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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Jean-Leon Gerome It's a small version, and because it is in a private collection there aren't any larger ones for public consumption. I usually move on to other works when I can't find an appropriate image, but this one's colors kept drawing me back...
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2021 08:40 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 08:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 07, 2021 08:41 AM (wWn8R)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 07, 2021 08:42 AM (lSZIs)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 08:42 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2021 08:42 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Kris at May 07, 2021 08:42 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 07, 2021 08:42 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:42 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: CBD at 09:40 AM
You asked for it......
https://youtu.be/LI8Zx_QvNVU
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2021 08:43 AM (Dvm/n)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 08:43 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Dirty Franklin at May 07, 2021 08:43 AM (0wAb0)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 07, 2021 08:43 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 08:43 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2021 08:43 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 07, 2021 08:44 AM (WmGrA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2021 08:44 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: dantesed at May 07, 2021 08:44 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 08:44 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Unkaren at May 07, 2021 08:44 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 07, 2021 08:44 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 07, 2021 08:45 AM (eJn7u)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 08:45 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2021 08:45 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2021 08:45 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Dirty Franklin at May 07, 2021 08:43 AM (0wAb0)
I wonder if CBD chose it for the resemblance to Melinda Gates.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 08:45 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:42 AM (Lzpvj)
Gettin' stabby in here boss.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 08:45 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2021 08:45 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 07, 2021 08:45 AM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Ziba at May 07, 2021 08:45 AM (S1hrL)
someone is getting a sword
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:42 AM
Some watery tart handing out swords is no way to form a government.
Posted by: Dennis The Peasant at May 07, 2021 08:45 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 08:45 AM (sADuh)
Posted by: Mister at May 07, 2021 08:46 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2021 08:45 AM (yrol0)
Away from what?
Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2021 08:46 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Gywn Paltry at May 07, 2021 08:46 AM (o6NKx)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Athena at May 07, 2021 08:46 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 08:47 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 07, 2021 08:47 AM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 07, 2021 08:47 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 08:47 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2021 08:47 AM (Dvm/n)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Feee Waybill at May 07, 2021 08:48 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2021 08:48 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at May 07, 2021 08:48 AM (Pxs3T)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 07, 2021 08:48 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 08:47 AM (V13WU)
WTF?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2021 08:48 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 07, 2021 08:48 AM (DUIap)
Thanks!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (flINI)
That's a lot messier to make a vaginal delight product, I'm sticken wit de cherub/bell pepper...
Posted by: Gywn Paltry at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (o6NKx)
Posted by: andycanuck
Venus on the half shell or Venus Rockefeller?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (VVEnO)
OK
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 07, 2021 08:47 AM
You have to admit, that's a pretty good lead-in comment for an art thread introduction!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 08:47 AM (V13WU)
WTF?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
My guess: a bunch of artists posing with their model. They look happy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (lmikk)
it's ART !
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (V13WU)
Not arguing that.
Just, what situation causes that scene? 1920's strip club?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 08:47 AM (V13WU)
Is that Dali holding his arm and hand out over her head?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 08:50 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 08:50 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 08:50 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 08:50 AM (Bmy3R)
- Vulcan
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (m+jkK)
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Uma played it better than the model for the painting above.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 08:50 AM (LvTSG)
Hair Pie!
Posted by: Gywn Paltry at May 07, 2021 08:50 AM (o6NKx)
:AoSHQ style guide proposal:
This ploy should henceforth be referred to as
"Biden's Three Card Montalban"
Posted by: Downcast at May 07, 2021 08:51 AM (bGuWd)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 08:51 AM (xW72t)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 07, 2021 08:51 AM (OUMaO)
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There is resemblance. I do not know.... Kriiiiiiis !
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 08:51 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021
***
Good birthing hips.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 08:51 AM (/XOcP)
Just, what situation causes that scene? 1920's strip club?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)
It is : "Students and model, believed to be one of Gérome's classes at the École des Beaux-Arts. "
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 08:52 AM (V13WU)
Very cool/cold where Venus is usually depicted as warm. Masculine face is not attractive and the corpse-like skin tones are off-putting.
Technically well done, but rather creepy.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 07, 2021 08:52 AM (MIKMs)
'Venus Ascending' would make a good science fiction title... and the painting would make a cool cover.
Posted by: Dawn Noc at May 07, 2021 08:52 AM (o6NKx)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Butterface
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 08:53 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021
***
Fair-skinned girls always look more naked somehow than tanned girls. Discuss. Be sure to give examples (pr0nstar Nikki Rhodes, mainstream actress Emma Stone) in your answer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 08:53 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 08:49 AM (V13WU)
I guess in the absence of trees, a hardwood floor will suffice. ART!
Posted by: Downcast at May 07, 2021 08:53 AM (bGuWd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 08:53 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 08:50 AM (Bmy3R)
Nobody's perfect!
Posted by: Venus (or maybe Jack Lemmon?) at May 07, 2021 08:53 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: gwynie at May 07, 2021 08:53 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 08:54 AM (2goRJ)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 08:54 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 08:54 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 07, 2021 08:48 AM (DUIap)
I cannot seem to access the comments in old threads, any clues as to how to do this?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 08:54 AM (hOUT3)
I think he's dropped his hat on the model's head just as the photographer is snapping the picture. Because avant garde artistes are just so clever and humorous that way.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2021 08:54 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2021 08:54 AM (x2a+s)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 08:54 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Dawn Noc at May 07, 2021 08:54 AM (o6NKx)
Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2021 08:55 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 08:56 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 08:56 AM (ilCTE)
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 08:57 AM (ilCTE)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot - It Ain't Democracy When You Steal It at May 07, 2021 08:59 AM (ERagJ)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 08:59 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 08:56 AM (VVEnO)
The deux you say!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 08:59 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Poseidon at May 07, 2021 08:59 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 08:59 AM (Bmy3R)
I cannot seem to access the comments in old threads, any clues as to how to do this?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 08:54 AM
see #374 in JJ's Morning Report
it's almost as easy as I described it, but it's not difficult
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 07, 2021 09:00 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 08:56 AM (ilCTE)
You asked for it....
https://youtu.be/lyjr_QTFII8
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 09:00 AM (jvt6t)
That picture of student artists and a nude model is in this Wiki topic: Jean-Léon Géôme. This shows some of the École des Beaux-Arts.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 09:00 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 09:01 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Eros at May 07, 2021 09:01 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:01 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Poseidon at May 07, 2021
***
I believe that technically Poseidon was Aphrodite's uncle -- Zeus's brother. Not that that ever stopped the Olympians from intimacy with someone they fancied.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 09:02 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 09:02 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot - It Ain't Democracy When You Steal It at May 07, 2021 09:02 AM (ERagJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 09:02 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 09:02 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 09:02 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 08:50 AM
Much better.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2021 09:02 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 09:03 AM (Bmy3R)
"Kleenex!" Ah, no, close but not quite right...
"Scenic!" Crap. Wait, it'll come to me. Don't rush me...
Where's that Muldoon when you need him?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2021 09:03 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: H. Lecter at May 07, 2021 09:03 AM (m+jkK)
"Kleenex!" Ah, no, close but not quite right...
"Scenic!" Crap. Wait, it'll come to me. Don't rush me...
Where's that Muldoon when you need him?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2021 09:03 AM (qc+VF
I'm sure it's on the tip of your tongue. Just keep at it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:04 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: 11B40 at May 07, 2021 09:04 AM (evgyj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 08:51 AM
Roomy.
Posted by: H. Lecter at May 07, 2021 09:03 AM (m+jkK)
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Great, now I have a sudden urge to watch my Hannibal UHD. I don't think Second Junior can appreciate the operatic insanity at 18 months, though. It'll have to wait.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:05 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 09:05 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: 11B40 at May 07, 2021 09:04 AM (evgyj)
Kris says they are puttos.......not the kind in Mexico though.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 09:05 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 09:05 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2021 09:06 AM (qc+VF)
This painting is overflowing with white privilege. And green sea foam. But mostly white privilege.
Posted by: Dawn Noc at May 07, 2021 09:06 AM (o6NKx)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 07, 2021 09:06 AM (flINI)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2021 09:06 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 07, 2021 09:07 AM (wWn8R)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:05 AM
You're welcome.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2021 09:07 AM (m+jkK)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2021 09:06 AM
Neither do I.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 07, 2021 09:07 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Dawn Noc at May 07, 2021 09:08 AM (o6NKx)
Weenus -- loose elbow skin.
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021
***
In my company it's the Weekly Estimated Net USage. The WENUS Report.
Posted by: Chandler Bing at May 07, 2021 09:08 AM (/XOcP)
It falls to Earth I know not where
Posted by: Confucius at May 07, 2021 09:08 AM (VVEnO)
Are those Seraphims or Cherubims ???
Posted by: 11B40 at May 07, 2021 09:04 AM (evgyj)
Putti.
Posted by: Kris at May 07, 2021 09:08 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 07, 2021 09:08 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2021 09:09 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Sonny Shroyer at May 07, 2021 09:09 AM (mZUr4)
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Oddly, my rhyming dictionary does not have entries for -enis or -enus.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2021 09:09 AM (WGara)
Gonnoccocolsyphiliticchancreenis!
Posted by: Dawn Noc at May 07, 2021
***
Drawn from the pr0n parody of Mary Poppins, no doubt.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 09:09 AM (/XOcP)
Baby, she's got it.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs
Late to the party but yeah, the first thing I thought of.
And every man since Adam.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:09 AM (Rvt88)
****
I've got nothin'
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2021 09:09 AM (Fc5rx)
==========
*golf clap*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 09:10 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 09:10 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2021 09:10 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 07, 2021 09:06 AM (flINI)
Hah! Yep, our old name for Bubba Clintoon.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 09:10 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Kris at May 07, 2021 09:08 AM (OyyDO)
I thought putti were sort of synonymous with cherubs
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:10 AM (ONvIw)
****
I've got nothin'
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2021 09:09 AM (Fc5rx)
You're slipping, Muldoon -- that doesn't even come close to rhyming.
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 09:10 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Glycine at May 07, 2021 09:11 AM (iW4BW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 09:11 AM (xfb67)
****
I've got nothin'
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2021 09:09 AM (Fc5rx)
Ah. It's Free Verse.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 09:11 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:10 AM (ONvIw)
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That would be the silly putti.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2021 09:11 AM (WGara)
Posted by: Kris
Same to you Lady!!
Even lovely Italian can sound like swear words with the appropriate hand gestures and inflection.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:12 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Putti Clamsnapper at May 07, 2021 09:12 AM (o6NKx)
Posted by: Kris at May 07, 2021 09:08 AM (OyyDO)
I thought putti were sort of synonymous with cherubs
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:10 AM (ONvIw)
Cherubs are for Christian scenes. Putti for pagan scenes.
Posted by: Kris at May 07, 2021 09:12 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 09:12 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021
***
A putti difficult mystery.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 09:12 AM (/XOcP)
Actually, it's a beautiful piece and I can see why you kept coming back to it, CBD.
Would happily hang this.
Posted by: creeper at May 07, 2021 09:12 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2021 09:12 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Putti Clamsnapper at May 07, 2021 09:12 AM (o6NKx)
Posted by: Kris
Same to you Lady!!
Even lovely Italian can sound like swear words with the appropriate hand gestures and inflection.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:12 AM (Rvt8
LOL. The scene with the Merovingian in Matrix II.
Posted by: Kris at May 07, 2021 09:13 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2021 09:13 AM (/MaDp)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 07, 2021 09:13 AM (7N09i)
Disco lady.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 09:13 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Kris at May 07, 2021 09:13 AM (OyyDO
Wasn't that French?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:14 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 09:15 AM (cI7Oj)
Federal Bureau of Incompetancy indeed.
When I get my law license I'm never going to look at a warrant without incredulity as my first take again.
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 09:16 AM (sADuh)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 09:16 AM (HaL55)
Even lovely Italian can sound like swear words with the appropriate hand gestures and inflection.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:12 AM
LOL - Reminds me of the similar word "puzzi" which means "you smell". Ya gotta hold-a you nose witta thumb anna forefinger and say it like "tu POOT-zi!"
Mom would do that before bathtime when we were little.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 09:16 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2021 09:16 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: creeper at May 07, 2021 09:16 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 07, 2021 09:16 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 07, 2021 09:17 AM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2021 09:17 AM (AwYPR)
*****
Venus' Lament - a limerick
I thought baby angels were okay
But they follow me around EVERY day!!
All the clapping and the cheering
And the flapping (and some leering)
Really che-rubs me the wrong way!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2021 09:17 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 09:17 AM (sADuh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 07, 2021 08:54
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Probably answered, but:
It looks like links to old comments are pointing at http://minx.cc/?post="XXXXX" .
Change minx.cc to acecomments.mu.nu to access the comments.
(http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post="XXXXX")
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at May 07, 2021 09:18 AM (ViCCR)
Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2021 08:54 AM (x2a+s)
Tried doing a search for tan lines with the moderation on. A couple good leads, but this was just hilarious:
https://tinyurl.com/5smth6xv
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 09:18 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Kris at May 07, 2021 09:13 AM (OyyDO
Wasn't that French?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:14 AM (4fSQf)
Yes. Still funny tho.
Posted by: Kris at May 07, 2021 09:18 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 09:19 AM (lmikk)
She's sun-deprived enough to be newborn, that's for sure. That or she hasn't consumed sufficient souls to take on the look of life, as is so often the case for gingers.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 07, 2021 08:51 AM (OUMaO)
__________
She's Irish.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 09:20 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 09:20 AM (sADuh)
Going to try to find time to finally return the cable box to Spectrum and drop my cable package.
The box has been sitting on the counter for 2 months now, sheesh.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 09:21 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Roscoe P. Coltrane at May 07, 2021 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)
She's sun-deprived enough to be newborn, that's for sure. That or she hasn't consumed sufficient souls to take on the look of life, as is so often the case for gingers.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 07, 2021 08:51 AM (OUMaO)
__________
She's Irish.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 09:20 AM (mht8P)
Italian
Posted by: Buzzion at May 07, 2021 09:21 AM (G2zl5)
Mom would do that before bathtime when we were little.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 09:16 AM (Bmy3R)
Heh, in Spanish it's "fuchi." One of the few Spanish words my husband uses regularly, along with "chones" and "chinga."
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 09:21 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 07, 2021 09:21 AM (HCeRP)
also, in about 5 years, you will see this repainted by a woke artiste. And it will have a male's wedding tackle down below.
Posted by: she's always a woman to me at May 07, 2021 09:22 AM (RWuqe)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Zero people showed up to Joe Biden's event in Louisiana, where he went to tout his trillion dollar spending plan.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:22 AM (4fSQf)
Zero people showed up to Joe Biden's event in Louisiana, where he went to tout his trillion dollar spending plan.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:22 AM (4fSQf)
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Most votes ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:22 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at May 07, 2021 09:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: David French at May 07, 2021 09:23 AM (DpkTQ)
You dipstick!!!
Posted by: Roscoe P. Coltrane at May 07, 2021 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)
I think 'ol Roscoe needs to be careful on who he's calling a dipstick.....after all, he works on his cars...
Posted by: Waylon Jennings - The Narrator at May 07, 2021 09:23 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 09:23 AM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: JT
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So she's Brazilian then...
Posted by: lin-duh at May 07, 2021 09:23 AM (7N09i)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 07, 2021 09:23 AM (vuisn)
https://tinyurl.com/jd7kky8h
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Nice iphone!
Wait. . . what'd I miss?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 09:23 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 09:20 AM (mht8P)
Italian
Posted by: Buzzion at May 07, 2021 09:21 AM (G2zl5)
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Galatian.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2021 09:23 AM (WGara)
Zero people showed up to Joe Biden's event in Louisiana, where he went to tout his trillion dollar spending plan.
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He's the best resident of the US evah!
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2021 09:24 AM (/MaDp)
But remember he got more votes then any presidential candidate in history, dwarfing the excitement of Trump, Obama, Reagan, etc etc
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 09:24 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 07, 2021 09:24 AM (lSZIs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 09:16 AM (HaL55)
Va te faire onculer!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2021 09:24 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:22 AM (4fSQf)
***
Zero people showed up for Karmella at a separate event this week, too.
But 80M+ people voted for them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:24 AM (nMXLX)
when the people DO decide to show up for Joe, I don't think he's going to be happy about WHY we are there.
this is not a threat, Bob from NSA, just the truth. people are being patient for now, but inflation is heating up quick and the idiots in charge of this coup have NO IDEA what to do. they're so wrong they don't even know they're wrong.
gonna be fun.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2021 09:24 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:22 AM (4fSQf)
****
Biggest vote getter in the history of the world!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 07, 2021 09:24 AM (flINI)
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 07, 2021
***
Born fully formed from the sea foam, the myths say. "Aphrodite" comes from the Greek word(s) for "sea foam."
Athena popped out of Zeus's forehead. Be glad she wasn't called "Migrainia."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 09:24 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:25 AM (nMXLX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 09:16 AM (HaL55)
But you still sound like a pompous fag while doing it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Aww...Zero people showed up to Joe Biden's event in Louisiana, where he went to tout his trillion dollar spending plan.
Everybody's prolly afraid of being arrested and charged with some fabulously fake crime for daring to breathe the same air as Puddinhead O'Biden. Then thrown in solitary confinement.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 09:25 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 09:25 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021
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I was just glad his arrival and entourage didn't screw up my commute home. People who lived out toward the airport, though, are probably still cursing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 09:25 AM (/XOcP)
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I judge this as True.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2021 09:26 AM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 07, 2021 09:26 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 09:24 AM (/XOcP)
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Don't get Zeus wet.
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 09:26 AM (cI7Oj)
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Jeez, that's actually a pretty good point. I wouldn't be at all surprised if that's why there are no protesters there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:26 AM (nMXLX)
Posted by: Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty at May 07, 2021 09:26 AM (KqiMr)
I showed up without pants seeing as that's Kamala's thing and they made me leave. What the hell.
Now I gotta go to future starbucks instead.
Posted by: Some Moron living in an Idiocracy world at May 07, 2021 09:27 AM (DpkTQ)
That whole scene was some of the best digital soft pr0n evah.
"See zat woman over zere?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 09:27 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 09:27 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 07, 2021 09:27 AM (7N09i)
Posted by: Mr. White at May 07, 2021 09:28 AM (jvt6t)
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I judge this as True.
Posted by: Puddin Head
And HILARIOUS !
Posted by: JT at May 07, 2021 09:28 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 09:24 AM (/XOcP)
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Don't get Zeus wet.
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021
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I don't think any of the animals at the zoo sweat. The patrons do in hot weather, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 09:28 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 07, 2021 09:21 AM (HCeRP)
What about feeding him after midnight?
Posted by: Buzzion at May 07, 2021 09:28 AM (G2zl5)
***
"And now for weather on the ones..."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:29 AM (nMXLX)
Posted by: 4 at May 07, 2021 09:29 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 09:24 AM (/XOcP)
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Don't get Zeus wet.
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021
Dammit it meant that to go with this comment.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 07, 2021 09:29 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: first world problems at May 07, 2021 09:29 AM (j49hJ)
https://tinyurl.com/jd7kky8h
Posted by: Aetius451AD
***
If'n I had Bewbs like that I would never leave the house.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 07, 2021 09:30 AM (flINI)
Posted by: lizabth at May 07, 2021 09:30 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 07, 2021 09:27 AM (7N09i)
Every time I hear Enya, I think about the basement scene in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 09:30 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:31 AM (nMXLX)
The pose is familiar but it's the colors of sky blue and off white that catches my eye. Also, the mop of hair, both the amount and being brunette instead of blonde. Her figure is very feminine, of course, but her face is almost masculine. More Greek or Roman than delicate Anglo-Saxon. An interesting choice.
Posted by: JTB at May 07, 2021 09:31 AM (7EjX1)
1. Obama put him in charge of assigning funds.
2. He put it toward some high-speed rail projects (sexy! Science!)
3. "With that money ... could have fixed the tunnels in New York".
I had to watch it twice if that was a coherent take from his incoherence, and it was.
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (cI7Oj)
I self assessed that I had that call wrong, but I now believe I was spot on calling for a 2 point Trump win and a narrow McSally win. I think they dumped at least 2% fraudulent votes into the system in Maricopa, thinking it was more than enough for a clear Biden win.
Not that I can ever prove it, but I think that the carefully curated polls that I was tracking were more accurate than the actual reported results.
So sticking to my story, Trump won by over 300 EVs, and about 2 million votes nationwide.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 09:30 AM (jvt6t)
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I think about LA Story.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (WGara)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:31 AM (nMXLX)
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I'm just hoping that Yang becomes mayor of NYC and institutes a UBI, further killing the productive part of the city and drawing in the unproductives from across the state and nation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:33 AM (nMXLX)
*****
Penis' Lament - a limerick
I need to be a little discreet
But I suffered a bitter defeat
My always-eager ween
Saw a pic of Rich Levine
And now it just can't be beat!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2021 09:33 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 07, 2021 09:27 AM (7N09i)
Ohhh I HATE Enya. I worked at an inn in CT (the haunted one) and they played that shit all the time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 09:33 AM (Ez6QX)
The Goddess of Sex was a redhead, dude.
It is known.
Posted by: Sandro Botticelli at May 07, 2021 09:33 AM (JZT2F)
1. Obama put him in charge of assigning funds.
2. He put it toward some high-speed rail projects (sexy! Science!)
3. "With that money ... could have fixed the tunnels in New York".
I had to watch it twice if that was a coherent take from his incoherence, and it was.
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (cI7Oj)
Well, being as the tunnels in NY aren't federal, that seems like a NY problem, not a federal tax money problem.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/jd7kky8h
Posted by: Aetius451AD
***
If'n I had Bewbs like that I would never leave the house.
==
They can be yours! 20,000,up front, and then 20,000 upon completion. This does not include facility fees or fees from ancillary professionals, only the surgeon's fee.
Posted by: Plastic Surgery Marketing Association, double our potential market at May 07, 2021 09:34 AM (RWuqe)
and there aren't jobs available because 50% of the businesses shut down
or massively scaled back because so many people were riding the free
money train through the COVIDs.
It'll only be interesting to people who like to eat food. The elites will be quite pleased that their plans to destroy us worked so well and so quickly with little to no pushback.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 09:34 AM (HaL55)
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Yep. The simultaneous multi-state voting pauses were because Trump voters had crashed the failsafes and they had to physically dump votes into the system.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:34 AM (nMXLX)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
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The federal government shouldn't be involved in local problems? What are you? An insurrectionist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:34 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 09:34 AM (HaL55)
Elites: What obesity problem??
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 09:34 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 07, 2021 09:34 AM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 07, 2021 09:27 AM (7N09i)
Well, that happens when you make an appointment to get a Watermark checked
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 09:35 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (5p7BC)
I don't think you'll get an argument here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 09:35 AM (Ez6QX)
Certainly, this beautifully rendered, naked lovely is a trap.
Posted by: red speck at May 07, 2021 09:36 AM (gS3OW)
rose to 6.1 percent, an unexpectedly poor showing falling well below
expectations.
Thanks Joe
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 09:36 AM (RHGPo)
I gave my niece a high-speed rail. Also my sister. And stepmom.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 07, 2021 09:37 AM (JZT2F)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 09:37 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
More than anything else, that's the one thing that stands out here.
Yeah, I know she's got female parts, but otherwise it's a dude.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2021 09:37 AM (U2EjU)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
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Any less national than the buses of Tip O'Neil's Boston? Because Tip got them all new tires on the national taxpayer's dime.
Regardless of what you or I believe, you can bet that if the tunnels of New York need funding, a Dem thinks we can spend national funds for them.
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 09:38 AM (cI7Oj)
*****
Anybody else remember stretching Beetle Bailey's face all out of shape?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2021 09:38 AM (Fc5rx)
I saw the Ocean's daughter
walking on the waves she came
slowly calling out my name
and I can't get it out of my head
no I can't get it out of my head
now my old world is gone for dead
cuz I can't get it out of my head, oh no.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2021 09:38 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (5p7BC)
I don't think you'll get an argument here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 09:35 AM (Ez6QX)
There's a reason he went AWOL from here. NOW they might not argue, but back THEN.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lyle Lanley at May 07, 2021 09:38 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
She has a face? I missed that part.
Posted by: red speck at May 07, 2021 09:39 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 07, 2021 09:39 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (5p7BC)
I stand by your predictions, too. They know what they did. We know what they did. They know we know.
Posted by: 4 at May 07, 2021 09:39 AM (KnJdm)
I gave my niece a high-speed rail. Also my sister. And stepmom.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 07, 2021 09:37 AM (JZT2F)
Guffaw!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 07, 2021 09:39 AM (0OmEj)
God's plan. That's about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:39 AM (4fSQf)
She has a face? I missed that part.
Posted by: red speck at May 07, 2021 09:39 AM (gS3OW)
It took me about 10 minutes to get there, but yeah.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
no I can't get it out of my head
now my old world is gone for dead
cuz I can't get it out of my head...
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2021 09:38 AM (trdmm)
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"because of the colors" -- CBD
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 09:40 AM (cI7Oj)
The anatomy is wrong in so, so many ways.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 09:40 AM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Oh, I know. People were pissed and looking for someone to lash out at. I don't blame him for taking a break.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 09:40 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:40 AM (nMXLX)
Oh, I know. People were pissed and looking for someone to lash out at. I don't blame him for taking a break.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 09:40 AM (Ez6QX)
Not one bit.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (5p7BC)
I stand by your predictions, too. They know what they did. We know what they did. They know we know.
Posted by: 4
Just because this needs to be repeated as often as possible. Becuase it's true.
Posted by: lizabth at May 07, 2021 09:41 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 09:41 AM (UHVv4)
How's that whole "curing cancer" thingy that SCOAMF put him in charge of a few years back? Haven't heard much about that lately...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 09:41 AM (HaL55)
I always went with Miss Buxley, myself.
I'm guessing that character is now a purple-haired hippo with hairy legs?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 09:41 AM (JZT2F)
Posted by: 4
Just because this needs to be repeated as often as possible. Becuase it's true.
Posted by: lizabth at May 07, 2021 09:41 AM (L3Rsz)
Yep.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 09:42 AM (Ez6QX)
Hmmmmmmm.....
Posted by: Lyle Lanley at May 07, 2021 09:38 AM (mZUr4)
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And that's right where I learned I had typed "discussion" instead of "discursion" (nope that was Grammarly, because it did it again!)
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 09:42 AM (cI7Oj)
Obama didn't think so. "Never underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up." Or something like that. Makes you wonder how and why Joe got on the ticket and who made it happen.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2021 09:42 AM (qc+VF)
So sticking to my story, Trump won by over 300 EVs, and about 2 million votes nationwide.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (5p7BC)
I've said more than once around here, if you aren't a conspiracy theorist these days, you're just not paying attention.
We don't have a lot of data, because that's how conspiracies work. I'm not insane, so I don't go around saying "I know they did this" or whatever. I say this is what I suspect happened, and I'm going to believe it until there's credible evidence otherwise.
One of my working assumptions now is there have been for decades, carefully crafted culling of "black votes," even though black voters have almost certainly NOT been voting anywhere near the numbers that get reported, election after election.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2021 09:43 AM (U2EjU)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 07, 2021 09:43 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:43 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 09:32 AM (5p7BC)
I stand by your predictions, too. They know what they did. We know what they did. They know we know.
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Yeah DinF. I thought at the time people were just wigging out. Understandably. Since, you know, they frigging stole what should have been a landslide.
The system does not want to be fixed, and it will resist all attempts at same. The harder we try, the more it will organize and unite like nothing to defend its ability to continue sucking the life blood from our country. There's no happy ending in sight.
Posted by: it is what it is at May 07, 2021 09:43 AM (RWuqe)
More Echo and the Bunnymen from me this week.
All My Colours.
https://youtu.be/mMUaVoWU0Sw
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 09:44 AM (mZUr4)
The anatomy is wrong in so, so many ways.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021
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It's idealized, true, but I see nothing wrong with that. Yes, her face is a little masculine, but so is pr0nstar Peta Jensen's, and the rest of *her* is tres magnifique. (Or so I'm told.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 09:44 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: creeper at May 07, 2021 09:45 AM (XxJt1)
million on Friday under President Joe Biden during his first 100 days --
but those plans were shattered by the devastating jobs report for April.
Punchbowl News reported Friday morning that senior White House staffers
were watching the jobs estimates of created 700,000 jobs, eager to
promote the record number of jobs created during Biden's first 100 days.
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 09:45 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 07, 2021 09:45 AM (VVz6h)
Posted by: it is what it is at May 07, 2021 09:43 AM (RWuqe)
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Another moron said it best:
The problem isn't that the system is corrupt. The problem is that corruption is the system.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:45 AM (nMXLX)
One of my working assumptions now is there have been for decades, carefully crafted culling of "black votes," even though black voters have almost certainly NOT been voting anywhere near the numbers that get reported, election after election.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2021 09:43 AM (U2EjU)
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Is any culture monolithic enough where there are precincts where 100% of the voters vote the same way?
How often does that happen in red precincts?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:46 AM (4fSQf)
same. The harder we try, the more it will organize and unite like
nothing to defend its ability to continue sucking the life blood from
our country. There's no happy ending in sight.
That means that we the people will need to fix it by any means necessary. The longer we wait, the more difficult we make it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 09:46 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:40 AM (nMXLX)
I'm at the point where my anger and bitterness is directed exactly where I believe it belongs: The Republican Party.
If they had wanted to stop the steal before it happened, I'm not 100% sure they could have, but it sure does look like they never even tried.
Why, it's almost as if getting rid of Trump was their plan as well.
Almost.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2021 09:47 AM (U2EjU)
I'm pretty sure that walking would be...problematic...with those tiny feet.
She'd have to be carried around, like those Chinese ladies with bound feet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021 09:47 AM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 09:47 AM (jOcSX)
million on Friday under President Joe Biden during his first 100 days --
but those plans were shattered by the devastating jobs report for April.
**
So hated Trump's numbers - during exhaustive state and local lockdowns - were better than Biden's after Democrats allowed businesses to re-open in order to give Biden an awesome economy?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:48 AM (nMXLX)
Judas mother effer.
Now he wants to be President since he bent the knee.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:48 AM (4fSQf)
million on Friday under President Joe Biden during his first 100 days --
but those plans were shattered by the devastating jobs report for April.
Punchbowl News reported Friday morning that senior White House staffers
were watching the jobs estimates of created 700,000 jobs, eager to
promote the record number of jobs created during Biden's first 100 days.
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 09:45 AM (RHGPo)
Aw, isn't that a shame?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 09:48 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:49 AM (ONvIw)
The problem isn't that the system is corrupt. The problem is that corruption is the system.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:45 AM (nMXLX)
Well stated.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2021 09:49 AM (U2EjU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:48 AM (nMXLX)
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California and New York still aren't really open.
The red states are largely open.
It's going to be on states like Texas, Florida, South Carolina, and others to carry the entire nation's numbers for a while as CA and NY intentionally drag things down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
Judas mother effer.
Now he wants to be President since he bent the knee.
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well, that was the deal. We got our orders on that already.
Posted by: Dominion at May 07, 2021 09:49 AM (1Z8Wl)
Why, it's almost as if getting rid of Trump was their plan as well.
***
Yep. We joked about the Uniparty, but it's real. There was essentially zero resistance to the steal, during a time when Republicans held the Senate.
And then Pence did his happy dance with Pelosi immediately after receiving a challenge coin from another Republican for removing Trump.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:50 AM (nMXLX)
Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2021 09:50 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:50 AM (ONvIw)
She'd have to be carried around, like those Chinese ladies with bound feet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2021
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If you mean Venus/Aphrodite here, her hind paws don't look very small for her height. We're just seeing the forefoot and toes, not the entire foot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 09:50 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: CN
==
It was a great opportunity for us to "connect" with him and an arrangement was made.
Posted by: Dominion at May 07, 2021 09:50 AM (+YZYG)
BTW, the RN launched the expedition because there had been alot of Arctic sea ice melt noted in the decade earlier so they figured 'global warming' was creating a NWP. Then it got cold again.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 09:51 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 09:51 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:52 AM (ONvIw)
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To be fair, I was wrong (so of) about one thing. I said they couldn't cheat on the massive scale needed without being caught. And that turned out to be true.
What I didn't realize was that the GOP and courts would just let them get away with it.
So going forward, if I do any analysis of future elections, there will be a giant caveat on them based on whether or not a clean election is allowed to happen.
I'm curious what states like AZ are going to do now. AZ turns out to still be a slightly pinkish state, do they clean up their elections or not, given that it is literally a matter of survival for the state's GOP.
Florida just signed a new election integrity law, not that it needed it since it was the cleanest in the nation.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 09:52 AM (5p7BC)
Judas mother effer.
Now he wants to be President since he bent the knee.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:48 AM (4fSQf)
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Mike Pence is a Christan.
He has been willing to take hits on recommended Christian practices, (such as not being alone with a woman).
He crumpled on the RFRA bill in Indianna, which should tell you a lot about Pence.
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 09:52 AM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 09:53 AM (o89XP)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 09:53 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: creeper at May 07, 2021 09:45 AM (XxJt1)
The sculpture of a Greek goddess in our town was actually modeled by a Greek woman.
https://tinyurl.com/5sxxsfbd
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 07, 2021 09:54 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:54 AM (ONvIw)
He has been willing to take hits on recommended Christian practices, (such as not being alone with a woman).
He crumpled on the RFRA bill in Indianna, which should tell you a lot about Pence.
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You shall know them by their fruits . . .
(not by what they say)
Posted by: Did somebody say Fruit? at May 07, 2021 09:54 AM (Yvkt8)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2021 09:54 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 09:45 AM (RHGPo)
++++
You want two million jobs in three months? I can deliver it. It would be easy.
1. End all COVID controls.
2. End all subsidies to not work. Reduce unemployment to the prior 13-week maximum and end the add-ons.
3. No more helicopter money, period, over and above the pre-Rona welfare schemes (we can deal with them later)
That would do it, right there. For an added bonus:
3. Launch rigorous FTC action against Amazon and the other major monopolies
But they don't care two shits about unemployment and they do care *many* shits about accumulation of power - so none of the easy stuff will be done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 09:54 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:54 AM (ONvIw)
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The Michigan election was declared illegal under existing law. And yet the results still stand.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:54 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:54 AM (ONvIw)
Moar laws are always the answer!
Posted by: Gun Control Folks at May 07, 2021 09:55 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 09:55 AM (RHGPo)
https://tinyurl.com/5sxxsfbd
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 07, 2021
***
Not a masculine face, but sort of neuter.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 09:55 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:54 AM (ONvIw)
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The Michigan election was declared illegal under existing law. And yet the results still stand.
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Cuz there is only one party. And we aren't in it.
Posted by: broken record at May 07, 2021 09:56 AM (j49hJ)
Slight correction: Pence says he's a Christian. But he certainly didn't stand up for the truth when he should have.
Puddinhead O'Biden says he's Catholic, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 09:56 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:56 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:56 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 09:56 AM (o89XP)
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Blood and lots of it will change it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2021 09:56 AM (/MaDp)
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 09:45 AM (RHGPo)
This is truly schadenfreudelicious, but as Lizabth said in today's MoRe's comments, Plan B for the Biden team will be using this to push through their 'jobs' plan.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2021 09:57 AM (mdjgu)
Why didn't they go for "less safe"?
But no, DeSatan invited Fox to a signing ceremony so Florida is less free because only "one side was heard".
You know, like Obama got a whole lot of flack at signing ceremonies!
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 09:57 AM (cI7Oj)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:57 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2021 09:57 AM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
What difference, at this point....
Posted by: Hillary at May 07, 2021 09:58 AM (mZUr4)
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The Donks learned their lesson in 2016. They didn't vote hard enough. Or often enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 09:58 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2021 09:56 AM (/MaDp)
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Doubtless. It always does. And it will, eventually, come to that. Again, it always does.
Just don't labor under the expectation that what comes out the other side is good, or even better. Historically at various scales, you'll get many Hitlers and Stalins for every Washington or Cincinnatus.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 09:58 AM (Jsjd7)
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I knew politicians would be full of bluster and fundraising, but what I didn't expect was the courts at every level to succumb to threats of violence and riots, too.
Election law changed by administrators outside of the legislative process is not legal. Any votes cast using that route were not legal. But oh well, sure, it's fine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 09:58 AM (nMXLX)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 09:56 AM (o89XP)
Or, as JJ Sefton might say, 'Gilgor Mish'.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2021 09:58 AM (mdjgu)
Why didn't they go for "less safe"?
But no, DeSatan invited Fox to a signing ceremony so Florida is less free because only "one side was heard".
You know, like Obama got a whole lot of flack at signing ceremonies!
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 09:57 AM (cI7Oj)
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This is a sign that DeSantis can simply not campaign and win easily and honestly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
The Michigan election was declared illegal under existing law. And yet the results still stand.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:54 AM (LvTSG)
Probably the most damaging part of all of this. They are now openly allowed to break laws without any actual consequences because they themselves are the judge and jury.
The same people who can vote themselves pay raises now get to decide if they are guilty of anything.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 09:58 AM (4fSQf)
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I just want a pony.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2021 09:59 AM (/MaDp)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 09:59 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 09:59 AM (bYTQR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 10:00 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 10:00 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 10:00 AM (ONvIw)
It isn't law, it is process.
Brenda Snipes is the poster child for the type of person a state has to neutralize.
Florida did it, other states can too, if they have the political will. Which is questionable.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 07, 2021 10:00 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 07, 2021 10:01 AM (ufFY8)
**
I've really, truly begun to appreciate that America was an anomaly. We're watching it revert to the natural state of man, which is violence, tribal leaders, strongmen, oligarchs, and graft.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 10:01 AM (nMXLX)
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I knew politicians would be full of bluster and fundraising, but what I didn't expect was the courts at every level to succumb to threats of violence and riots, too.
Election law changed by administrators outside of the legislative process is not legal. Any votes cast using that route were not legal. But oh well, sure, it's fine.
==
If Scalia hadn't died, well, maybe it might have been a little more interesting on the Court side of things. Funny how that worked out.
Posted by: dots unconnected at May 07, 2021 10:01 AM (IOM3J)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 10:01 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
What is that saying, 'the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese?'
Trump may have been the first mouse.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2021 10:02 AM (mdjgu)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 10:02 AM (o89XP)
didn't expect was the courts at every level to succumb to threats of
violence and riots, too.
One of the many reasons why I absolutely detest weakness, particularly in matters such as this when strength is called for.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 10:02 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
What is that saying, 'the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese?'
Trump may have been the first mouse.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2021 10:02 AM (mdjgu)
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I was talking about his 2022 run for re-election as governor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 10:02 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cosda at May 07, 2021 10:03 AM (B8xg6)
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Regression to mean for Europeans is Serfdom. For blacks its tribalism. For Asians its cooliedom.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2021 10:03 AM (/MaDp)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 07, 2021 10:03 AM (m6qV1)
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 10:04 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 10:01 AM (nMXLX)
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A favorite quote from Walter Williams: "The historical average government of humanity is tyranny".
America can't have nice things.
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 10:04 AM (cI7Oj)
Charles V Payne
@cvpayne
Congratulations President Biden - you have achieved the progressive utopia. At least 7.4 million job openings but only 266,000 people got a job last month.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 10:04 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 10:02 AM (LvTSG)
Oh, ok. Never mind!
-- Emily Litella
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2021 10:06 AM (mdjgu)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives
So china kilt 4000000. Because Disney Land does let most ever leave.
I would watch this movie.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 10:07 AM (o89XP)
Posted by: klaftern at May 07, 2021 10:07 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2021 10:07 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2021 10:09 AM (RHGPo)
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'Lying to the VP' was one of the bad, bad, baaaaad, things that Mike Flynn was accused of doing. For me, it was end of any hope that Pence was viable for anything -- twice caving to establishment. I'm sure there are more instances.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 07, 2021 10:11 AM (MIKMs)
Given that the high ground of big biz, financial oligarchs, education, and the media are controlled by the Dems which supported a coup, the revolution they fear is from the right.
As reflected in Volokh, even the honest libertarians (not funded by Techlords I guess) are beginning to consider that social media be treated like utilities and not unfettered rule. Monopolies are also beginning to get the skeptical treatment.
The Dems and oligarchs seem to believe that endless injections of fiat currency will result in a rentier economy (one that does not rely on tax revenue) that allows them to run roughshod over the plebes. Chavez, though, probably came to power via genuine revulsion over Venezuela's uniparty system but unlike Peron, Chavez started with a state controlled petroleum resource already as the major funding of the state.
In the US, the reliance is on issuing debt but that can only happen for so long as the US is the world's reserve currency. Absent that, the US has to live within its means which means mercantilism will come back.
Posted by: whig at May 07, 2021 10:14 AM (pO7gM)
Posted by: whig at May 07, 2021 10:16 AM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 10:22 AM (8ZASj)
Posted by: m at May 07, 2021 10:23 AM (fVJPF)
Posted by: Dale Matson at May 07, 2021 01:01 PM (P97Lu)
Posted by: Saf at May 07, 2021 05:34 PM (/N+d8)
Yep. 'cause she's a ginger.
Well, there's other colors in there, too.
Posted by: GWB at May 07, 2021 08:56 PM (2orQs)
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