The Ratings for Brian Stelter's Show -- "Eye of the Potato" -- Increase. <br>Bad News: The Ratings Increase When Tater Is on Vacation and Has a Fill-In Host.

The Ratings for Brian Stelter's Show -- "Eye of the Potato" -- Increase.
Bad News: The Ratings Increase When Tater Is on Vacation and Has a Fill-In Host.

CNN's struggling media program "Reliable Sources" with Brian Stelter hit another low on Sunday with its smallest audience of 2021 as the liberal program has now failed to crack the one-million viewer plateau for five consecutive weeks.
Stelter's program averaged only 810,000 total viewers and a dismal 163,000 among the key demographic of adults age 25-54 on May 2, for its worst performance of the year in both categories.

To make matters worse for Stelter, his own show performed better last week when replacement host John Avlon filled in. The Avlon-hosted edition of "Reliable Sources" on April 25 averaged 907,000 for nearly a 100,000-viewer increase over Stelter's return.
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Stelter, who tweeted from his vacation spot to promote the previous edition of "Reliable Sources," has struggled to attract an audience since former President Trump left office. The far-left pundit spent years criticizing Trump’s every step, typically refraining from criticizing liberals and devoting ample time to bashing conservative media. The strategy doesn't appear to be working as "Reliable Sources" has now been under one million viewers for seven of the past eight weeks.

You should be proud. #TuberTruth https://t.co/Xjz7CGvEc5
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) May 5, 2021

Any day is fine ~ I signed up for townhall VIP as well as your locals page. pic.twitter.com/HfxPfbiXdk
— Lori (@LJT_is_me) May 4, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 03:33 PM

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1 LOL

Posted by: Wang Chung at May 06, 2021 02:32 PM (wAnMi)

2 That guy looks very... crisco-ie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 02:32 PM (lmikk)

3 Damn, read the content and still foist?

Posted by: Wang Chung at May 06, 2021 02:32 PM (wAnMi)

4 Wow my post was a duplicate of #1

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2021 02:33 PM (uEbPt)

5 noodleated otters & corgis and other root crops

Posted by: Wang Chung at May 06, 2021 02:33 PM (wAnMi)

6 Maybe he could permanently vacay- and get Krusty to host...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at May 06, 2021 02:34 PM (cOa5E)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

8 You mean it was the wall to wall Trump bashing and not the Tater's charisma that briefly pulled in an audience?

Posted by: huerfano at May 06, 2021 02:34 PM (DzhEB)

9 Stetler is easy content.

Can make him into chips, fries, or tots. Can mash him up or fry him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

10 They call him "Tater"
"Tater: A fat little balding dweeb"

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 06, 2021 02:34 PM (jOcSX)

11 i like that Schlichter is now arguing that Tater is literally, physically a potato.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2021 02:34 PM (eOTGX)

12 >>>9 Stetler is easy content.

he sure is. He sure is.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2021 02:35 PM (eOTGX)

13 Babylon Bee: SNL Writers Denigrate Successful African-American Businessman

Do you see what they did there?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2021 02:35 PM (xPl2J)

14 Can we get Don Rickles back by swapping Stelter for him?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 06, 2021 02:35 PM (cwI4U)

15 That's a shame. How are the Tater Tots going to show their faces in school?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2021 02:35 PM (XSRBF)

16 He puts the lie in Reliable

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2021 02:35 PM (uEbPt)

17 Stetler is easy content.
Can make him into chips, fries, or tots. Can mash him up or fry him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

He's the anti-keto

Posted by: Wang Chung at May 06, 2021 02:35 PM (wAnMi)

18 Hey Brian!

To improve ratings, get a tank full of man-eating sharks and try to leap over it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 02:35 PM (+Tr02)

19 Go nothing on topic. So just dropping a comment to keep the streak going. Six threads today, go me.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (5p7BC)

20 I'm curious if Schlichter will ever get to the point where he starts attacking the Hot Air phonies that are part of townhall.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (caHTz)

21 Who the hell wants to watch a fat kid on TV? And he's not even telling jokes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (1ISKN)

22 The only time Brian Stelter is watchable, and he should take note, is when Mark Dice does the voiceover.

IF he did that every show, he'd be rated higher than Carlson.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

23 Man, that 80's band stuck to me like glue

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (wAnMi)

24 >>>That guy looks very... crisco-ie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

No way Stelter isn't gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but that face is just... off.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (XSRBF)

25 Imagine watching CNN.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (wLuYo)

26 Tater gets nuked....

The story of Brian Stetler's cameo on Chernobyl...

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (Lzpvj)

27 I can't stop thinking about Toy Story, and Potatohead's wife packing his ass with all of his accessories before they left on a long trip.

Do with that what...well...what I know you'll do with it.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (V40IZ)

28 A potato, yes, but so gnarly and rotted that not even a starving 19th Century Irishman could take an interest.

One of those ones you find waaaaaaay at the back of the potato drawer when you're cleaning out the cabinets because you're moving or something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (JZT2F)

29 >>>22 The only time Brian Stelter is watchable, and he should take note, is when Mark Dice does the voiceover.

IF he did that every show, he'd be rated higher than Carlson.

...

truth

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2021 02:37 PM (eOTGX)

30 Stelter could rub his hands together and get butter.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Stelter: the uber tuber that's a goober!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 02:37 PM (L2ZTs)

32 Babylon Bee: SNL Writers Denigrate Successful African-American Businessman

Do you see what they did there?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2021 02:35 PM (xPl2J

#CancelThe Bee

Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2021 02:37 PM (HrMC1)

33 One of those ones you find waaaaaaay at the back of the potato drawer when you're cleaning out the cabinets because you're moving or something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (JZT2F)

The ones that sprout in the dark and have white leaves and all those tendril like roots? Just before they melt into a puddle of yucky black goo?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 02:37 PM (wAnMi)

34 Whatever you do, don't put him in the office microwave. That would be like whoever burnt the popcorn in ours yesterday. You can STILL smell it today.

Some smells can't be removed.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at May 06, 2021 02:37 PM (aT99a)

35 Brian Stelter and Meghan McCain got together at a party once. 9 months later, she had a Big Mac and Fries.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

36 20 Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (caHTz)

He is paid by ClownHall so publically "no", his DMs are however awesome.

Kurt and Richard Grenell are about all I miss from twatter.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 02:38 PM (Lzpvj)

37 tater must blow through six, seven toilets a week

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2021 02:38 PM (eOTGX)

38 If I ran CNN, I'd run CGI ads on his forehead like they do at sports events.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2021 02:38 PM (1ISKN)

39 Yet, CNN will still continue to employ Stelter, because he's a reliable leftwing schill.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2021 02:38 PM (2SdPm)

40 Sponge: and then she ate them...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 02:38 PM (L2ZTs)

41 Stelter has brought shame upon the name of potato. We might sue.

Posted by: Idaho at May 06, 2021 02:38 PM (WmGrA)

42 Crisco?

That artist wrapped Brian in orange Saran-Wrap?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (+Tr02)

43 > A potato, yes, but so gnarly and rotted that not even a starving 19th Century Irishman could take an interest.

The Five Guys potato buyer would never choose him for fries.

The McDonalds potato buyer would never choose him for fries.

The Federal Prison System potato buyer would never choose him for fries.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (JZT2F)

44 you could smoke weed or watch CNN either way you come out stupider in the end.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (lfSFb)

45 ace, that's in a GOOD week. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (L2ZTs)

46 Stetler is just in the wrong state, he would do really well in Idaho fields, among his kind.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (RMGKK)

47 Unskinnedwith Brian Stelter

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (uEbPt)

48 Tater breaks all the rules we ever heard about getting on television

He's fat
He's bald
He's ugly
He's stupid
He has a creepy voice

What am I missing?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (HrMC1)

49 Thanks Ace, TJM, and everyone else for the SC feedback last thread.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (Ez6QX)

50 >>>6 Stetler is just in the wrong state, he would do really well in Idaho fields, among his kind.

hah

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (eOTGX)

51 > The ones that sprout in the dark and have white leaves and all those tendril like roots? Just before they melt into a puddle of yucky black goo?

We've got a witness!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (JZT2F)

52 Brian Stelter is physically reppellent.
I legit cannot watch him he is so gross.
That's before even listening to what he says, which is similarly repellant.

He has a face made for. . . not tv.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

53 Honestly, "Lena Dunham's Tub Time" would draw more viewers than Stelter.

At this point, watching him is the cable equivalent of watching Mondo Cane.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (2JVJo)

54 Stelter cries when he's shopping and walks down the potato chip aisle.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Stelter: the uber tuber that's a goober!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 02:37 PM (L2ZTs)

Helter Stelter

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 06, 2021 02:40 PM (V40IZ)

56 Newsmash
with Brian Stelter

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2021 02:40 PM (uEbPt)

57 ace, I shared recently here that I got a bidet attachment (named Joey).

If Stelter got one, he'd start growing sprouts down there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 02:40 PM (L2ZTs)

58 > What am I missing?

The part where he caught a high-ranking CNN executive sodomizing a dead sheep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 02:40 PM (JZT2F)

59
He has a face made for. . . not tv.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

And a voice for silent movies.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

60 Lena Dunham and a tub of lard...

Pass

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 02:41 PM (+Tr02)

61 Speed Racer: he's goin' down fast!!!

(And after you watch his execrable show you'll shout "I got blisters on me peepers!!")

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 02:41 PM (L2ZTs)

62 A potato, with a selective a peel.

Yeah, that's a good one.

Posted by: Professor of Humor at May 06, 2021 02:41 PM (veOC6)

63 > Honestly, "Lena Dunham's Tub Time" would draw more viewers than Stelter.

I might actually watch that. Say, if they tried to see if she would get stuck in the White House bath tub that was allegedly Taft's nemesis.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 02:41 PM (JZT2F)

64 Krinkle Cut with Brian Stelter

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

65 9 Stetler is easy content.

Can make him into chips, fries, or tots. Can mash him up or fry him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

Good for Righties and Lefties.

Posted by: JBE Zorg at May 06, 2021 02:41 PM (lmikk)

66 Stetler is just in the wrong state, he would do really well in Idaho fields, among his kind.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (RMGKK)

------------------

And that's when the great Idaho Potato Famine started....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2021 02:41 PM (2SdPm)

67 63 > Honestly, "Lena Dunham's Tub Time" would draw more viewers than Stelter.

I might actually watch that. Say, if they tried to see if she would get stuck in the White House bath tub that was allegedly Taft's nemesis.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 02:41 PM (JZT2F)

=========

"The part of Lena Dunham will be played by Lena Paul, tonight."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

68 PO-TAY-TOES

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (DXFDM)

69 I still want to know what the Airport Effect is. Someone needs to do a good, accurate study of average viewership per time slot captive audience locations provide, so as to discount them. Nobody really watches CNN on the airport or bar monitors. They shouldn't count as ratings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

70 remove cnn from airport televisions, and the tater's ratings would go to about 10 people watching, total.

Posted by: Unclefacts at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (ihUzW)

71 That pic of Tater with yellow eyes is gonna give me nightmares.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (Ez6QX)

72 No way Stelter isn't gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but that face is just... off.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2021 02:36 PM (XSRBF)

-------------------

It's creepy.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (RMGKK)

73 He has a face made for. . . not tv.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

He has a face made to play the Geek painted on the side or arcades in old Coney Island or Asbury Park

Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (HrMC1)

74 Is cooking potatoes in the office microwave permitted in polite society??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (UHVv4)

75 Brian Stelter has a recurring nightmare involving a mandoline...

...

...no? Nobody? It's the thing you use to julienne food...with the blade. You know, and the little slider thingy?

Nobody?

*sigh*

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (V40IZ)

76 Fuck Tater

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (yrol0)

77 Lena's Tub Time was NOT a hit with CNN viewers who didn't want or need to know that instead of feet, she's got hooves.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 02:43 PM (L2ZTs)

78 Fuck Tater
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (yrol0)

Not with garrett's dick.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

79 The part where he caught a high-ranking CNN executive sodomizing a dead sheep.

Seriously, there has to be something. He has neither the look or voice of a TV broadcaster or anchor. If I were Acosta, I'd be plenty pissed, too. He DOES look and sound like an anchor, and instead this lump of bald fat gets the job???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2021 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

80 You could rub Stelter's head against a wall and see right thru it!

Posted by: Bart Simpson at May 06, 2021 02:43 PM (lmikk)

81 The Invesgitater
with Brian Stelter

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2021 02:44 PM (uEbPt)

82 He had yellow eye.
YELLOW EYES!

Posted by: Jean Shepherd at May 06, 2021 02:44 PM (AiZBA)

83 @Breaking911

PRESIDENT BIDEN: "We can't deny it, there is a real change in the weather. And if we go 1.5 degrees warmer, we're gonna be in real trouble--the point of no return."

https://tinyurl.com/yhtnuugr

Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2021 02:44 PM (cF8AT)

84 Brian Stelter looks like a caricature of Humpty Dumpty.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

85 Stelter: picture this: I'm only wearing shorts right now.

Everyone: no

Stelter: *sends pic*

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2021 02:44 PM (yL25O)

86 83 @Breaking911

PRESIDENT BIDEN: "We can't deny it, there is a real change in the weather. And if we go 1.5 degrees warmer, we're gonna be in real trouble--the point of no return."

https://tinyurl.com/yhtnuugr
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2021 02:44 PM (cF8AT)

========

So, weather is climate today?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

87 Bart, you could rub Stelter's head against a wall and make it smarter with the stuck-on tiny paint chips.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 02:44 PM (L2ZTs)

88 We laugh--as this repellent geek cashes 10 million dollar checks every year.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2021 02:44 PM (HrMC1)

89 "at least its not pinkeye"
--Bob Costas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (KZzsI)

90 Stelter's what you get when you raise a kid for 18 years on nothing but Kaboom!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (L2ZTs)

91 Does not matter if his rating was zero. He did his part to remove Trump. He will be rewarded well by his masters.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (wLuYo)

92 He has a face made for. . . not tv.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

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And a voice not for radio.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (RMGKK)

93 remove cnn from airport televisions, and the tater's ratings would go to about 10 people watching, total.
Posted by: Unclefacts at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (ihUzW)

I don't think CNN is playing in our airport anymore. I'm not in the terminal all that often so I could be wrong.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (Ez6QX)

94 We laugh--as this repellent geek cashes 10 million dollar checks every year.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2021 02:44 PM (HrMC1)

I said it earlier. It really pisses me off that this fuck makes more money than I'll ever see in my lifetime.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

95 TexasDan, breaking news: Stelter just got a restraining order from 80,000 viewers

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (L2ZTs)

96 68 PO-TAY-TOES

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (DXFDM)

...

Nice brace o' coneys...

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (yL25O)

97 remove cnn from airport televisions, and the tater's ratings would go to about 10 people watching, total.
Posted by: Unclefacts at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (ihUzW)

-------

And all 10 of those can be traced back to empty apartments of ladies that refer to their pets as "fur-babies" and leave the TV on all day so the dog has "company."

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (V40IZ)

98 Burning potatoes
Burning potatoes
Who'll come a-burning potatoes with me?
That, said the viewer, is a commie and a pedo too
You'll come a-burning potatoes...

Posted by: Land Down Under at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (JZT2F)

99 I yam what I yam.

Posted by: Popeye Stelter at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (TrOGC)

100 PRESIDENT BIDEN: "We can't deny it, there is a real change in the weather. And if we go 1.5 degrees warmer, we're gonna be in real trouble--the point of no return."

https://tinyurl.com/yhtnuugr
===
and they said Trump was a lunatic . . .

Posted by: i just can't even at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (veOC6)

101 If I were a baked potato and you were a hungry lady
Would you cover me in butter, would you have me with gravy

Posted by: Four Toppings at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (2goRJ)

102 You know, I think Tater should get a new show together with Frank Luntz.

They could swap ~~hairpieces~~ stories about being attacked by MAGA hat wearing grannies pelting them with hard candies. And give interior decorating tips while polling independent democrats on hot topics. Tell us how they're going to cope with only being able to eat one hamburger a month. CNN's ratings would skyrocket.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (wAnMi)

103 I'm kind of proud of myself. I've been lurking here so long and reading the MR for daily news that I don't get the satire about the current crop of CNN and MSNBC talking heads because I've never seen them and barely know who they are.

Posted by: Cosda at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (vVIAr)

104
I don't think CNN is playing in our airport anymore. I'm not in the terminal all that often so I could be wrong.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (Ez6QX)

That contract ended a few months ago and they closed the CNN Airport division of the company.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

105 He has a face made for. . . not tv.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

---------------

And a voice not for radio.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (RMGKK)

And a penis not for fucking....

Posted by: Mrs. Tater at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (HrMC1)

106 I do wonder what sort of mental patients are still watching. Evidently there's almost a million of them.

Posted by: Nonapod at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (K4vtd)

107 >We can't deny it, there is a real change in the weather

Uh, weather isn't climate, you Science denier

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (DXFDM)

108 Now I want a rib-eye.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (jvt6t)

109 >> That pic of Tater with yellow eyes is gonna give me nightmares.

At least he's not showing his teeth.
His mouth is creepy.
Well, ALL of him is creepy.
I still cannot believe someone thought it was a good idea to put that guy on tv.
Seriously.

CNN hate watches Fox News 24x7 and they still haven't figured out the relationship between putting attractive people on and ratings???? You don't have to agree with it to understand that it works.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (bDqIh)

110 If Brian and Lena had a love child...

50ft tall Staypuft Marshmallow Xir?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (+Tr02)

111 Youngest son, the Marine, will be here in about ten minutes. Haven't seen him since October. I'm a happy man!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2021 02:47 PM (kTF2Z)

112 Is cooking potatoes in the office microwave permitted in polite society??
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 02:42 PM (UHVv4)

What's really funny is, I literally just did that, before Ace posted this. Now I don't wanna eat it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 02:47 PM (Ez6QX)

113 "A potato -- if you can keep it."

-- Ben Frenchcutlin

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2021 02:47 PM (eOTGX)

114 It's "The Eye of the Tater"It's the thrill of the bake!Going down in ratings with no rival!

It's "The Eye of the Tater"Thinkin' bout cakeGoing lower than Fox and burn a Bible!

Posted by: turambar at May 06, 2021 02:47 PM (Gylu/)

115 John Avlon isn't much of an improvement over Potato(e).

I used to follow him when he wrote for the late, great New York Sun. How far he has fallen, from those heights. Another NeverTrumper.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 06, 2021 02:47 PM (hKTv8)

116 > And if we go 1.5 degrees warmer, we're gonna be in real trouble--the point of no return.

If Biden's IQ was 1.5 points higher, he might be considered a moron rather than a cretin.

Posted by: Land Down Under at May 06, 2021 02:47 PM (JZT2F)

117 I'm not saying Stelt's starved for attention but if you gave him a hot dog, he's try and insert it into the wrong end...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 02:47 PM (L2ZTs)

118 Given the last time I looked at the ratings, I think the only people who watch CNN are people on Twitter looking for something to ridicule.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 06, 2021 02:47 PM (wGxSf)

119 He has a face made for. . . not tv.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

---------------

And a voice not for radio.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (RMGKK)

-----------

What is the precursor to the "a face for radio" insult?

"A voice for the newspaper?"

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 06, 2021 02:48 PM (V40IZ)

120 >Does not matter if his rating was zero. He did his part to remove Trump. He will be rewarded well by his masters.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 02:45 PM (wLuYo)

This is the sad truth in all of this making mock.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 02:48 PM (DXFDM)

121 I still cannot believe someone thought it was a good idea to put that guy on tv.
Seriously.
===
Jeff Zucker's "love" child.

Posted by: i just can't even at May 06, 2021 02:48 PM (veOC6)

122 Stupid formatting. Ugh.

Posted by: turambar at May 06, 2021 02:48 PM (Gylu/)

123 Breaking911

PRESIDENT BIDEN: "We can't deny it, there is a real change in the weather. And if we go 1.5 degrees warmer, we're gonna be in real trouble--the point of no return."

https://tinyurl.com/yhtnuugr
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2021 02:44 PM (cF8AT)

Highs in the 60s this week in MO. I'm good with an increase in temperature. Do these people even try anymore?

Posted by: Catherine at May 06, 2021 02:48 PM (41zFX)

124 > CNN hate watches Fox News 24x7 and they still haven't figured out the relationship between putting attractive people on and ratings????

I know that Lynne Russell kept me watching CNN back in the early days.

(runs image search.... yep, still a one)

Posted by: Land Down Under at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (JZT2F)

125 Youngest son, the Marine, will be here in about ten minutes. Haven't seen him since October. I'm a happy man!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2021 02:47 PM (kTF2Z)

That's awesome.

Thank him for his service for us!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

126 I was waaay off on the horrible eyes bit. My first thought was Christopher Lloyd in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (lmikk)

127 Bri-Bri and I had a kid almost four years ago and she is the potato of our eyes.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (pw+jk)

128
Fill-in = Tater stuffing...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (s2VJv)

129 >>>Well that's sad.

Aww. That is really sad.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (rk2/G)

130 Joey Bidet, "Cretin? That's uh you know an island man!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (+Tr02)

131 Well, now that we're back to normal here the spam-filter is eating my comments again.

GREEN!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (dfRN6)

132 The sad part was, I heard it in my head in Aunt May's voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (lmikk)

133 I yam what I yam.
Posted by: Popeye Stelter at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (TrOGC)

---------------

Ooh, nice.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (RMGKK)

134 Fill-in = Tater stuffing...

Sour cream and chives?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (+Tr02)

135 Joe Biden.

When Cro-Magnon man was 'elected' president.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

136 "A potato -- if you can keep it."

-- Ben Frenchcutlin
===
That's actually funny.

Because its so weirdly bad.

Posted by: Professor of Humor at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (veOC6)

137 >>If I were a baked potato and you were a hungry lady
Would you cover me in butter, would you have me with gravy

Stelter is the small, lumpy potato at the bottom of the bag, that when you get around to using it you discover it has that greenish tinge under the skin and throw it out.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

138 Texas Senate just passed 21 YO and old Constitutional Carry. Back to House for markup agreements.

WILL PUSSY ABBOTT SIGN??

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (yrol0)

139 Thank him for his service for us!

Advise him to get out while the getting is good :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

140 It's "The Eye of the Tater"It's the thrill of the bake! Going down in ratings with no rival!

It's "The Eye of the Tater"Thinkin' bout cakeGoing lower than Fox and burn a Bible!
Posted by: turambar at May 06, 2021 02:47 PM (Gylu/)

-------

Well, I'll have that stuck in my head for the rest of the day...

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (V40IZ)

141 >Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 02:46 PM (bDqIh)

Tater identifies as Attractive

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (DXFDM)

142 THEN WHO WAS BACON?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (zv9Qu)

143 134 Fill-in = Tater stuffing...

Sour cream and chives?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (+Tr02)

Bacon bits and all the fixins!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

144 "I regret that I have but one skin to give to my country."

-Tathan Hale

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (uEbPt)

145 132 The sad part was, I heard it in my head in Aunt May's voice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (lmikk)

==========

I wouldn't mind Marisa Tomei telling me things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

146 48 Tater breaks all the rules we ever heard about getting on television

He's fat
He's bald
He's ugly
He's stupid
He has a creepy voice

What am I missing?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2021 02:39 PM (HrMC1)

Theory- he disguised himself as Melissa Mccarthy and slept with chubby chaser producers at CNN. Out of shame they agreed to give him a show after he revealed his true identity.

Posted by: Mishdog at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (cqAUI)

147 Brian Stelter is a potato.......85%
.........

Well, Mr. Potato Head is no longer a man, so yeah.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (v0R5T)

148 140 Yes! I tried. LOL

Posted by: turambar at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (Gylu/)

149 Butter and sour cream. That's it (assuming everything is salted well.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (lmikk)

150
I know that Lynne Russell kept me watching CNN back in the early days.

(runs image search.... yep, still a one)

Posted by: Land Down Under at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (JZT2F)

Ooohhhh wow. Yeah, I disagree. Sorry...but. Nope.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

151 138 Texas Senate just passed 21 YO and old Constitutional Carry. Back to House for markup agreements.

WILL PUSSY ABBOTT SIGN??
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (yrol0)

========

The best time to get a Republican governor to sign conservative legislation is right after they've fucked up really badly.

Timing seems right, is what I'm saying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

152 I wouldn't mind Marisa Tomei telling me things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
------------

She's old enough to be your mother!

Therefore, just right for me.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (2SdPm)

153 My first thought was Christopher Lloyd in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Oddly enough when Dice does him, Stelter also has a voice Just... LIKE... THIS!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (KZzsI)

154 Inside every potato, there's a a shoestring fry trying to get out

Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (HrMC1)

155
So, Stetler = Tater. Does Toobin = Tuber?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (s2VJv)

156 Biden: Look, if we don't finish off destroying the economy now, we'll be at the point of no return.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (jvt6t)

157
"111 Youngest son, the Marine, will be here in about ten minutes. Haven't seen him since October. I'm a happy man!"
****
Oorah. My youngest was a marine sargent but took his discharge recently. I'm glad he's out. Don't trust the current administration with his life.

Posted by: Cosda at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (vVIAr)

158 I like twice baked Stelters. The cheesy the better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (pw+jk)

159 I wouldn't mind Marisa Tomei telling me things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

No, not hot May, the classic Aunt May.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 02:52 PM (lmikk)

160 >I know that Lynne Russell kept me watching CNN back in the early days.
Posted by: Land Down Under at May 06, 2021 02:49 PM (JZT2F)

Hubba. Didn't she turn out to be a non-leftist (which I assume is why she has not been with them for a long time)?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 02:52 PM (DXFDM)

161 > I heard it in my head in Aunt May's voice.

I really knew I was getting old when Marisa Tomei started playing Aunt May.

Posted by: Land Down Under at May 06, 2021 02:52 PM (JZT2F)

162 She's old enough to be your mother!

She's old enough to be in my lap dressed like she was born

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2021 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

163 Inside every potato, there's a a shoestring fry trying to get out
Posted by: JoeF.

And waffles, don't forget the waffles.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 02:52 PM (Rvt88)

164 @DailyCaller

AOC says that she was a "Planned Parenthood baby":

"Let's talk about how many lives Planned Parenthood has saved & how many babies have been born because of the prenatal care provided by Planned Parenthood."

I've never met or heard of anyone going to PP for prenatal care. You?

Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2021 02:52 PM (cF8AT)

165 Speaking of Texas Lege...

They also passed a bill allowing ANY AND ALL elected officials to have their name and address withheld from public tax information.

Curious about whether or not your city council reps pay anywhere near the same taxes you do? You'd better get on your county appraisal district website and look it up now while you can.

Live in a small town where the reps are all "at large?" Curious if they're all neighbors? Better look it up now.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 06, 2021 02:52 PM (V40IZ)

166
WILL PUSSY ABBOTT SIGN??
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (yrol0)

He was on with Rick Roberts last week and said that if they put a bill on his desk for CC, he will sign it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

167 It's the Eye of the Tater, it's the cream of the milk,
Rising up, as you churn it to make butter!

Sour cream, chives and bacon go on him and his ilk,
And he's watching us out of the Eeeeeyyyyyyye...
Of the Tater!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 06, 2021 02:53 PM (H3MF8)

168 WILL PUSSY ABBOTT SIGN??
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (yrol0)

He said he would sign it as soon as it hits his desk about 4 days ago.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 02:53 PM (jvt6t)

169 AOC says that she was a "Planned Parenthood baby"
--------------------

Lucky her

Posted by: The Planned Parenthood Fetuses at May 06, 2021 02:53 PM (uEbPt)

170 No. Just no.

Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at May 06, 2021 02:53 PM (9dzlp)

171 159 I wouldn't mind Marisa Tomei telling me things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

No, not hot May, the classic Aunt May.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 02:52 PM (lmikk)

============

*side eyes Blu-ray of Before the Devil Knows You're Dead*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

172 > Didn't she turn out to be a non-leftist (which I assume is why she has not been with them for a long time)?

Yes, she is quite conservative, as I understand it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 02:54 PM (JZT2F)

173 We laugh--as this repellent geek cashes 10 million dollar checks every year.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2021 02:44 PM (HrMC1)

What was the Twain line about "tainted money?" "Yep, 'taint mine and 'taint yours."

Somebody was saying in the Gates thread that the CCP even has honeytraps going after second-tier novelists.

Not that I care for Oriental women, but where the hell are the lonely, horny women who have a thing for silent movie writers? Or, alternatively, what kind of second-tier novels do I have to write to get some of that sweet action?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 02:54 PM (2JVJo)

174 Is there a more pathetic media personality than Tater?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2021 02:54 PM (cSyAR)

175 I've never met or heard of anyone going to PP for prenatal care. You?
Posted by: Tami
===
the odds are actually higher that she survived an abortion than her mother got prenatal care at PP.

(don't explain the joke)

Posted by: Professor of Humor at May 06, 2021 02:54 PM (veOC6)

176 167 *applauds*

Posted by: turambar at May 06, 2021 02:54 PM (Gylu/)

177 I've never met or heard of anyone going to PP for prenatal care. You?
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2021 02:52 PM (cF8AT)

Uh, no. And isn't she from an upper-class family?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 02:54 PM (Ez6QX)

178 Planned Parenthood; Enter Through Rear

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 06, 2021 02:55 PM (pw+jk)

179 Only FIVE of the NINETY-SEVEN clinics contacted actually provided prenatal services. Thats 95% of the clinics contacted that do NOT offer prenatal services.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 02:55 PM (yrol0)

180 AOC says that she was a "Planned Parenthood baby":

I wish.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 02:55 PM (jvt6t)

181 >Butter and sour cream. That's it (assuming everything is salted well.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 02:51 PM (lmikk)

That is CBD's recipe for french toast toppings.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 06, 2021 02:55 PM (sjdRT)

182 Will Texas refund my just paid CHL ?

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 02:55 PM (TrOGC)

183 Did Doll Eyes Alex ever figure out how to use a garbage disposal?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 02:55 PM (+Tr02)

184 Hubba. Didn't she turn out to be a non-leftist (which I assume is why she has not been with them for a long time)?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 02:52 PM (DXFDM)

I remember a picture of her with a short slit skirt pulled back to reveal the .38 in a garter holster.

Also, not all that long ago whe was with her husband or something and someone broke in to their hotel room and they shot the burglar. Details fuzzy.

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 02:55 PM (ZfRYq)

185 Is there a more pathetic media personality than Tater?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2021 02:54 PM (cSyAR)

Ummmmmmmmm......No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2021 02:55 PM (xW72t)

186 Apparently 25K in now for Biden's koncentration kamps for kids. Stetler should do a show on it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2021 02:56 PM (r+sAi)

187 The percent of "Planned Parenthood babies" who are here to tell the tale is roughly equivalent to the percent of capitol protestors who showed up with bear spray.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2021 02:56 PM (uEbPt)

188 *side eyes Blu-ray of Before the Devil Knows You're Dead*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

Damn. Marissa Tomei and Rosemary Harris. Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Albert Finney. Damn, that is a stacked movie that I have never seen before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 02:56 PM (lmikk)

189 Stelter can't be in the same room with a Fry Daddy due to his fear of them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 02:57 PM (HaL55)

190 Brian's wife is also a fan of Brian being gone for the week.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2021 02:57 PM (4fSQf)

191 Did Doll Eyes Alex ever figure out how to use a garbage disposal?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 02:55 PM (+Tr02)

She should have asked Planned Parenthood

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2021 02:57 PM (uEbPt)

192 Will Texas refund my just paid CHL ?
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 02:55 PM (TrOGC)

No. My wife JUST took the class.....but you'll still have to pay the fees for background checks and fingerprinting and all that regardless.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

193 If AOC were a true Planned Parenthood baby, the only place she would have ended up is in a biohazard bag in the back alley.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 02:57 PM (DXFDM)

194 Forgot the AOC video link....I know you all are just dying to hear her middle school explanation of shit.

https://tinyurl.com/yjk6omop

Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2021 02:57 PM (cF8AT)

195 Good ol Tater DeBater

Every time I see him I think of that DAMN ottoman.

Posted by: Larro at May 06, 2021 02:57 PM (+BbRO)

196 PRESIDENT BIDEN: "We can't deny it, there is a real change in the weather. And if we go 1.5 degrees warmer, we're gonna be in real trouble--the point of no return."

https://tinyurl.com/yhtnuugr
Posted by: Tami

Or, maybe not.
https://tinyurl.com/wc6tvnte

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 06, 2021 02:57 PM (vcOmj)

197 MATT DAMON grew potatoes in his own shit. True story.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

198 188 *side eyes Blu-ray of Before the Devil Knows You're Dead*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

Damn. Marissa Tomei and Rosemary Harris. Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Albert Finney. Damn, that is a stacked movie that I have never seen before.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 02:56 PM (lmikk)

=========

Directed by Sydney Lumet...after the Academy gave him an honorary Oscar.

It's kind of great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

199 Also, not all that long ago whe was with her husband or something and someone broke in to their hotel room and they shot the burglar.
==
and by burglar, you mean Craig's list bull, right?

Posted by: Professor of Humor at May 06, 2021 02:57 PM (veOC6)

200 >I remember a picture of her with a short slit skirt pulled back to reveal the .38 in a garter holster.

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 02:55 PM (ZfRYq)

stahp

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 02:58 PM (DXFDM)

201 The number of live Planned Parenthood of the Master Race babies is equal to the number of Sasquatch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 02:58 PM (+Tr02)

202 Finded the story. 2015:

Chuck de Caro and his wife, former Headline News anchor and CNN correspondent Lynne Russell, were on a road trip and spending the night at an Albuquerque motel when de Caro killed the man during what Russell called an attempted robbery.

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 02:58 PM (ZfRYq)

203 Brian Stelter sees the sun twice in one day: Twice Baked.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

204 The spud is a dud.

It can't possibly help that the spud looks like a big sparkly gay vampire with a metabolic disorder.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2021 02:58 PM (H5knJ)

205 Damn. Marissa Tomei and Rosemary Harris. Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Albert Finney. Damn, that is a stacked movie that I have never seen before.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 02:56 PM (lmikk)

Tarantino wannabe. Or maybe just the opposite. I only remember the Tomei scene.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 02:58 PM (TrOGC)

206 MATT DAMON grew potatoes in his own shit. True story.

I'm Matt Day-mun....

Posted by: Matt Day-mun FAG Member at May 06, 2021 02:59 PM (jvt6t)

207 Puddinhead says his $3T American Jobs Plan won't "cost anybody anything."

Whew, that's a relief.

http://bitly.ws/dfVH

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 06, 2021 02:59 PM (sWM8x)

208 I'll never enjoy sweet potato pie the same way again.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2021 02:59 PM (2goRJ)

209 MATT DAMON grew potatoes in his own shit. True story.
Posted by: wth

The first rule of "Potato Club" is we don't talk shit about Potato Club.
And Matt was on another planet. Yeah, he was out of this world....on potatoes.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 06, 2021 02:59 PM (vcOmj)

210 When Brian was born, did the doctor say to his mom "Congratulations Mrs Stelter, it's a potato"??

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2021 02:59 PM (L2ZTs)

211 How many people is AOC "teaching" about politics? And how many of them believe whatever she says is true and right? That ought to be a hoot and holler to think about, eh?

Posted by: turambar at May 06, 2021 03:00 PM (Gylu/)

212 My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice-baked, baby!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 06, 2021 03:00 PM (H3MF8)

213 >MATT DAMON grew potatoes in his own shit. True story.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

The Martian is an entertaining enough, if somewhat pedestrian story. But that's where that FUCK YEAH SCIENCE meme came from and I can't forgive Weir for that.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 03:00 PM (DXFDM)

214 Zerohedge has this great piece, "Bulletin Of Atomic Scientists Opens The Wuhan Virus Pandora's Box" that is sure to get you suspended on Facebook if you were to post it.

One brief section ...
<i>4. The US role in funding the Wuhan Institute of Virology. From June 2014 to May 2019, Daszak's EcoHealth Alliance had a grant from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), part of the National Institutes of Health, to do gain-of-function research with coronaviruses at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Whether or not SARS2 is the product of that research, it seems a questionable policy to farm out high-risk research to unsafe foreign labs using minimal safety precautions. And if the SARS2 virus did indeed escape from the Wuhan institute, then the NIH will find itself in the terrible position of having funded a disastrous experiment that led to death of more than 3 million worldwide, including more than half a million of its own citizens.</i>

The bottom line: there are enough folks who probably contributed to this pandemic disaster who have been doing their level best at CYA.

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2021 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

215 201 The number of live Planned Parenthood of the Master Race babies is equal to the number of Sasquatch.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 02:58 PM (+Tr02)

Why so harsh??

Posted by: Darrell at May 06, 2021 03:01 PM (jvt6t)

216 I wouldn't mind Marisa Tomei telling me things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

Are you a short, quirky, stocky, bald man, perhaps? I hear that's her type.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 06, 2021 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

217 213 The Martian is an entertaining enough, if somewhat pedestrian story. But that's where that FUCK YEAH SCIENCE meme came from and I can't forgive Weir for that.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 03:00 PM (DXFDM)

=========

Fictional scientist using science to survive impossible conditions merits the occasional brava for science.

That it's been adopted by people who...don't know science from their asshole is not Andy Weir's fault.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

218 > Uh, no. And isn't she from an upper-class family?

Her father is a wealthy architect, and despite all her crap about being "from the Bronx", she grew up in Yorktown Heights, median family income $137,580.

I believe her dad was in architecture school in NYC when she was born.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 03:01 PM (JZT2F)

219 > Her father is a wealthy architect

Was, not is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 03:02 PM (JZT2F)

220 138 Texas Senate just passed 21 YO and old Constitutional Carry. Back to House for markup agreements.

WILL PUSSY ABBOTT SIGN??
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (yrol0)

...
News says he says he will. I'm checking with my buddy in the governor's office.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2021 03:02 PM (yL25O)

221 AHAHAHAHAHA

:: wipes tear ::

Was the replacement guest a "reliable source?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 03:02 PM (Jsjd7)

222 216 I wouldn't mind Marisa Tomei telling me things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

Are you a short, quirky, stocky, bald man, perhaps? I hear that's her type.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 06, 2021 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

=========

Tall, sedate, skinny, full head of hair man. Le sigh...

I'll just settle with my hot redheaded wife who's becoming addicted to her Peloton bicycle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

223 Is there a more pathetic media personality than Tater?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2021 02:54 PM (cSyAR)

Juan Williams is in the running. I cannot recall an intelligent thing he has said, and he sounds like a whiny little bitch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2021 03:02 PM (Q9lwr)

224

"Stelter, who tweeted from his vacation spot to promote the previous edition of "Reliable Sources," has struggled to attract an audience since former President Trump left office. "

LMAO

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 06, 2021 03:02 PM (NuVOb)

225 Sour cream courses through my veins like the mighty Amazon.

Posted by: Tater at May 06, 2021 03:03 PM (BRpqW)

226 PRESIDENT BIDEN: "We can't deny it, there is a real change in the
weather. And if we go 1.5 degrees warmer, we're gonna be in real
trouble--the point of no return."

Normal people call it "springtime."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 03:03 PM (HaL55)

227 Was, not is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 03:02 PM (JZT2F)

I liked those guys

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2021 03:03 PM (uEbPt)

228 I don't know why I find "Eye of the Potato" so funny. I guess I hear it in my brain being read in a promo by a super-serious, deep-voiced announcer guy. "Tonight, on Eye of the Potato...

Posted by: irright at May 06, 2021 03:03 PM (SchQD)

229 So Stelter is a potato and Juan is Sour Cream in his mouth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2021 03:03 PM (4fSQf)

230 B side of "Walk the Dinosaur" was "Roll the Spud."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 03:04 PM (+Tr02)

231 Fucking Homo.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at May 06, 2021 03:04 PM (zv9Qu)

232 Has Chuck Todd opened his trap this week? Is he making this a contest or is Stelter gonna take top marks for "dumbest person in journalism" this week? This little ratings problem will make him hard to edge out, but I suspect Todd has it in him.

C'mon, Chuck! It's been a bad year for you so far. You're being dusted by the tater. Speak up and show the world that you're still in the running for Journalism's Biggest Idiot!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 03:04 PM (Jsjd7)

233 It's the eye of the tuber, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tuber

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:04 PM (/MaDp)

234 Better than the Tater:
https://is.gd/PVfzZe

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 03:05 PM (Jsjd7)

235 Normal people call it "springtime."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 03:03 PM (HaL55)

For Hitler?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:05 PM (lmikk)

236 A flesh eating bacteria is better than Tater.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 03:05 PM (+Tr02)

237 My ratings have soared since I changed my name to "Test Pattern"

Posted by: Tater Stelter at May 06, 2021 03:05 PM (qmsOW)

238 Better than the Tater:
https://is.gd/PVfzZe
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 03:05 PM (Jsjd7)

True story!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

239 PRESIDENT BIDEN: "We can't deny it, there is a real change in the
weather. And if we go 1.5 degrees warmer, we're gonna be in real
trouble--the point of no return."

Normal people call it "springtime."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 03:03 PM (HaL55)
++++
If I had a lesser keyboard, you'd owe me some money for that one!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 03:06 PM (Jsjd7)

240

Member when it was Edwin Newman or some other old guy with big ears talking about the media and how it's sacred and calling balls and strikes and all that serious journalism...Mort Kndreacke or something...that Roger Mudd guy. Brit Hume. Serious newsmen.

Yeah, that's all been replaced by the tub of goo tater.

The father of a friend of mine from HS was a local newsman, and a vet and looked like he could drink anyone under the table. His reporting was sober however, and serious almost to a fault.

That is all gone, replaced with buffoonery.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 06, 2021 03:06 PM (NuVOb)

241 235 Normal people call it "springtime."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 03:03 PM (HaL55)

For Hitler?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:05 PM (lmikk)

=========

Feels more like winter in Poland and France.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

242 Fans have reacted with fury after Laurel Hubbard, a weightlifter who competed in men's competitions before transitioning in 2013, was announced as being in line to take on women at the Tokyo Olympic Games later this year.

The New Zealand Olympic Committee (NZOC) confirmed that Hubbard, who was the subject of a failed Australian weightlifting federation bid to ban her from participating in the 2018 Commonwealth Games, is "very likely" to be allocated a quota spot for the showpiece this summer.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 03:06 PM (UHVv4)

243 "Journalists." These are not our best people.

Posted by: Post-American at May 06, 2021 03:06 PM (po5ZZ)

244 Normal people call it "springtime."

"its getting warmer, I knew that... that... help me out here mommy... that... warmanizing, you know the thing, was true. And who crapped my pants???"
--Joey Fingers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2021 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

245 At least flesh eating bacteria serves a useful purpose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:07 PM (lmikk)

246 Has anyone seen Tater and The Pillsbury Dough Boy in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2021 03:07 PM (cSyAR)

247 242 Fans have reacted with fury after Laurel Hubbard, a weightlifter who competed in men's competitions before transitioning in 2013, was announced as being in line to take on women at the Tokyo Olympic Games later this year.

The New Zealand Olympic Committee (NZOC) confirmed that Hubbard, who was the subject of a failed Australian weightlifting federation bid to ban her from participating in the 2018 Commonwealth Games, is "very likely" to be allocated a quota spot for the showpiece this summer.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 03:06 PM (UHVv4)

=========

Good.

The rest of the world is pointing and laughing at intersectionality and trannyism running rampant in the West? Have it rob the rest of the world of their sports baubles. I don't care. Make the rest of the world care less about the Olympics. Nothing bad can come from that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

248 Are you a short, quirky, stocky, bald man, perhaps? I hear that's her type.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 06, 2021 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

I've got 3 out of the 4. Will that do?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 03:08 PM (2JVJo)

249 "Eye of the Potato"

--

Song by Survivor?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2021 03:08 PM (O+I8R)

250 Feels more like winter in Poland and France.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

_____

And never Christmas.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at May 06, 2021 03:08 PM (aT99a)

251 > Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:04 PM (/MaDp)

Nicely done!

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 03:08 PM (YYlyE)

252 Fucking Homo.
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard
......

lol
He's a Haole, too.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

253 Side note: The Michael Berry Show is quality podcasting.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at May 06, 2021 03:09 PM (Vu7A1)

254 Dud Spud

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2021 03:09 PM (4fSQf)

255 > Fans have reacted with fury after Laurel Hubbard, a weightlifter who competed in men's competitions before transitioning in 2013

Said it before, and I'll say it again: unless something drastic happens, in five years there are going to be two types of sports:

1) Men's sports
2) Tranny sports

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 03:09 PM (JZT2F)

256 I wonder if it would be possible to distract Tater with bacon bits and then slather him with ranch dressing and chives.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2021 03:09 PM (2goRJ)

257 248 Are you a short, quirky, stocky, bald man, perhaps? I hear that's her type.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 06, 2021 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

I've got 3 out of the 4. Will that do?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 03:08 PM (2JVJo)

Yeah, the bald thing is getting me too. Getting a bit thin on top? I can go bruce willis no problem!*

*Note, I am talking the bruce willis shorn close look rather than completely bald. I really should have shaved it all off during the lockdowns to see what was under there. As a buddy said: you never know what's under there until you shave it all off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:09 PM (lmikk)

258 I've got 3 out of the 4. Will that do?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 03:08 PM (2JVJo)
++++
:: Consults Meatloaf ::

Two out of three ain't bad.
So we have a baseline.

2/3 == 0.6666667
3/4 == 0.75
0.75 > 0.67

You're good. Play through.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 03:09 PM (Jsjd7)

259 > Make the rest of the world care less about the Olympics. Nothing bad can come from that.

Indeed. The fledgling UN took its corruption lessons from the IOC. The IOC was the first truly modern multinational graft operation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 03:10 PM (JZT2F)

260 PRESIDENT BIDEN: "We can't deny it, there is a real change in the weather. And if we go 1.5 degrees warmer, we're gonna be in real trouble--the point of no return."

What happens when we go 34 more degrees in two months?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 03:10 PM (OCTRt)

261 Somebody looked at Brian Stetler and actually said, "I do." Ponder that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2021 03:10 PM (O+I8R)

262 226 PRESIDENT BIDEN: "We can't deny it, there is a real change in the
weather. And if we go 1.5 degrees warmer, we're gonna be in real
trouble--the point of no return."

Normal people call it "springtime."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 03:03 PM (HaL55)

30 years from now we'll be wondering if we could GET some global Warming.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (oHd/0)

263 257 248 Are you a short, quirky, stocky, bald man, perhaps? I hear that's her type.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 06, 2021 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

I've got 3 out of the 4. Will that do?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 03:08 PM (2JVJo)

Yeah, the bald thing is getting me too. Getting a bit thin on top? I can go bruce willis no problem!*

*Note, I am talking the bruce willis shorn close look rather than completely bald. I really should have shaved it all off during the lockdowns to see what was under there. As a buddy said: you never know what's under there until you shave it all off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:09 PM (lmikk)

George is getting upset at nobody getting the reference.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (KbCG3)

264 I cannot remember the last time I was excited for the Olympics. First Dream Team?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (lmikk)

265 Eye of the Tater

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (UHVv4)

266 Better than the Tater:
https://is.gd/PVfzZe
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 03:05 PM (Jsjd7)

Better than Ezra:
https://youtu.be/acK0KH2uJGc

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (ifmtJ)

267 >The New Zealand Olympic Committee (NZOC) confirmed that Hubbard, who was the subject of a failed Australian weightlifting federation bid to ban her from participating in the 2018 Commonwealth Games, is "very likely" to be allocated a quota spot for the showpiece this summer.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 03:06 PM (UHVv4)

/me excitedly pops popcorn for the Summer Games

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (DXFDM)

268 2) Tranny sports

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2021 03:09 PM (JZT2F)

Going to miss women's beach volleyball, not gonna lie.

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (ZfRYq)

269 263 George is getting upset at nobody getting the reference.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (KbCG3)

===========

I did get the reference, Mr. Vandalay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

270 The bottom line: there are enough folks who probably contributed to this pandemic disaster who have been doing their level best at CYA.
Posted by: SMOD
====
the bottom line: they got what they paid for

Posted by: FIFY at May 06, 2021 03:12 PM (pm/gQ)

271 Better than the Tater:
https://is.gd/PVfzZe
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

Abby Dowse?

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

272 I smell math.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at May 06, 2021 03:12 PM (Vu7A1)

273
The rest of the world is pointing and laughing at intersectionality and trannyism running rampant in the West? Have it rob the rest of the world of their sports baubles. I don't care. Make the rest of the world care less about the Olympics. Nothing bad can come from that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

I tend to agree, since I have no use for the Olympics or the trannies, but on the other hand, isn't that what the LGBTQIA2,etc., crowd wants? They're not sports fans. They "love" Lebron, but they don't watch the NBA. They think Kaepernick is the second coming of Bart Starr, but they don't watch football. I can't help but feel they're just trying to kill off the games for those of us who do enjoy sports. I don't want to lose sports. I just want to lose the Wokies.

Posted by: Wally at May 06, 2021 03:13 PM (qmsOW)

274 248 Are you a short, quirky, stocky, bald man, perhaps? I hear that's her type.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 06, 2021 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

I've got 3 out of the 4. Will that do?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 03:08 PM (2JVJo)

Damn, I only got 1 out of 4... and that's the quirky one.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2021 03:13 PM (oHd/0)

275 Somebody looked at Brian Stetler and actually said, "I do." Ponder that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2021 03:10 PM (O+I8R)

Or, you're hired.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 06, 2021 03:13 PM (8k7U7)

276 Wasn't it Stelter who said Fox News sent a chick to pretend to be his girlfriend so they could stories about CNN?

Talk about taking one for the team!

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:13 PM (ZfRYq)

277 "George is getting upset at nobody getting the reference.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer"
We got it.

Posted by: Gay Bob at May 06, 2021 03:13 PM (Tnijr)

278 Ugh. I have an old MS Surface that I use as an appliance. I did some stupid things regarding removal of some mandatory Microsoft patches that I needed back in order to get a new piece of functionality I want. I got fed up with trying to fix it.

So I says to myself "I don't have any valuable data on this. I'll do a factory reset, then do the major update that gives me the feature I need, and reinstall the one application I really use on it."

That was 8 hours ago. It doesn't need babysitting (thankfully), but installing Windows 95 *and* Office 97 on my 486 was faster than this. And that was all packaged on like fifty floppy disks. I know the scales are totally different, but it feels like a great stumble backwards on how much time shit like this takes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 03:13 PM (Jsjd7)

279 That was so sad. Magic. Bird. Jordan in his prime. Barkley. Dominique Wilkins(?) John Stockton. Karl Malone.

And don't forget Christian Laettner. Yeah, he made a real impact!*

*I hated Duke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:13 PM (lmikk)

280 Has Tater ever met a donut he doesn't like,?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2021 03:14 PM (cSyAR)

281 You know Brian Stelter is physically unattractive, but at least he has a soothing voice.

Well not exactly a soothing voice, more of a grating nasally one. But at least he's smart.

Well not smart exactly, he's dumb as a log. But at least he's funny.

Okay, not funny, but at least he is fair to both sides.

Okay, not fair to both sides, but at least he's....

A potato.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 06, 2021 03:14 PM (EwPKb)

282 In RE to The tranny weightlifter...."allocated" a spot, not earned it by being a biological male. Fuck the Olympics.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 03:14 PM (jvt6t)

283
Going to miss women's beach volleyball, not gonna lie.
==
So much so, that you'll wistfully tune in, just in time to catch a set of hairy balls sneaking out of the G string bikini Tiffany Johnson of Team USA was sporting.

Posted by: It can always be worse, and every year proves its true at May 06, 2021 03:14 PM (pm/gQ)

284 Anyone heard from Insomniac? He's not returning my calls or sexts.

Posted by: Lena D. at May 06, 2021 03:15 PM (DMUuz)

285 It's the eye of the tater
It's a thrill of the site
Risin' up to the challenge box of donuts

Posted by: ShainS at May 06, 2021 03:15 PM (yfm9p)

286 Oh, what was that other white guy's name on the Dream Team? Dan... something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:15 PM (lmikk)

287 284 Anyone heard from Insomniac? He's not returning my calls or sexts.
Posted by: Lena D. at May 06, 2021 03:15 PM (DMUuz)

He was on last night, Lena. Check back later.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:16 PM (lmikk)

288 "Somebody looked at Brian Stetler and actually said, "I do." Ponder that. "

I'm betting it was more something like, "In do wish I had some sour cream and bacon. "

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2021 03:16 PM (h2OUV)

289 264 I cannot remember the last time I was excited for the Olympics. First Dream Team?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (lmikk)

I still have the T-Shirt!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 06, 2021 03:16 PM (zv9Qu)

290 Those hosers up North sound awfully familiar ...

Alberta Premier Jason Kenney told a closed-door UCP caucus meeting on Sunday "I want a new base" as he slammed the rogue anti-lockdown rodeo in Bowden, the Western Standard has learned
Kenney used the Sunday virtual caucus meeting to rail against the 'No More Lockdowns Rodeo', which attracted approximately 4,000-5,000 attendees over the weekend.
Three UCP MLAs, who spoke to the Western Standard on the condition of anonymity, said another MLA spoke up and reminded Kenney that the people who went to the rodeo werethe "base" of the UCP's support.
"If they are our base, I want a new base," Kenney told the meeting, according to the three MLAs.

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2021 03:16 PM (RHGPo)

291 Oh, what was that other white guy's name on the Dream Team? Dan... something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:15 PM (lmikk)

Majerle?

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 06, 2021 03:16 PM (8k7U7)

292 I remember the Dream Team and during halftime all the other teams they were playing against just wanted to get pictures taken with them.

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:16 PM (ZfRYq)

293 287 284 Anyone heard from Insomniac? He's not returning my calls or sexts.
Posted by: Lena D. at May 06, 2021 03:15 PM (DMUuz)

He was on last night, Lena. Check back later.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:16 PM (lmikk)

He's alive, heard from him today via email.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 03:17 PM (ifmtJ)

294 So much so, that you'll wistfully tune in, just in time to catch a set of hairy balls sneaking out of the G string bikini Tiffany Johnson of Team USA was sporting.
Posted by: It can always be worse

I just threw up in my mouth.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 03:17 PM (OCTRt)

295 Probably should binge watch Macross Frontier again

https://youtu.be/nEhp9cHNuzs

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 03:17 PM (+Tr02)

296 Oh shit. Drinker is doing Soldier in 15 mins! Love that fricking movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:17 PM (lmikk)

297 've never met or heard of anyone going to PP for prenatal care. You?Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2021 02:52 PM (cF8AT)

Nope. I haven't heard that.

I expect she was lying because she wants to support abortion. Her father was an architect, I believe, not some laborer illegal who swam the Rio Grande back in the 90's They had fine medical care, I expect and didn't need to go to PP.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2021 03:17 PM (k39e/)

298 Tater could feed Ireland for a fortnight.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2021 03:17 PM (2goRJ)

299 The Martian was a decent read. The movie was pretty mediocre.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2021 03:17 PM (H5knJ)

300 That's an insult to potatoes everywhere....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2021 03:17 PM (Zmnko)

301 And don't forget Christian Laettner. Yeah, he made a real impact!*

*I hated Duke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:13 PM

Actually he played over 10 years in the NBA and made the all star team one year. Not an all time great but not a bust either.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 03:17 PM (TrOGC)

302 I still have the T-Shirt!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 06, 2021 03:16 PM (zv9Qu)

I worked at McDonalds and still have a couple of the collectible cups we had. Lemme see if I can find them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:18 PM (lmikk)

303 That "female" weight lifter isn't even trying. The least "she" could do is shave her pits.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 06, 2021 03:18 PM (+lVUW)

304 So much so, that you'll wistfully tune in, just in time to catch a set of hairy balls sneaking out of the G string bikini Tiffany Johnson of Team USA was sporting.
Posted by: It can always be worse

I just threw up in my mouth.
===
Great!

That's what I was shooting for.

Posted by: It can always be worse, and every year proves its true at May 06, 2021 03:18 PM (0Ats5)

305 So much so, that you'll wistfully tune in, just in time to catch a set
of hairy balls sneaking out of the G string bikini Tiffany Johnson of
Team USA was sporting.
They are renaming it the Tokyo Olimpdicks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2021 03:18 PM (r+sAi)

306 I cannot remember the last time I was excited for the Olympics. First Dream Team?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (lmikk)
++++
Whenever the Canadian Women's Curling Team is on.
https://is.gd/3GtU8V

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 03:18 PM (Jsjd7)

307 298 Tater could feed Ireland for a fortnight.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2021 03:17 PM (2goRJ)

YOU LEAVE KATHY ALONE!!!!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:19 PM (lmikk)

308 >>Said it before, and I'll say it again: unless something drastic happens, in five years there are going to be two types of sports:

1) Men's sports
2) Tranny sports
- - -

Hmmmm, Rhythmic Dancing is gonna be lit!
More seriously, I think women will continue to excel where their smaller frames are an advantage, such as figure skating an women's gymnastics (big dude on a balance beam might get interesting?). Or. . . those sports will become more masculine, with muscular/powerful jumps and tricks becoming the norm* over grace.

*Already started with women's gymnastics when the paralel bars became more like men's single bar (giants over hip contact/spins around the lower bar).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

309 303 That "female" weight lifter isn't even trying. The least "she" could do is shave her pits.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 06, 2021 03:18 PM (+lVUW)

Wow wow wow Miss Misogynist and her "conventional standards of beauty!"

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:19 PM (ZfRYq)

310 "If they are our base, I want a new base," Kenney told the meeting, according to the three MLAs.
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2021 03:16 PM (RHGPo)

He should change jobs, then. Or someone should help him change jobs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 03:19 PM (ifmtJ)

311 303 That "female" weight lifter isn't even trying. The least "she" could do is shave her pits.
maybe "she" identifies as "french".

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 06, 2021 03:19 PM (sGtp+)

312 Actually he played over 10 years in the NBA and made the all star team one year. Not an all time great but not a bust either.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 03:17 PM (TrOGC)

And if they had not changed the 'No Pros thing' he would have been a bigger part of the team, but come on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:19 PM (lmikk)

313 I have the biggest dick on earth.

Reliable Sources

Posted by: Hotspur at May 06, 2021 03:20 PM (w75HV)

314 I do have to say that the catfighting between trannies and TERFs for who's on top of the oppression stack is always entertaining.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 03:20 PM (DXFDM)

315
So much so, that you'll wistfully tune in, just in time to catch a set
of hairy balls sneaking out of the G string bikini Tiffany Johnson of
Team USA was sporting.
Sponsored by Nair. Now available in a convenient 55-gallon drum. (dispenser sold separately)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 03:21 PM (HaL55)

316 @stillgray

First openly transgender athlete set to compete at delayed Tokyo 2020 Olympics

https://tinyurl.com/yjuc7hcb

In....weightlifting.

Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2021 03:21 PM (cF8AT)

317
Brian Stetler is starring in a Hamlet adaptation for Netflix,

"There's Something Gratin in Denmark"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2021 03:21 PM (EERbD)

318 I'd love to see a tranny slip on the balance beam and wrack itself in a major way.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 03:21 PM (jvt6t)

319 "If they are our base, I want a new base," Kenney told the meeting, according to the three MLAs.
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2021 03:16 PM (RHGPo)
++++
Welcome to the club.

Wanna come down and get drunk?

Posted by: GOP at May 06, 2021 03:21 PM (Jsjd7)

320 Oh shit. Drinker is doing Soldier in 15 mins! Love that fricking movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:17 PM (lmikk)

The only good Blade Runner sequel.
Peak Kurt Russell, physically.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 03:21 PM (ifmtJ)

321 And if they had not changed the 'No Pros thing' he would have been a bigger part of the team, but come on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:19 PM (lmikk

He was definitely the token college player during this Olympic transition.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 03:22 PM (TrOGC)

322 Cut him into bacon
Cut him into ham
Squeeze him into hot dogs
Chop him into spam
Throw his beady eyes out in the rain
Pickle his feet and scramble his brain

Posted by: Max Power at May 06, 2021 03:22 PM (Hucnr)

323 I do have to say that the catfighting between trannies and TERFs for who's on top of the oppression stack is always entertaining.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 03:20 PM (DXFDM)

It's Karens Uber Alles, and don't any of you forget it.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 06, 2021 03:22 PM (qmsOW)

324 319 "If they are our base, I want a new base," Kenney told the meeting, according to the three MLAs.
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2021 03:16 PM (RHGPo)
++++

We don't like you Jason. We really really don't like you.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2021 03:23 PM (cSyAR)

325 Better than Ezra:
https://youtu.be/acK0KH2uJGc
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (ifmtJ)
+++++
It was good, living with your warthog.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 03:23 PM (Jsjd7)

326 Tater should invite MegaJugs McHunger on to his show and cover himself with melted butter. His ratings would soar. I envision the audience watching in rapt attention like when Jabba dumped the green chick into the Rancor pit.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 06, 2021 03:23 PM (BRpqW)

327 318 I'd love to see a tranny slip on the balance beam and wrack itself in a major way.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 03:21 PM (jvt6t)

There was a Dennis Miller bit a long time ago. Choice bits from memory:

-I am gonna be surprised the next time a woman tells me I am being too rough in bed. These women are banging their cervix off a frozen theater rope at 40 miles an hour!

-that is one sport that men would have to compete in posthumously. It I ever hit something that hard with my dick, I'm gonna spot weld to it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:24 PM (lmikk)

328 >>I'd love to see a tranny slip on the balance beam and wrack itself in a major way.

Yeah, that could be bad. The beam in general typically includes moves where having a 'package' would make it painful. The old paralel bars was the same way, but now it's mostly swinging around w/hands on the bars vs. hip/pelvis contact.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 03:24 PM (bDqIh)

329 11 i like that Schlichter is now arguing that Tater is literally, physically a potato.
__________

Not a winning argument.

Potatoes serve a useful function in society, and people like them.

This fat, bulbous load? Not so much.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2021 03:24 PM (k4dH2)

330 >>>I worked at McDonalds and still have a couple of the collectible cups we had. Lemme see if I can find them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:18 PM (lmikk)

=======

I remember those coca-cola glasses they sold, around ten to twelve years ago or so. They had to be recalled for some health reason. Weren't they made in China?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at May 06, 2021 03:24 PM (Pxs3T)

331 Tater did the Mash.

It was a graveyard smash.

--- Bobby Pickett

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 03:24 PM (Rvt88)

332 A biological boy can dream.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 03:25 PM (jvt6t)

333 The Martian was a decent read. The movie was pretty mediocre.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

MATT DAMON

Posted by: MATT DAMON at May 06, 2021 03:25 PM (nI1Kq)

334 I remember those coca-cola glasses they sold, around ten to twelve years ago or so. They had to be recalled for some health reason. Weren't they made in China?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at May 06, 2021 03:24 PM (Pxs3T)

I can only find the Magic Johnson one right this minute. Would have been '92, right? Damn that makes me feel old.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:26 PM (lmikk)

335 Hey look, a real judge that's not playing the game.

https://tinyurl.com/4wfu5c2h

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 06, 2021 03:26 PM (8k7U7)

336 OK, who wants to hear "Honey?"

Posted by: Bobby Goldsboro at May 06, 2021 03:27 PM (sWM8x)

337 Not a winning argument.

Potatoes serve a useful function in society, and people like them.

This fat, bulbous load? Not so much.
==
Well I'm mostly convinced. Still I'd like one more experiment. Lets peel of all his skin, parboil him and then cover him in salt.

Posted by: It can always be worse, and every year proves its true at May 06, 2021 03:27 PM (0Ats5)

338 Lets bury Tater and see what happens.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:28 PM (/MaDp)

339 The Martian was a decent read. The movie was pretty mediocre.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

MATT DAMON
Posted by: MATT DAMON at May 06, 2021 03:25 PM (nI1Kq)
........

Yeah, but you never died, so it was all bullshit.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

340 Once you look at everything through the lens of marketing and persuasion, you understand where special lie phrases like "Planned Parenthood baby" come from.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2021 03:28 PM (uEbPt)

341 I can only find the Magic Johnson one right this minute. Would have been '92, right? Damn that makes me feel old.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:26 PM (lmikk)

Must have been the AIDS collector edition.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2021 03:28 PM (89T5c)

342 Re: Dennis Miller on Female Gymnastics from the Off White Album

Relevant part starts at around 10:00

https://tinyurl.com/3zmxscj7

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:28 PM (lmikk)

343 OK, who wants to hear "Honey?"
Posted by: Bobby Goldsboro at May 06, 2021 03:27 PM (sWM8x)

Our new National Anthem?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 03:29 PM (jvt6t)

344 I saw The Warriors play "Eye of the Potato" at the Schnitzer Auditorium in '83

Posted by: Governor Stacy Abrams, romance lovelist at May 06, 2021 03:29 PM (+oR7L)

345 333 The Martian was a decent read. The movie was pretty mediocre.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

MATT DAMON
-----------------
Jeebus was that a fucked up movie. It would never end.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:29 PM (/MaDp)

346 OK, who wants to hear "Honey?"
Posted by: Bobby Goldsboro at May 06, 2021 03:27 PM (sWM8x)

No one.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2021 03:30 PM (EERbD)

347 Once you look at everything through the lens of marketing and
persuasion, you understand where special lie phrases like "Planned
Parenthood baby" come from.

Crazy people.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 03:30 PM (HaL55)

348
MATT DAMON

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 06, 2021 03:31 PM (EERbD)

349

800,000?

700,000 were turned on for background noise in comatose nursing home patient rooms...

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at May 06, 2021 03:31 PM (o6NKx)

350 Buring Tater will only make more.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2021 03:31 PM (Cxk7w)

351 Said it before, and I'll say it again: unless
something drastic happens, in five years there are going to be two types
of sports:

1) Men's sports

2) Tranny sports

- - -

Hmmmm, Rhythmic Dancing is gonna be lit!Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 03:19 PM (bDqIh)
I don't see how Title IX survives to this day. It's blatantly sexist. There should be one football team, one basketball team, one hockey team, one volleyball team, etc. They don't have women's fire stations and women's infantry platoons and women's police precincts, yet they keep telling us women are as good as men at those things.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 06, 2021 03:31 PM (Rs1d/)

352 Twitter suspended Elise Stefanik's comms director. You know, Elise Stefanik, who will be replacing Liz Cheney. The one endorsed by Trump to replace her.

And get this - they said it was a mistake.

Weird how that happens.

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:31 PM (ZfRYq)

353 @ByronYork

House GOPer on Liz Cheney: 'It came to a boiling point at our retreat when she's doing a press conference, still talking about January 6 and Donald Trump when we're all talking about unifying to defeat Pelosi's socialist agenda and win the House back.'

https://tinyurl.com/yzvltqjs

Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2021 03:31 PM (cF8AT)

354 There was a Ukrainian birthing person at the last Olympics that was super hot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2021 03:31 PM (89T5c)

355 Curler

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2021 03:32 PM (89T5c)

356 Jeebus was that a fucked up movie. It would never end.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:29 PM (/MaDp)

I got an idea! I know a brilliant CalTech student that has a plan!! He's just coming back from an all night rave.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 03:32 PM (jvt6t)

357 BTW - the couple in Alaska whose house was raided by the FBI looking for Pelosi's laptop?

Turns out they had a run-in with Alaska air flight attendants over masks and got banned from flying with them. And the flight attendants looked them up and used the info to turn them in to the FBI.

THis should be a huge story. It won't be.

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:33 PM (ZfRYq)

358 356 Jeebus was that a fucked up movie. It would never end.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:29 PM (/MaDp)

I got an idea! I know a brilliant CalTech student that has a plan!! He's just coming back from an all night rave.
-----------------
But you need the ChiComs Space Program to save him. I expected the 'Lets Buy The World a Coke and Sing In Perfect Harmony' to breakout on the sound track.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:34 PM (/MaDp)

359 Had kinda forgotten this performance of "Universal Bunny" by May'n

https://youtu.be/XEbmGa3_qU4

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 03:34 PM (+Tr02)

360 The Martian is really just Home Alone in space.

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:35 PM (ZfRYq)

361 >>House GOPer on Liz Cheney: 'It came to a boiling point at our retreat when she's doing a press conference, still talking about January 6 and Donald Trump when we're all talking about unifying to defeat Pelosi's socialist agenda and win the House back.'

"Leadership"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 03:35 PM (bDqIh)

362 Jeebus was that a fucked up movie. It would never end.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:29 PM (/MaDp)
.......

It would have been OK if he died in the first 5 minutes.
The End

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

363 House GOPer on Liz Cheney: 'It came to a boiling point at our retreat when she's doing a press conference, still talking about January 6 and Donald Trump when we're all talking about unifying to defeat Pelosi's socialist agenda and win the House back.'

https://tinyurl.com/yzvltqjs
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2021 03:31 PM (cF8AT)

So a Karen wanted to yammer on endlessly about her pet concern and personal struggle, while the rest of the team was working on something to actually benefit the group?
Hey, Congress is just like every other workplace!

Posted by: Wally at May 06, 2021 03:36 PM (qmsOW)

364 "306 I cannot remember the last time I was excited for the Olympics. First Dream Team?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (lmikk)
++++
Whenever the Canadian Women's Curling Team is on.
https://is.gd/3GtU8V"
******
First trip back to sea after my wedding we docked at Carterrett NJ to off load heating oil. Had about twelve hours to spend with my Bride in a motel. The '88 winter games were on the TV but the real Olympics was in that bed. Next trip in I was informed I was to be a Dad.

Posted by: Cosda at May 06, 2021 03:36 PM (vVIAr)

365 361 >>House GOPer on Liz Cheney: 'It came to a boiling point at our retreat when she's doing a press conference, still talking about January 6 and Donald Trump when we're all talking about unifying to defeat Pelosi's socialist agenda and win the House back.'

"Leadership"
-------------------
Once you go Bushie you never go back.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:36 PM (/MaDp)

366 331 Tater did the Mash.

It was a graveyard smash.

--- Bobby Pickett
more like a gravyyard smash.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 06, 2021 03:36 PM (v3pYe)

367 Weird things happening in the markets watch the next few days...

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2021 03:36 PM (VpIIl)

368 "Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse" would get better ratings than Da 'Tater.

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 06, 2021 03:37 PM (DB16e)

369
Do people watch Matt Damon? That's weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2021 03:37 PM (Uh2oA)

370 362 Jeebus was that a fucked up movie. It would never end.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:29 PM (/MaDp)
.......

It would have been OK if he died in the first 5 minutes.
The End
----------------
That is true of any Matt Damon movie.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:38 PM (/MaDp)

371 306 I cannot remember the last time I was excited for the Olympics. First Dream Team?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:11 PM (lmikk)
++++

I think '76 was my last go round with the Olympics. And we ALL know what happened to our Decathlete champion later on......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 03:38 PM (jvt6t)

372 More seriously, I think women will continue to excel where their smaller frames are an advantage, such as figure skating an women's gymnastics (big dude on a balance beam might get interesting?). Or. . . those sports will become more masculine, with muscular/powerful jumps and tricks becoming the norm* over grace.

*Already started with women's gymnastics when the paralel bars became more like men's single bar (giants over hip contact/spins around the lower bar).
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

Actually, men likely have an advantage in women's gymnastics as well.

https://youtu.be/Jvz3F4HP170

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 06, 2021 03:38 PM (jOcSX)

373 "Twitter suspended Elise Stefanik's comms director. You know, Elise
Stefanik, who will be replacing Liz Cheney. The one endorsed by Trump
to replace her.
"
We call this "testing the wire".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2021 03:38 PM (VpIIl)

374 354 There was a Ukrainian birthing person at the last Olympics that was super hot.
so... a birthing person that looked like a berthing person?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 06, 2021 03:39 PM (v3pYe)

375 It would have been OK if he died in the first 5 minutes.
The End
----------------
That is true of any Matt Damon movie.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:38 PM (/MaDp)

Could have saved me a lot of time watching The Departed if someone had just shot him 5 minutes in.

Posted by: Wally at May 06, 2021 03:39 PM (qmsOW)

376 In all fairness, I thought MATT DAMON! was well-cast in True Grit.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2021 03:39 PM (dfRN6)

377 The Martian is really just Home Alone in space.
Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:35 PM (ZfRYq)

"Home Alone" is really just "Prometheus" at Christmas time.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2021 03:39 PM (EERbD)

378 I think '76 was my last go round with the Olympics. And we ALL know what happened to our Decathlete champion later on......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 03:38 PM (jvt6t)
---------
The next Governess of California.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 06, 2021 03:39 PM (xqRaG)

379 Turns out they had a run-in with Alaska air flight attendants over masks and got banned from flying with them. And the flight attendants looked them up and used the info to turn them in to the FBI.

Since I don't want to get banned, I will simply say it is a pity that "The Equalizer" is fiction.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 03:40 PM (2JVJo)

380 376 In all fairness, I thought MATT DAMON! was well-cast in True Grit.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2021 03:39 PM (dfRN6)

Yeah. Gotta give him props for Good Will Hunting too. That's about it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 03:40 PM (jvt6t)

381 I think '76 was my last go round with the Olympics. And we ALL know what happened to our Decathlete champion later on......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 03:38 PM (jvt6t)

That was historic, with that woman beating all those men to win the Decathlon. Incredible. How'd she do it?

Posted by: Wally at May 06, 2021 03:41 PM (qmsOW)

382 377 The Martian is really just Home Alone in space.
Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:35 PM (ZfRYq)

"Home Alone" is really just "Prometheus" at Christmas time.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2021 03:39 PM (EERbD)

Prometheus is really just Manos, Hands of Fate with a bigger budget.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:41 PM (lmikk)

383 Gruesome Newsome or Bruceless Jenner

Nut or the Flake?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 03:41 PM (+Tr02)

384 354 There was a Ukrainian birthing person at the last Olympics that was super hot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2021 03:31 PM (89T5c)

Birthing? That's a sport now? Well, I guess that's one that will never be dominated by trannies.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 06, 2021 03:41 PM (H3MF8)

385 I liked Matt Damon in the first two Bourne movies. I cannot think of another part I have really liked him in.

Maybe he was good in The Departed but I had such a hard time telling him apart from Leo DiCaprio I couldn't tell who was who until like half way through the movie

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 06, 2021 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

386 That was historic, with that woman beating all those men to win the Decathlon. Incredible. How'd she do it?
Posted by: Wally at May 06, 2021 03:41 PM (qmsOW)

Balls.

And also, separately: Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 03:41 PM (lmikk)

387 Nood freakshow

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 03:42 PM (z5Vrg)

388 377 "Home Alone" is really just "Prometheus" at Christmas time.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2021 03:39 PM (EERbD

====

Some are getting close to the grand unified theory of cinema. At the center of everything, the grand equation that solves for everything is...

I shall not mention it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 06, 2021 03:42 PM (x9UHx)

389 A lot of aggrieved snowflakes need to be Equalized.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 03:42 PM (+Tr02)

390 Curling, at least, is a sport where men and women can be pretty much equal.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 06, 2021 03:42 PM (H3MF8)

391 The Martian is really just Home Alone in space.
Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:35 PM (ZfRYq)

"Home Alone" is really just "Prometheus" at Christmas time.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2021 03:39 PM (EERbD)

Prometheus is really just Citizen Kane set on Earth.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2021 03:42 PM (2JVJo)

392 In all fairness, I thought MATT DAMON! was well-cast in True Grit.

Yeah, he was pretty good in that, too, but not real stand out. Hailee Stanfield and Jeff Bridges were much more noticeable and powerful.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 06, 2021 03:43 PM (KZzsI)

393 I think Matt was the guy who couldn't get it up.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

394 352 Twitter suspended Elise Stefanik's comms director. You know, Elise Stefanik, who will be replacing Liz Cheney. The one endorsed by Trump to replace her.
And get this - they said it was a mistake.
Weird how that happens.
Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:31 PM (ZfRYq)

Bizarre how the mistakes only ever happen one way.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2021 03:43 PM (caHTz)

395 376 In all fairness, I thought MATT DAMON! was well-cast in True Grit.
-----------------
Meh, between Glen Campbel and Matt Damon the Coen brothers were just type casting to the original movie. Glen Campbell sang The Witchata Lineman and grew up as a sharecropper and became a God. Matt is some runt they scraped off the streets of Boston.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:43 PM (/MaDp)

396 Some are getting close to the grand unified theory of cinema. At the
center of everything, the grand equation that solves for everything
is...

Metropolis

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 03:43 PM (+Tr02)

397 'Since I don't want to get banned, I will simply say it is a pity that "The Equalizer" is fiction."
*****
Yeah, were is Bob Lee Swagger when you need him?

Posted by: Cosda at May 06, 2021 03:43 PM (vVIAr)

398 77 The Martian is really just Home Alone in space.
Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:35 PM (ZfRYq)

"Home Alone" is really just "Prometheus" at Christmas time.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2021 03:39 PM (EERbD)

Prometheus is really just Manos, Hands of Fate with a bigger budget.

Prometheus is really just The Sound Of Music with better CGI...

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 03:43 PM (jvt6t)

399 >The next Governess of California.
Posted by: zmdavid at May 06, 2021 03:39 PM (xqRaG)

Cue that meme of Howard Cosell standing between OJ Simpson and Bruce Jenner: "I've been to the future and you would not believe the shit I've seen"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 03:43 PM (DXFDM)

400 I don't know nuthin bout birthin trannys!

Posted by: Prissy at May 06, 2021 03:43 PM (Tnijr)

401 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: MATT DAMON! at May 06, 2021 03:44 PM (Vu7A1)

402 I thought Matt Damon blew chunks in True Grit. I don't even know what he was trying to do but he made the La Bouef character seem non-human, nobody talks or behaves that way. Not using contractions didn't help.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 06, 2021 03:45 PM (4thlk)

403 Matt Damon's best movie still is Dogma

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2021 03:46 PM (+Tr02)

404 Yeah, he was pretty good in that, too, but not real stand out. Hailee Stanfield and Jeff Bridges were much more noticeable and powerful.
----------------
Yep. There was no way Barry Pepper could beat Robert Duvall as Ned Pepper. What man could? Broslin was okay.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:46 PM (/MaDp)

405 398 77 The Martian is really just Home Alone in space.
Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 03:35 PM (ZfRYq)

"Home Alone" is really just "Prometheus" at Christmas time.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2021 03:39 PM (EERbD)

Prometheus is really just Manos, Hands of Fate with a bigger budget.

Prometheus is really just The Sound Of Music with better CGI...
------------------
Ghost Ship kicks all of your asses.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:47 PM (/MaDp)

406 Everybody gives Glen Campbell crap for his role in True Grit but I thought he did fine. He wouldn't cut his hair, so he looked out of place where everyone else was perfect but other than that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 06, 2021 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

407 406 Everybody gives Glen Campbell crap for his role in True Grit but I thought he did fine. He wouldn't cut his hair, so he looked out of place where everyone else was perfect but other than that.
-------------------------
They followed the John Wayne movie model of always putting a new hit singer in his movies. It never really worked but I'm sure the studios were happy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 03:51 PM (/MaDp)

408 Shouldn't the name of the program be "Unreliable sources"?

It might get a bigger audience if it had a correct name.

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at May 06, 2021 04:42 PM (oMkPq)

409 Xhe's cuter than xher.

Posted by: motionview - Wuhan Flu and China Virus FTW at May 06, 2021 04:44 PM (RKp8A)

410 When Ace doesn't tell is what the ratings are for NewsMax or OAN you know they must be dreadfull

Posted by: Proud Moderate at May 06, 2021 04:57 PM (nQ4SJ)

411 11 I like that Schlichter is now arguing that Tater is literally, physically a potato...

CNN is covering up the incident where a naked Brian Stetler was dumped at the emergency room door with multiple tiny little plastic hands, hats noses eyes and shoes embedded in his naked flesh...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 06, 2021 10:53 PM (q2F/n)

412 345 333 The Martian was a decent read. The movie was pretty mediocre.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

MATT DAMON
-----------------
Jeebus was that a fucked up movie. It would never end.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021

That's how space rolls. If things start happening fast, someone is dying.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 06, 2021 11:00 PM (q2F/n)

413 Since the Burger King racist has not yet been doxxed and is a household name, I have nickel that says he is a liberal agent provocateur. Could be wrong, but it has happened and will continue. They are insane, and dedicated. Only a matter of time until a so called conservative commit mass murder and the media has plenty of proof due to internet history. How hard would it be to comment everyfuckinwhere online in order to meet the goal of demonizing an entire group of people in this environment? Not difficult at all.

Posted by: Ready for the new Days of Noah at May 07, 2021 12:53 AM (AoFZU)

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The Ratings for Brian Stelter's Show -- "Eye of the Potato" -- Increase.
Bad News: The Ratings Increase When Tater Is on Vacation and Has a Fill-In Host.