Re-Education Camp Cafe: Howlin' Wolf Edition

Pet otter enjoying a cat tree.

Pretty funny: Dog has a tantrum because the cat is lying on its dog bed.

Shar pei is always poking his owner when he wants something.

This dog is too cute.

Petunia the Rescue Duck gets very excited when her owner gets home.

Zen wolf:

Wolf's howl sets off fifty other wolves howling:

Even more howling wolves:

The Spanish there is very what-you-see-is-what-you-get: "howling" is "allulando."

Look at the size of this one.

Wolves need to be balanced by bats, obviously:

Husky howls and whines and tries to bribe master to get a fresh donut.

"Sylvester Stallone" (not really) sings for Adam Carolla:

Friday mood. pic.twitter.com/ffuV8p9A3M
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) February 26, 2021

Finally: Jim Henson's Predator.

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Thus?

Posted by: Corner Stone at February 26, 2021 07:30 PM (f9ze2)

2 What is the biggest joke in the universe?

MSM

Posted by: Corner Stone at February 26, 2021 07:31 PM (f9ze2)

3 I love the sound of wolves howling. It's very evocative.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 07:32 PM (lgiXo)

4 Mojo Nixon had a fun song called I'm Gonna Dig Up Howlin Wolf

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 07:32 PM (jYrdS)

5 Wolf calls are how you know when you're not in the city no more.

Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 07:33 PM (zcf1k)

6 Rita Panahi is pretty funny.
Who is she?

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 07:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

7 >>>6 Rita Panahi is pretty funny.
Who is she?

conservative Australian journalist. Works for Sky or one of those media companies.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2021 07:35 PM (5+1A/)

8 Wow... Predator, the Musical?

/I need a drink.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 07:35 PM (oHd/0)

9 The song of the wolf is surely white privilege.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 07:35 PM (lgiXo)

10 I played the howling wolves video
doggeh didn't even twitch an ear
I think he's broken

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 26, 2021 07:35 PM (nUhF0)

11 This was quick.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 07:36 PM (Zm+LZ)

12 Corgis called.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2021 07:36 PM (d6he9)

13 played the howling wolves video
doggeh didn't even twitch an ear
I think he's broken
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabam

My dog responded with a head tilt.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 07:36 PM (lgiXo)

14 Los Lobos !

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)

15 All right! Somebody put Gretchen Whitmer in the San Diego Zoo where she belongs!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

16 7 >>>6 Rita Panahi is pretty funny.
Who is she?

conservative Australian journalist. Works for Sky or one of those media companies.
Posted by: ace

==

and ace's secret crush

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 26, 2021 07:37 PM (nUhF0)

17 Kermit The Frog: Murdering Bastard

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 07:37 PM (GLv8N)

18 6 Rita Panahi is pretty funny.
Who is she?

conservative Australian journalist. Works for Sky or one of those media companies.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2021 07:35 PM (5+1A/)

Nice. Great tweets.

I said tweets.

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 07:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

19 ¡sʇɐq ǝʌɐɥ ǝM ¡sʇɐB

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 07:37 PM (DMUuz)

20 17 Kermit The Frog: Murdering Bastard
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 07:37 PM (GLv8N)

And Master SwordsFrog.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 07:38 PM (oHd/0)

21 She got them big supple tweets.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 07:38 PM (jYrdS)

22 We've had coyotes howling in my neighborhood. They're like the street thug version of wolves.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

23 OMG.....Henson's Predator......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 26, 2021 07:38 PM (jvt6t)

24 I love that duck's reaction but in the house? Really? They poop everywhere.

We had a duck when I was a kid, Quack Quack.

*don't you guys look at me like that.*

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 07:39 PM (Rvt88)

25 RE: 3 I love the sound of wolves howling. It's very evocative

But MSM has them all beat when it come to attack packs and howling at the moon.

Posted by: Corner Stone at February 26, 2021 07:39 PM (f9ze2)

26 Nice. Great tweets.

I said tweets.
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 07:37 PM

Is that what we're calling them now? We've moved on from elbows?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 07:39 PM (DMUuz)

27 From downstairs
Shut up and Dance
Walk the Moon

https://youtu.be/6JCLY0Rlx6Q

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 07:39 PM (Cxk7w)

28 23 OMG.....Henson's Predator......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 26, 2021 07:38 PM (jvt6t)

Saw a Conan the Opera too... but was afraid to click it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 07:39 PM (oHd/0)

29 Mood music

bobs head

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 26, 2021 07:39 PM (3H9h1)

30 I always enjoy watching movies and they'll show a turkey vulture and dub over a hawk calling.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 07:40 PM (jYrdS)

31 I always enjoy watching movies and they'll show a turkey vulture and dub over a hawk calling.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 07:40 PM (jYrdS)
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They use our screech for everything from vultures to bald eagles, but do we get any royalties? Noooooooooo...

Posted by: Red-Tailed Hawks at February 26, 2021 07:41 PM (GLv8N)

32 Evening.

Brave isn't a bad browser. Turning off Java script makes AOS readable without the constant crashes.

Sweet.

Posted by: Robert at February 26, 2021 07:42 PM (1Yy3c)

33 17 Kermit The Frog: Murdering Bastard
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 07:37 PM (GLv8N)

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That's the real reason Disney slapped a warning on the Muppets.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 07:42 PM (CAJOC)

34 The wolf's howling and following responses is no different than hollering "The concrete truck is here!" in an Italian neighborhood.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 07:42 PM (Rvt88)

35 I played the howling wolves video
doggeh didn't even twitch an ear
I think he's broken
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Those little computer speakers don't even make all the sounds you can hear, much less all the sounds I can hear. So fake.

Posted by: doggeh at February 26, 2021 07:42 PM (P1f+c)

36 Listen to them! The children of the night. What music they make.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 26, 2021 07:43 PM (Vxu+H)

37 Brave isn't a bad browser. Turning off Java script makes AOS readable without the constant crashes.

Sweet.

*

Remember the tip jar.

"for the price of a couple of otters a day, you too can sponsor a hungry ewok"

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 07:43 PM (jYrdS)

38 Off raptor sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 07:43 PM (GLv8N)

39 Listen to them, the Children of the Night! What Sweet Music They Make!

Posted by: Count Dracula at February 26, 2021 07:44 PM (5ZHS+)

40 Yeah Buddy

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 26, 2021 07:44 PM (R5lpX)

41 grrrr

Posted by: Count Dracula at February 26, 2021 07:45 PM (5ZHS+)

42 grrrr
Posted by: Count Dracula

Well that sucks!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 07:45 PM (Rvt88)

43 33 17 Kermit The Frog: Murdering Bastard
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 07:37 PM (GLv8N)

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That's the real reason Disney slapped a warning on the Muppets.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 07:42 PM (CAJOC)

That and the long history of green frogs and white supremacy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 07:45 PM (Zm+LZ)

44 Posted by: Count Dracula at February 26, 2021 07:44 PM (5ZHS+)

Back off Glad, I got this covered.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 26, 2021 07:46 PM (Vxu+H)

45 Watching video of wolves howling, starting with just one reminds me of a Gary Larson cartoon.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 07:46 PM (lgiXo)

46 One thing new tablet hasn't is all the ads, I think it is a good possibility it is the chess ap. The small ads are not bothering me its the full stop commercials.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 07:46 PM (Cxk7w)

47 Well, that's me for the night! Have a good one horde!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 26, 2021 07:47 PM (Vxu+H)

48 An old dog (you can tell by the white hairs) doesn't want to fight the cat in his bed.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 26, 2021 07:48 PM (2BZBZ)

49 Speaking of vampires, we started the What we do in the shadows TV series. Thanks for bringing it to the Hordes attention. I was pleased to see the strange rambunctious boss guy from the IT Crowd that has an unusual and outright bad (but fun) delivery of his lines.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 07:48 PM (jYrdS)

50 2 What is the biggest joke in the universe?

Existence.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 07:49 PM (nakwk)

51 Call of the Wild

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2021 07:49 PM (ScWrx)

52 20 17 Kermit The Frog: Murdering Bastard
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 07:37 PM (GLv8N)

And Master SwordsFrog.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 07:38 PM (oHd/0)

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but with slippery hands...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 07:49 PM (CAJOC)

53 That and the long history of green frogs and white supremacy.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 202

1 07:45 PM (Zm+LZ)

Pepe the Frog, Kermit's cousin.

And you know White Supremacy runs in the family.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

54 That wolf was telling the pack they had a good night and get some rest.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 26, 2021 07:50 PM (R/m4+)

55 54 That wolf was telling the pack they had a good night and get some rest.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 26, 2021 07:50 PM (R/m4+)

Goodnight John Wolf...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

56 Someone brought up Kermit the Frog's Rainbow Song a couple of days ago. I've had that fucking song in my head ever since. So thanks, dick!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2021 07:51 PM (kTF2Z)

57 He vass my boyfriend!

Posted by: Frau Blueker at February 26, 2021 07:51 PM (w7KSn)

58 Imagine watching the Muppets and getting pissed that there aren't more black people monsters and things that live in swamps and trash cans.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 07:51 PM (jYrdS)

59 Switched off java script on Safari on an AAPL device and now the HQ is not subject to "repeated events" or whatever the F the error message was calling it. Which is nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 07:51 PM (OTzUX)

60 Who was the best Wolfman?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 07:51 PM (lgiXo)

61 49 Speaking of vampires, we started the What we do in the shadows TV series. Thanks for bringing it to the Hordes attention. I was pleased to see the strange rambunctious boss guy from the IT Crowd that has an unusual and outright bad (but fun) delivery of his lines.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 07:48 PM (jYrdS)

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I've watched the entire series twice now, and it was just as funny the second time around.

Oh, to be watching it fresh for the first time...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 07:51 PM (CAJOC)

62 This is either going to make you laugh, or spike your blood pressure: "What are Democrat's biggest concerns"

https://tinyurl.com/k3tere4v

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 07:52 PM (DMUuz)

63 56 Someone brought up Kermit the Frog's Rainbow Song a couple of days ago. I've had that fucking song in my head ever since. So thanks, dick!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2021 07:51 PM (kTF2Z)

Cabin Fevah..... yeah....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 07:52 PM (oHd/0)

64 Where's da Howlin' Wolf video! I feel tricked!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2021 07:52 PM (CjFDo)

65 Who was the best Wolfman?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 07:51 PM (lgiXo)
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Larry Talbot?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 07:52 PM (GLv8N)

66 Who was the best Wolfman?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 07:51 PM

Jack, no contest.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 07:52 PM (DMUuz)

67 #32 I'm using Brave for the first time right now too on my tablet. The banner ads don't crash it unlike with Pale Moon but it didn't copy my Pale Moon bookmarks at all; it only allows me to copy text by dragging my finger in the comments boxes here and with Disqus but not anywhere else on a page so I can't copy a comment and reply to it; and it doesn't save page/text size when I access a page or make a comment so I have to manually resize the page every time. On the plus side it 'remembers' all of my HQ socks whereas Pale Moon or Adblock Latitude wouldn't save old ones.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2021 07:52 PM (d6he9)

68 Xi Jinping pardons one of those flying foxes every year on Chinese Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2021 07:52 PM (sCTt7)

69 60 Who was the best Wolfman?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 07:51 PM (lgiXo)

Jack, of course.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 07:52 PM (oHd/0)

70 58 Imagine watching the Muppets and getting pissed that there aren't more black people monsters and things that live in swamps and trash cans.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 07:51 PM (jYrdS)

Well if it's much more empowering to have hurricanes named LaShanqua

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 07:53 PM (Zm+LZ)

71 I was pleased to see the strange rambunctious boss guy from the IT Crowd that has an unusual and outright bad (but fun) delivery of his lines.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce,

I didn't remember that that was him
*hanfs head in shame*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 26, 2021 07:53 PM (nUhF0)

72 Xi Jinping pardons one of those flying foxes every year on Chinese Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2021 07:52 PM (sCTt7)
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See -- I wish I could write material like this.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 07:53 PM (GLv8N)

73 And Master SwordsFrog.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 07:38 PM (oHd/0)

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but with slippery hands...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 07:49 PM (CAJOC)

But.... he is NOT left handed.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 07:54 PM (sBwmm)

74 Except for Wolfman Maurice, of course.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 07:54 PM (DMUuz)

75 Clap for The Wolfman

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 26, 2021 07:54 PM (X7kN9)

76 /hits memory lane...

Yes, I remember listening to WolfMan Jack, while cruising McHenry Blvd in Modesto... where they filmed American Graffiti... usually on a Friday night.

Shit, I need a drink.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

77 Except for Wolfman Maurice, of course.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Wasn't Maurice the gangster of love?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 07:55 PM (Rvt88)

78 Except for Wolfman Maurice, of course.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 07:54 PM (DMUuz)
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Not sure that he speaks of the Pompatus of Love.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2021 07:55 PM (GLv8N)

79 We had a duck when I was a kid, Quack Quack.

*don't you guys look at me like that.*
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 07:39 PM (Rvt8

Look up George the Magpie on the u-toob. She (yes, George was a she) could say lots of things, but the one that killed me was "quack quack quack."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 07:55 PM (sBwmm)

80 didn't remember that that was him
*hanfs head in shame*
Posted by: vmom

*

He was the voice of a dolphin overseer in the latest SpongeBob "Sponge Out of Water" movie, too. His job was to keep planets from colliding. I'm sure it's on the YouTubes. Cute scene.

I'm sure there's a clip on the

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 07:55 PM (jYrdS)

81 Hahaha

Does YouTubes not register anymore?

That's fantastic if so.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 07:56 PM (jYrdS)

82 What We Do in the Shadows Movie..absolutely nailed the MTV reality shows atmosphere ...brilliant!! the TV show's best Ep was the city counsel meeting ...Energy vampire !!! LOL

Posted by: qmark at February 26, 2021 07:56 PM (hg6m+)

83 How fun would that be, walking thru woods and hearing a wolf howl, then having 30 more start...that's a biden pants moment

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 26, 2021 07:56 PM (/6GbT)

84 Bacon makes everybody's hands slippery.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2021 07:57 PM (d6he9)

85 Oh, sorry. It was my dumbass not realizing I'd left the editing in.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 07:57 PM (jYrdS)

86 39 Listen to them, the Children of the Night! What Sweet Music They Make!
Posted by: Count Dracula at February 26, 2021 07:44 PM (5ZHS+)

Children of the Night,
They're howling at black skies!
The ruthless calls within
For the haunting now begins!

- Testament, "The Haunting"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 07:57 PM (49Dnm)

87 RE: Wolf's howl sets off fifty other wolves howling

Just like any Democrat Press Secretary and the MFM.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 26, 2021 07:57 PM (aXxgO)

88 73 but with slippery hands...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 07:49 PM (CAJOC)

But.... he is NOT left handed.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 07:54 PM (sBwmm)

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Hey! That's my line!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 07:58 PM (CAJOC)

89 83 How fun would that be, walking thru woods and hearing a wolf howl, then having 30 more start...that's a biden pants moment
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 26, 2021 07:56 PM (/6GbT)

In my experience, it makes one get out of the tent to put another log on the fire.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 07:58 PM (sBwmm)

90 Kermit's banjo has never failed to bring in the whoppers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 26, 2021 07:58 PM (03n3v)

91 https://youtu.be/dO8ahHedcnk

Just for nostalgia.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 26, 2021 07:59 PM (R5lpX)

92 PompompomPAAAAAAAAaatisssssssofLooooooove!

Posted by: Wolfman Maurice at February 26, 2021 07:59 PM (DMUuz)

93 No - I can't make the Big Number, Scooter. I have a frog in my throat !!!

Posted by: Just The Punchline at February 26, 2021 07:59 PM (apJVd)

94 82 What We Do in the Shadows Movie..absolutely nailed the MTV reality shows atmosphere ...brilliant!! the TV show's best Ep was the city counsel meeting ...Energy vampire !!! LOL
Posted by: qmark at February 26, 2021 07:56 PM (hg6m+)

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Gonna disagree there. The promotion episode was the best one.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 08:01 PM (CAJOC)

95 Listening to Glen Campbell to calm my somewhat shattered nerves today. He really was a genius.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 08:01 PM (sBwmm)

96 See you later; my tablet's running out of juice from having spent the hour or more on Pale Moon trying to open the Fauci post from the the Quick Hits thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2021 08:01 PM (d6he9)

97 I can't imagine having a duck shit all over my house.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 08:02 PM (emxxF)

98
Is andycanuck stuck on Gilligan's Island and he has to ride a bamboo bicycle to recharge his coconut batteries?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 26, 2021 08:03 PM (8XBHQ)

99 When Dillon met Miss Piggy, she had him hanging from a tree like a side of beefcake.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 26, 2021 08:03 PM (03n3v)

100 I think I am going to go and watch Cromwell, with Richard Harris as Cromwell and Alec Guinness as Charles I...

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 08:03 PM (zr5Kq)

101 Glen Campbell was indeed the bomb. I like Wichita Lineman and Gentle On My Mind. Galveston was ... well, the Left loved it then, they'd hate it now, and I'm sure the Right didn't get it. An excellent song.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 08:03 PM (apJVd)

102 I don't think the sound of wolves howling would scare me nearly as much as the snarl of a cougar.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 08:03 PM (lgiXo)

103 So the "1917" movie is pretty interesting. One of the features is the cinematic advisor/whatever talking over the scenes explaining how they were shot, and in this movie that's pretty interesting and a big part of the whole thing.

Liked it, overall. Only one glaring "huh?" in the plot - where Schofield wastes half of his available remaining time to achieve his mission by going into the building near the collapsed bridge to finish off a sniper he's already neutralized - he of course would have just dashed off on his way. Makes no sense. Only thing like that in the film, though.

I never ever talk movies but this place lapses into that about 70% of the time, so.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 08:04 PM (OTzUX)

104 I can't imagine having a duck shit all over my house.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 08:02 PM (emxxF)

Rescue duck shit my pants!

Posted by: Joey Stinkfinger at February 26, 2021 08:04 PM (KnJdm)

105 On the burn baby burn front. The director of my work group is retiring he gave them like 9 months notice. They advertised the position, had a gal from Scripps accept. She was supposed to start next week and director's last day of even part time supposed to be Friday. She told them just today that Scripps made her a counter offer and she's staying there.

That'll throw a spanner into things. The other two candidates were internal to the group. My boss and another guy. I feel like my boss is barely competent where he is and would be over his head. The other guy I think would be very good, but if he steps up there will be a vacuum at his position. And if they open the position back up, one of those two will still be the temporary director unless current director postpones his retirement. We are all working remotely through June so that coouuld possibly happen even though he is moving to the other side of the divide, but I think he wants to be out.

It is really hard to get into the mindset of "its good if it falls apart"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2021 08:05 PM (Aashi)

106 Lee-Enfields were nice but room-in-the-safe/caliber creep rules mean no Lee-Enfield for me. For now. Actually, what I need is a 1917, ironically enough, since I have that caliber, and that would give the Lee-Enfield action.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 08:06 PM (OTzUX)

107 I don't think the sound of wolves howling would scare me nearly as much as the snarl of a cougar.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 08:03 PM

There are some bars in Scottsdale, AZ you should avoid, then.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 08:07 PM (DMUuz)

108 Wolves are up in the top right corner of the "cute" vs. "would still probably tear me apart and eat me" chart.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2021 08:08 PM (SFSVc)

109 I don't think I have to worry about those kinds of cougars. I am not a pool boy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 08:08 PM (lgiXo)

110 JJ COVID Vaccine Gets Green Light from FDA Panel

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2021 08:08 PM (X5CsJ)

111 Liked it, overall. Only one glaring "huh?" in the plot - where Schofield wastes half of his available remaining time to achieve his mission by

*

I think you might have been in our John Wick discussion the other day, but I realized that the only real problem I had with the movie was them bringing in the hottie who tried to kill him in the hotel.

The only reason her character existed was to get him into a modern car that they could crash so that they didn't have to drive the Chevelle off of the ledge.

I guess the Chevelle is still parked at the hotel waiting for him to return.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 08:09 PM (jYrdS)

112 There are some bars in Scottsdale, AZ you should avoid, then.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 08:07 PM (DMUuz)

That sounds terrible. Which ones are they, so... My friend... Can avoid them?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 08:09 PM (gAFsE)

113 Rafting on a moose hunt in Alaska many years ago, we saw a cow caribou running by itself and jump into and swim the river. A lone wolf was chasing her. The wolf followed into the river but was swept by the current and ended up returning to the bank. Last we saw them the caribou was running north along one bank and the wolf was running along the opposite. Always wondered how it turned out.

Posted by: Cosda at February 26, 2021 08:09 PM (WoGOY)

114 106 Lee-Enfields were nice but room-in-the-safe/caliber creep rules mean no Lee-Enfield for me. For now. Actually, what I need is a 1917, ironically enough, since I have that caliber, and that would give the Lee-Enfield action.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 08:06 PM (OTzUX)

Sounds like you need to invest in a new safe.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 08:09 PM (sBwmm)

115 >>> 110 JJ COVID Vaccine Gets Green Light from FDA Panel
Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2021 08:08 PM (X5CsJ)

Sefton has a vaccine! How does he administer it?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2021 08:09 PM (SFSVc)

116 A queer Cougar is called a "Panther." I just made that up.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 26, 2021 08:09 PM (R5lpX)

117 I need is a 1917, ironically enough, since I have that caliber, and that would give the Lee-Enfield action.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 08:06 PM (OTzUX)
Caliber creep is hard. And now is not the time to add anything that you don't already have or load for. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 08:11 PM (KnJdm)

118 Sounds like you need to invest in a new safe.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I eventually gave up and bought a monster, lockable construction site tool bin for the garage. I can't bug out anymore - you'd need a forklift to move it.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 08:11 PM (Rvt88)

119 I got a haircut today.

Posted by: Where Wolf of London at February 26, 2021 08:11 PM (5ZHS+)

120 I don't think the sound of wolves howling would scare me nearly as much as the snarl of a cougar

-----

Lived in a rural area growing up. Walked home from a small town event with a buddy. We were 14 years old. We were nearly home when we heard that snarl from one of those bastards in the woodlands right next to us. It scared the snot out us. We nearly ran out of our shoes.

Posted by: Lewis Medlock at February 26, 2021 08:11 PM (I2YCN)

121 The Henson predator is hilarious!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 08:12 PM (axyOa)

122 Always wondered how it turned out.
Posted by: Cosda at February 26, 2021 08:09 PM (WoGOY)

A caribou can kick the shit out of a wolf, but they are fast enough to just run, usually. One wolf, even a moose can take that dude out. Wolves rarely hunt alone. Dude must have been an asshole.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 08:12 PM (sBwmm)

123 Rita Panahi is pretty funny.
Who is she?

conservative Australian journalist. Works for Sky or one of those media companies.
Posted by: ace

==

and ace's secret crush

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Yeah ? Do we hear wedding balls ?

Posted by: JT at February 26, 2021 08:12 PM (arJlL)

124 I got a sporterized 1917 deer rifle to see if I liked the cock on close action without wasting a thousand dollars on a nice P17.

I don't like it. I guess I am a Mauser bigot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 08:13 PM (emxxF)

125 Yeah ? Do we hear wedding balls ?
Posted by: JT at February 26, 2021 08:12 PM (arJlL)

Um... um....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 08:14 PM (sBwmm)

126 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid =3707950032585339&id=100001111362174&sfnsn=mo

Now this is a gun safe!

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 26, 2021 08:14 PM (R5lpX)

127 Wedding TACKLE?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 08:14 PM (sBwmm)

128 JT Ace has been following her for two years if not longer

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 08:14 PM (Cxk7w)

129 128 JT Ace has been following her for two years if not longer
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 08:14 PM (Cxk7w)

If I know that little Wicket, it's more like stalking.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 08:15 PM (sBwmm)

130 What is the biggest joke in the universe?

Existence.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

You're backsliding !

Posted by: JT at February 26, 2021 08:15 PM (arJlL)

131 In the ONT last night, there was a link to photos that show things in perspective. One was a bald eagle fighting with a wolf. The eagle was basically the same size as the wolf.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 08:16 PM (CAJOC)

132 130 What is the biggest joke in the universe?

Existence.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

You're backsliding !
Posted by: JT at February 26, 2021 08:15 PM (arJlL)

and here I thought it was the Biden-Harris Occupation.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 08:17 PM (sBwmm)

133 Clap for The Wolfman
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

It burns when he pees.

Talk about howling !

Posted by: JT at February 26, 2021 08:17 PM (arJlL)

134 Rita does come up with funny stuff

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 08:17 PM (Cxk7w)

135 Wedding TACKLE?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 08:14 PM (sBwmm)

Probably trolling.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 08:18 PM (axyOa)

136 My cat did not appreciate the howling wolf.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2021 08:19 PM (2DOZq)

137 JJ COVID Vaccine Gets Green Light from FDA Panel
Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2021 08:08 PM (X5CsJ)

Sefton has a vaccine! How does he administer it?
Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2021 08:09 PM (SFSVc)

Anal swab

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2021 08:21 PM (W+T/C)

138 Yeah those lockable heavy-duty lockers are appealing as alternatives to regular safes.

Certainly not shopping for a new rifle these days. But maybe down the road. A Springfield, and a 1917. No new caliber, easy reloading. A bit of WWI. My oldest Mosin just missed the civil war (1924).

Don't think I've seen any John Wick stuff, not even sure how many flicks there are. But I have seen Reeves in videos shooting 3-gun.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 08:21 PM (OTzUX)

139 In the ONT last night, there was a link to photos that show things in perspective. One was a bald eagle fighting with a wolf. The eagle was basically the same size as the wolf.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

I once saw a Golden Eagle close up. It had been hurt in some way, and was at an Aviary rescue place.
Looking into that bird's eyes was a little terrifying. It was a stone cold killer.
I think the big raptors (eagles, hawks, etc) are likely long term descendants, or have common ancestors with the raptor dinosaurs. They likely did not become "extinct", but rather evolved to become smaller and more survivable when the earth got somewhat colder.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 26, 2021 08:22 PM (tjZg/)

140 Hungry. Like a wolf.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2021 08:23 PM (gjvwR)

141 We had a female rescue dog, an American Dingo or Carolina Dog, who had a thing for coyotes. She wanted to be with them. They would come to our back fence and she would meet them and all tails were wagging and if she could, she would have run off with them. One day it was chilly and we had a bomber jacket for her ('cause she was a bomber jacket kinda girl). She went to the back fence to go see her "friends" and had her jacket on and they turned and left. You could hear "selllllll ouuuuuut" in their howls. They never came back to the fence.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 26, 2021 08:23 PM (99Nt9)

142 Rita does come up with funny stuff
Posted by: Skip

She looks kinda cute, too. Young enough to be my daughter....but you know, even if you're on a diet you can still look at the menu.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 26, 2021 08:23 PM (tjZg/)

143
Don't think I've seen any John Wick stuff

*

I'm not watching any of the others, but the first one is great. A perfect set up, too. Well worth a free rental code at a Redbox.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 08:23 PM (jYrdS)

144 I declined to buy a used armored Brinks truck for $14K once and I have kicked myself every since. Talk about the ultimate gun safe. It would have doubled as a storm shelter too.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 08:25 PM (emxxF)

145 TCM running Manchurian Candidate now. That is if you want to watch a movie starring Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden as co-conspirators trying to take down a nation.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 26, 2021 08:25 PM (aXxgO)

146 Yeah ? Do we hear wedding balls ?
Posted by: JT at February 26, 2021 08:12 PM (arJlL)

*shlap shlap shlap shlap shlap*

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 08:25 PM (nakwk)

147 Feel good story from Fargo.
Hundreds arrived at the memorial service to show their support for the unclaimed veteran.
https://tinyurl.com/64eu9dp8

Posted by: old chick at February 26, 2021 08:25 PM (sOete)

148 I once saw a Golden Eagle close up. It had been hurt in some way, and was at an Aviary rescue place.
Looking into that bird's eyes was a little terrifying. It was a stone cold killer.
I think the big raptors (eagles, hawks, etc) are likely long term descendants, or have common ancestors with the raptor dinosaurs. They likely did not become "extinct", but rather evolved to become smaller and more survivable when the earth got somewhat colder.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 26, 2021 08:22 PM (tjZg/)

---------------------

Once while driving, I saw a Golden Eagle land in the middle of the road. It was huge. I drove past it very slowly.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 08:26 PM (CAJOC)

149 *shlap shlap shlap shlap shlap*

That's better !

lol

Posted by: JT at February 26, 2021 08:26 PM (arJlL)

150 130 What is the biggest joke in the universe?

Existence.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

You're backsliding !
Posted by: JT at February 26, 2021 08:15 PM (arJlL)

LOL. Nah, just getting my Sartre/Comedian on.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 08:26 PM (nakwk)

151 They likely did not become "extinct", but rather evolved to become smaller and more survivable when the earth got somewhat colder.

I watch the PBS "Eons" youtube channel a lot. They do divide things between the avian dinosaurs who survived and the non-avian dinosaurs who didn't.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2021 08:27 PM (8DRUP)

152 I declined to buy a used armored Brinks truck for $14K once and I have kicked myself every since. Talk about the ultimate gun safe. It would have doubled as a storm shelter too.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 08:25 PM (emxxF)

Nice battering ram in a pinch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2021 08:27 PM (W+T/C)

153 Tantrum dog needs to learn the grab the bed and spill the cat out move as seen on another funny pet youtube video.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2021 08:27 PM (Aashi)

154 That is if you want to watch a movie starring Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden as co-conspirators trying to take down a nation.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

It did have a happy ending however.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 08:27 PM (Rvt88)

155 "Children of the night...shut up!"

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 26, 2021 08:28 PM (l+QuE)

156
#boycottwendys is fake-"trending" on the sewer that is twitter. I don't know why...but I can guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 26, 2021 08:28 PM (8XBHQ)

157
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2021 08:28 PM (DUIap)

158 The armored truck would be great if you had a hill where you could halfway bury it.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 26, 2021 08:28 PM (jYrdS)

159 Don't do re-enacting, but have bought some stuff for my milsurps from a site run by a guy who's hilarious in taking no s**t from customers or critics about the historical accuracy of stuff he sells. He seems to have an enormous collection of WWII original gear (US and other), and an intimate knowledge of the minutiae of production and materials of the originals, so he b-slaps people trying to "correct" him about things like the color of web gear.

His latest ad email notes they now have original German army leggings, left unfinished in 1945, now finished (properly) by his outfit.

"So, if the color isn't correct or the reinforcements don't match, feel free to send complaints to Albert Speer or the Heeres Bekleidungsamt."

Dude does snark at a very high level. (Heerese Bekleidungsamt was the the Wehrmacht's quartermaster's office)

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 08:29 PM (OTzUX)

160 136 My cat did not appreciate the howling wolf.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2021 08:19 PM (2DOZq)
---------
My male kitten ran for cover instantly whereas his mother (that is in heat) didn't budge an inch, she only started caterwauling even louder.

Posted by: MI'sMIMI at February 26, 2021 08:30 PM (g0gdr)

161 What is the biggest joke in the universe?
Existence.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 07:49 PM

Dude. You're two nights out from a Penthouse Letters experience. I know you're experiences DOMS, and probably walking funny, but I'd expect waaaaay more spring in your step.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 08:30 PM (DMUuz)

162 Soviets buried tanks at Stalingrad and Kursk and elsewhere to use as fixed armored gun turrets. Actually worked pretty well as part of prepared defenses.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 08:32 PM (OTzUX)

163 Insomniac, you got your noodle wet?

Congrats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2021 08:32 PM (W+T/C)

164 Best wolf man is Warren Zevon and Werewolf of London.

Posted by: morigu at February 26, 2021 08:33 PM (Qf+TR)

165 JT Ace has been following her for two years if not longer
Posted by: Skip

What's he waitin' for ?

Is he working on his Portuguese accent ?
"Eef you come up to my rrrrrrrrooom, I weel deesplay my itchies"

"And my shelves !"

Posted by: JT at February 26, 2021 08:33 PM (arJlL)

166 So I've been seeing references to Oliver Cromwell here and there for some reason. I think the Universe is trying to tell me something.

Anyway, I just decided to look up Cromwell's speech dismissing Parliament. It's like he's describing Congress.

Good shit.

https://tinyurl.com/pnek97tb

Posted by: Robert at February 26, 2021 08:34 PM (1Yy3c)

167 Once while driving, I saw a Golden Eagle land in the middle of the road. It was huge. I drove past it very slowly.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

It didn't want a ride ?

Posted by: JT at February 26, 2021 08:34 PM (arJlL)

168 Insomniac, you got your noodle wet?

Congrats.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

---

Lena Dunham and Twigglypuff had the honors.

Posted by: SMH at February 26, 2021 08:34 PM (hjWtA)

169

Insom, if she did anal on the first date, check for a front hole...

Posted by: Just Sayin at February 26, 2021 08:35 PM (G6/u1)

170 They would take just the turret off tanks and mount them in a concrete fortification in WWII

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 08:37 PM (Cxk7w)

171 Good night.

Posted by: MI'sMIMI at February 26, 2021 08:37 PM (g0gdr)

172 Tonypete: "It did have a happy ending however."

Great movie. Great ending. Felt bad for Raymond, though. He was the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 26, 2021 08:37 PM (aXxgO)

173 Dude. You're two nights out from a Penthouse Letters experience. I know you're experiences DOMS, and probably walking funny, but I'd expect waaaaay more spring in your step.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 08:30 PM (DMUuz)

HUH?!?

Insom had a three-way?

DUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!

*High five*

Posted by: Robert needs a link to that post at February 26, 2021 08:38 PM (1Yy3c)

174 There are DIY's on burying shipping containers once they've been prepped.

Cheap. "Easy to do."

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 26, 2021 08:38 PM (3H9h1)

175 So I've been seeing references to Oliver Cromwell here and there for some reason. I think the Universe is trying to tell me something.
Posted by: Robert at February 26, 2021 08:34 PM

Your head is round?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 08:38 PM (DMUuz)

176 {{{SMH}}}

The very most decadent part was smoking cigarettes afterwards.

**Shudder**

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

177 Duncanthrax

Leather jackets and riding boots?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

178 Robert needs a link to that post

Are you Robert the truck driver? How are you doing post accident?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

179
JJ COVID Vaccine Gets Green Light from FDA Panel
Posted by: SMOD

Sefton has a vaccine! How does he administer it?
Posted by: banana Dream

Anal swab
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Only administered in the morning.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2021 08:41 PM (63Dwl)

180 Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 26, 2021 07:55 PM (sBwmm)

Hello George.

Posted by: Bosk at February 26, 2021 08:42 PM (SWbVS)

181 Ace has been following her for two years if not longer
Posted by: Skip

What's he waitin' for ?

Is he working on his Portuguese accent ?
"Eef you come up to my rrrrrrrrooom, I weel deesplay my itchies"

"And my shelves !"

Posted by: JT at February 26, 2021 08:33 P

he's trying to figure out how to incorporate a "rolling r" into "I make the best pancakes"

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2021 08:43 PM (DUIap)

182 Insom had a three-way?

DUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!

*High five*
Posted by: Robert

Not so fast with the praise Robert - check the other two parties.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 08:43 PM (Rvt88)

183 Not so fast with the praise Robert - check the other two parties.

It's not gay if your dicks don't touch.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 08:45 PM (emxxF)

184 How are you doing post accident?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

Miraculously still employed. I went to Florida this last trip, which was GREAT! Going to Ohio next.

*Gulp*

Posted by: Robert at February 26, 2021 08:46 PM (1Yy3c)

185 Buncha dickheads.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 08:46 PM (nakwk)

186 Tonypete

If they are happy, we can be happy for Insomniac. He was a good sport about it all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

187 Sefton has a vaccine! How does he administer it?
Posted by: banana Dream

Anal swab Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Only administered in the morning.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2021 08:41 PM (63Dwl)

Oh great now I have that song in my head:

Just call me ____ ____ of the morning, ____

Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2021 08:46 PM (SFSVc)

188 The guy who does the brainwashing in The Manchurian Candidate (Dr. Yen Lo) is the played by Khigh Dhiegh who is also McGarrett's arch-nemesis Wo Fat in the Jack Lord original Hawaii Five-O series. He is basically the exact same character.

Posted by: zmdavid at February 26, 2021 08:47 PM (xqRaG)

189 Robert

Just making sure you are OK, with no lasting damage. I was a tad concerned.

May your travels be safe, your cargo delivered, and the entire trip boring.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

190 he's trying to figure out how to incorporate a "rolling r" into "I make the best pancakes"
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2021 08:43 PM (DUIap)

-----------------------

He just needs to make c-rrrrrrrrrrrr- epes, instead.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 08:48 PM (CAJOC)

191 Posted by: Robert at February 26, 2021 08:34 PM (1Yy3c)

I've always found it interesting that the Commandment is not 'thou shalt not lie'... but 'thou shalt not give false witness'.

And the Dems, with Trump???? HUGE False Witness.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 08:48 PM (oHd/0)

192 Buncha dickheads.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 08:46 PM (nakwk)

*Ahem*

Roundheads.

*Snort*

Posted by: Cromwell at February 26, 2021 08:48 PM (1Yy3c)

193 and ace's secret crush

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Yeah ? Do we hear wedding balls ?
Posted by: JT at February

shedding balls

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 26, 2021 08:49 PM (nUhF0)

194 "Twitter Addict Baseball Cvck is just babbling on Twitter all day long"

I guess they could be getting paid by the tweet. They might not even be writing the tweets, just posting what they are handed, and getting $10 or whatever per each.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at February 26, 2021 08:52 PM (qpX6U)

195 vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

The 'ettes want to replan his wedding? I thought that was already done.

Well, except for finding a bride that does not have to be hogtied to finish the vows.

Wasn't there Tickled Pink or someone wanting marriage?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

196 ***Wags tail in Morse Code***:

T-O-R-T-U-R-E

Posted by: One of Lady Ga Ga's Dogs at February 26, 2021 08:53 PM (sl8p+)

197 Has a certain sea level house in Martha's Vineyard been searched? Especially the kitchen?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

198 NaClyDog @ 177- There'll be spandex jackets, one for everyone. What a beautiful world it will be.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2021 08:55 PM (gjvwR)

199 Insom, if she did anal on the first date, check for a front hole...
Posted by: Just Sayin at February 26, 2021 08:35 PM (G6/u1)

That reminds me of an Archer episode:

"I've got another 30 for you if you're genetic females."
They reveal themselves.
"....super"

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 08:58 PM (/n551)

200 @GOPLeader 2m

Democrats just scheduled a vote for 2am tonight.
They are so embarrassed by all the non-COVID waste in their bill that they are jamming it through in the dead of night.

@RepLeeZeldin

The vote on Nancy Pelosi's new $1.9 TRILLION bill with her $112 MILLION Silicon Valley rail pet project has just been scheduled for the middle of the night tonight while most Americans will be asleep

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 08:58 PM (cF8AT)

201 The GOATs of the major sports:

Hockey- Wayne Gretzke.

Basketball - Michael Jordan.

Baseball- Babe Ruth.

Football - Tom Brady.

Posted by: TC at February 26, 2021 08:58 PM (iBK3O)

202 Leather jackets and riding boots?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 08:39 PM

And caps, like the leather guy in The Village People wore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 08:59 PM (DMUuz)

203 I think the key to my success on getting back to carnivore is moar porkchops

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 26, 2021 08:59 PM (nUhF0)

204 Cromwell's Donuts is going public.

Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2021 09:00 PM (RuIsu)

205 The GOATs of the major sports:

Hockey- Wayne Gretzke.

Basketball - Michael Jordan.

Baseball- Babe Ruth.

Football - Tom Brady.

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Sport fucking - Hunter Biden

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2021 09:01 PM (VVEnO)

206 Dammit, Moon Moon.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2021 09:02 PM (t+qrx)

207 biden seen his shodowtoday?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at February 26, 2021 09:05 PM (r4bSV)

208 Is it me, or is it slow tonight? I got lost in Rush vids.

Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2021 09:07 PM (JKh2y)

209 >>Sport fucking - Hunter Biden

that guy is a chump and hunts uggos ...

Posted by: Stephen Tyler at February 26, 2021 09:07 PM (r4bSV)

210 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all obliterate social distancing in the quest of pair-bonding.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

211 Seagulls rule.

Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2021 09:10 PM (RuIsu)

212 Call of the Wild

-
Press 1 for Spanish

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2021 09:11 PM (VVEnO)

213 Moon Moon had me on the floor that morning

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 09:11 PM (Cxk7w)

214 ..I got a sporterized 1917 deer rifle to see if I liked the cock on close action without wasting a thousand dollars on a nice P17. I don't like it. I guess I am a Mauser bigot. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 08:13 PM (emxxF)

More correctly, you're a Mauser '98 bigot. 'Cause the '96 and the '93 were all "cock on closing" actions. There is a certain benefit to such, btw. Makes the bolt lift a bit easier, as you're only camming the spent brass out of the chamber, and not having to there also apply force to cock the striker. You can operate the '96 and '93 a bit more quietly, in the bargain.

*obnoxious "the more you know" sounder*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2021 09:12 PM (QzJWU)

215 That reminds me of an Archer episode:

"I've got another 30 for you if you're genetic females."
They reveal themselves.
"....super"
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 08:58 PM (/n551)

*takes a shot of cobra whiskey*

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 09:13 PM (nakwk)

216 211 Seagulls rule.
Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2021 09:10 PM (RuIsu)
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https://www.wimp.com/giant-seagull/

Posted by: zmdavid at February 26, 2021 09:13 PM (xqRaG)

217 213 Moon Moon had me on the floor that morning
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 09:11 PM (Cxk7w)

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Dear heavens! Phrasing!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 09:13 PM (CAJOC)

218 You forgot Tennis - Roger Federer

Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:13 PM (zHhW4)

219 I might be more surprised they care what someone might think and just vote on graft in the middle of the day.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 09:14 PM (Cxk7w)

220 *takes a shot of cobra whiskey*
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 09:13 PM (nakwk)

With much trepidation I ask:

What is cobra whiskey?

Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:16 PM (zHhW4)

221 Later y'all.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 26, 2021 09:17 PM (R5lpX)

222 ace has been going steady with Mary Katherine Ham for a while now. Just sayin....

Posted by: Ackshully at February 26, 2021 09:17 PM (700Hb)

223 This comment is posted without comment.

Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:18 PM (zHhW4)

224 Yeah I should turn this off before the ONT shows up.
Good night all.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 09:18 PM (Cxk7w)

225 And golf - Jack Nicklaus

Posted by: Javems at February 26, 2021 09:18 PM (+Dp5p)

226 Rush Limbaugh at rest:

https://tinyurl.com/u2c9jb9c

Posted by: SMH at February 26, 2021 09:19 PM (RU4sa)

227
With much trepidation I ask:

What is cobra whiskey?
Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:16 PM (zHhW4)

They had a sake on Okinawa with a dead hayabusa in it. Maybe like that.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 09:20 PM (gAFsE)

228 Cobra whiskey: cobra blood and whiskey. And/or cobra venom sacs in a shot glass of whiskey.

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 26, 2021 09:22 PM (l+QuE)

229 The 'ettes want to replan his wedding? I thought that was already done.

Well, except for finding a bride that does not have to be hogtied to finish the vows.

Wasn't there Tickled Pink or someone wanting marriage?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

"Do you take this man, Insomniac, to be your lawfully wedded Moron, in drunkenness and in sobriety, in Art Thread and in ONT, until death do you part?"

"MMMFFF! MMMPppPPFFF!"

"...I'll take that as a yes."

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 09:23 PM (gAFsE)

230 And golf - Jack Nicklaus
Posted by: Javems at February 26, 2021 09:18 PM (+Dp5p)

I remember the articles from back in the day assuring everyonevthat Tiger would overtake Jack as the best golfer ever

A few months of that and Johnny Miller (heir to the throne before Tiger) states in an article, " Let's wait and see how Tiger holds up to the rigors of the Tour and family and life in general."

Johnny knew of what he spoke.

Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:24 PM (zHhW4)

231
Is it a Jewish holiday or something?
This is slowest I've seen AoS in a long time.
Where every bodys?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 26, 2021 09:26 PM (8XBHQ)

232 ush Limbaugh at rest:

https://tinyurl.com/u2c9jb9c
Posted by: SMH

Thank you. For some reason it hit me hard tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2021 09:27 PM (JKh2y)

233 Is it a Jewish holiday or something?
This is slowest I've seen AoS in a long time.
Where every bodys?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 26, 2021 09:26 PM (8XBHQ)

It is Friday night.

We here have pretty much outed ourselves as having no life.

Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:27 PM (zHhW4)

234 You forgot Tennis - Roger Federer
Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:13 PM (zHhW4)

That will be short-lived.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2021 09:27 PM (W+T/C)

235 If you just look at them - as younger men - Jack Nicklaus was just a big, raw boned man. Tiger Woods was a man more my size trying to put on a shit pot of muscle that his frame could not carry. And then look at them swing. Tiger Woods early swing was precisely designed to explode his back. And it did.

It's not an indictment. Tiger Woods showed us - to some extent - what happens when a man won't stop pushing. All the after school specials say "good". No. The answers are bad. Tiger wouldn't quit. That's why he's where he is. He pushed beyond him. You leak - in a ton of ways - when you do that.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 09:28 PM (apJVd)

236
If it was Saturday night, I'd ask if you had a cat named Frankenstein.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 26, 2021 09:29 PM (8XBHQ)

237 It is Friday night.

We here have pretty much outed ourselves as having no life.
Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:27 PM (zHhW4)

*raises hand*

Just did about fifteen Duolingo Ukrainian. It was a little strange. One of the exercise phrases was "Tsi lyudi mozhyte znayiti vas", which translates as "These people can find you", which I thought was a bit strange and threatening for a language lesson.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 09:30 PM (gAFsE)

238 234 You forgot Tennis - Roger Federer
Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:13 PM (zHhW4)

That will be short-lived.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2021 09:27 PM (W+T/C)

Who's your pick to overtake Fed?

Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:30 PM (zHhW4)

239 Who's your pick to overtake Fed?
Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:30 PM (zHhW4)

Regina Federer, who will become the first woman to win the men's championship.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 09:32 PM (gAFsE)

240 Djokovic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2021 09:32 PM (W+T/C)

241 231
Is it a Jewish holiday or something?
This is slowest I've seen AoS in a long time.
Where every bodys?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 26, 2021 09:26 PM (8XBHQ)

Everything is fake and gay.... and rigged. People are turning away from politics.

Posted by: Sexual Musk Gland at February 26, 2021 09:33 PM (700Hb)

242 52 years of marriage to my ginger says bullshit to having no life. She took my soul and I very much got the better of that deal.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2021 09:33 PM (KATBx)

243 Be like the wolf. Stay calm and observant in the storm.

Know you are not alone. One howl will light the forest with noise.

You're feared and misunderstood already. Your enemies seek to hunt you to extinction.
Grow teeth and fur. Then hunt.

Posted by: All that is missing are the bongos at February 26, 2021 09:33 PM (z79tQ)

244 the MSM isn't a joke.

They're deadly serious.

They are responsible for the majority of our problems due to their lies and obfuscation confusing the people and making it impossible to make a rational decision due to bad information.

Delenda est Mediae

Posted by: jakee308 at February 26, 2021 09:33 PM (z96ye)

245
If you want a nice nostalgic trip, you can listen to this AM radio "aircheck" from the 70's that includes "Jeff Christie."

https://youtu.be/K126aKRRtX0?t=1115

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 26, 2021 09:34 PM (8XBHQ)

246 Djokovic.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2021 09:32 PM (W+T/C)

He does have a chance. But his body is beginning to break down. Not a sure thing IMHO.

Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:35 PM (zHhW4)

247 They are responsible for the majority of our problems

You sure about that?

Posted by: Tik-Tok Teachers at February 26, 2021 09:35 PM (W4eKo)

248 Everything is fake and gay.... and rigged. People are turning away from politics.
Posted by: Sexual Musk Gland at February 26, 2021 09:33 PM (700Hb)

Whatever. I'm coming here as long as I can say 'fuck' and tell anal jokes about aquatic mammals.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 09:36 PM (gAFsE)

249 >>Whatever. I'm coming here as long as I can say 'fuck' and tell anal jokes about aquatic mammals.

dude

Posted by: The Manatee at February 26, 2021 09:37 PM (r4bSV)

250 This is slowest I've seen AoS in a long time.
Where every bodys?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 26, 2021 09:26 PM

Cabela's/Bass Pro Shops has unveiled the new Spring collection of Crocs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2021 09:38 PM (DMUuz)

251 Whatever. I'm coming here as long as I can say 'fuck' and tell anal jokes about aquatic mammals.
Posted by: Vanya

Word. We otter know.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 09:38 PM (Rvt88)

252 Sooth, I caught that earlier. And then down the rabbit hole.

Just re-read his final letter in the LL. Rip Jeff/Rush.

Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2021 09:41 PM (JKh2y)

253 Coomment count check.

Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 09:45 PM (zHhW4)

254 Arf.

I mean, AWHOOOOOOO

Posted by: Sandy at February 26, 2021 09:46 PM (fLVm1)

255 243 Be like the wolf. Stay calm and observant in the storm.

Know you are not alone. One howl will light the forest with noise.

You're feared and misunderstood already. Your enemies seek to hunt you to extinction.
Grow teeth and fur. Then hunt.
Posted by: All that is missing are the bongos at February 26, 2021 09:33 PM (z79tQ)

The License Plate on me truck?

Calif Plates... Veteran... GR WLF

Go figure.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 09:49 PM (oHd/0)

256 Indian star wars

https://9gag.com/gag/a4EG31A#comment

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 26, 2021 09:50 PM (LWu6U)

257 Each of us who took the oath is part of the Brotherhood. Our role in this affair will soon be made clear, I believe.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2021 09:53 PM (KATBx)

258 There's a new Tom and Jerry movie. From the commercials it loo!is really bad.

Posted by: TC at February 26, 2021 09:54 PM (iBK3O)

259 Arf.

I mean, AWHOOOOOOO
Posted by: Sandy at February 26, 2021 09:46 PM (fLVm1)

Ruff. ruff ruff.

ahem AHWOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!

Posted by: Benji at February 26, 2021 09:55 PM (z79tQ)

260 For some reason I can't recall the lyrics to Hungry Like the Wolf. Just hear Rio in my brain instead. Like the NSA is scrambling my brainwaves by piping in another song via my fillings.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2021 09:55 PM (H5knJ)

261 Each of us who took the oath is part of the Brotherhood. Our role in this affair will soon be made clear, I believe.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2021 09:53 PM (KATBx)

Fuckinay, bubba.

Fuckinay.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 26, 2021 09:55 PM (x8Wzq)

262 https://tinyurl.com/u2c9jb9c
Posted by: SMH

Thank you. For some reason it hit me hard tonight.
Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2021 09:27 PM (JKh2y)

Me too. He was one of the best.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 26, 2021 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)

263 Our role in this affair will soon be made clear, I believe.
Posted by: irongrampa

It's time, isn't it.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2021 09:59 PM (SwCv8)

264 Each of us who took the oath is part of the Brotherhood. Our role in this affair will soon be made clear, I believe.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2021 09:53 PM (KATBx)

Fuckinay, bubba.

Fuckinay.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 26, 2021 09:55 PM (x8Wzq)

10000 rounds stacked in the safe, or 180 in a vest?

Posted by: Benji at February 26, 2021 09:59 PM (z79tQ)

265 The ONT has ONT'ed.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2021 10:00 PM (SwCv8)

266 Nood!

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 26, 2021 10:00 PM (7ZQe3)

267 Rush Limbaugh at rest:

https://tinyurl.com/u2c9jb9c
Posted by: SMH

Thank you. For some reason it hit me hard tonight.
Posted by: Infidel

I am not "Navy" , nor was Rush. But this sometimes gives me comfort at the loss of someone close

Eternal Father, Strong to Save
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1795Xg4CRC8

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 26, 2021 10:03 PM (tjZg/)

268 Grump928, there is a kit to convert a 1917 to cock on opening Dayton traister makes it. Downside is that the bolt is difficult to disassemble after kit is installed.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2021 10:08 PM (xZRlg)

269 I love wolves. My cats freaked the eff out and ran under the couch.
Meanwhile they don't flinch when coyotes yip late at night outside.

Posted by: keena at February 27, 2021 03:44 AM (RiTnx)

270 Tried playing the wolf howls for my greyhounds. Not even an ear twitch in response.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2021 07:52 AM (Jeptt)

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