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The Federalist's Dave Marcus gives the Jim Acosta Treatment to... Jim Acosta.


They're all mentally-ill. All hysterics. All neurotic. All histrionic.


The left is getting antsy about this demented rapist and Chinese agent:

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Netflix: Come for the pedophilia.

Stay for the Woke Religious Homilies.

Posted by: Ace at 04:55 PM




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1 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 26, 2021 04:55 PM (Vxu+H)

2 nd

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 04:55 PM (8D42x)

3 KWIK!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 26, 2021 04:56 PM (46GDR)

4 you get to call the corgis Madam...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 04:56 PM (8D42x)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Whoa!!!
Top ten?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 04:57 PM (axyOa)

7 Somebody called the corgis so I called the otters. Sorry.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 26, 2021 04:57 PM (46GDR)

8 mad mad mad mad world

Posted by: illiniwek at February 26, 2021 04:57 PM (Cus5s)

9 Was just watching that on WeaselZippers.

Jm J Acosta can eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

10 And Durham runs away.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 26, 2021 04:57 PM (ytSiK)

11 Might have had first but all that download was screwing me

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 04:57 PM (Cxk7w)

12 "You're not tall enough" LOL

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 26, 2021 04:59 PM (46GDR)

13 Why isn't it legal to keep Jim Acosta in the nuts every time you see him? It should be.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 04:59 PM (lgiXo)

14 Cpt Silly Bones.

Oh Dear Sweet Lord...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2021 05:00 PM (lmikk)

15 I haven't been around all that much lately so you all probably know about this already, but I just read this article about "vaccination passports" and it make my stomach churn. WTF, Israel?

https://bit.ly/3kwwQaz

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 05:00 PM (Ez6QX)

16 Oh, Jim...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:00 PM (UPoLF)

17 Jm J Acosta can eat a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)


Look, if you handed that guy a bottle of Crystal hot sauce, he'd ask what happened to the bag of dicks.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 26, 2021 05:00 PM (46GDR)

18 None of those links work on my PC.

Posted by: f'd at February 26, 2021 05:00 PM (+AASJ)

19 Mr. Potato Head never had any balls anyway.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

20 Can we stop calling this bullshit a "pandemic" already?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:02 PM (49Dnm)

21 Somebody called the corgis so I called the otters. Sorry.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 26, 2021 04:57 PM (46GDR)

Those are the people who otter be here.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 05:02 PM (lgiXo)

22 "Mr. Potato Head never had any balls anyway."
Just a couple of Tater Tots.

Posted by: f'd at February 26, 2021 05:02 PM (+AASJ)

23 None of those links work on my PC.
Posted by: f'd at February 26, 2021 05:00 PM (+AASJ)


PC?
Windows version? Browser?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 26, 2021 05:02 PM (46GDR)

24 18 None of those links work on my PC.


Posted by: f'd at February 26, 2021 05:00 PM (+AASJ)

Alt+F4

Fixes everything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2021 05:02 PM (xfb67)

25 Acosta should also answer why his cvnt boss, Zucker, doesn't inflict him on Psacki.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 05:02 PM (y7DUB)

26 When they said Bai-den was gonna burn all our money, I didnt realize they meant literally

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 26, 2021 05:02 PM (nUhF0)

27 We at war yet? Deep State is itching for one

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)

28 Cpt Silly Bones.

Oh Dear Sweet Lord...


Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2021 05:00 PM


Why is it these dirtbags get placed on Administrative leave? He was observed spanking the monkey. WTF!!! Fire his ass.

And now that I think of it, do you ever hear of anyone coming OFF of administrative leave? What happens there anyway? Its it like the barrel?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:03 PM (axyOa)

29 Alt+F4
Fixes everything.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2021 05:02 PM (xfb67)


Yous guys.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 26, 2021 05:03 PM (46GDR)

30 The young lady in the FBI wanted picture looks extremely dangerous. Also looks like she has a bad attitude.

Posted by: Emmie: grubby, low-born, non-billionaire commenter at February 26, 2021 05:04 PM (ofYez)

31
"PC?

Windows version? Browser?"

Something about the firewall, it says No No No, I don't go there no more.

Posted by: f'd at February 26, 2021 05:04 PM (+AASJ)

32 The Karenocracy's slow, dawning realization that The Big D doesn't give a shit about them or anyone lacking a DC address and they were just disposable pawns in a scheme to crash the economy should prove entertaining. Karen and/or Trevor's unemployment benefits will probably run out right about the same time as the summer riots and looting.

Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 05:04 PM (zcf1k)

33 Loved the Acosta clip, what a d-bag

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 05:04 PM (A57L2)

34 Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 05:00 PM (Ez6QX)

Back to the days of the yellow vaccination certificates. (I still have mine.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:04 PM (49Dnm)

35 >>>From now on "they" will be known as Potato Head.

I like it. Going forward, they pronoun choosers are potato head.

Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 05:04 PM (KnJdm)

36 That Netflix thing plays out like a hilarious parody, like something you'd see on Youtube mocking oppression games.

But honestly, with the "teaching aid" jacking it to kids... predators go where the prey is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI)

37 Oppression olympics.

Sounds like fun!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 05:04 PM (Zz0t1)

38 @joshdcaplan

Trump endorses Max Miller in Ohio to challenge Republican Rep. Anthony Gonzalez, who was one of 10 House GOP members to support impeachment of former president.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 05:05 PM (cF8AT)

39 I think that one pic is Jim Carrey, but it looks like a crazy mash-up of Johnny Ringo and Tobias Funke.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 26, 2021 05:05 PM (x8Wzq)

40 Loved the Acosta clip, what a d-bag

Yeah but he had one small point: he was doing an interview, its kinda rude to crash that and attack him, as much as he deserves the assault.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

41 Also, America's Most Wanted Trump Voter looks kinda hot. I would totally aid and abet that fugitive, if ya know what I'm sayin...

Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 05:05 PM (zcf1k)

42 Why is it these dirtbags get placed on Administrative leave? He was observed spanking the monkey. WTF!!! Fire his ass.

And now that I think of it, do you ever hear of anyone coming OFF of administrative leave? What happens there anyway? Its it like the barrel?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:03 PM (axyOa)

Unions. Mostly pedo teachers get shipped around until they arrive at an inner city school where no one cares.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 05:05 PM (Zm+LZ)

43 I think that one pic is Jim Carrey

Yeah its from Sonic The Hedgehog movie, where -- get this -- he plays a really zany and over the top bad guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

44 Loved the Acosta clip, what a d-bag
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 05:04 PM (A57L2)


"I'm just trying to do my job."

And so's the other guy. You don't like answering tough questions, do ya, Jm J?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)

45 I'll be happy when someone knocks Acosta on his ass and he has blood flowing from his mouth and nose.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 05:07 PM (nxdel)

46 Unions. Mostly pedo teachers get shipped around until they arrive at an inner city school where no one cares.

In California they put them on "leave" where they'd still "come to work" and hang out all day to get paid, but not teaching.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:07 PM (KZzsI)

47
Abbott may end mask mandates in Texas "soon". Can't be soon enough.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2021 05:07 PM (MeIaQ)

48 Quick hit!

Been a very busy day, but not anywhere near as aggravating as usual, so that's definitely something. I'll probably still be working for another few hours, but is OK.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 05:07 PM (nakwk)

49 Communism loves "they/them" pronouns. Leaves less to write on the mass grave marker.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 26, 2021 05:07 PM (pLEy5)

50 @joshdcaplan

Trump endorses Max Miller in Ohio to challenge Republican Rep. Anthony Gonzalez, who was one of 10 House GOP members to support impeachment of former president.
Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 05:05 PM (cF8AT)


I know someone who lives in his district and she said Gonzalez blindsided everyone in a MAGA district.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 05:08 PM (y7DUB)

51 40 Loved the Acosta clip, what a d-bag

Yeah but he had one small point: he was doing an interview, its kinda rude to crash that and attack him, as much as he deserves the assault.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

Crash? Like with a tire iron? Yeah, no sympathy. War!

Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 05:08 PM (KnJdm)

52 But honestly, with the "teaching aid" jacking it to kids... predators go where the prey is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI)

So the groypers are big on "we need boys taught by men in schools, not by women, because the women don't know how to interact with boys" and whatnot.

And it's like ... yeah, but the kinds of men who want to spend all day around young boys share a lot of overlap in the venn diagram with pedophiles. I'd rethink that plan, kids.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:08 PM (UPoLF)

53 Abbott may end mask mandates in Texas "soon".

Given his record, it will be announced then he'll say the mandates must last for 10 more weeks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

54 Looks like Chicago was just voted the most corrupt city in the country, beating out LA and NY. I'm shocked! Top of the world ma, top of the world!

Posted by: dartist at February 26, 2021 05:09 PM (+ya+t)

55
Mostly pedo teachers get shipped around until they arrive at an inner city school where no one cares.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 05:05 PM (Zm+LZ)

__________

But the Catholic Church is the worst institution in the world when it did the same thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2021 05:09 PM (MeIaQ)

56 Mrs. Potato Head has a mustache.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

57 So the groypers are big on "we need boys taught by men in schools, not by women, because the women don't know how to interact with boys" and whatnot.

And they are right, but... its tough to find men who want to teach kids, who are not also men who want to molest kids. But then, given hundreds of cases in the last few years, obviously that is true with women, as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:09 PM (KZzsI)

58 Been a very busy day, but not anywhere near as aggravating as usual, so that's definitely something. I'll probably still be working for another few hours, but is OK.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 05:07 PM (nakwk)

Lucky you. I was so aggravated today I went off on my boss and made her cry.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 05:10 PM (Ez6QX)

59 Jim Acosta is a punkass bitch who deserves every bit of ill treatment he's ever received or ever will receive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 05:10 PM (nakwk)

60
Yeah but he had one small point: he was doing an interview, its kinda rude to crash that and attack him, as much as he deserves the assault.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)


I don't care. Their rules, not mine. He's been a PRICK for 4+ years.

Time to reap it. Fuck him and ANYONE that looks like him.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

61
So the groypers are big on "we need boys taught by men in schools, not by women, because the women don't know how to interact with boys" and whatnot.

And it's like ... yeah, but the kinds of men who want to spend all day around young boys share a lot of overlap in the venn diagram with pedophiles. I'd rethink that plan, kids.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:08 PM (UPoLF)

Idk whay a groyper is but yeah, you basically have to draft men to teach kids and avoid that problem. Maybe like jury duty or something.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 05:10 PM (Zm+LZ)

62 That netflix "You're whiter! No, you're whiter!!!" Spazfest, reminds me of a few years ago, I wandered into a store, where to very white soibois were having an argument.

Very white, as in a very light blonde guy was arguing with a very pale ginger. It looked like the Iceland VS Ireland Round of Snow Drift Hide-and-Go Seek.

Anyway, the4 ginger finally played his "mike drop" by snarling,

"You're so white!!!!" and flouncing away.

I laughed myself silly.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 26, 2021 05:11 PM (EERbD)

63 Stellar job accosting Acosta.

Posted by: ProfShade - Ashli Babbit report? at February 26, 2021 05:11 PM (yCnQF)

64
I hear the SS Lincoln Project is in search of a skipper.

Posted by: Captain Silly Bones at February 26, 2021 05:11 PM (sCTt7)

65 Lucky you. I was so aggravated today I went off on my boss and made her cry.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 05:10 PM (Ez6QX)

You're my new hero.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 05:11 PM (nakwk)

66 Next up: Operation. Kids will be amputating the groin.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

67 Mrs. Potato Head has a mustache.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:09 PM (v0R5T)


NEW Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head with the interchangeable cock 'n balls attachment!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

68
Listen to your kids. They know what feels right and true to them.

I want chocolate cake and candy bars for breakfast.

Posted by: Your kids at February 26, 2021 05:11 PM (63Dwl)

69 Mrs. Potato Head has a mustache.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

And tater tots.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2021 05:12 PM (W+T/C)

70 Light Day Posting Ace is Best Ace.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 05:12 PM (yQpMk)

71 At least on the STEM side of the fence, men might be more willing to teach kids if the pay wasn't a total joke. The education system has backed itself into a corner where smart people with valuable skills don't want to touch it for a multitude of reasons, but there's a line out the door for idiots and the marginally useful since it beats flipping burgers and is less risky than prostitution.

Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 05:12 PM (zcf1k)

72 Yeah but he had one small point: he was doing an interview, its kinda rude to crash that and attack him, as much as he deserves the assault.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

Paleeeese! Acosta is the personification of rude.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 05:12 PM (cF8AT)

73 Yeah but he had one small point: he was doing an interview, its kinda rude to crash that and attack him, as much as he deserves the assault.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)


As much as you make an ordinarily valid point, when Huckabee was the press secretary, the diminutive little cocksucker once stubbornly refused to reliquish the microphone after his question had been thoroughly answered and he acted like a petulant brat.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 05:12 PM (y7DUB)

74
Yeah but he had one small point: he was doing an interview, its kinda rude to crash that and attack him, as much as he deserves the assault.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

coz we should totally respect his boundaries, like he respects ours

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 26, 2021 05:12 PM (nUhF0)

75 Straker Aide

Overhead Projector

...

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2021 05:13 PM (2AZF1)

76 70 Light Day Posting Flow Ace is Best Ace.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 05:12 PM (yQpMk)

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 05:13 PM (nakwk)

77 In California they put them on "leave" where they'd still "come to work" and hang out all day to get paid, but not teaching.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:07 PM (KZzsI)
------------

My late father was an elementary school principal. Even back when, it was difficult to get rid of bad teachers, because he tried. Finally, he would just move them to where they could do the least damage.

The school I retired from, had an instructor, that, by all accounts, could teach, but, he sort of had a problem with the needle and the spoon, He wound up OD'ing.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 26, 2021 05:13 PM (2SdPm)

78 When it comes to Jm J Acosta and any other of the liberal media, it's do unto others. They've been doing unto US for a LONG time, so it's time they get some 'as they do unto you' kicked back in their faces.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Mrs. Potato Head has a mustache.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:09 PM (v0R5T)


She's half-Irish, half-Greek.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:13 PM (jOcSX)

80 Abbott may end mask mandates in Texas "soon". Can't be soon enough.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2021 05:07 PM (MeIaQ)


He misspelled "tomorrow."

Wheels must be squeaky.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Stroker Aide

dammit.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2021 05:14 PM (2AZF1)

82 You're my new hero.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 05:11 PM (nakwk)

I felt bad about it afterwards but some of this stuff has been building for a long time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 05:14 PM (Ez6QX)

83 He wanted to be "Captain Silly Boners" but he forgot to proof his business cards, so he just ran with it.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 05:14 PM (QC3fr)

84 Next up: Operation. Kids will be amputating the groin.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:11 PM (v0R5T)


Damn...I was halfway through typing that.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:14 PM (axyOa)

85 Idk whay a groyper is but yeah, you basically have to draft men to teach kids and avoid that problem. Maybe like jury duty or something.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 05:10 PM (Zm+LZ)

Oh, they're like... I don't know what you'd call them. Look up Nick Fuentes, he's their thought leader or whatever. It's a bunch of Gen Z'ers, mostly Catholic, with some pretty ... 1950's -type views on the world, to put it kindly.

They're the ones always trolling Charlie Kirk at his speeches on college campuses, the videos of which are pretty hilarious. He was doing a "win the culture wars" speaking circuit with a black gay guy and at every school they went to they had people asking questions like "how does anal sex help us win the culture war?!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:14 PM (UPoLF)

86 @Breaking911

BREAKING: U.S. expert panel endorses Johnson & Johnson's one-dose COVID-19 vaccine; FDA will make final decision soon. - AP

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 05:15 PM (cF8AT)

87 Cross dressing potatoes. What will they think of next?

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

88 Well, after perusing that drop of crazy, my day is complete.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 26, 2021 05:15 PM (jvt6t)

89 I just read that Durham will remain in charge of the Spygate probe while resigning as a US attorney.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 26, 2021 05:15 PM (DBPIP)

90 Yes, Durham's leaving. Why bother staying? With Trump out now, there's no need for "an active investigation" to hinder PDT from releasing information. See the sock link.

Posted by: amdycanuck at February 26, 2021 05:15 PM (d6he9)

91 Lucky you. I was so aggravated today I went off on my boss and made her cry.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 05:10 PM (Ez6QX)


Ahhh...you weren't going off on a Zoom meeting were you?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:15 PM (axyOa)

92 Hey ace, why don't you do a couple more posts and then take the rest of the week off. You deserve it!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 26, 2021 05:15 PM (m45I2)

93 Oh, Acosta is a jerk who interrupts people and deserves a savage beating, no question. I'm just saying he wasn't wrong that he was doing an interview and its rude to interrupt like that.

Rude and horrible people like that do not deserve nor have they earned the right to be treated decently, I agree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

94 Yeah but he had one small point: he was doing an interview, its kinda rude to crash that and attack him, as much as he deserves the assault.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor a

I don't care, come to the dark side with me, it much more fun here. We can take a joke and should be able to dish it out as well as take it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 05:15 PM (A57L2)

95 Heya Horde;

Not sure how true this is but I just got an alert on my cell about Durham resigning effective midnight Saturday. Are my deepest fears about to be realized?? Was he just another deep state stooge and anti-trump??

So tired of these fucking cocksuckers and their bullshit.. Just stop it already. We are so totally fucked

Posted by: Al Swearingen at February 26, 2021 05:16 PM (YJ7Ax)

96 Capt. Silly Bones indeed. Bonus white supremacist!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 26, 2021 05:16 PM (jvt6t)

97 It's a bunch of Gen Z'ers, mostly Catholic, with some pretty ... 1950's -type views on the world, to put it kindly.

These sound like people I could get along with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

98
I want chocolate cake and candy bars for breakfast.
Posted by: Your kids at February 26, 2021 05:11 PM (63Dwl)


And while we're at it, cut off my willy......

Said no kid EVER that wasn't completely destroyed mentally by their parents.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Mrs. Potato Head has a mustache.

***

She's also got Bette Davis eyes.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 26, 2021 05:17 PM (m45I2)

100 Heya Horde;

Not sure how true this is but I just got an alert on my cell about Durham resigning effective midnight Saturday. Are my deepest fears about to be realized?? Was he just another deep state stooge and anti-trump??

So tired of these fucking cocksuckers and their bullshit.. Just stop it already. We are so totally fucked

Posted by: Al Swearingen at February 26, 2021 05:16 PM


**Looks at phone with disgust**

All I get are Amber Alert.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:17 PM (axyOa)

101 Wars are cool now, right? But what if our bombs are killing brown people?

Help me, Joe and Psaki. You're our only hope.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

102 Captain Clown Boner

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 05:17 PM (yQpMk)

103 Anyway, PSA for those dealing with and looking after parent or parents who are in mental decline..make sure to keep in touch with the friends of your parents and keep them abreast of what is going on.

As I found out, the hard way, if you don't keep people in the loop, when they talk to your parents, they'll believe whatever your parent says to them, and, you'll wind up doing damage control.

Also, again, and I just got caught by this, if they are long time friends, be careful, because discussing what's going on and the changes in personality, the person you're speaking with may very well wind up in tears.

/PSA

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 26, 2021 05:17 PM (2SdPm)

104 Acostya still has a job?

Huh.

Why would CPAC even consider giving this fucktard a press pass? And that Marcus dude should have been more aggressive with him... as in physically, with a bat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 26, 2021 05:18 PM (3H9h1)

105 willowed

i miss 3-4% body fat...

high school was fun.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 04:50 PM (8D42x)

Jerry Rice was lauded for his hard workouts and he had 7% in his prime.
What the hell were you, beef jerky?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2021 04:57 PM (z79tQ)

unless they screwed up the measurements, i think that's not far off. i was 5'10" 148 at the time. and had just finished 2 weeks of 3 a days soccer pre-season training. that was back when my BP said i was dead and pulse was molasses in winter. and i ate like i was the school garbage can. plus i hadn't discovered alcohol yet.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 05:14 PM (8D42x)

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 05:18 PM (8D42x)

106
I guess it was kind of rude to interrupt Acosta.

It would also be rude to run up and slap him in the face with a tube sock full of warm dogshit.

That would be a terrible thing to do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2021 05:19 PM (sCTt7)

107 I live on the coast and get Amber Alerts at 3:00 am about possible child abductions in Atlanta.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

108 Acosta does interviews, where he's not shrieking like an imbecile but asking honest questions then waiting for an answer?
He does that?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 05:19 PM (lgiXo)

109

I think we can just agree to disagree.

Translation: I won the argument. You can just shut up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2021 05:19 PM (63Dwl)

110 In case you haven't noticed, we have female teachers molesting boys too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 26, 2021 05:20 PM (YynYJ)

111 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2021 05:19 PM (sCTt7)

Terrible.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 26, 2021 05:20 PM (jvt6t)

112 I learned what a "groyper" is some months ago on This Very Blog, but I'm so uninterested in what it is that I've forgotten again.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 05:20 PM (GLv8N)

113 107 I live on the coast and get Amber Alerts at 3:00 am about possible child abductions in Atlanta.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

I get those too but I'm still living in Atlanta for the time being so I guess that's more justified.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 05:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

114 But the Catholic Church is the worst institution in the world when it did the same thing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2021 05:09 PM (MeIaQ)


Public schools dwarf the Catholic church regarding the volume of pedophile cases, which you'd never know from the enemedia reporting.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 05:20 PM (y7DUB)

115 All I get are Amber Alert.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:17 PM (axyOa)

I'm sure it makes me a terrible person, but I disabled those on my phone.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 05:21 PM (Ez6QX)

116 plus i hadn't discovered alcohol yet.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 05:14 PM

And we get to the bottom line.

I was a stud when I graduated from Airborne School. 6'2", 190 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.
Then I went to Germany and discovered REAL BIER!
Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:21 PM (axyOa)

117 The problem with finding men to teach is that men are automatically assumed to be predators. Not to mention that the educational establishment is incredibly feminized, so men who enter the profession can't actually treat boys like young men in need of mentorship and guidance. Instead you have to treat young boys like... young girls.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:21 PM (jOcSX)

118 Blake, yep went thru that with my MIL. Her dementia was so bad she accused my husband of raping her. That was the worst of it, stuff before that she would tell people.. we were shocked. Of course no one believed the rape story but still.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 05:22 PM (nxdel)

119 I hear the SS Lincoln Project is in search of a skipper.
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Dear Diary, Today I went down with the ship.

Posted by: amdycanuck at February 26, 2021 05:22 PM (d6he9)

120 I learned what a "groyper" is some months ago on This Very Blog, but I'm so uninterested in what it is that I've forgotten again.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 05:20 PM (GLv8N)
.........

it's a big ugly fish, right?

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:22 PM (v0R5T)

121 I get more lost old people alerts than Amber Alerts.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 05:22 PM (yQpMk)

122 These sound like people I could get along with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

Ehhh... they don't love immigrants. Despite many of them being hispanic, Italian, and Irish.

Also not the biggest fans of the Jews.

Let's just say that they're a bit controversial. I keep my distance, although I casually know a few in real life.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:23 PM (UPoLF)

123 110 There has been some quite famous or infamous cases, some nice and some you wouldn't chase if a case of beer was downed.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 05:23 PM (Cxk7w)

124 plus i hadn't discovered alcohol yet.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 05:14 PM

And we get to the bottom line.

I was a stud when I graduated from Airborne School. 6'2", 190 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.
Then I went to Germany and discovered REAL BIER!
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:21 PM (axyOa)

there's a reason we call it beer league hockey. it's my hydration on the bench. sure competition is fun, and i like to win, but it's an excuse to get out of the house and have a few.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 05:23 PM (8D42x)

125 The alt-right are interesting. They're basically third-gen conservatives: young enough to question all of the assumptions of post-WWII conservatism and far enough removed that they don't have the blind love for the institutions that earlier conservatives have.

I can't be alt-right, however, because of the anti-semitism. I love big-tittied jewesses too much.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:23 PM (jOcSX)

126 I'm sure it makes me a terrible person, but I disabled those on my phone.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 05:21 PM (Ez6QX)


:-)
Well, you just said you made your boss cry, ya big meanie poopoo head!

I'd like to turn it off on my damned TV...I'm in my living room, I really doubt I'm going to see some Subaru with some missing kid from Yakima.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:24 PM (axyOa)

127 I think we can just agree to disagree.

Translation: I won the argument. You can just shut up.


"Oh great Wise Man, what have you learned in life?" "That it is a waste of time to argue with fools." "I disagree!" "You are right."

Ehhh... they don't love immigrants. Despite many of them being hispanic, Italian, and Irish.

Also not the biggest fans of the Jews.


I wonder how much of that is bad rep by people that hate conservatives or actually valid?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

128 I'm so old that some of the male teachers in my HS were combat vets of the Korean War. I had a history teacher that I just knew killed chicom soldiers at will. You didn't fuck around with him.

Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2021 05:25 PM (gmo/4)

129 112 I learned what a "groyper" is some months ago on This Very Blog, but I'm so uninterested in what it is that I've forgotten again.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 05:20 PM (GLv8N)

The mainstream media calls them "far right white supremacists" and that they're "Donald trump mega fans" if that helps. (I know it doesn't, they use that label on everyone.)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:25 PM (UPoLF)

130 Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:24 PM (axyOa)

Looks like we got us a Moron of the Month!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 26, 2021 05:25 PM (jvt6t)

131 @nypost 1m

Gov. Cuomo dropped from LGBT gala set to honor him https://trib.al/J5bEqnc


Hahahaha...

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 05:25 PM (cF8AT)

132 Blake, yep went thru that with my MIL. Her dementia was so bad she accused my husband of raping her. That was the worst of it, stuff before that she would tell people.. we were shocked. Of course no one believed the rape story but still.

Posted by: Jewells45


Dad tripped on the step in the kitchen one night after I left. The next day he told his best friend that I had pushed him down and that is where he got the big gash on his forehead.

Friend didn't believe him and asked me about it.

Posted by: Infidel at werk at February 26, 2021 05:25 PM (/oG9s)

133 I learned what a "groyper" is some months ago on This Very Blog, but I'm so uninterested in what it is that I've forgotten again.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 05:20 PM (GLv8N)
.........

it's a big ugly fish, right?
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:22 PM (v0R5T)


S.E. Cupp?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 05:25 PM (y7DUB)

134 Reactionary zoomers? Well, I never.

OTOH I always sort of hoped that they would learn what not to do from us millennials as our generation self destructs. Maybe this is a step in that direction, albeit a somewhat extreme one.

Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 05:25 PM (zcf1k)

135 Abbott may end mask mandates in Texas "soon".

Three weasel words: "may", "soon" and "Abbott".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 26, 2021 05:26 PM (86s+O)

136 there's a reason we call it beer league hockey. it's my hydration on the bench. sure competition is fun, and i like to win, but it's an excuse to get out of the house and have a few.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 05:23 PM (8D42x)

This!
Or in my case, garage chores.
Hydration is a must!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:26 PM (axyOa)

137 Hey everybody.

It's probably already been reported here, but story at Twitchy that at CPAC, Acosta was surrounded by attendees shouting at him "CNN sucks!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 05:26 PM (L2ZTs)

138 I can't be alt-right, however, because of the anti-semitism. I love big-tittied jewesses too much.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:23 PM (jOcSX)

so, abby shapiro?...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 05:26 PM (8D42x)

139 Fuck Acosta. Treat others how you'd like to be treated. We've seen many times how he treats others. Fuck him and feed him catfish.

Posted by: dartist at February 26, 2021 05:26 PM (+ya+t)

140 129 112 I learned what a "groyper" is some months ago on This Very Blog, but I'm so uninterested in what it is that I've forgotten again.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 05:20 PM (GLv8N)

The mainstream media calls them "far right white supremacists" and that they're "Donald trump mega fans" if that helps. (I know it doesn't, they use that label on everyone.)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:25 PM (UPoLF)

So they were the guys responsible for the gamestop surge and burning down the capitol?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 05:26 PM (Zm+LZ)

141 That would be a terrible thing to do.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2021 05:19 PM (sCTt7)

Smack him with a frozen salmon. Then eat the evidence.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 05:27 PM (okGHj)

142 I'll be happy when someone knocks Acosta on his ass and he has blood flowing from his mouth and nose.
Posted by: Jewells45


Wow, baby.

Diogenes Lamp (not our present poster Diogenes) sometimes known as D-Lamp, got banned for life for saying stuff like that a few years ago.

Yeah, I would like to drag him behind a pick-up truck face down on a gravel road.
But....that's just me. Crazy nutjob that I am.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 26, 2021 05:27 PM (vcOmj)

143 @EpochTimes 1m

US Attorney #JohnDurham, who was tapped by former Attorney General #WilliamBarr to lead a special counsel probe into the origins of the Trump-Russia inquiry, announced his resignation from his position as US attorney of the District of Connecticut.


How much money was spent on his 'investigation'?

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 05:27 PM (cF8AT)

144 I wonder how much of that is bad rep by people that hate conservatives or actually valid?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

I've watched enough Nick Fuentes to say that while the media obviously exaggerates it, it is not without a basis in reality.

For example, his "if cookie monster had to bake 6 million cookies, and only had 3 years to do so, how many ovens would he need" clip (which I think is what got him kicked off of youtube) was not necessarily the best look, and one could see how a person could interpret that as, at the very least, questioning the story of the holocaust.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:27 PM (UPoLF)

145 Blake, yep went thru that with my MIL. Her dementia was so bad she accused my husband of raping her. That was the worst of it, stuff before that she would tell people.. we were shocked. Of course no one believed the rape story but still.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 05:22 PM (nxdel)
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Wow.

But, yeah, it's difficult when they're able to carry on a coherent conversation, even though their side is mostly lies. Though, I hesitate to call it lying, because they tend to honestly believe what they're saying.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 26, 2021 05:27 PM (2SdPm)

146 Also not the biggest fans of the Jews.

I wonder how much of that is bad rep by people that hate conservatives or actually valid?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

It goes by degrees, but it's there. It ranges from benign "They mostly support the Democrats" to full on "THE JEW IS CRAFTY" effluvia.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 05:28 PM (gAFsE)

147 Wars are cool now, right? But what if our bombs are killing brown people?

Help me, Joe and Psaki. You're our only hope.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!


Bombs for some
Covid relief checks for others.

and..salute the Marines....zzzz.......

Posted by: Joe Biden, Vegetable Democrat at February 26, 2021 05:28 PM (vcOmj)

148 ace isnt the twitchy2.0 we deserve.

He's the twitchy 2.0 we need.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 26, 2021 05:29 PM (ohOLP)

149 The lovely Catalina Lauf is running to replace Adam Kinzinger and her first ad is out, calling her an "America First Movement" candidate. I'm sure she would have called herself a Republican, as she is running in the GOP primary, but why confuse the voters?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 26, 2021 05:29 PM (9uflq)

150 I'm so old that some of the male teachers in my HS were combat vets of the Korean War. I had a history teacher that I just knew killed chicom soldiers at will. You didn't fuck around with him.
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2021 05:25 PM (gmo/4)


Yup, and that's a huge piece of it: previous generations of men who entered the teaching profession were full of military vets, or had worked in masculine professions of some sort. That brings a certain culture to the classroom.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:29 PM (jOcSX)

151 So they were the guys responsible for the gamestop surge and burning down the capitol?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 05:26 PM (Zm+LZ)

ha, well ACTUALLY ... Nick Fuentes was definitely in DC that day, and allegedly entered the capitol, although I don't know if that's true or not.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:29 PM (UPoLF)

152 The FBI has come a long way, baby

I wonder how their search for Lady Gaga's dogs is going? Might wanna bring in an outside expert. Like OJ.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 26, 2021 05:30 PM (4qMNK)

153 Oh Infidel, I know that had to be painful. Dementia is horrible. I would never wish it on anyone. well ok, maybe terrorists.. and politicians.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 05:30 PM (nxdel)

154 It would also be rude to run up and slap him in the face with a tube sock full of warm dogshit.

That would be a terrible thing to do.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

How about a tube sock full of rolls of quarters?

Charles Bronson did that in "Death Wish".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 26, 2021 05:30 PM (vcOmj)

155 Diogenes Lamp (not our present poster Diogenes) sometimes known as D-Lamp, got banned for life for saying stuff like that a few years ago.

Yeah, I would like to drag him behind a pick-up truck face down on a gravel road.
But....that's just me. Crazy nutjob that I am.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 26, 2021 05:27 PM

***
Yeah...that weren't me!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:30 PM (axyOa)

156 Dad tripped on the step in the kitchen one night after I left. The next day he told his best friend that I had pushed him down and that is where he got the big gash on his forehead.

Friend didn't believe him and asked me about it.
Posted by: Infidel at werk at February 26, 2021 05:25 PM (/oG9s)

Took Dad to the ER last night. He was peeing blood. Turns out his prostate cancer is growing into his bladder. Anywho, he cursed me, the monitors, and just about everything but never the nurses or doctors. To them he was a model citizen.

It occured to me that, even when he can't remember what year it is or who is the President (the horror), he knew that he didn't care much for his fourth daughter.

Not everything goes.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 05:30 PM (okGHj)

157 So they were the guys responsible for the gamestop surge and burning down the capitol?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 05:26 PM (Zm+LZ)
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And probably also global warming and the Heartbreak of Psoriasis.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 05:31 PM (GLv8N)

158 Dad tripped on the step in the kitchen one night after I left. The next day he told his best friend that I had pushed him down and that is where he got the big gash on his forehead.

Friend didn't believe him and asked me about it.
Posted by: Infidel at werk at February 26, 2021 05:25 PM (/oG9s)
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I hear you and have a version of that I'm currently dealing with.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 26, 2021 05:31 PM (2SdPm)

159 Catalina Lauf may have the same ad producers Kim Klacik used, as (like Klacik) she opens her ad with a walking start.

https://tinyurl.com/3j6rmcw5

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 26, 2021 05:31 PM (9uflq)

160 It goes by degrees, but it's there. It ranges from benign "They mostly support the Democrats" to full on "THE JEW IS CRAFTY" effluvia.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 05:28 PM (gAFsE)


A lot of it seems to be shitlording for the sake of shitlording, as well as reflexive countercultural challenge to any accepted narrative.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:31 PM (jOcSX)

161 150 Yup, and that's a huge piece of it: previous generations of men who entered the teaching profession were full of military vets, or had worked in masculine professions of some sort. That brings a certain culture to the classroom.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:29 PM (jOcSX)


Come to think of it, most of my male teachers (late 90s, early 00s) were ex military. At least one of them was in Desert Storm and would talk about it sometimes.

Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 05:31 PM (zcf1k)

162 dartist, catfish is too good for Acosta. :-)
I'd go with a nice salad made from rotten anchovies and lots of gympie-gympie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)

163 The FBI has come a long way, baby

I wonder how their search for Lady Gaga's dogs is going? Might wanna bring in an outside expert. Like OJ.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 26, 2021 05:30 PM (4qMNK)

***

so...would the Feds use search dogs to find other dogs?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:32 PM (axyOa)

164 Though, I hesitate to call it lying, because they tend to honestly believe what they're saying.

They absolutely do. Boy we went round and round with hubby's other 7 siblings over this. They kept saying MOMS LYING! Yes.. to YOU she is. But to her it's the truth. It was like talking to a brick wall though.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 05:32 PM (nxdel)

165 I hear you and have a version of that I'm currently dealing with.

Posted by: blake


Sorry to hear that Blake. It's rough duty. My brother who saw once or twice a year didn't see any problems.

Posted by: Infidel at werk at February 26, 2021 05:33 PM (/oG9s)

166 Gov. Cuomo dropped from LGBT gala set to honor him
Hi. Andrew. Disappointing news. Can you call us back when you get a chance? It's kind of important...

Posted by: The Emmys at February 26, 2021 05:33 PM (4qMNK)

167 Come to think of it, most of my male teachers (late 90s, early 00s) were ex military. At least one of them was in Desert Storm and would talk about it sometimes.
Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 05:31 PM (zcf1k)


My sixth grade teacher was retired Army and a former drill sergeant. When he taught the Civil War he marched us around the basketball court.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:33 PM (jOcSX)

168 I want to drink with Julie Kelly and stroke her hair.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 05:34 PM (guGkK)

169
Yup, and that's a huge piece of it: previous generations of men who entered the teaching profession were full of military vets, or had worked in masculine professions of some sort. That brings a certain culture to the classroom.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:29 PM (jOcSX)

Strangely, when making inquiries into becoming a teacher, I was told I was needed, and badly. Why? Because I am a man. THAT is a head scratcher.

Looking back through time, I only even had ONE male teacher in elementary school, and if I had to guess, about a quarter of my teachers in middle school were male, and in HS it was closer to half.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:34 PM (49Dnm)

170 I'm so old that some of the male teachers in my HS were combat vets of the Korean War. I had a history teacher that I just knew killed chicom soldiers at will. You didn't fuck around with him.
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2021 05:25 PM (gmo/4)

Yup, and that's a huge piece of it: previous generations of men who entered the teaching profession were full of military vets, or had worked in masculine professions of some sort. That brings a certain culture to the classroom.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:29 PM (jOcSX)

Mr H. was my Jr High PE teacher and football coach. He made the march up to the Chozen and the return. One tough dude. And a really great teacher.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:34 PM (axyOa)

171 @10

For clarity, it's..

John Durham bravely runs away.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2021 05:34 PM (g2DR4)

172 I'm so old that some of the male teachers in my HS were combat vets of the Korean War. I had a history teacher that I just knew killed chicom soldiers at will. You didn't fuck around with him.
Posted by: Archer


My high school chemistry teacher was a Navy Fleet meteorologist in WWII. He retired in 1956 as a full commander. He was pretty proud of that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 26, 2021 05:35 PM (vcOmj)

173 My sixth grade teacher was retired Army and a former drill sergeant. When he taught the Civil War he marched us around the basketball court.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:33 PM (jOcSX)

The only teacher who could reach my son was an ex-Air Force drill instructor, whatever they call them in the Chair Force. He knew how to keep a boy's attention.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 05:35 PM (okGHj)

174 I wonder how their search for Lady Gaga's dogs is going? Might wanna bring in an outside expert. Like OJ.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 26, 2021 05:30 PM (4qMNK)



They hired Lassie but all he did was lead them to Timmy, who was stuck in a well again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 05:35 PM (guGkK)

175 You'll never pry my Emmy outta my cold, dead hands.....

Posted by: Gov Cuomo - Mass Murderer at February 26, 2021 05:35 PM (jvt6t)

176 Sorry to hear that Blake. It's rough duty. My brother who saw once or twice a year didn't see any problems.
Posted by: Infidel at werk at February 26, 2021 05:33 PM (/oG9s)
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Now that's tough.

It's just my wife and I dealing with this and, when I hear this kind of thing, it makes me glad I'm not also dealing with multiple siblings.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 26, 2021 05:35 PM (2SdPm)

177 I think something that also helps with the military-in-schools thing is that they're getting some extra bennies that softens the pay-gap blow that I was on about in an earlier comment.

Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (zcf1k)

178 dartist, catfish is too good for Acosta. :-)
I'd go with a nice salad made from rotten anchovies and lots of gympie-gympie.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)

Durian fruit...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (8D42x)

179 The best priest I ever met was in college. He had been a chaplain on a ship in WWII. Dude had seen and heard it all. You couldn't phase this guy. Rock solid, too, and still said his private Mass in Latin, even though that was not exactly allowed at the time.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (okGHj)

180 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)

181 Fvck you. I'm vision impaired......

Posted by: Timmy at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (jvt6t)

182 And it's like ... yeah, but the kinds of men who want to spend all day around young boys share a lot of overlap in the venn diagram with pedophiles. I'd rethink that plan, kids.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:08 PM (UPoLF)

Those aren't men, they're monsters. Just like the scout leaders, priests, etc. that do that kind of thing.
In a true patriarchy, the men would rein in those monsters to some degree, by means legal or otherwise. Keeps the rest scared, which they should be.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2021 05:37 PM (z79tQ)

183 You'll never pry my Emmy outta my cold, dead hands.....
Posted by: Gov Cuomo - Mass Murderer at February 26, 2021 05:35 PM (jvt6t)



COME AND GET ME, COPPERS!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 05:37 PM (guGkK)

184 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)

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West Coast Swing or East Coast?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 26, 2021 05:37 PM (2SdPm)

185 Looking back through time, I only even had ONE male teacher in elementary school, and if I had to guess, about a quarter of my teachers in middle school were male, and in HS it was closer to half.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:34 PM (49Dnm)

I had lots of male teachers in high school. One of them stared at my boobs so much I finally had to tell him they don't talk.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 05:37 PM (xeB56)

186 180 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)


YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 05:38 PM (okGHj)

187 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!

Jesus, okay! *puts drink down*. Does it matter if I'm a woman?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 05:38 PM (nxdel)

188 Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)


OK...please don't kill me...

Posted by: Zombie Fred Astaire at February 26, 2021 05:38 PM (jvt6t)

189 Someone once asked Timmy who keeps throwing him down all these wells. He said, "Hunter Biden."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 05:38 PM (L2ZTs)

190 I want to drink with Julie Kelly and stroke her hair.

Her and Emerald Robinson

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:38 PM (KZzsI)

191 A pity the teaching profession is so owned by the Libs. Having more military retirees around would eventually chase off the pedos.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:38 PM (axyOa)

192 nurse ratched:

https://youtu.be/op9ApJJyhD4

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 05:39 PM (L2ZTs)

193 Blake if you ever need to vent feel free to email me. Just my nic at yahoo. Hubby and I went through alot with his mom.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 05:39 PM (nxdel)

194 Let's see. 350 million Americans, and 350,000 dead. That's 0.1%. One in a thousand.

Let's say the the typical victim loses 1,000 days of life -- Covid victims skew old, and 1,000 days may be high, but it makes for a round number.

Covid has reduced American life expectancy by one day. One day!

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 26, 2021 05:39 PM (ZHVt1)

195 I wonder how their search for Lady Gaga's dogs is going?
.......

word on the street is they're both named Zed

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

196 In a true patriarchy, the men would rein in those monsters to some degree, by means legal or otherwise. Keeps the rest scared, which they should be.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2021 05:37 PM (z79tQ)


That's how it works around here. There were several "disappearances" during the 1970s that have never been solved. Male Jr. High teachers, if memory serves.

Not sure how it works now, but not many male teachers these days.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 05:39 PM (okGHj)

197 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)

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West Coast Swing or East Coast?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 26, 2021 05:37 PM (2SdPm)


If it's argentine tango I'll give her a spin.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:40 PM (jOcSX)

198 I had lots of male teachers in high school. One of them stared at my boobs so much I finally had to tell him they don't talk.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 05:37 PM


A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Posted by: zombie Marcel Marceau at February 26, 2021 05:40 PM (DMUuz)

199 I was called Timmy until university. I hated it because of Lassie.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 05:40 PM (lgiXo)

200 #89 It won't shake my belief in the kabuki investigation (Gee! I sure hope they uncovered some killer evidence in the last two months that wasn't available/ discovered/ known 12 months ago!) but do you have a link for that? [Curious and not doubting you.]

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2021 05:40 PM (d6he9)

201 Acosta needs more of that sort of treatment several times every single day.

As do pretty much every single member of the MSM.

Let them live with the standard they set.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 26, 2021 05:41 PM (EERbD)

202 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)

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West Coast Swing or East Coast?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 26, 2021 05:37 PM (2SdPm)


Suddenly in my head I'm hearing Glen Miller.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:41 PM (axyOa)

203 Those aren't men, they're monsters. Just like the scout leaders, priests, etc. that do that kind of thing.
In a true patriarchy, the men would rein in those monsters to some degree, by means legal or otherwise. Keeps the rest scared, which they should be.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2021 05:37 PM (z79tQ)

Yeah, I mean, there is some truth in that. These things happened less often in the past because there was a very real threat of being murdered by the child's male relatives in a very horrific way and the police would rule it a suicide and move on.

I don't know the solution though, extra judicial killings doesn't seem to be the best move.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:41 PM (UPoLF)

204 "Look up Nick Fuentes, he's their thought leader or whatever"

Which means NO ONE is thinking.

"Thought leader". SMFH. God I fucking hate what has become of language today.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:42 PM (49Dnm)

205 I could take a whipping from woman teachers but the first paddlin' I got from a man teacher in JrHS brought tears to my eyes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 05:42 PM (yQpMk)

206 Blake if you ever need to vent feel free to email me. Just my nic at yahoo. Hubby and I went through alot with his mom.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 05:39 PM (nxdel)
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Thanks, I appreciate it.

And thanks for sharing your experiences.

I know there are couple of people that hang out here that are dealing with or starting to deal with parents that are declining, mentally, so, I thought I'd toss something up, in case they were lurking.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 26, 2021 05:42 PM (2SdPm)

207 197 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)


You prefer a good waltz or a nice two step?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 26, 2021 05:42 PM (jvt6t)

208 I wonder how their search for Lady Gaga's dogs is going?
.......

word on the street is they're both named Zed
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:39 PM (v0R5T)
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Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 05:42 PM (GLv8N)

209 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM


I can really move, I'm in the groove

Posted by: Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine at February 26, 2021 05:42 PM (DMUuz)

210 He would have made RDML Serious Bones if he applied himself.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2021 05:43 PM (SFSVc)

211 I said Don't you dare look back, put your eyes on me

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 05:43 PM (Cxk7w)

212 A lot of it seems to be shitlording for the sake of shitlording, as well as reflexive countercultural challenge to any accepted narrative.

Yeah I think people have to get used to the younger person's idea of humor and the way they respond to being told not to do things today. 4Chan sounds like a sewer or racist sexism but at least half of it is just "the more you tell me not to do this the more I'm going to because F you" attitude.

One of them stared at my boobs so much I finally had to tell him they don't talk.

I caught myself talking to a girl's chest once, but it wasn't because I was fixated on her boobs. I was shy and was thinking so hard on what we were talking about I wasn't really paying attention to what I was saying. Then I realized I was staring right at her boobs and got super embarrassed.

Not that its what this guy was doing, sometimes the rack just draws attention.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:43 PM (KZzsI)

213 Question: was there one single feature of The Swamp that was reduced or changed for the better between 2017 and 2020? If so I mustah mist it.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at February 26, 2021 05:43 PM (KXAsT)

214 Really wish Costco still had their hot dogs available to non-members.

Thanks to their change they've lost a lot of business from folks like me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 05:44 PM (L2ZTs)

215 I don't know the solution though, extra judicial killings doesn't seem to be the best move.

Just the opposite. The elimination of extra judicial solutions is the problem. Granting the monopoly on such things to the state is precisely why we are here, at this point in time.

And that option has not been eliminated from the common man, FYI. Its just made those clans willing to do so outlaws, and needless enemies. Its made clans like mine re-examine our relationship with the state.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 05:45 PM (chkoV)

216 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM



Can you do the Pony?

Just like Boney Marony?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 26, 2021 05:45 PM (EERbD)

217 Cringe, PDT didn't have enough time or cooperation to really drain the swamp. He could only expose it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 05:45 PM (L2ZTs)

218 The dissident Psyop of all the posting Ls online has been a huge propaganda victory for our side and free speech.
Always hilarious and should be bookmarked.

Posted by: Posting Ls online at February 26, 2021 05:46 PM (85L0G)

219 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM


Here's your dance, and perhaps one for The Horde:

https://tinyurl.com/4b9atbud

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 05:46 PM (DMUuz)

220 That's how it works around here. There were several "disappearances" during the 1970s that have never been solved. Male Jr. High teachers, if memory serves.

Not sure how it works now, but not many male teachers these days.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 05:39 PM (okGHj)

Well...
...
...I hope they were at least actually guilty. 'Cuz getting lynched little Bobby or Susie decided they don't like you would suck.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 05:46 PM (gAFsE)

221 Which means NO ONE is thinking.

"Thought leader". SMFH. God I fucking hate what has become of language today.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:42 PM (49Dnm)

Well, I don't know what to call him. He's not their leader, but he's the most prominent, and has had a YouTube channel (well, he moved to another platform when he got banned) since he was like in high school, and he coined the term "groyper." So what's a better term for him?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:46 PM (UPoLF)

222 Suddenly in my head I'm hearing Glen Miller.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:41 PM (axyOa)



West Coast Swing isn't usually danced to actual 40s swing music.


https://tinyurl.com/kr46dm2

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 05:47 PM (guGkK)

223 Really wish Costco still had their hot dogs available to non-members.

Thanks to their change they've lost a lot of business from folks like me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 05:44 PM (L2ZTs)


You seem to have misunderstood their business model.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 26, 2021 05:47 PM (EERbD)

224 You'll never pry my Emmy outta my cold, dead hands.....

Posted by: Gov Cuomo - Mass Murderer at February 26, 2021 05:35 PM (jvt6t)





COME AND GET ME, COPPERS!!!!



Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 05:37 PM (guGkK)

TOP OF THE WORLD, MA!

Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2021 05:47 PM (gmo/4)

225 205 I could take a whipping from woman teachers but the first paddlin' I got from a man teacher in JrHS brought tears to my eyes.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 05:42 PM (yQpMk)

There is not a single teacher that has any business doing that to a student. If I had a kid that went to a school that allowed corporal punishment, I'd put the school on notice that if they as much as looked at my kid wrong, I'd do my own corporal punishment to them.

I had a middle school principal who I have no doubt got off sexually on hitting kids and was known to do so even without parental permission.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:47 PM (49Dnm)

226 Aside from the pedo problem, it occurs to me that if ours was a more honorbound culture the spectre of Islamic terrorism would probably go away fairly soon too.

Chapters from an alternate history book:

1988: Lockerbie bombing. Many innocent people killed.
1992: Investigation fingers Gaddafi with strong supporting evidence. Can't touch him because diplomatic immunity though.
1993: Gaddafi turns up dead in Paris with toy airplane stuffed in his mouth. Multiple forever wars averted.

Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 05:47 PM (zcf1k)

227 In thinking of a bargeman back in the fifties. Lived in a tarpaper shack on the river. He got to diddling little girls. One day he up and disappeared. Local fishermen had taken care of the problem.

The residents of Skidmore, Missouri knew how to deal with a bully.

Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2021 05:47 PM (XxJt1)

228 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM

Well you know you make me wanna SHOUT!
kick my heels up
SHOUT!
throw my hands up
SHOUT!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:48 PM (axyOa)

229 Question: was there one single feature of The Swamp that was reduced or changed for the better between 2017 and 2020? If so I mustah mist it.
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at February 26, 2021 05:43 PM (KXAsT)

Ummmmmm.....No.

But we now know it is huge and makes the Okefenokee Swamp look look like a postage stamp.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 26, 2021 05:48 PM (R/m4+)

230 216 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM


Can you do the Pony?

Just like Boney Marony?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 26, 2021 05:45 PM (EERbD)

Lets Twist again, like we... uh... didn't last summer...

Just doesn't quite work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 05:48 PM (oHd/0)

231 My Little Cutie Pony-Grrl : new Netflix series?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2021 05:48 PM (dBv5a)

232 Not that its what this guy was doing, sometimes the rack just draws attention.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:43 PM (KZzsI)
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My favorite move: You're going a fine job of maintaining eye contact with a gal who's not lacking in the chest department, and, they're also on display...so, what does she do? She decides to adjust and button her sweater over her chest, naturally drawing the eye to the hands.

Sigh.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 26, 2021 05:48 PM (2SdPm)

233 naturalfake, IMHO they could have made changes other than just saying "not a member, no snacky snacky!"

For instance, they could have just said if you don't have your membership card, your price is higher. I woulda been okay with that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 05:48 PM (L2ZTs)

234 So what's a better term for him?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:46 PM (UPoLF)

I don't know, what does he do? (He soulds like a commentator to me.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (49Dnm)

235 COME AND GET ME, COPPERS!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 05:37 PM (guGkK)

TOP OF THE WORLD, MA!
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2021 05:47 PM (gmo/4)
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Oh, George, not the livestock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (GLv8N)

236 "Question: was there one single feature of The Swamp that was reduced or changed for the better between 2017 and 2020?"

It was exposed. That is a good start, imho.

Posted by: navybrat, feeling good at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (w7KSn)

237 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)

-------

*Tips Stetson*

Two step?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (kTF2Z)

238 There is not a single teacher that has any business doing that to a student.


It was our choice, take the corporal punishment or get detention and a whipping when we got home.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

239
SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM

Come and meet those dancing feet, on the avenue I'm talking to you - Forty-Second street.

Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (gmo/4)

240 I wonder how their search for Lady Gaga's dogs is going?
.......

word on the street is they're both named Zed
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2021 05:39 PM (v0R5T)
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Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 05

Hubby just asked if Gaga is offering $500,000 for who took her puppies, why isn't she offering $5 million for who killed her friend and assistant?

Then we laughed.

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

241 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM

Here's your dance, and perhaps one for The Horde:

https://tinyurl.com/4b9atbud
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 05:46 PM (DMUuz)

the time warp?

it's just a jump to the left...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (8D42x)

242 "Thought leader". SMFH. God I fucking hate what has become of language today.

Then pick a different phrase. But the concept still holds true. That's a reality of social media. Certain folks make it their business to shape opinion. Sometimes they make money from it. More often, they do it for more personal reasons. Thought Leaders - Influencers - Karens - call it what you will. They exist. They're here, and quite loud. You can pick them out easily. Not by what they say, as much as when they try to shout down.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (chkoV)

243 Oh, George, not the livestock.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (GLv8N)

Heh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 05:50 PM (Ez6QX)

244 Otters!

Gimme a shot of tequila, baby. Let's get this party started!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:50 PM (yA9R3)

245 180 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)

---------------------------

This woman is my destiny

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 05:50 PM (CAJOC)

246 Good lawyer joke I just heard:

An older fella is near death, and gathers his three most trusted advisors: his priest, his accountant, and his lawyer. He tells them, I know it's said that you can't take it with you, but in an abundance of caution, I am giving you each $100K. I want you to be the last in line at my funeral and each of you put that money in my casket so that if I get to Heaven and it turns out you can take it with you, I have a little something. He passes in due course. And some time after, the priest calls the other to two and asks for a meeting, saying that his conscious is killing him. He confesses that the new wing of the church was purchased with his $100K. And the accountant says he shouldn't feel so bad, he spent his $100K on a family vacation and new car. The lawyer in high dudgeon responds: We had a fiduciary duty, a sacred trust to our client, and I guarantee you that if you dig up his casket and open it up, you'll find my check for $100K in there.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2021 05:51 PM (H5knJ)

247 When I was a kid I can't think of a dad that WASN'T a combat vet from WW2. We could pretty much rip and run and be kids but if we crossed the line we knew a neighbor could keep us in line and not say anything to our parents unless it was really bad.

Posted by: dartist at February 26, 2021 05:51 PM (+ya+t)

248 Nurse R is seventeen, a dancing queen??

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2021 05:51 PM (d6he9)

249
My daddy is sleepin'
And mama ain't around
Yeah, daddy just sleepin'
And mama ain't around
We're gonna twisty twisty twisty
Till we tear the house down

Come on and twist
Yeah, baby twist
Oooh yeah, just like this
Come on miss and do the twist
Ee-yah

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 05:51 PM (yQpMk)

250 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM


Cotton-Eyed Joe!

Posted by: That Band in Texas with a Fiddle at February 26, 2021 05:52 PM (DMUuz)

251 Nude Malignant Dwarf

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 05:53 PM (yQpMk)

252 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM

Cotton-Eyed Joe!

Posted by: That Band in Texas with a Fiddle at February 26, 2021 05:52 PM (DMUuz)


Gotta have a fiddle in that band!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:53 PM (axyOa)

253 Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (chkoV)

Thought leader?

Try NPC Programmer.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 05:53 PM (oHd/0)

254 FYI sundown did not vaporize any Syrians in the desert...he vaporized a a 3 dollar mud hut with a million dollar smart bomb.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2021 05:54 PM (85Gof)

255 Here's your dance, and perhaps one for The Horde:

https://tinyurl.com/4b9atbud
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 05:46 PM (DMUuz)


I assume all 'ettes look, and dance, like this.

https://youtu.be/pH5chbvhUpI

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 26, 2021 05:54 PM (jOcSX)

256 I went to a wedding in Colombia some 15 years ago. At one point a very hot woman asked me to dance. I felt like I had nothing but left feet. She wasn't only hot but a great dancer. I felt super awkward but happy.
She had a smile that could turn knees to jello.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 05:54 PM (lgiXo)

257 John Durham's resigning as US Attorney, effective 2/28. So he only has one more day to issue his BLOCKBUSTAH report.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 26, 2021 05:55 PM (sWM8x)

258 There was a Mel Gibson movie in which he gained the power to read women's minds ("What Women Want," I think?), and something came up that I wondered if it was valid or not. He got a girl who liked him repeatedly having her eyes drift down to his, er, lap area, then get embarrassed and hoping he didn't notice.

I mean I'm sure male writers might think that's happening but really? I am not so certain. If women are ever doing that around me they're very subtle and tricksy about it, I never caught them doing it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:55 PM (KZzsI)

259
I had lots of male teachers in high school. One of them stared at my boobs so much I finally had to tell him they don't talk.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 05:37 PM (xeB56)

Ever know a woman who dresses up for attention, more or less, and gets very angry when she starts to get attention?

Yeah, my ninth grade English teacher (summer) was like that. Very dressy, almost never wore a skirt that went past her knee. I am surprised she never showed up in a pencil skirt. In any event, she was always pissed off at getting additional attention from the guys in class.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:55 PM (49Dnm)

260 My Little Cutie Pony-Grrl : new Netflix series?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2021 05:48 PM


* twerks tails *

We knew you'd come around, Anna!

Posted by: Bronies at February 26, 2021 05:55 PM (DMUuz)

261 Gimme a shot of tequila, baby. Let's get this party started!

*slides shot thru USB port to nurse*

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 05:55 PM (nxdel)

262 If only the Lady Gaga Dog Saga could end this way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec-AEmNLkbk

Posted by: naturalfake at February 26, 2021 05:56 PM (EERbD)

263 naturalfake, it'll end with Lady Gaga getting a note from Barack:

"Thanks for the snack. It was delicious!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 05:56 PM (L2ZTs)

264 I don't know, what does he do? (He soulds like a commentator to me.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (49Dnm)

He goes on the internet and talks about current events, his feelings on things, etc. He also does some "man on the street" type interviews, usually live streaming. And Alex Jones-type crashing events things. And he does a lot of livestreams where he interacts with his people live. Like they'll send in comments and he'll riff on it.

He also does the twitchy type thing where he "live reacts" to videos, while live streaming, which is difficult to do.

So... I don't know what to call it. He's more then a commentator. I think most would use the words "influencer" or "thought leader" or whatever. I agree, those phrases both do annoy me, but I can't think of a better one.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 05:56 PM (UPoLF)

265 It was our choice, take the corporal punishment or get detention and a whipping when we got home.
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There was a time when cracking a kid was considered discipline.

Posted by: dartist at February 26, 2021 05:57 PM (+ya+t)

266 I mean I'm sure male writers might think that's happening but really? I am not so certain. If women are ever doing that around me they're very subtle and tricksy about it, I never caught them doing it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:55 PM (KZzsI)

As I explained to my older sisters, it is extremely easy to tell if a guy is attracted to a woman. But if a woman is attracted to a guy? Next to impossible. And a guy is expected - demanded - to know.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:57 PM (49Dnm)

267 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM

Come dancing,
Come on sister, have yourself a ball.
Don't be afraid to come dancing,
It's only natural.

Come dancing,
Just like the palais on a Saturday.
And all her friends will come dancing
Where the big bands used to play.

Posted by: Rick Davies at February 26, 2021 05:58 PM (z79tQ)

268 Nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 26, 2021 05:59 PM (pLEy5)

269 Then pick a different phrase. But the concept still holds true. That's a reality of social media. Certain folks make it their business to shape opinion. Sometimes they make money from it. More often, they do it for more personal reasons. Thought Leaders - Influencers - Karens - call it what you will. They exist. They're here, and quite loud. You can pick them out easily. Not by what they say, as much as when they try to shout down.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 05:49 PM (chkoV)

I think we'd be better off planning the funeral of the English language.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 06:00 PM (49Dnm)

270 There was a Mel Gibson movie in which he gained the power to read women's minds ("What Women Want," I think?), and something came up that I wondered if it was valid or not. He got a girl who liked him repeatedly having her eyes drift down to his, er, lap area, then get embarrassed and hoping he didn't notice.

I mean I'm sure male writers might think that's happening but really? I am not so certain. If women are ever doing that around me they're very subtle and tricksy about it, I never caught them doing it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 05:55 PM (KZzsI)

ii honestly had this happen to me a couple weeks ago at work. standing in the break room chatting with a couple people and i watch one womans eyes slowly drift down for a minute, pause, then come back to my face....

it was nice and she wasn't at all embarrassed by me looking her dead eye either.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 06:00 PM (8D42x)

271
At the weekend dance
we like to show up last
Play it cool when it's slow
and jump in when it's fast

Posted by: Teens who haven't figured it out yet at February 26, 2021 06:00 PM (DMUuz)

272 "Thought leader". SMFH. God I fucking hate what has become of language today.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:42 PM (49Dnm)

I hate that term. It's fucking retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 06:01 PM (nakwk)

273 I hate that term. It's fucking retarded.

Its also misleading. People called Rush a thought leader, but he wasn't. He was just good at articulating what we already were thinking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

274 265 It was our choice, take the corporal punishment or get detention and a whipping when we got home.
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There was a time when cracking a kid was considered discipline.
Posted by: dartist at February 26, 2021 05:57 PM (+ya+t)

It's one thing when a parent beats your ass; quite another when a stranger does so. A teacher certainly qualifies as a stranger.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 06:04 PM (49Dnm)

275 https://youtu.be/6JCLY0Rlx6Q
Here you go

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 06:06 PM (Cxk7w)

276 Put me down on the list of those who hate the term "thought leader." I also hate "influencer,."

Posted by: Revenant at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (IPK5J)

277 Its also misleading. People called Rush a thought leader, but he
wasn't. He was just good at articulating what we already were thinking.


This is where I part from the Horde - I can't tell you the number of times, with a certain cohort, that "But Rush said" was a thing. I don't give two shits what "Rush said". There was a time - around "W" - where Rush was as big a cuck for the GOP as anyone you can find now. Rush didn't start drifting toward the notion of "UniParty" until after W. Yet, "But Rush said" was repeated like a litany.


So, yes. For a certain cohort - Rush was a thought leader. Because what he said substituted for whatever they thought was "thought". And come on, that's no different than a Bill Mahr, Billy Graham, or anybody else that gets their money from what they say - rather than what they do. They are selling you - quite literally - their thoughts.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 06:11 PM (chkoV)

278 I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg)

That Dr. chick at Mt. Sinai is a guy.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 26, 2021 06:21 PM (eF1II)

279 These people are sick.

I want a divorce.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 26, 2021 06:22 PM (eF1II)

280 Democrats, forty seven (47) elected Democrats convicted or under indictment for: child pornography, pedophilia, rape, sexual assault, prostitution, pandering and more;
here they are:

https://t.co/2JDZwOUQqe?amp=1

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 26, 2021 06:28 PM (eF1II)

281 "what are you going to do, box me out? You aren't tall enough"

HAHAHAHAHA

That's how you media. Good job Federalist.

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM (bhPL1)

282
There is not a single teacher that has any business doing that to a student. If I had a kid that went to a school that allowed corporal punishment, I'd put the school on notice that if they as much as looked at my kid wrong, I'd do my own corporal punishment to them.

I had a middle school principal who I have no doubt got off sexually on hitting kids and was known to do so even without parental permission.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 05:47 PM (49Dnm)


When the paddlings stopped is when schools started going downhill. For some students, including myself, it takes a paddling and some hard-learned humility to re-direct my attention back to the main purpose of school.

Posted by: Justsayin' at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (Fs5vw)

283 197 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)

Horizontal bop?

jeez it's like nobody is paying attention.

Posted by: Bosk at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (SWbVS)

284 Kids I know don't talk anything like that. Nobody does. It's so false, stilted and pinched that it's painful. I watched 1/3. The actors cannot believe they are given that crap to read. They cannot pull it off. Too remote from anything real to them.

Posted by: bour3 at February 26, 2021 07:33 PM (KXQr+)

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