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Quarantine Cafe: This Is Our Life Now Edition

Capybara is a nest for birds.

Here's a capybara capybarking.

acebats.jpg
thanks to Banana Dream

Traumatized pit bull learns to open up -- but he still won't go anywhere without his security blanket/woobie.

Couch potato cat watches Tom and Jerry.

A very strange cat.

That strange cat is very afraid of the bathtub.

Befriending a wild hummingbird.

Two sequels to the stranglely yowling husky puppy: Here's that puppy growing up, and here's that yappy husky all grown up.

Here's a malamute puppy who's almost as funny.

I just linked this, but in case you missed it: The bad-attitude Ikea clerk.

Posted by: Ace at 07:43 PM




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1 First? And the customer service vid is HILARIOUS!

Posted by: lizabth at April 21, 2021 06:44 PM (L3Rsz)

2 Change!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in tenuous standing at April 21, 2021 06:44 PM (2SdPm)

3 cats watching TV is weird ... they need real mice ... my barn cat would like some hunter company.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2021 06:45 PM (Cus5s)

4 1st

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 21, 2021 06:46 PM (IYHxL)

5 Dog thread! Yes.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 21, 2021 06:46 PM (hOUT3)

6 Time marches on!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 21, 2021 06:46 PM (IYHxL)

7 A safe haven post. Yay.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2021 06:46 PM (4I/2K)

8 6 Time marches on!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 21, 2021 06:46 PM (IYHxL)

Tell that to the Left who wants us to erase 500 to 1000 years off the calendar.

Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 06:47 PM (Ojki1)

9 Somebody needs to make a red dress girl meme for ace, bats and capybaras.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 06:47 PM (Fq1gB)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2021 06:47 PM (arJlL)

11 That IKEA guy is great handling all those stupid questions.........

Posted by: James at April 21, 2021 06:48 PM (JLQTf)

12 I need a calming video before bedtime

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2021 06:48 PM (Cxk7w)

13 Befriending a wild hummingbird.
.......

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2021 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

14 Pretty sneaky putting an old post in the sidebar.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2021 06:48 PM (0UNjH)

15
"The meatballs ain't that good."

LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2021 06:49 PM (pNxlR)

16 When does it end, Diane?

Gold.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 21, 2021 06:50 PM (OssQ4)

17 Flipping around and caught the start of eTalk for a few minutes with every black and part-black female celebrity in the U.S. so sorry about Floyd and happy justice was done even though it wasn't enough.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2021 06:50 PM (UHVv4)

18 14 Pretty sneaky putting an old post in the sidebar.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2021 06:48 PM (0UNjH)

Weirdest part was seeing Drew wrote it and I wasn't rolling my eyes so hard I thought I'd pull something.

Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 06:50 PM (Ojki1)

19 OK, just hit me why its the F'n POST OFFICE who is spying on people on the Internet (thread earlier today).

They are technically NOT a Government entity. They are a Company, and thus, are not BOUND by the restrictions we've put on the Government, about spying on Citizens without probable Cause.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 06:50 PM (oHd/0)

20 I frequently get mistaken for retail staff due to a combination of personal dress code and a tendency to not look totally lost. I'm always polite about it as I've never run into a dickhead customer before, but if some fool tries to Karen me there's gonna be some Grade A top quality trolling on tap.

Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2021 06:50 PM (zcf1k)

21 Our cats years ago often were found in the bathtub, without water, but if water was in and they leaped into it, would come out faster than they went in.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2021 06:52 PM (Cxk7w)

22 14 Pretty sneaky putting an old post in the sidebar.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2021 06:48 PM (0UNjH)



Should definitely include a reminder to not post in old threads. And that one is great because it includes the infamous comment 104. But the thread where ace actually requests that we call him Dum-Dum is just so great.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=290287

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2021 06:52 PM (vMCab)

23 More than once I've asked a store employee for directions to a certain item and was told they didn't have it. Subsequently I found the item after searching myself . I always find the employee and politely let them know they do have it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2021 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

24 21 Our cats years ago often were found in the bathtub, without water, but if water was in and they leaped into it, would come out faster than they went in.
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2021 06:52 PM (Cxk7w)

Had a cat once try to walk around the tub while I was in it.

Cat slipped into the water.

Don't think I ever saw the cat in the bathroom again.

Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 06:53 PM (Ojki1)

25 Capybara woke up and still had a piece of lettuce hanging out of his mouth.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2021 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

26 I used to make a lot of extra beer money putting together Ikea stuff for neighbors who were how you say...Challenged with the concept... ya i'm going with challenged. But you know what I mean

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2021 06:53 PM (+xIcB)

27 Ok, this is the best I can do with my meager, insufficient skills:

https://IMGur.com/XL7cJbO

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 06:53 PM (Fq1gB)

28 Usually don't watch those but that video's pretty well done. Guy's got comic talent.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 06:54 PM (OTzUX)

29 MegaRoy, our 17 lb monster Maine Con will watch ewe tube videos of birds. He gets pissed and lays his ears back at the ads.

Posted by: BifBewalski - cat's watching tv at April 21, 2021 06:54 PM (VcFUs)

30 Green
OK, had a few laughs time for lights out.
See ya on the late ONT
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2021 06:56 PM (Cxk7w)

31 I cannot wait until I die, I will become black, a hoplophobe, and finally vote democrat.

Posted by: sven at April 21, 2021 06:57 PM (Lzpvj)

32 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2021 06:58 PM (arJlL)

33 okay what is with the capybara fascination?

Got to see one in its almost natural habitat* once and was not impressed.

*In a zoo just yards from the Amazon river.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 06:58 PM (sNzt5)

34 My son just sent me a screen shot of a tweet where some woman said she was trained in the military to shoot people in the leg, not shoot to kill. I'm starting to think that maybe people on Twitter aren't on the up and up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)

35 I cannot wait until I die, I will become black, a hoplophobe, and finally vote democrat.
Posted by: sven

(raises hand)

WTF is a hoplophobe ?

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2021 06:59 PM (arJlL)

36 The Ikea guy is pretty funny.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2021 06:59 PM (5XK0y)

37 our 17 lb monster Maine Con will watch ewe tube videos of birds. He gets pissed and lays his ears back at the ads.
Posted by: BifBewalski - cat's watching tv at April 21, 2021 06:54 PM (VcFUs)


I understand where Bif's cat is coming from.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 21, 2021 06:59 PM (sy5kK)

38 sven, karma is a bitch and you will come back voting for the Green Party.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2021 07:00 PM (653BL)

39 34 My son just sent me a screen shot of a tweet where some woman said she was trained in the military to shoot people in the leg, not shoot to kill. I'm starting to think that maybe people on Twitter aren't on the up and up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)



All I'd say is "What's the femoral artery?"

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2021 07:00 PM (vMCab)

40 I've bought lumber and built a few IKEA type pieces myself. I would have saved money just buying IKEA. With the price of lumber now , pressboard IKEA would be even more less expensive.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2021 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

41 Sven

Just self identify as a neko-mimi and then go on a Buaku Gang worthy caper. You'll be forgiven.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:00 PM (sNzt5)

42 Okay the Ikea video is seriously funny!

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 21, 2021 07:01 PM (nxdel)

43 35 Posted by: JT at April 21, 2021 06:59 PM (arJlL)

https://tinyurl.com/nr5yx92h

A person with an inordinate amount of fear of weapons (mostly guns) from "hoplite"

Posted by: sven at April 21, 2021 07:01 PM (Lzpvj)

44 19 OK, just hit me why its the F'n POST OFFICE who is spying on people on the Internet (thread earlier today).

They are technically NOT a Government entity. They are a Company, and thus, are not BOUND by the restrictions we've put on the Government, about spying on Citizens without probable Cause.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 06:50 PM (oHd/0)


That's an interesting point...it would give them a lot of flexiblity.

I've often wondered how much of the techlords' bad behavior is spelled out in alphabet soup. It's not at all uncommon for companies with government/MIC customers to give them dedicated teams with minimal management oversight in exchange for a fat stack of cash. Sometimes it's just innocuous fun with other people's money...sometimes not.

Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2021 07:01 PM (zcf1k)

45 Duke

And the Twitterati who posted that also claims to be a French model. Since Internet it must be true.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:02 PM (sNzt5)

46 JT - irrational fear of firearms

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 07:02 PM (OTzUX)

47 Trained to shoot people in the leg?

Which leg?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 07:02 PM (lmikk)

48 Yeah, I just watched that IKEA video again. And am still laughing. The guy's delivery is just outstanding. And the music. Perfect. Love it.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 21, 2021 07:02 PM (ZE5eB)

49 As you're aware, there are certain highly-placed blog personnel who prefer Ikea's family of power tools. For their sakes, please don't disparage Ikea.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2021 07:02 PM (DMUuz)

50 41 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:00 PM (sNzt5)

Everyone sort of accepts where I work that this plandemic is a harbinger we are a budding police state.


I think the USSA will get about 25-75 years of near peer greatness with peak America then implode.


I will of course be dead and voting donk by then.

Posted by: sven at April 21, 2021 07:03 PM (Lzpvj)

51 I think that Twitter person shot herself in the foot.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2021 07:03 PM (2DOZq)

52 Hummingbird guy > IKEA Guy, albeit inadvertently.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 21, 2021 07:03 PM (puu6v)

53 38 Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2021 07:00 PM (653BL)


The good news Sven is God and Satan kicked you out of the afterlife....


the bad news is you are now Barney Zanderz

Posted by: sven at April 21, 2021 07:04 PM (Lzpvj)

54 Erev Tov

I'm beat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:05 PM (OVEfo)

55 so Sven J Olafson semi-fictional writing time.....


There was a reporter named James, and he is not a great writer, and he is probably not a great videographer....

but he just drive rings around a Cavalry unit.

Posted by: sven at April 21, 2021 07:05 PM (Lzpvj)

56 sven, G-d told me He could get me out of this but that you were fucked. Stephen.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2021 07:05 PM (653BL)

57 My son just sent me a screen shot of a tweet where some woman said she was trained in the military to shoot people in the leg, not shoot to kill. I'm starting to think that maybe people on Twitter aren't on the up and up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)


This works, trust me. But the trick is you have to shoot an innocent bystander in the leg.

Posted by: Officer Jack Traven at April 21, 2021 07:06 PM (Fq1gB)

58 Hummingbird guy > IKEA Guy, albeit inadvertently and barely.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 21, 2021 07:06 PM (puu6v)

59 I am logged on to Legal Insurrection and the live after action of the Chauvin Trial, with Andrew Branca and Prof. Jacobson and Kimberlee Kay as "moderator". Should be interesting. More Later

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at April 21, 2021 07:06 PM (Iw46i)

60 I found out today that horse riders don't need to clean up after their horses
Dog owners need to clean up after their animals. But horse riders don't. At least this is true in Alberta

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 21, 2021 07:07 PM (cSyAR)

61 Capybaras seem wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 07:07 PM (lmikk)

62 Shoot 'em in the leg? Lot of one legged ass kicking contests on the horizon.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2021 07:08 PM (653BL)

63 Transgendered teen who dies from suicide attempt (confusing) gets 2 funerals as parents disagree on birth name or chosen name.

The article is just as confusing - although I'm assuming when they say it's a boy it's really a girl. And the kid had mental issues. No shit, really? Glad you went ahead with the reassignment surgery because no doubt that was a huge help. Oh wait...

https://archive.is/CKl5F

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 21, 2021 07:08 PM (4FeUN)

64 60 I found out today that horse riders don't need to clean up after their horses
Dog owners need to clean up after their animals. But horse riders don't. At least this is true in Alberta
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 21, 2021 07:07 PM (cSyAR)



If the horses started popping a squat in people's front lawn that law might change. I mean in the US you always have people with shovels following the horses during parades.

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2021 07:09 PM (vMCab)

65 ace, it's ok to read the capybara menu, as long as you eat at home.

Posted by: Bats at April 21, 2021 07:09 PM (DMUuz)

66 Thought this would be a worthy addition: HT CFP and the "Tweeter" for this comedy gold....It is animal related so not off Topic!

https://tinyurl.com/3mz8mc2f

Posted by: StuckinSoCal at April 21, 2021 07:10 PM (aH35g)

67 I love caybaras.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at April 21, 2021 07:10 PM (TdMsT)

68 >>> Capybaras seem wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 07:07 PM (lmikk)


I loved when The Tick, the original, got knocked goofy, hallucinated a capybara speaking to him, and adopted it as a pet dog named Speak, "for that is what you do".

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 07:10 PM (Fq1gB)

69 My son just sent me a screen shot of a tweet where some woman said she
was trained in the military to shoot people in the leg, not shoot to
kill. I'm starting to think that maybe people on Twitter aren't on the
up and up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)
++++++
There was some woman several months ago who was lamenting about a cop who shot a man who was holding a gun. I think he got him in the torso. She thought he should have been able to just shoot the gun right out of his hand instead.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 21, 2021 07:10 PM (ZE5eB)

70 I can't believe ace has abandoned bats which are flying rats in favor of capybaras which are overgrown rats.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 21, 2021 07:11 PM (GBZnB)

71 I understand capybara carry a lot of viruses and bacteria and vermin and parasites.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 21, 2021 07:11 PM (cSyAR)

72 Horses produce compost. Horse takes a dump on your lawn it will be the greenest spot there is.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2021 07:12 PM (653BL)

73 71 I understand capybara carry a lot of viruses and bacteria and vermin and parasites.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 21, 2021 07:11 PM (cSyAR)



I understand this to be true of Canadians too.

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2021 07:12 PM (vMCab)

74 I'm still laughing my ass off at that IKEA video.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at April 21, 2021 07:13 PM (TdMsT)

75 Really need some off world colony for Morons.

Nexus-6 companions optional.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:13 PM (sNzt5)

76 The Military told me, that as a Navy Dentist, if I ever draw my sidearm, they would shoot me. .....I think they were kidding? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:13 PM (OVEfo)

77 understand capybara carry a lot of viruses and bacteria and vermin and parasites.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 21, 2021 07:11 PM (cSyAR)


I understand this to be true of Canadians too.
Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2021 07:12 PM (vMCab

That might explain the itch.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 21, 2021 07:14 PM (cSyAR)

78 Test

Posted by: Creek at April 21, 2021 07:14 PM (kVYYT)

79 I loved when The Tick, the original, got knocked goofy, hallucinated a capybara speaking to him, and adopted it as a pet dog named Speak, "for that is what you do".
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 07:10 PM (Fq1gB)

I actually liked the Amazon Tick. Tick was great (the actor.) The... Walter(?) -the kid, was annoying. I liked the guy who was the assassin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 07:14 PM (lmikk)

80 49 As you're aware, there are certain highly-placed blog personnel who prefer Ikea's family of power tools. For their sakes, please don't disparage Ikea.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2021 07:02 PM (DMUuz)


If only they knew how the power tools work!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at April 21, 2021 07:15 PM (TdMsT)

81 Horses produce compost. Horse takes a dump on your lawn it will be the greenest spot there is.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2021 07:12 PM


Well, yeah, until it dries out and turns that yellow-brownish-green. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2021 07:15 PM (DMUuz)

82 So it appear lebron is bigger cunt and stupider than even I imagined.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:16 PM (OVEfo)

83 >>> I can't believe ace has abandoned bats which are flying rats in favor of capybaras which are overgrown rats.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 21, 2021 07:11 PM (GBZnB)


I recently discovered there are flying lemurs called colugo. Very nearly a flying monkey. Hillary probably tried to adopt a bunch.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 07:17 PM (Fq1gB)

84 Not a big fan of most cops, but holy shit that Columbus cop was amazing. Had seconds to recognize the threat among many distractors, react, and make a clean kill without collateral damage. Bravo. Need 10000 more like him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2021 07:18 PM (0UNjH)

85 Anna, instead of Mars we need to be looking to Venus. Man already killed off all the earlier civilizations from Uranus and Pluto in descending order and what is left to us is the smaller planets that were never colonized yet.

Puts my tinfoil Stetson back in it's box.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2021 07:19 PM (653BL)

86 Willowed: Demonstrations in Elizabeth City, NC after a 40 year-old black man was shot by police.

http://bitly.ws/cT9s

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2021 07:19 PM (sWM8x)

87 Thanks to a video linked though the "very strange cat" video, I leaned that cats can have Down syndrome.


https://youtu.be/BiK3rAFmyNA

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 21, 2021 07:20 PM (SchxB)

88 Duncanthrax, Shhhh!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2021 07:20 PM (653BL)

89 Capybaras, like seals and walruses, have the benefit of being innately hilarious.

Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2021 07:20 PM (zcf1k)

90 Northernlurker, "True In Alberta" could be a continuing series. I've been there.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Gleichschaltung? You're Soaking In It! at April 21, 2021 07:20 PM (Clxcy)

91 Not a big fan of most cops,

How could we eat if we didn't have crops? Oh, cops. Never mind

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 21, 2021 07:21 PM (cSyAR)

92 >>> I actually liked the Amazon Tick. Tick was great (the actor.) The... Walter(?) -the kid, was annoying. I liked the guy who was the assassin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 07:14 PM (lmikk)


I did too. The assassin's DangerBoat who's AI was a bit too Arthur curious. It was new, fresh, and funny while still capturing some of the goofiness of the original.

I think one of the producer/manger/director types running the show got meetood and that's why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 07:21 PM (Fq1gB)

93 Everybody knows you shoot the hostage.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2021 07:21 PM (0UNjH)

94 Oh, and BTW...

Purple!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at April 21, 2021 07:21 PM (Clxcy)

95 I guess I should bathe and sleep....

and maybe get a dodge ram 1500 2012 model

Posted by: sven at April 21, 2021 07:22 PM (Lzpvj)

96 I went into Ikea once. The overwhelming oversaturation of pastel and plastic filled me with such existential dread that within moments I took refuge in the outdoors, during daytime, in bright sunlight, in Emeryville, California. It was that bad.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2021 07:22 PM (KAi1n)

97 Not a big fan of most cops, but holy shit that Columbus cop was amazing. Had seconds to recognize the threat among many distractors, react, and make a clean kill without collateral damage. Bravo. Need 10000 more like him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2021 07:18 PM (0UNjH)


That was pretty damned amazing with all the shit going on it was like a circus. It's hard enough hitting a stationary target, much less one running around screaming and stabbing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 21, 2021 07:22 PM (4FeUN)

98

No-ass Larson wants attention or something, and is showing off her fab bod for the DM. It's not as stunning and brave as the last one:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
tvshowbiz/article-9496599

That's just T & 0. I actually think she may have a butt job. There is a slight bit of ass there.

And that face is the definition of Bitch Face. Not just resting. Bitch all the time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2021 07:22 PM (Mzdiz)

99 @KingJames 51m

I'm so damn tired of seeing Black people killed by police. I took the tweet down because its being used to create more hate -This isn't about one officer. it's about the entire system and they always use our words to create more racism. I am so desperate for more ACCOUNTABILITY


Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2021 07:23 PM (cF8AT)

100 that's not ace

Posted by: chango lot at April 21, 2021 07:23 PM (g741k)

101 >> So it appear lebron is bigger cunt and stupider than even I imagined.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:16 PM (OVEfo)

Did you see Lenny Dykstra's response? It's pretty fantastic:https://tinyurl.com/yfk8f6sk

Posted by: DJ at April 21, 2021 07:23 PM (O3/K+)

102 Is anyone else really put off by those grub hub commercials of the weird animated semiclaymation people dancing back and forth?

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2021 07:23 PM (vMCab)

103 IDF confirms missile launched against (Dimona?) in Negev was from southern Syria, and IDF aircraft hit the launch site and some air defense sites (presumably associated with the launch site) in Syria.

I'd be pleased with this latest confirmation of Israeli dominance over Iran, and Iran's desperation to retaliate for the latest few Israeli-backed (and brilliant) precision strikes on their nuclear program, but ......

The ongoing collapse of sane American policy kinda takes the fun out of it.

Most catastrophic election result in American history.



Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 07:24 PM (OTzUX)

104 When I was a kid, we went on a field trip to the underground zoo in Pittsburgh. They had capybaras in a habitat. In the same row of habitats, they had dik diks, tiny antelope. All us kids thought it was neat they had the biggest mouse and smallest deer.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 21, 2021 07:24 PM (I58tH)

105 So it appear lebron is bigger cunt and stupider than even I imagined.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:16 PM (OVEfo)

Did you see Lenny Dykstra's response? It's pretty fantastic:https://tinyurl.com/yfk8f6sk
Posted by: DJ at April 21, 2021 07:23 PM (O3/K+)


Yes I saw.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:25 PM (OVEfo)

106 OK, what LeBron do now?

Posted by: dantesed at April 21, 2021 07:25 PM (88xKn)

107 If anything happens to that cop, I hope his family sues the everlivin fuck out of LeBron.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 07:25 PM (kTF2Z)

108 LeBron took it down because a lawyer told him to.

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2021 07:25 PM (vMCab)

109 104 Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2021 07:24 PM (6iURM)

I have a chevy, it is awesome....

James drives a Ram, 19deltas point rifles at him a lot....

he winks at intelligence operatives, and flirts with UN workers.


Think of a cross between Dan Rather's image of himself, and James Bond disguised as a bumbling senior military affairs correspondent.

Posted by: sven at April 21, 2021 07:25 PM (Lzpvj)

110 Ask LeyBrony what happens when no one wants to be a police officer any more.

You think your gated walls will protect you?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2021 07:26 PM (3aLWR)

111 I'm reading a book about Lyme disease - pretty interestingnthe way it takes on the medical establishment and the cdc

anyway, it mentions that Kris Kristofferson was misdiagnosed for several years with fibromyalgia, then Alzheimers, before finally getting tested and treated for Lyme.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 21, 2021 07:26 PM (GBZnB)

112 I think one of the producer/manger/director types running the show got meetood and that's why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 07:21 PM (Fq1gB)

I did not hear about metoo, but it would make more sense than what I did hear- that the ratings were bad. On Amazon? They run a metric crapload of shit!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 07:26 PM (lmikk)

113 IDF confirms missile launched against (Dimona?) in Negev was from southern Syria, and IDF aircraft hit the launch site and some air defense sites (presumably associated with the launch site) in Syria.

I'd be pleased with this latest confirmation of Israeli dominance over Iran, and Iran's desperation to retaliate for the latest few Israeli-backed (and brilliant) precision strikes on their nuclear program, but ......

The ongoing collapse of sane American policy kinda takes the fun out of it.

Most catastrophic election result in American history.



Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 07:24 PM (OTzUX)

Wasn't really launch towards Dimona, but still quit a provocation. Where is Ariel Sharon when we really need him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:26 PM (OVEfo)

114 Did someone say "dick-dicks?"

I thought so.

Posted by: Cory Booker Just Asking Questions at April 21, 2021 07:26 PM (sWM8x)

115 I've actually come around to liking the higher-end Ikea furniture more than most of what they sell at regular furniture stores. Real wood and metal for half the price of mediocre veneer.

I really need to check out the local Amish hardwood furniture place. Or get serious about learning CNC and make my own stuff out of glorious metal forevermore...

Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2021 07:26 PM (zcf1k)

116 A very based cat:

https://bit.ly/3auULUh

I posted earlier, but worth 10 seconds and the punchline is barely 3 seconds in. It's like the cat was reading my mind.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 21, 2021 07:27 PM (4FeUN)

117 Cops nationwide should stay home on the anniversary of Floyds death. Night of no cops.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2021 07:27 PM (0UNjH)

118 Lebron probably is pretty illustrative of the ignorance, stupidity, and racism that deform the minds (such as they were, anyway) of so many black (*and other*) people, who are brainwashed and literally crippled by their own racism. America was the least racist mixed society in history, by far, but Lebron and garbage like him are now dragging it down to the level in most of the rest of the world.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 07:29 PM (OTzUX)

119 A Norfolk VA cop was fired for contributing to Kyle Rittenhouse. A. He should sue and sue big. B. Every cop on the Norfolk PD should send Kyle's fund a few bucks and make it public.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 21, 2021 07:29 PM (I58tH)

120 >>> I went into Ikea once. The overwhelming oversaturation of pastel and plastic filled me with such existential dread that within moments I took refuge in the outdoors, during daytime, in bright sunlight, in Emeryville, California. It was that bad.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2021 07:22 PM (KAi1n)


I have an unread novel I've been meaning to start reading with the title "Horrorstor" with the umlats above the "o". It's about an IKEA (but not called IKEA for legal reasons) that each morning has massive damage, broken glass and stuff when the employees get to work. So, a group plans to stay the night in the IKEA to see what's happening.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 07:29 PM (Fq1gB)

121 IKEA vid is hilarious
I needed that

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 21, 2021 07:30 PM (iTXRQ)

122 Well here we are where people want to make a martyr out of a felony committing drug addict. Floyd was scum.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2021 07:30 PM (653BL)

123 A Norfolk VA cop was fired for contributing to Kyle Rittenhouse. A. He should sue and sue big. B. Every cop on the Norfolk PD should send Kyle's fund a few bucks and make it public.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 21, 2021 07:29 PM (I58tH)

I saw that. How is that even remotely legal?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:30 PM (OVEfo)

124 Lol on the IKEA guy..this is a riff on the reality of times changing..those that have never done customer service, whether they know it or not, are living in an unconscious idea that the people they deal with in stores own or are family with the ownership and therefore care..people that do customer service for corporations have no investment beyond not getting harassed by the management and don't expect to be there long term any more than their management does. This guy is just saying what everyone is thinking as the customers try to use the leverage they would use on invested store owners...

Posted by: azjaeger at April 21, 2021 07:31 PM (3/XaG)

125 LeBron, you wanna see racism? When you play in China, the crowd watching you thinks you're an ape. Yes, that China.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 07:31 PM (kTF2Z)

126 Well here we are where people want to make a martyr out of a felony committing drug addict. Floyd was scum.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2021 07:30 PM (653BL)

Name one of these black martyrs who wasn't

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:31 PM (OVEfo)

127 NGU, you have the track of that missile (and there may have been several)? Not a lot down that way to hit.

And you can have Sharon during Lebanon, but I'll take him at most other times in his career, and in terms of fortitude.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 07:32 PM (OTzUX)

128 Apparently the cop who donated to Kyle used his government email account so...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:32 PM (sNzt5)

129 Maybe I should make this as a t-shirt: Free Mumia, Jail Chauvin!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:33 PM (sNzt5)

130 I did not hear about metoo, but it would make more sense than what I did hear- that the ratings were bad. On Amazon? They run a metric crapload of shit!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I was pissed when that guy got fired coz a buncha good shows were cancelled including Sneaky Pete
new boss wanted her own shows

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 21, 2021 07:33 PM (GBZnB)

131 NGU, you got me on that one.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2021 07:33 PM (653BL)

132 130 LeBron, you wanna see racism? When you play in China, the crowd watching you thinks you're an ape. Yes, that China.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 07:31 PM (kTF2Z)



Ever seen the laundry detergent ad?

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2021 07:34 PM (vMCab)

133 Name one of these black martyrs who wasn't
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:31 PM (OVEfo)

----------

Buckwheat?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 07:34 PM (kTF2Z)

134 NGU, you have the track of that missile (and there may have been several)? Not a lot down that way to hit.

And you can have Sharon during Lebanon, but I'll take him at most other times in his career, and in terms of fortitude.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 07:32 PM (OTzUX)

Well by land size, the Negev is over 55% of the Israeli land mass. So odds are any missile fired at Israel will land there. According to reports it was not directed specifically at Dimona. And I agree with you about Sharon, that was not a shot at Ariel, I was singing his praises.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:34 PM (OVEfo)

135 *looks at side-bar*

A Japanese hotel with cats you can rent. That will not end well.

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:34 PM (sNzt5)

136
WTF is a hoplophobe ?
Posted by: JT


Someone with an irrational fear of Hopalong Cassidy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2021 07:34 PM (63Dwl)

137 Yeah, no employment lawyer but how TF is that Norfolk PD action remotely legal? And I second the idea mentioned - in fact, every PD across the country (rank and file) should publicly say they're donating $1 to Kyle's defense.

But wait. Not sure if just union brass or more, but the idiots in SF, LA, and San Jose already said the outrageous verdict in the ridiculous Floyd case was "just". Probably just standard begging and scraping to avoid being attacked by racist-terrorist outfits like BLM. But still, disgusting.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 07:34 PM (OTzUX)

138 125 I have an unread novel I've been meaning to start reading with the title "Horrorstor" with the umlats above the "o". It's about an IKEA (but not called IKEA for legal reasons) that each morning has massive damage, broken glass and stuff when the employees get to work. So, a group plans to stay the night in the IKEA to see what's happening.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 07:29 PM (Fq1gB)


Spoiler alert: the climax is when one of them looks at their smartphone and notices that they're in the Portland location.

Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2021 07:35 PM (zcf1k)

139
Tim Young
@TimRunsHisMouth
·
42m
Replying to
@KingJames
To clarify: Lebron is ok with black people killing other black people... he's only upset when a white police officer stops the murder from happening

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2021 07:36 PM (0UNjH)

140 141 *looks at side-bar*

A Japanese hotel with cats you can rent. That will not end well.

Nyah
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:34 PM (sNzt5)

So many jokes in that item.

Note: at least it does not say cat 'girl'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 07:36 PM (lmikk)

141 Bark!

(Bring me another drink, cocktail servant)

Posted by: Cacocabana Capybara at April 21, 2021 07:37 PM (n/szn)

142 >>> looks at side-bar*

A Japanese hotel with cats you can rent. That will not end well.

Nyah
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:34 PM (sNzt5)


There's a cafe here in town where you go to drink surrounded by cats. "Pounce Cat Cafe". I start sneezing just thinking about it. I hear it's busy as hell and you have to make reservations. To go there and drink coffee. With cats.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 07:37 PM (Fq1gB)

143 49 As you're aware, there are certain highly-placed blog personnel who prefer Ikea's family of power tools. For their sakes, please don't disparage Ikea.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2021 07:02 PM (DMUuz)

The disparaging will continue until ad placements are made.

That is the means to things today I believe.

Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 07:37 PM (Ojki1)

144 Coffee house with cats?

They serve civet coffee?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:38 PM (sNzt5)

145 There's a cafe here in town where you go to drink surrounded by cats. "Pounce Cat Cafe". I start sneezing just thinking about it. I hear it's busy as hell and you have to make reservations. To go there and drink coffee. With cats.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 07:37 PM (Fq1gB)

Earth is a stupid place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 07:38 PM (lmikk)

146 To clarify: Lebron is ok with black people killing other black people... he's only upset when a white police officer stops the murder from happening
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2021 07:36 PM (0UNjH


*sloooow clap with eye contact*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2021 07:39 PM (nsnF6)

147 152 Coffee house with cats?

They serve civet coffee?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:38 PM (sNzt5)

It's fresh!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 07:39 PM (lmikk)

148
To clarify: Lebron is ok with black people killing other black people... he's only upset when a white police officer stops the murder from happening
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2021 07:36 PM (0UNjH)

------

Well put. That puts a pretty fine point on it. I don't know what that dispute was about, and I haven't watched the video, and I doubt Lady YD would be mixed up in a street altercation of any kind. But if she was, and that happened, I wouldn't be sitting here bitching about the skin color of the guy who stopped her black ass from getting shanked in the neck. Just looking to find out who I'm sending the Omaha Steak box to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2021 07:39 PM (Uh2oA)

149 Earth is a stupid place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 07:38 PM (lmikk


At least we're not Uranus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2021 07:40 PM (nsnF6)

150 >Earth is a stupid place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


the universe has properties that give rise to stupidity

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 21, 2021 07:41 PM (iTXRQ)

151 Not sure if IKEA guy is a real employee, in any case, the background is just that....a background. Co-workers use them all the time on TeamMeetings - beaches, cool interiors, mountain streams. There is that weird pixilation during head movements where the background can't keep up. Still funny.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 21, 2021 07:41 PM (nWxPx)

152 @15
The meatballs are probably the only thing that's good at Ikea.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2021 07:42 PM (Cyov5)

153 Y's Dice, watch the video. Not just for the slam-dunk clarity of the officer's correct action, but the astonishing - not sure what to call it - mindset? - of two people in the video.

They actually *initiate assaults, 1 armed (knife) and 1 deadly (kick to head after putting on ground) AS THE OFFICER APPROACHES*.

It's actually the most striking and mind-blowing aspect of the video.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 07:43 PM (OTzUX)

154 Rioters in Portland Smash 2 Starbucks Stores, Assault Police Officer After Chauvin Verdict

Peace Love & Rock and Roll?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:43 PM (OVEfo)

155 There's a cafe here in town where you go to drink surrounded by cats. "Pounce Cat Cafe". I start sneezing just thinking about it. I hear it's busy as hell and you have to make reservations. To go there and drink coffee. With cats.


All the shedding.

None of the shredding.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 21, 2021 07:43 PM (SchxB)

156 One time found in a shopping buggy an empty sushi container that was on clearance...

Stupid, customers of Wally World.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:43 PM (sNzt5)

157 My job is to keep all those damn crabs in the bucket.

Posted by: James Lebron at April 21, 2021 07:43 PM (2/rH5)

158 @realDailyWire 3m

Prince Harry Snubbed By Royals, Goes Home Without One-On-One Talks: Report

https://tinyurl.com/yg5jqcl9

Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2021 07:44 PM (cF8AT)

159 Has anyone asked the black girl who's live was saved how she feels about a white cop shooting her black assailant?

Guessing the media won't be beating down her door.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2021 07:44 PM (nsnF6)

160 Manhattan's District Attorney Cyrus Vance released a statement on Wednesday that his office will no longer prosecute prostitution cases and has tossed out and dismissed 5,080 loitering for the purpose of prostitution cases.

Oh baby I wonder if prices will go down? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2021 07:44 PM (OVEfo)

161 Daughter unit and her two college roomies assembled an Ikea tv stand.

I am an accomplished father.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 21, 2021 07:44 PM (n/szn)

162 The meatballs are probably the only thing that's good at Ikea.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2021 07:

Now featuring non meat.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 21, 2021 07:45 PM (cSyAR)

163 Manhattan's District Attorney Cyrus Vance released a statement on Wednesday that his office will no longer prosecute prostitution cases and has tossed out and dismissed 5,080 loitering for the purpose of prostitution cases.

Oh baby I wonder if prices will go down? Asking for a friend



I think it's more about the politicians giving professional courtesy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 21, 2021 07:46 PM (SchxB)

164 108 OK, what LeBron do now?
Posted by: dantesed at April 21, 2021 07:25 PM (88xKn)

Put a target on the back of the cop that saved the black girl from being stabbed.

So LeBron is OK as long as it is black non-police killing blacks.

Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 07:46 PM (Ojki1)

165 Earth is a stupid place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 07:38 PM (lmikk)


And the concierge won't answer my calls. Worst. Hotel. Ever. No stars, do not recommend.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 21, 2021 07:46 PM (CcOog)

166 167 @realDailyWire 3m

Prince Harry Snubbed By Royals, Goes Home Without One-On-One Talks: Report

https://tinyurl.com/yg5jqcl9

I feel like this is one of those revelations, like water is wet.

Although the "Gayle King quote" was priceless...

Posted by: Nova local at April 21, 2021 07:46 PM (b1h2x)

167 Banana Dream - very cool! LMK if I can assist in any way. BTW, which o in Horrorstor are you umlauting?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2021 07:47 PM (KAi1n)

168 Cyrus Vance released a statement on Wednesday that his office will no longer prosecute prostitution cases
---
If they make our shit legal we'll need licenses or something--you know, to keep out the riff-raff.

Posted by: Cardi B at April 21, 2021 07:47 PM (sWM8x)

169 Banana Dream's meme is funneh.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2021 07:47 PM (O+I8R)

170 A shooting by police in North Carolina has protests kicking off now. Another saintly yoot who I'm sure was doing not one thing wrong when police killed him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2021 07:48 PM (nsnF6)

171
Well, I can't even find a link to the video that isn't edited by a news org, and I know those are worthless, but I know it can't be bad for the cop.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2021 07:48 PM (Uh2oA)

172 128. The Norfolk cop donated using his government issued email address. Virtually all employment contracts today prohibit employees from using their work computer or addresses for political or personal functions. Additionally he wrote in the comment section of the donation form that every cop is on Kyles side while sending it via the Norfolk PD address. This according to story at Legal Insurrection.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 21, 2021 07:48 PM (J+05A)

173 As far as Lebron, I would not doubt that Warner Bros made him take that tweet down asap and give the "not an apology, but a..." tweet. NBA may not care, but the studio still does...

Space Jam 2 opens in less than 3 months, and studios will keep him in check if only not to risk summer camps and swim teams from picking Peter Rabbit as the "non-controversial" July pick...

Posted by: Nova local at April 21, 2021 07:48 PM (b1h2x)

174 >>159 >Earth is a stupid place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

confirmed.

Beautiful.

Posted by: at April 21, 2021 07:49 PM (xK9An)

175 175 How are the gloryholes at IKEA ??
Posted by: Gringo at April 21, 2021 07:46 PM (6iURM


Dunno. They are in mm, not inches.

Posted by: Shep! at April 21, 2021 07:49 PM (nsnF6)

176 >>> LMK if I can assist in any way. BTW, which o in Horrorstor are you umlauting?
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2021 07:47 PM (KAi1n)


Above the last "o". I could do it on the green blog but I don't know how to here.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 07:49 PM (Fq1gB)

177 Mr. Redacted - I saw something the other day, you mentioned about drunk snowplow drivers. Are you in NE Iowa by chance? College town?

Posted by: Common Tater at April 21, 2021 07:49 PM (sHeAx)

178 Police killed someone in NC.

About to get sporty.

Posted by: Hmmm at April 21, 2021 07:50 PM (/n1y/)

179 169. So a prosecutor has changed a law making prostitution legal.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 21, 2021 07:50 PM (J+05A)

180 Good evening my pretties

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 21, 2021 07:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

181 Re: the Norfolk cop, check other similar violators and see if they went Left or Right. If the Lefties aren't fired, then the Righty has an equal protection claim. At least until the current law books are burned, the Gubmint can't discriminate based on political viewpoint -- gonna let one direction go, gotta let the other one go too.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2021 07:51 PM (KAi1n)

182 Earth is a stupid place.


Unless you're unlucky enough to live there, it's mostly harmless.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 21, 2021 07:51 PM (SchxB)

183 Y's D, can't remember exactly where I saw it, but full version was in several places yesterday. Maybe twatters of Posobiec, Dan Horowitz?

AlaBAMA, I think I saw a very brief clip of the girl being attacked saying cop saved her. Face wasn't on-camera, she was in back seat of police cruiser, I think. Anyway, that was the gist of what she said (which obviously tracks with what happened).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 07:51 PM (OTzUX)

184 >>180 Good evening my pretties

Mutated.

Posted by: at April 21, 2021 07:51 PM (xK9An)

185 The Norfolk cop donated using his government issued email address.
Virtually all employment contracts today prohibit employees from using
their work computer or addresses for political or personal functions

***

Unless it's in support of communism.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 07:51 PM (BGev3)

186 69 My son just sent me a screen shot of a tweet where some woman said she
was trained in the military to shoot people in the leg, not shoot to
kill. I'm starting to think that maybe people on Twitter aren't on the
up and up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)
++++++

Didn't believe it at first but there are people out there that just make things up.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2021 07:52 PM (FFFtY)

187 >>Face wasn't on-camera, she was in back seat of police cruiser, I think.

Bookmarked.

Posted by: at April 21, 2021 07:53 PM (xK9An)

188 I lost my place in the thread where it was posted but Thank You to the Moron who linked Dr. Cole's speech to that whatever group in Idaho regardig Covid. Good stuff.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 21, 2021 07:53 PM (nWxPx)

189 I spent most of my working life in fast food and retail. That Ikea guy is dead on right. I've heard everyone of those idiot complaints a thousand times over. I especially appreciated the demand to check in the back room. Hey, idiot! I don't make money by hiding items in the back room! If you saw it in our store in Dallas five years ago, why didn't you buy it then? Fine, the cover was blue. Look around you. How many books do you see with blue covers? No, I'm not holding this behind the desk until it goes on clearance sale.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at April 21, 2021 07:53 PM (efX5n)

190 165 One time found in a shopping buggy an empty sushi container that was on clearance...

Stupid, customers of Wally World.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:43 PM (sNzt5)

I know that as all the one's I have seen are all masked up.

And not always in a way that even passes theoretical correctly.

Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 07:54 PM (Ojki1)

191 Obviously it's time to racially segregate law enforcement. Only black cops respond to emergency calls from black people, asian cops deal with asian people, etc. If an officer of the "wrong" color sees a crime in progress he/she/it calls for the racially correct response. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at April 21, 2021 07:54 PM (V3EEC)

192 OK, just hit me why its the F'n POST OFFICE who is spying on people on the Internet (thread earlier today).
They are technically NOT a Government entity...

***

My favorite is law enforcement getting a game warden to go onto property with them because a game warden can go anywhere he wants. Clever.

Crappy, underhanded, and a full perversion of the Constitution they swore to uphold and what it means to be an American, but still clever.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 07:55 PM (BGev3)

193 iirc, she tried to stab me, the cop got her

Link to three body cam clips of knifer being shot:
https://is.gd/JY12al

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2021 07:55 PM (FFFtY)

194 Face wasn't on-camera, she was in back seat of police cruiser, I think.

I thought Face was a dude who always wanted to be on camera? Which WAS odd for a covert military unit wanted by the government.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 07:55 PM (lmikk)

195 "Eat the Eloi", sort of along those lines, in Chiraq, mayor says considering policy change to require *supervisor's approval before officers can initiate foot-chase after suspects*.

Wyatt said there were 900 early retirement requests pending in Phila. as of now. Baltimore closing 2 precincts due to personnel shortage (amid worst crime in city's history, I think).

Enjoy!

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 07:57 PM (OTzUX)

196 >>> >>> LMK if I can assist in any way. BTW, which o in Horrorstor are you umlauting?
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2021 07:47 PM (KAi1n)


Oh, and I realize now that what I wrote was confusing. By "unread" I mean it's a 2014 novel by the author Grady Hendrix. I bought it. I just haven't started reading it yet. It's not written by me and unreleased.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 07:58 PM (Fq1gB)

197 Link to three body cam clips of knifer being shot:


***

It breaks my heart to think of the hundreds of children who will never meet their great-grandmother.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 07:58 PM (BGev3)

198 Braenyard, right, that was the quote from the would-be stab-ee.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 07:58 PM (OTzUX)

199 189 Yeah, that stuff in the back room doesn't move very good if it stays in the back room. Here's another. Back when I'd spend money at Walmart, I go with intent of replacing a dying lap top. Like the demo. Ask the kid to get one for me. He says no can do, they don't carry it anymore. I ask, foolishly why it was on display. Blank stare. Ask if I could buy the demo model and he says they can't sell it because they don't carry it anymore. They broke me. I needed a drink.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 21, 2021 07:58 PM (I58tH)

200 A game warden can, in some states at least, look in your freezer without a search warrant iirc. Whether or not they can report on the meth lab on the kichen table is another question, there is some dispute. But they can wander around, look through windows and such.

I knew a county conservation guy, biggest dickweed you could imagine. I'm surprised he hasn't killed someone yet. Maybe he has, I dunno. Total leftist lunatic.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 21, 2021 07:59 PM (sHeAx)

201 195 "Eat the Eloi", sort of along those lines, in Chiraq, mayor says considering policy change to require *supervisor's approval before officers can initiate foot-chase after suspects*.

Wyatt said there were 900 early retirement requests pending in Phila. as of now. Baltimore closing 2 precincts due to personnel shortage (amid worst crime in city's history, I think).

Enjoy!
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 07:57 PM (OTzUX)

Good and hard Charm City.

Good and hard.

Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 07:59 PM (Ojki1)

202 Ikea dude rant made me smile. it is 100% relatable.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 21, 2021 08:00 PM (W+kMI)

203 We were denied Massive Chimp-Out.

(Logs on to Hulu, cancels Big Three coverage).

(Resumes Avalon Hill board game).

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2021 08:00 PM (xK9An)

204 Those body cam vids are good. The first one for the shooting & in slo-mo. The second and third for background events and commentary.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2021 08:00 PM (FFFtY)

205 "My son just sent me a screen shot of a tweet where some woman said she was trained in the military to shoot people in the leg, not shoot to kill."

That's funny. When I was in (1988-2000), the pop-up targets didn't have legs.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2021 08:00 PM (KAi1n)

206 I went into Ikea once. The overwhelming oversaturation of pastel and plastic filled me with such existential dread that within moments I took refuge in the outdoors, during daytime, in bright sunlight, in Emeryville, California. It was that bad.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2021 07:22 PM (KAi1n)

I have an unread novel I've been meaning to start reading with the title "Horrorstor" with the umlats above the "o". It's about an IKEA (but not called IKEA for legal reasons) that each morning has massive damage, broken glass and stuff when the employees get to work. So, a group plans to stay the night in the IKEA to see what's happening.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2021 07:29 PM (Fq1gB)


I'm sort of a fan of the SCP Foundation - a fictional group that finds/contains anomalous objects/creatures. Many are god like, some funny/harmless, some can cause world-ending scenarios. One of the anomalies is an IKEA store.

http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-3008

They found a journal from somebody that was trapped in the store and managed to escape only to be killed by one of the store "employees" , who was in turn killed by foundation staff. That's the basis for the entry.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 21, 2021 08:01 PM (4FeUN)

207
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2021 08:02 PM (DUIap)

208 205 Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2021 08:00 PM (KAi1n)


I got kicked in the K-pot for shooting the eyes out of the pop-ups on three targets.....

Drill Sgt Middleton said, "That's cute haircut you f*ggot we are pros center mass son."

Posted by: sven at April 21, 2021 08:03 PM (Lzpvj)

209 So let's see...

BLM and liberal city councils make it impossible to police the streets.

Police quit or retire in massive waves, out of fear of being prosecuted for doing their job.

Crime skyrockets to Escape From NY levels.

City Councils beg government for money and force the national guard to try and restore order.

National guard has same problem as police, since it's generally conservatives who fill the armed forces.

No one left to police cities. UN Troops called in. All the 80's newsletters proved right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2021 08:04 PM (nsnF6)

210 Capybara are like rodent Khan from a Star Trek multiverse.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 21, 2021 08:04 PM (PLitN)

211 Link to three body cam clips of knifer being shot:

Posted by: Braenyard

Perhaps it's just me but when a cop is hollering at me to get down, and I am armed with a knife, I'll get down.

Funny, not funny - someone yelling after the shooting, "You didn't just shoot my baby."

Um yeah - I did.

I revere all human life. But some folks just go around saying, in essence, "Kill me! Kill me."

Eventually, you will run across someone that will take you up on it.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2021 08:04 PM (Rvt88)

212 Evening.

I hate people. People stink.

This regards nothing in particular, just a daily reminder.

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:05 PM (7fqJk)

213 All the display books on all the display bookshelves in all the IKEA showrooms are backward and monocolored. Printed in Romulan.

"You will live in a room with fake books on a livingroom suite with a bookshelf named 'Globbu.'"

Mutated.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2021 08:05 PM (xK9An)

214 140 141 *looks at side-bar*
A Japanese hotel with cats you can rent. That will not end well.
Nyah
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2021 07:34 PM (sNzt5)
So many jokes in that item.
Note: at least it does not say cat 'girl'.
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Aw, man-n-n-n, what a disappointment. Then again, Anna, didn't City Hunter once have to deal with cat-girl rentals at a hotel, or was that bunny-girl rentals?

Posted by: exdem13 at April 21, 2021 08:05 PM (W+kMI)

215 212 Evening.

I hate people. People stink.

This regards nothing in particular, just a daily reminder.
Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:05 PM (7fqJk)

I am a Racist. Freely admit it.

I am prejudiced against the Human Race.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 08:06 PM (oHd/0)

216 The bats will be back for Halloween. I's spring, and the Capybaras are in bloom....

Posted by: exdem13 at April 21, 2021 08:06 PM (W+kMI)

217 National guard has same problem as police, since it's generally conservatives who fill the armed forces.



No one left to police cities. UN Troops called in. All the 80's newsletters proved right.

***

That's the beauty of it. The feds will take over, working side by side with the brownshirts.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 08:06 PM (BGev3)

218 National guard has same problem as police, since it's generally conservatives who fill the armed forces.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2021 08:04 PM (nsnF6)

After the DoD's recent CRT training are we still believing this?

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:07 PM (7fqJk)

219 I revere all human life. But some folks just go around saying, in essence, "Kill me! Kill me."

Eventually, you will run across someone that will take you up on it.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2021 08:04 PM (Rvt8

You are a better Man than I... I have not revered Human Life for a long time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 08:07 PM (oHd/0)

220 >>I am a Racist. Freely admit it. I am prejudiced against the Human Race. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 08:06 PM (oHd/0)

It's no Rothko.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2021 08:07 PM (xK9An)

221 210 Capybara are like rodent Khan from a Star Trek multiverse.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 21, 2021 08:04 PM (PLitN)

*ponders*

This may be one of the most AOSHQ things I have ever read.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 08:08 PM (lmikk)

222 I am prejudiced against the Human Race.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 08:06 PM (oHd/0)

I would like to think the Horde is better and represents a new stage of human evolution.

Homo Sapian Moronicus

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:09 PM (7fqJk)

223 That's the beauty of it. The feds will take over, working side by side with the brownshirts.
Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 08:06 PM (BGev3)

Then the brown shirts get liquidated (they have set up their own demise) because order must rule now that rule is secured.

Then the real fun begins.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 08:09 PM (lmikk)

224 Hey everybody, again.

I saw some good investment advice earlier today: invest in AXON.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2021 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)

225 I would like to think the Horde is better and represents a new stage of human evolution.

Homo Sapian Moronicus
Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:09 PM (7fqJk)

Thank you, Magneto.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 08:10 PM (lmikk)

226 Then the brown shirts get liquidated (they have set up their own demise) because order must rule now that rule is secured.

Then the real fun begins.
Posted by: Aetius45




you might not be interested in history, but hustory is interested in you

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2021 08:11 PM (4Jold)

227 Oh, and I realize now that what I wrote was confusing. By "unread" I mean it's a 2014 novel by the author Grady Hendrix. I bought it. I just haven't started reading it yet. It's not written by me and unreleased.
Posted by: banana Dream

What I meant was, when you buy the rights to stage the play, LMK.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2021 08:11 PM (KAi1n)

228 That Cosy Club employee video just gets better and better. Well done, IKEA Man.

Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2021 08:11 PM (SwCv8)

229 Most of these problems would be solved if parents taught their children to obey the word *no* by the time they were six.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2021 08:12 PM (FFFtY)

230 going to be fun to see what the hodge twins do with the stabby girl thing

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2021 08:12 PM (4Jold)

231 @KingJames 51m

I'm so damn tired of seeing Black people killed by police.


Sure must be a lot of police in Chicago. You tired of that, LeBron?

Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2021 08:13 PM (SwCv8)

232 Zaxxon > Axon (?)

What's Axon without Dendrite?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2021 08:13 PM (KAi1n)

233 Thank you, Magneto.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 08:10 PM (lmikk)

Hey, he did bang Rogue.

Posted by: Robert wants a saucy Mississippi girl who's not inbred at April 21, 2021 08:13 PM (7fqJk)

234 222 I am prejudiced against the Human Race.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 08:06 PM (oHd/0)

I would like to think the Horde is better and represents a new stage of human evolution.

Homo Sapian Moronicus
Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:09 PM (7fqJk)

May I suggest... Cro Moron Man?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 08:13 PM (oHd/0)

235 SFGoth: Axon is the company that makes all these police bodycams, whose footage you see every night on the news.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2021 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)

236 229 Most of these problems would be solved if parents taught their children to obey the word *no* by the time they were six.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2021 08:12 PM (FFFtY


Sorry, bunch of undisciplined kids having kids of their own won't result in disciplined kids.

I believe the ship has sailed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2021 08:13 PM (pUDQf)

237 116 A very based cat:

https://bit.ly/3auULUh

I posted earlier, but worth 10 seconds and the punchline is barely 3 seconds in. It's like the cat was reading my mind.
---------------

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Posted by: exdem13 at April 21, 2021 08:14 PM (W+kMI)

238 Sapien, not Sapian, unless you misspelled Saipan, which unlike Guam, won't tip over.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2021 08:14 PM (KAi1n)

239 >>>This may be one of the most AOSHQ things I have ever read.<<<
>We must cross the streams to test the system.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 21, 2021 08:14 PM (PLitN)

240 You'll of course notice that no one on the left is talking about the little girl in pink. Guess her life doesn't matter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)

241 I finally set up my wifi thermometer. I can turn the temp up or down from anywhere in the world. So yeah. Take the small wins where you get them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 21, 2021 08:14 PM (JL4h/)

242 239 >>>This may be one of the most AOSHQ things I have ever read.
>We must cross the streams to test the system.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 21, 2021 08:14 PM (PLitN)

total protonic reversal?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 08:15 PM (oHd/0)

243 Just want to note that the cop had good aim..

Yes, the cop was close, but on the move, adrenaline pumping, could have hit the intended victim of the knifing. But did not.

The cop who shot the young knife-wielder did good.

Posted by: JM in Florida at April 21, 2021 08:15 PM (HCeRP)

244 186 69 My son just sent me a screen shot of a tweet where some woman said she
was trained in the military to shoot people in the leg, not shoot to
kill. I'm starting to think that maybe people on Twitter aren't on the
up and up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)
++++++

Didn't believe it at first but there are people out there that just make things up.
---------------
Yeah, all the dudes involved in the Blackhawk Down incident were just shooting at insurgent legs.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 21, 2021 08:15 PM (W+kMI)

245 >>I would like to think the Horde is better and represents a new stage of human evolution.
Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:09 PM (7fqJk)

(Inserts Robert's token into Robert, pulls arm, retrieves weak scotchy-water from waitron's tray, absently adjusts crotch, waits for wheels to clack).

Zod would like to play a game of chance that had better winnings.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2021 08:15 PM (xK9An)

246 Homo Sapian Moronicus
Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:09 PM

May I suggest... Cro Moron Man?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 08:13 PM


Moronderthal

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2021 08:15 PM (DUIap)

247 You'll of course notice that no one on the left is talking about the little girl in pink. Guess her life doesn't matter.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)


All lives matter or no lives matter!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 21, 2021 08:16 PM (hOUT3)

248 Remember when parents were mortified when one of their spawn had a run in with the law?

That used to be the fear. Not only would the cop kick your ass for being a hooligan, your parents would also kick your ass and then make you write the cops an apology letter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2021 08:16 PM (pUDQf)

249 @KingJames 51m



I'm so damn tired of seeing Black people killed by police.

***

I'm so damn tired of seeing tens of millions of black people complain about the 2-3 black people that get themselves killed by police every year in potentially questionable scenarios.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 08:16 PM (BGev3)

250 Axon is the company that makes all these police bodycams, whose footage you see every night on the news.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2021 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)

---------

Once the police have been eliminated by leftists, the camera will disappear.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 08:17 PM (kTF2Z)

251 @KingJames 51m



I'm so damn tired of seeing Black people killed by police.




then do something about it, bitch.

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2021 08:17 PM (4Jold)

252 That's a big fucking Twinkie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2021 08:17 PM (lmikk)

253 Most of these problems would be solved if parents taught their children to obey the word *no* by the time they were six

Spare the tire iron and spoil the child.

Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2021 08:18 PM (jacU8)

254 Posted by: exdem13 at April 21, 2021 08:15 PM (W+kMI)

Well, I KNOW that under stress, I tend to shoot high... sooooooo...

On a stress double tap? My first shot is aimed below their crotch... kinda aiming at a leg...

But due to stress and shooting high, hits the abdomen... with the second shot hitting throat to head due to muzzle rise.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 08:18 PM (oHd/0)

255 246 Homo Sapian Moronicus
Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:09 PM

May I suggest... Cro Moron Man?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 08:13 PM

Moronderthal
-----------
Homo sapiens moronderthalensis

Posted by: exdem13 at April 21, 2021 08:20 PM (W+kMI)

256 May I suggest... Cro Moron Man?

Whew! Thought you were going with Authtrolipithicuth.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at April 21, 2021 08:20 PM (jacU8)

257 Okay just got off work and finally watched that IKEA dude video and...it is the funniest shit I have seen in a long time. Man, the guy is onto the typical customer at IKEA - its almost like he worked there...I know, I know.

Posted by: Boswell at April 21, 2021 08:20 PM (w2LAm)

258 240 You'll of course notice that no one on the left is talking about the little girl in pink. Guess her life doesn't matter.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)

Given the indifference to the weekly Chicago/Baltimore etc numbers, I presume they just expect black people to be murdered by black people. Ain't no power/money in that unless one of the ones involved had a uniform.

Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 08:20 PM (Ojki1)

259 >>>The cop who shot the young knife-wielder did good.
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 21, 2021 08:15 PM (HCeRP)
-------------------

Impressive. He gets out of his cruiser and within seconds assesses the situation, clears the line of fire, shoots the assailant and saves the victim.

Good show, officer.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2021 08:21 PM (FFFtY)

260 It really was shocking to learn that people like LeBryan Jones really, truly, honestly do think 10K+ black men are murdered by cops every year.

Complete disconnect. Conspiracy theory kooks. Idiots. Total, absolute idiots.

It's almost like they're culturally averse to learning or reading information.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 08:21 PM (BGev3)

261 245 >>I would like to think the Horde is better and represents a new stage of human evolution.
Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:09 PM (7fqJk)

(Inserts Robert's token into Robert, pulls arm, retrieves weak scotchy-water from waitron's tray, absently adjusts crotch, waits for wheels to clack).

Zod would like to play a game of chance that had better winnings.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2021 08:15 PM (xK9An)

Well the odds of a post op-tranny self selecting is 40%. Not quite roulette, but probably better than poker.

Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 08:21 PM (Ojki1)

262 259 >>>The cop who shot the young knife-wielder did good.
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 21, 2021 08:15 PM (HCeRP)
-------------------

Impressive. He gets out of his cruiser and within seconds assesses the situation, clears the line of fire, shoots the assailant and saves the victim.

Good show, officer.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2021 08:21 PM (FFFtY)

A generation or two ago, he would be getting medals.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 08:21 PM (oHd/0)

263 You'll of course notice that no one on the left is talking about the little girl in pink. Guess her life doesn't matter.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Nor is anyone going to know who Nyaira Givens was. She was stabbed to death by a 13 year old girl the day before.

Nor any of the currently 171 people shot and killed in Chicago.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2021 08:21 PM (pAjZN)

264 Sure must be a lot of police in Chicago. You tired of that, LeBron?
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2021 08:13 PM (SwCv

So Lebron made a threatening comment on Twitter towards the cop that shot the girl who was about to knife the other girl.

The facts of the case are clear and readily discernible. Cop shot a violent criminal in the commission of a violent crime. It's not pretty, but it is what it is. Lebron threatened the officer for saving a girl's life.

When do we cease viewing these people as being "activists" and correctly call them what they are...sadists and sociopaths. These people are about as committed to the cause of justice as playground bullies are to the cause of physical comedy. People like Lebron need to be called on their shit for what it is and made to fuck off.

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:22 PM (7fqJk)

265 Has anyone come across anything even resembling a direct, scorching, substantive rejection of Biden's idiotic slander of the US yesterday from an elected Republican (or Democrat)?

I've seen the predictably tepid and pathetic rejoinders from mediocre media types, but that's it.

Crickets.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 08:22 PM (OTzUX)

266 260 It really was shocking to learn that people like LeBryan Jones really, truly, honestly do think 10K+ black men are murdered by cops every year.

Complete disconnect. Conspiracy theory kooks. Idiots. Total, absolute idiots.

It's almost like they're culturally averse to learning or reading information.
Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 08:21 PM (BGev3)

the problem is that no one will CONFRONT the idiot, with facts...

And then make fun of his stupidity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2021 08:22 PM (oHd/0)

267 260 It really was shocking to learn that people like LeBryan Jones really, truly, honestly do think 10K+ black men are murdered by cops every year.

Complete disconnect. Conspiracy theory kooks. Idiots. Total, absolute idiots.

It's almost like they're culturally averse to learning or reading information.
Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 08:21 PM (BGev3)

He probably thinks that is where the NBA ratings have gone.

Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 08:23 PM (Ojki1)

268 If that cop had arrived 10 seconds later, the girl in the pink would've been on the ground bleeding out, if not dead. Doesn't look like the other girl was gonna stab her once and call it a day.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 08:24 PM (kTF2Z)

269 Zod would like to play a game of chance that had better winnings.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2021 08:15 PM (xK9An)

Ahhh, a Zod sighting...

The blogs a better place with a Zod in it.

Post again Zod! Do it now...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 21, 2021 08:24 PM (BgMrQ)

270 No knife in the girl in pink!
No peace!
Ma'Khia Bryant won't rest until her dying wish, all the pink privilege drained out into a giant blood red pool, is fulfilled

Posted by: Justice for Ma'Khia Bryant at April 21, 2021 08:25 PM (Z12fZ)

271 And Duke, the other victim may have been dead or brain-damaged if the guy and the knife-wielding offensive tackle, er, "baby girl" had continued to kick her while down. So, two seriously injured, maimed, or dead people averted.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 08:26 PM (OTzUX)

272 Cops shot Tupac and Biggie !!!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2021 08:26 PM (2DOZq)

273 Has anyone come across anything even resembling a direct, scorching, substantive rejection of Biden's idiotic slander of the US yesterday from an elected Republican (or Democrat)?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 08:22 PM (OTzUX)

The Republicans are probably putting the finishing touches on their defense of the political prisoners who are still in jail since January, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2021 08:26 PM (t+qrx)

274 the twins made a vid funning the trevor noah vid discussing how black parents had to have the talk with their kids when they started driving to be certain that they behaved so they did not get whackd.

they were noting that if they had that talk then they would not be behaving as they are.

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2021 08:26 PM (4Jold)

275 248 Remember when parents were mortified when one of their spawn had a run in with the law?

That used to be the fear. Not only would the cop kick your ass for being a hooligan, your parents would also kick your ass and then make you write the cops an apology letter.
-----------------
It happened to a friend of mine back in his Cleveland school days. He and a no-good chum put a pipe bomb in some guy's mailbox. Yuck-yuck-yuck. Police got him and his hoodlum friend and put them in the cell. Police called home and asked for someone to come fetch him. His grandma who took the call said "No, leave him there overnight. It'll be good for him." Changed his attitude straight up, it did.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 21, 2021 08:26 PM (W+kMI)

276 >>Well the odds of a post op-tranny self selecting is 40%. Not quite roulette, but probably better than poker. Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 08:21 PM (Ojki1)

If the other players can't tell who the shaved-perineum she-man large-handed thrift-store-sale-bin pre-op grinning smells like Hai Karate but much more gay pigeon is, then the pigeon is...

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2021 08:28 PM (xK9An)

277 This is cute!


@Not_the_Bee

Check out this 1-year-old pointing out states on a map like a boss

https://tinyurl.com/yfsbox6o

Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2021 08:28 PM (cF8AT)

278 241 I finally set up my wifi thermometer. I can turn the temp up or down from anywhere in the world. So yeah. Take the small wins where you get them.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 21, 2021 08:14 PM (JL4h/)


Would you turn our temp up, please? It's a little chilly here in southern Colorado.

Posted by: Emmie, chopped gizzard at April 21, 2021 08:29 PM (ofYez)

279 Was the girl who was going to be stabbed a black girl?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2021 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

280 Why couldn't that IKEA guy have been the judge in the Chauvin case? You'd have gotten some sweet fucking justice right then and there, snowflakes.

Posted by: Boswell at April 21, 2021 08:30 PM (w2LAm)

281 Great. Now Ikea management is going to have a riot.

Posted by: klaftern at April 21, 2021 08:30 PM (RuIsu)

282 hogmartin, I believe that two *Dem* senators have actually been the only ones to raise the issue of how the Four Hour Insurrectionists* have been detained (some apparently in solitary confinement - WTF?). On this topic, "Judge" Sullivan, the idiotic lawless cretin infamous for the Flynn case, has referred to one defendant's continued support for Trump, and I think Trump's words themselves, as reason to keep him in custody.

I'm sure with just a little more money and a few more seats, the GOP would be taking bold action - even speaking up - against the free-fall of the US into Third World idiocy.

* ace gets the TM here

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 08:30 PM (OTzUX)

283 vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillionWhich book about Lyme?

Posted by: tecumsehtea at April 21, 2021 08:30 PM (skoMC)

284 279 Was the girl who was going to be stabbed a black girl?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2021 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

Yes.

Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2021 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

285 Suggested Moron Anthem.


https://youtu.be/p8aulstjbV8

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2021 08:30 PM (vMCab)

286 Ya know it hits me that that cop that shot the disgusting fat girl never made a sex tape because if he did *both* girls would be dead.

How do i know?

Cuz he would have put two in the pink and one in the stink.

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:31 PM (7fqJk)

287 260 It really was shocking to learn that people like LeBryan Jones really, truly, honestly do think 10K+ black men are murdered by cops every year.

It's almost like they're culturally averse to learning or reading information.
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I would wager that if we took the 50 top cities with highest homicide rates and added up all the black men slain by other black & hispanic men we could end up with 10,000.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 21, 2021 08:31 PM (W+kMI)

288 Meme found at FB:

"If you're fond of water, then you already like 72% of me."

Unless you're from the South, in which case you're 72% Sweet Tea. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2021 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)

289 That used to be the fear. Not only would the cop kick your ass for being a hooligan, your parents would also kick your ass and then make you write the cops an apology letter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


It's far past time having laws that hold parents accountable for the evil behavior of their spawn. I know there have been attempts at such laws here and there that inevitably get knocked down, but we need something to stop this bullshit across the country.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2021 08:32 PM (pAjZN)

290 279 Was the girl who was going to be stabbed a black girl?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2021 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

Well no one says a knife is a dangerous weapon or seem to care about her in the least.

So, guess.

Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 08:32 PM (Ojki1)

291 Yes.
Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2021 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

Thanks. It's so crazy these days I wouldn't be surprised if she came out against the cop and said it was necessary to shoot her attacker.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2021 08:32 PM (2DOZq)

292
It really was shocking to learn that people like LeBryan Jones really, truly, honestly do think 10K+ black men are murdered by cops every year.

It's almost like they're culturally averse to learning or reading information.
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It's "his truth"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2021 08:32 PM (63Dwl)

293 ....Said it WASN'T necessary

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2021 08:34 PM (2DOZq)

294 ----------
I would wager that if we took the 50 top cities with highest homicide rates and added up all the black men slain by other black & hispanic men we could end up with 10,000.
Posted by: exdem13 at April 21, 2021 08:31 PM (W+kMI)

Not that even spelled out would those who don't care now would care when it was in their face.

Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2021 08:34 PM (Ojki1)

295 Sebastian, your instincts are not wrong (about the victim coming out against her rescuer), but in fact as noted up thread she didn't do that, she said the cop "got her" (the assailant) before she could stab her. So far, the only normal and not mind-blowing aspect of the story.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 08:34 PM (OTzUX)

296 Whew! Thought you were going with Authtrolipithicuth.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at April 21, 2021 08:20 PM (jacU

I have to be up at five in the ay em but I doubt I'll be sleeping because I'm going to be laughing at this all night.

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2021 08:34 PM (7fqJk)

297 hogmartin, I believe that two *Dem* senators have actually been the only ones to raise the issue of how the Four Hour Insurrectionists* have been detained (some apparently in solitary confinement - WTF?).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 08:30 PM (OTzUX)

Unreal.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2021 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

298 265 Has anyone come across anything even resembling a direct, scorching, substantive rejection of Biden's idiotic slander of the US yesterday from an elected Republican (or Democrat)?

I've seen the predictably tepid and pathetic rejoinders from mediocre media types, but that's it.

Crickets.
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No one, and mean, no one, gives a damn what the Marionation man in the Oval Office (sometimes) is doing or saying. When he gets too silly they'll retire him in favor of the golden ho. I still have $5 he won't make it to the end of the year.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 21, 2021 08:35 PM (W+kMI)

299
Thanks. It's so crazy these days I wouldn't be surprised if she
came out against the cop and said it was necessary to shoot her
attacker.

***

Bitch better.
- BLM

Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 08:36 PM (BGev3)

300 Didn't appear to be a folding knife and the blade was at least four to six inches.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2021 08:37 PM (FFFtY)

301 so far all predictions about biden have been wrong.

Posted by: chango lot at April 21, 2021 08:37 PM (g741k)

302 It's so weird how pretty much all predictions about Biden have been right.

Two hour work-week is the biggest miss, though. I think he's up to four or five hours a week at least.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 08:39 PM (BGev3)

303 exdem, wrong, even as an illegitimate and barely sentient installed vegetable, he currently has the title, and has used the office to slander the country in astonishing fashion (I'm stunned at the general lack of response to this).

Call me jaded, but somehow I don't think an entire GOP political class that can't f***ing find the time or opportunity to respond with 1,000 megatons when the f***ing "president" pushes the outlandish and destructive lie that the US is "systemically racist" would actually be worth spit if they had power.

And this includes every single one of them, including the tiny handful that exhibit even minimal potential.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 08:39 PM (OTzUX)

304 so far all predictions about biden have been wrong.
Posted by: chango lot at April 21, 2021 08:37 PM (g741k)

Well, all wrong except the predictions that he'd be a drooling dish of mental oatmeal that would be completely used by Maoist red book cultural revolutionaries kicking GOPe so-called conservatives down the road while they're forced to wear dunce caps...you know, other than that.

Posted by: Boswell at April 21, 2021 08:42 PM (w2LAm)

305 I finally scored some Old Bay seasoning last week, it was unobtanium for a long time. It's good, but ... meh. We don't get good seafood around here. Supposed to be good with chicken, and beans and rice. Corn on the cob. It's OK on popcorn.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 21, 2021 08:42 PM (sHeAx)

306 Too funny!


https://tinyurl.com/yhmfxfzl

Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2021 08:42 PM (cF8AT)

307 303 exdem, wrong, even as an illegitimate and barely sentient installed vegetable, he currently has the title, and has used the office to slander the country in astonishing fashion (I'm stunned at the general lack of response to this).

Call me jaded, but somehow I don't think an entire GOP political class that can't f***ing find the time or opportunity to respond with 1,000 megatons when the f***ing "president" pushes the outlandish and destructive lie that the US is "systemically racist" would actually be worth spit if they had power.

And this includes every single one of them, including the tiny handful that exhibit even minimal potential.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 08:39 PM (OTzUX)

But if they respond the story is about them. It is better to just let things stand out there so people will turn against Biden!

VOTE HARDER!

Posted by: GoPe apologist at April 21, 2021 08:43 PM (Ojki1)

308 so far all predictions about biden have been wrong.


True, he's held on longer and been worse than anyone imagined possible.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 21, 2021 08:43 PM (SchxB)

309 "... more red flags than a Chinese parade."

LOL. Gotta remember that one.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at April 21, 2021 08:44 PM (doAIC)

310 Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 08:39 PM (OTzUX)

Graft has a very unifying capability!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 21, 2021 08:44 PM (hOUT3)

311 No, a knife is not a dangerous weapon...but a helmet in the Capitol -- now THAT'S a weapon.

Posted by: JM in Florida at April 21, 2021 08:44 PM (HCeRP)

312 I think this is a real turning point for cops, especially in big cities. They look at the Chauvin tape and think yeah, maybe a bit much. They look at that woman in Brooklyn Park and think wow that was dumb. They look at this guy and think ok, this guy got it exactly right. If this guy gets fired and indicted, a lot of them will leave out of self preservation.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2021 08:45 PM (kTF2Z)

313 Back to eternal war three months in, spending over half the debt in one year three months in, doubling-down on COVID silliness and databases three months in, gun bans three months in, putting a lid on his week by Tuesday...

What did we miss?

Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 08:45 PM (BGev3)

314 Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2021 08:34 PM (OTzUX)

Thanks. Good to know . Hopefully she sticks to the story.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2021 08:46 PM (2DOZq)

315 Oh, and illegals suddenly once again streaming across the border with sex slaves and drugs. Sorry, forgot that one.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 08:46 PM (BGev3)

316 so far all predictions about biden have been wrong.

***

Yup. Nobody predicted he would fall up the stairs. Three times.

Posted by: JM in Florida at April 21, 2021 08:46 PM (HCeRP)

317 If this guy gets fired and indicted, a lot of them will leave out of self preservation.

***

Yep. As someone mentioned above, it wasn't that long ago this guy would be getting medals and a parade.

But we've progressed.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 08:47 PM (BGev3)

318 so far all predictions about biden have been wrong.
Posted by: chango lot at April 21, 2021 08:37 PM (g741k)

What predictions? That he will die in office? It's only been 4 months. That's the only prediction that hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2021 08:49 PM (2DOZq)

319 So what predictions did we miss?

In fairness, I never expected to see the cameras show him saying "I don't even know what I'm signing!" and a voice off camera gruffly bark back "Just fucking sign it, old man."

Posted by: moron robbie at April 21, 2021 08:50 PM (BGev3)

320 Nood Spotted Dick

Posted by: We're Here to Help at April 21, 2021 08:52 PM (YwPJG)

321 Well, at this point a couple decades of domination by our Lizzard Overlords doesn't sound that bad at all.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at April 21, 2021 08:52 PM (doAIC)

322 If cops had night sicks and one of them had calmly walked over to the guy in white and asked him to shut up while simultaneously bringing the stick up between his legs the crowd would have been a lot calmer.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2021 08:54 PM (FFFtY)

323
The MG 34 woodpecker.
https://tinyurl.com/8wy5ztr3

Posted by: YIKES! at April 21, 2021 09:01 PM (t6XCL)

324 179-next is a law making prostitution....taxable.

Posted by: how many bullets does Biden's security detail need at April 21, 2021 09:14 PM (USW1s)

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