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Quarantine Cafe: Cats Don't Like SJWs Either Edition

Two cats have a chat. They sound like a feline Statler and Waldorf.

A dog that's been stray all its life has never been indoors, and is scared of doors and stairs. His foster family teaches him the ins and outs of indoors.

The emaciated, dying dog that wasn't supposed to survive.

Sharing the end of Empire Strikes Back with a kid:

Filming your kids hearing "No, I am your father" is a cottage industry on YouTube.

Compilation of adorable dogs:

This is the single greatest cat in the history of the world:


Via Citizen Free Press, thanks to StuckInSoCa.

Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM




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1 HA!

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:40 PM (DJFLF)

2 YES!!

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:40 PM (DJFLF)

3 kallisto this can't be your first first?

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:42 PM (Cxk7w)

4 kallisto this can't be your first first?

It's not, and usually I forego the FIRST!! stuff, I just comment.

But tonite, tonite is special...

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:43 PM (DJFLF)

5 Some people think cats are assholes.

Let me tell you, there are a lot more people that are assholes than cats.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at April 22, 2021 06:44 PM (tjZg/)

6 Someday, I might not tap on the URL field to type green. Today is not that day.

Posted by: Catherine at April 22, 2021 06:44 PM (7RYnA)

7 kallisto, Congratulations and a raised glass of red in your honor.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:45 PM (kgRIj)

8 There's a "translated" version of the Two Talking Cats that's pretty funny.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 22, 2021 06:45 PM (OU+8W)

9 @4 kallisto-sometimes its the little things : )

Posted by: JROD at April 22, 2021 06:45 PM (0jZnq)

10 When we had our 2 cats I said they played good cat, bad cat. My wife says there are no good or bad cats, only cats.

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:46 PM (Cxk7w)

11 I can't stop watching Erin getting slapped by that awsome cat.

Posted by: TC at April 22, 2021 06:46 PM (Unmm2)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 06:47 PM (arJlL)

13 kallisto been over to Aston all week

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:47 PM (Cxk7w)

14 That kittuh in the last video. A deep thinker, that one. I really got what the kittuh was saying. I completely agree.

Posted by: Puddleglum, green at April 22, 2021 06:47 PM (gF5+/)

15 But Carolla isn't really part of the right, so he doesn't understand this: The liberal Republicans/NeverTrumpers hate Candace Owens more than the left does. And for many of the same reasons. (They *are* corporate progressives, after all, and they LOVE leftwing cancel culture.)
---
Candice takes attention they want focused on them as well as showing them as frauds.

Magicians dislike those who show their tricks from study, but loath other magicians that pull the curtain back.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 06:48 PM (Ojki1)

16 Congrats Kallisto !

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 06:48 PM (arJlL)

17 NEW YORK POST COLUMN: Will the Times apologize for lying about Officer Sicknicks death?

Spoiler: No. Also, who killed Ashli Babbitt?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:48 PM (yrol0)

18 Dogs are awesome

People who treat dogs like surrogate babies and haul them around in carriages while dressing them up in baby clothes.... not so much

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 22, 2021 06:48 PM (aeLN+)

19 Skip, carrying over, the guajillo has a very subtle sweet under the hot. Works well in a lot of recipes.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:49 PM (kgRIj)

20 Ferocious
Snoopy
Lady
He Spot
Tippy
Dallas
Dottie
Sophie

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:49 PM (yrol0)

21 American Thinker got rid of comments too? Even older ones are inaccessible. The old Hot Shit move.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 06:50 PM (uEbPt)

22 17 NEW YORK POST COLUMN: Will the Times apologize for lying about Officer Sicknicks death?

Spoiler: No. Also, who killed Ashli Babbitt?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:48 PM (yrol0)

Also will not answer: Who lied to you when you "verified" the Russian Bounty story?

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 06:50 PM (Ojki1)

23 I always get Anaheim so they sound good

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w)

24 the cat punching the wokester is hilarious

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:50 PM (DJFLF)

25 Ferocious
Small beagle pug mix

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:51 PM (yrol0)

26 7 kallisto, Congratulations and a raised glass of red in your honor.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:45 PM (kgRIj)


Cent' anni!

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:51 PM (DJFLF)

27 Snoopy
Small beagle black dox hound

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:52 PM (yrol0)

28 13 kallisto been over to Aston all week
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:47 PM (Cxk7w)


Hi neighbor!

Working a commercial site?

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:52 PM (DJFLF)

29 24 the cat punching the wokester is hilarious
Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:50 PM (DJFLF)

Cats turning on woke owners would be a more interesting film than Maximum Overdrive.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 06:52 PM (Ojki1)

30 Lady
Collie dog that could outrun my gocart

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:52 PM (yrol0)

31 American Thinker comments have been gone a couple months. Many others also. My thought is Leftist trolls were putting up false flags

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:53 PM (Cxk7w)

32 I feel sorry for the dogs who were split up.

And I watched the punching cat vid about 20 times.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:53 PM (2DOZq)

33 No. Also, who killed Ashli Babbitt?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:48 PM (yrol0)

Why did I suddenly get a flashback to Roger Rabbit?

Yes, only Eddie Valiant will be able to solve THAT crime.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 06:53 PM (oHd/0)

34 SWEEP AWAY ALL MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!

Posted by: Communist Party of China, June 1966 at April 22, 2021 06:53 PM (49Dnm)

35 He Spot
Ladys son could open the Fort Knox Safe of gates

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:53 PM (yrol0)

36 Kallisto it's going to be a CSL, they buy plasma from people. Dutton Mill center

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:54 PM (Cxk7w)

37 17 NEW YORK POST COLUMN: Will the Times apologize for lying about Officer Sicknicks death?

Spoiler: No. Also, who killed Ashli Babbitt?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:48 PM (yrol0)


Glenn Greenwald went on a tweetstorm about the Sicknick Coordinated Lie. He saved and reposted all the libtard tweets from February whereby the useful idiots called him a Rightwing Insurrection Truther.

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:54 PM (DJFLF)

38 Too bad it wasn't a 600 lb. African lion smacking hipster girl.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 22, 2021 06:54 PM (so0nV)

39 33 No. Also, who killed Ashli Babbitt?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:48 PM (yrol0)

Why did I suddenly get a flashback to Roger Rabbit?

Yes, only Eddie Valiant will be able to solve THAT crime.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 06:53 PM (oHd/0)

ha funny movie and for a while was part of Disney Studios. Bob what his name.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:55 PM (yrol0)

40 36 Kallisto it's going to be a CSL, they buy plasma from people. Dutton Mill center
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:54 PM (Cxk7w)


I don't know what CSL is, but I know where the Dutton Mill center is located.

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:55 PM (DJFLF)

41 Tippy
Beagle and husky (not sears jeans) type mother.
PITA
loved him

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:56 PM (yrol0)

42 hubby found a free movie on roku that's surprisingly interesting - Manny (Manny Paquiao biopic)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 06:57 PM (GBZnB)

43 Dallas
fukn nutz pooh cock
Ate the fucking dog house

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:57 PM (yrol0)

44 Erev Tov

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2021 06:57 PM (OVEfo)

45 has joncelli been around? I don't see him lately

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:58 PM (DJFLF)

46 Dottie
Dobbie and good fence jumper
She hated my uncle. good dog.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 06:59 PM (yrol0)

47 rhennigantx, forever in your heart. They all loved you as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:59 PM (kgRIj)

48 Sorry
Sophie was dobbie mix.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:00 PM (yrol0)

49 All of this talk about pronouns is some of the stupidest shit I've heard in my many days of crazy life. How about "fuckface"? Asswipe? Jerkoff?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2021 07:00 PM (PLitN)

50 I love dogs and all the other furry creatures.

I got a new feral cat that showed up recently. Looks like a small white tiger. Been talking to him and feeding him but he is still skittish.

My bob tailed cat plays with him so he may come around sooner or later.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2021 07:01 PM (R/m4+)

51 Congrats Kallisto!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 07:01 PM (GBZnB)

52 Dottie
Rhodesian Ridgeback mix
Died of lung cancer
She would dig under the fence and eat the next door neighbors dogs food. ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:02 PM (yrol0)

53 Hairyback Guy, he'll be sleeping on your chest in no time.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:02 PM (kgRIj)

54 CSL is the company name, I worked on one closer to south Philly, up Rt 3 a bit couple years ago.

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)

55 YAY! Since Ghost, the cat I got as a feral kitten, decided to revert to feral, I called my vet yesterday about getting a kitten.

Please note that I still like Ghost, though he doesn't seem to reciprocate, though he comes in for food and water twice a day. But I want feline affection, not just, "Hey, human, I want fed!"

Anyway, I got a call back, and they have two light gray tabbies being hand-raised They will be a week old tomorrow. I'll be going in early next week to meet them, and decide if I want one in 6-8 weeks. This is an extremely likely outcome.

Posted by: empire 1 at April 22, 2021 07:02 PM (JJatH)

56 47 rhennigantx, forever in your heart. They all loved you as well.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:59 PM (kgRIj)

ffs I did not want to cry

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:03 PM (yrol0)

57 has joncelli been around? I don't see him lately
Posted by: kallisto at April

Same goes for Mikey the outrage outlet guy.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 22, 2021 07:03 PM (so0nV)

58 32 I feel sorry for the dogs who were split up.

And I watched the punching cat vid about 20 times.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:53 PM (2DOZq)

The family had two toy poodles when I was growing up. Great dogs, and they being poodles, they were smart dogs. When we lived in Germany, we had the dogs with us, and whenever we took them to be groomed, they were lovingly taken care of by a German couple. My thought is that during that whole time, the dogs were never separated. When we took them th be groomed, they were calm, cool and collected. When we brought them back, the same.
I say this because back in the States when we took the poodles to be groomed, they lost their ever loving minds and we had to have them restrained...and they knew when they were going to the vet or to grooming. They were most likely separated during that time, and as such, dogs being pack animals, they did not deal with that very well...especially two poodles who were brother and sister by different litters and spent practically all their time together.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 07:04 PM (49Dnm)

59 doggeh will rub his face on my leg after his dinner
not sure if he's sayingbthank you or wiping off crumbs

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 07:04 PM (GBZnB)

60 empire1, take them both. You will not be sorry.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:05 PM (kgRIj)

61 51 Congrats Kallisto!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 07:01 PM (GBZnB)


Hi vmom. I posted a nice Melania compilation on the other thread, think I'll go get it to repost.

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 07:07 PM (DJFLF)

62 Kitty has no patience with stupid loony pronoun crap

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2021 07:07 PM (KZzsI)

63 Beagle and husky (not sears jeans) type mother.
Posted by: rhennigantx


I know this is the HQ, and there will be no math, and geometry is math.

But how the heck...

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2021 07:07 PM (P1f+c)

64 vmom, Brody does that but he's just looking for a napkin.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:07 PM (kgRIj)

65 54 CSL is the company name, I worked on one closer to south Philly, up Rt 3 a bit couple years ago.
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)


Oh OK.

Are they making you wear mask?

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 07:08 PM (DJFLF)

66 Cat has heard her trap open before so knew what was coming.

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 07:09 PM (Cxk7w)

67 41 Tippy
Beagle and husky (not sears jeans) type mother.
PITA
loved him
Posted by: rhennigantx

Do people still name their dogs Tippy? Seems like that was a common name in the 60s and into the 70s. Had a colored tip on his tail?

Posted by: April at April 22, 2021 07:09 PM (OX9vb)

68 I forgot Speigal.

He was a barn dog. Never touched by humans till me. He was brought home in friends car he crawled under seat crying. so my sister came out to driveway wanting the new puppy. He was crying, she was crying holy fuck we had to unbolt the seat to get the puppy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:09 PM (yrol0)

69 57 has joncelli been around? I don't see him lately
Posted by: kallisto at April

Same goes for Mikey the outrage outlet guy.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 22, 2021 07:03 PM (so0nV)


I hope both are doing well and just taking a break

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 07:09 PM (DJFLF)

70 Had a feral female cat take up residence in the back yard. Turns into a mama feral cat. We wound up taking in the five babies, getting them their shots and getting them fixed. Three girls and two boys. Then got momma fixed. She's about 25% feral now. She loves outdoors but she will stay inside on cold/wet nights.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 07:09 PM (OCTRt)

71 No masks, as said work is more often than not done with them,

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 07:10 PM (Cxk7w)

72 Kid's reaction to Vader/Luke is cute

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2021 07:10 PM (KZzsI)

73 doggeh will rub his face on my leg after his dinner
not sure if he's sayingbthank you or wiping off crumbs
Posted by: vmom


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 07:10 PM (OCTRt)

74 got a new feral cat that showed up recently. Looks like a small white tiger. Been talking to him and feeding him but he is still skittish.

My bob tailed cat plays with him so he may come around sooner or later.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

We've been feeding a number of feral cats this year with the hopes of domesticating at least a couple. We did this with a few cats over the years. Unfortunately, our only remaining cat will have nothing to do with our plans. She has snuck out a couple of times and ambushed two different cats. Too bad. The cats she attack were a Russian Blue and a Siamese.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 22, 2021 07:11 PM (so0nV)

75 Wonder if any dropped off during the interim and haven't been back.

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 07:11 PM (Cxk7w)

76 Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:11 PM (Tnijr)

77 Ben Had, I'd been thinking about that, and if the vet seems willing, that's definitely a probability. One dog, two indoor cats, and one outdoor cat? Yeah, I can handle that combination easily enough.

Posted by: empire 1 at April 22, 2021 07:12 PM (JJatH)

78 rickb233, I still have fond memories of your bobcat picture. That was a most gorgeous cat.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:12 PM (kgRIj)

79 Do people still name their dogs Tippy? Seems like that was a common name in the 60s and into the 70s. Had a colored tip on his tail?
Posted by: April at April 22, 2021 07:09 PM (OX9vb)

Dark tail with white spot. His name was Mr Tip.
no shit story. On my Uncle pond and we shoot down about 4 or 5 ducks. My cousin points Tip and ducks and say FETCH. He jumps off levee and gets the ducks. He was the greatest squirrel that ever lived.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:12 PM (yrol0)

80 Better turn this off, up early again tomorrow.
Have a good evening all.

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 07:13 PM (Cxk7w)

81 I'm running a ZOOM meeting right now and it's so funny, one of the participants must have turned off his room lights and he looks like a ghoul, just a grey-white face looming over a totally black background

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 07:13 PM (DJFLF)

82 Do people still name their dogs Tippy? Seems like that was a common name in the 60s and into the 70s. Posted by: April

That's the name of the rabbit in the 2011 manga & 2014 anime "Is the Order a Rabbit?"

So Japanese authors still name rabbits that. No idea about Americans, or dogs.

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2021 07:13 PM (P1f+c)

83 While stationed in Italy, we would up adopting two feral kitties that grew up in the alley behind the house.

Getting them caught, and flown back to the US when we transferred was somewhat epic.

Specially as we had to spend ten days in the hotel between leaving our house, and actually flying back.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2021 07:14 PM (3D/fK)

84 We still have two outdoor cats from litters from the Maine Coon that showed up one day. She got fixed after the second one too.

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:14 PM (Tnijr)

85 81 I'm running a ZOOM meeting right now and it's so funny, one of the participants must have turned off his room lights and he looks like a ghoul, just a grey-white face looming over a totally black background
Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 07:13
PM (DJFLF)

am sure there is a zoom dump episode out there

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:14 PM (yrol0)

86 Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.
Posted by: f'd at April

I always enjoy your "Star Trek" comments.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 22, 2021 07:15 PM (so0nV)

87 Pretty sure we had a Tippy, also, when I was very young. We also had a Freckles. Must have been a beagle/aussie kind of mix. Despite her name of Freckles, she was called Puppy until she died of old age.

Posted by: April at April 22, 2021 07:15 PM (OX9vb)

88 Look, I understand, sometimes you got to cut your son's hand off.

It's tough love.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2021 07:15 PM (FYe3W)

89 That dog video taught me something: Not ONE pathetic mouth-breather on the entire internet knows how to shoot video with a phone.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 22, 2021 07:16 PM (zcQWl)

90 *looks around*


Good to be home.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2021 07:16 PM (cwMIU)

91 "Posted by: Beartooth"

Soothsayer got me started. He knows all the episodes.

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:16 PM (Tnijr)

92 Hairyback Guy, he'll be sleeping on your chest in no time.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:02 PM (kgRIj)

Cool! That is so nice Ben Had, thank you very much!

Getting a little dusty in here......I am such a softy when it comes to animals.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2021 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

93 Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.
Posted by: f'd at April

---
I like the one with the space hippies better.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2021 07:17 PM (FYe3W)

94 f'd, I'm wondering if we should have another bet this year?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:18 PM (kgRIj)

95 86 Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.
Posted by: f'd at April

I always enjoy your "Star Trek" comments.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 22, 2021 07:15 PM (so0nV)

Doc Bev and Troi doing exercises most googled episode.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:18 PM (yrol0)

96 Do people still name their dogs Tippy?
Posted by: April


I saw a comedian ask that about Fido. Everyone knows it's a dog's name, but nobody knows a dog named that.

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2021 07:18 PM (P1f+c)

97 Re-post of Melania compilation. Composed by a fan of FLOTUS 45

https://tinyurl.com/h2daytp8

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 07:18 PM (DJFLF)

98 Do people still name their dogs Tippy?
Posted by: April
---
I couldn't name my dog Tippy, can oo?

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2021 07:19 PM (FYe3W)

99 Despite her name of Freckles, she was called Puppy until she died of old age.
Posted by: April at April 22, 2021 07:15 PM (OX9vb)

Good dogs die young! Freckles. ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:19 PM (yrol0)

100 Doc Bev and Troi doing exercises most googled episode.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:18 PM

I don't know if they have camels in space. Now, ask me about the toes...

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 22, 2021 07:19 PM (zcQWl)

101 "I'm wondering if we should have another bet this year?
Posted by: Ben Had "

Oh geez on what? I'm not feeling very lucky this year.

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)

102 SMH!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:20 PM (kgRIj)

103 I'm watching an episode of "The UnXplained" on the Moon (about the moon, not I'm watching it on the lunar surface) and in true History Channel fashion it's a mixture of legit science and ALIENZ! and Hollow Moon and WHY IS THIS CLASSIFIED?!?

But it's got The Shat, and I'm enjoying the hell out of it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 07:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

104 Bev and Troi doing a docking maneuver?

Wow, I missed some Next Generation stuff.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2021 07:21 PM (FYe3W)

105 I don't know if they have camels in space. Now, ask me about the toes...
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 22, 2021 07:19 PM (zcQWl)

Camel Toes in space space space

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:21 PM (yrol0)

106 rickb233, I still have fond memories of your bobcat picture. That was a most gorgeous cat.
Posted by: Ben Had


Moses is still kicking. He's 15 now. Wow. Time flies.
Moses at In-Sync Exotics:

https://bit.ly/3gwQELd

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 07:21 PM (OCTRt)

107 f'd, me either but maybe something will come up.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:21 PM (kgRIj)

108 > Doc Bev and Troi doing exercises most googled episode.

In HD!
https://youtu.be/BXdu6C3Qoro

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 07:22 PM (YYlyE)

109
Got my second shot yesterday. I don't think it affected me, but I've been exhausted, chilled (but no fever) and aching all day. Had a miserable night last night and I've spent most of the afternoon sleeping.

I think it's everything we did yesterday and this morning getting Her Majesty on the road, but it's disagreeable all the same. I have the lawn to mow and I just couldn't face up to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2021 07:22 PM (mht8P)

110 That cat. The funniest thing I've seen all week.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 22, 2021 07:22 PM (OssQ4)

111 He's such a wigglebutt!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2021 07:22 PM (63Dwl)

112 Patriot news@Grahmptr

Twitter post still up- audit already found more illegal votes in Georgia than margin of victory. And theyre only half way thru

Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2021 07:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

113 "But it's got The Shat, and I'm enjoying the hell out of it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes"

Is that the show where he rolls up on a Segway at the beginning? He's still looking pretty good.

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:23 PM (Tnijr)

114 Getting them caught, and flown back to the US when we transferred was somewhat epic.
Specially as we had to spend ten days in the hotel between leaving our house, and actually flying back.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2021 07:14 PM (3D/fK)

Very nice! Cheers!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2021 07:23 PM (R/m4+)

115 Hey everybody!

I wonder if Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel still ever talk anymore. (My hunch is they don't.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)

116 so Zoom has a 96 Billion dollar market cap. Larger than the GDP of Costa Rica But basically is like any other conference call over the decades, but you can see everyone's face?

Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2021 07:24 PM (TPY/s)

117 Twitter post still up- audit already found more illegal votes in Georgia than margin of victory. And theyre only half way thru
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2021 07:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

About 13k illegal addresses and fake names

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:24 PM (yrol0)

118 Hadrian, 3 goats and everything except around the house is mowed.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:25 PM (kgRIj)

119 Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2021 07:16 PM (cwMIU)

{{{SMH}}}
We kept the light on for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:25 PM (hOUT3)

120 Here at Martini's Farm the rabbits are in bloom. The cats are only slightly amused and don't bother them. We'll go for a walkabout after dark... the cats like wandering around the property with the drunk who feeds them. Exciting shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2021 07:25 PM (3H9h1)

121 I wonder if Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel still ever talk anymore. (My hunch is they don't.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)

Adam has $100 M bounty on Jimmey.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:25 PM (yrol0)

122 Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.
Posted by: f'd

Democrats?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at April 22, 2021 07:25 PM (tjZg/)

123 117 Twitter post still up- audit already found more illegal votes in Georgia than margin of victory. And theyre only half way thru
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2021 07:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

About 13k illegal addresses and fake names

SHUT THE FUCK UP
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:24 PM (yrol0)

The IC believes these are all from Trump voters. We checked and it was confirmed from a second source.

Posted by: NYT at April 22, 2021 07:26 PM (Ojki1)

124 I'm afraid to propose any kind of bets at this point. Who knows what's going to happen except something bad?

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:26 PM (Tnijr)

125 We kept the light on for you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:25 PM (hOUT3)

Motel Sex

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:26 PM (yrol0)

126 A friend just shared at FB: Tesla autos can now diagnose their own problems and pre-order their own replacement parts. Ah geez...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

127 Dark Dem money. Tides Foundation 800 mill, 1603 fund, 750 mill, six others totaling 2 billion.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:28 PM (kgRIj)

128 >>> 112 Patriot news@Grahmptr

Twitter post still up- audit already found more illegal votes in Georgia than margin of victory. And theyre only half way thru
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2021 07:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

So?

Posted by: Derp State at April 22, 2021 07:28 PM (b8eqQ)

129
{{{SMH}}}
We kept the light on for you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:25 PM (hOUT3)

You think so, eh?
:dun dun dun:

Posted by: Mysterious fire in Utah at April 22, 2021 07:28 PM (Ojki1)

130 The sad thing is that everything that Alex Berrinson is saying on Tucker was said by myself and many other people over a year ago.

This is all bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2021 07:29 PM (Cyov5)

131 37 Glenn Greenwald went on a tweetstorm about the Sicknick Coordinated Lie. He saved and reposted all the libtard tweets from February whereby the useful idiots called him a Rightwing Insurrection Truther.
Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:54 PM (DJFLF)


...which accusations are absofuckinglutely hilarious to everyone familiar with Greenwald's body of work. But then the regressive left has never been about truth or ideological consistency, just power and its (mis)use.

Posted by: CppThis at April 22, 2021 07:29 PM (zcf1k)

132 126 A friend just shared at FB: Tesla autos can now diagnose their own problems and pre-order their own replacement parts. Ah geez...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

Masturbation

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:29 PM (yrol0)

133 " Tesla autos can now diagnose their own problems and pre-order their own replacement parts."

Then the car drive can drive itself to the shop!

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

134 76 Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.
Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:11 PM (Tnijr)

Be slightly more vague?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 07:30 PM (49Dnm)

135 A friend just shared at FB: Tesla autos can now diagnose their own problems and pre-order their own replacement parts. Ah geez...
Posted by: qdpsteve


Do they schedule their own fires?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 07:30 PM (OCTRt)

136 133 " Tesla autos can now diagnose their own problems and pre-order their own replacement parts."

Then the car drive can drive itself to the shop!
Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

It's been done.

Posted by: KITT at April 22, 2021 07:30 PM (49Dnm)

137 134 76 Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.
Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:11 PM (Tnijr)

Be slightly more vague?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 07:30 PM (49Dnm)

oh yeah the Red Shirt died

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:31 PM (yrol0)

138 126 A friend just shared at FB: Tesla autos can now diagnose their own problems and pre-order their own replacement parts. Ah geez...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)


Next logical: step the Tesla drives itself to the repair shop and uses your credit card to pay for the repair!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:31 PM (hOUT3)

139
Do they schedule their own fires?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 07:30 PM (OCTRt)

Text the fire department.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 07:31 PM (Ojki1)

140 "It's been done.
Posted by: KITT "

You probably actually made it there.

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:32 PM (Tnijr)

141 A friend just shared at FB: Tesla autos can now diagnose their own problems and pre-order their own replacement parts. Ah geez...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

Next logical: step the Tesla drives itself to the repair shop and uses your credit card to pay for the repair!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:31 PM (hOUT3)
-----------
And buys its own upgrades. Just because it wants them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2021 07:32 PM (WGara)

142 Next logical: step the Tesla drives itself to the repair shop and uses your credit card to pay for the repair!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:31 PM (hOUT3)

Happy Endings Most Logical Very Special Massage Parlor

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:32 PM (yrol0)

143 133
Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

138 Well done, I was distracted!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:32 PM (hOUT3)

144 137 134 76 Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.
Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:11 PM (Tnijr)

Be slightly more vague?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 07:30 PM (49Dnm)

oh yeah the Red Shirt died
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:31 PM (yrol0)

Spock said something is illogical, Bones called him unfeeling.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 07:32 PM (Ojki1)

145 Wonder if Ms. Wokester's ever heard of cat scratch fever?

Posted by: Paco at April 22, 2021 07:33 PM (1Jm+u)

146 "Next logical: step the Tesla drives itself to the repair shop and uses your credit card to pay for the repair!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:31 PM (hOUT3)
-----------
And buys its own upgrades. Just because it wants them"


Then it heads for Vegas.

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:33 PM (Tnijr)

147 123 117 Twitter post still up- audit already found more illegal votes in Georgia than margin of victory. And theyre only half way thru
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2021 07:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

About 13k illegal addresses and fake names

SHUT THE FUCK UP
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:24 PM (yrol0)

You both can expect to be arrested. Questioning The Party? Questioning the State? We don't engage in such treasonous behavior in this country.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 07:33 PM (49Dnm)

148 ruh roh... Tucker is going to cover the Mail Man spying on Social Media story.

Still think someone on his staff lurks here.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 07:34 PM (oHd/0)

149 "Be slightly more vague?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 07:30 PM (49Dnm)

oh yeah the Red Shirt died
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:31 PM (yrol0)

Spock said something is illogical, Bones called him unfeeling.
"


Oh...that episode.

One of my favorite.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2021 07:34 PM (3D/fK)

150 I wonder if Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel still ever talk anymore. (My hunch is they don't.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Adam has $100 M bounty on Jimmey.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:25 PM (yrol0)

Adam did some boxing as a ute so all he needs to do is work in close and pop a left hook on Jimmy's fat ass....

Down goes Kimmel! Down goes Kimmel!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2021 07:34 PM (R/m4+)

151 Tesla just went walkabout and crashed into a tree and big fire ensued. Guess it's going to need to order a lot of parts.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:34 PM (kgRIj)

152 "Next logical: step the Tesla drives itself to the repair shop and uses your credit card to pay for the repair!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:31 PM (hOUT3)
-----------
And buys its own upgrades. Just because it wants them"


Then it heads for Vegas.
Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:33 PM (Tnijr)
----------
I think we've stumbled on to the scenario where the world of the movie "Cars" comes about...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2021 07:34 PM (WGara)

153 Then it heads for Vegas.

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:33 PM (Tnijr)


And you get a large unexplained credit card bill!n

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:34 PM (hOUT3)

154 the inspiring thing about Manny Pacquiao is his grit and his faith

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 07:34 PM (GBZnB)

155 You both can expect to be arrested. Questioning The Party? Questioning the State? We don't engage in such treasonous behavior in this country.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 07:33 PM (49Dnm)

Who died and made you a Post Master?

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 07:34 PM (Ojki1)

156 Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.


I'm afraid you're going to have to be more specific

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2021 07:34 PM (KZzsI)

157 Spock said something is illogical, Bones called him unfeeling.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 07:32 PM (Ojki1)

dammit Jim Im a doctor not a gynecologist.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:35 PM (yrol0)

158 You both can expect to be arrested. Questioning The Party? Questioning the State? We don't engage in such treasonous behavior in this country.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 07:33 PM (49Dnm)

the Commisar's in town... woe woe woe...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 07:35 PM (oHd/0)

159 Oh excellent, there's one on the Hollow Earth. I'm all in!

I wonder if Michio Kaku recorded his segments not knowing there would also be interviews with a guy who says NASA lied about alien artifacts on the moon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 07:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

160 Here is the Florida Public Health meeting that YouTube took down:

https://tinyurl.com/3m98eene

It's almost two hours long, but has good info when you have the time. Starts out with discussion about how lockdowns don't work and why.

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 07:36 PM (DJFLF)

161 152 "Next logical: step the Tesla drives itself to the repair shop and uses your credit card to pay for the repair!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:31 PM (hOUT3)
-----------
And buys its own upgrades. Just because it wants them"


Then it heads for Vegas.
Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:33 PM (Tnijr)
----------
I think we've stumbled on to the scenario where the world of the movie "Cars" comes about...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2021 07:34 PM (WGara)

Divorce lawyers lining up to make car marriage a thing.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 07:36 PM (Ojki1)

162 You both can expect to be arrested. Questioning The Party? Questioning the State? We don't engage in such treasonous behavior in this country.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 07:33 PM (49Dnm)


That's NOT who we are!

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at April 22, 2021 07:36 PM (hOUT3)

163 Spock said something is illogical, Bones called him unfeeling.
"


Oh...that episode.

One of my favorite.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2021 07:34 PM (3D/fK)

Red Shirts die faster than a baby water buffalo on NPR

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:37 PM (yrol0)

164 Next logical: step the Tesla drives itself to the repair shop and uses your credit card to pay for the repair!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:31 PM (hOUT3)
----------
It could always go to work for Uber or Lyft, then pay for it's own stuff.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 22, 2021 07:37 PM (xqRaG)

165 *phones up Tesla*

Hey, my car pre-ordered this part. How necessary is this repair? Like, are my wheels going to fall off if I don't get this fixed in the next 24 hours? Oh, it's just the anti-lock breaking system. Yeah, let's go ahead an cancel that.

*two hours later*

OK, how do I get my car to stop pre-ordering a new ABS unit? Is there a setting for that? No, I don't want to turn off all pre-orders, can I get it to just ignore this one thing? No? OK, I guess I'm replacing the ABS unit.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 07:38 PM (YYlyE)

166 Red Shirts die faster than a baby water buffalo on NPR
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:37 PM (yrol0)
--------
If a redshirt isn't dead by the end of Act 1, they'll probably make it through the ep.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2021 07:38 PM (WGara)

167 LASue, I heard that they didn't have enough funds to examine the other half.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:39 PM (kgRIj)

168 > It could always go to work for Uber or Lyft, then pay for it's own stuff.

Have you seen what Uber customers do when the owner of the car is present? I don't want to imagine what they do if nobody's there.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 07:39 PM (YYlyE)

169 We've instructed John Kasich to arrest you.

Posted by: USPS at April 22, 2021 07:40 PM (W4eKo)

170 If a redshirt isn't dead by the end of Act 1, they'll probably make it through the ep.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2021 07:38 PM (WGara)

Star Trek wirter

Act 1: Red Shirt dies
Act 2: make some shit up

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:41 PM (yrol0)

171 Hey! I posted that cat video twice a couple of days ago.

Was it so hard to believe the "this might make you like cats" comment?

I guess I answered my own question.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 07:41 PM (4FeUN)

172 RLM has their 100th Best of the Worst up.

Neal Breen is as incomprehensible as Bidet after sunset.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 07:41 PM (Ojki1)

173 Everybody, LOL!!

Coming soon: a Tesla that can do your taxes for you.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

174 Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.



To be fair, they only had the budget for one language.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 07:42 PM (SchxB)

175 Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.



To be fair, they only had the budget for one language.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 07:42 PM (SchxB)
---------
Universal Translators FTW.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2021 07:43 PM (WGara)

176 Good evening, dear Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2021 07:43 PM (TdMsT)

177 That dog on the scooter wearing the goggles is pretty cute!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 22, 2021 07:43 PM (5XK0y)

178 > Coming soon: a Tesla that can do your taxes for you.

If you can't fill out a 1040-EZ on your own, you need a helmet and a pudding cup.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 07:44 PM (YYlyE)

179 Come out with your things that go up!

Posted by: The Mailman's Son at April 22, 2021 07:44 PM (W4eKo)

180 Coming soon: a Tesla that can do your taxes for you.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

Salary: $121,076
Send it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:44 PM (yrol0)

181 Coming soon: a Tesla that can do your taxes for you.


Under the next Dem tax plan that should be easy.


How much did you make last year?

Send it in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 07:44 PM (SchxB)

182 v
If you can't fill out a 1040-EZ on your own, you need a helmet and a pudding cup.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 07:44 PM (YYlyE)

Our pressy?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:45 PM (yrol0)

183 179 Come out with your things that go up!
Posted by: The Mailman's Son at April 22, 2021 07:44 PM (W4eKo)

*Puts flag up*

Posted by: Mail box at April 22, 2021 07:45 PM (Ojki1)

184 Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.
Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:11 PM (Tnijr)

Be slightly more vague?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 07:30 PM (49Dnm)

oh yeah the Red Shirt died
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:31 PM (yrol0)

Spock said something is illogical, Bones called him unfeeling.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 07:32 PM (Ojki1)


Speaking of which, Galaxy Quest is a freebie on YT's movie section right now. Damn, I love that movie. I'm also glad they never did a sequel to it, I'm not sure they ever could have done it justice. One of the few true one-off gems to come out of hollyweird. I don't think you have to be a fan of star trek or know the lore, but it doesn't hurt.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 07:45 PM (4FeUN)

185 Good evening to you as well dear Ladyl!

I see you are social distancing from your previous Insurrectionist stance?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:45 PM (hOUT3)

186
How much did you make last year?

Send it in.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 07:44 PM (SchxB)

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 07:45 PM (yrol0)

187
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2021 07:45 PM (DUIap)

188 blanco, rhenn and bon, yup.

Also, when your Tesla decides to gift itself a Vegas trip, it hooks up there with a tarty Chevy Volt...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)

189 ha

Teh Hordemind is a terrible thing to waste.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 07:46 PM (SchxB)

190 > Star Wreck is on. It's the one where they beam down to an alien planet and the aliens look like humans and speak English.

I don't care what language Sherry Jackson vintage 1966 speaks. She can butter my biscuit anytime.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 07:46 PM (YYlyE)

191 Hey AltonJackson

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 07:47 PM (t+qrx)

192 A while back I read a great piece from one of the less-retarded think tanks that was essentially tracking the course of Star Trek as its intended purpose as an allegory for the American left. Starting with 60s JFK civnat, through the increasingly schizophrenic 80s, 90s euphoria, and into the depths of 21st century SJW nihilism where they've become glorified space pirates.

Posted by: CppThis at April 22, 2021 07:47 PM (zcf1k)

193 Good evening, Ladyl!

Posted by: April at April 22, 2021 07:47 PM (OX9vb)

194 Teh Hordemind is a terrible thing to waste.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 07:46 PM (SchxB)


A surprising number of them have already been wasted!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:47 PM (hOUT3)

195
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2021 07:47 PM (DUIap)

196 Salary: $121,076

Ew. A poor.

Posted by: Mr Poo Poo at April 22, 2021 07:47 PM (YYlyE)

197 About to get on the tennis court. End of April in Houston and it's 64 degrees. Glorious.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 07:47 PM (jAZI6)

198 194 Teh Hordemind is a terrible thing to waste.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 07:46 PM (SchxB)

A surprising number of them have already been wasted!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:47 PM (hOUT3)

Eh, the current mass of cells in the White House has gotten by without one. How important is a mind really?

Posted by: Mail box at April 22, 2021 07:48 PM (Ojki1)

199 How important is a mind really?
Posted by: Mail box at April 22, 2021 07:48 PM (Ojki1)


*narrows eyes*

Did... did the mailbox just say that?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 07:49 PM (t+qrx)

200 A surprising number of them have already been wasted!


It is by booze alone that I set my mind out of motion.


Or is that crossing the streams considering Star Dreck is the order of the day?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 07:49 PM (SchxB)

201 This is the ST episode with Yonada, which is a hollowed out asteroid being used as a ship.

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 07:49 PM (Tnijr)

202 Off inanimate object sock that mocked a barely animate object.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 07:49 PM (Ojki1)

203 Twitter post still up- audit already found more illegal votes in Georgia than margin of victory. And theyre only half way thru
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2021 07:23 PM (Ed8Zd)


Saw on Gab yesterday they'd pretty much figured that one out. I'm surprised (really) that the building hasn't been burned to the ground in an unfortunate gas leak. And by gas leak I mean a tanker hauling gas running into the building at about 80mph.

I can't really do twatter any more since they booted me, and they make browsing the site unpossible for the non-registered. Gab is nice and all, but a bit on the weird side - save for the few twitter people who made it over there after being banned.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 07:50 PM (4FeUN)

204
*narrows eyes*

Did... did the mailbox just say that?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 07:49 PM (t+qrx)

*shifts flag*

...No....

Posted by: Mail box at April 22, 2021 07:51 PM (Ojki1)

205 > Eh, the current mass of cells in the White House has gotten by without one. How important is a mind really?

MY QI IS HIGHER THAN YOUR BEST PUSHUP PRESS IN YOUR ... you know, the thing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 22, 2021 07:51 PM (YYlyE)

206 * sending hugs to hogmartin and AltonJackson*

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 07:51 PM (kgRIj)

207 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 07:45 PM (4FeUN)

Justin Long is in one of my favorite RomComs, Going the Distance.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 07:51 PM (jAZI6)

208 172 RLM has their 100th Best of the Worst up.

Neal Breen is as incomprehensible as Bidet after sunset.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 07:41 PM (Ojki1)
---

Neal Breen broke Rich the last time.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 07:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

209 If only there had been some way to tell from the outside that there had been major historic fraud in the election.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 07:52 PM (uEbPt)

210
g'evenin', Ben Had

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2021 07:52 PM (DUIap)

211 This is the ST episode with Yonada, which is a hollowed out asteroid being used as a ship.

Piker.

Posted by: The Borg at April 22, 2021 07:52 PM (W4eKo)

212 > This is the ST episode with Yonada, which is a hollowed out asteroid being used as a ship.

I like the one where Spock finger-blasts the Horta.



What, you thought Spock was touching that thing's back?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 07:52 PM (YYlyE)

213 Hello there, Ben Had.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 07:53 PM (t+qrx)

214 > If only there had been some way to tell from the outside that there had been major historic fraud in the election.

The question is moot!

Posted by: SCOTUS at April 22, 2021 07:53 PM (YYlyE)

215 finger-blasts the Horta.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 07:52 PM (YYlyE)


Band name.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 07:53 PM (t+qrx)

216 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 07:54 PM (Rvt88)

217 209 If only there had been some way to tell from the outside that there had been major historic fraud in the election.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 07:52 PM (uEbPt)


Yes! You'd think that with all the transparency, we would have known about this sooner.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:54 PM (hOUT3)

218 There was no intent.

Posted by: CJ Roberts at April 22, 2021 07:55 PM (W4eKo)

219 > > If only there had been some way to tell from the outside that there had been major historic fraud in the election.

Sure, there was fraud, but there wasn't widespread fraud.

Posted by: The Left's Braintrust at April 22, 2021 07:55 PM (YYlyE)

220 If Trump had overcome the fraud again - I guarantee they would have opened up multiple "investigations" into the election outcome and the Republicans (cough cough) would have put _everything_ on hold until all election questions could be resolved sometime in 2024.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 07:55 PM (uEbPt)

221 Speaking of finger-blasting the Horta, here's that Trek clip again, for um, reasons.

https://youtu.be/BXdu6C3Qoro

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 07:56 PM (YYlyE)

222 The question is moot!

Posted by: SCOTUS at April 22, 2021 07:53 PM (YYlyE)


You'd almost think the Constitution would have a clause or two in there about how states would have standing to handle disputes between individual states.

Guess the Founders really blew that one!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:56 PM (hOUT3)

223 You'd almost think the Constitution would have a clause or two in there about how states would have standing to handle disputes between individual states.

Guess the Founders really blew that one!


Pfft, like that's in there. Hey, speaking of things that aren't in the Constitution, let's make D.C. a state!

Posted by: The Left at April 22, 2021 07:58 PM (YYlyE)

224 107k$ AGI in Queens and I feel poor.

Posted by: Jamaica nyc at April 22, 2021 07:59 PM (b+v9B)

225 There was no intent.
Posted by: CJ Roberts at April 22, 2021 07:55 PM (W4eKo)


And besides, voting machines and the whole process of using math and counting is really hard to understand!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 07:59 PM (hOUT3)

226 Good evening, {{{April, Ben Had, Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2021 07:59 PM (TdMsT)

227 Richard Dawkins expelled.

HA!! Fuck You



Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 08:00 PM (yrol0)

228 It was simply a poll tax.

Posted by: CJ Roberts at April 22, 2021 08:01 PM (W4eKo)

229 Good evening friends. How are you?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 22, 2021 08:02 PM (oUcR5)

230 You'd almost think the Constitution would have a clause or two in there about how states would have standing to handle disputes between individual states.

Guess the Founders really blew that one!
---

Those are there, but there is an "Elections" exemption in the Commerce Clause.

Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts and his merry band of post legal miscreants at April 22, 2021 08:02 PM (Ojki1)

231 Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of stupid.

Posted by: The Toronto Police at April 22, 2021 08:02 PM (F0YaR)

232 Richard Dawkins expelled.

HA!! Fuck You



Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 08:00 PM (yrol0)


Survey SAYS........

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2021 08:02 PM (sF88F)

233 If we can't recall Biden because of fraud, what can we do about the 4 Senators who benefited.

Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 08:02 PM (Xih1H)

234 Another day, another lawsuit filed to try and stop the Maricopa County vote audit. The only county in AZ to use dominion machines that I know of. So glad I moved out of that shitshow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (SchxB)

235 Richard Dawkins expelled.

Is this the game show host? Is he still alive?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (oUcR5)

236

Two guys were killed in a Tesla crash a couple of days ago in Houston. They were both in the back seat. The car apparently drove itself into a tree. The fire department reportedly put 30,000 gallons of water on the resulting battery fire and then gave up and let it burn out.

https://tinyurl.com/36s8p7c2

Do not want.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (2iDSr)

237 If Trump had overcome the fraud again - I guarantee they would have opened up multiple "investigations" into the election outcome and the Republicans (cough cough) would have put _everything_ on hold until all election questions could be resolved sometime in 2024.
Posted by: (not missing periods)


PDJT has already accomplished the single most important thing for all honest Americans once and for all. A second term would not have furthered this revealing to any larger extent.

He showed, without a shadow of a doubt, that the entire Federal apparatus is united against us. There were many that suspected it previously and now have solidified their inkling that they (the swamp) hate us and will never serve us as the framers hoped for.

That is quite an important revelation.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (Rvt88)

238 Richard Dawkins expelled.

Serves him right.

Posted by: Zombie Colonel Hogan at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (W4eKo)

239 Kittehs are kittehs and they're all different. If you only encounter "assholes", maybe it's you.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (KAi1n)

240 227 Richard Dawkins expelled.

HA!! Fuck You

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 08:00 PM (yrol0)

Huh. Did he say "My nonexistent being, why have you forsaken me by not existing?"

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 08:04 PM (Ojki1)

241 Those are there, but there is an "Elections" exemption in the Commerce Clause.
Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts and his merry band of post legal miscreants at April 22, 2021 08:02 PM (Ojki1)


Drat, I overlooked the Medical Emergency Elections Exemption right there in plain sight under the Good and Plenty paragraph in the Commerce Clause!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 08:04 PM (hOUT3)

242 235 Richard Dawkins expelled.

Is this the game show host? Is he still alive?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (oUcR5)

He said Rachel is man
has that XY

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 08:04 PM (yrol0)

243 Ladyl, have you handled your gun lately?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 08:05 PM (kgRIj)

244 That is quite an important revelation.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (Rvt8

All of this fills me with a white hot rage.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 22, 2021 08:05 PM (oUcR5)

245 233 If we can't recall Biden because of fraud, what can we do about the 4 Senators who benefited.
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 08:02 PM (Xih1H)

BOHICA.

Same as yesterday, same as tomorrow.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 08:05 PM (Ojki1)

246 YouTube is telling me I really really need to watch the Oscars.

(cue resentful IKEA guy music)

Oh, you think I want to watch you people preen and strut about being more woke than AOC? How about you skip the piles of cocaine and do the drug I'm on. I call it Going To Work Every Weekday.

Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2021 08:05 PM (RzGcW)

247 243 Ladyl, have you handled your gun lately?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 08:05 PM (kgRIj)

...Phrasing?

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 08:06 PM (Ojki1)

248 Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (Rvt8

And somehow they need to revert to servant status.

Posted by: clutch at April 22, 2021 08:06 PM (9UmRs)

249 No comments now, but I read the post.

Rookie mistake.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2021 08:06 PM (yQpMk)

250 Richard Dawkins: Dick to the Dock!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaGgpGLxLQw

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 08:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

251 Huh. Did he say "My nonexistent being, why have you forsaken me by not existing?"
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 08:04 PM (Ojki1)

ha funny that being in not being part of world make you part of world

Jonh 3 16

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 08:06 PM (yrol0)

252 Ladyl, have you handled your gun lately?
Posted by: Ben Had


4 seam fastball has just been thrown.


Who wants it?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 08:08 PM (Rvt88)

253 That is quite an important revelation.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (Rvt8



"We never really had a Trump Administration at all.
What we had was one man, Trump, trying to function as a duly elected President,
but beset with a thoroughly corrupt Establishment Administration full of traitors at every level!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 08:08 PM (hOUT3)

254
YouTube is telling me I really really need to watch the Oscars.


**

Is that the awards ceremony where they told the movie stars to keep their masks off during the televised portions but to put them on for the 30 second commercial breaks because Science?

Posted by: moron robbie at April 22, 2021 08:08 PM (XSoJN)

255 Same as yesterday, same as tomorrow.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 08:05 PM (Ojki1)

Same at it ever was

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 08:08 PM (yrol0)

256 Great. Now I have a Hogan's Heroes theme ear worm.

Posted by: Zombie Colonel Hogan at April 22, 2021 08:09 PM (W4eKo)

257 Bete, I ran through all the options but some times you just have to ask the question.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 08:10 PM (kgRIj)

258 243 Ladyl, have you handled your gun lately?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 08:05 PM (kgRIj)


I'm ashamed to admit I have not.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2021 08:10 PM (TdMsT)

259 I have a Family Feud ear worm now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2021 08:10 PM (sF88F)

260 He showed, without a shadow of a doubt, that the
entire Federal apparatus is united against us. There were many that
suspected it previously and now have solidified their inkling that they
(the swamp) hate us and will never serve us as the framers hoped for.

That is quite an important revelation.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (Rvt8
*****
Another moron (rhomboid maybe?) put it really, really well recently.

The levers that voters pull aren't connected to anything on the other end.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 22, 2021 08:11 PM (XSoJN)

261 254 Is that the awards ceremony where they told the movie stars to keep their masks off during the televised portions but to put them on for the 30 second commercial breaks because Science?
Posted by: moron robbie at April 22, 2021 08:08 PM (XSoJN)


Yes, also they will have seating arranged in tiers, because science might say that that's a good thing someday. I hope the high tiers sneeze a lot on the low tiers.

I also hope Scott Rudin will be there. You have to admire a man who can turn that red even before he gets abusively angry.

Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2021 08:11 PM (RzGcW)

262 Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (Rvt8


There is no doubt the "awakening" was Trump's principal feature.
Many things that are utter common knowledge now would have gotten you yelled off the screen, even in a fairly based place such as this one.

And not as long ago as one might think...

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 08:11 PM (uEbPt)

263
"We never really had a Trump Administration at all.
What we had was one man, Trump, trying to function as a duly elected President,
but beset with a thoroughly corrupt Establishment Administration full of traitors at every level!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 08:08 PM (hOUT3)


This.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2021 08:12 PM (TdMsT)

264 Is that the awards ceremony where they told the movie stars to keep their masks off during the televised portions but to put them on for the 30 second commercial breaks because Science?
Posted by: moron robbie at April 22, 2021 08:08 PM (XSoJN)

Rona is smart enough to know not to spread when the camera might catch it moving about. Just like it respects BLM enough not to spread at their riots peaceful protests.

Which incidentally makes it smarter that pudding head in the White House who doesn't always speak on behalf of the administration he supposedly is the head of and the one who is suppose to be its driving force.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 08:12 PM (Ojki1)

265 From the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" department, OJ Simpson has comments on LeBron's reaction to Stabby Girl getting shot:


https://ihr.fm/3erckFI

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 08:12 PM (SchxB)

266 Remember Alison Collins, the racist SFUSD school board member who sent a bunch of racist tweets a few years back (recently discovered)? Heh.
www.sfchronicle.com/local/article/Alison-Collins
-and-her-husband-illegally-merged-16121805.php

Of course she did.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2021 08:13 PM (KAi1n)

267 265 From the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" department, OJ Simpson has comments on LeBron's reaction to Stabby Girl getting shot:
https://ihr.fm/3erckFI
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 08:12 PM (SchxB)


What, you can't even respect an expert?

Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2021 08:13 PM (RzGcW)

268 Candace Owens is getting better and better.

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the 'burbs at April 22, 2021 08:14 PM (Q9SFr)

269 Richard Dawkins is a large type pain in the ass. And I'm agnostic so it's not that I'm playing favorites. To paraphrase a great Freeman Dyson quote, dogmatists make the rest of us look bad.

Posted by: CppThis at April 22, 2021 08:14 PM (zcf1k)

270 Red Shirts die faster than a baby water buffalo on NPR
Posted by: rhennigantx


That's too funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 08:14 PM (OCTRt)

271 Do not want.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (2iDSr)


Seriously, in the south bay area, 1:5 cars is a tesla (usually S). It's ridiculous. You honestly can't go 30 seconds of driving without seeing one. there's easily 2-3 on every street and cul de sac in my neighborhood. Of course, CA was giving serious kickbacks for a while. I just can't wrap my head around a $150k car with a shitty paint job. Of course, there's plenty of free charging stations everywhere. And by free, I mean the rest of us get to pay for the things.

Personally, I'd buy a Cessna, but that's me I guess. Oh, don't forget the extra $50 for the personalized plate that tells everybody how smart and green you are. Some of them make me want to hurt the driver.

So honestly, the more idiots that think these things can drive themselves, and climb in the backseat the better. I saw an angry post a few days ago - some guy was upset that his Tesla caught on fire in the driveway (lucky his garage was full of shit I guess), and Tesla hadn't answered him in a week. Tough luck retard!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 08:14 PM (4FeUN)

272 265 From the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" department, OJ Simpson has comments on LeBron's reaction to Stabby Girl getting shot:


https://ihr.fm/3erckFI
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 08:12 PM (SchxB)

Can I go through the Looking Glass again? I can't imagine finding a less sane world.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 08:15 PM (Ojki1)

273 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 08:08 PM (hOUT3)

And when you look at what he accomplished in spite of it, it's a "historic" once in ten lifetimes phenomenon.

He made it look too easy. You see it on talent competitions. Sometimes when the act is too good, they don't get votes because the audience has no ability or context to appreciate what they are seeing.

Of course in this case, the audience absolutely appreciated the *results* and the votes poured in.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 08:15 PM (uEbPt)

274 Candace Owens is getting better and better.
Posted by: runner


Hawt-er & hawt-er.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 08:15 PM (OCTRt)

275 Hawt-er & hawt-er.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 08:15 PM (OCTRt)


You are in love with her brain, I get it.

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the 'burbs at April 22, 2021 08:17 PM (Q9SFr)

276 The wimmenz, are they not in this thread?

Posted by: The Paolo at April 22, 2021 08:17 PM (fLVm1)

277 Candace Owens is getting better and better.
Posted by: runner


Hawt-er & hawt-er.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 

Ayup.

Posted by: Just Saying at April 22, 2021 08:17 PM (V/x/k)

278 PDJT has already accomplished the single most important thing for all honest Americans once and for all. A second term would not have furthered this revealing to any larger extent.

That is quite an important revelation.
Posted by: Tonypete


That's like having rat shit all over your house, hiring an exterminator, and the guy gives you polaroids. Thanks, but we knew that bit and right now are mostly interested in the exterminating part.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 22, 2021 08:18 PM (zIAlb)

279 The wimmenz, are they not in this thread?


Star Trek was discussed. Even you should know that's chick repellent.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 08:18 PM (SchxB)

280 I see that the Democrats in the House have voted to make the District of Columbia a state.
What are the odds that the Senate will also vote for this?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 22, 2021 08:18 PM (oUcR5)

281 279 The wimmenz, are they not in this thread?


Star Trek was discussed. Even you should know that's chick repellent.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 08:18 PM (SchxB)

Hmmm... I 'knew' a girl who had her OWN Star Trek Original Series Uniform, with boots. And she was actually pretty dang Hawt.

Exception that proved the rule?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 08:20 PM (oHd/0)

282 I just got back from my kid's "Knifefighting Basics for Preschoolers" class. What did I miss?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2021 08:20 PM (0UNjH)

283 Star Trek was discussed. Even you should know that's chick repellent.


I'm a female who likes Star Trek.


Now Star Wars and comic book movies, yeah, that will drive me off the site.

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 08:20 PM (tjZg/)

284 280 I see that the Democrats in the House have voted to make the District of Columbia a state.
What are the odds that the Senate will also vote for this?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 22, 2021 08:18 PM (oUcR5)


With the filibuster intact? Less than zero.

Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2021 08:20 PM (RzGcW)

285 280 I see that the Democrats in the House have voted to make the District of Columbia a state.
What are the odds that the Senate will also vote for this?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 22, 2021 08:18 PM (oUcR5)

Pretty good I think. I'll take your bet.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at April 22, 2021 08:21 PM (Ojki1)

286 checking out extension

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to LeBron James' $100M house in Bel Air at April 22, 2021 08:21 PM (Q9SFr)

287 274 Candace Owens is getting better and better.
Posted by: runner
Hawt-er & hawt-er.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 08:15 PM (OCTRt)


That too.
I think someone here recently posted that Candace might be running a game and would eventually betray everyone that believed she was legit.
I think she is sincere, because she makes so much sense and she doesn't seem given to cognitive dissonance, but she is woefully outnumbered.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 08:21 PM (hOUT3)

288 279 Star Trek was discussed. Even you should know that's chick repellent.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 08:18 PM (SchxB)


still more chick friendly than a Rush concert amirite

Posted by: CppThis at April 22, 2021 08:22 PM (zcf1k)

289 With the filibuster intact? Less than zero.
Posted by: Splunge at April 22, 2021 08:20 PM (RzGcW)

I can't believe that Schumer hasn't 86ed the filibuster yet. Is that because he thinks that his party is facing a blood bath in 2022?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 22, 2021 08:22 PM (oUcR5)

290 LeBra needs to shut his piehole and help me look for the real killer!

Posted by: Orenthal James at April 22, 2021 08:23 PM (W4eKo)

291 That's like having rat shit all over your house, hiring an exterminator,
and the guy gives you polaroids. Thanks, but we knew that bit and right
now are mostly interested in the exterminating part.
**

I think it was very useful in it's own way. I think he accidentally won in 2016 because the Democrats (and Republicans) didn't see any reason to prepare for fraud to beat him. They thought it was a given, and he ended up pulling off the upset. We would be slowly working our way towards socialism/communism same as we are right now, but we would still be laboring under the false assumption that our votes mattered and the people we voted for were working for the US instead of the US Government. Oh, and that minor part about the SCOTUS dissolving the union by not doing their job with Pennsylvania and then saying that states had no standing, I guess.

Without Trump we'd still be saying "aw shucks, we'll get 'em next time!" and pulling the lever for Romney and Jeb.

Also, knowing now what we've seen after the election and January 6th, I'm certain Trump tried to put the Insurrection Act into play and the government told him to get fucked.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 22, 2021 08:23 PM (XSoJN)

292 The original Star Trek is the only Star Trek.
The others are mere caricatures.

Posted by: Blade Runner at April 22, 2021 08:23 PM (vwRDp)

293 I see that the Democrats in the House have voted to make the District of Columbia a state.

What are the odds that the Senate will also vote for this?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 22, 2021 08:18 PM


I suddenly feel the urge to point out:

The Seventeenth Amendment is Ridiculous Bullshit

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2021 08:23 PM (DUIap)

294 I can't believe that Schumer hasn't 86ed the filibuster yet. Is that because he thinks that his party is facing a blood bath in 2022?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 22, 2021 08:22 PM (oUcR5)

Given the Repukes haven't even blocked any of Bidet's appointments he just hasn't needed to yet.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 08:24 PM (Ojki1)

295 Hmmm... I 'knew' a girl who had her OWN Star Trek Original Series Uniform, with boots. And she was actually pretty dang Hawt.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2021 08:20 PM (oHd/0)


Can't compete with that, but I knew a girl who would launch into an eloquent, almost AtC-esque footnoted and cross-referenced profanity-laced screed about terrible writing whenever anyone said anything that rhymed with or sounded remotely like "Janeway".

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 08:24 PM (t+qrx)

296 I would have laughed harder if Gato had fished out her eyeball jelly.


It's a classic move.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2021 08:24 PM (yQpMk)

297 I have long thought Candace was about Candace, and carefully recognized and cultivated an easy available audience.

She has the "feel" of a politician. Someone who could try to convince you of any side she wanted to.

HOWEVER, if she's playing the long game, she's done it for longer than I expected. And she does seem to be putting it on the line regularly.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 08:24 PM (uEbPt)

298 LeBra needs to shut his piehole and help me look for the real killer!
Posted by: Orenthal James at April 22, 2021 08:23 PM (W4eKo)


----------

If the cup don't fit
Ya gotz to acquit!

Posted by: J. Cochran at April 22, 2021 08:25 PM (fLVm1)

299 I think she is sincere.

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to LeBron James' $100M house in Bel Air at April 22, 2021 08:25 PM (Q9SFr)

300 299 I think she is sincere.
Posted by: runner, drive BLM to LeBron James' $100M house in Bel Air at April 22, 2021 08:25 PM (Q9SFr)
----------------

She's too pretty to be sincere.

Posted by: Blade Runner at April 22, 2021 08:28 PM (vwRDp)

301 I'm okay with DC becoming a state, but only if they make it a more viable entity by extending its borders to about a 20 mile radius. Think about it, VA and quite possibly MD would turn red again if the deep donk bedroom communities became someone else's problem.

Posted by: CppThis at April 22, 2021 08:28 PM (zcf1k)

302 Galaxy Quest is best Star Trek.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 22, 2021 08:28 PM (4l77G)

303 Not so long ago, trying to convince people on our side that Republicans were almost to a man worthless gormless shitstains was a lot harder than you'd think. People couldn't wait to lecture you about how great so-and-so was at that Town Hall or that CPAC or that Congressional Hearing.
Same goes with Fox News. I'm *still* having a hard time convincing people that Fox has been squarely aligned against us since the early 2000's but probably before that. Think about what channel produced the claims that babies were being eaten in the Metrodome.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 08:29 PM (uEbPt)

304 I can't believe that Schumer hasn't 86ed the filibuster yet.

*

I suspect he knows there's no need to.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 22, 2021 08:29 PM (XSoJN)

305 DC cannot become a state. Period. It is a dem folly and an affront to law and reason.

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to LeBron James' $100M house in Bel Air at April 22, 2021 08:30 PM (Q9SFr)

306 Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late, but it's always great to join you for the daily Star Trek Symposium!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 22, 2021 08:30 PM (DMUuz)

307 Shut up , Wesley.

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to LeBron James' $100M house in Bel Air at April 22, 2021 08:31 PM (Q9SFr)

308 Some people think cats are assholes.



Let me tell you, there are a lot more people that are assholes than cats.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at April 22, 2021 06:44 PM (tjZg/)

My brother's cat is an asshole.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2021 08:31 PM (VwHCD)

309 It's possible Trump won in 2016 because the powers that be didn't want Crooked Hillary to win, and so didn't crank up the fraud to eleven for her.

Posted by: davidt at April 22, 2021 08:32 PM (ez/ed)

310 So, the Who Sell Out thing is happening now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvXU3y-7gF0

The claim is that the re-issue of The Who Sell Out album is The Super Deluxe Edition featuring 112 tracks, 47 of them unreleased. I don't think they're playing the music at that link above. I think they're just talking about how you need to send them money to get the 7 albums with all the music on 'em.

Was my favorite band back in the day. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 08:32 PM (iLB9+)

311 SHUT UP WESLEY!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 08:32 PM (Rvt88)

312 Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late, but it's always great to join you for the daily Star Trek Symposium!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 22, 2021 08:30 PM


Shut Up, Wesley!

Posted by: Gandalf at April 22, 2021 08:32 PM (DUIap)

313 DC cannot become a state. Period. It is a dem folly and an affront to law and reason.
Posted by: runner, drive BLM to LeBron James' $100M house in Bel Air at April 22, 2021 08:30 PM (Q9SFr)

Which are all reasons why it will fucking happen.

At this point, I am preparing to bug out to a place where I have geared-up kin and a compound.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 22, 2021 08:32 PM (4l77G)

314 Sent a missive to one of my credit unions this afternoon. Got online to check my accounts and there was a banner with a message from the CU president blabbing about the trial and "we" still have a long way to go.

To put it succinctly, I emailed the CU and told them to get fucked. If I wanted political bullshit I would be a member of a national bank.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 22, 2021 08:32 PM (so0nV)

315 DC cannot become a state. Period. It is a dem folly and an affront to law and reason.

***

They can put it in the budget reconciliation bill.

Who will stop them? The SCOTUS?

Posted by: moron robbie at April 22, 2021 08:33 PM (XSoJN)

316 Fuck off Wesley.

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 08:33 PM (Tnijr)

317 My brother's cat is an asshole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2021 08:31 PM (VwHCD)


My cats want you to see their assholes. A lot. They're really not coy about it.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 08:33 PM (t+qrx)

318 It's possible Trump won in 2016 because the powers
that be didn't want Crooked Hillary to win, and so didn't crank up the
fraud to eleven for her.


Posted by: davidt at April 22, 2021 08:32 PM (ez/ed)

Dunno. The vote "pause" in Pennsylvania kind of puts paid to that theory. They waited 2.5 hours and refused call it for Trump. I think they were pulling out all stops at that point. They simply did not expect Trump to come through as strong as he did in the upper midwest. They actually believed their own bullshit. Shocker.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 08:34 PM (uEbPt)

319
That cat has a wicked left hook, AKA how a cat says STFU.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2021 08:35 PM (pNxlR)

320 Ladyl, have you handled your gun lately?
Posted by: Ben Had

=====

4 seam fastball has just been thrown.
Who wants it?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 08:08 PM


Looks like we're all going to watch it float through the middle of the zone with our bats on our shoulders.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2021 08:46 PM (DMUuz)

321
Have we invited Princess LeBron to the Sunday Book Thread? We are woefully deficient in covering Table of Contents' pages. Plus, I'll bet the guy is aces at figuring out Roman numerals!

green

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2021 08:47 PM (pNxlR)

322 Green!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 08:48 PM (fLVm1)

323

None dare call it insurrection:

BLACK Lives Matter protesters crashed Oklahoma's House of Representatives on Wednesday while it was in session to pass controversial bills.

The phalanx of over two dozen BLM marchers entered Oklahoma City's House of Representatives launching fists in the air and chanting, "We will use our voices to stand against corruption" and "No justice, no peace," according to the local television station KOCO.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2021 08:48 PM (63Dwl)

324 That's America's Cat!!

Even the cats are sick of your shit, pronoun freaks

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 08:50 PM (XtkZj)

325
All systems and weather are looking good for Falcon 9's launch of Dragon with four astronauts on board. Webcast will go live tomorrow at ~1:30 a.m. EDT

https://t.co/bJFjLCzWdK?amp=1

For time compensated persons, that's in about three hours and forty five minutes.

Posted by: Blade Runner at April 22, 2021 08:50 PM (vwRDp)

326 WUT just happened

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 08:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

327 Was briefly unable to access the site. Kept getting an error message stating that the site took too long to load. Anyone else experience this?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 22, 2021 08:51 PM (DbadI)

328 My cats want you to see their assholes. A lot. They're really not coy about it.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 08:33 PM (t+qrx)

Look at it.

No, I don't want to.

Look at it!!
No.

LOOK AT IT!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 08:52 PM (XtkZj)

329 They can put it in the budget reconciliation bill.

Who will stop them? The SCOTUS?
Posted by: moron robbie at April 22, 2021 08:33 PM (XSoJN)

Article I, Section 8, Clause 17. Probably.

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to LeBron James' $100M house in Bel Air at April 22, 2021 08:52 PM (Q9SFr)

330 Ace kicked the power cord out of the server.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 08:52 PM (XtkZj)

331 WUT just happened




I asked that a lot ....

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to LeBron James' $100M house in Bel Air at April 22, 2021 08:52 PM (Q9SFr)

332 and still do...

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to LeBron James' $100M house in Bel Air at April 22, 2021 08:53 PM (Q9SFr)

333 Utah grit

Posted by: Blade Runner at April 22, 2021 08:53 PM (vwRDp)

334 server might be on fire. but that's ok. there is a backup.

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to LeBron James' $100M house in Bel Air at April 22, 2021 08:54 PM (Q9SFr)

335
WUT just happened

Just Kidding!

Posted by: Johnny from Airplane! at April 22, 2021 08:54 PM (63Dwl)

336 Someone forgot to green

Posted by: davidt at April 22, 2021 08:55 PM (ez/ed)

337 I went to our Cheyenne Mountain site but there was no new thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 08:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

338
Anyone else experience this?
Posted by: Sam Adams


Something was loopy, but I was using the DuckDuckGo browser and I am not yet too familiar with it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2021 08:55 PM (pNxlR)

339 I went to our Cheyenne Mountain site but there was no new thread.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 08:55 PM (Dc2NZ)


Did you see Matthew Broderick and Ally Sheedy?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2021 08:58 PM (t+qrx)

340 I went to our Cheyenne Mountain site but there was no new thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 08:55 PM


either our Hero Pixy was tweaking something on his Friday morning or the next post was getting queued up to go live or it was aliens

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2021 08:59 PM (DUIap)

341 either our Hero Pixy was tweaking something on his Friday morning or the next post was getting queued up to go live or it was aliens



I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 09:00 PM (SchxB)

342
ONT is nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2021 09:01 PM (DUIap)

343 "...or it was aliens"
---

It's aliens.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

344 I see everyone is back.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2021 09:01 PM (TdMsT)

345 [Darth Vader voice]: "That IS the greatest cat."

Posted by: Flyover at April 22, 2021 09:02 PM (Rbu5d)

346 Judgy Bitch used to show her Star Trek getup before she discontinued her site.

Think she still has a youtube up though.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2021 09:06 PM (vuisn)

347 Plus, I'll bet the guy is aces at figuring out Roman numerals!
Well, duh, Looney Tunes uses 'em.

Posted by: Ah Poot Bawl En Hooop!! at April 22, 2021 09:06 PM (8acSn)

348 Speaking of dogs, I just can't get this out of my mind so I will share it.
A homeless guy in Venice Beach threw a firebomb into a home of a lady who complained about his camp. She luckily was at work at the hospital. But her dog was there.

The neighbors tried to break in as the flames consumed the house, while they listened to the dog scream. Then silence
I am so angry and so....can't even describe it. This is what our California leaders are doing to us. What can we do??

Posted by: pj at April 22, 2021 09:59 PM (G1dq6)

349 283 Star Trek was discussed. Even you should know that's chick repellent.

I'm a female who likes Star Trek.

Now Star Wars and comic book movies, yeah, that will drive me off the site.
Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 08:20 PM (tjZg/)

I'm a dude who simply cannot get into Star Trek.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 23, 2021 02:18 AM (49Dnm)

350 348: I'm surprised the cops didn't arrest the neighbors and laugh and chuckle amongst themselves about the dog screaming. "Stupid bitch deserves it for picking on a poor homeless guy. We are going to arrest for that alone. And as for the dog? Tough shit. She can get another one."

What can you do? I wish I knew. CA is ruled - not governed - by VERY evil people.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 23, 2021 02:23 AM (49Dnm)

351 For time compensated persons, that's in about three hours and forty five minutes.
Posted by: Blade Runner at April 22, 2021 08:50 PM (vwRDp)

0450 CDT if I have the time right.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 23, 2021 02:24 AM (49Dnm)

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