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Just In Time for Mothers Day: "Mothers" Replaced by Ugly Orwellian Neologism "Birthing People"

Because you can't say that women give birth.

Some women who give birth are really "men," and these men want to be centered!

And if you don't know what "centering" means -- they mean that normies are currently "centered." When we speak of a mother, we naturally think of a woman.

This means that women are "centered" in our minds as mothers.

It is their mission to push every normal thought out of your head and instead "center" in your mind abnormal thoughts, like "Men can give birth, too!"

You will not be allowed to think that men have penises; you will be forced to put the idea foremost in your mind that penises come in two main varieties, male penises and "girldicks." You must not "center" the concept that male genitals are found on males. The idea that male genitals can be found on "women" must be equally (or more!) "centered" in your mind as the idea that men have penises.

You will not be allowed to think that women have babies. No, "birthing people," who can be either women or "men," have babies.

Again, you will not be allowed to "center" the idea that womanhood is associated with pregnancy and birthing, even in the private refuge of your own thoughts.

Below, a supercut of intersectional leftists -- including Democrat politicians -- calling mothers "birthing people."

This explains the determination to force the non-word "Latinx" into existence.

"Latinx," if you don't know, is a made-up non-word intended to take the place of "LatinO," with the -o at the end marking the word as being the singular, masculine version of the word.

This non-word is used to solve the non-problem of referring to people of different sexes with a single world.

And more importantly -- it exists to make your first think not of women first, but of transexuals first.

See, if you wanted to say female Latins, you'd say "Latinas."

The intersectional lunatics don't want you to say -- or even think -- "Latinas." Yes, that would center women rather than men, but they don't want you centering biological women, either.

So they invented the non-word "Latinx" to mean "All Latinos, male and female, but first and foremost transexual designer-pronoun people."

Now, if you haven't taken eight grade Spanish since, well, eighth grade, you might have forgotten that Spanish already has a noun form to indicate neuter, multi-sex, or indeterminate-sex nouns.

How would you refer to Latinos who are either of mixed sex (men and women), or of neuter sex (maybe they're robots), or unknown sex?

Why, you'd refer to them as...

Latinos.

Because in Spanish, as in all Romance languages, the male form of the noun is not just the male form. It's also the neuter form, the "it" form we might say in English, and in plurals, used to refer to people of whatever sex.

Latinas means a group of all females, but Latinos can either mean "all men," or "some men and some women," or "anything goes."

So why mar the language with a made-up word "Latinx" if Spanish already has a perfectly valid and grammatical word for unknown or mixed-sex?

Because, again, they don't want to be merely included. "Latinos" includes them.

They want to be -- they demand to be -- CENTERED.

When they force the Latnix fake word on people, people will be forced to think of 0.03% of the population first and foremost. Centered in the mind.

And that's why they do it.

They don't want equality - they demand primacy.

Update: Joe Mannix adds:

And it makes perfect sense *if* you adhere to their vision of reality. In their interpretation, all of reality is socially constructed, right? So this "centering" is the actual mechanism through which reality emerges. It's all constructed. The reason that only women can give birth is because we believe that this is how the world works. Once we stop believing that and believe something else, the world will match. Reality is mutable.

Posted by: Ace at 02:05 PM




Comments

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1 Depressing

Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:05 PM (ONvIw)

2 "Suck cock like a hetero!"

//Intersectional Sex Counselor

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:05 PM (Lzpvj)

3 Wow and I read the content!

Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:06 PM (ONvIw)

4 The Left owns the MSM so the Left owns language. End of story.

Posted by: Vyx at May 07, 2021 01:06 PM (h1hWo)

5 Just refuse to do it. Face it, a lot of us are going to need to move to the underground economy. At least there, you don't have to be mentally ill.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 07, 2021 01:07 PM (5HBd1)

6 3 Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:06 PM (ONvIw)

Beat me by a milisecond....

congrats

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:07 PM (Lzpvj)

7 5 Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 07, 2021 01:07 PM (5HBd1)

There will be a lot of room in the underground economy for garage engineers, and inventors...not a lot of room for gender studies.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:08 PM (Lzpvj)

8 I gave a 1.1 lbs brown birthing in my toilet today. I am unsure whether I should keep it or euthanize it ?? Please help me with this very difficult decision to FLUSH or NOT TO FLUSH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:08 PM (OBw54)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

10 *sigh*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:09 PM (lmikk)

11 Do birthing people birth out their front hole?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2021 01:09 PM (pw+jk)

12 I identify as whatever gender that doesn't have to follow tranny speech Nazi rules.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 01:09 PM (xfb67)

13 When we talk about birthing people, we're being inclusive. It's that simple.

We use gender neutral language when talking about pregnancy, because it's not just cis-gender women that can get pregnant and give birth. Reproductive freedom is for *every* body.



There is absolutely no science in that statement whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

14 "We must change our language to satisfy the .1% of trannies that actually end up trying to have babies after their surgery. So, the .1% of the .1%. It's only fair."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

15 If our mad, gender-bending scientists ever make it possible for biological males to actually give birth. The most important thing for them will be to make sure they can get abortions.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 07, 2021 01:10 PM (xqRaG)

16 Anyway I sent Lindsey and Ted my form letter with no money and promised no votes.

IMO they should be performing their grand failure theater to empty houses.

No turning back for me.

And Ciattarelli in NJ is looking to lose. Saying the white, Italian guy "looks and sounds like New Jersey" is manufactured to drive away the Asian voters, especially the Indians who vote for Singh.

Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:10 PM (ONvIw)

17 8 Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:08 PM (OBw54)

100 points for effort, penalized 110 points for leaving out either a truck reference, or an elton john one.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:10 PM (Lzpvj)

18 Someone in the CIA is running to xer boss, right now, screaming about a leak to the Bee.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:10 PM (2SdPm)

19 Don't forget "men can give birth."

Legally then, if the law accepts a person with only a vagina as a man, doesn't the law have to accept a person who says they self-identify as vaccinated as being vaccinated?

Posted by: Vyx at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (kFA7a)

20 And if you don't know what "centering" means -- they mean that normies are currently "centered." When we speak of a mother, we naturally think of a woman.

This means that women are "centered" in our minds as mothers.

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And it makes perfect sense *if* you adhere to their vision of reality. In their interpretation, all of reality is socially constructed, right? So this "centering" is the actual mechanism through which reality emerges. It's all constructed. The reason that only women can give birth is because we believe that this is how the world works. Once we stop believing that and believe something else, the world will match. Reality is mutable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (Jsjd7)

21 There are men.

There are women.

There's the occasional herm.


Everything else is a brain defect.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

22 People: When will we be back to normal?

Fraudci: Never. Normal was racist.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (cI7Oj)

23 For all this talk about how Dems and the Left love them their wymens, they sure do tolerate the use of language and other tactics to Thanos-snap them out of existence.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (Enc9Y)

24 They would pull down The Virgin if they could. This is not merely mental illness. This is demonic

Posted by: Jmel at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (giB/O)

25 16 Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:10 PM (ONvIw)

Good luck, I am certain the key to survival is using the patented dodo defense mechanism....

I'll have to go ask a dodo.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (Lzpvj)

26 Can you be a birthing person if you have an ovipositor. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Alien Queen at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (uhPTO)

27 Cheer up people.. When Biden Buys the Farm Cuntala Whoriss will be your dear leader and it/she/whatever her favorite pronoun is will save you SOB Transgender haters ........

So settle down, have a joint and let your pet Collie Butt F**K You to relax in this WOKE World !!!!!

Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:12 PM (OBw54)

28 15 If our mad, gender-bending scientists ever make it possible for biological males to actually give birth. The most important thing for them will be to make sure they can get abortions.
Posted by: zmdavid at May 07, 2021 01:10 PM (xqRaG)

The sad part is, you're not lying. And 'people' would do it. Create life just to positively affirm their own evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:12 PM (lmikk)

29 FLUSH or NOT TO FLUSH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:08 PM (OBw54)


Give it to Fauci so he can graft it to the head of a mouse.

Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 07, 2021 01:12 PM (ukNFU)

30 I gave birth to an Obama earlier.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 07, 2021 01:12 PM (buTO7)

31 Must be hell to work in a greeting card company nowadays.

Posted by: Jolo at May 07, 2021 01:12 PM (WrMOC)

32 All this talk about "centering" make me want to adjust windage and elevation.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 01:13 PM (zEK/W)

33 The Science is Settled.

Posted by: 13times at May 07, 2021 01:13 PM (K3B2k)

34 >>>And it makes perfect sense *if* you adhere to their vision of reality. In their interpretation, all of reality is socially constructed, right? So this "centering" is the actual mechanism through which reality emerges. It's all constructed. The reason that only women can give birth is because we believe that this is how the world works. Once we stop believing that and believe something else, the world will match. Reality is mutable.


well said, let me add that.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2021 01:13 PM (eOTGX)

35 20 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (Jsjd7)

*or* whether they want to pretend this is a microsoft keyboard or not this is a logitech keyboard I bought....

No amount of braying or burning will change the branding of this keyboard.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:13 PM (Lzpvj)

36 Will the new UNX be POSIX compliant?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 01:13 PM (bYTQR)

37 Because in Spanish, as in all Romance languages, the male form of the noun is not just the male form. It's also the neuter form, the "it" form we might say in English, and in plurals, used to refer to people of whatever sex.
++++
It works this way in English, too, of course. It isn't a formalized rule like it is in the Romance languages, but it is an effective rule. "Guys" is a unisex plural. "Men" is a unisex plural, too (as in "all men are created equal"), just like how "he" is a unisex pronoun when there's ambiguity ("to resolve this problem, the customer should adjust his settings ...").

Just like how, though not formalized, we have some gendered nouns. Ships, planes, cars, countries, etc. - things you enter or that encompass people - are all female.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:13 PM (Jsjd7)

38 Well, now we know who the people who have been adding the $.25 royalty check to Schwarzenegger for watching Junior lately are anyway.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (Ojki1)

39 "Black birthing people."
You mean the ones giving birth to the 30% of black pregnancies that you disgusting ghouls allow to escape the womb...?!?

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (RKLPC)

40 Tower of Babel

But nowadays Whore of Babylon is kinda hard to pin down who it is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (8zaaV)

41 34 Posted by: ace at May 07, 2021 01:13 PM (eOTGX)

Interrogators get visibly discomfited when you point out there is tangible reality and that calling something something does not make it so.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (Lzpvj)

42 Well, look on the bright side.

The Left has found a way to get the mentally ill to neuter itself without state coercion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

43 The Left owns the MSM so the Left owns language. End of story.
Posted by: Vyx at May 07, 2021 01:06 PM (h1hWo)
---
Conservative Dallas really did kill Kennedy.
Jim Jones was a reverend.
Nazis were right-wingers.
There were no communists in the State Department when McCarthy did what HUAC actually did.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (cI7Oj)

44 So if mothers are "birthing people" what are fathers?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (Ez6QX)

45 Reality is mutable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (Jsjd7)
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Presses Mute button.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (xqRaG)

46 This is what America being back...um while building back better with science...um..zzzzzzz....anyways, Trump is bad!

Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (FPuSC)

47 Problema is feminine. Coincidence or heteropatriarchal?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (DMUuz)

48 >> We use gender neutral language when talking about pregnancy, because it's not just cis-gender women that can get pregnant and give birth.


"cis-gender"

That means normal people who accept their biological sex. That comprises 99% of the living human race, if I can make a bold guess.

Instead, NARAL caters to the very confused/disturbed handful of biological women who not only have decided to live life as a man, but -- have chosen to keep and use their female reproductive bits.

I don't know if there is anything more disturbing than that particular brand of cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (bDqIh)

49 I had 2 C-Sections so technically I am not a birthing person. So does that make me a non-birthing person with 4 children?

This is such BS.

I am a mother. I will be getting cards and flowers Sunday. GFY loser Wokes.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 07, 2021 01:15 PM (haWye)

50 But nowadays Whore of Babylon is kinda hard to pin down who it is.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (8zaaV)
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Plus it's kinda slut-shaming.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:15 PM (cI7Oj)

51 Can you people go back to the chicken please? This ain't the lovin' I'm looking for.

Posted by: Science at May 07, 2021 01:15 PM (Ojki1)

52 Can we get all of Samuel L. Jackson's dialogue over-dubbed with "birthingpeoplefucker" curse words?

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 01:15 PM (c3dw6)

53 So if mothers are "birthing people" what are fathers?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (Ez6QX)
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Unnecessary.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:15 PM (2SdPm)

54 Reality is mutable if you are rich enough.

But once your wealth can no longer buy you that 'reality' well Copybook Headings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:15 PM (8zaaV)

55 Who Would Jesus Slut-shame?

Posted by: "Progressive Christians" at May 07, 2021 01:15 PM (cI7Oj)

56 I wonder what critter O'Reilly books will choose for the first UNX book.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 01:15 PM (bYTQR)

57

I identify as a Pacific Islander Filipina Lesbian Transitioning to the most rare and valuable of all intersectional beings, a Cishetero Patriarch... respect my authoritaay!!!!! Also I need the keys to girls collage locker rooms and a metric shit-ton of sweetheart real estate and book deals! Right now, Haters!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 07, 2021 01:15 PM (o6NKx)

58 I remember years ago the ridiculous press breathlessly reporting about the first man to have a baby! I believe this occurred in England.

The couple:

The "man" was a trans and still had all the lady parts.

The "woman" was a trans and still had all of the man stuff.

Insane. Anyone who caters to this bullshit needs a China rocket to fall on them.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2021 01:16 PM (oiNtH)

59 What in the fresh hell are you American's smoking?

Posted by: George Orwell's Glistening Corpse at May 07, 2021 01:16 PM (FPuSC)

60 43 Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (cI7Oj)

You republicans are crazy like Jim Jones!

//Voxtards

You mean like the guy who helped Harvey Milk and Feinstein get elected?

//Reality

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:16 PM (Lzpvj)

61 Well maybe Master Pete can come explain this because he knows dick about inflation from reading Ace's first thread.

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 01:16 PM (xEIoY)

62 Love that the congresswoman brought up blacks dying but abortion was omitted. Fucking demons.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 07, 2021 01:16 PM (GMvWM)

63 Ugh.

Anyone using the words "Birthing Person" for Mother.

Deserves, no, needs a kick to their Sperm-Shooting Mangina or a punt to their Birthing Girl Dick.

Either or.


I think if anyone uses that stupid nonsense around me, I'm going to play dumb and force them to go through a long, laborious explanation of exactly what they mean with each term defined concretely. Circling back several times to make sure I understand.

That seems like it could be fun. Esp if a Wine Mom is involved.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2021 01:16 PM (EERbD)

64 Sunday is Birthing People's Day.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:16 PM (cI7Oj)

65 11 Do birthing people birth out their front hole?
Inquiring minds want to know.
__________

Since all "birthing people" are biological women, yes they do.

These lunatics can call themselves whatever they please, but they will not force me to speak their lies.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 01:16 PM (k4dH2)

66 They can sell it all they want, but you have to buy it first.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 01:17 PM (jvt6t)

67 So if mothers are "birthing people" what are fathers?

Garp's sperm donor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:17 PM (8zaaV)

68 What in the fresh hell are you American's smoking?
Posted by: George Orwell's Glistening Corpse at May 07, 2021 01:16 PM (FPuSC)

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Obviously, not nearly enough, because we still know about this crap.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:17 PM (2SdPm)

69 >> I had 2 C-Sections so technically I am not a birthing person. So does that make me a non-birthing person with 4 children?


Makes you a mom!
Leave the special words for the special people

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 01:17 PM (bDqIh)

70 Insane. Anyone who caters to this bullshit needs a China rocket to fall on them.
Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2021 01:16 PM (oiNtH)

where is that thing anyway?

Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:17 PM (ONvIw)

71 China rocket shit my pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (xfb67)

72 I sure hope Hallmark and American Greetings get their act together. I had to settle for a Mother's Day card categorized as "For Mom" and couldn't find anything for "For Birthing Person".

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (cwI4U)

73


Neologism = Neo Low Jism

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (s2VJv)

74 I'm not going to say "Happy Birthing People day" to Mom or my sisters Sunday. They can be dangerous.

Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (FhXTo)

75 When will they start to love life more than....

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (o89XP)

76 "centered" is bullcrap academic buzz word meaning "normal" because they want to normalize deviance and corruption, necessarily turning normal people into The Hated Other.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

77 OMG!! IT'S LIKE "THE HANDMAIDEN'S TALE" COME TO LIFE!!!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (097RY)

78 Isn't "birthing people" extremely problematic? Historical virtues don't reflect modernity and are often themselves directly responsible for promoting patriarchal, unjust, uncentered and colonial power structures. Parenthood and reproduction are legacy norms. Retaining sociocultural emphasis on reproduction and maintaining hierarchical differentiation between reproducers and non-reproducers does nothing more than continue the taxonomic tyranny of antiquated systems. Changing the grouping to be more inclusive of different sex constructions doesn't solve a single problem because we're still forcing people into a taxonomy that is inherently (if unconsciously) hierarchical, who's power structures will result in defensive biases.

This is a bunch of nonsense. The only correct action is stop these categorizations altogether.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (Jsjd7)

79 My buddy Chuck gave birth yesterday after dinner. Too much Chipotle.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (2goRJ)

80 In English, 'Latinx' rhymes with 'stinks'. To pronounce it the way I *think* they pronounce it, (it's one of those words I see in writing but have never actually heard anyone utter) it would have to be 'Latinex', which sounds like some brand of condom.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (9o5Hv)

81 30 I gave birth to an Obama earlier.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 07, 2021 01:12 PM (buTO7)

That's funny, I had to run to the bathroom to mouchelle myself this morning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (lmikk)

82 Mother, Birthing person, do you think they'll try to break my balls?

Posted by: Pink Floyd at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (mZUr4)

83 You republicans are crazy like Jim Jones!
//Voxtards
You mean like the guy who helped Harvey Milk and Feinstein get elected?

//Reality
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:16 PM (Lzpvj)
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The Rent-a-mob for the SF liberal politicians.

Plus, "Reverend" Jim Jones once threw the Bible down on the stage stomped on it, and said "There is no truth in there."

Because he was a Marxist and an atheist.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (cI7Oj)

84 hahaha at the lady at the microphone touching everything with her Science Mask below her nose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (e6I/s)

85 OT:

"The atmosphere makes it all RNG rolls. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 01:04 PM (Ojki1)

Okay that I got.
Posted by: alexthechick "

It's not capsule shaped so it's not dynamically stable.
And it's melting and coming apart.
Beat a badminton shuttle til it's featherless.
Feel free to daydream about badminton shorts, it is Friday after all.

Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (FhXTo)

86 Rest assured my loyal subjects, the smart people telling me where I am this morning also informed me that this is SCIENCE and anyone who says otherwise is a racist bigot responsible for the worst attack on our democracy since the civil war.

Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (FPuSC)

87 Stopped at a Royal Farms yesterday. While in the bathroom, I notices a styrofoam cup with a pink thick liquid in it on the sink in the bathroom. Written on the cup was "Male Soap".

Nobody responded to my question of why were they gendering my soap.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (S7VTO)

88 All of this... Latinx, birthing people, etc. drives me around the twist. Not because it's so stupid. Or so insidious. But because nowhere near enough people are openly ridiculing it. When someone says "birthing people" or "Latinx," the ONLY proper response is a gale of laughter, and then a stream of vituperative, profane and very personal denigration.

It's easy. And it's very relaxing to do it. You feel free. I haven't heard an idiot say "birthing people" to me yet, but I've had one (and only one, and she was white, of course) say Latinx to me. About two and a half years ago. I shredded her for it. She didn't *quite* cry in front of me, but I think she may have later. I'll bet she never tried it on another normie again.

You, too, can do it. It's the only way to stop these language-murderers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (Uh2oA)

89 China rocket shit my pants!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (xfb67)


It's ok Joe. I got your back.

SEE SOUTH PADRE!!!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

90 >>I remember years ago the ridiculous press breathlessly reporting about the first man to have a baby! I believe this occurred in England.


I remember Diane Sawyer gushing over "pregnant man" Thomas Beattie. IIRC, she got exclusive interviews with Beattie after both pregnancies. Pretty sure Beattie has since gotten a divorce, but hey, he's got a great gig as a public speaker.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (bDqIh)

91
I'd just like to take a moment to thank President Biden for murdering the greatest economy in the last 60 years or so.

Thanks, MeltBrain! Good job!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (EERbD)

92 So if mothers are "birthing people" what are fathers?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (Ez6QX)

Splooge people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (89T5c)

93 Old and busted: Birthing People
New hotness: Vagina Havers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (ifmtJ)

94 70 Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:17 PM (ONvIw)

In a decaying orbit headed home tomorrow...

Norad has tracked it "that much"

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (Lzpvj)

95 I've already got my response if I ever hear anyone use the word "centered" on me:

I'm about to center my foot in your ass.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 01:20 PM (xfb67)

96

I wonder what sub-cretin Cori Bush would think of Butterfly McQueen, I mean Butterfly McPerson's "I don't know nothin' 'bout 'birthin' babies, Miss Scarlett!!" line.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2021 01:20 PM (s2VJv)

97 64 Sunday is Birthing People's Day.
________

No, because that would not include adoptive people-who-identify-as-mothers or those who purchased the use of some surrogate's womb to birth their offspring.

Off to the camps with you, you non-inclusive deplorable!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 01:20 PM (k4dH2)

98 "Just go home. Let it abort. You can get pregnant again because that's what you people do."

( ) said to a pregnant Cori Bush by a doctor attending her when she was 16 weeks pregnant
( ) not said to a pregnant Cori Bush by a doctor attending her when she was 16 weeks pregnant

Posted by: m at May 07, 2021 01:20 PM (fVJPF)

99 I forgot birthing person's day was Sunday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:20 PM (lmikk)

100 I'm not going to say "Happy Birthing People day" to Mom or my sisters Sunday. They can be dangerous.
Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (FhXTo)



It just hit me; how many people are going to do exactly f*cking that?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:20 PM (Ez6QX)

101 93 Old and busted: Birthing People
New hotness: Vagina Havers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (ifmtJ)


Any relation to Nigel Havers? I hope not...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2021 01:20 PM (s2VJv)

102 If you never birthed, are you *still* a "birthing person"?

If I were a gambling man, I would have to gamble.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM (cI7Oj)

103 Major Tom the circuits are dead

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM (8zaaV)

104 This Orwellian language wouldn't mean a hill of beans if we simply mocked them relentlessly and made no adjustments to the language we have always used. They must be ignored. If your feelings get hurt because you're a tranny who is now "male," yet you get pregnant, then that's your business. All of human history, and historical language, are not going to conform to your idiocy. Seek professional help. You really, really need it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM (O+I8R)

105 The telephone is ringing, is that my mother birthing person on the phone?

Posted by: The Police at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM (mZUr4)

106 100 I'm not going to say "Happy Birthing People day" to Mom or my sisters Sunday. They can be dangerous.
Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2021 01:18 PM (FhXTo)


It just hit me; how many people are going to do exactly f*cking that?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:20 PM (Ez6QX)


"We're on it!"

- - Hallmark

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM (s2VJv)

107 The economy stinks !!!!!!!

That SOB TRUMP LIED TO US AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM (OBw54)

108 >>I wonder what sub-cretin Cori Bush would think of Butterfly McQueen, I mean Butterfly McPerson's "I don't know nothin' 'bout 'birthin' babies, Miss Scarlett!!" line.


She's a BLM activist, so . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM (bDqIh)

109 I hope the lunacy gets worse. Let's burn this ducker down to the ground.

I'm voting for the most radical, insane, purple haired gender fluid skirt wearing bearded fat ugly fuk I can find.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM (W2Pud)

110 ... That means normal people who accept their biological sex. That comprises 99% of the living human race, if I can make a bold guess. ...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 01:14 PM (bDqIh)
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Yes. Here's a universally-applicable piece of shorthand when it comes to translating the modern constructionists.

"Cis" == "Normal"
"Trans" == "Deviant"

There is a very important reason for this. We used to name the deviant because it stands out from the normal. The normal needn't be named because it's *normal.* So in order to level the playing field and work to erase the distinction between normality and deviance, they renamed all of the normal stuff to classify it on an equal footing. Beyond that, they renamed all of the normal stuff *in the context of* the deviant stuff in what is linguistically a very subtle power move.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (Jsjd7)

111 Black birthing people are the ones who go to Planned Parenthood to have their offspring ripped and torn from the womb.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (2goRJ)

112

Frank Zappa and the Birthing Persons,
were at the best place around,
some stupid with a flare gun,
burned the place to the ground....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (s2VJv)

113 Any relation to Nigel Havers? I hope not...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2021 01:20 PM (s2VJv)

Agreed. I like him.

Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (ONvIw)

114 24 This is not merely mental illness. This is demonic
Posted by: Jmel at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (giB/O)
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I'm coming around to that view, and I don't usually think in those terms.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (sWM8x)

115 The telephone is ringing, is that my mother birthing person on the phone?
Posted by: The Police at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM (mZUr4)


Remember, A boy's best friend is his birthing person!

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (9o5Hv)

116 Will there be bats on tonight's Cafe Thread?

Posted by: Asking the important question at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (DMUuz)

117 YD - you are my spirit animal bro.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (GMvWM)

118 There's a great animated Babylon Bee video on YouTube where Elmo announces the letter of the day is "X" and hilarity ensues with words like "Latinx" and "Womxn". (Yes, there's a brief "libs please don't kill us" slam on Qanon at the end, but whatever).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeHT7FTicr4

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (ZGrMX)

119 I saw Burn This Ducker Down open for Firehose at Blind Lemon in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

120 I call these people 'motherfuckers". See if you can birth that. Through your ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (VpIIl)

121 "HAPPY BIRTHING PERSONS DAY" cards are impossible to find anywhere..........

Does anyone have any ideas where I can find some??

Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:23 PM (OBw54)

122 Anyone using the words "Birthing Person" for Mother.

Deserves, no, needs a kick to their Sperm-Shooting Mangina or a punt to their Birthing Girl Dick.

Either or.


Some dumbass in our local rag is urging that we drop the term "Mother's Day," because not all women can be mothers and the term might offend those who have lost children or are infertile.

This country needs something to snap it out of this dead-end solipsistic nonsense. I'd say a war, but that just hurts Jane D'oH and nurse ratched's kids while these sick freaks go on their merry way. I'd say a gruesome pandemic, but as we have seen, that gets seized on by the rulers to abrogate our rights.

Perhaps the Man Upstairs needs to do some righteous smiting.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 01:23 PM (2JVJo)

123 Did Birthing Persons ever open for Pussy Riot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:23 PM (8zaaV)

124 I'm voting for the most radical, insane, purple haired gender fluid skirt wearing bearded fat ugly fuk I can find.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM (W2Pud)


Plenty of choices.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 07, 2021 01:23 PM (89T5c)

125 That Kidney Stone Al passed in Deadwood tho.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 07, 2021 01:23 PM (yM0jp)

126 I don't mean to sound like a birth-truther, though.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:23 PM (cI7Oj)

127 And it makes perfect sense *if* you adhere to their vision of reality. In their interpretation, all of reality is socially constructed, right? So this "centering" is the actual mechanism through which reality emerges. It's all constructed. The reason that only women can give birth is because we believe that this is how the world works. Once we stop believing that and believe something else, the world will match. Reality is mutable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:11 PM (Jsjd7)

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This could be lifted from an Ayn Rand essay ... nailed it, Mannix.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 01:23 PM (c3dw6)

128 Two more from the Bee:

https://babylonbee.com/news/non-menstruating
-partner-wishes-menstruating-partner-a
-happy-birthing-persons-day

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-rereleases
-empire-strikes-back-with-revised-vader
-line-i-am-your-non-birthing-person

Posted by: zmdavid at May 07, 2021 01:23 PM (xqRaG)

129 Stopped at a Royal Farms yesterday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Only a select group of mid-Atlantic morons will likely know what a Royal Farms store is.

I still call it "The Farm Store".

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 01:23 PM (mZUr4)

130 Perhaps the Man Upstairs needs to do some righteous smiting.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 01:23 PM (2JVJo)
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Be interesting to see where the China rocket smites.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (2SdPm)

131

Pitch Meeting:

'Fred Gets Fucked'

Fred, a trans-man, really DOES get pregnant from a toilet seat after sitting in fresh jizz left behind by the previous guy jerking off in the office mens room.

Fred comes up with an insane plan to ID the sperm donor by sucking off every guy in the office with a condom in his mouth, despite almost all of the guys being straight and not interested in Fred.

So Fred creates a new hire female persona, Tootsie, to go down to town.

Hilarity ensues...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (o6NKx)

132 Fox headline link

Does homeowners insurance cover roof damage?

I have never seen a policy that didn't, but some policies depend on what caused the roof damage. Some policies don't cover hail damage.

Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (mpXpK)

133 it's an Adams.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (o89XP)

134 Willowed

Inflation benefits the debtor. Who is the world's biggest debtor?

Congratulations if you answered Uncle Sam.

Why? Because you pay back good money with inflated (cheaper) money.

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (HCeRP)

135 All Mothers are racist !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (OBw54)

136 You can't walk into a 7-11 these days without having to come across someone with a slight birthing person accent

Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (FPuSC)

137 This sucks now.

Posted by: Glenn Danzig at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (89T5c)

138 This "center" crap is like we all signed up to be Scientologists and we're being cleared now. Cultish bullshit. We're not all going to jump up and down on oprah's couch like a spastic. Some of us are hardwired to the core of our being to dislike this offensive shit.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (bYTQR)

139 This could be lifted from an Ayn Rand essay ... nailed it, Mannix.
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 01:23 PM (c3dw6)
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No way. Our posts here are length-limited.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (Jsjd7)

140 VAGINO!!

Posted by: Man with a VAGINO!! at May 07, 2021 01:25 PM (hN/JE)

141 Birthing Persons.

Didn't they do "Nobody Walks in LA" and "Words?"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

142 People,

You don't have talk like this. Say whatever words you choose.

The people who advocate for this are a very small annoying minority, and not representative of the population at large.

Fuck 'em and their WeirdSpeak.

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 01:25 PM (iTXRQ)

143 Hilarity ensues...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (o6NKx)

Damn, man. I am trying to eat lunch.

Good thing I do not have any mayo on this...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:25 PM (lmikk)

144 >> So in order to level the playing field and work to erase the distinction between normality and deviance, they renamed all of the normal stuff to classify it on an equal footing. Beyond that, they renamed all of the normal stuff *in the context of* the deviant stuff in what is linguistically a very subtle power move.


Not subtle. Obvious. They win through changing language; to accept these terms is to accept their side of the debate. That's why this kind of language -- "birthing people" "owner of a uterus" -- needs to be rejected.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 01:25 PM (bDqIh)

145 Mother Birthing person
Tell your children not to walk my way

Posted by: Danzig at May 07, 2021 01:25 PM (mZUr4)

146 Ah yes, I remember when I was a child playing, "Birthing Person, May I?"

Posted by: abbynormal at May 07, 2021 01:25 PM (+cFSk)

147 The people who advocate for this are a very small annoying minority, and not representative of the population at large.

Fuck 'em and their WeirdSpeak.
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 01:25 PM (iTXRQ)
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The whole "Happy Holidays" crap just encouraged me to say, "Merry Christmas" that much more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:26 PM (2SdPm)

148 Birthing Persons.

Didn't they do "Nobody Walks in LA" and "Words?"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)



We hear you. And we care!

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 01:26 PM (mZUr4)

149 New hotness: Vagina Havers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 07, 2021 01:19 PM (ifmtJ)


Any relation to Nigel Havers? I hope not...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2021 01:20 PM (s2VJv)

Nigel doesn't like vagina?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 07, 2021 01:26 PM (ifmtJ)

150 >>> This sucks now.
Posted by: Glenn Danzig at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (89T5c)


Welcome to the party pal.

Posted by: banana McClane at May 07, 2021 01:26 PM (bYTQR)

151 By their fruits you will know them:

40 million dead black babies since Roe

now erasing actual women and replacing them with fauxmales

The only thing they hate more than us, are their own constituents. I say that, because they are destroying them first before they get to us.

Posted by: simplemind at May 07, 2021 01:26 PM (fMsmh)

152 Not subtle. Obvious. They win through changing language; to accept these terms is to accept their side of the debate. That's why this kind of language -- "birthing people" "owner of a uterus" -- needs to be rejected.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2021 01:25 PM (bDqIh)
++++
Oh, this stuff - the "birthing people" crap - is not subtle at all. The trans/cis pivot is obvious in that a change has been made, but the underlying mechanics are subtle.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:26 PM (Jsjd7)

153 >Only a select group of mid-Atlantic morons will likely know what a Royal Farms store is.


would you say it's more like a U-Tote-Em or a Kum-N-Go

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 01:26 PM (iTXRQ)

154 ace centers us here fairly frequently, and people give him grief.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 01:26 PM (DMUuz)

155 Atom Heart Birthing Person

Posted by: Pink Floyd at May 07, 2021 01:27 PM (RKLPC)

156
This sucks now.
Posted by: Glenn Danzig at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (89T5c)

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Ok, that was a knee-slapping LOL, at least for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 01:27 PM (Uh2oA)

157 No way. Our posts here are length-limited.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (Jsjd7)



*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:27 PM (Ez6QX)

158 Be interesting to see where the China rocket smites.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (2SdPm)

I hope no dolphins or sealife is harmed!

Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:27 PM (ONvIw)

159 That was a lot of words to spell retarded.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at May 07, 2021 01:27 PM (UNQS9)

160 Cursing is never going to be the same.

Birthing Person Fucker

Go fuck your birthing person

Your birthing person wears army boots!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 07, 2021 01:27 PM (ifmtJ)

161 I call these people 'motherfuckers". See if you can birth that. Through your ass.

--

LOL. Succinct and pithy!

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (O+I8R)

162 Anybody wanna bet mOney on men spawning?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (o89XP)

163 Only Greek homos call it the Birthing Person Wheel.

Posted by: Farrakhan at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (Uh2oA)

164 So are black women who decide to keep their babies more prone to dying? If so why? Lack of pre-natal care? Lifestyle? Poverty? Racist Doctors? I truly have never heard that this is so.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (oiNtH)

165 Perhaps the Man Upstairs needs to do some righteous smiting.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 01:23 PM (2JVJo)

Scary thought: Maybe this outbreak of madness is His form of righteous smiting on a broken world.

Posted by: Science at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (Ojki1)

166 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM (W2Pud)

I'm voting for Governor for the good looking guy with an Asian background (Indian) who is conservative, articulate and quite smart and has the fire in the belly to call out Murphy who is running unopposed as a Democrat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (k39e/)

167 Hallmark literally has social distancing cards, featuring people in masks. Its pathetic

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

168 It always works this way, doesn't it?

Mother -> Two syllables
Birthing Person -> Four syllables

The "correctness" always comes with more syllables, meanwhile, the general trend of mankind is to try to say more with fewer and shorter syllables.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (cI7Oj)

169 "Owner of a lonely uterus, much better than owner of a lonely penis"

Was such a hit song...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (8zaaV)

170 Has that CCP Rocket Body been tested for COVID ??? Dr. Fauci better do something about this now ..........

Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (OBw54)

171


Troop ships? Your Birthing Person swims out to entire continents!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (o6NKx)

172 160 Cursing is never going to be the same.

Birthing Person Fucker

Go fuck your birthing person

Your birthing person wears army boots!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 07, 2021 01:27 PM (ifmtJ)

Your birthing person is like Grand Central Station, the world comes through xir!

Yeah, loses something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:29 PM (lmikk)

173 One more thing on social constructionism. There are some related concepts that can be summed up in expressions like "if we have no bad words, there will be no badness." It's insane, and we actually already have a word for this particular kind of madness.

Assume "society" - whatever the hell that is - is a single organism, a single person, and this becomes a lot clearer. This is nothing more than old-fashioned solipsism on a massive scale.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:29 PM (Jsjd7)

174 Better go buy our album before they recall them all!

Posted by: Red Hot Chili Peppers at May 07, 2021 01:29 PM (mZUr4)

175 Hallmark literally has social distancing cards, featuring people in masks. Its pathetic
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (KZzsI)
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The exact people I want to keep at more than arm's length.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:29 PM (cI7Oj)

176 I believe I am rich and 25.

I believe I am rich and 25

I believe I am rich and 25

I believe I am rich and 25

Why isn't this working??!?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 01:29 PM (4fSQf)

177 Well, I gotta say, I haven't seen very many of those birthing peoples pee standing up.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 01:29 PM (axyOa)

178 " it's an Adams.
Posted by: humphreyrobot"

Golf-Clap.

Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2021 01:29 PM (FhXTo)

179 This will fall apart of its own stupid weight.
Only the "wokest" will even attempt to keep all this bullsh*t straight.

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 07, 2021 01:29 PM (HCeRP)

180 hm. I saw a news bit this morning on a "Marshall Plan for Mothers". advocating that moms get paid for being moms. I thought motherhood as an income-producing scheme was covered by welfare.

Also a heads up. We're getting near "Pride Month". BOLO for a new push for HR 1 that 'equality 'act" that puts men in your daughters and wives" locker rooms. They're calling it a move towards "Cultural competence." Got that? if you disagree, you're incompetent. Their ability to twist language is incredible.

Posted by: how many bullets does Biden's security detail need at May 07, 2021 01:30 PM (USW1s)

181 I remember Diane Sawyer gushing over "pregnant man" Thomas Beattie. IIRC, she got exclusive interviews with Beattie after both pregnancies. Pretty sure Beattie has since gotten a divorce, but hey, he's got a great gig as a public speaker.
____________

If she's the one who was on the cover of magazines several years back, she would go off the testosterone supplements when she wanted to get pregnant, stay off them during the pregnancy, then go back on -- until she wanted to get pregnant again, when she'd go off them again.

So she was a "man" sometimes, but then when she wanted to get knocked up she'd stop the pretense and the drugs for a few months, allow her woman's body to do it's woman thing, then go back to pretending to be a man.

Because that totally what "real" men do, right? They're men except for those years when they want to get pregnant and give birth, then they're not men for a while.

So glad she got to be her "authentic" male self!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 01:30 PM (k4dH2)

182 Yo Birthing Person jokes will be lame too.

Yo Birthing Person so body positive when xhe sits around the house, xhe sits AROUND the house.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 07, 2021 01:30 PM (ifmtJ)

183 Scary thought: Maybe this outbreak of madness is His form of righteous smiting on a broken world.
Posted by: Science at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (Ojki1)
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That's my take. My mother asked me some weeks back, "Why do you think G-d isn't intervening?"

I answered that I think that He is, and it's another flood.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:30 PM (Jsjd7)

184 Scary thought: Maybe this outbreak of madness is His form of righteous smiting on a broken world.
Posted by: Science at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (Ojki1)
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Romans 11:8 covers the subject very well.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:30 PM (2SdPm)

185 To inject the required comic book movie reference:

Steppenwolf: 'birthing person box!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:30 PM (lmikk)

186 Well, I gotta say, I haven't seen very many of those birthing peoples pee standing up.


they pee standing in Africa

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 01:30 PM (bTQ72)

187 Birthing person, baseball, and apple pie!

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (cI7Oj)

188 179 This will fall apart of its own stupid weight.
Only the "wokest" will even attempt to keep all this bullsh*t straight.

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 07, 2021 01:29 PM (HCeRP)

Remember those videos a while back with some lefty's political party meetings where they all yelled at each other and banned clapping?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (xfb67)

189 Hallmark literally has social distancing cards, featuring people in masks. Its pathetic
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 07, 2021 01:28 PM (KZzsI)


I am SO going to buy those and send to my Lib family members. I'll write inside, " I appreciate that you keep your distance. Keep it up!"

Bwahahaha!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (axyOa)

190 Why isn't this working??!?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 01:29 PM (4fSQf)
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Because the rest of society is holding you back by not re-centering itself to your perception. It's our fault, not yours.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (Jsjd7)

191 Whoopie Goldberg was a black birthing person six times. None of them lived.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (2goRJ)

192 So are we now The Sbirthingpersons Brothers???

Posted by: Tom and Dick at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (mZUr4)

193 You can ignore all this stuff about language until they force it through the legal system.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (xqRaG)

194 I'm voting for the most radical, insane, purple haired gender fluid skirt wearing bearded fat ugly fuk I can find.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2021 01:21 PM


I'm not purple haired; can I still be your huckleberry?

Posted by: Michael Moore at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (DMUuz)

195 Steppenwolf: 'birthing person box!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:30 PM (lmikk)
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I don't think Darkseid is very woke.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (cI7Oj)

196 158 Be interesting to see where the China rocket smites.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (2SdPm)

I hope no dolphins or sealife is harmed!
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:27 PM (ONvIw)

Dolphins are rapist bastards what has it coming.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 01:32 PM (Ojki1)

197 "Birthing person...ooOOoo oooh...didn't meant to make you cry..."

Posted by: Queen at May 07, 2021 01:32 PM (USW1s)

198 190 Why isn't this working??!?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 01:29 PM (4fSQf)
++++
Because the rest of society is holding you back by not re-centering itself to your perception. It's our fault, not yours.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (Jsjd7


And that kids, is liberalism in a nut shell.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 01:32 PM (4fSQf)

199 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2021 01:32 PM (sjdRT)

200 birthing person told me not to come. i

Posted by: 3 dog night at May 07, 2021 01:32 PM (USW1s)

201 I don't think Darkseid is very woke.
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (cI7Oj)

The MAGA hat is a giveaway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:32 PM (lmikk)

202 Remember those videos a while back with some lefty's political party meetings where they all yelled at each other and banned clapping?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (xfb67)
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Was that the one where they proposed "uptwinkles" over clapping or some such stupidity?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:32 PM (2SdPm)

203 BPILF?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (lmikk)

204
Alex Jones is being proven to be right about everything, more and more.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (Pe17D)

205 So are we now The Sbirthingpersons Brothers???
Posted by: Tom and Dick at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM


The Birthingperson always liked you best.

Posted by: Tom at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (DMUuz)

206 Remember those videos a while back with some lefty's political party meetings where they all yelled at each other and banned clapping?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (xfb67)


That was hilarious. And there was one guy who said, your right to do so-and-so doesn't trump my...and then he realized he just said "Trump" and triggered everyone in the room.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (Ez6QX)

207 "Center" sounds patriarchal. So, centrix?

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (GDQ3B)

208 >>>154 ace centers us here fairly frequently, and people give him grief.


i thought about centering the thread so that you Morons would really understand.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (eOTGX)

209 "We're getting near "Pride Month"."

Oh yes, thank you for reminding me young man.

I hereby declare that you are allowed to celebrate pride month all June long, but 4th of July must be canceled. You're welcome

Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (FPuSC)

210
a HS buddy of mine when he was in the Navy got into a literal pissing contest with a girl while day drinking.

she hiked her bikini bottom off an pissed way farther than he did, on one foot too

I went into the Air Force and do not have any good stories of my own

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (bTQ72)

211 191 Whoopie Goldberg was a black birthing person six times. None of them lived.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (2goRJ)

Untrue

Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (ONvIw)

212 Not my psychosis, not my nut house.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (4fSQf)

213 197 "Birthing person...ooOOoo oooh...didn't meant to make you cry..."
Posted by: Queen at May 07, 2021 01:32 PM (USW1s)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (lmikk)

214 The birthing person of all battles!

Posted by: Zombie Saddam Hussein at May 07, 2021 01:34 PM (89T5c)

215 Sounds like we need a medieval Pope to preach a crusade against the intersectional woke.
But it the name of inclusivity, we'll let in the Baptists, Pentacostals, Anglicans, Methodists, Presbetyrians and maybe a few snake handlers and speakers of tongues. No Episcopalians or Scientologists. Don't want it getting weird

Posted by: Stacy0311 at May 07, 2021 01:34 PM (GuwCy)

216 208 >>>154 ace centers us here fairly frequently, and people give him grief.


i thought about centering the thread so that you Morons would really understand.
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (eOTGX)

==========

And we'd all think it was a mistake.

Pretty sneaky, sis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

217 birthing person of pearl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:34 PM (lmikk)

218 a birthing Person was washing her baby one night..

Posted by: Cream at May 07, 2021 01:34 PM (USW1s)

219 they pee standing in Africa
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 01:30 PM (bTQ72)


Yeah.
I've been to africa a couple of time. They can keep it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 01:34 PM (axyOa)

220 Birthing people? So... birthers?

Posted by: James Schuler at May 07, 2021 01:34 PM (j7w9/)

221 they pee standing in Africa
Posted by: will choose a nic later

They don't have shoes to get wet.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 07, 2021 01:35 PM (o6NKx)

222 Joker, "Hey Animal Birthing Person!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:35 PM (8zaaV)

223 217 birthing person of pearl.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:34 PM (lmikk)

Birthing Oyster of Pearl?

Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:35 PM (ONvIw)

224 The Birthing Person of All Bombs!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:35 PM (lmikk)

225 "Birthing person! Danny saw me NA-ked!"

Posted by: Noonan's Sister at May 07, 2021 01:35 PM (mZUr4)

226 Remember those videos a while back with some lefty's political party meetings where they all yelled at each other and banned clapping?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (xfb67)

Is that where they demanded the use of "jazz hands" to avoid discrimination against some group? That died, didn't it?

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 07, 2021 01:35 PM (HCeRP)

227 Whoopi actually claims 6 or 7 abortions. Guess it's hard to keep up.

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 01:36 PM (xEIoY)

228 Birthing person, do you want to bang heads with me....

Posted by: Danzig at May 07, 2021 01:36 PM (2SdPm)

229 If loving ladypenis is wrong I don't want to be right.


Posted by: David French at May 07, 2021 01:36 PM (DpkTQ)

230 "Center" sounds a little sexistly imperious.

Why can't it be "Centhim"? "Centx"?

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:36 PM (cI7Oj)

231 Your birthing person was a hamster, and your non-birthing person smelt of elder berries!

Posted by: French Tower Guard at May 07, 2021 01:36 PM (RKLPC)

232 Beyond that, they renamed all of the normal stuff *in the context of* the deviant stuff in what is linguistically a very subtle power move.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (Jsjd7)

...

No one seems to be asking what people are going to do for thrills anymore when everything is normal.

I think the toasters of the world should be truly nervous.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 07, 2021 01:36 PM (ohOLP)

233 A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)

And his birthing person cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It is another hungry mouth to feed

Posted by: Fat, Fringy Elvis at May 07, 2021 01:36 PM (lmikk)

234 Frank Zappa and the Birthing Persons of Invention...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2021 01:36 PM (PiwSw)

235 Dolphins are rapist bastards what has it coming.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 01:32 PM (Ojki1)

Oh, yeah, baby.....

Posted by: The Otters at May 07, 2021 01:36 PM (jvt6t)

236 I see JJ beat me to it.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2021 01:36 PM (PiwSw)

237 Well, you can tell some on the Right are, as expected, moving into the transgender camp. Glenn Reynolds seems ecstatic that Bruce Jenner is running for CA governor. He even calls him, her.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (EpDzw)

238 So, if I run up the stairs yelling "CHARGE!", and bury yellow fever victims in the back yard while I'm digging the Panama Canal, you have to call me Teddy.

Is that how this works?

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (bAe71)

239 BPILF?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (lmikk)



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (mZUr4)

240 CDC director spoke of Pregnant Persons.

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (HCeRP)

241 a HS buddy of mine when he was in the Navy got into a literal pissing contest with a girl while day drinking.

she hiked her bikini bottom off an pissed way farther than he did, on one foot too

I went into the Air Force and do not have any good stories of my own
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (bTQ72)


So. He was dating a Marine?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (axyOa)

242 well I was drunk
the day my birthing person
got outta prison...



also: I'm the only hell my birthing person ever raised

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (iTXRQ)

243 Is that where they demanded the use of "jazz hands" to avoid discrimination against some group? That died, didn't it?
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 07, 2021 01:35 PM (HCeRP)

That's alive and well in the Oval Office right now!

Posted by: President NPC - Jazz Hands Edition at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (FPuSC)

244 Tell me about your birthing person.

Posted by: Sigmund at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (lmikk)

245 If loving ladypenis is wrong I don't want to be right.
Posted by: David French at May 07, 2021 01:36 PM (DpkTQ)
++++
FIFY. We all know you're an unbiased, equal opportunity cocksucker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (Jsjd7)

246 they are going to have their population reduction one way or another aren't they.

I mean after the younger generation is completely sexually bamboozled, then thrown into a dead economy, after they're 50 to 100K in debt, graduating in gender studies. There's no way they start families.

The country's toast. Civilization probably is as well. Absent a miracle.


Posted by: simplemind at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (1Z8Wl)

247 226 Remember those videos a while back with some lefty's political party meetings where they all yelled at each other and banned clapping?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (xfb67)

*snaps fingers repeatedly*

Posted by: Beatniks at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (jvt6t)

248 US Chamber Of Commerce Urges Biden To End Pandemic Handouts: "Paying People Not To Work" Is Killing The Recovery
_ZH
---------------------

Hey boys, y'all got in bed with Biden.
Get in bed with a Biden and your going to get screwed.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (g34rg)

249 Birthing Person, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Birthing Person, do you think they'll like this song?

Posted by: Roger Waters at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (cI7Oj)

250 I get Leftists control the language but not sure why every term needs to be changed

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (Cxk7w)

251 Better to be called Teddy than Son of the Mailman...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (8zaaV)

252 Remember all the GOPers decrying the slippery slope argument over the years?
I'd love to have a time machine to go back to even say 2021 and see what your average Dems thinks of our current tranny tyranny.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (DpkTQ)

253 Mom is a birthing person.


Dad is a turkey baster


All makes perfect sense.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (4fSQf)

254 208 >>>154 ace centers us here fairly frequently, and people give him grief.


i thought about centering the thread so that you Morons would really understand.
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM (eOTGX)

Ah "I meant to do that."

The Pee Wee Herman gambit.

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (Ojki1)

255 So, if I run up the stairs yelling "CHARGE!", and bury yellow fever victims in the back yard while I'm digging the Panama Canal, you have to call me Teddy.

Is that how this works?
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (bAe71)

Exactly. Otherwise I'll use the Melbourne method on you.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (EpDzw)

256 Maybe David French can be called a birthing person? That way his flaccidity isn't so noticeable and importing children makes some sense.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (h2OUV)

257 Next we attack virginity, nothing is weaker or stronger than innocent.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (o89XP)

258 It's not nice to fool me

Posted by: Birthing Person Nature at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (mZUr4)

259 they pee standing in Africa
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 01:30 PM

===

Yeah.
I've been to africa a couple of time. They can keep it.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 01:34 PM


You don't bless the rains down in Africa?

Posted by: Toto at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (DMUuz)

260 US Chamber Of Commerce Urges Biden To End Pandemic Handouts: "Paying People Not To Work" Is Killing The Recovery
_ZH
---------------------

Hey boys, y'all got in bed with Biden.
Get in bed with a Biden and your going to get screwed.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (g34rg)


They can go fuck their birthing persons.

Posted by: Zombie Sssein at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (89T5c)

261 So can Lil Jon still use "bitch" and "hoe" in "his" rap lyrics?

Axing for a friend.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (R/m4+)

262 UPTWINKLES, GODDAMNIT

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (iTXRQ)

263
Ayn Rand had somewhat of an inkling of what was coming, but she didn't imagine anything as insane as this.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (Pe17D)

264
the girl who out pissed mi amigo was a civilian

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (bTQ72)

265 Out: baby momma

In: baby birthing person?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (ohOLP)

266 237 Well, you can tell some on the Right are, as expected, moving into the transgender camp. Glenn Reynolds seems ecstatic that Bruce Jenner is running for CA governor. He even calls him, her.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (EpDzw)

=========

Rooting for probably the best bet to get rid of Newsom isn't some major acceptance of transgenderism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

267 Next we attack virginity, nothing is weaker or stronger than innocent.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (o89XP)
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That's probably part and parcel of the normalizing pedo agenda.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (2SdPm)

268
birthing person's gotta squeezebox, daddy never sleeps at night

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (DUIap)

269 237 Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (EpDzw)

Glenn is a Transhumanist freako LIBtardian...

he is accidentally "on the right" on some economic and foreign policy issues.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (Lzpvj)

270 I mean after the younger generation is completely sexually bamboozled, then thrown into a dead economy, after they're 50 to 100K in debt, graduating in gender studies.

Posted by: simplemind at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (1Z8Wl)



That sounds low.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

271 Hey boys, y'all got in bed with Biden.
Get in bed with a Biden and your going to get screwed.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (g34rg)

They somehow believe they can get rid of the border, but still have a gov't of laws.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (EpDzw)

272 I get Leftists control the language but not sure why every term needs to be changed

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (Cxk7w)
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Fascist!

Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (cI7Oj)

273 Lots of seemingly unrelated languages have "ma" as basis for their equivalent of "mother" or "mom" (or "ma"). The word maybe approaches as near to biological as might be linguistically possible. (Probably has something to do with the language sounds a baby is most likely to be able to first make).

Posted by: Math Checksout at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (dYe5S)

274 Hey, Josephus!

Josephus: Hey, birthing person fucker!

Posted by: Oedipus at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (lmikk)

275 they pee standing in Africa
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 01:30 PM

...

And Asia. But they don't try to project.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (ohOLP)

276 So back in the day kids could rebel with weird hair, clothes and music. And when they got over it, no harm done.

In the more recent history, it was gay, gay, gay. And at least for the girls, not much damage - for boys...well...not quite as minor but still something you could recover from.

But now? Chopping your dicks off? Destroying your fertility? WHAT THE F*CK. You can never recover from this shit.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (DpkTQ)

277
a birthing Person was washing her baby one night..
Posted by: Cream


Oh, your product of birth has gone down the plug 'ole.
Oh, your product of birth has gone down the plug.
The poor little thing was so skinny and thin,
He should 'ave been washed in a jug, in a jug.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (63Dwl)

278 >the girl who out pissed mi amigo was a civilian

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (bTQ72)


With outstanding core strength, apparently.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (sjdRT)

279 The supermarkets and florists will have to redesign their balloons because "Happy Birthing Person's Day" is not going to fit on a balloon as well as "Happy Mothers Day">

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (k39e/)

280 The guy who got outpissed by a girl needs his prostate checked, just saying.

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (xEIoY)

281 Wonder if all the wine birthing persons who needed fainting couches because of Trump's tweets are happy to be co-opted by dudes acting like chicks.

You voted for this shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (4fSQf)

282 Glenn is a Transhumanist freako LIBtardian...

he is accidentally "on the right" on some economic and foreign policy issues.
Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (Lzpvj)

I agree. It is fun to watch the commenters plaster him over it. It's not like we have recent evidence, homosexuals, that you will be made to bake the cake.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (EpDzw)

283 Time to sue Planned Parenthood for not getting me an abortion when I identify as being dangerously pregnant requiring a termination.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (UHVv4)

284 270 I mean after the younger generation is completely sexually bamboozled, then thrown into a dead economy, after they're 50 to 100K in debt, graduating in gender studies.

Posted by: simplemind at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (1Z8Wl)


That sounds low.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

==========

Depends. Did they get that PhD in Useless Jargon and Sloganeering from that private college or did they settle for the Master's Thesis on the evils of white men?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

285 Ayn Rand had somewhat of an inkling of what was coming, but she didn't imagine anything as insane as this.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (Pe17D)
++++
Rand's problem wasn't that her villains were unrealistic, but that her heroes were.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (Jsjd7)

286 270 I mean after the younger generation is completely sexually bamboozled, then thrown into a dead economy, after they're 50 to 100K in debt, graduating in gender studies.

Posted by: simplemind at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (1Z8Wl)


That sounds low.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

....

In fairness, there's enough weirdness out there to justify having to study it now.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (ohOLP)

287 "With outstanding core strength, apparently.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (sjdRT)"

Bravo.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (h2OUV)

288 the girl who out pissed mi amigo was a civilian
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (bTQ72)


Ah!
Former Army then. Probably Airborne too.
Hawt!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (axyOa)

289 Hey, Josephus!

Josephus: Hey, birthing person fucker!
Posted by: Oedipus at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (lmikk)



HAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (Ez6QX)

290

SAY WHAT AGAIN!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Birthing Person Fucker at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (o6NKx)

291 I call these people 'motherfuckers". See if you can birth that. Through your ass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:22 PM (VpIIl)

Marcus T gets it. I tend to be wordier about these things. But this is correct. "See if you can birth it through your ass, motherfucker." Yeah. I like it. Really rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (Uh2oA)

292 I get Leftists control the language but not sure why every term needs to be changed

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (Cxk7w)



To repeatedly remind us that everything about our history is "ist" or "phobic". Also to remind us that "they" are in control, and "we" must always be willing to comply with their commands.

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (mZUr4)

293 They somehow believe they can get rid of the border, but still have a gov't of laws.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (EpDzw)
**
Hey, we're the masters of inventing new hills to die on

Posted by: U.S. CoCsuckas at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (FPuSC)

294 >The guy who got outpissed by a girl needs his prostate checked, just saying.

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (xEIoY)


Reporting for Duty!!!

Posted by: David French at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (sjdRT)

295 Hey boys, y'all got in bed with Biden.
Get in bed with a Biden and your going to get screwed.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 01:38 PM (g34rg)

Now you tell us.

Posted by: Pfeiser at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (Ojki1)

296 282 Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (EpDzw)

He has taken to banning people who can outthrow his heat, IOW he is just a Slay'Em whore.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (Lzpvj)

297 Oh, the pedo shit is coming with the whole love is love h*ters schtick.

They flirted with polygamy, and decided since Christianity is ok with it that it is too boring. Boning kids though? That sweet, sweet taboo. Just ask Hunter Biden.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (DpkTQ)

298 I went into the Air Force and do not have any good stories of my own
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 01:33 PM


C'mon, I've never met a golfer that doesn't have a story.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (DMUuz)

299
You don't bless the rains down in Africa?
Posted by: Toto at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (DMUuz)
---
Uh. That's not rain.

Posted by: Realists at May 07, 2021 01:43 PM (cI7Oj)

300 This reminds me . I have finally selected my preferred pronouns.

They are, 'Me', and 'I'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2021 01:43 PM (pbStR)

301 Lots of seemingly unrelated languages have "ma" as basis for their equivalent of "mother" or "mom" (or "ma"). The word maybe approaches as near to biological as might be linguistically possible. (Probably has something to do with the language sounds a baby is most likely to be able to first make).
Posted by: Math Checksout at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (dYe5S)
++++
Yeah, I think the words for "mom" and "dad" are onomatopoetic and come down to how the language chose to transliterate those particular noises.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:43 PM (Jsjd7)

302 I mean after the younger generation is completely sexually bamboozled, then thrown into a dead economy, after they're 50 to 100K in debt, graduating in gender studies.

Posted by: simplemind at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (1Z8Wl)


That sounds low.
===
Community college.

I was trying to understate my case. Its more effective persuasion when you conclude on your own that its actually worse than I said.

Posted by: simplemind at May 07, 2021 01:43 PM (CoZIn)

303
So can Lil Jon still use "bitch" and "hoe" in "his" rap lyrics?

Axing for a friend.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (R/m4+)

------

Huh-wut?! YEEEAH!

Posted by: L'il John at May 07, 2021 01:44 PM (Uh2oA)

304 285 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:41 PM (Jsjd7)

Heroism uncoupled with ruthless zeal is self-defeating...

it is why China is arguing over Cao Cao 18 centuries later.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:44 PM (Lzpvj)

305 Luke, --I am your black non-birthing person!

Posted by: Dr. Bone Vader at May 07, 2021 01:44 PM (2goRJ)

306 300 This reminds me . I have finally selected my preferred pronouns.

They are, 'Me', and 'I'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2021 01:43 PM (pbStR)

Edgy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:44 PM (lmikk)

307 How about anybody who uses the word unironically gets punched.

You'd hope society has a breaking point

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 07, 2021 01:44 PM (fLpTX)

308 birthing person's gotta squeezebox, daddy never sleeps at night
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 07, 2021 01:39 PM (DUIap)


Heh!
As soon as I started reading this thread, that song beca an ear worm.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 01:44 PM (axyOa)

309 Marcus T gets it. I tend to be wordier about these things. But this is correct. "See if you can birth it through your ass, motherfucker." Yeah. I like it. Really rolls off the tongue.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (Uh2oA)


This site sharpens vulgarity and tasteless humor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (89T5c)

310 And it makes perfect sense *if* you adhere to their vision of reality. In their interpretation, all of reality is socially constructed, right? So this "centering" is the actual mechanism through which reality emerges. It's all constructed. The reason that only women can give birth is because we believe that this is how the world works. Once we stop believing that and believe something else, the world will match. Reality is mutable.

It's magic. We are literally seeing a resurgence of paganism with the belief in magic spells which can somehow change reality to the will of the caster merely by speaking the correct words of power.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (jOcSX)

311 I'm not sure how yet, but I sense an opportunity for the fat-positive community (people who are indeed positively fat) to horn in on this grievance-mongering by noting how bigots are always mistaking them for birthing people.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (H5knJ)

312 And Ciattarelli in NJ is looking to lose. Saying the white, Italian guy "looks and sounds like New Jersey" is manufactured to drive away the Asian voters, especially the Indians who vote for Singh.
Posted by: CN at May 07, 2021 01:10 PM (ONvIw)

So Singh is pandering to Asian voters, and Ciatarelli is not? The leader of Canada's avowedly socialist party, the NDP, is Jagmeet Singh.

Sikhs are still lugging some baggage, and I am loathe to trust them in a position of power.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (RhcnK)

313 First they came for the pronouns

And I did not care, because I did not use them

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (vcOmj)

314 This shit is too easy!


Ming, come look at this idiots!

Posted by: China at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (4fSQf)

315 These comments are making me laugh so much, I keep spitting out my beverage every time I take a drink.

My computer is gonna need a new birthingpersonboard

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (mZUr4)

316
Birthing person's in the graveyard, and patriarch's in the pen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (Uh2oA)

317 Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

Posted by: That kid in Kindergarten Cop at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (/we70)

318 They flirted with polygamy, and decided since Christianity is ok with it that it is too boring. Boning kids though? That sweet, sweet taboo. Just ask Hunter Biden.
==
everything is on the table.

polygamous marriages to sheep . . .

Posted by: the love that dare not uulate its name at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (RWuqe)

319 C'mon, I've never met a golfer that doesn't have a story.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (DMUuz)

...

I know every time I go golfing my wife has a new one!

Posted by: David French at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (ohOLP)

320 (g34rg)

They somehow believe they can get rid of the border, but still have a gov't of laws.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 07, 2021 01:40 PM (EpDzw)
------------------------------

You can.
Simply put everyone who crosses the border illegally in jail. In AZ desert, and have Joe Arpaio run it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (g34rg)

321
They flirted with polygamy, and decided since Christianity is ok with it that it is too boring. Boning kids though? That sweet, sweet taboo. Just ask Hunter Biden.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (DpkTQ)

Only a dog-faced pony soldier would throw shade at my wonderful, patriotic son who never did a thing wrong! I challenge you to 1,000 push-ups, right, here, rig..zzzzzzz

Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (FPuSC)

322 Birthingpersonfuckinghampsterfucker!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (W2Pud)

323 So, presumably, a popular Lefty magazine will be renamed, 'Birthing Person Jones'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (1vynn)

324 You'd hope society has a breaking point
Posted by: havelhavolim at May 07, 2021 01:44 PM (fLpTX)
++++
It does. It also happens to be a megadeath event.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (Jsjd7)

325 (X ) not said
Posted by: m at May 07, 2021 01:20 PM (fVJPF)

.

Posted by: iron308 also semi lurking at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (52CxX)

326 Birthing person said knock you out!

Posted by: L L Cool J at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (mZUr4)

327 These people are nuts.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (ufFY8)

328 They flirted with polygamy, and decided since Christianity is ok with it that it is too boring. Boning kids though? That sweet, sweet taboo. Just ask Hunter Biden.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (DpkTQ)


Polygamy will come first, since it's another step towards destroying the family. Once you have multiple unrelated men around children day in an day out, they'll start pushing younger and younger ages of consent.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (jOcSX)

329 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (RhcnK)

No, he's not pandering to Asian voters. I heard him speak at length yesterday. Very grounded, intelligent, articulate conservative man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (k39e/)

330 I fucked my niece AND her birthing person.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

331 Birthing Person don't let your babies grow up to cowboys

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (Cxk7w)

332 My preferred pronouns are tits, boobs and "nice cans".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:47 PM (h2OUV)

333 Well if we didn't sharpen it, it wouldn't fit up your ass, would it??

Posted by: whizzo chocolates inc. CEO at May 07, 2021 01:47 PM (UHVv4)

334 Sikhs are still lugging some baggage, and I am loathe to trust them in a position of power.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Watch out! Don't get in a knife fight with a Sikh about that.

Knife fights are breaking out all over, these days.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 01:47 PM (vcOmj)

335 C'mon, I've never met a golfer that doesn't have a story.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2021 01:42 PM (DMUuz)

...

I know every time I go golfing my wife has a new one!
Posted by: David French at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM


The Paolo, he has, how you say, a million of them.

Posted by: Paolo at May 07, 2021 01:47 PM (m+jkK)

336 >Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.


EXCUSE ME
that's 'peepee' and 'hoohah'

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)

337 324 You'd hope society has a breaking point
Posted by: havelhavolim at May 07, 2021 01:44 PM (fLpTX)
++++
It does. It also happens to be a megadeath event.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (Jsjd7)

The republic, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide. Thus it has ever been.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (z5Vrg)

338 Not yet

Posted by: Abba at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (mZUr4)

339 It's magic. We are literally seeing a resurgence of paganism with the belief in magic spells which can somehow change reality to the will of the caster merely by speaking the correct words of power.
==
Totes.

And the infant sacrifices are of apiece.

Posted by: been gittin' weirder every damn year at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (M92BA)

340 Yo Birthing Person is so fat when she went to the beach, the tide came in.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (ohOLP)

341 ABBA was going to do a comeback tour but said fuck it at singing Birthing Person Mia.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (axyOa)

342 Polygamy will come first, since it's another step towards destroying the family. Once you have multiple unrelated men around children day in an day out, they'll start pushing younger and younger ages of consent.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (jOcSX)
++++
Meh. They're end-running it. It's "polyamory" now and it does away with institutional marriage altogether.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (Jsjd7)

343 My Birthing Person The Car, just doesn't have that zip.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (jvt6t)

344 310 It's magic. We are literally seeing a resurgence of paganism with the belief in magic spells which can somehow change reality to the will of the caster merely by speaking the correct words of power.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (jOcSX)

==========

"I don't see any reason to think otherwise."
-Cassivellaunus, seeing a dust cloud in the distance

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

345 Holy SHIT bro!!!

WE just hit the BIRTHING PERSON LOAD!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

346 It's magic. We are literally seeing a resurgence of paganism with the belief in magic spells which can somehow change reality to the will of the caster merely by speaking the correct words of power.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (jOcSX)

Is that why they told me to remove that God guy from the Nat'l Day of Prayer? I think Jill told me why, but I forgot already.

Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (FPuSC)

347 Fuck 'em - I'll continue to use the same terms I've always used - as I've always known them - and they can fuck right off. What are they going to do ? Beat me down with 24/7 conflict ?

Spoiler Alert - I like conflict.

Posted by: Like A Rock at May 07, 2021 01:49 PM (9ls8w)

348 329 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2021 01:46 PM (k39e/)

Eventually we will be in the position of the Christians in Lebanon and cutting deals with the "other Abrahamic faiths" to stop the hedonists.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:49 PM (Lzpvj)

349 332 My preferred pronouns are tits, boobs and "nice cans".
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:47 PM (h2OUV)

Homeric Rack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:49 PM (lmikk)

350 317 Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
Posted by: That kid in Kindergarten Cop at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM (/we70)

Has that kid pulled a Molly Ringwald and denounced the movie he was in yet?

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 01:49 PM (Ojki1)

351 My preferred pronouns are tits, boobs and "nice cans".
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:47 PM (h2OUV)
++++
Visualization:
https://is.gd/H784nY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 01:49 PM (Jsjd7)

352 345 Holy SHIT bro!!!

WE just hit the BIRTHING PERSON LOAD!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

That's a good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:49 PM (lmikk)

353 Knife fights are breaking out all over, these days.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 01:47 PM (vcOmj)



It's just kids having fun, what's the problem?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:49 PM (Ez6QX)

354 Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (axyOa)


Hordemind! See my sock at 338

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 01:50 PM (mZUr4)

355 Birthing person nature is getting pissed off with all this manmade climate change.


And 'manmade' is totes cool because men destroy everything.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

356 You can try to remove God from your life, but he won't remove you. Let that sink in.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:50 PM (h2OUV)

357 Apparently, Black Unemployment rose to 9.7%, also by the jobs numbers.

Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:50 PM (cI7Oj)

358 LOL Sponge!!

Posted by: Tami at May 07, 2021 01:50 PM (cF8AT)

359 First they came for the pronouns

And I did not care, because I did not use them
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 01:45 PM


Over the dead body belonging to Rufus Xavier Sasparilla!

Posted by: Rufus Xavier Sasparilla at May 07, 2021 01:50 PM (m+jkK)

360 337 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 07, 2021 01:48 PM (z5Vrg)

The Han Dynasty with a minor interruption endured 400 years.

We will likely not make 300.

Sad actually.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:50 PM (Lzpvj)

361 357 Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:50 PM (cI7Oj)

WINNING!

//Democrat Plantation

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:51 PM (Lzpvj)

362 Sounds like we need a medieval Pope to preach a crusade against the intersectional woke.
But it the name of inclusivity, we'll let in the Baptists, Pentacostals, Anglicans, Methodists, Presbetyrians and maybe a few snake handlers and speakers of tongues. No Episcopalians or Scientologists. Don't want it getting weird
Posted by: Stacy0311 at May 07, 2021 01:34 PM (GuwCy)

you sure about them?

Posted by: Hedly Lamar at May 07, 2021 01:51 PM (8D42x)

363 Well done Doof!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 01:51 PM (axyOa)

364 Up against the wall birthingpersonfvcker!

Oh, John Baldry and Rod Stewart duet, 'Birthing Person Ain't Dead': tinyurl.com/dphsf5b7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2021 01:52 PM (l0Lgi)

365 Years ago I was talking with some left leaning LIVs I knew. They thought I was won of them...
Anyway, the conversation got to that Sikhs carry knives, and then they started asking why.

Without thinking through how they would take the answer I mentioned that it was because the Muslims in northern India consistently tried to exterminate them so they had to be armed at all times.

This is when "Islam is a religion of peace" was a big deal and they were shocked. But...to their credit one of them googled it and had to share the bad news that I was right.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 01:52 PM (DpkTQ)

366 356 Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:50 PM (h2OUV)

The truth behind the willfully mistranslated "Render unto Caesar" parable...

ALL is God's INCLUDING Caesar.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:52 PM (Lzpvj)

367 357 Apparently, Black Unemployment rose to 9.7%, also by the jobs numbers.
Posted by: Axeman at May 07, 2021 01:50 PM (cI7Oj)

===

Please refer to my tweet back on Glorious Regime Installation Day: "America is back!"

Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 01:52 PM (FPuSC)

368 Yo birthin' person's teeth so yaller when she smiles, it looks like she be eatin' creamed corn!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2021 01:52 PM (UHVv4)

369 You can try to remove God from your life, but he won't remove you. Let that sink in.

Posted by: Marcus T

Fortunately, the great thing about God is that when you decide feuding with him was a bad idea, His terms for surrender are actually very favorable.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 07, 2021 01:52 PM (OUMaO)

370 Retired, living in a quiet suburb in Florida. This is otherworldly stuff.

Keeping my powder dry.

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 07, 2021 01:52 PM (HCeRP)

371 The people that voted for Blo Jidum are going to get a history lesson real soon. They are going to learn first hand about the policies of President James Earl Carter Jr...

1. Economic Disaster
2. Terrorism & terrorists laughing at the USA Pussies
3. Inflation
4. High Unemployment
5. $5.00 + Gallon Gas
6. High Crime rates
Etc............

ENJOY ........

Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:52 PM (OBw54)

372 I think this is all nuts and insane, but how hard should we fight for a demographic -- women -- that brought this all on themselves? All this trans lunacy is the direct result of all the radical feminism of the last decades that sought, among other things, to obliterate any distinction between men and women. Anything a man can do a woman can do better and all that. Well guess what, ladies? You got what you wanted, good and hard. Now the very concept of woman or female or even "mother" is under assault and losing. I had nothing to do with this. Why should I spend political capital to clean up YOUR mess?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2021 01:52 PM (enXj9)

373 Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

EXCUSE ME
that's 'peepee' and 'hoohah'
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021

And here I thought it was Gabriel's Trumpet and the Pearl of Great Price.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 01:53 PM (axyOa)

374
its alright birthing-person, I'm only bleeding-
(Harmonica -toot-toot).

Posted by: Glenn John at May 07, 2021 01:53 PM (LilNs)

375 Jack, a cis-normative male, went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, and Jill, a birthing person, went up after due to unjust patriarchal norms and low self-esteem resulting from years of slut-shaming

Posted by: Birthing Person Goose at May 07, 2021 01:53 PM (H5knJ)

376 Second look?

Posted by: John Birch Society at May 07, 2021 01:53 PM (m/Gc2)

377 Well, you can tell some on the Right are, as expected, moving into the transgender camp. Glenn Reynolds seems ecstatic that Bruce Jenner is running for CA governor. He even calls him, her.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at May 07, 2021 01:37 PM (EpDzw)


Reynolds doesn't care what happens to the culture as long as he's safe with tenure, he can vacation and dive in exotic locales and his wife can have an abortion whenever she wants.

Another fraud I took seriously for too long.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 01:53 PM (2JVJo)

378 356 You can try to remove God from your life, but he won't remove you. Let that sink in.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:50 PM (h2OUV)

Well if you do that at the end God will remove you from His presence. Do atheists in Hell count that as a "W" or "L"?

Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 01:53 PM (Ojki1)

379 367 357 Apparently, Black Unemployment rose to 9.7%, also by the jobs numbers.


See, that SOB Trump is still hurting people of color !!!!!!!

Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:54 PM (OBw54)

380 It's "Celebrate Mental Illness Month" again/still.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 01:54 PM (xopIz)

381 She's a bad birthing person jama
Just as fine as she can be
She's a bad birthing person jama
Just as fine as she can be.....

I'm too old for this shit. (drops mike)

Posted by: Carl Carlton at May 07, 2021 01:54 PM (R/m4+)

382 War with Iran is the birthing person of all wars,

Posted by: Iranian President Hassan Rouhani at May 07, 2021 01:54 PM (l0Lgi)

383 It looks like every single person on youtube is doing a livestream of Resident Evil 8.

Speaking of Homeric Racks...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:54 PM (lmikk)

384 Do atheists in Hell count that as a "W" or "L"?
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 01:53 PM (Ojki1)


Win till they get to Hell since not believing in God means you don't believe in Satan either.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

385 The people that voted for Blo Jidum are going to get a history lesson real soon. They are going to learn first hand about the policies of President James Earl Carter Jr...

ENJOY ........
Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:52 PM (OBw54)


They will be told it's Trump's fault. And believe it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:55 PM (Ez6QX)

386 Final nail in the coffin? Liz Cheney secretly orchestrated Washington Post op-ed by all ten living former Defense Secretaries, including her father, warning against Trump's efforts to politicize the military

about that

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 01:55 PM (bTQ72)

387 they say only wealthy countries can entertain this sort of bullshit, so the end is nigh

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 07, 2021 01:55 PM (fLpTX)

388 Thanks, but we'll continue to shop around

Posted by: Captain and Tennille at May 07, 2021 01:55 PM (mZUr4)

389 >>>BIRTHING PERSON LOAD!<<<
>I saw that flick years ago, and Charlton Heston was fabulous in both roles.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 01:55 PM (2goRJ)

390 Notice the 'walk away' stuff went away? Almost like it was a multipurpose op, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:56 PM (lmikk)

391 We had a Medieval Pope who cast the fags out of the clergy (Pope Pius V). We need a modern Pope to do the same thing.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 01:56 PM (xopIz)

392 Hey will Bruce Jenner be the first female governor of CA? PLEASE PLEASE let them have had no female governors before now.

I really want to go back to the 90s, tell the feminists they won completely, and then that the top female athletes, politicians, and even THOTs were actually born as men.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 01:56 PM (DpkTQ)

393 Another fraud I took seriously for too long.

I have gripes galore about Reynolds, but I don't think he's a fraud. Like a fair number of commenters here, he naively believes that "live and let live" is a politically workable solution to cultural disagreements.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 01:56 PM (H5knJ)

394
Apparently, Black Unemployment rose to 9.7%, also by the jobs numbers.

--------

Good. All those new working blacks might have forgotten their place with those fancy new highfalutin' jobs. Nice to have them back where they belong, on our welfare plantation, doing the real work: voting for us.

Posted by: Your Democrat Party at May 07, 2021 01:56 PM (Uh2oA)

395 Remember when you were 18 and you wondered what things would be like in 40 years when you were "old"?

Well, we all just woke up from 40 years asleep and every single thing in our culture and every policy on every level of our society and government is run by insane people based on insanity.

Welcome to The Future.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 07, 2021 01:56 PM (0o9Ne)

396 You may not believe in Satan, but he believes in you.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (xopIz)

397 389 >>>BIRTHING PERSON LOAD!
>I saw that flick years ago, and Charlton Heston was fabulous in both roles.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 01:55 PM (2goRJ)

I thought the red diaper and the giant stone head was a bit over the top.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (lmikk)

398 Thou shalt honor thy birthing person and thy father.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

399 All Mothers are racist !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: James at May 07, 2021 01:24 PM (OBw54)

Up against the wall, redneck birthing persons!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (RhcnK)

400 Jack, a cis-normative male, went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, and Jill, a birthing person, went up after due to unjust patriarchal norms and low self-esteem resulting from years of slut-shaming
Posted by: Birthing Person Goose at May 07, 2021 01:53 PM (H5knJ)


Bwahahaha!!!
I'm dying here!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (axyOa)

401 Just got my third invitation today to get the vaccine. One was a text, so I sent back "first you will blow me". I

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (h2OUV)

402 Win till they get to Hell since not believing in God means you don't believe in Satan either.
Dammit Satan, I am NOT a guy. And are supposed to ask for permissions before you stick that pitchfork in my back hole.


Posted by: One of the damned at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (DpkTQ)

403 Well, the trannies, lefties, GOPe, and Donks (BIRM) can just fuck off, in the centered direction of over there. Where they can screw each other in the butt wuthout any intervention from me.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (VcFUs)

404 378 Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2021 01:53 PM (Ojki1)

They are a bit busy to think on it I'd wager.

Everyone should read Canto 3, remember God built hell even there you are with Him

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 01:58 PM (Lzpvj)

405
I think it is great Bruce Jenner is running, let the left have a taste of their own medicine

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 01:58 PM (bTQ72)

406 You may not believe in Satan, but he believes in you.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (xopIz)


The greatest trick
The Devil ever pulled
Was convincing the world
He didn't exist.

- Burma Shave

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

407 The Left can suck my dix.

Posted by: Dr Spank - Cocks and Logic at May 07, 2021 01:58 PM (WJDNo)

408 401 Just got my third invitation today to get the vaccine. One was a text, so I sent back "first you will blow me". I
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (h2OUV)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:58 PM (lmikk)

409 they say only wealthy countries can entertain this sort of bullshit, so the end is nigh
==
its gonna get so bad that we'll all be wishing for the ground to swallow us up and the mountains to fall on us . . .

Posted by: at this point, why would it not at May 07, 2021 01:58 PM (Yvkt8)

410
Many, many years ago some comedian joked about new euphemisms. He said instead of "rape," call it "unrequited love."

Just wait until the Leftist Fascists come up with the new term for ped*philia...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 01:58 PM (vypIe)

411 Birthing Person,
Just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger,
Now he's dead
Birthing Person, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Birthing Person, oooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2021 01:59 PM (flINI)

412 Just got my third invitation today to get the vaccine. One was a text, so I sent back "first you will blow me".
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (h2OUV)



From like three different places, or what?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:59 PM (Ez6QX)

413 every level of our society and government is run by insane people based on insanity.
If you presented the cover of the NYT from any day in 2021 to someone in 2001 they would not believe you.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 01:59 PM (DpkTQ)

414 "Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 01:58 PM (lmikk)"

No response so far. Honestly, how do these people get your phone number?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:59 PM (h2OUV)

415
Just wait until the Leftist Fascists come up with the new term for ped*philia...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 01:58 PM (vypIe)


I thought that was called "Lifetime membership to The Lincoln Project?"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

416 Lode

just saying

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 07, 2021 01:59 PM (iTXRQ)

417

Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids? Lovely!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Heinlein at May 07, 2021 02:00 PM (o6NKx)

418 415
Just wait until the Leftist Fascists come up with the new term for ped*philia...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 01:58 PM (vypIe)

I thought that was called "Lifetime membership to The Lincoln Project?"
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

========

"Love is love."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

419 Just wait until the Leftist Fascists come up with the new term for ped*philia...
They already have it - they are "MAP"s - Minor Attracted Persons.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 02:00 PM (DpkTQ)

420 "From like three different places, or what?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 01:59 PM (Ez6QX)"

Yes. One that seemed to be from the state. One from a pharmacy. One from a hospital.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 02:00 PM (h2OUV)

421 Anybody from Chicagoland got a mask report?

We just checked in, one of the far NW burbs, and will be here awhile.

Anybody going mask-free in the grocery stores? WalMarts? Liquor stores?

Posted by: Monsieur Gaga at May 07, 2021 02:00 PM (4ZE6o)

422
I'm still trying to figure why people are opting for two shots.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 02:00 PM (vypIe)

423 I read that the birth rate has gone down. Maybe we should pay for lesbians to have in-vitro fertilization. If you watch "chopped", that's what all the lesbians want to do with their winnings.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 02:00 PM (xopIz)

424 I enjoyed the hell out of the classic movie, Alien, but when Ripley started calling the computer Black Birthing Person, it seemed a tad awkward and off-putting.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 02:01 PM (2goRJ)

425 No response so far. Honestly, how do these people get your phone number?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:59 PM (h2OUV)

I dunno. I do not own a house, yet they call me about selling it. I do not have a car warranty, and yet they want to let me know about problems for it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:01 PM (lmikk)

426
Up against the wall, redneck birthing persons!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (RhcnK)

Stares motherfuckerly.

Posted by: Jules Winnfield - at May 07, 2021 02:01 PM (VcFUs)

427 mindless fucks should be muttering gibberish on the street.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 02:01 PM (o89XP)

428 Whoopie Goldberg was a black birthing person six times. None of them lived.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 01:31 PM (2goRJ)

Can you blame them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2021 02:01 PM (RhcnK)

429 In the interests of promoting normality bias, here's a picture of a cute girl with a big rack:
https://is.gd/hzMq9M

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2021 02:01 PM (Jsjd7)

430 Just got my third invitation today to get the vaccine. One was a text, so I sent back "first you will blow me".
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 01:57 PM (h2OUV)


Actually this morning I got my first bit of spam in by text.
I'm stealing that line.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 02:01 PM (axyOa)

431 A resurgence of paganism in practice amongst the wider society. But some of our elites are flirting with a Gnostic-style heresy with "white racism" setup as the malevolent creator of the material word with salvation available (sort of) to those willing to attend an Ibram X. Kendi lecture and learn the "secret knowledge" of how the world was really made.

Posted by: Math Checksout at May 07, 2021 02:01 PM (dYe5S)

432 I gave birth to an Obama earlier.

Posted by: Jimco Industries




Dropped him off at the pool for swimmin' lessons, didja?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 07, 2021 02:02 PM (0o9Ne)

433 They already have it - they are "MAP"s - Minor Attracted Persons.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 02:00 PM (DpkTQ)



The next hit from Death Row Records, bringing back R. Kelly into the mix.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

434 Honestly, I never really thought about it, but I'll bet adoptive birthing persons and filthy shit-pig patriarchal scum are among the most dedicated of parents.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2021 02:02 PM (Uh2oA)

435 Posted by: Monsieur Gaga at May 07, 2021 02:00 PM (4ZE6o)


Oh, that reminds me. Not that anyone cares, but hubs & I decided last night that we are taking our vacation in Sitka.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 02:02 PM (Ez6QX)

436 I saw Mindless Fucks open for Skid Row at The Texxas Jam in '89.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

437 "MAP"s - Minor Attracted Persons.

-Mephisto's Anal Puppet

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:03 PM (lmikk)

438 The aliens will depart from their birthing person ship and take care of all of this.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2021 02:03 PM (bYTQR)

439 Some women who give birth are really "men," and these men want to be centered!

They should be centered - in the cross hairs of a rifle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2021 02:03 PM (N2/MF)

440 A resurgence of paganism in practice amongst the wider society. But some of our elites are flirting with a Gnostic-style heresy with "white racism" setup as the malevolent creator of the material word with salvation available (sort of) to those willing to attend an Ibram X. Kendi lecture and learn the "secret knowledge" of how the world was really made.
==
Sure close down all the insane asylum's, how bad could it get?

Posted by: those things served no purpose at all at May 07, 2021 02:03 PM (IOM3J)

441 Birthing Person Fucker

Posted by: LASue at May 07, 2021 02:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

442 Can't see why anyone wants one shot yet two, by word of Congress and Sundowner it doesn't work.

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 02:03 PM (Cxk7w)

443
Oh, that reminds me. Not that anyone cares, but hubs & I decided last night that we are taking our vacation in Sitka.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 02:02 PM (Ez6QX)



Didn't see that one coming, but it's closer to you than South Carolina, no?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

444 424 I enjoyed the hell out of the classic movie, Alien, but when Ripley started calling the computer Black Birthing Person, it seemed a tad awkward and off-putting.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 02:01 PM (2goRJ)

=========

I don't know what movie you're talking about. Alien?

Are you sure you're not talking about Undocumented Lifeform? That sounds about right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

445
so back to the 1970s, is tha Bidens plan?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 07, 2021 02:04 PM (bTQ72)

446 Glenn Reynolds isn't a fraud. He's always been an atheist/libertarian. Most of those went NeverTrump and the "libertarian" went out the window.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 07, 2021 02:04 PM (xqRaG)

447 435 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 02:02 PM (Ez6QX)

I care, enjoy it you earned it.

I will go home to Ohio as my life here feels like an unfun eternal vacation.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 02:04 PM (Lzpvj)

448 Sort of OT but one of the most glaring, manipulations of language was and is this incessant claim that "Trump politicized the coronovirus."

True, if "politicizing" meant not shrieking "We're all gonna dieeee!" with his hands covering his face running around in circles.

Yes he was guilty of occasionally trying to be optimistic and encouraging the country to get through a difficult time. That and mildly suggesting that not everyone was going to die and that we might experiment with repurposing well-tested, very low side effect medications if anecdotal evidence suggested potential benefit.

Monster.

Posted by: Zek at May 07, 2021 02:04 PM (5RTdG)

449 Our species comes in 2 versions, male and female. The sexes are immutable (incapable of being altered). The female version gives birth, the male being physically unable.
There is assistance widely available for those confused about exactly what their role is.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 07, 2021 02:04 PM (KATBx)

450 446 Posted by: zmdavid at May 07, 2021 02:04 PM (xqRaG)

The only fraud he ever perpetrated was overstating his desire to stop the donkey communists.

Posted by: sven at May 07, 2021 02:05 PM (Lzpvj)

451 He walked gown the street very very so motherfuckerly packing pistols and a flashbang in his birthing canal.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 07, 2021 02:05 PM (o89XP)

452 Reynolds doesn't care what happens to the culture as long as he's safe
with tenure, he can vacation and dive in exotic locales and his wife can
have an abortion whenever she wants.

I'm really getting why the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler's crest has the motto "Instapundit delenda est".

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 07, 2021 02:05 PM (OUMaO)

453 Didn't see that one coming, but it's closer to you than South Carolina, no?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)


Yes, much. And we have a great nephew there we haven't seen yet. He just turned 1.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 02:06 PM (Ez6QX)

454 You know what enables all of this? Electricity. When the electricity goes out, so does the opportunity to engage in frivolity. When the epitome of technology is a mechanical, arm-powered device, those who can, eat, and those who can't, don't eat.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 02:06 PM (KAi1n)

455 I would pay to hear Biden work this into his rosary (as if he ever says it...)

Posted by: LASue at May 07, 2021 02:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

456

Man, that BPILF across the street is out washing xir car in a bikini again... my LPOC better get home soon, or Ima gonna have at myself...

Posted by: Jazz Hands at May 07, 2021 02:06 PM (o6NKx)

457 Just got back from the Walmart neighborhood market and a liquor store. I didn't wear a mask and nobody said anything.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 02:06 PM (xopIz)

458 Yes, much. And we have a great nephew there we haven't seen yet. He just turned 1.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 02:06 PM (Ez6QX)


That'll do it.

Good for y'all.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

459 I was drunk, the day my Birthingpersongotouttaprison...

Posted by: klaftern at May 07, 2021 02:06 PM (RuIsu)

460 Well, let me say Happy Mother's Day to the actual mothers here first.
Secondly, it appears Hunter was mu shu porking a chinese spy also, named Jai K Bowling or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2021 02:07 PM (r+sAi)

461 I don't know what movie you're talking about. Alien?

Are you sure you're not talking about Undocumented Lifeform? That sounds about right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 02:03 PM


I know, right? Damned xenomorphobia.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2021 02:07 PM (m+jkK)

462 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 02:08 PM (lmikk)

463 Don't forget, only two more days until Birthing People's Day! Be sure to buy a gender-neutral gift for your birthing parent so xe won't be offended.

Ugh. These people are sick.

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2021 02:08 PM (wyw4S)

464 NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2021 02:08 PM (Cxk7w)

465 Just got back from the Walmart neighborhood market and a liquor store. I didn't wear a mask and nobody said anything.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 02:06 PM (xopIz)


Wife took my elderly birthing person shopping last month. They went to Total Wine & Spirits and there was an old broad there harassing them to put on masks. Wife said "we're vaccinated" even tho they're not. The old lady was adamant they put on masks. "We're vaccinated. That's fucking stupid!" was my wife's response.

They had to put on masks or my birthing person wasn't getting her booze.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

466 Anybody gets up in my chili about chicks with dicks and "centering" and men can give birth too I'm gonna break their fucking jaw .

Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2021 02:09 PM (hD3bB)

467 Birthing Persons don't let your Crotch Fruit grow up to be Bovine Young Males

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2021 02:09 PM (flINI)

468 Really, this is a hell of a thing to go to the gulags for.

Posted by: Flyover at May 07, 2021 02:09 PM (Rbu5d)

469 Joe Mannix, formerly known as Joe Mannix?

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at May 07, 2021 02:10 PM (db9GK)

470 362 Sounds like we need a medieval Pope to preach a crusade against the intersectional woke.
But it the name of inclusivity, we'll let in the Baptists, Pentacostals, Anglicans, Methodists, Presbetyrians and maybe a few snake handlers and speakers of tongues. No Episcopalians or Scientologists. Don't want it getting weird
Posted by: Stacy0311 at May 07, 2021 01:34 PM (GuwCy)

you sure about them?
Posted by: Hedly Lamar at May 07, 2021 01:51 PM (8D42x)
They worked out okay at Rock Ridge

Posted by: Stacy0311 at May 07, 2021 02:10 PM (GuwCy)

471 I read that the birth rate has gone down. Maybe we should pay for lesbians to have in-vitro fertilization. If you watch "chopped", that's what all the lesbians want to do with their winnings.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 02:00 PM (xopIz)

That, and to prove to all other tat-ted up, cropped haired, chunky, croc wearing, pale-faced xis that they too can make it into the ranks of mediocre pseudo-chefs who make can craft a desert out of canned green beans and leftover peeps.

Posted by: LASue at May 07, 2021 02:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

472 454 You know what enables all of this? Electricity. When the electricity goes out, so does the opportunity to engage in frivolity. When the epitome of technology is a mechanical, arm-powered device, those who can, eat, and those who can't, don't eat.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 02:06 PM (KAi1n)


That will be the sequel to "Escape from LA". Come on, John Carpenter, Kurt Russell ain't gettin' any younger....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2021 02:11 PM (PiwSw)

473 Off Pulp Fiction, Samuel L. Jackson sock

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 07, 2021 02:12 PM (VcFUs)

474 National Review sent me a fund request.

But NR didn't see the irony in writing that "every organization that is not explicitly right-wing will, over time, become left-wing."

Hey, folks, get a mirror.

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 07, 2021 02:12 PM (HCeRP)

475 Blessings of Liberty Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2021 02:13 PM (PiwSw)

476 Joe Mannix formerly known as Joe Mannio? Damn autocorrect

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at May 07, 2021 02:14 PM (db9GK)

477 Reynolds doesn't care what happens to the culture as long as he's safe
with tenure, he can vacation and dive in exotic locales and his wife can
have an abortion whenever she wants.

I'm really getting why the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler's crest has the motto "Instapundit delenda est".
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress

This is actually an interesting point. He was all for "trans-humanism" a while back, always linking to Ray Kurzweil (Google), and then he kind of stopped. He has moved more to the Right since, say 2001, but ...he also limits the scope of what is said, and he also allows Charlie Glaser to post there, who is a strong NeverTrumper. But also Sara Hoyt, who is a very consistent conservative.
I think people take a posting link as "approval", when really it is put up to inform.
But yeah, an atheistic trans-humanist.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 07, 2021 02:19 PM (vcOmj)

478 Late to the party, but we have a gender neutral word that we applied to humans and animals back in the day: it.

If you check around, you can still find such gems in old advice books such as "When your baby takes its first step...." and "If it's a boy, you might consider..." Before ultrasound, there was no automatic default to masculine when discussing the unborn baby.

I particularly liked reading articles when researching my family that included the phrase "person of indeterminate sex" to describe poorly-seen criminal leaving the scene.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 07, 2021 02:26 PM (fxCK2)

479 I prefer the term "birthing unit" over "birthing people". It's less offensive.

Posted by: DiesIrae at May 07, 2021 02:56 PM (4nCoC)

480 I would give my birthing chamber her adequate due for birthing me, but the last time I tried to give her birthday greetings both a lawyer I used and I were sent letters threatening a restraining order for saying happy birthday.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2021 03:02 PM (ynpvh)

481 Needless to say I don't do that anymore for her birthday or Mother's day. Sad actually, since despite all her quirks, I always thought of her as a good mother.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2021 03:04 PM (ynpvh)

482 I feel little concern for people living in a fictional reality who refuse to consider the possibility of a differing one.
I also didn't realize cognitive dissonance could be that strong.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 07, 2021 03:13 PM (KATBx)

483 Liberals can be easly ID'd from a distence by their constant whining

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 07, 2021 05:14 PM (FLiOE)

484 The New York Times and the Wokester crowd tell me that a biologically intact male can be a "birthing person" and carry and delivery a baby. Being a fooking idiot I believe them.

Actually I think the only sort of baby sized thing a biologically intact male can "deliver' comes out of the end of his alimenatry canal. It's known as dropping a giant deuce.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 07, 2021 06:44 PM (NVDjf)

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