV5)

262 I don't know which is the cause and which the effect but the vaccinations stats are matching the cases stats pretty closely from a chart I saw two weeks ago.
Posted by: andycanuck

Yes, I saw that too. Isn't that......interesting?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 08:18 PM (tjZg/)

263 India's stats are online but the Wuhan fearmongers et alia are saying that their 3rd World figures aren't reliable (unlike honest China).
~~~
Do the stats confirm an overwhelming 3rd wave?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:18 PM (/QF65)

264 Sorry, #248 about India I meant.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 08:19 PM (UHVv4)

265 Dr. (RN PhD) James Campbell of YouTube has some seemingly good info daily. He looks at England but covers a lot from India.

They're poor of course so lots of off the books cremations. Around 400000 new cases per day and over 4000 deaths.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 08:19 PM (sADuh)

266 That's the thing. India thought it was over.
The virus is still there. Stop the therapeutics and the virus comes back.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:20 PM (1ENjc)

267 They're poor of course so lots of off the books cremations. Around 400000 new cases per day and over 4000 deaths.
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 08:19 PM (sADuh)

4000 deaths per day? At that rate, India will be completely depopulated in a thousand years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 08:21 PM (1E2CH)

268 266 Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:20 PM (1ENjc)

as opposed to the vaccine that is so effective it does not stop the spread, does not obviate the need for masking and social distancing, and requires biannual boosters....

Seems to me no matter what we are doomed to lose 10 or so pennies per 1000....may as well get on with it.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:22 PM (Lzpvj)

269 It's almost like it's a cold virus. Weird.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 08:22 PM (e6I/s)

270 > "I always struggled with the idea that I may not be able to discuss my personal life at work."

You know, I never once felt the need to go into work and discuss how I put the wood to the late Mrs. Borgia. It just never seemed like a suitable topic for work conversation to me.

Call me old-fashioned!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 08:22 PM (JZT2F)

271 267 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 08:21 PM (1E2CH)

If you assume they quit rutting with the ferocity and fecundity they are known for.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:22 PM (Lzpvj)

272 259 So have and Real Science folks explained why India waited until now to have problems with the super-contagious COVIDs?
~~~
As I understand it, according to the, I love science crowd, this virus becomes more deadly as it mutates. Strangely enough this runs contrary to my admittedly layman understanding of viruses.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:23 PM (/QF65)

273 off the books cremations shares a meter with "crystal blue persuasion", by Tommy James and the Shondells.

Posted by: pep at May 07, 2021 08:23 PM (v16oJ)

274 270 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 08:22 PM (JZT2F)

and then there was the time after the post-natal pause in rutting I debauched Ms 10077 with such aplomb a 3/4 block radius was aware at Fort Bliss....

//Shit Sven does not say at work

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:24 PM (Lzpvj)

275 #263 (the right number this time!) Yes, they're rising alot compared to last year's stats but they weren't too bad compared to First World stats (but 3% of 1-billion people seems more than 3% of Canada) but others are saying those figures are off by as much as ten times but who can tell then? It looks like the crematoria and hospital problems are true though.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 08:24 PM (UHVv4)

276 I'd say that Indian statistics = unreliable, Chinese statistics = actively dishonest.

Not the same thing, but total garbage numbers in both instances.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 08:24 PM (JZT2F)

277 >>>as opposed to the vaccine that is so effective it does not stop the spread, does not obviate the need for masking and social distancing, and requires biannual boosters....

Seems to me no matter what we are doomed to lose 10 or so pennies per 1000....may as well get on with it.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:22 PM (Lzpvj
------------------------

No one knows how effective the vaccine is or isn't.
The test isn't complete.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:24 PM (1ENjc)

278 272 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:23 PM (/QF65)

It is a magical virus, takes breaks based on the worthiness of protestors' causes and mutates into ever more deadly rather than weaker forms.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:25 PM (Lzpvj)

279 I think it's neat how the reason for the chemical injection is because no one knew the long term effect of the COVIDs, and now the chemical doesn't prevent you from getting the COVIDs, so now you don't know the long term effect of the COVIDs and the chemical injection.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 08:26 PM (e6I/s)

280 meh, these days I routinely assume that just about everything in the mass media is a lie, particularly statistics of any kind.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2021 08:26 PM (ErSvT)

281 277 Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:24 PM (1ENjc)

Circular "logic" at its finest, what we do know and I say this as someone who happily took the jab is the vaccine has a failure rate that would have the makers laughed out of their FDA trials in any other circumstance...

all because people like you are hostaging human civilization to a virus that kills between 2 to 8 pennies of a thousand.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:26 PM (Lzpvj)

282 Call me old-fashioned!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 08:22 PM (JZT2F)
---------------

It's, it's like something you share with your spouse.
A personal experience.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:27 PM (1ENjc)

283 meh, these days I routinely assume that just about everything in the mass media is a lie, particularly statistics of any kind.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2021 08:26 PM (ErSvT)

Particularly when the stats are being cited in an effort to convince us to do shit against our own self interest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 08:27 PM (1E2CH)

284 279 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 08:26 PM (e6I/s)

Quick if you want your economy and liberty back allow me to alter your RNA!

but also

This jab changes nothing and we likely have to stay locked down until Fauci tires of his horsefuckery....

as well as

we are immunizing the experimenters from culpability for their zaniness

Totes safe boys.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:28 PM (Lzpvj)

285 Yes, Rodrigo, although I said that more to mock the Left's narrative, that matches China's oddly enough, than claim the Indian stats are correct.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 08:28 PM (UHVv4)

286 Circular "logic" at its finest, what we do know and I say this as someone who happily took the jab is the vaccine has a failure
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:26 PM (Lzpvj)
---------------------------

No one knows what the failure rate is. The test is not finished.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:29 PM (1ENjc)

287
It is a magical virus, takes breaks based on the worthiness of protestors' causes and mutates into ever more deadly rather than weaker forms.I
~ ~~
Magic.or.science, I guess there is no difference to those who think reality is whatever they think it is.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:29 PM (/QF65)

288 do we have any reliable information that India is having huge problems with the WuFlu?

How would you tell? Seems like a country where street and river shitting is a thing would have a fair amount of sickness in general.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 08:15 PM (H5knJ)

Tell me about it. I lived in New Delhi for 3 years, and during the last year there was a serious outbreak of the bubonic plague. Yes, THAT plague. The hospitals were swamped with plague victims, and set up quarantine wards for them. In typical Indian brilliance, you had to walk THROUGH the quarantine wards to get to the other parts of the hospital where the non-plague patients were.

Hospital patients aren't provided with clean linen and bathing - they rely on family members to come in and bring them that,, so outsiders have to be coming and going every day, just to ensure the patients have minimal comfort and care. That's the way India is - the whole country operates on extended clan connections. It's the only way anything can work. But it renders levels of hygiene and isolation we take for granted in the West completely impossible.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 07, 2021 08:29 PM (85TNs)

289 One of the more interesting things I learned about vaccines thanks to the COVIDs is that Americans routinely kill lots and lots of 3rd world people to test vaccines so that they don't kill many Americans.

We're up to what, 3000 or so here because we didn't do that this time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 08:29 PM (e6I/s)

290 word on the boulder streets is that toilet hobo got all 3 chyna flu jabs. any truth to that ? and is still triple masked.

Posted by: chango lot at May 07, 2021 08:29 PM (g741k)

291 That human potato tried for an endorsement deal, but the company said "we're not called 'Hungry Jackass,' fatboy."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 08:30 PM (Uh2oA)

292 108 - You'll have to pry my gun out of my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: casper at May 07, 2021 08:31 PM (USW1s)

293 I feel sad for BTH. This covid nonsense broke him badly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 08:31 PM (e6I/s)

294 "Particularly when the stats are being cited in an effort to convince us to do shit against our own self interest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 08:27 PM (1E2CH)"

which is to say most of them ... is there anything in the media that isn't against the interests of the American people ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2021 08:31 PM (ErSvT)

295 286 Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:29 PM (1ENjc)

so long as keep declaring defeat and jabbing away the test will never be over...

3600 people or so are dead from the jab....

that is reality, I took it with the same determination I was a TOW gunner a job told in OSUT "it takes you 15 seconds on average to acquire and kill a target and the opponent 10 seconds to kill you if found use concealment gents" in training.

I am glad you are an alarmist, I am a realist people like you will hand the democrats total power from fear over the most survivable "plague" we have ever pretended is an epidemic.

I actually actively detest people like you.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:32 PM (Lzpvj)

296 Part of the problem with Covid information is that it's filtered through journalists, who are the dumbest people on Earth.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 07, 2021 08:32 PM (xqRaG)

297 I actually actively detest people like you.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:32 PM (Lzpvj)
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And best wishes to you.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:32 PM (1ENjc)

298
I refuse to bag on BTH, because I knew him back when he was still cool. Really, I met him a couple of times. Each time, a cool guy. I'm not sure what happened, but it wasn't good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 08:33 PM (Uh2oA)

299 All Covid numbers are defective and appears intentionally so in order to spread the panic.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 08:33 PM (2DOZq)

300 I refuse to bag on BTH, because I knew him back when he was still cool. Really, I met him a couple of times. Each time, a cool guy. I'm not sure what happened, but it wasn't good.

**

Same here. I didn't mean it in any way insultingly. I always enjoyed conversations with him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 08:34 PM (e6I/s)

301 I feel sad for BTH. This covid nonsense broke him badly.

He's like a lot of people. Too afraid of dying to live.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 08:34 PM (SchxB)

302 289 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 08:29 PM (e6I/s)

If the worst happens in two weeks with my second jab and I die quickly, I promise you in my waning thoughts I will die laughing that the best answer the US government could come up with to free the economy was Tuskegee 2 Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:34 PM (Lzpvj)

303 Would be a WUHAN bat problem?

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 07, 2021 08:34 PM (T0djb)

304 293 I feel sad for BTH. This covid nonsense broke him badly.
~~~
And many others, I don't want to hinder anyone's return to logical thinking. A few might make it back on their own, but many will need Divine Intervention. When they try to return, I hope to welcome them graciously, God help me.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:35 PM (/QF65)

305 Hey everybody.

Someone made a picture of what Abraham Lincoln would look like, if he were president today.

Interesting. I'd like to see one of Andrew Jackson if he were president today. :-)

(My hunch: Andy would bear a spooky resemblance to Ted Nugent.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

306
You always get this feeling that every trial balloon out of the Biden White House is intended to soften the blow of the final deal.
balloon) kill every male child
final deal) kill every 1st born male child

OK .. maybe it's a bit to Jewish

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 08:35 PM (X5CsJ)

307 303 Would be a WUHAN bat problem?
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 07, 2021 08:34 PM (T0djb)
------------

It's a world CCP/USCCP problem.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:36 PM (1ENjc)

308 297 Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:32 PM (1ENjc)

No if you had active good wishes for mankind you would not back the totalitarian shitheads who are destroying the global economy over this.

Cordial, absolutely but let's not quibble you think I am a risk ignoring moron and I think you are a cowardly idiot.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:36 PM (Lzpvj)

309 304 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:35 PM (/QF65)

I am certain this is not actually a designed op ran on nevertrumpers because it is literally TOO perfect but I do not think the "LOCKDOWNS FOREVER!" people will ever return to normal.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:37 PM (Lzpvj)

310 Slightly embarrassed to ask -- BTH??

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 08:37 PM (mZUr4)

311 Cordial, absolutely but let's not quibble you think I am a risk ignoring moron and I think you are a cowardly idiot.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:36 PM (Lzpvj)
-------------------

I remember the last time you flamed out.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:38 PM (1ENjc)

312 ooh shots fired

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 08:38 PM (iTXRQ)

313 Interesting. I'd like to see one of Andrew Jackson if he were president today. :-)

(My hunch: Andy would bear a spooky resemblance to Ted Nugent.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

John Kerry

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 08:38 PM (2DOZq)

314 The part that I'm extremely surprised by is that we have lockdown experiments and fairly open (and some close to completely) control groups showing what is and isn't working, and the scientific method is not longer practiced at all any more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 08:38 PM (e6I/s)

315 Slightly embarrassed to ask -- BTH??

Boulder Toilet Hobo. A very smart and knowledgeable poster here at one time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 08:38 PM (SchxB)

316 Oooh... is there a dustup?

Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 08:39 PM (0KKyI)

317 311 Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:38 PM (1ENjc)

and I remember the last time you actively fellated Fauci....

hard not to its been pretty constant no?

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:39 PM (Lzpvj)

318 >and the scientific method is not longer practiced at all any more.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

it's been replaced by the political method

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 08:39 PM (iTXRQ)

319 I think many docs are kowed by protocols written in the AJoM and Lancet etc.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:40 PM (1ENjc)

320 280 meh, these days I routinely assume that just about everything in the mass media is a lie, particularly statistics of any kind.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2021 08:26 PM (ErSvT)

Concur. All lies all the time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 08:41 PM (R/m4+)

321 314 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 08:38 PM (e6I/s)

People like me laid out with the AGW cult that this is where ALL science was heading....

the democrats have a policy position they favor and they actively curry the educrats to support it with specious alarmist tripe that HAS to be disproven by people who are retired or semi-retired.

You think a scientific community that could not bring itself to shun Michael Mann is capable of actual scientific method?

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:41 PM (Lzpvj)

322 316 Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 08:39 PM (0KKyI)

No simply an acknowledgement of where the actors are on stage.

I am in the "fuck you I took the jab because the cocksuckers will LITERALLY destroy the economy forever camp."

Some folks are in others, all is well.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:42 PM (Lzpvj)

323 Blanco -- thanks for the info. BTH is a moron I ever crossed path with.

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 08:42 PM (mZUr4)

324 021 08:38 PM (2DOZq)

314 The part that I'm extremely surprised by is that we have lockdown experiments and fairly open (and some close to completely) control groups showing what is and isn't working, and the scientific method is not longer practiced at all any more.
~~~
Science has been incorporated into the elite's manipulation of the masses.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:43 PM (/QF65)

325 My comment at 323 should have said "never crossed paths with"

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 08:44 PM (mZUr4)

326 324 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:43 PM (/QF65)

$cience has resumed its "weather priest" mode, hell in the biosciences they actively vouchsafe the ritual sacrifice of the unborn for the death cult...

I do not miss drinking often after more than a 1/5th a century when I ponder the debasement of the intellectual pursuits of western civ I consider resumption.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:45 PM (Lzpvj)

327 I had the virus around 8 months ago.My Doc said wait at least a year before vaccination. I asked him about my immunity. He said it should be good unless there is a mutated strain, but I should still have some amount of resistance/ ability to fight it. He also said the J&J is more traditional vaccine like, mostly.

Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 08:45 PM (0KKyI)

328 314 The part that I'm extremely surprised by is that we have lockdown experiments and fairly open (and some close to completely) control groups showing what is and isn't working, and the scientific method is not longer practiced at all any more.
~~~
Science has been incorporated into the elite's manipulation of the masses.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:43 PM (/QF65)

Praise Science!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 07, 2021 08:45 PM (ybIRR)

329 I think some people say it's science but it's actually more like religion.

Posted by: vivi at May 07, 2021 08:48 PM (USW1s)

330 SIG Sauer P320 AXG Scorpion 9mm Optics Ready Pistol - 17 Round - FDE; $1000; https://bit.ly/3vPZ2Ka

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 08:48 PM (i0wNm)

331 327 Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 08:45 PM (0KKyI)

My recent flu scare had me wary, wife tested negative for the CUOMO and I shook off whatever it was in 18 hours to her 36, I am possessed of a hardy constitution.

One of my sincere fears is this jab will alter my body's ability to fight this shit off naturally down the road.

A hollowed out gain of function vector could be part in theory of a binary set of released viral attacks.

Unlikely but not impossible, thank God the US political class expends more capital politically on China's feelings than on American security.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:48 PM (Lzpvj)

332 The China Flu broke a lot of folks mentally and physically.

Be strong, be courageous. God did not put you on this planet to live in fear.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 08:49 PM (R/m4+)

333 My doc is of the opinion that if you've had the virus and there is another strain your resistance will be higher to it than if you had not had the virus.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:49 PM (1ENjc)

334 If China wanted to create a targeted bio weapon wouldn't the cross hairs be on India? Surely not the USA because they own our ass. The main group of people they would want to kill off would be India. And surprise surprise this bio weapon seems to be pretty good at killing Indians. I'm sure that's all a koinkydink though.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 08:49 PM (l6b3d)

335 329 Posted by: vivi at May 07, 2021 08:48 PM (USW1s)

When a person tolerates the powers that be rendering a scientific query unanswerable and largely unobservable the exercise has transcended healthy inquiry and devolved into an exercise in faith.

Faith based responses are religion not science.

I love both.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:50 PM (Lzpvj)

336 I also said last week that I " think" I might had had the virus twice, with the second time being easy-peasy... I was informed here that I was an ignorant dumbass to believemthat because almost no one gets the virus twice... which begs the questions- if you have had the virus, why get inoculated?

Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 08:50 PM (0KKyI)

337 BTH was a decent bloke. Met him twice IRL.

Sad what happened.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 07, 2021 08:50 PM (x8Wzq)

338 Smith & Wesson 164192 686 Plus 357 Mag 7 Round 2.50" Stainless Steel Black Polymer; $860; https://bit.ly/3nWHKbk

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 08:50 PM (i0wNm)

339 I think some people say it's science but it's actually more like religion.

Posted by: vivi at May 07, 2021 08:48 PM (USW1s)

Sciencism or Scientism -- one of those is the term for it

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 08:51 PM (mZUr4)

340 332 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 08:49 PM (R/m4+)

Amen, if the stick stops me my family walks away a tidy sum richer.

If not I did my part to help remove the excuses these cocksuckers have on the economy.

Either way God has my back.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:51 PM (Lzpvj)

341 My doc is of the opinion that if you've had the virus and there is another strain your resistance will be higher to it than if you had not had the virus.
Posted by: Braenyard

My wife suffers from a host of auto immune disorders. She and I both had the Wuflu. Her Drs. at Cleveland Clinic told her pretty much the same as above and to absolutely not get the shot.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 08:51 PM (Rvt88)

342 it's been replaced by the political science method
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 08:39 PM (iTXRQ)

A suggestion?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

343 Sig makes a great pistol. I'd love to shoot one of those with a Romeo red-dot on it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 08:52 PM (e6I/s)

344 336 Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 08:50 PM (0KKyI)

Comrade it is okay you receive daily internally contradictory messaging on this....the studies are ongoing.

Mechanics fix cars all the time while they zip down the highway at 75 MPH.

//Dr Derp

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:52 PM (Lzpvj)

345 He also said the J&J is more traditional vaccine like, mostly.
Posted by: kraken

All three of the vaccines aim to make cells in the body manufacture the "spiked protein", which is like the protein coat of the covid 19 virus. There fore, the vaccine, tells cells to make the "spiked protein", and then spur the body to make "Anti-bodies". However, antibodies don't last forever. What does last a very LONG time are T-cell white cells. Resisting the actual virus causes the body to make what are called CD4 and CD8 T-cells. The vaccines have been not shown to stimulate strong CD4 and CD8 t-cell creation.
Thus, the vaccines may not confer "long term" immunity, as an actual viral resistance does.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 08:53 PM (tjZg/)

346 I also said last week that I " think" I might had had the virus twice, with the second time being easy-peasy... I was informed here that I was an ignorant dumbass to believemthat because almost no one gets the virus twice... which begs the questions- if you have had the virus, why get inoculated?

Hmmm... Pastor at my church and his wife both got teh Covid twice. Probably slightly different variants 'cause virii mutate and shit. So whoever called you a dumbass doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about or we'd all be immune to colds and flu by now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 08:53 PM (SchxB)

347 A suggestion?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)
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Man the bubble gum.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:53 PM (1ENjc)

348 My pet theory, which is just that, is that the Corona thingy will morph into a flu thingy, where everyone trots off to a yearly jab of best guess medicine. What a money maker for the companies! ( Follow the money???)

Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 08:54 PM (0KKyI)

349 334 Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 08:49 PM (l6b3d)

I observed at Instapundits that one of the known knowns was its severe lethality for certain blood and ethnic types.

Type O is more resistant, and the Asians of various sorts seem REALLY susceptible.

If the Chinese designed this to cull their aged and clear Africa what would be different?

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:54 PM (Lzpvj)

350 Thus, the vaccines may not confer "long term" immunity, as an actual viral resistance does.

That does explain why we're told we'll need "boosters" every six months.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 08:55 PM (SchxB)

351 Covid has brought out the worst in people.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

352 I've read that the Walther PDP is a pretty good pistol. I'd like to fondle one and see.

My go to is an old SiG P220.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2021 08:56 PM (3H9h1)

353 345 Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 08:53 PM (tjZg/)

The good news is you have to take one of the more dangerous test vaccines we have mass trialed in our history...

the really great news is it is temporary and you can do it over and over and over again *or* we can you know let nature take its course as man has with every other novel virus in history....

MY CHOICE!

//Fauci

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:57 PM (Lzpvj)

354 Thus, the vaccines may not confer "long term" immunity, as an actual viral resistance does.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 08:53 PM (tjZg/)
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When I was a child my mother would drag me to the clinic to get my DPT ect shots.

Then a month later I would, again, be dragged to the clinic for a booster.

Every damn year.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 08:57 PM (1ENjc)

355 **hollowed out gain of function vector could be part in theory of a binary set of released viral attacks.**

WITH FOAH YOU GET EGG ROLL!!

Posted by: Chinese Arithmetic at May 07, 2021 08:57 PM (Xgeev)

356 351 Covid has brought out the worst in people.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

It really has.... " Burn the Witch" lies just below the surface, seems like....

Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 08:57 PM (0KKyI)

357 I typed out a thoughtful insightful post on Western Civilization which got lost. So you are bereft of mywisdom. *Rolls eyes and laughs.*

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 08:57 PM (/QF65)

358 355 Posted by: Chinese Arithmetic at May 07, 2021 08:57 PM (Xgeev)

It is something that our culture's best defense is the prayer that Chinese virologists are simply the wonderful craftsmen their masons are.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:58 PM (Lzpvj)

359 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 07, 2021 08:58 PM (JTKl5)

360 well, fwiw I put my daily reliance on an airweight J-frame .38, ymmv

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2021 08:58 PM (ErSvT)

361 I've read that the Walther PDP is a pretty good pistol. I'd like to fondle one and see.

It's got to be a better firearm than the PDP versions DEC churned out. Probably a lot slower at floating point calculations, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 07, 2021 08:59 PM (SchxB)

362 >Covid has brought out the worst in people.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

I know, right? And I was a kinda disagreeable basterd before this shit even started

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 08:59 PM (iTXRQ)

363 I said earlier today I am going to go back to my libertarian roots.... " My body, my choice"... let them suck on that...

Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 08:59 PM (0KKyI)

364 356 351 Covid has brought out the worst in people.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 07, 2021 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

It really has.... " Burn the Witch" lies just below the surface, seems like....
Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 08:57 PM (0KKyI)
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Sadly, people can get much worse than this.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 07, 2021 08:59 PM (xqRaG)

365

The ONT is NOOD...

Posted by: Zettai at May 07, 2021 09:00 PM (T6pXQ)

366 bereft

you don't see that one a lot
nice work

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:00 PM (iTXRQ)

367 345 He also said the J&J is more traditional vaccine like, mostly.
Posted by: kraken

All three of the vaccines aim to make cells in the body manufacture the "spiked protein", which is like the protein coat of the covid 19 virus. There fore, the vaccine, tells cells to make the "spiked protein", and then spur the body to make "Anti-bodies". However, antibodies don't last forever. What does last a very LONG time are T-cell white cells. Resisting the actual virus causes the body to make what are called CD4 and CD8 T-cells. The vaccines have been not shown to stimulate strong CD4 and CD8 t-cell creation.
Thus, the vaccines may not confer "long term" immunity, as an actual viral resistance does.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 08:53 PM (tjZg/)

Thanks for the info, BC...

Posted by: kraken at May 07, 2021 09:00 PM (0KKyI)

368
That does explain why we're told we'll need "boosters" every six months.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals.

Also, if you had the virus and overcame it (I did), then your antibodies and T-cells are more attuned to actually attack the nucleocapsid of the virus, the actual viral genetic material.
The vaccines trigger your body to make antibodies that will recognize the spiked protein "coat" if the virus. During infection of cells, the spiked protein particularly engages ACE2 cell receptors. Then, and enzyme within the virus severes the spike, allowing the viral body to inject the viral RNA into the cell, causing infection.
Actual viral resistance will recognize and attack the viral RNA , or the "nucleocapsid" part of the virus. The vaccines don't do this. That's why even if you are vaccinated, you may still get "kind of" sick.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 09:00 PM (tjZg/)

369 "Probably a lot slower at floating point calculations, though."

LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2021 09:01 PM (ErSvT)

370 It's got to be a better firearm than the PDP versions DEC churned out. Probably a lot slower at floating point calculations, though.

Depends on your aim point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2021 09:01 PM (3H9h1)

371 Type O is more resistant, and the Asians of various sorts seem REALLY susceptible.

If the Chinese designed this to cull their aged and clear Africa what would be different?

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:54 PM (Lzpvj)

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nothing: that's what they did. the ChiCom's fucked up their demographics with the "one child" policy, which meant, in the predominant culture, families would either abort or kill girls, to get the son tradition demanded. now they have no growing population, too few child bearing age women, and who, to make things even worse, have no interest in being baby machines.

sucks to be them.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 07, 2021 09:04 PM (JTKl5)

372 That dude with the 8 outboards will still forget to put in the drain plug.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:04 PM (Rvt88)

373 forgot to add: stuck with an aging population, and no younger one to pay or care for it, it made sense to kill them off "naturally"... damage to the rest of the world was simply a further benefit to the ruling class. why do you think their "vaccine" is so useless?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 07, 2021 09:05 PM (JTKl5)

374 371 Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 07, 2021 09:04 PM (JTKl5)

When confronted with these issues in the past the Han go insane and wage genocidal wars on their neighbors and "borrow" their women....

so we have that going for us on the entertainment front.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:06 PM (Lzpvj)

375 Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 09:00 PM (iTXRQ)

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2021 09:07 PM (/QF65)

376 I did a dozen experimental anthrax vaccines, no mas.

Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2021 09:10 PM (Xih1H)

377 376 Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2021 09:10 PM (Xih1H)

I know you did Jean and I took my golfballs....

I am not trying to sway, nor shame you I made the decision that the idiot right will empower the evil left to destroy every economic gain we have made....

so I decided to take one more for the team, because sooner or later the question has to be forced....

are 10 lives out of a 1000 worth tyranny and penury in perpetuity or not?

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:13 PM (Lzpvj)

378
If the Chinese designed this to cull their aged and clear Africa what would be different?

Posted by: sven

You would first need a version that crippled the world's economy and distracted the West from riding to the resxue.

Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2021 09:14 PM (Xih1H)

379 Sven, the reason I haven't is that 1. I'm on such a high does of metaformin that I am unlikely to catch it, and 2. I do t want to teach my kids that you bend the knee

Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2021 09:16 PM (Xih1H)

380 378 Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2021 09:14 PM (Xih1H)

Yup

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:16 PM (Lzpvj)

381 379 Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2021 09:16 PM (Xih1H)

Everyone in my family was doomed to eventually be literally ordered but me, I decided to be the pathfinder.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:17 PM (Lzpvj)

382 Insty comment:

The unmasked ones are unvaccinated. The people who got the vaccines still wear masks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 07, 2021 09:18 PM (ybIRR)

383 382 Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 07, 2021 09:18 PM (ybIRR)

Turning the entire history of modern medical thought on its head.....

I have never been so happy to not be some place as there and LGF.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 09:21 PM (Lzpvj)

384 Sidebar link - Ryan Long and Ddanny discussion Menshealth article on how to transition to ~~ghey /s] having sex with men is hilarious.~~

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 09:59 PM (V13WU)

385

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 09:59 PM (V13WU)

386 that was close...

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 09:59 PM (V13WU)

387 there is nothing in this world that will convince masked people to take them off; there fear is there forever

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 10:01 PM (V13WU)

388 I have a rescue. He's about 7 years old.
I am considering bringing him back because he is completely uncontrollable in a thunderstorm. Got the vest, and that did not settle him. Bought a big kennel, but that will not contain him- he will destroy it and injure himself in the process of escaping.
He will find a place in the house to try and hide from the storm and attempt to dig through the floors and walls of the room. Refuses to go outdoors for ~24 hours and craps in the house.
Daughter hates me for considering it, so I make her clean the mess. Wife finally reached a point where she will support it, but when I told her that if she told my daughter, I would name her as an accomplice she changed her mind. She's apt to betray me in that manner.
I will not do any home improvements which are at risk until the animal is gone. Getting ready to pitch the carpeting in our spare room. Just going to paint the slab.
What would you do?

Posted by: Cluebat at May 08, 2021 01:49 PM (ACrSG)

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