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The ONT Hath Murdered Sleep
Heidely-Ho, Moroninos! Say, did you know that Dolly Parton and Edgar Allen Poe share a birthday?
Oh, Canada. Oh, No, No, No
Select English, scroll down and click on “About government”. Then click on “Treaties, laws and regulations”, then on the next page click on “Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms”. Huh. It's gone. It's been that way for about a week, which seems too long for it to be a simple website coding mistake. I mean, it may be, but if it's not......Is Canada trying to scrub their version of the Bill of Rights from the internet? The Internet Gets Ben Shapiro Confused With Ace
Organ Donor
Orlando motorcyclist run over, killed after performing stunt on I-95 My wife and I call people like this “organ donors”. Last year I was driving home on I-70 when 3 guys on rice rockets went screaming past me doing at least 125 per. They passed between my car and the car in the next lane, cut over into the right breakdown lane to pass a truck in front of me, and then shot back across 4 lanes of traffic. I was talking on the phone to my wife when this happened, and she asked “What was that?” “Bunch of organ donors just went by”. She knew exactly what I meant.
Morons In The News
Troopers: Brockport woman charged for entering neighbor's home while naked, stealing beer
Which one of y'all was this? Come on, fess up.
On This Day In History
John Paul Jones leads American raid on Whitehaven, England
He burned down the town, then stole the Earl of Selkirk's silver tea set, with tea still in it. America, fuck yeah! Also on this day in history, the first “Earth Day” is celebrated in 1970, which people now celebrate by turning of all their lights and sitting in the dark like cavemen. Personally, I celebrate Human Progress Day, and what better way to do so than by following the lead of Tugboat Phil?
Red Eye Earth Day from Tugboat Phil on Vimeo.
Speaking Of Progress...
NASA's Ingenuity Helicopter Just Completed Its Second Flight on Mars Mankind is now flying helicopters on other planets. That's human progress.
Worth A Click
A thread of medieval paintings of animals that look nothing like real animals because the artist had never seen them.
— Daniel Holland? (@DannyDutch) October 5, 2020
Starting with - The Oyster pic.twitter.com/gzUIGs96AP
Nice Prank
How To Make Alexthechick Stroke Out
Police seize $39,500 from man at Sky Harbor who was attempting to buy a truck for his business He's broken no laws, is accused of no crime, and yet the police still won't give him his money back. I mentioned AtC in the heading, but she's not alone. CAF is a blight on this “free” country. Stories like this make me stroke out too. And yes, I realize that our current version was enacted under the Reagan administration. It's still unconstitutional. Reagan was a good president. He wasn't perfect, he made mistakes. This and letting Tip O'Neil roll him on immigration and spending are three of his biggest. Would Have Been Faster To Walk Message in a bottle travels 250 miles from Kentucky to Tennessee in 30 years Still, kind of a neat story. Tonight's ONT is brought to you by onesies:
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Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2021 09:00 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Zettai at April 22, 2021 09:00 PM (wqVX+)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 09:01 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2021 09:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Adriane the Head Bobbin' Critic ... at April 22, 2021 09:01 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 09:02 PM (GBZnB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:03 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at April 22, 2021 09:03 PM (efX5n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:04 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 09:04 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 22, 2021 09:04 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:05 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: runner, drive BLM to LeBron James' $100M house in Bel Air at April 22, 2021 09:05 PM (Q9SFr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 09:05 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Sandy at April 22, 2021 09:05 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2021 09:06 PM (TdMsT)
I hate CAF about as much as AtC. That being said, why the fuck are you carrying around $39,500 in cash? I'm not justifying the seizure in any way, I just don't grok carrying that amount of cash. I feel weird carrying around $200.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 09:06 PM (YYlyE)
X22 report
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 09:06 PM (8mOxN)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 09:07 PM (YYlyE)
Our judges would also have accepted "meat crayon".
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 09:07 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 09:05 PM (XtkZj)
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That is a "man" who can be trusted not to wipe his dick on the curtains on the way out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:07 PM (fLVm1)
Dude. You broke OPSEC in the previous thread. What's next, letting Bob know where the chair is?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2021 09:08 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 09:08 PM (8mOxN)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 09:08 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 09:09 PM (pLEy5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2021 09:09 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the burbs' at April 22, 2021 09:09 PM (Q9SFr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2021 09:09 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 09:09 PM (hOUT3)
I know the banks are now required to report any cash withdrawal over $10k. This shows why.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 09:10 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 09:08 PM (YYlyE)
Can't tell if you're speculating, or you wore shirt stays in the military.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 09:10 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at April 22, 2021 09:10 PM (efX5n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:10 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: wing at April 22, 2021 09:10 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2021 09:11 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 22, 2021 09:11 PM (flINI)
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I loved the gerbil shrieks when the stay unclips from the sock.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
You're assuming she won't be too busy pointing and laughing to talk.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 09:11 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 22, 2021 09:11 PM (8acSn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:10 PM
Green!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 08:48 PM
Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 22, 2021 09:11 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2021 09:12 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Sandy at April 22, 2021 09:05 PM (fLVm1)
Dammit Sandy, the AoS Stylebook clearly says "Woof! is the preferred usage here!
Shape up, there's a good dog!
Posted by: Conor at April 22, 2021 09:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 09:10 PM
they report you if you get a money order for $1,000 or more
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2021 09:12 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 22, 2021 09:13 PM (ez/ed)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 09:08 PM (YYlyE)
Longer shirts in the back seems a good idea. Just trying to be a baby, not so much.
Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 09:13 PM (pLEy5)
If you're a "man" wearing a onesie your chances of reproducing are already pretty low.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 09:13 PM (SchxB)
You're assuming she won't be too busy pointing and laughing to talk.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 09:11 PM (SchxB)
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To be fair, hysterical laughter can create a nice bonding moment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:13 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 09:06 PM (YYlyE)
So you should be arrested for it? Come on...it's nobody's business if and when and why people carry cash.
I have a credit card in my wallet that is the equivalent of $45k. There is no difference except that the government can trace my spending.
Fuck them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2021 09:14 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Pajama Boy at April 22, 2021 09:14 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2021 09:14 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 09:14 PM (8mOxN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 09:13 PM (SchxB)
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Good point. Let's call it insurance.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2021 09:14 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 09:14 PM (8mOxN)
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 22, 2021 09:14 PM (HCeRP)
Didn't know that. But it shows again that it's more about tracking the money than anything to do with drug trafficking.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 09:15 PM (SchxB)
I'm referring to shirt stays, yes. All the different iterations are stupid-looking. The ones that attach to your socks look dumb. The ones that attach to a garter belt looking thing look dumb. The ones that attach to a belt inside your pants look dumb. It seems that man is incapable of an invention to keep your shirt tucked in that isn't stupid as hell.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 09:15 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 22, 2021 09:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 09:15 PM (SchxB)
And how long until the Okinawans complain about the helicopters?
Posted by: pookysgirl has seen a helicopter protest at April 22, 2021 09:15 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2021 09:16 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2021 09:12 PM (DUIap)
I think a couple of closely spaced withdrawals that total a $1000 or more will get you on the suspect list, even though cash is supposed to be legal tender!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 09:16 PM (hOUT3)
Dude. I specifically said I hate CAF about as much as AtC does. I'm not endorsing it.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 09:17 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:17 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 09:15 PM
I mean in hockey that a rule, but honestly makes sense thee.
Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 09:18 PM (pLEy5)
Row of hooks and eyes in the crotch area for ease in going to the bathroom.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at April 22, 2021 09:19 PM (e6bHS)
Posted by: Just Saying at April 22, 2021 09:19 PM (MJhQ7)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 22, 2021 09:19 PM (sHeAx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:19 PM (fLVm1)
I misread that as booty suits and I had to look again.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 09:19 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Don't forget the skinny jeans to go with it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 22, 2021 09:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Just Saying at April 22, 2021 09:19 PM (MJhQ7)
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The Second Law of Thermodynamics is a real boner killer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:20 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 09:09 PM
My sincerest apologies Ace, that's a 1x10. I've had too much too drink.
Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 09:21 PM (pLEy5)
Oh for fucks sake Karens, stupid gonna stupid. With exception of Kawasaki "gravestone" (silverstone) or their H1 500cc two stroke, seen pilot error even on BMW rubber cows. Rode bikes exclusively over 25 years safe enuf (cars, trucks excepted) and here to brag. Plus, the older I get the faster I was. Trust Me.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 22, 2021 09:21 PM (8acSn)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 22, 2021 09:22 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at April 22, 2021 09:19 PM (e6bHS)
None of this sounds pleasant at all. Individually or collectively. "rows of hooks in the crotch area" and "eyes in the crotch area" and "rows of hooks and eyes (rows of eyes?) in the crotch area".
It all sounds terrifying.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 09:22 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 09:22 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in tenuous standing at April 22, 2021 09:23 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 09:23 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in tenuous standing at April 22, 2021 09:23 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Zettai at April 22, 2021 09:24 PM (wqVX+)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 09:24 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 09:24 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 22, 2021 09:22 PM (Agr8U)
As Common Tater mentioned, they don't charge you and seize the money, they charge the money and put it in wallet jail.
It's still utterly bullshit, but you asked how they do it.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 09:24 PM (t+qrx)
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Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2021 09:24 PM (qAR6u)
If we start complaining about the onsie on open comms, they're just going to make it the camp uniform.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2021 09:25 PM (pAjZN)
Posted by: Ira Einhorn at April 22, 2021 09:25 PM (flINI)
It's cash deposits that invite scrutiny. Where did this come from? Even that is "know your customer". A grocery store owner is going to deposit lots of cash. They won't bat an eyelash. It isn't illegal to use cash.
"Legal Tender" just means they have to take it for debts. Like taxes. If you owe somebody money, they have to take it. But a business or seller doesn't. Because a debt hasn't been incurred yet. They can refuse cash, refuse credit cards, require cash and refuse credit, whatever. "Wampum Only."
Posted by: Common Tater at April 22, 2021 09:25 PM (sHeAx)
Back in my younger days a guy in a bar asked me to dance. Then he said, "We need to find a place to put down our purses." Yeah, he had a man purse, which is just as bad as a man bun or a onesie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 22, 2021 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
45K will buy a lot of dildoes
Might raise some eyebrows
Posted by: Miklos commenting from a burner phone at April 22, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ira Einhorn at April 22, 2021 09:25 PM (flINI)
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Hold my beer, and wait til I get my Kwanzaa candles out.
Posted by: Ron Karenga at April 22, 2021 09:27 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2021 09:27 PM (vwRDp)
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Within 2 generations no one will believe man was capable of flight at the rate the Left is going.
Tonight's ONT is brought to you by onesies:
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I thought the company that made the RompHim went out of business...
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:27 PM (Ojki1)
Where kin I git wunna them ghey tuck-in polo shirts?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Pedo shirts? Sounds about right.
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Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2021 09:27 PM (qAR6u)
Is Canada trying to scrub their version of the Bill of Rights from the internet?
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Look up "Notwithstanding Clause" sometime.
In Europe, your rights are a gift of the government, which makes it clear they can be taken away any time.
In the Anglo countries, your rights are yours until the government decides to take them away.
In theory, in the US your rights are yours and can't be taken away. But that's changed in the last year and is going to change more in the future.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2021 09:28 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 22, 2021 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
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Oof.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:28 PM (fLVm1)
Ok, topologically, how the heck do you put it on?
Have re-watched IKEA Man I and II a bunch today. So funny.
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2021 09:28 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 09:28 PM (pLEy5)
Posted by: Ira Einhorn
Is that wrong? Why didn't someone tell me that that was wrong?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 09:28 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2021 09:16 PM (H5knJ)
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Well, there were no photos with the article, so we can hold out hope.
Craig Ferguson had a hilarious bit on massages and happy endings. You know it's not going to happen, but it might.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 22, 2021 09:29 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 22, 2021 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
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"Where kin I stick my sack?" would have been the manfully correct way.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 09:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 22, 2021 09:04 PM (HCeRP)
Without the cop the girl in pink would be dead, and not even gotten a short write up in her local paper due to the circumstances of her death. But sure Black Lives Matter all right.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:29 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 09:29 PM (pLEy5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:05 PM (fLVm1)
Women's department. They are called bodysuits there though.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:29 PM (Ojki1)
If we start complaining about the onsie on open comms, they're just going to make it the camp uniform.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2021 09:25 PM (pAjZN)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2021 09:30 PM (TdMsT)
Ok, topologically, how the heck do you put it on?
Have re-watched IKEA Man I and II a bunch today. So funny.
Posted by: t-bird
On like a shirt and snap the crotch. Just like baby onesies.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 09:30 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:30 PM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
You've watched "Cops" or "PD Live".
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 22, 2021 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
You've watched "Cops" or "PD Live".
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 22, 2021 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
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RIP. Cancelled by frightened assholes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2021 09:31 PM (mht8P)
I know the banks are now required to report any cash withdrawal over $10k. This shows why.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 09:10 PM (SchxB)
Or several withdrawals that make it to the number, which I believe is under the 10K mark after it became wildly known 10K was the mark. War on drugs dontchaknow.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:32 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2021 09:32 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 09:32 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
You've watched "Cops" or "PD Live".
Posted by: nerdygirl
The best episode was where a sloppy, drunk woman perp started hitting on a good looking, young cop. Let's just say he wasn't interested.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 22, 2021 09:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2021 09:34 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 22, 2021 09:34 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 22, 2021 09:34 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 22, 2021 09:34 PM (flINI)
Well that's a story you don't just start and not finish.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 09:35 PM (XtkZj)
Microaggressions are too much for today's kids, but let's knife fight.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2021 09:35 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:35 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Alex Murphy at April 22, 2021 09:36 PM (awtm/)
Also, heal up quick, good buddy.
Posted by: LOL Metokur at April 22, 2021 09:36 PM (LkMC+)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 22, 2021 09:37 PM (Agr8U)
Have re-watched IKEA Man I and II a bunch today. So funny.
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2021 09:28 PM (vOGqy)
I can't stop watching it. He's great.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2021 09:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43
Sigh, yep heard a bunch of stories, NEVER experienced one!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 22, 2021 09:37 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2021 09:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2021 09:37 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 09:37 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2021 09:37 PM (Eicbe)
Males maybe, Axeman, but they ain't men.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 22, 2021 09:38 PM (7bRMQ)
She said her husband was trying to kill himself and so she took the gun away from him. She then tried to unload it and accidently shot him through the chest killing him.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:38 PM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:39 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 22, 2021 09:37 PM (Agr8U)
{{{S'Puppy}}}
I've been a bit scarce around here, too, and I'm trying to make up for it!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2021 09:39 PM (TdMsT)
(No, he is not taking it well. I had to talk him out of buying bottle of whiskey, which is on the banned list specifically because nothing good has ever come from him drinking whiskey/scotch/bourbon.)
Posted by: pookysgirl has a disabled husband at April 22, 2021 09:39 PM (XKZwp)
Saw a cop make a traffic stop one night. Passenger got out, started mouthy, took all her clothes off. Driver not drunk, apologies to cops about his blind date, they can relate. Chick not bad, lotsa other cops arrive to watch the show. He drove home, she went to pokey.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 22, 2021 09:39 PM (8acSn)
The solution is to teach boys not to rape *while* deciding the police.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2021 09:39 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 09:40 PM (Xih1H)
There was booze in the equation.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 09:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:40 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 09:35 PM (XtkZj)
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That's kind of the end of the story. Long day cliff climbing and drinks in the evening. Met a group of girls that we kind of carried on with into the evening. Apparently this girl took a liking to me and decided that entering my tent naked was a good idea. She was very young and very drunk and I didn't feel like getting arrested so I escorted her out of my tent and handed her over to her friends.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 22, 2021 09:40 PM (flINI)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 09:40 PM (GBZnB)
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 09:40 PM (Xih1H)
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Meh. Not very liquid and they feel like handcuffs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:41 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:42 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: In Exile at April 22, 2021 09:42 PM (kzzyk)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 22, 2021 09:42 PM (8acSn)
(No, he is not taking it well. I had to talk him out of buying bottle of whiskey, which is on the banned list specifically because nothing good has ever come from him drinking whiskey/scotch/bourbon.)
Posted by: pookysgirl has a disabled husband at April 22, 2021 09:39 PM (XKZwp)
I know a lot of people who've applied (I did as well after my diagnosis and the various stuff with it). Almost everyone I know gets turned down on at least the first try. I've known people who its taken years to get approved (not to freak Pookey out). Rejections, especially for mental health, are almost as common as snow in Wisconsin in Winter.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:43 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:43 PM (fLVm1)
The solution is to teach boys not to rape *while* deciding the police.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2021 09:39 PM (Eicbe)
We need a govt program to get deprived individuals more access to sex (insert other slang here if you want).
That is how we deal with crime isn't it, as an access problem and not a behavioral one.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 22, 2021 09:44 PM (G3koe)
buy a Rolex. You don't have to declare it on entry or exit, and they
have a liquid value around 10K.
Posted by: Jean
oooohhhh, much better than taping baggies of heroin to my waist....
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 22, 2021 09:45 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 22, 2021 09:45 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: Some rat
Or putting them in your plan
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 09:46 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 22, 2021 09:46 PM (G3koe)
Posted by: In Exile at April 22, 2021 09:42 PM (kzzyk)
It's weirder when you get to the bottom and see Drew wrote it and you realize your eyes didn't roll in your head once while reading it. Its like a Twilight Zone post.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:46 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:44 PM (Ojki1)
---
Sadly enough, I cannot put that past them.
But more people should have more access to sanity.
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2021 09:46 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2021 09:47 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Panerai and JLC Reverso at April 22, 2021 09:47 PM (8acSn)
Posted by: In Exile at April 22, 2021 09:47 PM (kzzyk)
Who would not want to buy clothes fitted for a twink with advanced AIDS?
Posted by: Men's Fashion at April 22, 2021 09:47 PM (LkMC+)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 22, 2021 09:45 PM (MqQvv)
It seems to be working swimmingly, thank you much.
Can you tell me where to get my update so I stop typing "green" into the url?
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:47 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 22, 2021 09:45 PM (MqQvv
Don't scare us!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 09:47 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2021 09:48 PM (PLitN)
Posted by: Cicero
North of Rolex, liquidity drops off fast. But, if Inhad to move 100K off shore, I consider a nice Patek. But you would need to have a prearranged buyer.
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 09:48 PM (Xih1H)
I think our biggest problem is that I'm so dang good at my job of keeping Pooky out of trouble that it looks like there aren't issues, whereas the truth is he's got more issues than my dad's extensive National Geographic collection.
Posted by: pookysgirl has a disabled husband at April 22, 2021 09:48 PM (XKZwp)
The good thing is that once your (husband's) app is accepted, they will pay you from the time you filed your initial application.
My disabled BIL had to appeal three times - the last one in front of a judge - before his case was approved. Two years of back benefits then soon came. Good luck!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 09:48 PM (Rvt88)
The Artist:
Now sir describe to me again the alligator's penis and butthole.
The guy who actually saw an alligator:
Dude! I already told you I wasn't looking at his unit man ok? I was running for my life. Look, you don't have any of the other parts right, blue toenails, really? And, ... wait, no no no, did you just draw me getting eatin' and gave me a tiny dick! Alright boy, you gonna get whooping YA HEAR!
Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:48 PM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2021 09:48 PM (PLitN)
Aren't most men's swimsuits one piece though?
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:48 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:46 PM (Ojki1)
Amazing how some people changed over the years
Posted by: In Exile at April 22, 2021 09:49 PM (kzzyk)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 09:22
There's something about "structuring" w/ withdrwals too I think. That's how they nabbed Denny Hastert. Personally I think the IC knew long before and used the info. Why they dropped it when they did I have no idea.
Does my tinfoil hat fit OK?
Posted by: Farmer at April 22, 2021 09:49 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Ira Einhorn at April 22, 2021 09:25 PM (flINI)
You looking at me? Jimmy, Henry, stuff him in the trunk too. Motherfucker.
Posted by: Tommy DeVito at April 22, 2021 09:49 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 09:49 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 22, 2021 09:50 PM (8acSn)
Posted by: pookysgirl has a disabled husband at April 22, 2021 09:48 PM (XKZwp)
Has he looked into support groups? Many there have experiences with many things, more than a few with SSDI as well.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:50 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:30 PM (Fq1gB)
Same here. That's the term I heard for them; and it's accurate.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2021 09:51 PM (mdjgu)
Meh. Not very liquid and they feel like handcuffs.
Posted by: Cicero (
I've seen a Rolex pay for a complete engine repair on a KingAir in Bao Vista, Brazil
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 09:51 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 09:51 PM (Xih1H)
Preview of America in 2 years
Posted by: In Exile at April 22, 2021 09:52 PM (kzzyk)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2021 09:52 PM (HPSCb)
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There are lawyers that specialize in that and the govt pays their fee --- if they win.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2021 09:52 PM (vwRDp)
Oh, I can think of two more. Not bombing Iran for taking our hostages, and not bombing the home base of the people responsible for the Marine bombing in Beirut. Both of those inactions set the table to where we were in the Middle East, before Trump's Abraham Accords.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2021 09:53 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 22, 2021 09:50 PM (8acSn)
I use to say I had more issues than the comic book companies, but since they went woke and are going broke the statement isn't as illuminating as it use to be.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2021 09:53 PM (HPSCb)
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There are lawyers that specialize in that and the govt pays their fee --- if they win.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2021 09:52 PM (vwRDp)
Sometimes, and some get paid out of the backpay if awarded. You are going to want to research one very carefully as some do little more than file the exact same paperwork you can do on your own in terms of trying to "win" the case.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:55 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 09:55 PM (8mOxN)
More crime, especially that sort of crime, means more fear - easier to control people.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 09:55 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 09:51 PM (Xih1H)
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B90 or B200
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:55 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 22, 2021 09:56 PM (sHeAx)
More crime, especially that sort of crime, means more fear - easier to control people.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 09:55 PM (JMMlQ)
Weird, that also explains (in part) why they don't want commoners to be able to protect themselves. But I am sure that is just conspiracy thinking stuff, eh Post Master Robert?
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:57 PM (Ojki1)
Dude! I already told you I wasn't looking at his unit man ok? I was running for my life. Look, you don't have any of the other parts right, blue toenails, really? And, ... wait, no no no, did you just draw me getting eatin' and gave me a tiny dick! Alright boy, you gonna get whooping YA HEAR!
Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:48 PM (Fq1gB)
CHOO DAT GATUH
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 09:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: butch at April 22, 2021 09:57 PM (cHvOo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:05 PM (fLVm1)
Walmart in Brattleboro.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2021 09:58 PM (HPSCb)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 22, 2021 09:56 PM (sHeAx)
It was the style of the day. If they were full pictures you'd see the onion on the belt.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:58 PM (Ojki1)
They still don't know how many pounds and pounds of feces they are in taking every year.
Snark or not.
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 09:58 PM (8mOxN)
Posted by: JROD at April 22, 2021 09:58 PM (0jZnq)
Before the fall of the Soviet Union foreign policy was rather more complicated as any action could lead to the actual end of the world, or at least civilization.
Of course we've thrown away civilization instead. All so a few people could get richer then they would have otherwise.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 09:58 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: bluebell
First day of peace in three weeks. Well, five weeks; we were having server problems at work for two weeks even before the fire.
Had a report of issues with posting comments and came to check.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 22, 2021 09:59 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 22, 2021 09:59 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 09:05 PM (fLVm1)
Walmart in Brattleboro.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2021 09:58 PM (HPSCb)
I'm sure Brattleboro kept Wally out until recently and is just full of om and pop shops who stock it.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:59 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 09:59 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2021 10:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: gp's Pube Fires at April 22, 2021 10:00 PM (qpX6U)
No, but I've got plenty of SSDD experience. *sets alarm clock to Groundhog Day*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2021 10:01 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 09:59 PM (KAi1n)
*Contemplate arguing this*
*realizes the Opioid mess is also a product of govt, and much happened under Repub control*
*Fails to come up with an argument*
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:02 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:50 PM (Ojki1)
It's a struggle to even get him to go to church most Sundays, as he has severe paranoia issues. (Not that I really blame him-his superintendent DID try to frame him for a felony and his psychologist practically dared him to attempt suicide with Ambien pills.)
The last time we talked to an SSDI attorney was four years ago, after he got out of the military, and he told us that Pooky had done the wrong thing by working immediately after his discharge. But we had almost no money thanks to the AF screwing us over and we needed food on the table, so yeah, Pooky did the "wrong thing" by getting a job.
Posted by: pookysgirl has a disabled husband at April 22, 2021 10:02 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:27 PM
Two *generations*? Aren't you the optimist.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 22, 2021 10:02 PM (awtm/)
I know I personally don't do enough yoga to ever be able to button up my own ass.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 10:02 PM (Fq1gB)
"Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station."
Fear of the government is "good" for the elite - but that makes the government the obvious target. What if the fear is of something the government is protecting you *from* though? This is the perfect fear as it motivates the populace to do whatever their leaders tell them.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 10:02 PM (JMMlQ)
I have a credit card in my wallet that is the equivalent of $45k. There is no difference except that the government can trace my spending.
Fuck them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2021 09:14 PM (Q9lwr)
This!
Every bit this.
And it sure as hell isnt about fighting drugs. That "war" was lost years ago.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2021 10:03 PM (HPSCb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2021 10:00 PM (63Dwl)
I have a couple watches. Outside of one wrist and a pocket that were both part of videogame packages I don't own one I paid more than $25 for.
And none have been worn in probably 25 years.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:03 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at April 22, 2021 10:04 PM (GBZnB)
Posted by: gp's Pube Fires at April 22, 2021 10:04 PM (qpX6U)
The hostages were released while he was being inaugurated and as the country was still reeling from the Carter years, and given the state of our military (Desert One...), I doubt the country would've supported that once the adrenalin wore off.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 10:05 PM (KAi1n)
Get a semi truck load of those onesies, cause she can not out all the Evil shit she is involved with.
Just another Communist Republican.
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 10:05 PM (8mOxN)
Two *generations*? Aren't you the optimist.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 22, 2021 10:02 PM (awtm/)
I think that is the first time anyone has said that to me. Usually I get the "Big ol' ray of sunshine" in a sarcastic tone.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:05 PM (Ojki1)
I'd disagree with the date you use here - the R party of the early to mid 90s had some good ideas, and one big domestic policy win (welfare reform).
There was certainly bad stuff in that time frame - the presidential run of Dole was a joke - but the real corruption started in the 00s under Bush and more importantly Hastert.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 10:06 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 10:07 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 10:07 PM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the burbs' at April 22, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9SFr)
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 10:07 PM (8mOxN)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 10:02 PM (JMMlQ)
Given Lucas is a Leftist he didn't want to steal from Orwell as well as everyone else he did to create his pseudo philosophy.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:07 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at April 22, 2021 10:08 PM (GBZnB)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 10:07 PM (JMMlQ)
Bodysuits, yeah.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:09 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: klaftern at April 22, 2021 10:09 PM (RuIsu)
BLM Invades Oklahoma Capitol Building
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 10:07 PM (8mOxN)
During they day or at night? Cause apparently that makes a difference to the FBI.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:09 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2021 10:10 PM (HPSCb)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 10:05 PM (KAi1n)
Excellent point. That probably would have been tough to pull off under those circumstances. We bounced back by invading Grenada during Reagan's first term (probably taking a lesson from Thatcher's Falkland adventure), but I probably had too much 20/20 hindsight on that one.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2021 10:10 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at April 22, 2021 10:10 PM (GBZnB)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at April 22, 2021 10:08 PM (GBZnB)
Local Aging and Disability Resource office at your county (or whatever it might be called) can probably point in the right direction.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:10 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at April 22, 2021 10:10 PM (GBZnB)
Yes, we love to observe the stuff you do as well.
Posted by: Tim Cook at April 22, 2021 10:12 PM (Ojki1)
BLM Invades Oklahoma Capitol Building
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 10:07 PM (8mOxN)
During they day or at night? Cause apparently that makes a difference to the FBI.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:09 PM (Ojki1)
***
Well.
I spent a lifetime one summer in Oklahoma. Maybe it's changed but back then not the best choice for BLM. A lot of real Americans there of every color who would not take kindly to that.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2021 10:12 PM (HPSCb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2021 09:28 PM (mht8P)
Well it's not like anyone was actually using those rights!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 10:07 PM (Fq1gB)
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Psssst. Wanna buy a Bulova?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 10:14 PM (fLVm1)
county (or whatever it might be called) can probably point in the right
direction.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:10 PM (Ojki1)
Yeah, I see that we have several different offices, probably because we have more than one "home" for disabled children and adults.
I was just curious what the Horde's experience was since we got rejected so quickly.
Posted by: pookysgirl's husband is beyond cray-cray at April 22, 2021 10:16 PM (XKZwp)
no way any guy wearing one of those would have a bulge.
or a beard.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2021 10:16 PM (z2xce)
Posted by: tecumsehtea at April 22, 2021 10:16 PM (skoMC)
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:16 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at April 22, 2021 10:16 PM (V3EEC)
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 10:07 PM (8mOxN)
During they day or at night? Cause apparently that makes a difference to the FBI.
Posted by: Bete
Damn sure makes a difference in Texas. Criminal mischief at night is a free shoot. Defense to prosecution.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 10:17 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 22, 2021 10:17 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 22, 2021 10:18 PM (YynYJ)
Seems like a graft scheme, actually.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 22, 2021 10:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 22, 2021 10:18 PM (sHeAx)
Posted by: tecumsehtea at April 22, 2021 10:16 PM (skoMC)
It's just a thing. As mentioned by someone else most 1st cases go to a court in CA, and for some reason that is the one place in the whole govt that thinks there might be such a creature as fiscal responsibility and they swing that around like a cartoon mallet.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:18 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 10:19 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 10:19 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: tecumsehtea at April 22, 2021 10:16 PM (skoMC)
Yeah, sounds like a legitimacy check for his paperwork.
Posted by: pookysgirl's husband is beyond cray-cray at April 22, 2021 10:20 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 10:21 PM (fLVm1)
I shared late last night before calling it a night, it looks like Derek Chauvin is looking at a long, lonely life behind bars. I doubt he'd live long if put in the general population.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Every time I see moroncyclists dart around in traffic I thin, "You're on two wheels with no protection. You are the very definition of 'lack of common sense.'" But I guess being "cool looking" trumps "surviving the day."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 22, 2021 10:21 PM (OU+8W)
Seems like a graft scheme, actually.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 22, 2021 10:18 PM (ufFY
I know one or two people who were approved first time, but it was one of those Mack Truck level of documentation of disability things. And not everyone has to spend money, nor does spending money necessarily improve your chances. Some disability specialists take bulk cases and don't put in much effort figuring they they can collect of the ones that do win and they can spend their time on other things.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:22 PM (Ojki1)
You've been drinking, haven't you?
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 10:22 PM (KAi1n)
The fun thing about the guys on bikes: when you are in a long traffic backup on the highway, and these mental giants decide to either drive in between the stopped cars(doubles your chance!) or down the shoulder.
How many times has anyone else been when traffic is stopped absolutely dead for a fair bit and then someone opens their car door to empty a drink- or to get out and stretch their legs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:23 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)
I shared late last night before calling it a night, it looks like Derek Chauvin is looking at a long, lonely life behind bars. I doubt he'd live long if put in the general population.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)
A lot of people are going to die because a lot of cops are going to second guess their decisions in moments that are split second decisions.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:24 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 22, 2021 10:25 PM (5SOal)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:25 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:26 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:26 PM (lmikk)
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The whole thing sounds very binary.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 10:27 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 10:14 PM (fLVm1)
I like some of those, I have a huge Invicta aviator watch with some of the dials made out to look like flight instruments. And some extremely thin Skagen titanium watches. Those all have large dials with good contrast. But if I wear my crappy multifocal contacts instead of glasses I can't even read those well. I like simple classic styles I can switch out day-to-day.
But it has to be functional I'm not into wearing jewelry. So if I can't see my watches anymore then what's the use.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 10:28 PM (Fq1gB)
The whole thing sounds very binary.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 10:27 PM (fLVm1)
*Squeaky voice*
It's not binary!
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at April 22, 2021 10:29 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 22, 2021 10:29 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Javems at April 22, 2021 10:30 PM (8SSHh)
I've had these sorts of discussions with branch covidiains and it is like playing whale sounds to a dog.
"But you'll get covid" quickly becomes "but you'll kill grandma!" It doesn't matter if you show them the elites aren't distancing or masking. It doesn't matter if you show them the data which shows lock downs and mask mandates did nothing, but the most disconcerting thing is the notion you have a right to live your life on your terms is alien to them.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 10:31 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: William Temple at April 22, 2021 10:31 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: tecumsehtea at April 22, 2021 10:31 PM (skoMC)
It's not binary!
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at April 22, 2021 10:29 PM (Ojki1)
Thank you, CBD.*
*The Circle is now complete!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:33 PM (lmikk)
If you care care of yourself you can look pretty young deep into your 40s now.
And I'm guessing he stayed in shape - his wife was a Hmong model so, well, before she divorced him because, you know, he is a white supremacist and all.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 10:33 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:34 PM (lmikk)
Thanks! As I always say, "We need it!"
Posted by: pookysgirl's husband is beyond cray-cray at April 22, 2021 10:34 PM (XKZwp)
This means of course Gamara is nigh.
I for one welcome our new shelled overlord, as he is a damn site better than our current lizard man (and Womyn) ones.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:34 PM (lmikk)
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Male cameltoe?
Or no?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 10:36 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2021 10:36 PM (Eicbe)
dead for a fair bit and then someone opens their car door to empty a
drink- or to get out and stretch their legs?
NEVER take a whiz out your door without looking first. Either he'll get wet or you'll get circumcised.
Posted by: pep at April 22, 2021 10:36 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2021 10:38 PM (vwRDp)
"But you'll get covid" quickly becomes "but you'll kill grandma!" It doesn't matter if you show them the elites aren't distancing or masking. It doesn't matter if you show them the data which shows lock downs and mask mandates did nothing, but the most disconcerting thing is the notion you have a right to live your life on your terms is alien to them.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 10:31 PM (JMMlQ)
Well they had to switch it to be about others after the "My body, my choice" response left them no way to sanely argue against their greatest sacrament. And we are into religion, so no amount of actual science or data -or lack of such for their position- will matter a damn.
But sure, they would all be the guy in that photo from 40's Germany not saluting.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:38 PM (Ojki1)
This reminds me of a sad story. Met a lady who had an adult son in a group home. Company running said group home found out she had not filed for guardianship of her son, so they did. She was then having to fight them in the legal system to get guardianship so that she could even see her son again. Never did hear the outcome on that one.
Lesson learned, file first.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 10:38 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 10:39 PM (1kzjW)
Or no?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 10:36 PM (fLVm1)
No banana hammocks for me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:39 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Adriane the Shirley Temple Critic ... at April 22, 2021 10:39 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 22, 2021 10:40 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 10:40 PM (1kzjW)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2021 10:41 PM (vwRDp)
Nope. Reflagged the Kuwaiti tankers (first component). Eventually Iran got desperate enough that they pretended to want a direct fight, and then stumbled into one (not sure if anyone knows whether Iranian ship that fired on US aircraft was authorized to do so). Bad move. We proceeded to take out many of their units.
Anyway, our strategery was successful.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 10:41 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 09:48 PM (Xih1H)
Watches are good, so are art and cars. There's a whole industry set up around the world's wealthy and powerful moving large amounts of money around this way.
Posted by: CppThis at April 22, 2021 10:42 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 10:39 PM (1kzjW)
I wonder if Warner will send someone to Bron's house to change the password on his Twitter so Brony doesn't Tweet more stupid things that will scare sane parents away from Space Jam 2.
Or if Nike just gives him a permanent live in PR agent who is in charge of writing all the Tweets.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 10:42 PM (Ojki1)
Of course the odd part of this is all the anti-vaxx, like anti actual vaccines, people I know are hardcore lefties.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 10:42 PM (JMMlQ)
I received an apple watch for Christmas. I hsve to admit it does some cool stuff.
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at April 22, 2021 10:10 PM (GBZnB)
I hope one of those things is telling time.
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2021 10:44 PM (TPY/s)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 10:45 PM (hOUT3)
Seems like it would be a lot of work to unsnap and then resnap (spoiler alert: with those things the back flat slips back, so he'll be digging around the bacl of his skinny jeans to retrieve it, stretch it back under and then join it with the front flap w/a snap).
Lol, what a sight that would be in the crowded restroom of a ball game stadium(phrasing!) or bar.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 10:45 PM (bDqIh)
But I miss my Everlast heavy bag most of all.
I have a lot of rage pent up inside.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 22, 2021 10:45 PM (4l77G)
Sorry to hear that. They are no fun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:46 PM (lmikk)
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I admire the level of analysis that you have devoted to this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 10:47 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 10:45 PM (bDqIh)
I am guessing you would have to have an airlock situation like on a pair of briefs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:47 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: tecumsehtea at April 22, 2021 10:16 PM (skoMC)
Yes, I read some time ago that they pretty much deny all claims at first and pretty much accept all claims on appeal.
I remember Rush Limbaugh talking about this when Bill Clinton was president, that Social Security started accepting most anyone on appeal, in order to shift welfare money going through the federal bureaucracy so it would be permanent, since welfare was then being considered for cuts.
I wonder how many of the Antifa rioters that don't seem to have jobs are on SSI.
Posted by: Stonn at April 22, 2021 10:49 PM (kTmsO)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 22, 2021 10:49 PM (a4EWo)
The cabinet is there, not sure about their top court justices. No military brass that I saw.
One contrast - the heads of the various religious sects are there in a row. Camera mostly shows the Orthodox one ("primate"?), but also an Orthodox Jew, and a few others including a guy in a colorful wild get-up I can't ID. Don't think it's any version of Muslim cleric, but might be. Putin specifically saluted them and their support during the epidemic, too.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 10:50 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 22, 2021 10:40 PM (a4EWo)
I've done that once. Thought I was going to die. I was in the emergency room jumping up and down because that seemed to help. I gave them a urine sample. By then I had started feeling better. The nurse comes in with it, "congratulations! It's a boy!" Ha ha nurse humor. It was about the size of a small pea.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 10:53 PM (6aptk)
No, not analysis, just something girls have more experience with, since we've worn leotards and other clothing with the cursed crotch snap.
Total PITA/
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 10:53 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 22, 2021 10:54 PM (5SOal)
Posted by: Stonn at April 22, 2021 10:56 PM (kTmsO)
Posted by: CppThis at April 22, 2021 10:42 PM (zcf1k)
You mean like Hunter Biden getting a $4 million advance on a book that will sell at retail, maybe $300,000?
Oh, wait, that's just common Democrat graft.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2021 10:56 PM (sy5kK)
New belt I got on sale helps for the porta-john stops at shootin' matches or range duty days (a loaded 1911 weighs quite a bit, open that buckle and you'd better be ready to prevent the holster from dropping towards earth). Has velcro option, so you can just loop it back and hook on. Still have to support the holster. I've heard loud thuds and "F**K!" in the outhouses before, at matches.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 10:56 PM (OTzUX)
>No, they're called trunks, they are called boxers. If you're into banana hammocks save that for your trip to the EU.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2021 10:56 PM (PLitN)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 22, 2021 10:40 PM (a4EWo)
Baby Brother had the distinct privilege of passing a stone on the wall of one of Saddam's palaces. his favorite war story, BTW.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 22, 2021 10:56 PM (4l77G)
Posted by: pawn at April 22, 2021 10:57 PM (Cfk8j)
Really seing some escalations in the timeline of the power grab and most heads are still firmly up asses.
Posted by: Funsize at April 22, 2021 10:57 PM (EiPf6)
If a teenage boy is still wearing onesies that's a problem in itself.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 10:59 PM (SchxB)
Oh, wait, that's just common Democrat graft.
Hey, did you hear that Hunter is now an artist?
Seriously, he's reinvented himself as a painter.
Gee, I wonder who buys his paintings?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 10:59 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Funsize at April 22, 2021 10:59 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 11:01 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Stonn at April 22, 2021 10:56 PM (kTmsO)
*Insert gif from Firefly of Mal trying to argue and then being stunned into silence*
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 11:01 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Funsize at April 22, 2021 10:59 PM (EiPf6)
*cough*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 11:02 PM (lmikk)
Oof, that is so very painful! Been there. Glad youre feeling better.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 11:03 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Stonn at April 22, 2021 10:56 PM (kTmsO)
*Insert gif from Firefly of Mal trying to argue and then being stunned into silence*
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 11:01 PM (Ojki1)
Well... I guess the concept of the onesie is that it is containing the torso. So, I guess that rejects the banana hammock by that definition. Or shorts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 11:03 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 11:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: lousagirl at April 22, 2021 11:06 PM (uWOL7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 11:07 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)
I imagine they'd want to have one front and center to thumb their nose at China....
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 11:08 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 11:08 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 22, 2021 10:29 PM (OU+8W)
Seconded.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2021 11:09 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: lousagirl at April 22, 2021 11:09 PM (uWOL7)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 11:09 PM (1kzjW)
Posted by: lousagirl at April 22, 2021 11:10 PM (uWOL7)
Posted by: morigu at April 22, 2021 11:10 PM (/1ov0)
It may do double duty as a stirring stick.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 11:10 PM (SchxB)
Wow, those two actually found something to be right about.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 11:11 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 11:09 PM (1kzjW)
The Menendez brothers apparently get fan letters, as did Chuck Manson.
There are some weird, weird people out there who have an attraction to "famous" and broken people.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 11:11 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 11:12 PM (1kzjW)
Posted by: lousagirl at April 22, 2021 11:12 PM (uWOL7)
It's a rolling pin, a hammer, a cake decorator (don't eat the frosting).
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 11:13 PM (SchxB)
I think there is a "deal" between some lawyers and SS.
You apply for SSDI and get turned down (always).
You hire one of these lawyers, (I don't get paid until you get paid).
THEN you get SSDI and they get paid...
Posted by: ChrisP at April 22, 2021 11:13 PM (dacO6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 22, 2021 11:14 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 11:15 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 11:12 PM (1kzjW)
I'd bet it is they want to end solitary all around and on this issue they are being consistent. Can't imagine anything else.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 11:15 PM (Ojki1)
Also, remember when AOC was defending Flynn against some kind of treatment at court? (Though I forget what.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)
In Europe, your rights are a gift of the government, which makes it clear they can be taken away any time.
In the Anglo countries, your rights are yours until the government decides to take them away.
In theory, in the US your rights are yours and can't be taken away. But that's changed in the last year and is going to change more in the future.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2021 09:28 PM (mht8P)
The "notwithstanding clause" was intended more as Provinces' Rights deal, meaning, in theory, that a Province could opt out of some particular Federal legislation, and could work for individual liberty as well as it could against it, depending upon circumstances. AFAIK, it has never been successfully used, because of chickenshit Premiers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 11:17 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Funsize at April 22, 2021 11:17 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
also assless, which makes them chaps.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 22, 2021 11:20 PM (5br8a)
_AFP
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2021 11:20 PM (vwRDp)
Recommend.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 11:20 PM (iLB9+)
All the schools with his name on them in the US have been, or are about to be, renamed.
In this case I'm not sure it bothers me. Jordan was big on eugenics and "racial hygiene" in the late 1890s/early 1900s.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)
_AFP
Meanwhile New Zealand is cosying up to China.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 11:22 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 09:48 PM (Xih1H)
Of course the IRS and DEA would never think of monitoring the relatively few jewelers who sell such things.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 11:24 PM (mzC78)
Never got the attraction to Anna Kendrick.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 11:24 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2021 11:25 PM (vwRDp)
you wear that, you're probably a sitzpinkler.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 22, 2021 11:29 PM (5br8a)
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Fun fact: in Burbank, apart from Burbank H. S., the upper level schools are named for naturalists of one sort or other. Luther Burbank (no relation), Muir, Jordan and Burroughs.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2021 11:29 PM (WGara)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Then they need to purge that fucker Woodrow Wilson as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 11:35 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 11:24 PM (2DOZq)
I misread the name at first. IIRC, there was a particular busty internet lady with the last name Kendrick... Or so my buddy tells me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 11:36 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2021 11:38 PM (vwRDp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Like a Monday Night Football crew, the cameramen found a few hot numbers in the audience. Wow. Particularly one blond, and one who looks to be in the sweet zone of Eurasian. An intriguing ginger (but with mask) just out of focus behind one guy they keep showing. Foreign Minister Lavrov is the only one I recognize for sure. A measure of my inattention to things russki for a while.
Interestingly, Putin is proposing an epidemic-related economic intervention of direct support to families with children. A needs-based, focused response. Funny how not having a reserve currency and limitless fake money capacity forces one to make more intelligent policy choices.
Sigh.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 11:41 PM (OTzUX)
Then they need to purge that fucker Woodrow Wilson as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Remove his picture from the $100,000 bill.
https://tinyurl.com/uc5ymc3b
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2021 11:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Funsize at April 22, 2021 11:43 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)
I think her name was Lana.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 11:43 PM (lmikk)
Sigh.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 11:41 PM (OTzUX)
Chyna is working hard to see that the US gets to experience that real soon.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 11:44 PM (Ojki1)
Sigh.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 11:41 PM (OTzUX)
As a Canadian, I would happily take Vlad Putin in exchange for Justin Trudeau, and two first-round draft picks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 11:45 PM (mzC78)
Right now, I would barely have the strength to wipe my own ass. Providing that I made it to the throne successfully, first. No fever, O2 sat is 97%, ordinary, otherwise. But can't even sit up in a chair for as much as an hour. Horizontal, all day. Not sleeping, just.. horizontal.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2021 11:46 PM (QzJWU)
Best of luck w/ your SSDI process. I'm currently on IMRF disability, but that's brief and they force you on SSDI. It's a mess as then my IMRF employer "eliminated my position". So do I go on unemployment, can't work as I'm recovering from back surgery.
Nope they tell me I stay on disability, till blah, blah...I got phone calls to make tomorrow on all this BS.
Posted by: Farmer at April 22, 2021 11:46 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2021 11:46 PM (vwRDp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 11:47 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Funsize at April 22, 2021 11:43 PM (EiPf6)
It has very yummy berries, but you really have to show the vines who is boss. Heavy weapons may be needed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 11:47 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 11:45 PM (mzC7
With Canada getting or giving the picks?
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 11:47 PM (Ojki1)
On that note I'm disappointed that my coining of Spider Body never took off. Opposite of butterface.
( very pretty even in spite of her body)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 11:48 PM (2DOZq)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2021 11:46 PM (QzJWU)
Jim, I just got some Ivermectin and HCQ brought up from Mexico. I could send you some.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 11:49 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
She looks exactly like the girl I took to my senior prom.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 11:49 PM (iLB9+)
On that note I'm disappointed that my coining of Spider Body never took off. Opposite of butterface.
( very pretty even in spite of her body)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 11:48 PM (2DOZq)
Spider Body?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 11:50 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 11:47 PM (Ojki1)
Giving them, of course. Russians ain't stupid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 11:50 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 10:45 PM
I'm sure "he" waits for a stall to open.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 22, 2021 11:52 PM (awtm/)
Thanks, yes. I'm near desperate, I can't find an area MD who's not mini Fauci. You'll find my mailing address in your inbox, sir.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2021 11:52 PM (QzJWU)
We're Moving From One Belief System To Another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B810MLbgj4E
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 11:53 PM (HK4MN)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 10:45 PM
I think there are snap flaps.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 11:53 PM (2DOZq)
Did not know that he was disabled. My second oldest daughter is on SSDI. She is capable of being a super detail oriented person and went into that mode. If you are not, may I recommend that you guys find a lawyer [preferably one you know and trust] and have him handle it. They try to make you fail and have to start over.
On another train of thought, just thought I would mention something. We don't talk here. In fact I rarely talk to most of the horde. But I have always admired you for something. If you are a parent, your first priority is to take care of your kid. I remember reading about you taking a fall [down some stairs?]while carrying your baby and buggering yourself up for quite a while but protecting your kid. You did good. You should be [and probably are already are] proud of yourself.
Subotai Bahadur
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at April 22, 2021 11:55 PM (PCxPm)
To be fair I would have to start wearing a watch again. After cell phones became common I stopped wearing watches.
Before that I would break watches and or lose them when I took them off to avoid breaking them.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 23, 2021 12:09 AM (6Pqz7)
His payout is YUGE. 12 mil or so.
Check his image. I bet you can pretty much guess what bf looks like.
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2021 12:12 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 23, 2021 12:15 AM (KAi1n)
Like three times the land of the US, and half the population. Why in the HELL would they want to take over any of Europe?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2021 12:24 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2021 12:24 AM (oHd/0)
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Climate?
Warm water port?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2021 12:33 AM (vwRDp)
Also, they have a centuries-long history of bad government.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 23, 2021 12:36 AM (MqQvv)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2021 12:38 AM (vwRDp)
Vlad sometimes speaks fast, but so far the int'l element of note in his speech - "We desire good relations with every member of the international community. We don't want to burn bridges. But - if our desire for good relations is taken as weakness, and .... themselves burns the bridges, they should know, Russia's response will be asymmetric, quick, and harsh".
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 12:40 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2021 12:42 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 23, 2021 12:15 AM (KAi1n)
Not all that land in Siberia is necessarily arable. The part that is heavily forested (the Taiga) probably has soil that is classified as "gray wooded", and it is not much good for growing crops. Plenty of central and northern Alberta has such soil, and is not farmed, even though the latitude would permit an adequate growing season. But it grows trees, and they have their uses.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2021 12:43 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 12:44 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2021 12:42 AM (PisyI)
Yes, though there is an income cap and it isn't overly high (bit over $1000 a month maybe?) -which makes sense as the tax payers don't want to be on the hook for paying the health benefits and a monthly check that makes SSDI more rewarding than their job.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 12:47 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2021 12:47 AM (mzC78)
PookysGirl:
Back in the mid 90s I was an attorney on a lot of SSDI claims. You almost always get turned down initially, and on reconsideration at the next level up. Generally speaking you will end up going before an administrative law judge for a hearing before benefits are granted. I no longer practice law and things I am sure have changed since I did, but if you want some more detailed pointers on the process, please email me at:
Eventhorizonescapee@gmail.com
And I will happily spill my guts on the subject.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 12:52 AM (8FYLQ)
Posted by: JROD at April 23, 2021 12:53 AM (0jZnq)
He'd been getting some type of benefits as a child, but when his mom applied for SSDI when he turned 18, the Social Security harridan said "Well, we think he can work." His mom's response: "Good. He starts here Monday."
He got his benefits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 12:57 AM (BF9rg)
https://is.gd/4ujHTl
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2021 12:59 AM (vwRDp)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2021 01:02 AM (vwRDp)
They went straight from feudalism to communism, without a capitalist industrial revolution in between.
They're still suffering from that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 01:02 AM (BF9rg)
Tell Bastardi a song from his youth and he will tell you the year and what the weather was that day.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2021 01:04 AM (vwRDp)
I was hoping there was a cap on any earnings if one is collecting SSDI.
Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2021 01:06 AM (PisyI)
Which makes me wonder what riches await in the Gulf of Mexico off the coast of Yucatan.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 01:06 AM (BF9rg)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2021 01:11 AM (vwRDp)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 23, 2021 01:20 AM (0OmEj)
Which makes me wonder what riches await in the Gulf of Mexico off the coast of Yucatan.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 01:06 AM (BF9rg)
I don't know if the meteorite theory for the Sudbury Basin is fully accepted. There's reason to believe a meteor that large would carry enough kinetic energy to be completely vaporized, which is probably the fate of the Chicxulub impacter. They got very, very little iron out of Meteor Crater, remember. And the nickel and iron in nickel-iron meteorites is all in the form of actual metal; little or no oxides and sulfides. The nickel at Sudbury is nearly all sulfide minerals. Where did all the sulfur come from?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2021 01:20 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 23, 2021 01:31 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 23, 2021 01:35 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 23, 2021 01:53 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: JT at April 23, 2021 01:54 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2021 01:59 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 09:24 PM (OCTRt)
Do what I do: look at them as a big cautionary tale, and laugh, hysterically, at their smugness.
I mentioned this earlier today. The Toronto Police Service is patting themselves on the back for taking these old, antiquated but VERY dangerous guns off the street there, so therefore Toronto should be the safest city in the world, right? (So why do the Toronto cops still have guns, huh?) I was last there in 2019 and it couldn't have changed much...what led their local news in the morning? Shootings, shootings, shootings. Crimes involving firearms. So much for their constant crowing about how much better they are because they got rid of guns. Oh, and as for how proud they are of not taking the responsibilty of paying for their own doctors and farming that out to the State? Well, it's taking a bigger and bigger bite out of their budget, and, mark my words, they WILL resolve this - by using organizations like the ON Consent and Capacity Board to withhold medical care from people and otherwise encourage euthanasia.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 23, 2021 02:00 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2021 01:11 AM (vwRDp)
She saw Lethal Weapon 2 one too many times.
"DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 23, 2021 02:02 AM (49Dnm)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum, green at April 23, 2021 02:06 AM (pbrtz)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 02:28 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2021 02:30 AM (03DC2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 23, 2021 02:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 02:32 AM (Cxk7w)
Sorry, no cream or sugar. You'll have to add that yourselves.
Posted by: Puddleglum, green at April 23, 2021 02:41 AM (pbrtz)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 02:42 AM (Cxk7w)
For Social Security Disability, the first decision is made by people with guidelines to follow.
If denied, the appeal is called a Reconsideration. A new decision is made by somebody else, but using the same guidelines.
If the Recon is denied, the next appeal is a Hearing. An Administrative Law Judge makes the decision. The Judge has wider latitude than the first two decision-makers had. If you go to a hearing, the judge will require you to have an attorney.
This is how things were 15 years ago, but things change.
People can be approved at the first filing. I saw it, and I am one of them. For me, damage from a brain tumor surgery was bad enough to qualify the first time.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at April 23, 2021 02:54 AM (YwPJG)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2021 03:07 AM (03DC2)
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2021 03:07 AM (TPY/s)
Posted by: JT at April 23, 2021 03:08 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 03:11 AM (Cxk7w)
I took some time to just sit outside and soak up some sunshine.
I really needed that!
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2021 03:12 AM (03DC2)
Posted by: JT at April 23, 2021 03:17 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2021 03:18 AM (03DC2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2021 03:07 AM
That is odd. We didn't consider cases old until 90 days. A decision in a couple weeks would normally be because the applicant did not supply requested evidence.
At the hearing level, there can be huge case backlogs that take many months to clear.
Your husband should have gotten a letter explaining why he was denied. If he wants to see more, he can ask to review the file at the closest office. The office will approve that unless there is a reason requiring a representative instead. The file has to be reviewed in the office, it cannot be sent out for review.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at April 23, 2021 03:19 AM (YwPJG)
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2021 03:20 AM (TPY/s)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 23, 2021 03:20 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2021 11:29 PM (WGara)4
In San Antonio's North Side School District, all its HSs are named for SCOTUS justices. Clark and O'Connor are named for the two justices from TX (Mrs. O'Connor was born in El Paso). Then you have Jay, Holmes, Taft, and...(groans) Stevens. And...(groans) Brennan.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 23, 2021 03:22 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 23, 2021 03:23 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 03:26 AM (Cxk7w)
He rec'd a letter stating he didn't qualify. (Seizures due to non-cancerous brain tumor). Apparently the seizures didn't happen often enough for their standards. Of course not- the meds are taking care of that. However, because of the meds, he can no longer work at his long time profession (commercial truck driver) but they said he 'could' do something else.
Was told he could reapply if anything changes.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2021 03:28 AM (03DC2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2021 03:29 AM (03DC2)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 23, 2021 03:31 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
: - >
Posted by: SFGoth at April 23, 2021 03:32 AM (KAi1n)
Sigh.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 11:41 PM (OTzUX)
We COULD, I don't know, vote for people who don't spend us into oblivion. But Americans are too fucking lazy to be bothered. Instead of simply voting for people who can balance budgets, let's blame the stupidities of government on reserve currency status. That is far easier.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 23, 2021 03:35 AM (49Dnm)
Okay, yes, a person can be denied because even if they cannot due their usual job he can do something else. A person at the SSA office will not be much help. He will say, we don't make the disability rules and we aren't an employment agency. You want the appeal papers?
Anyway, for such instances you have to appeal and get your case to a law judge because the judge isn't bound by the rules. Approvals at the Hearing level certainly happen.
It really helps to get an evaluation by a health professional who knows how it's done.
In my case, I saw a guy who said, I know what they are looking for, and he dotted the i's and crossed the t's.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at April 23, 2021 03:37 AM (YwPJG)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 03:38 AM (Cxk7w)
HSs are named for SCOTUS justices. Clark and O'Connor are named for the
two justices from TX (Mrs. O'Connor was born in El Paso). Then you
have Jay, Holmes, Taft, and...(groans) Stevens. And...(groans) Brennan.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 23, 2021 03:22 AM (49Dnm)
They need to add Buford T. Justice.
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2021 03:38 AM (TPY/s)
Put 2 halves of English muffin in toaster, toasted twice, now only 1 half came out
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 03:42 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2021 03:42 AM (03DC2)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 23, 2021 03:43 AM (MqQvv)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 03:43 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 03:45 AM (Cxk7w)
I'm ex-government and I'm hear to help. But I'm limited.
May the Good Lord bless and keep you and your husband.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at April 23, 2021 03:47 AM (YwPJG)
Te FBI is actively working with Antifa and covering up their actions.
https://tinyurl.com/u7pdwr
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 03:51 AM (Cxk7w)
Again, thanks Delurk
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2021 03:55 AM (03DC2)
Posted by: Skip
Skip, that's the *Congress* of Vienna (which inspired a beautiful pattern waltz created in the Bay Area in the 70's). Years ago I read a fantastic book about said Congress. I have it somewhere and will post the title and author later.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 23, 2021 03:58 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2021 03:59 AM (03DC2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2021 04:00 AM (03DC2)
Was hoping it was a video series, I loved Cowboy Beebop
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 04:00 AM (Cxk7w)
Another plumbing leak to fix this weekend, continuing down the line.
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 04:01 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 04:03 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 04:06 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at April 23, 2021 04:29 AM (YwPJG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2021 04:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 23, 2021 05:00 AM (ju2Fy)
We need a govt program to get deprived individuals more access to sex (insert other slang here if you want).
That is how we deal with crime isn't it, as an access problem and not a behavioral one.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 09:44 PM
Good news: government "sex therapists" paid for under socialist medicine.
Bad news: while allowed to identify sexual preference, trans-persons are recognized by government as their identified gender. If you don't fuck your assigned therapist, you lose medical coverage AND are charged with hate crime.
Posted by: Reality Winner at April 23, 2021 05:09 AM (3MG/9)
Minnesota is like that too, these days.
Posted by: Half Dozen at April 23, 2021 05:43 AM (5SLTX)
Posted by: Rodney smith at April 23, 2021 09:53 PM (E/mOC)
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