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Teen Messiah Greta Thunberg: We Children Will Judge You, So Do What We Say

She's still dressing like a very small child (the parents must do that for Brand Identity reasons, or for... other reasons), but isn't she like 17 at this point?

Is she going to be like Meghan McCain and keep calling herself a "young" activist through her mid-forties?

I'm so tired of this mental deficient lecturing people.

Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg warned U.S. lawmakers Thursday that history will hold them accountable for climate catastrophes if they do not stop subsidizing the fossil fuel industry before it is too late.

Thunberg, 18, whose activism has inspired a global movement, testified virtually to a House of Representatives panel on the day President Joe Biden kicked off a virtual two-day Earth Day summit pledging to slash U.S. greenhouse gas emissions in half by 2030.

Well there you go. She is 18. She's an adult for all legal purposes.

But let's keep celebrating her as a Child Savior.


Thunberg, whose activism began at age 15 when she started skipping school on Fridays to protest outside the Swedish parliament for climate change, admitted she was pessimistic.

"I don't believe for a second that you will actually do this," she lectured the lawmakers of the House Oversight Committee's environmental subcommittee.

"You still have time to do the right thing and to save your legacies, but that window of time is not going to last for long," Thunberg said. "We the young people are the ones who are going to write about you in the history books ...So my advice for you is to choose wisely."

Everything with this sociopathic retard is a threat.

But you can say that broadly for the entire left.

And the GOP keeps compromising and surrendering.


Posted by: Ace at 03:27 PM




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1 Wonderful.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 02:27 PM (zeiW4)

2 They keep saying it's now or never. How come never never comes?

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 02:28 PM (zeiW4)

3 She's like a tennis ball with a pony tail.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 02:29 PM (zeiW4)

4 She hasn't aged at all!

Posted by: gp Spreads Misinformation at April 22, 2021 02:29 PM (qpX6U)

5 Maybe if that child is a future successful warlord. The other brats? Nah.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 22, 2021 02:29 PM (z5Vrg)

6 If the Earth is gone, why will there be history books?

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 02:29 PM (zeiW4)

7 Anyone here vote for Greta as their representative in Congress? No?

Then why does she think she can tell the House how to legislate?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 02:30 PM (bDqIh)

8 I cared what teenagers thought about me when I was a teenager. I grew up.

Posted by: huerfano at April 22, 2021 02:30 PM (DzhEB)

9 Children should be seen, but not heard.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 02:30 PM (oHd/0)

10 she keeps getting younger. and dumber.

Posted by: chango lot at April 22, 2021 02:30 PM (g741k)

11 So, so sad that she is 18 now but hasn't put up an Only Fans yet. I had my credit card ready to go!

Posted by: arminius256 at April 22, 2021 02:31 PM (Dpgtk)

12 Good. Congress deserves to have to sit there and listen to her threaten and scold them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2021 02:31 PM (Ez6QX)

13 Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 02:30 PM (bDqIh)

She is not even an American Citizen. Why the hell is she addressing people who supposedly work for US?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 02:31 PM (oHd/0)

14 Who cares about Greta -- what does Lebron have to say?

Posted by: Doof at April 22, 2021 02:31 PM (mZUr4)

15 Greta Joe Biden has a special Sniff Job waiting for you.

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 02:31 PM (8mOxN)

16 And apparently she's working with WHO (?) on encouraging people to be vaccinated. Nothing suspicious about that/sarc
Is she also working with Bond like villain what's his name who wants to block out the sun?. They may luuuv the planet. They HATE People.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2021 02:32 PM (7hF2c)

17 "Then why does she think she can tell the House how to legislate?"

Because her puppeteers wield immense power, and can do pretty much whatever they want.

Posted by: gp Spreads Misinformation at April 22, 2021 02:32 PM (qpX6U)

18 first time I saw a picture of her, she reminded me of the pics you see of the women who worked in the concentration camps.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 02:32 PM (4a9Vv)

19

"You've stolen my sanity!"

-Scoldilocks

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 22, 2021 02:32 PM (51Vuz)

20 Young, dumb and full of shit.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 02:32 PM (zeiW4)

21 "11 So, so sad that she is 18 now but hasn't put up an Only Fans yet. I had my credit card ready to go!"

Fuck me , that's funny.

Posted by: Shaftoe at April 22, 2021 02:32 PM (1lOfI)

22 Allow me to amend my observation in the thread below to include that 18 yo communist halfwits are also annoying af.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2021 02:33 PM (dkvcO)

23 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2021 02:32 PM (7hF2c)

And I find it interesting that the FDA stopped the JJ Vaccine, which is not as experimental as the other vaccines.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 02:33 PM (oHd/0)

24 Didn't someone say that Greta had some form of developmental issue?

Considering the idea that we now need to start giving puberty blockers to every kid, this seems like a useful data point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:33 PM (lmikk)

25 Boy she sure picked up that Leftist bullying fast.

Or What?
Going to burn down few cities?

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 02:33 PM (Cxk7w)

26 Is India going to prosecute her?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

27 first time I saw a picture of her, she reminded me of the pics you see of the women who worked in the concentration camps.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 02:32 PM


First time I saw a picture of her, she reminded me of the pics you see in medical texts about fetal alcohol syndrome.

Posted by: Bert G at April 22, 2021 02:34 PM (sAW0o)

28 Also doesn't the manufacture of history books produce evil carbon? I wish someone would ask her this.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 02:34 PM (zeiW4)

29 She should get together with Camera Hogg. They could have wonderful children...

Posted by: Norman Spiny at April 22, 2021 02:34 PM (68uBc)

30 You stupid bint. Shouldn't you be pleading to your own government to have your country locked down, like everywhere else in Europe?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 22, 2021 02:34 PM (cwI4U)

31 If global warming is going to kill us all, what difference does it make who (doesn't) write the history books of the future?

Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2021 02:34 PM (kOpft)

32 So, when we really hit the wall on the new Maunder Minimum, and we WANT Global Warming...

Can we let her freeze?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 02:34 PM (oHd/0)

33 Who cares what that cocksucker says anyway.


Too soon?

Posted by: Shaftoe at April 22, 2021 02:35 PM (1lOfI)

34 Throw that stupid fucking wench in the volcano down there in the Grenadines, maybe it will buy some time.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 22, 2021 02:35 PM (sHeAx)

35 "she is 18 now but hasn't put up an Only Fans yet."

I just did an image search for "Greta Thunberg Naked." Lots of pics, none authentic. (I can always tell a 'shop by looking at the pixels.)

Posted by: gp Spreads Misinformation at April 22, 2021 02:35 PM (qpX6U)

36 Why are you all treating her like an adult? She's as harmless as any child!

Wait - this is the Swedish/climate change one, not the Ohio/racist cop one.

Why are you all treating her like a child? She's wiser than any adult!

Posted by: bgates at April 22, 2021 02:35 PM (jK0NF)

37 A day without Greta is like
A day without nuclear war.

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 02:35 PM (8mOxN)

38
"We the young people are the ones who are going to write about you in the history books ...So my advice for you is to choose wisely."

_________

Get lost, little girl.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2021 02:35 PM (mht8P)

39 The New Hitler Youth hath spoken, plebes. Bow to your superior.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at April 22, 2021 02:35 PM (V3EEC)

40 I say run up the debt, drive fast and travel often.

F her and her mental disorder.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 22, 2021 02:36 PM (haWye)

41 These are the same people who honored Genghis Khan for genocide, right?

Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 02:36 PM (pLEy5)

42 Is the GOP really surrendering to Thunberg, though? Like Obama, she really is just a figurehead.

It was only this election that I realized what awesome power Dominion has, and the fact they must be an important part of the cabal. Start hunting down cabal personnel- they can't all afford top flight security- and you'll see real panic.

Posted by: trev006 at April 22, 2021 02:36 PM (0HpOW)

43 9 Children should be seen, but not heard.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 02:30 PM (oHd/0)


I don't want to see that spastic commie retard.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 22, 2021 02:36 PM (DTX3h)

44 Outside of presidents and people who invent amazing things, most of us won't be in the history books, so really, we don't care.

Also... they still teach history? Really?

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 02:36 PM (tjZg/)

45 I'm surprised she hasnt transitioned yet.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 02:36 PM (GBZnB)

46 Why the hell would anyone search for pictures of Greta Borg naked?!

No. Just no. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:36 PM (lmikk)

47 She inspires a movement alright. BRB

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 02:36 PM (zeiW4)

48 I like how it has been proven that she is managed and scripted by a climate group, but they still treat her like she is acting alone, speaking her own words.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2021 02:37 PM (0UNjH)

49 "We the young people are the ones who are going to write about you in the history books..."

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 02:37 PM (t+qrx)

50 unrelated q: why do black market arms dealers get a bad rap?
Aren't they just providing people with the means to defend themselves?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 02:37 PM (GBZnB)

51 Remember the way Feinstein told the little grade-school Thunbergtistas in her office to fuck off? I'll give her props for that.

Posted by: gp Spreads Misinformation at April 22, 2021 02:37 PM (qpX6U)

52 Trying to picture myself listening to that little bitch with way too much self esteem for more than half a second. Nope - can't form that image. Oh well.

Posted by: Like A Rock at April 22, 2021 02:37 PM (1hhNr)

53 Why are you all treating her like an adult? She's as harmless as any child!

Wait - this is the Swedish/climate change one, not the Ohio/racist cop one.

Why are you all treating her like a child? She's wiser than any adult!



LOL. Hypocrisy in action, courtesy of Our Betters.

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 02:37 PM (tjZg/)

54 Which one of her (or her parents) staff wrote that?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 22, 2021 02:37 PM (Enc9Y)

55 This pasty little creature is about as self-aware as my brother's female Samoyed, and she spends all of her time licking her genitals.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2021 02:38 PM (PLitN)

56 The GOP loves to lose because they can blame the loss on whatever element of the party they don't like. Oh, trump didn't lose because the gop surrenedered on vote integrity across the board, and especially at 5 cities in 5 states targetted by the DNC to get the win and the Senate. No...it was trump's mean tweets, or something. maybe bleach.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at April 22, 2021 02:38 PM (blzRu)

57
Only retards and nihilists pay any attention to the opinions of teenagers. And anyone under the age of 40 is probably no different.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2021 02:38 PM (n+4am)

58 Who came up with calling her "Doom Goblin Greta Thunberg", btw? That was f'n hilarious.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 02:38 PM (t+qrx)

59 OT: Just in case anyone is interested, Drinker and Gary from Nerdrotic are doing a live stream on Big Trouble in Little China in about 25 mins or so (adding a few mins because Gary is almost always late to live streams. Maybe say a half hour.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:38 PM (lmikk)

60 This pasty little creature is about as self-aware as my brother's female
Samoyed, and she spends all of her time licking her genitals.

Wouldn't we all, if only we could ?

Posted by: Like A Rock at April 22, 2021 02:38 PM (1hhNr)

61 "Why the hell would anyone search for pictures of Greta Borg naked?!"

I am an empiricist. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Science!

Posted by: gp Spreads Misinformation at April 22, 2021 02:39 PM (qpX6U)

62 seen at The Hill (I just saw it,anyway):

Jean Su, the energy justice director at the Center for Biological Diversity, said in a statement in response to the announcement, "A pledge to cut emissions 50% by 2030 simply isn't big enough to meet the massive scale of the climate emergency."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 02:39 PM (4a9Vv)

63 Wasn't it about 20 years ago that Al Gore's stupid movie came out (can't even remember the name of it) saying we don't have much time?

Is it being measured in dog years or what?

Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 02:39 PM (cF8AT)

64 So we're back to being judgmental is ok?

Posted by: Hmmm at April 22, 2021 02:39 PM (qVZQ8)

65 52 Trying to picture myself listening to that little bitch with way too much self esteem for more than half a second. Nope - can't form that image. Oh well.
Posted by: Like A Rock at April 22, 2021 02:37 PM (1hhNr)

I look at her and do not see a high opinion of herself. I see a disturbed kid desperately seeking approval from her parental units. Fucking child abuse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (lmikk)

66 I'm an awful person. I hope this psycho has a mental breakdown when her ten years to save the planet is up and no one listened to her.


I still think the greatest bit of comedy is when she was on a panel and couldn't provide the most basic climate activist answer to a question, that any of us could give. Because she hadn't been fed that as a line.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (G2zl5)

67 Trying to picture myself listening to that little bitch with way too much self esteem for more than half a second. Nope - can't form that image. Oh well.
Posted by: Like A Rock at April 22, 2021 02:37 PM (1hhNr)


That's why I said Congress deserves it. Couldn't happen to a nicer group of nickelfuckers.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (Ez6QX)

68 HAHAHAHAHAHA......she thinks someone will want to have sex with her......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (jvt6t)

69 I am an empiricist. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Science!
Posted by: gp Spreads Misinformation at April 22, 2021 02:39 PM (qpX6U)

There are some things Man was not meant to know. I'd rather live in a cave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (lmikk)

70 NASA rover Perseverance produces oxygen on Mars.
Upside: Well, it's better than farts.
Downside: Do you want to drive a vehicle like Perseverance

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (RHGPo)

71 re 56: because it's easier to beg for money when you're the party out of power.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (4a9Vv)

72 Oooh a teenage retard is "warning" us! Let's all listen!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (9ndAD)

73 Greta Van Fleet > Greta Thunberg

Highway Tune
https://youtu.be/aJg4OJxp-co

Posted by: Doof at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (mZUr4)

74 Greta Thunberg is AOC without the color.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (PLitN)

75 8 I cared what teenagers thought about me when I was a teenager. I grew up.
Posted by: huerfano at April 22, 2021 02:30 PM (DzhEB)

That's funny, cause when I was a teenager I skipped that shit demographic and went straight for the ladies with bewbs...

Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (OMKvO)

76 Good Lord, please save us from this child.

Posted by: Orange Man Bad (Rhees Be Upon Him) at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (jV+aN)

77 I'm glad Congress is so serious about climate change that they consulted with a retarded Swedish teenage drama queen about the issue.

Posted by: squid_hunt at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (Ectld)

78 re 68: Hunter will, I'd bet.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (4a9Vv)

79 *laughs and laughs and laughs...*

Posted by: Maunder Minimum at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (0S1xB)

80 I'd still hit it.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (guGkK)

81 Teen Messiah Greta Thunberg: We Children Will Judge You, So Do What We Say


Child, stfu. Adults are talking.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (OCTRt)

82 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Like any of them are about to have ANYTHING to do with "history books."

Or learning "history" at all.

Or "books."

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (W2YA6)

83 26 Is India going to prosecute her?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

I'm glad somebody else remembered that. Unless she plans to visit India sometime, there's really nothing they can do.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (Enc9Y)

84 More babble from the poster child for "Bitchy Resting Face"

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (RHGPo)

85 THE ONE TRUE RELIGION WE ALL MUST WORSHIP, MANMADE GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE. ALSO, MY QUEEFING SMELLY PUSSY.

Posted by: Regretta Thundershart, nasty scandi iceback at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (KshB+)

86 Wasn't it about 20 years ago that Al Gore's stupid movie came out (can't even remember the name of it) saying we don't have much time?



"An Inconvenient Truth."





Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (tjZg/)

87 "Thunberg, 18, whose activism has inspired a global movement,..[/i}"

Actually, she inspired massive wet dreams across the pedophiliac media, so they made sure that everyone knew it.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (K58O6)

88 Long walk. Short pier. Some effort required

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 22, 2021 02:42 PM (dyOwI)

89 Greta Thunberg is AOC without the color.
Posted by: Dr. Bone


Or tits.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 02:42 PM (OCTRt)

90 God grief, watched that video of Greta. Every time they speak it is always in a threatening manner. Violence right under the surface. It's creepy AF.

Bad enough we just sit still as we see them beginning to ramp things up in the streets with blm/antifa.

Posted by: JROD at April 22, 2021 02:42 PM (0jZnq)

91 TIME to break her like Woka Cola.

Coca-Cola Co. announced Wednesday that it is moving legal chief Bradley Gayton

to a strategic consultant role

less than a year after he joined the company

Bloomerstent

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 02:42 PM (8mOxN)

92 Silence the child or send it away.

Posted by: Sela at April 22, 2021 02:42 PM (aoZ7s)

93 Knives....the weapon of choice these days it seems....


@Breaking911 15m

BREAKING: 2 stabbed, 1 critically, at Overton High School in Nashville

Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (cF8AT)

94 Wasn't it about 20 years ago that Al Gore's stupid movie came out (can't
even remember the name of it) saying we don't have much time?


Theory - Humanity has to "fall back" to a previous technological level, for our own good, because on the macro scale we're simply incapable of handling the level of prosperity we've achieved. We've simply far outpaced via science and engineering our social and political mechanisms to sustain our excess - and the "climate crisis" is nothing more than a mass expression to devolve to a simpler era. Discuss !!!

Posted by: Like A Rock at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (1hhNr)

95 HAHAHAHAHAHA......she thinks someone will want to have sex with her......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 02:40 

I mean I got hoes.

Posted by: Mayor Lightfoot at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (qVZQ8)

96 Wasn't it about 20 years ago that Al Gore's stupid movie came out (can't even remember the name of it) saying we don't have much time?


Hold my beer.

Posted by: Dr. Paul Ehrlich, The World's Wrongest Scientist at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (guGkK)

97 is NGU here?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (GBZnB)

98 Someone should tell her to "calm down".

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (9ndAD)

99 89 Greta Thunberg is AOC without the color.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Or tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 02:42 PM (OCTRt)


Or donkey chompers.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (DTX3h)

100 re 63: it was called "My Bank Account in the Balance"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (4a9Vv)

101 I might listen to her if she goes to China (birthplace of a certain virus) and tells them to stop being the world's number 1 polluter.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (cSVhJ)

102 This pasty little creature is about as self-aware as my brother's female Samoyed, and she spends all of her time licking her genitals.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2021 02:38 PM (PLitN)


HAHAHAHAHAHA, nice.

...wait, were you talking about the dog?

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (W2YA6)

103 Wasn't it about 20 years ago that Al Gore's stupid movie came out (can't even remember the name of it) saying we don't have much time?

Is it being measured in dog years or what?
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 02:39 PM (cF8AT)


Don't worry, we've fixed the algorithm. You totes won't see any snow or ice in Greenland or the Himalayas because of climate change, and Google won't let you share pictures of snow and ice in Greenland or the Himalayas. But mostly because Google won't let you share pictures of snow and ice in Greenland or the Himalayas.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (pLEy5)

104 So, if we don't do what the teenagers demand, the teenagers will badmouth us, lash out, scream and shout, rebel and disparage us while they rail on and on about how they morally certain that they are entirely correct and we're entirely wrong and they know everything and we're all old fogies who are behind the times?

What does this have to do with climate?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (Jsjd7)

105 We need to convince Sweden's vibrant minority that she has repeatedly dissed mohammed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (mzC78)

106 Little Pol Pot says what?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (vwEYA)

107 She inspired a global movement?

The only movement she inspired in me involved porcelain and bowels.
Although it could of been the prune cobbler.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (HPSCb)

108 God grief, watched that video of Greta. Every time they speak it is always in a threatening manner. Violence right under the surface. It's creepy AF.

Bad enough we just sit still as we see them beginning to ramp things up in the streets with blm/antifa.
Posted by: JROD

Maybe it's because we are like a light switch.
Two settings. Full on. Full off.
When we are switched on, bad shit will happen.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (OCTRt)

109 Children should be seen and not heard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (UP5sV)

110 Who pushed this girl? Like why is she famous world wide?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (UPoLF)

111 18 first time I saw a picture of her, she reminded me of the pics you see of the women who worked in the concentration camps.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 02:32 PM (4a9Vv)

-----------------
She seems to fit the profile and appearance of a Reptilian alien with a subpar human skin suit.
Her pleading that we get our act together here on Earth is actually subterfuge for humanity to undertake activities that will make the planet more hospitable for her species.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (cwI4U)

112 Is she threatening to put us up against the wall again?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (2DOZq)

113 is NGU here?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (GBZnB


For some reason I'm picturing this like you're at a seance or something

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (t+qrx)

114 83 26 Is India going to prosecute her?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

I'm glad somebody else remembered that. Unless she plans to visit India sometime, there's really nothing they can do.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (Enc9Y)

India is part of Interpol.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (oHd/0)

115 If I have heard her speak for a minute on end, I don't know the time. THen again, I thought you guys were blowing up AOC because I still have never heard her speak for even ten seconds. I know now these people are important because the dummies all around us say they are.

Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (fjS2+)

116 Greta, you ignorant scrunt.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (okGHj)

117 "An Inconvenient Truth."

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (tjZg/)

Yeah, that's the POS.

Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (cF8AT)

118 Or donkey chompers.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (DTX3h)


Greta - all bark.
AOC - all bite.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (W2YA6)

119 When I think Swedish chicks, Greta ain't it.

What a homely annoying... (now that she's 1.

Chineese virus!

Posted by: Loki, the Original Chinee Virus at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (KqiMr)

120 I look at her and do not see a high opinion of herself. I see a disturbed kid desperately seeking approval from her parental units. Fucking child abuse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yep. This poor child's end will be epic and horrible.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (Rvt88)

121 Our children will rule the world!

Posted by: David Hogg at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (DMUuz)

122 Some conservative should h@te fuck her and give her VD, or something worse.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (547oa)

123 Knives....the weapon of choice these days it seems....


@Breaking911 15m

BREAKING: 2 stabbed, 1 critically, at Overton High School in Nashville
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (cF8AT)




Meh. Those crazy kids have been knifing each other for as long as I can remember. It's just a phase; they'll grow out of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 02:45 PM (guGkK)

124 She is now old enough to be legally petted by Joe and Hunter Biden and join Hunter in making movies.

Posted by: Joe Blow at April 22, 2021 02:45 PM (LoUt/)

125 - this sociopathic retard-Heh. I read that as 'sock puppet retard'Oh, well.

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at April 22, 2021 02:45 PM (yFOIQ)

126 Wasn't it about 20 years ago that Al Gore's stupid movie came out (can't even remember the name of it) saying we don't have much time?

Is it being measured in dog years or what?
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 02:39 PM (cF8AT)


An Inconvenient Truth. One of my lib friends, who took more sciency course as an engineer than I did (although the fake pandemic completely spooks him like a fucking idiot) saw it and was disappointed by the lack of any real science in it.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 02:45 PM (y7DUB)

127 Greta was a young girl
She had a face of stone
Lived 9 to 5 and she worked
Her fingers to the bone
Just barely out of school
She came from the edge of town
Fought like a switchblade
So no one could take her down, oh no

Posted by: Groot at April 22, 2021 02:45 PM (2cfUo)

128 Hopefully she'll eventually throw off the shackles on her mind that her parents have locked her into, and she'll become someone half-way sane in the future.

I mean, if the little feral kid with the boomerang in The Road Warrior can grow up to become Mitch McConnell, then there's hope for anyone, right?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 02:45 PM (DLXWS)

129 109 Children should be seen and not heard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (UP5sV)

In this case, she should be put in time out until she learns some manners.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 22, 2021 02:45 PM (okGHj)

130 Yep. This poor child's end will be epic and horrible.
And yet - I won't feel the slightest bit of sorrow or sympathy.

Posted by: Like A Rock at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (1hhNr)

131 ace, I think you missed all the vehement and substantive public attacks on the ridiculous scientifically baseless "climate" cult and its totalitarian public policy commandos, by GOP officeholders.

Just kidding!

When Trump gloriously pulled out of the idiotic "Paris Accord" he disastrously framed it as just for, basically, financial reasons. It wasn't a "good deal for America". Well of course it wasn't, Einstein, BECAUSE IT WAS BASED ON NO SCIENCE OR REALITY WHATSOEVER.

I noted how disastrous this wimpy disingenuous rationale was at the time.

But then again, I may well have missed the GOP figure who combined refutation and ridicule of the "climate" nonsense with denunciation of Biden's incredible slander of the country over the "systemic racism" lie. Could someone link a few of those public statements?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (OTzUX)

132 Jean Su, the energy justice director at the Center for Biological Diversity, said in a statement in response to the announcement, "A pledge to cut emissions 50% by 2030 simply isn't big enough to meet the massive scale of the climate emergency."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 02:39 PM (4a9Vv)
++++
I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (Jsjd7)

133 Greta Thunberg is AOC without the color.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2021 02:40 PM (PLitN)


***

And the tits

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (flINI)

134 Greta reminds me of the girl in the Original Star Trek episode with Gorgon the "friendly angel" only Greta is the one basically saying, "Death to you all!" to ones who aren't climate alarmists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (7hF2c)

135 You could take whole swathes of Mein Kampf, replace "Jews" with "fossil fuels," give it to this psychopathic kinderwhore to read and three-quarters of the world would fall down in worship.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (2JVJo)

136 I'm picturing her with a colander over her face...

Ahh, that's better.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (ZSK0i)

137 @Breaking911 15m

BREAKING: 2 stabbed, 1 critically, at Overton High School in Nashville
Posted by: Tami


LOL. Kids and their knife fights. So cute.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (OCTRt)

138 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

139
Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg (3 January 2003, Stockholm, Sweden, - 22 April 2027, Harbin, China) was a Swedish environmental activist who is internationally known for challenging world leaders to take immediate action against climate change. Thunberg initially gained notice for her youth and her straightforward speaking manner, both in public and to political leaders and assemblies, in which she criticises world leaders for their failure to take what she considers sufficient action to address the climate crisis.

She received numerous honours and awards, including an honorary Fellowship of the Royal Scottish Geographical Society, inclusion in Time's 100 most influential people, being the youngest Time Person of the Year, inclusion in the Forbes list of The World's 100 Most Powerful Women (2019), and three consecutive nominations for the Nobel Peace Prize (2019 - 2021).

In 2036, she made a speech in Hong Kong denouncing the Chinese leadership for ignoring any environmental controls and being the main source of greenhouse gases. Afterwards she was arrested and executed on Earth Day in a Manchurian prison.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (mht8P)

140 Knives....the weapon of choice these days it seems....


@Breaking911 15m

BREAKING: 2 stabbed, 1 critically, at Overton High School in Nashville
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 02:43 PM (cF8AT)


See???

Gun control is finally working!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 22, 2021 02:47 PM (W2YA6)

141 you know who else used go on and on about existential threats?

Posted by: x4 at April 22, 2021 02:47 PM (oA+QO)

142 She has a very punchable face.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 22, 2021 02:47 PM (nxdel)

143 from Watts Up With That, 2016:

Al Gore at the Sundance Film Fesitval in Jan 2006, promoting "An Inconvenient Truth":

And politicians and corporations have been ignoring the issue for decades, to the point that unless drastic measures to reduce greenhouse gases are taken within the next 10 years, the world will reach a point of no return, Gore said.

https://tinyurl.com/4e9w2wkv

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 02:47 PM (4a9Vv)

144 Do you think she has ever held a paying job?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 22, 2021 02:48 PM (Qxa9A)

145 Greta - all bark.
AOC - all bite.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (W2YA6)

Yeah, somebody explained that AOC was a Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker, but I'm thinking Greta is more like a really loud, whiny metal saw that sets your teeth on edge.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 22, 2021 02:48 PM (okGHj)

146 Oh, fuck off, Veruca Salt wannabe.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2021 02:48 PM (H5knJ)

147 God will judge me, not children. I'm good with that.

Posted by: Northern lurker at April 22, 2021 02:48 PM (cSyAR)

148 137 @Breaking911 15m

BREAKING: 2 stabbed, 1 critically, at Overton High School in Nashville
Posted by: Tami


LOL. Kids and their knife fights. So cute.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (OCTRt)

Jets, and Sharks?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 02:48 PM (oHd/0)

149 130 Yep. This poor child's end will be epic and horrible.
And yet - I won't feel the slightest bit of sorrow or sympathy.
Posted by: Like A Rock at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (1hhNr)

Honestly, I do. She was not a fucking adult when all this shit started. Parents are supposed to and can be better. They are supposed to protect their kids from the cruel realities of the world, not treat them as a fucking political dog and pony show.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:48 PM (lmikk)

150 The only thing impressive about Greta is the large astroturfing apparatus used to prop her up. Her parents must have been well-connected to set it all up for her.

Think of an even more annoying Veruca Salt.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 22, 2021 02:48 PM (Enc9Y)

151 I just get so tired of this constant climate bullshit as if:

A) It's Real
B) You Can Do Anything About It

It's just another way to subjugate you.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 02:48 PM (jvt6t)

152 Thank Goodness? Really? LOL

Thank Goodness, LeVar Burton Is Finally Hosting 'Jeopardy!' | Vanity Fair

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2021 02:49 PM (RHGPo)

153 re 137: but no one was shot! Hurray!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 02:49 PM (4a9Vv)

154 So, so sad that she is 18 now but hasn't put up an Only Fans yet. I had my credit card ready to go!
Posted by: arminius256 at April 22, 2021 02:31 PM


"I like my girls like a I like my whiskey, 13 years old and mixed with coke" ~Hunter "Maybe it's my laptop" Biden (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 02:49 PM (pLEy5)

155 137 @Breaking911 15m

BREAKING: 2 stabbed, 1 critically, at Overton High School in Nashville
Posted by: Tami


LOL. Kids and their knife fights. So cute.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 02:46 PM (OCTRt)

Scamps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:49 PM (lmikk)

156 We need common sense Greta control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 02:49 PM (Rvt88)

157 You really ought to listen to this young woman... she has something very valuable to say.

Posted by: Jen PissFlappers at April 22, 2021 02:49 PM (flINI)

158 And the children who she is trying to force into a 800 BC life style will judge her.

And being 800 BC, there will likely be rocks involved.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 02:49 PM (Ojki1)

159 "An Inconvenient Truth."

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 02:41 PM (tjZg/)


Great line from Scrubs: "Here's an inconvenient truth for you. Nobody cares."

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2021 02:49 PM (Ez6QX)

160

what did socialists use before candles?




correct answer is , electricity .....

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 22, 2021 02:50 PM (bTQ72)

161 Al Gore never had any credibility to me but he really showed what a retard he was when he said the earth's mantel or core was over a million degrees .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 02:50 PM (2DOZq)

162 Wait. Did Levar Burton really want to host Jeopardy? Is this a lifelong aspiration? Was there a vast groundswell of support for the idea- like the Snyder Cut?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:50 PM (lmikk)

163 "I like my girls like a I like my whiskey, 13 years old and mixed with coke" ~Hunter "Maybe it's my laptop" Biden


I have an express ticket to Hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 02:50 PM (OCTRt)

164 I look at her and do not see a high opinion of herself. I see a disturbed kid desperately seeking approval from her parental units. Fucking child abuse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Macauley Caulkin: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Greta Thurnberg: HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 22, 2021 02:50 PM (W2YA6)

165 God will judge me, not children. I'm good with that.

It will be a shock to them when God judges them too. All will be judged.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 22, 2021 02:50 PM (vwEYA)

166 Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 02:48 PM (jvt6t)

Yeah, we better figure out how to Cap all those volcanos out there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 02:50 PM (oHd/0)

167 Oh man, that Jean Su character is a real peach. From her bio from a *different* climate nonprofit:

Jean Su is the Energy Director of the Climate Law Institute and a Staff Attorney at the Center for Biological Diversity, where she specializes in energy, just transition, and climate change issues through creative litigation and campaigning. Jean's work focuses on growing access to renewable energy, including challenging discriminatory behavior against distributed solar energy, as well as phasing out fossil fuel production on both a U.S. and international level. In addition, Jean works to protect imperiled wildlife, including through litigation challenging the U.S.-Mexico border wall construction and commercial trapping of predator species.

Not wife material

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 02:50 PM (Jsjd7)

168 If the planet only has 9 years left, how is she going to be around to write a history book in 40 years?

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 22, 2021 02:50 PM (OasaJ)

169 110 Who pushed this girl? Like why is she famous world wide?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (UPoLF)


Aren't her parents showbiz people and that's why people think her autistic mute stuff was an act. And they probably had connections to the billionaire that let her use the "eco friendly" yacht to that burned more carbon than her taking a private jet because of the multiple transatlantic flights that were required for the yacht crews.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 22, 2021 02:50 PM (G2zl5)

170
You can judge deez nuts, you little bitch...

Seriously, though, someone should trap her in an iron mask.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 02:50 PM (Uh2oA)

171 She has a very punchable face.
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 22, 2021 02:47 PM (nxdel)


Yes, and she should probably take steps to let it heal for a week or two.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (4FeUN)

172 And did any GOP member of Congress find it in themselves to ridicule this absurd stupid kid and her laughable "threats"? Or challenge the ridiculous idea that there's any such thing as a "climate emergency"?

Stop your laughter!

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (OTzUX)

173 too old




hey, thats a girl too, ick

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (bTQ72)

174 Greta is a cabbage patch kid with the brain removed.

Posted by: Cosda at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (2MqL2)

175 Great line from Scrubs: "Here's an inconvenient truth for you. Nobody cares."
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2021 02:49 PM (Ez6QX

Probably my all time favorite sitcom.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (2DOZq)

176 >>Who pushed this girl? Like why is she famous world wide?


Her mom. She's an actress as well as a bigtime climate change activist, friendly with a lot of other globalist celebrity activists (she got some climate activist of the year a few years back). So she has this seriously troubled kid she gets interested in climate change, and Greta becomes convinced this is the cause of all her issues (autism, anxiety, depression, OCD), and starts her Friday protests. I assume her mom then gets her network of activists and media to cover it and it takes off. Global sensation!

IIRC, a year or so ago her dad was caught sending out tweets from her account. It would be interesting to know how much of this is Greta's work, or if she provides the passion while her mom and dad provide the scripts, set up the PR stuff, visits with global leaders, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (bDqIh)

177 Great line from Scrubs: "Here's an inconvenient truth for you. Nobody cares."
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2021 02:49 PM (Ez6QX)

I am guessing that was Cox.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (lmikk)

178 was greta born a boy? she seems to be a slow bloomer for a chick

Posted by: nckate at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (5NDrl)

179 Greta is just a retard Obama.

Her entire routine was lifted from the blue lipped mother fucker.

Posted by: MJ at April 22, 2021 02:52 PM (gAMkn)

180
If the planet only has 9 years left, how is she going to be around to write a history book in 40 years?
Posted by: Jay in PA at April 22, 2021 02:50 PM (OasaJ)

____________

If were doomed in 10 years, why are 30-year mortgages so low?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2021 02:52 PM (mht8P)

181 Oh no, someone who has never met me nor even heard of me might think bad things about me sometime in the future. How will I ever get through this?

Somewhat belatedly - Glad to see that AOSHQ is back in fine form. Thanks to TPTB that made it happen.

Posted by: all doubt removed at April 22, 2021 02:52 PM (S2eH9)

182 Proposed change to AoSHQ stylebook: Teen Meh-ssiah Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 02:52 PM (pLEy5)

183 An Inconvenient Truth. One of my lib friends, who took more sciency course as an engineer than I did (although the fake pandemic completely spooks him like a fucking idiot) saw it and was disappointed by the lack of any real science in it.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 02:45 PM (y7DUB)

One time this couple was at our house picking up their daughter who was friends with our daughter. I was in the kitchen talking to the parents and they brought up they had just seen the movie. My husband walked around the corner and the husband asks him "Have you seen An Inconvenient Truth yet?" My husband responded "Why would I want to go see that?".

Dead silence in the room. It was funny...and a tad awkward.

Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 02:52 PM (cF8AT)

184 Al Gore needs Greta's help to release his chakra.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2021 02:52 PM (nugqt)

185 Is she threatening to put us up against the wall again?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Yes, apparently. Ho hum.
Another day, another dire, threatening media nitwit.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at April 22, 2021 02:52 PM (vcOmj)

186 #83 Nothing India can do about Greta?

They could make her aircraft go boom. India plays for keeps.
You would have to be nuts to get near her.

Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2021 02:53 PM (EHOuK)

187 Let's not forget that the Erf's only been on a warming trend for the last 11,700 years, which is when the last known glaciation ended in the Quaternary Ice Age the Erf's been locked in for 2.58 million years. We are still technically in that Ice Age, just in an "interglacial" period where the ice has receded out of Canada and Northern Russia and Europe.

We're also enjoying a Maunder Minimum right now that means we'll slip right into a "Little Ice Age" such as afflicted the Erf between the 1500s and 1850. Chilly, but no glaciers!

Don't even get me started on the Milankovitch Cycles, which will toss us back into a full blown glaciation in about the 25K years.

The natural state of the Erf is as a half-frozen ball of ice. The last 11,700 years of steady warming has been an odd thing for humans to experience.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 02:53 PM (DLXWS)

188 155
Just a jackknife
Has Macheath, babe
And he keeps it
Out of sight

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 22, 2021 02:53 PM (I58tH)

189 Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (bDqIh)

Yikes. Poor kid.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2021 02:53 PM (UPoLF)

190 Oh, fuck off, Veruca Salt wannabe.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2021 02:48 PM (H5knJ)
Are you implying that she's a snarl-toothed seether?

https://youtu.be/_imxJaabU6g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 02:53 PM (Jsjd7)

191 She probably has breakdowns like that buzzion sidebar video daily

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 02:53 PM (Cxk7w)

192 179 Greta is just a retard Obama.

Her entire routine was lifted from the blue lipped mother fucker.
Posted by: MJ at April 22, 2021 02:52 PM (gAMkn)

Point of Order! Obama was a 'retard' Obama.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:54 PM (lmikk)

193 IIRC, a year or so ago her dad was caught sending out tweets from her account. It would be interesting to know how much of this is Greta's work, or if she provides the passion while her mom and dad provide the scripts, set up the PR stuff, visits with global leaders, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (bDqIh)


If I recall correctly Greta says jump and those two say how high....and they do the same with their other daughter too, who is just as whack as Greta.

Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 02:54 PM (cF8AT)

194 If were doomed in 10 years, why are 30-year mortgages so low?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


If they truly believed it, reverse mortgages would never have come about.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 02:54 PM (OCTRt)

195 Can you even fathom what a shit show the state of Douglassville or whatever they call will be? And letting the Euro trash teen scold address Congress? The most unseriousnessworld power ever.

Posted by: Only Context at April 22, 2021 02:54 PM (xEIoY)

196 or maybe Greta's real plan is to eventually do an about-face and get rich denouncing people like Gore as frauds.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 02:54 PM (4a9Vv)

197 Why is India upset with Greta? I forgot what she said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2021 02:54 PM (7hF2c)

198 Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 02:53 PM (DLXWS)

Reminds me of Paul Newman's worst movie, Quintet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (2DOZq)

199 Yeah, somebody explained that AOC was a Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker, but I'm thinking Greta is more like a really loud, whiny metal saw that sets your teeth on edge.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 22, 2021 02:48 PM (okGHj)

-----------

One's a brand-new 20 horsepower wood chipper.

The other is an old-school, screwed-to-the-wall, hand crank pencil sharpener.

Gruesome in their own special ways.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (W2YA6)

200 was greta born a boy? she seems to be a slow bloomer for a chick
Posted by: nckate at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (5NDrl)


I think that's got something to do with the fetal alcohol syndrome.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (4FeUN)

201 was greta born a boy? she seems to be a slow bloomer for a chick
Posted by: nckate at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (5NDrl)
++++
Being on starvation rations that are *also* vegan will do that to you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (Jsjd7)

202 Boy howdy is she ever going to be a shrew.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (qZdIZ)

203 I am guessing that was Cox.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (lmikk)



It was Elliot, actually, talking to Laverne. And spraying a bunch of aerosol hairspray around.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (Ez6QX)

204 Her head is perfectly egg-shaped.

Posted by: kraken at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (6Je/Q)

205 Like these retarded Eloi will be able to write...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (uxJPn)

206 Greta is just a retard Obama.



Her entire routine was lifted from the blue lipped mother fucker.

Posted by:
MJ
She's more masculine.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (vwEYA)

207 Is she old enough to criticize yet?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (cSyAR)

208 If were doomed in 10 years, why are 30-year mortgages so low?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I'm Glad You Asked That Question!

Let me tell you about reverse mortgages...

Posted by: Tom Selleck at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (vcOmj)

209 I wonder if her brain is starved. I'm serious. Doesn't she have weird non-eating issues? That can really mess with your head.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (45fpk)

210 Why is India upset with Greta? I forgot what she said.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2021 02:54 PM (7hF2c)

-------


it was probably something. everything she says pisses people off because she's the worst

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (Uh2oA)

211 An oil spill in 1969 led to the birth of Earth Day in spring of 1970. Known as the Santa Barbara Channel oil spill, up to 100,000 barrels of crude oil leaked into the ocean off the California coast.

and guess what?
you would never know it today

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 22, 2021 02:56 PM (bTQ72)

212 The natural state of the Erf is as a half-frozen ball of ice. The last 11,700 years of steady warming has been an odd thing for humans to experience.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 02:53 PM (DLXWS)
++++
Or maybe - and I'm just spitballing here - the retreat of the last age enabled it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 02:56 PM (Jsjd7)

213 I remember who she reminds me of. Wednesday Addams.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2021 02:56 PM (45fpk)

214 Not wife material
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Man , you're choosey!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 22, 2021 02:56 PM (vcOmj)

215 Point of Order! Obama was a 'retard' Obama.
----------------------
I seriously can't stop laughing.

Posted by: MJ at April 22, 2021 02:56 PM (gAMkn)

216
Doesn't she have weird non-eating issues?

----

who knows. she's super ugly though

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 02:56 PM (Uh2oA)

217 That was parody!

Posted by: Algore at April 22, 2021 02:57 PM (EHOuK)

218 That was parody!

Posted by: Algore at April 22, 2021 02:57 PM (EHOuK)

219 Greta Thurnburg

1/10 would smash

Posted by: MJ at April 22, 2021 02:57 PM (gAMkn)

220 Everything with this sociopathic retard is a threat.

But you can say that broadly for the entire left.

That makes it so crystal clear that they have no idea what fascist means. Threats and demands. That's all they do.

Posted by: InCali at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (ov5G+)

221 .@GretaThunberg to politicians: "We, the young people, are the ones who are going to write about you in the history books. We are the ones who get to decide how you will be remembered. So my advice for you is to choose wisely."

a. you're too fucking pig ignorant to string more than grunts and farts together into a coherent written sentence
AND
b. bet you that's in your native scandi iceback thundercunt native language and not English

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (wh8cF)

222 213 I remember who she reminds me of. Wednesday Addams.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2021 02:56 PM (45fpk)

Christina Ricci grew up. Boy Howdy.

Morticia and Gomez were FAR more stable and caring parents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (lmikk)

223 Gretta can out bench press Obama, so she has that going for her

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (bTQ72)

224 Has Greta considered the possibility future generations will criticize her if civilization gets destroyed for nothing?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR)

225 178 was greta born a boy? she seems to be a slow bloomer for a chick

Posted by: nckate at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (5NDrl)


That's my mom's hypothesis and it wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (DTX3h)

226 Can't Norway and Finland join forces and wipe out Sweden and this little retard? Come on Icebacks!

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (gmo/4)

227 U.S. stocks turned lower Thursday on news reports that President Biden is considering nearly doubling capital gains taxes on the wealthy.

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

228 I wonder if her brain is starved. I'm serious. Doesn't she have weird non-eating issues? That can really mess with your head.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (45fpk)



You know Ace is RIGHT THERE, right?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (Ez6QX)

229 IIRC, a year or so ago her dad was caught sending out tweets from her account. It would be interesting to know how much of this is Greta's work, or if she provides the passion while her mom and dad provide the scripts, set up the PR stuff, visits with global leaders, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (bDqIh)

Great is basically a meat puppet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (mzC78)

230 https://___ur.com/2VHIhnf

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (Uh2oA)

231 I remember who she reminds me of. Wednesday Addams.
Posted by: grammie winger

I can just see you snapping your fingers and humming the tune to ...."The Addams Family"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 22, 2021 02:59 PM (vcOmj)

232 If anyone would be in the market for some warm weather, you'd think it would be a Swede.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2021 02:59 PM (45fpk)

233 The Thunberg has been fully monetized, no doubt... her handlers, if the usual suspects, pay exceedingly well.

Posted by: kraken at April 22, 2021 02:59 PM (6Je/Q)

234 Sorry, forgot i m g is banned:

https://tinyurl.com/y99yvkka

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 02:59 PM (Uh2oA)

235 You know Ace is RIGHT THERE, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (Ez6QX)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 02:59 PM (lmikk)

236 Less Greta, more Agnetha!

Posted by: the ABBA fans at April 22, 2021 03:00 PM (/i4/A)

237 If were doomed in 10 years, why are 30-year mortgages so low?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2021 02:52 PM (mht8P)
++++
Because they're usually priced based on the 10-year US Treasury Note. It's at about 1.58%, and so mortgages are a bit higher than that. This is the alternative investment. Most 30-year mortgages only last about ten (at the outside), so the alternative "risk-free" option for that kind of investment period is the 10-year note. Mortgages have some risk, so there's a premium but it's modest.

But the same question remains: if we're all doomed in 10 years and everything fails and tax receipts crash and people start dying left and right and property is underwater and factories are closed and agriculture production collapses and people all starve, why is the 10 year Treasury note below 2%?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:00 PM (Jsjd7)

238 228 I wonder if her brain is starved. I'm serious. Doesn't she have weird non-eating issues? That can really mess with your head.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2021 02:55 PM (45fpk)
You know Ace is RIGHT THERE, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (Ez6QX)


Come here for the content no one reads, stay here for the outright snark.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 22, 2021 03:00 PM (wh8cF)

239 I can just see you snapping your fingers and humming the tune to ...."The Addams Family"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 22, 2021 02:59 PM (vcOmj)


Neat. Sweet.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2021 03:00 PM (45fpk)

240 197 Why is India upset with Greta? I forgot what she said.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2021 02:54 PM (7hF2c)

Greta Tweeted out a "toolkit" to support Indian farmers who are protesting against proposed Indian agri reforms. The Indians arrested an activist there who was spreading this "toolkit" about.

https://tinyurl.com/vk52tds

Posted by: Thrawn at April 22, 2021 03:00 PM (Enc9Y)

241 93 Knives....the weapon of choice these days it seems....

where's vash the stampede when you need him?

Posted by: Milly Thompson at April 22, 2021 03:00 PM (sGtp+)

242 Has Greta tasted a cock yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 22, 2021 03:00 PM (/MaDp)

243 >>Yikes. Poor kid.


She and her sister are a total mess.
https://tinyurl.com/7h2pjrw9

It's not our problem, obviously, but her parents really shouldn't be putting her out there. She is creepy because she is troubled, and really believes the world's gonna end and we are all literally responsible for her troubles because we are not doing something about climate change. This will not end well for her.

This whole thing is so messed up.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 03:00 PM (bDqIh)

244 I say everything twice! So I can get TWO Nobel Prizes.

Posted by: Algore at April 22, 2021 03:00 PM (EHOuK)

245 For some reason I'm picturing this like you're at a seance or something
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 02:44 PM (t+qrx)

yes, I need the spirit if a dentist to answer my question!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 03:01 PM (GBZnB)

246 I can just see you snapping your fingers and humming the tune to ...."The Addams Family"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative

Neat. Sweet.

Posted by: grammie winger

Let us tweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:01 PM (OCTRt)

247
Has Greta considered the possibility future generations will criticize her if civilization gets destroyed for nothing?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR)

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she needs to consider shutting the fuck up forever without regard to the future or anything else

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:01 PM (Uh2oA)

248 grammie now you mentioned it
Yes she does.

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 03:01 PM (Cxk7w)

249 History is going to judge these climate change freaks as the biggest bunch of hysterical idiots that ever lived.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2021 03:01 PM (1ISKN)

250 Greta's father is behind much of her notoriety. He's a real piece of work. So's the mother.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2021 03:01 PM (3H9h1)

251 @126
There couldn't be any science in it because there isn't any science to AGW, period.

They have never demonstrated that atmospheric concentrations of CO2 are the primary driver of climate on the earth.


And even if they could demonstrate that CO2 is the primary driver they would then have to prove that mankind's minuscule contribution has any impact whatsoever.
It's all bullshit, it's always been bullshit, and will remain bullshit until c**ts are destroyed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2021 03:01 PM (Cyov5)

252 Bif, that was pure poetry.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 03:02 PM (kgRIj)

253 yes, I need the spirit if a dentist to answer my question!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 03:01 PM (GBZnB)


Ether? Ether.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 03:02 PM (t+qrx)

254 This will not end well for her

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it already hasn't; she's greta thunberg, after all

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:02 PM (Uh2oA)

255 The link in the sidebar, to a post from 2009:

Retrospective: Trolls of the Aos Blog
Via Buzzion

Add a warning not to comment in old threads?

Posted by: m at April 22, 2021 03:02 PM (cME97)

256 Seriously, though, someone should trap her in an iron mask.

If it's the iron mask from Bloody Sunday, sure. Otherwise, an iron maiden.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 03:02 PM (2JVJo)

257 Has Greta tasted a cock yet?
Posted by: Puddin Head


Does her dad's count?

(Oh come on. Y'all were thinking it)

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:02 PM (OCTRt)

258 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:01 PM (Uh2oA)


LOL. You REALLY don't like her.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2021 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

259 Isn't today Earth Day?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 03:02 PM (W2Pud)

260 I don't know where we're getting this "From the mouths of babes flows effervescent wisdom" crap. I've seen it with Greta Thunberg, David Hogg, even the little girl standing up to the big bull statue on Wall Street. It's insane the way our media lionize and celebretize these kids. It's creepy as hell. And it happens on our side too.

And then to threaten those who don't buy this bullshit hook, line, and sinker?

Why must we make children grow up so damned fast? It's sick. We infantilize ourselves (and if you don't believe me, check out what passes for comedy these days), and we force our children to sermonize on complex matters such as global warming, gender dysphoria, and gun rights. It's one sick fucking world we're turning into.

Posted by: Matticus Finch at April 22, 2021 03:03 PM (mENHL)

261 >>Greta Tweeted out a "toolkit" to support Indian farmers who are protesting against proposed Indian agri reforms. The Indians arrested an activist there who was spreading this "toolkit" about.


This toolkit was evidence of outsiders meddling in local farmers rioting, right? Celebrities like Greta and Rhiana were paid to tweet text provided to them depicting the reasons for the riot a certain way. IIRC, it was being coordinated by a Canadian MP or guy serving in Justin's administration.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 03:03 PM (bDqIh)

262 194 If they truly believed it, reverse mortgages would never have come about.
i'm going to be king of the post apocalypse.

Posted by: Tom Selleck at April 22, 2021 03:03 PM (v3pYe)

263 Don't hold you breath waitin' for her to shut the hell up.

Posted by: jeff at April 22, 2021 03:03 PM (RuIsu)

264 178 was greta born a boy? she seems to be a slow bloomer for a chick

Posted by: nckate at April 22, 2021 02:51 PM (5NDrl)

That's my mom's hypothesis and it wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 22, 2021 02:58 PM (DTX3h)


I'm sure when she's in custody and the police have the cadaver sniffing dogs and pulling up the floor boards and digging holes in her parents backyard a few short years from now, we're going to find out all kinds of interesting things about her and the family.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 03:04 PM (4FeUN)

265 Isn't today Earth Day?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Feast your eyes on my burning tire pile.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:04 PM (OCTRt)

266 re 259: yes, and also Lenin's birthday. Funny coincidence, that.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 03:04 PM (4a9Vv)

267 I posted in this morning's thread that I was watching How The Universe Works and how it shows just how insignificant we are in effecting anything about the earth.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 03:04 PM (2DOZq)

268 Yeah, somebody explained that AOC was a Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker, but I'm thinking Greta is more like a really loud, whiny metal saw that sets your teeth on edge.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 22, 2021 02:48 PM


AoSHQ guidelines document a preference for any power tool discussions or references take place between The ONT and The Monkey Threads (inclusive).

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2021 03:05 PM (DMUuz)

269 Isn't today Earth Day?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Feast your eyes on my burning tire pile.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:04 PM (OCTRt)

And my barren field of fucks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 22, 2021 03:05 PM (ifmtJ)

270 234 Sorry, forgot i m g is banned:

https://tinyurl.com/y99yvkka
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 02:59 PM (Uh2oA)

works if you capitalize it IMG

Posted by: m at April 22, 2021 03:05 PM (cME97)

271 Isn't today Earth Day?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 03:02 PM (W2Pud)


Yep. Burning of the Plastic Straws starts in half an hour.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2021 03:05 PM (45fpk)

272 252 Bif, that was pure poetry.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 03:02 PM (kgRIj)

Why, thank you! I learned most of my vast vocabulary of cussin' from the Army.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 22, 2021 03:05 PM (wh8cF)

273 At times one wonders whether the entire GOP thing is just prank parody, trying to see if anyone ever just starts laughing and calls them out on it.

Mitch was pleased to announced that Tim Scott - an "inspiring leader" according to Mitch - will provide the GOP response to the vile POS "president's" rambling idiocies (he's not really going to try to deliver a SOTU, is he?).

Will Tim even get around to actually debunking whatever hallucinogenic garbage and slanderous outrageous lies the POS will burble, or will he inflict more of his boring and irrelevant family history of "from cotton to Congress"? Maybe he'll talk about tax cuts! Or ...... well, that about does it as far as I know for a GOP "agenda".

Might Tim even consider endorsing Biden's outrageous poisonous slander about "systemic racism", or nah? Those who have the stomach or sense of humor to listen, let us know!

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 03:05 PM (OTzUX)

274 Gretanomics.
Indistinguishable from communism.

Posted by: Dr. Mongo at April 22, 2021 03:06 PM (ddEp1)

275 Girl is gonna wind up like the Bette Davis character in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" before the end.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:06 PM (JZT2F)

276 Isn't today Earth Day?

Unfortunately, I won't be home to light a tire.

I will put 100+ miles on my SUV. That will have to do.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 22, 2021 03:06 PM (Vu7A1)

277 OK, I'm back to having capitals and punctuation because I'm done with my sandwich. When I take a lunch break and see Greta, I have to bag on her, though. It's an autonomic nervous response.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:07 PM (Uh2oA)

278 Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2021 03:01 PM (Cyov5)

And the really silly part? We're talking about how CO2 reabsorbs the black body radiation coming back up out of the Earth itself. Which is absorbed in the atmosphere right NEXT to the ground (or water), and then transferred to the rest of the atmosphere via conduction and convection.

Even doubling the CO2 means it gets absorbed a couple of meters closer to the ground, than it gets absorbed already.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 03:07 PM (oHd/0)

279 Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2021 03:01 PM (Cyov5)

You know that, I know that. It's those other numbskulls that don't know a damn thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 03:07 PM (y7DUB)

280 "So Do What We Say"

Do what he say.....do what he say.....

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 22, 2021 03:08 PM (JUOKG)

281 re 231: I was thinking of Meg Griffin

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 22, 2021 03:08 PM (4a9Vv)

282 Oh, and I'm 100% sure the stupid little attention whore will be getting nekkid on the Internet the moment her popularity starts to flag.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:08 PM (JZT2F)

283 It's an autonomic nervous response.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:07 PM (Uh2oA)

One of the COBs has a salve for that. He sells it online with his other recipes for boiling everything edible into non-edible mush

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 22, 2021 03:08 PM (wh8cF)

284
She is not even an American Citizen. Why the hell is she addressing people who supposedly work for US?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 02:31 PM (oHd/0)

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Is she any different than the Hollywood Idiots that told Congress Apples with ALAR kill children or the bimbo that played a farmer housewife lecturing them on US Agricultural policy?

Posted by: rd at April 22, 2021 03:08 PM (Z32m1)

285 Girl is gonna wind up like the Bette Davis character in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" before the end.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Say, what DID happen to Baby Jane? I guess she messed with that crazy Ava Gardner too much, huh?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 22, 2021 03:08 PM (vcOmj)

286 Send Greta to the corn field before we get sent to the killing fields.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2021 03:09 PM (jTIVQ)

287 Even doubling the CO2 means it gets absorbed a couple of meters closer to the ground, than it gets absorbed already.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 03:07 PM (oHd/0)
++++
CO2 isn't a pollutant.

But that doesn't matter. It isn't about facts or chemistry. It's about their brand of communism by other means.

We're in a post-fact world. Don't point out that they're wrong and lying, because those things don't matter. Just laugh at them and call them stupid assholes and exclude them from any real-world events in which you're engaged.

Shunning begins at home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:09 PM (Jsjd7)

288 Democrats have been pushing this shit hard since 1988. All the "scientists" predictions since then have been wrong. Every. Single. One.

They just dust off the script and move the goalposts every few years.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2021 03:10 PM (1ISKN)

289 Oh, and I'm 100% sure the stupid little attention whore will be getting nekkid on the Internet the moment her popularity starts to flag.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Hogg will start pimping her.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:10 PM (OCTRt)

290 Oceans are the determinant of climate. This has been known for, like, ever. Oh, and the sun. And volcanism, and earth wobble, and sunspots, nothing about fossil fuels, funnily enough...

Posted by: kraken at April 22, 2021 03:10 PM (6Je/Q)

291 >>was greta born a boy? she seems to be a slow bloomer for a chick


She starves herself constantly. Part of her OCD is she only eats certain foods, and they must be prepared and stored to her specifications or she won't eat them. She has been hospitalized after starving herself. Likely affected her puberty. They also dress her to look younger.

She is a mess. That her parents are using her to do their activism is disgusting. Greta is not blameless, but the whole shtick is terrible and cynical: use a troubled kid as your leader so that people will be afraid to criticize her. They could have just let her do her Friday protests and remain anonymous instead of making her a global star scolding world leaders,

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 03:10 PM (bDqIh)

292 The left follow the words of this mentally retarded high school drop out because she is the smartest of them all.

Posted by: Dr. Mongo at April 22, 2021 03:10 PM (ddEp1)

293 I'm surprised nobody is marketing a toy Earth globe a kid could fry with a blow torch and watch all the crispy critters fall off it.

Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2021 03:10 PM (EHOuK)

294 Hogg will start pimping her.
=====

As if. All that cock is for me.

Posted by: D. Hogg at April 22, 2021 03:10 PM (IytoW)

295 I wonder if Greta was ever bitten by a tick? According to the book I was reading yesterday, Lyme disease can cause weird neuro snd psych problems in kids.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 03:10 PM (GBZnB)

296 Is she any different than the Hollywood Idiots that told Congress Apples with ALAR kill children or the bimbo that played a farmer housewife lecturing them on US Agricultural policy?
Posted by: rd at April 22, 2021 03:08 PM (Z32m1)

Well, Foreign interference in US Politics?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 03:11 PM (oHd/0)

297 Send Greta to the corn field before we get sent to the killing fields.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2021 03:09 PM (jTIVQ)

Probably cornholed already.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 03:11 PM (mzC78)

298 Charlatans used to go from town to town, trying to convince farmers that they could make it rain on their crops. Trying to convince people that they could control the weather. But educated people scoffed - they knew better than that! Then they all moved to Sweden, and here we are.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2021 03:11 PM (45fpk)

299 Gretanomics: Communism minus agriculture.

Posted by: jeff at April 22, 2021 03:11 PM (RuIsu)

300 She's obviously mentally disturbed

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 03:11 PM (Zmnko)

301 I still remember video of her being at some event waiting to meet President Trump, and her expression when he walked past her.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower Wants You to Remember Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 03:12 PM (P/ALc)

302
I never felt one way or another about these damned dirty icebacks, 'til this bitch came around. Now, I say: bring on the next Ice Age and put them out of my misery.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:12 PM (Uh2oA)

303 The left follow the words of this mentally retarded high school drop out because she is the smartest of them all.
Posted by: Dr. Mongo at April 22, 2021 03:10 PM (ddEp1)


Copied, because worth repeating.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 03:12 PM (t+qrx)

304 Hogg will start pimping her.
=====

As if. All that cock is for me.
Posted by: D. Hogg


You're a little pinch - faced pillow biter, Hogg.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 22, 2021 03:12 PM (vcOmj)

305 289 Oh, and I'm 100% sure the stupid little attention whore will be getting nekkid on the Internet the moment her popularity starts to flag.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Hogg will start pimping her.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:10 PM (OCTRt)


Me thinks miss scandi iceback thundercunt will be pimping Little Hoggy Bicycle Boy out. She promises to wipe down the strap-on for another $3.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 22, 2021 03:12 PM (wh8cF)

306 I don't understand how a heart is a spade, but somehow a vital connection is made.

Posted by: Elastica at April 22, 2021 03:12 PM (Jsjd7)

307 We have had 30 years of this "climate disaster" braying and not one scenario has come to fruition. With that kind of track record these people just look stupider.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 03:13 PM (kgRIj)

308 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:09 PM (Jsjd7)

Maybe an emotional appeal?

CO2 helps plants grow. Less CO2 means less yield from crops... so why does the Left want POOR PEOPLE TO STARVE!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 03:13 PM (oHd/0)

309 She starves herself constantly. Part of her OCD is she only eats certain
foods, and they must be prepared and stored to her specifications or
she won't eat them. She has been hospitalized after starving herself.
Likely affected her puberty.

This kind of eating disorder can set your brain on fire. Not kidding.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2021 03:13 PM (45fpk)

310 Book about you > strongly worded letter. Apparently.
Anyway, burning some leaves today as an offering to mother earth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2021 03:14 PM (r+sAi)

311 Hogg an Thunberg will rut, and whelp the lamest human being to ever breathe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:14 PM (Uh2oA)

312 242 Has Greta tasted a cock yet?

She's keeping it in the family.

Posted by: Shaftoe at April 22, 2021 03:14 PM (1lOfI)

313 Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 03:05 PM (OTzUX)

Mitch knows that any person that delivers an effective SOTU response will be declared a racisty racist homophobic Klansman.

Tim Scott will only be called an Uncle Tom.

I wonder if he will have any water bottles on the lectern?

Posted by: rd at April 22, 2021 03:14 PM (Z32m1)

314 Any word on the illegal occupant of the White House's climate change "conference" AKA America taxpayers sell out?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 03:14 PM (Zmnko)

315 Greta on fire?

Quick douse her! Global warming!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2021 03:14 PM (jTIVQ)

316 Hogg will start pimping her.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:10 PM (OCTRt)
++++
To whom? Who is the market? "Starfucker-at-any-price" kind of people?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:14 PM (Jsjd7)

317 > If were doomed in 10 years, why are 30-year mortgages so low?


If we're all gonna be KILLED by TSUNAMIS from ANTARCTIC MELTING, why did Gaylord and Mooch buy a $12 million house about six feet away from the North Motherfucking Atlantic Ocean (a famously calm body of water)?

Why are Hollywood stars still buying beachfront property in Malibu?


The only reasonable answer here is that they don't believe their own bullshit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:14 PM (JZT2F)

318 Greta will die at an early age from maladies related to her nutrition choices. Bet on it. The funeral will be ongoing with McCain's and Floyd's.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 22, 2021 03:14 PM (I58tH)

319 Has Greta tasted a cock yet?
====

In all seriousness, if she's moving in leftist circles, there's no doubt she's been raped and molested countless times.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 22, 2021 03:15 PM (IytoW)

320 CO2 helps plants grow. Less CO2 means less yield from crops... so why does the Left want POOR PEOPLE TO STARVE!
Posted by: Romeo13


Women and minorities will be hardest hit. And the New York Times will tell you so.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 22, 2021 03:15 PM (vcOmj)

321 Posted by: rd at April 22, 2021 03:14 PM (Z32m1)

SOTU address response does not have to be a Congress critter.

If Trump busy that night??? Would make heads explode.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 03:16 PM (oHd/0)

322 I don't get the sense that Hogg is really into the vag, if you know what I'm saying.

Granted, she's flat-chested enough to be a boy, but I don't think that's gonna be enough for Hogg to take an interest. Not even if she puts on a strap-on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:16 PM (JZT2F)

323 Reality: New York Times hardest hit.

Posted by: jeff at April 22, 2021 03:16 PM (RuIsu)

324 Just wait until Gates and Co. start spraying reflective crap in the atmosphere.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 03:16 PM (jvt6t)

325 The only reasonable answer here is that they don't believe their own bullshit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:14 PM (JZT2F)
++++
Yup. The answer to this is, "I might consider your argument seriously if you demonstrate that you take it seriously."

Not that you *will* take it seriously, just that you'll consider it. That's rational. But when absolutely none of them take it seriously, why should I consider it at all? I have but one life to live.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:16 PM (Jsjd7)

326 You're a little pinch - faced pillow biter, Hogg.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 22, 2021 03:12 PM (vcOmj)


Pro tip: read this in a Thurl Ravenscroft voice.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 03:16 PM (t+qrx)

327 Hogg will start pimping her.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:10 PM


There I was, watching my girlfriend get plowed by Raoul and I had to run home to get my camera from my mom's basement... ~D. "Ickhead" Hogg (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 03:17 PM (pLEy5)

328
I will bang Greta if she agrees to jump into the mouth of an erupting volcano afterward.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:17 PM (Uh2oA)

329 New hotness= crop failures from global cooling

Posted by: Max Power at April 22, 2021 03:17 PM (kNXsU)

330 Just wait until Gates and Co. start spraying reflective crap in the atmosphere.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 03:16 PM (jvt6t)

Blue Screen of Death goes global!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 03:17 PM (mzC78)

331 " givin it up for those bean sprouts, everyday"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 03:18 PM (kgRIj)

332 The left follow the words of this mentally retarded high school drop out because she is the smartest of them all.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Kay Schumer at April 22, 2021 03:18 PM (vcOmj)

333 You're a little pinch - faced pillow biter, Hogg.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 22, 2021 03:12 PM (vcOmj)
++++
Well now we know how QC is going to work at his new factory...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:18 PM (Jsjd7)

334 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M0tcJWIVpIw

I hope US commenters will be able to make some sense of the Scottish accents!

Posted by: John Lewis at April 22, 2021 03:18 PM (joEQm)

335 @elguapo64

How the F do you get a mask that dirty?

https://tinyurl.com/yfyh9kb3

Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 03:18 PM (cF8AT)

336 We've got 5 years, stuck on my eyes!

Posted by: Meatball-scented Druid Philosopher Greta Thunberg at April 22, 2021 03:18 PM (TKmok)

337 Ironically CO2 is what plants crave.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 03:19 PM (zeiW4)

338 One thing I learned from experience. When I was a teenager I thought I knew some things. My father was quick to remind me that I really didn't know shit. I'm in my mid-50's now, and I can say without hesitation that my father was 100 percent correct. It's a problem with being young, a common mistake, that we know better than our elders. If we're honest as we age, we recognize that we didn't see the whole picture. I doubt Greta will ever come to that realization.

Posted by: Wicklow at April 22, 2021 03:19 PM (uH65w)

339 Ironically CO2 is what plants crave.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 03:19 PM


Brawndo?

Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 03:19 PM (pLEy5)

340 I wonder what kdabear has to offer regarding Greta???

Posted by: kraken at April 22, 2021 03:19 PM (6Je/Q)

341 Greta is the ultimate Karen, the Karen that all other Karens wish to be like.

Posted by: Eric at April 22, 2021 03:20 PM (a2F+C)

342 > Say, what DID happen to Baby Jane? I guess she messed with that crazy Ava Gardner too much, huh?


Had to go back and check whether Ava Gardner had a bit part in that movie. Heh.


The most notable thing about that film is that it has Joan Crawford in it, but she isn't the creepiest one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:20 PM (JZT2F)

343 @elguapo64
How the F do you get a mask that dirty?

https://tinyurl.com/yfyh9kb3
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 03:18 PM (cF8AT)
++++
Makeup

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:20 PM (Jsjd7)

344 I will bang Greta if she agrees to jump into the mouth of an erupting volcano afterward.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:17 PM (Uh2oA)

Shit! That last virgin was spoiled. Hurls.

Posted by: The Volcano at April 22, 2021 03:20 PM (mzC78)

345 339 Ironically CO2 is what plants crave.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 03:19 PM

Brawndo?
Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 03:19 PM (pLEy5)

Its gotz electrolysis...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 03:20 PM (oHd/0)

346 History books are harder to find than guns.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 22, 2021 03:20 PM (63Dwl)

347 As long as the kids are in college and she has remained healthy and fit, the perfect age is late 40's and 50's. No drama, high sex/affection/playful drive, laid back, same political leanings and submissive. Sorry to hear you can't find a man a few years younger than you, nurse.
I've been to Seattle several times and it sounds like a Seattle problem because they get scooped up around here quickly.

Posted by: From Personal Experience at April 22, 2021 03:20 PM (LkMC+)

348 > Greta is the ultimate Karen, the Karen that all other Karens wish to be like.

I think they spell it Karin in Scandiland.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:20 PM (JZT2F)

349 Greta is the ultimate Karen, the Karen that all other Karens wish to be like.

I think Nancy Grace has seniority.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2021 03:21 PM (H5knJ)

350 I don't get the sense that Hogg is really into the vag, if you know what I'm saying.

Granted, she's flat-chested enough to be a boy, but I don't think that's gonna be enough for Hogg to take an interest. Not even if she puts on a strap-on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


She has the ass of a 10 yr old boy. Hogg'll just flip her over.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:21 PM (OCTRt)

351 History books are harder to find than guns.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 22, 2021 03:20 PM (63Dwl)
++++
Did he really say that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:21 PM (Jsjd7)

352 "We The Young People" ... this is the royal "we", she speaks for the whole world. We might be better off with a Royal Class running the world, or at least our country ... as long as it is not Greta or other leftists. ...


.. and not names from a phonebook ... I would accept a randomn drawing from Ace of Spades approved commenters ... but we'd have to get it approved by Facebook and Google, apparently ... so WAR it is.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 22, 2021 03:21 PM (Cus5s)

353 Bill Gates wants to dim the sun to save the planet.

The same sun that powers solar panels and creates the wind that powers windmills.

These people are f'ing stupid beyond belief.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2021 03:22 PM (1ISKN)

354
I wonder what kdabear has to offer regarding Greta???
Posted by: kraken at April 22, 2021 03:19 PM (6Je/Q)

-------

Hopefully an NSFW warning. Not safe for watching. Because she's too ugly and it will hurt your eyes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:22 PM (Uh2oA)

355 324 Just wait until Gates and Co. start spraying reflective crap in the atmosphere.
i'll be the one eating glitter so i can sell reflective crap to bill gates.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 22, 2021 03:22 PM (v3pYe)

356 > I'm in my mid-50's now, and I can say without hesitation that my father was 100 percent correct.

As Mark Twain put it:

When I was 14 I thought my father was the most ignorant man in the world.

When I turned 21, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:22 PM (JZT2F)

357 Tomorrow belongs to her.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at April 22, 2021 03:22 PM (UFgOG)

358 How the F do you get a mask that dirty?

https://tinyurl.com/yfyh9kb3

Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 03:18
---------------------------

Just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 22, 2021 03:22 PM (ju2Fy)

359 324 Just wait until Gates and Co. start spraying reflective crap in the atmosphere.
Posted by: Jak Sucio

I need the link to that - was trying to tell someone about it and it sounded so stupid its unbelievable

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 03:23 PM (GBZnB)

360 Tomorrow belongs to her.

-------

Then tomorrow is too gay for me, and I hope I die before midnight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:23 PM (Uh2oA)

361 These people are batshit crazy! Making idols out of these lifelong criminals....just absurd.

@CBSNews 1m


"When we think about what could possibly fill this hole Daunte left in the world, we come up empty. Instead, we find a much bigger hole - where justice should be," Sen. Amy Klobuchar gets emotional while speaking at Daunte Wright's funeral.

https://tinyurl.com/yee2svro

Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 03:23 PM (cF8AT)

362 Well there you go. She is 18. She's an adult for all legal purposes.
TOO OLD

Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at April 22, 2021 03:23 PM (JMMlQ)

363 Bill Gates wants to dim the sun to save the planet.

The same sun that powers solar panels and creates the wind that powers windmills.

These people are f'ing stupid beyond belief.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2021 03:22 PM (1ISKN)

I remember when the discussion was covering the ice caps with soot or using nukes to advert the coming ice age.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at April 22, 2021 03:23 PM (EpDzw)

364 How the F do you get a mask that dirty?

https://tinyurl.com/yfyh9kb3
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 03:18 PM (cF8AT)
----

Never change your mask.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 22, 2021 03:24 PM (gtatv)

365 Man, the weird-ass shit you see in YouTube comments:

That's not true... I'm a heroin addict and if anything I have the total opposite of erectile dysfunction/premature arrival!!!

Just... why? In the comments for a music video not having anything to do with cocks or drugs. Just out of left field.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:24 PM (Jsjd7)

366 Hey, Greta. Algore already told us it was almost too late right about when you were born. But, here you are. Not boiling, or underwater, or anything. Go figure.

Posted by: Azjaeger at April 22, 2021 03:24 PM (h3ow8)

367 Greta is the ultimate Karen, the Karen that all other Karens wish to be like.

I think Nancy Grace has seniority.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Wizard of Oz - Margaret Hamilton - Almira Gulch
The Original Karen.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:24 PM (OCTRt)

368 > TOO OLD
> Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton

Nah, while Bill does like them young, he also likes them well-developed and well-rounded.

Her scrawny little bod is more in the Joe Biden wheelhouse, I think.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:26 PM (JZT2F)

369 "When we think about what could possibly fill this hole Daunte left in the world, we come up empty. Instead, we find a much bigger hole - where justice should be," Sen. Amy Klobuchar gets emotional while speaking at Daunte Wright's funeral.

https://tinyurl.com/yee2svro

Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 03:23 PM (cF8AT)

I'm guessing about 150 pounds of shit would fill the hole. And it wouldn't try to shoot you, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 03:26 PM (mzC78)

370 #361 That is because those volk, are criminals - DEMS and Communist Republicans.

They use divide and conquer with Identity politics.

Douglas Murray interview

Identity politics


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO4qhwEPshw

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 22, 2021 03:26 PM (8mOxN)

371 Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 03:23 PM (cF8AT)

Too bad that choir boy Duante didn't listen to the police and tried to drive away.. Not like he was just innocently minding his own business.. He had a warrant for his arrest on gun charges....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 03:26 PM (Zmnko)

372
How the F do you get a mask that dirty?

Those truckers don't always clean themselves up before pulling into the truck stop you know.


Posted by: AOC at April 22, 2021 03:27 PM (JMMlQ)

373 Y'all are gonna write the history books? You're a bunch of high school drop outs who are barely literate and are still confused about your "gender". LOLGF

Posted by: Stacy0311 at April 22, 2021 03:27 PM (GuwCy)

374 grammie, have you ever been tested for Lyme+?
Although in that book it says a lot of Lyme blood tests are false negatives, the mumble Blot test is slightly better, and it asks why isnt PCR beung used to mske better tests

anyway, wondering because of the Bell's Palsy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 03:28 PM (GBZnB)

375 Just... why? In the comments for a music video not having anything to do with cocks or drugs. Just out of left field.
There is always time for cocks.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 22, 2021 03:28 PM (JMMlQ)

376
History by Greta Thunberg: I was dumb and ugly and also a dirty bitch, but I got on TV. The End.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:29 PM (Uh2oA)

377 @Not_the_Bee

Poor guy was just tryna fix his porch and he turned himself into a Looney Tunes cartoon

https://tinyurl.com/yhkswbxx

Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 03:29 PM (cF8AT)

378 Thank God a child from Sweden weighed in on the Climate Emergency. Things will go well from now on.

Posted by: Revenant at April 22, 2021 03:29 PM (I76dP)

379 @Shanghaibeast
"Sharon Tate dies in knife fight with Manson family."
- August 9, 1969

Posted by: I Feel Terrible For Laughing At This at April 22, 2021 03:29 PM (LkMC+)

380 Just want to express my glee at the nickname "Doom Goblin".

Thank you.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 03:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

381 Y'all are gonna write the history books? You're a bunch of high school drop outs who are barely literate and are still confused about your "gender". LOLGF

Posted by: Stacy0311 at April 22, 2021 03:27 PM (GuwCy)


We will write our history in emojis!

Posted by: Greta Tunamelt at April 22, 2021 03:30 PM (/i4/A)

382 Y'all are gonna write the history books? You're a bunch of high school drop outs who are barely literate and are still confused about your "gender". LOLGF

Posted by: Stacy0311


"We are going to start a revolution!"
-Greta

Y'all can't even start a lawnmower.
-Me

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:31 PM (OCTRt)

383 Are we sure she's one of ours?

Posted by: The Vikings at April 22, 2021 03:31 PM (l0Lgi)

384 What in the dickens is this? Greta Expectorations?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 03:31 PM (m45I2)

385 The hole Doowan-tay left? Not getting his welfare check.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 03:32 PM (kgRIj)

386 Sorry to hear you can't find a man a few years younger than you, nurse.
I've been to Seattle several times and it sounds like a Seattle problem because they get scooped up around here quickly.
Posted by: From Personal Experience at April 22, 2021 03:20 PM (LkMC+)

going by what I read, there are no men in Seattle. Only a pack of dysfunctional boys who want to be angry wimmins.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2021 03:32 PM (trdmm)

387 I remember when the discussion was covering the ice caps with soot or using nukes to advert the coming ice age.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at April 22, 2021 03:23 PM (EpDzw)

London Calling

Ice age is coming/sun is zooming in

Posted by: InCali at April 22, 2021 03:33 PM (ov5G+)

388 385 The hole Doowan-tay left? Not getting his welfare check.

But his "Family" will be getting their new Escalades

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 03:33 PM (Zmnko)

389 I'm so tired of this mental deficient lecturing people.

To be fair, she was lecturing US lawmakers, so it was an even battle.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2021 03:33 PM (l0Lgi)

390 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:33 PM (OCTRt)

391 And if you're interested in something completely bizarre, here's Bjork talking about her TV:

https://youtu.be/75WFTHpOw8Y

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:33 PM (Jsjd7)

392 I want to put 18 year old Greta over my knee and spank her. Is that wrong? Put that in your history books!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2021 03:34 PM (PLitN)

393 So Saint Greta of Spaziland sez the young'uns will be the judge of all them old dudes if things go south. But if we're all dead becuz of the Great Manmade Global Catastrophic Crisis du Warmening who is going to be left to judge?

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2021 03:34 PM (bypx9)

394 Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 03:23 PM (cF8AT)

He was a thug. God might have very well redeemed him, but if he hadn't been acting like a thug and had cooperated he wouldn't have been killed. He also like George Floyd is not an angel.. Humans don't become angels after they die. Angels are a different class of being created by God-according to the Bible. No doubt his family and some others loved him. Thugs have people who love them too, but can we stop this pretense that everyone killed by cops-black, white, hispanic, asian is an angel?
Besides, hate to sound so cynical but the parents will probably get a huge payout too. Many millions of Blacks don't have a ghetto mentality. They aren't thugs and they are decent hardworking, responsible people. As far as Amy Klobachar, she's just pandering to the Black community

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2021 03:34 PM (7hF2c)

395 Human garbage like Wright and Floyd and the offensive tackle Stabby Girl are lionized, it's taking the bounds of Unbelievable further and further out.

There are now "religious" groups having ceremonies (and observing "miracles") at the place the POS Floyd overdosed and died in Mpls. Not kidding. Even baptisms taking place there (in bath tubs). There's even a perfect sign as you enter the area - instructing white people on how to behave. Not kidding.

Thank gawd the GOP remains silent on the now hallucinogenic, dystopian fictional-level of racism and racist-idiocy now disfiguring the country, emanating from the (disgraced, farcical) highest office in the land, and oozing from every toxic pop culture infection.

I'm confident it's savvy 1,459-dimensional political chess to hide and vote for "hate crime" nonsense bills in Congress. Path to those awesome mid-terms!!

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 03:36 PM (OTzUX)

396 J&J vaccine study results published in the New England Journal of Medicine yesterday says the vaccine does not prevent you from getting Covid, but reduces the severity of the symptoms for about 67% of the people who caught it within two weeks after getting vaccinated (likely with reduced efficacy as time passes). So masks don't work (virus particles much smaller than gaps in masks) and the experimental vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting or transmitting the virus. It has all been theater.

Posted by: Post-American at April 22, 2021 03:37 PM (po5ZZ)

397 > Are we sure she's one of ours?
> Posted by: The Vikings

The Vikings got the hell OUT of Scandinavia, and spread their superior manly seed across the known world. Later, the few remaining Scandis with a measurable testosterone level moved to places like Minnesota. The people who were left behind are born cucks.

See also:

Scotland: all the men moved to North America and Australia, leaving the ones who enjoyed the taste of English cock behind. France: the men were mostly killed in Napoleon's adventures, and the remainder were killed in WWI and WWII). England: same as Vikings. The best of their men left for the colonies, and the remaining men were killed in WWI and WWII.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:38 PM (JZT2F)

398 > J&J vaccine study results published in the New England Journal of Medicine yesterday says the vaccine does not prevent you from getting Covid

That's not what it says at all.

"A single dose of Ad26.COV2.S protected against symptomatic Covid-19 and asymptomatic SARS-CoV-2 infection"

SARS-CoV-2 is the virus that causes COVID-19.

Also, the J&J vaccine is a traditional vaccine, not the "OMG EXPERIMENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MRNA" vaccine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:43 PM (JZT2F)

399 She can pass for a child 'cause she ain't got no tits

Posted by: Bhagwani at April 22, 2021 03:49 PM (LcpFO)

400 I hope she gets what she wishes, good and hard.

Posted by: Jack at April 22, 2021 03:56 PM (0yyK3)

401 History will be history then what you little nazi?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 22, 2021 04:02 PM (LsK71)

402 If I wanted to life by the edicts of some retarded scandi kid, I'd join the Midsommar cult.

Posted by: ogmrobvious at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (HFvfO)

403 Can they actually write? Or will the history book just be emoji's and memes? Hieroglyphics----written communication-----modern hieroglyphics

Posted by: jeff at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (VAWn3)

404 When will this morph into suicide bombers?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 22, 2021 04:23 PM (EFCBR)

405 Sociopathic retard? One step up from us.

Posted by: Satans Retards at April 22, 2021 04:39 PM (zLXTt)

406 Greetings:`

"You shall make amends to your children for being the children of your fathers: thus you shall redeem all that is past! This new law-table do I put over you!"

Nietzsche

Posted by: 11B40 at April 22, 2021 04:39 PM (evgyj)

407 Oh cool. Children WILL judge me. But by the time they get around to doing back, I'll be dead.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 04:44 PM (49Dnm)

408 A "Children's Crusade"?
The last one went so well.

Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2021 05:01 PM (rsCqm)

409 She needs t learn to respect her elders and know her pace in Society and that means the Parents and not some Brainwashed Child is still in Authority

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 22, 2021 05:02 PM (FLiOE)

410 From the Epoch Times:

Of the trial participants, about half received the jab and about half received a placebo. Of those who got the shot, approximately 10 percent contracted the CCP virus, versus 9.4 percent of those who received the placebo.

The number of moderate to severe COVID-19 cases 14 days after vaccination among the placebo group, 348, was higher than the number in the group that got the shot, 116. Three other people in the former group had symptomatic COVID-19, along with one other person in the latter set.

Posted by: Post-American at April 22, 2021 05:04 PM (po5ZZ)

411 I could not care less if she judges me about anything. There is only one person whose judgment I care anything about and I assure it's not her or any member of her generation.

Posted by: Ankylus at April 22, 2021 05:25 PM (NqFTd)

412 Did anyone mention Thunberg is well over 18? She's an adult.

Posted by: SarahW at April 22, 2021 07:51 PM (g1vnC)

413 She looks like an albino ET.

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