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Delaroche martyr.jpg

The Young Martyr
Paul Delaroche

Posted by: CBD at 09:45 AM




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1 He's dead Jim.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2021 08:46 AM (U2p+3)

2 1st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 08:46 AM (m+jkK)

3 Damn it, nurse, I'm a lawyer not a doctor!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 08:47 AM (m+jkK)

4 *she's


And that's creep af

No likey

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2021 08:47 AM (U2p+3)

5 "Beware of ladies in lakes!" is sage advice.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 06, 2021 08:47 AM (hOUT3)

6 Doesn't look tortured to death. Sure it's a martyr?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 08:47 AM (z5Vrg)

7 "Beware of ladies in lakes!" is sage advice.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 06, 2021 08:47 AM


Especially watery tarts what lob scimitars.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 08:48 AM (m+jkK)

8 What's the ring for? Aiming the money shot?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 06, 2021 08:48 AM (1EzGC)

9 This looks like an alternate ending to "Phantom of the Opera".

Posted by: Bert G at May 06, 2021 08:48 AM (sAW0o)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

11 I thought it was Ophelia at first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 08:49 AM (LvTSG)

12 Drowning Pool

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

13 Teenth!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 08:49 AM (Bmy3R)

14 Mary Joe? Is that Ted the swimmer in the back?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 08:49 AM (DoV/l)

15 There must be one heck of a backstory there to have inspired that painting.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 06, 2021 08:49 AM (hOUT3)

16 Gator bait.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 08:49 AM (HaL55)

17 interesting halo placement

Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 08:50 AM (ONvIw)

18 How can she be a martyr she's white.

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 08:50 AM (RO8oH)

19 8 What's the ring for? Aiming the money shot?

Her halo fell off.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 08:50 AM (Bmy3R)

20 Chappaquiddick?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Trollops handing out swords from a lake is no kind of government.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2021 08:50 AM (96oqi)

22 Especially watery tarts what lob scimitars.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 08:48 AM (m+jkK)


They're the worst kind!

Posted by: K Arthur at May 06, 2021 08:50 AM (hOUT3)

23 Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 08:50 AM (RO8oH)

Oh, well done!

Posted by: K Arthur at May 06, 2021 08:51 AM (hOUT3)

24 Covering the nay-nays with her hands - even in death, she's chaste.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 08:51 AM (Bmy3R)

25 The figure in the background, is he the murderer or had he happened upon her dead body?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2021 08:51 AM (U2p+3)

26 I seem to recall we had his execution of lady jane here too in the past. This thread fills me with so much learnin.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 08:51 AM (DoV/l)

27 Actually for Arthur, they were the best kind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:52 AM (lmikk)

28 Looks like she ran into a Kennedy.....

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 08:52 AM (0KKyI)

29 25 The figure in the background, is he the murderer or had he happened upon her dead body?

It's Ted Kennedy making his getaway

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 08:52 AM (Bmy3R)

30 Bill Barr in the far background, playing a dirge on the bagpipes....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 06, 2021 08:52 AM (7bRMQ)

31 She had the Vaccine...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 06, 2021 08:53 AM (flINI)

32 The figure in the background, is he the murderer or had he happened upon her dead body?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2021 08:51 AM (U2p+3)


He was just out for a casual stroll through the Parisian sewers, when...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 06, 2021 08:53 AM (hOUT3)

33 Would hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2021 08:53 AM (xW72t)

34 Looks like an album cover from Korn.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

35 31 She had the Vaccine...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 06, 2021 08:53 AM (flINI)

=========

It didn't seem to save her from being strangled to death.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 08:54 AM (LvTSG)

36 She's not been a floater for very long... the shadowy guy has a boat hook.... has a standing contract with the medical school....

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 08:55 AM (0KKyI)

37 I saw Aiming the Money Shot open for Dexy's Midnight Runners in 1983.

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 08:55 AM (mZUr4)

38 Actually for Arthur, they were the best kind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:52 AM (lmikk)


IIRC, the source reference is "Le Morte d'Arthur" so maybe not exactly a cheery turn of events?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 06, 2021 08:55 AM (hOUT3)

39 On the enlarged, the dude in the background seems to be one of two. Hard to tell. Are those spears on his back?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 08:55 AM (lmikk)

40 She wasn't wearing a mask. We had to do what we had to do.

Posted by: The Karens at May 06, 2021 08:55 AM (Bmy3R)

41 Snidely Whiplash finally got to Sweet Nell, with Dudley Do-Right nowhere to be found.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

42 Water must have been warm.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 08:56 AM (uFoL9)

43 I got to say na nay no.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 06, 2021 08:56 AM (vuisn)

44 A bit too morbid to hang, but I'd buy it just to take it out and look at it now and then.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 08:57 AM (Bmy3R)

45 Alt Title :

Hope Floats

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 08:57 AM (uFoL9)

46 Water must have been warm.
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 08:56 AM (uFoL9)



She peed on her way out.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

47 37 I saw Aiming the Money Shot open for Dexy's Midnight Runners in 1983.
Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 08:55 AM (mZUr4)


Come on Eileen or Cum on Eileen...?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2021 08:57 AM (s2VJv)

48
The witch didn't float? oh, that's too bad.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 06, 2021 08:57 AM (1hM1d)

49 I like his painting of Moses floating down the river among the reeds while the young lady looks out.

Hi ya toots!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 08:57 AM (DoV/l)

50 Whats this about?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 08:58 AM (yrol0)

51 Lots of green.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 08:58 AM (y7DUB)

52 Alive. Dead.

She still won't go down.

Posted by: Guy in background at May 06, 2021 08:58 AM (uFoL9)

53 Actually, she's floating, which means she weighs as much as a duck. Therefore, she's a witch, not a martyr. Delaroche got his science mixed up.

Posted by: Kris at May 06, 2021 08:58 AM (OyyDO)

54 [io] Whats this about?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 08:58 AM (yrol0)

Government v. Society

Society is floating there in the sewer.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

55 I saw Aiming the Money Shot open for Dexy's Midnight Runners in 1983.
Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 08:55 AM (mZUr4)


Come on Eileen or Cum on Eileen...?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2021 08:57 AM (s2VJv)



I knew someone would see what I did there!

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 08:58 AM (mZUr4)

56 She's not been a floater for very long... the
shadowy guy has a boat hook.... has a standing contract with the medical
school....

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 08:55 AM (0KKyI)

A floater? What's that?

Posted by: Chief Brody, Amity Island at May 06, 2021 08:58 AM (7bRMQ)

57 There are no good versions of this work on the internet. The ones with the most accurate colors in the foreground are too dark in the background. The figure in the background isn't really malign. There is also a boat in the middle left.

This a great example of the limits of the internet!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2021 08:59 AM (Q9lwr)

58
Come on Eileen or Cum on Eileen...?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2021 08:57 AM (s2VJv)


I know you want what's on my mind.

I know you need what's on my mind.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

59
A floater? What's that?
Posted by: Chief Brody, Amity Island at May 06, 2021 08:58 AM (7bRMQ)



The turd that just won't flush.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

60 Seems Ophelia-ish. Just ask a Pre-Raphaelite.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 09:00 AM (UHVv4)

61 I knew a girl named Eileen. She was missing a leg.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 09:00 AM (Bmy3R)

62 What's with the paintings of Evil Incarnate hovering over dead chicks?

Posted by: red speck at May 06, 2021 09:00 AM (gS3OW)

63 >>Seems Ophelia-ish.


It's her cousin, Cecilia.

Paul Simon wrote a song about her.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 09:01 AM (uFoL9)

64 57 There are no good versions of this work on the internet. The ones with the most accurate colors in the foreground are too dark in the background. The figure in the background isn't really malign. There is also a boat in the middle left.

This a great example of the limits of the internet!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2021 08:59 AM (Q9lwr)

I can just make out the boat, but wouldn't have seen it if you hadn't mentioned it. Do you have a link where the boat and/or background is clearer?

Posted by: Kris at May 06, 2021 09:01 AM (OyyDO)

65 >>I knew a girl named Eileen. She was missing a leg.


Middle name Peggy?

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 09:01 AM (uFoL9)

66 There is also a boat in the middle left.

This a great example of the limits of the internet!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2021 08:59 AM (Q9lwr)



Is there a little man in the boat?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

67 Homicide - Life on the Streets - Special Victims Unit

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 09:02 AM (OCTRt)

68 Snappy Comeback - a limerick

Her death caused a hullaballoo
The family didn't know what to do
Said her great uncle Carter
"Tell me. What's a martyr?"

"I dunno, what's a martyr witchoo!??"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 09:02 AM (Fc5rx)

69 Looks like some farcical aquatic ceremony

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (iTXRQ)

70 What the hell is this ?!

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (V13WU)

71 Kris,
Try this: https://tinyurl.com/2wwd7vyx

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (Q9lwr)

72 I can just make out the boat
----------
Yeah, they are pretty hard to find. The little man too.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (UHVv4)

73 Chappaquiddick?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 08:50 AM


Alternate title: Das Oldsmobile

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (m+jkK)

74 Eileen...?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2021 08:57 AM (s2VJv)

What do you call a pegged legged gal?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (yrol0)

75
Biden issues National Day of Prayer Proclamation that does not include the word 'God'

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (RHGPo)

76 Cecilia was a lot more "fun" than her cousin Ophelia, iykwim

Posted by: Zombie Hamlet at May 06, 2021 09:04 AM (Bmy3R)

77 The Young Martyr

Ah, Liz Cheney, we barely knew thee...

Posted by: Former Gov. John Kasich at May 06, 2021 09:04 AM (1vynn)

78 Eileen...?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2021 08:57 AM (s2VJv)

What do you call a pegged legged gal?
Posted by: rhennigantx


Sunday nights?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 09:04 AM (OCTRt)

79
What do you call a pegged legged gal?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (yrol0)


Hopalong Cassandra.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

80 I guess she wasn't a witch.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2021 09:04 AM (xfb67)

81 Delaroche did some of the best paintings of Napoleon out there. But this....

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 09:04 AM (V13WU)

82 I can just make out the boat...

Posted by: Kris at May 06, 2021 09:01 AM (OyyDO)



Can you make a hat? Or a broach? Or a pterodactyl?

Posted by: Johhny at May 06, 2021 09:04 AM (mZUr4)

83 Paul Delaroche's "Joan of Arc being Interrogated" 1824 is very impressive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 09:04 AM (u82oZ)

84 Martyr?

Would not hang.

Posted by: Miklosian ethical and sustainable aesthetics at May 06, 2021 09:04 AM (QzkSJ)

85 Biden issues National Day of Prayer Proclamation that does not include the word 'God'
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (RHGPo)


Because he prays to demons.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

86 Alternate ending for Risky Business?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 06, 2021 09:05 AM (4I/2K)

87 Alternate ending for Risky Business?
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 06, 2021 09:05 AM (4I/2K)


It's like The University of Illinois!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

88 Alternate title: Das Oldsmobile
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (m+jkK)

Unsafe at any speed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:06 AM (yrol0)

89 is that a halo or a Senso-Ring

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 06, 2021 09:06 AM (iTXRQ)

90 Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 09:06 AM (OCTRt)

91
Unsafe at any speed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:06 AM (yrol0)


Autobiography of the Kennedy family.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

92 82 I can just make out the boat...

Posted by: Kris at May 06, 2021 09:01 AM (OyyDO)


Can you make a hat? Or a broach? Or a pterodactyl?
Posted by: Johhny at May 06, 2021 09:04 AM (mZUr4)

I love this place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 09:06 AM (lmikk)

93 Maybe Puddin meant Day of Preyer.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:07 AM (y7DUB)

94 My son the Godzilla fan walked by and said, "Is that Rodan?" Took me a minute to see that he was referencing the shadow.

Posted by: Wally at May 06, 2021 09:07 AM (qmsOW)

95 is that a halo or a Senso-Ring
Posted by: DB


Cock ring. Now you know what killed her.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 09:07 AM (OCTRt)

96 90 Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 09:06 AM (OCTRt)

About a good a mother and daughter shoving 140k fake ballots into count while janitor pulls feminine napkin out of toilet.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:07 AM (yrol0)

97 Bound at the wrists? Nope, nothing sus about this one Chief Brody.

Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 09:07 AM (pWrfh)

98 71 Kris,
Try this: https://tinyurl.com/2wwd7vyx
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (Q9lwr)

This helps with the detail, but the scene is really ambiguous. From the way the couple up top is reacting, they could represent parents/family, maybe? Or just horrified travelers stumbling across a fresh murder.

Posted by: Kris at May 06, 2021 09:08 AM (OyyDO)

99 85 Biden issues National Day of Prayer Proclamation that does not include the word 'God'
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (RHGPo)

Of course he did.. Wouldn't want to anger the Atheists on the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2021 09:08 AM (Zmnko)

100 Because he prays to demons.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)[i/]


Hidden track on the official fan club version of The Black Crowes "Shake Your Money Maker" album

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:08 AM (mZUr4)

101 ock ring. Now you know what killed her.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 09:07 AM (OCTRt)

DEATH

BY BUNGA BUNGA

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:08 AM (yrol0)

102 "I dunno, what's a martyr witchoo!??"
Posted by: Muldoon

Muldoon, it's true
But I guess you all knew
Studied his craft and his tools
At a really good school
Alumnus of Wossamotta U

Posted by: Miklos, rolling with the Wave, man at May 06, 2021 09:09 AM (QzkSJ)

103 Cock ring. Now you know what killed her.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 09:07 AM (OCTRt)



Yes. This happens sometimes. It is unfortunate.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 06, 2021 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

104 Alternate title: Das Oldsmobile
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 09:03 AM (m+jkK)

Unsafe at any speed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:06 AM


Certainly with a Kennedy driving.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 09:09 AM (m+jkK)

105 This reminds me of an exhibit at the Torture Museum in San Gimignano, in Italy. A young woman was accused of giving an orange to a boy of her own age and paid the ultimate price for her immodesty. A nightmare of an exhibit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2021 09:09 AM (uiux8)

106 Lots of focus on the halo. Which puts this song in my head.

Depeche Mode - Halo
https://youtu.be/WKUUMRQ0GcY

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:10 AM (mZUr4)

107 Actually, she's floating, which means she weighs as much as a duck. Therefore, she's a witch, not a martyr. Delaroche got his science mixed up.
Posted by: Kris at May 06, 2021 08:58 AM (OyyDO)

Correct! Witches float and the innocent sink.

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at May 06, 2021 09:10 AM (4I/2K)

108 [110 Comment Rule]

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

109 89 is that a halo or a Senso-Ring

Isn't that what the Coneheads used to, er, hone their cones?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 09:11 AM (Bmy3R)

110 Top quality limerick, Muldoon. Bravo!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2021 09:11 AM (OssQ4)

111 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 06, 2021 09:11 AM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 06, 2021 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

112 Whaaal, I think I like the nekked chick on the ice from the other day better.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2021 09:12 AM (dfRN6)

113 Actually, she's floating, which means she weighs as much as a duck. Therefore, she's a witch, not a martyr. Delaroche got his science mixed up.
Posted by: Kris at May 06, 2021 08:58 AM (OyyDO)

Correct! Witches float and the innocent sink.
Posted by: Sir Bedevere


IOW, you're dead, regardless.
You either drown, or they dry you off and burn you at the stake.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 09:12 AM (OCTRt)

114 114 Whaaal, I think I like the nekked chick on the ice from the other day better.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2021 09:12 AM (dfRN6)

nekked chick on the ice>>Disney On Ice

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:12 AM (yrol0)

115 Here's a write-up:

The Young Martyr was completed in 1855, the year before his death. The paintingis a depiction of the death of a young female Christian Martyr in the 3rd Century A.D during the reign of the Roman Emperor Dioletian. This painting is sometimes referred to as the Christian Ophelia because of its resemblance to Shakespeare's character Ophelia in Hamlet. The similarities lie in the assumption that both characters drowned. One difference is that Ophelia took her own life while The Young Martyr had her life taken from her.

The painting, although undoubtedly beautiful is also disturbing. It is disturbing not only for its subject matter, but because there is something so life-like about the girl despite the obvious fact that she is dead. When looking at the painting, it feels as if she has only just died. The feeling evoked is so strong; one almost feels that if only one could have been present a few seconds previously one might have been able to prevent her death. There are dark figures in the upper left hand corner that appears to be a man on a horse with a woman at his side. Presumably, they are the horrified parents of the young woman in the water.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 09:13 AM (DoV/l)

116 Therefore, she's a witch, not a martyr.



===

Unless she'd been drowned for days and ...I won't go into details. On the other hand, if she'd been drowned for days that means that crabs should have eaten her. But she seems intact. ok, fine , she is a witch drowned for witchcfraft!

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 09:13 AM (V13WU)

117 that's from:
https://www.aaronartprints.org/ delaroche-theyoungmartyr.php

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 09:13 AM (DoV/l)

118 Correct! Witches float and the innocent sink.
Posted by: Sir Bedevere

Switch "witches" to "insurrectionists" and you have the new legal standard the Left is instituting

Posted by: Wally at May 06, 2021 09:13 AM (qmsOW)

119 MUMR says we're almost tolerable.

Not good. We're slipping. We've got some work to do. Now I want all you 'rons and 'ronettes to go back to being intolerable! You can do it!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 09:14 AM (Bmy3R)

120 Attention, Joe's Left Foot: I had those same problems at the HQ using Pale Moon as my browser even with AdBlock installed. Download and use the Brave browser to use to access the HQ -- it stops the PITA frontpage ads in their tracks. I assume there's a phone version although admittedly I'm using an old tablet and not a phone.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 09:15 AM (UHVv4)

121 Alumnus of Wossamotta U

Bullwinkle's alma mater.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 09:15 AM (HaL55)

122 MUMR says we're almost tolerable.

Not good. We're slipping. We've got some work to do. Now I want all you 'rons and 'ronettes to go back to being intolerable! You can do it!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 09:14 AM (Bmy3R)



And I was shooting for insufferable......DAMNIT!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

123 nekked chick on the ice>>Disney On Ice
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:12 AM


Given Disney's proclivities these days, how can you tell the difference?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 09:16 AM (m+jkK)

124 Not good. We're slipping. We've got some work to do. Now I want all you 'rons and 'ronettes to go back to being intolerable! You can do it!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 09:14 AM


Screw that! I'm staying with deplorable. MUMR's not the boss of me!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 09:17 AM (m+jkK)

125 Although a lot of detail of the background is obscured (can't tell if it is deliberate or not), the way the water enfolds the girl's body is tellng. At least to me. She is both supported, almost incorporated, by the water. The way the colors of the green (living?) Water merges with thw white of her gown and skin tones seems protective. And water shows movement, transporting the body of the young saint away from those who killed her. The dark background is a stark aspect compared to the light, gentle color of the protective water. This isn't Perseus rescuing Andromeda since the death has happened. It is a gentler image of salvation for the faithful girl. I wonder if it was supposed to be that subtle.

I would love to see a Frazetta using those translucent greens in a water painting.

Posted by: JTB at May 06, 2021 09:17 AM (7EjX1)

126 Bravo!
Posted by: Taqiyyologi


***

*Curtsies demurely*

Thank you!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 09:18 AM (Fc5rx)

127 There are dark figures in the upper left hand corner that appears to be a
man on a horse with a woman at his side. Presumably, they are the
horrified parents of the young woman in the water.


That's possible, but in CBD's linked image, looks to me like the man is holding a small mast and sail for the boat. The woman appears to be hanging onto him in fright at seeing her body.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 09:18 AM (HaL55)

128 Bullwinkle's alma mater.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Why I otter....

Posted by: Moe Miklos-Howard at May 06, 2021 09:19 AM (QzkSJ)

129 There were a great number of young women martyred in the early days of Christianity, some of whom are now included in the liturgy of the Traditional Latin Mass.

It became fashionable among wealthy Romans to marry young Christian women because they were guaranteed pure. But when they continued to be pure, their husbands got fed up with them and offed them.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2021 09:19 AM (dfRN6)

130 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 09:18 AM (HaL55)


Hey there, BB! Did your Fender Mustang Micro arrive yet? Curious as to your review -- I'm considering a purchase.

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:20 AM (mZUr4)

131 Rocky & Bullwinkle is freakin' hilarious. I didn't come close to fully appreciating it as a kid. They're all up on the youtoobs in their entireties. The Fractured Fairytales are the best!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 09:21 AM (Bmy3R)

132 The shape of the canvas is telling. That distinctive shape was traditionally used for niche paintings and especially altarpiece panels. The shape can enhance the subject further.

Also, in this link CBD provided, this is a reproduction of the original, most likely for mass production--prints and such, made several decades later. This helps with the dark details, but engraving artists have been known to add their own flair to the works. So the copy might not be totally faithful.

https://tinyurl.com/2wwd7vyx

Posted by: Kris at May 06, 2021 09:21 AM (OyyDO)

133 Q: Why did the martyr die?

A: Just 'cause

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 09:21 AM (Fc5rx)

134 And I was shooting for insufferable......DAMNIT!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)



Nailed it!

(j/k, obviously)

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 09:22 AM (Ez6QX)

135 Why do I get the impression that CBD just likes to chum AoS with various art selections, just to see what direction the comments take?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2021 09:22 AM (2SdPm)

136 I think Beyonce wrote a track about this piece. Well, a little piece of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 09:23 AM (Jsjd7)

137 If one curtsies demurely
It's quite charming, surely
But curtsy in ones, not threes
It's hard on the knees
And also, don't call me Shirley

Posted by: Miklos, deplorable no-goodnik at May 06, 2021 09:25 AM (QzkSJ)

138 Doof, it came in last week. I like it a lot. Good sounds and effects, great for practicing silently. It's pricier than comparable units elsewhere, but has more features and that famous Fender brand, so you can rest assured you're getting that sound.

It'll work for any instrument: there's one setting similar to a direct box with no effects on it that I use for my bass. Anderton's YT page has a demo with keyboards: https://youtu.be/0oE7ZrQHH20

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 09:25 AM (HaL55)

139 At 61,
Guy, was she a waitress at IHOP?

Posted by: Trog04 at May 06, 2021 09:26 AM (wfZwW)

140 Speaking of martyrs . . .

Joseph A. Wulfsohn
@JosephWulfsohn
"To make matters worse for Stelter, his own show performed better last week when replacement host John Avlon filled in."

CNN's Brian Stelter returns from vacation to host lowest-rated 'Reliable Sources' of year

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2021 09:26 AM (VVEnO)

141
How every woke SJW and Karen picture themselves ...

They are delusional, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 09:26 AM (pNxlR)

142 Millais' "Ophelia"
https://tinyurl.com/y77s54n6

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 09:27 AM (UHVv4)

143 Forgot the safe word apparently.

Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 09:27 AM (pWrfh)

144 My safe word is "harder".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2021 09:28 AM (xfb67)

145 How every woke SJW and Karen picture themselves ...

They are delusional, of course.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 09:26 AM (pNxlR)
--------------

Yeah, they think of themselves as martyrs while they fire up the 'Benz or Range Rover crossover and drive away from their $750 K home.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2021 09:28 AM (2SdPm)

146 Current Children in Cages Count

25,000

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:28 AM (yrol0)

147
The fate of every woman, lying in ponds, and distributing swords when there's no quality control for the process.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 09:28 AM (pNxlR)

148 that's from:
https://www.aaronartprints.org/ delaroche-theyoungmartyr.php
Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 09:13 AM (DoV/l)



I like that one. The water looks more blue, and you can more clearly see the boat and the shoreline.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 09:28 AM (Ez6QX)

149 145 Forgot the safe word apparently.
-------------------
Yep. Hope she got her nut.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 09:28 AM (/MaDp)

150 142 Speaking of martyrs . . .

Joseph A. Wulfsohn
@JosephWulfsohn
"To make matters worse for Stelter, his own show performed better last week when replacement host John Avlon filled in."

CNN's Brian Stelter returns from vacation to host lowest-rated 'Reliable Sources' of year
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2021 09:26 AM (VVEnO)

=========

He's gonna follow the Bee's advice and start ragging on Tweets Trump would have sent. Or, I suppose he could just pick individual sentence from Trump's new blog and scream about them for 30 minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 09:29 AM (LvTSG)

151 Joseph A. Wulfsohn
@JosephWulfsohn
"To make matters worse for Stelter, his own show performed better last week when replacement host John Avlon filled in."
CNN's Brian Stelter returns from vacation to host lowest-rated 'Reliable Sources' of year
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2021 09:26 AM (VVEnO)



BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


What a fucking loser. It pisses me off that I'll never have as much money as that fucktard does.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

152 Mentioned already I'm sure, but there are other examples that have a clearer background and offer a bit more context.

Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 09:29 AM (pWrfh)

153 ha!

Real Headline

Second Steele Anti-Trump Dossier Emerges in British Media as John Durham Closes In

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:29 AM (yrol0)

154 148 Current Children in Cages Count

25,000
-----------------
Current Americans in Solitary Confinement for 4 months

36

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 09:29 AM (/MaDp)

155 So lemme get this straight ... it's a game of 'Floating Ring Toss,' right ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at May 06, 2021 09:29 AM (mu5GU)

156 Democrats Settle Lawsuit Over Maricopa Audit With 9 Days to Go; Experts Will Cease Signature Matching

Then it is not an audit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:30 AM (yrol0)

157 Forgot the safe word apparently.
-------------------
Yep. Hope she got her nut.
Posted by: Puddin Head

le Petit mort

Posted by: Le Paolo at May 06, 2021 09:30 AM (QzkSJ)

158
Joseph A. Wulfsohn
@JosephWulfsohn
"To make matters worse for Stelter, his own show performed better last week when replacement host John Avlon filled in."


Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Rename his show to "Less Reliable Sources".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 09:30 AM (pNxlR)

159 Ophelia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJp0CzMYY_w

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2021 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

160 Then it is not an audit!

Exactly, don't tell me you're surprised by this "settlement"?

Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 09:31 AM (pWrfh)

161 Too bad this isn't Yellen.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 09:31 AM (/MaDp)

162 Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has sold nearly $2 billion worth of Amazon stock in the past two days, according to securities filings.

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2021 09:31 AM (RHGPo)

163 Current Americans in Solitary Confinement for 4 months

36
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 09:29 AM (/MaDp)

My guess is they are trying to get them to hang themselves.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 09:32 AM (yrol0)

164 CNN's Brian Stelter returns from vacation to host lowest-rated 'Reliable Sources' of year
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2021 09:26 AM (VVEnO)

Wherever he went the donut population was devastated.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2021 09:32 AM (cSyAR)

165 >>Second Steele Anti-Trump Dossier Emerges in British Media as John Durham Closes In


Bongino was hinting at Durham's report implicating Biden's Crackhead son being the reason that the Russia Collusion Host is getting its Redux.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 09:32 AM (uFoL9)

166 Biden is coming to town today to garble words and f'k up traffic.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2021 09:32 AM (xfb67)

167 Rename his show to "Less Reliable Sources".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 09:30 AM (pNxlR)

Or: "The Bull's Bunghole, a reliable source."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:32 AM (kQcVW)

168 le Petit mort
Posted by: Le Paolo at May 06, 2021 09:30 AM (QzkSJ)



Heh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 09:32 AM (Ez6QX)

169 >>Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has sold nearly $2 billion worth of Amazon stock in the past two days


He'd be a fool not to sell all he can before Biden changes the Tax Code.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 09:33 AM (uFoL9)

170 171 Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 09:33 AM (uFoL9)

As Grampy said, "let stupidity be its own reward."

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 09:33 AM (Lzpvj)

171 Doof, it came in last week. I like it a lot. Good sounds and effects, great for practicing silently. It's pricier than comparable units elsewhere, but has more features and that famous Fender brand, so you can rest assured you're getting that sound.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 09:25 AM (HaL55)



Good stuff, BB -- thanks for the info and recommendation! I have a similar thing that I picked up for $20. Basic clean sound or distortion effects are the only choices. It'll do for simple practice. But that Mustang Micro sounds great!

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:33 AM (mZUr4)

172 Looking at her clothing, it appears she's floating in a sea of greenhouse gases.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2021 09:34 AM (2goRJ)

173 Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has sold nearly $2 billion worth of Amazon stock in the past two days, according to securities filings.
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2021 09:31 AM (RHGPo)

Preparing to flee the country?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:34 AM (kQcVW)

174 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. That's a grim painting. How's the fishing?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 09:35 AM (axyOa)

175 >>But that Mustang Micro sounds great!


64 Princeton Reverb
Wah Pedal
Overdrive

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 09:35 AM (uFoL9)

176 I need to start practicing guitar again. I got really discouraged last year because my stupid fat fingers kept messing up the basic cords.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2021 09:35 AM (xfb67)

177 Biden is coming to town today to garble words and f'k up traffic.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2021 09:32 AM (xfb67)



Is this Biden country? It iiiiiiiiiiiisssaaaaaaaaaddddaa!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at May 06, 2021 09:35 AM (mZUr4)

178 178 I need to start practicing guitar again. I got really discouraged last year because my stupid fat fingers kept messing up the basic cords.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2021 09:35 AM (xfb67)

==========

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPiW3V7ZJkY

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 09:36 AM (LvTSG)

179 >> Looking at her clothing, it appears she's floating in a sea of greenhouse gases.


You got Martyr in my Absinthe!

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 09:36 AM (uFoL9)

180 Bezos and Gates had a reciprocal alimony/settlement deal -- I pay for yours, you pay for mine -- just to mix it up.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 09:37 AM (UHVv4)

181
Dang. That's a grim painting. How's the fishing?
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes


It's an out take from "Extreme Chumming, the Series".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 09:37 AM (pNxlR)

182 "Coca-Cola’s chief attorney, responsible for orchestrating a plan to demand race quotas in outside counsel, resigned and was rehired by the CEO on a $666,666 per month salary."

Posted by: Miklos quits, because that is apparently how it's done at May 06, 2021 09:37 AM (QzkSJ)

183 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPiW3V7ZJkY

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 09:36 AM (LvTSG)

That dude has a skullet.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2021 09:37 AM (xfb67)

184 Bezos needs the money to build his penis shaped rocket ships.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:38 AM (wLuYo)

185 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPiW3V7ZJkY

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 09:36 AM (LvTSG)



Awesome stuff, TJM -- thanks!

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:39 AM (mZUr4)

186 186 Bezos needs the money to build his penis shaped rocket ships.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:38 AM (wLuYo)

He is using his money more wisely that Gates is, then?

Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 09:39 AM (ONvIw)

187 Hey, watched the final season episode of Oak Island last night and the word is Big Dig next year. Fucking A. They need to get Parker Schnabel and his crew to throw in.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 09:39 AM (/MaDp)

188 184 Posted by: Miklos quits, because that is apparently how it's done at May 06, 2021 09:37 AM (QzkSJ)

It is not every day your lead attorney tells you to demand contracts directly in conflict with the US Constitution.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 09:39 AM (Lzpvj)

189 187 Awesome stuff, TJM -- thanks!
Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:39 AM (mZUr4)

===========

*points at doof threateningly*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG)

190 Sensing a theme this week. What's with all the fallen fair maidens with looming evil?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2021 09:39 AM (4fSQf)

191 OT over 100, carried forward from the MR.

Joondeph is right about testing being one of the main reasons for no influenza this year. In a typical flu season, most diagnoses of influenza are presumptive, based on symptom patterns and knowledge of what bugs are prevalent in the nation or community. Asymptomatic people are essentially never tested for flu. Mildly symptomatic people are seldom tested, they are sent home to self-manage at home symptomatically. People with stronger symptoms will more than likely get a rapid antigen detection test in the ER or clinic to help guide how aggressive therapy should be. This requires a higher viral load to be positive than the amplification tests like RT-PCR, especially at high cycle thresholds.

The deployment of 35-45 cycle PCR tests in asymptomatic individuals for "diagnosis,"or for contact tracing, or clearance for travel or return to work/school was a vain and feeble gesture at trying to "control. the spread" of the virus and should go down in history as one of the most shameful misapplications of medical knowledge ever.

If we used anywhere near the same strategy for influenza, the flu numbers would be staggering.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 09:40 AM (Fc5rx)

192 So lemme get this straight ... it's a game of 'Floating Ring Toss,' right ... ?
Posted by: Dr_No at May 06, 2021 09:29 AM (mu5GU)



Target for chipping practice with floating golf balls.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

193 Why is there a light reflection on the ...."substance".... in the upper right? Is it a Parisian fatberg?

Posted by: Corona at May 06, 2021 09:40 AM (nakGR)

194
89 is that a halo or a Senso-Ring


Mood Ring - she's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 09:41 AM (pNxlR)

195 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 06, 2021 09:41 AM (9Fwwf)

196 193 If we used anywhere near the same strategy for influenza, the flu numbers would be staggering.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 09:40 AM (Fc5rx)

==========

How many flu deaths would we get every year if we tested for it the same way we've tested for covid?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 09:41 AM (LvTSG)

197 I read something about a Chinese interpreter being the cause of the Gates divorce. She was either fucking Bill or Melinda and the other one was not happy. Probably untrue but lets say it is anyway cuz fuck it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:41 AM (wLuYo)

198 Bezos needs the money to build his penis shaped rocket ships.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:38 AM (wLuYo)

Wasn't there a p0rn parody of Buck Rogers that featured one of those?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:41 AM (kQcVW)

199 192 Sensing a theme this week. What's with all the fallen fair maidens with looming evil?
--------------------
Massage Parlor? Son and his friend both got a handsie last night at the massage parlor. They were very proud of themselves. I asked why pay for something you can do yourself. Made them think.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 09:42 AM (/MaDp)

200 >>> Bezos needs the money to build his penis shaped rocket ships.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:38 AM (wLuYo)


There are non-penis-shaped rocked ships?

I know id's Carmac had a design involving modular bubbles, and there was a company with pyramid-shaped single-stage return rockets but both of those are tango uniform.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 09:42 AM (DoV/l)

201 The deployment of 35-45 cycle PCR tests in asymptomatic individuals for "diagnosis,"or for contact tracing, or clearance for travel or return to work/school was a vain and feeble gesture at trying to "control. the spread" of the virus and should go down in history as one of the most shameful misapplications of medical knowledge ever.

***

Why do you hate Science?

Also I think this will be key to ending the pandemic. Change the PCR testing protocol and poof, we beat the virus!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 06, 2021 09:43 AM (nMXLX)

202 192 Sensing a theme this week. What's with all the fallen fair maidens with looming evil?
===
All will be revealed tomorrow. Hint: ottoman

Posted by: Dingbat at May 06, 2021 09:43 AM (rNXR7)

203 *points at doof threateningly*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG)



* retracts shoulders and squints eyes *

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:43 AM (mZUr4)

204
===========

*points at doof threateningly*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG)


TJM is the driver. Guess who Doof is......

https://youtu.be/MrktxWUgcyA?t=21

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

205 The Biden tax increases will be retroactive to Jan 1. Bezos fucked up he should have sold on Dec 31.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:43 AM (wLuYo)

206 205 *points at doof threateningly*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG)


* retracts shoulders and squints eyes *
Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:43 AM (mZUr4)

==========

*displays feathers in imposing manner*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 09:43 AM (LvTSG)

207 Sensing a theme this week. What's with all the fallen fair maidens with looming evil?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
--------
Sometimes a fallen fair maiden is just a fallen fair maiden.

Posted by: Sigmond Fraud at May 06, 2021 09:44 AM (9Fwwf)

208 Sure rockets are all penis esque shaped. But the Bezos ones go all in for the very realistic look.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:44 AM (wLuYo)

209 The Biden tax increases will be retroactive to Jan 1. Bezos fucked up he should have sold on Dec 31.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:43 AM (wLuYo)

There will be some sort of carve-out for "friends of the Administration". Not in so many words, of course, but it will be there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:45 AM (kQcVW)

210 TJM is the driver. Guess who Doof is......

https://youtu.be/MrktxWUgcyA?t=21

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)



Surely you can't be serious!

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:45 AM (mZUr4)

211 Sure rockets are all penis esque shaped. But the Bezos ones go all in for the very realistic look.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:44 AM (wLuYo)

Anteater rocketships?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 06, 2021 09:46 AM (4I/2K)

212 ...I got really discouraged last year because my stupid fat fingers kept messing up the basic cords.
==========
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPiW3V7ZJkY


That's not helping!

Posted by: Oddbob at May 06, 2021 09:46 AM (qc+VF)

213 but both of those are tango uniform.
Posted by: banana Dream
----------

It's going around...

Posted by: Girl in painting at May 06, 2021 09:46 AM (DMQdU)

214 >>is that a halo or a Senso-Ring


It is what is left of her diaphragm...

Apologies.

The Paolo, he is hard on those thing.

Posted by: Paolo at May 06, 2021 09:46 AM (uFoL9)

215 Sure rockets are all penis esque shaped. But the Bezos ones go all in for the very realistic look.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:44 AM (wLuYo)

That's so you can see the silver suited Astronauts exit through the tip.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 06, 2021 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)

216
Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardent and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 09:47 AM (pNxlR)

217 There will be some sort of carve-out for "friends of the Administration". Not in so many words, of course, but it will be there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:45 AM (kQcVW)



Yep.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 09:47 AM (Ez6QX)

218 >>> Sure rockets are all penis esque shaped. But the Bezos ones go all in for the very realistic look.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:44 AM (wLuYo)


Now, with the actuated flaperon for her pleasure!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 09:47 AM (DoV/l)

219 >>>Sure rockets are all penis esque shaped. But the Bezos ones go all in for the very realistic look.<<<
>We have lift-off! Secure the glans!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2021 09:47 AM (2goRJ)

220 It's going around...
Posted by: Girl in painting at May 06, 2021 09:46 AM (DMQdU)

Actual song title: "Tits Up On The Pavement In North Ontario."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:47 AM (kQcVW)

221 *points at doof threateningly*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

* retracts shoulders and squints eyes *
Posted by: Doof

*displays feathers in imposing manner*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



* flares nostrils and stomps feet *

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:48 AM (mZUr4)

222 Air Force One is now the world's biggest Hoveround - @Catturd2, via twitter.

Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 09:48 AM (pWrfh)

223 So is the Gates divorce just a legal maneuver to avoid scrutiny of liquidation of assets, and without immediately crashing stocks? Have the big guys decided the markets at the top?

Posted by: SarahW at May 06, 2021 09:49 AM (g1vnC)

224 Rocky & Bullwinkle is freakin' hilarious. I didn't come close to fully appreciating it as a kid. They're all up on the youtoobs in their entireties. The Fractured Fairytales are the best!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021


***

I didn't get it back then either. An example: In the episode where Bullwinkle goes to college ("Wossamatta U."), he tells Rocky he and his classmates are going over to the Student Union "to protest Norman Mailer." And this was classed as a "kids' show???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2021 09:49 AM (/XOcP)

225 Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardent and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 09:47 AM (pNxlR)

Aha! That is what I vaguely remembered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:49 AM (kQcVW)

226 So is the Gates divorce just a legal maneuver to avoid scrutiny of liquidation of assets, and without immediately crashing stocks? Have the big guys decided the markets at the top?

Posted by: SarahW at May 06, 2021 09:49 AM (g1vnC)



Maybe.....

- Bill Gates, stuffing cash under his mattress

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

227 141 At 61,
Guy, was she a waitress at IHOP?

LOL!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 09:50 AM (Bmy3R)

228 Good to see the same old cues that there is a nood are still in play.

I managed to avoid willowing myself.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 09:50 AM (5p7BC)

229 Patriotic friends,

Please send $100 ASAP. Mitt, Liz and I desperately need your help to stop the radical Biden agenda. If our billionaire job creators have to pay even 1 cent more in taxes, the republic will cease to exist. This is our bill to die on.

Love,
Mitch

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:50 AM (wLuYo)

230 His rockets are ribbed.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 06, 2021 09:51 AM (o89XP)

231 Good to see the same old cues that there is a nood are still in play.

I managed to avoid willowing myself.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 09:50 AM (5p7BC)

Welcome back to the fold, Dave!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:51 AM (kQcVW)

232 Also I think this will be key to ending the pandemic. Change the PCR testing protocol and poof, we beat the virus!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 06, 2021 09:43 AM (nMXLX)
++++
They've already started. The moment that porridge brain was installed, the WHO magically reduced the recommended number of PCR amplification cycles and advised that non-symptomatic positives should be retested rather than called a "case."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 09:51 AM (Jsjd7)

233 * flares nostrils and stomps feet *





Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:48 AM (mZUr4)

Singin' Do Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Doo....

Posted by: Manfred at May 06, 2021 09:52 AM (7bRMQ)

234
Welcome back to the fold, Dave!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:51 AM (kQcVW)



This.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

235
His rockets are ribbed.
Posted by: humphreyrobot


I see no reservoir tip here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 09:52 AM (pNxlR)

236 Sure rockets are all penis esque shaped. But the Bezos ones go all in for the very realistic look.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:44 AM (wLuYo)
++++
A thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide.

Posted by: Melanie at May 06, 2021 09:52 AM (Jsjd7)

237 They've already started. The moment that porridge brain was installed, the WHO magically reduced the recommended number of PCR amplification cycles and advised that non-symptomatic positives should be retested rather than called a "case."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 09:51 AM (Jsjd7)

That wisdom has yet to appear in Canada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:53 AM (kQcVW)

238 my heart just sank...my daughter just notified me that a fellow teacher at her school was killed over the weekend. he was shot while out taking a walk. please pray for his family and his students...thank you...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 06, 2021 09:53 AM (CqHIp)

239 Dave in Fla - good to see you back recently. Respect.

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:53 AM (mZUr4)

240 A thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide.
Posted by: Melanie at May 06, 2021 09:52 AM (Jsjd7)

You mean like a roller skate key?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:53 AM (kQcVW)

241 Is there a Vagina shaped Weapon?

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 09:53 AM (uFoL9)

242 Every day I am still amazed that people out there still give a fuck about the Rona and allow it to be a part of their lives.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:54 AM (wLuYo)

243 Dave's Not Here, Man.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 09:54 AM (uFoL9)

244 All the bezos rockets have peroni's disease

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 06, 2021 09:54 AM (wWn8R)

245 Singin' Do Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Doo....

Posted by: Manfred at May 06, 2021 09:52 AM (7bRMQ)



LOL!

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:54 AM (mZUr4)

246 242 A thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide.
Posted by: Melanie at May 06, 2021 09:52 AM (Jsjd7)

You mean like a roller skate key?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:53 AM (kQcVW)

Exactly.

Posted by: Melanie at May 06, 2021 09:54 AM (lmikk)

247
A thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide.
Posted by: Melanie


Phallic symbol or not?

Y / N ~ brand new pair of roller skates

Y / N ~ brand new key

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 09:55 AM (pNxlR)

248 Sure rockets are all penis esque shaped. But the Bezos ones go all in for the very realistic look.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:44 AM (wLuYo)
++++
A thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide.
Posted by: Melanie at May 06, 2021 09:52 AM (Jsjd7)

That's not entirely accurate.

Posted by: They call me Tuna Can at May 06, 2021 09:55 AM (4I/2K)

249 You mean like a roller skate key?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:53 AM (kQcVW)
++++
Damn straight.

Posted by: Melanie at May 06, 2021 09:55 AM (Jsjd7)

250 >>>Is there a Vagina shaped Weapon?<<<
>No, but there is a vulva shaped docking station.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2021 09:55 AM (2goRJ)

251 Is there a Vagina shaped Weapon?

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 09:53 AM (uFoL9)



Other than an actual vagina??

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:55 AM (mZUr4)

252 175 Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has sold nearly $2 billion worth of Amazon stock in the past two days, according to securities filings.
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2021 09:31 AM (RHGPo)

Preparing to flee the country?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:34 AM (kQcVW)

I presume he's going to fund his Blue Origin space venture with these funds.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 06, 2021 09:55 AM (hKTv8)

253 >>Damn straight.


I wish.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 06, 2021 09:56 AM (uFoL9)

254 243 Is there a Vagina shaped Weapon?
-------------------
Vaginas with teeth. See the movie Alien.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 09:56 AM (/MaDp)

255 Is there a Vagina shaped Weapon?

***

"Front Toward Enemy"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 09:56 AM (Fc5rx)

256 >>"Front Butt Toward Enemy"


For Ace.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 09:56 AM (uFoL9)

257 237 His rockets are ribbed.

Posted by: humphreyrobot



I see no reservoir tip here.

well, if we're talking elon musk here, i'll just remind you that one of the earlier starships crashed due to an issue with the reservoir tip used to keep the fuel system pressurized during the belly flop.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 06, 2021 09:56 AM (v3pYe)

258 Uh-oh. We got dueling Melanies. This will end badly. And Melanie Safka was a real hottie, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:57 AM (kQcVW)

259 Seriously laughing out loud, though Muldoon.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 09:57 AM (uFoL9)

260 Would hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy-?What? Is she drip-dry?

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 06, 2021 09:57 AM (yFOIQ)

261 Puddin Head stole my line.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 09:57 AM (5p7BC)

262 68 Snappy Comeback - a limerick

Why I keep coming back.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 06, 2021 09:57 AM (W+kMI)

263 I presume he's going to fund his Blue Origin space venture with these funds.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 06, 2021 09:55 AM (hKTv
++++
More than possible. Or he's front-running tax code changes, cashing out at the top and squirreling a bit away by converting it into hard assets for his bugout fortress in New Zealand.*

* This is assumption, but the tech tyrants seem to like NZ for bugout. European Chateaus are more of a political class thing than an industrialist thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 09:57 AM (Jsjd7)

264 Every day I am still amazed that people out there still give a fuck about the Rona and allow it to be a part of their lives.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 06, 2021 09:54 AM (wLuYo)



Unfortunately for some of us, we live and/or work in places where it's in our face all the time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 09:58 AM (Ez6QX)

265 I presume he's going to fund his Blue Origin space venture with these funds.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 06, 2021 09:55 AM (hKTv

So, fleeing the planet, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:58 AM (kQcVW)

266 This new realistic Mario game looks harsh:

Mario got tired of Princess Peach's bullshit, kicked her down a well, and now she's at 0 life points.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2021 09:58 AM (dWwl8)

267 267 I presume he's going to fund his Blue Origin space venture with these funds.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 06, 2021 09:55 AM (hKTv

So, fleeing the planet, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 09:58 AM (kQcVW)

=======

He needs to make rockets that work, first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 09:58 AM (LvTSG)

268 -------------------
Vaginas with teeth. See the movie Alien.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 09:56 AM (/MaDp)



What about that thing in the desert in the original Star Wars movie?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

269 LOL!

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:54 AM (mZUr4)

Bows respectfully.

Posted by: Manfred at May 06, 2021 09:59 AM (7bRMQ)

270 Y / N ~ brand new pair of roller skates

Y / N ~ brand new key
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 09:55 AM (pNxlR)



Great, now that song is going to be stuck in my head all day.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 09:59 AM (Ez6QX)

271 >>> 68 Snappy Comeback - a limerick

Why I keep coming back.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 06, 2021 09:57 AM (W+kMI)


Don't forget all the good medical and relationship advice!

Posted by: Slap a hot iron to it. at May 06, 2021 09:59 AM (DoV/l)

272 What about that thing in the desert in the original Star Wars movie?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)



Sarlac Pit?

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:59 AM (mZUr4)

273 He needs to make rockets that work, first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 09:58 AM (LvTSG)

You know who made rockets that worked?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 10:00 AM (kQcVW)

274 Dead by an errant golf shot.

Posted by: robert sjoberg at May 06, 2021 10:00 AM (UBRR0)

275 Alberta Oil Peon, last October I thought we were going to rip Alberta from the tiny titties of Canada, but we got cheated so easily, cheaply.

We forgot The Alamo too. Anyways, next time I guess.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 06, 2021 10:00 AM (o89XP)

276 270 -------------------
Vaginas with teeth. See the movie Alien.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 09:56 AM (/MaDp)


What about that thing in the desert in the original Star Wars movie?
----------------
Maybe. Quicksand might be the most lethal vagina on earth. That, or The View.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 10:00 AM (/MaDp)

277 75
Biden issues National Day of Prayer Proclamation that does not include the word 'God'
-------
Two things about that:
1. Sure Biden approved it, released it, or contributed to it in any way.
2. The executive staff serving the Harris administration is made up of some of the most non-Christian people in the Republic.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 06, 2021 10:00 AM (W+kMI)

278 What about that thing in the desert in the original Star Wars movie?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)



Wasn't that in Return of the Jedi?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 10:00 AM (Ez6QX)

279
Sarlac Pit?
Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 09:59 AM (mZUr4)



I don't know. We always called it the 'sand pussy.'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

280 That's not helping!

No kidding. Have no-eyed deer who Bill Bailey is across the pond, but he can play a rousing little Irish ditty.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 10:01 AM (HaL55)

281 Great, now that song is going to be stuck in my head all day.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 09:59 AM (Ez6QX)

Could be a lot worse songs...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 10:01 AM (kQcVW)

282 Thanks for all the well wishes. I'll try to hang out some more.

My personal irony is that I have been busier and made more money since the Biden puppet was installed than the last two years. The space business is booming so my free time is spotty at best.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 10:01 AM (5p7BC)

283 nood


primate

Posted by: Slap a hot iron to it. at May 06, 2021 10:01 AM (DoV/l)

284
Wasn't that in Return of the Jedi?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 10:00 AM (Ez6QX)



Yeah, I didn't pay that close attention......I know it was one of the original 3 movies.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

285 Vaginas with teeth. See the movie Alien.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 09:56 AM (/MaDp)
What about that thing in the desert in the original Star Wars movie?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, yeah.

Vaginas with teeth, Whatever.

How come we never see teeth with vaginas, huh?

Answer me that! Frikkin' patriarchy!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake is now a fymynyst at May 06, 2021 10:01 AM (dWwl8)

286 Vaginas with teeth. See the movie Alien Dune.
Posted by: Puddin Head


Fixed it for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 10:01 AM (OCTRt)

287 Nood rant

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at May 06, 2021 10:02 AM (Pxs3T)

288 Years ago I caddied at a course where some guy hit a tee shot that struck and accidentally killed a goose on the fairway. It was incredible.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2021 10:02 AM (VpIIl)

289 Could be a lot worse songs...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2021 10:01 AM (kQcVW)



True!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 10:03 AM (Ez6QX)

290 286 Vaginas with teeth. See the movie Alien Dune.
Posted by: Puddin Head


Fixed it for you.
----------------
All Movie Sci Fi traces to Dune. Odd that movies that try to portray Dune fail.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 10:03 AM (/MaDp)

291
Years ago I caddied at a course where some guy hit a tee shot that struck and accidentally killed a goose on the fairway. It was incredible.
Posted by: Marcus T


Good eating, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 10:03 AM (pNxlR)

292 164 Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has sold nearly $2 billion worth of Amazon stock in the past two days, according to securities filings.
----------
That divorce settlement must be getting to him some.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 06, 2021 10:04 AM (W+kMI)

293 203 Also I think this will be key to ending the pandemic. Change the PCR testing protocol and poof, we beat the virus!!!
just remember, the end of the pandemic does not mean you can stop wearing a mask and social distancing. it also does not mean you can gather in groups of more than 5.

Posted by: Another Helpful Hint from the Committee's Almanac at May 06, 2021 10:06 AM (v3pYe)

294 Nice! Good to be reminded about fine art and the Martyrs.

Google up Fox's Book of the Martyrs some time. Inspirational.

Posted by: setnaffa at May 06, 2021 10:14 AM (OQc7P)

295
A floater? What's that?
Posted by: Chief Brody, Amity Island at May 06, 2021 08:58 AM (7bRMQ)

1.) A fibrous body in the aqueous humor of the eye.

2.) Luigi after three days in the East River. That's why you need the concrete galoshes.

Posted by: Fox2!! at May 06, 2021 10:28 AM (qyH+l)

296 277 75
Biden issues National Day of Prayer Proclamation that does not include the word 'God'
-------
Two things about that:
1. Sure Biden approved it, released it, or contributed to it in any way.
2. The executive staff serving the Harris administration is made up of some of the most non-Christian people in the Republic.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 06, 2021 10:00 AM (W+kMI)

Same as the proclamation of Jewish Heritage Month?

Posted by: Fox2!! at May 06, 2021 10:31 AM (qyH+l)

297 HALO SLIPS LOOSE WHILE WOMAN IS DEVOURED BY GIANT SNAIL

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at May 06, 2021 10:59 AM (Mzdiz)

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