New CIA Recruitment Video Is A Real Doozy

In case you haven't seen it, here's the very woke recruitment ad for the CIA, which basically advertises the CIA as a good place for the Validation and Gender Affirmation of woke millennials with exotic sexualities and mental problems.

Tucker Carlson spoke about the Cisgender Intersectional Agency recruitment ad last night, and suggested that "Mija" might actually be a superspy mole -- designed to infiltrate the Obama/Clinton/Brennan junta that rules the nation against the wishes of the people:

Mark Dice shows off other CIA recruitment videos -- not parodies. These are also real.

Very heavy on sexual identity and mental problems.

Okay, so finally: We have a parody of the CIA's ad.

And it's a good one.

Enjoy.

Somewhat related:

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM




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1 Yikes.

Posted by: Catherine at May 05, 2021 05:40 PM (41zFX)

2 I'll get em

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2021 05:40 PM (Cxk7w)

3 Pretty funny.. The parody that is

Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2021 05:41 PM (Zmnko)

4 The Bourne Self Identity

Posted by: teh wind at May 05, 2021 05:41 PM (fVZkX)

5 Saw a video couple days ago a woman who works for CIA was saying she always did hang out with the Communists so it was a good fit for her to work there.

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2021 05:42 PM (Cxk7w)

6 I recognize The Rick in that NAMBLA thing. Who are the others?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 05:42 PM (cSyAR)

7 That is a bunch of balding white dudes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 05:43 PM (lmikk)

8
Also, Ben Shapiro is a cocksucking phony grifter.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 05:43 PM (Jp6c/)

9 That NAMBLA photo is disturbing. They all look alike.

Posted by: dantesed at May 05, 2021 05:44 PM (88xKn)

10 I see they have the same hair dresser.

Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2021 05:44 PM (AwYPR)

11
Posted by: Cocksucker at May 05, 2021 05:43 PM (a16K

^^
Cocksucker is here.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 05:44 PM (Jp6c/)

12 That Lincoln Log snapshot: what a bunch of sad fucking never wases. These guys make Jonah Goldberg look like a meteoric success story. Do they not have gyms where these halfmen live? I'd think the opportunities to look at other men in the shower would motivate that crowd if nothing else.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2021 05:44 PM (H5knJ)

13 My cousin, a Mexican was a valedictorian at Stanford and the CIA during the 80's wanted to recruit him. They bothered the shit out of him. Them videos were steaming pile of shit.

Posted by: JROD at May 05, 2021 05:44 PM (0jZnq)

14 Evening.

Can we go back to the Hamster Fire AoS site?

I'm really missing that version.

Green

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2021 05:45 PM (JtOZc)

15 Mental illness? Chip on your shoulder? Daddy issues? Deep-seated anger? Identity problems?

There is hope. You are a valuable jewel. You are worth it! We'll help you learn the truth about *you!*

Find yourself. Find the CIA.

Posted by: When does my check come? at May 05, 2021 05:45 PM (Jsjd7)

16 "Saw a video couple days ago a woman who works for CIA was saying she
always did hang out with the Communists so it was a good fit for her to
work there."

It's things like that that give the CIA incredability.

Posted by: John Brennan at May 05, 2021 05:45 PM (Tnijr)

17 nope, this is the intel agency of our "future"; not much on learning about what other countries are doing, but hell-beating tanbark for superintending death squads removing "enemies of the people".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 05, 2021 05:45 PM (ErSvT)

18 Honesty... it's not satire.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2021 05:45 PM (3H9h1)

19 Little known fact: Genghis Kahn (pronounced Jin-Jis) conquered Asia with an elite group of undercover trannies.

Posted by: MJ at May 05, 2021 05:45 PM (gAMkn)

20 We're doomed.

Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at May 05, 2021 05:46 PM (W4eKo)

21 MANY TRUMP VOTERS SKEPTICAL OF VACCINE RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at May 05, 2021 05:46 PM (Tnijr)

22 I guess they aren't recruiting any more Maya's.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 05:47 PM (65QQw)

23 "millenial cisgender diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder"
.......

Quick, give her a badge and a gun!!!

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

24 The Lincoln loggers are working up their pizza order, as we type

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 05:47 PM (3i7pT)

25 We're doomed.
Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at May 05, 2021 05:46 PM (W4eKo)
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If it's any consolation, they won't last and will all be dead about the same time - though more likely a little bit after - all of us.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2021 05:47 PM (Jsjd7)

26 Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at May 05, 2021 05:46 PM (Tnijr)
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I love this sock.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2021 05:48 PM (Jsjd7)

27 What is "Generalized Anxiety Disorder"?

Sounds like a euphemism for "pussy".

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2021 05:48 PM (JtOZc)

28 I'm tragically uncolored.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2021 05:48 PM (63Dwl)

29 The CIA, come for the wild, transsexual, inter-racial sex orgies, stay for the domestic spying! Now with free lip gloss!!

Posted by: Dr Spank - Cocks and Logic at May 05, 2021 05:48 PM (KI9pC)

30 Act now and get your own Space Boner shirt!

Posted by: SpaceX at May 05, 2021 05:49 PM (1vynn)

31 I guess I shouldn't ask her to show me her tits.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

32 I'm tragically uncolored.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2021 05:48 PM (63Dwl)
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Not at all. You're just a Person of Pallor.

And you are beautiful.

Posted by: Things that no one ever says at May 05, 2021 05:49 PM (Jsjd7)

33
What is "Generalized Anxiety Disorder"?

The flip side of Card-B's hit record.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2021 05:50 PM (63Dwl)

34 Now with free lip gloss!!

Posted by: Dr Spank - Cocks and Logic at May 05, 2021 05:48 PM (KI9pC)

How about lisp gloss?

Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2021 05:50 PM (AwYPR)

35 I guess I shouldn't ask her to show me her tits.
Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

Ya know, she *does* have nice tits.

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2021 05:50 PM (JtOZc)

36 Slap a little lube on Rick Wilson's head and he could be just what the doctor ordered.

Posted by: John Weaver at May 05, 2021 05:50 PM (3i7pT)

37 Way to kill the rocket high, Ace.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 05, 2021 05:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

38 Many years ago when I earned a full ride scholarship to a prestigious college, the CAI tried on several occasions to recruit me. Not because of that garbage language I heard in the video links above, but because I was making the grades and because I was the best sharpshooter in the college. Different times.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2021 05:50 PM (2goRJ)

39 Yeah, I seriously doubt she's a mole.

Maybe he can get the idiots to buy that *someone* must be disloyal...

Also:
Possible lurker 'Ette sighting: older mama-looking type with a YUUGE drink in hand, wearing a t-shirt with the caption "Not everything in Iowa is flat"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 05, 2021 05:50 PM (8pTLt)

40 Federal Rules, of course, prohibit the mass-firing of Civil Service Employees, such as the GS-whatevers of the CIA.

Fine, whatever.

But I'd strip every damn one of them of their security clearance for anything above mopping a floor, and that only after trustworthy Patriots had cleared the spaces of every single document and shut down every screen from corner to corner.

We're stuck with paying their salaries, but there's no reason we have to get stuck with their security risks and worse.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2021 05:50 PM (QzJWU)

41 CIA had a recruitment table set up in the student union one day. So I stopped by and talked to the recruiters. It was all about the benefits and nothing but benefits. This was during the cold war and I was at least expecting at least some throw away lines about serving the country and apple pie. Nope. Get your benefits.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 05, 2021 05:50 PM (Ugos9)

42 The chair is against my balls. Sally has a long mustache. Wait, wut?

Posted by: CIA Recruit at May 05, 2021 05:51 PM (W4eKo)

43 We may not last long enough for this shit to matter. Our debt to GDP ratio is higher now than Greece's was in 2008 when their economy came to a sudden crashing halt.

And Puddinhead wants a $4T "infrastructure" bill.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2021 05:51 PM (sWM8x)

44 Generalized anxiety disorder> can't get your shit together.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 05:51 PM (65QQw)

45 We're going to have a serious problem with double agents.

Posted by: Just Saying at May 05, 2021 05:51 PM (+5yHl)

46 For someone who is not a "box checking exercise" she sure checks a shitload of boxes.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 05, 2021 05:51 PM (G1OI6)

47 All this Woke shit? The CIA actually believes it. It's not just P.R. All major institutions believe the same things because they're run by people drawn from the same crop of elites. The CIA isn't limiting their recruiting to Chad and Blake from the Harvard Republican Club. They're recruiting the average Harvard grad. And you know what a woke asshole that is.

The left will try to tell you that the wokeness of a major institutions is insincere. This is because they cannot come to grips with the fact that they are not outsiders anymore. They don't want to deal with the consequences of accepting that they - the hardcore left - are the establishment.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 05, 2021 05:51 PM (4pSgB)

48 "I can wax eloquent"
........

Brazilian?

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

49 Many years ago when I earned a full ride scholarship to a prestigious college, the CAI tried on several occasions to recruit me. Not because of that garbage language I heard in the video links above, but because I was making the grades and because I was the best sharpshooter in the college. Different times.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2021 05:50 PM (2goRJ)
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Ah, so back when they were at least ostensibly a foreign intelligence agency instead of an open and obvious domestic political purity enforcement and surveillance agency?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2021 05:52 PM (Jsjd7)

50 The Rick looks like a dick.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 05:52 PM (cSyAR)

51 I saw the Generalzed Anxiety Disorders open for...Wait no I didn't. I was going to the concert but then I got high.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2021 05:52 PM (kTF2Z)

52 *waving to Helena Handbasket*

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 05:53 PM (65QQw)

53 Generalized anxiety disorder> can't get your shit together.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 05:51 PM (65QQw)

Two thoughts...

1. Exactly the type of person that needs to be in Central Intelligence. [/sarc]

2. So like I said, a pussy.

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2021 05:53 PM (JtOZc)

54 Brazilian?
Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 05:52 PM (v0R5T)
====

Well, sure! Thanks!

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at May 05, 2021 05:53 PM (iydjf)

55 Bunch of ass clowns.

Abolish all they asses.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 05, 2021 05:53 PM (R/m4+)

56 Psycho Spy

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

57 We may not last long enough for this shit to matter. Our debt to GDP ratio is higher now than Greece's was in 2008 when their economy came to a sudden crashing halt.

And Puddinhead wants a $4T "infrastructure" bill.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2021 05:51 PM (sWM8x)
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We have a bit more leeway than Greece. Own currency, reserve currency, oil pricing power, real economy, etc.

But the point remains. We'll keep spending until it goes boom. And then, of course, everyone goes down at all once because we're the linchpin of the global financial system. The dominoes will fall *fast* when we drop.

I doubt they care about this, either, by the way. It wouldn't surprise me if they do it on purpose. All the better to "fix the problems" through a Great Reset...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2021 05:55 PM (Jsjd7)

58 Nice picture of her being congratulated by Big Giant Head Brennan for winning some kinda Participation Award. He looks real proud of her.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 05, 2021 05:55 PM (G1OI6)

59 This is just an op to confuse our enemies.

Posted by: f'd at May 05, 2021 05:55 PM (Tnijr)

60 So, who is the loser on the left in the photo of cucks.

Posted by: dantesed at May 05, 2021 05:55 PM (88xKn)

61 It's tranny spies all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 05, 2021 05:55 PM (W4eKo)

62 On second thought this might be brilliant. It takes a mental defective to recognize another mental defective.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 05:55 PM (65QQw)

63 AHAHAHAHAHA

E-Mail subject line: AAA Live Webcast Event: Magical Disney Vacations

Hard pass, AAA. Talk about barking up the wrong damn tree.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2021 05:56 PM (Jsjd7)

64 Why are all the Lincoln Project dudes fat balding white guys with bitch tits?

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2021 05:56 PM (JtOZc)

65 The video has been a gold mine for the spooks. Think about how many people have clicked on it and don't think for a minute they can't follow the stream. They now know their actual recruiting list, their culls and those people they need to watch. They always have a plan.

Posted by: Only Context at May 05, 2021 05:56 PM (xEIoY)

66 Dennis Prager destroyed this video today, stating the CIA wants to destroy America. I cannot see how Dennis is incorrect.

Funny that the CIA is hiring people with emotional problems. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2021 05:57 PM (VWp7G)

67 I'd call her Chesty but she might pull out her Glock and shoot the mail room guy.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

68 What is "Generalized Anxiety Disorder"?


Having irrational fear of anything/everything in her life going bad, big-time. I think.

So, no worries with her handling classified materials and/or making assessments of intel info. Yikes! I expect she did not have the disorder when hired. Hopefully. But who knows, maybe there's a hiring quota at CIA for mentally disturbed people. YIKES!

Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2021 05:57 PM (AMIL/)

69 Liz Cheney "urges Republicans to reject Trump cult of personality".

I wonder what the hell she is driveling on about? Has she no pride in occupying her own space? She needs to celebrate her generalized anxiety disorder. She should also buy a t-shirt that says "Liz" on it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 05:57 PM (3i7pT)

70 Nice picture of her being congratulated by Big Giant Head Brennan for winning some kinda Participation Award. He looks real proud of her.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 05, 2021 05:55 PM (G1OI6)

-----------

She won the first annual award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2021 05:57 PM (kTF2Z)

71 >>>Ah, so back when they were at least ostensibly a foreign intelligence
agency instead of an open and obvious domestic political purity
enforcement and surveillance agency?<<<
>These were the Reagan years, but I still didn't trust them.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2021 05:57 PM (2goRJ)

72 >>>Why are all the Lincoln Project dudes fat balding white guys with bitch tits?
Posted by: Robert


That's no way to talk about a pirate!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2021 05:57 PM (VWp7G)

73 The video has been a gold mine for the spooks. Think about how many people have clicked on it and don't think for a minute they can't follow the stream. They now know their actual recruiting list, their culls and those people they need to watch. They always have a plan.
Posted by: Only Context at May 05, 2021 05:56 PM (xEIoY)
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Well, that depends on Twitter and the ISPs sharing the clickstream with them and making sure the data are interchangeable so they can build multi-source behavior patterns to determine who to target.

Thankfully *that's* unpossible...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2021 05:57 PM (Jsjd7)

74 I don't think I can re-read any Tom Clancy after knowing what the CIA really is.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 05, 2021 05:57 PM (4thlk)

75 Well, I'm glad they're CIA and not Doctors.

Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2021 05:58 PM (AwYPR)

76 74 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2021 05:57 PM (VWp7G)

Well once you accept they want a Cheka not a spy agency nothing can go wrong.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 05:58 PM (Lzpvj)

77 This is beyond bad.

This is Jo-JoLand, writ large.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 05, 2021 05:58 PM (snOKo)

78 >These were the Reagan years, but I still didn't trust them.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2021 05:57 PM (2goRJ)
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I am not convinced that the CIA has ever been on the side of America at a large scale.

They've had some things - like the Glomar Explorer - that clearly were, but on balance? I kinda doubt it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2021 05:58 PM (Jsjd7)

79 >>>I don't think I can re-read any Tom Clancy after knowing what the CIA really is.
Posted by: lowandslow


I gather Clancy really puffed up the CIA in his books, since everything we've seen has been a disaster.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2021 05:59 PM (VWp7G)

80 82 Posted by: lowandslow at May 05, 2021 05:57 PM (4thlk)

It is the Church commission in part and a lot of other things, they were pantsed so hard during the cold war some on the right started treating them like the joke they are.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 05:59 PM (Lzpvj)

81 "I am Liz Cheney and I endorse this CIA recruitment video."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 05:59 PM (3i7pT)

82 This is the same agency that raised a sunk Soviet sub under the commies noses and tapped their transatlantic undersea secret communication cable.

How far we've fallen.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 05:59 PM (2DOZq)

83 >>>Well once you accept they want a Cheka not a spy agency nothing can go wrong.
Posted by: sven


My Russian History paper was about the Cheka. Really fun group of guys...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2021 05:59 PM (VWp7G)

84 We are a laughing stock to the rest of the world. A senile not really President, a silly girl for VP and a Senate led by Schumer and a house led by Pelosi.
How the hell did we get here?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 05:59 PM (sd8p8)

85 >>>CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

https://tinyurl.com/tyafwd4h

Posted by: m at May 05, 2021 06:00 PM (ya129)

86 Barkeep! Purple dranks all around! Let's get this par-tay started!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 05, 2021 06:00 PM (DMUuz)

87 Leftism is thriving on mental illness by making them them the minorities to fight for.

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2021 06:00 PM (Cxk7w)

88 Glimpse Explorer was made by that dude...whatshisname...collected all his pee in bottles, wore Kleenex boxes on his feet.

That dude, right?

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2021 06:00 PM (JtOZc)

89 88 Posted by: IsleOfMan at May 05, 2021 05:59 PM (a16K

Anchor-Hocking

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:00 PM (Lzpvj)

90 lowandslow, try watching Criminal Minds. Now I know why Rossi always had a bottle handy.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 06:00 PM (65QQw)

91 ... Thinking about starting pot ...
++++
I always order the "Packer's Sampler" from:
TheDopestGreenz@fuckofftroll.com

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2021 06:00 PM (Jsjd7)

92 Shaken, not stirred, of course.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 05, 2021 06:00 PM (DMUuz)

93 This is just an op to confuse our enemies.

Yep - and us. Keep your guard up.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 05, 2021 06:01 PM (vaVoJ)

94 On second thought this might be brilliant. It takes a mental defective to recognize another mental defective.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 05:55 PM (65QQw)


Which is great for their recruitment purposes. However I'm really not so sure that some guy with green hair and multiple piercings is the best spy tool to blend in overseas. And for some reason I don't think they're too worried about blending in with an antifa crowd in Seattle.

Posted by: 10 foot stick at May 05, 2021 06:01 PM (wAnMi)

95 94 Posted by: m at May 05, 2021 06:00 PM (ya129)

"I WILL TALK!, I WILL TALK!"

//Habib J Camelshagger

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:01 PM (Lzpvj)

96 200 Quatloos says the CIA hired Kirk Schlichter to write those commercials. And the parody. He's just too smooth with that. Hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2021 06:02 PM (axyOa)

97 88 Thinking about starting pot. What is the best brand?
Posted by: IsleOfMan at May 05, 2021 05:59 PM (a16K


Off market vapes with lots of Vitamin E. Get to smoking you troll.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 05, 2021 06:02 PM (G2zl5)

98 "Thinking about starting pot. What is the best brand?"

Chamber. Stick your head in one.

Posted by: f'd at May 05, 2021 06:02 PM (Tnijr)

99 I gather Clancy really puffed up the CIA in his books, since everything we've seen has been a disaster.

I think the CIA and FBI played Clancy like a violin.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 05, 2021 06:02 PM (G1OI6)

100 Habib J Camelshagger
====================
that is one great fake name

Posted by: "J" stands for "Juan" at May 05, 2021 06:03 PM (3i7pT)

101 >>>I think the CIA and FBI played Clancy like a violin.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin


Probably starting with GHWB.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2021 06:03 PM (VWp7G)

102 Trannie Brasco

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:03 PM (2DOZq)

103 We are a laughing stock to the rest of the world. A senile not really President, a silly girl for VP and a Senate led by Schumer and a house led by Pelosi.
How the hell did we get here?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 05:59 PM (sd8p


I suppose we should just be happy China doesn't just roll tanks in at this point. Then again, they really don't need to. They can save a hell of a lot of money and be wildly entertained at the same time.

Posted by: 10 foot stick at May 05, 2021 06:03 PM (wAnMi)

104 108 Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 05, 2021 06:02 PM (G1OI6)

He got access to both agencies when they were in the dying embers of their last useful period.

There were still human beings working there then.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:03 PM (Lzpvj)

105 Stupid sock stick thing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 06:03 PM (wAnMi)

106 Yeah, don't bother watching Without Remorse on Prime. Sucked.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 06:04 PM (sd8p8)

107 The best part of the movie Taken is when he is about to electrocute the dude and he explains how they used to "outsource " this kind of stuff and goes into acid drips, fingernail pulls, etc. Those we are up against, have no soul. Be ready.

Posted by: Only Context at May 05, 2021 06:04 PM (xEIoY)

108 f'd. Well Done, and thankfully I had already swallowed that sip of wine.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 06:04 PM (65QQw)

109 I Intersectional Spy

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

110 No white men need apply at the CIA.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:05 PM (Q9kA5)

111 Anchor-Hocking

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:00 PM (Lzpvj)

PTOOOIE!.......CLANG!

Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2021 06:05 PM (AwYPR)

112 116 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 06:04 PM (sd8p

They changed his ethnicity, I would be amazed if they do not turn the criminal mastermind from a black man to a hillbilly.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:05 PM (Lzpvj)

113 Hi Clutch.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 06:06 PM (sd8p8)

114 POCIA

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 05, 2021 06:06 PM (DjiZK)

115 Intersectional Woman of Mystery

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

116 This is GREAT!

Posted by: Zombie Kim Philby at May 05, 2021 06:06 PM (W4eKo)

117 >>>Yeah, don't bother watching Without Remorse on Prime. Sucked.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)


After reading so many Clancy books, race-changing the character didn't sit right with me. It's like making Affleck Jack Ryan. Just a dumb move.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2021 06:06 PM (VWp7G)

118 Hi Sharon!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 06:06 PM (65QQw)

119 I am not convinced that the CIA has ever been on the side of America at a large scale.

Look at our elected representatives, whose bullshit is relatively transparent: they're awful. Imagine what they'd be like without transparency; even worse. That's the CIA. A secret government agency can never be trustworthy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2021 06:06 PM (H5knJ)

120 124 Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 05, 2021 06:06 PM (DjiZK)

The good news is they hire clowns, the bad news is they have a lot of really nice toys.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:06 PM (Lzpvj)

121 The CIA was shocked when the Berlin Wall fell. Top men I tell ya. Top men.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:06 PM (Q9kA5)

122 I guess if we had more fags and trannys on duty at CIA at the time, those 9/11 guys woulda failed, huh


if we'd only known
DAMMIT

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:07 PM (iTXRQ)

123 No white men need apply at the CIA.

Or anywhere else, for that matter.

Posted by: Zombie Kim Philby at May 05, 2021 06:07 PM (W4eKo)

124 112 I suppose we should just be happy China doesn't just roll tanks in at this point.
they'd have to get them here, first. do they have amphibious tanks?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 05, 2021 06:07 PM (v3pYe)

125 So not content with being merely evil, The CIA now wants to incorporate insanity.

Hmm.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2021 06:07 PM (ij4s1)

126 127 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2021 06:06 PM (VWp7G)

To be fair Harrison Ford was largely wrong for the role as well, Ryan is NOT repeat NOT an action hero....

I mean Ben AFFLAC! looks like a retard when he is America's "ace analyst" but even Ford seemed lost with the role.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:08 PM (Lzpvj)

127 She is proud of being a defective Affirmative Action hire.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 05, 2021 06:08 PM (xopIz)

128 Sven, the acting was just so unbelievably dull. Just a monotone.
I know I read the book years ago but did not recognize anything in the movie.
I really liked the Clancy books especially Red Storm Rising but only The Hunt for Red October was a good movie.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 06:08 PM (sd8p8)

129 I hope the CIA health plan covers groin amputations.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

130 I suppose we should just be happy China doesn't just roll tanks in at this point.
they'd have to get them here, first. do they have amphibious tanks?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 05, 2021 06:07 PM (v3pYe)

They would come up from Panama.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:08 PM (2DOZq)

131 Up until 2015ish, every Hollywood movie portrayed the CIA as a bunch of evil psychopaths. Today they are suddenly heroes and patriots.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (Q9kA5)

132 Optical illusion.

https://bit.ly/3h58e9h

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (VVEnO)

133 The NMBLP picture are always creepy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (yQpMk)

134 CIA- completely ineffective, but PC as a motherf***er!

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (iTXRQ)

135 they'd have to get them here, first

We double-dog dare them!!!

Posted by: Those Ghey Navy Guys at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (W4eKo)

136 139 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 06:08 PM (sd8p

The Mister Clark stories were supposed to be awesome, and they were.

Want to be depressed?

The story was almost made in the 80s with either Dafoe or Sinise as Mr Clark.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (Lzpvj)

137 "they'd have to get them here, first. do they have amphibious tanks?"

They could load up some container ships and get the unions to unload.

Posted by: f'd at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (Tnijr)

138 120 No white men need apply at the CIA.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:05 PM (Q9kA5)

Well, Russian use WHITE MEN in its KGB! So, by not hiring any White Men, they are ensuring not Russians infiltrate them!

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, who can no longer be a double nought spy at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (oHd/0)

139 My dad was OSS in the occupation of Japan 46-47. The life cycle of the CIA went from my Dad at the beginning to this cisgender mental patient in 75 years. A good analogy for the whole country really.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (vN+oL)

140 132 The CIA was shocked when the Berlin Wall fell. Top men I tell ya. Top men.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:06 PM (Q9kA5)

Imagine their surprise when the Soviet Union fell apart.

Posted by: dantesed at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (88xKn)

141 116 Yeah, don't bother watching Without Remorse on Prime. Sucked.
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I tried a few nights ago. I lasted about six minutes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2021 06:10 PM (sWM8x)

142 Yeah, don't bother watching Without Remorse on Prime. Sucked.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

=====================
It was seriously boring. I turned it off half way through.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 06:10 PM (3i7pT)

143 {{Ben Had}}
I was wondering today what time do you start your day? Do you ride every day?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 06:10 PM (sd8p8)

144 My dad was OSS in the occupation of Japan 46-47. The life cycle of the CIA went from my Dad at the beginning to this cisgender mental patient in 75 years.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 05, 2021 06:10 PM (vN+oL)

145 >>> 93 We are a laughing stock to the rest of the world. A senile not really President, a silly girl for VP and a Senate led by Schumer and a house led by Pelosi.
How the hell did we get here?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 05:59 PM (sd8p

We pay good.

Posted by: CHYna at May 05, 2021 06:10 PM (8pTLt)

146 If this is a front line employee, imagine what HR must look like.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2021 06:10 PM (kTF2Z)

147 Would we be any worse off with Xi as the official American ruler? Say what you will about the CCP, they dont put up with the trans or enviro bullshit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:10 PM (Q9kA5)

148 142 Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (Q9kA5)

Eh not "every film" essentially there was always a portrayed "civil war" at the Farm portrayed, luckily Brennan took care of that and now it is 100% Woketard

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:11 PM (Lzpvj)

149 The casting for American Assassin was terrible IMHO. One of my favorite books and I didn't even bother watching the movie.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:11 PM (2DOZq)

150 Give us back our son!!!

Posted by: Those Ghey Navy Guys at May 05, 2021 06:11 PM (W4eKo)

151 159 Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:10 PM (Q9kA5)

We are going to find out I'd wager.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:11 PM (Lzpvj)

152 The only CIA movie I actually liked (that I can think of) was Spy Game.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2021 06:12 PM (H5knJ)

153 "I suppose we should just be happy China doesn't just roll tanks in at this point."


Maybe they already have, the intelligence community wouldn't know unless they disrupted a BLM riot.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 05, 2021 06:12 PM (4thlk)

154 They could load up some container ships and get the unions to unload.
Posted by: f'd at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (Tnijr)


That might be the one snag they'd hit. Mess up their paperwork and they'd be tied up for months.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 06:12 PM (wAnMi)

155 151 Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (vN+oL)

The warfighting CIA reached its apex with the Laos operations.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:12 PM (Lzpvj)

156 They would come up from Panama.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:08 PM (2DOZq)

If Romeo13 were King of America, we would annex Mexico, and 'ask' Canada to join the New United States of North America.

Then, Central America down to the Canal... Then build a good sized Navy, and Bombers with good Antiship standoff missiles.

Make Panama a F'n Fort, then use the two big moats called the Atlantic and Pacific... and tell the world to F off.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, who can no longer be a double nought spy at May 05, 2021 06:13 PM (oHd/0)

157 The important thing about being a CIA operative is how you choose to have sex


I mean, it's critical in understanding the enemy's intentions and plans

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:13 PM (iTXRQ)

158 CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

https://tinyurl.com/tyafwd4h

= Babylon Bee

Posted by: m at May 05, 2021 06:13 PM (ya129)

159 112 We are a laughing stock to the rest of the world. A senile not really President, a silly girl for VP and a Senate led by Schumer and a house led by Pelosi.
How the hell did we get here?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 05:59 PM (sd8p

I suppose we should just be happy China doesn't just roll tanks in at this point. Then again, they really don't need to. They can save a hell of a lot of money and be wildly entertained at the same time.

Posted by: 10 foot stick at May 05, 2021 06:03 PM (wAnMi)


If China invaded at multiple locations on the West Coast and within days their armored units were rolling unopposed towards the Rockies, Jen Psaki would tell the press, "We will not make any official statements about the situation in some of the Western States while active operations are in progress. Now then, the President has asked me to tell you that minority hiring goals are close to being met at the Office of Transgender Rights. This is very good news!"

Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2021 06:13 PM (AMIL/)

160 Spy Game was good. Being a Redford film every American was a piece of shit of course. Still entertaining.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:13 PM (Q9kA5)

161 165 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2021 06:12 PM (H5knJ)

SpyGame was ok, of course even there "the evil farm" and the "last good guy leaving"....

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:13 PM (Lzpvj)

162 You wanted an R8
You'd settle for a nice Jetta
You get caught behind the Citgo sucking cock

Posted by: f'd at May 05, 2021 06:13 PM (Tnijr)

163 Posted by: Jethro Bodine, who can no longer be a double nought spy at May 05, 2021 06:13 PM (oHd/0)

Oooppsss... Sock be gone!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2021 06:13 PM (oHd/0)

164 >Yeah, don't bother watching Without Remorse on Prime. Sucked.


read the book. That will suffice.

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:14 PM (iTXRQ)

165 149 "they'd have to get them here, first. do they have amphibious tanks?"

They could load up some container ships and get the unions to unload.
Posted by: f'd at May 05, 2021 06:09 PM (Tnijr)

Is that in Red Dawn? I ask because there is a game that has a strong Red Dawn influence with a Soviet invasion of the US and they used container ships to invade Seattle.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 05, 2021 06:14 PM (caHTz)

166 That picture of the gay helicopter crew was another one of these ridiculous things. Why does how someone prefers to have sex have anything to do with the military or flying a helicopter. I mean who cares?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 06:15 PM (sd8p8)

167 November Man and Ronin were good spy movies.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:15 PM (2DOZq)

168 Robinson and Scott would resign in disgust.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 05, 2021 06:15 PM (JzDjf)

169 Legal Insurrection reports Americans are so psyched up about our new Utopia that birth rates are dropping well below replacement levels and actual births are about at the level of 1979, when the country was a mite bit smaller.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 06:15 PM (3i7pT)

170 If you wanna defeat the Enemy, you gotta pack fudge like the Enemy

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:15 PM (iTXRQ)

171 170 Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:13 PM (iTXRQ)

Now now I am something of an espionage historian, the intel world has always had its share of Bis, Twinks, and Lesbians...

they train you to be able to switch hit for "King and Country" depending on your duties.

It is actually in the HumInt world (which we suck at BTW) a pretty grim soulless way of life.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:15 PM (Lzpvj)

172 Used to be if you were gay or into kids, a foreign enemy could use that to blackmail you. Now, if you are a straight dude who likes to fuck adult women, you are blackmail material.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:15 PM (Q9kA5)

173 Sharon, up before the chickens and down before the last call. Less than 2 weeks.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 06:16 PM (65QQw)

174 Arguably the most important element is the 100 year old Marxist Power fist on her t-shirt.

That's on purpose. They're not even trying to hide the communism anymore. Matter of fact, they're actively recruiting for it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 05, 2021 06:16 PM (h/d01)

175 > November Man and Ronin were good spy movies.
Posted by: Can't help myself

I like Bridge Of Spies

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:16 PM (iTXRQ)

176 Since when is hispanic considered people of color?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue says the election was stolen by commie rat bastards at May 05, 2021 06:16 PM (BNMel)

177 The senators that stabbed Caesar look just like The Lincoln Project. Fat and clumsy, lisping and scowling.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 05, 2021 06:16 PM (ybIRR)

178 The warfighting CIA reached its apex with the Laos operations.
Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:12 PM (Lzpvj)

You have to admit that the CIA on horseback in Afghanistan was pretty badass.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:17 PM (2DOZq)

179 This is why I asked. Not being an early riser myself, I think I need to start training.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 06:17 PM (sd8p8)

180
The only CIA movie I actually liked (that I can think of) was Spy Game.
================
Mine was "Spies Like Us". It has a killer sound track and Mrs. Dan Ackroyd in the near buff.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 06:17 PM (3i7pT)

181 189 Posted by: Bonnie Blue says the election was stolen by commie rat bastards at May 05, 2021 06:16 PM (BNMel)

1968, spoiler alert!

That teacher from the other day yelling at Juan "you will never be white!" is precisely why he will eventually be white.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:17 PM (Lzpvj)

182 188 > November Man and Ronin were good spy movies.
Posted by: Can't help myself

I like Bridge Of Spies
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:16 PM (iTXRQ)

Not a movie but a mini-series, 'Smiley's People'.

Posted by: dantesed at May 05, 2021 06:18 PM (88xKn)

183 189 Since when is hispanic considered people of color?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue says the election was stolen by commie rat bastards at May 05, 2021 06:16 PM (BNMel)


Whenever it's to the advantage of the hispanic

Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2021 06:18 PM (AMIL/)

184 Legal Insurrection reports Americans are so psyched up about our new Utopia that birth rates are dropping well below replacement levels and actual births are about at the level of 1979, when the country was a mite bit smaller.

*

For some weird reason the "oh no the earth is overpopulated" folks don't ever discuss how scientists have calculated that the birthrates of 1st world nations have been dropping so much that the world will be back below 8 billion people around 2050.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 05, 2021 06:18 PM (h/d01)

185 192 Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:17 PM (2DOZq)

Sure and we still have some hardcore farmboys and girls who can throw down.

But not in the numbers we were deploying in the SEA era.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:18 PM (Lzpvj)

186 The Spy Who Came Out From the Closet

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 05, 2021 06:19 PM (VVEnO)

187 That teacher from the other day yelling at Juan "you will never be white!" is precisely why he will eventually be white.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:17 PM (Lzpvj)


You nailed it.

Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2021 06:19 PM (AMIL/)

188 In none of those videos do any of them say I am a proud American. They are proudly mentally ïll, POC, immigrant and gay.

American? Not so much. Which is just the right kind of person you need to work on behalf of keeping Americans safe.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:19 PM (Q9kA5)

189 Received a lovely personal letter from the White House in English and Spanish today about the American Rescue Plan. Nothing but fulfilled promises for all the benefits I am entitled to! And vaccinations mentioned twice!

Thanks, Joe!

Posted by: PRESS [1] TO PUKE NOW at May 05, 2021 06:19 PM (bxrd8)

190 Those Volkswagens are so badass

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 05, 2021 06:21 PM (h/d01)

191 Red and Red 2 underrated comedic spy movies.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:21 PM (2DOZq)

192 201 Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2021 06:19 PM (AMIL/)

The only nice byproduct of the wave migration we are about to be subjected to will be more people who will look Tyrone in the eye and say "I just got here, fuck you."

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:21 PM (Lzpvj)

193 The Bourne movies were good. Exciting, fast paced.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 06:21 PM (sd8p8)

194 >>> November Man and Ronin were good spy movies.
Posted by: Can't help myself

I like Bridge Of Spies
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:16 PM (iTXRQ)


An ete here suggested OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies and I thought it was good. More comedy than spy movie but I wanted comedy and it was pretty good.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2021 06:21 PM (DoV/l)

195 Thanks, Joe!

Posted by: PRESS [1] TO PUKE NOW at May 05, 2021 06:19 PM (bxrd

I didn't know Joe was working @ IRS now.

Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2021 06:21 PM (AwYPR)

196 Not to sound racist but a black Navy SEAL in Russia wouldn't exactly be inconspicuous....just saying...
Yet Without Remorse does this and acts like the Russians wouldn't know.

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 05, 2021 06:22 PM (UUBmN)

197 The Spy Who Came Back From The Bath House

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:22 PM (iTXRQ)

198 You have to admit that the CIA on horseback in Afghanistan was pretty badass

*

It's like seeing a cool picture of a fireman saving someone from the high rise building that he set on fire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 05, 2021 06:22 PM (h/d01)

199 206 Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:21 PM (2DOZq)

We saw them in the theater....

the first is better, but both are better than most anything made now.

"Nobody" is pretty good and so is the Chuck series.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:22 PM (Lzpvj)

200 Pay no attention to those Asian men with the bayonets!

Posted by: Jen Psocki at May 05, 2021 06:22 PM (W4eKo)

201 It looks like it's nearly curtains for Bibi Netanyahu. He failed to form a government within his allotted 28 days, so now it's up to the leader of Yesh Atid, a supposedly centrist party. The only way Bibi survives is if Yesh Atid fails, then they'll have yet another election.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2021 06:22 PM (sWM8x)

202 The let Chevy Chase do to much improv on Spies like Us. It was then I realized how unfunny he really was.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 05, 2021 06:23 PM (4thlk)

203 >The Bourne movies were good. Exciting, fast paced.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)


I like 'em too, but we might be outsiders here on that one

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:23 PM (iTXRQ)

204 189 Since when is hispanic considered people of color?
Posted by: Bonnie Blue says the election was stolen by commie rat bastards at May 05, 2021 06:16 PM (BNMel)

------

Since it became useful as a wedge for Progressives.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at May 05, 2021 06:23 PM (rw1l7)

205 211 Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 05, 2021 06:22 PM (UUBmN)

Denzel's "The Equalizer" does the same thing, of course Denzel can act.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:23 PM (Lzpvj)

206 180 November Man and Ronin were good spy movies.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:15 PM (2DOZq)

Ronin was fantastic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 06:23 PM (lmikk)

207 Two gets moor peeple to get the COVID shot in Brattleboro we be giving everyone that's gets the shots a free poster of Presdent and Micheal Obama. Posters of Joo Bidum our also available. So far it has been a huge success because 12 peeple have shown ups to get a shot today.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 05, 2021 06:23 PM (OBw54)

208 The Americans is a really good series. Portrays the FBI as incompetent fools. And is one of the few mainstream Hollywood products of the past 20 years that accurately portrays the any means necessary to gain power attitude of the Soviets.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:23 PM (Q9kA5)

209 It's like seeing a cool picture of a fireman saving someone from the high rise building that he set on fire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 05, 2021 06:22 PM (h/d01)

Hadn't thought of that but, yeah.

Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2021 06:24 PM (AwYPR)

210 223 Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:23 PM (Q9kA5)

The heroine looks like my sister in law....

not a good thing.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:24 PM (Lzpvj)

211 Ronin was fantastic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 06:23 PM (lmikk)
What color is the boat house at Hereford?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 05, 2021 06:25 PM (DjiZK)

212 206 Red and Red 2 underrated comedic spy movies.
Posted by: Can't help myself

Especially the first one. Second one is ok, some good lines, but not like the first. That one's one of my favorites.

Posted by: April at May 05, 2021 06:25 PM (OX9vb)

213 Yet Without Remorse does this and acts like the Russians wouldn't know.

The Russians are notorious racists and not seeing color is racist. The story within the story. Duh.

Posted by: John abu-Nrennan at May 05, 2021 06:25 PM (3i7pT)

214 Willem Dafoe was good as Clark in Clear And Present Danger.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2021 06:25 PM (kTF2Z)

215 Anchor Brewing > Anchor Hocking

Posted by: SFGoth at May 05, 2021 06:25 PM (KAi1n)

216 We are a laughing stock to the rest of the world. A senile not really
President, a silly girl for VP and a Senate led by Schumer and a house
led by Pelosi.

How the hell did we get here?Slowly, then all at once.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at May 05, 2021 06:25 PM (skoMC)

217 The Americans is a really good series.

Jumped the shark when they made the daughter the central character.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at May 05, 2021 06:25 PM (W4eKo)

218 Whomsoever that takes out the drones wins.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 06:25 PM (65QQw)

219 Mister, we could use a man like Wm T Sherman again

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:25 PM (iTXRQ)

220 211

Well in modern Hollywood, The Nutcracker is 50% black. So.....

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:25 PM (Q9kA5)

221 228 Posted by: John abu-Nrennan at May 05, 2021 06:25 PM (3i7pT)

My favorite Jedi Handwave, "Agent Tyrone here is undercover as a member of the Nigerian legation"....

right because tracking all official guests of the USSR was not you know "monday" for them.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:26 PM (Lzpvj)

222 What would happen if you got a dozen shots? Is there anything in place to stop someone from doing that?

Posted by: f'd at May 05, 2021 06:26 PM (Tnijr)

223 Old and busted: The Ipcress File

New and shiny: The Upchuck File

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 05, 2021 06:26 PM (VVEnO)

224 My wife wants another Margarita. I think she's kind of enthused about Cinco de Quatro.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 06:27 PM (3i7pT)

225 230 Posted by: SFGoth at May 05, 2021 06:25 PM (KAi1n)

Epic pan guy, also "made back home."

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:27 PM (Lzpvj)

226 I am trying to remember if I ever saw Red 2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 06:27 PM (lmikk)

227 I like 'em too, but we might be outsiders here on that one
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:23 PM (iTXRQ)

Good but they could have been better for me without Matt Damon. That's not how I pictured Bourne in slightest.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:27 PM (2DOZq)

228 New CIA Woke Agent to Hardcore Terrorist during interrogation session:

If I blow you will tell me what I want to know about that Al-Qaeda guy we hear so much in the news ??

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at May 05, 2021 06:27 PM (OBw54)

229 240 Posted by: IsleOfMan at May 05, 2021 06:26 PM (a16K

Well banning you is like using a 16" gun to kill Thumper...

it is so pathetic like Fredo you just can't do it.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:28 PM (Lzpvj)

230 Well in modern Hollywood, The Nutcracker is 50% black. So.....

Posted by: Joe XiDen

Thank goodness Hamilton towed the line.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 05, 2021 06:28 PM (r1z5A)

231 Well you're not going to fill helicopter teams with queers if you don't advertise.

Posted by: Just sayin at May 05, 2021 06:29 PM (NliDU)

232 238 Posted by: f'd at May 05, 2021 06:26 PM (Tnijr)

You gain super powers *or* drop dead from blood clots...

which do you find more likely?

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:29 PM (Lzpvj)

233 Or is it "toed"?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 05, 2021 06:29 PM (r1z5A)

234 Ronin was fantastic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 06:23 PM (lmikk

I hate hate car chases in movies. I loved the Ronin car chase.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:29 PM (2DOZq)

235 245 New CIA Woke Agent to Hardcore Terrorist during interrogation session:
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Oh, you'll talk, Biff. You'll talk if you want this buttplug...

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2021 06:29 PM (sWM8x)

236 OUR SCENE:

a basement somewhere in Langley Virginia-


"Tell us what we want to know, or we will optimize ALL your closet space!"

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:29 PM (iTXRQ)

237 251 Or is it "toed"?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 05, 2021 06:29 PM (r1z5A)

This one.

Posted by: April at May 05, 2021 06:30 PM (OX9vb)

238 It's pretty clear just based on the trailers that the 'Without Remorse' movie on Prime right now is someone else's story borrowing some names from the (excellent - it was one of Clancy's best, imo) novel. The original novel is about a special forces guy who meets up with a young hooker on the run, is almost killed when her old pimp ambushes them, and subsequently goes looking for revenge. There are typical Clancy international elements, but they're for a secondary arc completely unrelated to the primary plot (aside from Kelly). The primary plot is basically, "What would happen if some local heroin importers pissed off a SEAL enough to cause him to play vigilante?"
The movie trailers make it clear that's not what the movie is about.

Posted by: junior at May 05, 2021 06:30 PM (6YBRG)

239 Yeah, I forgot about Ronin. Love it.

The original Bourne trilogy is comfort food for me. I watch 'em about every 6 months. Though I've always thought of it as being more of an action series than spy movies.

I know it's slow and about the Brits, but Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy works for me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2021 06:30 PM (H5knJ)

240 Lets just get it over with an officially surrender to Xi. They own everything of ours already, why are we pretending?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:31 PM (Q9kA5)

241 238 What would happen if you got a dozen shots? Is there anything in place to stop someone from doing that?
Posted by: f'd at May 05, 2021 06:26 PM (Tnijr)

The needle holes in your arm where you got shots.

Posted by: m at May 05, 2021 06:31 PM (ya129)

242 The Chinese don't fuck an ass without a plan, son.

Posted by: Admiral Painter at May 05, 2021 06:31 PM (yQpMk)

243 255 Posted by: IsleOfMan at May 05, 2021 06:30 PM (a16K

By "hate women" you mean "been happily married to one for oh 26 years now?"

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:31 PM (Lzpvj)

244 189 Since when is hispanic considered people of color?
Posted by: Bonnie Blue says the election was stolen by commie rat bastards at May 05, 2021 06:16 PM (BNMel)
Whenever it's to the advantage of the hispanic
Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2021 06:18 PM (AMIL/)

Since 1964.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 05, 2021 06:31 PM (R/m4+)

245 Art of the Scroll, troll. If a troll comments and no one notices it does it even matter. NO.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 06:31 PM (65QQw)

246 This one.

Posted by: April
That's what I get for thinking of the Erie Canal....

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 05, 2021 06:32 PM (r1z5A)

247 258 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2021 06:30 PM (H5knJ)

One of the underappreciated aspects of the SmileyVerse is the Lamplighters and Kosh and Carry types not getting more love.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:33 PM (Lzpvj)

248 In that older CIA promo, and on this site, the organization is referred to as "the CIA." On those newer promos, and on the CIA website they show bios from, they drop the "the." Like it's international English.

Posted by: m at May 05, 2021 06:33 PM (ya129)

249 >You all realize my ip is from the isle of man, wherever the fuck that is. That is ....


Mine's from the Isle Of Lucy

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 05, 2021 06:33 PM (iTXRQ)

250 I tried to suck my own duck and strained my neck. Any medical advice.

Posted by: IsleOfMan at May 05, 2021 06:33 PM (2DOZq)

251 This Sons of Sam documentary is fascinating. Don't know if it represents the truth but it is interesting.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 06:33 PM (cSyAR)

252 Junior, as I said I don't remember the book but the movie I watched in no way resembled what you just laid out.
The other really weird part is the "trans" officer. For about half the movie I could not figure out if it was a he or she. Do special forces actually have women on the teams? It seemed pretty unlikely.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 06:34 PM (sd8p8)

253 Is it wrong to give the tail pipe of an R8 oral? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 06:34 PM (Q9kA5)

254 250 Posted by: IsleOfMan at May 05, 2021 06:33 PM (2DOZq)

MOAR YOGA!

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:35 PM (Lzpvj)

255 "You gain super powers *or* drop dead from blood clots...
which do you find more likely?
Posted by: sven"


You might be surprised.

Posted by: Covidman at May 05, 2021 06:35 PM (Tnijr)

256 Modern day Cone of Silence. (OK, more Slab of Silence)

https://bit.ly/3tom1dq

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 05, 2021 06:35 PM (VVEnO)

257 This Sons of Sam documentary is fascinating. Don't know if it represents the truth but it is interesting.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 06:33 PM (cSyA

I'd like to know if he truly became a born again Christian or if it's just a scam.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

258 The coolest thing about owning a Volkswagen is the part where you're reminded of 1980s American cars once you get to around 70K miles.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 05, 2021 06:36 PM (h/d01)

259 Good thread on the pedos pic....

@DailyCaller

Name this band

(Wrong answers only)

https://tinyurl.com/ydtjmx2n

Posted by: Tami at May 05, 2021 06:37 PM (cF8AT)

260 +1 for Ronin

Posted by: mrp at May 05, 2021 06:37 PM (Pqytn)

261 Denzel's "The Equalizer" does the same thing, of course Denzel can act.

Hey! What about "The Overweight Middle Aged Black Chick Equalizer" starring the totally believable Queen Latifah?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 05, 2021 06:37 PM (G1OI6)

262 255 Posted by: Covidman at May 05, 2021 06:35 PM (Tnijr)

Doctor Faultless Fauci was imbued with powers beyond the kenning of mere mortals when he was undercover in a Wuhan bathhouse....

now gifted with the powers of annoyance, and a total lack of empathy he smashes freedom with aplomb....

Not the hero America wanted, probably not even the one she deserved he is COVIDMAN!

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:37 PM (Lzpvj)

263 261 Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 05, 2021 06:37 PM (G1OI6)

I gonna kill yo ass with mah bare hands!

//Special Agent Queen Latifah

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2021 06:38 PM (Lzpvj)

264 The Alec Guiness "Tinker, Tailor".

Posted by: mrp at May 05, 2021 06:38 PM (Pqytn)

265 There's a *cough* nood.

Posted by: Covidman at May 05, 2021 06:38 PM (Tnijr)

266
I'd like to know if he truly became a born again Christian or if it's just a scam.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

There's been no reference to that yet.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 06:39 PM (cSyAR)

267 Just in time. Catch you all later.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 05, 2021 06:40 PM (sd8p8)

268 Would you believe there are thousands of remorseless CIA assassins surrounding your position?

How about a flock of trannies sharing their feelings?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 at May 05, 2021 06:40 PM (VVEnO)

269 Queen Latifah really should have a spot in the Puddinhead administration. Secretary of State, maybe.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2021 06:40 PM (sWM8x)

270 The best spy action thriller for me was "The Fourth Protocol". I cheered when the Pierce Brosnan character shot Kim Philby.

Posted by: mrp at May 05, 2021 06:40 PM (Pqytn)

271 The Matador, although I don't really remember if he was a spy or just an assassin.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 05, 2021 06:42 PM (h/d01)

272 Nood

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 05, 2021 06:42 PM (G1OI6)

273 Was watching a show last night that touched on the FBI rolling up the mafia bosses in the mid-90s. Made me wonder if that wasn't some sort of turning point for an agency that would become grossly corrupt and incompetent.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 05, 2021 06:42 PM (uhPTO)

274 There's been no reference to that yet.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 06:39 PM (cSyAR)

It may not be in the doc. This happened after a number of years in prison.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 06:45 PM (TrOGC)

275 @252
Sharon, afaik there are still no women on the SF teams. IIRC, they had to stretch things just to get women through Ranger School (which is not SF). As for a trans officer - someone who just says "I'm the opposite gender" might work under the current administration. But anything past that -particularly post-op - requires so many drugs.

Posted by: junior at May 05, 2021 06:52 PM (6YBRG)

276 That's not a recruitment ad. It's a cult video for the New State Religion.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 05, 2021 06:57 PM (Ndje9)

277 That last one... That's from some old Jim Henson production, right?

Posted by: weew at May 05, 2021 06:58 PM (+m+uH)

278 250 I tried to suck my own duck and strained my neck. Any medical advice.

Posted by: IsleOfMan at May 05, 2021 06:33 PM
--
Get a bigger duck,faggot.

Posted by: mexican supremacist at May 05, 2021 07:02 PM (4V237)

279 244 189 Since when is hispanic considered people of color?
Posted by: Bonnie Blue says the election was stolen by commie rat bastards at May 05, 2021 06:16 PM (BNMel)
Whenever it's to the advantage of the hispanic
Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2021 06:18 PM (AMIL/)

Since 1964.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 05, 2021 06:31 PM (R/m4+)

Ok, well census records aren't out beyond 1940 so far, which usually listed them as white, depending on location etc. I always thought "people of color" was the pc term for blacks.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue says the election was stolen by commie rat bastards at May 05, 2021 07:16 PM (BNMel)

280 That Mexican chick looks pretty damn white to me...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 05, 2021 07:39 PM (+56GQ)

281 signin in

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2021 08:13 PM (UHVv4)

282 I can raise my arms in the air like I just don't care AND do the Macarena.

Posted by: greet at May 06, 2021 04:11 AM (buP4J)

283 I can raise my arms in the air like I just don't care AND do the Macarena.

I can sing carlebach kabbalat shabbat and belt out Broad Black Brimmer... I should lead the CIA.

Posted by: gretl at May 06, 2021 04:19 AM (buP4J)

284 Look on the bright side, now when the democrats out CIA agents to the enemy we don't have to be offended or angered when they are lined up and shot by the same enemy.
We can cheer along with the enemy!

Posted by: obsidian at May 06, 2021 09:21 AM (7+yqP)

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