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Important Dr. Fauci update: pic.twitter.com/xTePKmeOBk
— Tyler Fischer (@TyTheFisch) May 3, 2021
Italian men in uniform rescue a kitten. You’re welcome, ladies. pic.twitter.com/XvrvslhOAR
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) May 6, 2021
Stray cat visits guy’s yard every day — then decides to move in and sleep on the couch 😍 pic.twitter.com/HhTyoSHtlH
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2021 06:06 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: SMH at May 06, 2021 06:06 PM (Fdh9S)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2021 06:07 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2021 06:08 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2021 06:08 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 06, 2021 06:09 PM (MhbK0)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2021 06:09 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2021 06:09 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:11 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 06:11 PM (bDqIh)
Even worse, I missed the Tater thread. sigh.
tuberculoathsome.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2021 06:11 PM (F0YaR)
they are supposedly awesome pets as smart as dogs and as athletic as cats.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:11 PM (Lzpvj)
What's that on the back of the Italic's guys shirts, vaca de cuolo?
Doesn't that mean fuck your ass in italian?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 06:12 PM (flDOf)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2021 06:12 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2021 06:12 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: pookysgirl loves bunnies and kitties at May 06, 2021 06:13 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 06, 2021 06:13 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2021 06:13 PM (Cxk7w)
Allow yourself to live a little, it was part of why I left for the better part of 3 years with the occasional cameo.
I fear we are doomed to lose everything we value at the macro level, so we must seek succor where we can find it.
Not a rebuke, just loving advice to an acquaintance of some years.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:13 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 06, 2021 06:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Doesn't that mean f*** your ass in italian?
Don't care. Guy is awesome.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2021 06:13 PM (v16oJ)
The child's hair grows.
Mengele approves. Don't read this if you have a weak stomach or an especially tender heart.
https://tinyurl.com/55p84uwe
Posted by: lizabth at May 06, 2021 06:13 PM (L3Rsz)
Probably, they know they cheated and they know we know they cheated.
Their judges are partisan as hell, so remember kids Gavin Newsome can sniff out 20% "fraudulent sigs" but you are not allowed to even look.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:14 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 06:14 PM (nbpZs)
lol @ the "stray cat" video:
"One day Boysie didn't come when called...so I decided to build a trap."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 06:14 PM (flDOf)
Posted by: ShainS at May 06, 2021 06:14 PM (yfm9p)
So Fauci can DIAF
Don't take my word for it. Read the article at The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2021 06:15 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2021 06:15 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: kraken
Definitely mixed bag.
Especially outside the big cities.
Inside STL, KC, Springfield, St. Charles? Bad juju.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:15 PM (OCTRt)
Mr. Peanut's snake-bite wound is steadily improving. We still clean and rebandage it every night but there's now new skin over almost all of it. Maybe the Cone of Shame can come off soon. He's such a good, quiet, patient boy and it's sad that he's suffered this and other issues.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 06:15 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:16 PM (0KKyI)
Yea... that's us. The mama cat and her 3 kids. 4 years ago. They're still here. Fucking welfare cats. But they're OUR fucking welfare cats.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2021 06:17 PM (3H9h1)
And I don't get the joke, but that's OK, not my first failure of that sort.
Oh l live plenty - "you call this living??" (Rodney voice), thanks. Joking about being a soulless machine.
Mostly.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2021 06:17 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 06:17 PM (Fc5rx)
Yea... that's us. The mama cat and her 3 kids. 4 years ago. They're still here. Fucking welfare cats. But they're OUR fucking welfare cats.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2021 06:17 PM (3H9h1)
___________
Where's dinner? The service around here....
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 06:18 PM (mht8P)
Probably not, they are mail order Russians after all....
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:18 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: klaftern at May 06, 2021 06:18 PM (RuIsu)
That was a dildo reference btw and not a fat crack. (That last one was the fat crack.)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 06:18 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:19 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2021 06:19 PM (Cxk7w)
It may have been a Shicklegruber reset, and I know you live.
We must focus on little ball and medium ball, because at the big ball level we are getting our doors blown off.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:19 PM (Lzpvj)
Full measure, God. Full measure.
Posted by: lizabth at May 06, 2021 06:19 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 06:20 PM (nbpZs)
We had a thread a few days ago in which we were discussing Hitler's artistic strengths. Because he was unable to connect with people. Again, a joke.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2021 06:20 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: megthered at May 06, 2021 06:20 PM (AdxHD)
"I'm not saying you should wear a mask forever everywhere, but you should wear a mask forever everywhere"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 06:20 PM (L2ZTs)
well you know, Florida.
Going to go to get food without a mask, then go run without a mask.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 06:21 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: f'd at May 06, 2021 06:21 PM (Tnijr)
Pretty sure most of the world (all of it) does not share Kind of the perfect symbolic presentation of today's America - wonder how many men will be competing as women on Team USA?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2021 05:58 PM (OTzUX)
If they're going to be like that, they might as well let wheelchair-racers from the Paralympics compete with runners in marathons. Who cares about competitive edge!
And put athletes without disabilities in the Paralympics, too. I mean, the prize money is going to be equal to the Olympics starting this year; might as well make everything "fair."
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 06, 2021 06:10 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 06, 2021 06:21 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Cat dad at May 06, 2021 06:21 PM (+oR7L)
pep, old enough that "drafting" was a thing in junior high. Loved that class, and like all such practical classes offered/required back then, proved useful in real life (typing, wood shop, metal shop).
___________
One of my brothers was a dyslexic at a time when it wasn't recognized as such. But he had a gift for draftsmanship that was discovered in a high school class. Still at it at 67.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 06:22 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 06:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2021 06:22 PM (2goRJ)
Lizabeth
I can't bring myself to watch it.
iirc - Death to the perpetrators is allowed under the Council of Trent's Catechism concerning the 5th Commandment.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 06:22 PM (Rvt88)
One guy says 'Bravi, ragazzi," which means "Well done, boys"
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2021 06:22 PM (eOTGX)
Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2021 06:22 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: megthered
If that's the case, the staff needs to wear masks year round. To protect other people. Because they're around sickies all day long.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:22 PM (OCTRt)
Not a big fan of his other work, that's for sure.
And I thought one problem is he *did* connect with people - the wrong people, with insane evil s**t, but connect he did, no?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2021 06:23 PM (OTzUX)
They know it is a con, but they also know denying the con will destroy their lives.
I went through I think 5 doctors at the Army Medical Center I go to having never met 3 of them during the cough....
the latest fella is an elderly hispanic guy I almost broke down on when he asked why I put down after years of "fine" on the mental health screening some depression.
"I am sick and tired of being called a racist because I understand economics, history, and risk valuation."
He smiled sympathetically and said he thinks one day we will laugh and call the current era "the good old days."
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:23 PM (Lzpvj)
How in the ever living fuck is it legal to mandate an employee get a vaccine?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 06, 2021 06:23 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 06:23 PM (WnXsl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 06:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
If Carmine has to leave on "business" in the middle of the night, something is getting whacked.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:24 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 06:24 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 06, 2021 06:23 PM (IYHxL)
I guess we'll find out during the lawsuits.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 06, 2021 06:25 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: CppThis at May 06, 2021 06:25 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2021 06:09 PM
Rhomboid, I want to throat-punch teachers like that.
On a happier note, our County Health declared our students only need to quarantine for 10 days if they're part of the Degrees of Covid Bacon. And distancing is now 3 feet instead of 6 feet.
But the vaccinated staff still have to wear masks to "model behavior" to the students.
Needless to say, I'm so happy I could puke.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 06, 2021 06:25 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2021 06:25 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 06, 2021 06:25 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 06:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 06, 2021 06:23 PM (IYHxL)
Employment at will. Now you can appeal for unemployment. These days a state board would probably side with an employer over a required vaccination.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 06:25 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 06:26 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 06:26 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 06:26 PM (I58tH)
Dr. Miguelito Quixote Loveless is a fictional character who appeared as the primary antagonist of ten episodes of the 1960s western action television series The Wild Wild West. He is a brilliant-yet-insane mad scientist born with dwarfism, portrayed by Michael Dunn.
Posted by: f'd at May 06, 2021 06:26 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 06:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 06:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 06, 2021 06:27 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 06, 2021 06:27 PM (IYHxL)
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Pushrims would lose to the elite marathoners, the elites are that fast.
However the handcycle athletes would take every medal at every distance except 100, 200, and 400 meter.
My 70 year old wife is a handcyclist and she did a marathon under 3 hours last year. Boston Qualified when she did it too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 06:28 PM (5p7BC)
Active cases in Brazoria County (pop. 380,000) number 709 as of today's count. They were at 6100 at their peak in January and 2400 when the mask mandate and capacity restrictions ended in March.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 06:28 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Text book definition of mental illness.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:28 PM (OCTRt)
haha
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2021 06:29 PM (eOTGX)
Then it never stops. This is beyond fucked.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 06, 2021 06:29 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 06:29 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 06:29 PM (Fc5rx)
How is it legal for anyone to ask your medical history?
For instance, can your boss ask if you have aids?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 06:29 PM (flDOf)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 06:29 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 06:29 PM (nbpZs)
Doesn't that mean f*** your a** in italian?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 06:12 PM
Do they need some otters in Italy?
Asking for some underemployed relatives.
Posted by: Sea Otters at May 06, 2021 06:30 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:30 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Alarm is sounded: "BOY SCOUTS! BOY SCOUTS!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:30 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:31 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: garrett
Thanks! I just had it stuffed!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 06:29 PM (Rvt8
86 Nice Marmot.
Posted by: garrett
****
Thanks. I just had it stuffed.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 06:29 PM (Fc5rx)
I love this stupid place.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 06, 2021 06:31 PM (xPJvm)
Sounds like you need a cat whisperer. I heard one on George Noury's show but I can't recall her name.
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2021 06:31 PM (DJFLF)
I knew I'd better initiate some weapons-grade hasty typing to beat ole' Muldoon.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 06:32 PM (Rvt88)
Oh, there are some people I'd like to see have to wear masks forever.
C-suite guys
HR
DMV employees
Celebs
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 06:32 PM (mht8P)
Thanks, I know.
The problem is I spent my formative years actively being as egalitarian as I can.
The "race warz" really does cause me emotional and psychological disequlibrium.
We are all people, and there is no "black economics, white economics, straight economics, gay economics" there is "economics."
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:32 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 06, 2021 06:23 PM (IYHxL)
My bff works in health care. She had to get the damned flu vaccine every year despite inevitably ending up in the ER aka "downstairs." She had a file about 3 inches thick documenting this. She's an admin, not a nurse.
FINALLY she was able to refuse it and just wear a mask (ironically, a year before the WuFlu). Her excuse? Religious exemption, thanks to a friend-of-a-friend lawyer and the face she's never let anyone know that she's Catholic. (A real anti-Catholic area.)
Now Biden's scumbucket administration is going after religious exemptions.
And so it goes.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 06, 2021 06:32 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 06, 2021 06:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 06:25 PM (lmikk)
Eh, these days you just tick the 'COVID related' box on the unemployment benefit application and you're making just about as much as you did in your former job.
This Is Fine(tm)
Posted by: CppThis at May 06, 2021 06:32 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2021 06:09 PM (OTzUX)
*HEH*
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 06:32 PM (DXFDM)
How is it legal for anyone to ask your medical history?
For instance, can your boss ask if you have aids?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 06:29 PM (flDOf)
I should think that, were you asked if you had taken the vaccine, your response should be to ask your employer if they have AIDS. If that offends them, then hand them the HIPPA sheet and move on.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 06, 2021 06:32 PM (okGHj)
How is it legal for anyone to ask your medical history?
For instance, can your boss ask if you have aids?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 06:29 PM (flDOf)
Only if you can ask him if he is a catamite..
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:32 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Ben Had
Which is damn tough to do for a lass of 29.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 06:33 PM (Rvt88)
they are supposedly awesome pets as smart as dogs and as athletic as cats.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:11 PM (Lzpvj)
They look insanely hyper and possibly very destructive if their needs aren't met. Think I would pass.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 06:33 PM (DXFDM)
In a sane nation of laws they cannot. You have one, because it is not here. The people responsible for ruling on law are happily indulging every partisan tyrannical impulse they have.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:33 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ben Had
*fistbump.
I'm sure I will. I guess you could call it a hybrid. Wife found a 3/2/2 floor plan that she likes. We will do the outside walls and roof in metal. Concrete slab.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:34 PM (OCTRt)
Did you go to summer camp with Yosemite Sam's daughter??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 06:34 PM (flDOf)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 06, 2021 06:29 PM (IYHxL)
Yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 06:34 PM (lmikk)
>One fine morning I woke up, went from the bunkhouse to the outhouse and there was a rattlesnake there to greet me. I didn't need no Sears and Roebuck that day!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2021 06:34 PM (2goRJ)
but enough about children....
No, the actual domesticated foxes are no worse than semi-domesticated raccoons....
yes they are frisky, and they are a handful I regaled my son with stories of Houdini the 10077 family pet raccoon when his mother was deployed.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:35 PM (Lzpvj)
https://tinyurl.com/55p84uwe
Posted by: lizabth at May 06, 2021 06:13 PM (L3Rsz)
Planned Parenthood been berry, berry good to me.
Posted by: Malignant Dwarf Physician at May 06, 2021 06:35 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 06, 2021 06:35 PM (sWM8x)
Cheaper than buying them a house!
Posted by: Two wild and crazy guys at May 06, 2021 06:35 PM (Tnijr)
I have lived in my barn for 40 years now.
Posted by: Ben Had
_________
We now know how Ben Had answers the age-old parental question, "Hey, where do you think you're living, in a barn?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 06:36 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cat dad at May 06, 2021 06:21 PM
It's because you're "Cat dad." The cat knows this and is waiting for you to get rid of the boy. It's time to face the truth and just take the boy to the orphanage.
Of course, Boy Mom may object.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 06, 2021 06:36 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 06:36 PM (Kz4zA)
Your cat will give the cat whisperer more credence, if said cat whisperer will first yakk up a hairball to open the conversation.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2021 06:37 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Tonypete
*****
I stopped to italicize. Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 06:37 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 06:24 PM
Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: The cow, who's outstanding in her field at May 06, 2021 06:37 PM (DMUuz)
Yes the "law" says as much, "the rulings" say otherwise....
for real fun compare the lethality margins of HIV which Faultless Fauci said "was not that big a deal" with CUOMO19
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:37 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 06:25 PM (lmikk)
Eh, these days you just tick the 'COVID related' box on the unemployment benefit application and you're making just about as much as you did in your former job.
This Is Fine(tm)
Posted by: CppThis
Don't try that in Texas. Someone filed UI fraudulently in my name. My company set TWC straight, but in the ensuing time, the paperwork I received said I qualified for only 13 weeks of UI.
I have not been without a paying job since I was 15.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:37 PM (OCTRt)
Not a great Porn Name.
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 06:36 PM (Kz4zA)
Quik-crete Redimix?
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:37 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Cement Hunk at May 06, 2021 06:38 PM (Tnijr)
Pappy10077 cry laughing maniacally....
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:38 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 06:38 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:14 PM (Lzpvj)
Right-o, old chap! You turning away 200 ballots registered from the same address that's an empty lot is Jim Crow x1000, but Gov. Helmet Hair has the ability to suss out that because you didn't dot the 'i' in your signature, that you're a Fake Voter.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 06:38 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Ben Had
_________
We now know how Ben Had answers the age-old parental question, "Hey, where do you think you're living, in a barn?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Shit the damn door!
BH: No!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:39 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 06, 2021 06:39 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:39 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 06:39 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2021 06:39 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 06, 2021 06:40 PM (5HBd1)
"I am sick and tired of being called a racist because I understand economics, history, and risk valuation."
Meet Bishop Garrison: The Pentagon's Hatchet Man in Charge of Purging MAGA Patriots and Installing Race Theory in The Military
https://tinyurl.com/5dt5ae82
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2021 06:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 06:41 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:41 PM (0KKyI)
We have met through a couple of his goodwill ambassadors, I am already leaving.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 06:41 PM (Lzpvj)
Just soak the lintels in CharlieBrown'sDildoOil.
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 06:42 PM (OlG6m)
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:42 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Ben Had
Will do. Wife found a custom builder out here. He does about 7 homes a year for the last twenty years.
He's currently building a brick home for one of the neighbors who lost their home to a tornado. Nailed that sucker.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:43 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2021 06:44 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Shit the damn door!
BH: No!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:39 PM (OCTRt)
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Barns and outhouses! You've crossed the streams!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 06, 2021 06:44 PM (CAJOC)
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Lintels are good candidates for sous vide, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 06, 2021 06:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:45 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 06:46 PM (nbpZs)
Got Her Majesty, Delilah and Val off to Midland for shows this weekend. They're back for a week, then go off (with Miss Dot) on an anabasis that takes them to shows in Benton, AR, Wilmington, OH, Cincinnati, Bloomington, IN and Gray Summit, MO. Back for three days, then traveling to Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 06:46 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: kraken
I know I've put on some extra Covid weight, but damn.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:46 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 06:47 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 06:47 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I hope they get frequent flier miles.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:48 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 06:47 PM (I58tH)
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His name wasn't Wilbur, by chance?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 06, 2021 06:48 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Ed mumbled a lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:49 PM (OCTRt)
I hope they get frequent flier miles.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:48 PM (OCTRt)
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An RV, but the trip to Westminster will be by car.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 06:49 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 06:50 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:50 PM (0KKyI)
Darn, Gray Summit is the other side of the state. I would go if it was closer!
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 06, 2021 06:50 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
All joshing aside, I hope they win and win big!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:50 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 06, 2021 06:51 PM (nxdel)
Kraken, 14 horses in the main barn provide a lot of insulation.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 06:50 PM (nbpZs)
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During the February freeze, with 10 dogs in the kennel it never got below 45.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 06:51 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: JROD at May 06, 2021 06:51 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
All joshing aside, I hope they win and win big!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 06:50 PM (OCTRt)
Are they Corgis, I wonder?
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:52 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 06, 2021 06:54 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: JROD at May 06, 2021 06:51 PM (0jZnq)
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That's why he never posts videos of hobos.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 06, 2021 06:54 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2021 06:54 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: JT at May 06, 2021 06:55 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: zombie Buckwheat at May 06, 2021 06:55 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 06:55 PM (nbpZs)
Are they Corgis, I wonder?
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:52 PM (0KKyI)
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http://soyaraborzoi.com/Delilah.htm
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 06:55 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 06:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 06:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:55 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: c.i.a. tranny at May 06, 2021 06:56 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:55 PM
Chipmunks, like the one in my crawlspace that I'm going to eradicate.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 06, 2021 06:56 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 06:57 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: Mookie at May 06, 2021 06:58 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 06:58 PM (UHVv4)
Are they Corgis, I wonder?
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:52 PM (0KKyI)
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http://soyaraborzoi.com/Delilah.htm
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 06:55 PM (mht8P)
Ahhhh... Beautiful dog... definitely Not a Corgi.. I love dogs... but now dogless...
Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 06:58 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: MiddleBunny at May 06, 2021 06:59 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2021 07:00 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:03 PM (nbpZs)
You all have a wonderful evening
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2021 07:04 PM (Cxk7w)
And grandmom added: Jada was envolved in a sexual experiment.
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2021 07:04 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 07:04 PM (I58tH)
The way I see it he sold his business that is on the decline. He's not a politician. Sportsball crossed the woke rubicon a few years ago. It only continues because people on the Right still support it.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 07:04 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:06 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: f'd at May 06, 2021 07:07 PM (Tnijr)
Oh, I just saw a banner -- there's something about "Black Coalition" on it though a couple of guys have taken off their masks to talk to each other now the meeting is over.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 07:08 PM (UHVv4)
Saturday morning, we're busy tearing it off. Seemed my friend got bad directions,wrong barn, wrong farm. The owner was pretty pissed at first, but admitted it was coming down anyway so we skated.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:09 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 07:12 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:12 PM (nbpZs)
I know the site gets alot of revenue from gambling site ads. That seems to be the only growth area in sports now. But the stories on Outkick were reliably anti-woke. Refreshingly so. It's too bad that will now go away.
Posted by: Mookie at May 06, 2021 07:12 PM (u+Y3T)
Ben Had, Mr. Finn is a fine boy but somewhere along the line he lost his self-confidence. The second problem is that the quality of his litter is so deep that Dan, Dot and Delilah are ahead of him to be specials.
However, Finn is as fast as a Democrat grabbing a bribe. With some conditioning, he would make a good coursing dog. In which case I might be taking him to field trials in your neck of the woods.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 07:13 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mookie at May 06, 2021 07:15 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:15 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:16 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2021 07:16 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Ben Had
Spray in expanding foam.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:17 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2021 07:18 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2021 07:18 PM (4UrI6)
Football team will abuse her. I see only a tiny yacht in her life.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 06, 2021 07:19 PM (o89XP)
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2021 07:04 PM (DJFLF)
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Always thought Will lived on the sane side of life.
WRONG.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 07:21 PM (kh8w4)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:22 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2021 06:08 PM (Cxk7w)
He's gone where the goblins go,
below, below, below...
Posted by: Homo Viator at May 06, 2021 07:23 PM (u9h5+)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 07:23 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ben Had
Wife is at work. I'm splitting it with the dog.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:23 PM (OCTRt)
WRONG.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 07:21 PM (kh8w4)
Jada claimed it occurred before she met him, when she was in her early 20s. But still, to reveal that in front of your minor child is just...
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2021 07:24 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 07:25 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: havelhavolim at May 06, 2021 07:26 PM (fLpTX)
That is why they are getting rid of millions of shares in their companies.
I Believe it.
Short 15 minute explanation.
THE RICH ARE PREPARING, THEY KNOW, BITCOIN & GOLD COUNTERS THE CENTRAL BANK
X22 Report
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 06, 2021 07:26 PM (EAA/O)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:26 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:27 PM (nbpZs)
Why don't they learn how to spell.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 07:28 PM (kh8w4)
World's greatest female powerlifter has a penis and lived as a man for 35 years. Now in her forties she will compete against women half her age in the Tokyo Olympics.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2021 07:28 PM (OssQ4)
Not enough bread for sammiches. Two packages of hamburger buns. Two dozen eggs. Mmmmmmm. Fried egg sammiches. Haven't had a fried egg sammich in 30 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:28 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2021 07:29 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 07:29 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: There and Back Again at May 06, 2021 07:29 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: Mookie at May 06, 2021 07:15 PM (u+Y3T)
Sounds like a great way to be sued by the new owners, end up broke, and not be all that great.
Posted by: Sjg at May 06, 2021 07:30 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 06, 2021 07:30 PM (h/d01)
Andy, I love that show. Is there a 3rd season. I forget if its netflix or amazon. (I steal from the kids for both with permission.)
Posted by: Infidel at May 06, 2021 07:30 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 07:31 PM (+Tr02)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:32 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2021 07:28 PM (OssQ4)
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All of them ought to be kidnapped and made to live together.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 07:33 PM (kh8w4)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:34 PM (OCTRt)
*
Seriously, guys, there's no difference in the physical structure of men and women after a couple of months of hormone injections.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 06, 2021 07:35 PM (h/d01)
Posted by: Ben Had
We not doing phrasing anymore?
Posted by: rickb223
Oh, hell. Ben Had said kitties.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:35 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
How low of an opinion must one have of themselves in order to compete in a class of athletes that are much weaker due to sexual differences so that they can win?
I see cats and a solitary birthday 'party' some day where he celebrates over a cupcake.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 07:35 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: KT at May 06, 2021 07:36 PM (BVQ+1)
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Made some extra change on that stock... memories.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 07:36 PM (kh8w4)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 06, 2021 07:37 PM (z8tEv)
Big rodents. Groundhogs are one species of marmot.
Alaska has "Marmot Day" because we don't have groundhogs here, but do have some other species of marmot, including the hoary marmot. No slut-shaming, now!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 07:38 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: KT at May 06, 2021 07:36 PM (BVQ+1)
we Italians become emotional and very expressive over good food.
*Where's Tonypete?*
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2021 07:38 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 07:38 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:39 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 07:40 PM (JZT2F)
https://tinyurl.com/5dt5ae82
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2021 06:40 PM (63Dwl)
Based on the purge, the military is doomed in any conflict.
Posted by: clutch at May 06, 2021 07:40 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: rickb223
I would like to know who started the rumor that anyone ever did any phrasing around here. Whoever it was deserves an ^%&%%^ kicking.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 06, 2021 07:40 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 07:41 PM (kh8w4)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:39 PM (nbpZs)
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This is going into everyone's permanent record!!
Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2021 07:41 PM (4UrI6)
It's so damn bizarre that people celebrate what they've done to their kids.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 06, 2021 07:41 PM (h/d01)
https://tinyurl.com/5dt5ae82
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2021 06:40 PM (63Dwl)
Based on the purge, the military is doomed in any conflict.
Posted by: clutch
Depending on size, there'd be a draft. At which point, poofters and remf's would get fragged and the old salts would kick ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:42 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: clutch at May 06, 2021 07:40 PM (9UmRs)
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Or quick changes in command structure.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 07:42 PM (kh8w4)
Posted by: Only Context at May 06, 2021 07:42 PM (xEIoY)
I only found it a month or so ago when my cable provider had a weeklong preview of a channel called Makeful that had it on. Once the preview ended I got a new channel called BBC First (not that BBC, morons!) to replace a BBC channel the provider had unilaterally decided to delist from my options and luckily it carried it too although cut into half-hour episodes. So I've only seen probably one season of shows, myself!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 07:42 PM (UHVv4)
Imagine how surprised they are when they find out that 120-pound chartreuse-haired androgynous objects who wear skinny jeans and go by "xim" aren't actually big NASCAR fans.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 07:43 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 06, 2021 07:43 PM (SchxB)
*Where's Tonypete?*
Posted by: kallisto
Sorry - I was weeping over the memory of some heavenly gabbagool.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 07:43 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 07:43 PM (Rvt8
I was at Whole Foods today and asked the kid behind the fish counter if they ever get real anchovies.
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2021 07:46 PM (DJFLF)
"Yes, Comcast Customer Service? I have a complaint. I subscribed to your BBC bundle and all I'm getting is David Attenborough documentaries and reruns of Father Ted. Not what I expected."
Posted by: Gaylord Obama at May 06, 2021 07:46 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:46 PM (nbpZs)
Perhaps, but the sad thing is, this is exactly what happens with every corporate buyout. Yet the sellers have the balls to tell their employees how wonderful it will be.
Posted by: Mookie at May 06, 2021 07:47 PM (u+Y3T)
Wait, are we talking little kittens or big ol' kitties?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 06, 2021 07:43 PM (SchxB)
Yeah.
I had to read that twice.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 07:48 PM (axyOa)
Lowes sells standard glass and some specialty glasses. They'll even cut it to size for you.
Posted by: Gaylord Obama at May 06, 2021 07:48 PM (JZT2F)
*Where's Tonypete?*
Posted by: kallisto
Sorry - I was weeping over the memory of some heavenly gabbagool.
Posted by: Tonypete
I'm not, but I should be Italian. We go to one of those Brazilian steak houses, the churrasco all you can eat. On their salad bar is some of the best prosciutto I've ever had. I'll eat 15 or 20 pieces before dinner.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:48 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: clutch at May 06, 2021 07:40 PM (9UmRs)
Just send the tranny and Grrrl-power units in the first wave and let nature take its course.
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at May 06, 2021 07:49 PM (0Uf+z)
Posted by: Y5 at May 06, 2021 07:49 PM (egOrV)
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Ha! Yep. That's the plan.
OK, I'm going to bundle up and head outside with a cigar and my satellite viewer app. Back later!
Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2021 07:49 PM (4UrI6)
I guess it depends where those missiles land.
Posted by: clutch at May 06, 2021 07:50 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: clutch
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Woke or Ready.
No 'and' with this.
Posted by: SMH at May 06, 2021 07:50 PM (Fdh9S)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2021 07:50 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2021 07:41 PM (4UrI6)
And just like that I was thrown back $);&@$" years and I'm sitting in Mrs Elliot's English class.
I may not sleep for several days now.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 07:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:48 PM (OCTRt)
omg
mom used to serve it as antipasto, wrapped around a breadstick
some people served prosciutto very thinly sliced with honeydew melon
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2021 07:50 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Only Context at May 06, 2021 07:51 PM (xEIoY)
Dr. Fauci is dumb, ugly and he brings a determined grin to my face to punch him and slap his momma again and again.
But first, both will blow me.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2021 07:51 PM (R/m4+)
I guess it depends where those missiles land.
Posted by: clutch
Half the country would out France France.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:51 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:52 PM (nbpZs)
*******
I knew this to be the case after doing a food taste test with a friend who was from Wisconsin where evidently they are forbidden to express any real emotions.
He tastes a steak and says, this is delightful.
I taste it and say HOOOOLY SHEEIIT THIS IS ONE TASTY MOTHERFUCKA STEAK WOOOOO FUCK MAN I GOT CHILLS
And then he just looks at me like I lost my mind. What I say?
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 06, 2021 07:52 PM (hx/QD)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 06, 2021 07:52 PM (h/d01)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 07:53 PM (I58tH)
some people served prosciutto very thinly sliced with honeydew melon
Posted by: kallisto
That's the only way I can afford it.
Same with the smoked salmon at the all you can eat sushi restaurant.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:53 PM (OCTRt)
And it was just the one channel and not a whole package of stuff that I liked watching too!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 07:53 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:51 PM
Drop the rifle and run, or slaughter vendees?
Posted by: clutch at May 06, 2021 07:53 PM (9UmRs)
DB Cooper just sent me some amazing cigars.
#soon
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2021 07:50 PM (U2p+3)
WHOOAAHH!!!
I want in!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 07:53 PM (axyOa)
Really? I would have figured their offerings were standardized across the entire chain.
Posted by: Gaylord Obama at May 06, 2021 07:54 PM (JZT2F)
There would be a run on hand sanitizer, bottled water, milk, eggs, and toilet paper.
Then Fauci would tell everyone that wearing three masks will protect them from nuclear fallout.
A month later a new mRNA vaccine will come out that defends against the new mutant CoViD strain that arose from the bombardment.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 06, 2021 07:54 PM (anS4/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 07:54 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2021 07:50 PM (DJFLF)
They still do, but if you really want it to taste good, you put a balsamic glaze on top...and really, it's better with cantaloupe than honeydew in that prep (and it's the only way I eat cantaloupe)
Posted by: Nova local at May 06, 2021 07:55 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2021 06:40 PM (63Dwl)
Based on the purge, the military is doomed in any conflict.
Posted by: clutch
Depending on size, there'd be a draft. At which point, poofters and remf's would get fragged and the old salts would kick ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:42 PM (OCTRt)
Because Political Officers worked out SOOOOOOO well for the Soviet Union.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2021 07:55 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 07:55 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:51 PM
Drop the rifle and run, or slaughter vendees?
Posted by: clutch
Never fired. Only dropped once.
Remember Antifa has not learned the difference between cover and concealment. They still think their plastic half barrel shields with stop shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 07:56 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 07:56 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 07:56 PM (nbpZs)
mom used to serve it as antipasto, wrapped around a breadstick
some people served prosciutto very thinly sliced with honeydew melon
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2021 07:50 PM (DJFLF)
Yup....I had a Polish girlfriend many years ago who did that. She used to be a stewardess with Eastern.
After each bite, a shot of vodka.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2021 07:56 PM (R/m4+)
**********
I fear this has not been far from the truth.
Posted by: Super Hetero Time Traveler from the Year 2030 at May 06, 2021 07:56 PM (hx/QD)
Not with "President" VeggieTales and the Obama Leftovers running things.
Posted by: Mookie at May 06, 2021 07:57 PM (u+Y3T)
Being that there is neither a US nor is there anything that can technically defined as "government" and given that the oligarchy and Party members are already vassals of China, and the Democrat Party Military is already lead by pro China influences, its likely the attack may be originated by the Democrat Party Military.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 06, 2021 07:57 PM (mTlVG)
Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2021 07:41 PM (4UrI6)
And just like that I was thrown back $);&@$" years and I'm sitting in Mrs Elliot's English class.
I may not sleep for several days now.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 07:50 PM (axyOa)
4th Grade. Fanny Ethel Freeman.... Battleaxe.
/shudder
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2021 07:57 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: SMH at May 06, 2021 07:58 PM (Fdh9S)
Pay up first, mister!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2021 07:59 PM (U2p+3)
Been going on for a long time.
"I see, Mr. Hornblower. And exactly how DID Captain Sawyer come to fall down the hatchway?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:00 PM (JZT2F)
I'm good for it.
I've tried twice to pay up and you Dawgs are a no show. But I'll try again.
But I do have a couple H Uppmans to add to the mix.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 08:00 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2021 08:00 PM (U2p+3)
Thank you. Mine is acting up. Kidlet is sending me the pass.
Posted by: Infidel at May 06, 2021 08:01 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: rickb223
omg
mom used to serve it as antipasto, wrapped around a breadstick
some people served prosciutto very thinly sliced with honeydew melon
Posted by: kallisto
Kallisto! Another paisan! Yeah Nonna would serve it with melon.
There is only one Italian grocery in town now - the only excellent meat counter in the city. After years of badgering, the owner is finally opening up a expanded new store much closer to me. At the old store, you'd have to take a number to get a butcher to wait on you. You could barely get into the place before Christmas. You could easily wait 45 minutes to get waited on.
My prayers have been answered.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 08:01 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Mookie at May 06, 2021 08:01 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 06, 2021 08:03 PM (h/d01)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 08:03 PM (2JVJo)
The tranny corps fantasize about being captured by rough, young and virile men who will continually brutally rape them in many disgusting and exciting ways.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 06, 2021 08:03 PM (9+XKm)
Posted by: Ben Had
My kind of woman! Mudagons just don't understand.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 08:03 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 08:04 PM (nbpZs)
I guess it depends where those missiles land.
Posted by: clutch at May 06, 2021 07:50 PM (9UmRs)
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Yup, we're in uncharted waters.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 08:05 PM (kh8w4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 06, 2021 08:05 PM (h/d01)
well you know, Florida.
Going to go to get food without a mask, then go run without a mask.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 06:21 PM (5p7BC)
Show off...
Posted by: Der Bingle at May 06, 2021 08:05 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 06, 2021 08:06 PM (hx/QD)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 06, 2021 08:06 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 08:06 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: zmdavid at May 06, 2021 08:07 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 08:07 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 06, 2021 08:08 PM (h/d01)
I forgot and left my sock on all day, is this dangerous?
Do I need a vaccination?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 06, 2021 08:08 PM (BgMrQ)
The rot was in the pre-war run-up. Yes, some fought very well. They needed smarter fighters, better organization, and the right leaders in charge. Alas. A few changes, and the Germans lose every time in the relevant wargames.
See To Lose a Battle:France 1940, by Alister Horne.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 08:09 PM (u82oZ)
Makes one sort of conflicted with Trump improving the VA so much that Trannies are now confident that they will receive satisfactory life-long treatment
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 06, 2021 08:09 PM (qD0tM)
I forgot and left my sock on all day, is this dangerous?
Do I need a vaccination?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 06, 2021 08:08 PM (BgMrQ)
The only hope at this point is amputation.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 08:10 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 06, 2021 08:06 PM (hx/QD)
The one thing I remember about the Frogs was they had wine with their rations.
A liter or so........which was a nice touch.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2021 08:10 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 06, 2021 08:08 PM (h/d01)
That's very good!
***golf clap***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 06, 2021 08:10 PM (BgMrQ)
I forgot and left my sock on all day, is this dangerous?
Do I need a vaccination?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
No. Just say two Our Father and three Hail Marys and buy a round for the HQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 08:10 PM (OCTRt)
Do I need a vaccination?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 06, 2021 08:08 PM (BgMrQ)
How crusty is it?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 06, 2021 08:10 PM (qD0tM)
The VA will drop the ball. Guaranteed. The VA has some deep areas of competence, but a narrow range. I expect them to do poorly in support of maintaining live trannies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 08:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 08:12 PM (V13WU)
@Breaking911 4m
BREAKING: Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms will not seek re-election & she has reportedly accepted a position with @Walgreens - WSBTV
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2021 08:12 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 06, 2021 08:10 PM (qD0tM)
Not a jerk sock.
Though Der Bingel was a bit of a jerk from what I've read.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 06, 2021 08:13 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 08:13 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 06, 2021 08:13 PM (TYK6D)
I forgot and left my sock on all day, is this dangerous?
Do I need a vaccination?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 06, 2021 08:08 PM (BgMrQ
Do you have peroxide? Any baking soda and a toothbrush?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2021 08:14 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 08:14 PM (nbpZs)
After which, most all of the poofter admin would be settling into their new digs at Ft. Leavenworth and Gitmo, or enjoying a series of inaugural flights on Aero Pinochet.
"The Adults Taking Charge" would be a painting hung next to Washington Crossing the Delaware.
Hey, a Moron can dream, right?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2021 08:14 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 06, 2021 08:14 PM (TYK6D)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 08:12 PM (V13WU)
Communist with a ladle full of sodomy.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 06, 2021 08:16 PM (9+XKm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
She'll need extensive training. She's under qualified at the moment.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 08:16 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 06, 2021 08:16 PM (nxdel)
Was it a white sock? You might be racist.
Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2021 08:17 PM (pnSY9)
It would be an awesome troll to get into a public Zoom session from Case Western Reserve University and suggest that they change the name of their sports teams to that. Maybe by suggesting that the name would hark back to their origins as an engineering school, back in the Age of Steam.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:17 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 08:18 PM (I58tH)
How many of the Democrat Party Military troops that defend the DC encampment against Americans would go weapons free?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 06, 2021 08:18 PM (SpIgF)
Yes. Same as its always been.
In the organometallic synthesis group I was once in, one of my group duties was to maintain our solvent stills with various water and air free solvents.
I set all three up in a pleasing, esthetic way. I tried to get my major professor to let me send off a grant to the National Endowment for the Humanities, instead of NSF or AC. For a 3 Still Life. He said no so fast!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 08:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 08:18 PM (nbpZs)
He wasn't a good parent to his first children, though apparently better during his second marriage. And he never really trusted anyone outside of his immediate family, gaining a reputation as a cold, impersonal fellow whom you could never get to know.
Perhaps the last word should be left to Bob Hope, who, after Crosby's death and while looking at clips of the crooner, said, "I always hated Bing. He was a son of a bitch."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 08:19 PM (2JVJo)
-I have been scouting out keto stuff before I take another run at it (food variety was one of the reasons I fell off the wagon last time, snacks especially.)
-sadly, these are horrible. Hard as a rock. Dry as the Sahara. Flavorless as a stage 4 marvel movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:19 PM (lmikk)
As a product demonstrator for Fleet enemas?
Lance Bottoms would be the perfect name for that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:20 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 06, 2021 08:20 PM (nxdel)
Ben Had, have you heard anything from your friend?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 08:20 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
When Not Too Smart University (NTSU North Texas State U) was looking to change their name, the winning name turned out to be UNT. University of North Texas.
I proffered Community University of North Texas.
Didn't win.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 08:20 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: zmdavid at May 06, 2021 08:20 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 06, 2021 08:21 PM (nxdel)
JUST IN: CNN's Anderson Cooper sets the record for the lowest guest host ratings in the history of 'Jeopardy!'
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2021 08:23 PM (cF8AT)
And in today's mask adventures I went out to a dinner at a diner. There were two elderly ladies who come in after me and they sat at booth across from me. They were having a very interesting conversation about art and were obviously not stupid women. However, one of them said to the waitress, "There was a man who come in not wearing not a mask. He should have worn a mask. Everybody should be wearing a mask until they sit at a booth. You need to tell him.". So, I guess the germs were going to travel from the unmasked man who was sitting at a booth and hit the frightened women who were about six booths away from him on the other side. I have decided that for some elderly people talking about masks is equivalent to talking about all their aches and pains.
Then a went to a town hall with Jeff Grant who's running for the NJ state Senate for my district and the good looking Hirsch Singh who is running Governor of N.J.. That he's good looking is NOT the reason I'm voting for him.
He's a conservative. Well, anyway of the about forty people only about three were wearing masks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2021 08:23 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 08:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: zmdavid at May 06, 2021 08:20 PM (xqRaG)
SupeRX > Walgreens
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2021 08:23 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2021 08:23 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2021 08:23 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 06, 2021 08:21 PM (nxdel)
Oh, good! I hope you enjoy it!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 08:24 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2021 08:23 PM (OssQ4)
That was an amazing video.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:24 PM (lmikk)
JUST IN: CNN's Anderson Cooper sets the record for the lowest guest host ratings in the history of 'Jeopardy!'
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2021 08:23 PM (cF8AT
Maybe Tater can have him guest host his show.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2021 08:24 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2021 08:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2021 08:23 PM (OssQ4)
That was an amazing video.
I also wonder how 'diverse' the engineers behind that plan and execution were.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:25 PM (lmikk)
Imagine, if you will, the fustercluck of thousands of soldiers, long neglected at their posts, underfed, underappreciated and undermotivated, either having to line up to draw an ammo issue, or rally 'round the circulating deuce n' a half, to offload the same. Standard daily load of what, 280 rounds, on stripper clips. Those magazines you've seen in their pouches have been empty, all this time. Sure, they'll have plenty of time to charge mags before Teh Horde descends onto their positions. But they'll have had plenty of time to think, too.
A post-carrier sinking enraged Horde would not be showing up lightly equipped, this time around. Can I predict an outcome? Nope. But I do know what side would have the advantage of motivation and morale.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2021 08:25 PM (QzJWU)
My prayers have been answered.
Posted by: Tonypete
Carfagna's?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 06, 2021 08:25 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 08:25 PM (nbpZs)
Those ladies were not wrong about the spread of COVID-19 Wuhan by an HVAC system. It would go everywhere, according to a recent MIT study.
But the amount of virus would likely be too low to get them sick. But we have never been told what the viral loading factor needed to get sick is.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
There used to be a Tustin Institute of Technology. They had fun with it, as I recall, selling all kinds of TIT merchandise.
I think it was a semi-trade school, like DeVry.
(does web search) It still exists, but is now called the "Equipment Reliability Institute". Boring!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:27 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
She'll need extensive training. She's under qualified at the moment.
Posted by: rickb223
Drugtesting?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 06, 2021 08:27 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 06, 2021 08:28 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:28 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I buy all the Ratio Keto Friendly vanilla yoghurt I can find. That stuff is pretty good. But yeah, the bar is no bueno.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 08:29 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 08:25 PM (nbpZs)
Thank you, dear lady. I hate being "that guy," but I would like to know, even if it's a "no, thanks."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 08:29 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Look for an old black and white Government documentary on YouTube about how they built the Hoover Dam. Such an amazing film, makes you realize just how amazing America has been, and can be. "We can't do that" wasn't in our vocabulary.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2021 08:29 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: klaftern at May 06, 2021 08:29 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 08:29 PM (Rvt8
I'll keep an eye out for the yogurt. Thanks man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:30 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 08:30 PM (V13WU)
Well, there is a baptism at my church on Sunday. I am not going to tell to people there that they must wear masks, and if I get raided by the police...oh well.
Also, the ladies who spent a lot of time talking about COVID said they had both gotten their shots, so why the need for them to be all masked up?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2021 08:31 PM (k39e/)
Based on the discrepancy in voting totals of real qualified American votes in 2020, we are lions led by donkeys.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 08:31 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
Oh yeah - can't wait for the new store to open. Dino says it should be terrific and about 4x the size of the old one.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 08:31 PM (Rvt88)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086197/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 06, 2021 08:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2021 08:29 PM (OssQ4)
Somewhere, 'Project Orion' is whispered.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:31 PM (lmikk)
Gonna be a lot of folks getting cataracts soon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2021 08:32 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 06, 2021 08:32 PM (RJCvt)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 08:32 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2021 08:32 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Store Announcer at May 06, 2021 08:32 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 06, 2021 08:32 PM (nxdel)
You will be fine. The heat and UV has made viruses scarce. And a baptism has young, strong individuals involved. Including you.
Those mis-educated biddies do not understand science.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 08:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade
Privacy guaranteed. Except for Covid.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 08:33 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: dreamy james comey at May 06, 2021 08:33 PM (5ZH7W)
https://tinyurl.com/5a5cmxfy
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 06, 2021 08:33 PM (+wq7e)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 06, 2021 08:33 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 08:34 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: keena at May 06, 2021 08:35 PM (RiTnx)
I'm guessing that will be the end of that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)
Maybe they wanted an imaginary number for their street address.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:35 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2021 08:32 PM (v16oJ)
Distract him with a pic-a-nic basket.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 08:36 PM (2JVJo)
LOL, Salty. O.K. Where do I sent the $25.00 bucks for those compliments?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2021 08:36 PM (k39e/)
Around these parts we call that "Trash Day".
I swear those bastards know when Trash Day is in specific parts of the city.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:37 PM (JZT2F)
Update: the bird feeder is no more, and the iron pole on which it stood is now horizontal.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2021 08:37 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2021 08:31 PM (k39e/)
I'm convinced that far too many people have a child-like understanding of the world around them. Life, to them, is a series of univariant equations with binary results.
Thus when the topic of vaccine comes up, they are excited as if meeting the LORD in person and truly believe that the vaccine is 100% effective talisman against the Wuhan Death Miasma. (Vaccine = Safe)
Then they spot the free man without the muzzle. Since there can only be one variable, the vaccine is replaced with Mask, and the Mask is 100% effective talisman against the WDM. (Mask = Safe)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 06, 2021 08:37 PM (7OQt9)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 08:34 PM (nbpZs)
Well, you were very kind to offer in the first place and I appreciate it, regardless. We will see what happens.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 08:37 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: klaftern at May 06, 2021 08:29 PM (RuIsu)
71 years.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2021 08:38 PM (R/m4+)
Plan B, perhaps?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2021 08:38 PM (QzJWU)
Update: the bird feeder is no more, and the iron pole on which it stood is now horizontal.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2021 08:37 PM (v16oJ
Have you tried scolding the bear?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)
Alabama house passes medical marijuana bill. Now off to the senate and then the governor.
Gonna be a lot of folks getting cataracts soon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Migraine works in Florida.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2021 08:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 06, 2021 08:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
Fun movie, but did Gus Grissom dirty. Can't stand that part of it.
Posted by: Sjg at May 06, 2021 08:39 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Jim
The thing is, though, the reserves would be instantly stood up. And a good portion of the retireds and reserve would join up out of a sense of duty and honor despite the current dis-administration.
Also, China's not going to attack the US mainland. They want Taiwan and all of the other Asiatic countries to bend the knee. And BiteMe isn't going to stop them.
If anyone's going to attack us, it's going to be an agent of Iran smuggling A Very Bad Thing into the US and set it off.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2021 08:40 PM (nI1Kq)
We are cult of credential magic thinking cargo cultist economic thinking monstrosity.
(Un)happy with that?
Thank a teacher.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 08:40 PM (Lzpvj)
Truth.
I want to send you a letter, with some funding for your mission, and a bit to Jessie. You are the beloved blog pastor, and some of us (well me) need some serious praying over.
But I am having a tad bit of difficulty finding the time to write. Got a lot going on, these days. But soon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 08:40 PM (u82oZ)
I like how this chinese virus just floats in the air...waiting to enter nostrils and mouths. It does not exist on Hands....Surfaces...take-out food bags...or in fake news TV camera studios.
Or on Money.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 08:40 PM (flDOf)
They may very well cure COVID. One day they may cure cancer. And we will all rejoice in that and it's good and proper to pursue curing such things.
But you are still gonna die of something.
And if you are scared of death, you need to ask yourself why that is.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 06, 2021 08:40 PM (+wq7e)
And the virus definitely does not exist on Mail, especially on packages from Amazon.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 08:41 PM (flDOf)
We have a military leadership that thinks one can be "too patriotic." (IOW too loyal to our founding principles)
I think I would sit this one out unless we were invaded thanks.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 08:41 PM (Lzpvj)
Update: the bird feeder is no more, and the iron pole on which it stood is now horizontal.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2021 08:37 PM (v16oJ
Have you tried scolding the bear?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)
Is it a polar bear? Have you told the bear to check it's privilege?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:41 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 08:42 PM (nbpZs)
Hatch blower!!
Posted by: Gus Grissom's douche bag wifer at May 06, 2021 08:42 PM (flDOf)
Just apply a coordinate transform, making it a Cartesian bear, then somehow make it stop thinking. It will vanish.
Science!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:43 PM (JZT2F)
Science!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:43 PM (JZT2F)
2+2=5
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:43 PM (lmikk)
Plan B, perhaps?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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There's always the Wurst Western, it wasn't great but I've stayed in worse.... it wasn't too bad for the one night.
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 06, 2021 08:43 PM (UUBmN)
Hang nail in Butte Montana is all that was needed, but don't worry team we will win WW3 against the Chinese with a nation wrapped up in gender identity confusion and hedonism.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 08:44 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-------
Uh. what about the Colts? A Colt is, by definition, a male. Totally sexist, totally testosterone-poisoned name. Must change.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2021 08:44 PM (AytXr)
Who better to hire to provide "Insurance" that your stores don't get looted than a Race Hustler politician who controls the Terrorist Democrat Street Mob?
Expect Autozone and other chain-stores to make similar hires.
Posted by: Gus Grissom's douche bag wifer at May 06, 2021 08:44 PM (flDOf)
Long term? I think China is planning to grab Africa.
And I don't think they are planning for there to be any Africans there after they grab it, if you know what I'm saying.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:44 PM (JZT2F)
It is the CBDR bears on the polar plots I used to worry about.
Don't let them get to the origin.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
Eunuchs the Indianapolis Eunuchs.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 08:45 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Fun movie, but did Gus Grissom dirty. Can't stand that part of it.
Posted by: Sjg
Good movie but isn't Ed Harris about as far left as you can be?
See the vid of his reaction at the 2000 Oscars when Elia Kazan received his Oscar.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 08:45 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 06, 2021 08:43 PM (UUBmN)
With enough alcohol, even a horse trailer becomes a Michelin Five Star.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 06, 2021 08:46 PM (DkFt0)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2021 06:09 PM (h2OUV)
One of the hazards of torching a fart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 08:46 PM (xblQ2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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What are you saying???///
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 06, 2021 08:46 PM (UUBmN)
No, quite the contrary they plan to keep them in separate but (un)equal lodging and an economy while they "borrow" Africa's abundant resources....
It is only evil when Anglo-Saxons do it.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 08:46 PM (Lzpvj)
I have a hunch if the Horde was a rock band we'd sound something like EODM...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)
@WashTimes 1m
White evangelical churches 'have become political instruments': George W. Bush
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2021 08:46 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 08:46 PM (flDOf)
And I don't think they are planning for there to be any Africans there after they grab it, if you know what I'm saying.
Good luck!
Posted by: Hemmoragic fever at May 06, 2021 08:47 PM (v16oJ)
Africans are already sniping the Chinese. The CHI COMS can set up infrastructure in Africa. But defend it? It's a big continent. And they are not really making friends with 99% of the people there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 08:47 PM (u82oZ)
Chinese view Africans as subhumans.
They're bigoted against Euros, but Africans? They don't even recognize them as human beings.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:47 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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What are you saying???///
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 06, 2021 08:46 PM (UUBmN)
They'll be moving all the Africans to nice farms, like where your dog and grandpa went.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 08:47 PM (z5Vrg)
Update: the bird feeder is no more, and the iron pole on which it stood is now horizontal.
Posted by: pep
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I have the same pole, same reason...and no bird feeders anymore.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2021 08:47 PM (AytXr)
That you can do all sorts of nasty things with hollowed out gain of function viruses, an understanding of genetics and a total lack of ethics.
God's sense of humor is stone-faced and ironic....and Ma-Ron James is aptly named.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 08:47 PM (Lzpvj)
There's a virus for that!
Posted by: Wuhan University at May 06, 2021 08:47 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:44 PM (JZT2F)
You know, here is a question I have: movie reviewers and so forth keep saying that Disney tries to minimize black members of the cast on promotional material in order to placate the Chinese market. Ok, fine- I am perfectly willing to believe that they (Chinese) are racist. However, on the other hand why do they want to see white people in movies either?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:48 PM (lmikk)
Unpopular opinion but I got a real problem with how we deal with old people and dying in this culture. We house our elderly in nursing homes and pump them full of drugs to ease pain and keep them alive and the worse part is the people there want to live like that, irrational fear of dying. I don't get it.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 06, 2021 08:48 PM (4thlk)
Weft, you're right about China not coming to the Mainland, here. But they've been working their asses off, trying to perfect their long range, hypersonic Carrier Killer missiles. They'd sink a flattop if they thought they could get away with it. And Bite-me would wimp out and do diddly, and that's when an enraged populace would "express their discontent", one way or another. The U.S. population won't put up with a sinking, and they damn sure won't put up with a sneak Iran attack, as you've described.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2021 08:48 PM (QzJWU)
Unlike the Black Ones that have voter registration drives during Church Sermons.
George W Bush, absolute fucktard.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 08:48 PM (Lzpvj)
Someone is telling Bush to say these things.
They're fucking with us. Trying to get us all fighting with each other, pointing fingers at each other, and demoralizing us.
They are scared shit that Republicans will win the House in '22.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 08:48 PM (flDOf)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 08:49 PM (kh8w4)
I guess my sarcasm wasn't bright enough....I know how most Asian countries, notably China & Japan view all other races....
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 06, 2021 08:49 PM (UUBmN)
That is very kind of you. Jessie is handling all the music for Sunday because the keyboardist who regularly does the hymns will be away. Jessie just usually just does the prelude and postlude. Her best friend of about 84 years is having her great granddaugter baptized so she is glad to help out, Sunday was Jessies b-day. We had a cake after church and gave her a card and a balloon. It really does feel like she could be my mother.
Thanks for thinking of or church and if you'd like to tell me what's going on for prayer please send it to FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com. I will either keep it confidential as you wish or send it to the the person handling the list now
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2021 08:49 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Sjg
This. I honestly hate a lot of the character bits aside from the Chuck Yeager parts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:49 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
Awwww. How sweet. Maybe we can go visit one day?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 08:49 PM (OCTRt)
And Bush is not a Christian. He's a Satanist.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 08:49 PM (flDOf)
Anthony Quinn was one of those stars who captures an audience's attention, no matter what. In 1962s Requiem for a Heavyweight), star Jackie Gleason told director Ralph Nelson, "Watch that Quinn. I don't want him stealing the scene from behind my back." So, Quinn related years later, "he parked me in a chair and I just sat there. Next day, when we were looking at the rushes, this star said, "See, I told you! Look at him!'
"The director exclaimed, "But he's only sitting there!"
"Only!" rejoined the star, "Maybe so, but he's thinking!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 08:49 PM (2JVJo)
And I don't think they are planning for there to be any Africans there after they grab it, if you know what I'm saying.
Grabbing? Try Grabbed. Africa is extremely resource rich. Narcissistic Westerners think that China is all about making their men stronger in view of invading and taking over the West - that has already been done, we sell our neighbors and our values quite cheap and it was done without the spilling of blood. The goal is to plant the flag on Africa and they are well on their way - the problem will be the Muslims who find murder and savagery a worthy hobby.
Who is standing in China's way
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 06, 2021 08:50 PM (mTlVG)
Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 08:50 PM (ONvIw)
Well, they more or less have to recognize us, given that we invented modern science and technology as well as pretty much everything about their society (notice that they're all wearing suits these days, not looking like Fu Manchu -- hell, even Marx and Lenin were Euro dudes).
Africans? They're barbarians.
Posted by: Wuhan University at May 06, 2021 08:50 PM (JZT2F)
Eunuchs the Indianapolis Eunuchs.
Posted by: sven
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In this case, 'Geldings', The Indianapolis Geldings. In fairness, way back it was suggested 'Hoosier Horsies'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2021 08:50 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 06, 2021 08:48 PM (4thlk)
We have minimized the role of churches in order to make way for the comfort of the state. The church did a lot of things and filled a lot of psychological needs. The state cannot replace some of these things. That is another reason why the ravenous maw of the state supreme will never work in the long term.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:51 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Tonypete
On of the younger Carfagna's was running for political office some years ago, and was walking the neighborhood for votes. I was walking my dog (since passed away, a 135 lb yellow lab), and while he likes most people, he didn't like that guy and started to jump on him (which wasn't trivial). Scared us both, and he walked off. Dogs know things.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 06, 2021 08:51 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 08:49 PM (flDOf)
I break it down into two groups of Politicians:
Those who hate America
Those who have no love for America.
Bush is the latter who flirts with the former, depends on how heavily he has been drinking.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 06, 2021 08:51 PM (4+UdL)
They are delegitimizing any republican gains anywhere pre-emptively.
The uniparty knows they have lost the Republican base, what they do not grasp is they are losing the Bernie Bros.
If our economy is debauched what care I if the Bernie Bros get their socialism?
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 08:51 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 08:51 PM (nbpZs)
Why? It's not as if a Republican house would do anything.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 08:52 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: GWB at May 06, 2021 08:52 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 06, 2021 08:48 PM (4thlk)
...
Agreed.
I don't expect people to decide they are no longer productive and wander out of the igloo towards the polar bears.
But I'm half itching to get off this rock and I'm still a fair ways from the nursing home.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2021 08:53 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2021 08:53 PM (k39e/)
@WashTimes 1m
White evangelical churches 'have become political instruments': George W. Bush
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2021 08:46 PM (nI1Kq)
Simple. Demons abound and are directly stirring up the world as we speak. One might, if one were so inclined, assume that the heat is turning up because Dad is coming home soon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2021 08:53 PM (4fSQf)
And I don't think they are planning for there to be any Africans there after they grab it, if you know what I'm saying.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Probably to secure a super-scale agriculture industry for sure, but I don't think it'll be CCP kids working the farms, though.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2021 08:53 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade
Don't count on it working for your employer. But....OSHA sez that you can't be "forced" to take any experimental medical treatments as a condition of employment. As of right now, all the Covid 19 "Vaccines" are considered experimental.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 06, 2021 08:53 PM (tjZg/)
Africa could be a food production powerhouse, too, if modern farming techniques were applied, rather than some guy with a sack of millet and a digging stick.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:54 PM (JZT2F)
And Bush is not a Christian. He's a Satanist.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 08:49 PM (flD
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Skull and Bones
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 08:54 PM (kh8w4)
Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 08:54 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
Your dearly departed dog was correct. Rick P. did get elected as a Rep. Anti 2nd Amendment and more. Not a real conservative.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 08:54 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Meat. poles at May 06, 2021 08:55 PM (AlYYP)
Why are you apologizing. It was fine, really. I'm just mainly jesting!!
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 06, 2021 08:55 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
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I ran into Mr. & Mrs. Mark Meadows while walking our dog, and she immediately cozied up to both of them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2021 08:55 PM (pbStR)
.. what ? No BMW ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2021 08:55 PM (X5CsJ)
Late to the thread.
Sven, I'm black. You're not a racist.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 06, 2021 08:56 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Cat dad at May 06, 2021 06:21 PM (+oR7L)
Have him be the treat dispenser for her.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 06, 2021 08:56 PM (eoQWY)
Probably not, but neither will it be manual stoop labor.
Modern farm machinery (of which China cranks out fucktons) means there's no need for a class of agricultural serfs.
There are still specialty crops that get picked by hand, but the big calorie sources (corn, wheat, rice)? That's all automated, and has been for decades.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:56 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 06, 2021 08:48 PM (4thlk)
.....
They think this world is the end.
I don't fear death. I welcome it.
If I die tomorrow on the way to work in a fiery crash and a family member posts here and says "Bitter Clinger died today on his way to work. He hit a gasoline tanker and it exploded. They found his body parts as far as quarter mile away, mostly smushed by traffic", I hope you all will say "F*ck yeah, he went out with his boots on and he's with Jesus now. He's gonna be a heck of an ally from above, liberals beware."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 06, 2021 08:56 PM (+wq7e)
Another ep of At Home With Sly Stallone starting soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0eB6mhUrMw
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 08:57 PM (flDOf)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 06, 2021 08:57 PM (5HBd1)
Pikers. Make it $20,000. Or $200,000.
All they're doing is typing numbers that represent simulated pieces of green paper into a computer anyway. Might as well make those numbers big!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:57 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 08:57 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:58 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 08:58 PM (2JVJo)
I don't fear death. I welcome it.
If I die tomorrow on the way to work in a fiery crash and a family member posts here and says "Bitter Clinger died today on his way to work. He hit a gasoline tanker and it exploded. They found his body parts as far as quarter mile away, mostly smushed by traffic", I hope you all will say "F*ck yeah, he went out with his boots on and he's with Jesus now. He's gonna be a heck of an ally from above, liberals beware."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Amen...
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 06, 2021 08:58 PM (UUBmN)
Alternatively, a "racist" or a "white supremacist" is anyone who disagrees with a white communist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 08:59 PM (JZT2F)
Look at what they are doing to East Turkistan, and that is what they plan for all non-han people. Starting with the Uighurs, and Tibetan.
My guess is that at some level they were researching the bat viruses as part of that plan.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 06, 2021 08:59 PM (pEa+2)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2021 08:59 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Pray. Harder than you've ever prayed before.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 09:00 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 09:00 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: GWB at May 06, 2021 09:00 PM (W4eKo)
And grandmom added: Jada was envolved in a sexual experiment.
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2021 07:04 PM (DJFLF)
Kid is pretty darn ugly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:00 PM (xblQ2)
Meanwhile the Han are facing demographic collapse.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 09:00 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 06, 2021 09:01 PM (+wq7e)
Posted by: Sjg
This. I honestly hate a lot of the character bits aside from the Chuck Yeager parts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Gus was a great guy, and it was a real tragedy that he died in the Apollo One fire, on the pad. Ed White and Roger Chaffee too.
I learned a while back that Wally Schirra was maybe Gus's best friend, and he was really sore at Nasa over some stuff that was said about Gus after he (and the others) burned to death.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 06, 2021 09:01 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 06, 2021 09:01 PM (+wq7e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2021 08:25 PM (63Dwl)
To the Muncie Indians?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 06, 2021 09:01 PM (eoQWY)
The parrot I adopted got jealous of his 1st owners wife and baby and bit her. Exiled with a bad reputation till me, his 4th home (tho the longest, 23 blessed years).
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 06, 2021 09:03 PM (pyG9d)
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